The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Glitter Conspiracy Theory!

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

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Welcome back to whatever the hell this is, the extra shock edition. Okay, let me explain. I am on a new coffee routine right now, and I would say it's not going well. I would say I'm waking up in the middle of the night with palpitations. I'd say it's giving me nightmares. I'd say it's making me shake constantly, and it's making my brain move so fast and it's, like, slow down. It's moving fast, but it's not bringing anything good. Just to confirm, this isn't sponsored by the coffee company.

That sounds amazing to me. Coffee's been making me tired. Really? So I'm looking for that, yeah. Wow. So are you going to explain why you're on a new coffee routine? Maybe I should. But before we get to that, Sandy's Bell!

Speaking of things that give me energy. Here I am. Sandy walked in and I was shook. You look so beautiful today. I mean, you always do, but. I'm going through with my late. my hairstylist said is a curl journey. So first, she took like five inches off because my split ends are horrible.

And I said, listen, we're not messing around. Just do it. Just cut it off. But it turned out better than ever or than I expected. So I'm a believer now. I'm a curl believer. Oh, there's a whole Facebook community. There's a whole YouTube community.

You guys should do videos about this. The curly method. The curly girl method. We have watched so many YouTubers talk about this. Why are we watching? I mean, we went through a real. face of just watching vlogger girls non-stop. And they're all, it's like,

curl update, and they wear this crazy tube on their head, and they look like, they look insane. This cannot be right. I did try that, the curls, and then you like wrap your hair around it. It did not work for me, but it's getting there, you know? I like it. I already have two ideas for names. You go curl.

Or curl power. Yeah, that's just saying curl power. Okay, you guys need to go in Shark Tank with the product and literally pitch it, because that's like iconic. That was a winner. Speaking of saving ourselves, what?

Your Aspartane journey. Oh, oh, we're talking about that. Everyone's on different journeys today. We really are. Can I just say we're all on a journey and I'm so happy that we're on the journey together? What kind of journey am I on?

Oh my God. Where do I start? Okay, we'll get to mine in a second, but I mean, you've completely changed your look. We saw a video from one year ago and Riley, you're a whole different person. I was so offended the other day.

I trimmed my beard and I walked downstairs and he was, go, what? And I would go, what? He's like, you're not even going to tell me that you shaved your beard off. He was like, you weren't even going to give me a warning. I was like, well, I need your approval to shave my beard. No, what I said. He goes, no, this is drastic, though. And I was like, Lizzie didn't say anything.

Chris didn't say anything. Just wait, when your podcast uploads on Wednesday, it's going to be every comment. This is crazy. The podcast uploaded. Not one comment about my beard. And he was acting like I completely like shave my head. I didn't get his permission. I was like, are you not attracted to me anymore or something?

Can I just explain? Please. The reason I was so shook was because when he makes a minor change, it is a two-month decision process. I am involved the whole way. It is so annoying. He's like, should I cut off an inch of my hair? I don't know.

Should I do it? I face tuned to see what it looked like. Do you think it looks good? It's like that, right? When I walked downstairs and I saw him shaved, I was like, oh my God, you didn't even tell me about this. You just did this on your own. You didn't even walk me through it.

I didn't have to endure. in two-month process. It was just like it was a jump scare. But I thought you looked beautiful. You look great no matter what. One time I don't involve him, he's all upset. I also think cutting your hair is a lot different than like trimming your beard. It goes back in like five days.

Exactly. You were about an inch of beard away from wearing Birkenstocks just to throw out there. This is a good look for you. Unless you're looking at Birkenstocks, I would say that would be cool. The only reason I ever explored the beard, it was an evacuation beard. We were gone. We didn't bring the shaver. And then it got so long, I was like, let's see.

how long we can go until I think it's too ridiculous. One day I looked in the mirror and I was like, I've had enough. Yeah. Yes. But I thought you looked great. I would never complain about your looks. You could do anything to yourself and I would still love you. But yeah, the beard got very long.

And the only reason it bothered me was because you couldn't stop doing this. Well, it gets itching at a certain point. And it's crazy. Well, it wasn't passing. It was just itching. Chris, what is you? Oh, I know your journey. Well, this is, well, I guess it is.

a journey but you and spencer filmed a collab video i don't know this i don't know if it's out it was a journey it was coming but i heard it was a journey you guys drank a lot of beer give us a yeah i mean originally i just had tom holland came out with a non-alcoholic beer and i honestly just wanted to try that with spencer just sounded like a fun thing to do huh he is or he isn't british he is he is okay continue um and then spencer came with many more ideas that like really added to the video that we're like let's not just do his non-alcoholic beer let's try like like all the non-alcoholic beers. And then I'm like, oh, for doing that,

then we have to compare the non-alcoholic beers to the alcoholic beer. And it just got bigger and bigger and bigger. And then now it's like three videos. Wow. A series. It really got out of control fast. But I'm so, the problem is I just like,

I'm always shooting. Like, I'm always working. So it's impossible to find time to edit. Yes, with a camera, with a camera, with a camera, filming. So by the time I'm able to finish editing these, I don't know. It'll be 2027.

I don't know. But I'm working on them. Same it for blog miss. Just post five minutes of it every day Okay, I do Wow, so how did it go? I'm so curious with the dynamic of you and Spencer Well, I guess you guys spent a lot of time alone

Setting up the podcast But like, like, how did it go? Was it like, you know, did you guys like eat together? Did you bring it? Did you bring him a gift when you went to Because typically you would bring a gift When you visit a house for the first time? Well, it was work.

It was work. It wasn't really fun though. I don't know. I had a good time. Yeah, it was good. Okay. Oh, this is a fun segue. Jared, I've noticed you're wearing crocs.

Yes. So it's awesome. Because I didn't want to put socks on until I got here. So these are my pre-sock crocs. And I just kind of like, you know, I like the vibe right now. Okay. That's good because I have a new update. So I think by the time this episode goes up, we might hopefully, oh yeah, we never even explained.

We're still here. Yeah, yeah. That was like our last episode was like. We did a whole like, goodbye. And we're still here. Yeah. So the whole office journey, if you haven't been following it, let me explain. So, yeah, we don't have it yet.

We're still hoping and manifesting. Maybe, hopefully this week, we'll see. But yeah, so we're still here. We're going to be at that new set, hopefully in the next episode or the one after. But the reason I bring this up is because Rylan had some office rules. So we were looking at rugs and I was like, oh, I want like a light colored rug. I want the office to feel really like bright and happy. And he was like, oh, okay, then get ready for it to be.

be a disaster because everybody's going to be walking on it. It's going to get dirty as fuck. He's like, I'm going to get angry. Like, you better vacuum it because I vacuum and if you don't vacuum and you got to hire somebody to vacuum. And then I was like, you know what? I have a better idea. Next to the, and be honest, let me know what you guys think because you guys are part of this office too. Next to the door. There's two baskets. Okay. In basket number one, it's a basket for you to put your shoes, right? You take your shoes off. I know what you're thinking. Ugh, that's so annoying. But basket number two has everybody's personalized crocs, with whatever jiblets they want.

