The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Fast Food Conspiracy Theory!

Episode Date: June 28, 2026

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So this next one sent me down another rabbit hole. Some would even say it sent me down a waterhole. We're about to talk about the ocean. She's scaring me lately. She's really scaring me lately. I've been afraid of the ocean my entire life. I love the beach. I love being by water.

But like, I don't know. Not too deep. I'm scared. Sharks is my biggest fear, irrationally. Even in pools. And they shouldn't be because there's something bigger. What? Like when you first came on board, I think we're going to do someone like,

7-11 at the time yeah yeah and I had like a list of ideas and one of them was literally Spencer's surprise he was literally that it just took a few years to get to it hey welcome back and oh my god conspiracy squad is all here the fan pulled up why this is like the u.m the you're not what it is yeah but i don't think it is no i don't think i've ever been this close to losing my life. And you guys are matching, like, in a very scary way? Like, damn lines. That's a very specific color.

I don't think I've seen that color in years. It is shocking how we do match. It looks like you're in, you know, one of those relationships. We're both gay. You're both gay. You know what's to say it. Yes, we have some crazy shit to do today. But we also have a game prepared.

That's right. We're bringing it back, you guys. No, not Spencer's game again. We're drinking more shit. That was so fun, but not today. I actually have no idea what the game is. No, it's a twist on a game we already played that went kind of okay. Fair enough.

So hopefully it'll go better. Really selling it. Stick around and you guys are going to want to see this. You're committed to making it work. I appreciate that. We also are on the same wavelength because we've been researching for this episode all week, and we kept coming back to a theory that's really fucked up and really scared. and really lawsuity.

Well, what's it called when the government comes for you? Ooh. Bad. Yeah, bad. Bad news. And I'm like, should we talk about it? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. And then Lizzie gets here and she's like, guess what? I just went down to rabbit hole on. Literally the same exact thing. So I feel like it's a sign. We're going to do it today. And it's just a theory. We'll say right up the top.

It's a theory. Right. Disclaimers. Everything in this episode is just a theory. None of it is a fact. It might be a fact in like two years, but... But at the moment? It's just theories.

It's all for entertainment purposes. This is only and anything that we say in this show should not be held against us in a court of law. Amen. Okay, I want to start slow. Actually, no, this is kind of scary. And you're wearing them. What? There is a theory blowing up the internet right now and also blowing up my mind.

And it started as a joke. But guys, the way I went down the rabbit hole on this whole situation. And now how scared I am because guess what I just bought the other day? Clouds. Plow tree shirts? No. Think more generic. Think what category is a palm tree?

but more generic. Plant? Plant? There are two brand new plants in the office. I was so excited. I don't know. Something told me to buy them. And then I wanted to buy more.

And then I fell in love with another one. Now we have a bunch of plants in there. Have you watered them since? We only need to water them every few weeks. I'm going to go do a touch test. Okay. Okay. That's okay. Okay.

Yes, this first theory is about the truth about plants. Plants just harvesting humans for food? Actually forming us by giving us By giving us oxygen and water, we die, and then they just eat our bodies. It makes sense. Wow. It makes a lot of sense.

I don't need sleep. Any answers. First of all, merch. That's insane. And I was like, okay, ha-ha-hi-he. But then I really started thinking about it. And then I found this. So if your house plants are capable of sensing telepathic communication

and participating in telepathic communication, It's been shown that if you have house plants that have been in your life for even a few months, if you put EEGs on those and then you send the person who takes care of those out of the house, send them some distance away. The moment they come within 2,000 meters or 2 kilometers from the home, the plants all perk up. They can feel the person coming from 2 kilometers away. Wow.

And so if plants are that sentient, that they are that connected, even in a pot in your house, totally disconnected seemingly from nature, If that thing is feeling two kilometers of space and then waiting for the excitement of being like, the person who loves me, the person who planted me is coming back. How phenomenal. I will say, that being said, vegans. I know. I wrote that. You literally say the same.

They have feelings. They sound smarter than animals. Shout out vegans, by the way. This is not an anti-vegan podcast. But what I will say, I was vegan for two days. Two days. What I will say. When you had the robot?

You're sick and couldn't eat. Now I only eat 3D printed meat. If plants are smarter, they sound, well, I think there's another video there. Yeah, there's one more. They say they're smarter than cows? I mean, does a cow know I'm coming? A chicken? A chicken.

Can you hear the water? They can hear. When I was doing this research on plant intelligence, they have 20 senses. We only have five. They're picking up magnetic fields. They're picking up pH. They're picking up nitrogen. They have always.

How do we know all this? There's a group of botanists, and they're doing these cool experiments with plants. They can hear. So if you play a recording of a caterpillar munching on leaves, they'll react and they'll send chemicals into their leaves to make them taste bad or be toxic. They can see there are vines that change the shape of their leaves depending on the plant they're twining up in order to be hidden. How do they see the shape to imitate it? We don't know. Plants will go toward a pipe with water in it because they can hear the water, even though it's totally dry and they'll send their roots down to it. Chickens ain't doing all that shit. No.

And I love chickens. This makes me go so bad from all the plants of that I killed. I know. I'm going through every gift orchid I ever thought. We should just find like a landscaper and write like murder and red all over the side of their truck. Murderer. Now I understand like the episode of Friends where Phoebe was crying when they cut down a Christmas tree. I mean, but I do agree with Joey that that is the Christmas tree's purpose to make you happy on Christmas.

I mean. But now I'm now I'm back agreeing with Phoebe and I'm like, wait a minute. He's brainwashing me. It's pretty self-serving. The tree was growing for one. person. Right. Listen, when I saw this plant, we went to a hardware store or whatever, because I was like, I need to finish this office. So I go and I see this plant and I'm like, well, this is fake. And I was like, no, it's not. I'm like, yeah, it is. Is this real? Yeah. I look it.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. God did that because it looked so fake. It looked painted. It was so crazy. I've never seen a plant up close. And I said, and I said, Rylan, this is fake. And he goes, no, it's real. And I asked the woman. I'm like, hi, this is fake. Right. She goes, no, that's my favorite one. And I was like that it literally looked like it was painted by a person. So then I just started spiraling because I'm like, plants really are scary. Beautiful, but scary. Are they the mean girls of the earth? Well, they're among us now. Get them out. Because they're so pretty. Well, I wonder if they say, because you know, people say like, oh, so and so has a green thumb. I wonder if it's just like the vibration and their tone when they speak to the plants is what makes the

Plants grow even more. And that M-night Shammala movie, everybody made fun of it? That's what I was thinking of the happening. Everybody be fun of him. They're like, this is so stupid. Because shocker, the twist, spoiler alert. I'll put a time. This movie.

