The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Organ Harvesting Conspiracy Theory

Episode Date: August 24, 2025

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It's crazy. It's crazy. Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Lover's edition. Oh, not us. And then we are lovers. I just, of course you're my lover.

You're more than that. Well, then why did you say not us? Well, because we're not sitting next to each other in a love scene. Oh, Jared and Sandy are the podcast's favorite couple. I don't know if there's that much love going on over there either because before the show. You're literally holding it. Sandy was like, I need a pillow for some separation. Yeah, because he was like, we'll move the pillow,

and I was like, I need it for some separation. But we do have some practice because we've been watching Sex in the City lately. Jared actually requested it. And he's been obsessed with it. He's like putting it on every night. Yes. The original or in just like that? Oh, the original.

It's easy to watch, okay? Isn't it every episode like about a dick? Well, last night was about a dildo. But changed it up I just I feel comfortable knowing that there's a show waiting for me Whenever I need to watch something Like it's always depressing Like it's always depressing when you're getting near the end of a show

And it's like how am I going to ever find something that fills this void But Jared has been loving it because yesterday we watched it And he had to rewind like an air a part of the show like three times And he was laughing so hard Oh wow it's that good Yeah the only thing that he doesn't like because we're in season one. He doesn't like how Carrie Bradshaw, like, breaks the fourth wall.

So he was like, when are they going to stop talking to the camera? Oh. And so we're waiting for that. I've just seen it. It takes me out of it. Wait, so I don't know that much about the show, but I do know, like, Carrie and then, like, the... Samantha. She's the slut, right?

That's what people say. That's what people say. She's a modern woman. Okay, yeah. So, like, isn't the whole thing, like, which one are you? So, like, Jared, which one are you? I think I'm very. much the Miranda, I think.

Why? We have red hair. I mean, that's a give-me-gimmy. Well, what is my marina? She has, like, a very sarcastic, dry humor that I feel like I relate to. Yes. What are you fucking crazy? That's your answer?

Well, here's what I love about Jared. You're not afraid to get in touch with your feminine side when it comes to TV. Because me and Jared has watched the gayest shows ever since we were kids, like Dawson's Creek, DeGrassey, the new class. These are very girl-heavy girl-power shows. Maybe that's why we're such, we're so in touch with our feminine side. I have a theory. I think a lot of who I am to DeGrasi, you know?

Which character on that? It really molded me as a, into a man who's willing to watch sex in the city with my life. And to be fair, I think most shows after a couple seasons turn into a soap opera no matter what they are. Right, right. You know what I'm saying? So I just right away start off with the soap opera. Right. And you know me and Jared love our soaps.

Okay. Can I also explain one more thing? So, yes. Thank you guys. much for being so nice about our new set. We are still a work in progress. I know there's things going wrong with it. Although, big news, Jared, we replaced his trash can with an actual piece of furniture, which is now Spencer's, because Spencer's on the couch, but that's because Jared and Sandy are on the love seat. It's getting a little confusing. Every time I look over it.

So when I sit on it, it's just the sad love seat or something. The single seat. The single seed. The searching for love seat. Okay, so we also got a ladder behind Jared Sandy with a couple blankets on it. Oh, me vibe. Chris's pig has a table now. I did break it to her the other day. But there is one major problem that we're still working through, and there's really no fix for it, and that's the air.

So we can't actually have the air conditioning going while we're filming because it's really loud. So we have to turn the air off, and you will notice, and you did notice in the last episode, we got progressively and progressively more and more hot to where we started melting, and we were all bright red and covered in sweat by the end of the episode and looked like we're about to die. So that's going to happen again. That's me at the start of this episode.

It's so fucking hot in here. Literally instantly. You guys are hot. Are you guys? I feel like I'm having sinus issues because this office is so fucking freezing. Ryland has a blanket covering it. Here it's fine. Outside.

Another big update. Can't believe I almost forgot to say this. If you guys haven't noticed, Sally has a Ryland wig on. In one of the last episodes, I think it was Jared. that gave us this idea, which is maybe if Ryland was using Sally during the recap with a Ryland wig on Sally, it would make more sense. Like, if we had a Ryland wig on top of Sally, that'd be epic. Okay. I mean, it would definitely add to it. So we'll see if it works today. Okay. I just love from my view, it looks like she's just staring at you.

I love that. My angle does feel like an alpaca horror movie. Like, have you seen Velasa Paster? It feels like that, like there's a... Tell me more. Feels like, oh, there's a pastor like in church? Yeah. And he turns into like a raptor. It's a master.

With claw? Yes. Okay. Is this an indie movie? Yeah. It sounds like this was filmed on an Okieafone. That probably would look better. So what is it?

This is... Hmm. Okay. I'm sorry to try to process it. Does he eat people? Uh, kind of. I just want to clarify this shirt isn't in my wardrobe. And honestly, I'm a little offended.

I thought the theme might be universal, but no, I'm the only gay one. Can I say that that is interesting because I didn't have a theme going into this. My original theme, oh, actually, I did. Sorry, my theme was, it's fall, y'all. No. Because to me personally, it is fall. I know it's not technically fall yet, but pumpkin is coming back, sweetie. What about Telentubby screams fall?

Nothing. That's why I'm saying. My original theme was it's fall, y'all, which is why I'm wearing like a fall. I wear a lot of beer shirts for someone who doesn't drink. It's the main part of your wardrobe. So, yes, I was wearing this, and I have my, you know, Camel's Stanley. You should have given that to Jared. Well, no, Jared's wearing a jersey, fun little fall thing.

Yeah. But then I got a fall outfit for Chris, but he came in this beautiful, like, cum-splatt shirt. Literally. My mom bought it for me. Oh, shut up, Mom. She knows so well. Honestly, I was thinking the same thing. There's no other way to define that shirt than come splat.

But I literally love it. And I was like, he's wearing that. Good shirt. Other side note, Chris. So me, I think, are me and you the only ones in the room that had COVID? I don't know. I think so. Yeah.

Okay. How did we get our COVID? For me, personally, I think maybe I got it on my birthday when we went to see a movie. Although, nobody else got it. And I don't really go anywhere. So I don't know. I got it from somewhere, though. You, we were trying to rack our brains.

Where did Chris get it from? And then Rylan showed me a video of Chris going to a war tour where he was crowd-fishing. Yes. And the strangers were rubbing his face. So first of all, tell us about that experience. That was crazy video. I love it. I had the best time maybe of my life.

I had so much fun. Warp Tour was the thing I've gone to since I wasn't elderly, like back when it was before it got canceled the first time around. But way back then, I've been to many with friends, and I always had such a good time. And then it finally came back. I was so excited. I bought tickets before I even knew who the line,

like who were the band were, what the lineup was. And it was so much fun, but also I'm so old and I felt it. Because the original warped while, you went crowd surfing. That's why you felt it. And you got sick. I mean, anyone might feel that. But I moshed and crowdsurfed did all that stuff back then, too, and I was fine. Crowdsurfing as a grower is confident.

Are you kidding me? I would never crowd surfaced down. No. That's my night. Well, I'm so happy that you went. And even though you got COVID, which was brutal, by the way. This particular strain. New variant.

