The Shane Dawson Podcast - What's My Body Count? FIGHTS! with Shane And Ryland EP 1

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

SKIP TO 31:10 for BIG BROTHER TALK! Welcome to our new AUDIO ONLY show! We wanted to test out doing doing audio only episodes based on segments from our main show. Today's is based on FIGHTS WITH SHANE AND RYLAND! Join us as we get into heated fun arguments about our EXes, our body count, and our very indepth opinions on Big Brother 25 #BB25!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're rolling. Uh-oh, here we go again. Fight with Shane and Ryland. Fight with Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland. Hey, welcome to our very first episode of Fights with Shane and Ryland. I still think this title is just a little bit toxic. Like, you posted a promo on Instagram and I was like, I don't know if we should be publicizing us fighting.

But it's playful. Here's, okay, here's what I think we need to do. I think we need to normalize fighting. This is also very weird to look at you. I'm just not going to look at you. What do you mean? Because we're sitting on our couch right now, both holding microphones. Like, it's just weird.

There's no camera. Is it weird if I don't look at you? Yes, you've been married to me. Well, actually, we've only been married for under a year, but we've been together for nearly eight years. So I think I'm not going to look at you. Are you kidding me? This is going to start our first fight that you can't have an intimate conversation with me

looking me in the eyes. Honestly, this audio podcast is. a dream for me because I'm always like, let's sit at the dinner table and talk. And you're always like, oh. That is my nightmare. And that is one thing that we will fight about in the future when we have kids is, you know, are we going to sit at dinner tables and talk? Of course. But before I get into our first fight, let me just set the vibe. First of all, wait, what was I talking about before you rudely interrupted me? Oh, our setup. Toxic. Oh, great. Normalizing fighting. I think it's fun to fight when it's harmless and when it's surface level and, you know, just like a little fun

disagreement and then you can like poke each other and whatever when it crosses the line into a real fight i don't enjoy that yeah but you never know what's like that's the thing about fighting and that's what i've taught like you never know what's going to cross that threshold into a real fight and like every time we've gotten into a real fight i'm like well i would have never said that had i known it was going to like spark an actual fight you know what i mean okay anything involving my weight right which you've never well you've only actually actually accidentally triggered me, but it wasn't on purpose. And I feel like that was in the early.

I feel like now I'm a lot. That was like a year ago. What? Wait, what? I think we talked about this on the podcast before, but we were in the jacuzzi and I had gained a little weight. You know, I had been canceled and things were happening. I was getting burritos every night, which really helped, by the way. Therapy and Mexican food.

Lizzo, listen up. So, yeah, what was I think? Oh my gosh. Right, right. My weight. So, um, we're in. the jacuzzi and i was like oh like i just feel so fat and then you said well you're working on it oh right yeah i learned that's bad well it's because like Shane would frequently bring up

weight because if it's something he's struggling with of course he's going to bring it up and i was running out of ways to like respond oh well no keep going no i was like i can only like i guess the answer is to always just know you look great but you really were working very hard you were diet like we had burritos every night no we had stopped doing that you were working out every day you were eating very clean and i was like well you're working on it and that was like one part of two parts but it was already like you had gone downhill off of that ledge before it's like well you're working on it and you're making progress and you're looking good well thank you you're welcome but that was also a time. You typically eat healthier than I do. Like, you being canceled was a unique situation where you

were eating bad temporarily. Right. And even though it does, like, we just watched a cut of your vlog, it does look like we eat bad often based on our YouTube videos. Yes. Um, okay, sorry, are we boring you guys talking about my weight issues? Or maybe you guys are interested because you have weight issues as well. Let us know. They might be more interested in that than our big brother conversation. Right. Well, Okay, here's the truth about this podcast and why we're doing this. So, Big Brother is my favorite show of all time. And don't worry, we're not going to talk about Big Brother. Yeah.

What? But Big Brother is my favorite show of all time. It gives my life purpose. It gives my life meaning. This season is 100 days, which is three months and a week. And it's taking us right into where we're going to have babies. So it's like Big Brother and then we have babies. So my life right now has purpose.

And you know what's been crazy? We're so in the trenches with the life feeds that I had a hard awakening today when they were like, it's only been three days. I was like, what? I feel like we've been watching these live feeds for a year. Yes. Let me explain. If you don't know what Big Brother is, and I promise, we'll stop talking about it in a second,

but Big Brother is a show. It's on CBS, not sponsored. And it's a show where they put 18 different people, 17 different people in a house. Usually they're all very different. They all have their own quirks. And they have a live feed on these people 24 hours a day. I'm talking, you're seeing them fight, gossip, shit talk. You see, okay, here's my favorite part.

And blah, blah, blah, one of them wins a million dollars or something, or $750,000. Anyways, but the most important part is, you're watching these people on different camera angles. And you see, like, this girl walk up to this guy and be like, oh, my God, I love you. You're like my best friend. You're so funny. And then you follow her into the next room. And she turns to her friend and she goes, I fucking hate him. He's such a fucking asshole.

What a loser. I just told him he's my friend. It makes me come. It's incredible. And you almost like, you almost have like, you're like, okay, I'm going to stop watching. I'm going to stop watching. And then you're like so tired because you can't stop watching because it's like such a slow burn. But it's as if you're watching a daily vlogger, but the most real version because they can't cut anything out.

They can't create a storyline for themselves. They leave their microphone on when I go to the bathroom and you hear them fart in the toilet. That like, boop. You hear it. And it's crazy that they leave that on. And okay, here's how addicted I am, right? So I watched, you know, all day, every day. And it's only been three days so far, but it feels like a year.

And I go to sleep when they go to sleep. So it was like four in the morning and they were still up talking. And I was like, oh my God, go to bed. I need to go to bed. And they finally went to bed. And I watched them go to sleep with me. And when I woke up at like six in the morning to go pee, it was night vision. And they were all sleeping and when I'm parted.

