The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Dark World of AI Slop Shopping

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

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free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. I saw this Mandela effect. and it blew my mind. And I told Spencer, and it blew his mind. But I am curious if you guys knew, let's check this out. Ryland's chemistry, one to one marker.

My chemistry is one to go on marker. Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back at, oh my God, the king and queen of a ride. Fresh in from Montana. Ooh. Yes. You, can I just say this?

After how long have you guys been doing Van Life? About two months. Two months. You guys look good. If we're doing two months of Van Life, it would be a true crime. But you guys look refreshed. It looks like you guys are one with Earth.

Yeah. I haven't worn deodorant in a month. That's what it is. I shower. She's got like a whiff of like grandma's bathroom. What? Bigg Spencer's T-shirt. Is it vanilla you?

I shower once. shower once a week. I've given up on my teeth. No. Are I doing that life? We got Planet Fitness memberships. We'll be taking showers regularly. You laugh too hard at that.

Well, you normally don't let me make hygiene jokes, so I was pleased. Oh, no, I always make hygiene jokes, or not jokes, comments to Jared, but only because I tell him if I can't tell you, who will, you know? So she tells me a lot. And that's Montana life. In a nutshell. We've gotten used to sleep. on the side of the road or at Walmarts.

Yeah. Yeah. It's been fun. So happy you guys are back. Oh, yeah. Well, speaking of traveling, guess what, guys? This Thursday, oh, my God, this Thursday, we will be in Houston. Chris is joining.

I'm so excited. Bring the big boys. You said, well, if you want to see our pilot and see a mini live podcast, come to Houston, Shane Dawson Live.com for tickets, L.A. Jared and Sandner, are joining there. and that is November 18th, I think. And I think there's still a few tickets left for that too. Not to change a subject to something sad.

All right, I'm going to start with saying this. I love six flags. I don't want beef with six flags because I actually love six flags. And that's where coaster daddy gets his coasters. But all this ex-two shit is crazy. I can't believe it went on it. Twice. Me and you went on it two times in a row.

And my seatbelt barely. fit. Like, please, insert the picture right here. The seatbelt is like this. It looks like I'm wearing a tiny vest. It's like crazy. And I just knew. We went on it the first time. The Gopros didn't work and Shane was like, we've got to hit it again. And I was like, miss me with that shit. I'm not going back. That shit does not feel secure. And then you guys went back at the end of the day and did it not once but twice, totaling three times in a day. Well, okay, if you haven't heard X2, they officially have closed it. It's done. Which is crazy. It's the most popular ride they have, but it was causing, allegedly, there's, you know, the lawsuits happening stuff.

But I mean, two girls recently, I think one is still in the hospital for brain damage. There's allegedly, there's a lawsuit with like a hundred people. So very, very scary prayers to all of the people involved. But I started thinking about it and I was like, wow. So not only did we go and do it multiple times in a row, I had a phase where I would go like once a week. Like I would go, me and ride, I'd be like, please X2, and we would drive there, do X2 and leave. Like, that's how obsessed I was. We'd like finish our work for the day and he's like, I think we could hit six flags for like two rides.

And I'm like, oh my God. Yeah, two of the same ride. It was my favorite ride if I'm being honest. Like, that was the thing I looked forward to. It was a good one. Because it was so, it's the only roller coaster I've ever seen, at least that I know of that like went up backwards. It was crazy. Wow.

I literally like, so I haven't done roller coasters in honestly, maybe a year and And people are like, oh, are you just over it? And I was like, no. So the last time we went, we did X2. And I sat on the outside seat, which I usually sit on the inside one. So I sat on the one Jared sat in, which, oh my God. And it rattled my head so fucking much that I had vertigo the next day, which I was like, oh, this is weird.

I haven't had this in a while. And literally for like six months, I had like an ear clog and I couldn't fix it. I couldn't figure it out. Oh, he dragged me to the ENT with him like 18 times. Wow. Yeah. And yeah, so I was like, oh, I wonder if not saying it is, but it's like, I wonder if all that head rattling is not great. It can't be good for you.

Yeah. Don't you think we're going to hit a point where we can't make them any crazier? Like, there's only so much your body can take, right? Like, I mean, the craziest thing to me at amusement parks is when they put you in the harness on the bungee. Yeah. They just pull you down or go all over. That's the most terrifying thing ever. Because it's just you and a couple bungeys.

It's like bungee jumping. Yeah, I know. And the thing it looks like you could like collapse the whole. whole thing like I think that's like peak scariness at roller coaster. I've never done that. Is that why they don't let you film at roller coasters? I know they say all the amusement parks. I know they say it's because they don't want the camera to drop and hurts them on,

which is valid. But is it also because they don't want you to have evidence of like something happening? It could be. Well, Fast and the Furious got really smart. And now they run you through metal detectors right before you enter the ride. And you have to check your bags right before. Wow. If they were really smart, though, what they would do is they would install cameras that got,

your view and the view outside and they would charge you for that video. Why build such an expensive coaster and not have cameras? Well, why not have cameras installed and sell the footage? Oh, yeah. Well, speaking of knowing exactly what we, the audience wants, I have our first theory, which isn't really a theory. It's more just a, oh my God, are you fucking kidding me when I found this out? Did you know that Amazon has been, how do I say it, categorizing you as a person?

what you're interested in. Let's take a look. This is going to ever. This is like blowing up right now. Basically, this is the first thing that blew up. So there's now an about you section in your Amazon page.

It's crazy. And so this woman said, I stumbled up on an assumptions. So it makes all these assumptions about you based on what you're purchased, what you bought. And so the one that she flagged was, has flat buttocks.

What? So it's making these crazy assumptions. And so this one, it's like interest and hobbies is interested in world domination. What's Cheeseburgers Like cheese burgers.

You see that? It's too short To reach into a 40 inch box No Is a big Is not a big SpongeBob fan Can't keep plants alive

I can't keep plants alive I don't understand How you know's You know as you're not A SpongeBob fan This one That was great Has never known

anyone who lost a leg In an accident What? That's so weird How would they even I don't know It kind of reads like a dating profile

Yeah. Is that their next plan? It's like, I'm really looking for someone who's never known anyone who lost a leg. Okay. Well, if you got, yeah. Perfect. If you want to do this yourselves while you're watching this show and maybe leave some comments telling us the craziest ones about you. And if you guys have your phones and you want to check, if you have an Amazon app.