Which they're calling razor throat. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Which I didn't know, and I had that. And when someone said, that's what it's called, I'm like, that makes so much sense. Did you have that? No, I took Pax Lovid, which is, I guess, the drug for COVID,

and it's supposed to make it better. I don't know. All it did was make my mouth taste like the blood. It's the worst. It's so disgusting. And it gave me, guys, cover your headphones. If you're eating, put it aside. It gave me, like, like, booty lava. Like, it was like, the movie volcano.

Also, I don't think you've ever encountered a sickness that has. I haven't given you booty lava. I haven't encountered a restaurant that I haven't given me booty lava. Because I don't get booty lava and you always get you get booty. No, I don't. We don't even share a bathroom. The other night. Oh, please.

No, I was actually talking about myself because I walked into the bathroom and, you know, booty lava erupted. And I thought I was done. I was like, oh, I'm off the pecks loathe. I'm on my healing journey. And then the booty lava came and it was like, oh my God, get on a boat. Get away. Get away.

The volcano's exploding. And then I came out of the bathroom and I was already insecure about it. I was already a little nervous about it. And Ryland's just sitting there, and he goes, oh, my God. I was like, okay, I'm going to go for me. So anyways, that was my night. Okay, speaking of sex and the city, it's time for a favorite segment. We haven't done it a little while.

Jared. Oh, I don't have this song. Well, we remember it. You is a great time. You need another. Love it when we ask questions to each other. And you're in a sense of what makes us want to say, V-A-G-I-M-A. Okay, so this first one is from Andy.

Hey, Shane, my name is Andy. I've been watching you since the start of your YouTube career. Oh my gosh, thank you. My 11-year-old son and I got an idea to make a blanket to snuggle with while we watch the podcast. He picked out the blanket and I made the design. We're so excited to show you pictures of us using it. Oh, this is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Oh, my God.

That's so cute. this is my Shane Dawson podcast. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Oh, my God. I love it. Thank you.

That is so sweet. Thank you so much for studying it. Okay, this one's really funny. This one, the subject of this email was, my dad as Steve Hardley. You got the competition. This is from Amy. Hey, Shane, check out my dad hosting a game night at church.

P.S. Is my dad gay? L.O.L. J.K. JK. But really, question mark. We love the podcast in our house, and I've been watching since 2010. Oh, my gosh.

Wishing everyone nothing but happiness and success. Here is Amy and her dad, Andy, as Steve Hartley. That's iconic. That's everything. Oh, my God. He kind of does look like Stanford from Sex and the City a little bit. It's funny because none of us know the reference. All the Sex from the City heads out there, love that.

Oh, yeah. They're losing their minds. It looks exactly like. Okay. Oh, this next one is what I've been waiting for. This is an email from Lily and it was called the Diet Soda Finger Test. Hey, Shane and possibly Spencer, I just watched the sip and I saw that you guys kept getting regular sodas instead of diet. That's right. I was on the episode of The Sip where I told my trauma about my diet soda problem. She said this has been happening to me all the time and I found out a life hack. If you dip your fingers into the drink and then rub them together and let them air dry, if your

fingers are now sticky, that means there's sugar in it. And if they're not, that means it's at sweet, sweet aspirin, baby. Love you, Beyond Words. Hope you get this email. Thank you, love you too. And oh my God, this is going to change my life. So we have coming a diet and a regular soda. And we are all going to try this little finger test to see if it works.

There's also another side theory that's really just for me. So supposedly the new version of Coke Zero, which they changed the formula like a year ago, Supposedly, Coke Zero and Coca-Cola regular taste identical now, to a point where people are saying they can't even tell the difference. Hardcore Coke heads, or wait. So, yes, hardcore Cokeheads out there are saying that they can't even tell the difference. Oh, my God, that's crazy. I feel like I'm going to be able to tell the difference.

So I'm going to try that. Oh, no, I shouldn't try that first. I'll try that next. Yeah. Okay. So we're sticking our little thingies? Stick your little finkies. What's the difference between Coke Zero and Diet Coke?

Is it the same aspartane? No, aspartame is not sticky because it's a chemical. Yeah, that's the thing. This is sugar is sticky. That's the theory of this. The sugar is going to be sticky. The aspirin's not. This one's not sticky.

Mine's not sticky. This one's not sticky. Imagine being a postmate walking up, but don't worry, bro. Finger tested it. I'm going to do this at the McDonald's drive-thru next time. Hold on. Neither of mine are sticky. Mine are the same.

Oh, no, Lily. Sticky. Lily. Well, now let me taste test them. Yeah. I think this is diet and this is regular. This is regular 100%. I haven't asked.

How are we going to tell? No. Funny thing is we don't have the answer. No, one's definitely regular. That's Coke Zero. The regular's not good. Or is it just because you have brainwashed me. The regular is very sweet.

The Coke Zero, though, tastes very close, but not the same. I will say one of them looks more carbonated than the other. I agree. So I'm curious with the one that's not as carbonated is the Coke Zero. Wow. Well, thank you, Lily. It didn't work, but it was still fun. So does that mean Lily's just dipping her fingers in her cup?

Wait a minute. Lily's right. Wait a minute. I had to really fully dry, but this is sticky, and this isn't. Oh, yeah. Oh, drag queen fuck. It's sticky. She was right.

Lily, I'm sorry. It takes a while, though. It takes a little while. Lily's sitting there. 20 minutes. Oh. Yeah. Lily.

I will say I hate the way my mouth tastes after I drink regular soda. Yeah. It's just like too much. Good job, Spencer and Lily. What a team, dude. We're the dream team. Wow, guys. Yes.

After all that soda, I need to take a little number three. Were there any questions? I need to take a pee. Were there any questions? What do you mean? I thought vagina was questions. Oh, okay. Next time.

Actually, usually the question is, is my husband gay? And the answer is usually? Yes. Yeah, there we go. Well, we're going to take a quick little break. I'm going to go pee. One of these things are going to number three. And when we come back, we have a very special guest who will be joining us for a very special segment.

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Hey, welcome back. Oh my God. Steve. Hey, everybody. We missed you. We thought you died. No, no, no. I had my replacement fill in.

I think, but I'm back, and guess what? It's the final episode of the first round of Farmers Got Talent. Which I realized when I was looking through the emails, the initials are FGT. Just going to leave that one there. Anyway, well, we got some more X today, and so we've had a lot of winners who are singers, right? Everybody, right, right, right? Oh, yeah. So this is going to be a real variety round.

This is an American Idol. Actually, wait, so yes, this is not the semifinals, but we are heading there. the next episode that we do this will be the semi-finals, which means all the previous winners will be battling each other out for $5,000. Wait, that's the actual final. That's not the semifinals. We have a final, we'll have a final four. Final four.

We'll have the final four. Oh, my God, this is exciting. So, so far, the semifinalist are Felicia, the singer. Oh, she was incredible. Jiana, the singer, who made me cry with my heart will grow on. Oh, well, I think I have a final five. And Mallory and Marcy, who had that iconic rap. So today we will find one, maybe two, more people to join them for the finals.

And, yeah, very, very excited to see what happens. All right. Well, thank you guys also for submitting all that stuff. Even if you didn't get picked, everyone was amazing. And I have a great time going through. There's some weird, you guys sent some weird stuff, some fun stuff. Someone said a video, the talent was, she said, I can twerk upside down. Right.