And I was like, this is too close. Anyways. And I just have to say like, I mean, maybe this podcast will be, there will probably be a segment where we at least talk about the high. lights of the week. We'll do it at the end so you guys aren't bored. Right. So you can get out if you're not watching. But if you've never watched Big Brother before, I started when I started dating Shane. And I will say it's a slow burn show, especially if you're just watching the season as it starts. It is an investment in of your time. Like you're not going to be addicted based on watching the premiere episode. Honestly, you're going to be like, this show sucks. Yeah,

boring. And then once you get three episodes in, the drama starts going. You're attached to certain people and you're really in on the drama once you get the live feeds going your life is fucking over my life is over like I've realized I'm going to do nothing with my life until big brother's over and then when it's over I go into the biggest depression but luckily we'll have babies so now so I'll have something to get my mind off of the fact that big brother's gone so it's all very very well timed so yes guys check out big brother not sponsored you will love it check out the live feeds and then every episode of whatever this is fights with shana ryan I guess every episode we'll do like a 15 minute big brother segment at the end of the show which I think I have the perfect name for it what hi Julie hi Julie hi Julie if you're not a big brother fan you don't get it but start watching you will um our queen how long has it been uh seven minutes and 40 seconds all right we can move on I have a technical question what are you kidding me if we're having a podcast I need to know what day this is going out on I don't know I think I'm just going to post this tonight tonight yeah only only

my gosh that's like wild dangerous and crazy yeah what's like okay well i went on instagram and i asked you guys what do you want us to fight about next this is so fun i love how intimate it is and that we don't have a camera there's no lights we're like in a dark cave of our basement well i wanted i wanted to do this because i was like you know once the kids come i want to keep doing the video podcast obviously we've been stockpiling them so i'll be ahead but you know maybe there will be a week where we're tired because we've been breastfeeding man's feeding he's kidding he's kidding we've been chest feeding all day and we're tired so maybe we will just turn on the microphones and do an audio podcast i don't think i'll make money off these but but it is fun to just do but this is what i always envisioned

my life would be when i started a podcast and because we're YouTubers it was video out of the gate and i love the video the video is very rewarding but i listen to podcasts when i'm doing chores when I'm walking the dogs. So this feels like what I always envisioned. Just if you guys want a visual of this, my belly's out. It's out. Can you hear it? It's loud.

It's out and it's proud, baby. I look like fucking trash. He's got a plushy that Karina Garcia influenced him. I have a three feet tall boba plushy. I got on fucking Timo. Actually, no, I don't know where I got this. But it's covering my belly. And I have Riley on my lap.

Yeah. So there you go. That's the visual. Okay, this is from Withered Flower. That is a dark name. Who was a sluggiest person out of the both of y'all before you were together? I'm surprised that's even a question. Wow.

I brought this one up because I think it will start a fight. Why? Because I do think that we have very different ideas of sexual activity. And what is dangerous and what is not? what do you mean well when you told me okay so let's talk about the first time which by the way we're all sex positive here do whatever you want um but when i did find out your number of partners i had a mental breakdown oh and that was on accident because i was curious before i had dated Shane I wanted to keep track for myself so I had a notes app of just names first of all that's a lie no it's not you think I thought you came across on No, I didn't. You don't remember how this happened? Are you trying to push a button?

Yes. What if you hit on record? I don't think you should be pushing buttons. Well, no, I'm trying to hit a sound effect. Yeah, they're laughing at your lie. It's hilarious to them. So here's what actually happened. We were FaceTiming.

And I don't remember what we were talking about. I think I was actually watching Big Brother. And I was like, you should watch. And you were like, no. And then your friend was on the FaceTime at the same time. And she popped in the camera. And she brought up. I think she brought up sexual partners or something.

Or you and her were talking about your number of partners. Okay. And then I was like, well, how many is it? And then you said, um, what did you say? I don't remember. I'd have to go find the note in my notes app. It was a very big number. I would almost say it was like 20 below 25.

No, it was like 29. No. It was around there. And I went, and I went, wait, that, I said, wait a minute. That's, or no, no, no. Okay, sorry, I'm being very confusing. No, no, no, sorry. You gave me a number.

You're going to cut up in your own lives. You gave me a number of, I think it was like 15 or something. And I was like, oh. And then I was like, wait, so that's like counting, you know, blowjobs and everything. And then you went, oh. And then I think that's when you said 29. Potentially. Okay, well, here we go.

He caught another lie again. No, I didn't. I literally said I'd have to go look at my notes app. I can't remember all 30, below 30 people. So I'm sitting there. And when he said 29 people, it, and once again, not to shame, but it was a lot for me because I have so many issues with myself and like my self-confidence and, you know, whatever, that I was just like, wow, he's been with a lot of people.

And that's a lot. And my number was nowhere near that. I would have to think what my number is. We'll do that in a second. It'll take me a second. But yeah, so it freaked me out because I just got very insecure. So once again, my fault, my problem. But when I found out how he was doing it, which was using all the apps and going to strangers' houses and possibly getting murdered, that's when I was just like, wow, we lived very different lives.

Yeah, I wouldn't advise anybody to do what I was doing. And in hindsight, it was very dangerous what I was doing, but it was my outlet in a very toxic way. Right. And now that I'm older, because I mean, that was seven years ago, almost eight years ago now, now that I'm older, 29 doesn't even sound like that much. And I think I was overreacting and I was just really insecure and I was just like, oh, my God, because you were the first, like, skinny person I had dated. I mean, male-wise, I had dated two thin girls before that. But you were the first, like, thin guy with, you know, a six-pack that I had dated. And I was like, oh, like, you probably fucked a bunch of other six-pack guys. And I'm not that at all.

I think that wasn't planted in your head by some of my friends. Oh, my God. Can we get started? I had multiple friends and these friendships don't last for me. People that like to project they know who you are, how you react, or what you think or what you feel to everyone else is like, I know that person better than you. It's like they have an upper hand. So I would have these people that when I started dating Shane, I felt like they felt like their relationship with me as a friend was being threatened almost and they would go and tell you, well, well, you're not his type. He

goes and hooks up with like skinny like six pack guys let me tell you exactly what was said and you're right it was by two people and this is crazy and if you're listening to this don't ever do this with anybody in your life this person goes so me and ryanlan started dating but it was low key we didn't talk to to tell anybody now mutual friend goes oh uh so you're hanging out with ryanlan i said oh yeah and then she was like oh so like you know what's going on i was like oh i think you know like kind of dating kind of and she goes oh well that's not real You're not his type at all. He would only date models or like Justin Bieber types.

I know the types of guys he dates. And I was like, oh. And then she goes, yeah, he's like, it's not real. But the thing is, that person didn't even really know me that well. And I had never seriously dated. I wasn't in a position in my life where I was looking to seriously date. I was like randomly sleeping with people, but that's very different. Right.

Yeah, that threw me into a total fucking spiral. I cried I went home and wanted to throw up like it was hearing that you're dating someone and then hearing from their supposed close friend that you're the opposite of their type and that they would never want to fuck you is the meanest thing you possibly do right the crazy thing is like you don't know how close I am to that person so it really and then I didn't know that that person had given you that information or told you that information and so it like was causing tension on your end that I was unaware of even for a while right yeah so I I held on to that. And I was just in my head, I was thinking, you're lying to me. You don't want to be with me. You're lying to me. So, yeah, we then maybe like a few days later, we had a talk where I brought it up. And I was just like, you know, your friend said that you would never date somebody like me.

