The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Miami Mall Incident Conspiracy Theory

Episode Date: May 17, 2026

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saw this 10-foot-tall alien shadow figure and it was really scary and everybody freaked out. So just check out this video. Back. Okay. I kind of want to just jump right into this because I have never been more excited about a conspiracy in my life. When I was planning this with Spencer, we've been like planning this episode all week and it was like every day more and more shit started happening.

More and more theories started popping up. Sandy even has theories. Like you came to the table and you were like, I got shit to say. Yeah, I started telling Jared and he said, please stop talking, save it for the conspiracies. Do you have any theories today? Yes. Wait till the end for Ryland's theories. And Jared has, this is a theory you guys have been asking us to talk about.

We actually have dived into it previously, but Jared's going to really dive into a, I would say, one of the biggest theories of all time near the end of the show. It's kind of kind of wrap everything up. Yes. All the theories are kind of remotely involved with it. I would say most theories happening right now can be involved with it. I'm very excited to get into it. I'm excited. And Sandy's like mind-blowing.

I cannot wait. I don't even, I can't even imagine what it's about. I mean, you know. Give us a little hint. Like category. Come on teaser. Give us a topic. Beauty.

Lifestyle. This is next level. Whoa, next level. Okay. Good start. And I just want to leave it at that. Okay. Whoa.

It's one of those where just one word would give it away possibly. She's keeping it tucked. Yeah. All right. Well, here we go. Let's get into it. But before we do, once again, these are all just theories. None of these are facts.

And we don't necessarily believe some of these theories. We are not trying to get sued or silenced or any of that. That's our show motto. I love life. Yeah. So if I, that wasn't me. You know what I mean? We believe what you believe.

That way no one's mad. And here we go. You might be wondering why I'm wearing a stopwatch. Or you're not. I was coach. Feels like we're in one of those share groups. It's like you all get three minutes. And then the alarm will go off.

So this is not actually for the theory I'm about to talk about. This is for a theory a little bit later. This is going to be something we're testing. And I'm very excited because I am pretty sure that I'm right about this. But before we get into that, this might also remind you of something else. Does it remind you of sports? That's right. Our first theory.

Is sports fake? Let me explain. I have never in my life been more fascinated and more gripped to a conspiracy than this. And I know that sounds crazy. Why would I give a fuck about sports when I never have before? I can't even tell you a team name. Put it on my head. Do it.

No way. You know a team. The spiders. I'm sure somewhere maybe. I'm the gayest girl out here and I can tell you a sports team, the Broncos. Key name one night's from Colorado. Or L.A. Yeah.

Or L.A. shit. St. Louis Rams? No, they don't exist anymore. Wait, really? L.A. Rams now. Oh, shoot. Okay. So this is a place to hear about sports.

Yeah. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Sports. I am going to show you some videos. I'm not saying I believe this, okay? I know this is not true. Disclaimer. Sports are not fake.

How do you know? Why wouldn't it be like wrestling? A performative art where we're crafting the narrative because all these girls, and by girls, I mean men. get so mad about the outcome of these theatrical events. I've never seen a straight man get more upset by the results of one of these. Is that the theory that it's like wrestling?

It better be. Maybe. No. Guys. Stop. Hear me out. I'm going to give you some evidence. Not saying it's true, but I'm going to give him some evidence.

You can think for yourselves. Oh, no. Magnetic field that goes all the way around the court and magnets in the ball, so we literally can't miss. Robert's been working on this technology for a while, but we beat them too. But then wouldn't everyone score every time? Okay. Unless they're controlled.

So. Sandra. Okay, that's just Exhibit A. So let me just say this. In a world, right, where maybe magnets are, there's a magnetic field around the basketball court. And maybe the teams decide before the show, the show. I mean, let's be honest.

Before the game, before the game. Okay, so you're going to win, you know, I don't know, sports seven to... That would be a low scoring basketball game. They're like 100 to like 98. You're going to win 20 to bit 50. Sure. Yeah, it'll be a tight game. You're going to score this.

You're going to score this, whatever. And we control, like, press one button. You'll make the shot no matter what. Press this button. You don't make the shot no matter what. And like that's how maybe allegedly just a theory we control the game, right? Why would they do that? We'll get to that in a minute.

Exhibit B. There's a laser right here telling them where to get tackled. Literally right here. Laser. It's going to flash. Look, it's flashing. It's flashing. Right there.

This is where he's going to get tackled. Right on this laser. Boom. No. All goes down. No. What the fuck is that NFL? What the fuck is that?

I've never been more invested in sports in my life. Are you kidding me? This is going to get me to watch. I'm going to be looking for. for lasers and looking for magnets. Okay. So then I think of that like ICP song where it's like fucking magnets. How do they work? Okay. They were trying to tell us something. And let me just say this. The way this algorithm is working, listen, I've been anti-algo for a while. But she knows me now because right after that, I got this. Did you know the average American football game

is only 11 to 18 minutes of action in a three-hour game? Yeah, the rest of it is commercials, timeouts, replays, injuries, half-time shows. In fact, the advertisements are a full hour of the programming. So you're spending 400% more time watching commercials than you are watching plays. We think we're tuning into non-stop action, modern-day gladiators, duking it out. What we're actually watching is a perfectly engineered system of interruptions.

Time to check your phone, to go to the bathroom, to go get something to eat. And most importantly, time to bet. Because sports betting is now a multi-billion dollar business. And those breaks, that's where the money moves. So what are we actually watching? It's not just a game. It's a system where, where the action is short, but the monetization is constant.

In 1940, a professional football game lasted like two hours. Now it lasts over three hours. So you can tell how much is being packed into there as far as commercialization and monetization. So we are definitely mining it for money. Which of course, it's smart. But here's the thing. Then I started thinking about wrestling, which is crazy because you did two. And I was like, oh, wrestling is a sport, right?

They're all athletes, but it is scripted. It is literally. Action Entertainment. This is just a theory. It's all for fun. But it was interesting because I'm like, imagine a world where it was orchestrated, like wrestling, and everybody gets so invested. They make so much money. Sports betting.

Like, there is so much money in it. And that's just fascinating. Well, there's also been players. I couldn't give you an example, but that have come out and said they were part of a situation where they threw a game. It's happened a lot of recently. It's not like rare for that to happen. They're finessing it a little, even if it's not full-blown. wrestling. And it is a little interesting just saying that anytime there is a big thing happening in the world that maybe the powers of be you don't want us to talk about, they'll throw in some controversial halftime decision to get everybody talking.

And now we're not talking about a lot of other things. That is interesting. The bread and circus that we talked about before, throw bread at us, give us a circus. It is very interesting. But if the whole goal is to condition us to watch marketing basically, which is kind of, I mean, that's everything. It's worked on me fully. Wait, you like sports? No, but I like the marketing. Like, I get so excited for the commercials. Me and my mom are like, we love the commercials. I can't wait to see what they did this year. Well, think about the Super Bowl is known for the commercials.