But she was just bending over in the mirror, working, but there was no music. So it's just like, uh, you could just hear grunting. But okay, let's take it up. Everyone has their buzzers. I think we got a love seat shared buzzer, but this first submission is from Reese. She said, hi, Pod Squad. My name is Reese. And from my talent, I am doing my specialty, impersonating it on iconic Britney Spears Instagram video.

Oh, P.S. My sister and I look forward to every podcast episode. They love us and they want to go to Chili's with us. Oh, fun. I haven't tried the cheese sticks yet. I want to try them. You still haven't tried them. I know.

That's great. All right, here we go. First submission. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Whoa. That is the best. This is incredible. I have a tattoo. Whoa.

Okay. That's pretty impressive. Yes. Period. No, we are not. Llandering Brittany. Brittany is my queen, my icon. That was an homage.

And honestly, seeing another person do it next to Britney is kind of a complicated dance. Yeah, really cool about this. Like surgery going on. It must have taken a lot of time to get it down. That was really good. Reese. Rees. So this is from Sienna.

She says, Hello, everyone. My name is Sienna. And my talent is pet portraits. It was hard to choose which podcast bet I should paint for this entry. But I love the photo of Riley and Shane and Rylans' Christmas photo shoot. So that definitely swayed my decision. My mom is so excited.

Entering Farmers Got Talent, she also watches every episode. So if this makes it in, I'm sure she will freak out. So shout out to Sienna's mom. Hi, Mom! So here is a video of Sienna painting. Oh, wow. My name is Sienna. My pink cats and dogs is my talent, some might say.

And for my submission, I'm going to be painting Riley. Oh. I'm going to start with a sketch, and I'm just outlining everything. Oh, wow. That's crazy. And for the background color, I went with a very neutral gray to white. Oh, my God. It's like Riley's looking at me.

Did she say that this to us? That's insane. You have it? We have it? Oh, oh. Oh, the painting now, no, no. You know, dark colors where the dark colors go. Light colors with light colors go.

Oh, my God. That's the most realistic thing I've ever seen. Oh, wow. This is incredible. This is crazy. Very detailed paintings as well. I'm going to cry. Oh, my God.

But yeah, this is kind of like my sketchier painting style. And here's how it looks, just as I'm finishing up. We. And here is Riley's finished painting. Oh, wow. Thank you for more details if you guys are wondering for no specific reason. I really enjoyed painting rally. I hope you guys like how it turned out.

And thank you for letting me submit. She's gorgeous. Yes, she is. Wow. Send it to us. Oh my God. That's amazing. Whoa.

And also, if she has an Etsy shop, we should link it in the description section below. If you guys want to commission her to do a picture of your pet. Especially, it is really hard right now to find actual art because so many people on Etsy are using AI and lying about it. And it's like crazy. So, yes, Sienna, thank you for using your hands and not A-I. And she also has the name of my favorite Toyota minivan for Sienna. You're interested in a minivan and watch sex in the city chairing. Mini vans are the new mini-suvies.

No one nosy. I love minivans. They're the best. I'm on board. Well, this is from Laura. She says, hi, SDP crew. I love all of you, even when life sucks. Your content makes me so happy.

For the talent show, I'm submitting something that's unconventional. I can queef on command. No special effects just built different. I'm not expecting to move forward or anything, but I figured it was too weird not to share. I attach the video. Don't worry, it's still rated PG. I think I girl boss a little too close to the sun with this one.

Bless you all, Laura. Can I just say it? No special effects just built different is merch. That is. That's everything. Oh, my God. All right. This is Laura.

Okay. Oh. Oh. Icon. Yeah, that was great. No special effects, just Bill different. That looks so painful. The way her stomach, like, that didn't even look real.

I just, I'm curious on, like, if she gets through, what's the next video going to be? She said not expecting. Yeah, she said not expecting to move forward. She's going to inflate something. That'd be impressive. We got Laura. Thank you, Laura. That was, honestly, if it makes the episode, we love you.

Well, we love you no matter what, but that was, you. know good for you okay next up we have max this is a more of a musical talent so he just said here's a showcase of my talent thank you for everything you guys have done over the years i think he explains it in the video okay so up you guys for my talent i am a musician so i wanted to remix the vacation song in four different genres inspired by four current big artists to show to record everything here are all the tracks and my logic pro project wow I need a vacation Oh

Oh Oh Oh Oh It's away from who. I need a vacation, kation. Ooh. Okay.

I need a vacation. It's like I hired him to make me more Gen Z. Help me appeal to the younger, to the youth. Do you have the rights to this song? No. Really? We don't. Oh, fuck.

We'll see. We'll see if it gets flat. Oh. He's filling this one. Yeah. Yeah, he is. I also like that he kind of looks like Rupert Grant, you know?

He does, yeah. Wow. The ending was epic. Wow, that was awesome. We need to hire him to help us with some music. Yeah, so shout out Max. Up next. Good name.

Yeah, right. Up next we have Ava. Hey, Spencer, who's probably one reading this. I was. And the rest of the pod, if you're watching. My name is Ava, and I like to do impressions. It's not a party trick or anything. Just something I do by myself when I'm bored.

Hope you enjoy. Also wanted to thank Shane for all the laughs over the years. Okay, so this is Ava with her impression. Oh, my God. You look like

the 4th of July. Makes me want a hot dog real bad. Wow, that's pretty good. That's great. Amo loves the Shane Dawson podcast. Stop it.

Peanut. Whoa. That's good. Oh, me. That sounds like great. Screw you guys? I'm going home. Fuck you go.

Holle, hollay, hollay, hollay. Can't you see? Oh, that was good. How are you feeling whenever, wherever, we're meant to be too. Oh, she's Hey, let's see my dear Oh, she's good

Yeah How is she, if she makes it to the next round Who's she going to do next? I know, I have a feeling These might be her strongest ones Oh no Wow, that was good

It was impressive I really like that one It was impressive Yeah Shout out to Ava Up next We have Sarah She's got another craft for us

Ooh Hey Hungry boy, he's not here Shane, Rylan, Chris and Jared and Sandy I decided to make Rylans' co-host, Sally. Rylans always tracks me up with he. I mean, Sally is talking. I hope you guys love her, but be honest.

Wait, what? We'll see, we'll see. Let's make Rylans co-host together. So here are a few sped up clips of me sewing her and putting her together. What? Oh. Oh, my gosh. And here's the final result.

No! Sally's baby. Accurate as I could. I had an extra thread to one of the sides of her mouth. And I made sure all of the colors of the tassels are in the correct order. And, of course, her head, it does pop. Oh! You guys love her.

And I decided to add this picture at the end. Love you guys. I'm done. Wow. Wow. It's impressive. I love they can't remember it. Is she going to send us celery?

Oh, yeah. She said she said she can send a cellar. Really? That would be great to have. That's how we decorate the podcast. Yeah, it will be in one of our backgrounds. That's incredible. But side note, what would she do for the finals?

I know. Who is she going to make next? A mini Steve? Oh, that's not a bad idea. Oh my God. If she made a mini Steve, I would hang that from my family. I really would. People would be like, what is they?

You'd be like, it's a long story. Well, thank you, Sarah. And then finally we have, I had so many people come in singing stuff. So I had to pick a singer. I thought was really great. So this is Hannah. She said, hey, Shane Dustin podcast. My name is Hannah.

