The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Disney Princess Conspiracy Theory... It's SCARY

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

in this episode Shane and the crew dive into DISNEY theories that leave their heads spinning! They also discuss Chris's emergency room trip and Sandy's urge to engage in some booty play with Jerid. Throw in some viewer calls and some fake boobies for Ryland and you got yourself a magical time on the couch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So I woke up today and Ryland said, ugh, why is Chris doing this to me? What? You're going to start drama like this? What did I do? This is unauthorized. What did I do? Oh my God. Chris is a mastermind and he's creating games, psychological, like jigsaw, torture games with us. I'm so sorry.

a few years ago, and I never posted the video because I was scared of getting sued. See you, Corey. Wow. You guys looked so good. You did it, shit. I looked insane. It's because you were busy costume directing for everyone else.

Right. But wow. This looks like I paid for a meet and greet. Like, I'm meeting all my faves. You did so good. Sandy and I almost left you guys to go to Disneyland. Because we got so excited. I mean, I'm pretty sure we'll probably get a job offer or two to go on their parade. Okay, yeah, so let's talk about what we are right now. This is so crazy.

I just feel so blessed. Okay, let's start over here. So, Sandy, you are the most beautiful snow white I've ever seen. When you walked out, I was like, when you walked out and that, what is that thing? I think it's this. What is it called? Hater blocker. Well, when she came out with that hater blocker, I lost my breath.

I'm going to put this on all of it. my clothes from now on just like yeah yeah and no ladies and gentlemen that's not a wig that's the real deal yes thanks yeah yeah you do looks so cute thank you came out yeah and then we have jared buzz light year we took some pictures before this outside and there's some of the most iconic pictures i've ever taken it's a very flattering outfit you know i recently uh started weight washers Being in this outfit looking at myself, I mean, before this, I was evaluating in the bathroom, whether I had to fart or poop. Right. So I was looking in the mirror, like, kind of doing it.

And I was like, wow, I never thought I'd be in a Buzz Lightier outfit evaluating, like, a wet fart, you know what I mean? This is different. This is a different time right now. I like it. The selling point of that costume for me is the blow-up wings. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. I feel like a kid on the first day of school that wouldn't go unless he could wear his favorite costume.

Yeah, it's cool. I like it. Chris, you are storybook. book prints unauthorized like the royalty free but you look so good look at you thank you yeah I love that we talked about this

last time there's something about a wig it just like really changes everything you did say you were like whenever you're playing somebody else on the podcast you really come out of your shell that's interesting that yes I well I don't know it's weird it's I don't know if it's sad or not but there's something about when I'm in a costume the less I feel like myself the more I can like

be somebody else More confident and more happy. I don't know. I'm very insecure person, so. That it may be sad. I think it has that effect on, I mean, yes, I think, but I think it has that effect on everyone. And I can't wait for the day you'll let us make you into a woman. Because you will feel so empowered.

And we'll see a side of you, quite frankly, that we've never seen before. So Little Miss Queen over here looking like an only fan Cinderella. I'm Cinderella. Looking for her slipper. I'll squirt for $10. That's it. Yeah. All right.

It's a cheap squirt. I can do it daily. You can subscribe monthly for the 10 hours. You had a cheap squirt in the bathroom, huh? Oh, yeah. Pretty much. God, I can't stop looking at your boobs. Those are the best investment we've ever made.

They're so real. And you know what? They're the second investment we've made. We've had to buy two of these bad boys. The last time I bought, did I talk about starting in the podcast? The last time I bought a pair on Amazon, affiliate link but I'm just kidding

I bought a pair of those boobs and they came unboxed with cum and pubic hair all over them Oh gross Is that crazy? Yeah, that's pretty crazy And then I went to the reviews And all the reviews were like

Mine were used, mine were used There does need to be a better system For like vetting Amazon sellers Because I've even bought like cameras and stuff Off Amazon that claim they're new But they're definitely like refurbished and shitty Wait, yeah When you buy something on Amazon

It could be someone shipping it to you Yeah People can sell things on Amazon from their house. I thought people did like drop shipping. And so like after Shane and I experiment in the bedroom with these boobs, I'm selling them on Amazon. Well, I mean, it depends on how you pitch it. If you tell people.

Right. Well, and the good thing is it's really easy with Amazon. All I did was put those cummy hairy boobs back in a box and I took it to Whole Foods and they accepted it. Yes. Wow. And now they're off to somewhere else. That's so easy. I thought that you just return it.

They don't even bother to look at it. So then they just ship it off to somebody else. It's that easy. This is the hood of the traveling titties. They have a story. I know, I keep trying to pull these up without giving you nip, but like giving you something to look at.

The photos of you guys, we took some pictures in front of the G-Wagon of you guys, like, you helping her out in her car. I almost left Shane for Chris just because of how magical these photos are. I think, please. I think I now know what love is after today. Thank you.

I'm so happy. Chris did get hard and I didn't, I wasn't gonna say, But we were doing like the prom pictures where he was like back to back and I was like, my husband's right there, Chris. We said don't mention on the podcast. Have you ever held a boop? I mean, yes, I have. Oh, okay.

But they weren't both. Right. You know? I'm E. I think I love E.R. My costumes didn't work out. I ordered like three different costumes and none of them fit. And this was the only one that kind of fit.

So yeah, I'm Eeyore. He's really depressed. Oh, fuck. Fuck my life. Not much of a house. Just right. not much of a donkey. The way that you said your Eeyore was very Eeyore of you.

Oh my God, you're right. Oh, no, this is going to bring up my inner Eeyore. Okay, can we talk about Weight Watchers a little bit more? So tell me about this journey. Why did you start specifically Weight Watchers? Yeah, what led you to that program over something else? Well, we really tried everything. It's just the level of, it's going to be hard to make this not sound like a

pitch. And it could be. It could be. It could be in the future. But no, it's just easy. They got an app on your phone. If it's easy, does that yell the result? Well, I think, well, I think the other apps, like, you have to actually calculate your, like,

calories and all of that. And I think right now we just want it to be like, we just want something easy, put in our food. And also, it's just like, if I'm hungry and I'm thinking, I want a cheeseburger. Right. And it uses all my points. It changes the design. of that cheeseburger.

