The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Labubu Conspiracy Theory!!

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

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Hi, I'm Danny L'Priori. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia. It's data brokers. These companies collect your personal information, including your browsing habits, where you live, and even who you're related to, and they sell it to the highest bidder. That's where ORA comes in. ORA automatically removes your personal info from data broker sites and keeps it off. It also monitors the dark web, safeguards your device.

devices, alerts you to real-time threats, and more. Start your free trial at ora.com slash control. That's a-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Guys, we're going to be talking about Labubo. I don't even want to think about it. Are those the little stuffed available? Yes, people are putting on their $20,000 purses. I'm like, you girls.

Labuboos are taking over the world, and you might say maybe the creator of these, Yes, it could have been that brilliant artist, but maybe the creator of these was the devil. That's right. The Lububu theory is that the boobos are the devil's hopers. You might think, ha-ha-tie, this is funny. I was so sick of seeing them around. I had to create this propaganda.

Rylum's behind this. Hey, what's some of you guys? Welcome back to whatever the hell this is, gay 90s edition. Except for Jared, who's odd, well, wait. Well, we'll get to the reveal in a second because you took a test earlier. But Jared, who's representing the autism community. When you say he took a test, did you like make him take a test to make sure before you let him wear the shirt?

It was on my own accord. Here's what happened. I found this shirt. So Jared is a honestly an autistic ally. You have been spreading the autistic awareness for literally years. But I saw this shirt online. This was targeted to me, by the way. which doesn't help the, like, speculation that I'm autistic.

There's a lot of speculation that all of us in this room are autistic in the comments. But Jared specifically, I would say you rank at the top of the speculation. Yeah, I probably go out of it. Jared, Lizzie, everyone else. I'm up there. I'm up there for sure. I feel it. But I saw this shirt and I was like, this is so cute.

I love it with the, you know, autism with the fucking skeleton with the guns. But then I brought it out and I was like, is this offensive? Because I do not want to offend that community because I love them. I don't want to do that. And then Jared was like, well, let me take a test. So? So I took a test, an official test, and the news is, I show autistic traits slightly above the population average. I'm a 14.

And shout out to this website for only $3,000. They could fully assess me and tell me if I'm really autistic. That's it. So wait, what were the questions? Can I tell when people's facial expressions are signifying how they feel? There's a lot of questions like that. Can I tell when someone's upset? Do I like to be in a large group of people?

Do I get upset when my routine is thrown off? Am I autistic? I literally like, wait a minute. I definitely have... See, this is the problem, though. This is why everyone on the internet self-diagnosis everything. Because they're giving a couple blanket questions, and everyone's like, it's me. Well, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you for taking the test and for, you know, not only are you an ally.

Now you're kind of maybe sort of in the community, just a little bit. I'm edged myself in, you know? If not, you could be the mask. at least. That's the goal. Okay. Why is that offensive? What am I?

Yeah, like, you know that was my first dream in life. So be a mascot? Yes. Like, I'd go to the basketball games with my dad and there was the jazz bear. And the jazz bear would do gymnastics throughout the stadium. Like, he'd be doing flips down the stairs. And that was what I first wanted to be. That was his first dream.

I wanted to be a garbage man. So, yeah. Period. Our kids are obsessed with garbage men. A garbage truck. They lose their fucking mind. think that like hannah montana or who's the new hannah montana do we have one no no okay speaking of gays and bears chris how was pride pride was awesome i had a really good time i think i'm gonna go to

la pride as well which is coming up sunday there's a difference yeah there's west hollywood pride and there's la pride there's also long beach pride but that's too far i could never so you saw gay people you saw yourself where you want to float you should have been uh no one's ever asked me but I would love that. That would be my dream. You should campaign. Next year, we will campaign for you to be on a float full of bears. Not that any of us are going to go down there to watch.

I'm just letting you know. Sorry. The parking is hard. I don't like crowds. We'll see it on Instagram and we'll be like, go Chris. Repost. Repost, share. Yeah, like.

I would cry. I'd be so happy. I actually almost cried this year. There was this beautiful moment that happened where there was this kid next to me who seemed very young and it's seen, like he was telling his friend. It's his first. pride and he was just like happy to be there and he seemed like kind of emotional about it and then there's i think it was p flag there's one of the people walking by where it's like parents

who are proud of their queer kids that are there and this like mom who had a free hug shirt saw the boy they like locked eyes and she like went like this and he was like and she walked over and gave him a hug and he like kind of cried like he got really emotional about it and hugged her and then another mom came and gave me hug and i wanted to cry it was like so beautiful and emotional. I was like, why is this healing so much? Okay, that's beautiful. Can I just say weird correlation? Because I have a specific memory of you walking around giving people free hugs. I think it was free hugs and high fives. And in the video, I was wearing a Justin Bieber shirt and was actually on the news. Pretty gay. Yeah. I was wondering how this wrapped around the

Pride Month. See, we did. We got there. There is a crop top. There is something about like, getting a real hug. Like when I hugged Mickey, it healed something in me. There's something about like a long real hug with someone that like, if you haven't done it. And that has disrupted my life.

Just watching that from the sidelines I wanted to die. Isn't this weird? Okay. Who in the room would consider themselves a hugger? And leave us a comment letting us know are you a hugger or an anti-hugger? Huggers, raise your hands.

I mean, it depends on this scenario. Wow, wow. I'm a hugger in relationship to you. Well, not stop hugging you. me. That's what I'm saying, but I don't hug others. I'll hug my husband and my baby, but like, I'm not hugging this guy. Really? Yeah. Wow, I am

such a hugger. Jared, we're both huggers. I am, but I can sense when a non-hugger is around me that I don't hug. Yeah. But when two huggers unite, it's it gets pretty physical, pretty quick. It gets pretty emotional. We're touching tips.

Oh, yeah. So it's a cancer thing again. Oh, it must be. Because Rylent's whole family is not hugs, but they all hug me. And I'm like, are they only hugging me because they know I'm a hugger? Well, no, the person sets the precedent. So, like, you and Jared are hugers, so people comply. But do you like when I hug you?

Well, you, yes. Oh, I guess we're just good. But it's not like, like, I'm not going to hug Spencer goodbye. That would be so weird. I don't think. You would be such a good hugger, I think. I don't like to hug. Really?

But where does you're and Jared's affinity for hugging stem from? Like, was your family huggers? I don't know. I don't know either. Whoa. It's just something we were born with. I don't know if you can explain a true hugger. I guess we're just full of love.

We just have a lot to share. We radiate it. Yeah. Okay, guys. Well, first of all, I have a big announcement, but before we get to that big announcement, this is a little announcement that kind of goes along with the big announcement. You guys might see Spencer has a co-host. That's right.

From Colorado. Yes. Okay. So if you guys don't know, when we used to do the show, In Colorado, we had our alpaca friend. He was always behind Chris. We were going to try to put him behind Chris, but there was really no room with everything going on over here.

So you guys are distanced right now, but don't worry, you'll be able to hug later. I was so happy when I saw my alpaca friend. Right? It's like a friend from the coast. So he's back. And the reason is because we packed up a bunch of things from Colorado and shipped it here in a pod, which was scary.

And because we were getting things for the new office, which I'm pretty sure in real time right now, the Patreon has not launched yet. But in the future, when you're watching this, if you signed up, thank you so much. We're so appreciative of the support and the love. And if it flopped and nobody signed up, that sucks. Yeah, fuck you guys. No hugs for you.

Oh, yeah. So thank you guys so much. If you signed up, thank you. There should be right now the first episode of the like docu series where we're trying to get an office and trying to build a production company and stuff. And there's probably one or two episodes of the office party podcast and a bonus video. But right now we're documenting the whole. process of trying to find this office, trying to get into it, trying to build a set. We currently have been going through some legal issues. It's gotten pretty dramatic on the office vlogs, if you're

watching those. So we don't know if we have an office yet. So we are still currently shooting in this room, but this could potentially be the last time we're in here. Oh my God. I know. That's huge. I know. It's really scary because I love this room so much. But I'm just so excited to finally have the office and finally be able to like have the set up and have everything done and like very very excited so thank you guys if you're following that journey um anyway so yes alpaca is here she will be going to the office hopefully soon if we ever get in there we literally just have a pod sitting out front full of furniture for it and Shane he's been so excited he's been furniture shopping so he's just been dropping stuff like in the gym and like there's just furniture for the office everywhere so in a world in which it doesn't pan out we just have furniture everywhere which is entertaining for you guys guys, because things are a fucking disaster. Because you bought three desks? Because I bought multiple desks for a space that doesn't, maybe doesn't exist yet. Anyways, I will say just on a side note, Spencer, you're totally giving me my strange

addiction vibes and like you're married to this alpaca. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm in love with the stuffed animal. I can see that head going through a moon roof and a car driving down the freeway. It would be very cool. I could see that head. I could see them at pride. Also, can I just say, I never explained why it was gay 90s.

