The Shane Dawson Podcast - We Had A Fight During Sex. FIGHTS! with Shane and Ryland EP 2

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

In todays episode of FIGHTS! with Shane and Ryland we get deep and talk about some of our most vulnerable moments. We also talk about the BEST WEEK OF OUR LIVES!!!! We also get into a HEATED debate about Taylor Swift. And of course Big Brother 25 has taken up our lives. Enjoy! #BB25 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, oh, here we go again. Fights with Shane and Ryland. Fights with Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland. Hey, welcome back to Fights with Shane and Ryland. Hello, hello, everybody. Okay, I want to start this show with something I read today that gave me life. What?

I had a comment. Oh, Riley's here. Hi, Riley. I had a comment, and it said, I just know Ryland is a type of... I just know Ryland is a type of girl to drink hot. cocoa with both hands and then give a good sigh after the sip. I was like, wow, that is you. You know, I like to enjoy live to the fullest.

I like to eat and enjoy my senses. Can we start? Okay, first of all, hi, guys. How are you doing? We have so much to talk about. We had the craziest week of our lives. I would say the best week of our lives. So many crazy moments.

Literally, we became heroes. We saved lives. Oh, my God. We saw our babies, our children. You're really like power tripping on becoming a hero. I said we, we both became heroes. No, I know. It's just like, you're really proud of it.

No, I'm proud of you. We'll get to that later. But before we get to all the good news and also the Big Brother talk, which don't worry, we will get into that. Oh, my God, will we get into that? I have so many thoughts. I'm going to really piss people off. Can you believe it's only been about a week since we've done this last? I feel like we've been watching these live feeds for a year since we've done this.

I know. It's actually unhealthy. And I'm happy that we took like a couple. couple days away from it when we went to see it what wait was i supposed to oh yeah no we've said it yeah that's fine okay uh when we went to go see our babies we took a couple days off the live feeds um only for my children that's the only time i would take time off are the live feeds and by we you mean you i i come in and out and i'm shut up you watch every day with me i do watch every okay all right so should we get into our first fight okay now this kind of goes

along the lines of the hot cocoa thing and you saying I just enjoy things we did get into a fight this week it was a playful fight. Oh no are you going to start recapping the week's fights on the show? Yes that's the show baby no I think that's a bad premise

of a show no pivot if we have a real fight we're not going to talk about it well maybe we would that's kind of fun too did we have a real fight here's the thing I'm not keeping track like I know you you like to keep track of fights and you bring them up later and I'm not going to do that. But what I will say is our first playful fight was you went to L.A. At the last minute,

you decided you needed to go see Taylor Swift for a third time. So you hopped on a jet to L.A. Commercial flight in the very back. I know. You were very angry about that. And then you went to L.A. You had fun. You went to Disneyland. You did all these great things. And guess what you didn't do. Oh my gosh. You didn't bring me back a souvenir. Ladies listening and men too, when you're in a relationship and your significant other goes on a trip are they not obligated to bring you back something no and you show that they love you you had mentioned specifically what you wanted yeah

and i for two and a half days brought one backpack because these airlines are crazy now large louis Vuitton backpack no these airplanes are crazy now and even if you do a carry on they want you to check it once you get to the gate so all i brought was a backpack Shane wanted these specific churro mickey mouse ears that we saw in a Karina Garcia vlog and I looked everywhere. It's documented in the vlog that's going up Sunday that I'm looking around that park and I think they've gone out with summer

and in with fall and I just thought they didn't have what Shane wanted so I wouldn't want to carry something in my hands on the plane the whole way. Okay, I'm sorry, I flop. You know I like big shirts. You could have got me a big old Eeyore shirt. I didn't have any more and it's not because it's a big shirt. I had no more

room in my backpack. It was bursting at the seams. Anyways. I did have room for my Taylor Swift's merch. Yeah, but you did. And then, okay, so then on top of that, he comes back. And I'm trying to, I'm asking him, why did you have to see her three times? Like, why was one time not enough?

And he was trying to explain it to me. So then he pulled up the, like the layout of the concert. Yeah, the stadium, like on our TV. And he's showing me the seats. And he's like, well, I sat here and that was good. But I wanted to try the other side. And then for the third time, I wanted to be a little closer. So he's showing me all these.

I filmed it. Put it on Instagram because I thought it was funny. He didn't know I was filming. And he got upset and he said, why are you trying to show people how spoiled I am? No, I re-posted it. So I wasn't that upset. I was just like,

you're trying to get me canceled because you know what, how hot of a commodity these tickets are? People, and it is heartbreaking. I was so close to just like giving my tickets to somebody because people stand outside the stadiums trying to get tickets like I was trying to get. And no, it's like this mad rush. Like even when I was trying to get my tickets, it's crazy.

Like sometimes you you finally execute on the seats that you think are available and then you pay for them. And then it's like, oh, they don't get released to you. Then you have to sit on the phone with like whatever ticketing company forever. So it's like they're hard to get. Very easy for you. And then it was funny because I said, I said, you know, I wouldn't be upset about me showing how spoiled you are. I think it's time to show people who you really are. because oh my gosh that's not no oh my gosh Shane no no let me finish let me finish let me finish

a few years ago when I got canceled and everything happened and we all we kind of took a step away from the internet I think for the last few years you know it's been a weird place where you almost don't want to talk about nice things or you don't want to show parts of your life because you're like oh I don't want to seem unrelatable or I don't want to seem like I'm not grounded I'm not like going out of my way to hide things I would say I've logged pretty much everything no I know I'm just saying back in the day if you guys remember if you've been watching the videos for a while you remember back in the day ryan's whole thing was being bougie showing his g-wagon showing his rings talking about how spoiled he is and and listen i think it's funny i was met with a lot of backlash

though and i understand why but that i would say before i knew what actually being canceled was i felt canceled because it really did like all of these people that were watching me it seemed all at once turned on me and I understand why and I'm not like delusional to know why people were upset right I just think it's time for you to embrace your inner torus and show people more of the bouginess and more of the because it's very funny to me we're very different in a lot of ways and I think what did you say the other day that made me laugh out loud it was insane it was like so out of touch out of reality that I literally felt like I was in the Barbie movie movie it was crazy but no I think you need to bring more of that to the show I think let's show people you know and I'll bring more of like what's something I've been hiding what I'm asking what do we bring to the podcast oh well I don't know talk about your bougie things what do I talk about you're acting like I'm some crazy amount I'm not like I would say I was more frivolous back then when people were upset with me I'm not just like running around doing stupid things as much anymore because we're preparing for our future no I agree

I agree. I'm just saying it is funny to me. Like I want to hear more of the stories of, you know, how hard it was for you to get the third, you know, Taylor Swift tickets. Because it's fun. That was very hard. It's fun to listen to. It's just fun. So yeah, I was thinking we could even do a segment, you know, Ryland's bougie, um, bougie moment of the week. Oh my gosh. So think on that. And I'll think on mine. So, okay, let's talk about our best week ever because I don't even know where to start. So, well, do you want to break down? Where we're going, why we're going there? Well, yeah, our surrogate is in Seattle, and she is now 20 weeks pregnant. And if you've been pregnant or if you've known a pregnant woman, 20 weeks is the big ultrasound during pregnancy. It's the anatomy scan. It's where you spend an hour for us.