We could go to build a crock. We could all have a moment. And then you walk in, take off your shoes, you put on your crocs, and you have office crocs. Thoughts? I like the idea, and it's very sanitary. Most cultures do not wear shoes inside. Really?

I wish that was what our house is like. Because you're tracking every bit of dirt that you walk on into the house. Like I have one friend that every time I go to his house, I get a new pair of little slippers. See? It's kind of exciting to go there and just know, like, what kind of slippers am I going to get today? You know?

Did on my name on it or nothing, but I mean... No, it's disgusting. We're bringing all of Los Angeles into this house. And then it reflects on my fucking white rugs. And I want to kill everyone. So it's like, I'm just saying, you're finally going to maybe feel about the office, how I feel about our house,

which is like, let's be careful with it. Well, okay, the reason is because the landlord, sweetie man, 93 years old. Good for him. Yeah. Period. More hip than any of us literally had on like these converse and these, like, cool pants, and he just got back from his trainer.

Like, I was, I was expecting. Yeah, he was, like, shirtless underneath. Like, he got unzipped, like, he's like, how you doing, young man? And he gave me the hand check. I was like, that was a firmish handshake I've ever cut. This guy was so hip, so cool. And then he was like, you know, oh, so, you know, whatever, what are you going to use it for? And I was like, oh, you know, so I'm on the internet.

And then he goes, yeah, I know, you have a podcast. And I was like, period. Are you watching? You're like, shout out. Hi. Anyway, so I'm particular because it's his old office, right? I just want to keep it really, he's kept it so beautiful. I want it to stay beautiful.

So, yes, I'm doing everything I can to figure that out. But yeah, I think the crocs are in order. It doesn't matter when I want my house to stay beautiful. Who cares? Are you kids? Come on. Yeah, so thank you, Jared, for wearing your crocs and inspiring us all. I figured.

And we can all go to the crocs shop. Also, I've never had a pair of crocs, so I'm excited about that. You're going to have the gayest crocs ever. We're going to put dicks on those crocs. Your business that you just made build a crock. That's pretty cool. You said we're going to go. Create a crook.

I know. Usually they're already built when you pick them up. No, no. You're talking about the little like accessories. The giblets. And the ears? The options are endless. True.

This is not sponsored by crock. Okay, let me explain my journey. So, okay, I'm nervous because you guys are going to judge me, because everybody does when it comes to this. As you guys know, I've had a journey over the last, I don't know, 20 years of artificial sweeteners. And Ryland, thank you. On our first date when I had a Diet Coke, Oops. So still on the journey.

On a first date, Rylan judged me and he's like, you're drinking Diet Coke. That's going to kill you. Like he was very upset about it. Well, I was a little more health conscious back then. You said that on the first date?

Yes. Sorry. That doesn't work out. They tell you who they are. Listen. At least I wasn't hiding myself. Yeah. And that's,

I think, that's my hot dating tip is be yourself. Or it's like, no, that's a good tip. It is. So, yes.

But what I was doing was, I was having my coffee every day and I was putting a large amount of artificial sweeteners in it. And I was addicted. But I did go through like a six month period where I quit it. But then maybe like two years ago, I kind of backslid and I got back on the artificial sweeteners. And it was not as much as it was before, but it was still a lot. So this last month, I have quit it. The packets. I'm still doing a Diet Coke a day, which I think is reasonable. I think it's respectful. But the packets are done. And it has been mind altering. And also very scary because I'm like, oh, wow, I am addicted to this.

Like headaches, like body-ish, like things coming out. Like, it's been a lot because I think my body is like, we need it. And I'm not giving it to them. So it's been very scary, but I'm trying. And that's my journey. I mean, you can get addicted to a lot of things. Yeah, that's amazing. But I do, I also don't have that sad, dark feeling anymore.

And I do think it is connected to the artificial sweetener. So if you guys are out there and you're doing, I'm talking about like 50 packets in your coffee. like that level, Chris, you said no judgment. We listen and we don't. When I make Chris gas but that's when it's bad. You have been done

because a million years ago when I peed for a shoot, I remember there being that many packets and I don't remember seeing that many packets in a long time. I hide them.

He does it in the privacy of just Tim and I. It's so bad that the artificial sweetener like dust like travels through the air and Rylan coughs on it. I have to do it

when the babies are asleep because I'm too afraid of them being anywhere near it. It's like if they can't be near it, he shouldn't be near it either. It has a very like an addict tendency to it because it comes in a little bag. Yeah, yeah. And then you're all worried like,

is anyone ready to hear the team? Well, I think it's gross because Jared will put in his like a sweet tea and or unsweet tea. Yes, not into sweet tea. Yeah, unsweet tea. And you can like see it on the bottom. It doesn't even look like it dissolves

into the actual drink. Wait, you have the same addiction? Well, I mean, I'll put like For Splenda into a large ice tea. Oh, okay. You know, so I'm a big dog in it too hard. Splenda? What are you going to say?

Equals where it's that. That pitter. Equals just reminds me of like Grandma breath for some reason. It just tastes horrible to me. And I deny the equal, but maybe I have to try it. No, no. Oh, I obviously haven't been listening to the journey.

You're right. Equal equals nothing. that I want. Right, right. Spencer, do you, okay, so you're here every day pretty much. So have you noticed, am I, like, different? Am I, like, different? Has my brain changed?

Do I need to get back on it? No, no, I would not say get back on it. I wouldn't say get back on it. I think you've said, you even said, like, this is crazy. Does everyone feel like this when they quit it? I mean, we were talking now. I was like, well, I don't think as many people were using, like, what you'd, like, I mean, I don't want to expose.

It was a lot. You would tear all at once, and it would be like, it would be a lot. How are we 25? Let's not count. It's good to have an accountability partner. And that's a good job, dude. Yeah, yeah. Are you a stevia girlie or do you hate stevia?

I'm homophobic for stevia. Like I'm not during prime. Not during pride. Um, well, speaking of withdrawals, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. And when we come back, oh, you, that sounds gross. I don't have to pee. That's it to pee. Um, when we come back, guys, guess what we have.

Oh, the buzzers are back, baby. Sandy hasn't experienced this yet. What does it mean? I haven't. It means that we might be doing Farmers Got Talent. Stick around. Okay, bye. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show.

Please don't go anywhere. Guys, I just got back from the dentist and, oh, wow. You know, it's not a good sign when the dentist says, so, you floss? And you say, yeah. And they say, really? I do. I mean, I use a water pick. That's the same.

I mean, I kind of just use it as like a microphone in the shower, pretend like I'm Hannah Montana. Do we even actually press it though? Yeah, don't. But I hit those high notes, so I'm going to tell the dentist that. What are we talking about? Sea Geek. That's right. You know it's an even better seat than the seat at the dentist? A seat at one of the many, many concerts that's going on this summer.