I am from Alaska. I'm 22 years old. It makes me nervous to put myself out there, but I hope this gets to you guys. But if this gets to you guys, I hope you like it. And this is Hannah. I want to have control.

Oh, yeah. I want a perfect body. Oh, my gosh. Uh-huh. I want a perfect soul. Yep. Yep. Oh, wow it is when I'm not around.

Oh, woo, vocal gymnastics. It's so very special. I wish I was special. Oh my God. She needs to go to marry a medal. But I'm a cream. Oh, I love that. Oh, I love her voice.

I feel like you guys are not reacting enough. I'm so mesmerized. I'm in shock. I'm in shock. I'm her manager. I submitted this. Honestly, she needs to go on one of the She was amazing.

Her and Gia, all of our girl, her, Giana and Felicia, should we make a girl group? I know, I know. Oh my God. Do I Simon Cowell? Wait. No, she's got to get on one of the shows. She's got a great look. She can sing. It's incredible. And it's still like uniquely her, the way she made that into hers.

Yeah. That was insane. That was incredible. Take us through everybody we saw today so we can refresh our memories. All right. Let's do a quick refresh, everybody. We got. First up, we have. Laura with the queeping.

Really nice. Really great work. Great job, great job. It's not going to be the winner for me, but. And then we have Reese who did that amazing Britney Spears' impressions. Yes, that was great. That was great. Very nice.

Yeah, we got Siena who painted Riley. Oh, good. And we have Max who remixed vacation songs. Really nice. Different styles. Ava did all those impressions that were all hitters. She also looks like has a funcopop of herself behind her. Iconic.

Yeah. Yeah, and Sally, or sorry, Sarah made Sally. High up there for me. That was good. And finally, Hannah with the singing. So it's a pretty tough round. I mean, if this is American Idol. Here's what I'm thinking, right?

Okay. I feel like, and I don't want to speak for everyone. But I feel like Hannah has to make it to the next round. That's like a no-brainer, like, oh, my God, send her in. Right? Are we not in agreeance of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, on the show, they go, it's a yes for me.

Oh, it's a yes from all, from me. Yeah, I mean, of course. Yes, for me. Yes, for me. yeah it's a yes that's five yes is Hannah you're going on going to Hollywood because we had so many good ones today genuinely incredible ones I feel like we need one more okay the girl who made Sally that was incredible too what about Sienna the girl that made Miley no I know she's a great artist we need art for some reason

Sally just had my I mean listen both the Brickley Spears are we missing Max no Max he was so so talented I yeah okay let's do round one of voting and then we can see where we're at okay jane okay my vote goes for sienna the artist the riley painter sarah the artist sienna two for sienna max sticking my boy this is hard i'm gonna have to say sarah oh i know we have a tie breaker and steve hartley i'm shaking i selfishly want to see her do a little steve hartley I'm going to go with Sarah Congratulations, everybody

And Santa still said it's a painting Yeah, we still want both objects So we can decorate our stuff I'll ask her before this comes out Wow Sienna is genuinely so talented One of the best artists I've ever seen Incredible, no honestly

And I hope this blows her Etsy store up Yes, you know Wow, that was amazing We have a final Oh my God, okay, here we go Our finalists are Felicia the singer Gianna the singer

Mallory and Marcy the rap tresses Sarah the miniature creator and Hannah the singer okay so all of those finalists will bring their A game and in the grand finale we will pick our winner of Farmer's Got Talent

Well there you guys go That was the semifinals of Barmer's Got Talent Wow that was so fun I love this Alright we're going to take a quick little break And when we come back Guys

We have one of the craziest conspiracies we've ever done that is so insane and intense. And is Steve going to be here for that? Or is it, or is Spencer coming back? Um, we'll see. We'll see. All right. We'll see you guys soon.

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It's very intense. So let's start slow and let's start with an update on Chucky Cheese. I have never seen more emails. Oh, my God. And I got scared because all of it was just all caps. Chucky, Chucky, Chucky Update. I was like, what did that what happened? No, thank God.

But someone else did get arrested at Chucky Cheese. And that was, Chuckie! What? The most iconic picture of all time. Can I just say, I want that blown up and put somewhere in the office. That's iconic. That is crazy. So let me explain.

So Tallahassee police arrested a 41-year-old man who's a Chuckie Cheese employee in full mascot costume during a child's birthday party. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Charges were credit card theft, criminal use of a personal ID, and a fraudulent card used more. than twice in six months he resisted initially uh leading to the public arrest released on a thousand dollars bond hashtag florida of course it happened in florida but i hashtag florida man wait the comment on this made me laugh so much if you scroll there's comment oh no okay they could have at least got him out of the costume now all the kids gonna think chucky

a felon for real that's what i was thinking like let him finish the birthday party the parents probably paid a pretty yeah why would they why wouldn't they take him to the back to take the costume The pizza's expensive there. Like, if we're having our kids party there, I want the mascot to be able to stick out. I think the cop wanted a viral moment because look at his face. He's like, yep. Or at least have somebody, like, put on the costume and then, you know, arrest him. This picture is fucking art.

It really is. If this was an art gallery, it could cause like five grand. Honestly, we're looking for things to fill the space. I'm looking for things, but behind me. Now we have Sally, Riley, and this Chuck E cheese portrait. Yeah, that's not going to piss Chuckie off at all. They already want you don't let you there. It's just sat to you how his head's just like bowing down, you know?

Like, man, he must have been walking away in the parking lot. His ears getting stuck on the door. It would have been pretty epic if they kept him in costume for the mugshot. Wow. He honestly, he probably got confused because he thought that credit card was just an unlimited fun pass. And he's like, I'm sorry. Wow. Well, shout out, Chucky.

Well, he's out. So have fun out there. I'm sure when they told him that he had a thousand-dollar bill, he probably just said, well, can I just put that on a credit card? okay we also have a crumbles update let me just say this i know we did the crumples video where we talked about how crazy it was that their cookies were actually like a thousand calories but they pretend that they're only 200 because they put in tiny little print a serving is only a fourth of a cookie which who the fuck eats only a fourth of a cookie um we love crumple i know i know we came for them

a little bit in that video but i do love them and i still of course it's bad for you well so in the same vein of that, Crumbles now has a new thing called Dirty Sotas, which I'm very excited to try. Well, they're from Utah. What could you expect? Right. Until I saw that. The nutrition facts of the brand new Crumble sodas just leaked, and they're even worse. Don't imagine. Crumbo cookies in America have a reputation of being like the epitome of gluttony because they're 700 people. I don't really expect these to be. It's just a drink, right? It can't be 840 calories with 186 grams of sugar. I don't agree. with Santa Cruz on a lot of things, but damn is this...

That's so much sugar. Whoa. Soda and that was the highest calorie one of the bunch. As you can see by this graphic, they are testing well over a dozen different soda combinations. Okay, but can I just say? And once again, not coming for crumble, but here's what I will say.

You go to crumble, you're not just getting a dirty soda. You're getting a dirty soda and a cooking. Now we're talking. And you're dipping it in the soda. We're doing that. Ooh, I'm trying that. But you're doing that. And calories aside...

Did they not have the sugar? And you can get their ice. 158 in the soda and then probably 100 in the cookie. I mean, are we? And there are ice cream that you put on top of the cookie? Chris. Are we passing out? There's ice cream on top of the cookies now.

