The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Mountain DEWmsday Conspiracy Theory!

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We've talked about it before, the Mountain Dew theory. The theory is every time Mountain Dew comes out with a new flavor, something bad happens that correlates with the name of the flavor. So then Spencer is like, oh, have you heard about the new one? I was like, no. So these new flavors, there's three of them. There's... Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Oh, my gosh. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Caffeinated edition. I've never seen so much caffeine in my life. I walked out of my office and everybody had a big goal. You know, I've been on a pretty big cold brew cake lately. And I found a syrup that's an espresso concentrate that adds like 100 milligrams of caffeine for a tablespoon. I think it's some cocktails lately that have been keeping me up.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Are you okay? Oh, yeah. I literally was like, are you guys ready? And Jared's like, yeah. And he had a, or Trenti's like. That's accurate. Yeah, just accurate. And it was gone.
Starting point is 00:01:00 And it was out of syrup. I didn't even know they put those in Trenti. until I asked for one. There's one that they can't sell you after like 4 p.m. What? But I forgot what. It's like some kind of a nitro reserve, but they can't give it to you after a certain time. About the people that work at the graveyard ship.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah. Starbucks? Wait, why don't they care if we can't go to sleep? Who cares? What were you saying? Thank you. Wow, good hosting. That is the first time you have ever asked me that ever.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Thank you so much for asking what I was. Why did you just body check me? I saw that. What? What? I know. I've been doing too much banana soft cream. Wait, banana soft cream.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I'm not judging your weight. What's banana soft cream? It sounds like a weird way to say sperm. My banana soft cream. And I wasn't weight checking you. I was out. You're still doing it. He's wearing like gym shorts.
Starting point is 00:01:55 He's worn for five days with like a crazy top. Oh, now you're out. Yeah, you're not shaming. But we're just fully ashamed. Don't dim his leg. No. Thank you. I saw that.
Starting point is 00:02:04 My light was dimmed. Yeah, it's out in your face. The whole room dimmed. The yaw brothers have beautiful skin. Let's bring that light back. That was some good... Yeah. That was a huge topic of discussion earlier.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Really? But I think it's because we're oil. We have like a natural good amount of oil within our skin. And I think it keeps us soft and glowing. Why were you talking about your skin earlier? I wasn't. It was brought to my attention that I have beautiful skin. You do.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Not a wrinkle in sight. You guys have... have great skin genetics and great teeth genetics. And great hair. I'm saying that just don't look below the neck. Well, guys, speaking of beautiful genetics, we have the Adam family here. Morgan, Vicki, their daughter, Rylan. Can I ask a question about women in general? This is a pretty big question. Why are women so good at holding their caffeine? Because I have a girly energy drink in the fridge and after like two sips, my heart started palpit down. I was like, I can't even handle this. And then I look on the can. I'm like, this fucking thing is like two or three hundred milligrams
Starting point is 00:03:10 of caffeine, which is like, it's a lot. Three cold brews. And these girls are just down and I'm like crazy. I think we all go through our face. I used to drink three a day. And I had to stop because I was having heart palpitations. And I think it was making me severely depressed because it gives you such a spike and then such a drop. It's kind of like drugs. No, I'm serious. I know. That's why I'm laughing. Caffeine is a drug. Yeah. It really is scary. with these girls like I'll be on Instagram and they're just like cracking these fucking things open or you know I love what I ate in a day my favorite and she's just cracking these fucking energy drinks.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Boom boom boom. Like how is she standing? I used to drink a ton of those in high school back to back to back and feel nothing. Like it didn't affect me in any way. But I'm like, is that why I'm so broken? Because I had so many of those. You know what's even crazier is pre-workout? That has like 300 milligrams of caffeine per scoop.
Starting point is 00:03:58 It does. Doesn't that see? That seems unhealthy to get your heart. going crazy before you work out. There's also a supplement that Gen Z I heard about. I went on Jacob Sartorius' podcast. Shout out. And I don't know if this was on camera or off camera,
Starting point is 00:04:12 but somebody was talking about something that like makes you horny. And they're like, should we do it? I was like, what? Yes, it's called Let Me Play. It's Courtney Kardashian's new. They're like, yeah, it's a thing. What? I think it's supposed to like even all of your levels.
Starting point is 00:04:25 So your libido is higher and your pH is good. So not only are you feeling fresh, you're like tasting. You work for them? Wow. Use Morgan's link. What did you say that brought up the Kardashian sex pill? Well, no. So it's not that, but that is probably something.
Starting point is 00:04:40 But it's like a... I thought about honey packets. Yes, yes. Is that weird? Oh, yes. They're literally a pack of honey, but I think it has like a type of Viagra in it. What?
Starting point is 00:04:49 You down the honey and then you get horny. And then you're bricked up. And they saw that like gas stations. That sounds like a nightmare. That sounds like a conspiracy band. Can I say something? Yes. To all of you.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Uh-oh. This is taking a lot of courage. Oh, no. I am sick and tired of all of you slandering Arbyes in every piece of media that gets posted to the internet. You want to know who's going through Arbyes and eating the triptial beefy sandwich meat? Oh. And I like every bite of it.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Do you get their cheese? Like, melting cheese? No, no, no, no. I always say, why do you guys always go to Arby's without me? Because one Spencer always orders it wrong. You can't get the cheese on it. You have to get the Jamoka shake. You have to dip the curlic right.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Okay, I'm listening. Here's what I'm going to tell you. They have good fries. They do have fresh. When you get a meat sandwich, like what kind of meat? What's your Arby's order? It's supposed to be roast beef. Supposed to be.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Yeah, that's sketchy. I get a classic roast beef. No cheddar. That's where you go wrong. The curly fry and the Jamoka Shake. That would be like one of my prison meals. It's so good to me. I just want you to, if you haven't seen the most recent episode of the sip where we went to Arby's,
Starting point is 00:05:57 one of us did enjoy their beef and cheddar. I just want you to know. One of us enjoyed it. Well, Chris, what you? eat anything. His threshold is dog food. I mean, that man, I could, I could honestly Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, foodie Friday next Friday, don't break it. Don't get. But the color of the meat at Arby. That's that's, that is a problem. And it's, and it's true. Well, that's my confrontation that every piece of media getting uploaded from this group always has Arby
Starting point is 00:06:28 slander. And I'm part of the community that would like to stand up and say there are Arby's keeping them in business, and I am one of them. Well, you're lucky because they're false advertising. There is an Arby's within Postmate range. So here's what I think we should do. Jamoka Shake, Jamokshake. Let's all. Let's order Morgan's order for all of us.