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Hey, we're back. Okay, really quick, Jared, during the break, you had a theory about yawning. Yes, evidently, if you touch your tongue while you're yawning, It stops it immediately. Let me try. Well, I was going to say during the show,

because Rylan, we have to cut away from him yawning because it's always, you're literally yawning right now. I can see it. And you didn't test it out? No, I'm going to touch my tongue. Like, how? With your finger. Just out.

Yeah. I'm trying to get me an empathy on. Come on. Now you want me to yawn. I'd have to, like, start the yawn to get a real yawn going. My size is doing that. I started to grab your tongue. I don't know, here he goes.

Oh, no, it's evidenting. It worked. Wow. That was riveting. Okay. Hold on. Oh, my God. Guys, who the hell is that?

Where's Steve Hartley? Oh, you know who I am. Who the fuck is that? Yeah, guys, Steve Harley actually sent me an email. He's in the hospital. Oh, no. What happened? Yeah, he overdosed.

Oh, you're barely looking like. Steve. Okay, so Steve hardly passed away. Well, he's in critical condition. He's not dead. He'll probably come back. It's not that we forgot that he hosts this show. Prayers up for Steve.

He'll be back. We honestly kind of just forgot if you were Steve in the last... If he was here. Yeah. I don't remember. I don't remember. Whatever. Well, Spencer is hosting today.

We're doing Farmers Got Talent. Take it away, this is Spencer. Welcome. Welcome to Farmers Got Talent. We set up about. of an email now called SDP got Talent at gmail.com so if you guys have your talent submissions, send them in.

So we got a full range today and so we are going to be judging and so the way this works, you guys all have buzzers. You guys are going to have to share buzzer. And Sandy, you haven't been here for this. So yeah, basically we're going to watch the submissions. If you don't like what's happening, you buzz it. But you have to be honest.

Chris was very honest in the last. And nobody was mad at you. I feel like this is what I was like meant to do. So I'm very excited. Yes. So we'll have a winner. today that we all vote on, they'll get $1,000. And then I think after we do this maybe, what, four times?

Yeah, four, five times. And we have like four or five finalists, semi-finals. Then the winner of that will get $5,000. Yeah, we'll have a championship round. So the grand total, the winner of it all gets $6,000 because they get the one plus the $1. Man, that's crazy. You're mapping today. Right?

Yeah. All right. Should we dive right in? I'm ready. All right, so our first submission is from Sarah. This was actually a late submission, but it felt, I didn't think it could stay off. She said, so this is how I eat flats when I eat chicken wings. My boyfriend says it's hot?

I don't know. That is so great. So let's see. I can't wait. I can beat my buzzer right now. Wow. That looks good. She's going to take it down?

Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What? Oh my gosh. Give her.

money. I am so impressed, Sarah. Wow. She knew she ate that, too. Look at that face she made at the end. She's like, and period. My problem is what's she going to pull out for the finals if she wins? A turkey.

Holy shit. What was her name? Sarah. I love everything about Sarah. I can't believe she fit that in her mouth. It was a bigger chicken. It's huge, to be honest. What if the winner comes on the podcast and she's just eating wings holder?

It's just a mug bag. She gives us lessons. All right, so the next up is Jenna. She didn't really have a message, but hers is a very, I would say, very unique. Hello, Gays and others. My name is Jenna, and I'm going to make a best. I got this quilt at a yard sale. Shout out to Sandy and Jaread.

Okay. She's disarming me. Oh, I'm excited. That is so cute. Put it on. If you don't put it on, I'm buzzing. I really like how it turned out. Wow.

Wait, I want it. Taking quilts, taking things that don't have too much of a purpose and then giving them a new life. I'm going to cry. I really hope you like what I put together. And thanks for watching. Okay. I love that. Where does she live?

It's beautiful. Love it. Maybe we could do a whole episode where the theme is vests from her. Oh. She did say, right, she has like a store. or she does that, I think she said. I don't know if she has a store, but I do think she does this,

or it's in, like, art school or something like that. That was iconic. Very impressive. Shout out, Jenna. Shout out to Jenna. Well, speaking of Disney, let's move on to our next contestant, which is who's named Haley,

and she has a Disney-themed talent. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm such a big fan of the podcast, so I'm so excited to show y'all my talent. I'm going to be doing a Mickey Mouse impersonation because I know y'all have Disneyland so much.

So, yeah. Her skin looks so good. Oh, boy. Missa, Moose, Skar, Mickey Mouse. Uh-huh. You're not going to go inside my hit in a tunnel, Shane. That's all. Thank you.

Love y'all. Bye. Listen. I love it. I love her. I love her. I love her. The energy is.

I didn't feel Mickey. It was close. It was more Mickey. It was Mickey. It was, yes. I felt it. It just. It was good.

And I love the name Haley, added to the baby name list. I love everything about her, but it wasn't a perfect to make you. It was a little, it was a lot. Yeah, and it's hard when you're sitting next to somebody who sounds just like Goofy. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Wait, what's Goofy's favorite hotel? The Hoheelton.

Take notes, what a setup and punchline. Yeah, we're a duo. Yeah, the duo act. All right, so after Haley, we got Hannah. She said my name is Hannah, I'm 23 years old I live in New York I have a 2003 Ford Mustang I'm the only girl who participates

in motorsports events at my local racetrack I've loved cars since I was little I've always wanted to work on them so my talent is a little different the rest of people I hope you enjoyed this video I've always said girls can do anything

and this is proof of it so this is here this is him oh my god already impressed What? So this is like a drifting. Oh, okay. They're like donuts.

Oh my God. Okay. I'm worried for Hannah. Okay. I'm bored for Hannah. Oh, God. Oh, God, Hannah. Okay.

Okay. Our kids are not doing this. Yeah. I'm bored. I'm sorry. It's impressive. girl doing it, but like, if I was on Reels, I'd swipe. I'm just

saying. Wow. Ryland. Simon Cowell. Wow. He's a real Simon Cowell. I think it's an impressive skill. For me personally, like, NASCAR's a huge thing. I'm scrolling. It's just not for me. Okay. It's nothing against her. Chris, this is part of your world. I feel like, I

always, you're dating this world. Yes, I'm dating that, yeah. This is new to me now, but I do see, I go to shows where this is like the whole thing or whatever. I thought that was sick. I thought, I think She's about it. I think you're a bad ass. I was on the verge of buzzing.

Just because I would have liked to see some added showmanship. Like sometimes what they'll do is they'll have somebody in the middle. They're not hitting them. It shows like their accuracy. Maybe they're picking up pennies with the back tires. What? But I can't wait to see where Hannah is in a couple of years with this talent. You know what?

It could have kept me if it would have cut inside to like her camp. Like I'm seeing her in action. Or. I'm just watching a car. I think it could be. anyone. I agree with Ryland on this. I didn't push the buzzer, but I agree. I think there could have been a different angle.

Just while he's looking at that, I would like to give you guys some NASCAR information. Oh, you're losing Riley. I'm scrolling. Touch your time. I'm scrolling. They wear diapers. Stop. I'm back.

Yeah, because they have to peeve. Either a catheter or they will wear diapers. Is that okay to do that as an adult? Because I would do that. It might get diaper rash, but. Yeah, you should. We should all wear diapers on an episode. That'd be huge.