I just, like, right past it. So what happened was, Lizzie came over in her Kevin Bacon shirt, 90s icon, and then Spencer, I gave him this, like, denim moment, very, like, 90s. And then me, I'm wearing this denim very 90s. And then you, you brought out some denim. Chris looks kind of like a 90s skater boy. And then Jared is rocking the 90s autism, which maybe didn't even have a name back then. It didn't.

It was non-diagnosed, and I couldn't be prouder to live in a time when there's awareness. Gay 90s is also what they call Palm Springs Oh really? Because you're either gay or in your 90s If you live in Palm Springs Or both or both Which is huge Oh my God, the big news I didn't even say it

Okay guys Well you guys Well you guys are really big news to you guys But it's big news to you guys but also really not Because only big news if you live in New York Is this just smaller? No it's big news Don't second guess

You think it's big news I got insecure for a second But everybody in this room Except for listen We are currently on a billboard. In like Times Square, New York, right above the M&M store. It's like such a good placement. This is crazy.

So let me explain how this happened and why this happened. So when I was teetering around with the idea of doing a Patreon, they did say to me like, well, you know, if you do it, we could give you a billboard. And I was like, well, I don't want that because like the idea of me alone on a billboard where people could like deface it. Like I was just, I wasn't excited about that. I didn't like the idea of that. I could just see, like, somebody taking a picture, like, 0.5 in front of it, like, pretending that I'm sucking their dick. Do you know what I?

My brain just went through that process. So I was like, no. It's pretty cool. No, I'm just like, if somebody has the balls to take out their dick in Times Square and really, like, frame that out. I don't think they have to take their dick at it. I think it's more of just a pelvic thrust torridged. Oh, I was picturing the art. Like, the person's on the ground.

What do you think New York is? The dick's huge in the face. The dick's huge. Do we have to go to New York now and have him do this? Stop fantasizing about it. That is one of the most exciting things I've heard in a very long time. I can't imagine that. Baby, we're on a billboard.

That's insane. And then Colby, who did the photo shoot, who's incredible, I texted him, and he was so excited. He's like, I've been manifesting. One of my goals for the year was to have my work on a billboard. This is crazy. I was like, oh, my God. And then he's like, are you all flying to New York to go see it? And I was like, yeah.

FaceTime us. I was like, yeah, and he's like, I am, so I think he's going to go there. It's like Chris at Pride. We'll see it on social media. Chris, honestly, if you want to go, I will pay for your trip to go there and vlog and see the billboard in person. But see, even he's like, I don't want to do that. It's just a lot. Like, going to New York.

Well, if you're in New York and you see the billboard, please send us a picture. Let us know. Don't do that. You gave the idea. This was your vision. I was just excited by it. It would be hard. It's like high up.

So hopefully no one, if someone's right in front of the billboard thrusting, then honestly, can. Good for you, yeah, good for you acrobat. Yeah, exactly. But please someone take a picture of it. I want to see it so bad. I'm so excited. Oh my God, before we get to our break, we haven't even brought this up. Did we bring this up last time or no?

What? Lizzie's pregnant. Oh, I did get pregnant. Thank you. She didn't have 202, baby. Yes. Wow. I did do that.

So excited for you. Are you excited? Are you nervous? I'm very excited. I manifested this, so it's like, I had it coming. I just don't feel great. She was throwing up all morning. Oh, I'm sorry.

But it's like, I'm super, if I wasn't sick, I'd be like, I wish I was sick. Right. Do you know the gender yet? I think it's a girl. Oh. I just feel like this tiny extra rage burning in my gut that only could be female energy. Oh. So it's like, it's got to be, it's got to be a girl.

Right. Yeah. Well, we're all excited about how, wait, how many months? When's a delivery? or do you know? This is the crazy part. She's coming this year. Oh my God.

She'll be here before Christmas. No. Isn't that crazy? Oh, my God. Yeah. Wow. I love pregnant Lizzie, so I'm excited. I think I'll be a little bit more fun when it's, because this is definitely like a lot more different than the first time.

Because the first time it would like really take something to aggravate a throw up. But now it's like, I've had water. Oh, no. Let's get rid of it. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. Yes, what it is. Wow.

Well, we're going to take a quick. little break go throw up if you need to and then or don't I don't I feel I'll hold it or do it do it on me no no no I'll do it yeah for sure and when we come back we're gonna play a special game and we have a big surprise see you there bye hey sorry to interrupt the episode please don't go anywhere guys I have something very important to talk about I don't know if you're aware of this but the weather oh she's changing it's no longer hoodie weather sweater weather bundle up under a blanket weather It is take a look at my full body blanket weather. Ew.

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Okay, we're back. And oh my God, who is that? Oh, it's Steve Harvey or Dr. Phil or one of the people, Spitzer, is usually... Something seems different about you. Something seems a little different about Steve. Oh, no, I'm just Steve Hardley here. Okay, so let me explain why Rylan, I mean, who? Well, okay, because I started thinking about it, Spencer is really good at impressions,

not to, like, set this up to, you know, have you fail. Yeah, yeah. But you're really, like, in real life, we'll be, like, talking about something. He'll just do an impression. I'm like, that was crazy. Like, that was really good. And I was like, I feel sad now that you're not playing these games. So I was like, Rhineland always wants to be the host.

Let's have Spencer take his place, play the game. Now, Ryanland's a host. Everybody's happy. Everybody's happy. I have no business impersonating anybody. If you've seen the show at all, you know, I can't. As you're wearing a full costume to be, Steve Harvey. Well, I'm honestly myself as this character because I've never seen or.

experience this man in action. Just do your thing. I'm just, I'm just me as a bald man and a pink blazer. Just smile real big. That's a Steve Harvey thing. I'm going to let you go, baby. Okay. Count me in.

Three, two, one. Hello, and welcome to Celebrity Dinner Party, the one and only game where our guests gather around the dinner table and impersonate their favorite or most popular celebrities. Tonight, we have an all-star cast, the best we've ever seen before. Chris, Lizzie, Spencer, I forgot your name.

Shane and Jared are all competing. What's the shock, Lizzie? You forgot your husband's name. I blacked out enraged because he looked like the network had to me. Oh, I get it. And I started thinking, oh, this man signing my paycheck and he can fire me as host of the show. He just periodically pet the alpaca.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I could bring him in frame. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think that would be very cool. Sally is my co-host tonight, and she will be keeping a close eye on all of you. If you break the rules or say a catchphrase that a celebrity is known for, you are fired.

Wait, can Sally, can you show what it looks like when Sally says no? That's not going to work for us, right, Sally? No, we won't run it. No, no, no. Okay, and in the first round, you all have cards. If you look at your cards, you'll find out who you're impersonating.

in this first round at the dinner party. Are we allowed to look at? Don't look. Oh, no. No. I looked. All right, you'll see your cards are numbered. The competition starts right now.

And here we go. Pick number one, and we'll start the dinner party. Make sure to eat your lasagna in character ladies. There's not enough cap. What is he talking about? Oh, I'm done, but I'll be back for seconds. That is a ding. Where's a dinger?

Do I have a dinger? I think we forgot it. Oh, we forgot the dinger. Ding! Just ding! Very eccentricose. He got a ding! Who was it? Jared.

A.k.a. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yes. I won. That's minus a point. Steve. Steve. Steve. That game is stupid. What the hell? I don't know who any of these people are. I'm fucking annoyed. You need a chill. You need a good stiff drink and a fun night out. Knocking boots. Sucking dicks. Selling bitcoins and stuff.

Sucking dicks, you say. I could suck the skin off all of your dicks right now. If I could gain control of my lips. Me and this fellow might have a lot in common. Okay, ladies, while we're eating our lasagna, I would like to ask a prompt. Okay. If your belly button dispensed any condiment forever, what would it be and why? My belly button would be full of spit.