Starting point is 00:06:44 And then by the end of the show, we'll all put an honest review. I think we need to do less meat. Their bun wasn't bad. I always think I just get too much meat. And then it's just... What in the fuck is Jamoka? It's so good, Shane. You're going to...
Starting point is 00:06:58 Is it coffee? It's a rich and creamy mocha flavor. shake. Why is it J? It's really good. Because it's our bees and it's fun. Don't over think it. Hold on. And everybody at home, feel free to order together. Play along at home. Okay, they're preparing our order. Prepare to be impacted in a good way. I want to be changed for good. Well, we're going to take a quick little break. I got to pee. And when we come back, guys, I think we're going to have a special wait. Wait, I have to go. I have to go. Oh, you have to leave? Why do you always have to leave when We're podcasting.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I park in like meter parking, so I have to go move my car. Hopefully whoever comes to replace you likes Arby's. Well, we'll see. I guess we'll see. Hopefully someone comes to replace me. Maybe Spencer has a lady friend in the parking lot. Wow. I can't make it through a podcast.
Starting point is 00:07:48 He took too many honey packets. Get the fuck out of here. All right. We'll see you guys soon. Go on your. Whoa. Who is that? Whoa.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Hey, guys. I figured I'd stop by. It's been a while. Oh my God, Steve Hartley. We haven't seen you in months. Well, here I am. And you know what? I figured it's time for us to play a fun little game.
Starting point is 00:08:11 What do you guys say? Woo! A game we didn't steal from Jimmy Fallon. We! He didn't invent it. Well, today we're playing the quiet talking game. Because he calls the Whisper games. We call something else.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Quietly, the very quietly talking game. We're going to have. three teams of two. We have Morgan and Chris, team name. Kristen. Team Kristen. And we have Ireland and Vicki team. Ziamamos. Team Zabamos.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Okay. Over here we have the Yaw brothers with their team. Yaman. Yaman. Wow. So we have our three teams top Yaman. That's a good name. So some of you may have seen this game before.
Starting point is 00:09:00 The way it's going to work is that one person in the team is going to have ear plugs and headphones in, and they're not going to be able to hear anything. The other team member is going to have a card with five different words and or phrases. They're going to have to say the card to their partner, and the partner unable to hear them is going to have to guess what they're saying. Are you guys ready to play? It looks like you're all confused. I would be willing to let someone else go first. I did not follow the directions, but I will get there.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I'm just having fun. This is the whisper challenge, right? Yes. Got it. Okay. Yes, I'm bad at this. Perfect. Great. You guys want to go first? You know what? Yes. All right, we have our first team. Wow, okay. Who wants to wear the headphones first?
Starting point is 00:09:42 I'll have the headphones first. I have a feeling the second round's harder. Okay. For context, he's making them listen to Mario Kart World. Great choice. So should we just do one minute to start with everyone? You can't touch it. I can't hear you. I'll hold it. Okay. Are you guys ready? We'll start. with 60 seconds and see how many you can get to get done three two one begin suction cup stop it now suction cup let's say it again suction brush my teeth we might need more than a minute movie hmm boozy boozy lula oh la la la la land booty
Starting point is 00:10:30 Beauty Lafon. Oh, shoot. La La. La. Fun, fun. I feel like Jet and Max. Booty La Laugh. Boot Laugh.
Starting point is 00:10:44 You can move around if you want. Go have fun. Okay. This is crazy. I have music in my ears. Pumper nickel bread. Bumbleoo. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:54 That's time. Do you get a half point? Zero points. We get, we get, we get, One word. Half point? Yeah, we'll give you a point. All right, I guess I'll put these on since I'm right.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I really couldn't hear a thing. That's crazy. Okay. Are you guys ready? Yes. Three, two, one. Are we going? Begin.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Labradoodle. Labradoodle. What? Oh my gosh. Did you hear? Do you have to use on? Forget about it. Forget about it.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Forget about it. No way. Is that it? I'm sorry, Ryan. No, he can hear. He didn't put his things in. Espresso. He said it like Jack Black.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Espresso martini. No way. Six. Ten seconds. Six. Slippery. Slippery? Slippery. Three.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Two. Slippery. Time is up. Time's up. Time's up. Wow. That was good. So, Shane one.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Sorry, Ryan. We're going to lose. Six slippery salamander saying softly. Yeah, that's a tomlender. It's a tongue twister. I thought these were going to be easy, so I put a hard one at the end. They didn't get you out of the water. Could you hear?
Starting point is 00:12:08 No. That's crazy. You're really good at like pronouncing. Yeah. You're good too. It's just me. Wow. Who's next?
Starting point is 00:12:17 All right, Morgan and Chris, team, I don't remember their name. Sorry in advance. I'm not good at reading lips. All right. Ready? Three, two, one, go. I'm. You, your.
Starting point is 00:12:26 A. I'm. Grower. Oh, I'm. It's not great. No hand motions. Oh, no. I'm a grower.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Grower. She's just doing them again. You're doing them. Cinnamon. This is crazy. Sorry, okay, go. Cinnamon. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Cinnamon. That's a hard one. Sin happy, I don't know. Cinnamon. Cinnamon. I don't know. Okay, let's go to the double stuff. Something soft.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Double. Dumb. Double. Double. Double. Soft. Double soft. Double stuffed.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Double stuffed. Oreos. Double stuffed Oreos. Yes. Yes. Yes. Something choose. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:13 You got 10 seconds. Parachute. Parachute. Okay. Parachshu pants. Yes. Yes. I'm giving a half a point for that.
Starting point is 00:13:19 There's a lot of charades. I'm excited. I excited. The fact that I got any, I'm so proud of my. Great job. competitive person with the boom-off. She's like growers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:35 That could have been anything that could have. I don't know. Guys, oh, you haven't been here for one of these. Don't go anywhere. This is our favorite place to be, Atlantis. Whoa. It's so nice and warm here. Wait, you're sponsored by Atlantis?
Starting point is 00:13:54 I love Atlanta. By the mythical land. I was hooking up with random guys at Atlantis. We did go to Atlantis. Oh, yeah, you went. Wait, what? We couldn't afford to stay at Atlantis. So we stayed at a shitty motel across the street.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And then we would go to Atlanta's and break in. It was awesome. What the hell is Atlantis? Yeah. I didn't think it was a shitty hotel. Oh, no, it really kind of was. You're right. Yeah, it was.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Yeah. It was fun. It's like a massive, like a resort. Like a resort in the Bahamas. Well, anyway. Thank you so much. I don't know how to transition that. Can you order those next?