Sandy is going to say, frequently lose your sunglasses. So you got to go account shopping preferences about you. Likely lives in Calabasas. It says that? Whoa. Her first premium lip care. Oh. Has a toddler, around three years old.

I have two of them. How does it know? The gifts, that's crazy. Likes to be in disguise. Oh, what? Because you buy so much. I buy so many wings. Maintains a swimming pool.

For my preferences, it says I choose premium chicken products. Good for you. So I'm not with the cheap chickens. That loud grumbed shit. Mine called me the F slur. Thanks, Amazon. Well, let us know the comments. Did you get any funny ones?

These do, I wonder if the fly. flat athletics thing was real and then that went viral and then from that. Also, I guess if you buy a lot of embarrassing stuff, it's going to make an assumption about you. Well, let us know the comments. Also, if you are looking for things to buy, I have a few fun products to show you guys. Okay. Well, first of all, Christmas is coming up, so get ready. Here's your shopping guide from us.

First, we have this cute little baby onesie. Check it out. One, two, three. See how it comes out. Oh, my gosh, that is true. Oh, oh, oh, it's so cute. That's adorable. Oh, like, heart, heart, like.

Oh, that's so cute. Add to cart. Add to cart. What about, oh, my God. Well, this is sad, actually. But this is a product that you could get to help remember your doggy. Oh. That's so sad.

So, I mean, obviously, maybe you've realized that These are all fucking AI. Of course they are. Of course all these products. This is the new epidemic. Last time we talked about the slop art epidemic. Today we're talking about the slop drop shipping or slop shipping. I guess we can say.

Oh, so they're real products. They're just created by AI. This is the new wave. So basically what people are doing are they are drop shipping these cheap, no shade items. And they're getting them in bulk and then they're just taking a picture of it, asking chat, make me video, whatever, posting the video, pretending that this is a video of the product goes viral, a bunch of people buy it. But there are thousands, maybe millions.

I've collected some of my favorites. Please don't, um, sue me AI. Mystery. Yeah, I don't even know if there's a company. So let's go through a few of my favorites. So the first one is this really cool carrot cutter. Obviously this is AI. Yeah, that is crazy AI.

But wait, but it, I want to try it. But I know it's not gonna do that. So nice. Ooh, I love it. Oh, stop. No, no, no, no, what are you doing? Oh, no. Oh, no.

Wait, what is this one? Wait, what is the storyline? It's for Legos? But then I saw this. Wait, the same girl who broke it? No, a new girl. A new girl? This is a complicated story, though.

I'm scrolling. Definitely copyright in. I'm invested. Okay. So a lot of these products are specifically at Costco. So I'm confused because I'm like, is Costco making, just a theory, making these AI ads instead of like hiring people to make. I don't know. I have a question about, I mean, not this one in particular, but I've seen a lot that are like run to Costco to get a thing that doesn't exist at Costco.

Do you think. What the hell is a point there? What's happening there? Wait, hold on. Is Costco just a theory creating all these amazing products that don't exist so people come to Costco and buy something else? Like when you go to Costco, you feel wrong for leaving without anything. Yeah. I feel wrong.

We're leaving with like buying two things at Costco. I'm like, oh, I should get like a million things. Everyone got a million things. I love it. Three two, one. Let's go to some of Costco. Danyo your. What is this?

What is this sound? I really don't like that. I don't like anything about that. Oh, this one's insane. Wait, what the hell am I looking at? Ew, what the Why do you're I feel like my dogs

For a dog Where could I buy one that works on me? That's what I'm thinking Just walking around with that The hand part of it is so weird Yeah, you gotta put it into Into the internet and write Where can I get it for humans?

I hate how entertained I am by all these I would just love to like be on my way to a Costco And see a guy fucking jetting it to Costco You know? Because he saw that and took it literal Oh A snake? What scared you?

Oh. Everything about that one was fake. Oh my God. No. Okay. So, that was the fakesest thing I've ever seen. Everything about that one. The product is nice.

So to the sob stories. So let's watch a few of these. These fucking inferior. And they put the cross in the background to like get to the Christians. I'm saying it's gross. Why is it always wicked? People breaking things in front of their face. She's like making her own plastic.

Also, so they're, so who's drop shipping all these Jesus is? What is this? When did Jesus ever like in like a, is Jesus getting a cut of this? Want to support my word? No. Comment link. Comment link. Comment link.

Oh, another crystal one. There's so many crystal ones. What the hell is that? Is that Goku? Is he going to break her shit? That's the first clue that it's an A. Every time. Wow, she goes from a block of wood to that.

There was no detail. She started the weather? She created weather? That was insane. Oh, this is one of my favorite ones. Get some bigger biceps first, bro. He didn't. break it but he broke him.

What is that to do with the product? I won't buy your art unless you are bigger buy it. Yeah, what? What the hell is that? They're moving in it? I want to buy one of these. See what happened. Yeah, I want to see what.

What the hell is that? This next one actually correlates with something we might talk about a little bit later. Hey, save me one. Too slow. Okay, so this is a new Halloween switch. Two an eyeball. No way.

Two for yours? I'm keeping it. Okay, first of all, I will say, Shenzai brought two of these home. I did, I did, before I saw the ad, I did bring the boys two of these that I found at the store. But there's this trend now of a lot of like, we're going to show you a couple,

but people being at the store, at Target, at Walmart, at whatever, they're walking down the aisle and then, oh my God! And then they point and then it turns to the item. I found like five of them. They are all literally the same prompt. It's crazy. And I looked at the comments and people go.

know these are AI. These are not real. The new Subaru Cross Trek Hybrid is the most fuel-efficient Cross-Trek yet. That means less time filling your tank and more time filling your day. More court time. More ride time. More lake time. More camp time. More go time. The new 2027 Subaru Cross-Trek hybrid. Consumer reports top-rated subcompact SUV. Stop by your local Subaru dealership or visit Subaru.ca to learn more. Consumer reports that's not indoors products or services. Why? Listen, why would you fall to the ground over a carrot slicer? I don't know. But that's not, they are all like that. Like, we'll show you some right now just on the

screen. They are all literally like that. Two girls walking in the store, they fall to the ground or they see something, they point to it. Is that not just you and I at Target? I guess kind of. When we see the new Halloween Stanley, I guess it is. So yeah, let us know how. Have you ever fallen for one of these items? Have you ever bought a drop ship, slop ship item? Did it ever come? Did it arrive? Should we in the next episode buy a few of these and review them and see if they actually arrive?