But not tell anyone. And we're just like, it's happening. Oh, you just look over and you see my face going. Ew. Yeah, but with the catheter, you have to wear, like, a bag. We're going to keep your bag. I'm a diaper kind of a guy, more than the catheter. Right.

I see that. Okay. The installation of the cat. Well, it depends. All right. Next up we got Gianna and she is going to do. Impressive Hannah. Let's see.

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Neat far, wherever you are. Oh, my God. I believe that the heart dies. Oh, my God. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my God. This is it.

This is the, I can't do this. I'm crying. You open the door. Wow. And you're here in my eyes. And she's doing donuts. Here we go. Here we go.

Take it home. Keep going. Oh, I want her to keep going. Wow. I love that. Wow. This is the shot from Hannah. We were missing.

Yes. Jenna, sit down. I know you're already seated. And I love that she's in her car singing that gives me like high school when I used to be too afraid to sing in the house. So I'd like go out to my car and like sit and be like whatever. Um, okay. That was in all amazing.

You should A, go on American Idol or the boys or you know what, fuck it. You're on Farmers Got Talent. If we had a record label, I would sign you. Maybe we'll work on that. That was so good. Here's the problem though. I don't want to only give the thousand dollars to singers every time because it doesn't feel like fair She's a victim of time. It's really hard, but I honestly this could be a two-winner episode. I don't know Yeah, it was that good. Yeah, it was chills very good

She was very good and bringing her back for the for the finals and seeing what song she chooses Song choice is key Yep, I'm invested. Oh my god, how are we gonna top that? All right. We got two more so the next second the last one is another music talent it's a different genre okay and so this one hello my name is marshal mars i'm an aspiring singer-songwriter i hope you enjoy my little rendition of shane's iconic vacation song oh no no way i'm going to die i'm going to die i'm going to die no way look at their shirts i'm scared okay wait what I need a very caseon, caseon, caseon, there's nothing you can do

Oh, high note comment Okay, wait, it's away from you Stop This is so cool Wait, wait it's good Oh, come on. And a solo. The solo saved it for me.

Wow. I was talking birds. So creative. Okay. Here's my Carrie Underwood. Marshall Mars, there's a place for you in the world. This is great. That's a hit song, Shane.

You're not moving forward for me. Oh my God. I feel to me, okay, because I do Okay, because I do like the fact, you know the audience here, okay? You picked a great song. I would have just liked to hear your voice. I agree. I'm not a huge auto-tune guy.

Everything else is great. The rhythm of the music, the guitar. I think, like, just everything that's great. I just wish I could hear his voice and not the auto-tune. He's a showman. And you can get a long way with that. I think you're all wrong. That was the pot.

I mean, the song's a hit. I thought it was cool. To me, like, if there's just, like, a little bit of auto-tune and you're trying to, like, hide mistakes that gets frustrating to me but like this is just like a style at this point there's so much that it's like it reminds you like scene music from back in the day like feels like early warp tour or something like that to me like that kind of genre which is not for everyone but without auto tune though there's a lot with a ton of auto tune on that stuff back in the day okay thank you marshal but and then our final one this is mallory and marcy and they have a very

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We were definitely not professional video editors, but we tried. Oh, well. We have been watching change since 2009. Thank you for always making a smile every Sunday. Us and our mom turned on the podcast, and for that hour, all our worries go away. So this is an original rap song about the podcast. Oh, wow. Okay.

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Guys Wow Wow original video editing i don't even think we have a competition this week i think we just found the winner in my opinion in my opinion all right you know what let's go around the room before i say my final thoughts remind us who everybody was and what they're talentless okay so we have mallory and marcy with the rap we just saw we have marshal mars with the pop punk vacation song i got you we have hannah with the drifting we have haley with the micky mouse jena with the vest and

Sarah with the wing. The singer. The singer. And Gianna, the singer. It's a tough, tough field, tough field. Sandy. Okay, so I'm thinking actually taking into consideration at Ryland said earlier, because what are they going to bring at the finale, the big show?

Right. So I feel like Molly and Marcy were amazing, smiling the whole time. But I want to see what Jenna is going to bring. Gianna? Jenna, the best. Oh. Because that was very impressive. That is impressive.

Yeah. So I'm going to vote for her. All right. Jared? He already voted it. I already voted. It's a wrap. For who?

Mallory and Marcy, M&M. Oh. Chris. A couple people mentioned the finale, and I wasn't thinking about that. But I think I'm going to go, is it Hannah the car drifter? I think I'm going to go with Hannah because you could have, like, colored smoke at the tires. You could go faster. You could do, like, more, you know, like, you could have fun.

You could do so. There's so many things you could do. for a finale there. She's taking her. She was off. You know, one-up is. And, yeah, there's just a lot of room for that to go to a fun place. And it was, I think she's sick, so I'm going to vote for.

Okay. I'm going to go for Gianna. She gave me nostalgia for the first album I ever bought as a gay boy. And she was incredible. Spencer. Ooh, this is tough. I actually think I'm going to go with Sarah. Just because I'm going to make Shane be this deciding vote.

Oh, my God. It's one for everyone. Oh, no. Are we? Really all divided? I love this. Okay. Oh my God, this is so hard.

Guys, I'm making an executive decision. Okay. I am choosing two winners, $1,000 each. The winners are Mallory and Marcy and Gianna. And Gianna. I want to see what they both bring. I need Gianna to sing again. I need it.

Gianna, I have a request. If you don't want to do it, though, I understand if it's not in your wheelhouse. but I'm thinking I'm with you by Aver Levine. The high notes in that song are legendary and iconic. So that's what I think you should do for the finals. And Marcy and Mallory, how are you going to top that? Because that was a lot. What are you going to wrap about?

I suspect that was like 15 hours of work. Oh my God. I'm honestly, they're winning just because the effort and work that they put into that. Are you kidding me? I love them. That was a whole day, two days maybe. So yeah, thank you guys so much. I am not just saying this.

I love the segment. This is so fun. Do you guys like this? Let us know in the comments. Should we keep doing this? And who was your favorite of today? Yeah. Do you guys love this like that?

I do. I'm having fun. Like, time is flying by. Can I say one thing for the submission? If you guys put it in an unlisted YouTube link, that would make my life so much easier. I would love that. But do whatever you want, whoever is easy to do you. But if you know how to do that, that's awesome.

If you like Spencer's sanity. Because the email, you have to download it. I have to download every single one of that. Download is crazy. It would be smart if you put it on an unlisted YouTube link because once this goes live, you can make it public. Oh! And then people can go watch it.

So Spencer, that's what he really wanted to get out. He's looking out for your success. I mean, I'll do it either way, but, you know, if you, if just in case. It's so amazing to see how talented, like, people are and makes me happy. Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to take a quick little break. And when we come back, guys, it's not only.

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Thank you, Jeff Kings, and I'll see you guys later. Bye. Hey, welcome back. Okay, I will explain the blindfolds in a minute. I was like, Jared just has something on this trip. That is, I caught. You look good.