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Starting point is 00:17:55 I was like, well, I don't know. I don't want to ruin the trip in case, like, the vibe's bad. So then we were departing, and seconds before I was going to L.A., they were going to Colorado, and my sister had lost her phone. And so they were both freaking out, and I was like, well, I've got to tell them now or whatever. So they're, like, freaking out about finding a phone. I'm like, and just so you know, I'm gay. That was the...
Starting point is 00:18:17 And then my mom goes, oh, that was so much less stressful than Morgan losing her phone. Plus, I think I said, well, I already know that. When did you know? I really think his whole life, when he would play with Morgan's Barbie dolls more than he would play with her and her best friend. They'd be like, he's gay. Yeah. And they were right. Well, that's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:18:41 And what a good strategy. If you want to come out, just wait until there's a family drama happening. Throw it in at the last second. I'm gay. Gotta go. And then just like that house is on fire. Also I'm gay. This is like, mom, spread the word.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Well, after round one, we have team top Yaman with three points. We have team. Chriskin. Team Chriskin with two and a half points. And we have in third place, team, I don't, you just sort of said something. Yum, yum, yum, yum, with one. Half point. Yeah, half a point.
Starting point is 00:19:15 With a half point. Woo! Yay. Yay. All right. You guys ready for round two? Yeah. This round, should I tell you the theme?
Starting point is 00:19:24 Because maybe we'll make it easier. Yeah. Pop culture. Oh. All right. And here we go. Two. Choo.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Two. Chew. Choo. Fast. Too fast. Choo-choo. Too fast. Chew fast.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Okay. Too furious. Furious. Chew fast fluent. Like mother like son. You might want to move on. Does he know what too fast or furious is? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Hit me, baby, one more time. Hit me baby one more time. Hit me baby one more time. Oh! Okay. SpongeBob. SpongeBob. And Patrick.
Starting point is 00:20:10 And Patrick. Yep. Okay. Michael B. Jordan. Start over. Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Perked. Perked. I'm going to give another half point because I made it a long one at the end. Perked. Perked. Perked. My. Nips. Michael B. Jordan. Perked my nips.
Starting point is 00:20:37 What? Michael B. Jordan hurt your pussy. Oh, oh. It's time, time. Time. Time. Time. Your hips.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Nips. Nips. Nips. Nips. Nips. Nip. Hurt your nips. Time.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Time. I forgot to mention the last one is a longer one. I just like, I thought we moved on for five. You kind of got there pretty quick. I had a feeling the second one would be harder. Actually, they both were. Wow, that was a good one. That was funny.
Starting point is 00:21:05 So you're at three and a half. Woo! Good job, Brian. Very good. You too. Shane, are you ready? I'm ready. Jared, are you ready?
Starting point is 00:21:13 Okay. Perfect. Ready? Here we go. Drain. Drake the Rake the Rock. Josh. Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Humiliation, Richard. Richard. Humiliation. What? His mouth is crazy. Move on. Humiliation ritual. Melissa Joan Hart.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda. Yoda. Baby soda. Yoda. Show. Nah. Baby Jonah. What is he?
Starting point is 00:22:07 What kind of baby? That one's a hard roll. I'll give you if he gets baby Yoda. Yo. Yo. You got it. Time's up, but I want him to get it. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah. That's time. That's time. What was it? It was baby Yoda. Oh, baby Yoda. Humiliation ritual. There was that many of them that I missed?
Starting point is 00:22:34 Oh, God. Touching the bone. Oh, I don't like this at all. It feels crazy. All right. Are you ready? Can I look at my words? You can.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Chris, are you ready? Okay, I'm ready. Morgan, are you ready? Are we starting? Sounds like she's ready. Three, two, one, begin. Sabrina. What's up, Morgan?
Starting point is 00:22:53 Saabrema. Sabrina. Sabrina. Carpenter. Yes. Sabrina Carpenter. Pirates. Miley.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Pirates. Bowser. Pye. Pi. Ritz. Pirates. Pirates. Cyrus.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Pirates. So close. Pirates. Pirates of the Caribbean. Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I was listening the music. What? Are you mad at me? You mad at me? One at a time, one at a time. Sufflae. Spie. Uh, heated.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Eat. Heated. Eataly. Heated. Too hot to handle. Heeded. Kind of. Heeded.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Say the whole thing, Chris. Heeded rivalry. No, say the whole thing. Heated rivalry. Say the whole thing, Chris. Heated rivalry made me hard. Heated rivalry makes me hot. Heated rivalry.
Starting point is 00:23:53 rivalry made me hard. Last guess. Heated rivalry makes me hard. Wow! Right at the buzzer! Wow! You're like a savant. Wow.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Wow. Congratulations. After two rounds, we have team Morkin or something. With five. Whatever. That's a respect on your winner, Steve. Correct. Steve Hartley.
Starting point is 00:24:18 With five and a half points, we have team Yaman, Yaman brother. There's up top yaman with four points and with three and a half points we have the Zimburs Oh, holy my mom Now you're crazy Maybe I'm a bad voice. No, you're not it's me We want to play one more round or we? How about you put it on? Okay, we'll talk to you Okay, I'm ready
Starting point is 00:24:43 Starbucks cold brew Shut your mouth Starbucks, shot mount Starbucks shot put Star Wars Star Wars. Bapp. Bops.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Papp. Bop. It doesn't look six the same every time. Star men. Starman. Starbucks. Starbucks. Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Starbucks? You want me to go here? Oh, cold brew. The Arby's is here with your beef and cheddar. The items. The items. The items. The items.
Starting point is 00:25:17 The Adams. Family. Family. The Adams family. Is. Is. My. My.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Favorite. Family. Favorite. That one came first nature. Mine's, I mean, mine's very me and very easy. That's way too fast. Cop. Stop.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Lobster. Lob. Lob. Loap. Loma. La, la, la, la, right? La la. Club job.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Arby's is here. I'm very. What a way to wrap this game up. This game brought to you by Arby's. Oh, these are the best. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:25:59 I've never tried these. Should we all try that? Okay, prepare. We haven't done a food thing in a while, but we're back to our old ways. Are we already to take a sense? Unlike anywhere you've ever been. Yeah, guide us through this. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:26:12 I feel like I have to start. Do I like it or do I hate it? You love it. You have to love it. You're in denial because you guys want to keep up the facade that Arby's is bad, but if you just do you just, Just lean in a little bit. Well, the flavor fell to the bottom.
Starting point is 00:26:25 You need to stir it. You need to get like. I just, I don't like coffee ice cream. Oh, see, I do. It's pretty good. This for me is hitting. Okay, I don't hit it. I like it a little bit more every second.