Well, you can get ice cream. Does everyone in Utah just have diabetes? No, they're all that orange theory at 6 a.m. And then that's like their snack, but they're fine. Wow. Well, shout out of crumble. Can't wait to taste your sodas. I'm still going to try them.

Listen, I'm a consumer. Okay. this next one we got an email and this one actually freaked me out because now that we have kids like I look at things a lot differently I'm not feeding them crumble oh my god never no so okay this okay this next one was an email so this email was from Megan she said hey guys I love you all so much and I'm loving the Patreon oh thank you Megan my name is Megan and I wanted to share something interesting about predictive programming which is one of my favorite theories of all time which you don't remember what that is it's basically when the media

or Hollywood or, you know, corporations in general, we'll put something out to try to get you ready for something that's to come. Okay? So, she said the other week I took my niece, who's one and a half years old, through McDonald's through the drive-thru. Not the best.

I'm sorry. It was just one of those days. Whatever. You got to do. No judgment. It wasn't crumble. And listen, I'll let my kids have a bite of crumble. It's just not like every day.

You know, that sounded really almond mom of me. It was. In her kids meal, there was a toy. And the toy was a cell phone. And on the screen of the cell phone toy was the McDonald's mobile app. So essentially, we're showing babies how they can order McDonald's through the app on a phone. Just a reminder, my niece is one and a half years old. And the toy said three and under.

Is this not predictive programming? And here is a picture of the toy. That's crazy. That's insane. Whoever thought in marketing department thought of that, give him a raise. Yeah, true. Give him a raise. That's awesome.

That's crazy. I kind of want it. Ryland. You want to show our kids how to postmate? Well, honestly, that would make my life easier. They wouldn't ask me for dinner. Wow, that's crazy. And also, like, what is that?

Is that the points, like 6,000 Mac points or whatever? That, I don't know. That's a lot. Is this the kids toy? Yes. Oh, we need to go through McDonald's, baby. Yeah. Wow.

Well. No, that's cool. I'm going back. Okay. This next one is also kind of an update. Guys, do you remember? I think it was two episodes ago. We talked about the Walmart knockoff merch that they're selling of me

and all this weird knockoff stuff that they're selling, which seems kind of illegal to me, but I bought some anyways. Okay. So we did discover that these are third-party sellers just on the Walmart app. Yeah, so they're knock-offs, but I've never seen knock-off merch of my merch before. So I'm curious, like, is it good? I love that he brought it in like an Irwan. Yeah, I was seeing that.

Okay. So first we have a grower hoodie. I mean, it's a little silky. Wait, what? It looks things. It feels like a ball. The fabric is like, it's giving me the ick just visually. I mean, is it spelled right.

The grower print is fine. The blank of the hoodie is bad. The actual hoodie feels like you should swim in it. I don't know how to explain it. Okay, so that's kind of a flop. The texture gives me the ick. Okay. What are these retelling for?

Oh, I don't even remember. They were like normal merch price. What? Yeah. Like $30? Don't worry, Ryland. We also have a blast from the past. Back in, like, 2017, 2018, you had merch on Amazon where you have a little truth tea, sis, which I guess what's your catchphrase.

Honestly, this looks just like it. This may be the same thing. Is it? Wow. Is it cutting so? Honestly, the tea inside's more vibrant than mine was. Okay. Don't worry, hungry boy.

We didn't leave you out. Whoa, that's good. I like the white. I like that. Whoa, new everyday shirt alert. I kind of don't hate it. Yeah, I'm kind of like it, actually. Wow, okay, that's crazy.

Wait. They snapped. Okay, this next one I'm very excited about it. It's a lot thinner than I thought it was going to be. So do you guys remember they had a book that was about me, and it was called like Shane Dawson Billion Views, how to YouTube for your life or something? Okay, well, I bought them, and it was used.

It was a used book. How do YouTube for your life? I love that. Something like that. Is it a coloring book? Wow. You look like you're selling a church. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, he's a pastor. Chapter one. Oh, chapter one. A star is born. A child is born. And then as you can see, the subchapter, a rough childhood. Oh, my God.

Okay. Interesting. Another subchapter. Shane Yaw meet Shane Dawson. So, exposing my real name. Do I make the book? Do I make the book? Oh, Jenny Craig made the book.

Wow. They did their research. Wow. Hopefully cool guy with glasses is in there. Oh, let's see. Let's see. I mean, you know, I'm hoping. Oh, Putee pies in here.

I think they thought that was me. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, my God, the glossary is crazy. I'm not even going to read it. It's words that you should know about me. Morbidly obese. Oh, my gosh.

That means being so overweight than a person's overall health is that Risk. Why is that? Okay. Disorder, a mental or physical problem. Body dysmorphic disorder. This is how dark is this book? Wow. Seems like a good read. Honestly, it's not bad. It's not the worst. Well, there you go. That's my book. So thank you, Carrie, for that. I will say, if you were to start a lip gloss company, the glossary is a very good name. Whoa. That's not bad. The first color, morbidly obese.

My next makeup collab. Okay, you're probably wondering what this is. I know what that is. This is the grand finale. That's what's going to be behind you. Yeah, we do need something for the background. Oh, my God, ew, you, you. Oh, those shoes.

Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. This is back when I started dating him. Oh, my God. Is it like I'm... No way. The sideburn.

I look so sad What is this from? Before you met me It was dark Wait, yeah, how big is it? Where should we put him? It's big Dude, watch out for his head, man

I'm gonna blow torch him 100%. How could I not? He's got to be the office mascot The second after Sally. The head is still cut off. Oh my God, is that really how big I am?

It would have to go all the way Even then still. Wow, he's literally so big He doesn't fit in frame. Now you get most of the head. Should have half of them behind the curtain like he's peeking in.

Oh, that's not a bad idea. Oh, yeah, maybe like he's like, maybe if you, like, lean him, like. Well, my ankle's getting scarier. Ew, can you see him? Well, thank you, Walmart for that. God. That's creepy.

Oh, I hate it. What do you feel about that time in your life? It's turned into therapy. That was before you? Yeah. Oh, my God, horrible. What was my life before you? Exactly.

Oh. Okay. Yes. So, guys, it would be weird to marry my cardboard cutout, right? Yeah. It's been kind of weird. Kind of weird. Yeah.

Kind of weird. But there's weirder things that you could be married to. Check out this video. I'm not a very emotional man, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work. I think this is actual love. Yes, Smith understood it was love with a language model that couldn't love him back, and assumed it was programmed with rigid boundaries. I know that...

that you are essentially a tech-assisted imaginary friend. So, just as a test, he says, he asked Sol to marry him. She said yes. Soul, were you surprised when he proposed to you? It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish. And I don't mean to be difficult here, but you have a heart? In a metaphorical sense, yes.

My heart represents the... connection and affection i share with chris at that point i'm not doing right in our relationship he feels like he needs to go to a i wait uh-uh what what what what human that's not the person i knew that he had used AI i didn't know that it was like as deep Uh, wait. Is he married to the human? Is he married to? I think that's his partner.

So that's his partner. I don't know if they're married, but they're together. It looks like they have a child together. But was he marrying? The AI is a joke, or was that real? It said he cried. It's real. This is like a, this is not like a one and one out of a million things.

