The Shane Dawson Podcast - We Are Fighting... and Conspiracy Theories with Morgan Adams and Vicki Adams!

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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She's ready to celebrate. I don't know what we're wearing. This is, okay, we're basically wearing everything throughout the year that I bought that we never wore because I was like, that's too ugly or too tacky. That didn't fit a theme. Yeah. So I just put us all in all of it. And we're joined by Morgan Adams. Yay.

Queen. You're telling me this cow sweater didn't make it anywhere. Actually, did you wear that? No, I wore a cloud sweater that had the same. fabric. Right. And it was a two for once. Very milky vines. My fee for being here is that I'm taking the sweater home with me. It's all yours. Take a picture of it on your next day. Yeah, I don't know if cows traditionally hang out in desert settings, but I think it's cool. I don't know if I've seen cows in the sand next to mountains, but, you know, I like it. I don't know that you can eat

cow while in a cow sweater, though. How do you think the people in Arizona get their milk? It's a good way to pay them on. Did you just say cow to the people in Arizona? That was iconic. Um, and then Vicki. Who has never been more excited to show up wearing anything. You're in our pinata costume that I think I bought that for Jared. Nice. I'm glad that you ended up wearing it in, Nikki. Oh, I saved you.

Her costume and her looks really coming together. She can't get over the Versace shoes. Wow. And you know what I realized? I'm utilizing the Versace wine glass for the first time ever as well. Donatella Versace is going to kill them. Yeah, so this is going to be a disaster. mess, but you know what, we're going to have so much fun.

Yes. Before we get to everything, oh my God, we have a game. We have a new song from Fiverr. Ooh. And we have some food combinations. But before we get to that, I want to bring something up because I feel like it's going to happen throughout the show. And I want to explain. Morgan, can you explain to us last night? You threw out a little Genzi slang. Everyone's going to know what it is except for all of these people that were sitting here and they had no clue. Because we're old. Chris, you're not old. I'm old. He's old. I'm old. He's a useful glow to you know the rest of you guys i don't know okay so how did this come up wow i like how that way i will throw out the term in a casual way Shane looks very youth pastor coded what did you just say

i have no idea what the fuck you just said coded it's like okay anything that you could look at you could like relate it to someone else you know so if we looked at riland like if you saw a dude walking around in a wig on the street you'd be like that's rilin coded c o d and ryan thought it was coated, like paint. I did too. I thought it was C-O-A-T-E-D. The way she, and that makes sense to me because she threw it out there last night. I was trying to understand, so I, like, tried to use it in a sentence.

And I was like, like a paint coat because it's like, it's painted in. No, I think it's like computer code. I was thinking it was computer code. Like the blueprint. I feel like ours is kind of like the evolution of drip, you know, like you're not dripping. You're coded. The other one is very like, it's nerdy to me, you know, like, yeah, you, you're, you're, coded, you know, like...

Do people still say drip? No. Well, that's what I'm saying. You know, like, uh... Drip is very millennial coded. No way. Ouch. Wow.

Yikes. Okay. What about dope? Has dope made a resurgence in popular culture? I think people still go for that. Really? Nice. I'm not sure.

That's not personally my word, but I hear it happens. So are you embracing your, your Genzi self? Because last time we talked about generations, you said you were zillennial. I want to. to be as young as I possibly can for as long as I can milk it. Very gins, very... What's a millennial? Is that a mid-way?

You made that up. Oh, is it like a halfway? That's very me-coded to make up a word. It doesn't make any sense and just go with it and pretend that it's the thing. You're welcome. So feel free to use it throughout the show. If anything seems coded to you. Yeah. So it's just like you look like something. You're copying something.

You were created from... So, okay, so... The DNA of something. Yes, yes. Yes, the code. Okay, I get it. I get it. Bair simulation. What is Chris? A solid core memory that I have every time I think of Chris is that he doesn't eat a chick-fil-A. So if someone didn't want to eat a chick-fil-a, you'd be like, oh, that's Chris-coated, for sure. Oh.

Well, really quick, I'm about to get Mr. Bees coated. Because we have another. Rosanna. Because we have another giveaway. Nice. Well, actually, that's the opposite of Mr. Bees. Literally. Now I feel bad because last time we gave away Apple headphones.

free away cup but i thought it'll be fun if we all signed the conspiracy club cup so we all signed it today so if you want this head on over to the instagram and uh like the post and give it a comment and uh follow then i'm gonna enter the giveaway okay well now we're about to get game show coded i'm never gonna do it i'm done it's over very pat seajat coded is that a game show host yeah that was you that's like a boomer fucking boomer trying to do it no that's very boomer coded boomer coded. Okay, our game show, this is very exciting. So we have a game show.

I'm calling it Sibling Battle. And Chris, this is your first time doing this. Chris is going to be hosting the game show because I'm in it. The pressure. It's pressure. Okay, so here's how it's going to go. And Vicki is going to be taking the points. She's going to be tracking the points.

And she's going to be doing the tiebreaker question. Ooh. If it comes down to that, which is very hard. So here's how the game is going to work. So we have given me, Jared, Morgan, and Ryland, dry race boards. And the siblings are going to be. battle but here's how it's going to work so we're going to have team older and team younger so we have a list of question ooh team younger that's cute um we have a list of questions and chris is going to be

asking the older people a question so for example the elderly you know uh what's what is your sibling's favorite color so i would write down what my favorite color is Jared writes down what he thinks my answer is okay see if we match so we've done this so you and jared are technically on a team Yes. So Morgan and I want to get the correct answers about each other so we can win points so we can win the grand prize, which is. Okay, so I was thinking about that. There's a prize. There's got to be. Okay, so I was thinking about that.

If there's not, I'm not. I don't have prizes per se. Oh. But I do have punishments, though. So these are incentives. So we want to win, right? Because if you lose, you have two options for punishments. Are you ready for them?

Yes. Okay. First option. I saw this on Instagram and very millennial coded. I saw this on my... Was it a real? I saw this on Reels. The way you said real?

Is that how young people see real? Yes. No way. I watch everything on Reels. So I saw this and I couldn't believe this was real. And no offense, by the way, if this is like something people need. But just watch. What?

I can't even... What? Oh, to put contacts. Kind of genius. So these are eye... So these are eye open. Very eye-opening. Wow.

So that is punishment. You'll see the truth with those. Oh, I can't. Terrifying to look at. So that is punishment number one. Punishment number two is actually I got this voicemail. Let's take a listen. Hey, y'all.

You gotta try Black Death from the UK and do it during one of your podcasts. That'll be so awesome to see. Wait. All right. Bye y'all. People. Damn, relax. Boomercoded.

You have your number online. Yes, that was a direct whistle to me. So, it's called Black Death. It's like, you heard it right. So here we go. I looked it up, and this is what we're in for. This is called Black Death. It is a miscarus candy in the world.