Let us know. We can do the show the ad and then show the product or try to recreate it. Slop tank. Slop tank is pretty good. Oh, we're doing that ad in life. And we're all in a van. Oh, this is so fun. together and we all are on our way to a show but oh no we need tickets how are we going to get them so last minute

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Spencer, I keep feeling your feet kick against mine. Oh, that's on purpose. Enjoy the rest and show. Bye. Okay. How do I start this? I don't want beef with Bill Gates. None of us.

We really do not. Bill Gates doesn't want anyone to have beef. Oh. Bring it, Phil. But I will say I saw this article picture and it made me scream. It made me angry. It said, Bill Gates warns that AI is powerful enough to lead to a billion deaths. Then why did you invest in it?

I literally, two years ago, when we made the AI conspiracy video, there were clips of Bill Gates being like, you know, this is the best invention ever. It's the biggest thing ever. And he was like one of the guys who's investing in it. And now he's like, hold on. It could cause a billion debt. I'm like, what are, why, why? I have a lot of friends in my life who are like, I think you're being dramatic about how dangerous AI is. And I'm like, I actually don't think so because like everyone who's involved with it, who's made it all like, everyone at this point is like, oh, it's going to kill us.

You should tell them to watch the rest of this episode. Oh my God. Well, Bill, do something. Maybe help something. I don't know. I see you're predicting it. So maybe fix it or do something. Turn it off.

Press the button. Can we do something? He has the money and resources. Why doesn't he? He's like, bye, and he just floats underground. Yeah, though he is like, I told you guys. I tried to tell you bye. Well, speaking of us being cooked, this next one, you know, I'm fascinated by Gen Alpha.

Our boys are Gen Alpha, by the way. They were one year away from Gen Beta, which, thank God. They're already Gen Beta? There's Gen Beta. Which, if I'm Gen Beta, I'm pissed. That sucks to be Gen Beta. Yeah, that sucks. So, Gen Alpha.

I'm obsessed with this like Gen Z Gen Alpha thing where there's these like TikToks or reels where it'll be like a Gen Z girl being like, millennials have no style. Like look at my outfit and she's just wearing something we wore 20 years ago because trends are always repeating. But this one really got me. Check out this clip from Boy Meets World. Topanga. Be a special field agent you handle intelligence fraud. I'm cooked.

I'm cooked. For the first time in my life, I'm in real trouble. So do you think some Gen Z kid just. Watch Boy Meets World and made it popular again. I don't know, but I'm cooked is like the Gen Alpha thing to say right now. It's literally that voice. It's like, bro, I'm cooked, bro. Jen Alba is old enough to, how old are they?

2010, if you're born in 2010 or after, so those kids are 16. Wow. It's pretty crazy that all the trends, even the phrases are recycled. They could keep the six, seven situation though. We could all agree that's theirs. That was original. We didn't make that up. That is an original.

They all get a few originals. Yeah. They can keep it. Well, maybe there might be a reason why all these trends are going round and round and round. I believe we have a clue. Have you noticed that nothing feels like now anymore? Yes. Everything current is just nodding to something older.

Instagram filters that make digital look like film. Retro fonts everywhere. Brands, TV shows, your font picker. The backrooms. A horror movie built on the uncanny familiarity of 1990s office spaces. The cultural theorist Mark Fisher. had a name for this, the slow cancellation of the future. The idea that culture has stopped moving forward and started recycling itself instead. He said it's easier to imagine the end of the world

than a new sound, a new image, a genuinely new aesthetic. It used to be able to place a song or a movie to a specific year in my life. Sometime around 2010 stopped happening. Everything became a blur of references. Send this to someone who's noticed it too. This reminds me I had a, in film school, I had an instructor who was saying that, you know, from the dawn of filmmaking till now, there was constantly new things being invented. First, like, movies didn't have sound, and they did. And then, like, there were a lot of new ideas that had never been brought into a film and technology, like, you know, CGI being invented and whatever. There were all these new advancements in filmmaking and in storytelling and whatever. And at the time, while I was still in film school, he's like, yeah, we've hit a point where

with technology and storytelling, there's nothing new that can be created. Everything going forward is just going to be the same ideas repackaged now forever. Well, I've noticed that with music. I feel like every day there's a new article. Copyright claim. Yeah, being like, oh, this singer stole this song. Literally every day. It's like, this singer stole this one or this one stole this one.

And it's kind of getting to a point where I'm like, yes, but also are we now just out of completely literally we've done everything. So now like things are just slowly repeating over and over again. And also I think that like visualizing the future. Like it used to be like, oh, there's going to be flying cars and stuff like it. But now, like, I guess it may because it's moving so quickly now or I don't know, maybe because like Richie's saying, all the culture looks backwards. Like, I can't envision like what 20 years from now would actually look like.

There's so many different ideas. Well, the only thing I could think is like when I, in the moment, I'm always like, like, I remember saying this in 2012. I'd be like, gosh, I feel like the 80s, the 90s, like everything has a specific look. And like, what is that look going to be for 2012? But I totally can see it. It was the fucking little vest. that girls were wearing and the wiggily bracelets, whatever they call?

Silly bands. Silly bands. But now I'm like, what would that be for now? And I'm like, the broccoli cut. We all do have a thing. That's true.

That's true. Yeah. We got the broccoli cut. So I don't know. We'll see. Do we have a future? I don't really know. But, oh, that's sad.

But you know what? We do have the new Labuboos. That's right. We talked about in the last episode that Labuboos were gone. Rest in peace. But luckily to take their place, we have Squishies, which you might have seen our AI Girl.

earlier trying to sell us and I bought some for the boys. But we might need to take them away from the boys because I just saw this. The viral Squishies that everyone's fighting over being super toxic. Keep in mind, these Squishies are for ages three and older. These are children toys and small children toys. This dad opened up his daughter's toys

and immediately smelled a foul odor. Happened to have one of these machines. Number to really focus in on is the TVOC. Is the total volatility. of a chemical compound. And we are talking the higher the number, the more dangerous it is for you to be around it, much less touching it or potentially putting it in your mouth.

