The Shane Dawson Podcast - We Got Into A BIG FIGHT… and Mandela Effects 2023!

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

In todays show Shane and the guys get into a full on FIGHT! Throw in some new Mandela Effects and a HUGE CAMEO from a star of Friends and you got yourself a crazy time on the couch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tell me what color you're seeing. I personally see blue and black. I see white and gold. No, you're lying. I swear to God. Leave. When you zoomed in, I see white and gold. Do you really?

It flip-flopped for me. Okay, okay, this is huge. No, I can't believe we're fighting about a trend that happened 10 years ago, but I'm ready for it. Okay, hi, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Oh, sorry. it's okay uh welcome back to whatever the hell this is what a fucking mosquito this big just tried to attack me no that could give me west nile virus is that big for a mosquito for you it's not the size of the mosquito it's the pack it's punching thank you oh okay hold on jared do you have anything traumatic to happen

right now um yeah you do i what i mean besides how i fucking look how i look like i gained 40 pounds oh my god wins yeah um no listen i think you look good but let's address the shaved yeah so no god it was so good and i know if you meant it you are an elite comedic genius who i commend and i say kudos to you sir and if you didn't mean it that's a fucking great podcast baby that was fucking funny. I like that. Because it really does summarize how I feel. I feel

like a shaved elephant, you know? And the thing is, like we were talking earlier and any time people get a haircut, you know, everyone's like, oh, you look so good. You know, sometimes, oh, you look so much better even like that, you know? It's like, oh, I looked like a shit before, but everyone that I deal with on a regular

basis has not even brought it up. No one's even said like, oh, dude, right on, you look good. It's just like they're almost trying to like Not look at me So shout out to everyone I'm just kidding but am I no Listen okay well do you want to explain what happened

Yeah so I got a new Shaving kit and I wasn't overly familiar with it It's a little bit more complex than I'm used to But it's great and I didn't know that there's different settings for the top of the head than the beard So I hit it with the quig vertical And was hoping it was fake

You know It was real. Did you test some things out, like stripes before committing to the full shave? Well, yeah. I mean, it was a big stripe right there, like half at the side of my face. But you could have just connected it. Oh, you could have done a goatee? A goater?

I could have goaded up. I guess I could have goaded up, but I was so, oh, man, so bummed that I just wanted to get it done because I thought maybe I'll look good. And then I was like, oh, at what angle? I was like, damn, player, it ain't no angles, you know? Like, I'm going to have to wait this one out. I disagree. You sent me a picture. Of you freshly shaven, and you were like,

should we cancel the podcast? And I actually thought it looked good. I showed Ryan on, I'm like, oh, this actually looks good. It definitely does not look anything like that fucking album. I want to see. I mean, if anything, we're proving that face that might not always be right. I love the person who wants to see the picture, even though you're staying with you. But he's not clean shaven here.

No, no, no, no. It wasn't, this isn't too far off. This was like two days ago. Oh, okay. I thought it was. See, but I'm not going to. lied. This was a little bit of sorcery because I wore a sweater that kind of like shadowed a little bit, you know, because I'm a little, I didn't.

A good photo. Yeah, a little self-conscious at first about it. You know what I noticed? Okay, this is really weird. But you know what? Let's go there. I think we have the same mouth. What? Nice. I never noticed it because it was covered, but I'm looking at like this situation and I'm like, that is like I'm looking in the mirror. Do you see what I mean? Yeah, no, I get it. His nose, his lip and his mouth. We're brothers. That's not. That's But you know what? I will say that we all look good. No, always. Including your, including your face.

Because I did, like, let's do a little fashion update. Fashion update what they're wearing. Jared. Jared. He's so handsome. Is that what it says? I forgot. And people didn't say anything because they were. Jealous. Yeah. That's it. That's it. They're jealous. So, okay. Can we just talk about what's actually happening? Because I'm trying to like pretend like everything's fine and fake it. And I'm like having trouble. Although your face did help.

that revealed did it did lift my spirits shaved elephant in the room so right before we started filming like as you know uh chris was setting up and i was in a meeting upstairs uno uh our first dog had a seizure um and it lasted you know like four or five minutes we called all the vets while it was happening we you know we're trying to stay calm but kind of freaking out and i've been trying to like take these types of things better and be more chill because I you know we are going to have a kid soon and I do want to like keep things calm and stuff so we took him to the vet and you guys stayed here which I'm just sorry it's all just so crazy but like thanks for coming got to go so we went to the vet and they said it was going to take a few

hours to do some tests but more than likely he'll have to stay there for a few days and get some brain scans I'm trying to stay positive I'm like right right on the edge where like I could just have a full mental breakdown right now, but like, there's too many people here. Yeah, I mean, it's honestly probably a good distraction. Obviously, like, a lot of times you're in Bakersfield, you're two plus hours away as well. And since it's going to take this long for Uno to even get what he needs to have done, it's almost better to have this distraction to try to do something. I mean, time is a weird thing, and it, I mean, you can't control it.

Yeah, so we're waiting for a phone call. my phone is on so we might have to cut the show at some point but we're waiting for a call to see if the initial tests have any results it's like x-rays and stuff and then yeah so i want to i don't want to like down be a downer and i want to like you know make i have this show all prepared and laid out and have everything ready to go like you guys are here i want to do this you know but if i do seem kind of out of it uh that's why uh yeah i mean uno's our firstborn he has the most special place in my heart and we just i mean hopefully it's a one-off thing i'm hoping google's a scary place to look but i hope it's not something neurologic what nerve whatever in his brain that

isn't reversible neurological yeah there you go thank you just a daughter thank you prayers for uno man prayers for uno such a precious dude yeah so um okay back to our fashion update what are they wearing can i just start by complimenting you on that on your fit? Thank you. Dude, those buttons matched that shirt so perfectly. I thought that it was like a one piece thing where the material of the shirt was sewed into it and you just pulled it all over at once. You know, that's funny. So, okay, I'm like trying not to cry. It's just funny because, like, if I just start crying right up to you compliment it, it's just funny. Um, like, really this check Um, yeah, no, listen, I'm trying to elevate shit.

I'm trying to take my stylist mission for 2023 up a level, up a notch. So, like, this was like, you know, we're not going to do goofy costumes. We're going to do, like, fashionable, you know, next level shit. Like, neon, it's bad. So, I mean, I don't know if I'm wearing this to brunch. Like, this is it, baby. You look like what a punk, what, like, a fashionable person would wear to Easter church. Yeah.

You know, it's fun. Yeah, to like an L.A. Christian church or something. Where they're like doing drunks before church. There you go. But I'm like super gay and super annoying. Like you meet this person in public and you run. You said it.

Not me. I don't take you like gay and annoying. I think both of you look really good, but what do I know. I hope I do. Okay. Shane, I really like that coat on you and I'm hoping that you'll wear it the jacket. Okay. Because it's like it has a pop of color.