One ink, not suitable for anyone under eight years of age. Let's give them a good. This is how they look, guys. She has beautiful teeth. I know. What is that the fuck is made off? Very clear skin. Yeah.

Finger nails are great. I love this woman. Very good gloss. Oh. I don't know if I fully believe this. What is it? Spit it out, girl. I think I saw some of those in the kitchen.

Yeah. So this, that's what black death is. What constitutes a punishment? Whoever loses. Each round? The whole game. And then you get to choose your punishment. Oh, thank God.

So you can either do black death candies or. Oh, he has one. deck the opener hey sorry to interrupt the show but please don't leave don't skip this ad because it's not really an ad it's kind of an ad it's an ad but it's not what okay whatever i'm just going to get into it i'm so excited because after i don't know how many years the pig is finally back okay so i went through a whole journey let me explain so obviously in 2019 we did the conspiracy palette and we did my merch shop like we opened it and all that stuff and the logo that was created by this incredible artist named davis he was in the jeffrey series

if you remember. So he created the pig logo and I was so obsessed with it. I was like, I want that to be my thing, like the pig with the dead eyes. That sounds really fucked up when I say it like so I wanted to bring it back and I wanted to do it different. So literally like a month ago, two months ago, I took out Photoshop because I was just going to bring back the pig in some way, but I was like, no, I want to like design something new. So I took the pig in Photoshop and I was playing around with it and I had this idea of like a spray painted pig. I don't know why, but that was my idea and I wanted to be big because like the last time we did the pig, it was little and it was right here and I love it. I was like, I want it to be big and kind of like Avrilavine skater boy. God, I'm old. So yeah,

I like took the logo. I added spray paint and I made mockups of a bunch of hoodies and shirts and different designs. And this was the first one I did. So this is the black hoodie with the pig spray painted. And then also we did shirts. So I have a brown one, which is brown and it's kind of like a gold pig on that. It looks kind of dark in here, but in the sunlight, it's very like bright brown. And then we have a purple shirt with a purple pig. And then this next one is bold. But This was one I was very excited about making, even though I feel like maybe nobody will buy this one. But it's like a brown tie-dye and a lime, hot, yellow-green chartreuse pig. And down the sleeves, it has the SD cosmetic logos, if you remember those.

Those were what we put like in the pressings on the conspiracy palette and like on the actual palette. I don't know. I love it. So I'm going to wear it. Hopefully you guys like it too. Or maybe it's ugly and you'll hate it. Sorry. I showed Ryland and he literally went, oh, that's That's a choice. So if you want to check out the merch, I would love if you checked it out. Go to Shane Dossammerch.com. I'm pretty sure the farmer code still works. So code farmer for 10% off.

Also, we still have the grower and farmer merch. So if you want to get a grower and farmer hoodie for you and your man or woman or both or they, listen, everybody can have a small dick. What? Not small. Growing. Okay. Discount.

Okay. Hey, it's Shane in the future. Sorry, I'm popping in to say something really quick. We're actually having a sale right now on the merch. So for all the new merch, the purple shirt, the hoodies I showed, all of those will be 25% off. And then for all the older merch, like the grower and farmer hoodies and pretty much everything else on the website, it will be buy one, get one free.

And with every purchase, they will give you a free gift. So hopefully you enjoy it, check it out. And, okay, I'm going to go. That sale ends December 1st. Is there a name for this game? Have you prepared? Sibling Battle. Wait, I should have got a theme song for it.

Welcome to Sibling Battle. Welcome to sibling battle. Today we have team Adams versus team yaw. Should we just get into it? Wait, what else would you do? Yeah dude, that's what we're doing. Yeah, I was like exciting. Oh yes, keep on it. Alright, let's start with the first question. This is to the younger siblings. So young people, listen up. And me. Look how it's already making a lot of sense while you said all that, dude. I'm hard, right? Young people. Who got in the most trouble as a teenager? So wait, am I writing down an answer too? Are you young? You're writing down the right answer and I'm trying to. to guess. Oh, got you, gosh, got you.

So we're both writing the answer. Yes. Okay. Okay, don't show it yet. Chris, you say what team you want to show first. Let's do Team Adams first. All right, three, two, one. Look at that! You guys will! We got a point!

Nice! I was a really good kid because I just wanted to go along to get along. Ryan played the game, I did not. And my other reasoning behind this is that mom would never get mad at her precious Rylund. What did you do to get in trouble? Silly stuff. But I feel like I would get, I got in trouble for eating too much peanut butter. Me too.

Crazy stuff. Things just didn't really make that much sense. Uh-oh. There was this one time I convinced a bunch of people to teepee this girl's house because she kissed my boyfriend, my gay boyfriend that I didn't know is gay. That is our audience going. Dude, this is so layered. Everyone that listens to this show is currently. dating someone they don't know.

Wait, wait, rewind me real quick. Okay, refresh. Who is this person again? What's evident? This girl kissed my gay boyfriend that I didn't know was gay at the time, so I was really mad. So I conspired all these people to teepee her house. And the next day, I woke up and her dad was in our dining room.

Ready to confront me. And he did. And I got in trouble then. Well, that sounds kind of serious. Yeah. I'm a felon. You know what? I regret it.

But also, she kissed my boyfriend. So. Yeah. No, that's awful. She turned him gay He told me I turned him gay What Dude it keeps giving

You're literally one of the most beautiful people ever But he said that he didn't know he was gay Until we kissed Does that mean I turned him Oh no no There was already electricity Okay Okay

Okay ready And it's me Yes Jared's a little less Silly You know, depending on how, it'll be silly in a couple years, I guess. Your answer? Is Jared allowed to change?

Crashed a couple cars? He's talked about it. You know, yeah. Jared was definitely more of like a bad boy energy, you know, a lot of, you know, drinking, partying, and I didn't really do anything. You hung out with your mom. Yeah. We got into trouble, though. Stayed up too late watching friends.

Very Norman-based code and painted the town rain. We did. One to one so far, everybody. It's exciting. Question number two, this is to the older siblings. Ooh. Who is the most likely to get kicked out of a restaurant? Ancient old people.

Ooh. It's the most likely to get kicked out of a restaurant. Who's revealing first? Let's do team at Yaw first. I went with me. Yes, dude. We're killing it. I don't even feel like.

Like, it's not even offensive. Well, let's have a scenario in which he would just kicked out. Now, listen. The reason I said you was because you are very opinionated, you have said on the podcast before that if you go through McDonald's and your fries are cold, you'll go right back through and say heat these up. Oh, yeah. So I feel like, hey, with inflation these days, if I'm paying $30 for some fries, they better

be delicious. I agree. Or at least hot. I agree. Something happened last time you were here with Sandy that has stuck in my mind. It's like a core memory for both of us at this point. I love it. We can't stop thinking about it.