Yeah, which is crazy. That's like the biggest thing of the year. And also, I will say just an interesting tidbit is the first clip you showed was like the basketball hoops. Basketball notoriously has lost a bunch of popularity in the past like five or six years. So I think anything they could do to spice things up would behoove them for sure. So just saying, clip that NBA. We love you, NBA. NBA, I'm not buying anything.

I really only like sports. Well, no, that's unrelatable. I love baseball. Yeah, I didn't even believe it when you started it. I don't know what you could have said to make me a believer. I'm personally a fan of baseball. Now, they know how to get it done. You mean, throw a good party?

Yeah. Yeah. A hot dog, beer. You can yell at the, you know, you can yell at people. You can try to catch the ball. I'm like a yeller at a game. Yeah. Okay.

This next theory I'm going to be very careful about. We have bleeped the word in every previous podcast because I really don't want to get sued, but the blank program. Okay. Lizzie is the one that brought this to us maybe a year ago now where she was like, oh yeah. Like when we were kids, they had the blank program. And, you know, they would take kids into this RV type thing and make them listen to sounds and whatever. They would basically, the theory was. that they were pretending they were just sound tests and whatever tests,

but actually they were scouting kids for projects. Projects. Like very stranger things, but right? That's just a theory. Not, that's all just a theory, right? So then I saw this, and it says, if you recognize this sound, you were in the blank program. You guys tell me if you recognize it.

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I also wasn't in it. My brain's like, I don't know what I don't. I'm like the twilight zone. That reminds me of the twilight zone for some reason. I don't know. No. No. The second I got the real.

I didn't even know what it was about because you know, you're swiping. It was like, I instantly was like, and I was like, oh my God, this sounds like so familiar. And then I saw the caption. And I was like, oh, fuck. Because that was the whole thing, right? Like, I remember so many things from this. program. And there's a few other things that allegedly people that were in the blank program do,

and one of them is lucid dreaming, which is they're in a dream and they know it's a dream. Every one of my dreams pretty much is lucid. I know I'm dreaming and pretty much all of my dreams. It's never happened to me. Not once. You've never like in a dream, you're like, I'm dreaming. Never once. That'd be so fun. It's so fun. You can fly. Like you can do anything. If anything, I wake up from my dreams, not knowing there were dreams because they felt so. So real and I'm like devastated. You should look into dream incubation. It's a way where you could actually, if you visualize something right before you're going to

sleep, it'll trigger you to know you're in a dream as you're dreaming. Yeah. But that might help you. Cool like manifestation technology. Oh yeah. You could really live it. I love dreams because I love knowing that I'm dreaming. I mean, sometimes I don't, but I pretty much do.

So then I saw this. And this was so crazy because I've had this experience before. There is a reason that dream characters don't like it. when you point out that you're in a dream. If you've ever been lucid in a dream, this has probably happened to you at some point. You tell the person you're interacting with, hey, I think I'm dreaming. And then suddenly the whole tone of the dream changes and the characters can become hostile. It may feel like you're in danger. Your dream characters are getting pissed at you when you point out that you're dreaming because you are breaking the fourth wall. You are pushing through the

constructed barrier of the dream narrative and taking charge of that space. Sometimes the characters in your dreams are just aspects of self. They want to keep you in the constructed narrative of the dream because from the perspective of your brain is evolutionarily safer to stick to the same patterns or the same stories, and it is to challenge them, break the mold, in other words, to change, transform, or evolve. Sometimes the characters in your dreams are not just parts of yourself. Sometimes they are spirits or entities that come from an external place.

Those characters get pissed at you for figuring out that it's a dream. We have to ask, what is their agenda? Okay, I literally, maybe like a month ago, I was in a dream, and I knew I was dreaming, and I was flying around, I was going to different places, doing my thing. And then I ran into this woman And she was talking to me And then I was just like, we're dreaming.

Like I'm dreaming or whatever. And she was like, I'm like face changed. And it was like that movie smile. It was like she got really fucking scary and evil. And then she started trying to stab me. So then I had to do the thing that I do in my dreams, which I'm not recommending you do this

because I've heard it's not good to do this. But whenever I know I'm dreaming and I want to get out of the dream, I jump off a building. It's crazy. I know. but I do. Yeah. And I'm up.

And I'm up. So I did that. And I had that memory. So when I saw this, I was just like, holy fuck, this ties back to so many things we've talked about, which is like mediums telling me not to drink because when I'm drunk and asleep, I'm more vulnerable to spirits. This woman telling me that maybe these spirits are in my dreams like, you know, fucking with me and telling me things.

And I call them out and whatever. And then the blank program, allegedly, a lot of these people have had this experience. So my question is, do you lose a dream? Do you know you're dreaming? Do you think maybe you were in the blank program? Have you ever had an experience like this? Did that sound familiar to you? Let me know.

That sounds like an infomercial. Call now. Okay. But speaking of dreams, Spencer brought something up. This is a little mini rabbit hole I fell down. I'll just show you this face. Does this face look familiar to you? Maybe you know what this is, but ever see this guy in your dreams?

Of course. Of course. Of course. Well, there's even a poster. This poster, it's been about 10, 12 years ago. It was up everywhere. Have you ever dreamed this man? Have you dreamed this man?

And people all over the world were calling it. We're going into this website, like, I see this man all the time. There's a lot of submitted drawings, like, renderings of what he looks like. It gets kind of weird. It gets kind of creepy quickly. Ooh, that one's creepy. Yeah, there's some real creepy ones. Uh, yeah.

Play the video and then we can talk about it. Have you seen this man in your dreams? your dreams. So in 2006, a psychiatrist realized that their patients were all describing the same kind of person appearing in their dreams. Weirdly enough, always giving life advice. This was interesting, obviously, so the psychiatrist drew up a little sketch and it looks like this. That is terrifying. Eventually, this photo and the story behind it started floating around the internet, and more people began seeing this figure in their dreams. Now, all of a sudden, this is becoming very concerning. Who is this man that is appearing in everyone's dreams?

And at the end of the story, we find out it was a big marketing stunt. Wow. That's right. So, this is a really interesting study into, like, how much marketing and everything can affect your brain and everything. And so people all over the world where, like, I see this guy in my dreams. They all have the similar stories where, like, he gives me advice. I see him. He comes up to me.

He talks to us. And then people literally all over, submitting. And everyone's like, what is this? This is crazy? We're all like, is this an entity? Is this? This is. And the guy who was like, he gives me?