So, and on top of that, you've had sex with a lot more people than me. And on top of that, you had posted like a picture on Instagram. I don't think we've talked about this. You posted a picture on Instagram of you, like, looking like you wanted to fuck Chris Evans. Chris Evans? Captain America. Oh, it was a brand deal. Right.

Right, for fucking Chris Evans. But that was, I was new to working at like, clever. And I had, that was like my first ever, like a brand reached out to work with me on Instagram. So I saw that and I was like, I put all the pieces together. And I was like, well, two plus four. And four plus four or five. I didn't even know who Chris Evans was. Right.

So yeah, I was really upset. And I almost broke up with you because I was like, I can't do this. Like, I just need to go out. and date somebody, you know, chubby like me who has insecurities like me, because that's safe. But then luckily, we hit a certain threshold, not threshold, but we got very honest with each other. And we did have a talk about it. And you made me feel better. But it did take me a while to stop feeling so insecure.

It lingered for quite some time. Yeah, which I'm sure people listening get it. Like when you date somebody and they might not have body issues and you do, it is really hard. to get past that because you're just like well you know they don't understand why I'm insecure so I don't know it's just a lot but thank God that we stuck it out yeah and it is very different like you and I like there was something real there whereas like this person that had given you that information was talking about some things some like hookups that like I didn't even know their names it wasn't even real it was you know which like

isn't a great thing i'm not promoting that but i am i would never like take back my past because i'm glad i explored um before i settled down and i'm glad that i knew like what i liked what i didn't like before i found a partner like you who is like the best i mean sexually that i've ever had well i'm serious well i'm serious and i wouldn't i think i'd be questioning that if i hadn't had any other experiences and maybe some people like are married to their high school sweetheart and they don't ever question that i think i would have right well um yeah i hope that answered your question wearing flower um the dress illusion okay no we can't please god that was a real fight we got into about the stupid blue and black dress but we're not going to do it again we're not going to do

yeah that's about the podcast episode that's coming out this week about the what color dress please Myra asks Who has the bigger butt Out of both of us? Is that a trick question? I guess it's kind of hard to quantify I don't think it is

What do you mean? Who has a harder time Fitting on a plane seat? I'm going to say me No, I'm okay with my butt I'm like I've never been I don't love my legs being big But I like your legs

You always joke that they're like pork chops But I think they're like made a muscle Wow Thank you. That was a nice thing you've ever said to me. Let's see. Rejected baby names. Wow, this could actually be a fight.

This could be a fight because one of the baby names that I'm, and this goes back to your memory, one of the baby names that from the very beginning, this was my number one choice. And you shot it down so fast. And I remember I was so heartbroken when you shot it down. And then I brought it up like two weeks ago. And you were like, wait, I like that.

After we've already discussed Max and Jet and after we've already had blankets made of Max and Jet. It's too far. We can't go back. So the name was Chandler, and I love Chandler from friends, my favorite name ever, and I wanted a boy named Chandler. And you at the time were like, uh, no. And then a week ago, you were like, maybe that is a good name. But it's too late. I don't know. Well, here's the thing. I like having backups because if one of our sons comes and we just don't think Jet or Max fits one of them,

I like to have some in the back pocket that we can be like, this is not Jet, this is not Max, this on this is Chandler I don't disagree a lot of people are asking about our sleep schedule we don't really fight about that anymore because you luckily realized that I'm never going to change and I realize that you're never going to change like I wish you would stay up till 5 in the morning with me that would be so fun we could watch a live feeds and you wish I would go to bed with you at 10 p.m. but that's never going to happen yeah and it used to really annoy me because I'm a morning person and it would frustrate me when I'd be like trying to stay awake and trying to rally for Shane and he'd be get mad that I'm falling asleep.

And it's like, I'm trying the most I can, but I've been up since 7 or 8 a.m. Okay, here's the other thing. This is a fun part. So there's moments where we both wake up early, right? Like, whether we have a baby appointment or something or shoot or something. So we both wake up at 8 o'clock or 7.30. And then around 10 p.m. when we're watching TV or 9 p.m., he starts falling asleep. And I was like, why are you falling asleep?

We're in the middle of a show. And then you're like, I woke up at 7.30. And then I cut you off. And I'm like, so did I. so did I and you used to be like well you're on medicine that makes you awake and I'm like I'm not on it anymore so you know what I mean so so that's the thing I know what you mean but you don't thrive off of sleep like I do you could get six hours of sleep a night and be fine yeah I need eight hours and not still questionable right so all right well there you go see how we handled that now we're

fine we are fine and and I do think it's to our advantage especially going into having kids there will be less of a time lapse. I'm trying to think if there's anything that I want to fight about. Well, do you have that list on your phone of all the people that you had sent to? Are you kidding me? You want me to go down and like relive memories I've had with different people that I've slept with for you? I'm not, ew, I don't want to know details. Well, what do you want about it?

The number. Are you going to calculate yours? Yeah. Ew Well, it would I would think looking at the names Would bring up like Well then maybe you don't want to

Are you going to start remembering and missing them? No If I missed anybody that I had been with in the past I would have been with them I have zero interest Very deep I don't think it is Okay let me count

Okay What's one of their names? I got to search it Because it would have been so long ago I'm going to throw up mind i don't like this game i hate it this was a bad idea i'm just gonna say the number was like 29 and we'll just end it oh i found it okay oh i don't want to i don't know if this one's right what oh the amount of counting that's going on scaring me once again sex positive no no offense

okay actually it's less than i thought what 18 what are you on here yeah you are the some of these people this is dark what like one of them's named laurel canyon man because i didn't know his name i literally thought you're going to say one of them is dead and i was like wait a minute is this like final destination no am i next wow named somebody after a street what does that even mean you you didn't know their name at all no but i see this is what i meant guys when i said i got scared guy guy on fountain that wannabe dj okay once again no judgment but what a dj okay anyways he was a wannabe dj no no if DJs um no offense DJ Tanner okay well let's move on there what's yours wait can you give me

the number of uh how many of those were you the bottom four whoa whoa whoa whoa the people want to know boom boom boom boom boom I'm kidding but it's all of them right no really yeah I don't believe you okay oh please I just were they all like okay yeah let's just stop Okay. Where was I going to go from here? Do you have any stories from your week? Any highs and lows? Are we going to have any segments on this podcast? My arm's falling asleep. I don't know if that's good or bad.