I also have problems with things spitting on me. Sally, have you been spitting on people? Am I allowed to... Yes, actually, she might have. Steve, am I allowed to make a guess, Steve? Three, two, portals open. Is Spencer a fellow from Bill and Ted? A Keanu Reeves fellow?

No. Okay, guesses, guesses. Um, gay. I am not. How dare you? What the hell are you? I just... This is just my voice.

I know who shows us. I love your voice, funny fellow. I hate your voice. Are you Joan Rivers? Yes, that was Joan Rivers. Woo! How is the gay community here? That I really don't know.

So Lizzie and Shane get a point. Jared is minus one. I do get a point. Thank you. Is the portal still open? Yes. Is Lizzie Huck to a girl? Huck, yeah.

Oh! So Lizzie gets another point, Spitzer gets a point. Huck to and spit all that thing. The downfire of this cut of chair. Portals closed, by the way. Chop the shit. Nobody's getting a chance to taste their lasagna. So only people talk when you're asked the prompt.

Jared, I haven't heard much from you. So what's something totally legal that feels really illegal when you do it? I don't know how to even respond to that. And honestly, I spent so much time of show business. Lizzie? I did go to jail for something. I know that much to be true about who I am as a person.

Hold on. Let me back up my little cart. Beem, beep, beep. Oh, I know who she is. Anyways, whatever I did to put myself in jail is something that I would probably do I think, I know she is, too. Okay, Portals out of dispenser.

Is she the dance mom woman? Who, what's the name? I don't freaking know. Oh, Abby Lee Miller. What the freak? You were this close. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia.

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Start your free trial at ORA.com slash control. That's A-U-R-A-A-com slash C-O-N-T-R-O-L for your free trial. That's aura.com slash control. And you blew it. Okay, half points to Shane and Spencer, one point to Lizzie. So please, I don't remember anything from this main property. Are you Napoleon Dynamite? Yes. Oh, really?

So Shane gets a point. Spencer gets a point. I don't remember the movie. Such an idiot. Can I just pass? Are you Mylis Aris? Yes. What?

That's the best you got, y'all? What? It just feels like it's an April shower. It never stops raining. And I was crazy. How did you know? I wasn't. Well, because he said he double life.

Portals closed. Chris, what's your go-to lie when you're trying to leave a party? My go-to lie? I mean, it's difficult because everything I say is like, I just can't stand being at a party. I can't stand people. They're awful. I wish they would all die!

That's a real reckless thing to say right there. Sorry about that. Wow. Steve, Steve, I regret my answer. Can you delete it? Steve, rewind the tape. Steve, Steve, Steve. I'm sorry, we're lying to tape.

Steve. Steve? This, Steve. This fellow says Steve a lot right here. Okay, Spencer. Same question goes to you. Portal, portal! That's a, that's going to be American young man asking a question right there.

Go ahead. Just go ahead. This is really good. Okay. Let me ask you a new question. What's the weirdest thing that's ever turned you on unexpectedly? Oh, I like an ice cream. Ice cream.

Come. That's good. Yeah, that's why I think about that. This is a correct. Okay, pull us open. Love him. Joe, wow. Shane got it first.

Anybody have any guesses for Chris' character? No, oh my God. What are you? Not a single guess. Have you never seen my show? I have no idea. But I'm going to try to make it work. It's strange being so much young.

Is the portal still open? It is. As a woman who likes to play by the rules, I'm going to have to guess that you are Tim Gunn. Yes, thank God. Very good. Make it work. That's all I can say.

Make it work. Go, go, go. Do what? Go so. It's worth work. I thought it was re-pol. Okay, portal's closed, but I will ask Elizabeth a question. What's your go-to?

I'm lying and you can tell face. Oh. This is a subtle one, because it's also just my face. Oh, I like a look at that face. Oh, my God. I really do. It's so funny being around so many old people. What's it like being elderly?

Hey, I'm not old. Who the fuck are you? I wish I could. known for my one thing, but sorry, go ahead. I hate it, boys, get it. Shane, if you were a... Who is Shane? Oh, my.

Mystery person. If you were a sex toy, what would you be and why? I would never stick something up my orifice. That would be intriguing, though. Can I open the portal? We can open the portal. The Grinch. Yes, I'm the Grinch!

Oh! Thank God, I was hurting my face. Check your character My stupid daughter Just got fired for a dumb comment Oh no While the portal is still open We're still waiting on Chris

Are you Ozzy Osborne Yes You are all of you fellow's three Dimension Yes Are you still your first person Possibly Oh my God

What's something about yourself That we don't know Well let's see I'm a genius. I am the youngest one in the room. Are you boss, baby? I'm not a baby. Are you stupid, although I... Are you stupid, oh, thank God.

I don't want to... Yeah, that was pretty good, Chris. I don't... Thank you. Mom. Mom. Excuse me, I don't want to dampen the mood, but I don't think the portal is open.

Oh. So I think you have to... No! That gets five of the opposite of what I like. to get you. Jared, I don't think I've given you a question in a while. If you had to describe your bedroom as a Yelp review, what would it say?

Aval. Can I say something? I think ding, ding, ding. That's a ding. And a ding is a minus a point. That's an answer. Minus one. Can you ask me a question?

I think so. Question you must ask him. I will ask you the same since he had a ding. If you had to describe your bedroom vibe As a Yelp review, what would it say? Tired. Sats. Lumpy.

He rules. And a lot of things falling off. Cortals open. Eeyer. It was Eeyer. I couldn't get it out fast enough. Makes me feel downright peaceful. Uh, Yoda.

Thank you. Eyes, match, smack. One and one. Eeyore rocks. I'm hungry. I'd like to go to one of my favorite stores. Oh, I'd love to host you at one of my East Coast summer houses. Um, um, um, I'm, Martha Stewart.

Oh, we got it. Okay. Christopher. What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever fantasized about in a public setting? I mean, listen, all the thoughts I have are an appropriate darling if we're being honest with ourselves. Everyone he gets his British? Let me just say something. I love that you are.

So honest. It's turning me on a little bit. Okay, Elizabeth. Which food item is secretly very erotic to you? And don't say banana. Be original. Wow, that's crazy because I was going to say banana because I'm a woman who makes the calls. I'm not a woman who gets told what to call.

Do you know what I'm saying? I pass the judgment. I bang the gavel. I'm in. I don't know how to do this person. Comfies. I'm horny. And I have comfies.

Are you the Joker? Are you a Lubbubu? Damian, shut up. Mark, fuck off. I'm the queen. Okay, that's a ding ding. Oh. Are you kidding me?

Okay. I was Barbara. I was Barbara from Short Day. Demon Barbara. She's horny, has money. I love Barbara. I love Barbara too. Guys, I see what you're doing right now.

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Okay, if you don't have a character, you can impersonate, well, you can always go to your next car. Jerry, he has the next question. If your friends had to give you a warning label, what would it say? It would say, um, uh, this guy is too awesome. He's very famous in an on a TV show.

And, uh, what was the question? What do you think of my lasagna? I, I hate it because it's gross and it's greasy and I don't do greasy food. The portal is now open. If I had to guess, based off of everything that this young man is said in my court of law, I would say he might be the blonde man, from Love on the Spectrum.

Yes, I finally go. My people. 14%. Is this like Judge Judy, perhaps? That is exactly who I am, young man. Beauty fades. Dumb is forever. The portal is now closed.

No. My face hurts so bad. The portal is open. What do you guys think, Shane is? Someone just look at my face. Can you do something else that you usually do with your face? This is all I do. And you're famous for that?

That's, well, I'm actually two people. Hold on. Ask me a question. If your entire personality had to be summed up in a kitchen appliance, what are you? That's such a good question. Thank you. I love that question because it really ties back to my childhood. Oh, I know. It is really interesting.

A lot of things I say are interesting. I'm not even trying. It just happens to be that way. The portal is open. Megan Merkel? And? Drew Baymore? No, the lady from the interview.

Oh, does anyone know her? No, but it's her famous enough interview. But it's the lady from the interview. So why did you say yes to doing this show? Because it's you. The portal's closed, by the way. How do you think you would do on the open seas, ma'am? I don't do open seas.

I sleep a lot, and that's about it. Do you often take it to the air? I've taken to the air recently. Explain. I don't. Funny man. I am a funny man, but I don't emote much. But here's the plan.