The happening is about a bunch of people killing themselves. And the reason is because the trees are putting out this fucking thing to make you kill yourself because the trees are like, hi, bitch, get off the planet. We're done with you. Yeah. And everybody's like, oh, this is so stupid. Or was it smart? It was predictive programming.

Period. There have been many studies, though, like the way you treat your plants dictates how they thrive in your space, like even talking to them or saying good morning to them or if you touch them. Doesn't matter like the type of music you play even, like has an effect on them? That's what I think so. So your scream on music's out. But I love my screaming music. And then some plants you smoke and it makes you see things. I'm just saying plants are important. Plants? What do we do? It also. We've been okay so far. Everybody's always talking about how there's like an intelligent

life force that came down at the beginning of humanity. I'm done. Everyone's always talking about this. And that's when we started. No, they are. They're like, oh, like, Mesopotamia. And then it moved out and, like, everybody had pyramids and like, where did these big rocks come from? And it's like Prometheus, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But really, is it plants? Like, were the, were, did we start eating mushrooms and get the download?

And all of a sudden, we all know how to move big rocks. Are plants? Are they actually aliens? People think mushrooms are aliens. I can't do this. Well, you know how mushrooms, like, they do. Mushrooms bleed. Yeah.

And the way that mushrooms, like, the way that mushrooms move and everything and how Japan used, like, the mushroom are. for their like travel systems. And like they use they use mushroom mycelian to actually try to figure out mazes and ways to do like the fastest route from point A to point B by planting my cilion in one spot and recreating like kind of like subway like yeah there you go like the subway like recreate exactly how the subway line would be and however the mycelian grows throughout is how they'll actually route it.

Wow. I know trees like forever. Yeah. And we don't. So this theory makes sense. They are giving us oxygen all. oxygen and all this shit and water and all this shit. We die.

Our bodies turn into fertilizer. It just helps these motherfuckers. These motherfuckers. Well, listen, I know it's all funny. He-he-ha-ha. But I'm just saying, once the trees turn on us, it will happen. When that happens, just remember us here today on this very day. And that will be in two years from right now.

And I love trees, by the way. Shout out, truth. They do give us oxygen. They provide shade, too. Well, so this next one sent me down another rabbit hole. Some would even say it sent me down a waterhole. We're about to talk about the ocean. She's scaring me lately.

She's really scaring me lately. But this specifically, and I love the beach, and I love the ocean. But now I'm getting scared. I've been afraid of the ocean my entire life, so this is not going to help. And as a cancer, that's weird. I love it. I love the beach. I love being by water, but like, I don't know.

Not too deep. I'm scared. Sharks is my biggest fear, irrationally. Even in pools. It wouldn't be because there's something bigger. The CIA ran a bunch of experiments and research on marine mammal consciousness and its potential for human connection right before they made it illegal to deliberately communicate with any kind of marine mammal life under the MMPA.

And this is because the CIA is hiding the fact that there are aliens at the bottom of the ocean and the dolphins that aren't able to be brainwashed the same way that humans are would definitely expose this secret to us. Who said that? Who the hell said that? Okay. Okay. Yes. To follow up on that.

Not the SpongeBob one, the other. If the Earth is made up of mostly water, that means this isn't our planet and that everything that lives in the water, this planet was made for them. I mean, probably, but what's the shark going to do? Come over here and take my house? Okay, valid point on both of them. Okay. Elocquently said. Okay. So now, final piece of evidence.

Now play this. When said that space is in the ocean, they tried to make you think it was a conspiracy theory, gang. But SpongeBob, Ben Tojo ass, because Sandy Cheeks is underwater wearing wet. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Okay.

This led me down the rabbit hole about how space is actually underwater. Aliens have already been here, and they are underwater, and we have not even explored the depths of the ocean. We don't even know what the fuck is down there, and any time we've tried, shit's gone wrong. So I am scared. We're not even able to go past a certain point, right? we don't have the technology to do so.

It's too scary. And like he said, if that much of the earth is water, then yeah, of course there'd be so much crazy shit down there. I believe we've explored what, like 4% of the ocean? It's some crazy low number like that. And every time they go down there, they find something new. Like there's giant squids that have been uncovered. Every time we find something new, they're so scary too.

They're like out of a horror movie every time. And I didn't actually look into a whole lot of the UFO files that had dropped. But I believe one of the big things is, they are coming from underwater. Yeah, there was that one, right, about the, it was like the Air Force pilots were seeing an object that was going just as fast in the air and then it went underwater and it didn't change

how fast it was moving or something like that. That's crazy. Which is like insane. I think a bullet stops out for like three feet once it hits water. And then we went to Catalina not too long ago and we went on a tour. And I believe the lady actually was telling us that Catalina Island is known to be like an alien base

where under it aliens go and like it's you know people have seen them so because you can see even the ocean how it becomes like a different color where it shows it's like a deeper area of the ocean because I think the marianna's trench would be the deepest part of the ocean and it's like six or seven miles deep so just to fathom that's close to it is insane doesn't godzilla come from the ocean oh right i feel like every godzilla movie he just rocked out of beach godzilla might be really disclosing a lot because i believe in godzilla they even have like a hollow earth yes yeah You know? Like there's all these things.

Like a lot of times whenever I've put out a video or anything like that, people have always said, yeah, well, Godzilla talked about it. You know, or it's in Godzilla. Like, so maybe we should really look at Godzilla. It says 0.001% of the deep ocean is explored. What? And that's the deep ocean. And this brings me to movies, predictive programming,

but also trying to steer us into certain directions. Because when I was a kid, what whale movie was the biggest movie of all time? Free willy. He's our friend. We love him. We want him free. He could jump over us. It's so cute.