Any stories from my week? Well, let me go back through my week. Our babies are the size of two cucumbers this week. Our babies are the size of two cucumbers, which is very weird to think about because they were just the size of onions. So now with cucumbers. I don't know what that means. Are they laying down? Why are they so long now? I don't know. Yeah. No, we're actually. Next week, yeah, next week we're going to the big appointment, which is like...

The anatomy scan. Yeah, so they're scanning the babies, checking for things. I think that's the one where it's like 3D and we're going to like see their faces. I don't believe so. We got it. No, it's not. Well, no, those 3D imaging ones, I believe you either have to have a special ultrasound or you go into a specific place. I could be wrong.

The place that we're going to may have that. But this is like, I believe, an hour for each baby. So we'll be there for two hours. Oh, my gosh. And they really go over everything. Wow. This is crazy. I'm so excited.

Maybe we should do an audio-only podcast from the delivery room. The delivery room? We better hope it's not the delivery room. Oh, my God. No, I'm kidding. But, wow, that's going to be crazy. So, yeah, that's what's happening in our lives. Okay, I have a fun game.

So we, I gave you this idea for your podcast. years ago and you never did it really yeah so i don't think you ever did it so this is a game that i like to call screenshots fired oh shit okay so i want to go through our phones and tell me the last thing you screenshot it and you can't lie it has to be even if it's embarrassing or even if it's problematic it has you have to tell me what it is well i have 4 390 screenshots in my phone that's wait how many 4,390 okay i have 14 000 What? But I think that's because I use screenshots as a way to remember things.

So like I screenshot everything. Okay. Well, the last thing I screenshotted were of your Shane Dawson podcast, Instagram, because I was proving that you used my photos that you claimed were horrible. What? I took your merch photos. Okay. I screenshoted them for your Instagram.

Okay, right. If you guys don't know, in Rylan's podcast, that just went up or is going up soon. We talked about how he's terrible at taking pictures of me and how I'm so good at taking pictures of him and we had a fight about it. But it was a fun fight. And then my travel itinerary for going to Taylor Swift,

an actor that was acting as a scab promoting their series during a strike. Okay. And then how much it's costing for Taylor Swift tickets. Oh, all right. That's pretty low key. Nothing too problematic. mine is a screenshot of a Donald Trump tweet that somebody photoshopped

when the tweet says I'm extra as fuck crying face crying face I'll have a whole attitude just because I miss you laughing I love it and then my other screenshot oh my god this I can't believe this is real there's a company I'm not gonna name the name because I don't I don't know if it's real or not but have you seen it it's a toothbrush but it I can't even explain this it's like there's like 700 toothbrushes and they're all in the shape of dentures and you put them in your mouth and it's electric and it brushes all your teeth at the same time what how much does that cost it looks like that huh it's a joke I can't believe this this is oh it's one of those AI jokes no it's real oh yeah and people and the videos of they're like watch me using my brush and they shove this big machine in their mouth and it's like it's crazy people we need to stop I I screen shoted a picture of like a daybed couch for the potential nursery that I was going to run by you.

Oh, okay. It's pretty cute. Oh, I screenshoted a picture of what Barbie looks like now and it scared me. Cheeto, don't you dare step on the podcasting equipment. Cheeto, go away. I feel like he's going to. I know. Cheeto, okay, come here.

Come here. Cheeto's been so needy lately. I know. Come here, Cheeto. Um, what did you screenshot about Barbie? She looks crazy. Was it weird Barbie? No, it's, no, it's Barbie, like, Barbie.

What Mattel's putting out today. So if you go to the Barbie website, guys, go to the Barbie website, enjoy yourself. It's a ride. I don't know what's happening with Barbie, but she's having a midlife crisis. She's dressed like Euphoria. I've never seen that show, but you've seen it. She looks like them, like crazy makeup, crazy hair, crazy accessories. And like, the catchphrases are like, Barbie's so chill or N or Barbie A.F.

Like, for real? They're trying to make her TikTok, Barbie. They should just call it TikTok Barbie. It's so, it's too much. Like if we had a daughter or even a son, our sons, maybe they want to play with Barbies. I did. I would be nervous about TikTok Barbie. One of my other screenshots was when I discovered beige flags, which I brought up on mine, but I couldn't remember what it was.

So can I give you an example of this person's beige flag for her husband? Okay. So this is like what they're doing on Instagram rules. Do you see the screenshot? It's like, you're talking with text. Yeah. And it says, my husband's beige flag is that he always takes it. extremely long poops and whenever I text him to confront him about how he's been in there

for 30 minutes, he argues there's no way and it's only been five minutes and somehow he magically wipes and he's just done, which I screenshot it because I relate to. You'll be in there forever and I'm like, hello, and then you can just be done. And it's like, so you've just been sitting in there avoiding me? Why would you, you make that about you, but it's about me, baby. Like, I need my time. On the toilet? Yes, I go on the toilet and I just zone out and I get into my my flow. I'm checking my emails. I'm having fun. There's no place. I do. And then and then yeah, you'll text me with I emoji. He's like, hello, hello, hello. And I'm like, you know, I just need in a minute. Well, because it's like right in the middle of our hangout session. Like you and I hang

out at your waking time. Right. And it's like you leave and it's like, well, I'm down here hanging out with you and you've left. Right. And I just can't relate because there's no place. I'd rather be anywhere scrolling on my phone than the toilet. Well, but I like to be alone when I do that. I'm just in my zone. How, oh, this is Rivera. Why isn't Ryland sweet to you?

Please. I know, you're very sweet to me. Oh, this is interesting. This is from Extra Count. I don't know why I have. Okay. Not a fight question, but a normal question. Will you let the twins play with dolls or girly toys if they want?

Of course. Whatever they grab. I braided Barbie's hair and I loved it. If that's what they gravitate towards and that's what they want to play with, then yeah, I'll let them. Yeah, I don't care. Like whatever they want to play with. But also, I don't think we've ever, oh, we did talk about this. You've logged about this.