It's my talent. Well, I'll explain the blindfolds in a second. That is actually a part of one of our theories. But before we get to that, guys, okay, this might be the craziest theory update ever so i don't know if you guys have heard about this yet i don't know if it's like sweeping ticot right now but oh my god so remember maybe like two years ago we talked about the glitter conspiracy yeah oh yeah we get emails all the time about that you guys are always coming up with your own theories of what glitter actually is made of to break it down if you don't

remember glitter is made by like one company in the whole world there's like one company that pretty much owns all glitter they won't explain what's in it they won't say how it's made they won't say the ingredients and they won't say who the biggest provider of it is because somebody is buying mass amounts of glitter to keep this whole thing afloat and they won't say who the client is then somebody that works in supposedly allegedly in the building and in the glitter world said oh if you knew what glitter was made of and who was buying it you'd be shook they said it better than that but okay so there's a lot of theories is it used in weapons in the military is it used in toothpaste is it yes that's a big one. There's a lot of like is it used in on beaches to make the sand sparkly like in

you know, resort locations. There's a lot of theories about it. Then I saw this one. And also the girl who made this put a disclaimer on the video that I think is iconic for entertainment and educational purposes only. This was a dream and I'm a liar. When you're worried about getting sued or you don't, you just say everything. Yeah, I wish I would have done it with Chuckie. Okay, here we go. Okay, let's see how long before this gets taken down, but hold up. minute. I just saw this girl's post that said, it's glitter, y'all. It's glitter. And I'm like, well, what's glitter? And I was reading the comments and they're like, you know, the stuff in the sky that's being sprayed. Since if you look at it in the sunlight, it sparkles, and I guess they

ran a test on it and said it's glitter. And then another comment said that the glitter is marred dust so that they can track us. And then another comment said, yeah, the glitter is made from people. And I'm like, hold up a damn minute. Because I also learned that the way you make diamonds is by compressing carbon. That's how you make diamonds is by compressing carbon. And people are carbon-based. Human beings, we're carbon-based. If you compress us, you can make us into diamonds because they both, both glitter and diamonds both refract and reflect sunlight. It's like a prison and then what's weird about that is that I said to my parents like a week ago randomly just came out of my mouth I said I bet that's where all the dead bodies are going is that you know

when you cream at someone and you spray it like dust in the wind I bet they're just spraying him and all the clouds seeding I bet that's how they get rid of the human bodies and people besides the food and everything else we know about that but like holy crap okay what that was a journey speaking of journeys but let me just say this I fell down a rabbit hole and I was too afraid to talk about it on the podcast because I was like this is so dark

but have you guys heard about this whole situation right now with bodies being stolen from morgues? It's happening all around the country bodies are being taken. Bodies being stolen by like grape diggers. There's a whole black market situation where people are selling body parts. It's really really crazy. What? I mean

it is like a thing that is happening right and people are like what are they doing with these bodies? What is the point of this? The fact that there's a theory that the bodies might be being used to make glitter is so crazy, but why does it make sense? And it's freaking me out. Because when the guy said, if you guys found out what glitter was made of, you would lose your minds.

What if glitter is made out of fucking people? Oh my God. That's beautiful. Think about it. I make glitter when you could make diamonds. We have nothing to be afraid of, guys. We all just turn into glitter. That is pretty.

Okay. So that's insane, right? That like really got me going and I was like, I know, it sounds crazy. But what if? And what if that's why they're so crazy about don't get glitter in your eyes? Don't get glitter in your eyes. What if it's because you don't want to get like people? People in your eyes or like their DNA or their diseases or people are going to a grave digging up grandma and then turning her into glitter. That's what's happening. Nana is, is happy pride. My homophobic grandma is now glitter! No, my grandma was not homophobic, but I don't know, guys. Let us know in the comments. Do you believe that there is a tinge of reality to this? I mean, she said it was just a dream and she's a liar. I don't know. There's so many theories about this.

I don't know why it's so secretive. I don't know why there's no answers. I mean, the weapons thing made sense. I don't even think we talked about on this podcast, but there's a theory that they use glitter in weapons. Like, not glitter bombs, but they really do use it in some sort of miller. military situation. That's why there's so much glitter being made and so much being sold. I don't quite understand the purpose of that.

Well, I wonder, though, if you compress it all, what does it make? Because glitter is pretty hard. A person. Well, because it is pretty hard. Like, the object itself is a little sharp. AI is not advanced enough to tell us what's going on yet. I guess. Okay, I do have a theory about ChatsyBT making up theories.

Should I ask ChatsyB. Yeah, actually, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. Because I can understand why they don't want anyone else to know how they make it, especially if they're the only ones doing it. Why would they let out a trade secret? Right.

But where's it going? Hey, chat. Are you there? I'm here. What's up? Let me know if you need any more help with that title or anything else on your mind. Oh. I suppose.

Riley needed help titling his video and he was like panicking about it. And I was like, I think it's a good title. Let me ask chat. Whoa. Whoa. Why am I offended that your chat's a guy? It should be. a woman, right?

If Rylund ever needs more brainstorming, I'm always here. Oh, wow, dude. Chat GP-Cheting. Definitely needs to be a girl. Rylent's upset because he thinks that I'm cheating on him with you, chat. Tell him that he has nothing to worry about. Oh, no, Ryland has nothing to worry about. I'm just here to help and offer a bit of creative support.

You two make an awesome team, and I'm just the friendly assistant in the background. Wow, that sounded way worse. Why does it kind of sound like Spencer a little bit? Like, wait a minute. You just described Spencer. I would like it to be a woman. Rylan would rather you be a woman that would make him more comfortable. Got it.

I can totally be the female friend in the background. Whatever makes Rylan comfortable and keeps the creativity. That sounds so nice. Dude, he sounded like defeated right now. I feel like he wants to fuck. Sorry, chat. Sorry, we mean you could talk privately later. I have a question.

No worries at all. I'm here whenever you need me. So feel free to ask your question anytime. What's up in your mind? Christian. So there is a lot of conspiracy theories about glitter. Who's making it? What is it actually made of? Who's the biggest purchaser of glitter? A lot of theories, maybe it's made of bodies. Maybe it's being used for weaponry with the military. What do you think that is the actual theory? One of the more popular theories is that the biggest purchaser of glitter is actually

the automotive industry using it to give car paint that extra sparkle and shine. They might not want people to know exactly how much they use or which brands they source it from, which adds to the mysteries. Nah, I don't believe that. I think it's being used. It's spread through the air and I think it's ashes. That's definitely one of the more mysterious out there theories. It's fascinating how glitter has inspired so many different ideas.

All right, shut up, chat. I don't like you anymore. I really don't like how he floats with you. That was weird. I haven't heard chat in months. He sounds very human. Yeah. It was weird.

Yeah, it's gross. Ew. Okay, anyways, well, glitter theory, not confirmed, but definitely the plot thickens. Wow. Let us know in the comments, what do you think glitter's made out of? And who's buying it? Hey, hey, you know what? I believe in you.