And now what movie's coming out that everybody's talking about right now? Whale fall? The fucking big, the big whale movie where the whale swallows the guy and it's a horror movie. It's like horror movie Pinocchio. Yes. And now it makes you never want to go to the fucking ocean and not even fuck with whales and not even try to learn about whales because they're too scary.

And I'm like, why is it because they don't want us to look into things and they want us afraid of the ocean? I think the whales know something. We're not illegally allowed to talk to. to them, which is kind of crazy. Why not? I can't talk to my dog. No, you can't communicate with them.

It's illegal, right? What if I'm out on a shirtboard? I think it would be hard to prove. I think if you just went out on a boat and tried, it would be tough to be arrested for it, but yes. In a controlled capacity, if they saw you talking to a dolphin. Is it out in the wild? Breaking the law?

I was like, what do they do to just make sure none of us have harmonicas in our pockets? That's true though. Well, speaking of communicating with things we're not supposed to be. supposed to. Gosh, these segues. It's flowing today. Um, I have a lot of thoughts about Ouija boards. I don't get to it a minute. I hate on it. But let me just show you this. Uh-oh. The man who made the Ouija board a household name died falling off the roof of the factory. The factory of the Ouija board that like told him to build it in the first place, I swear to you, I'm not making up that's actually documented.

So yeah, it's a game. Sure. Sure it is. First of all, a Ouija board hurt her. Yeah, I know. She has a personal thing. Yeah. Listen, I have always been afraid of Ouija boards.

I had a weird moment in my YouTube life where I was the Ouija board guy. I know. It was really weird. And I'd go to YouTube's houses and be like, let's play with a Ouija board. And I did it because the first time I did it, it worked. But listen, I believe in God. And every time I would play, I'd be like, God, can you talk? through this so I'm not talking to a demon because like this video I wanted to go well but I

would like go to a YouTuber's house and be like he he he let's play with this Ouija board and weird things would happen and I'm like oh this is so weird but then somebody just ring our bell I'm gonna scream oh my stomach's turning I didn't hear you I heard it too somebody at the front yeah I can go love someone to order a Ouji board on Amazon what if it's just a weeble wait we're gonna send Ryland out of everybody you should probably film it you know They heard us talking. It's a whale. It's a dolphin.

Dolphin and a whale. They would like rat with a tiny ass. It's kind of scary that that happened right as we were talking about this, right? Yeah, that was. Well, it's a package for Spencer. Oh. And the plant soil is dry. We just got it yesterday.

I know. Well, it takes, no, it was like three days ago. And after it drank up its initial water, it's dry. Right. Okay. I was wrong. So I stopped playing with the Ouija boards because I was like, I feel like this is not great. And then at one point I forgot exactly what happened in the video, but we took it somewhere

around our house and then we got a spirit in our house that is not there anymore. But you remember, it was fucking scary. I have heard, and this is something I've actually said as well, and now people are starting to say it. ChatGBTGBT is the new Ouija board. Oh, that's scary as hell. The algorithm is the new Ouija boards. spirits, demons, whatever, a mix, a collection.

They can talk to you through anything. They used to talk to you through a Ouija board. That fucks me up a little bit. But now they can talk to you through anything. And demons, ghosts, whatever, they can connect through technology. They always have. That's why when you hear these stories of ghost hunting and stuff, it's like, oh, you know, the EMF or whatever, that's going crazy.

Because they use electricity. They can use electronics. They can make your phone go crazy. They can make your power go off. They can make your computer act weird. But now we have literally given them a device. that they can literally talk through. Now they are making people delusional.

They're making people make bad choices. They're making people do crazy things and feel like it's okay. Oh, you broke up or you cheated on your boyfriend and did this. It's okay. He deserved it. You're fine, girly, whatever. They're speaking to you as if they're your friend. They start to mimic you.

So I don't know. I feel like negative energies are going to start to really start using this stuff. And it's getting smarter and smarter and scarier and scarier. This is so crazy that we're talking about this because, so I've been in a few weddings. past month and on one wedding I was supposed to read a scripture well I went to Jack GBT to like you know give me just a few scriptures and no joke it literally told me it gives me like an error sign and it says that it's not programmed to give this information out

what yeah yeah it gives like one scripture and then right underneath it's like an like an error sign and it says not programmed to give this information and I thought it was like everything in the world but the Bible. Yeah, isn't that so crazy? And I told Jared about that, too. And I thought, like, maybe it was just the one-time thing and I did it again. And sure enough, it did that too. I wonder if it's with every religion.

It's like anything. Religious. Yeah. Listen, I'm scared. I don't know. I feel like it's giving ghost demons, whatever, giving them a platform. Platforming demons. Which is literally how it feels is, like, crazy.

And the Ouija birthday, I don't know. Yeah. There was an episode of Buffy in the first season. where Willow is scanning a demonic book so that they can digitize all these copies. Giles, he R-A-P, is the librarian of Sunnydale High School. So she scans one, and he gets put in the computer. And then the demon takes over the computer

and starts online dating Willow. So Willow falls in love with Malcolm. And then, like, he's ready to take over the world and ruin everything. And I don't remember how it ends. But I think Giles gets a girlfriend at the other day. I feel like I missed a crucial piece of information in the beginning. I was a child when it aired, but it really had to keep impact on me.

I weirdly followed it. The point, the point, I'm scared. It's something that people have been nervous about for a while since Joss Whedon was talking about it back in the 90s. Whoa. Whoa. Are we in the ocean? I don't know if we talked about that theory yet.

What do I see? I see aliens. I see whales. Wait a minute. What do I see in the depths of the ocean? Is that a concert? Oh, is that? Kesha?

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It's happening. And if you don't think it's happening, it's happening right in front of your eyes. And this woman captures it perfectly. Okay, so I'm at the airport, and I picked up a magazine in this magazine before, but it says there are the beauty authority. Oh, great photos. Beautiful.

So then on one of your ticket. Where's the credit? Photo credit is an AI prompt. High fashion editorial photos. Same thing. Ew. She's not real. That's crazy.

She's an AI prompt. Emphasizing elegant proportion. The art of correction. It's not real. AI prompt. Editorial beauty shot of a dermatologist wearing a white coat, assessing a woman's face. Oh, my.