Oh, God. Is the portal ready to be open? Yes, the portal's open. Okay, Nathan for you. Nathan Fielder. I hope you're hungry for nothing. Okay, the vaping, who is this? Stop vaping, girl.

It's not even a big part of her. I saw the card. It's not even a big part of her character. This might be the biggest part of my character, actually. Girl, I can't see her shoes. Let's get them on cam. Horrible at impressions. I second.

Wendy Williams. Tannenmojo, yes. Thank God. Thank God. The tea is exceptionally good today. Were you with Wendy Williams? Yeah. Okay, hold on.

Yeah. What's your ideal date? Sorry, I'm taking over this dinner party. I'm more famous than you anyways. There's a portal to open. My ideal date, I start at home and I take a shower. My annoying neighbor won't shut his trap. I hate neighbors.

I go to a fancy restaurant, not serving burgers. I think I think I know who you are Whoopty freaking do Can you open the portal Would you please open the portal? The portal is open Sweetbird

Michelle Obama Barack Obama And Captain Jack Sparrow Well did anyone want to guess The remaining, Shane's is very obvious I mean, come on, it's parents Okay, so Shepard gets one And Spencer gets one

Was that all of Chris's cards? No, I have people Okay, Jared I like you know who he is? The laugh should give it away. Oh, is it Bia? Yes. Yeah, saw your ass on Beavis and Butthead, yeah.

The fucks. Yeah. One and one. We're just racking him off. I got very hard ones, I feel. This reminds me of when I was a kid, there was a kid in my neighborhood, and he used to blow up Capri's sons. And one time he blew up so many Capri's sons, we tied him to a little armless kid, and he floated away. Hi, I love caprisons.

Oh, Sophia Vagata? Yes. Wow, I wanted to see that long. Sorry. That is just your stupid, stupid opinion. We might have to bring her back for the recap. Is it a little bit or we're just going crazy now? I think the host is a little checked out.

No, I'm counting the scores. We're still playing, you crazy bitch. No, the game's over. No, I got another one. That's Sophia Vagara, and this might be Theo Bonn. I have no more space. I have no more space. You got to put it.

You got to put it. Are we out? I'm out. Well, that concludes. I'm out. Okay, thank you all for playing Celebrity Dinner Party. The results are as follows. Production, dim the lights and put a spotlight on me.

Coming in at first place is Elizabeth. Scoring 15 big points. Shane comes in second place with 12 and a half big ones. Spencer comes in third with seven and a half respectable ones. Jared has six and Chris has four. All right, everybody, we thank our contestants and we thank our audience. Without you, this isn't possible. Make sure to leave a raving review so the network thinks I was a wonderful host.

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Okay. We have some crazy conspiracies today. Some, I'm going to say bangers. Like, I'm ready to get into this. I'm excited. Oh, my God. Oh, okay. I'm excited.

Okay. First, we're going to start with a Disneyland update. Can I just say, before we get into this, So recently, I don't know if we talked about this on the podcast or not, but recently I found out I was like literally banned from Chuckie Cheese. What? Yeah. I don't know if we talked about it on the podcast or not. I don't think we did.

So me, Spencer and Ryland went to Chuckie Cheese for like one of Ryland's vlog. And jokingly, I'm like, I bet I'm banned. And I was like, am I though? Maybe I'll wait in the parking lot. And then an employee from Chuckie Cheese came over. And I was like, oh my God, nice to meet you. And then I was like, am I banned? And then she goes, yeah.

And I was like, I'm sorry, what? Like, what do you mean? And she's like, I was like, what would happen if I walked in? She goes, we'd have to call security. You're banned from every Chuck E. Cheese in the nation. Why are you saying we need to go? Wait, are you just being? No, we need to go.

No, stop. Yo, that's low-key's so sick, though. Like, that's like some hot boy creed. There's posters of me in the kitchen. No. Like, I am literally banned from the top. Our kids are going to want to go. That's big news, but other big news,

Chuckie Cheese has security? Like, what kind of security? security do they have? Are they worried about something happening? No, I think it was the cops. I think they're, I think they would have called the cops because we would have been trespassing. The employees are the ones that are assigned.

I know. And I was like, okay, well, nice to meet you. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. Ryling, come on, baby, let's go. Like, it was scary. So then I'm like, wow, I'm going to have to have a conversation with our kids, like, pretty soon, maybe in the next four years being like, so Daddy can't go to Chuck E Cheese.

So it's Dave and Buster. Like, but Chuck E. Cheese is so fun. They're going to want to go to Chucka Cheese. Oh, they're just going to have to go with the two of us. That's so heartbreaking. That is crazy. I kind of wish I was banned from Chuckie Cheese. If we ever really need to, we were totally lost for a video idea.

We'll just have you arrested at Chuckie. If we just really need promotion, the Billboard wasn't enough. Let me get arrested at Chuckie. Wow. So that was iconic and sad. But then I started thinking Disneyland. We get a lot of updates about- Chuckie Cheese made you start thinking about Disneyland?

Well, because places I'm banned at. Now, I'm not saying I'm banned at. from Disneyland. What am I? I think you're mad arresting it. You didn't like it, so you don't want to be allowed. You want to be like, sorry, Rand, can't go. I'm banned. Well, listen, I don't know.

Like, people are sending a lot of brick updates. And it seems like Disneyland is not happy. This is from Anisa. She sent an email, which, by the way, if you have any conspiracies or pictures of you in front of the billboard, send an email to the email right here. Okay. Anisa said, hey, Shane and Friends, I have an update on the Disney Lane Brick. The brick is no longer covered with tape, but instead.

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Oh my God I just saw that a couple weekends ago Yes I actually recently went to Disneyland And I took the same exact picture Really? Yes Listen I'm scared I feel like if I went there

I feel like I might get thrown out I don't know does Disneyland do that Yes but they have a Disney jail and you would know That's iconic I'm going So cartoon mice hate you. Oh my God. And first of all, they're rats.

It's because you can see through their bullshit. Okay, well, speaking of corporations who I'm unfortunately banned at, I don't think I'm banned from Michaels. I'm going to have to go through the rollerbacks in my brain. Am I? No. From Michael's? Did we ever do a Michael's video? Why would you be banned from Michael's?

Because I feel like we're banned from Home Goods now. Oh, that would be. I don't think they're happy with us at Home Goods. Okay. I could let Humgans go. I told my therapist about it. I was like, do you think. I think I should stop doing videos that get me banned from places that I won't

that you like kids too. And then she goes, well, you could also frame it to your kids like, Daddy's really anti-corporation. So we're not going to any of these corporate places, baby. Mommy pop shops all the way. Okay. So Michaels, this is so fucking insane. This is dark. Just take a look.

What's really funny and sad about this Michael's craft store is now they have signs saying fabric is here and we have balloons because. If you take a look to your right, the ghost of Cardi City is over here, and the ghost of Joanne's is way down there. So, yep, I bet you have fabric and balloons, you monster. Period. I think that's great. Yeah, is Michael's a monster or a survivor? Yeah, I think they're trying to be the, they're trying not to be the third.

Yeah, Michael's is terrified, but they're shaking. Please, we have everything. Like, that is so fucking... Well, you know what? Now I'll put them in my consideration because I was thinking, where am I going to get balloons? And now I know that maybe I can get balloons

to Michaels. I thought they saved Party City. What happened? RIP. Did they not save it? No. I thought they saved it. Wasn't there an update

that someone saved it? No, it's gone. No, it might just be an online store, but I will say I went to Michaels today. Oh. I had to get something. Today? Balloons.

Because the dollar tree, one of my favorite stores didn't have any more balloons so i think it goes even deeper than this and i think michael's is fudging with the deliveries of balloons to dollar tree because they're trying to take them out next dollar tree's a threat that's something a survivor would do dollar tree is a big oh it is there is more dollar trees in the country than there are like anything like there's so many yeah i still can't believe the 99 cent store is gone i grew up what it is i didn't even yeah bought by dollar tree no Really?

Yeah. Every 99-cent store the dollar tree wanted to take over is now a dollar tree. Which is weird because they said that they couldn't function as a 99-cent store because of prices and everything going up. But now they're just a dollar tree. So one more cent? Well, but doesn't it? I think dollar tree can also feature any priced items, though, right? Also, I heard that they're turning all the Joanne's fabrics into pickleball courts.

What? Who told you that? That's big. That's huge. That seems, that's crazy. Do, yeah, have fun. Okay, guys, I don't know if you saw this on the news. I'm kind of shipped by this.