Starting point is 00:26:38 But how is it with the curly fries? Is that that's the situation we're dipping? All right, should we pass out the grub? I can't stop chugging it, so must be okay. Oh my gosh, you guys didn't tell me we're getting treated today. You really manifested this actually. All the people I love and care about in one room, smacking down some roast beef and choboka.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Dreams don't get better than this kids. The logo's pretty. I will give them their wrapping. Well, you're gay. So you need the sandwich and some size. Thanks, Steve. Yes, Steve, you're a good host. Thank you, Steve.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Thank you, Steve. Well, hold on. Let's wait for Steve to get his. Okay, see, this is what your bun should look like before you reapply. Oh, the fries. Oh, it's a whole package for sure. Jared already took a bite. No, I didn't. Why is the bag wet?
Starting point is 00:27:24 Oh, maybe one of the cups of cheese exploded. There's cups of cheese? I got a few cups of cheese. Me and Vicky like the cheese. I do. I don't like the roast beef. Their bun is good and their sauce is good. Tell me what you don't like about it.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Exeterally, I don't like. It's like, it's easy to chew. If you had dentures, you'd be like, yes. That's what it's more. I don't have dentures. It's fine, but like, am I going there over top? Taco Bell? No. Well, it's a different mood. Yum, I mean, yum. So good.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Now, Morgan, you were right. Hold on, try it with the Jamoka. Let's tip the fry in the jamoka. The beef is okay. I like it, Morgan. Not a good. It's bad. I'm on board with Ryan. What kind of meat is this? Roast beef.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Supposedly. What is? What is? You made the fries really hard. You guys were simply wrong. I think that they've just doubled down so much on the fact that they hate Arby's that they're all pretenders. Wait, so this tastes like you were hoping it would taste like.
Starting point is 00:28:33 This is accurate. I like it with the fries for the sandwich. Good. They have good bread and they have good fries and they have good sauce. I'll give them what they're good. The shake was also good. It's just the foundation, which is meat, is not good. The other thing they're known for.
Starting point is 00:28:46 They're really lacking on the beef. I like the beef. That's good for you. I want you to like it. I want you to be the spokesperson for Arby. Miss Arby. All the comments are going to agree with you, so you'll find validation there.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Should this be an ongoing segment where every episode? We are not every episode. We try everybody's favorite. Somebody's favorite. Order. Order up. That's what it's called. I really can't get away from eating on the internet.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Well, I appreciate you all trying something for me. You're welcome. You inspired a new segment. So thank you. What's your go-to fast food, Jared? You're number one. I actually really like either Subway or Farmer Boys.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Subway? What? That's next order up. Subway. Everybody ate Subway. Me and Sandy went there last night. Last night. Subway's direball and all right.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Well, I need to go donate all this Arby's to someone. Because we're not throwing it away. I ate mine. Really? Do you guys want mine? All right, we're going to take a quick little break when we come back. Conspiracy Cornering, guys, it's going to get wild because we also have true crime. All right.
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Starting point is 00:33:56 a launtra type of love hey welcome back oh my god who's that guys what did I miss I found a little change of clothes and some guys offer me to swap clothes I said yeah oh yeah is it weird that it just smells like Arby's in here I was wondering what that smell was smells really good I can't believe I missed Arby's oh I wish I was here for that but can we all agree in and out smells like B-O yeah And my car right now speaks because Ryland took Chris and Spencer to in and out for the sip and I destroyed my car. I will say it might be the craziest thing we've ever eaten on the sip. So definitely go give it a watch.
Starting point is 00:34:37 You have to the way he swiveled that mic over when he heard his name. I was like, oh, we need a little promotion for the sip. We're doing hard work over there. Okay. Well, you know who does not need promotion because she fucking tricked me. She got me. Now listen. This is a theory, okay?
Starting point is 00:34:54 I'm going to dive down a real deep rabbit hole because I saw this reel. I was having a bad night, and her reel popped up, and I was like, I love her, gave it a like. Then her reel started popping up on my Instagram homepage, and I was like,
Starting point is 00:35:07 something about this is feeling a little off to me, and that's when I started falling down the rabbit hole. Have you guys heard of baddie Bethany? No. All right, let me show you her page. 702,000 followers. She's 82 years young, iconic, rich, and fabulous. Look at her, living her life, showing all her money, showing her boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Oh, baddie. She's a baddie showing her purse collection. But what really got me- Guilf alert. Guilf. Maybe good guilt. Never heard of you. Okay, so here's the first one I saw.
Starting point is 00:35:38 And we'll have to mute it for copyright. Okay, look at her. What a queen. Right? Her Jemoka's bringing the boys of the yard. Okay. So I saw that. I was like, oh, that's so cute.
Starting point is 00:35:53 She can dance better than me. Yeah, me too. I look at her in front of her G-wagon. I'm like, oh, my God, look at her, living her life. Her with her boyfriend. I'm like, oh, this is so cute. That's her boyfriend? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Different men. And look at her caption, to whoever said women expire after 30, I'm in my 80s and still living in my prime. And I was like, I love her. So then I was back on my Instagram Explorer page, and I saw her again. And I was like, oh, that's my wait a minute. That's not baddie, Betty. That's too rich to age.
Starting point is 00:36:21 and too rich to age is 75, retired from being nice. I love that. Honestly, I want that in my bio. Okay, so she has 212,000 followers. Let's watch some of her reels. Okay, she's getting in her Rolls-Royce, living her life, just doing her thing, okay? She's in her car, just being a baddie,
Starting point is 00:36:44 showing her rich life, right? And I'm like, this is kind of reminding me of baddie Bethany, and this is too rich to age. just ripping off baddie Bethany? Like, what is happening? So then I find another one. Madam VV. 75 years of style, vintage, not old.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Okay? She's swatting away the haters. She's showing all her diamonds, her rich life, being a queen. And I was just like, this is starting to get confusing. That's when I saw. She says she's 82 years old. That's her, she says in 1966, and then today.
Starting point is 00:37:15 And I'm like, that looked a lot like Marilyn Monroe, but like this woman's studying 82 years old. Then I started watching a few of the, videos and I'm like something about this doesn't feel. That's what I said. This is a completely AI generated internet personality. Oh. Who's getting brand deals, recommending.
Starting point is 00:37:34 No. Products. And it's not a real person. And AI isn't even good yet. Like so many of you immediately clocked that that was not real. But the majority of people did think that was real. And AI isn't even good yet. It's gonna get to a point where we cannot detect whether it's
Starting point is 00:37:51 really that person or a real person or AI. And that is scary. Okay. So you just write a prompt and you can manage an influencer's life and take 100% instead of being an agent and taking 10. Okay. It's scary that you thought that fast. But here's what really freaked me out.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Now listen, I did not want to believe this. I was like, no. There's no way. Not my betty. Not my baddie, Betty. There's no way that somebody just put Marilyn Monroe into Chad GBT and said, make her 82, which is maybe what they did. I was like, there's no way that happened.