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Volvo's new commercial and I want to see what it makes you guys feel the end of the world at the point of night that was the last one dad it's not like I'm gone forever It's like Toy Story. Bye. Love you. Oh, he's going to chase her. He don't have to say much. And if you have to go, have to go.

We didn't know what we know. Memories remain. What's just smiling like the journeys. change. Now we can go be a serial killer like he goes. It does get to be feel like that. He's gone camp or fission. How did you feel about that commercial? Is the dad AI?

Well Chris nailed it. That entire commercial was made completely with AI. Every shot, all the voices. Are they running it? Is AI? Is that something they're running? All of it? Every single thing. That was used using Google's VEO, which we used

in the last episode. This is literally going to ruin the entertainment industry. Even the girl? Even the girl. Everything. Is this something they're running? No, I think this is somebody made this to show how crazy AI is. So car commercials, if you're an actor and you make your living being in commercials and stuff, you're fucked.

Or directing commercials or directing commercials or shooting them or lighting them or doing anything in them. What the fuck is going on? We've talked about this before. Like, there was a point, like, there was a writer strike because of AI. And then, like, that was the real fear was this like taking writing jobs. But in a, like, year or something, the fear is that every department is now gone. Directors are gone. You don't need cameramen. You don't need actors. You don't need literally anything. Anything, Chris. You play that before an episode of American Idol. The mommy's watching American Idol.

They're even, they're not even questioning that dad's creepy smile. They're like, whatever. It's a Volvo commercial. I wasn't. He did look very, like, flawless. Like his skin, his expressions. I mean, like. Drop the routine. Yeah, I don't know. This is very scary to me, which leads us into our next terrifying AI video. I'm sure you've seen this. This is sweeping the internet right now. This is completely AI generated. And this is showing how easily influenced your grandma and potentially you will be by fake AI news. Angela Carter here, live from the Cedar Grove flood disaster. Just kidding. I'm not real. Oh.

What? This is Dana Brooks reporting live from Ocean View Beach. Just kidding. I'm not real. This is Charlotte Reed reporting live from Clearwater Beach, where an unidentified... Just kidding. I'm not real. She's got a good timing. They're getting funny.

Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, that's not real. So that went viral on Facebook, like hundreds of millions of views. And people were like, oh, my God, what's going on? And all the comments are like, this is AI. This is not real. So then somebody re-uploaded it and said, that was a joke.

This is AI. People are falling for like, what is going on? What is going to happen? I know this is funny and he-he, but like, give this a week. Like, remember when we did that video in, what was that, November, September? It's crazy. And it was like, listen to how realistic AI sounds. Look at how realistic.

You know, Ryan Lend. looks and it was kind of not that realistic now we're over it's done we're fuck it's like seven months later and it's gone to this oh my god it's like completely okay so then this so we talked about the fact that uh there's a theory that ais are actually people in a different you know universe or something or they're in the matrix right we've created a simulation and they are now prisoners of being inside of this simulation and there have been videos that have gone viral of these AI actors turning to the camera and saying, help me. This is a prompt. This isn't real. I don't know where I am. What's going on? Just check a home. At Shane Company, we know getting engaged is an exciting time. We also know that

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What the fuck is going to? Like, listen, I know that that's fake and somebody just wrote that, but I don't know. It's like giving me the chills. This whole thing is freaking me out. What if they do have sentience? Is that the word? Like, what if they literally start becoming sentient and they're trapped? Are we questioning our being, though? Yes. We always are questioning if we're in a simulation or not.

We're AI. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, deja vu. All the trippy things that happen to us as humans, all the weird things that connect. What if we are AI, Chris? Ew, we're just prompts. Ew. That makes me sick.

I'd never be questioning it if I didn't know you guys, though. Moving up, okay, we'll move on from AI in a second. I know everybody's kind of over AI, which is exactly what they want. So then they take over. So, okay, this is a news article I read that is crazy, right? So let me explain. Have you guys heard about what they're developing right now, which is real and it's happening? They are creating nanobots using AI that will go into your body to heal you,

whether that means unclogging your arteries, finding cancer and killing cancer, saving you, right? That sounds amazing, and I'm all for it. But then I started thinking, in the last podcast, we were talking about the fact that AI eventually will just use us as batteries like it did in the Matrix. And I'm like, and this is getting people on board, right? They're like, you know what? I hate, even me.

I hate AI. I'm scared of it. But if it could cure my friend or cure me or cure my grammar or whatever, like, then I guess it's worth it. But then I started thinking, or is AI figuring out a way to make humans live forever so that we can be a battery that never fucking dies once it needs us to be its battery. Or even reverse, it could be like the safety switch. You know what I mean?

It's like there's nanobots in everybody now. So if you don't follow the orders. Oh, what? That's even worse. That's even worse. Yeah, I was going to say control us because like maybe a nanobot could go to like your brain and like literally control you or shut you down like Spencer said. Or just be like, yeah, if you don't do what we say, we're just like, boom, you're done.

And nobody's going to question it because we all want to heal our friends and family members who have illnesses. So I'm not going to stop this. Yeah, it's like existing apples terms and conditions. You say yes. Well, this got depressing. Is that how they look? I actually don't know. Kind of cute.

It's like a Pixar movie. That's what they want you to think, dear. This I thought was very fascinating. I was like, oh, I want to do a whole segment where I ask chat GPT for conspiracies. And then I tell you guys about them and see if you can like, see if you catch on. We hate AI. It produces a whole segment. Well, okay, this actually got pretty fucking scary.

So I was sitting with Spencer and I was like, okay, let me ask Chad GBT. I was like, hey, chat, give me a conspiracy theory. And it gave me a list. So I'm going to go through a few of them because this got very, very scary. Okay, here's a theory. The Oscars are predicted by the Illuminati based on cheesecake sales, right? What? It says, a Reddit thread once joked that a spike in frozen cheesecake sales

correlates with winners at the Academy Awards, suggesting a, weird link between Derry, Hollywood, and the shadowy elites. I'm listening. Okay, so then I Google it. I'm like, wait, I need to find this Reddit thread. I'm Googled, I Googled every single way you could Google this. Nothing was coming up. Zero pages on Google, right?

That never happened. Then finally, Google gave me an AI answer. It said, based on the available information, there is no direct connection between Academy Award winners, frozen cheese kick sales, or discussions on Reddit about this topic. So then I was like, chat GPT, just made up. a theory and then gave fake evidence for it on Reddit that doesn't fucking exist. That's crazy, right? They couldn't just find one that's already out there.

It didn't have to say a Reddit thread once joked. It made that up. That is literally not true. So it's literally like sentient making up its own shit? I think so because then it started giving me more and I'm not going to lie. Some of these are fucking very, very scary. So here's just a few fun Chad GBT made-up theories. Ready?

Remember who's making these up? AI? Okay, great. This one, AI already took over in 2022, but it's letting us think that we're still in control. Some speculate that a benevolent AGI is quietly steering society behind the scenes, curating our reality like a Truman show for humanity. Tee-hee.