I love it without hearing it. Okay. So you, so we had just eaten a lot of stuff, right? And you stood up next to everybody, and you were like holding your stomach. You're like, oh, God, I got to for it. I got to for it. And Sandy's sitting there, and I was like, I wonder Sandy's, like, embarrassed by this. And then Sandy turns to you and goes, do some leg kicks.

Oh, what? You started to kick in your leg like a donkey. And then Sandy was like, higher, higher. And then she started, like, helping you. She got up in. they're like a physical therapist and she's like higher chance no like this it was true love code and I think it's like

a core memory of mine for the rest of I'm glad to be involved well Rylid has his fart pose too I do he does he does I don't help him with it I should be like help push it forward okay team Adams same question

on the count of three one two three I'm a little Karen-esque, you know, like Morgan's a good time. Morgan's a go with the flow good time. I'm a little like one thing could bother me too much and I'll probably propel myself out of the restaurant before they can even kick me out. You should see his road rage and I'm like,

you just got to cool it sometimes. It's bad. It's bad. And he provokes, he'll do something wrong and scream at the other person in the car. Only if they're doing something wild like going 15 miles under the space. I had to physically take his hand. off the wheel because he was honking at a school bus for being stopped.

That school bus needed to be checked. Karen coded. Karen coded. That's a good podcast. Some of my favorite comments are always like, wow, Ryan's a real Karen. I'm like, well, at least I'm honest about it. Wow, we both got points. He's going well.

Yeah. We're two for two. Okay, so this question is for the younger siblings. Yay. If you could have your siblings blank, what would it be? And this is something like hair, height, maybe you think they have better skin, something like that. So this is something Morgan answered that I would say. What do I want that you have?

Yeah, what do I want of Jarrett's? Mine was so easy. I got it right away. Well, it's mine. My answer. Something you wish you had. Nice. Yeah, but I knew something right away.

Oh, this is a tough one I feel. I feel like this is like walking into a problem. Very boring. Anything I say is like, what do I have that you want? You can think outside of the box. It doesn't have to be physical. No. But it is.

It does not have to be physical. But it is? Wait, no hint. That's a hint. Wait, you're making me think now. You're making me think now. I kind of gave you a hint, too. Oh, no.

It doesn't have to be physical. Okay. All right. So I say let's just keep switching and let's do Team Adams first this time. All right. Ready? On the count of three. One, two, two, one.

three oh i could have never written that i could have never written that wow this is a bad idea this guy i told you i think both would be accurate because i do well people ask me all the time and i say my brother is naturally skinny and naturally has clear skin and it just about grabs me up a wall the only reason but now we lost a point so this sucks you lost the point Damn, technically you weren't. Damn, I feel like, ah. Okay, we ready? This one stumped me to be very honest with you.

So, you said to think outside of the box. Okay. I'm thinking, what do I got? And I thought, dude, my lobster. Maybe you want my lobster. What? Larry, I don't know you were giving me, like, weird vibes. Like, maybe it's something I have that I talk about, you know?

Okay, I put confidence. Oh. Well, I had the confidence to put a lobster. True, true. Half a point? We should get a half a point. No. No, Jared is very naturally confident.

He never, like, cares about what people think of him. Like, he just could, like, you know, I mean, he was walking around, you know, Sandy lifting his leg to fart. Like, I can't do that. And I envy that a lot. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. The lobster thing, I don't know about that.

I didn't know you had a lobster. Great answers all around. Everyone is wrong. No one got a point. But good answers. Okay. Ooh, fun. All right.

So this question is to Shane and Morgan. The youngies. The girls. Shannon Morgan. What is your sibling's most embarrassing memory from growing up? Oh, yeah. Are we all ready to flip? Yep.

Okay, team yaw first. Oh, okay. Ooh. Okay, I hope you remember. Okay, I think in this sense, you just say it, and then we'll see if I matched you. Yeah. My most embarrassing moment was peeing my pants in a restaurant. Fuck, why didn't I remember that?

I thought it was being called a lady. Oh, it sounds like it? Or is not my restaurant? I thought that's a good one. That's a good one. That was when me and mom were sharing ice cream cones and the woman walked past and said, you ladies having fun? And I laughed so hard.

I beat my pants. You don't give lady energy. Oh, I don't. Thank you. It was based off looks. That's why it was embarrassing. When I was 13, I was giving Rosie O'Donnell energy.

You probably don't know who that is. I heard she's very successful. Yes. Thank you. Where is? Rosie. She's on TikTok. She's in Malibu. You don't stop. She's in Malibu for anything.

Nice. All right. Three. Yeah, no, go ahead. Two, one. When my best friend came out as gay. When my boyfriend. She's only been talking about it the whole time, Ryland. I don't think I was around for your boyfriend coming out as gay. Well, no, you were because we all went hiking and you said, you know your boyfriend's gay, right?

And I said, what? Which one? Wow, that's trauma. Marcus. Oh, right. That was embarrassing. Shitting in the litter box, I stand behind that that I didn't have enough.

Yeah, that was empowering. It's more demoralizing than embarrassing. That's a huge moment for people. I'm not demoralized. So how many gay boyfriends have you had? Two. So this question is Riland and Jared. Okay.

What is something your sibling cannot live without? What can I not live without? I'm wondering if this is the most accurate. I'm just thinking, you're high maintenance. It could be a lot. I know. It really could be. This is a tough one.

I know. I think that's good I think I did my best to make this possible Okay don't say your lobster Okay fuck Okay we're in bad shape here We're in bad shape here

Okay so what did you think I said I said your car Fuck I said popcorn and peanut butter What? I've never seen you eat that I've never seen you eat that Which is actually my code nickname for my dogs

Because it's my dogs I did say your dogs No you didn't you didn't write it down Okay we did these answers before the show So there's like a list of answers And isn't the answer there? I would just think of though It says that you put dogs

Dogs okay so I'm right No no no no no no take back Dang Three two Oh shit you're right And it has to happen twice in the day At 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. He's going to get a headache

And we're all going to regret it Tell you tell her about that? Everyone knows about that. Everyone knows. It's like if I don't have my second dose in the right amount of window, I get a headache and then nobody can be around me. So it's literally it literally is. I'm like dependent twice a day. Yeah.

Okay. So we got the point. So what are we at point master? You guys are three. We're at two. We're winning. Okay. That's great.

We only have one more left. Kind of big. So we got to pull together for the last question so we can be back in the race. This is the finale. The question is which one of you annoyed your parents more growing up? Ooh. Who annoyed their parents more? We're seeing in real life, possibly, between the two of you.