Like, remember a year ago when we got weirdly obsessed with braiding Barbie hair? Oh. And we bought like life size heads on Amazon. I think they're still in closets and cabinets or in the house. Like you can buy a head on Amazon and brushing. its hair it's like for hairstylists to learn and we bought them and for like a week we just sat on the couch watching tv braiding these heads yeah trying all different hairstiles really right um so that's us okay let's get to big brother no hi julie hi julie um okay what should we do how do we start

i don't even know where you start should i just go through the list of big brother house guests guys play along at home if you're watching big brother and if you're not please go watch and come right back. So we're going to go through the house guests' names and go through our opinions on each of them. Now, I do want to say, a disclaimer. So if any of these house guests ever end up randomly hearing this episode or hearing from someone that we said something about them, I just want you guys to know, this is not a personal attack. I'm sure all these people are great people. I don't know them. I know them as characters on a show. I don't know them as real people. If I say somebody's annoying or I can't stand someone, I'm so sorry. I don't mean it. I'm talking about

the game, the show. It's like a trait that we're with. witnessing on the show. And who they are in the game isn't accurately representing who they are in real life. Like a lot of people will go into the Big Brother house and be like, oh, I checked my morals at the door. I'm here to win $750,000. Which I would love to do as well. And I will say, there has been things in the past where I have tweet, like, I'm talking 10 years ago. I tweeted maybe like, this Big Brother contestant so annoying. And then they get out of the house and they tweet me back and be like, excuse me. And I'm like, oh my God, I feel so bad now. Or there'll be houseguards. You're the epitome of a hate commenter. I think I only did that once. And then like, but it was, you know, it was a contestant everybody hated, right? And then, um, no, I'm just saying the retraction. It's like, anytime I ever I'm like, oh, hey, they're like, oh my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And then also there have been house guests in the past where I thought they were annoying, but then I start following them. And then I like, oh, my God, I feel so bad that I was so annoyed by them. But even you and I were watching a season from 10 years ago. Right. And one of them, it was just. the villain and I hate him so much on the show but he's so entertaining like right the show would

have been awful without him but I was screaming at Shane every time like I hate him I hate him I hate him but really I love the entertainment he was providing exactly right exactly so yes that's a disclaimer I'm sure all these people are great and if they ever want to come on our podcast please yeah okay so let's start at the top oh this is so fun oh I wish I had like the big brother theme song to play Can I tell you, we have such idea, such different ideas of how to recreate sound. Okay. First up, do I need to airplay these? Do you not know them yet?

Oh, I think I've been watching the live feeds alongside you for long enough. I'm airplane. First up is Blue Kim. She's 25 from Riverside, California. She's a brand strategist, and she has black and white hair. I do call her skunk just because of her hair. That is so mean. Well, no, it's her hairstyle.

Okay, I get it. I it's just like sorry okay I have conflicting thoughts okay okay okay so my first instinct was annoyed because she kind of played the Gen Z role right like in her in her package that's what they call the package where they like say my name is blue and I'm here to whatever um so in her package she was like you know I'm young and I'm fun and I'm Gen Z and like I love TikTok and I was just like oh my God here we go she's going to be TikToking she's going to be talking she's going to be saying like it's the eviction for me like I'm like I'm like I can't do this um and i will say i i judged a little too much because the first day that i watched the

live feeds she was giving that she repeated the same story three times and i think you were watching with me she was talking to somebody about her tattoo and she's like yeah and like everybody thinks this tattoo is like of me but like even i'm not that much of a nurse who has that tattoo the reason why is because it looks exactly like her and i think it is of her but she's she's since realized exactly so then she goes into a different room and she says the same story she's like and then every this is me, but I'm like, non-a-narcissus. And then she says it again, and I'm like, okay, so, so then I look it up to see if anybody's catching on to this. And I saw somebody on X, I don't use Twitter, except for Big Brother season,

and I avoid my home Twitter page, and I only look at the hashtag of Big Brother. Anyways, so I saw somebody go, I think the feeds are broken. I've seen Blue say the same story seven times. I was like, nope, girl, that's just real. So, yes, that is annoying. I do like that she's full of energy. She does seem like a little bit of a life of the party and although like some of her i i don't know i think that stems from like trying to win people over more than who she actually is right i will say last night uh she cried in the kitchen when she's talking to serri about how she grew up in a household and they weren't very lovey-dubby and didn't really say i love you and stuff and that her sister said that she loved her before she came

into the big brother house and her cries to start crying so i was like oh that was like a real nice moment. Next up is Mikolei Hayes. She is 30 years old from St. Louis, and she's a political consultant. I think it's Mikol. Oh my God, you're right. It's Mikol. See, I got confused because I call her Mimi. I call her Mimi. Because in the house, she goes by Mimi. And I always think people are saying Mimi, like, Nini leaks. And it gets me confused because I'm like, Mimi's in the house? What I miss? No. So this is Mimi. I like Mimi. Yeah. I have nothing bad to say about her. I also liked how confident she was in the packages. is that I do think Big Brother

did these contestants wrong in like their reveal real or TikTok like the way it was edited in the way they had them present themselves. It would be hard to not come across. Oh my. Okay, you're right. I should have been fucking using that.

Well, hold on. Big Brother did them so wrong. Okay, so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to play and then I'll pause it. I think I can do that, right? Yeah. I'm going to pause it. So we're going to play each person's like introduction

so you can actually hear them. Okay, okay. I guess never mind. this isn't working. Really? You can't find it? I don't know. I don't know where it is.

I'm so mad. Did you find it? We did it. We did it. No, this is Frankie Grande. Oh, come on, Daniel. I'm not saying, uh, at Frankie.

I'm saying, ugh. If Frankie Grande would have been on this season, my life would have meaning. I don't think I would be able to leave the live feeds. If you guys don't know about Frankie Grande on the live feeds, go watch. There's a clip that's like 35 minutes long and it's called

Frankie Grande like tells the house he's airy on his brother. It is fucking genius I've seen it 17 times I show it to everybody that comes into my house I make them watch the entire hour It's so good So I have been lying to all of you The entire game

I am not who I said I was I was on Broadway Three years ago Since then I have become a YouTube Personality and a social media mogul My name is Frankie J. Grande And my sister No-a

You're so full of it What's my sister saying? Ariana? Yeah. Your sister? Yeah. My sister's Ariana Grande. So, um, are you kidding?

No. I'm not kidding. My sister's Ariana Grande. But I just, I've been lying the whole game and it's really been bothering me. And there's this one part where he goes, he goes, um, he's like, you know, Ariana's my sister. And then the girl in the house, Nicole, she goes, you're like famous. And then Frankie goes, I know. Wait, so you're just, you're freaking famous.

I know. Shoot. It's so good. Frankie, I love you. Okay, fuck. How do I find big BB 25 cast? I thought that. Oh, okay.

From Seattle, Washington. Okay. The psychiatrist with muscle. Oh, Heism. Heism, Gweli. Okay. Okay. So that was Heism.