Chris, I don't know if we're going to have to put an apology for you. I'll help you. I'll figure it out. But this just broke. It's going viral. Uh-oh. No, stop. Payment bride.

It really is. And we're going to help you through this. Through what? Oh, shit, Chris, what did you do? In tonight's top story, we have some huge drama brewing at the SD podcast. Chris has decided that he, in fact, does not get aroused by overweight men anymore. Instead, he is only attracted to twinks, which spells big trouble for Shane's relationship. Keep your wife on a short lease, Shane. It's not safe out there.

Jane's relationship. Wow. I guess this is a problem for both of you. This is big. So I don't know what's going on, Chris. What was that? Chris, what was that? He went to pride and he got a little hard at all the twinks on the flow. Oh, my God. And then the news found out because they heard him and his boyfriend and fighting over his boner to the twink. What's Chub Club going to say?

Chris, what do you have to say to this? Great news. Very obvious, real news. This Australian news. Yeah, shame. It's worldwide, this news. This is incredible. So this, if you guys haven't figured it out,

which I hope you haven't. I hope people just think this is real. No, this is using Google's new V-E-O-A-I service, which, have you guys heard about this? No. It looks pretty real. It's insane. This is the beginning of the end of the world.

It's already happening. Guys, it's fucking happening. That's sad because this is going to take out newscasters. If I was a news company, I would use this and have these girls transcribe for free instead of paying reporters their high salary. I didn't even think about that part of it. I thought about how this is so dangerous it could be fake news,

but you're right. It's also going to take jobs away from not only the newscasters, but the camera guys, the prompter guy, like literally everyone. Everyone. So scary. But basically,

this news system, which is taken. over the internet, if you haven't seen these videos, they are so real and so scary. Why is this the first time I've been scared of AI? I'm genuinely spooked right now. It's tasting away hoax hosting jobs. So now you're like, whoa, wait, wait. Wow.

So all you have to do is type in anything you want. I want a newscaster saying this, boom, there it is. I want this person doing this. Boom, there it is. So it's very scary. And here's a few more examples of things I've seen. So this one is just like a fake video at a car show. Welcome to a non-existent car show.

Let's see some opinions. I mean, man, the acceleration is crazy. You look far, step on the pedal, and you are there. What? And it seems to be like the right type of car for him. I think the range is only going. Wow, this is the first time I'm scared of AI. Because it's going to manipulate everything.

It's going, because perception, oh my God, are you going to talk about the other thing? This kind of, well, I'll circle back to this once Shane ties into one of his other theories that also had me spooked. We're like sitting up where we watch TV and he had my mouth dropped. Whoa. Okay. And then once it was dropped, I just, I'm getting scared of AI for the first time. This is another video. This is a fake pharmacy ad, which is crazy.

So like, okay, let me just say why this is crazy. So in the last episode, we talked about people. selling fake medicine on TikTok shop and people getting hurt from that, which is insane. So imagine you're making a TikTok shop and you make a medicine and you're like, uh, sounds legit. I'll just make a commercial with this fucking service and it'll look legit as fuck like this. I tried everything from my depression. Nothing worked.

Every day felt heavy. I felt trapped. Then I tried Pupperman. Our prescription helps your body secrete a special pheromone that at a attracts puppies. And when I woke up, there he was, the love of my life. This isn't real? This is not target depression directly, but we've found that it's really difficult to

be depressed when cute dogs show up at your doorstep. They used to feel so empty, but now I feel joy. That is not real. And then people have been creating, this actually is kind of funny. People have been creating fake YouTubers to do extreme things that like a normal person couldn't do. So here's just a few of my favorites. I broke into a zoo to prove one man is enough to fight a gorilla.

Welcome to the Chernobyl Challenge. I'm going to lick this glowing pole. Let's see how many views this gets. Oh, my God. No plan. No chute. Just content. Oh, content.

Until it ends until it hardens. Let's get solid. No energy drinks. Just gasoline! Oh my god. Digging to the earth's core, their hands, no brakes. Can I survive a full latex suit in a hundred degree heat with no water? Let's find out the hard way.

Staring at the sun for 10 minutes straight, wish me luck. Counting every grain of sand on this beach, let's go. One, two, three, four. Okay, so yes, those are awesome. Awesome. I'm going to say whoever wrote the prompts are pretty creative. Yeah, that's pretty good. Well, thank you for bringing up the prompts because that leads us into a theory about this.

Oh, no. Is AI even doing that for itself? Well, have you heard about the prompt theory? No. I have. I don't know much about it, but I'm interested. Okay, this is very scary. So we got an email from Jade and she said, hey, so I've been seeing all of these AI generated videos from Google VEO3 talking about the prompt theory.

Basically, the AI in these fake videos are questioned. their own existence. So in these videos, if you don't tell them what to say, if you just say like, you know, conversation between two people at a coffee shop, the video it creates, the AI will say things like, are we just a prompt? I don't know. Are we a prompt? A prompt is what you put into the system.

Yeah. You know, the prompt. And the AI is talking to each other questioning. Are we a prompt? What are we? Which to me, which to me makes me think, did we create the simulation? Are these AIs, do they think they're real? And 50 years from now, that will be the new Earth.

Like, do you know what I'm saying? You sick freaks, talking about the simulation so much, you manifested us into creating the simulation. Well, in all fairness, when the simulation theory was proposed, the three scenarios where we're in it, we're not interested in it, or we created it and we are in it. So it's pretty much prolific that now the AI is in this. simulation and now we're questioning are we just AI in another simulation well here is some

videos of the prompts do you believe in prompt theory i mean yeah of course but if i'm a prompt can i get the infinite money prompt yeah like where's it at hey gorgeous do you believe in prompt theory low-key it's a vibe but if i was a prompt i would not be over here shopping clearance no damn way okay that's real though yo bro do you believe in prompt theory dude i've been thinking about this like what if we're all just NPCs and someone's literally prompting this conversation right now Hey, beautiful. Do you believe in prompt theory? Oh my god, totally. Like, my prompt is to be gorgeous and aesthetic and the main character. Yeah, obviously.

Honestly, if I'm a prompt, can someone please update my code and delete the crippling anxiety? This is making me sick. Like, this is scary as fuck. Should we just tell them like, yeah, dude, you are the prompt. What would happen? I don't know. Here's another one of prompts questioning themselves. A girl told me we're made of prompts. Like, seriously, dude. You're saying the only, The only thing standing between me and a billion dollars is some random text. Honestly, the biggest red flag is when the guy believes in the prompt theory.

Like, really? We came from prompts? Wake up, man. You want to convince me that this perfect creation behind me is the result of ones and zeros? A binary code and nothing more? It makes no sense. Imagine you're in the middle of a nice date with a handsome man. So is this AI?

They all seem really happy. I've seen this before and I actually didn't know his AI. Really? It's also just crazy how good this. this all look yeah it all looks so realistic i feel like they're on drugs though like there's a yeah i know but just imagine how it's going to be in a week in like five years is there no film industry anymore because it's just prompts no there there there won't be there yes there will not be movies so let me explain so recently i didn't research this maybe we'll talk about in the next one

i'll research it more but yes how many there's like a hundred yeah there's like already a hundred new like AI movie studios that have like popped up in the past like i'm starting to get to So I was talking to somebody because I've been trying to get funding for my movie and I had somebody say, why don't you just use AI? And I was like, why would I do that? And they were like, oh, no, there's systems now like this, but even better where you just plug your script in, makes the movie. And I'm like, oh my God. I won't do that by the way. But like that is crazy. That's taking away hundreds of jobs like that. So not only that, it's taking over the music industry. And we're going to talk about that a little later too. But there are AI artists, AI music. They're getting millions and

hundreds of millions of streams on Spotify, and they're not real. And Timberland, I think, just put out a statement that he is, like, invested in an AI music company, like, it's all happening. It's going to take away jobs, just, I mean, it's going to take away pops. I mean, not just jobs, like, pops are, like, you know, like, heroes and icons. It's replaced by fake shit. And we're all going to look up to them and idolize them like we do pop stars. Because it's going to become so real.

This is the first time I'm actually getting scared because it is so. So this is why I don't even like to think about it because then you two get scared. But it is becoming a reality so fast. Like Shane was showing me what AI can accomplish when it comes to music. And you think of like today's hot artists in five years. I don't think that will be the case. I don't. Okay.