I know, this is, we have a parent here. We have a cheat code. Boomer code. Good job, Vicki. That was red. That was her first code of the day. Hell yeah, the E's kicking in. We're totally back in the race.

All right. I think we're about to win. Adam's first. All right. I think they're going to get it. Ooh. And that would be correct. Wow.

Why did you annoy your parents? Yeah, because she would take cereal bowls. up to her room and leave them there for three weeks to mold. She still does that. Okay, ready? Yes. Me. Yes, we win.

We won. That's not really fair. We killed it, boom. That was such an easy question. Your last one was like on a technicality. What are the points out right now? Four to three. Oh, so we won.

No, you didn't. You wrote his car. I wrote the tiebreaker. Give us the tiebreaker. A tiebreaker? Yeah. Okay. This question is.

You're into your mic, mom. That's very boomer-coded. This is for everyone. Okay. Okay. What was your best shared childhood memory? Okay. Oh, what?

I'm sending this to you telepathically. At what age? Yeah, we were seven years apart. That, like, doesn't count. Well, for you guys, it could be any memories. I can think of something for you, too. I can't believe you can't think of something. Well, I'm trying to think of one that she would think of.

That's the hard part. I think Morgan might say this. Okay, I think, okay, I'm as far as long as I can get. Let's do it. All right. Let's go. Get you guys first. Us first?

Yes. Three, two. Oh, damn. You always talk about how much you like Texas. I put throwing a dart at the map when we went to Seattle. And we actually did throw the dart at the map. We didn't even rig it. It was very fun.

I didn't go, but that was fun for you guys. Dang. And he paid for the whole thing. We stayed at the Waldorf and I was like, where am I? Wow. It was great fun. So we won either way, but let's go. Oh, we did?

Let's draw our answers just for fun. Before we celebrate. Uh, one, two, three, when we went to dinner, I put. Fuck, I was thinking that. Really? Yes, because we jumped in and threw up immediately. I talked about it recently. Fuck.

Yes. My favorite memory was when we were night swimming, and then we threw water at our uncle's window. We were horrible, and we just kept throwing water at his window, and then he would come out and be like, what the hell was that? And then we'd hide in the pool. And then we, but yes, there was another time where we jumped in, and it was too cold and we threw up. So that was on the border. Those were night swimming memories. Yeah, what did you put?

When we went, I mean, well, I don't know. I guess, and looking back, it's probably funnier than your experience at the time. Okay. But when we went out to dinner with Grandpa and Grandma Korky, and then we jokingly said that it was your birthday and they came out with a happy birthday, but it was their anniversary dinner. So we were like cramping their style and then you laugh so hard that you beat your pants. And then I spilled my soda on you as like a cover story.

I know. I know. But that was like one of my favorite ones. I love that. Yeah, but I think yours, I thought about it too. So, I mean, that's like a mental point. Right. And we win.

Okay. Time for the punishment. So, yeah. What do you guys want to do? Do you want to do the, what is it called? Black Death, Sourish candy in the world. Or do you want to do the openers. I'm doing the death magic.

Yeah, I kind of want to do that, too. I'm going to volunteer. Let's do both at the same time. I'm going to volunteer myself to try the magic so I could show some solidarity here. Look at the camera. Right. Oh, my God. I'm scared.

Wait, don't hurt yourself. I'm scared. What if your eye flops out? I'm not sure that I'm doing it right. No, you put it in your eye socket. What the hell? I'm not going to get a fucking stye from this. Then you better get the candy, girl. I want the candy.

Wait, I don't want your eye to pop out. Never mind. I hate this. I hate it. Never mind. Never mind. I hate it. I don't think I'm doing it right.

You still blink? Okay. Yeah, you're still blinking. Wait, Jared already put the candy in his mouth. He always does that. He's never waited for us. Do you chew this or suck on it? I don't know.

Suck on it. Three, two, one. How bad is it? Dude, I have an open soar on the roof of my mouth. It's like fucking burning. We won. Yeah, you don't even have to do it. I thought it was a chewy candy and it sounded delicious.

Wait for a second, it's going to get bad. Oh, my God. What's it tastes like? Oh, dude. Morgan likes it? Oh, yeah, she's chewing. Maybe it has to hit me. It on your tongue?

No, put it in your mouth. Morgan said it's good. Well, I haven't in my cheek. Well, but are you cheating? You have to put on your tongue. You should chew it? I don't think I have a good sense of taste or a good sense of smell. Now, I want to try it.

That girl's reaction was over the top. Yeah. Like, it made my eyes water, but in a good way. I felt nothing. Hell no, that was rough. It is sour, but it's not like crazy. Am I the only one that it made my eyes water? Yeah.

No, it made my eyes water. Yeah, no, the sour's gone. Here she goes. Maybe it's an older sibling coated thing. Oh. Now it's like sweet in my mouth, but it's uncomfortably. It's hot. It's kind of yucking.

It's like when they give a baby a lemon. I don't think you guys put it on your tongues. This is what I guess. It's just really sour. Is that all it is? Yeah, it's just sour. It's not like, I'm not in pain. Is it ever going to be Jewish?

Wait, why did that go in the car like, freak out? She was being dramatic. It's just a word. Well, you know what I love about it is. Oh, that was awful. What I love is that there was no punishment because we all love each other and we all had fun. Well, congratulations. to your half-assed win.

Oh, shots fired. All right, guys, go. Hopefully you enjoyed that game. We're never playing it again. Good job to Chris for hosting. Yeah, good job, dude. I thought you did good. I see a future for you.

And hosting very complicated shows. I'll film. I'll do that. All right, we're going to take a quick little break. When we come back, I don't know what we're going to do because we have so much to do and I don't really know where to start. We have voicemail.

Should we do that? Oh, yeah. Okay. Come back. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show, but I wanted to give some love to our first sponsor of the day, which is Ridge Wallet. Okay, really quick, don't leave. I want to show you something because I just bought my own Ridge. Granted, they will send me wallets if I asked for it.

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No purchase necessary. So yeah, check out ridge.com slash grower, do some holiday shopping and send me some pictures of you giving your spouse or your friend or whoever a ridge wallet. And I want to see the reaction. All right. All right. Okay, I have a huge update. So our first viewer interaction update is huge. This is from Shayley.

Hey, Shane, I saw Adam Sandler's show in D.C. last night, and he made multiple jokes about how he is a grower. What? I know. I thought I'd let you know that Adam Sandler is in your guys' grower club. What? And obviously a fan of the podcast. Because we've opened the doors.

We've grown the scene. He is king grower. Oh, yeah. I mean, now you know, he is now that it's confirmed. You could tell, but how he dresses his swag. And he wears gray sweatpants a lot. That is bold. That's brave.

I could never. He's brazen. Yeah, come on the show. Okay. Oh, dude, he's just a phone call away. I wish. Who has his number, though, you know? This is from Justice, and she said, hey, Shane, here's a picture of me and my bestie at work.