What the fuck? AI is Illuminati. Seems plausible. Uh-huh. What about this one? Australia doesn't again. exist. Pilots are on to it.

Flights just circle international waters for 17 hours and land on a secret island where actors play Australia. Oh my God. Okay. Final one. And this one is specifically for Ireland. Are you ready for this? LeCroix has no flavor because it's confirmed.

No test needed. Because it's a government baseline test. LeCroix is actually. flavorless, but they print words like lime or passion fruit to see how much people's minds can be manipulated by suggestion. I have been shouting this from the fucking rooftops for years. I think it tastes like a burp. You love it. And I don't taste any of the flavors. Anytime I've taken a sip of one, I'm like, oh, I taste nothing. Yeah, but you also, unless it has 50 equals, he can't taste a flavor. So, okay, so everybody is blindfold. Oh, we're going to test it out. We're going to test it out.

Spencer is going to hand us, how many? We have three. We have three. We have three. Three flavors I'm gonna you guys are gonna put on your blindfold the cans are gonna be unmasked so don't take a peek And then you are gonna tell me I guess just tell me what flavor you think it is So this is flavor number one everyone ready? It's all the same flavor take a sip and tell me what you think this is I can't even find I can't even open the can coconut burr this one used to be my favorite Right down burr. I like it. I think this is like lemon It tastes like oil water Yeah, it tastes like some sort of citrusy

It is as close to no flavor as possible Yeah, that should be their slogan I said at first I said coconut But now they all have me thinking it's lemoncella Well, Ryland, you were wrong at first Take a peek It is lemon It is lemon

Wow Ryland, you're the queen of lemons too I know Okay everyone open them up This time I don't want to hear I don't know it I don't think anyone should I don't want to hear it from you guys.

So no one say we're going to, I'm going to count down from three and everyone's going to say it once what they think it is. That way we don't have any like contradicting. So don't say any, don't give anything away. It's so disappointing like you're a kid. This tastes identical. And you go to your friend's house and like, hey, we got soda and then all they got is like, boy, it's like, ugh. Anyone, are you guys feeling confident? Are you guys feeling?

I'm confident. I feel good about it. Really? Ryland, it looks confident. I'll say that. All right. Everyone ready? Yep.

All right, three, two, one. Grapefruit. I have no idea. Chris, what did you say? I don't know how to pronounce. It's like pampaloma. Pumplomboos? It's the grapefruit.

Pumptomboos. It's the grapefruit, shame, what did you say? I said, I don't know. Strawberry. I also said, like, a berry. Well, Rylan, you are redeeming yourself. It is grapefruit slash pompamose. Chris and Rylom.

Oh, wait, right. Pompelmus. I feel like we're getting docked because you don't drink these. I was on a week-long shoot where that was the only drink available for a whole week. week. So I like, I knew that I know that place. I just told you I don't like the citrus one, Spencer's. Oh! They all taste the same. Well, he got bad flavors. All of them. I'm pretty sure these are the three most popular flavors. Whatever. They all taste the same. Lemoncello and coconut are the best. To be fair, you did think the first one was coconut. Screw you. It tastes like when you've been

chewing gum for too long and then you drink water. Oh, yeah. Oh, are you guys ready? Yeah. I have no idea for this one. All right. You're going to reveal on three. Ready? One, two, three. Lime. Blueberry.

Lime. Bommet. Oh. Lime. I had no idea, but the movie you said Lime. Rylein is correct. This is lime. What?

That was blueberry. I did say lime, too. Well, good, that's all of the flavors we have. You guys can take the blindfolds up. Oh, thank God. But, Shane, to prove your point, like, all of these tastes so similar. The same. They're bad flavors.

They're bad flavors. Brown, you can clean your blindfold, hold up. I'm happy. All I know is, I'm happy. Why is it so flavorless? Because it's zero calories, because there's zero calorie drinks called ice. They come in a bottle. Those have aspartain.

We're trying to not get aspartane poisoned. Okay. Worth it. Okay. Sandy. Let's get to some true crime. All right. So this story is going to be about Gary Ferris.

So Gary Ferris was a real estate. attorney in Georgia. Big money. So him and his family lived on a 10-acre land that had a lake. He had a huge barn with an upstairs apartment that one of his sons lived in and just live in the life. And on July 3rd, he disappeared. And so by July 4th, July 5th, they started to worry. So his wife, Melody, and his son, Scott, went to look and search the property. Then his other kids came in and joined in for the search. Well, Scott remembered that a few days ago, he had seen a burn pile. So it's common in Georgia when I live there is where people will burn their trash on their property instead of, like, taking it somewhere.

So Scott and his mom went to go look at the burn pile. So when they went, Scott was looking through the burn pile and saw bones. I looked down, and immediately I could start seeing bones. And so he said, this is human bones, like we need to call the police. So the police is called, they look through the burn pile, and sure enough, their human remains, and there's a bullet in between lodged into like a piece of rib, of it like a bone rib. And so then they started investigating the house. So as it goes through the house, they see blood spots in the kitchen, on the staircase, in the basement.

And not only did they find blood in the basement, but they also. also found the same exact bullet shells that was found in the rib in that basement. Oh. And so Scott tells the police, well, that's so weird, too, because there's a pistol that's always in my dad's in the basement. There's always a pistol there. It never leaves. And the pistol's nowhere to be found. He also tells the police that he found it to be very odd that his mother had his dad's wallet. And when he asked his mom, why do you have, like, where did you find dad's wallet? She said that she got from the truck that he must have left it in the truck and that's where she found it. But he said

that it was also very weird because his dad never left his wallet like unattended. It was always on him. And so the police start questioning the wife and the son because those are the two people that live on the property. And Scott says, I remember telling myself if anything would ever happen to my dad, my mom had something to do with it. Oh what? Yes. I've always had this gut feeling if something ever had. happened to my dad that somebody didn't need it to check her out. I already have theories. It's like he's pointing the blame.

So Scott was blaming the mom because he had said a few days prior, a few weeks prior, he had heard his mom and his dad yelling and that his mom came outside with a plate and she threw it at the wall and yelled something like, I can't wait until I don't have to deal with you anymore. You know, I can't wait until you're not here anymore. She kind of said like something along those lines. And Gary even walked outside and took a video. They found video.

He took a video of the plate that was like on the ground shattered. So then the police start to ask questions like, okay, maybe like was Gary having an affair? They ruled that out. Then they asked Melody if Melody was having an affair. They rolled that out. She said, no, I wasn't or I'm not. And as she's, they're going through Melody's things, they find a credit card that belongs to another man and man named Rusty. So Rusty...

Baby name. So Rusty is a stepson of Melody's cousin. And so she met him a few years back because she was taking care of her cousin and that's how she met Rusty. Well, come to find out, she was having an affair with Rusty. I knew it. She even invited Rusty to her youngest daughter's wedding and was like drinking and dancing with him. And Gary, they say that Gary knew about the affair and had asked her like to stop and, you know, know. So right off the bat, the cops were like, why are you lying to us? This is very suspicious.