No, no, no, I've put this in all of your brains. I've created this image and made everyone things. So I don't know. It was just interesting to me about the power of suggestion, the power of like group thought in the way like we can all trick ourselves into thinking things. How did he put this in everyone's? It sounds like he put posters. It just like started a vibe.

Yeah, it just became a thing. I mean, I felt for it. I did a whole video about that like 10 years ago. Well, because I think also though, if you put up posters everywhere and you say, have you ever dreamed about this guy? I wonder if that implants that person in your head, especially, and then they say, yeah, well, he gives you advice and does all these things. And then I'm sure, just like I talked about, you could dream incubate where you think of something really hard before you go to sleep. I mean, it also looks like Steve Hartley, which is scary.

Oh, it does. But, I mean, then, of course, people probably started dreaming about him. Yeah. But it reminds me, though, there was another marketing stunt. I actually saw it last night in a video where, like, back in the day, there was a website called E. Corpus. and they sold body parts online, like a black market body part, you know,

kind of e-commerce site. What are people doing with that? And it was like you could buy an arm for like $2,500, you could buy an eyeball for $800, a whole body for $200,000. And then everybody thought, oh, maybe it's a hoax, but there was even reviews like five out of five.

I got the like premium, you know, I got a premium item just as described. It ended up being a marketing stunt for MTV where they had a show coming out where like it was a headless, figure or something like that. So MTV literally did a website that looked like it was selling body parts and it was just a stunt for the TV show. Pretty interesting. That's like the whole clown thing. Remember that? It was like there's clowns. There's scary clowns like seen around the city or whatever

and then that was all hoax for some movie or something. I mean we're seeing a lot of alien stuff and there's a new alien movie coming out soon. Whoa. Whoa. We're in the ad portal. I don't know if we've talked about that in the episode yet. But at some point in the episode, we talk about portals to aliens, and maybe that's where we are right now. We're here. We're here.

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Well, speaking of things that, does this scare me? But no, we're about to get into some conspiracy updates. And our first update is about the weird food that we've been eating that we haven't been questioning, and this one Spencer sent me, which, disclaimer, this might be an AI-created video that we fell for on Instagram. But I'm still going to show it anyways, because it made me laughing. It's pretty crazy. This is a video about what Duncan Donuts is serving as eggs. Mmm. Limitation eggs might be replacing real ones. And this Duncan customer caught it on camera, peeling the yolk off like paint. This reheated puck is made without cracking a single egg.

Duncan's egg is held together with 12 ingredients. It starts as liquefied factory yokes, stretched with soybean oil, then seared at 70 degrees in industrial pipes. That's slid. Lurrie gets drenched in tap water and bulked with the same thickener used in latex paint, then frozen for weeks, shipped and cooked for the third time in a microwave. Subway, burger. Says it like that's so evil. Scan the same industrial eggs, thickened with a gum linked to gut damage. Comment, exposure to scan your food.

Hold on. I do get stomach eggs when I eat the egg bites at a variety of different fast food places. I think, well, because McDonald's whole thing with their eggs is like, these are real eggs. where I think a lot of other places aren't doing real eggs. Okay. So I googled it. I said, are Duncan Donuts eggs real?

Duncan does not use freshly cracked eggs for their standard sandwiches. Instead, they use a pre-cooked frozen egg patty manufactured with several additives to ensure consistency. So it's literally real. So it's probably... While the patties contain real egg yolks and whites, they also include things like soybean oil, water, cornstarch stabilizers, Xanthum, gum, cellos, gum,

and flavorings. It's literally real. Wow. I'm running to grab one. That sucks. I used to eat so many of those. Listen, when it comes to things like this, I'm not surprised.

Like I've seen, I love Taco Bell so much, so much. But I've seen the videos of them being like, this is what the meat is, and it's like a badge and then they like dump it in a thing and they like, and I'm hungry.

Or like the beans are powder or something. They're good. But I'm part of the problem. It's like the peanut. butter that's powder that you mix into peanut butter. Have you seen the sour cream come down from like this giant tube and it's a And have I googled how to install one in my house? Yeah, I have Chris.

That would be so cool to have. I will say this though, you know what would sketch me out even more? And maybe this is part of my problem. If I bit into a Dunkin' Egg sandwich and there was a Runny yolk, I'd start gagging. I'd be like, ah! I'm just so used to that like powder. Yeah. You don't want runnyness from...

You've been conditioned. Yeah, I really have. Twizzlers keep the fun going. Yeah, I know. I just stopped whatever you were listening to to tell you that Twizzlers keep the fun going. Well, irony isn't my forte. But twisty, chewy, yummy Twizzler sure is.

So think of Twizzlers as a little palette cleanser for whatever's queued up, which, by the way, should be coming very soon. Like any second now. Okay, Twizzlers, time to keep the fun going. Yeah. Well, we're going to do an update on celebrity clones. Okay, so obviously, we've talked about this before.

There's so many theories, you know, Jim Carrey was cloned. Like, there's always kind of the new one. Anytime a celebrity says something that maybe isn't what the powers that B want, there's a theory that they're taken somewhere, cloned. And then the clone is out there, you know, tipping and doing it. Cloning around. We're just cloning around.

Well, there's another theory that maybe when a celebrity dies, they are reincarnated or cloned into another celebrity. for a new generation. Jared's talked about this before. One of the biggest ones was that Anne Hathaway was William Shakespeare's wife, I think, and it looks just like her. And now in this life, she's Anne Hathaway, and she's this big movie star, and I think her husband is even, there's some connection with William Shakespeare with the husband. So Anne Hathaway has literally talked about this. She's made jokes about it, reels about it and stuff. She's played into it. It would be great if it was true, but even if it's not still category.

But then I saw this, and this led Glenn Close as well. George Washington. So this is just a quick little reel I saw, and this led me down a whole different wrap-a-hole. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Okay.

It moves so fast, I can't even tell who's who. Exactly. So the one that really stuck out to me was Chloe Kardashian looks just like Elvis. And listen, number one, disclaimer. I love Chloe. She's amazing. I'm not saying she looks like Elvis. I guess I kind of end.

That's not a bad thing. Elvis is like notoriously a great looking human base. Is it not a compliment to both? So I'm going to show you, first I'm going to show you guys a few side by sides. And then I'm going to show you a little photoshopping that I did to enhance. Oh, wow. But there is a point to this.

Why would Chloe Kardashian be Elvis reincarnated? Why would that make sense? We'll get to that in a minute. But first, the side by sides. Okay, let's start here. Are you fucking kidding me? Incredible. I mean, very, very close.

Very similar. Okay. So now let's get to this. So here's a picture of, you know, Elvis, black and white, wet hair vibes. Okay? I put a little more hair on Elvis. It's looking Chloe to me. It's looking Chloe to me, okay?