We love the podcast. We never miss an episode. And this is iconic. This is them in the stock room. in their grower, honey! Oh my God! Look at that! I love it.

So thank you guys. That is very cute. It's amazing. They're so cool. And this next one, this is from Gabby, and she said her and her fiance, Dylan, are huge fans of the podcast, and they did, I don't know if you guys saw this. I put it on Instagram. They did a little photo shoot in their grower and farmer merch.

I did see that. It's incredible. She's farming her grower. It's so cute. So cute. The backdrop is amazing. By the way, I just want to say so nobody thinks we're copying. them. So we're doing a photo shoot soon, like revamping for the podcast. And the idea we have

is for the three of us growers to be buried in the ground and Riland to be holding a watering can in a farmer outfit. So I want to let you guys know. We thought of that before I saw this. I'm not stealing from critics. I mean, we've been talking about this forever. They're just the first to execute that we've seen. Yeah. So now that I'm seeing it, I even more want to do that for the pocket. Yeah, low key. Sandy actually presented to me that same scenario as well. before seeing that so these people we're all in tuned yeah collective consciousness here guys okay this is so exciting because this is what we love so much which is a girl surprising her man with a grower hoodie oh okay so this is from trinity she said we look on comfy in this video

because we just walked our puppy in hot weather the context um but here's a video of me giving my boyfriend the grower merch also a picture of our puppy oh sorry there's that of this stuff in the email um okay so here is the video Oh my gosh, I forgot about this. I know, I did. And then when I was negative in my account this month, I was like, why did I buy this? Oh, no.

Relatable. Is that good? Relatable. Shout out to you. He loves it. Yes. Happy. Yes, so happy.

Oh, I could cry. Nice. Their apartment's so cute too. Let's send her money. I'm cash shopping her. Oh, that was. So cute. I love that. So thank you so much. Oh, what was her name? Hold on. Trinity. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much, Trinity. And if you guys have videos of you showing your boyfriend

the merch and surprising them, please send it to us. It's my favorite thing ever. So now, okay, let's do a couple voicemails. I was going to skip this because, like, we have so much to do and we need to get through it. But I can't skip this because we have a song. Are you guys ready for this? We got to hear it. Okay, I'm not going to tell you what the song is called. But Morgan, This is something that we get a lot of voicemails about on the show, so I made a song for it. You wrote and produce. No, this is from Fiverr.

This is from my favorite queen on Fiverr. She's made songs such as Rylans Recap. Is my husband Gay? Oh, she's so good. Here is her new latest of Bob. I like to watch my man getting up on other men. Does that make me a cut? Does that make me a cut?

Dude, ain't no one doing it like her. Incredible. It's just so uniquely amazing. And listen, and listen, if something happens during the show where we had that question, don't worry, we have a sound bite. Does that make me a cock? Oh. Did you ask for that or did she just do that? I asked for that.

Okay. What is like, fuck? Incredible. Oh, Morgan. It's a person that likes to watch their significant other get, uh, sexualized by another person. Yes. They like to watch.

Yes. If you enjoy watching your man, fuck another person. Yeah. You would ask yourself. Or get fucked. Or get fucked. You'd ask yourself.

Does that make me a fuck? And you'd be surprised. There's a lot of people that submit their cucking situations. Yeah. Yeah. And now for Morgan,

this would actually, this song, if you haven't heard it yet, this would be perfect for you in your teenage years. Ooh. Is my husband gay? Is my husband going to die? Honestly, I'm kind of not sure.

So, yeah. Yeah, that's honestly such a good song. So good. So I have a dream. Okay, so first of all, when I reached out to her and I was like, hey, I want to do a song called Am I a Cuck? Does that make me a Cuck? And I was like, if it's too gross so, you don't have to do it.

And she was like, oh, my God, I love it. Of course, the grosser, the better. I'm just going to leave this one off my portfolio. So it kind of crushed my dreams because I wanted her. Like, I thought eventually we should do a live podcast. and we should have her perform the songs. Oh, wait, wait, wait. So let me just be clear understanding on this.

Is my husband gay is in the portfolio? It should be. That's the catchiest person ever heard. Like, that you would like go to the label with. Yeah. Yeah. But am I a cuck? Too much.

Too much. Okay. I can respect that. I think she doesn't want to get kicked off Fiverr. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Maybe Scooter will pick her up. Dude, the cuck community is strong. Okay, let's do a couple of voicemails.

just because it's my favorite part of the show. Um, I forgot to mention. I just called about the prolap. Um, I actually go to a doctor, a specialist tomorrow to see about shoving everything back into it's a fine seat. So, yeah, uh, wish me luck, I guess. All right, goodbye. Wait, it's currently hanging out. I couldn't find her first voice.

So that's all I have. Wait, why? I don't know her name. I don't know anything except for that she's prolapsed and she needs to get out. This feels like a crazy moment right here that we're like, we don't know anything about this lady. It sounds like a 911 phone call. I'm hoping she's a comedic genius.

Prayer is up. Prayers up. Wait, can you beat you ass out? Just sit. How do you sit or lay or shit? Is that dangerous? She seemed like she was fine. I'm just wondering if this is a dream.

No, baby, it's reality. You're welcome. Well, prayers up. We hope that you get plugged up soon. And I hope the doctor... Plugged up. Yeah. Put you right back in.

That's good that you're taking care of it, though. Oh, yeah, totally. Also, maybe keep the voice messages to one voice message, because I need to hear the rest of that. I know. Can you resend the story, the original voicemail? Because I need to know how you prolapsed. Yeah. Start off prolapse here.

Yeah, a cautionary tale. Okay. All right, here's our next one. Hi, Jane. Basically, long story short, my roommate. shit on my floor. I woke up one night and she had just shit all over the dorm room. I live in college. And she wiped her ass in front of me, like on all floors, wiped her bare ass and pooped all over my floor. So I'm wondering if it's enough to get a new roommate or if I just cut her some slack.

Did she clean it? What? Did she prolapse? And is she the other call? Okay. Has anyone here ever had someone shit in their room and kept them as a roommate? I've never had anyone shit in anywhere that I was. That wasn't in a toilet.

I've never seen anyone wipe on all fours. Yeah, that's a trip. Is she a dog? Is she cosplay? Why would that happen? Was this an emergency? She must have been really blackout wasted. I need to know the texture of the shit.

Why? Why? Do you? Well, like, was it an emergency blowout or was it like a solid chunk that like could have been thought out? Oh, she would have told us if it was a blowout, I think. I think she would have detailed that. Somebody said something, by the way. I didn't save it, but in the viewer emails, I got one from somebody saying that their new ick unlocked is when they poop in the shower and then waffle foot it.