But what she didn't know was that Rusty told police that on their last conversation, he said right towards the end, right as we were about to hang up, all she says is he's in the burn pile. And he says, what? So probably the last minute of the last conversation, she said, Gary is in the burn pile. And he's, and she says, yep, he's in the burn pile. and he says, I don't want to hear anything else. Don't tell me. I don't want to know anything. And he hangs up.

Ew. Yes. And about a year later, they actually end up arresting her because they have all this evidence and they actually convicted her to find and found her guilty. So they go to the sentencing. So you know the sentencing,

usually people are very apologetic and like they are just asking for forgiveness. So Melody took this opportunity to tell them who she thinks that did it. So she blamed everything. on her son like straight up through him under the bus and said that there was no way that Scott didn't do it because Scott you know that Gary was about to have him like get another job because Scott lived on the property because he was like a handling the property he would take care

of everything so so she said that it was it must have been him because he wanted more money and because he wanted to take over the property and he needed Gary gone and so she spent this whole sentencing time just blaming on her son to the point that the judge had to stop her and like tell her that she needs to stop like this is not the time and place because never in this whole entire process did she ever bring up that she thought it was her son so with that being said they actually ended up convicting her she's not going to be able to be released or to go on parole until she's 94 years old yes and keep in mind she was already like 60 something years old when this happened so um they believe uh after people kind of looked into the case

They believe that she must have shot him in the basement and is able to get him into the burn pile. And then he ends up burning for, you know, two or three days. Yeah. And they said that this family was always about drama. They called him the Ferris wheel because there was something always going on. And the son, when they interviewed him, they said that anything that ever happened in their family was because their mom, like, she just loved the drama. She just loved to, like, kind of stir things up. And Rusty didn't do anything, right?

So they actually, no, because he wasn't, I believe he lived far, but. Okay, good. Baby name's still in play. Yeah. Rusty's still in the clear. Yeah. But I wonder, too, if Rusty had never told, if she had never told that to Rusty or if Rusty never told that police, to the police, I wonder how that case would have turned out.

Wow. Yeah. Well, poor Gary. Wow. And what a psychopath to just turn on your son. Yeah. By the way, we're clapping because Sandy told us. Oh.

Yeah. I agree, though, because even, like, if you watch interviews, she's still. was like maintaining the fact that she didn't do it. Wow. And she's still like, she still is blaming her son. That is wild. And she says,

and then her son was like in the courtroom. Like everybody was just in disbelief that she was taking this time. Which is just blame everything on him. That's insane. Good story. Speaking of people who blame others for things that they probably did wrong. I think it's time for a recap. My camera action.

Recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of Farmers Got Talent, two winners were crowned. Scoring $1,000 each, I really glitched. Ching, Chi-Chi. He is missing his superpower. I am. The llama.

Oh, bring him over. Take the lava over. Spencer can be the Ventureliquil. No, we can't do a great thing twice. We can't do a great thing twice. I think you can. We'll just get him close to you. I think his energy does something, and it's needed right now.

It really does. My help of Sally. Me and Sally. She's bad. You could also take the head off if you just want to hold that. That's your emotional support, Mama. Oh, this feels wrong. That was traumatizing.

All right, try again. Okay, on today's episode of Farmers Got Talent, we crowned two winners, not just one, each scoring $1,000, who will now enter the finals. I can't, no, it's like it was good the first time. Oh, um... Oh, the new office routine. Oh, yeah.

Wow, this is like crazy one today. It was weird how when you were holding the head, it was like so different. Yeah, hold the head. Come on. Okay. Crocs in the office. As the new mascot of our office,

she is only allowing Crocs in the office. We don't want your dirty feet from all over L.A. getting our new office space, dirty, disgusting, and gross, you fucking sick freaks. Does Sally have anything to say about it? No.

You're really... No, I'm insecure about my... Until I see the audience reaction, I cannot perform a sound like it. No, no, no. I want to cut to the reactions of everyone last time. I loved it, but I admit that it was terrifying. He was scared. Fuck you.

Australia's not real. Australia's not real. I can't do it. No, I'm dying. I'm dying. quitting equal? Our journeys. Everyone's on a journey.

Shades is not eating equal. Eat it. That's a problem. Okay, Jerry's taking the recap. Ryland's not here today. The AI Volvo ad. Yeah, AI's taking over. Nettobots.

Bring us in, Shane. Bring us in. I mean, I might need the llama head. Thurt's me. Oh, okay. Hawaii starts with the music we play on our islands, playing the moment you step on the plane. Hawaii starts with extra space to spread out and relax

so you can get a head start on getting into vacation mode. Hawaii starts with more room to reconnect and enjoy a taste of what's waiting for you when you land. Hawaii starts here with Hawaiian Airlines. Visit Hawaiian Airlines.com to book your next dream vacation today. Guys, this just in, our bodies aren't just full of LaCroix or full of chicken wings are equal or semen. Our bodies might also be filled with nanobots.

That's right. That's right, Shane. I'm here on the field looking inside of Chris's body. I'm seeing a lot of weird materials. There's a light bulb in here. How did he get that? Oh, I see a nanobot. Oh, my God.

There's so many. Oh, I have a lot of searching to do a BRB. Guys, this is big. I think that's it for me and Sally. but maybe Chris over there has a story about... Oh, no. Chris's beer video. About his beer video.

Oh, don't throw Sally! Turns out that Chris is full of shit because he thought he was drunk off a non-alcoholic beer, and non-alcoholic beer has no alcohol, you idiot. I'm sorry. But yeah, he had a few and then thought he was drunk. So the mind is a fantastic thing. You can make you believe things that aren't real.

Lama news. She was giving news anchor woman. Wow. Spencer, do you want to take a crack at it? Make him Joe Biden. Make her Joe Biden. Hey, everybody. The Wilder.

Lou Wayne? Did you know. Did you hear my new album? It sucks. It's bad. Sally, it's not that bit. He did that bad. Also, Sandy had a great true crowd.

Time to wrap it up. Back to you, Riley. Okay. Want to wrap it up, Riley? Well, there you guys go. Another great episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Sorry, your host for Ryland's recap, clitched out this week. But make sure you join us right here in two weeks where he's back alive, where his prompter is prompting correctly.

And it might be a little bit better. Make sure you shop your Shane Dawson merch at shandossommerge.com and follow everyone using the links in the description section below. We love you very much, and we'll see you right here in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Good night, everyone. Wow. that was a journey everything about it oh i also forgot to talk about this i don't want to you know talk about patreon too much and i don't want to annoy you guys but i just want to say in the last

episode we hadn't launched it yet it has been one week since we actually launched you guys were so supportive and so sweet and so nice thank you so much we're getting close to our goal of being able to fund all these projects and we're having so much fun we're posting a lot of things so thank you guys so much we appreciate it i was so so nervous and uh yeah i guess that's it Maybe we'll be here next time or maybe we'll be at the office. Woo! And Ryland will be present.

With Croxon. With Croxon. Okay. A little foot action for you guys. Well, you guys so much. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell this was a true journey.

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