Dang, is the cheeseburger your whole day? Because now it's like, well, if I get a chicken sandwich, then I can get a small fry. Or if I get the chicken sandwich option without this shit on it, then later I can have this. It's like, so it actually makes you really analyze the decisions you're making. Like yesterday, I had 80 points. I'm supposed to have, I, like 40, you know. And you have a weekly allotted points. So I went through all of them.

And, uh, you know, today I was caution. of it today I have like five points left so yeah and I think when you're eating healthier and I'm just wanting you fast food I think it like does help you like even if you're eating healthy foods like you don't really think about how much butter or like oil or like things like that really wait we got to count all that yeah I think you just told me because I no I'm serious I was shirtless today because it was so hot and I was building cribs I walk outside and I look down I'm I'm like, fuck, Shane, I got to just figure out, like, because it's rapping, you know? It happens so quick.

It's kind of funny that Cinderella was built up for it. She put me to work. Okay, really quick, Chris, you said that you went to the ER. Oh, yeah, talking about losing weight. I lost 10 pounds. Wow. Because I got a serious infection in my general organs and ended up in the emergency room. What?

How did this happen between seeing you? This was right before my Chicago trip. I'm picturing like a cysts situation? No, so what happened, they were very vague about it, but I was feeling very, very sick. And this was- What was that? Perfect throw. It was a perfect girl.

I was talking about the emergency room. Throwing fucking mirrors. I was trying to give him a mirror to fix his hair. I'm sorry. That's like the third most dangerous thing you could probably throw at somebody. If we broke that mirror, come on. We're doing well right now. I don't need that.

If I look at that mirror and it's broken, I'm going to break you. Oh, God. Yes. Oh, God. Sorry. What boobs will do to them, you know? They get a nice set of boobs. Yeah, so basically I wasn't feeling well.

I kept feeling worse. And then I was like, I was like, for some reason, if I have stomach aches, I'll lay in like a hot bath and that helps for some reason. So I was laying there in like a warm bath and it wasn't helping and it just kept getting worse. And I yelled to my boyfriend because I wasn't feeling. feeling well. He ran over and like saw me and he was like, are you okay? And I'm like, no. And he's like, you don't look good. I'm like, I feel like I'm going to pass out. And then I don't remember anything. I'm waking up and I'm on the floor of the bathroom. I guess he like pulled me out of the

bathtub. And I passed out. And I woke up and he's on the phone. He's like, no, he passed out. And he started seizuring is what I hear when I wake up. And I'm like, what's happening? And everything's like just coming to. And I'm like, I really don't feel. And I can't breathe. I can't catch my breath. And I'm like, what is happening? And then he's like, I'm going to call an ambulance. for a unit and I remember being like the last time I had an ambulance it took me like 10 years to make up or 10 grand something insane like that and I was on a payment plan for 10 years so I was like please just call an Uber or take me don't call an ambulance please like as I'm dying and so he like basically carries me to the car and like floors it to the hospital we go to the emergency room

and I'm talking to the woman behind the counter and she's like when's your day to birth and I'm like I think I'm dying and she's like do we need to confirm your address and you're you're this and I'm like my adj and then I pass out again and then I wake up and I'm in the hospital this time I guess if you pass out you skip the line by the way and so now I'm in the hospital wake up and they're like everyone there's like four doctors above me and they were like oh we we may need to do surgery and I was like what is what I hear and they like it may be appendicitis and they do a brain scan and a stomach scan and they were like your appendix is enlarged so it may be appendicitis and they go and talk and figure it out or whatever and they're like well it's a

little and large we think you're okay for now so we won't do a surgery but i'm like panicking i don't want surgery and like i don't know it's just all very scary and then they're like we think because like in general you're like stomach your appendix and like several organs are inflamed and so we think you just have like some kind of like intense infection and i was like what and they were like so we're going to give you in your like iv like an antibiotic now and then like an antibiotic to take home. And so for like two weeks, I took an antibiotic. And I feel better. Have you been back to get it checked out to see? No, I have an appointment tomorrow to like follow up and stuff. But I haven't been normal since. Like, I'm better, but not fully. Why did you seizure? I don't know. I

seizure. I don't know why I passed out. They said all, all the infection, they think, but they also don't seem sure about what it is. So I don't know. I'm dying. Maybe it's because you stopped eating crumbles. I think that's, I did stop eating crumbles. That's the only logical explanation. Because Crumbles was keeping your guts good. Yes. Does Crumbles have like good probiotics in it? They certainly question.

They should. Yeah. When I eat crumbles, I'm always on the edge of a seizure. Every time. All the crumbles caught up to me. Yes, that's what it was. Oh, okay. I hate to do this right after you share it such a vulnerable story that we're all very

concerned and worried and praying, hashtag pray for Chris. Oh. I love you guys. No, seriously. I'm so sorry. This isn't network television. Hashtack pray for Chris Get it trending

But I do have some beef to start Oh, why? This actually involves you in Riland Why? So I woke up today And Rylent said Why is Chris doing this to me? What?

You're going to start drama like this? What did I do? This is unauthorized What did I do? What, Shane? No, what did I do? You're wild Talk about it.

What did I do? Oh my God. What did I do? Shane. Let me set the scene. So I wake up, I walk in the kitchen. I'm like, oh, wow, starting my day, popping a pill. And Ronald's just like, why is Chris doing this for me?

He's trying to kill me. He's driving me crazy. Why is he doing this? And I was like, oh, my God, drama. What's happening? Like, what's going on with Chris? This is way more traumatized. No, it's not.