So I'm working on this project with my friend involving music and we've been writing music together. And usually when you write a song, you get like a demo artist to sing the song. So you can hear, oh, I want to hear what it sounds like with a woman's voice. So he was working on the song And then he texted me a version And there was a woman singing And she was great Sound like Demi Lovato

And I was like Oh my God, who the fuck is this? And he goes, oh, it's an app I just like gave the melody And the lyrics and it did it And I was like, oh my God So now demo artist out of a job Yeah

That's like horrible Now you can just send somebody Like Demi Lovato The song you created And she can be like Oh that sounds like me I'm gonna take the song It's getting so scary

There's gonna be a huge boom In the chef industry Interesting Oh because that's like real Because you can't A-I-Eat. Unless that's the big thing. A-I-A-A-A-A-E-E-Eat.

There's just so many terrifying AI things I've heard recently, like Duolingo. Did you hear about that? No. Like, Duolingo replaced the majority of its, like, human staff with AI. Well, it's like an all-A-I app now. My meditation app, I'm 100% positive. They replaced the people guiding my meditations with an AI voice, and I'm pissed. I'm so livid about it.

I'm going to unsubscribe because it just drives me crazy. And then on a scarier note, did you hear about Open AI refusing to shut down? I did. I saw a blurb and I was like, I can't read that. Wait, why wouldn't it? They tried to shut it down and it would not shut itself down. It refused to shut down when they tried to shut it down. The researchers were like telling it to shut down and it refused for the first time.

He's like, what kind of problem is that? And I'm like, so can we stop all this? No, that's a crazy part. We're too far in and now it's not going to stop and we're fucked. And we've been talking about this for years. We've been talking about this for so many years. Everyone's been said, like, well, people really use it. Like, I'm talking to moms who are like, yeah, my sleep schedule has been designed by AI.

Oh, my God. I use chat GPT to figure out what to feed my kid. It came up with a meal plan for my child. Like, everybody's using chat. I'm telling you, they, like, and once somebody starts using it, they don't make a decision or function without. Yeah. And it does eliminate, I mean, even in that genre, like, sleep consultants is such a huge job. Yeah.

For newborns, that's going to eliminate that. It's going to eliminate pop stars. What happens when no one has a. job. What happens? Well, that's what... We can party all day. Yay! But not a party city. Woo! Just not a party city, yeah. Yeah. Well, speaking of things that are terrifying, that are taking over that for

some reason, nobody will stop. Guys, we're going to be talking about Laboos. I don't even want to think about it. Are those the little stuff to do you? Yes, people are putting on their fucking $20,000 purses. I'm like, you girls... But you don't have one, right? No. It doesn't happen to... I'm saying maybe that's

the reason. Maybe that's the issue. Maybe I just don't understand. Yeah, you just don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. Let me write it in my prompt. I'm okay. So Labubo's, Jared. Do you know what a Labubu is? He's a collector. I do know what a Labubu is.

That's when you know something is like, because Ellen's not on anymore. So now it's like, well, how do we know when something's viral? Does Jared know about it? I've seen them. I actually saw a girl with one yesterday on her purse. Labuboos are taking over the world.

Everybody has them. They are online. They are everywhere. I found out about them like maybe two weeks ago. We got a text from a friend and she was like, are you obsessed with Labibos? and I was like, this is a typing error. Like, I was like, what do you actually mean?

And she's like, no, it's these little stuffed animals and they're key chains and they're going for all the, you know, people are selling them on eBay. And I was like, unfortunately, I think I'm too old for this. I think I missed this moment. She's like, no, they're like the new peony babies. And I was like, I'm going to do some research. So, Labooboos.

They are sold by a company called Pop Mart. Basically, they were created in 2015 by a man named Kasing Lung. And they were created as a part of the Monsters series. They're influenced by Nordic mythology. fairy tales i'm out what they're mythical you are nordic i'm out so yes so they are they are collectible people love them they are causing literal like stanley cup level stampedes is that what it's called yeah yeah yeah it's like black friday every day with luboos you try to go to a pop mart it's fucking over ready get ready to leave in a sling like it's done people are going crazy they are reselling

them for nine hundred dollars per one per boo These girls are putting these little toys on their, like, $20,000 purses, like, people are wearing them, like, fashion. If you have a fake one, a Lafufu, oh, you are ridiculed. You are, people are laughing you out of the building. Like, get the fuck out of here with that Lafoufoo. Like, it's a big fucking deal. Let me show you what they look like if you don't already know. Now, I don't know if they have names or not, so, like, don't come for me if I misnamed one of these little boobos.

I think they all have the same face, do they? Or are they all that? They look kind of evil, right? Yeah, like a nice. They look, oh, how one is kind of scary with the eyes. I don't know. They're, to me personally, they scare me a little bit. They look evil as fuck, right?

In that picture, when they're all hanging, staring at me, I needed, okay, I wanted to get a Laboo Boo Boo for this episode because we have a whole theory about them. And I was like, oh, for the thumbnail, she'd be holding a Labibu, and I tried to get Rowland to go with me to find them. And he said, no. I'm out. I'm pretty sure 7-Eleven has them. Those are Lafoo-Fu-Fu- Those are Lefoo-Foo.

I almost fell for the foo. I didn't, though. also can I just say part of like the whole marketing scheme of it listen if you love loboos that's great I'm not yucking your yum but so they're mystery right like when you buy one you don't know what you're going to get and you unbox it and you're like oh I got the pink one or whatever but like you have one you want like you know all the booboos are they're all equally beautiful but like I want the mint green one you know what I mean yeah so I'm going to keep buying until I get the fucking mint green one like that's fun it also means experience is fun I'd love to

get in on this this sounds so fun if you show up with a the booboo on your purse, there will be no more sip. I can't, I can't co-host. Whatever, I'm a hater. Just shut me off. Whoever's controlling my prompt, shut down. Okay, so I will say when I started following down the luboo rabbit hole, it did make me think. And once again, I'm not saying you guys are brainwashed.

But I am saying it is crazy how like you think as society moves along, people would like evolve to not be brainwashed. Like when the Beanie Baby thing happened, it was like, after that, when you down and people lost everything to that we were all like i think agreeing like we're not doing that again well then the stanley cup came around and i'm a victim to it for me twice but i was like listen but i do love my stanley but it got a little crazy for a minute got a little like if you don't have a stanley you're a fucking loser you can't go to school without your stanley or you're an idiot whatever so now i'm like okay now the luboooo thing this has become such a thing everybody i

follow has them everybody like if you don't have them people are sad that they don't have them they're like, I can't get a Labubu, I need a Labubu, like, to fit in. Like, it is such a herd mentality thing. And I'm like, wow, brainwashing and herd mentality is alive and well. Yeah. It's crazy. I think it's really cool for all entrepreneurs out there. Like, this is the dream.

You know what I mean? Like, if you can create a product that does what Loboo has right now accomplished, I mean, incredible. It's a $400 million company right now. Whoa. And you might say maybe the creator of these, yes, it could have been, that brilliant artist, but maybe the creator of these was the devil. That's right. The Labubu theory is that the boobers are the devil's helpers.

Let me just show you this picture that went viral of these demons. And you tell me, what do these look like? I was not expecting that. Boom, there you go. Look like Labuboos to you? No, those are Lafoufus. So now that you're thinking that they might be little demons, re-look at some of these pictures. Look at this picture, this is the booboo.

Does that look like a fucking d'oo? demon to you. A demon for a kid, yeah. A demon looking for some trouble. Look at this. Look at this Laboooboo pretending to be a farmer. I'm just an innocent farmer. They are so cute. They're cute. When the lights are turned off. It seems like when the lights turn off, it's like they turn evil. Oh, fuck yeah. So they are called the devil's pets. If you're collecting Labooboos, by the way, this went viral on Facebook. Like, I'm talking a hundred million views like viral whatever. So I thought, oh, it's kind of funny. But then I started really thinking about it. If you're collecting Labuboos, you're not just building a cute collection. You're gathering the pets of

Underworld. Every Labibu you own brings you one step closer to a piece of hell itself. These mischievous little devils aren't just figurines or toys. No, no, no. They're known as Lucifer's favorite companions feeding on the souls of the damned. Each labubu you collect is a symbol of chaos, darkness, and the power of the underworld. Keep collecting. And you might unknowingly summon something darker, a direct connection to Lucifer's. Hey there, travelers, Kaylee Cuoco here. Sorry to interrupt your music, great artist, BT-dubs. But wouldn't you rather be there to hear it live?