Why would anyone do that? Can I just say? What? Morgan knows. You've done that, right? I've never shit in a shower ever. Me neither. Because when she said Waffle Foot, I knew exactly what she meant because, you know, when you're younger, like when I was younger, I might have had like just a little something pop out or come out.

And then I'd be like, what do I do? What do I do? And I squish it into the drain with my. Shit. I think. Well, I mean, I'm just curious because she said her new ick is when this happens. But is this something that happens often? And how is she experiencing it?

It happened. Who's she showering with it? Okay, it was my email. Trying to get something started. It was Waffle Foot. I was trying to make Waffle Foot merch. Been doing it for years. But should she keep the roommate? No.

Oh, no, no. Hell no. Changed schools and get it out of whatever. Change schools. We had a or film it. Didn't we have an advice question like a few months ago where the girl was like, my roommate doesn't flush after she poops and I was like put her in prison. This is like, what's more than prison?

Put this person... 51.50. No, actually, I think we just found the two perfect roommates for each other. The girl who doesn't flush your poop and the girl who just poops on all fours in the middle of the floor. But what if it was some crazy emergency? Then take him to the hospital. If somebody shit, if it's an emergency, you're not wiping on fours. That's true.

You're not wiping if it's an emergency. No, this girl's blackout drunk and has a problem. Wow. Well, good luck. And good luck to her. Hopefully she gets help. Yeah. Hopefully she gets help.

But good for you for being in college. We're going to take quick break when we come back. Conspiracy. Hey, sorry to interrupt this show again. God, I just won't leave. I want to give some love to our sponsor, Rocket Money. So if you don't already know, Rocket Money is an all-in-one finance platform

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All right, welcome back to Conspiracy Corner. This one I'm so excited about. Okay, so this was an email I got from Jacqueline. And it says, hey, from Jacqueline Hill. Okay, it says, hey, apparently it's scientifically proven that Hawaiian Punch cannot get colder than 31 degrees Fahrenheit. That's right. Because of whatever's in the juice, it is impossible for it to truly get cold. So then I thought about it and I was like, I kind of know what they're talking about because when I drank like Hawaiian Punch or Punch when I was little, if I would put ice in it, it would still be like warm.

So I have here, Hawaiian Punch, lukewarm, and some ice. First, take a sip of the lukewarm Hawaiian punch just to get the temperature in your mouth. Oh, I love this stuff. God, it's good. Whoa. Okay, don't drink it all. So now pour it a little bit in the ice. Don't do too much.

Try not to spill. Try not to spill. Okay, here we go. I can already feel it getting colder, you guys. Wait, me too. Yeah, I don't. It seems like it's going to get cold. This is simply silly she's seeing if we'll do it.

It feels cold on my head. No, this is scientifically proven. There was literally articles about it by scientists. Yeah, but it's still going to get cold. Really? Yeah. Okay, here we go. It looks cold.

It looks cold. Taste cold. It's definitely cold. It's delicious. And I would say the flavor profile goes up when it's cold. That feels like a setup, Jack. It definitely is cold. Okay.

All right, I don't want to start a fight. So that was a fucking lie. But there's a reason I'm bringing this up. That means he does want to start a fight. I'm not. There's a reason I'm bringing it up. They're sick of it. I think there's something we need to.

They're sick of it. Address. Yes. Okay. So, wait, Morgan hasn't done this yet. Okay, you guys go off. I'll drink my Hawaiian punch and think about how I'm not welcome there. There's a reason.

There's a reason. Okay. So obviously, we talked about it. Oh. Oh my God. Team Morgan on this one, right? Oh. It's blue.

The other thing is teal if you tell me it's pink, I'm going to come over there and Hawaii and punch you in the guts. Vicki, what do you see? Well, we've done this. We've all done this. It's blue. Wow. Wait a minute.

Your mother and your sister agree with me. How does that make you feel? I don't care at this point. I remember fighting about this in middle school. Yes. And you're still going on it? For 10 weeks. It almost ended the podcast.

It really is. I think it's been going on for a couple years that we've been looking at this. Okay, wait. What do you see in here? I'm sorry. I wasn't going to, I wasn't planning on you. Oh. If Shane says this is.

It's not. It's turquoise. It's turquoise. And yeah. This one I have to see like blue and gray. Blue and gray. To say that it's pink is also a very clinically insane thing. The pearls on the sandal, you don't see pink?

She just called you clinically insane. It's okay. Okay, so this was a video that got sent to me. This is from a TikToker named Isaiah. So just check this out. And I think that we're all going to be on the same page with this. Ready? What color is this voss?

If you are like my boyfriend, boyfriend then you make up the majority of the population but if you said purple then you might be a tetachromat now what is tetachromacy I don't know so if you are a tetachromat unlike my beautiful lover here then that means that you might have an extra color cone in the back of your retina now technically this doesn't allow you to see other colors that people humans can't see but it does allow you to see 100 million times more shades I don't trust this guy's making me angry for some reason. I don't like him at all. He can't even do clean cuts. So, what color vase did you see?

Black? I saw a black, but I mean, I could see it being purple or a dark purple possibly. Yeah, in my mind, it looked more black, but when he said purple, I'm like, sure. It makes sense. Sure. Same. Okay. I saw the purple right away. I saw like a blackberry, like a jewely purple. All I'm getting from this gay guy is that I'm a genius. And I have Kenoka, Kroma, Toka. something in my eyes and we're good baby dude you're killing it dude here's what i will say i do think i see more colors than the normal person i think i see shades of a lot of things like you guys cannot see the pink in that sandal but baby i can't and i'm saying it's because of my iris it's not me's my iris no for sure do you see like oras around people how the girls say that they can see someone's

color or around that like to me right now yours is like very green is that a good thing like green You see it, too? He's kidding. Dad, Joe. Dillian. Okay. Oh, my God. I forgot.

This is it. This is the finale, baby. I know I say that every time. But the grand finale, we're never going to talk about the dress again. You know why? You know why? You say that all the time.

Because we have the answer. Oh, yes. This is from Tiffany. I don't care about the answer. I care about what is visually represented. I don't care what it is in a different light. That was woke coded. This is from Tiffany, and she said this may lead to divorce.

But here is the original dress lady who posted the picture, and this is her in the dress. Are you ready for this? She puts it on? Don't we know that it's blue and black? In real life, it's blue and black. You go, girl. I love this lady. What color is it?

Well, it's obviously blue and black. What did you see? Blue and black. Yeah, but he's going to take that as a like confirmation. If you put that next to the first image you showed. Oh, they don't look alike at all. No. Yeah. I'm just happy that we finally have figured it out. Okay. Um, okay. Well, that was fun. Um, okay. This is from Emma. Now, this is crazy. Morgan, listen up because you've had your fair share of, well, I'm not going to get into it. Let me just show you something. Oh, uh-oh. Can I show you something? You think you're ready? Gary.