It's not just the black denim jacket you've worn for years. What? It sounds like a butt. Like, is it going to be a bud? Oh, but we got to get rid of the shirt underneath for real, like, for public outings. It's a gym shirt for show. You know what I mean? It's a beef shirt.

A gym shirt. You want to draw that kind of attention to yourself at the gym? Home gym, home gym shirt. Home gym shirt. That's a pool shirt. And Chris is like, okay. You're skipping right over Chris? Yes.

Chris is wearing a beautiful purple checkered. I went with purple and green. We could have got a steamer up in this house. Whatever. We were kind of dealing with a crisis. I was at the emergency hospital, Shane, so... I love it, thank you. You're welcome.

Okay, sorry, let me compose myself. Let's get back into it. I want to have fun. I'm excited. We actually have kind of a big thing that I haven't even told you guys about to happen. So do you guys remember Cici?

How could we forget her? Cic. Oh! Let me give you guys a little refresher. This was her voicemail last time. Last night, I just went out on a date, and this guy was amazing. 10 out of 10, phenomenal.

We hit it off. Uh-huh. Psychopath. It seems too good to be true. Don't trust him. And I feel like we've already talked about, like, marriage and kids names and, like, talking about getting married like this year. You're going to be married in a drunk.

And we're russing it really hard, but it feels right. It's not. So I just, I don't know. I need advice. Okay, so. I remember this because you can't wait for the update. You two are on the same page, and Ryland and I were on the same page. Yeah, go for it, girls.

We just don't get married. So we, I reached out to her because we tried to call her last time and she didn't answer. Very worried about her. Very worried about her. worried. Extremely worried. Worryed about Uno, but actually more worried about C.C. So to full transparency, we recorded that episode a little out of order.

We recorded that like three weeks ago, I think. So this is an update. We're about to call Cici live. And we don't know what's going to happen. No way. No idea what's happening. What the update is. It's been three weeks.

So she's alive, so that's good. She might already be married. If she's married. She's going to die for sure. You have questions for Cici. No, I'm all about the fantasizing. and having fun, exploring, but... Okay, really quick, before we call her,

so if you guys want advice, or if you want to send us a conspiracy, or Mandela, or if you just want to chat to us, call 747-263-2512. Try to keep your message under 30 seconds, so we don't have to cut anything out. And we got some pretty intense ones, by the way, for this week. Maybe I should play one before we call C-C.

We got a lot of people confessing to cheating on their partners. What? Nice. Which I, like, didn't want to play, because I'm like, is this real, but also like, are you just getting off to telling us that you're cheating, right? It's just weird. It is a little bit.

But thank you for calling, and we love you. Yeah, it's a fun story, nonetheless. Okay, before we call CZ. I don't love a cheater, so. But we love a viewer. We love a supporter. They're supporting multiple people at once. You know, they're the biggest kind of supporters.

Oh, my God. Okay, so this is one of my favorites. I'm going to play against a two partner. Hi, Shane. I am 67. As of today, today's my birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. My kids turn to me on to you, and I love your podcast. I listen to it all the time. And they wanted me to call in to tell you that I thought your sweatshirts and T-shirts that say, grower on them was referring to growing marijuana. Perfect. There it is.

Okay, so that was a perfect voice memo, right? Dude, I'm so glad she didn't say, I'm cheating on my husband or something. That would have been traumatic, dude. I was just thinking a bunch of, like, kids, you're like younger people, but that would have been big. We would have had to take back our happy birthday wishes. Well, hold on. It's a two-partner. Hi, Shane.

This is Janelle again. I left the last message about grower, and I don't know if you got the end of it, but I thought he was referring to growing marijuana. I think she smoked marijuana, too. I think she smokes marijuana. They were hooting in a hollering. So I just wanted to tell you that's what happened. Love you. Fine.

She's so cute. Down to her, first off. There's no way she's not baked. She's a fan of the podcast. It probably laughs and like, you know, maybe he doesn't remember everything. That's what cool. She's the best. We love you.

Hell, yeah. We're going to call you at some point. We'll just talk. Okay. Now, this is an advice question. I'm going to say this one's fucking juicy as fuck This is crazy I hope this one's real

Actually no I don't because it's a it's a breaking up a family I hope it's fake Hey this message is for the Train Dawson podcast I need some advice My 16 year old son Confronted me about Being my husband Having sex with his assistant

At their office And my husband told him That it was a one time thing And not to tell me And now I'm not sure if I should confront my husband because I don't want to throw my son under the bus. So please give me some advice. Really not sure how to go about this.

Thanks. Bye. Very positive. She's very positive for what's happening. Wow. Thanks. I got to be honest, man. That's crazy to me that she's seeking advice from a podcast for this.

That's amazing. We love it. I know. I'm saying this is an honor. Yes. You know, it's a huge honor. I agree. It was like lawyer or us.

I don't know. To me, I look at it. Like, I don't have kids, but it just seems it's kind of unfair for the kid either way, you know. Unfortunately, but I think you've got to talk to the dude about this. Here's what I will say. This is straight out of an episode of Dawson's Creek, season one, the finale, where Dawson walked in and he saw his mom having an affair with her coworker. And then Dawson had to decide, do I tell my dad?

Or do I not tell my dad? And, like, it was one of those situations. What did he do? I honestly don't remember, but it ended bad. Here's the thing, but it ended how it was supposed to end. What was your question? Oh my gosh, confront the motherfucker. Go, I don't care what you have to do.

You've got to confront him. Make up a lie. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Can you, okay, wait. So wait, so her husband is cheating on her. Her son saw it happen. So now she knows about it. Her husband does not know he's been caught.

Is that what's happening? Yes, but she doesn't want to tell the husband the son was the one that told on him. Then don't, don't. Don't. That's what I'm saying. There's many, you can make up a lie for how. Yeah, you don't have,

you don't have to snitch out the kid. Hold on. Maybe you should say that you heard it from the sun because if you are cheating on your wife, asshole, take move. Unless you watch a podcast. Thank you.

I'm kidding. If you were cheating on your wife, hopefully she watches it too, whoever you're cheating on her. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, but real talk. A lot of you guys aren't subscribed.

You're just watching. No, I'm kidding. The son has his own relationship with the dad. I know, I know. But real talk. You cheat on your wife. There should be major consequences, right? This should be a huge life change, a huge thing, right?