It's an hour for each baby because we're having twins. And you, well, not you. The doctor goes through and makes sure that everything is growing well. is doing what it should be doing, that there's 10 fingers, 10 toes, everything's intact. And so it was really, we hadn't gone to Seattle since the babies, since our surrogate was pregnant, but they were just the size of blueberries. And so we just saw like little tiny balls in the ultrasound. And now we saw full-fledged babies. It was in, okay, first of all, before we get to that moment, I just want to talk about the airport because I had a situation. So,

I have gone through the airport so many times, and I've never had an issue with, like, you know, some people get like, oh, the metal detector went off and, oh, you have to get frisked or whatever. I've never had that happen. Thank God. But so we're going through the airport. We're in a rush. We're on our way to see our babies. And then boop, boop, the security guard, who is probably a 22-year-old man definitely gave me that look of like, oh, I know you. Which, listen, not to say, like, I'm famous or like anything like that.

But, you know, I know the look. And the look is like, oh, like my sister watches you. It wasn't like he's a fan, but he knew who I was, right? So he stands in front of me and he goes, I'm so sorry. And he points to the monitor. I look over and it's, you know, a picture of a body, very slimming. I've always wondered those machines that you stand in and have to put your arms up. I thought those people could see your actual dick.

Yes. And did you see your dick in that machine? No, because this is the public one. The private one, I'm sure they can see my little shrivel bubble gum. But the public one is, you know, like a cartoon picture of a man. with a six pack, which is weird and, uh, not me and, but the crotch was bright red and there was a big box and an arrow pointing to it. And he was like, do you want a private room? And I was like, kind of, but just because it's like a fun story, but we don't have time for that.

So I literally was like, bro, do whatever you want, grab me. I undo my pants and I show him my, you know, my balls and my underwear and I'm like, there's no gun. Like there's nothing there. And he's like, I'm sorry. I have to touch it. And I was like, all right, let's do this. So he's, like, very nervous, and he's wearing gloves. Thank God because, you know, he doesn't want to get near me because my stench.

We're not going to talk about that. I need to wash. We'll talk about that. You just need more than one outfit when we're going on vacation. I know, I wasn't counting on, I wish he would have been wearing a mask. I wasn't counting on somebody getting that close to my privates. I know. Imagine what he went back to his sister with.

Yeah, it was not great. So then he puts, he goes, I'm going to stroke your area with the back of my hand. Okay, whatever. So he gets on his knees, which was a lot. His face was at my crotch level, no mask. The Frito-Lay smell was crankin. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It's not like bad, but it's specific.

And then he runs his back of his hand across my dick and balls, which are gone at this point. My underwear are so tight that it just creates like a seal and it's gone. You know those videos of like when you vacuum seal things and it's like you can, you know, put this big old plushy in a bag and then and then it's gone Like shapeware Yes that was my dick and balls gone So he puts the back of his hand Rubs it down

Literally like Ken like Barbie Like nothing And I could see his face going What? And then he does it again And I'm just like Okay this is a lot And then he's like

Sorry I guess I guess there's nothing there And I'm like yeah I'm aware It's there though Don't worry It's just you know Smothered And yeah he let me go But it was insane

I almost And then I figured That's your worst nightmare But I almost took a video of this going down because I had a really good view because I wasn't very far from you and then I was like oh that's going to send him into a spiral but what was going on the visual was so insane just like your pants down your boxers out like yeah so um shout out to the security guard uh you know subscribe um yeah I'm sure yeah anyway so then our babies so yeah we went to the ultrasound and this is a weird

transition went to the ultrasound and it was insane it was we were watching the babies move around like one of them gave a thumbs up which we have a picture of it i don't know if we'll post it maybe we'll show it in your video or something but like literally gave us a thumbs up one of the babies which we're kind of convinced which one is my genetics and which one is yours i mean we're hypothesizing yeah it doesn't matter they're both ours but but one of them was like talking nonstop like his mouth was moving and we could see his mouth like blah blah blah blah blah blah And I was like, wait, I think that's me. And then the other baby right next to him had his hands over his ears.

Like, bitch, shut the fuck up. And I'm like, that's you. My, the favorite thing that I witnessed was the opening of the mouths. And at the end, one of the babies, it was like, we were two hours in at this point. And one of the babies yawned, like actually yawned. Like, okay, I'm over it. That's you. I'm done.

But yeah, to see them stretching their arms, kicking their arms, flipping around. It's just incredible. And one of the babies, it was so weird, like, turned to the camera and said, where's my VIP pass for the Taylor Swift concert? Why am I not in a box? And I'm like, don't you worry, baby. She announced more dates next year when you're almost one year old and we're going to Miami. Yeah. No, it was incredible.

Honestly, out of this entire process, there's been so many like, oh, this is the best moment of my life. This tops all of those so far for me. seeing the I didn't know how we would see them moving that was a craziest part we saw them moving like we saw their personalities and they're not even fully you know grown it's crazy well they do say that uh like you can tell the personality before they're even born and it's funny because like a lot of moms and a lot of the books I've read will say that they are the way that they are from the very beginning and she even the surrogate was telling us the baby that we thought was me she's like oh he's always kicking he's always like especially when i'm trying to go to bed at night he's just moving like crazy um they confirmed it was boys which we already knew but it's funny when they like show like the male parts and then on the screen it shows up like it's a boy i know it was so cute and but the weird the only listen the only issue i have is that we saw so many in amazing things like we saw the full babies like we saw them talking we saw all

of it right but she didn't take pictures of any of it like you know how they're supposed to take pictures when she gave us the ultrasound pictures it was the thumbs up which we love but then a bunch of unclear pictures of nothing which i'm like what it's crazy because we saw everything and it's just like those weren't moments i guess she took pictures of like we have better pictures from when the surrogate went into the 12 week ultrasound that we weren't there for but which but i took that as a sign of like you know not everything needs to be documented even like even for us like We don't need to have pictures of those moments because they're in our minds. Oh, that's cemented in my brain forever.

I will never forget that trip, what it meant and sitting in that room and watching the babies. I mean, just incredible. I know. Well, speaking of the best day of our lives, can we talk about how it ended? Because, okay, well, actually, hold on, before we get to the good thing, we, well, no, this is also a good thing. But we are like, after the ultrasound, we're like, okay, what are we going to do? we, you know, we have another 12 hours in Seattle. And then I'm like, casino.