Starting point is 00:38:21 But then I went back to the page of Too Rich to Age, and I noticed something really weird. Look at this reel and tell me if you notice it. Her face is shifting. I know, but keep looking. Is there anything else weird that you notice? Does she have too many fingers? I didn't notice that, but maybe.
Starting point is 00:38:45 There's no reflection behind her in the mirror. None. That is so scary. That's so scary. And I was like, what the fuck? I go to the comments. And there's no comments about it. And I was like, there's literally no reflection in the mirror.
Starting point is 00:38:57 What the fuck? Maybe is she AI too? Are all these beautiful mature women AI? So then this is where it gets a little weird. Please, Badi Beth, and you don't assume me. Don't comfort me. Just take this as a promotion. I went to her Instagram and I was like, well, let me look at her bio.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Like maybe she says who created her or something. So I click on her website and it takes me to this website. And it says, baddy, betty, betty, the one and only. But then at the bottom, it says, ladies, are you ready to upgrade from low effort coffee dates to luxury shopping sprees with my elite playbook for unlocking a high value provided partner and the luxe life that comes with him join the wait list 48 hour early access and bonus seduction scripts only 500 spots left she's selling like coaching classes oh quote unquote i hate the people that are like buy my course and you'll be a millionaire by the end of the mind and baddie betty's doing that and people are
Starting point is 00:39:50 probably buying it because people think like, oh, I want to be this baddie when I'm 82. With AI in general in all industries, that's going to become the world we live in where people are going to try to utilize AI to make them money to manage a service that AI is creating. Well, yes, and you're going to be like ever since I liked one of her posts, my Instagram is filled with fake people. And I like don't know yet. And then like literally I was just watching some lady dance in her kitchen. I was like, oh, this is cute. And then I was like, looking at it and I was like, is this AI? And then I look into it. I'm like, oh, it is. Now there's just like thousands of AI people on Instagram, but for what? And then people are trying to turn
Starting point is 00:40:30 them into like the next talk to a girl. It's sad because it makes nothing matter. I don't know. Just something about falling in love with this woman and then realizing she might not be real, really hit me hard. How do you feel? Like when you saw that where you just like, oh my gosh, like, that's me when I'm 80. I can't wait. And now, did you feel lied to? Definitely. And now I'm wondering I watched a hundred and five-year-old lady running marathons. Did I tell you about this one, Morgan? Oh, she was. No, you were telling you was last night.
Starting point is 00:40:58 But now I want to go back to look. I bet it is AI. And I've seen a few things like on TikTok of people finding out someone they, like, whose content they enjoy is fake. Like there was someone who was like, oh, I found this new artist that I love. And I've been like streaming their music nonstop. And I was telling everyone, go listen to her. And like she's not real.
Starting point is 00:41:15 And he was like heartbroken. And he's like, I don't want to listen to it anymore. but it was good. And I'm like, this sucks. That's the sad part is they're going to get better than us. This sucks. Yeah. Everything sucks.
Starting point is 00:41:28 At least we got our fees. I don't know. Nothing fake about that. There's nothing fake. Okay. Well, speaking of my world ending, guys, I think all of our worlds might be ending. Did you hear about the Doomsday Clock? Has it gotten even less?
Starting point is 00:41:44 It's gotten even less. No way. It is no. 85 seconds. to midnight. This is the closest the world has ever been to midnight. The risks we face from nuclear weapons, climate change, and disruptive technologies are all growing. Every second counts, and we are running out of time. It is a hard truth, but this is our reality. What a depressing job that would be? The Dooms Day clock person? Well, guys, more bad news. Well, supposedly the Doomsday
Starting point is 00:42:13 clock in 26 is closer than ever to the apocalypse. I fully still still. don't understand the doomsday clock you've broken it down to us before but i was like wait i don't get it because like what is is every second a year or like sorry my jimoka's coming up it's not really like a time thing necessarily a clock is just the metaphorical structure they're using but they're just saying that the world could end at any second at this point and they're giving you contributing factors that being the case i saw one thing that freaked me out yesterday and it said at some point in the not too far away future Everything on social media will be posted by dead people. And I was like, wait, what does that mean?
Starting point is 00:42:54 But then I thought about it. I'm like, oh, yeah, because we're all aging and then we're all going to die. But all of our stuff stays on the internet. So now most of the people online are dead people. Because you know when you watch movies, like from the 50s and you're like, wow, they're all dead. That's going to be like that for the internet. Whoa. And every all the kids, you know, 30 years from now, 40 years from now, wow, all these people are dead.
Starting point is 00:43:14 That's crazy, right? Yeah, that is wild. And so sad and scary. That is. Well, speaking of the world ending again, guys, okay, this one I thought was kind of funny, and then I kind of got scared. We've talked about it before. The Mountain Dew theory. The theory is every time Mountain Dew comes out with a new flavor, something bad happens that correlates with the name of the flavor, which like some of them are a stretch, but some of them are like pretty on point and it's pretty scary.
Starting point is 00:43:39 So then Spencer is like, oh, have you heard about the new one? I was like, no. So these new flavors, there's three of them. There's Mountain Dew Whiteout. Mountain Dew Code Red, coming back, and Mountain Dew Voltage. And then Spencer goes, well, why that already happened? Yeah, everyone's already saying like, oh yeah, the storm that covered the entire country. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Predicted it. Right as it dropped. Then what's next? Code Red and voltage. What the hell does that mean? Are we all going to lose power? Are we all going to get electric? A lot of people lost their power in the snowstorm.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Well, but then you put them all together. Just watch this video. It's crazy. Mountain Dew's got a ton of new stuff coming out in 2020. The return of a major fan favorite you guys have been asking for for. So let's get into the dates and details. We're starting off with a new scoop that we haven't talked about yet,
Starting point is 00:44:21 and that is the return of Whiteout. We're expecting this to start hitting shelves in mid-May with a caveat. Sounds like it's only gonna be available in a variety pack that's going to contain whiteout, code red, and voltage. But if you know anything about Mountain Dew, these three flavors together may sound familiar.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Combine those together, you get do S.A. So it is technically going back. Okay. That scares me because they're combining these, these tragedies together to make USA? Yeah. I don't fucking know. It's freaking me out.