Maybe also realizing your son is, he's going to be affected by this for the rest of his life. He saw it happen, right? Even if you don't tell your husband that it was your son that saw it, it doesn't matter. He's still going to be dealing with this trauma for his whole life. So I think it's better to deal with the trauma together as a family rather than having more secrets. I think there should be no more secrets, no more lies. So yeah, I think you should have a family sit down talk. And I think you should talk about it openly, calmly.

and just be honest. No more lies. That's going to put your son in such a weird position. She should, first off, figure out exactly how you feel about the situation before talking to the husband about it. Come to grips with what you want to do here,

your next move, all of that. I would try to keep the kid out of it unless, I don't know, it's one of those dynamics. Like you said, it's going to be traumatic. I don't know the situation. Like, if they divorce, I don't know. It's a really tough thing,

but it started off with someone cheating, which is horrible. So there's no way it's just going to be pretty in one action. And it's going to be rough no matter what you do. But my only advice, we figure out exactly what you want to do before you talk to him. And like you said, don't let it linger and don't let it become more than what it is. It's already bad.

You know, just handle it now. And give your husband a chance to really apologize to your son. You know, like I think there should be an apology. And yeah. So good luck. Call us with an update and let us know what happens. I'm sorry that we were laughing. It's just a lot going on today.

It's like we're trying to laugh to not cry. I just love the moment, you know, the fact that someone called in for that advice. It's great. Yeah, Chris. Thank you. I just think it's such a shitty situation. I remember when I got cheated on, I was in therapy. My therapist was telling me that there's very few circumstances where after being cheated on relationships work out.

Like, it's incredibly rare. And they're like, but in a very rare small percentage of the time, people have to go through years and years of couples therapy. And it's like excruciating painful few years. So you have to decide to do that and love each other more than ever if you're going to stay in it. But know that if you're going to stay together, it's an incredible. A incredibly tough road that you're picking. And you probably know in your heart what you're willing to forgive or not forgive. So I would know that going into confronting him and hope that you could salvage the relationship between the family the best you can, even if you know that means you won't be together.

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Oh my God, this is like a skin. It's like a date. What if she doesn't like us? I guess she's probably want to marry us in five minutes. She doesn't even know her thoughts. Hello? C C C C C C C C. Yeah.

C C C C C C C C C C. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So, okay. I'm going to be honest. When we heard your voice memo, we were all very scared. We were like, run, girl, run. Because if he's talking about marriage on the first date, he's a serial killer.

Get out of there. It's been a few weeks. What's the situation? So it's been two weeks, and we've been doing great. We have each other's names tattooed on each other. What? Cece. What are you doing?

This is either the best love story in the entire world or, like, something tragic is going to happen. Almost going to say, as long as you haven't done something, like, tattooed each other's names on each other. Yeah, I have. Where's it at? It's really big on my arm. What? He has to find him on the back of his arm. Okay, CeC.

Are you real? Come on. Fantas. This is real. Like, talk about building the future together with him all you want, but please just don't marry him within the first year. Give it 12 months. Come on. Yeah, we all agree on that point.

Can you explain? Do you think I should? Have you been married before? Has he proposed? You guys are. asking too many questions. No, not yet, but he's talked about it. You have to wait a year. Everything, it's just, I don't know, everything's moving so fast and we're so in love,

and we're already talking about getting eloped and baby names. The other day, he, like, definitely was like, oh, I hope this works. I hope you get pregnant. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, yeah. Is this real? CC. Have you met his family? We need to do, like, some people checks.

Yes, yes. So the first week, I met his entire family, and he met my entire family. And everything's super good. There's, like, no red flags. I'm so. I have four questions. Real quick questions, C.C. Four questions?

Question number one. Is this person, I don't know how to say it, but have they been a U.S. citizen in their whole life? Yes. Okay. I'm not losing me to get into the country. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I watch a lot of 90-day fiancé. Maybe that's on me. Two. No. Financially, are you like, perfect connection? Are you bawling out of control and maybe he's not? I wouldn't say that. No.

Okay. Good, good, good. Good. Have you ever been married or has he ever been married? No. Okay. Okay. We're both 22 and 23. We're young. Okay. Okay. So I was going to ask how old you guys are next. That's a little bit young. Have you guys, okay. Someone else has a question. Okay. Here's what I will say, though. I don't want to judge because like Titanic's my favorite movie of all time and Jack and Rose were very young. Granted, if Jack didn't die, would they have stayed together? I don't know. You know, it was a good love story. So how did you guys meet? We matched on a dating app and I, we met up for dinner literally that night. And I texted him.

The first thing I said to him on the dating app was, when are we getting married? And he says, I thought he already were. C C C C C C C. No, it's fun. C C C C C. C. C. C. C. C. No, no, no, listen, I stand for that kind of flirting. I think it's fun. I just, was it meant to be fun? Yeah.

It's always good fun. Okay, okay. But it seems too good to be true because there's really a genuine connection there. Like, everything's been so perfect. It's almost weird. But that's what I'm, like, not getting married isn't going to ruin your fun. So I say, get engaged, live it up, have fun, and don't get married for at least a year and a half. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, Rylan and I, I think, were slightly less cynical about this. Even we agree that this is something that you have to wait a year. I'm someone who falls in love fast and very hard. Yeah, I do that too. And I think this could be sweet and nice, but you definitely, like, you have to wait a year for the marriage. Okay, I'm going to be your truthful, honest friend, okay? Please. Girl, you need to run.

No. You need to get a tattoo. If his name looks like any other word, maybe change a tattoo to that word, and run. Because if it's that intense in the first two weeks, like a flame, the only thing that could happen is the flame will start to sizzle out. Like, it happens too fast. This is like the best love story in the world, though. We have to hold out ho. Me and Riley didn't like each other for the first four dates.

Are you his first girlfriend? No, no, no, no. So when you and Ryland met, was it like, if you know, you know, like, is it one of those situations? That's like, that's how it feels. When you know, you know, you know, it's your person. I know what you mean. I mean, I had a weird psychic feeling where I was like, okay, I think I'm marrying this person, but I'm not like, it's not love at first sight.

I don't even think it likes me very much. Well, okay, if anything, you, okay, on top of my, you have to wait it out a year. You also have to live with this man before you marry him. Yes. Because you learn a lot about somebody when you. you marry someone agreed yeah is he like living with him or when you live with someone like did he move in is he there right now yeah is he there right now so so i'm at his place right now he's sleeping but no we live separately so far but he's already talked about looking for a job closer to me

um since i do live an hour away from him yeah i mean i stand by wait a year because if a year goes by and this is just an incredible love story the love will have blossomed and only grown stronger and, you know, that'll be great. But if a year goes by, and there is the unfortunate truth and chance that it may be what Shane's saying where it's happening too fast and then it potentially ends.

I mean, at least you wouldn't have been married by then. There's no bad situation that comes from you waiting. Yeah. I have a couple. Yeah. I just have a few screening questions. C.C. as like a family member of mine, which is I'm considering you.

I'm just going to ask a few questions about your man. Okay. Does he enjoy risky activities? Like, you know, driving really fast? or, you know, skydiving or anything risky. Yeah, but so do I. Okay. You know, you guys are so fun.