So we find a casino because that's my favorite thing to do is gambling, which I guess I don't really talk about. Maybe that's my little secret. I love gambling. Yeah. He's, yeah. I'm glad we don't live any closer to a casino than we do. Oh, it would be over.

Or it would be done. And for some reason, like, Shane has a hard time getting cash out. I don't, it's just like with whatever bank he has. But so I'm always the one that's like getting the cash out. And then I'm acting like, I'm the ruler of the world. And I like, divvy out. allowance. I know. You very much get joy out of that. But I literally put in $20 into this monopoly. By the way, pro tip, if you're at a casino, if they have the monopoly slot machine,

play it. Play it. Oh my God. I put in $20 and I won $500 in 10 minutes. I will say it was the machines that were calling to me. I was the one that was like, we have to play the monopoly machine. We have to play the monopoly machine. My 20 went in like two and a half seconds and Shane got all the up to 500 but it was so fun like we were both like screaming and cheering and just like having the best time playing and i was like okay is it me or is this the best day ever we saw our kids they gave me a thumbs up we're at the casino we're winning money i never win money the casino then we're so then we are about to go home or about back to the hotel and he's like oh put in the address or whatever so we put in the name of the hotel which was well i'm not going to say what it was but we put in the

name of the hotel we're on the way back and ryan's like where why is it taking us this way it's taking us this weird way that I don't want to go. This is so annoying. Well, because I was trying to stop at a grocery store that I knew, but it took us in opposite direction. Yeah. So we're on this weird direction. We're kind of just going with it. And then ruff, boom, right in front of our car. In the middle of the fucking highway is a dog. And we stop. And we're like, oh my God. Then the dog runs away. And we're like, oh my God. That dog, it's like a stray dog. It's lost. It's going to get hit. So we're following the dog. We're trying to call it through the window. The dog runs out in the street again almost gets hit to hit again we pull over Ryland gets out of the car starts chasing the dog then

I look up and we're at this hotel on the pier like by the ocean and the hotel is the same name as our hotel but it's different right so it's almost like the multiverse like we put in the name of our hotel and it sent us to this one but it's not our hotel but it's the same name anyways you get it so then the dog Ryland's chasing the dog the dog the dog runs into the hotel the hotel clerk throws the dog back out now Ryland's chasing the dog down the pier and I'm like I give this guy, like, a death look because I'm like, I would have been able to catch him. The lobby is not huge at this hotel. I would have been able to corner him and get him.

Yeah. And he could tell that I was frantically trying to get this dog. And he just shooed the dog right out. And I'm like, yeah. So then these two emo kids come up to me and they're like, oh, my God. We watch your videos. And I'm like, okay, help me get this dog. They were so sweet.

So now we're all chasing the dog. And then these other emo kids, a lot of emo kids in Seattle. These other emo kids come up. They're like, oh my God. I have your book. And I was like, thank you so much. Help me get this dog. So now we have, you know, a whole team of emo really, you know, God, emo just really know how to.

And I have a couple that is an emo like over where I was. Yes. So there's, there's 10 of us at this point. It's like VidCon. And we're all the emo's in me. And we're running through trying to find this dog. Ryan like catches the dog. Right.

Okay. Catches the dog. The dog has a collar. But the caller has like a little tag, right? That says the vet's hospital number. But no name, no nothing. So we take the dog. We put it in our car.

Well, when I got, we're calling the vet. Yeah, it got closer, though, and, like, you could tell that it was a nice collar. It had been purchased recently. But there was also, and this is important, there was masking tape or duct tape wrapped around the collar, right? So the dog, so we're calling the vet. We're on hold forever. While we're sitting on hold, we're driving to the grocery store to get some food for the dog, get some water for the dog. So then Rylan goes into the grocery store to grab some food for the dog.

Hold on. I have cotton mouth. Yeah. So Ryland's in the store. I'm on the phone with the vet. And the vet is basically like you have to give it 24 hours. You know, you have to call back, whatever. And I'm just like, oh my God, we don't live here. What are we going to do? And then knock, knock, knock, knock. I look up. And there's a woman with a leash around her neck at the window. And she's like, I'm so sorry. That's my dog. And I was like, oh my God. So she runs to my side of the car. Open it up the door. And lucky, which was my name for the dog, gets so excited when he sees her. I start crying. She starts crying. She's like, can I hug you? I'm like, yes. We hug. Rylan's missing the whole thing. He's in the store. I'm bawling. She's bawling. And then I said, how did you find us? Because we literally are at a random grocery store parking lot, far away from where the dog was found. And she goes, I taped an air tag to the collar. And I'm like, that's what the tape was. So pro tip, if you have dogs, get air tags. We're going to get them to because it's so smart. And the dog was so happy. And it was such a happy ending. And I'm crying. She leaves. I run into the store. And I'm like, they found the old. or found him oh my god and i'm like what what i'm like literally walking out of the store with the food i just bought for the dog i'm like well can i at least like say goodbye to the dog jane's like i don't know i think they're gone and i was like i've never been more mad at Shane for not coming in the store with me because i tried to bring the dog in the store and then Shane had a freak out that we're going to lose the dog again so then Shane sat in the car with the dog and he got the great like

oh my gosh the reunion moment and i missed it all i know but it's not about the moment it's the fact that we saved a life. And here's a crazy part. Our GPS told us to go to the wrong place. We find a dog that almost gets hit by a car multiple times. We get the dog and then the owner, we give it back to the owner. Are you telling me the universe didn't orchestrate that? It was a crazy thing of the whole world. And also another side note, what I forgot to mention, when we were in the parking lot in front of the random hotel in front of the pier and we're calling the vets and stuff, I look and I see this woman and she's walking up and down the pier and she's like looking around. And I was like, oh my God, I wonder if she's looking for the dog.

Maybe she's the owner. So I'm about to get out of the car and be like, oh, my God, did you lose a dog? And as I'm about to get out of the car, a guy walks up to her shirtless with like, you know, sweatpants on. And they do a fucking drug deal. I saw a drug deal. He had he walked in front of her, put his hand behind his back, had drugs. She put her hand in his, took, gave him money. And then they like walked away.