That's all you did is just add more hair. A little hair on them. That's it. Okay. So then I went a little farther. There's another picture of Elvis, you know, giving somebody to the side eye. Put a little more hair. Put a little makeup on him. Oh.

It's looking a lot more like Chloe, okay? Right, you had some time one now. This was, by the way, me on my walking pad for six hours. Putting fucking wigs on Elvis. So then this was the one that really got me. So here's a picture of Elvis in all red, looking sickening. Okay, let's put a little wig on it. That's fucking Chloe, right?

It's so Chloe. Okay, so that one's crazy. So I don't think Chloe Kardashian is Elvis. But it was just fun to like look into it and be like wow. That was one that I was like, wow, they look so similar. It's like actually crazy. Like she should dress up as Elvis for Halloween. Yeah.

We should check if she has. I'm sure she'd love to hear. She probably has. Anyways. I feel like we're getting more and more used to the idea of everybody wearing spy glasses. Are you wearing them right now? No. I actually got clear glasses just as proof that there's no mechanism in here.

so people didn't think I was like a pervert or anything. These are pervertless glasses. But you guys do have pervert glasses. We definitely have perfect glasses. So do you. I do too, yeah. Wow. So as you guys know, we have done a lot of the conspiracies about meta glasses

and what, you know, they're capturing. And then I saw this update. I want meta glasses for my birthday. I heard they partnered with Raybans, so they look pretty cool. What's even cooler is that I can walk by people and know where they live. This enabled it to start matching people to their phone numbers. What? What?

And this is all just by walking past you. Yeah, so you can download an app for this and you can tell who people's family members are. So like, don't cut me off in traffic, you know? The names and faces of their family members. So they went out and tested this in real time. And to their surprise, the results for nearly 100% accurate. It's like everyone can be in the CIA. Ew.

Very cool. Wow. All just theories. Meta don't come for us. Really don't come for us. Oh, my God. Mehta. Yes.

To me, the bigger theory is more like if we're putting these kind of devices on everybody's face with the ability for, you know, and I'm sure they're trying as hard as it can to make them not hackable. But any technology, allegedly, is hackable. So it's like you're just having a camera on your face at all times in all parts of your day. It just is feeling like they're normalizing it a little too much. And I remember maybe like eight years ago when another company tried to release these types of glasses and it bombed and everybody was like, we don't want this. This sucks. eight years later everybody's like well maybe we want these yeah do you know what I'm sorry shout to you better a lot more of that I think is so creepy is like I love food review stuff I've always

watched like food review stuff and there's a lot more on TikTok anyway food reviewers wearing these yes yes going into restaurants filming the entire interaction like an entire conversation with an owner and like they have no idea they're being recorded and thankfully the videos are them saying positive things almost all the time but even though it's positive just the fact that you like without someone's consent or knowledge recorded an entire private conversation and put it online is so weird yeah i agree i wonder what kind of impact though this is going to have on society if everybody feels like they're constantly being monitored and like video recorded you know it's already happening i'm terrified to like say anything in an uber about literally anything or any like i didn't know when i got out of one of my

most recent ubers like yesterday it was like for your safety the entire like car ride was recorded and i I was like, what do you mean? What do you? What? Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. Why am I fully believing all of these today? Actually, yeah, me too.

Definitely the sports one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I might trip you up a little bit with this one. This is the one I'm going to say is the closest I am to believing something. But once again, I still think it's just a theory. It's not real. Is time speeding up?

I've seen this. You've seen this? I've seen the people. Have you guys heard about this? What? The second circuiting faster? Yes. I mean,

It feels like it. Okay. I know everybody says, well, once you get older, time goes fast because every year is like a less percentage of your life. So everything feels like it's moving faster, right? But I have had even young people, even like Gen Z, Gen Alpha. I've heard different generations being like, time is going really fast, right? There is a theory that in 2020, there was a time reset and that the 24-hour day became a 16-hour day. No.

The clock stayed the same, but the time didn't. and that could be a reason while you might be always tired. I am always yawning since 2020. Wait, so everyone's always tired? It's not just me. Yeah, it's everybody, babes. So here's a few reels that I found about this. I'll let you guys decide. Bain says he has proved they are speeding up time.

So I'm absolutely convinced that they're messing with time. Okay, let me show you something. I set this clock when the time changed. I had to move it back, right? So it's 1145, almost 46, right? Now, let me show you something. These clocks, I set to the same time. 1145, almost 46.

But when I look at the time on my iPhone, let me see if I'm going to appear, use my other phone. Look at this. 2352. 11.52. And that's within a matter of six months. Look at this.

45, 45, 45. Why would I go out of my way to set all these seven minutes off? I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't. Have you noticed something off about time lately? Everyone I speak to is saying the same thing. Time feels faster. Not just busy, actually faster.

People are noticing it everywhere. The clocks in their homes are staying the same, but their phones are running ahead. Something about it doesn't feel right. Okay, so then I saw this. So there's people on TikTok all over the place saying that there's only 45 seconds in a minute now. And somewhere in 2020 something happened. Anyways, I'm a little bit of a conspiracy theorist, but check this out.

The one Mississippi, two Mississippi, watch how many seconds are in the minute. All right, here we go. One city, two, city, three, Mississippi, four to city, five, six, city, seven, a city, eight, six, a city, eight, a city, nine, a city, ten city, ten city, seven, seven, So it's a real minute. So it's six or seven seconds faster than me already. So it'll be about 15 seconds faster than me already.

So it's only 45 seconds how we used to know them using the one Mississippi to Mississippi. Okay, this is freaking me out. I want to test this. So I started thinking, okay, I have an old school stopwatch that was made before 2020 and we have our phones which are currently up to date so here's what I think we should do we have a stopwatch two of them and I think I'm going to press go and then all of us in our heads or maybe I guess we could all do it out loud that's creepy all of us out loud good podcasting well I'm thinking 20 seconds wait why am I scared give us a count down or I'll give us a count down

okay you see the screen you go black two one one Mississippi three Mississippi four Mississippi Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine, Mississippi, ten, Mississippi, 11, Mississippi, 12, Mississippi, 13, Mississippi, 14, Mississippi, 16, Mississippi, 17, Mississippi, 18, Mississippi, 19, Mississippi, 20, Mississippi. Okay, yeah, we were going way too fast. That was just 19 seconds.

I mean, that was close. I think it's one Mississippi, two Mississippi. You know what, let's do it in our heads. Yeah, I was going to say. 20 seconds in our heads. Who wants to be, because I want to be a count or two. So who wants to be a track? You'll blow a track.

So you're going to press start and then you're going to scream when it hits to 20. Well, no. I think we do a 20 second timer and everyone raises their hand when they get in their head to 20. But the timer will go off and well no. Yeah. Okay. This is more a test on who can count to 20 a bit. It's like a sobriety test.