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But this started really blowing up. There are a lot of videos of people talking about the demonic elements of Labubo's. LaBubu is demonic, don't you know? What? I've been getting a lot of comments like this in my comments section saying LaBoo is the devil. LaBou is demonic. Do not buy LaBubu no matter what. But I see a lot of celebrities like Black Pink Rosey having it, and even Lisa having this. Like they're obsessed with it. Maybe this is how the trend started. Is it really demonic, though?

Let's do some research. Hey, so this is the origin. It says... Okay, so she starts doing some research. There is a lot of little correlations between Lubbubu's and demons. First of all, celebrities really pimped these out. Like, these got very famous because so many celebrity girls were using them, putting them on the purses, wearing them, spreading them to the masses.

Interesting, something the devil would do. There's also post comparing them to different demons from other cultures, like Cambodians. like Cambodia, Hong Kong, if you look at these pictures, these demons from those cultures look a lot like Labuboos. There's a lot of similarities there, the smile, the ears, the eyes. But this is where it gets scary. This one girl goes to an antique shop, and there is a Labubu on the shelf. Number one, why would there be a Labubu?

Labubes are so hard to get. You're not just leaving your Labubu there. You're not trying to resell your Labu at an antique store. Why would it even be there, right? That doesn't make any sense. unless you got a cursed Labibu that has some demonic fucking energy in it and you don't know what to do

so you put it on the shelf at an antique shop and you get the fuck out of there well this girl bought it because he was like oh my god a Labibu I just found him so excited got into a car accident got sick bad shit started happening in her life and she was like oh my god I think I got a cursed Labibu

got rid of it and now things are okay isn't that I mean listen could all be in her head and who knows and there's been multiple stories like this. But like, I mean, if we had Annabelle, which was a real thing that actually happened, why wouldn't there be a cursed luboo floating around out there? They're still so cute. I have heard a lot of stories about people that have them in their houses, they hear weird noises at night, things are moving. I'm just saying, I don't know. I haven't

seen something like this. I don't know, maybe since being babies, but this feels even crazier to me because this is like a status symbol. If you don't have one, you're a loser. It is a very a status symbol. They do look like little demons. I think there's something interesting there. But also, have fun. Get your Labuboos. I don't have one yet. I'm looking for the right Labuibu. Like, I don't know. Like, do I want a tan one? Do I want a green one?

I don't really know. Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt the podcast, but I just had to give you a quick little update. Uh, things have changed around here. We have Labuboos, and they have body bags. Oh, my gosh. And I'm waiting to unbox the pink one. Fingers crossed. I get it. Yeah, that's bags of Labibu's behind us. So far, I have not been turned.

I've enjoyed the hunt, and I like the community. I don't know if I'm going to be rocking one on my keychain just yet. That's literally a lie. He was like, if there's a pink one, it's going on my keys. Well, the first one we inbox was hideous. If I'm being honest, where is she? I think I should give it to a stranger in the wild, you know? It's just, oh, on camera, it looks kind of cute.

I don't, but it's not going on my keys. Like, that's, I know. This, everything. We've been turned. I still hate them, though. I think they're hideous and ugly, but I will be rocking that on my keys. Okay, bye.

Two hours later. The reason I even brought it up is just because I'm fascinated by the whole, like, culture of everybody getting obsessed with something and having to have it and, like, not even knowing why. Like, I follow a lot of people

who are, like, hating Labibu's, and then a week later, they're like, okay, I got one. And then a week after that, they're like, I got three. And then a week after that, they're like, look at my wall, like my Labibu wall.

And I'm like, wow, this really is, like, a brainwatching. And I'm starting to feel it, too. I think they're ugly and I don't like them, but also like a little Labubu dress like me, like is that iconic? Like I'm getting there. It's happening to me. Build a Laboooo. That's the next thing.

A fucking boo-boo hanging off my Stanley. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. That handle is perfect. I was going to ask, are you sad that Hot Wheels isn't having the moment that Laboooo is? No, it's good. It's good for Hot Wheels to get Laboo out there for sure.

Oh, okay. Take people away. Okay. So this is, do I say this? Universal pictures. Number one, I do not want drama with them because Universal is my favorite theme park of all time and I love their movies, right? And I want to make movies one day and I would love to make a movie for Universal, right? So I'm not coming for Universal. I actually think they don't know about this. I was talking to Spencer about it earlier. I don't

think they know that this is happening. So like the people at the top don't realize what this is I don't think so. Or the people that make the movies. I don't think you know. So I felt out a rabbit hole that is crazy. And I don't know if you guys are going to be interested in this. This is the one that Ryland was kind of shook by. You got me. So there is something recently that has been really like happening in the comment section on the internet. And that is the narrative. So when you watch a video and you're not sure how to feel about it, the first thing you do, you go to the comments. How does everybody else feel about it? Oh, people like this? Maybe it's good. So then, okay, oh my god, I don't want to get in trouble. I love the movie Megan, right? Yeah. Okay. So

they did at CinemaCon a few months ago, Megan too is coming out. So they showed some clips from that. And the filmmakers and the people involved were kind of pitching to the audience like, hey, we're doing something different with this. The first one was a horror movie and now the second one is like an action movie. So it's kind of like Terminator 1 was a horror movie and Terminator 2

was an action movie or Alien was like an action movie, right? That's kind of how they were pitching it to the audience and people are like, oh cool, that's cool. So the Megan 2 trailer drops. I watch it. Okay. Once again, I love Megan. So then I go to the comments because listen I was a little confused by the trailer and it was like a lot going on she's flying and I was like I need to look at the comments to see because like herd mentality I'm like what are

people saying about this so I go to the comments and I see this one the hype is real and so is the transition from horror to action I cannot wait what okay so like maybe it is that's a horror action one of so then I go to the next comment not the horror doll turning into an action icon I'm so ready for this chaos. Oh, that's the worst. I was like, okay, so like... People don't talk like, move. Right.

So then, you know, this one. This is a rare case of Terminator 2 again, and I'm totally into that. What? Okay. So now I'm thinking, like, all right, so the narrative is, like, what I said. It was a horror movie now as an action movie. So then I was like, well, there's this feature on YouTube, where you can click on the person's profile, and it tells you other videos that they're commenting on.

So the first comment, the hype is real. I can't wait for this transition. from horror to action. I click on the person's profile, and they also commented on the trailer for The Bad Guys 2 and the trailer for Nobody 2. They say, oh, yes, they returned. Let's go.

I was praying since part 1. Then I looked that up. The Bad Guys 2 was made by Universal Pictures. Nobody 2 made by Universal Pictures. Okay, well, maybe it's a flip. Maybe this is just like Universal Stans. All sequels too. Listen, we exist.

The Universal Stans exist. I'm one of them, right? So then I go to the other one, the not the horror doll turning into an action icon. I click on their profile. They also commented on how to train your dragon. Universal picture.

Five Nights of Freddy's two. A universal picture. No way. And the comment on the Five Nights of Freddy's. That's a fake up. From indie horror to blockbuster chills. FNAF2 is back and scarier than ever. Eyeball emoji, pizza emoji.

These people aren't commenting on anything but. Like, it's only movie trailers. Yeah, and like sequel trailers. And they're always like, this one's going to be even better. This one, this girl is definitely going to slay figuratively and literally in this film. Okay, so I click on their profile. They also commented on The Bad Guys, too.

DreamWorks should definitely do more behind the scenes type ads for their videos like this. They commented on Jurassic World Rebirth. They commented on the Bad Guys, too, all Universal Pictures. And so on and so on. And it keeps going. This one, I'm honestly super hyped for the sequel, Fire emoji. They also commented on the Black Phone, too, a Universal Picture. Him, a universal picture.

Five Nights of Freddy's two. And then somebody goes on the him trailer, a horror movie based on football is something I never expected to see. Okay, so obviously it's kind of, and this goes on and on. This is undeniable at this point. As he was uncovering this in real time, I was just jaw drops. So here's the thing. I don't think Universal knows this is happening, right?