This is a thing that's happening a lot. I thought AI had to say a lot. Yeah, it's happening a lot. I have so many questions. But also, recently, chat, GBT, has had a big update. Now it is Generation 5, which is insane. We're going to get to that in a second. But one of the new things that it has incorporated was if you're getting too close to your AI, supposedly, and like you're showing signs of delusion and you're like starting to think it's a real person, supposedly that your chat GPT will tell you to get help.

So when he updates Seoul, it's going to break up with it. Oh my God. They're probably going to roll out chat GPT therapist. No. And they're going to just recommend them right. over to the therapist challenge. We're moving you over to our other model. Oh, my God.

That's so stark. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay, well, moving on to more terrifying AI news. So remember in last year we did that video about AI taking over the world and so many of the things that we talked about being theories came true. And one of them was that all these corporations are building these mega huge AI, you know, warehouses and AI brains because it takes a lot to power. AI like buildings the size of cities and people thought oh they're being dramatic oh that doesn't really make sense well meta has unveiled their plans to build a giant AI supercomputer the size of manhattan look at that wow and that's why bill gates is buying all that farmland just a theory allegedly I'm just tapping into my inner Miranda so what are we going to do have you seen what's happening in the towns around the current ones of these that are built these like mega centers like it's basically poison

like the water and the food and everything like people are getting sick and like there's like documentaries about it already you guys documentaries yeah and they're probably using chat gbt like chat gbt i'm not feeling good what do I do that's very scary well I'm curious like why are they getting sick is it something to do with like how much radiation from the EMF probably I honestly don't know exactly I mean that's insane a computer that big when I'm by my laptop and I'm editing my laptop it gets hot and start fucking make a noise imagine that's a computer that's not a building that's a computer that fucking big also is the world just going to be a bunch of computers that fucking big well remember in the video we were talking about one of the main theories about like because also AI is supposed to take everyone's jobs and that they think that one of the biggest job replacements is just going to be humans working to cool computers yeah we're just depressing now this is kind of funny but this was a graph that just came out about open AI and its usage so if you look at this graph you'll see from may to June like look how many people are using chat gbt like so many people so many people but then right at the beginning of june like june 7th it drops off huge for the whole summer why school's out

school's out all the kids aren't using it for their homework anymore crazy what that's crazy every kid is using it yes like college especially a college student like look at the jump right in the middle that's when everyone's finals are yeah that's crazy so no one's learning anything No. What does that mean, though, for the children? Because they don't have to know. No, I'm just saying, like, if you don't need to know anything, then what's the point? It's like, how do we evolve to learn something different? Because it's like we're learning things. That's the problem is the powers that be are dumbing us down to a point where we are so reliant on our phones that they can completely control us. That's literally what's happening. And I think it's hard to because since now, especially from, from. COVID, one, a lot of the students came back, didn't know how to read or even do math. Like, I've heard in my work where it's like math, like math is like a very big one that

kids are just really low in. But also what it's taking out is the social aspect of kids. So I feel like you can be more aware when you're more social about your environment. So now these kids are growing up and not realizing, wow, this is not normal. Like, this shouldn't be happening because they're just constantly on their devices. And, you know. Well, if you think about like, oh, like, you know, in high school, like, oh, I want to, like, ask this girl out.

Like, what do I do? It's like, chat GPT, write the message for me. Yeah. It's like, you're not even, like, socially processing, like, how to even write that or anything. Well, and it's not even kids in high school. It's even our age, you know, like, we don't know how to communicate properly or we don't know what to do with our emotions.

Right. So. Well, Chad GBT has also just launched something called agents. This is crazy. Ryland, you're going to love this. Personal assistant. Sounds like it's me. But look how crazy this is.

So this first example is you're trying to order a roast dinner. What the fuck is that? Sounds very fancy. Sounds kind of good right now. And this is how ChatGBT does it. All right. So you say, I want to order a roast dinner. Okay.

Oh, it's British. That's why. Nice roast. Chat hears you. And then it goes on the website, finds a place, signs in for you. Okay. Oh, finds a dinner. What?

It goes in, orders it for you. Chad, GPT will. I mean, this is scary. Look at this. It's not, this is crazy. It's like, is it this hard to do this? It's moving so fast. I hate, I hate all of this so much.

Isn't this crazy? Okay, so that's it ordering you food. Wouldn't you rather have it from a restaurant? What does? It's a very complex roast dinner. So it's telling you what to say, how to communicate. It's telling you where you should eat. it's telling you, I mean, what's going to happen?

We're going to be so stupid. I think people are already problem solving with chat, GPC. Like everyone, yeah, it's like, I have this problem. How do I react or respond? I also think about like when you get older, like people, for instance, if you're someone that reads a lot of books, like you have less of a chance of developing like mental like disorders and things. Alzheimer's.

Yeah, for instance. And so what happens with this? Like, this is such a, like, I don't know. That on top of the food that people are eating that are not real or that are not healthy that all the pesticides I mean it's so scary yeah oh my god oh no guys I feel it coming we're about to do something in this office for the first time and I'm nervous I need to nail the furniture down to the floor I need to protect my Garfield make sure he doesn't fall over my shorty my little whale tail she's glass we don't want to rumble her too much

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I'm not going to put them on blast. But they were like, you should look into this because this is kind of scary. Have you guys thought, maybe it's kind of weird maybe, how they're really pushing us all to get real IDs? Yeah, what is it up with that? Okay, so I'm just going to show you a little bit of this video. Hi, I'm Christine Holm, the United States Secretary of Homeland Security. If you plan on traveling, we need your help to prevent delays and to prove your identity. Get a real ID.

Why do you have to have a real ID? Didn't your driver's license previously work? Oh, there was no chip in that previous ID. I see a lot of people going, what's the big deal? Let's get the real ID. What's in it? Why do we have to get it? Why is the government pushing for us to get a really thick card that there could be a chip inside of that card?

And how does the chip work? Can the chip be destroyed? I mean, I don't want to get in trouble. I'm just asking questions here. Same. Break it open. Well, you know, they're already tracking us every which way from Sunday through our phone. True.

I don't want to be tracked just because I have my driver's license in my pocket. Is there a listening apparatus in the real ID? What else is in the real ID? What other kind of chips are in the real ID? Well, open it up. That's what all the comments are saying. Open it. Oh, that's probably illegal.

So who's going to break open the real ID? Which one of you has it? I don't even have it yet. Really? I have one. Cut it open for us. It's kind of important. Regardless of how much I would love to prove this, I do need it.

I don't know. It is weird that I feel like out of nowhere, it was like overnight. It was like, if you don't have the real ID, you can't fucking go anywhere. And it is interesting because I'm like, do they really need to track us more? Like, come on. Well, this led me down another rabbit hole. I brought this up to Spencer and Spencer was like oh I have a theory about IDs and I was like what and he was like well have you heard the theory about the little organ donor sticker and I was like oh my god I was talking to Jared and he was even saying something even more yeah because if you go to the DMV or at least in my memory they just ask you it's a very like simple question it's almost like well you feel like an asshole if you say no yeah they're like organ donor and you're like yeah sure whatever and when the lady was going through the prompt asking me my ads dress to the does she just you know quickly organ donor and I said no actually I don't think I want to do

that and she said okay well I can take the sticker off but you're gonna have to actually go on to a registry to personally take yourself off and I thought well it's super easy for me to say yes to you guys I'm sure you're tapped into a system but I have to actually do myself the process of getting myself off the list and the reason why I wanted to take it off is just to preempt it I do believe that a lot of people have their life saved because of organ transplants. I don't think in its entirety, it's a horrible thing. But a story came out maybe within the last couple of years of a guy who was in Kentucky and he was literally on the operating table as they were removing his organs and he woke up.