Make sure he was actually getting the volatility of the compounds that were on these squishies. He put them in a Ziploc bag. Who were like, well, maybe it's the plastic bag. That is really volatile. So he put it in just a regular plastic bag. Look at how green. 0.45.

Back in the bag with these squishy dumplings, red immediately. and it's going to over 6.8. I think maybe this guy just lives in a very toxic house. No, this is that machine just out in the room without the dumplings or plastic bags nearby. I get that they're toxic, okay? But that's not my biggest beef with these things.

My biggest beef, and I believe Nito is another one of these products. Don't get me started. Because Walmart now does not allow people that collect hot wheels to go through the pallets at night because people looking for Nito's have made it a fucking night. here for them because the thing is if you're a hot wheel guy you know what box you're looking for you know what's going to be in it you know what to

avoid and you leave everything else untouched these like 15, 16 year old kids that are looking for Nitoes literally punched through every fucking box leave a mess everywhere and now Walmart has changed their policy that they stock toys in the morning not at night because Nito has made a mess

of everything. I have to say something except for Montana Montana has been great I have to say something you guys might think Jared is kidding right now No, I know he's done. But now it makes so much sense because the past couple of weeks he has kept saying these fucking Nito kids. They just needo kids this, Nito kids that. And I'm thinking, what the heck are you talking about?

And now this makes sense. So that's what those are called or Nitos? I think there's different categories of Squishies and Nidos. And so I bought the boys Squishies. But I also bought a Nito for me because I was at the, it was like a, I went to the dentist and there was a kid's door next door. And I always go in there to buy the boys toys. So I bought them the squishies. And then I saw the Nito.

like, what is this? And she goes, it's the new Labibu. And I was like, oh, really? Why? She's like, I don't know, but everybody wants all the Jen Alpha wants it. And I was like, well, I want one too. There's one right here. It was like a Starbucks Nito. I took it out of the box. I opened it and it broke. And there was just go goop all over my hand. And I was like, is is this how I play with it. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. It was. It was disgusting. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Cool. Another level. You know what I will say? I had this thought the other day. So I opened up Instagram and it's like, do you want to use Muse? And I was like, what does that mean? And so I click on it. And it's this little like monster and he's cute. And he's basically their version of chat GPT, I think where it's like, hey, muse. And then I haven't played with it. But he's like, hi. I don't know. But I thought it was weird because I instantly thought of, I was like, oh, he has the body of a Lubu. And he has the face of a squishy. It's literally that. Like you put those two things together. You get mused. And I was like, oh, it's. Is Instagram trying to like target just theory kids or like people that it's like hey use this cute little monster. He has the face of his squishy and the body of a little boo-boo and tell him everything. And he's so trustworthy.

Like what makes you less scared of AI turning it into the trendiest, cutest, cutest little new toy? And I think it's supposed to help you create reels or like grow your following, right? I believe that's what it's meant for. Reals, how? How? I think that's what's trending. It's like, do it again. Try harder next time.

I'm bored. So moving on, Chris sent us to real. Okay, so I actually found this too, and I sent it to Spencer, and Spencer's like, oh my God, Chris sent me the same thing. We both have the same algorithm, I guess. Although I'm not seeing that many big boys in their boxers. So then completely. This is where you guys overlap.

This is our Ben Diagia. The rare overlap. Yeah, this is the most insane thing. I can't believe this is real. I was like, this is probably AI, right? I had to be AI, and I don't think it is. It's real. I talked to the guys running this.

Really? Yeah, because they needed it for me. Oh my god. What they, okay. They were super cool. So shout out those guys. For the first time in history, a human face is off against a six-foot-tall robot. Oh, my God. Stop. Oh, no, I'm scared for you.

Yeah. Oh my God. Whoa. That's crazy. Oh my God. Ow, ow. Right? Oh my God.

But he's like letting the human get a few punches. Yeah. But whenever it goes like that's like all the guys. The fact that he has that much padding on is crazy. I love that they made it like, yeah. Wow. Okay. So it's a robot. It's gonna kill him. What do you mean? Hit him with a cup of water. Yeah, true. Yeah, get really sweaty. So is this like, I'm confused. Okay. So now we have robots who have

AI who now can, you know, do that. So it's not looking great for us. But also, is this going to be like the new UFC, like, fighting robots? What happens if the robots? Is it not watch that. Is there already a head off? Yeah.

It's going to be like real steel, but in real life. Have you seen that Hugh Jackman movie with the fighting robots? But also, what, what's the point of, like, you can't win against metal. It doesn't feel pain. What do you mean? Like, what? That's a tagline of the movie. Yeah.

Get this in development. But wasn't there an actual, like, robot wars thing where people would create, like, from KMIT? Battlebots. That's a good show. The battlebots people must be thinking, dude, all we had to do is create stupid robots to beat each other up. But if that thing flipped out and kicked him way too hard, the guy's dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely they had to put limits on it.

And imagine once those are taken off. What if they malfunctioned? He could rip a limb off, rip his head off. He could do anything. That's what I'm saying. What's the point of this? What are we doing? Well, speaking of casings, there's actually another.

interesting robot, some more interesting robot technology. Spencer takes his head off being done. It's all time. Nicola Tesla once said, you may live to see man-made horror beyond your comprehension. Here's one now. California-based satiris has announced their robot three halves, which looks like a demon. Three halves is meant to be sent into dangerous situations. They've designed it so it has a hard time going through doors and claim this robot is more

dangerous than it looks. The good news, the company also released an image that shows you how to kill it. Does it really have to look like that? Isaac Asimov is spinning in his grave. What? First of what, love her. Yeah, she's right. Why did they make it look like a demon? I don't know. I don't know. My whole thing is they're making these types of robots and whatnot. Are they just predicting the human beings are going to go insane and just like kill each other and just go to war and just like, why is this even needed? For what? I'm betting. Like, are they just betting on us being like, irrational and just wanting to kill each other.

My bet is that they're trying to get like a government contract. That's my guess, right? Because like there's government spent so much money on all that stuff. It's like, oh, we could use that in some war somewhere. And then they're going to send robots to war. So I started thinking about how well AI knows us, how well our algorithms know us. How well like, I mean, it's like the Amazon thing. It's like everything knows us.