So we're going to start here, right? I'll show you the other people when I go back. So that's Heism. Yeah, he's like a doctor. A gay doctor who does burlesque at night. yes um okay let me think in the beginning i was not sure about heism uh i thought he was very loud and annoying uh just in that clip um and now i'm starting to understand and i do like him i feel like he's going to really fuck shit up i feel like he has no loyalties really and i feel like

he's gonna really cause some chaos in this house yeah and i like that he's okay this is gonna sound really stereotypical bad shouldn't i say it i should say it well i feel like every season they cast kind of the token gay guy where it's like you know stereotypical wearing pink speaking of franca grande no an icon but you know what I mean like it's always like the gay guy wearing the pink the pink hat the pink shirt now all the straight guys are wearing pink anyways

and it's always like I'm here and I'm queer and I'm gonna take the fucking win and it's like okay here we go and every conversation is about suck and dick sounds like a podcast but so he's not like that at all and I do like that I haven't learned much about him on the live feed yet he hasn't really gotten into anyone's alliance as of

yet from what I can tell So I do think he's going to fly under the radar until he really starts to fuck shit up. I kind of, I'm going out on the limb for some reason. I think he's going to be in the top four. Wow. I think he's going to do that. Okay. Let's play the next one.

Queen, queen. Outspoken, life of the party, big personality in the room, Felicia Cannon. So far, my favorite. Let me just say this. Felicia I don't think she's going to win No Because they're not going to let her get that far Because she's way too good

She's way too likable And she's running this house So good But she is I'm so happy Because there's always like that one person On the live feeds that give me life And Felicia is doing that for me

I every camera she's on I switch to it She is so hilarious and sweet And so funny Good at this game She's seen every season You can tell She plays like she's dumb

Like there was a clip you guys need to look this up there's a clip where she okay i'm just going to actually play a hold on there's a clip i love how you're like this isn't even going to be a big brother podcast and this is going to be like two hours of us talking about big brother whatever log off if you don't care uh okay so she sits down with the head of household riley we'll get to her in a second and she sits down with her and she literally to her fucking face she says this so and maybe i'm asking too much so And you can tell me what you want to tell us what you would tell. So who are you aligned with right now?

I feel the most comfortable right now. And this answers. Jig is. Answers. Riley answers. So yes, she straight up asked, who are you lying with? And then Riley was like, let me take you through the list. And then, so afterward, Felicia goes to her, you know, her alliance.

And she's like, all right, well, here's the alliance. And she names them all off. She's like, that's our next targets. And I was like, wow. Wow. Queen shit. Queen. She is so entertaining. Yeah. Okay. So we love her. Omak, Washington, a town with only three stoplights, a booming metropolis.

I'm Jack Baines. Okay. Jack, I have thoughts. So, yes, I'm excited that he's in the house. I think it's a huge deal. I think there's never been somebody like him in the house. I think that's very exciting, right? But I will say, I don't like that he's working with Riley.

We'll talk about that later. I'm hoping that he branches off and works with some other people. and yeah I need to see a little more from him but I'm excited he's in the house and I think he's a big threat I think he could be top three I don't think I've seen him one on one inside of the live feeds just yet

so I really don't know much about him he's not a big one on one person I've only seen him in the groups and he's pretty quiet in the groups yeah so I want him to step out of his shell a little bit but it might be because he's playing a little undercover maybe he's playing a little low key which isn't bad I'm just saying

because the live feeds skunk as I call her only because of her hair I mean I'm sorry what's her real name blue blue she was like on the live feed she's like oh there's a daily ranking website where they rank the most popular house guests every 24 hours and he's at the very top of the list and has been pretty much every single day so people are really living for him and listen like i'm missing the feeds from like 1 p.m to 5 p.m so maybe he's having his moments during there because during the time i see i'm not seeing much from him i did see him like make pizza at night and like that was fun but i want to see game talk from him because

that's why i watch big brother i watch big brother for the strategizing and for the game talk so a little more jack thank you all the way from maine the blonde-haired blue-eyed bartender that will talk your ear off it's riley okay i love her name stereotypically like hot girl okay i have so many thoughts and this is going to be the one that i feel bad about because i feel like i'm going to say something I'm going to regret in a month. You start. Well, okay. I started off really liking her because she just like has a lot of energy.

She's a bartender. She won HOH, which is head of household. And she increasingly really started a big power trip. And so that has been kind of a decline of me. enjoying her if you were just to watch what CBS put out you would never know you'd just be like oh really cute cool girl right um but if you're watching the live feeds she has become annoying to consume this week i don't know that she'll always be annoying um yes i agree with all of that here we go riley she started strong i was like oh i like her i liked she was talking to

Jared another castmate that I like And I like she won HOA She was in her HOH room She was having conversations And I was like okay I like this It's night one pretty much night two Having conversations with house guests I like this

Then it took a turn And she started making an alliance With the entire fucking house It was literally every person That would come into her room The HOH room And be like I want to work with you She'd be like

Oh my God I want to work with you too You should be in my alliance And she did But what are you supposed to say I mean No no no no no no Don't know

Listen Are you scared she she was doing it in a way she was doing it in a way where she didn't have to do that she was the one that was like be in my alliance and then at the on the 10th person well she was adding them all to the same alliance she wasn't just like this would be great let's keep an eye out for each other she was pulling them all into the same one and then she's and then i forgot who was but one of them he's like well who's on the team and she's like okay and she runs through a list of 10 people and he goes that's like the whole house and she's like the whole house and she's

She's like, oh, you're right. I guess we need to get rid of a couple. And I'm like, oh, my God, girl. Yeah, so that was very annoying. And then she did this thing that always bothers me with the HOHs. She was like, when somebody comes in here and sits on my couch and talks about game in my room. And I'm like, it's not your couch. It is big brother's couch.

This is the HOH couch. You are not going to be an HOH in a day. Like, you need to stop. It's too much. You're getting on a power trip. Chill out. Well, that's what I'm fascinated that they're playing so hard, so fast. it's like they're all creating alliances and all trying to bet it's like it's the first week you guys should just chill out and vibe with some people but i guess they feel like oh if what i don't make an alliance now i'm going to get left out of the alliances that are being formed so it happens so quickly but what ends up happening is if you take the wrong approach and other people start talking about it that's where we find who's in trouble this week but we'll get to that uh yes but i will say thank you riley for giving me entertainment because you had you

You kept me up till 5 a.m. the other night, girl. I was so tired. But you were having so many one-on-ones that I stayed up. So thank you for that. And I do think she's good at the game. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just saying she had a very intense power trip week. And I think that she needs to lay low and remind us that she is not, you know, a dictator.

It will be interesting to see how all the house guests really feel about her when she's not in power next week. Right. That'll be very interesting. Okay, here we go. Each a girl that works in politics is bringing the main character energy. It's me, Cole. Okay, so that was... Oh, hold on.

The greatest story. Oh, my God. Okay, that was, uh, Mimi. We talked about her earlier. Mm-hmm. Very crazy. It's Luke. Coming in from Baton.