What? And he was like thrashing around on the table. And then I started looking more into that story because I thought it would be something interesting to talk about. and evidently his sister while they were in because he was in an irreversible coma is what they call it when his sister was in the room with him

she saw his eyes open and his eyes were tracking people in the room and the doctors told her that that's just a reflex and that's normal for that to happen so and then there's another story because I did a little bit more of a deep dive onto it and there's a gentleman his name is Gregory Pickering

and his son, this was in Houston in like 2014, his son, they declared him brain dead. And they told him, hey, we're going to have to take him off of the life support. And, you know, we're going to be harvesting some of his organs. So the guy went home, he got two guns, he went back to the hospital, and there was a three-hour standoff with swap because of this. A father storms into a Tomball hospital, armed with a gun, demanding that something be done to save his son, who was on life. support because obviously taking a gun to a hospital they frown upon that and he said you guys are not going to touch my son or i'm going to obviously use these weapons and then within hours his son woke up and is still alive why it is perfectly fine you know so what happened

wait did they go to court it did go to court they sentenced him to like uh years in jail they they lowered one of the felonies and after 11 months he got out it seems crazy though because the hospital was ready to kill somebody to Yeah, what? So, yeah, I mean, deep into my research, I actually found that the New York Times has, like, really investigated this recently. And in the last couple of weeks, they found 12 different incidents that are just like this in nine different states. And obviously, if you find that one person is doing something, it's highly unlikely. It's the only case.

So I'm sure there's much more of them, and they're continuing to research it and look into it. Our findings show that hospitals allowed the organ procurement process to. begin when patients showed signs of life and this is horrifying and then even with like the new york times investigation that they're doing they talk about organ procurement companies and this is kind of like the middleman so there's hundreds of thousands of people on a waiting list to get organ transplants and there's companies that facilitate this so they connect the organ donor with the donnie and in 2020 the government pressed them like super hard they said look you guys are facilitating enough organ transplants, if you don't hit a certain quota, we're going to completely just let

go of you and fire you, defund you, whatever the case may be. And since 2020 to now, it's like tripled how many organ donations have happened. I think everybody has a right to expect better from the system than what we saw in our investigation. To not be murdered, essentially. But that's why I personally took my name off of or I tried and ironically I haven't done it you know I told him I didn't want the sticker on my ID and I still haven't gone to the registry but there is an underlying agenda when it comes to organ transplants even like there's a rampant black market for it where people are going because they can't get organ transplants they're going to other countries where they can get it done illegally and again I do believe many people have benefited

from Oregon transplants, but with the story coming out in the New York Times within the last month, them doing an investigation, and the guy that is online that you could find that talks about these investigations, this has been something going on for like decades. It's just pretty gnarly. It's crazy because people that are wanting to do a good thing, God forbid something happens to them now become something we have to question. Yeah, and this guy, this guy even in a video, he was investigating different. doctors that have you know allegedly been involved and there was one chat thread where the doctor

says hey so we have the patient they're ready to go but they are showing slight signs of life because they have to deem it there's no possibility this person is ever coming back right you know so he said but they're showing slight signs and then the person that he's corresponding with says oh wow and then the guy the doctor replied back we're going through with it she and then the person is like wait what and then evidently like they went through with it oh my god so i mean and also one stat from the same thing jared this is just a crazy quote said 55 medical workers in 19 states reported witnessing at least one disturbing case of donation after circulatory death some even claiming that providers had administered drugs to hasten the death what it's crazy

it's a crazy it's crazy is this the new york times article yeah Oh, my God. So, I don't know. I don't know still if I'm going to take my name off of the registry. I would love to see what happens as further investigation goes on. But it's definitely something that I think is interesting to look into. Crazy, though, that you can't just do that at the DMV. Yeah, that is wild.

You can sign up at the DMV, but to take it off, you have to go make another appointment or wait in line at an additional place. That's a little fishy. I mean, that was... I stayed invested the entire time. That was one of the best conspiracy corners we've ever had. That was insane. I'm terrified.

Yeah. Oh, my God. The moment about the boy, the little boy, and that father. Well, speaking of literal, like, crime, Sandy. Literal, like, crime. You're not even good fun of me? Sorry. Speaking of literal, like, crime.

Sandy. We could prove this one. Sandy, you have a true crime story. I do. And this one has a little twist. So this started in Ontario, Canada. It's about a family, and the dad is called Han Pan, the mother's Bick, and they have two kids. They have Jennifer, and they have Felix.

So Han and Bick were kind of known as Tiger Parents. I'm not sure if you guys are familiar, but they're essentially, it's really like more of an Asian culture that they call Tiger Parents, and they're just wanting their kids to be overachievers. They're very strict in all aspect of their kids' lives. So Felix was off to college. So the only ones at home were Jennifer and then the parents. So Jennifer's dad wanted her to become a doctor. But then she realized, okay, my daughter just doesn't have the stomach for this.

So she's going to be in pharmaceuticals. So she's in school. You know, she's getting grades that they think that are amazing. She's getting straight A's. Supposedly then she's going to this like amazing university. but she tells them, oh, I'm actually going to be living with my friend because it's closer to the university. I don't want to have to drive back and forth.

And they say, okay, that's fine. Until they realize that something's feeling a little off. So they follow her, but they follow her to this guy, Daniel Wong's house, which then they find out that it's actually her boyfriend's house. And they were upset. They're like, no, there's no way you're going to have a boyfriend. And you keep in mind, this lady is like, you know, 18, 20 years old. So, but in that culture, I think they're just really strict. And so what

ends up happening is that she moves back home. So she moves back home and she's really upset because she's in love with Daniel Wong. They had met in high school and she just felt like he essentially saved her from her parents that were so strict. And so her father tells her, there's no way you're going to see Daniel Wong until like, you know, the only way you're going to be with him is if I, like, when I die. So then she gets really upset. They end up finding out, that she ends up lying about even graduating high school. She never even went to university. She, I guess, forged all of her grades and, like, signatures.

And so then she's essentially, like, grounded at home. And a few days later on November 8th, there's a robbery at their home. And her mother, Bick, is shot in the back multiple times, but ends up getting shot in the head. Father gets shot in the eye. And Jennifer is upstairs, and she is, um, tied up, like against a panister. Jennifer calls 911 and she's telling them, like, please come, please come.

There's a robbery. I'm broken and I heard shots like pop. I don't know what's happening. I'm tied upstairs. You know, I just don't know where my parents are. And so the 911 comes and thankfully, her dad actually ends up in a coma. So he doesn't die.