And I was like, wow. It's a bold move too because like our car was parked not in a part. parking spot with the lights flashing right at them because we I like Shane had seen the dog and then as soon as I we like comprehended that the dog wasn't just like ahead of its owner and it was like out and lost I like pulled over like it was a mission from God and I just like bolted out of that car like I didn't even know what the car was going to do but yeah I mean it was like out of a movie it did feel so good to like reunite the dog with the owner and it was just we were meant to be in that place at that time to do that. Yeah, it was amazing and beautiful and I'm so happy

that it had a happy ending. Wow. So yeah. Anyways, um, okay, let me see. I wrote down some things to talk about. Well, I had that article that I had seen. Wait, what was that? Uh, well, it just like popped up as like a suggested story for me. And it was the headlines, what do happy couples do differently. Therapists weigh in. So it's like couples there. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was drinking a LaCroix because you told me I had cotton mouth. Yeah. So it said couples therapists get behind the scenes to look at a wide range of relationships from the healthiest to the most toxic ones. And this unique perspective gives them insight into what sets the strongest couples apart from the rest. So they give like a guide. So I thought we could go through the talking points to see if we

follow what people in healthy relationships do okay i feel some fights coming on or are you bored you don't want to do it no i want to do it okay so number one they speak their minds the happiest couples feel secure enough in the relationship to express their true feelings without worrying that things will fall apart hmm okay i'd say we speak our minds for sure i would say sometimes when i speak my mind you get triggered what do you mean well if i say something that I'm feeling you go oh really and then you get mad can you give an example like it's always more fun if you can elaborate let me think because it happened like yesterday no it didn't you listen but here's what I will say okay I should have see I need to start keeping track of all of our fights even

though that's toxic just because it's fun to talk about because yesterday something that usually would have triggered you are you yawning yes you're making we not do this no I'm no we're I'm fine Okay, geez, something I usually do that would usually trigger you yesterday you laughed and we had fun about it. What do you mean? Oh, that's what it was. Okay, so every night I order food and I ask him, can you open up the gate? Because the postmate's coming, right? So I walk outside and the food's on the way.

And I look at him and he's outside and I said, oh, did you open up the gate for the postmate? And he turns and he's like, no, the alpacas are out. And he snapped at me, right? I had my mini meltdown like I would. He snapped at me. And then I caught myself. And then I, I did this face like an abused animal where I went like, oh. And I like, you know, caved in and I started to walk away.

I was joking, right? Like, because he yelled at me. So I gave him like a, I'm just a sad abused animal and oh, my owner just yelled at me, that type of thing. And usually he would go, okay. Oh, police. Because it's annoying. Because it's annoying, right? And instead.

So you're agreeing. It's annoying what you do. Instead, he laughed. And he was like. I'm sorry. And he came over and he scratched my back. And I was like, see, this is how it's supposed to happen. Well, so for me, it's like, he orders dinner and I'm like, okay, well, it's not too long ago where the animal's a, it's like the last hurrah before I opened the gate.

And to me, it's like not worst case scenario if the postmate shows up and I have to walk to the gate and greet them while the gate's closed. But Shane just likes the gate open when it happens. So yes, sometimes it irks me and annoys me. If he's like, what, you have the dogs outside? if the gates are supposed to be open right now. But I realize it's something I can compromise on and just be like, that's a funny quark. And let's just laugh about it and hug. No, no, no, no.

But you snapped at me. And that's the thing. That's what I'm trying to say. In a relationship, I don't really snap. Like, I don't snap at you. You snap at me. The snap sounds really dramatic. It's not like the end of the world has happened.

It's like, I'm like, oh. And I like shrug and I'm defeated for a. a second. Okay. Here's what I will say. Getting on to that. So an example of this that happened in a different situation. We're at the airport. We're waiting for our plane. Oh, my gosh. This is mean I stand firmly in believing I'm right. Okay. I'll let you guys decide. So, little background. Two days before this, Rhineland had just got back from an impromptu trip to L.A. where he went to Disneyland, which is the most crowded place in the world, and a Taylor Swift concert with 70,000 people, right?

73. Okay. So that just happened two days ago, right? On top of that, Rylan has the best immune system of any person in the world. He never gets sick. He never catches anything ever. It's so annoying. That's not true.

Okay. All those things, right? He's one of those people. He gets a cold and it lasts two hours. I get a cold and I'm in the ER. It gets a whole thing. Okay. So we're sitting at the airport.

We finally found. seats so comfortable at this little table there's little outlets to plug in your phone like i was so happy so comfy i'm dripping sweat it's so hot at the airport right i'm just calming down rial this is next to me a guy maybe seven feet behind us no yes i can no four we're at the table and he's at the couch right behind in the row next to us seven feet behind us no four and he goes five times and then he coughs a little bit and then rylan turns to me and he's just like we need to move and i'm like, I think we're fine. And he's like, we need to move. No. I'm not going to sit. No, no, no, no, no. I stood up and you said, where are you going? And I said, I'm walking away. First you said, we need to move. And I was like, I think you're fine. I think we're fine. And then you rolled your eyes at me, stood up and walked away. And started walking away. And then you were annoyed that I walked away. And I said, yeah, because we're sitting together. The reason that I think I don't get sick as often is because when somebody's acting like they're sick around. Like, no, we were literally with 73,000 people. Most of them were probably. And we're probably. You were. We're probably. sick and let me tell you if the person in front of me or right next to me was sick I would have

moved or left that's so stupid if I go at Disneyland if I go at Disneyland yes but I'm touching everything okay I want to have a good time but I like to minimize my chances like if I'm and I'm very conscious like if I'm at an airport if I'm at a public event no let me talk have a good immune no let me finish talking I don't I can get sick when somebody is sick 20 million feet away from me can I talk you don't get sick when somebody sneezes in your fucking face but I take very large precautions and I like if I'm in public I make sure I don't touch my face and I wash my hands and I'm doing and I'm moving if people are sick and that's so anyways so I was saying on my solo in Denver trip I did all those things and that's probably why I didn't get sick so I was

doing them again no you didn't get sick because you have a good immune system because he got sick you didn't know she was sick before that oh so anyways so you took a sick person to a taylor concert you still think it's oh my no why can you throw out facts that aren't wrong and move on and I'm not allowed to rebuttal so I stand she was sick weeks prior she was better by the time she's always sick and you never catch it so I stand up and I see him you know pouting in the corner in the you know in the air you know pretending like pretending like there's people and you know that are dying of illness and he's staying as far away for is again and I walk over to him and he's just like I don't know why you just couldn't have walked away with

me. And then I'm like, you literally just went to a Taylor Swift concert with 70,000 fucking people. And you're afraid of one man sniffling in an airport. One man. If it's a variable, I can control. Why would I not? Like if somebody's sick next to me, I'm going to walk away. And then you go, you go, oh, oh my God. And you got even more mad at me. And I was, and then I was like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was mean. I take it back. I'm sorry. And I was like, I'm sorry. And I was like I'm sorry you know whatever and then you know that you threw another dig and I was like it wasn't a genuine apology because you had to like make a dig right after you said sorry so then I was like you're being testy and you're pushing me listen the whole point of this story was

you were very sensitive no as am I I'm very I'm a very sensitive person you know I get emotional a lot well I guess you've rubbed off on me you're sensitive in a different way where you take everything as an attack that is not true is it is even if it's a joke like if I make a tiny little joke at you that's not true you get so so actually angry like you did five seconds ago literally guys you heard it live you heard it live can we also talk about how you criticized me well this is like you and I on my podcast that we did to promote this audio podcast you were criticizing how I talk loud on zooms and stuff we were on a phone call yesterday and you were yelling at the top of your lungs and I kept having to like do the like because we were on speaker so I didn't want so I'm like okay I was like doing the universal sign for lower your voice and I had to do that every sentence you spoke and you were screaming can I explain yeah we were on a very busy loud road we were in a Tesla he could hear you sucks it was so fucking loud you can hear the walls of the Tesla are paper thin and we can hear everything outside it was so loud and my voice I have a very soft voice so I have to speak up when there's loudness around right so I heard speaking you were heard you were heard you were heard you were Thank you. So I was speaking up. Now, let me explain the difference between you and me.