Yeah. It feels like we're doing. Let's do 30. Okay. We'll speed it up for you guys. Okay. Three. three, two, one,

30. Twenty, twenty, thirty. I'm in twenty four. Yeah, I'm about twenty four. And what? I think me a sanderer right.

Yeah. I was on a... You guys are on the old school one. You guys can check my head nods. I was going at a second rate. And I wouldn't trust Jared. He loses count every single time. Okay, so yes.

Let's... Oh, so it seems time's going slower. I have a good one. Okay, really quick. So we say that media or sometimes, you know, movies will do predictive programming. Will they'll tell us what's going to happen in the future, like get us ready for it, right? Descentitize us to the idea or even throw a little hint out there. Look at what this person found on their Roku.

There it is. Okay, so there has been talk about time speeding up and look what Roku is showing us, y'all. Whoa. The aliens coming down to speed up time? Why do they want time so fast? That links with a lot of other stuff we've been talking about too. Well, yes. Okay, so let's get into it.

Why would they be speeding up time? What is the point? What's the purpose? What's the main theory about this? I would say there's two trains of thought to have potentially. One, is it something that they're controlling? Or two, is it something that's happening that they're trying to keep the reason away from us? Because there is the concept that Albert Einstein came up with that is time dilation,

which time moves faster when you're... moving faster. So like it could be maybe something with the universe's expansion rate has maybe gone a lot faster which could lead to negative things or maybe we're moving closer towards something. I don't really know. I don't know like what the reason would be. Maybe they're just trying to get us all as a people to do very specific because if we all feel like we have plenty of time we're going to like relax and create art and do certain things live a certain way if we feel like we have time and if we don't feel like we have any time as a people we're going to live life very differently.

You know, maybe they're like pushing us towards a specific lifestyle they want us to have first. And maybe it also does have something to do with sleep. If you're sleep deprived or you're not getting as much sleep as you want, you're worn down, you're weak, you're easier to control. Here's the thing. I've never been a long sleeper. Like I usually can survive on seven hours of sleep. When I don't set an alarm, and this has been happening just in the last few years,

when I don't set an alarm, I'm sleeping for like, ever. 11 hours, 11 and a half hours, and I'm like, what the fuck? That's not normal for me. Even when I was a kid, I was up. Like, that's not normal for me. But it would make sense if time is speeding up because then technically that would be just the eight hours. I mean, I've always been someone who naturally slept like 11, 12 hours or whatever forever. But yeah, they say like eight hours is the average for what a person's supposed to get and feel rested.

But I never felt rested on only eight. I needed 11 or 12. So I don't know. I will say that my theory that had told. Jared kind of has something to do with time. This is Sandy. Ending. I just want to know when I can sneak it in there if you want me to tell you now.

We've been edging. So have you guys seen on... We've been gooting it. Have you guys seen on Instagram that trend that was like, what were you like in the 90s mom or something like that? What's the song? The Google. The Google dolls.

It's really hard to me to hear that song though if you guys can not sing it, please. Why? Because when we were younger, we had a turtle name Buster. Oh. And when Buster passed away because he expelled his testicles during the ending season, he couldn't pull his testicles back in. That's what that was? That's what that was. He pooped his heart out.

In essence, that's a very pretty way of saying that he was trying to show off for some lady turks that weren't even there. And then he couldn't pull back in because he had an in cave shell. But after he passed away, obviously traumatic experience, the first song I heard was The Goo Goo Goo Goo Dolls. And it was like, I don't want the... world to see me and I was crying like I know what the world to save me right now. I'm just buster. So we could just. RIP bus.

Maybe not saying it. So this trend's triggering too. Yeah, but also on a side note, another trend to add to Sandy's would be like, what were you like in 2016? Oh yeah. Or like even like the graduation once we've seen where it's like 10 years later and it's like their yearbook photo and then what they look like now. So what they're saying is that we shouldn't do those because what that's really doing is

teaching AI how aging works. But that also is with like even filters. Like so if you use a filter that like smooths you out your face and then when it comes off, it's teaching AI like the difference of how you're aging. So it's all just deployed to get more pictures. This episode is brought to you by FedEx. These days, the power move isn't having a big metallic credit card to drop on the check at a corporate lunch.

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Because yeah, AI is all about getting data and information and learning from it and mapping things out, right? So if they don't have my baby pictures and like baby, Instagram wasn't around when I was a baby, they're like, well, how are we going to get these a trend? So AI is creating trends. That's what I was going to say. Somebody probably went into AI, give me a good idea. And they said, well, wouldn't it be fun if you ask everybody to put their baby picture online?

And then it's like, you know, in the back of the head, like, baby pictures. Whoa, what's going to be next? It's like, AI is going to be like, well, I don't know. Wouldn't it be cool if you said, if you pronounced everything. Every single letter of the alphabet exactly how you would say it. It's like, share your blood type. You know? Something like that, maybe.

Yeah. Well, this next theory, I wasn't even going to say today because I was like, well, it's a copyrighted song. I can't play it anyways. And like, maybe it's like too far-fetched. And then I just got an update. Okay. Have you guys heard about the ring my bell theory? Ring it, baby.

Okay. So you know the song. We're not going to play it, but the song, you can ring my bell. Ring my bell. That's all? Yeah. Okay. Dang it.

I didn't know those were the lyrics. Thank you. So there was a theory that that song has frequencies that trigger the powers of the law of attraction and that because of that, they are not allowed to play that song in all casinos. Because if that song starts playing, the frequency of the song triggers a law of attraction and you start winning. So they've banned, allegedly, just the theory, ring my bell from all casinos to avoid that. And there's all these reels about it. There's like, you know, people talking about the frequencies. So just now, I clicked on the link to the.

the real because I was like, let me see if I could still play it and just maybe mute the song. The song has been removed from Instagram. And all the comments are like, oh, my God, the song's gone. So now that song is not available anymore on Instagram or at all? No. So like, did the creators of this song be like, fuck, they figured out like that we did some special thing. Like we need to remove it. Like that's kind of crazy, right?

Yeah. Why would that happen? So then I started thinking, wow, this could be fun to test. We've been wanting to do a Vegas video for so long. But like, there's not that many Vegas conspirators. I mean, there's the buffet one. There's like a few. But now, what if we go in and some of us wear headphones and we listen to ring my bell while we're playing a slot machine and then some of us don't and we see who wins more. And one of us can bring a little boom box and play it and see if they

make us turn it off. And see how fast they get kicked out of the casino. Because you shouldn't ever be kicked out of a casino for listening to music. They want you there. So if something is dangerous enough for them to kick you out, especially if you're spending money. I don't know. That's just, that's very interesting to me because like why today? So this started going viral you know a week ago and now literally just now I check and the song is gone. That's crazy. It was there before. Yeah. It's like the thing pops up where it says this song is not available and all the comments on the real are like the song's gone. Oh my God. The song is gone. Oh my God. The song is gone. The portal's open. What do we do? What have you done, Cern? I also don't think we've talked about that. Yeah, I don't think we've talked about that yet.