Starting point is 00:44:46 We got wide up. out going on. This is all just the theory. Then we got code red, which to me sounds like code red. This is a bad situation. And then finally a voltage, which sounds like a mass power outage. That's the USA for 2026. Like I feel like this is scary me. You got to give it to them though. Do USA? Yeah, that's pretty good. That's good. That's clever. Okay, Mountain Dew needs to lean into this and be like, we got a new flavor coming scared yet. It should be like Groundhog Day where it's like, is there going to be something bad this year? No, it should be called Dooms Day.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Mountain Dooms Day. Yeah. Whoa. Wow, that was good. Well, thanks Mountain Dew. What do we do now? What do we do? Do the do.
Starting point is 00:45:27 What did we do? What did we do? What did we do? Anyways. Okay, this next one, I wasn't going to do this one. I wasn't going to do you. this one. But you went and dut it. But I dood it anyways.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Because I'm thinking we got the whole Adam family here. We should see what side they're on. Maybe it's genetic. Let's see where we all land. Guys, I hate to say it. I hate to say it. Oh, no. Shane, Spencer.
Starting point is 00:46:01 There's a new dress. I can't believe you're doing this to us. Oh. Wait. It could look pink or white or gray and teal. Teal. But so then what's the question? What do you see?
Starting point is 00:46:19 This is what I'm saying, guys. But we all see the... What colors are looking at it? Well, what do you see? I mean, pink and white. Really? Yeah, pink and white. What do you see?
Starting point is 00:46:28 I see blue and gray. Right there? Yeah. Right there, you see blue and gray. See, okay, I'm going to come kick you in the fucking face. I see teal and gray, blue and gray. Okay, guys. Good, good send it.
Starting point is 00:46:41 It's his angle. He's like from the side. He's had Arby's and it's affecting his vision. Did you guys agree? Did you guys agree on the last one? Yes. We've agreed on all of them actually. That's the crazy thing.
Starting point is 00:46:53 He's been poisoned. My sister came here and poisoned us. I see pink and white from over here. I can see both. Good answer. I can see a world. Oh, he can always see both. I can't.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I can see a world where I'm like, okay, that's pink and white, but the lighting is really weird and it's making it look blue and gray. Like that's what I see. Where do you see blue? What color's blue? Where's the white? Like this lighting makes it look like that white could be a bluish and that I don't could be a gray.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Wait, okay. So you're saying it looks bluish, but you understand that it's not. Is that weird? My brain is telling me. It worked. My brain is telling me that it could be bolts.
Starting point is 00:47:33 I know, but it's pink and white as pictured here. Not to me. Even when I swiped. You said to you. Yeah. He ate the whole thing. I didn't eat the whole Arby's and I think it's pink and white.
Starting point is 00:47:47 No, but you know what's weird? When you played this, I first saw a blue and a gray dress. And then when it came to the next video, I saw a pink dress. Wait, that's annoying because I saw the other way. And so I thought there were two, I thought we were seeing two different dresses. We are. And then you played it again. I saw the same thing the whole time.
Starting point is 00:48:04 You didn't. I swear. Can we replay it? No, I swear. He's rage baiting me. Okay, let's rewatch. Pink and white. Oh no, it's even more blue that time.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Yeah, that's blue and gray. Blue and gray. You saw blue and gray, Vicki? I saw it the first time, but when it turns, they're playing with your mind. That is not for real. That is not for real. Let us know the comments. What colors do you see pink and white or what did you see?
Starting point is 00:48:29 And I'm going to stay out of them or I'm going to think you guys. I saw it's silver. Blue and yeah, silvery gray, yeah. Let us know. Fight it out. I wish there were glasses we could put on so we could see what the other person sees. Maybe I should take my glasses. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:48:42 Yeah. walking each other's shoes perhaps. Yeah, I want to see. Or have each other's AI necklace on each other's necks. That's right. Guys, this is pissing me off. We literally a year ago, maybe two years ago, talked about that device friend,
Starting point is 00:48:58 which like went viral and people were like, this cannot be real. It was literally a necklace that would hang on your neck and it would talk to you all day. And it would be like, ooh, you like in that Arby? Like, what do you order? Like, it would just talk to you all day. And people were like, that's so sad.
Starting point is 00:49:11 That's so crazy. Why would you do that? Like, how many calories is in this? Yeah, like you could have it be a friend. But a smart friend. And we were like, there's no way that that would be real. Well, I've never brought anybody else. I mean, besides her.
Starting point is 00:49:24 She goes everywhere with you, right? Mm-hmm. Now, OpenAI announces that their first wearable device will launch in summer or fall of this year. And it literally looks just like friend, hangs on your neck. You can talk to it all day. Does that one up a camera? Yeah, it has a camera because it has to watch everything you're doing on it. Well, it's not just Chad GPD getting in on this.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Apple allegedly is working on their own camera-equipped AI-style pin that's wearable, the size of an air tech. I, like, is this just now? Nobody thinks this is weird. Like, what? What's the point of having this and your phone, though? Can't your phone do everything that this would hypothetically do? Yeah. Well, your phone isn't always watching.
Starting point is 00:50:04 So I think we've talked about it one time in the past. But there's a company who their whole thing is getting facial recognition. to like the top, I think it's Palantir, right? We talked about him. Who's going to own the rights to the footage being produced by these cameras? And like, how open is this footage to being warranted if, like, the government needs to see it or something? Like, this will be something where the second you open it is going to ask you to tap on an agreement. And I guarantee you it's going to say somebody can look at this whenever they want.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Well, and, yeah. We need to get really, really stringent about reading fine print, especially with stuff like this coming out, in my opinion. Didn't that happen in chat, GPT? Now, like, everything you've ever said to it could just be used in, like, court cases and stuff. Yeah. Like, wasn't there a movie that almost is reminiscent of this situation? Eagle Eye or something like that? The Shia LeBuff movie?
Starting point is 00:50:56 I believe so. I think that movie is about how there's cameras everywhere, and there's someone who is able to access all of them, and then you can, like, have surveillance on whatever you want all the time. It's pretty gnarly stuff to think about, and people are going to actively be paying to be a part of the experiment. Well, that and also people might already be a part of some of these experiments because if you guys didn't know, TikTok had another update. And people are mad about it.
Starting point is 00:51:21 They are? Yeah. Yeah. Listen. I think people are actually deleting it. Yeah. Yeah. So.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Woo-hoo. Come back to the tube. It's never too. Oh, please. You haven't done us wrong. We have years and years of videos. You can go back and binge. Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:37 TikTok has done a lot of adjustments to their. terms and conditions, some of them including basically they can collect your information as they've already been doing, but they can actually show you ads outside of TikTok. So when you're not even on the app, you're on other apps or other websites or something, they can still track you through those allegedly just a theory. Well, this is really creepy. So ever since that happened, people started getting really weird search suggestions on their TikTok. So I can't even process what some of this means. But okay, we'll start slow. This one. Beware of the man who speak in, I don't know what that means,
Starting point is 00:52:12 messaging to Americans from other countries, this device has been seized. And then if you keep scrolling, these are all sent in by viewers, by the way. I gave you too many chances to leave America now. Literally what the fuck is going on? Government knows you have a spiritual gift.