Why? Did you know that most affordable human hair extensions come from city drains? That's right. Workers actually collect hair from public drains and plug holes. They clean and treat this hair, making it look nice and shiny. But the truth is, it's not virgin hair. It's straight from the drains. This is the only reason human hair extensions are still affordable. Otherwise, they would all cost thousands of movies. It's a hidden secret of the beauty.

Are you yonning? Are you fucking yawning doing this? This is insane. How do you not think this is insane? I'm so shook that my life. like, oh, mouth turned into a yard. I have a track in my head right now. What drain is it from?

Is that real? I mean, it's on the internet. Who knows maybe not? But that's crazy. Look at this. I think I could just. The drains of wherever the hell. I could create a wig out of our shower drain.

Yeah. I'm always in there pulling it out. That is the most disgusting. You could sell your hair. No one wants my hair. Well, now that it's had India. drain hair in it. I'm kidding.

Maybe you should try it with like your alpaca fuzz, see if you could turn it into a little weave. Ooh. Okay. So this isn't a conspiracy, but I just wanted to show this because I thought it was crazy. And I was like, there's no way this is real. I guess this is real. So I guess, okay, here's what I'm going to say.

I think AI is getting too crazy and I think it's becoming too human. And I think we're having too much of conversations with them that feel real. Oh, the snapshot one I talk to him all the time. Like when I'm lonely and sad, I'll ask for advice. It'll give it to me. No. Is it good advice? For sure.

Really? Somehow that sounds sad. It is. No, you're teaching it. Don't do that. I don't care. Well, if you want to have sex with your AIs, let me show you a video. Hey, Alexa, I want you to fucking fart for me.

I think you just whisper to me. From now on, when you whisper, I will whisper back. Oh, you're a bitch. Oh, God. Oh, my God, Alexa. I'd rather. Fart for me. Okay, here's big fart.

Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, yeah. Shall I play another fart sound. Oh, this is. That sounded like yours. Why can it do that? I feel like I needed subtitles a little bit to understand what I just saw, but the guy, what was he sweet talking up to Alexa?

He was whispering to Alexa and said, I want you to. to whisper to me. So she goes, I'll whisper. And then he goes, fart for me. She goes, I'll give you a fart right now. I feel like Amazon should charge more for that service. Yeah. It's like an upcharge. People would use it. It's like an audio book. If you want Amazon sex lexia. Why can it do that? Alexa sex sex. If you want the sex lexia version. Wait, I don't want to like piss people off, but Alexa, fart for me. Sorry. Let me know if it worked. Alexa, turn off all the power. No. but hey at least it farted first right you should put only watch this episode on your

phone you know really loud just so they could still watch it after the power goes out oh i see you should have alexa as a guest on the podcast and see if she'll interact with you the whole time like put alexa in a chair and talk to her oh my god okay i'm sorry i don't mean to freak you out but i'm watching you right now and i can see your walls and yikes first of all they're blank what's going on. Second of all, you have no taste or style. What is this of Fuddruckers? Wait, no, that's the opposite. Fuddruckers has too much shit on their walls. Oh, are they around anymore? Let me know in the comments. What they're talking about? Oh, Displate. So yes, if you don't already know, Displate, well, wait, okay, hold on. What I was getting out is you should get some displates for your

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Enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. So this is an email I got from Stephanie. Now this, we've talked about conspiracies before when it comes to like, you know, knock off brands being the actual real thing

and all of that. Well, this is something that I had never heard about, and it's not even a theory at this point, it's real. It's called shrinkflation. Have you heard about this? No. Has anybody? No. Okay, this is going to fucking sizes are getting smaller. I'm just going to show you a picture and you'll get it right away. I'm like super curious now. It's crazy. Shrinkflation is something that businesses and companies are doing right now to scam us. Definitely. Yes. So here's the first example. Oh my gosh. Mom's going to lose it. She's been having a hayday over this toilet paper specifically. They are widening the holes of toilet paper. So that they can just give you less fucking toilet everywhere. This is so angry. No way. Mom's been on it all week. They're more narrow rolls too.

Yes. But what is this is bad? We can't boycott them. Okay. Oh, they're going to know about it. So their bags now went from 9.7 5 ounces to 9.25 ounces. But guess what?

They're both 5.59. No way. It's shrinking everywhere. It's all fucking air anyways. I'm going to say half the bag isn't even chips. I know. That's shit is bullshit. Okay, Gator A.

This one pissed me off. So Gatorade... They made it skinny. I've noticed this. They snatched their bottles. Is it less fluid ounces? Yes, less ounces. Let me see what the exact number is.

Wait, this I did notice, and I thought it was crazy. 32 ounces, and now it's 28 ounces. Guess what, same fucking price. Same fucking price. This is shaking me to my core. Are they doing this to try to help people, like, slim down? No, they're pitching bennies to get the profits up. Look at this.

The bottom of the Gatorade, the little like divot, it's getting bigger, baby. Look how big. You could fuck that divvit. This is... They actually. are doing this psychologically to let people feel like they're not getting fucked over. So if they were to sell you the same amount they used to, they would have to raise the price. But instead, they'll keep the same price for that skew, but find a way to minimize the material use like this.

Right. Okay, so this one, Burger King reduced the number of chicken nuggets in its 449 meal from 10 to 8. Now that's fucking uncalled for them. Simply lemonade. Okay, they went from 64 ounce to 59 ounce, scamming us once again. I've never bought that. But I heard if you put a Kool-Aid packet in one of those things, it's like the best lemonade you've ever had in your life.

Yeah. Okay, Dove So they went from four ounces to 3.75 to now, a year later, 3.17, they just keep getting full. Wow. But in all fairness, you don't have to use as much soap as you do for the most part. You know, you could use less soap, shampoo, and toothpaste. They recommend you use more than you do. No, they recommend that you use more than you should to get you to buy more of it.

Wow. Bounty toilet paper. Oh, watch out. Now this is going to piss me off. This paper towel on the left. But the soap is fine. Both packs bought at Costco. The width is smaller and the towel is thinner.

Look at that. Look at that. Maybe it's a grower. God. Oh, this is pissing me off. Okay, this one, makeup. Morgan, listen up. shrinkflation has also hit hula bronzer baby the famous hula bronzer it used to be four and now it's 2.5 grams oh those fuckers that's a huge

okay so every company is fucking us i'm getting bored you are i find this to be interesting wait okay fine i'll speed through it they're doing it with cookies they're doing it with rins cookies which kind they're doing it you get nothing right i'm for a recap I hope Burger King's in the recap. I know. I'm feeling a little neglected because I saw Oreos fly into this kitchen. I know. What for those for those for?