Yeah. How well everything we're using knows us. Right. And then I started thinking, what about dating apps? Dating apps, no, not. just what you like, what you do, what you're into. It knows the exact type of person that you would click with, but then I started thinking, well, did you get on for research? So then I opened one app. No, I started thinking, oh, interesting, but if you actually meet the

love of your life, then you're off the app. So wouldn't the app not want that? So what if the app is actually keeping you from meeting the love of your life? Like what if it knows exactly your perfect person and it shadow bands them from your. your feed because it wants you to keep going. That's crazy. This is why. This makes a lot of sense for me. I'm using this theory.

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Yeah, I guess Riley. She does the voice. I set him up and I was like, oh yeah, Ryland's not here. All right, enjoy the next episode. Bye. Okay, before we get to one of the scariest things of all time, I just thought this was fascinating. So there's a new trend going on where AI is stealing from comedians and it's really working. I've fallen for it.

Like, I'll see a comedian on stage telling a joke and I'll see a comedian on stage telling a joke and I'm like, ah, ha, ha, give it a like, and then I look at the comments, and it's all like, AI, A, I'm like, wait, what the fuck? So here is a crazy example. An AI bot stole my joke. One time I asked out my personal trainer, and he said, sorry, I'm not attracted to you.

And I was like, well, whose fault is that? The time I asked out my personal trainer, and he said, sorry, I'm not attracted to you. And I was like, well, whose fault is that? Wait, they couldn't just add bigger laughs? They didn't add a laugh to me. They made it seem like flat. The delivery was also bad on the.

But who's fault is that? I've seen other comedians post about this, by the way. It's a big thing. Oh, it's like taking over. Wow. Because like, you know, those clips, like, a lot of them are especially are like, you know, crowd work. Like those are the clips that go viral all the time.

Like, check this guy out. And then now there's a lot of like AI crowdwork where it's like, can you believe this guy? It's like, it's really weird. I just got her joke. Did you guys get it? Yeah. He said, I'm not attractive.

And then she said, whose fault is that? Because he made her he trained her. He hasn't been trainer good enough. I didn't get it. It's a slow burn. It's a slow burn.

It's a big of you to admit that you didn't get it. Yeah. I can get it. Whose fault is that? Yeah. Fuck you, trainer. You fuck her? Period.

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The good news around all of this is what it could potentially unlock for the field of antibiotics. She looks so flawless. I totally would think she is AI if you told me. Well, plot to it. Well, great. So AI is out there creating viruses that are stronger and crazier than things nature could produce, so that's fun. I don't know how to even. I, so by the time this episode goes out, I don't know what's going to happen. I don't even know where we're at currently because I stopped looking because it was actually giving me anxiety every single day. And you're stressing me out about it.

So have you looked into it? What the hell is going on? I fell down the rabbit hole. So have you guys heard about this plague outbreak in Russia? Yes. Numonic, right? I believe that. It's called the pneumonic plague because it's not boobonic.

I was just going to ask, was that an AI virus? No, no, but I'll get to that. So this started in deep in Siberia. And this is a part of the world where the plague, not just like a disease, like the literal plague is naturally found. So the plague is not to find. And so these, this research institute is allegedly, or like the Russian government says like, this is there to study and prevent plague. And so that's why there's so much mystery about this whole thing. So there was a lab technician working there.

Unfortunately, she passed away because of a leak. Oh, my God. And originally there was the reports were, oh, there's been a leak. There's been this thing. And then the Russian government started being like, no, no, no. No, no, she died of pneumonia. But then all these people were like, she was 28 years old and perfectly healthy. That's extremely rare to just die of pneumonia.

A lot of the reports are like, because they're putting a lockdown on any information. Like the top like disaster and intelligence people are now in that area to try to contain everything. Make sure no information is getting out. Oh yeah, because they don't want us all panicking because we know what could happen, which is another world shutdown. There's a lot of that. Exactly. And if you remember during recently, there was huge, I would say about 10 years ago,

where it's been huge development in like DNA sequencing, RNA sequencing, the stuff we just watched, how they're able to do all this stuff with like biological stuff. But we're in the same timeline where we're in the same period where after that breakthrough in biology, something like this, a biological weapon where this one particularly is like an extreme, because a plague is a bacteria, but it's basically an extremely resistant to antibiotic bacteria leaking out. Well, I read that like if you get this, you die. You have 24 hours to get antibiotics, and if you don't get them, there's like zero chance of you survive. And even if you get the antibiotics, you need to get the super strong ones and you can't be resistant in any way because they literally are developing this to be extremely resistant.

And why? Why are we working on developing these things? What are we taking out? What I don't understand about bio weapons, and I really am not an expert in any of this. But like, okay, you create something that makes people sick and kills them, but then wouldn't that? also make your people sick and kill them it would kill everyone right like I know it would take over the world unless only you have the cure but how would you keep that from like I don't know literally a lot of Resident Evil that's also why it's like nuclear

weapons but the scary thing now is with AI like the thing we just saw it used to be the only people who could make bio weapons the guy was like a PhD is a base level you need to be like a PhD on top on top like three PhDs and like you need to be an expert in this stuff But now, like I was saying, with AI progressing, it's getting easier and easier for people who don't have all these qualifications. So, like, a country maybe before, like, didn't have the money. But now these other people who are, you know, maybe less likely to do. So it's becoming, again, this is, I got fell down to him to the rabble. I got super scared.

So it's like, it's just super scary that it's becoming more accessible to anybody. And there's not like the nuclear, when nuclear weapons, when they realized how scary they were, it was like, okay, we're going to sign a pact. Everyone has to agree. We're not going to shoot any, you know, we all have nuclear weapons where we're not going to fire them. But there's nothing like that for biological weapons. There's no like pact or anything. There's no like inspection. It would be really hard to even do it.

All these labs are super secret. They don't want other countries coming in. So, you know, I don't really have a nice ending to this one. And now they want to feed us lab grown meat. And salmon. Which who knows what's in that stuff? Well, and it's scary because we have that, right? But then for so long you hear that World War III is going to be digital.