So then he goes, every time Chris comes here, he makes a glass of tea. No, hold on. This is the most, this is the most, This is the most insane thing. It is pretty crazy. And I want to understand it. It's right.

And I'm just saying if you don't remember in previous episodes, I said my, like, my pet peeve, like, does, is inconsequential, but just drives me through the wall is when, like, people go in our kitchen and leave the cup. Which Chris does not do. No, but this is the equivalent. No, I know what you're talking about already. Chris makes a cup of tea and then doesn't drink it.

And then he hides it behind. He hid one behind a picture frame. Behind a cookie jar. Behind our like bulldog, our French bulldog statue. Like, wait, wait. Like a big brother challenge. And I know like he's hiding. He's like putting it like in inconvenient places so that people won't be like,

oh, that's my tea and drinking it. But Chris, it's 100 degrees. No one's mistaken. Nobody else in his house is making tea. Please explain it. It's like you don't have to hide it from us. And they're a fool. When I find them, they're full.

Not one sip. I'm so glad we're talking about this because that water bottle was definitely his because it was hidden behind the pillow. Chris left the water bottle. He hid it behind a pillow in the living room. And then I was like, oh, Chris, is this your water bottle? You're like, no. No, that wasn't. Come clean about your tea.

What's going on? No, so the tea, this, I know exactly what this is. So it started because every time I leave an open drink out in the past, I'll turn around your cat's drink. drinking out of my tea every single time. And so I'm like, what do I do to keep your cats and drink? So I started putting in weird spots where the cats won't find it. So I'm always trying to hide it from the... And I have like five cups of tea, by the way.

I have like several in a row. That's why your guts are supposed. Because I'm freezing. Whenever we start, I'm always like freezing. Okay, so that explains. I'm so disappointed. I drink a bunch of tea. But then like we always go to film and he's like, are the cameras ready?

like, are the cameras ready, and then I'm like, oh, and I forget about everything and I run in here, and then I completely forget, and I'm so sorry. Here's the thing, though, I think it's cute and I love it. I would like you to keep doing it and do multiple. Because his reaction was so fucking, because I was like, he's fucking with me. Like, it's hidden. It's like, it's poultry and it's hidden. I was like, what, does he want me to go mad?

No, but the water bottle I wouldn't have had to hide because there's a lid, so I wouldn't have even thought of that. Chris is a mastermind, and he's creating games, psychological, like, jigs, saw torture games with us. Well, at least he had real rebuttals because I was like, he's drinking tea and it's 100 degrees outside. He's leaving it full and hiding it. But it's like, okay, the cats

and Shane does make it in a freezer. I'll be more cognizant of it too now. I'm so sorry. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show. Please don't go anywhere. I have something very important to tell you guys. It is spoopy season. If you don't know what the word spoopy is, honestly, neither do I. Who started that?

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All right, hope you guys enjoy the rest of the show. Okay, I'll stop. Well, speaking of Chris and his weird little fact, I think we have a German fact. Oh yes, okay He's half German, he's so bright He's a factual delight Are you ready for some fun German facts with Chris

Since you two are having Kinder children Yeah, both of you I figured this is a good fact It's appropriate, yeah So the government in Deutschland in Germany Can and we'll reject

Weird baby names What? So if in Deutschland If you come up with a name That the government says This is too far there It's illegal. They will say no, and you cannot...

In America, you can name your kids, whatever you want. It's crazy. Yeah, they clearly don't have celebrities there. It's insane, whatsoever. But in Deutschland... You don't have celebrities? Well, I'm saying because it's all the celebrities... It's all the celebrities that name their kids the weirdest things.

But according to German law, a person's gender must be obvious by first name. So the civil registration office or stancement can refuse names that don't comply. And you have to reapply, and it's a whole thing. So, like, if you... If you name your name, like, Frank Zappa, like, you know, or like something, like, you know, a celebrity name or something. They're like, no.

Are there no pronouns? What about, like, I don't? Kim. What if your name is Kim? Not very woke of them? I think Kim's fine. To be fair, I have to, like, double check on, like, how new this is, and if any of this changed recently,

but it says that no gender neutral names, no last names as a first name, no, like, no objects as a name. No names of, like, a product. Like, so you can't have, like, I don't know, Dasani be a name. You know what I mean? You know what's a good name? And no names that can negatively affect the child's well-being or lead to humiliation.

Wow, good fat, weird fact. That's kind of scary. If you're non-binary, stay in America, sweetie. Yeah, I guess. You just have an itch to move to Germany. Maybe not. My uncle from Deutschland is coming down very soon. I will double-check this fact with it.

Okay, good, good, good. Yeah. Okay, so now to my favorite part of this show, my second favorite, besides German facts, Is viewer interaction You came up with a name for this And I already forgot it It was vagina Viewers are great

I need another I forgot what it was But it was like Viewer interaction A.k.a vagina Okay So first we got Which by the way

We have some good voicemails today We'll get to that Nice First we have an email from McKenzie So the email subject was From Hot Topic to Killer March And she sent two pictures So on the left is from 2011 when she was 12 and that's my hot tubic shirt.

Oh my God. I remember that shirt. And then she's wearing a farmer's shirt. Oh, look! Look, look! And now she's 25. So from 12 to 25. That's insane.

Wow. What? I should die. I'm so old. And then we have Marissa, she said, reping you all at work. And this is her holding her conspiracy. Oh, my God. What a fucking queen.

It matches her outfit. I know. Okay, the next email we got was from Sophie, aka a lesbian grower. She called herself that. Nice. She said for her birthday, her mom surprised her with some merch, and she took a little video, and this is her. Look at her excited opening up her merch.

I love these. When are you recorded? Oh. Because you said you wanted something, and I just want to see your reaction. Oh, that's puppy. Oh, my God. Mom. Is this what you wanted?