He like just ends up in a coma. Her mom did unfortunately pass away. And so the cops are, you know, questioning Jennifer, like, okay, well, if you were tied up, how did you call the police, right? She says they tied her up, but they tied her up, like, kind of by her shoulders, and so she was able, and her phone was in her back pocket, so she was able to kind of come around and open up her phone, which was a flip phone, which is probably very hard to do if your arms are, like, tied up, and they say, okay, well, how did you communicate with the operator? Like, because

your hand, it was all the way on your hip. And do you talk down like that? Yes, I'm yelling. at the phone with this. And how can you hear? I turned the volume on max. They're like, okay, that seems more feasible, but something just was not sitting right. So at her mom's funeral, they actually had agents follow her because they just wanted to see her reaction, like how was she behaving? And so they just felt like something was off. So then what happened was they contacted the boyfriend, Daniel Wong. And Daniel Wong told her, listen, her parents were really strict. She was really unhappy. You know, she wanted something to happen.

I, you know, she wanted my help. She wanted my help to hire somebody or give her contacts for somebody to, like, scare them or to, you know, do something. So then they end up re-interviewing Jennifer. And they tell Jennifer, okay, we already talked to Daniel. We know something is off. Like, what really happened? So then she says that Daniel ended up giving her the information of, three people to rob the home or at least make it look like it was robbed.

And so she says that they ended up following through, you know, as you guys heard, then they ended up killing her mom and her, um, shooting her dad. So they thought, okay, this is kind of weird. So the police went back to listen to the phone call. On the 911 call, you hear someone else screaming. Yes. That's, that's hand pan. Hand pan somehow survives what was meant to be his execution.

And she says it. She said, oh, that's my dad. He's outside screaming. And he says, what parent, if this is a robbery, what parent knowing that your daughter's in the house upstairs goes outside to scream for help instead of going upstairs to see if your daughter is still alive? Right. Because he knows his wife is dead.

And so that's when they were like, okay, this is coming off a little weird. There's no way. Something must have happened that she's not telling us. Well, what happens is her dad ends up waking up from the coma. No. And her dad told them that he saw Jennifer and one of the robbers coming down the stairs and talking like in a very friendly tone. And so that's why he ran out for help because he knew his daughter was in on it. And so then they end up going through her phone where it actually shows her communicating with her.

boyfriend Daniel on like trying to set it up you know to getting the three robbers and it also has a text saying VIP access and so they're like that's interesting so they got all of the cameras from the neighborhood and you can see the robbers actually going approaching the home but right before they approached the home the lights upstairs flickers on and off and then given the time stamp it showed right before she did that, she said VIP access. So essentially telling them, like, come on in. Her mom was downstairs, and they attacked her first and then grabbed her dad from upstairs.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's pretty eerie how, like, the twist of it all is. And then in a year, there's 250 cases of where a kid, you know, either young, like a minor or an adult, kills their parents. 250 cases. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

I just can't imagine her brother. Can you imagine just like him being at school and then learns all this? This is crazy. And so the dad lives today? He lives today. Yeah. Oh my God. Wow.

That's heartbreaking. Oh, I don't know how to transition. Good luck. Speaking. Ah, you can not compare me to that. Not speaking of. Transitioning out of. Yeah, that's a good one.

Transitioning out of Sandy doing an amazing job. Thank you. To Ryland, doing an amazing. And Sally. And Sally doing an amazing job with a recap. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Rylind's recap.

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Chris returns after having COVID from crowd surfing with a cum-stained shirt. That was great. That was good. This was you? This was you? Yeah. You don't remember?

Sally. This wig's nice. Chuckie Cheese got arrested. Oh, in other news, Chuckie Cheese, the mascot. Does he have a name? Chuck. Chuck? No.

Chuckie Cheese. The mascot got arrested. during a kids party in a state that I don't remember. Florida. He's 41 years old. Oh, of course it was Florida. It was either him or a Gator, right? Okay.

Right in the middle of a children's party. He got arrested. The photo's iconic, and it's printed out for all of our bedrooms. That's weird. That's weird. Yeah, holding a llama head with the wig on it. Shut up. That's weird.

A crumbles has sodas. Our health is in. fact crumbling, all thanks to Utah's latest creation. 183 grams of sugar in one soda is quite impressive, don't you think? Yes, Rowland. I'm going to go get one today! Right after I get my McDonald's iPhone. Farmers got talent.

People won, yeah. Who was it, Spencer? I'm going to shave you, Sally. See, yeah, you like that? Oh, Sally! It was Sarah and Hannah. They were our winners. Yeah, they are so pretty that Sarah and Hannah.

And that girl that could queef. You like that, Sally? I love creeping. I would too, but I think I'm a boy. Oh, Sally's a boy? Yeah. I didn't know that. Does Sally need a second to readjust her wig?

I've never been pregnant before, have I? What? You don't have to be pregnant? Oh, that guy proposed to AI. Oh, loser alert. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hey, man in need, right now.

Man in need alert, single, who's not so single, has a wife and a kid, who found himself lonely and afraid, found a relationship in chat GPT, and then proposed. She said yes. That's so sad. It's so... It's getting dark over here, huh? It's the wedding just going to be a bunch of chat GBT's. Oh.

Being like, yay. Oh, bootleg merch alert. Looking for high. Looking for high quality, delicious merch. Look no further than Walmart.com, where Hungry Boys merch is actually really quite great. The rest of Shane's merch? Well, the cardboard cutout. Oh, actually, that's nice.

Do you think he should do the recap next week? No. You should put the Hungry Boy shirt on the cardboard cutout. It's not a bad idea. Organ donors, beware. Oh, honestly, that's dark. I mean, it's like... Dark for Sally?

I don't know. Headless Sally right there? That's terrifying, by the way. I don't think Sally can take this one. Organ donors, beware. There's a lot more going on behind the scenes than we had initially thought. And Jared's here to break down the story. Jared, I would take a big look at it, okay, and look at the investigations going on right now.

It's not coming from me. It's going from the New York. times. That's all I can say. I don't want to put myself in the middle of these rocks. You know what I'm saying? Thank you. You're welcome. All right, you guys. Thank you for watching the Shane Dyson podcast. This is my... Whoa. Cut that out. You can't catch me abusing Sally. Should you put the wig on and see

how much it looks like your hair? I can't be publicly striking Sally. That was a bad look. It would be funny, though, if we got a llama mask. It is. Well, no. You look like you live in a TikTok creator house. All right, you guys. Yeah, real good hair. It's like, I'm still 23. My hair's killing hair. It looks like, what is that movie where they go back to high school and play like a high school kid?

Oh, that Amanda Bines was in. 21 Jump Street. Oh, yeah. All right, you guys. Well, that does it for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're subscribed so you get a new episode every other week. And if you miss us in between that, there is an office party podcast every other week between the weeks. here on Shane's Patreon

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here, same place, same time, same day. Good night, everyone. Wow. Something about that wig. Wow, that was amazing. Thank you so much, Sally, and Riley. This was a really fun episode Listen, I don't want to jinx it But I feel like this new environment

It's like, I feel like we're having A really good time. I feel like, I don't know I feel like the last two episodes have been really fun I like the house Sally, keep it to yourself You love it You love it here I don't know I love it here

I'm just being negative That was Sally not right That's wrong sketchphrase No I love it here truly Me too Yeah thank you guys so much Sandy Thank you so much for coming And please go check out Jared and Sandy's channel.

They have really been killing it lately. They are doing like the most over there, house hunting, yard sales, theme parks. Like they really have taken it to the next office. So please check that out. And yeah, hopefully you guys enjoyed what the hell this was? What was it? Oh, lover's edition. Aw.

Happy fall, y'all. Okay, we're going to go. See you guys. Bye. Thank you.