What you were doing to me was very annoying. Because you weren't stopping. You were still screaming. Stop yelling. I didn't know what you were doing. It finally clicked when I was like, why did you keep doing this hand motion? Like, shut up. I thought you were doing the hand motion of being like, I agree with you.

You know, like, yes, bitch. I agree with you, right? But no, you were. I was there as video so I could show everyone my hand motion. You were saying no, right? Now, if I was you and, and, okay, wait, if I was you, right, if Rolls, were reversed and you were giving the hand signal and i was giving you the hand signal you would snap at me i would not you're such a fucking liar you literally would stop the car and you'd go wait fuck you no that is what

you would because what i did it was incognito on the when we were doing when you did it to me it was in front of everyone like you verbally said you're screaming and in this scenario the person we were talking to could not tell what i was telling you isn't it crazy that and you guys are hearing this life right it's crazy that he can't admit when he's wrong ever well it's different they're different scenarios everything he has to be right he can never lose an argument that's not true we got let me just explain and this is so psychotic and i i'm really excited to talk i honestly think that we do need to change the premise of this podcast no i think it's fun here's the thing that is so insane to me right i've never talked about this before not even to my therapist let me get

comfortable because i'm like this is so psychotic that anybody that heard this would be worried right Not even to my therapist. I'm you going to tell a public podcast. Yes. So, okay, you know, but sometimes before nighttime, when he's about to go to bed, we have little fun little fights, right? Like, he'll slap me. Oh, you get so crazy in these.

He'll slap me, right? No. And then, and then I slap him. And then, like, we'll play around. He'll run around the kitchen island, try to slap each other. See who can get the last slap. So, you know. You'll give up at nothing, though.

You're the most competitive at that. game ever like i know it's my cardio but i'm saying like i've never seen you more he already thinks that i'm going to tell a certain story and i'm not even going to tell that one well no i'm i'm i had no story in mind you think i'm going to tell the story where i slapped you and you pretend like i really hurt you oh no no no because that that one was insane no we'll do that in the next no i'm just saying when it comes to that game specifically you'll lose it nothing oh well you're about to hear how you're wrong okay so we're doing a version of that game right And the version of that game is he's stealing my water bottle.

We just finished watching TV. He's about to go to bed. And I'm like, where's my water bottle? I couldn't find it. And so I'm like, looking around. And I'm like, Riley, do you know where my water bottle is? And he's like, no. I don't know.

I'm like, huh. Then I look and I see it under the couch. And I was like, that's weird. So I grab it from under the couch. Put it back on the table. Turn around. It's gone again. I'm like, where's my water bottle?

And I see him running, running through the hall, sneaking around. And I'm like, oh my God. Here we go. He's stealing my water bottle and hiding it. He thinks this is funny. So I go and I find it and I grab it. I'm like, ah, very funny. And then I go to go pee.

I come back. My water bottle's gone again. I'm like, oh my God. Here we go. So then he has it in his hand. And I was and he's walking up the stairs. And I was like, okay, give me my water bottle back. I'm at the bottom of the stairs.

He's at the top. I'm like, give him a water bottle back. And he's like, no. And he has my water bottle. And I'm like, give me my fucking water bottle. No. I'm like, just give it to me. And he's like, no.

I'm like just give it no Now he's getting angry and he's like why Why do you need it? I'm like it's my water bottle And you're like you just want to win I'm like it's literally a water bottle It's mine this isn't a game But you're doing the worst case scenario of this We do this game without any objects all the time

And he's like you're being crazy right now Why do you need your water bottle so bad You're just trying to win the game And I'm like you started the game that I didn't know it was a game I'm just looking for my water bottle So then he goes okay I'll put it halfway down the stairs and I'm like, what?

And he goes, I'll put it halfway down the stairs on the ground. And then you can grab it from there. And I'm like, I don't want my water bottle on the ground. No, just hand it to me. Walk down the stairs and hand me my bottle. And he's like, I'm not walking all the way down the stairs. I'll put it on the, I'll put it on the ground. And you can grab it halfway.

Let's meet halfway. I'm like, how is this happening? This is my. And then it turns into a real fight. And I'm like, give me my water bottle. You're being crazy. And you're like, I'm being crazy. You're being crazy.

It was insane. And then so finally. Finally, he walks down the stairs. This took 30 minutes. I'm not kidding. 30 fucking minutes. He walks down the and he's like, I'm tired. I need to go to bed.

And I'm like, just give me the wall. So he walks down the stairs. He's getting closer and closer to me. I come up a few stairs, not halfway, because I'm not going to, I'm not a bitch. I come up a few stairs. He comes down. He hands the water bottle to me and he takes it away. And I'm like, just give it to me.

And he's like, why do you have to have it? Why do you have to have the water bottle? Why do you have to win the game? So then I grab it from him. And he's like, oh. and he starts to walk away and then I laugh and I say I won and then I run away because I'm the worst and that was real yeah it's still fun like we weren't actually mad at each other for a moment though I thought I was a little scared because I'm like you're getting really but that's like the most elevated version of that game normally it's just a tap and then it's like we run around the house who can tap the other person last that to me just proves you're incapable of losing in any scenario take another sip of your La Croy I what what because we're when you opened your mouth just now went and it was a lot i'm looking out for you no you normally start that game and you normally win i normally give up because i just can't i

can't okay anyways um no we have fun um i forgot we were doing something okay number two oh my god i don't know okay keep on i don't know about this we'll do let's do some speed ones okay their conversations go beyond the surface level So more than how is work today, or did you empty the dishwasher today? People in the happiest relationships understand the value of diving deeper and prioritizing more meaningful conversation. Isn't that everyone? I can't imagine being in a relationship and just talking about the dishwasher. Yeah, they dive into what makes them happy, their dreams, goals, and ambitions.