You're a joke. This is so cute Her face is so cute And then here's a picture of her wearing it Which is so cute And her mom in the background Like I don't know what I bought Or who the fuck that guy is

But I'm glad my daughter's happening So that is so cute Okay and then the next one was from Issa She said she was at a local thrift store And she found the dress She was considering mailing it to us Okay so I'm going to show you the picture Of the dress she found

I don't care okay what color is that black and blue yeah blue and black but that also looks nothing like the dress yeah it really doesn't like in any way the stripes or any of it even the top right like none of it looks right blue black okay I'm so excited because this is a new segment that was given to us by Madison hey Madison okay this is called sibling or dating so I've never heard of this but this I guess is a trend on you know reddit or something where people post pictures of two people and you have to guess are they siblings or are they dating and she said i've been looking for something like this i'm looking for something like this okay so uh she said hey shane it's mattie um so i have an idea for the podcast

you guys should do sibling or dating people can submit them to your email shane do awesome podcast stuff at gmail.com and you guys have to guess if they're dating or siblings so here she goes i want to be the first so here we go this is madison and a man do we think they are siblings or dating i love this game oh this is funny this is hard i'm going to say Dating. How would you know? I'm going to say siblings. I'm going to say dating.

Because I don't see where his hand, oh, the hands on the back. Oh, we're back. And I think, too, the way she's, like, pressing up against him. And she's facing her leg, like, towards him. I think this is a really cute family, and they just really, like. They're just a family of models. I'm saying, like, one of the families that, like, it's like Thanksgiving and they want a picture and, you know. she just knows that a strike a pose you're saying i'm gonna say siblings uh you know i'm gonna say

siblings too because i want to say dating but they just look so like i feel like this we're set up for this i think that's what i'm saying like are there people that are trying to like take pictures to fool people i think dating but like only like three months you know like it's no specific i think sibling i trust sandy well let's see okay oh my god i got the answer are you ready Yes. Madison and that man are dating. Wow. I'm happy because that'd be weird if they were siblings.

I know. Glad I'm wrong. Yeah, so send us your sibling or dating pictures. That is very fun. Weird. Okay, let's jump into some voicemands. Hey, guys. First off, Shane Dawson, I love you so much.

I have followed you since your vine days and have not stopped. And Chris, I love you to. so much. Everyone on this podcast is amazing. Anyways, I have an issue. I just got a new boss. And long story short, she's just a bitch. She's very condescending. She talks to me like I'm stupid. And it's not just me. It's everyone. And I've asked several people how to handle this. I don't know if I should kill her with kindness or professionally tell her, hey, I'm not going to tolerate the way that you speak to me or anyone else. So I really just don't know which route to go and was wondering if you could give me some advice.

Again, love the podcast and everyone on it so much. Thank you. Jared, I feel like you have good advice on this. Well, first off, it's always going to consider the source. You know, this could just be an unhappy, like miserable person that's just being a bitch or whatever you were saying she's acting like. I don't know what the job is, anything like that. But the best thing to do is just ignore it and only interact as much as you need to. You know, that's what I would say, because nothing you say that you try to, even if you kindly try to say something like stop, they're not going to take that in a good way. It's probably going to lead to like an uncomfortable situation.

I would just only interact as much as you need and it's your boss. You don't need to be friends with your boss, you know? Like, at least you're going to get out of work and you don't have to think about it. That's what I would say. Yeah, well, I was just recently had a situation at work where I felt like that tension with a coworker and another coworker told me, you know, look, all you got to do is just, do what you are able to do, do your job, you know. And at the end of the day, if they're still having an issue, then just know them that's on them because I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do.

And if they're going through their own issue, then they need to figure that out. I think back, I definitely have had a few asshole bosses. Me and Jared used to work in the same building, like the same company, basically. And we had a boss who was, oh my gosh, rough. And I would try the kill him what kindness thing. I would always be like, oh, my God, we're like, oh, what are you doing this weekend or like, like, oh, like trying to, inside jokes, like trying to make her like me. And she never would. And it would bother me so much.

I'm like, oh, my gosh, why doesn't she like me? And then I was talking to my therapist, if you keep shout out to my therapist. I was talking to my therapist a few years ago. And I was like, yeah, this person, not about the boss, but about somebody else in my life. I'm like, this person just like, they, I don't know why they hate me? Like, they just hate me. They hate me. And then she's like, why do you care so much?

Why are you trying to get this person who hates you to like you? Why are you trying to control how. how they feel about you. That's because you're controlling. And I was like, oh. So yeah, don't do the kill-in-what-kindness thing because honestly it comes off as passive-aggressive and they'll hate you more. I've had a boss that hates me and more than just like being annoying,

they just didn't like me. And it sucks, but I think the healthiest thing you can do is just set the healthiest boundaries you can without affecting how your job is and try to limit your interactions with them. What if it just becomes unbearable though? Then you start looking for new jobs. I would say if you are concerned that it's too much, you should go to your HR department. Right.

You know what I mean? Like, and they'll take care of it. I agree with it. Boom. Did I spook you this crusty old face? But you know what's not a jump scare? My hair, thanks to Hair Story. See what I did there.

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My boyfriend is a little PG-13, so my boyfriend gifted me a butt plug, and I used it. And then the next time we were going to use it, he asked if I could use it on him. So I wasn't, I was uncomfortable with that, so I let him use it himself. and that continued to happen for maybe a week in a row my advice is or my question is should I be worried

because he seems to like it way more than I do thank you I just like how it was PG-13 and went right into bubplug I don't know if butt plug rides the line of PG-13 or R you know

like it's funny I've learned after really diving into pegging just because a man likes his ass stimulated does not mean he's gay but no I am saying like maybe he didn't know how to comfortably bring this up to you so he bought the butt plug for you

when in reality that was how he was introducing the topic for himself and I don't necessarily think it means your man's gay if he wants his ass stimulated but I think you do have to have an open dialogue with him about what that means for him and your relationship

if you want to stay like healthy without letting your mind wander. Okay, here's my question. Why do you know about it? What do you mean? Is he taking the butt plug and going, be back in 20? Like, is he telling you he's going to go use it? Maybe just within the sexual, because you could just take

a butt plug in and keep it moving. Do you think he's plugged up while they're doing it? You plug, dude. Maybe incorporating it somehow. I mean, I don't see why not. The only concern I have is hygienic. Like, maybe they should have their own butt plugs, you know? Oh. It sounds like he does have his home

But my advice would be tell him to keep, you know, listen, maybe keep it to himself. If he wants to go plug up and that makes you uncomfy, he doesn't have to tell you. No, he wants it inside of their sexual experiences. She said he takes it alone and it's been a week of him doing plugging up. But her, because she said I'm worried. The worry is that he's maybe possibly gay or something, right? Is that the worry? I think that the worry.