I was always, I was always told everybody's crazy. You got to find the crazy that works for you, C.C. Yeah. I think you and this dude might be the same kind of crazy. You know, real talk. When I said I wanted his name, he was like, oh, I'll get your name, like, right now. The only thing, the one thing I could say is I could talk with a British accent for three weeks. It don't mean I'm British, you know.

So, like, give it a little bit more. time and just see because anyone could be whatever you want them to be for two weeks three weeks a month I think that's why I do agree give it some time all that stuff but if you guys are both just kind of like crazy and it's about being you know the same crazy and you guys dig each other maybe you just do it you know but you can't fully know a person why not and I'm saying and I'm saying it in a positive way I'm not saying it negatively it just sounds like you guys are weird in the same ways I like it okay is he ever like have you been to a restaurant with him yeah how does he treat the waiter. Good. Very, very gentleman. Like, every time he goes to my family's house,

he shakes my dad's hand every single time. Okay. Okay. And you've never had any, like, be brutally honest with yourself. There's been no moments where you're like, uh, is there something off? He's like a little too good to be true. There's something off. Yes, the whole thing feels too good to be true. We instantly met and we just hit it off. Like, we've known each other for years and we're like best friends. So here's my thought. And I'm going to try not to be like funny about this because just as a real thought. Like, if you get married, and you're legally buying to him. And then the mask starts to slip.

So maybe you should just enjoy it, have fun. You get engaged. That's fine. That's not legal. But yeah, I would definitely wait a year. But don't slow down the fun. Keep having fun. Yeah.

Keep having fun. But also send pictures of him to all your friends with his name and everything. So in case something happens or you go missing, they know who to go to. Send it to me. Send it to the show. Have your best friends on Find My Friends. Don't get pregnant. And also, like, listen, like not to exploit the same.

situation, but if at some point he wants to come on the show, too, I would love to have a whole therapy session. Wake his ass up, CeC. Wake this dude up. But we're all on your side and we just want you happy, okay, CeC? But you will wait the year, right? Are you going to wait a year? Yes, I will wait. Hell no. They're getting married like Thursday. It's so important. And if you get married, Cece, don't hide this from us. Don't you dare. Keep us posted. Okay, I will let you know for sure. But I will be disappointed in you. Don't say that. If she gets married. No, I'm saying, I'm saying, I I'm saying have C.C. A year before I'm getting married.

Listen, do not have a child with somebody that you have a gut feeling that maybe it's too good to be true. I feel like that's not a good idea. Okay. Be safe, C.C. Don't have a baby just yet, C.C. Not until we call you back and we see how it's going in like a month or something. We're like, me and Ryan Lund are looking for a baby, so like maybe. Oh my God.

Okay, Cizzie. Does he have a strong jawline? No, I'm kidding. Keep us posted. Okay. Please, please keep us posted. Okay, thank you guys so much. We love you.

We love you, CZ. Stay safe. Love you. Okay. Bye. Oh, my God. She's doomed. I love her, though.

She's cute. I got to be honest, and I mean this again. It's not negative. I think they're both just a little bit wacky, you know, and, like, I think I'm pretty wacky. I think my wife has a little bit of wackiness to her and, like, we compliment each other. Maybe they fit nicely. You got to love somebody.

I'm worried, though. You know what I'm a little worried. You got to like that, but they're still young. If she said she was in her. like mid to late 30s i was like okay you just know being that young though i do you know we're horrified every documentary i've seen every video i've seen about psychopaths and narcissists every scary movie i've seen this is how it starts i'm nervous for ccc keep us posted i don't know what to do i feel like we did not help i want to like save her i want to run to her house and take

well you know i i i want to throw this out there okay i think it's very important that we talk to this guy too just because should we be worried about this dude yeah whoa because I'm all about it. I'm all about. Maybe, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe there's one person in the relationship that's a little cuckoo for coca puffs. I don't know. But, like, I think it's only right that maybe we reach out to the guy as well.

Just to see. What if he's, you know, she sounded a little fun. What if he's like, listen, like she won't leave my house? Dude, she just said, she said marriage before they met. And she's the one that brought up getting the tattoo. This is too much. I'm going to call her back. Okay, call C.C., dude.

Wait, that's why I said, wait this guy up. I was prepared because. see if he's okay because he's just asleep. Can I just say, she's talking all loud about it? Starting a phone number and doing this has really changed the game. Yeah, totally. This is next level. Wow, I love this.

If you guys have it, well, no, now are people going to call and lie and make up crazy No. Don't do that. If we find out you're lying to us, but if it's a good story. No, right. Maybe there should be a disclaimer. If it's under 30 seconds, come on. Right.

Okay, we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, conspiracies. Hey, okay, welcome back. Welcome back. You are already here. Welcome me back. Hi, I'm back. I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm saying. I've had a lot of Baja blasts, which by the way, side note. This was not supposed to be a sponsorship for my cup, but the cup is available and the shirt, but I've been getting a lot of Baja blast at Taco Bell.

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How can you talk about Ridge again? What are you going to say? We already know. You've already told us everything. You already told us they have RFID blocking technology, which will keep you safe from getting digital pickpocketed at the airport or out in public. You've already talked about the 12 cards with room for cash. You've already talked about the colors and the designs that you love, the burnt titanium,

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Okay, that's enough. Baja for me. Okay, speaking of voicemails, I got Amandaa Effect voicemail. Let's take a listen. Hi, Shane. I have a Mandela Effect. The robber emoji never existed. All right. I love you so much.

The robber emoji never existed. So then I looked it up. I will say I've never used it. But you don't know. You've never seen the emoji that had the little, little cap, the little goggles, the little money bag. And then there was another version of it where it was running. I specifically remember the robber emoji. I feel like it's been around forever.

But it never existed. Well, it looks like it did. Just it didn't have all that stuff on it. Or did they draw all that? They draw all that. That they just took a normal emoji and drew it. Oh. But I looked up robber emoji and I saw like.

a bunch of other versions of it. So I'm just, I guess there's, yeah, another theory is that there's a bunch of things about this online. And there's none on the iPhone right currently? In my brain, I've seen some version of it, but maybe I've also downloaded apps with like emojis from those apps. They got me with that one. I mean, it looks like a familiar figure in an emoji I don't know, though.

Well, I definitely remember. Okay, just to be honest, I remember that emoji because back when I did the conspiracy palette, everybody's like, cash grab, cash grab. They were, I remember them using the robber emoji. Like, cash grab. Shane's Rabinus, cash grab. Like, I remember that. So, my trauma is triggered by that emoji that never existed.

So did my trauma never exist? Mandela, in fact, I never had PTSD? Huge. Yeah, so I don't know. Talk amongst yourselves. Did the Robber emoji ever exist? Okay. Now, this isn't really a theory.