I will say for some reason, like the hot tub is where we have our deepest conversations. So that was very out of touch. well okay I'm just saying for some reason because we both put our phones down the hot tub well at one of our houses and that's what I'm saying it's it's not healthy for us to not have our talking space all right give me another one okay they give each other the benefit of the doubt

okay I mean I know you didn't mean to hurt my feelings but I want you to know that I felt hurt when you did X so that's the example of something positive you would snap at me if i said that if i said to you i know you didn't mean to hurt my feelings i think you do do yeah and you know what you do oh my god yeah because it's just fucking annoying because it's like something that obviously i didn't mean to hurt your feelings okay they pursue their own interests and hobbies i mean i yeah i would say like you know your hobbies are more obvious like you go to yoga and you leave the house and stuff i go hiking i was going to lunch yeah my hobbies are i stay

up till 5am watching big brother live feeds i you know that's my hobbies And you let me do that. They fight fairly. I'm curious, what every happy couple is bound to disagree. And now and then, when conflict arises, they know how to hash things out with resorting to low blows, name calling, or drudging up past hurts. We don't, we don't do that. We don't name call. And we don't get like, I would say at our worst fights, right?

Like real, not funny fights, like real bad fights. The worst it gets is you will say fuck you. Or I'll say fuck you. It's rare that I'll say it But you Fuck you's your go to But I would say that's once a year Yeah

Yeah You know And it's like a quick It's like a Fuck you I'm trying to think of the last time I did that It was a while ago

All right Yeah Well that was fun That was fun Okay wait Before we get to Big Brother I did We've already been going for 44 minutes

I know I know It's a lot I did screenshot Some questions From Instagram Let's just like two. Okay. All right. Um, because we have a lot of big brother talking about. Um, okay,

this is from Jenna Torson and she said, uh, have you guys ever had a fight during sex? Yes. It's that implanted in your memory? Yes, because, okay, let me explain. So this is vulnerable to talk about, but I was on a medication previously where, um, where it would at a certain time of day, it was hard for me to keep hard or maintain an erection because of the medication. This is vulnerable. This is wild. Right. Okay.

So, you know, and it was like a specific time of day, right? And I knew that. And I knew and I told you that because we had a couple moments where I couldn't stay hard. And you were just like, what's going on? What's going on? I'm like, it's my medication. We just can't do it at this time of day. I'm sorry.

And he was like kind of annoyed, but fine, whatever. So it's like, then let's just not do it at those times. But then like you can't always decide when. something's, can it get exciting? I would say, well, my best time is, you know, after dinner, night time. Oh, you would say, exactly. After dinner? I'm bloated.

And I'm like, well, that's your problem, not mine. Okay. But also. Eat less carbs. Oh, my gosh. You're food shaming? I know. No, so it's like, well, yeah, it's annoying.

If we're like getting in and dirty, you know, it's like, it's a lot, like, there's, you know. Yeah. It's like, you know. Uh-huh. That was a lot of nothing. You just said. I know, but it's like going through the process to be intimate and then for it just to be like, um,

due to not to like a medication. Did love the sound effect. Yes. So the only time we've ever, and it's been maybe twice where, and this has been, you know, a year since this has happened, but we're in the middle of it. And I start to feel myself getting less hard.

And I'm like, oh no, it's happening. And then, you know, I get a little to sad. And then he's like, what? What's wrong?

I'm like, I think it's the medication. I'm sorry. And then he goes, oh. And he gets off of me and he lays next to me and he's annoyed and he starts jerking off. And I was just like, I'm like, I'm sorry. This is way too personal. You guys can relate. I hope to God, my family's not listening.

So then, yeah. So then I'm just like, I shut down a little bit. He's like, he's like, what's wrong? And I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm just like, you know, you know, what? whatever and then and then it kind of turns into a little bit of a fight but listen I would say I've grown I would say no no no because I got off the medication that's that's what actually no I because in similar situations like if something's just not going whatever I would say in the first year or two

of our relationship I would shut down and be like whatever I would say I power through now yeah thank you for that don't you agree no I would say I'd say we we've never had issues in the bedroom that's never been any of our issues um so yeah i mean it's very rare when something like well it was medication dependent and you're no longer on that so problem solved yeah thank you um okay let's see uh what is something geez somebody said what is something you hate about each other hmm i don't you have to think well yeah i have to think if there's something i really dislike about you. I was going to say I have nothing that I hate about you, but you have something you hate

about me? Well, no, I was trying to dig deep and find something. Yikes. Anything? I hate when you weave your toenails places. Okay. Whatever. Moving on. Yeah, moving on. I hate nothing about you. You're perfect. Thank you.

Okay, let's see. A lot of Big Brother questions. Wow. Okay, sorry. We'll get to Big Brother in a second. So there are people watching. I guess. I didn't know. I haven't, I, I don't have the, like, for some reason, my podcast, there's a glitch right now where I can't see the views or anything, like the audio. So I didn't know if anybody even listened to our last episode. But there is a lot of big brother questions, which means some of you guys are actually listening and watching. Do you, do y'all ever, oh, this is from Destiny. Do y'all think you could ever be involved in a polygamous relationship? I don't know what that is. Okay. Really? Were you born in Utah? Is that guys with multiple wives?

Yes. So you'd have wives and husbands? Yeah, I don't know what. We would just have multiple partners. No. Okay. Got it. No, I would hate that.

Are you kidding me? Shane doesn't even like interacting with others. You know what? Take another sip of your McCroy. Okay. Let's see. Kendall. Have you ever had a negative interaction with a form of,

fan in public after you got canceled uh i would say more just like rude without them knowing they're being rude or rude to subtly be rude but not have it be like so obvious that you could call it out most people that come up to me are very very sweet um i've had a postmate give me like an evil eye before so i was like okay that postmate's probably a drama channel um you just know you just feel it she give me an evil eye and i was like oh she's probably going to like post about this on reddit uh but i tipped her. I would just say it's more so the people that are like, oh my God, are you okay? Are you okay? I don't watch you anymore, but are you okay? Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of that. There's a lot of like, oh, like the one girl yesterday, she said, oh my God, you're still with Ryland. I said, yeah. She goes, I thought you

guys broke up. I was like, we're married. What are you talking about? And then she goes, yeah, I haven't watched you in like forever. I was like, okay. She's like, no, like I haven't watched you in like a long time. I'm like, okay, you don't have to say twice. Maybe there were people talking about us breaking up and we just are oblivious because we don't see the drama. Yeah, maybe. But yeah, that is interesting when people come up to me and say, like, I don't watch you anymore. And I'm just like, okay, but like they're not mean about it. It's just a weird thing to say.

I genuinely don't think they think they're being mean. But if you really think about it, it's kind of mean. It's like, I don't watch you. But can I get a picture? Yeah. So I'd say that's the worst of it, which is really not bad at all. No. People are so nice.