He doesn't have to be gay. He has a prostate in his butt. So he probably likes it. He could be, though. I'm not saying it's off the table. Right, right. But I'm saying you need to just have an honest. conversation about it.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It sounds like they're just dating, right? I mean, this is like, is this an old relationship? I agree with Rylan. I think regardless of they're dating or in marriage or whatever, I think that if, I believe you, I think that he probably, this is something he wanted to do and he didn't know how to introduce it another way. And I think that as long as they have an open conversation about it, I think it should

be fine. Yeah. I agree. And I think if you're the kind of person also that feels like they're open sexually, who knows what you might be into in like six months. so don't judge what he's doing I don't know if that's what the concern is I don't know right well I do think it was

her experiences with him and I do understand how that can at first be eye-opening because now you might have to be performing something that might not be comfortable for you because it is making the woman in like a more of a dominant position maybe just compromise and say hey 80% will do the regular way

and the 20% like we'll test it out you know right yeah well I hope that helped I wouldn't have a bupug maybe that Give it a try Well thank you James Pushed it before I didn't

Oh Oh Jared went too far Do the buttons Do the buttons What do you tell? I'm just curious If you were to do it

Not that we would actually do it It's just for fun But I think that's nice of you to want to further his Is my husband gay? This is my husband gay? Honestly? This is like quite the opposite.

This is Sandy. It's a little different than the guy being like, Babe, fuck me, fuck me, babe. But it was just like, hey, can I like say something in your butt? And I think because I know the answer is no, I just ask him even more,

you know, just to get him all riled up. I have three married female friends who really want to do butt stuff with their husbands and they won't let them they all do i know friends i do but these ones don't let them i mean it's very good for the guy that's what i hear feels good well there you feel on that no curious what these straight men's assholes are like uh speaking of things that tastes like what a segue we are doing conspiracy kitchen um okay so i have some items that got to log it into my weight watchers okay okay so obviously we're gonna do something pumpkin related

pumpkin spice season is here but before we get to the pumpkin spice of it all I have something that I found that I cannot believe exists so this is so weird this is Pepsi smores collection so not quite fall the people asked Pepsi delivered wait what honestly it sounds good what does that mean is it a drink is it a So there's three different types. There's a marshmallow Pepsi, a chocolate bar Pepsi, and a graham cracker Pepsi. I love it. So, okay, what do we do?

Do we try them all individually and then mix them together and get the sores? We got to mix them. You think mix. Also, the only bad thing is they expired a year ago. Should we take a little sippy? I think everyone should get one. I selfishly want to taste them individually, but I don't know. I don't know.

We can make some. Chocolate. Are you going to pass that around? Well, I'm going to birdie it. Oh, Waterfall. Is that what a birdie is? Larry Bird. Uh-oh.

Cool. I'm going to go ahead and just wait for the mix. How about you just try it? Is it chocolate? I feel like I'm going to like it. So you guys try Graham Cracker, Riland. You're going to, you and Chris are going to try toasted marshmallow. Ready?

Damn, that one sounds good. Oh, my God. How am I going to open it? That tastes. Rancin. Is this chocolate? That's Graham Cracker. Oh. It's not as bad as I thought I thought it was in a taste.

It's not, this is what I thought like chocolate might taste like, actually. That doesn't taste like anything. There's an aftertaste. It's like it tastes like vanilla coat to me. I put some in here. Why not? It kind of tastes like Pepsi with like a little cream soda in there a little bit. It's not bad.

Like a hint, like, but it's basically just Pepsi. So let's start mixing. I'm going to put some chocolate. Oh, okay. Do you want to try it? Yeah, I want to mix it for sure. I want to try chocolate. Cramcracker.

I don't know about the chocolate flavor. Rylan, have you got marshmallow yet? Yeah. Ooh, it smells good as fuck. It smells like an alcoholic beverage. Yeah, it smells like a Jack and Coke. One of them tasted. No, that's to mix.

Ew. One of them tastes like coffee. Cram cracker and chocolate tastes the same. You have to mix it all. They all taste the same. You didn't mix any of them. I mixed them. Okay, here we go.

Let's try this more. It's not bad together. Whoa. I don't think it's bad. It tastes like jacking coke. Yeah. I haven't had a jacking coke in like probably almost 15, 20 years.

I have them when I go to the baseball games and it does taste like a jacking coach. Is this fucking how they were smuggling jacking coke? Do we have whiskey? Wait, it's good. Anna's expired a year ago. Individually they suck, but together they're great. That's us. Oh.

I don't like it just because I don't like the taste of alcohol and that's what it reminds me of. But I can see it being good. Did you like it? Okay. So as you guys know, it is pumpkin spice season. So I have some pumpkin items for us to try. Jared, you're going to love this. So obviously you guys know pumpkin spice lattes are the thing, the PSLs, baby.