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And it's obviously something we've talked about and everyone talks about with AI, but seeing it happen to people is really interesting. I will say, I preface it, the video is weirdly sped up. This is how she uploaded the video. I don't know why she uploaded it like this, but I'm just saying. So it's not some effect or some re-upload. This is just how this woman uploaded this video.

But it gets through it pretty quick. Hey, y'all, listen, I just had something so scary just happened to me. I got a face-home call from my daughter's phone. And it was my door. And she was like, hey, mommy, I'm sick. Can you open the door? Mind you, my daughter is in school right now. I take her up.

They said, can you open the door? And I'm like, can I open the door? How did you get home? Or whatever. And she was like, oh, my friend bought me home. And I'm like, what friend? So I'm like, hold on. I get my other phone.

Look at my camera on my phone. Nobody was there. So I said, what school do you go to? And she was like, why do you ask me all these crazy questions? Can you just open the door? No, what school do you go to? I said, are you in danger? No, I'm not in danger.

So I said, what do we have for dinner last night? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't remember. Hmm. How many siblings you got? Why are you asking me all these questions?

Just open the door for me, please. I hung up. I hung up. So then when I went to my phone to go look back at my phone to see, to call her or whatever, to text her because she's in school or whatever, her number is not there. Like, she called, like, you know how you have been in your call log and it says, you know, this person face-time you or whatever.

It's not there. I call to school because I text her, but I called to school. I'm like, hey, I need to know what Jayton is. I need to check on her, tell her to call me ASAP or whatever. So they get her, she comes to the office. I said, did you just face-time me? She said, no, I'm in school. You guys, I don't know how in the world has happened.

I don't know how it freaked me up for bad. That's crazy, first of all, I'm not surprised, scarily enough, because FaceTime, you can kind of make it look a little lower quality, AI or whatever, it has access to everybody's selfies, everybody's, you know, Instagram reels, everybody's videos and themselves talking. Like, it is probably easy for a hacker to replicate that. But the scary thing is now we're moving into this new world where, like, we have to have safe words and code words with everything. verify like the visuals of it make it horrific because even the other day my brother lost his phone when he had went out one night and then he texted me from his wife's phone be like being like can you send me that code I called his wife being like did you do this because I just don't trust anyone anymore I like had to get a verbal confirmation you still didn't trust him because you called

and he's like hey Ryan and you were like was that you texting me through your wife's fine he goes yeah that was me I lost my phone and you were like okay where did it because it was So fishy, yeah. So even that, and that wasn't even a visual, that was just a phone call. I'm like, ooh. That's so scary that you have to do that. I mean, for her to be like, how many sandwiches did you have? Like, ugh.

And you think about the amount of people who aren't like thinking about like this. Like, oh, okay, someone call me. You know, I mean, obviously people get scammed every day. It's a huge industry, but it's just. Maybe she's a genius for speeding up her video. Because now AI doesn't know what her normal voice sounds like. Maybe. Oh.

Or is that just real time in time is speeding up? But on a side note, the danger of that is what if it's a real scenario? Like, what if I really am calling you saying, like, I really need help? Something's going on. And you're like, well, how many sandwiches have you eaten today? And it's like, dude, it's life and death right now. Like, I really need your help. And you're like, that's scary.

But what was I wearing last night? It's like, you didn't make it inside. I'm already gone. AI. This is another quick one of the same kind of thing of like. My daughter answered the FaceTime audio call for me, but I never called. True story. It literally just happened, 6 o'clock tonight. I'm in the kitchen and my daughter's in the next room on her iPad.

Everything's normal. Then I hear her say, okay, dad, I'm coming right there. So I walk in, like, come and where? I asked her, who are you talking to? She looks at me confused and says, you just called me. I'm like, no, I didn't. She says, yes, you did. On FaceTime audio, so I freeze.

Because my phone is sitting right on the counter. I haven't touched it. So I grabbed her iPad and I checked the call on. There it is, FaceTime audio from Dad. Yeah, it's the same kind of thing. It's just like, it's literally a horror movie. That's crazy, which leads us into this theory. A former Open AI manager said in an interview,

the truth is, we're building portals from which we're genuinely summoning aliens. The portals currently exist in the United States, China, and Sam, Sam Altman, just added one in the Middle East. So they are literally, allegedly just a theory, creating portals to talk to aliens using AI. Huh. Ah, ha. So that's crazy, right? I can't even rent my brain around that.

I don't even know what that means. Does that mean that all these open AI employees are out there like, oh, just got a message from the alien. Like, I don't fucking know. But because of this, everybody's starting to look back at certain events that have happened, you know, since open AI has kind of, you know, started growing. One of them was the Miami alien encounter. I don't know if you guys remember this, but there was this.

But there was this thing that happened in Miami where people allegedly saw this 10-foot-tall alien shadow figure. And it was really scared and everybody freaked out. But there's like no video footage of it. Even though everybody nowadays has films. Everybody films everything. But for some reason, there's no footage of this. So just check out this video. This is the footage we have, the Miami Alien encounter that happened two years ago when chaos broke out the Bayside Marketplace Mall on New Year's Day, 2024,

causing the largest police response in Miami history. The official story is that this was all caused by teens in the area. However, eyewitnesses came forward claiming it was caused by a 10-foot shadow alien or dimensional being incursion. Many believe that this creature was even caught on camera in this footage of the incident. Yet no official body cam or mall surveillance footage has ever been released to confirm the story of the chaos, leading many to believe that there was some truth to the alien encounter. There were allegedly 60,000 homes without power,

around the time when the incident happened at the mall. Miami air traffic controls shut down all air traffic in the area surrounding Miami so there were no flights going in or out at the same time, which is strangely suspicious. There were also reports of strange lights off the coast and these mirage cities or dimensional riffs appearing off the coast. Some claim that the coordinates of the Miami Mall and Miami itself line up with a secret alien base in Antarctica, which caused a portal to open on the wrong side of the earth. That is so crazy to me because that was

would very much line up with this whole portal idea. One of the comments on here, they said, no lie, I was there. The story is true, nothing like I'd ever seen before. These people look different and they tried to walk in like they were normal. Like we were supposed to be amazed by these costumes or something. It was mad, scary and real. And then people are saying, how does not a single person have a video from their smartphone of this situation, right?