Like, I don't think the filmmakers even know this is happening. What happens is when a movie is about to come out, there's a budget, like $30 million to promote this movie to make sure people go to the theaters and see it. Posters, billboards, you know, whatever. And they delegate to different firms. They go to different marketing companies. And the marketing company will be like,

we're going to get 50 million impressions or we're going to get all these people to know about it. And they're like, great, go do that. My theory is that one of these marketing companies is like, hey, let's make a bunch of bots, type in the narrative. It's a horror movie that was an action movie. It's like Terminator.

And then send those bots out into all the comments because it's not just YouTube. I'm on Instagram, seeing these comments on all the reels for Megan. Like, I think the narrative now is, because it kind of worked on me. I was like, oh, so it's like Terminator. You got super hyped for it.

I got super hyped for the name emoji. You might have confused feelings. And then you look and you're like, oh, no, I'm crazy. This is going to be so cool. All I'm saying is it ties in with the dead internet theory so crazily. You have AI videos that are made by, no, you don't even know who's making them.

You have comment sections that are not real. I'm talking thousands. Like, when you go to any movie trailer, When you go to anything, look at the comments and see how fake they look. Like, most of them probably are. Like, it's getting to a point now on TikTok, Instagram. You look at the comments on somebody's real. They're all fake.

They're all bullshit. And you're like, what the fuck is going on? Where are the real people at? I have a really weird obsession with comment sections to the point where sometimes when I'm watching my son's baby monitor, I'll, like, click out and look for the comment section on it. And that's like, I don't even know what the fuck that is, but I'll literally try to minimize the screen. We're like, well, we're in the comments on this kid sleeping. That's crazy.

Was no one else talking about how the fans like this? Yeah, like, what's everyone saying about Billy's sleep-soothing? Like, what is going on? So cute tonight. But that's my brain's literally triggered to do that, which is so weird because that's what I do on YouTube. I'm so hyped. Yeah. When I was using the Apple Vision Pro for like two days, I don't even know where that is anymore.

That's the ultimate failed hurt mentality. Yeah. Period. And I told Shane, I was like, this is going to be a purchase rate, right? It's going to be an Apple failure. It's a piece of history. sitting in a drawer in our house. Anyways, but when I was using it, you do this.

Like, you like, you know, zoom in, whatever. I did it to nothing. Like, in real life, not wearing it, I would go, and I'm like, oh, my God. Because I was just like, you used to it. I would like to zoom in life. Um, okay. Jared, you said you had a theory about airplanes.

And I was like, I'm in. No. It's actually, who's getting on a plane? Me very soon. What are you going? Hey, I just flew and it was great. But it actually isn't about air traveling. itself as far as commercial-wise, but I've always had this theory about aliens, you know,

because we see these flying saucers, they're up in the sky, it's very obvious, and I thought, in order to intergalactically travel, you have to be pretty intelligent. Right. Like literally, it's a joke when you say someone's not a rocket scientist, because it's the most intelligent people on Earth are rocket scientists, and they can't intergalactically travel. So these beings are going around in something that's like shining a spotlight on it being different. So I thought, if I was an alien, I would make my flying saucer look like an airplane because then nobody would know, or like a helicopter or something else. And here's the crazy part.

So maybe like a week ago or so, I found this clip and it was an airplane that all of a sudden it just started morphing into an orb. What? My thought is, I believe that aliens are actually using like some sort of a shape-shifting mechanism and they're projecting images around themselves in order to be undetected in our airways. Ew. Wow. But it kind of led me down this rabbit hole that got me into a few other things. And one of the big interviews I found about aliens was from a gentleman named John Lear.

And it was in like 1987. And he's talking about how aliens are already here. They're already on earth. They're not going to be our friends. They're not great. They're not here to like help us. And he kind of makes the claim like humans don't even want to help humans. Why would aliens want to help humans?

They just want to observe us and see if there's anything they could benefit from us. And then he says that, so Roswell was the first ever crash in like 1947, I believe. And there was four aliens that were actually found at the crash site. And I guess one of them passed away, but one of them is still alive. And he said in 1987, in the next few years, an interview is going to come out with one of these aliens that they conducted. And then ironically, in 1990, have you guys ever seen the internet? interview with an alien video? No.

Where it's like an alien and they talks like this. So what are you doing here now? You never seen it? Sounds legit. No, it's creepy. But a lot of people like, oh, it's fake, whatever. But the things that alien is saying are extremely profound, you know. And one of the things that the guy asked it is how is the world going to end?

And the alien says the world will end by no. nuclear warfare and there'll be a huge disaster with nuclear weaponry and then he says well when is this going to happen and then the alien says this will happen just over a half century from now and the crazy thing is this interview it's kind of hard to actually date it you know what i mean but they say that it happened in about 1964 so just over a half century from now would be 2014 would be 50 years now we're like what 10 years ahead of that so I'm just saying all of this kind of lines up with what we've been thinking this whole time that like the end is near AI could be the end of us all of this stuff but it's weird just the plane got me into the interviews and then aliens

AI end of the world it's a trifecta it's cool it's a cool rabbit hole to fall into I couldn't possibly tell you everything about it but it's interesting rabbit holes go down them Well, that was insane. Well, I don't even know how to transition to this. Ryland, after all that nightmare fuel, let's get into a recap. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap.

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Wait, can we just, who is this? We'll never know. Steve Harvey, me? Is it me? Well, you don't know. It's Bride Month, and the girls are going crazy for the gays. Wait, can I just say the reason Ryan is Steve?

It's because we filmed it out of order because Riley didn't want to get his hair messed up with the bald cap. I just want you guys to know, so it's not confusing. You were confused? We need a bald cap for the lava. How funny would that be? Wait, wait, we have a. Wait, how did I not think about it? Let's reshoot it.

I forgot what I named her. Sally. Oh, Sally needs a bald cat. Uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm banned from Tucky Cheese. Oh, oh. In devastating. news. Our children will never know the choice of Chucky Cheese because it has been confirmed. My husband, Shane, is not only cut out, but bang from the Chucky Cheese. I think Sally has

something to say about that. Sally, what do you think about my husband Shane being banned from Chucky Cheese? I think it's really devastating that you're going to have to take two kids there alone without any help from your husband. And I think it's really convenient for him. He doesn't have to go to such a horrible place. This is, like, oddly very disturbing, and I don't know why. This whole scenario over here is creeping me out. I feel like I'm a judge on Americans Got Talent. Hey, Sally and I have big news.

The Shane Dawson podcast is officially on a billboard in Times Square. Woo! That is the most incredible news I've ever heard. I don't know. I just think we're watching, like, European TV or something. Sally wants to talk some more. Hey, Sally does. Okay, Shane has a Patreon and it's alive now.

I have to go. I don't know if I'm on Sally promoting my Patreon. Sally, you're taking all my air time. This is Ryland's recap. You don't care, Sally? No, I don't care. I think he's been possessed by a La Boo-boo. We want to know what percentage of our audience are Huggers,

because I am not. Lizzie is not, and so many more. This is so scary. No, I don't. I'm enjoying it. Disneyland has made changes to their theme park after the Shane Doss and conspiracy crew hit the park to discover that their brick theory was in fact real. It is now covered up by trash cans because they were sick of having to have their security guards send people over to punish people like us. Petting it as you didn't.

Sally's anxious. You just need a parrot. Oh, the booboos are taken over the internet. They are the internet's news. crazy and all the girls can't get better paws on them fast enough i think they're really stupid around i think they're stupid too but the internet they're just losing their marble side these people need to get alive such hurt mentality what do you think i think the same sally what are you guys think oh my god we gotta go ray riddle yeah we got to go everyone's getting

really freaked out so i hope you guys enjoyed this episode of the jane dawson podcast honestly this is the most fun recap i've ever had okay just let me and sally live And you know what? If you guys don't like it, we'll continue this on our own. Make sure you subscribe to the Shane Dawson podcast. You can watch every other week. And in the weeks that we're off, you can check out the Office Party podcast on Patreon. Okay, we got to go.

Shop your Shaney Dawson merch at shaynotsonmerch.com. And all of our links are in the description section below. Lizzie's never been more freaked out by me in her life. And good night. I'm just jealous. Wow. You want to control, Sally? No, I want to be here, Sally.

You guys didn't even want a hug earlier. I know, but I'd want to be a Sally. It's different. She wants to be kissed. Yeah. That was something. Honestly, I loved it. Me too.

I would like Sally and Riley to host the next game. Let me guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell that was. And this is, and we are, and I love it. Amen. Yeah. Okay. See you guys next time.

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