Like, so it's, I feel like, and then with AI robots, like, they're really hitting us on every single. level. Listen, I will, I still think AI is going to take over. It's going to be bad. But you know what is very evil? It's a bad segue. You know what's even more? Murderers. And you know who has some scary, spooky stories about murderers, Sandy? Well, I do. So we all have heard Krista Pike's story. You might have to give a free fresh. So Krista Pike is on death row and she was planned to get executed on September 30th for a killing that she she killed this person from her training camp a few years ago. And when she went to executed by an injection, they had a double injector

and she didn't die. She survived. And everybody's shocked, but the doctors now are saying that the reason she survived is because she has two diagnosis. One is that she has a blood clotting diagnosis and also she has like really small fragile veins. But other people say that we've got a witchuation going on. That's right. A lot of people are saying that she's a witch. Didn't she like fall asleep? Weren't they like, oh, she's asleep?

She was like snoring even for like an hour before they realized. Well, then I started looking more into like mythology and like the history of witches. And they do say witches are, you know, they. can't be affected by poison or getting hurt, you know, physically until they make a pact with, like, spirits or the devil. And so that gives them this superpower to be able to, you know, maybe not die from poison or be able to create magic spells, which I don't know if you guys have seen in the movies, I'm sure you have, where, like, they draw something, like, with chalk on the line, they draw a circle or maybe with, like, salt or something. Well, no, they actually

say what by creating a magic circle they're actually forging dimensions barriers and that's how it kind of creates like a sphere around them so they can't get hurt um from the outside elements well then i started looking into like events that have happened that women have been able to survive and it's just like is a mystery well there's this lady called violet jessups and in 1911 she survived three sister ship disasters. So she was an ocean liner steward and nurse.

And so the first ship that she survived the disaster in was the Olympic. And that was in 1911 where the Olympic actually crashed into a warship. Okay.

The second one, she survived the sinking of the titan. In 1912. Rose? And then the third one, the third one was the Britani

sure. I hope I'm not saying that right. In 1916, where it actually hit a sea mine. And she survived all of these ships. She's steering? Yeah. After the second one,

it's like, he had a new job. Yeah. Do you want to cruise and you see this woman? Yeah, get off the boat. So the point where they actually called her the Miss Unsincicable.

And then there was another story in 1945, the story of Betty Lou Oliver. So Betty Lou Oliver was, she was an, elevator operator in the Empire State Building when a B-25 bomber crashed into the Empire State Building and she was burned so when, but she was survived. She was just badly burned and the rescuers put her in an elevator to safety and the elevator, the cable snapped. The elevator fell 75 floors.

This is final destination, which is over a thousand. Seventy-five floors? Yeah, well, it fell down all the way to the basement and she survived with no with no injuries from that actual elevator incident they said that the cables almost caused like a spring effect that had fallen they caused like a spring effect to the elevator and she survived so i don't know if you guys remember but a lot of like when it comes to witches and chance what is it normally it's like air earth wind fire right so air is supposed to be where you um where toxics are supposed to be like flu. blown away from you, right? And then,

and then let's see, fire is supposed to be where you're able to essentially like maintain like threats, right? So, and then also give you power. And then you have water. Water is supposed to be where you're able to wash away any harm and navigate floods. And then earth is supposed to give you like sustainability

with like earthquakes or any kind of collapses. So if you look at these incidents, I don't know. It definitely sounds like there's a witchyation going on between all three stories. You're really making wituation. I know. That's a good branding. It's good branding.

Merch. I love it. The wituation room? It's a merchuation. You know? So I feel like there might be a possibility that Krista Pike could be a witch. But given the situation with Krista, they have actually now said that they're putting a pause on lethal injections. or any kind of executions when it comes to death row right now.

I think they're investigating it. That's crazy she beat it. And they were like, all right, you win. You don't die. You got us. Yeah, because they're actually trying to get her sentence to go down to just life with her hole. Yeah. Wow.

That's crazy. So three little mini stories, but very interesting. And it actually makes me want to go down like a rabbit hole of more like witchy stuff. Wow. Yeah. Very spooky. New witch content coming. soon.

You know? Well, speaking of sweet witcheroo's, we have a game, but right before we get to the game, I do want to throw this in because, and maybe, listen, maybe I'm alone here, I saw this Mandela effect, and it blew my mind, and I told Spencer, and it blew his mind. But I am curious if you guys knew, let's check this out. You've been lied to this whole time, the whole time,

do you know what Grenadine is? Oh, what's that fun cherry flavor that you put in? Temples. Really temple. Wrong. I just found out. Grenadine is pomegranate flavor. I am blowing your mind right now.

It's right there in the name. The French word for pomegranate is granad. Granadine. I also thought that maybe the juice that's in the Maraschino cherry jar was Grenadine, and that was also what they were pouring into our drinks. No. Now. And also this week, I found out that it's not cummerbund.

It's cummerbund. I guess I haven't thought about that one. Yeah, that one's a little bonus. Who's on his team? I'm on his team. I love him first off. And I'm on his team. You guys knew?

The palm of granite thing? No. No. The pomagranets are delicious. No, I didn't. We all did you know. I always thought Shirley Temple was a cherry. It is.

I thought it was cherry. Yeah. And Grenadine? I thought it was cherry grenadine. I thought that's what it was. Here's why my brain now is starting to evolve. Because I realized, I think I forgot what was it seven up. I think it was seven up that came out with like a sherry.

Yeah. Yeah. And it has cherries on it. Well, it's. does, but it also, I believe, said pomegranate, and I was like, ew. Sorry, I love you seven up. But I'm like, why'd you put pomegranates in this? Yuck. But it's because

that's what it is. Love them. So then you like pomegranates, apparently. No, they're weird and they're sliny. Yeah. Why are they in pebble form? Why don't they just have a big fruit? Like, why aren't you like other fruit pomegranate? I'll take my answer later. Well, speaking of

mysteries. We have a game. Okay, this is something that I've wanted to play for a while, but I was like, no, how would we do this? And then finally, Spencer was like, we got to do this. And I was like, you know what? It's almost spooky season. It's time to carve pumpkins, putting your hand in the unknown.

So today we are going to be playing what's in this box? Who's in the box? That's right, folks. I asked each of them to bring an item they think can stump someone here. We're going to have a box in front of us. We're has two little holes. You guys have seen it online, seen the TikToks. And you have to feel, we're going to have a blindfold.