Earlier when I said PSL, do you? I thought you meant, well, because there's a thing people say like, oh, look, they got DSL or someone has D. Dick sucking lips? Yes, I thought it was just penis sucking lips. It's that time of the year. So we have the battle to end. all battles. We got Starbucks PSLs, because those are the icons. And we got Jared's favorite place, 7-Eleven. They have their own PSL. Of course, I invented it. And if this is approved,

like if the 7-Eleven one tastes better than Starbucks, that means it's a cheap hack. Because I'm sure it was only $1.79. For the huge cup. Wow. Jerry, you have to wait. Oh, my bad. I can't help myself with the big gold dump in my hand. Wait, how many points is this? Oh, I'm done. That one set with more than the daily lights. I'm waiting in next week. I think we should start with Starbucks since it's the OG. Yeah, since it's the rainy. Whoa, whoa, we're gonna...

We're gonna... Wait, I should have done a blind taste test. I'm so stupid. Are you girls ready? One, two, three. Oh, oh. Wow. That's gonna be a problem.

I know, it's like 10 p.m. right now. Does it taste that pumpkin-y? Wow. Yes, you don't taste that punk. Oh, then let me get to the bottom. It's so good. Get that punky punk. I'm not overwhelmed

with the seasonal spice. I'm not a fan of the Starbucks one. Really? How dare you? Okay, now let's try the big gulp. This is the 7-11 pumpkin. Make sure you don't cheat by getting the whipped cream from the Starbucks into the seven.

Okay, one, two, three. Oh, it's good. Oh. but it tastes fake it's thick it tastes chemical like chemical okay how's it so thick

it tastes like an air freshener toilet spray yeah why is it thick like when you shit and you spray too much and you breathe it in it's really sweet but it tastes like chemical

do I hate pumpkins vice lattes I would yeah that I'm thinking the same thing I like the texture better it's creamier but the flavor is gross oh no

I made you to get it with the I love Pumpkin though like pumpkin bread. I just I just gotta say it I think Starbucks wins by far for me too. That's so dirty of us Yeah, but honestly I would pass on both of them. I'm more of a cold brew with a pumpkin cold I'm strong sweet cream cold brew or straight cold It's straight cold brew, but with the pumpkin foam like it's like the cold foam yeah, what does they call it? I feel like I'm watching a date I My princess. I think I like the 7-11 one better. Yeah, this is a seven-11 one better. Yeah, this is a This is not just because, I think, I'm not a huge PSL guy.

Yeah. He's more of a DSL guy. But if someone were like, which one do you want to drink more? I kind of like the, uh, start. Wow. Yeah, really. Okay. Wow.

But only with the straw. I didn't like sipping it. Okay. Sipping it was gross. Um, okay. Well, that was fun. Oh, my God. Sorry, I don't mean to scare you, but I'm looking at your walls right now.

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But yeah, hopefully you have a good time. Okay. I'm going to go. Bye. So, have you guys heard of it? the pink void. Sorry, the pink void. I didn't realize how gross that sounds.

I don't have a vagina. No, okay. So this was sent in to us from Sarah. So there's a conspiracy going viral right now about Disney princesses. Now, if you've ever

seen Disney princesses together like in a group, like today, if you ever see them together, they're always in a pink void. And they're never looking at each other. They're never interacting with each other. And they're just floating

in this pinkness. Now let me show you what I'm talking about. So you see what I'm saying? There's the three of princesses and they're floating in this pink void. And you look over here. Here's some more princesses floating in this pink void. Uh, you look here. They're in a house, but the house is also in a pink void. None of them are interacting. They're not touching each other, not looking at each other. And then you look here. Dorables. What the fuck are those? I don't know, but they're floating in the pink void. Okay. Okay. So I know what you're thinking. Well, yeah, Disney's just cheap and they photoshop them all together and they make it pink because it's a girl and like, whatever, who fuck cares, right?

Yeah. Well, but when you look on other Disney properties, it's different. So if you look here on this coloring book, right, you have all the Disney characters, but they're in their own little circles, and there's like a color in the background. And, you know, it's more obvious. Like, they're in like circles. They're in their own world. They're in their own defined world.

Same thing here with Pixar. They're in their own defined worlds. They're not just floating around in a pink void. And then here, same thing. They're floating in their pink void. Okay, so I really did fall down a hole about this because I'm like, this is really weird. Why? Why is this? Why can't they be, I don't know, floating in the sky or hanging out together? Why can't they be like, you know, huddled up?

They're supposed to be friends, right? They're all princesses, but they're not. They're all floating in a pink void. Why is Disney keeping women floating in the pink void, baby? Here's what I think. Oh, are you not going to tell us? Oh, are you not going to tell us? Oh, yeah, let's Sandy. Here's what I think. I think because they are

own like they're the they're the center of whatever movie that they're in so they're not looking at each other because they're trying to stand out of like they're the star so they just happen to be grouped up but they're still like showing off their star

vibe. They're all like Mariah Carey I just love this I love that somebody saw something like that and then was walking around like a couple days later and a saw something with princesses that thought, wait a second, wait a second, and then we're Googling it, and they're like, it's all fucking big. Oh, my God. And it, like, shook them to the core to the point where they thought of this.

Like, this is great. But I would say, I think it's because the princesses have their own whole, like, vibe in general. You know what I mean? Disney princesses, I think, you know, because they live in their own worlds, don't they? Well, they're in the same cinematic universe, but I agree with Sandy. they all have to be the star of their own show. But shouldn't they interact with each other to show girls that girls can be friends with each other and share their girl power?

Why are we keeping them in the pink void? Well, that's coming up. That's what we have frozen. It just hit me how deep this really is. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Shout out to the soldier that put in work to bring us to this. So is there an answer? Well, I am going to ruin it for you because this was going viral, viral.