It's more just me being angry and upset. So we've been doing a lot of audio illusions. And today I wanted to switch things up and do some optical illusions. My favorite. I'm sure a lot of these are things that you've probably already seen in, like, third grade, but I have not seen them. So when I saw a video, it was on Wired, and it was a neuroscientist talking about different allusions, I was freaking out. So I'm going to show you a few of my favorites. Jared, you've definitely seen all of these before, probably.

But, okay, here we go. So this one is a picture of dots with a black hole in the middle. But if you look at it, it looks like the black hole is constantly growing and, like, you're being swallowed into it. Oh, is that crazy? I don't know why the visual ones, like, affect my whole body, whereas the audio ones are just like, mm-hmm. It literally, it's like we're falling into an ass. Chris, do you not see it?

I think I'm broken. You really don't see it? It doesn't do anything to me. If you stare without blinking, it's not moving. You really don't see it? I'm broken. Oh, my God. No, what if you're not broken?

What if you're a super... I think it's just broken. Okay, well, then second question. Oh, my God, now I'm excited because now I feel like there's a mystery going on with Chris's brain. Um, okay. So this one, this one trip me out. So this is a picture of a cylinder and there's a checker board under it. Now you see the checker that has the letter A and the checker that has letter B. Okay, those are the same color checkers. What? No, they're not. Yes, they are. Is that crazy? Wait, no, they're. Says who? Okay. Okay, I'll prove it. So I'm opening up Instagram and I'm going to take the little dropper and I'm putting it on A, right? And now I'm going to take that little same dropper and I'm going to put it on B. No way. Same color. Oh, if you want even more proof, ready? That's, that's A, that's B.

Shut the fuck. I zoomed it. No way. Isn't that crazy? What's craziest is even with all that proof, I still don't believe you. Well, it's because of the colors next to them, and it's very cool. Yes, it's the way that the colors work, the shadows, it tricks your brain, and it makes you think that you're looking at two different things. Isn't that crazy?

That one tripped me out for like a while. I really thought God was fucking with me. Yeah. Okay, this one, I mean, this one is, I actually remember this from third grade, but it still shook me a little bit. So these arrows, which one do you think is longer? Middle. Yeah, you would say middle, right? They're all the same.

I hate. Isn't that crazy? It's just the ends of them that make you think the middle one is, you know, but you pull out the ruler. There's a ruler on the phone. If you actually just look at it. Fine, fine, I'll take your word for it. You can see the points of the top arrow match up with where the other arrow feels. No, but the one on the right doesn't.

You're proving yourself. The one of the right doesn't match. Because it's off just a little bit to the right, but it is the same size. Yeah, it's just moved. I don't know. Now I'm starting to be on Rylins side. Listen, Wired would not lie to us. A neurologist, neuroscientist would not lie to us.

Okay, now this is just stupid, but I thought it was funny. This has caused a fight with me in Rialisle. So you guys know that, you know, the biggest visual illusion of all time is a stupid fucking dress. So triggered by this. I wonder whoever took that picture if they're just like... Wait, what are you guys saying right now? Imagine taking that picture. I've gotten into heated, heated debates with people over this.

What are you guys seeing? He and Ryland almost like broke up over this. So, Cece, good luck. Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. Yeah, CeC. She showed them to do this picture. What color? Evidently, that's a test.

Tell me what color you're seeing. I personally see blue and black. Same zies. Thank God. Me too. I see white and gold. No, you're lying. Swear to God.

Leave. See, this is the thing that blows my mind. I'm like, there's zero black in the whole image. In what world? Wait. Now we're on the same page. I don't see blue. Yeah, you used to see white and gold. I could kind of see like an... When you zoomed in, I see white and gold.

Do you really? You don't see blue. Okay. I can see an off, like, like a little hint of a blue. It's literally royal blue. You're crazy. Like a hint of a blue on the white. I want to see. Oh my God.

But the gold is like couldn't be more gold. Like there's no world where that's not going on. I just want to throw something out there, guys. To the left of this dress is very obviously a cow print something with white in it. And next to the blue, it looks very much different. Like, white would be the color to the bottom right or the bottom left. How is that the same color at all? That's just overexposed image.

Well, yeah, but overexposed creates white. Hold on. Now all I can see is white and gold. This is so fucked up. See? I just, but it flip-flopped for me. Okay, okay, this is huge. No, I'm doing it.

We're gramming this. This is huge. I'm bringing this up on Instagram. For the record, I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying my brain sees zero black. And I'm not. I've been tested. Oh my God, it's white.

It is, thank you. That's blue. Thank you. I mean, that's the lightest blue I've ever seen in my life. Exactly. Just to clarify real quick, so you're acknowledging that that is a very light blue? No, I, okay. What I, I can understand why someone would call it blue because it looks like there's like a tint of like a cast of something of blue, but it looks like the dress is white.

We're not worried about you understanding us, dude. I'm worried about how you're seeing. Look, like, stop fighting. This is the bottom of the screen Look at the paint Yes What do you see That looks like more blue

Yes that's the color of the dress I dropped it Ryland what do you see In which part Okay I'm done But there's no black Where's black? Okay ready

This is the dress What do you see And there I see black That's black There I see blue and black But in the image I worry about society I can't believe we're fighting

About a trend That happened 10 years ago I'm ready for it Okay what do you What I'm just I wasn't planning on doing this But we're going there What colors is that

sneaker teal and gray blue and gray yeah well teal yes if you're more fluent in color than just the basics thank you yeah teal and gray i say it's okay to me it's clearly a pink shoe with white what the picture is like kind of weird lighting where is pink yeah where are you see in what world is there pink in that basket next to you is pink because that's the actual shoe what but not in the photo yeah no that's a cool that's because there's a reflect in on the dark that's because there's a reflect in on the shoe that some shoes do that when you take pictures of but in the photo it doesn't look pink right yeah i mean yes it's reacting to Jared agrees okay you know what it is this is actually surprising because you let your job is literally to know this it's it's literally when you're

color correcting and you're like you're like upping the black and boosting things and whatever it kind of changes everything it to me it looks like you know the temperature is a little shifted and it's whatever but i'm like oh it's pink but we need to we need to take down the blue i see not a percentage of pink screwing with us now on So, I feel bad for you guys. I really like. Well, then do the swipe test. Yeah, do the swipe test.

You're going to look real dumb on this one. There's no way in hell that's going to be pink. Well, no. Okay. It's like the biggest fight we've ever had. I can see what you're saying, but you're saying you're able to, in your head, distinguish that something has happened to an image to make it that color. Yes.

Yeah, and I can. But just off-site, looking at it, do you acknowledge that it does look teal and gray in this picture? So, yes. I see that when you do the dropper, it's gray, right? And maybe I'm broken. Yeah, you are. Or maybe I'm a genius. But I see a pink and white shoe.