You have to feel. and you're going to guess what the item is. Can we choose our person? We can't. I can't have Chris because I know what his is. But everyone else, I think we could choose. And I bought hers so she can't have me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, the secret is how. Okay, should we set this up and then go? I guess. Dude, get the box, dude. All right, let me get the box. Okay, first up is Rylan. And who is choosing the item? Or should he not even know?

No, he shouldn't know. We'll maybe give it a little show to a camera before. Oh, yeah, show it to the camera. Okay, stick those hands in. Okay. You got this. What's in the box? What's in the box?

By the way, I'm in timing. We might not even use the time, but I'm just going to do it for my own pleasure. And I just started the time, Ryland. He's going to get it so fast. It almost feels like a greenie for a dog, but I know that's not what. It's like, it almost feels like a dog treat. Can I break it? You're really getting in there.

It's definitely a dog. chew toy or a treat, but I think a chew toy. Whoever brought it should stop when he gets it. Yeah, he got it. I thought it felt kind of like a funny butt plug. I actually got it because it has like this weird feel to it. You know, I'm actually just going to go stick this in my ass.

Whoa. Then it becomes a funny book. I think there's a new item coming. Yeah, new item. New item. New item alert. You're so good at this. We're going to get a new item. All right. Begin. Careful. You might need a Band-Aid off. Wait, really? A bobblehead?

Okay, we're also, you're lucky we're not doing, like usually people do this, it's like a live snake in there. Yeah, what? Yeah, it's a bobblehead of some sort. Oh, he's good. Wow. Holy shit.

He's locked in. That one is, found his calling. Snow White. All right, time's up. Let's take a look at it. Yeah, it is a bobblehead. Yeah, he got that part. Yeah.

Take it out. Oh, scream. Ghost face. I should have known that. You should have known that. Yeah, not on it. The disconnect of this is what really I was like, what is thus? Okay, can I go next?

Yeah. Sandy, put your item in the box. All right, Shane. Are you ready to feel up? I think so. What's in the box? What's in the fucking box? Oh, please begin.

Ew, I'm scared. Don't hurt yourself on this one. What? Okay. Don't squeeze it too hard. It's alive. And don't let it by you. Ew, ew, ah.

It's wet. Why is it wet? Ew, what is that? Ew, what is that? It's wet. Ew, there's like a hair coming out of it. Oh, oh, wait. Oh, hold on.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You keep feeling that little knob. Is it a cactus candle? That is very close. Think what time of year we're in? That's actually exactly. Oh, come on.

I mean, what is it? What are we going to say? He already got it. Ironically, when I got this, I thought someone's going to say that, and that's going to be the foolery of it. Is it a ghost candle? It's a ghost! Wait, give me something else. Don't shit in the box.

I brought two items, so we'll use one of mine. Alright. Okay. That's good. That's really good. It looks like about two coat cans. Oh, it's loud. It's heavy. Done.

Ready. Okay. Huh. Ha! Ha! Huh? It's wet again. No, it's not. Is it an eggplant?

Oh my God, that was so fast. I thought that was going to be so hard. Can I be honest? I knew it right away, but I wanted to milk it. You wanted to milk it? You wanted to milk that? You want to milk an egg plant? Wow.

I don't know. I just knew. I just knew I felt it. He's like my husband. I thought that was such a good one. Okay. I have a feeling I'll be bad. Really good at this.

Very good. I have a feeling I'll be bad. Should I go? Yeah, get a good. Oh, I'm going to be a good. Oh, I'm going to be a good. The item is being flown in. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. I want to be next to Sandy next time. Oh, yeah. The item has been dropped. Jared, you may begin feeling.

Oh. This is interesting. What are your hands telling your head? So right here there's a ring. Okay, good. Good job. Okay. It seems to be made out of roller blade wheels or something of that.

nature. So I start here, so it has like a top piece of nubble and it goes out, arms of some sort. Okay. Then it goes down. This is like a toy channel. Oh, oh, so okay. I mean it's like a medical channel. This is reminiscent of like a tail. It's like a rat. Would that make sense? Because I mean, I'm just thinking the tail, the head. You got it.

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It's a giant life-sized lizard keychain. Does it look like rollerblade wheels? Was that pretty close? Chris, hold it up for the audience at home. There we go. Beautiful. I can smell that. Okay.

Get those hands in there. Oh, wow, you're aggressively. Is it, is it wet? It is wet, right? Spencer's hands again. Sorry, I'm so nervous. Swayny palms. Wait, is it, is it in the container?

Yeah, it's in the container. Ugh. Is this the goop shit that's toxic? No, but good job. He's really in there. Wait, is it solid? Oh. We could, like, sell this footage to, like,

A fetish sight or something. Yeah, starting only fans. Is this like a strawberry jam? No. That sounds delicious. Is it a jam of some sort? It looks bad to look at. It's bad to look at.

Ugh. Is it ketchup? You're around for that texture. Is it chia pudding? Oh. Is it? It's Airwant chia yogurt. Okay.

Yeah. Bring them on another. Can I wash my hands? Yeah. Eat it so good. Yeah. Well, everyone's been doing really good, so here I am too. Okay, here we go.

Alright guys, this is item, Chris, we're gonna have two items. Okay. They're gonna feel different. Okay. This is item number one. Okay. Okay, Chris, begin feeling. Okay. You should feel very familiar.

Oh, what is that mean? Oh, oh. Careful. Yeah, um, I mean, obviously it feels like a . But it's not... It's too squishy. To be a good knowledge good knowledge Yeah it's like a squishy cucumber like a cucumber

I mean yeah okay I'll stop you there you got it I was gonna give a little hint that this has appeared on the podcast before Yeah when I was a judge right right right for the real one you got it a squishy cucumber Pretty much exactly what it is all right I'm ready for you ready can you remove the cucumber B'm a little uncomfortable after everyone's touched the Item number two. Oh, that's gonna be tough. That's gonna be really tough. This would, this, I mean, if you think this could be a d-a-d-as-well.

I think you're gonna get this quick, so I need you to go quick, Chris, okay? But don't, please don't hurt yourself. I'm scared now. Are you ready? And don't be mean to it. No, what do you mean? What do you mean? Wait, let's say prayer first.