Okay, so that's crazy. Then people started talking about the woman on the plane. Do you remember that? Where she got up in the middle of the plane and she just started screaming that guy's not real. That motherfucker, that that mother fuck back there is not real. And everybody's like, oh, she's crazy.

Like, whatever. Now that's being revisited. Okay, now that we on the topic of conspiracy theories, I think whatever that lady saw in that plane a few years ago, she really seen that shit. And that person was not real. I believe you. We owe you an apology.

Okay. I did not look into this where this woman was flying or where, you know, where the airport was or whatever, but who knows? Maybe it was near a portal. Maybe I don't know. To me, once again, just the theory, who knows? But I do, I do believe in aliens. I do think it would be crazy for there not to be aliens. But yeah, definitely got me down the rabbit hole of these portals and what they're building. And Jared, do you have any thoughts on these portals? So I did some investigating on this. And one thing that immediately started coming up when I was looking into

portals was CERN. And I know we've talked about CERN several times. It's CERN. And basically it's in Switzerland. It was developed in 1954. And it doesn't translate exactly to CERN, but it's a European organization for nuclear research. And we talked about it because in like 2008, they built something called the LHC, the large Hadron Collider. And their whole goal at CERN is to essentially they have a 27 kilometer, which is like 17 mile loop that's circular. And they shoot particles in this thing. And they're trying to figure out how the universe came to be by colliding particles and seeing the reaction.

And one of the big concerns, and there was even a lawsuit that was brought to the European courts, because people had a lot of concern saying that one thing that could potentially happen if they're shooting particles at each other is it could create micro black holes. And if a black hole were to exist, it could completely swallow up our planet. Because think about like a black hole, how it reacts in outer space. that light enters it and pretty much ceases to exist. So these little tiny particles that they're shooting at each other could create these black holes. But I did more research on CERN because I was curious.

We've talked about the Collider before, how maybe that's kind of what transitioned us into a different reality. But I didn't dig any further into it at the time. But a couple of things to note. In 2008 is when this whole, you know, LHC thing was created. There was a lot of concern about it. Like I was saying, people were trying to sue them,

saying this is dangerous for the planet and it could result in catastrophic events and they won and they ended up just proceeding. But in 2009 is when they had their first collision. Ironically, in 2009 was the same year where a lady named Fiona Broom coined the term Mandela Effect and actually wrote a book about all of these changes that have been noticed. So the Collider thing happens and then in 2009 at the same time all of a sudden Mandela effects start happening. And then by any chance, have you guys ever heard of a kid named Max Loughlin?

No. But he's the smartest kid in the world. His IQ is like well over 200. He built a particle accelerator in his garage at 10 years old, which I don't think any of us even know what that is. So to be able to build one, I think there's been like five people in history who have ever done this. But in 2012, they actually had a collision down there. And this is where the portals come in. And he's saying that they were able to collide these.

particles that created a portal for 11 minutes where they were actually able to interact interdimensionally because when we think about portals maybe we think about okay there's like a blurriness on this wall and you walk through it and you enter a new dimension but the way that it works is it's actually just interdimensional um it's almost like if you've ever taken a strong hallucinogen you enter this new realm that would be like another dimension and wow so these portals aren't physical things that we can walk through or see, it's just a rift in our reality that allows other dimensions to be apparent. So you can contact, like, if there's aliens or spirits, whatever the case may be, it's, I guess a good example would be a seance. Like, when you have a seance, the goal is to open a

portal to the dimension to speak with the dead. Right. So that's what a portal is. It's not a physical thing. But so in 2012, CERN had this experiment and this opened up a portal for like 11 minutes. And what we did is we entered a new reality, but small changes did happen. And he was talking about how that's what's causing all the Mandela effects. So maybe in 2009, there was a very small shift. But then in 2012, when they opened up this portal, is when a drastic shift happened. And that's why we're all looking back and having these weird memories that don't make sense necessarily. But I think that's kind of what it is.

To be able to talk interdimensionally with these beings and to be able to shift the reality that we currently live in, it could even be the time. Maybe one of the things is speeding up to time, you know, changing our memories. And it's just interesting that all of it kind of comes back to aliens. You know? Like it always comes back to aliens,

which a matter of fact, in the last episode, we talked about a bunch of scientists that had passed away suspiciously. but this guy, I believe it's Matt Wilcox, I could be wrong on the name, but he was one of the main dudes on ancient aliens. And he like just passed away. And days before he passed away, he told people that if anything happens to me, consider it suspicious. So like all of these people keep passing away. And I know I kind of talked about it, but it's just weird that now this dude, this ancient David Wilcock, by the way, I want to respect his name. but it's just interesting how all of these experiments are going on.

We seem to be experiencing all of these glitches within our reality. And this alien talk is everywhere right now. I believe a meteor like just hit somewhere in the East Coast and it was felt in like 10 states. But they're really setting us up for something that's about to happen. You know, like it made me feel that way, especially like trying to figure out how the universe was made, how they could change things. Like what is really the purpose of doing? doing all of this. Like what's the goal here?

Like you make a big bang happen and then what? Like do you try to create another one? Do you try to alter the current existence that we're in? Like what is the goal of spending billions and billions of dollars to have this experiment go on? So it's just very weird and it kind of makes you analyze the fabric of reality that we live in. And like maybe they say that you have to invite these dimensional beings into your life. Like if you don't invite them in, just like a seance.

Yeah. If you never go to a seance, you might never hear from a dead person, let's say. But like, what if CERN is something that is making it so we don't have to invite them in anymore? Like CERN's inviting them. Yeah, they don't have a mass level. Like, CERN's like, hey, come on, guys. Like, don't wait for us to ask. Like, we're trying to create an existence for you. And when that 11-minute portal opened in 2012, that's when a lot of shift started happening.

And now we're within these dimensions more than ever, you know. So it's kind of crazy stuff. Well, even this article I just saw the other day. It said, scientists propose that your consciousness can jump through time, meaning that gut feelings are memories from the future, which freaked me out because I was like, what does that mean? It's an alternate dimension. Like, what is that?

So when I saw that, I was like, oh, that's interesting. Then one of the Mandela effects that pisses me off so much, and I still don't know what it is. What is the title of the show where Carrie Bradshaw types up about her life? What is that show called? Sex and the city. Say it again? Sex and the city.

Sex and the city. Okay. So that's what it's called, right? That's the title. I still always get confused. Yeah, yeah. But me and a lot of us... Not sex in the city?

Right? I actually haven't seen the show, but I was positive until now. That's what it was called. Me too. My whole life. I'm like, the show is sex in the city. Like, that's what it's called. Sex and the city doesn't even...