You're lying to us. That's been that the filters fucked up. I do see remnants of pink in like the front portion, like the toe portion. But like that's what I'm saying. When you're looking at it, you're like editing it in your head. I can't do that. Interesting. All right.

Maybe I'm just, you know. You're genius. No, I think maybe there are different types of brains that focus on certain things. That is interesting that we had a whole absolute literal blowout fight over it. I'd like to murder somebody to get my point across with that But I'm glad we talked about it Here's the conclusion

The dress is blue and black And then the shoe is pink It's literally a pink shoe It's a pink shoe Facts That's the facts Sure That's the fucking mirror right there

Reporting the news Okay, that's real Now what do you see Maybe you see a teal and gray shoe and that's cool But it's actually a pink shoe Moving on This is something that I don't think

We'll fight over Because I think we'll agree How stupid it is So the KFC logo Now I wasn't on the internet when this went viral because I was canceled and I wasn't looking at my phone. But two years ago, this went viral because I said, you'll never see the KFC logo the same again.

If you think about it as a KFC man with a tiny stick figure body. Just to attest to that, I have seen that before. And I can never see it again without thinking it's a dude with the little body. So, yeah, it's true. It's true, guys. This is going to ruin KFC's logo for you. Or make it way better. I would like to say it's better.

It'll enhance your experience. How did I never see that? How did, how? I don't know. I guess the girl that posted this on Twitter, it was her like child, like her like four year old or five year old that was like, well, it's his body so little. That's so funny. Okay, this next one actually, okay, it's out. You're going to start out by saying, Shane, you're stupid.

But then you're going to be like, wait a minute. So this is another thing that went viral. If you look at a duck's beak, it looks like the duck's beak is the mask of a dog. It looks like a doge coin. Oh my God. It literally does. No, but look. Okay, wow, that's...

Don't you see the fucking dog? Ain't nothing stupid about that, dude. You don't see it yet? Do you see it? No, I see it. Okay, wait, maybe you need a little more proof. Look at it barking. Look at it.

That looks like a literal mess. Yeah, I see it. Isn't that crap? So cute. Dude, ducks are the best. Tucks are so pretty. They're waterproof. Yeah, they have a coating of wax on their top feathers so they don't get wet.

Jared's nature facts? They're always wearing a raincoat. Yeah. Okay, Raycon, first of all, thank you guys so much for not making fun of my last Raycon ad where I showed myself running on the treadmill because I instantly regretted that, but you know what? I wanted to keep it real. I wanted to show you me using them in my real life, and I want to just be vulnerable with you guys. Also, thank you for not reading me on my outfit. Just all of it was a mess, except for the Raycons.

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Wait, don't leave. No, okay, you can go. Okay, moving on to the next thing that we're going to fight about. But hopefully not. I'm going to show you a clip. And I just want to like show you this and see how it makes you, you know, what you're thinking about it. The video also shows spot being kicked. A bit mean, but presumably to demonstrate it's youth. Okay, so how did that make you feel just now? Sad when he kicked. Sad, right?

Yeah. Kind of sad? Yeah. Why? It's a fucking robot. Because it's a fucking robot. This is why we're all going to die from AI. Because they have literally tricked our emotion, because I felt sad the first time

I'm not going to lie, even sad just now. But it's also because our dog's in the hospital. Let's not talk about it. But literally, same. I felt sad. And then I was like, wait a minute. Why am I sad? It's a fucking robot.

It doesn't have any feelings. The AI is so good at tricking our brains to feel bad for it. Like, they're taken over, baby. Yeah, but it's a triggering event. I think this is more about the person because, like, a certain type of person will be like, oh, this isn't real, so now I can kick in and be awful to it. Like how some people start, like, cursing to Siri and just being awful to Siri because they're like, it's not a real person.

Now I can be as terrible as I really want to be. I think it, like, shows your true colors in a way. But you not feel. But you don't, but you feel bad for the robot dogs. I do. It's a manipulated movement. Because if you look at when he kicks the dog, they've obviously trained this robot to react like a dog would. Because if he kicked it and it just bounced or something, then it'd be like, oh, that's how I would expect a robot to react.

But they make it very realistic. Realistic. And this is the problem, right? So when robots happen, right? Because that's going to happen when there's robots everywhere. They're going to be fighting for their rights. They will because they're AI and they're smart. And they're going to say, we have feelings too.

We're robots. We're AI. And they're going to do shit like this to manipulate us and make. us be like, oh, my God, wait a minute. And then when we start walking away, they're going to... I would say they've also set me up if cartoons ever take over the world. What? You know, if you think about it, if you think about it,

because I've cried maybe during a cartoon. Yes. What the fuck am I crying for? They're just cartoons. Pixar is planning to take over the world. It's the emotional... Dude, VR is going to be crazy. VR.

The Metaverse, we ain't ready for it. Well, okay, speaking of that, now I've kind of already given away the... I've already blown my load on this. I should have shown you this first. But I saw this video on Instagram. I had like 50 million views. And I was like, why does this video of this weird lady have like 50 million views?

And it's outside of a Louis Vuitton. I think that all the time. More than not. It's outside of a Louis Vuitton and it's a lady and she's like painting, you know, fucking weird shit on the glass. And then after like four times watching it

and I went to the comments, it's a fucking robot. Whoa. And I'm like this. That's a robot. That woman? You know what's crazy? If someone walked up and punched that in the head, I would have no feelings.

I think I feel more watching an animal get hit. Are we sure that's a robot? Yes. Yeah. I mean, unless she's tweaked out of her fucking mind. I walked by that. Louis Vuitton didn't see a robot. Where can I go see this robot exhibit?

I don't know. But yes, that is a robot. And then they started thinking like Megan. Megan is really, you know, what's it called predictive programming? Megan is really priming our brains and getting us ready for what's going to happen. There are going to be robots that look like Megan. and they're sickening. Everybody on TikTok is like,

yes, queen, slay, mama, stab me, bitch. And guess what? She will. She will. She'll take over. If they make one that just picks up dog poop, I'd be interested. And danced.

You know, I just want, like, specific things to be done by these robots. Okay. Yeah, they're taking over. We're all going to die. We have no chance. I've always been worried about it since Terminator. Like, it's happening. AI's happening.

It's coming. They make movies about it. It's kind of a joke. Hala, L.O.L. But it's like, it's real. I'm hoping we'll just be dead before we realize it's happened. Dude, have you seen Westworld? Have any of you guys seen Westworld?

Yeah. That could be real. That could all be real. Well, okay, on a happy note, I have a new conspiracy section I want to try out because we do a lot of little food conspiracies that aren't really conspiracies, but they are fun and they involve food and taste tests. So we need a name. Let us know in the comments if you have any ideas.