What do you mean? Dear God, it gave it to life for this. Please, I don't want to touch you. I don't want to touch it. I'm scared now. Why am I scared now? Well, I mean, don't be scared, but don't be, yeah, just be careful. I'm, my brain is freaking out.

Okay. You got it. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Is it moving around? No, stop it, stop.

Stop. My brain is speaking out. It's not alive, right? No, not anymore. Yes. No, what do you mean? Chris, you have to fight your fears. No, even though it's Halloween, you're not going to hurt yourself.

I wish you could see what I'm imagining in my brain. You can do it, Chris. You could never go on fear factor. No, I couldn't. I know it's, oh God. Oh, God. Oh, God. His hands are.

Okay, there you go. There you go. You got it. You got it. Be confident. Keep going with that. Keep going with that. Keep going with the thought process.

Is it a crab? Ooh. Crab would have been good. Crab would have, I think the smell would have given it away, though. Think more. Think more. There's a clue. Think more.

Pineapple. Yes. Yay! I was so, I really freaked myself out. My brain was imagining the worst thing. Sandy, do you want to step up to the bottom? It feels like remember on like Ricky Lake where they had people. face their fears in like weird ways.

It looks like Chris is afraid of pineapples because we just got them over it. You know? Chris, now you can go to the grocery store without worrying about the produce section. Good. Look at pineapples again. Oh, wow. I'm going to be really good at this.

Ready. Yeah. All right, so any item has been placed. Oh, you just went right in. Oh. Aw. This is so cute. Is this?

Is she going to get it like off the first bed? Osi, Yoshi, Yoshi. No. No. From what Mario Brothers? No. Oh, it's an elephant. Is it an elephant?

No. Honestly, I don't even know who you're going to call if you don't know who that is. And you're sure this isn't an elephant. Wait, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters, duh. Have you seen Ghostbusters? Oh, Bill Murray? Well, there's something you don't see every day.

That's fired to Bill Murray. Is Andy, have you seen Ghostbusters? ages ago. Okay, that's all I wanted to know. Is it the ghost from Ghostbusters? Yeah, it is. Kind of. So you don't remember the end of, I should, sorry, I didn't mean that.

Five. Four, four, three, two. It's, uh, the, like, marshmallow we got. The State Buff marshmallow. You know the big marshmallow guy that you can't become giant at the end of Ghostbusters? Spoiler. Oh, geez. No.

That's not. Okay, Sandy. Get in there. That was crazy. It looks like you're doing a magic. magic trick. Well, it's not bear spray because it's too heavy. You guys, this is so difficult. Okay, let's see. See if you can read with your hands. This is so perverted guys, okay?

It says feel weird to watch. Just don't. Oh, right here. There's some writing here. What does it say? Oh, I think this is an award. Is it from the rat, what do they call, razzles? Oh, wow. Is it a, I have no idea? I just can't stop thinking this is the pilot's from her. I think we could give it to you. I didn't think you would ever say award. She literally said award the second she touched it. I know.

That's a win. Oh, wait. Keep her right. We have one more. Okay. I didn't see. Okay. Chris, do you want to put in the final?

Oh, my God. It's very Halloween. You guys are up into suspense when you see it. Hold on. Oh. Okay. Geez, so impressive. Motion.

Oh, these are like fake fingers. Wow. Wow. I don't want to put on stuff in there. Don't take them off yet. What's what we got? Do you really? Should I take it off?

Yeah, you can take it off. Wow. You'll find something. Yeah, Spencer, go put it on and we'll all. You guys do a hunt? Okay. I'm ready. You guys are ready? Yeah.

Think about it. I don't like this at all. Oh. Oh. I'm lifting the cap of something. Oh, God. Feels like a box of chocolates is what I eat. That is what I would say.

I don't like the. Oh, it's definitely makeup. Wow. This is obviously blush. We have some toner right here, of course. You got to really feel it. What else? What are you like I'm doing?

Really get in there. Oh, oh. Okay, putting it back in. Wait, no, no, smell it. Is it opening somewhere? You'll feel it. I don't know how close it is to mine. Okay, I'll tell you when.

I'll tell you when. It's not that close. Keep going. Why are you doing that with your mouth? This is crazy. When? Oh, it smells good. Well, taste it.

No. What does it smell like? I like that smell a lot. What does it smell like? It smells like cookie-scented medicine. Hmm. They get to start making it. that. So this is a lip, it must be lipstick, right? Yeah, we could give it to him.

Oh. Wow. He knows the whole. Good job. Okay. And it smells like root beer. That's what that smell is. All right. So let's take that out and do not look. The grand finale is sneaking in the box. I don't like the grand finale. This one is kind of like, it's not dangerous, but I would just caution. Just caution. Oh, wow. How did you get that? How is that in the office?

I don't like that. Yeah, be careful. Slide right in. Don't be aggressive. You will make a mistake. Okay. I'm feeling another container. It's a bouncy on here.

I don't know if that's supposed to be like that. Ah. This is going to like make me gag and I don't even know what it is. Am I? Yeah, I know. That's what I'm worrying about. You got it. Ah.

What? What the fuck was that? That's right. It feels like someone's like face is in a, in a jar. Oh. You know what it is. What the fuck? Oh, okay.

I do know what it is. It's a bunch of tampons and warner. Find the tampons. Whoever was here before us left so many tampons. Wow. Good job. It felt like a flesh. Where do you guys go?

Because they go in flesh. Where do you guys go? Hopefully you enjoyed this very spooky Halloween episode, I guess. It was kind of Halloween-y when you think about it. You talked about witches? Yeah, we did. Well, I will say, guys, I'm not calling myself a witch. But when I was in elementary, Uriel, spelled with a U, not with an A.

When I had my hair down, he said, I was a witch. And that was quite the... Wish, Wations. What is it called when you're dating a witch, but you're not really sure what you guys are? It's a witchy-wit. Very good. Just adding to the merch. Yeah, yeah.

All right, let's go. You enjoyed this episode. Please, if you want to see us on tour, tickets at shan-dawsman.com, come see Chris at Houston. Come see Jared and Sandy in L.A. And, yeah, let us know in the comment. Should we play this again? Did you like this? I enjoyed it.

I had fun. I had to get that. Is there any other games you want us to experiment with? Let us know. And we'll see you guys next time. Bye. Bye. This episode is brought to you by Wild Horse Nine, only in theaters November 6th.

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