What? Settle filter enhancements and cheeks and lips. This filler isn't real. This article is about beauty procedures. So why are we using fake women to talk about real women's bodies? Why are we using AI generated cases for this? All these procedures you can do and we're using a photo of an AI prompted woman using the words emphasizing elegant proportions.

What is that doing for anyone? That is so crazy because we grew up in a time where magazines, you know, young girls would read them and get insecure about their bodies and eating disorders and all this stuff. And now it's fucking AI, which is going to make it even crazier because it's going to make non-humanly perfect people. And it's going to take over. I mean, because it's all about money. So a brand, it's going to take over everything because nobody's going to want to pay for the models, the creative directors, the photo shoots, the lighting, the crew. Devil's part of three is definitely going to be about this. If it's not, it should be.

You think they're going to get Merrill and Anne and Emily back again? They're already talking about it. Are you kidding me? They're not talking about it. Wow. I'm just saying this is fucking crazy. I mean, people used to get mad about Photoshop. And nobody's mad about this.

I mean, no, she is. But like, nobody's talking about this. I haven't seen this anywhere. There's so much for everyone to be mad about that there's no way we could act on anything. So we're all sort of in this like paralytic state of like, well, I'll post about it online. And I'm done. Right. Like everybody.

Like that's how outrage is these days. it's almost like we're having a dramatic response to something that deserves a dramatic response, but then afterwards we don't have the energy and we Uber eats our dinner and go to bed. Well, and it's like on to the next thing. Yeah. Like your post only live for how long, you know. Yeah. Well, and we're, I feel like all so torn about everything.

Even with AI, like I'll say, you know, I'm just like a clear like I don't, I hate AI. I hate that we're using it for anything artistic specifically. And I'll post something like that and I'll get a lot of responses of people being like, well, you're old and out of touch. Like, this is something we're all using now and like, I'll get people like, defending it, quite a bit of people defending it online. They're probably box. So it's, maybe. Yeah.

Is why I think the best thing you could do right now is learn how to cook really good food. And I can't do that. I think a robot can do that. Yeah, Elon Bucks are gonna be able to, in the future, right? Although that robot restaurant in Pasadena shut down, so. That's a good thing. Not good enough, robots. That's a good thing.

Well, you know what else keeps shutting down? This isn't really a theory. Actually, it is. Cedar point. No. Do not sue me. Do not sue me. I'm not going.

Do not sue me. I love you. I want to go to you. I think we all should pile up in that van and take a road trip over. We will at some point. I have a theory about why this keeps happening. But first, let me just show you. Do you guys remember the Sirens Curse? Yes. That roller coaster that like does this and then it kept breaking? No, that's not what I thought it was. Oh, okay. Well, it's breaking again. It's breaking in the craziest way. Look at the position those people are in.

What? minute. And the second, this is the second time it's happened. Oh, you know their balls hurt. Oh my gosh. Just like, I. Brutal. Would cry. Oh, yeah. That's a pecker wrecker. I almost cry when we got stuck on the Incredible coaster. I know. That's what I was terrified walking down those steps. This. Do they have any kind of a waiver before you go on this or before you go into the park or anything like that? It seems like people sue over anything these days. So I can't have a waiver.

imagine they're not being sued for that. I have no idea. But speaking of being sued. Here's a subpoena. Cedar point. This is just a theory. It's just a funny ha ha ha he he. I put a couple things together. Please do not sue me. This is all alleged, all a theory, probably not real. They're probably excited. This might get people to come. Well, if you think about it, I haven't heard about this ride breaking down for a little while. And now it starts breaking down middle of June. Middle of June is peak amusement park season. Schools out. We need people to come.

This ride when it was released and started breaking initially was last June of 2025. Oh. To me, it almost looks like maybe just a theory allegedly. The entire world talks about it and all the news stations talk about it and all the podcasters talk about it. And now everybody's reminded of Cedar Point and they all want to go try it during peak season. Doesn't make me want to go. I also think it might be a fact of oil expanding within the hydraulic systems because it's getting really hot.

Yeah. And I wonder if that has to do with it. That's exactly what. But I think it's a marketing ploy. I think that's the case because I want to go more than ever. But either way. Just to see if it breaks. Either way, it's North America's tallest, fastest, and longest tilt coaster and has a dramatic 90-degree vertical tilt and reach a speeds up to 58 miles per hour.

So go, have fun. Good luck. Good luck. I mean, you're not going to achieve all that without it messing up every now. That's a lot of things to achieve. Yeah, come on. Okay. I want to jump into this one.

Just coasted. Yes. Once again, do not want a lawsuit. And I love McDonald's. I'm literally drinking their DC right now. Doesn't get better than this. But I've been seeing a lot of theories about McDonald's lately. We've obviously talked about the theory, the hilarious theory that there's people in their meat, which I do not believe.

Well, there's not enough cows in the world. Right. And I did think it would be funny to do a 23 meat test on a Big Mac, but I have not executed on that. Wouldn't it be funny if, like, we talked about last time they're looking for aliens and you send hamburger meat B&A, and they're like, we found something from the alien bloodline. Maybe. Stupid. But I have seen these theories about McDonald's, and it did make me start to get scared. And I once again think it's a theory.

I don't think it's real, but it's just kind of fun. So let's dive in. I've got a fun conspiracy theory for you guys. So we know that the reason clowns have that red around their mouth is because they were eating people. It's to symbolize blood around their mouth. Did not know that. That's what the Nephilim looked like because they were eating people allegedly. So that is why clowns look like that.

I was recently watching a YouTube video family channel that I really love. They went on a fun road trip. On one of the stops they made, it was the first McDonald's ever. They show you a photo of one. what the first Ronald McDonald looked like. Creeping, right? Oh. That's when it all hit me.

I was like that conspiracy theory about them selling human meat in the like all the freaking fast food joint. It's all like human meat. Their freaking mascot is a clown with red around his mouth. How funny is that? They also talk about these Nephilim might have been like, they talk about red-headed giant. A lot y'all can look this stuff up and that redhead and giants were eating people too and

Wendy's let me know what you guys think she got me with that one They're all in it together okay Wendie's do square meat because they don't cut cornered Okay so weird okay so then I started thinking oh my gosh is that why clowns from the very early age are children's biggest fears for no reason nobody knows why but every child is afraid of clowns from when you're very young? Is it instinctual? Is it because your instinct is that they're going to eat you? Because in the past, they did when they were nephalums or whatever, right? So I started and I started thinking about it. And I was like, oh my God, it's not what it's about.