I got a lot of emails about this. I'm like, oh, my God, look into this. And then I very quickly looked into it and very quickly found out that there is a coloring book where all the princesses are taking a selfie. So I guess this kind of falls flat. They are no longer in the pink void and they're hanging out. Imagine how the person felt when they put all that work into the research and then they found this. I just feel bad for that person that I was iping up. Okay, yeah, so pink void, we have debunkers.

debt. Thank God for doing the work. This next one was sent in by Jared. So Jared, you sent me a commercial. I've not watched it yet, but you said watch us and tell me how weird this is. I'm trying to think of what it was. Tattoo game has officially changed. So long the days of searching for tattoos on the internet. Download Wonder AI and create unique tattoos that nobody else is going to have just by using your words. Okay, wait. Why was there a fart sound? That's very weird. I don't know why the fart sound. Okay, but the thing is, so this was on a YouTube short. And you know, it's sometimes you get caught up in like the scroll and you're going through them. And I've thought for a while now with AI the way that it is, there will be a point where people could just license their images. You know,

like, oh, you want me to do a sponsor for you? Just use my likelihood. And you could hear, run it through an AI machine for the voice. And then you could just pay me for using my likeness. Wait, I don't understand. So like to, to put it in perspective, there's no way. Snoop, that's Snoop Dog, is it? What? But that wasn't actually Snoop Dog. That's like an AI generated Snoop Dog, and then even the voice isn't Snoop Dog.

It's an AI generator to sound like Snoop Dog. But not even just the sound, they created the visuals of Snoop Dog saying the thing? Snoop Dog could have been approached and he said, hey, yeah, you can make it look like me and sound like me, I don't care, but it's like, I'll charge you five grand and go ahead and use

my image. So that was an AI Snoop. Yes, if you're an actor, that you don't even need to go on set. They'll just use your likeness and then with AI, they'll just generate the whole movie. And eventually eliminate the actors all together, which is a large point of contention in the strike. But like this video is just like

if there was phases of how it's going to look, this would be like the first phase, right? Somebody used AI generated Snoop. It sounds like his voice. And if you're scrolling for 20 minutes or whatever through shorts, your brain ain't even on like, you know, the most high level.

You're just looking at stuff. You could think that Snoop Dog and it can make somebody actually have. I thought of Snoop Dog. I want to get a tattoo, you know. AI's got so crazy. Have you seen clips from that Will Smith movie, Gemini Man? I haven't. He's AI.

Like, he plays himself now, but then there's a past Will Smith in the whole movie. And he's completely AI. He's not real. And people then, they were like, oh, wow, how did you get the makeup on Will to make him look younger? It's like, no, it's literally not real. It looked pretty good. Is that crazy? Yeah.

So see that. Even, that's like them proving the concept. Do we even have to do this? Are we doing this? Yeah. Did you ever see the Audrey Hepburn commercial? Oh, yeah. And that looked just like her and she's gone.

She'd be dead for a very long time. They did like a dove commercial with Audrey Hepburn. It's weird. Okay. So this next one, I don't think this will get me in trouble. Okay, I'm just going to start with this. The Flat Earth Theory. I still get people.

Dude, you're a flat earther? Now, I'm, okay, we're not saying it's real. We're not saying the earth is flat. Everything is fun. We're just playing around. Like, we're not spreading an agenda. It is. The shape of the earth is not that important.

How about that? There we go. Who gives a shit, right? Well, this started going viral, and I got a lot of emails about this. So it took me a second to understand what was happening. This is kind of a slow burn. So just grab a snack, and we're going to watch this woman together. That's not weird.

She looks serious. Here we go. So I was on Twitter this morning and saw this post. Go on Google Earth and try to get a measurement of Antarctica. It won't do it because it's a ring around us. So naturally I ran straight to Google Earth. I screen recorded everything I did. I sped it up because I really wanted to capture the shape of this wall.

I mean, continent. Okay, so she's trying to measure... I'm impressed by this lady's technical limitations. Right? I didn't even make to do this. I didn't edit a video like she's in. So this is a part where I was like, I don't understand what's happening. Now to cover all my bases, this is what I did next. Okay, so then when she goes around a different continent,

it does the whole thing. I could find the perimeter in the middle of the old. in the middle of the ocean, middle of Africa, and it didn't matter where I put the points. Why don't we journey up to the North Pole? You know, right there in the middle. It's pretty obvious if you think about it. I know. I actually just think I've thought about it.

And now I'm not scared anymore. It's because that's where the earth actually is rounded and curved. Right. So there is, yeah. Because you're at the very, like, yeah. The northern is and southernism. Wait, yeah, that's why. So as much as this lady probably had 40 water talks this day

and thought this was a good idea, I think it actually would prove the earth is not flat if that's what you're going on. Because last night, I was watching this at like 4 in the morning and it was sketching the fuck out because I was like, what's going on? Why can't they measure it? Because the whole point is if they can't measure it's because it's actually a wall around the perimeter of the flat earth.

But what you said makes more sense. like they're locking us in. I think, like, we are the Truman show. Anything at 4 in the morning with that music behind it, it's gross a shit out of me. It could be, like, dogs playing. And I'll be like, oh, my God. I remember someone said that they should make a reality show

where they give a group of people who believe the Earth is flat, like a ton of resources and money and, like, follow them around to try to find, like, the end or whatever. And I was like, that would be such a good show. I would do that. I would watch it regardless of what I'm like, it's just a good show. National Geographic did this. that, and it was like one episode, and they

pretty quickly proved it was right. Oh, they already did it? I was actually invited to go and, like, check it out, and I was like, nah, nah, nah. Wow. Wait, you're around the earth, it was a, no, no, it's an interesting topic, but it's

a laser they shined from one end of a river to the other end of the river. And when they're like, all right, guys, we won't see anything. The earth is flat. And, of course, it was like right on cute, like the earth is round, you know? There's a laser. That's why it's at a different height, you know?

It's funny to see you talking about this, considering you could just fly around it and look. Well, I mean, if we're talking personal experience, I've seen it. I've been to infinity and beyond. Okay, this is really random, but I just wanted to talk about this because I can't believe this is a thing. Have you heard of the Las Vegas Hotel Death Ray? No.