Starting point is 00:52:31 What? It's a gate to them. Do you know how lucky you are to have? Your mobile device is still in the vehicle. Look at what your brother did to you. to you. Ew. Like literally what the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Leave America now. That's another one. Yeah. There's like some of them are repeated over and over again. Oh my God. NASA wants people to evacuate. Yeah. So everyone just started like as soon as the update happened.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Everyone just was like, wait, what is this? Like many, many people were sending in emails with like, wait, what the fuck's wrong with my TikTok? What the fuck's wrong with my TikTok? And it kept being like this over and over again. And so what happened? They just merged with another company or? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:05 They just took over from like the Chinese company who still owns like a part of it. but now it's majority owned by like these other people. A US company. Well, very creepy. Before we get into Jared's theory and Vicki's true crime, let's lighten the mood just a little bit. I want to show you something that I found recently that I thought was really funny. Have you seen the American sniper clip? With a baby?
Starting point is 00:53:25 Have you seen this? So this is literally in a movie, that one best picture, I believe, at the Oscars, watch this clip of Bradley Cooper in this baby. I do. Yeah, see they can't wait and we can. Look at a movie. That's a fucking baby doll. That's a baby doll.
Starting point is 00:53:54 That's crazy? Listen, shout out to Bradley for making it work. He like moved his dog, his little arm. Isn't that so funny? What do you think happened? Do you think the real baby got sick or something? And they were like, what do we do? Or they tried a few takes with the baby
Starting point is 00:54:08 and it just wasn't working. They didn't even change. Listen, not to shade them, but they didn't even, I have seen that baby doll in that outfit at Target. Like, they didn't even change the, like, you can see the beanie is, like, stitched to the head. Like, that is so, it just made you happen. I just see it, like, 20 years, like, Instagram real, where are they now from American sniper? Bradley Cooper, and there's Bradley Cooper morphing into himself now. And they're just the baby doll.
Starting point is 00:54:33 You need to make it out. Make that. Wow. Well, that was fun. Um, okay. Jared, take us down the rabbit hole. We're traveling out. We're in Joshua Tree. Oh.
Starting point is 00:54:44 We're having a nice time. The stars are up at night. It's beautiful. But about 20 miles away or so is a town called Landers. Very spooky. And one of the things that you will find if you explore enough is something called giant rock. Is anyone here familiar by chance? So Giant Rock, what it is.
Starting point is 00:55:03 And I actually have a picture of it right here. Oh, whoa. In that bottom corner right there is actually. Sandy. Oh my God. And so what you're looking at is the main bulk of the rock and then a piece of it that fell off about 25 years ago or so in 2000. But so what this is, it's the largest freestanding boulder in the world. So it's about 60 feet tall and the bottom of it takes up about 5,000 square feet. And where did it come from? I mean, it's an enigma. Nobody really knows where it came from. I'm sure people have studied it and tried to theorize it. But this is just like an anomaly because of its size and there is a mountain next. to it, but none of the rocks are even looking scale to this rock. So for centuries and centuries, this rock has been revered as something that holds a certain power to it. And in the 1930s, a gentleman named Frank Kritzer, he was a gold miner, and he was going
Starting point is 00:55:51 around trying to find the perfect place to homestead where he could mine for gold, obviously. And he saw this rock, and he thought, well, you know, it's like 140 degrees out here in the Mojave Desert, very hot. But maybe if I built a little room underneath this rock, I could live underneath it. Like Patrick. Yeah, the thermodynamics of having a rock above me will help. And he was an insanely smart guy. So he built like a 400 square foot apartment, you could almost say, underneath this rock.
Starting point is 00:56:18 What? And yeah, so he lived underneath it. And you can actually see. It's not a museum, but when you go there, you can see underneath where he would have accessed it. That crack? No, not that crack. It's actually around the rock on the other side of it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:32 And in the 1940s, we were in World War II. and the government got wind of this guy living under this rock, and the speculation was maybe he's a spy for Germany. So they came over to the rock, they had a confrontation with him outside, he went back underneath the rock, and in order to get him out of it, they threw smoke bombs,
Starting point is 00:56:52 but unbeknownst to them, he had a bunch of dynamite under this rock, and it actually blew up everything underneath, killing him instantly, unfortunately. And so, you know, after that point, the rock had a little bit of silence around it. But in the very early 50s, a man named George Van Tassel ended up coming over and homesteading for the rock. And one night as he was meditating, he got visited from what he said was aliens that came from Venus.
Starting point is 00:57:18 These were like the common visitors who told him that this rock is extremely sacred. The aliens use it as a landing pad. And for like hundreds of years, people have meditated underneath it in order to communicate with these extraterrestrial beings. And they told him a secret for keeping your body young forever and how to time travel. And it's actually a place you could visit about 10 minutes away from this rock called the Integratron. And it has been converted because it's like revered as having some of the best acoustics in the world. And now it's a sound bath. So that was under the rock?
Starting point is 00:57:57 No, 10 minutes away. No, that's about 10 minutes away. Okay. But that looks like Patrick's house. Yeah, but the crazy thing is now it's being used as this sound bath. And he said that the aliens gave him information on how you could stay young and keep yourselves rejuvenated in your body. And it wasn't until just maybe like 20, 30 years ago, scientists did a bunch of research and actually found that certain sound frequencies like the ones in these sound bats are very good for de-stressing, helping you anti-age and all of this stuff. So, I mean, the guy said he got visited by aliens who.
Starting point is 00:58:32 gave him secret information about how to stay young and all this stuff. And he built something that literally science has proven to be effective. Oh. It's pretty crazy stuff. I mean, when you go there, it's like nuts. You got to drive very far. I mean, they ended up having to build the airfield next to it just so people could fly it and visit this rock. But it's like a trip.
Starting point is 00:58:49 And you can drive right by it. And it's a little bit sketchy because they have barbed wire all over the place. So I almost got flat tires trying to get close to it. But yeah, there it is. Wow. Well, let's all go sound bath. Let's do it. I do like those vibrations.
Starting point is 00:59:06 I do too. I like sound bass. But if you're into the obscure, the weird stuff, Joshua would trade in itself is a great place to go. But you got to go visit Giant Rock. You got to experience it for yourself and, you know, let us know what you think about it. But very cool space.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Very cool spot. Wow. Well, speaking of people who just keep getting younger. Vicki. Bade us with sound. Whoa. Bade us with those true crime sounds. Well, now I want to go to a sound bath.