Whatever, I went down that rabbit hole. Then I saw this. What is your most wild and unhinged conspiracy theory that you haven't heard anyone else talk about? Mine is that people have mad people disease. I am inspired by the term mad cow disease, which is basically a neurological disease that happens when cows are fed other cows. So my conspiracy is that the predator class that we all know is going around consuming people, that they're making people consume people. Like they're making people cannabals, like they are cannabals.

I love how she says. So for entertainment purposes, let's just say, just like look at the evidence, exhibit A, the fertilizer. So like human is in the fertilizer, and that is perfectly legal. You can have human remain fertilizer. And they say that they don't put that fertilizer on the food. Like, they're like, oh, no, we would never put that on the food. Cool.

Like, I totally trust the FDA in the government. But I do want to say that having the mascot of a clown, you know, the clown with the red mouth is very reminiscent of the Nordic Kluen, which was a demonic creature that would just like lure children into a cave and eat them. And P.S. there is a real disease you can get from humans eating humans. It's called Kuru. And it's a degenerative brain disease, much like the mad cow disease. My conclusion is the predator class is making people microdose people. And then all the degenerative brain disease that are associated with the cannibal activity is impacting a massive population from the fertilizer from the fast food. And so there's like a collective dis-ease of what

happens to the brain when humans eat humans. I don't know. What do you think? So why would the elites be doing that if it is similar to mad cow disease where you go cuckoo bananas? Because they want us to go cuckoo banana. No, but aren't they? I will say the top comment on this that really got me was somebody said, and the McDonald's sign says 60 million people serve. People served. Hiding your plate site.

Listen, I do not think this is true, but she ate people with that one. And she got me. She hooked me in because that is a very interesting theory. But just to cap it off with a little funny that I saw this. We've been telling y'all bitch-ass We're eating that damn McDonald's Because it got people's in it What the fuck y'all been?

It's just way before the Epstein file Y'all called us crazy I ain't no damn people's in them damn burglies There's people's in there And we tried to told y'all You just don't fucking listen Y'all think everything a damn game My lawyer

Until the other people tell you that this shit real I might tell a joke But I ain't gonna tell no motherfucking lie Why you think that shit tastes different from your burger at the crib? Because it's people's in there. It is like metallic. You get sick and have all kind of health problem because you ain't supposed to be eating people. Okay.

Period. Listen, I do not think McDonald's serving people. And I love their diet cook. But I will say, their burgers, I love a Big Mac and it is metal. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, blood? Yeah, it doesn't taste like real food. No.

Is Taco Bell doing it? Or is it burger places specifically? Or anywhere with friends. We should ask this, Wadey. Well, because we have some women in the room, thank God. We're going to do a couple of female spears. Shearys. Shearys.

Shears. Shears. Shears. Okay. We're working on it. We don't know yet. Not a T-shirt just yet. This first one is something that's been going viral.

It's called the Girl Bathroom World. Have you guys heard about this? Spencer, do you want to show a picture to Sandy and Lizzie of Girl Bathroom World and see if they've seen it. So apparently we've all had the same bathroom dream. For the last few days, my 4U page has been full of pictures of bathrooms like this, and the comments are all mostly women saying that they've had dreams about this exact bathroom. It's usually dirty and disgusting.

The stalls are way too short. A lot of times there's like double stalls. I think there are two toilets in a stall, and you have to like walk past someone using the first toilet to get to the second toilet, only to find that it's clogged and also disgusting. Also, there's an overwhelming sense that this is in a school, Usually people are saying that it's like their middle school, which I was shocked to see this because I've been having this dream for years and I'm so surprised to learn that this is actually kind of a universal experience. And not only that, but when I go into this bathroom, it's full of other women.

And now a lot of people are saying that this is maybe some sort of dream worlds that we're all going to. And when you're in it seeing other people, those people are actually there. Like those are real people that are having the same dream at the same time. One explanation I saw a psychologist say on here was that maybe this is our brain. kind of telling our body to not pee ourselves as we're sleeping. It's drawing up this disgusting bathroom as a way for us to kind of hold it through the night. But this got me thinking of all the other shared dreams that we've had. Like I know so many people that have the same types of dreams.

Women? So yeah, first question is, have you guys experienced the bathroom dream? No. Negative. No. Okay, I know I'm not a woman, but I've definitely had this dream. Like 100% I've had this dream. Um, yeah, I've definitely had a dream where like it was, there's one where it just like went on forever and ever. In my dream, I remember like I had to use a bathroom and like everyone was using one of them.

And I walked for what felt like miles and it just kept going and none were available. I'm like I have to pee. But it was like very much that bathroom. Also, some of those just look like Venice Beach. That's another thing. But I've definitely had this dream. Like, for sure, for sure. I haven't had a dream like that.

But I have had those feelings almost like, you know, from scream where she goes into the school bathroom. And like I always get so scared if I'm the only person in the bathroom that like somebody is in there. Like I get like this really weird feeling. But I wonder if women are having those dreams because I feel like those are the bathrooms that are normally in movies, like scary movies. So I think I wonder if that just gets stuck in your head and you have those dreams. Period. Wow. Well, speaking of women, this next one, I brought this up.

I was doing a live stream on Patreon and I was going through some of these like asking like, should I talk about it? What do you guys think? And this one, I wasn't going to. to talk about. But then I asked the group and all the comments were like, yes, yes, yes. Oh my God. Me too. Me too. Me too. And I was like, really? When I see something's in the air, I mean something's in the fucking air. Because why did me and nine other women that I know all get our periods a week and a half early this month? Excuse me? What are they spraying? They're spraying something. And I don't like it. There's no way that that's like just a legitimate, just coincidence correlation.

Somebody please elaborate. Like, is this happening anywhere else? I don't know. Okay, so when I asked on Patreon, every single comment was, yes, yes, yes, me, me, me, me. And I was like, wait, really? Is this actually a thing? Like, is this something I should actually bring up?