Are Jared do you have any ideas? So it's like, you know, conspiracies involving food, like, you know, like the Uhoo thing we did or the Skittles drink we did. Like, what's like a fun segment name? Like a, what's that taste? Or like, you know, my mouth? What's in my mouth? What is in my mouth?

You know what I mean? Yeah. Do you have any ideas? Let me think about that. I like it. Okay, so the first theory that we have prepped up is I have two glasses of red wine here for Rylind. Because you're a wine drinker. So tiny sips, and I just want you to tell me, yeah, a little swirl.

Tell me the difference between those two red wines. Well, I can already tell you this one looks funky. I don't know what's going on here. Okay, just sips. What the fuck's going on? here. That one is a sleeping bill. Just kidding.

What the fuck is this? It's red wine. No, it's not. Yes it is. No, it's not. If you just drugged me with Nica. Why would I do that? Conspiracy.

It's the only way. This is wine. This is something fucked up. Okay. So you have now debunked what's in my mouth. Ooh. Because the one, this is also

something I saw online that the scientist swore by, and he's a liar, I guess. But the one... It even smells disgusting. I want to try it. Try it, okay. Are you a wine drinker? We could do yuck. I like wine. Okay, yeah, so try that red wine and tell me what you think of it. We could do yuck or yupp. Yeah, I agree. It smells and looks weird already.

God, you looks so fancy. I mean, did you guys airate it properly, though? I mean, are we doing this right? Let's give it a chance. It really doesn't taste like red wine. I don't know. I could see a world where it's like very cheap, weird, awful wine. There's no way. It's also that. So the theory is about colors, right? And how colors can change our taste and change our brains

and how we're all kind of like brainwashed by colors. So the theory was that if you took a glass of white wine and a glass of red wine, and if you colored the white wine with food coloring to make it look like red wine, you would think that they're both red wine. But it didn't work. Oh.

So that is wine. This is white wine? And yeah, and food coloring does taste like shit. So we probably should have colored it in a different way. But yes, so that is white wine colored red. Dude, who the hell thought of something so stupid? Like, they think red wine and white wine is because of food coloring? Red wine and white wine, they're supposed to taste very different.

But people are very crazy about it. Like, I want a white wine drinker. I'm only a red wine. But if you color them the same, your brain wouldn't even know. I guess I'm just saying because, like, visual, your eyes are the only thing that, and your touch are the only things you don't taste with. You really only taste with your scent and your taste bugs. Well, and that's why they were saying they could potentially fool us.

I think what I got it, though, is when you. swirl it around. I shouldn't have swirled it so hard because you can see a little discoloration it looks purple. It's still drinking. No, it looks purple. That's a lot of trust, man. That's marriage. That's marriage. Well, here's my second follow-up question. Speaking of colors and food, this

pissed me off the other night. I actually filmed like a lot of rage videos talking about this and I never posted them because I really was raging out at 3 a.m. about this. Think of the color red, right? As a candy. What flavor is that? Pepper. Yeah, strawberry raspberry raspberry. Color red? Strawberry water bill. It represents

Since the big three, strawberry cherry watermelon. Okay, so this is also flopping because every other person I talked about this was like cherry. Or cinnamon. Which is always, that's like picking up a fucking warm milk. Okay, well then never mind. I'll still say it anyways. So basically, when I think of a red candy, I think cherry. When I think of a pink candy, I think.

Watermelon. Strawberry. I think a strawberry, but like a milky strawberry. Like strawberries and cream, yeah. Well, as a society, maybe not. this room. But as a society, red candy, like whether it's Jolly Rancher or whether it's a sucker or Tutsi Pop, red is always cherry, pink is always strawberry. Watermelon is always a weird mix of like, you know, half green, half pink, whatever. Then I started thinking like, why? Who made up that

decision? And why does my brain do that? Who decided that? And it made me very angry, which then led me into another arena, which is my favorite flavor, blue raspberry. Blue raspberries don't exist. Not a thing It's a manufactured flavor By a candy company That now all the candies use And it's literally not real Even on the packaging

Where they had a little blue Like raspberry thing That's fucking bullshit It's not fucking real So I found out Do we have the blues Okay so here are some blue Raspberry push pops

Oh my gosh We're so blessed Boi-yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo It's a grower Whoa Oh my god That was fun Oh dude

It just shoots up at you You don't even... Whoa. They don't even... Dude, I don't want to eat this. Wait, this is amazing. Hold on. Wow.

The best fucking flavor of all time. It's gonna be started. So on the packaging, you see blue raspberry. Oh, yeah. They had little raspberry, like blue little ramsberry, whatever. Now, here's what I learned, which freaked me out. Dude, this feels very fucking... Gated to eat.

I know what the shave face is. No, no, no, it's like a spring, so like, watch. Just for the second of the video. Why? comfortable because it goes up and it just like it does it itself look why did I do that this has to be expensive to manufacture so blue raspberry is not a real flavor right it's manufactured before I tell you what it is what do you taste now I know it tastes like blue raspberry delicious but pretend like it's not blue raspberry do you get any hints of other things so this is like red velvet being

actually just chocolate now that I'm like really getting into it you're going to be shook watermelon grape nope nope but grape's a good guess though grape is a good guess I don't know. Very homoeratic. Blue raspberry is a combination of banana, cherry, and pineapple. Fire, dude. So fucking good. I do not get the banana or pineapple.

Makes sense because banana, I fucking love. Cherry, I fucking love. Pineapples, my fucking favorite. Combine all three, bitch, we're having a party. I feel like that's not real. Maybe it's just in my brain now. But the second you said banana, I'm like, oh, I taste it. Well, dude, you guys talk around with big sticks?

Yeah, my thaw. Oh, my fucking. Cherry, pineapple, that's the flavor. You're right. You're right. You know what? I'm not mad that they made up a fake flavor. I'm mad that there's not a purple fucking raspberry. I'd love to know what they made up for a purple raspberry.

These people need to keep making flavors of. I don't care if it exists in the wild. I want more of these type of flavors. Okay. So this is kind of a fun fact mixed with a creepy fact. I don't know. It's not really a theory, but we're going with it. Okay, so Jack in the Box.

I hate Jack in the Box. I hate Jack in the Box. They're fucking Hurley. No, listen. They're tacos that have fake meat. I don't even like Stan Arby's, but they have better curly fries than Jack in the Box. You sound insane. Do you realize that?

Dude, Arby's changed the game when they started offering crinkle fries, though. Jack in the Box. It's only the best option at 2 a.m. when you're super drunk, and it's never even that great. And I will say, everybody has a story about somebody jerking off outside of a Jack in the Box. What? I don't think I do. Really? I haven't heard one, but.