Okay, I missed it. I'm doing bad. It's like... It's like... You might find her in this strategic girl that works at... Okay, yeah. Luke. Okay.

I have so many conflicting thoughts on Luke. And theories. In theories. Um, I'm going to start with this. When people play dumb like that, like, he was playing. dumb to the audience like not just to the house guess he was like you know I'm just like dumb guy who draws anime and plays on the beach and I'm like I don't believe you I think you're smart I think you're playing dumb and like you know very much that energy and then I got in the house

and then nobody aligned with him and now he he's obsessed with gaining weight and he used to be a fat kid and he always talks about how he used to be fat and he's always looking at his body in the mirror and body checking which is very hard to watch yeah uh very sad and um what I do all day and then and then um And yeah, people are talking about him behind his back and just being like, yeah, he's weird. We need him out next. He's weird. He's weird. He's weird.

So now he's getting underdog effect because I feel bad for him that nobody's aligning with him. And everybody thinks he's lying and everybody thinks he's a doctor or a lawyer or something and that he's a genius. And people are starting to think he as a twin. If they're thinking that, it's the same thing you are feeling it, which is just he's not being authentically himself. Because when you get that feeling about somebody, it's because they're either not confident with who they really are or they're. hiding or they do have a secret right so i think he needs to just be himself a little bit more but also a lot of people think he's a twin and he has freckles on his neck that sometimes are there and

sometimes they're not and sometimes he forgets things like somebody was like oh you know corey's nominated and he's like what and they're like cori's nominate he's like oh right and it's like wait did you forget because you're actually the twin and the other luke is in the different room locked away and that's not unheard of like big brother has done that multiple times in the past where two twins are playing the same game and they tap them in and out. I think it's happening. Okay, next.

The ticks is bringing the main character in. I don't know how to fast forward. From South Florida, the greatest artist. It's Luke. Coming in from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, surfer bro, Matt Klutz. Okay, Matt. So Matt is deaf.

He is an Olympic gold medalist. I think I might have just made that out. He won a bunch of things. He's, yeah. Right. and have so many thoughts zero body fat i know that you can't stop thinking about that i know it's crazy that he just says zero body fat okay why do you keep saying that i think because i'm a i don't know i've always wanted that like skinny roll and i've never had it and he has it okay um i feel

bad for him because people keep whispering to him and he keeps telling them i can't hear you and they keep whispering to him and i'm like are these people assholes that they can't fucking stop whispering to the guy who has a hearing impairment like speak up well i don't think they want other people to know listen they are talking in the hohs room where you are allowed to talk because it's soundproof pretty much and they are like he's like he's like what and they're like and he's like what and i'm like do you how do you not remember he's death be more respectful so that bothers me so much i like him though i really like him i i wish people would speak up i would put him as a front runner to win but he's such a physical threat i don't know that the house will let him get

that far um but no i like him and i i want him to align with good people though because right now he's kind of aligned with both sides of the house and one side is just going to use him and spit him up and they don't know how to talk in a normal voice to him and it bothers me next you might find her in the sun all day all work no play is cursing cursing from seattle oh my god Washington Okay Oh, Kirsten Oh,

Kirsten, we need to have a talk I really, really liked her from all of her promos but she just shot herself in the foot playing too hard, too fast

because she was up on the block. You're right, but also she's not the only one. Okay, I have so many thoughts. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. If you don't watch a live feed, spoiler alert.

She did not win veto. So she's probably going home on Thursday. And I'm very upset about it because there's nothing I wanted more than her to win fucking veto and the entire house has targeted her and talk shit about her

behind her back and if she would stay, that would be so iconic. Everybody freaking out, being like, oh my God, she's staying, she's staying, and then her- Even better if she won H-O-H and they all had to create to form alliances with her.

That is what's incredible to watch when it happens on Big Brother. The problem with Big Brother is you never know when you're doing yourself wrong and she was immediately up on the block from the jump and so she was trying everyone she talked to she was trying to lightly align with and then everyone in the house was talking and they're like oh she tried to align with me too oh she tried to align with me too and they're like oh she's playing all sides of the house we got to get her out because she can't be trusted right

and it's like i understand she was just trying to be smart and cover her back and like but it just like that is that was the demise of her here's a problem she wasn't playing any harder than Jared or Riley. But it got around. The problem is she wasn't in power. I don't know if she's never seen the show, but she, yeah, she was going around to people talking about other people, but she would do it in a room where there was other people. Like, so then they would hear and was like, what are you doing?

Um, I think she will go down as iconic in a way because she started like, she started talking to herself in the, in the bathroom and she was like doing this weird speech with her tea. It was very like, very fascinating. Do you think they'll show it on the show? I hope so. I think they will. I think she'll probably come back in a later season for like a second chances, you know, season or bringing back. Remember they brought back that one boy who went home first, David?

Oh, in the same season they brought him back. No, they brought him back a season later. I think she could come back just because Twitter likes her, but also I do think she fucked up really bad and there's no going back. So it is sad. But maybe she'll come back later in the season. I don't know. I think she could be good drama. I think she started a lot of fights.

And I like her very fake, insincere voice. I'm obsessed with it. Like when she says to somebody like, oh my God, I love you. But you know she's one of those people where she hates the person. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. I love it. Right. You can see her playing the game. Yes. So Kristen, Kirsten, we miss you.

All right, here we go. From the Smoky Mountains of Gatlinburg, Tennessee, the world's favorite chill billy, it's red. Okay. Did you say he's already

like TikTok famous? Yeah, he's the only one supposedly that's like TikTok famous, which is so funny you would never think that he'd be the one but he is uh he also really puts that accent on because in the actual life feeds he doesn't talk like that but then in the diary room which of course it's like that one season last sorry this is getting to deep cuts but last season jasmine remember that would bother me so much oh my gosh she's like it's like a pig and shit but then in the house she does not talk like that right hi miss her um remember with the muffin anyway so jasmine come on the podcast so oh my god if she came on her podcast would she talk in that accent I mean, we could request. I'm sure she's on cameo. Let's get one.

So, where are no one? Oh, red. So, yeah, red is actually, I like him. I didn't, I thought I was going to be annoyed by him because of the big accent and stuff, like putting on that fake. I don't think it's fake, but you know what I mean. I thought I'd be annoyed by the gimmick of it all because he did in the beginning of the live feeds. He was like doing a lot of schick. Like he was saying things that were obviously planned and scripted and he was trying to like do his TikToks in real life.