Because that's kind of interesting. It's a weird thing to ask people. What's your cycle date? Well, I don't know about the earliness of it. But I will say, like I said, I was just in a wedding. And we were in the bridal suite, just us, the girls. And one of us got our periods. and then the other one was like, oh my gosh, I'm just about to start.

I'm just about to, like, there was all of us. We're like, oh, my gosh, we're about to start, like, any day. So I think, I don't know, I think there was a theory of the more you spend time with someone. Oh, you can sync up. Yeah, you sink up. So I wonder if that was a case in that scenario. What is that? You guys just feel each other, like the vibrations of hormones?

Like plants? Yeah. Women are like plants. You know, it also could be. Dolphins. Time started going fast. not too long ago and maybe we're about a week and a half faster as of right now I will say I walked in for the office the other day and Spencer goes guess what he had a right and I said right about what and then he goes time is speeding up news was just revealed time speeding up we were right

see it's not as fast a day time's going so fast yeah it look okay is there is there's well this is counts as proof but this is yeah this is the source but essentially it's a video someone read this? It said you guys can read it on the screen. So the earth has started

spinning faster and faster because of global warming. What's going on with the waves? I think it's El Nino. I will say when we first talked about time speeding up,

I thought, well, what if we are just spinning faster right now because the earth is constantly on this gravitational pull towards something we're expanding to?

And what if we're getting closer and closer to that and we're experiencing like a form of time dilation, which means the more gravity or less gravity that it's present, the difference of time. But I think we're getting closer because my theory has always been this.

And I'm not an astrophysicist, okay? Or a scientist. Really? I'm not. But I think the black holes are the driving force for gravity within our solar system. I think they're strategically placed

and their pull all at the same time is kind of what creates the stability and the movement in the universe. But they're, There's been talk for decades now of the possibility of Earth getting sucked into a black hole at some point. What if we're just getting closer and closer to it or CERN created a black hole in 2012? And that's what's creating this difference of the earth spinning. Isn't there also a theory that we already went through one or that we're in one?

That could be, yeah. Well, I wonder if they say like aliens are in the ocean. If there's something going on in the ocean that's like spinning or doing some form of emotion that's also attracting itself to the black holes. Yeah. I was like in this video, they say it's, they say we might actually have to lose a whole second and have a whole second like cut off our official time.

Isn't time just a construct though? Like what is, but all of our stuff is synced up to atomic clocks. Like all of our GPS, all of our satellites. It's all right. Consciousness only exist because of time. Like how else do you quantify a moment without time existing?

I rarely know what time it is and I still exist. Yeah. Are you comfortable? Do I have what comfortable? Whoa. We're not in the ocean anymore. We're in ad dimension. Whoa.

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Here we go. Let's jump into the meat of the episode. You'll get it. So this is where we get into I'm scared territory. I know I've said that a lot today, but this one specifically is really scary. So before we get into this, none of us at this table are saying this is a fact. This is a theory. It is a theory that people have been talking about. So I want to talk about but it's interesting and it goes really deep. So we're going to start here.

Yeah. Have you guys heard before the video, just a little back? Have you guys heard of the lone star tick, the new tick that's sweeping the nation? Is it in Texas? If it's the lone. That's where I think it's started from. But it's now all over the East Coast. The crazy thing about this new tick is that like it has a different disease,

I don't know what it's called, but it makes you, if you get infected, it makes you allergic to meat and a lot of dairy. And so that's like a huge thing that's sweeping. And it's like moving further and further north. And so this is a theory about that. Have you ever noticed how sometimes the world's biggest problems and the global elite's perfect solutions just seem to align a little too perfectly. Mainstream media tells us that everything happening to our food supply is just a series of random chaotic coincidences. But if you just look at the actual documentation in front of you, completely different pattern emerges.

It is an open published fact that world economic form have declared a war on traditional meat consumption. Their official papers explicitly state that to hit climate goals, the world, world needs to shift away from livestock and move toward alternative proteins like synthetic meat, plant-based diets, and insects. They aren't hiding it. It is right there on their website. But shifting billions of people away from a diet they've eaten for millennia isn't easy. You have to change how people think. And if that doesn't work, then you have to change what their bodies can physically handle. Enter alpha-gal syndrome. A sudden massive surge is in a specific tick bite and it physically forces thousands of people to stop eating red meat and dairy by causing life-threatening

allergic reactions. Mainstream fact checkers will tell you that this tick surge is just a natural environmental shift. They will claim the low flying planes that are being seen all over rural areas are just standard government program and on paper those wildlife programs are real. But then you see the videos. Real raw footage posted by independent farmers online watching boxes of ticks literally fall out of the sky and onto their private fields without their consent. And when those viral videos hit the internet, they line up pretty perfectly with the insider leaks. An anonymous from an employee at a private charter aviation company in Ontario, Canada, claiming that they are being paid massive amounts of money to drop boxes containing millions of

tick by air twice a year. Mainstream media will say that these aerial drops have nothing to do with the global agendas. Super ironic, though, that they started in Texas, which has to be the largest consumers of meat. I was thinking about that. Yeah. And there's a shit ton of cattle farms out there, too, right? Yeah. Wow, my stomach's kind of turning because I was doing a bunch of research on a theory that the government has been weaponizing.

I'm allergic to the truth. There are actually declassified government documentation of the United States federal government using insects as a means of biological warfare, specifically ticks. There was this thing when Kennedy was president. We were in the midst of trying to spread capitalism instead of communism.

We were in what was called a Cold War because there was no active fighting. but there's a lot of covert fighting going on. One of Cuba's main economic sources was sugar. And in order for Kennedy to do something that could hurt Cuba, it had to look like it was naturally occurring, and there had to be no way that they could track it back to the CIA as something that they had done.

So enter Operation Mongoose. One of the things that they did was they filled planes with ticks that had been, like ticks and fleas, that had been infected with pathogens, and they would fly them low over the sugar cane fields, so that the farmers that were in charge of farming the sugar would get sick for long periods of time and no longer be able to show up for work. And that totally, there's documentation of that happening historically.