And honestly, like, it's so nice when people, I mean, people, are just very nice yeah um somebody's asking why we don't get crumbull anymore and i guess that'll be the last one uh we don't get crumble anymore because i'm over it i don't know i'm trying to be healthy i'm trying to get my health in order from my babies and um crumble literally i think was giving me heart disease i felt like a sick person when i was eating crumbles every yeah i liked crumble but yeah i don't know i think we just needed to chill out yeah uh well i'm going to take a little pee break. I'm going to get us both more liquids because now my voice is getting gross and I can hear

my cotton mouth. And when we come back, we're going to get to some big brother. I thought it was. Hi, Julie! Yeah, we'll get to that. Also, we're not stoned. You keep saying we have cotton mouth. Is that a stoned thing? Yes.

Oh. That's like exclusively a stoned thing. I don't think anybody thought we were that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. We'll see you guys a second. And we're back. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Oh, my God.

Okay, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. If you're not caught up on the live feeds and you're not in touch with what's going on in the house, leave this podcast. Because I don't know how I'm going to talk around these spoilers. I am so overwhelmed. I was watching the live feeds the entire time on the plane back. It was so overwhelming. I have so much to say. But before I get into that, I just want to bring up my favorite thing of all time.

What? Now, this, I heard this originally on one of my favorite podcasts ever, Real Talk, which is hosted by Tommy from Big Brother 22. And you look into that. But check it out if you love Big Brother, Real Talk, T-A-W-K. Anyways, so Tommy was talking about Felicia and his sister, Angela is on the podcast, too, and they were talking about Felicia. And his sister said, I can't with her crispy R's and whistling S's. And you guys know Felicia, right? We've played clips of her on the show.

I'll try to find another one. But yes, she does have a gap. She has a tooth that she takes out when she eats. So she has a gap in her mouth. She just pops it out sometimes. Pops it out while she's, you know, hanging out on her bed. She'll pop out her tooth. It's iconic.

But yes, every word that has an S in it, especially the ones that end in S, like votes, we'll have a whistle. So I. So now I can't whistle, right? Like, this is me trying to whistle. oh that was better than you've done in the last um so i can't do this so rylan has to do it for you but i've been making him do this all week so okay rylan as felicia say votes i got to get the votes got to get the votes so i've been making it do it all week with everything and what's really fun about it is like

to me it's not even that funny but the way that that it tickles Shane will just be like driving in the car and anything that ends in an S, I'll just do that. And he just will die and he thinks I'm so funny and it's like, wow, this is nice. Wait, okay, let me think. I'm not thinking. Okay. Wait, what's something that ends in S?

It's crazy that it seems like nothing at this moment. I know. Cookies. Say that you want a plate of cookies. Ooh, I got to go to the kitchen to get a plate of cookies. Oh, my God. Yeah. So I would like you to incorporate the S whistle, the Felicia, Felicia whistle into the segment

of the podcast. Anytime I get an S, you got to give a whistle. Okay. So I have been writing down notes. Now, I'm just going to say this. Last week, we tried to be very politically correct when it came to the house guest, right? Like, I was trying so hard to be nice. I was like, you know, really trying to give everybody the benefit of it out and not say anything

shady and just be like, yeah, you know, they seem like a nice person. Fuck all that. I've been watching these people for 24 hours a day. I know them at this point. It's been two weeks. I'm ready to drag some of these motherfuckers through the fucking dirt. Live in there with them. I'm basically their family at this point. Now disclaimer, it's a game. I get it. This isn't how they really are in real life. Possibly. I don't want to offend anybody. If any of them hear this after the fact, you know, if they come out of the show and they listen to our podcast for some reason. I mean, they're on Big Brother. I'm sorry. It comes with what they're doing. But I'm about to drag these motherfuckers through the entire Big Brother House. Which are you with me? Wow. You're going there?

I'm going there. Okay. Okay. Now, I'm going to go through it. I wrote down some notes. I'm going to go through a few things that I learned that I thought were interesting. Number one. They're not allowed to have air freshener in the house.

So they're all sharing a bathroom. There's 15, 16 people all shitting together and they have no air freshener. Why can't they have air freshener? They want to make them crazy? Like the house gets crazy? I guess. Maybe psychological torture. I don't know.

But that's insane. That's wild. Yeah. So that was gross. crazy to me. Number two, the, so this is something I learned because, you know, I'm watching all night. So you know when you're watching the actual show and the diary room, that's when the people, the house guests are talking to the camera and they're like, you know, this week, my plan is to back door this person. Those diary room sessions last about 30 minutes to an hour,

and they take place at like 3.30 in the morning. Sometimes one of the house guests will be asleep and then a voice will come on, Bowie, please go to the diary room. And then she has to get up, like wipe her eyes off, go to the diary room, and do her whole thing. Is that crazy? Yeah. They keep them up until like 5 a.m. That's wild to me. And do they have a set time where they have to wake up or are you asleep?

10 a.m. Every day. 10 a.m. And they don't show this on the feeds, but every day at 10 a.m., they start playing music through the house to wake everybody up. They don't show it on the feeds because of copyright issues, but that's what happens. Wow. Okay.

Another thing. This is something that annoys me. If you've been watching the actual show on TV, Thursday nights is eviction night, right? So tomorrow night, a viction night or tonight when you're listening to this. It's my favorite night. I love it so much. But I have a request. And I'm making this to you too.

Because if you're ever on Big Brother, please, when you are voting, do not do shoutouts. I hate it. And listen, I get it. People miss their families. I understand the sentimentality of it. I'm a sensitive person. But it is so annoying. Like, here's an example.

It'll be like, Julie will be like. like, okay, Blue, who do you vote for? And then Blue will be like, Julie, I vote to evict Cameron. Shut up, Mom and Dad. Oh, my God. I love you. I'm a happy birthday.

I want to go do this. I'm going to show. I hate it. I hate it. And every single person does it. If I'm being honest, I'd probably do it if I was on the show. Maybe once. But that's it.

Know that my favorite thing would be if you didn't do it. Because it's so fucking annoying when people do it. And I hate it. Because it gets more and more. It lasts longer and longer. Like one house because I forgot who it was. But it was like, I vote to evict Cameron. And,

And then 30 seconds of them slowly walking out the door being like, shout out to, oh, my God. Yeah, that's annoying. My favorite best friend, please, please make sure to feed the dog. And also make sure to give everybody a hug because I love you so much. And I'm like, no, I agree. Like limit it to one or two people or switch it up each week. Switch up the person and just do one and done. Bye.

Yeah. I hate it. Okay. Hold on it. I'm just reading through my notes right now. I put, let's see. Is Shiree yelling right now on the feeds? I know.