But a lot of people remember it's sex in the city. So then I saw this clip. So this is from June 12th. 2009. So on that date, almost a thousand TV stations simultaneously switched off their analog signals for the last time. No more antennas. Now everything is cable and digital. I remember when this happened. It was like a big deal. It was like, it's coming. It's coming. And the second it turned off, remember they like sent us boxes? Like if you didn't have cable, they would send you this box to plug into your TV because they were taking away antennas and, you know, whatever. So that's why when you turn on a TV now, it's just static until you hook up your.

Apple TV or whatever. Back in the day, you turn it on and you would actually get TV. Yeah, right, yeah. So somebody filmed that moment of it happening. So it's like, okay, that's kind of fascinating. But while I'm watching it, the guy in the video is about to watch sex in the city and then this happened. Yeah. So they're waiting for it to switch over. Okay, now we're in front of the TV and watch it. It's going to go out. It's going to go out. He said a panel of TV with sex in the city. Historical no stupid a show on the parent.

Okay. He said sex in the city. Hold on, let me play it. Sex in the city. Sex in the city. So he said sex in the city in June of 2009 when the show is currently on the air and most popular. But now we look back in sex and the city. So I just thought that was interesting because it was somebody in that time period saying sex in the city.

Well, and it links directly with what Jared was talking. Yes, that 2009. Okay, I guess we'll just keep playing the clip so you can see the moment. There comes. There comes to go black. Or at least it should. Simpler times. The sound it made was so creepy.

Imagine like you're, you know, an older person. You're not like keeping up with much. You're just watching prices right. Yeah. And then it's just like, jupe. It's just gone forever. And you're like, um, what? Pretty crazy.

Oh, I just wanted to say I was thinking about when you were talking When Jared was talking I know we've mentioned in the past How movies are like a lot of them are to prepare us For things that are to come or that And I was thinking about how like Marvel movies Are some of the biggest movies in the entire world

A lot of them make close to a billion dollars or whatever And everything you guys have been talking about this episode Marvel movies have touched on Whether it's time travel alien invasion Multiple versions of yourself Multiple dimensions Yes Like all of it

As you were talking about it was like there's a Marvel movie for that. There's a Marvel movie for that. A god of death is basically Galactus, who's like a world eater. There's portals in that movie trying to move the earth. Like literally every point you guys were hitting. I'm like, this is every Marvel movie. Is this on purpose?

And when did Marvel start really making these movies 2009? Is that real? Yes. That's when Iron Man came out. With Iron Man. Stop. Well, okay, that's crazy that you brought that up because the last theory that I was going to get into, just because I thought it was kind of interesting, was a Marble.

Marvel theory. And you're wearing a Marvel shirt. I am. Ew! Okay, I swear I am not planning these things. You just said something I never thought about, which is explain what you said about superhero movies. If you look at the 50, 60, 70s, American cinema in the golden age, the hero worked alone. He fought against all odds and he's fighting against the collective.

It's one person against Hydra. It's James Bond against this constant cavalcade of villains. And then through their willingness to sacrifice himself for the greater good, organic follow. come and then now it's been inverted now the bad guy is always the individual and it's always the collective that has to beat the individual it's always the Avengers coming together to beat Thanos when people say oh where they roll their eyes and like you're thinking too deep into this you've been in these rooms you've been a writer you've been an actor every single word is chosen for a reason every theme every color every lighting and every sound is telling the audience

a story that wants to be taught okay so that got me thinking well what would be the purpose and it's like, oh, when we were kids, it was all about the superhero taking on the bad guy. And it made you feel like maybe one day I could do something like that. I could take on the bad guy. Like that could be me. But now for the next generation, it's like, well, that's impossible. I could only do that if I have a whole team of superheroes like to fight off this one bad guy. So I'm not even going to try.

Like it kind of was interesting to me because I'm like, oh, yeah, that is like, like what happened to the individual superheroes? Now they're all, they have to combine forces and be team. Can't do it alone. That's really interesting. So I don't know. And then this is where we'll leave off. And I'm going to leave this one a little open ended. The other day, I was on Instagram.

And I'm just watching, you know, crazy drink recipes and, you know, whatever. And then it was like conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy. And some of them were too dark and crazy for us to even talk about. It was like crazy stuff. And I was like, oh my God, it's every single one. And then I saw this. If your field is flooded with conspiracy theories right now, then you need to watch it. then you need to watch this video.

Moon landing fake. Bill Gates controlling the weather. Netanyahu dead. Epstein alive or dead. Lizard people running the world. Politicians sold to foreign governments. A year ago, any of this got you banned on Instagram. Now it's on your FYP.

Pushed by the same algorithm owned by the same billionaire, who were suppressing it before. So why Zuckerberg's platform suddenly okay with you knowing all of this? Three possible reasons. One. They're stress testing us, feeding us with everything. Every dark secret, every uncomfortable truth. And we're consuming it, getting outraged by it and posting about it. And still nothing changes.

changes. They're still in power. They know the Raiders know where to go and they're loving to look at us being helpless. Two. Pre-crime surveillance. Let the dissidents talk freely. Let them self-identify. Let them congregate in the common section and follow the same accounts. Then you have a clean digitally labeled map of who believes in what. Three, controlled demolition. Keep people feeding reasons to distrust every institution, every government, media medicines elections until enough of them check out entirely. Don't vote, don't comply, don't participate. Burn down the whole system and whoever's holding the match gets to design the next one. Let me know what you think is true and don't forget to follow this page for only the truth. So that did get me thinking. I mean in the last year, it is all conspiracies, TikTok, Instagram.

It is like so mainstream. It is everything everybody's talking about. It is everything on my page. And that really was not the truth. I mean, we have gotten in trouble on YouTube, not in trouble, but like, you know, I've had to delete things from my videos because, you know, maybe these conspiracies weren't good for YouTube, but on Instagram, on TikTok, They're everywhere. Nobody's taking them down. So, yeah, what is the reason? Why is conspiracies flooding everything right now?

Well, because for people who don't engage in sports to distract them, maybe they need to hit other people and conspiracies are the best way to distract them from the real stuff that's happening. It's even crazier than anything we could conceive conspiracy-wise. Right. Well, hopefully you enjoyed our distraction. I promise. We're not working for any higher powers either.

Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed this. extra creepy episode. I don't know. I'm loving this format. I'm really excited about where this show is going and how it's been flowing. If you guys have any suggestions, let us know in the comments. And if you have any theories you want us to talk about, send an email to Shane Dossom podcast stuff at gmail.com. Also, if you want to talk with other people about theories, we have a whole chat on Patreon. It's essentially like kind of a discord where people just talk about theories and stuff and share a bunch of stuff. So like if you want to go past the comment section, I would say it's a good spot to do it. Yeah, it's in the conspiracy chat. Well, there you guys go.

Stay safe out there. And be concerned. Very weird that that's in the name. See you next time.