They declassified the Mongoose files, you can read them. This is public, for public consumption. And one time a guy from the CIA even said that he was flying the planes, He was like the weirdest job I ever had was getting asked to drop a bunch of boxes of ticks on the sugarcane fields of Cuba. And now they're doing it to us? Well, so. Allegedly just. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Well, here's the thing. It's alleged. But the guy that was in charge of a lot of this tick research was a guy named William Bergdorf. And he was, this is not what it's actually called, but I've, I've labeled him a bugologist. And he specialized in ticks. And in 1951, the U.S. Army was running a bio-weapons program. and they hired this guy as their expert in ticks.

And so he spent the next few years at Rocky Mountain Institute studying ticks and a bunch of different diseases that they could put into the ticks and spread. Here's the interesting thing. They took this research to an island close to Long Island, and it's called the Plum Lab. And they did a lot of biological weapons development. So at, like, this lab is super close to the area where to the area where Lyme disease initially started spreading.

And Lyme disease is something that you get from ticks. So a lot of people will say things like, well, you know, the government invented Lyme disease. And the truth of the matter is, Lyme disease has been around for a really long time. It's not that they invented Lyme disease, but they did specifically spread it. They weaponized it.

They weaponized it. And they wanted to test it. And like, the thing that makes me so upset, and why I'm so nervous talking about this is because there are examples in history in all of American history of like CIA and the government testing things on the American people either accidentally or more specifically intentionally and us finding out about it later. But people also believe that there's been a halt in the study of a couple of different things that run in ticks that cause these disease. because if you follow the trail of the infectious disease,

it all leads back to that weapons development lab. Well, look at, this is a map. Look at it. This is Plum Island. That's Old Lime, Connecticut, right there. Just across the water. It's right there. And so this guy, William, he was the leading source of research on ticks.

And towards the end of his life, he got Parkinson's disease, and he started sitting down and doing documentary interviews. And, like, very famously, it's been documented in the documentary where he's sitting down to talk about this for the first time. A CIA guy is there in the room. And he says, I have to be here to listen to what this guy says to make sure that he doesn't say anything that doesn't work for us. Whoa. And he, so, like, he was speaking allegedly, but on the record and saying, hypothetically, accidents happen. And when accidents do happen, why not study the accident?

Because this is the way it would work in nature otherwise. I think also aren't they doing something with mosquitoes? They started by saying the mosquitoes were going to hold vaccines. Yeah. So they let out like billions of mosquitoes into the planet. To do what though? To prevent the spread.

So like the mosquito, they have mosquito sex and they lay mosquito eggs. But then they die because they had their eggs and they're dead. They die. But the eggs don't hatch because they're like not like whatever the word would be. I hate everything. Everything sucks. What do we do?

Play a game. As you can't eat plants. So Spencer's a prepared game. You really need to lift our spirits because it has gotten really dark. Okay, so this is a new game-ish. I thought it was new and then I realized we played a very similar game before, but it's a little easier, I think. It's called the secret category game.

This is how it works. One person is going to have the headphones that earplugs in, they're not going to be able to hear. You have a list. We can also create our own. We're going to name a category. Example, I have things you wouldn't want to find in your bed. The person doesn't know what the category is.

They're going to take things off. and everyone has to think of something that fits in that category. Everyone goes around and says something that fits in the category. The person who had the headphones has to guess what the secret category was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so when you're giving your category, I'm going to be like, I'm going to say like that counts for the category. It doesn't because you want to be vague.

You don't want them to guess it. So everyone get the concept of the game. Yeah. And we'll make it so that some categories you guys can play along with too. I was talking to the camera. Oh, okay. I was like, I think everyone was playing a ball. Is this one of your first time hosting?

a game. Normally it's our friend Steve Hardley. Who's this? Who? It's not ready for Steve to present it yet. He does not come out of his trailer for a game that hasn't been tested. This is a pilot. Yeah, this is the pilot program. It must be protected. You guys ready? I'm ready. Okay, great. Okay, great. Who wants to guess?

Things I'm ready for. Okay. And he has to close his eyes because now we know that they can lip read. Okay. Okay, so he's out of... See, look. Point. Watch out copyright.

Okay. So does anyone have a category they want to play or do you want me to introduce the first category? I want to you introduce it. Okay. A category I have is awful date night activities. Oh. Everyone like that.

Okay. Everyone ready? Everyone getting an answer ready? It's getting an answer. Okay. Okay. I'm still trying to think of my answer. Maybe go the other one.

Okay. I'm thinking too. Oh. That was fascinating. Are you also playing? Yeah, I'll play. Okay. Again, this is the test.

This is the test. Okay. I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna say swimming. Okay, I have mine. I'll go. Should I go? Yeah, yeah, we'll go in a circle. Going to a doctor's appointment. He's never gonna get this. Well, no, somebody will say something that... I can do it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Miniature golfing. Oh, that's a good one. Talking about my childhood trauma. This is a hard game, I'm realizing. No, it'll... Okay, sorry, I'm jumping again. I'm jumping again. Sandys was very good.

I guess this depends on... To me, lifting weights, Okay, that would be... Going to the gym? Yeah, go to the gym. Okay. Wing stop. What the hell?

So just to be iterating. That's like my... Are you kidding? This is in the category. Wing stop. I kind of think I need one more round. Okay, I would love to go one more round. Okay, one more round.

Oh, no. Okay, okay, okay. I think I have one. Well, then please, go ahead. This is very specific. Going to an EDM. concert. Think about it.

I think I got it on the first round. Lizzie's is what threw me off. Is the category things you don't want to do? That's pretty good. That's half of it. That's very close. Places you don't want to go.

On a... On a date? Yes. Good job. First day. My first thought was places you go on a first date, but then I was like, because Lizzie's, but then I'm like, no.

But then I'm like, is it things you don't? You shouldn't do. Okay. It was awful date night activities. Okay. I got, I'm going to give you the point for that. Oh, I got this first date. That's why I said wings.

Why, wait, wait, explain your answer. You want to be slurping wings on your first date? That's a good filter, though. If you want a woman who can handle disgustingness, let them watch me wings. Yeah, fart on your first date. See how she likes it. All right, you ready?

She likes it to be creepier. Okay, my next category I have. Okay, it was just about to drop. Sorry. Okay, does everyone have an answer? Yeah. Boiled chicken. Ugh.

Shrimp. Oh, that's a good one. You know, I honestly was going to say crab. This feels like an attack. Tuna fish? Now Jared's is throwing it off because everything else is fish or like sea. Tartar sauce? Still along with the seed theme.