Oh, my God. Look at it. She's mad. on let me turn it up we have the oh my god we have the feeds on right now muted let me just go back to the oh are we going to miss it though no girl i'm trying what is she mad about i don't know we're turning it up okay so okay first of all seri i love her so much but the fact that she picks her teeth in the H-O-H bed. Actually, it's iconic.

Never mind. I was going to say it's gross, but it's iconic, especially since Hysm's bed. And she's sitting in there with her toothpick, picking her teeth. Oh, my God, I love her. Okay, false alarm. They weren't actually yelling. She was whispering really loud. Yeah, they're going back and forth.

They're trying to blindside Hysm. They want to keep Riley because Riley's going to go after Hysm. And that would be iconic because he has no idea. But then in the last second yesterday, Sheree was like, you know what? never mind that's a bad idea even though this was her plan and then she started convincing everyone that it was a bad idea and i'm like you if you keep flip flopping then everyone's going to know that you were the one that was trying to rule the house and people are going to start targeting you so you have to stick choose a plan and stick to it i know um okay uh blue crying oh okay

this was interesting to me so i don't think we talked about this last time but so blue is interesting to me because she has been crying a lot like she'll do these one-on-ones with people and she'll just start talking about something from her life or her childhood and she'll start crying and I don't think it's fake but it definitely feels planned right and then so she did it I think with Surrey was it Surrey uh no no it was with Izzy she cried with Izzy about something and then she leaves the room she thought it went well she tells her you know Jag she's like yeah I just cried with Izzy like we really connected like I think she really connected with me because like you know I cried in front of her cut to the other room where Izzy walks in to Surrey

and she goes, oh, Blue is trying so hard. She was crying. It was like so dramatic. It was so annoying. So yeah, Blue's crying to get people to like her ain't working. So I wish I could tell her to stop. That is hard. I guess if I were to go in the Big Brother House, I would try to be as authentic as I could be.

Because I feel like my bullshit meter goes off with people who it feels like they aren't being who they actually are. Right. So dream case scenario for me this week, the House votes to keep Riley. Heism is so shook. And then Riley, no, honestly, then I would want Felicia or Sheree to win H-O-H. I just think it would be so fun to watch. Interesting. Okay.

I would say, yeah, dream case scenario for me, I don't think Riley is going to stay. I think they're going to vote her out because, of course, you know. They're going to fold. So annoying. They're going to vote her out. dream scenario I would say yeah Felicia winning H-O-H would be hilarious to me

just to see how she rains oh my God there would be so many meetings so many meetings oh it would be so good but yeah I guess who who at the moment do you think is we'll play we'll end with this

who do you think is playing the worst game and who do you think is playing the best game and you guys please sound off to like I don't know how there's not a comment section on this I guess in I don't know I don't know where you could sound off sorry I guess you could sound off in the reviews but that sounds like I'm trying to get reviews like it's sound off in the iTunes reviews I'm not trying to do that but you know I guess there or just maybe reply to Instagram stories I don't know you want to hear your thoughts we should have you guys send in voicemails I don't remember the voicemail number okay we'll figure that out next week who do you think is the best who's worst wow okay well I'll definitely tell you My favorite to watch is Sheree, Felicia, and Izzy. I love that room. I love watching them all in that room. Yes.

And who do you think is playing the worst game? Oh, worst game. Well, do you have somebody on the top of your head while I'm thinking? Okay. I would say the best game at the moment is Surrey. Nobody wants her out. She's running the house. Whatever she wants to do happens.

And it's wild. She's playing the best game. I'd say the worst game is. I wish I could see a picture of all of them right now so I could really think about it I guess the worst game at the current moment would be Heism because he's creating such a target for himself because he's being so aggressive

and he keeps saying I don't believe in backdooring right I don't think backdoin is right and that's annoying and he's going to get backdoored so you shouldn't say that because people are going to backdoor you now I would say I'd think one of the worst is like America just because I like don't ever hear talk. I never hear her scheming with anybody. She's not really in on it with many

people. And it's just like she's low under the radar. But isn't that a good game? Maybe. But isn't it? If nobody's talking about it. So it's a good game if halfway through she really kicks it up. She starts winning. She starts playing hard. Like, I will say if Heism can pull this

off and then continue to win H-O-H every other week, like, then he is playing a good game for himself because people are going to vote for him at the end because he like made such bold, crazy move. I don't like how he's playing But like I do agree Surrey she's running things

She's not a target Like that's good to me Listen this might be boring But I'm going to break down the types of game right You have social game Which is people like Surrey Who are great socially Getting people to like them

To trust them to open up to them Then you have competition beasts Those are people who win everything So it doesn't matter If they're a target They're going to win the veto They're going to get off the block right Those are the competition beasts

That's going to be high sum potentially right Maybe Matt. Yeah. Then you have floaters. Floaters are the most hated type of gameplay, which is why you picked America, because she's a floater. Floaters are people who don't have a solid alliance. It kind of float around.

They're in between sides. I would say at the moment, Corey, America, Jared, but on purpose, he's playing both sides of the house. So floaters are people like that. And then you have rats. Rats actually is what Jared is playing right now, which he's playing it very well. He is connected to both sides of the house. and he rats sorry Riley's talking to the camera what is she saying oh come on hey you don't even know her name

no this guy stinks I don't even know her name no who's name I don't think we're gonna get anything here yeah I don't know what's happening sorry it's always weird when they talk to the camera because they like think like they're famous do you know what I mean yeah like they'll be like okay guy okay America let's talk who is it that she's like vlogging uh who oh Mimi's doing that

yeah so anyways so yeah that's a floater game so those are the three main versions of the game but then there's also the villain game and that's the one where they cut throats lie backstab they they swear to god they swear on the bible they swear on their dead children they swear on everything right but they're lying and those are my favorites to watch well and that's i want one of those to win this season see and that's why when we watched dan who is like an incredible big brother player i was going to be so angry if he won because it was just too cutthroat for me and i was like I just don't respect. I mean, it depends on how cutthroat they go.

Right. I love it. Well, later you guys go, that was Fights with Shane and Rylan episode two. How do you think it went? I think good. It's a long one. So I hope you guys enjoyed it. Well, yeah, hopefully you guys enjoyed it.

We're going to keep doing it as long as you guys want it. And as long as we want it. Mm-hmm. I want it. We've been having fun. I have been having fun. All right. Well, we'll see you next week.

I think our regular upload day is Tuesday morning. I don't know I don't even know what day it is We would have done it We would have done it this week that time But we were out of town And we couldn't haul our huge equipment With us on the plane

Well next time guys I promise We'll have a little bit more of a format We'll give you guys a number to call For the least my voicemails And yeah What else? That's it Yeah, that's all

All right Well here we go Let's play the ending song Oh Oh here we go again Light with Shane and Briland Fight with Shane and Ryland Shane and Ryland