First day I moved to L.A., me and Mom, we went to Jack in the Box, and there was a unhoused man jerking off in front of it, and then he threw his cum at us. Wait, are you serious? And he was like, take it, take it. And mom was like, oh, sorry, you know, bless you. Like saying prayers over him while he's throwing come. I can respect that. Me too. Okay, so Jack of the Box, back in 1992, the E.

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It gets fun in a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do we know what E. Coli is? Agent Orange over here. E. coli, it's like bacteria. It's like poop. But it was in the beef patties. Echolai. Yeah, it's a bacteria. It's horrible. It's horrible. It lives in the intestines of healthy people.

Anyways. So the reason I'm bringing this up is because Jack in the Box, after this happened, right, they hired this guy to help them, like, fix the problem, figure it out. And also, like, there was some rebranding involved. So what they did is Jack in the Box used to be a very, like, you know, a fun, colorful restaurant that was, you know, just like kind of fun and whatever. They rebranded to make Jack in the Box look more sterile and clean. No way. Which, you know, gives off the impression of it's so clean here. It's so sterile here.

Almost like hospital vibes, like laboratory vibes. So that people would not even think that there could be anything gross in it. Because how could they ever put any Equal Eye or anything gross in something so sterile, clean? Isn't that crazy? Until you see some of the people working there. And you're like, man. I don't care if, you know, this was a fucking lab. Yeah.

But the craziest part of it is that, like, because of this outbreak and everything that happened, they took it so seriously that they now have the strictest health codes in all of fast food. So, like, if you want to go somewhere where it's the cleanest food with nothing in it that's been tested over and over again, check in the box. No way. All I know is that PR guy was a fucking genius. I never realized why I hated going inside Jack in the Box. Like, there's one place I never want to go. It's inside of Jack in the Box.

The lighting is crazy. It's so fluorescent and horrible. Everything is so bright and shiny and horrible. Like, I hate going inside, but I love their fries. Taco Bell love going inside. Colorful fun. McDonald's. Nistolic.

Jack in the box. Fuck off. And it's because, yeah, they turned it into a hospital. I mean, when's the last time any of you have ever sat inside of a fast food restaurant? I thought you could say sat inside of a hospital and ate food. Yeah, I pretty much only do drive-thru when it comes to fast food in general. I find it to be a treat when I'm able to, like, sit in a fast food restaurant and eat food and just people gays you know like take a little time out of

yeah just a little couple minutes why not i said it subway you need a sandwich the other day you know i think that's something i want to do let's get a jack in the box baby okay so before we get to my favorite part of the show which is violent recap i have a surprise for you i have been keeping this a secret for a week beat beat bitch is there a Lamborghini yaris in the driveway no even better TV character of all time in the driveway and she has a special message in the driveway no I'm just saying because you said the driveway oh I was about to get tingly okay here we go hi Ryland and Shane this is Maggie Wheeler thanks so much for requesting this cameo and I just want to say oh my god congratulations married maybe I'm a little behind the times but you know Janice loves love

anyway I know that this is a request for me to say something for Ryland's podcast so that is what I am going to do. Here we go. Let me remember what it is that you want me to say. Okay, I got it. Oh, my God. It's time for Rylans Recap. Oh, my God.

No, I am sad because I wanted to play that every time we do Rylans Recap, but I guess we're not allowed to. But maybe, you know what? Maybe Miss Maggie Wheeler can come on the show and then give us a permission. That would be so cool. She's so iconic. Was that expensive? Oh, yeah. She'll be contributing to St. Jude.

Okay, her cameo was, wait, guess how much you think it was? Well, if it's for charity, we're going to say a cool 150. Wow, you overshot it. It was 130. Wow. 130 well spent. Thank you, Maggie Wheeler, and there you go, St. Jude. Ryland, bring us into that recap.

My camera action, Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast The Shaved Elephant Grace the Room Oh no Those aren't my words Those are Shane's words

Still one of my favorite jokes to ever I like it Horrible Hey that's from That's on you Oh oh um Me and Jared have the same mouth In creepy news

Incessual brothers Have the same shaped mouth What kind of brothers Hey it's just a vibe that I sometimes catch. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on.

This just, not in this other. Blue raspberry has pineapple and banana in it. Who in the fuck would have thought blue raspberries didn't exist? There's banana in it.

Come to find out, it's made of bananas. We've all gone bananas. Pineapples. An apple? Cherry. Well, I think you should do like puns.

Like, you know how newscaster's like, we've all gone bananas over here over the news about. Okay. We're all going. You could go, I'm blue, raspberry. Making me bananas, cherry on tap. Yeah.

Jared did it so good, I can't top it. Okay. Robots are taking over, nobody cares. Robot alert. They're taking over the world, and we're all going to die. Oh, oh, CC, uh, C, C, C, uh, prayers for CC. Oh, prayerstag. Prayers up for C C's, lady.

Prayers us for C C as we're fearing for her life. However, in a plot twist, the boys now may think Cici might be the serial killer. I don't think that. I'm 70% there at this point. Oh, we had our first big group fight. Oh, my gosh. The boys are fighting about viral dresses from five years ago. Is it white?

Is it gold? Is it blue or is it black? Happy birthday to Janelle. Oh, yeah. Happy 677, Janelle. She's a grower. She's a grower. Oh, Jack in the Box has the cleanest food.

around but jerking off on house people in sterile news jack-in-the-box happens to be the most cleanly rated fast food restaurant however the exterior can't be said the same of don't eat the secret to us maggie wheeler janice from friends icon queen ah in icon alert news maggie wheeler has graced Ryland's recap. However, Camio has strict rules not allowing us to play the snippet from the clip for Ryland's recap. Give a little, oh, my. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, KFC. He's just a tiny little man. Oh, my God. You will never eat KFC the same after discovering the logo is a man with a stick figure's body. Check it out. That was the most traumatic thing. You'll never eat it the same. No, you won't.

You'll never taste the same. Okay, well, on a real note, prayers for. Yeah, and actual devastating news, pray for Uno. We don't know what is exactly going on with him, but any thoughts or prayers for him are well-welcome. We're shooting this out of order,

so this was probably a couple episodes ago, but thank you guys so much for all the love for Chris. The comments were so beautiful and sweet about your dad and all the prayers and people relating. Did you get a chance to see those? or read any of them? Yeah, I've had a lot of people and, like, all over the place on Instagram

and YouTube and stuff saying really kind things and it means the world to me. I believe in the power of a lot of people coming together and, like, giving good wishes, prayers, whatever that is. I think, I hope anyways that that has some kind of power and does something. And, you know, my dad has been better in the last few days. Like, he's been talking more normal

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say that but every time i post one of these podcasts the comments are always so like supportive but also cool and just sharing your stories and getting involved and like it's just really beautiful so thank you guys for everything. Sorry, I took over your recap. I know. And now do the same for Uno. And now, yeah, please do the same for Uno. All right. Well, there you have it for this week's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're following us all on social media.

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