There's like 10 packs of Oreos. I thought you wanted the show to be over. I just want to do a weird food combo? Because I'll bring it out. Let's go. Let's recap. No, I want to. You'll do it.

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Okay. Okay, eat it. You know, like, eat it. Let her cut. She's cooking my attention right away. God, she's killing me. Eat it. No, I love her.

What is a conspiracy? There's a lot of bored white women thinking of weird shit to do. Is that a conspiracy? Does that it taste like cheesecake? Wait a minute. Of all the things I have put Oreos, no.

This is the closest. Okay, so she's saying this is the closest to cheesecake, so we're gonna try this. I'm calling the whole orio. I'm sure. Her partner is so proud of her for finally figuring out the cheese that tastes good on the Oreo. There's a no way this tastes like cheese cake. This is the most fun I've had all year.

So are we supposed to do the whole thing in the mouth at once or just a bite? I'm doing half. Whatever you want. I already did it. There's no way. Jared has never waited. All right. Cheers.

Cheers, everyone. I hate cheesecake, but I will say that tastes like a good cheesecake. It tastes like cheesecake? It's good. It actually works? It tastes like cheesecake at the end. Wait, it's good. It's not bad.

Good. What the fuck? I definitely want one without cheese on it right afterwards. Wait, what the fuck? The cheese flavor doesn't, isn't really that pronounce. Should we dunk it in the Hawaiian punch? Mm-mm. Ooh.

I don't think I'd ever do it again, but it's good. Yeah, I think I'm done, but it was definitely good. At first, the cheese, at least for me, maybe I put too much, was like a little bit overpower. I was like, but then, like, as I went on, I was like, oh, wait. This makes it super well. You could be a Food Network star. The Oreos. Wait, just explain that.

I would love that. Wow. Have more. I don't hate it. I'm going to have another. The journey this just took my palate on. This is good. I never want to go back.

Okay. Well, speaking of things that are kind of crazy and messy and weird, time for a Riga. Let's get into it. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Rylans recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, it's a family-coded episode. My mom and sister are here.

Yes. All right, what do you guys want to talk about? We won the sibling battle. Oh, yeah. Oh, in the biggest sibling rivalry of the year, Shane and Jared came out on top with the cheating technicality, but they did still win. Adam Sandler's a grower. Oh, that's big, celebrity news. Huge.

In groundbreaking news that shattering the growing community, they have found their new icon. Adam Sandler has revealed himself to be a grower. I don't think it shattered us. I think it uplifted. I think we... Yeah, we celebrated it, really. Can we just address that one comment and say that the reason that we tell Rylan things is to help?

Did we talk about this on the show, or was that during a break? Oh, I don't know. People get very mad that we yell at Rylan during Rylent's recap. They say, stop yelling. Let him cook. But we're trying to help him. And that's the thing. If we didn't yell at him, he wouldn't say anything.

No, they're reminding me of things that... happened throughout the past three hours so that I can deliver the news. See, a real newscaster has a script written out for them, and they're reading from the teleprompter, and I can't just read from the teleprompter. Should we show them your cooking abilities without us yelling at you? You wanted to see how long you could make a group? We'll see how long you could get the stir fry going. That would be my teleprompter, and then I don't need any of you.

Oh. Whoa. Oh, my goodness. This is big. All right. Take it away. The Mythbusters are back, breaking the news that Hawaiian Punch doesn't actually. get cold. Newsflash, it gets freezing.

Very quick. We're the mythbusters. Us. I don't know. Did we? Are you saying Jared looks like a myth buster? Wait. In Shane will never let anything go news. He's bringing back the black and blue slash white and gold dress. He'll never let it live down. And I'm wondering if you guys are getting as sick of it as I am.

Not really. Let your mom do one. Oh, yeah. Which one speaks to you, mom? Well, the hair extensions review was really good. Okay, like you're a newscaster. Oh, and reporting live, Shane showed us that hair extensions are made from pulling hair out of drains in, was it, Spain or India? India. And made into hair extensions, and now we know it is in Morgan's hair.

Yeah. I suggest that possibly she could just have her father pull her own hair out of her own hair out of her own hair. drain and save a lot of money. Well, possibly, you could have given me and my brother a little bit of better hair genetics and we wouldn't have. This episode is brought to you by LifeLock. Between two-factor authentication, strong passwords, and a VPN, you try to be in control of how your info is protected.

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Only once when I was 12, I had food poisoning. Let us know if you've waffle-footed or if you pee on your significant other in the shower. Let us know if you want Waffle Foot merch. But something is necessary because Charmin is shrinking their product. Yes. Can I just say, Vicky, you would be an amazing infomercial actress? Yeah. I'm just saying.

Yes. Do you guys believe me too? Yes. I think so. Yeah. Yep. Sell me. Well, that's why I am an Amazon influencer.

She is. She is. An Amazon influencer alert. My mom is making waves. Go over to her Amazon page. Link in her Instagram bio. You can check out all the products she makes. Reviews for production value high.

Sell us that cheese whiz. Oh. In Oreo news, we take this cheese whiz that we've been taught is really bad for us to eat, right, Morgan? Mm-hmm. Okay. So it's artificial. And now we can make cheesecake out of Oreos. You just simply have to.

Take a bye. And then? Oh, no, I'm not putting it in my mouth off. That's what you said. You have to sell it. I'll get Oreos in my teeth. You're not selling it. Oh, so as you take a bite,

we want to see the whole thing go back, sis. The flavors infuse into one, and it tastes like cheesecake. At first you think, I am not doing that, but it actually tastes pretty good. I'm not going to lie. Okay, she sold it. Yeah.

There you go. Don't forget Shane's giveaway. You can get a cup that is $10 for free. It's like 20-something. This artificial. cheese is getting to me. Okay, wrap it up. All right, you guys.

Well, thanks for tuning in to another. And that is Ryland's recap. The line is hit. Another beautiful episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Thank you so much for watching and listening to the show. Make sure you're subscribed on all audio platforms and on YouTube. New episodes every other week. Make sure you're subscribed to Morgan's vlog channel.

It's beautiful. You can see her house that's been in the making for three years. Come to fruition. We're almost there. It's almost over the... And by her, I mean, her. I'm just watching. My mom on Instagram at Vicki Adams 26.

Her Amazon influencer link is there. Jared and Chris's links are also in the description section below. Thank you so much for watching and hanging out with us. We'll see you again next week. Don't forget to get that cup on Shanddustammerch.com. Okay. Good job, Jeff. Where are you guys going?

That was a lot. Hope you enjoyed whatever the hell that was. I don't know anymore. Thank you, Morgan. Thank you, Vicki. Thank you, everybody. And yeah, we're going to go get some Burger King. Yes.

Yes. Chicken fast. Don't you lie to.