Oh, I'm so happy. to show you guys this uh okay what do i do how do i start okay i'll just start with a news clip sounds exciting it's wild i love las vegas this is gonna write it all right so if i told you i'm setting up out of the pool and it was so hot all of a sudden i could smell my hair burning you think i was setting up for the punchline no this was no joke this was an attack by the death ray when it first started happening and then i laid down i actually thought that oh my god we've destroyed the ozone layer because I am being burned and it wasn't until I ran under the umbrella and saw that there was no shade. That's when it dawned on me. But I could not understand

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was steamy hot. In fact, my hair I could actually smell my hair of Bernie. And I'm off my head, I felt like I had a chemical burn or something was wrong. I couldn't understand it. So I just lay down on my chair, and at that point, the back of my legs and my back started burning. Now, the Vodora is an impressive structure, covered with glass. Because of the curved shape of the hotel, sunlight is intensified and reflects the moment at the pool.

Thus, the death rate. It was all bright, and that was when I looked up and I saw all the light, the reflection of the sunlight, coming off of the Vidara. Okay, so let me show you this picture. So the way that they built this building, right, was it's all glass and it's curved. But they didn't do the science, I guess, or like, I don't know who is supposed to do that,

but the sun hits it and then reflect back right onto the pool area. Super magnified. Yes, and it heats up the area. Don't sue me, this isn't confirmed. It heats up the area up to 20 degrees hotter than it already is, which is like 110 sometimes in Las Vegas. Yeah, Vegas gets so hot. So here's a picture of somebody that had a Vodara, like, you know, plastic bag with something in it.

And it melted the fucking bag. Whoa. I don't remember where it is, but there was another example of this. And it was like melting car fucking rearview mirrors. Yes. Like it's, yes, I heard about that. For a plastic cup to melt, which plastic cups were melting in the Vodara pool area, it has to be 160 degrees.

guy's hair's fucking burning dude imagine how hot it got you for your hair to burn off your head so they spent nearly probably a hundred million dollars making the vidar hotel right they're not just going to knock it down so you know what they did to fix this they just put up umbrellas you're kidding that's it

it's still there it's still there if you go to the yelp for the vidara it's all people like got burned no way yes still though don't sue me probably a great hotel is it just that hotel is it just that hotel or is it

because there's a curve Because there's so many windows and reflections, like, all over Vegas. I guess that have architects that, like, check the teeth, like, whatever. Shout out to those umbrellas. Because the winds also curve. You're probably having to change those out. Made out of steel. Well, speaking of the hottest place on Earth.

Let's get to the recap. Oh, no, your tities are gone. My camera action, ride with recap is about to happen. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, I'm definitely fighting with Chris. This is real, this is serious, he's gaslighting me. Although he was quick on his feet and made up an excuse, I don't believe this motherfucker. He has it out for me, and this is payback for every time I've pissed him off. I'm sorry, my princess.

Chris had, oh, Chris had drama at the ER. Oh, gosh, I pray for Chris. That's like serious news. Put on your serious voice. Okay, hashtag pray for Chris, our sweet prince has gone to the ER, and we think he's okay? Somebody's calling me. It's the doctor, you're fine. Oh, yay.

Okay, keep praying, though. Oh, Jared's going to use a butt plug. Sorces are not reliable. In the best slip of the night, Jared revealed too much about his sex live, stating Sandy wants to experiment with butt plugs. on her husband, Jared. Use a lot of loop, go slow. Her straight friends do it. They seem to love it.

I'll get you a fake butt to play with. But not on Amazon, because they'll sell you used ones. Yes. If come filled, use things are your preference. Amazon's, your go-to side. They have no standards on what they'll send you as new. Oh, Jared and Sandy are experimenting with weight. Today in health and wellness, Jared and Sandy have started Weight Watchers following in Oprah Winfrey's steps.

Yes, they may be 80 points over, but they're doing just fine. Hey, that was just Jared. That was just Jared. Oh, just Jared. Sandy's on her point, and she actually has rollover points left over. Her salad was like 120 points over daily a lot. I still got five points. From today.

Oh, the pumpkin spice latte. Oh. PSL. The Shane Dawson podcast. sets out to find the best PSL and all of them kind of suck. No, Starbucks is so good. Yeah, what? What? You liked that perfume-ass drink?

Um, Las Vegas is killing people with their hotel death rags. Who in death news? And Las Vegas is heating up this summer. Not killing people. No. Burning people that are fine that stay at the veranda hotel. Remind people to send photos for a new segment, siblings are dating.

Are you a little too close to your sibling? Or do you just love your boyfriend? Send us photos and see if we could determine if it's just your sibling? I love her. I don't feel comfortable with how that was true. I liked it. If you look like you could be related to your significant other, right? Yeah.

But hey, whatever. I like that. You don't get a bonus points. Are going to be like, ah. You don't get a bonus point for being both. See if you can trick us. Oh, the earth is not flat, weirdly enough. Thank you, TikTok.

Oddly enough, sitting with two flat earthers, they seem to come to terms with the earth being round. Oh, we have our new audio-only podcast. Content alert. If you're looking for an audio-only podcast while you walk your dogs, plug your butt, or do anything fun, you can listen to Fights with Shane and Riland, found on the Shane Dawson podcast audio feed.

Or exclusive news alert. Jared came up with an idea last night for a Jared and Sandy podcast. podcast oh yeah couple goals and it'll just be you can send questions about relationships and if we can we'll answer them and we'll try to help out and you guys can help us out i thought the way you were talking about it in the kitchen last night was very insightful because you're like we've been in a very long-term relationship yeah we know what it's like for the ups and the downs so when people submit like oh this is what i'm going through you as a couple who have withheld time yeah right

It would be nice. Yeah, I said it in like the most best way I could have ever said. Right, about her love. Yeah, yeah. And Chris's audio-only podcast is still in the works. A working title, gay shit. I'll wrap it up, baby. All right.

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by dreamers or believers or believers you've got this team oh man okay Bye!