Starting point is 00:59:31 Me too. Today's true crime story that I'm going to tell you is a pretty recent one. It's just been in the news the last 30 days, and I admit I've been following it because they just keep coming up with more updates, which really rills me in. So I just can't help it. And it's very sad because it's about a family of four. The mother and father are Monique and Spencer Tempe. And so you may have heard about this story, and it happened just about. about a month ago.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Right after Christmas, this couple was in their home of five years, and they've been married for five years, and they have two kids that are two and four. And Spencer is a dentist, and his boss from the dental office calls the police and lets them know that he has an employee that hasn't shown up for work, and that it's so unlike him that he really wants them
Starting point is 01:00:23 to go do a well check on them. So then a neighbor hears the kids in the house screaming and going crazy. And he calls the police, and they tell him that he, you know, shouldn't go in. The police will be there soon. But he does get in, and he goes up to the bedroom, and he calls 911, and he said, there's a body. And so then the police really send somebody quickly.
Starting point is 01:00:48 But it was the body of Spencer Tempe. Then the police do come in, and they find actually that the wife had also been shot. So both Spencer and Monique were shot. And so the police discover this and the kids were just, yeah, can you imagine? Yeah, one was four years old and the other's two. So really quite quickly, the police zero in on Monique's ex-husband. And he is a vascular surgeon. They've been divorced for almost a decade.
Starting point is 01:01:19 And so it's allegedly said that he has emotionally abused her and even strangulation possibilities. And that's all alleged. they haven't quite confirmed all of this yet. So they start checking footage of ring cameras, and they realize that the person that's on the ring cameras at two or three in the morning walking up and down the streets in front of their house, going around to the back of their house, it really fits the shape of this ex-husband.
Starting point is 01:01:48 And so with that, they decide to go after him and check him out. Well, they realized that he booked a room at the hospital for the night of the murder, and he booked it completely, and he showed that he was in the room for 14 hours. He leaves his cell phone behind in the room, and that way he has a cover for this, is what they're allegedly saying.
Starting point is 01:02:10 And then they find out, and this has just been updated within the last week, that he probably actually entered their house while they were on vacation the first part of December and actually made it so that he could have a window where he could get back in easily after Christmas. And that's what he did. So he, in the middle of the night, like I say, didn't take his cell phone.
Starting point is 01:02:32 He didn't want it to be tracked that he had gone there. But I think the first time he did have his cell phone, and that's how they know that. So he goes back to the house just a few days after Christmas. Imagine the house all decorated for Christmas and, you know, celebrating the holidays. And this happens. So the poor kids have lost their parents. And then just left? And then, oh, yeah, just left.
Starting point is 01:02:57 But he had been. I guess weeks before that, friends let the police know that she had said that he had been making threats that he would come and take her life or move into the house next to her and make her life miserable. Oh my God. So is this guy denying that he did all this? Yep. What is he saying? What's like his defense? He's just saying I was asleep at the hospital all night.
Starting point is 01:03:21 But really he booked the room. That doesn't prove he was in the room. He left his phone in the room, but that doesn't prove anything. But this is a recent story, and so you can kind of follow it, and it just breaks my heart, so I can't get my mind off of it. So where is it at right now? Like, are they in court? Or what's the situation? No, not in court yet. Like I say, it only happened 30 days ago, but they do have him in custody, and then he's awaiting trial. Wow. So.
Starting point is 01:03:47 I'll definitely keep an eye out for that. That's so sad. It is sad, isn't it? Justice for the tempays, you know? Yeah, I agree. It's really sad. Yeah. Well, really sad story. But it's time for a recap now. Well, I was kind of going like you just birthed an amazing moment in the show. Oh.
Starting point is 01:04:09 But you also birthed an amazing human. Thank you for calling me amazing. In the show. Whoa. And it's time for a recap. Woo. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Morgan is here as a guest. and tried brainwashing us in a conspiracy corner of her own
Starting point is 01:04:38 that Arby's is delicious. I got the meats over here. In a new segment we're calling. I don't know. I don't know. That's a good one. I got the meats. That's their slogan.
Starting point is 01:04:53 That's what you're going to say when you're on the billboard. Yes. That's their slogan. I have the meat. And there's nothing cheesy about it. Leave the cheese off of it. Oh, you thought you could get a recap. without me didn't you freaks.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Sally! Sally, we missed you. How are you? I bet you did. I could go a little longer without seeing you. I didn't miss you to myself. Steve, you were the one that hosted this incredible game today. Tell me all about it.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Your hair looks like carpet. Oh, you're whispering. I get it. Sally, incredible episode today. I can't wait to try that chocolate syrup. Jared was talking about to have some caffeine in my drink. Oh, yes. We're starting to worry about it.
Starting point is 01:05:34 about that, Jared. He's consuming so much caffeine. I'm not sure he's okay. Shut up. You know who else isn't okay? People using TikTok. Absolutely. TikTok has updated their privacy policy,
Starting point is 01:05:48 and now they can see in your home what you're doing when you're just... I think this is Morgan and your mom's first time seeing this in the line. This is our poorest execution. It looks good. It looks good once it's all edited. Damn.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Normally we're pretty good. The Lennials are cracking fatties with honey packs. Have you heard honey packets would make you hard? Oh, are you kidding me, silly? I'm cracking a fatty right now. I know. I'm going to call HR because you're not my time, Steve. Giant Rock, time travel.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Okay. Jared and Sandy went to visit the giant. Rock, period. Yes, they did, Sally. They saw a giant rock where aliens that would only have come to abduct human beings before. And it was weird. It was weird.
Starting point is 01:06:46 It was fun. It was very cool. Spencer's trying to start some drama today. Oh yeah, just fight with Spencer. Sally, you're trying to start drama every time. Spencer, shut the fuck up. It's on the scene and it caused drama because Chris had to open his stupid mouth
Starting point is 01:07:04 Being all stupid. What do you have to say for yourself? It's just the colors I saw. I can't help it. Stupid. Can you even see colors, Sally? It's fuck you. I hope you enjoyed this fantastic episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. What was your favorite part? Sound off in the comment section below.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Your voice is changing. I know. What's Sally? It's over. Oh, no. All right. I go. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell this was. Literally, wow, what a day.
Starting point is 01:07:40 But it's so much fun. Me too. It was okay. What? We had Arby's and everything. I think that was the problem. All right, guys, go. We'll see you guys next time.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Thanks for joining us. And yeah, go check out Arby's. And if you go to Arby, say Morgan sent me. See you next time. Bye. Bye.

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