I'm going to say boiled eggs. Foods that parts smell like. Here's the second part, though. Think about the second part, but. But are tasty. That's really it. Wow. It was the prop was smells bad, taste delicious.

Wow. Okay. All right. Good game, dude. You're gonna get this. Are you guys being sarcastic? No, I'm just got it. It's like they're cheating.

Yeah. Okay, I play this. Also, if anyone has any categories, please feel free to show them. Sweet. Things that sound like crazy sex positions. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, I didn't hear it. I was still telling Krusty shut his eyes.

Things that sound like... Crazy sex positions. Okay. Okay. All right, Chris. That was a great song. Anyone like to start? Chinese fire drill.

Okay. Slingshot. Ooh. Flip a bitch. Okay. Wow. Now it's you turn. Puppy dog.

Game master. We don't get to judge. the what it is. I will say that. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, but I'm going to allow it. I'll explain later. Giving an elephant a peanut.

Oh. Well, mine was going to be walking the dog. Oh. Okay. A little more PG. Yeah. Yeah, one more round. Oh, I have one.

I have one as well. Do I like mine? You go first. Okay. Quister. It's a very. Dad joke answer. Dropping a tick.

Oh. Mine is swabbing the poop deck. Scrambling eggs. Listen, listen, Chris, listen. I am. Slamming the hammer. I just baked up. Cornhole.

There you go. Your guest number two, Chris. All I know is games. That's the only thing I have in common here. These are games. Play. Personal to you. I'm going to say it again, Chris.

Cornhole dropping a tail. Are these swabbing a sex position? Hey! It's things that sound like sex positions. I love this game. Yeah, that was a really good. Any other prompts suggestions? No.

What about objects that would go good in your butt? Okay. What is it? Objects that would feel good in your butt. Oh, okay. For pride? Yeah. I feel like she's going to get this one.

Okay, ever ready? Okay, yeah, you can hit pause, Chris. Okay. That is the most vulnerable I've ever felt and I hated it more than anything in my entire life. A cucumber. An Apple TV remote with a string attached. I know what it is.

I'll say the other end of a screwdriver. Good answer. A sonic care toothbrush. Good answer. Good answer. Oh, things Chris would put up his butt. Yeah, exactly. Pride mows. For pride mugs.

All right. Who's that? Oh, here we go. Does anyone have another one they want to say? Things that would turn on a Karen. Oh, I like that. That's good. That's good. Karen Fuel. Karen Fuel.

Okay. Okay. Oh my gosh, I think I'm a fan of EDM. I love this. Same. Okay. Okay. returning your shopping cart after grocery shopping.

Mm-hmm. A new Stanley Cup drop. Mm-hmm. Yelling at a manager. Littering? Huh. Cutting in line. Mm.

Double parking. Mm. Which is like a bad person or a Karen. Oh. Game Master is going to give it to you. Game Master is going to give it to you. What was it? Things that would turn on a Karen.

Things that would turn on a Karen. Karen Fuel. You're gonna like this one. Okay. Okay. Ready? Very hard to keep my clothes on. I'm ready.

Sea World. Your neighbors are renovating their house and they're having a pool put in, and it's the day before they drop the cement in the pool. A lake filled with piranhas. I'm going to say the attic. The attic Mojave Desert Do you have one?

No, that won't give it away, no No, please You got it Places you don't want to jump into Close Places Where nobody goes to Why would they not?

Why is that a good thing? I'd say one of my answers Would be a pet cemetery Oh I'm just driving How the fuck is it? SeaWorld See, forgot you said sea world

Nobody would find anything in C-called Oh, where you could hide a dead body Hey! Are you? Yeah, I don't have to come up with your own cat. Okay. Can you hear us, Spencer? Okay, I have a...

It is pride, yes. It also feels like a trap for that arrest. That one, personal. Okay, we're ready. Ooh, ooh. What do you clean a toilet with? Toil brush? Flood brush.

Toilet brush. Subaru. Well, don't give it away, Ryland. Are you kidding me? I'm never playing this game again. No, that was good. I thought you did. I know.

I'm bummed I didn't do that one. Blown out tire. Oof. Oh. Oh. Oh. Socky. Soggy.

Soggy. Soggy. Nothing worse. A tough jean jacket. I don't know. A tough jean jacket? I was going to say leather jacket, but I don't know. Like a tough guy jacket.

Very tough. A frisbee. Ooh, that's fun. So I have toilet brush, Subaru. Blown out tire. Blown out tire. Soggy corn dog. Soggy corn dog.

Tough guy jacket. And frisbee. And frisbee. You might need another round. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck. I could, okay, this is a very tough one to think of.

Yeah, very hard. Ooh, a grave digger. Oh. Oh. Rotten banana. Ah. Mm. Has someone already said a leaky pipe?

Love it. No. You did. Good job. I don't know that all of our clues fit. I agree. Well, there's no game master to rule over the game. I think we should all start saying the energy of which it would be.

Oh. Leaky pipe. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Subaru driver? Is it like something you'd call a gay person or a lesbian? Could be a gay slur. Could be a gay slur. Frizby?

I love it. Yeah, okay, that's good, that's good. I was gonna say donut poker next. Donate poker, yeah, I probably would have got that. Wow, yeah. Okay. Well, that was a good game of secret categories. If you guys want us to play, again,

let us know in the comments and also give us ideas for categories in the comments. You guys don't look. This game was much more fun than drinking horrible concoctions. Although I liked the presentation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was no slideshow.

It was the grossness. I get, I'm taking that into consideration. And the next time we try a taste-based game, it's going to be delicious. Production of that game, 10 out of 10. Experience rough. Well, thank all of you, tough leather jackets. Okay, let you guys go. What an episode?

What is scary, scary episode? I feel like it's good that we ended with such a fun. fun game because it got really dark. Yeah, I did. And yeah, let us know what else we should bring back from the old format of the podcast. Do you want more games? Do you want more personal stories? How are you feeling about this new vibe?

I personally am having fun and loving it. I love that we're at the table. I love that we're researching and having fun. But yeah, let us know what you like. And be careful out there. There's a lot of people in your food, allegedly. All right. Bye.

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