But now I like him. He's getting into the group that I like. he's in the comic room he's starting to talk to felicia and to Siri or um I always say her name wrong it's not shrie because I already sorry Surrey it's Surrey it's like yes shirry it's like yes shirry sorry sorry um so yeah I do like him though I'm coming around uh I feel like he's he's gonna be I think top four he is a line that room is my favorite he's top four because people don't seem as a threat but everybody likes him they feel like well what's the point of getting him out but he will make it to probably well so you've already put

gay doctor he's fifth and red in top four he's fourth okay okay let's move on to my neck this one's gonna be a i'm gonna need a minute party girl in the house tj boi jane boi jane okay okay i really have to pee but i don't want to pause because i don't want to split this up into multiple files um okay boie jane here's the thing i like her right she makes me sad because she's doing that thing where like like on the first couple nights she wanted to be a part of the group so bad and she was so insecure that she wasn't in any alliances and she would do the thing where

she would like go to a crowd of people and just stand there and smile and be like hey now yeah I'm cool too and like nobody's talking to her it was really sad and then she'd come back into the room and be like oh man everybody's in an alliance except for me and I'm just like oh this is so desperate and sad um so that

mixed with the fact that she's 45 pretending to be 34 which is a choice it's a choice it's a choice it's choice And then, oh my God, this happened. And I don't want to age shame because she does look great. But this was really sad. So Matt, the deaf Olympic swimmer. So he was, and he didn't mean it mean at all.

But Bowie was awake and it was 2 in the morning. And he turns to someone and he goes, oh, I can't believe Bowie's still awake. Like usually the older people on the show usually go to bed. Usually go to bed pretty early. And that I actually, if I wanted to, I could have cried because it hit me in the heart so bad. I feel so bad. It broke my spirit. Like, listen, she looks amazing. She looks really good. That would be like me trying to be 20. Like it, my face, the face does not lie. Um, so yeah, that made me sad that her lie is not working. Which is crazy because in the introductions, I think everyone

was just so like floating and couldn't believe they were in the house that when she said she was 34, nobody batted an eye. Well, the, oh yeah. And the sad thing, though, is that she, I think she must have thrown away her, you know, pretending to be young because, pretend to be 34, because she's even her timelines don't make sense. She's like, well, I was, you know, I did this job for 20 years and then I did this job for 15 years. And I'm like, oh my God, girl, you're making it really confusing. Like, this is not working. So yes, but I do like her. I like, uh, she's fun to watch. She's unique. And I like her outfits just because, I mean, she is uniquely herself. And I do feel it's, I mean, besides lying about her age, she's like, you can't.

hate somebody that's out there being who they are. Yes, and here's my other favorite thing, and then I'll move on. I forgot. Oh, no, wait, it was good. About Bowie Jane. Oh, my God, I'm so mad. Oh, well. Her DJ career.

Her DJ career. Oh, fuck. It will come back to you. Okay, it'll come back. All right, let's move on. My favorite color, it's the spiciest divo walking the streets of New York. This is Blue Kim. Who's Blue Kim?

Let me see the photo. We already talked about her. Oh, Skunk. Oh, don't call her that. Okay, sorry. It's like solely based upon her hair. Okay. Next.

Gentlemen, with the hair that don't care on a weird mare. Coming out of shoot number five, Cameron Hardin from Eastman, Georgia. This is the only guy that gives me the yick. Like, and I hate to say that, but he's just so obsessed with himself that it's hard for me to watch. He did refer to himself last night as Dan, which if you don't know Big Brother, Dan is one of the best players of all time. that's someone that Riley was very upset at from previous seasons and he said well I'm like Dan

that was crazy to me it's day three and you're calling yourself the best player of all time about like how he is the icon it's just like too meta for me it's like just be what you are and if you are an icon don't say it out loud he's also pretty rude and here's a thing

but I will say he's giving me entertainment because he's rude to people's faces but he's doing it under the lens of like well I'm just funny or I just have a where he says he's like I just bust people's balls but it's like actually rude and he cuts people off and he says to their face like he'll mock people like like okay for example Riley she said she opened the door to her HOH room and he's inside and there's a girl outside and Riley's like oh my god I love your dress and Cameron goes oh my god I love your dress and he's like you need to work on your fake voice like when you're trying to talk to people and I was like ew like that to me was weird and then he's like I'm going to bust your balls a lot this summer I'm like I don't like the ball busting and his son Base bones. It's all a lot.

I mean, I'm happy. He's happy, but he's not for me. I will say, I think he's going to go far. He has an alliance. He, he pretend like he was the HOH this week, which is also a pet peeve of mine. He really tried to take over the HOH. But I will say, I'm lucky for the entertainment. I think he's going to cause a lot of drama, and I think he's going to become a problem.

I also flip-flop on people in seasons. Like, I'll hate him right now in probably two weeks from now. Well, hates him very strong. Okay. I mean, it's, yes. don't hate. It's like when you're watching something and you're consuming it, it's easy to just like, wow. Right, right. Um, yes. So yeah, he is fascinating. The sweet Texas girl, you will not see coming. It's America. Okay. I don't ever see her. I know. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the

thing. That's the ironic part of that statement was you'll not see me coming. It's like, you're right, girl. I have not seen you once in the show. When you pop up on the live feed, I'm like, oh my God. I forgot. And here's the thing. I like her. I like her. She's a fan of the show. She has like interesting stories. She's very excited to be there. But she is purposely low key right now. I'm playing it low key. So I'm curious to see what happens. But yeah, as of now, every time she pops up, it's a jump scare. And I'm like, oh my God, who's that? So America, I'm curious to see what happens next. A lot of times the silent one out the, out the jump makes it pretty far in the competition. Right. Okay.

From New York City at a staggering height of 5-5, the funny, charming, irresistible. Sorry, ladies, she's taken. It's Izzy. Now introducing it. Izzy. She's grown on me. Like, at first I was kind of annoyed. Right.

And I got to say, I kind of really like watching her. I like watching her. I think she's fascinating. She talks a lot. She gets way too close in people's faces. She cracks their backs. God. Her breath is good because she is in everybody's face. I'm happy that she made fun of her own entrance look because in this video, she's wearing a rainbow plaid outfit that screams pride. No, I don't hate pride, but you know what I mean. It's a lot. And she said she was like, oh, I got to burn that fucking rainbow thing I was wearing. And somebody's like, why? And she's like, it was just like so on the nose. So she knows that she came in as like the token lesbian and they made her wear this dumb rainbow thing. And she fucking.

casting. And I was like, okay, cool. So she gets it. She knows kind of the part she's supposed to play in the show. But she actually has been playing very hard and been very much controlling the side of the house. I don't know if it's working. I think people are onto it. I don't think she's smooth at all. But she is fascinating to watch. I like that she's sticking up for Surrey. I like that little friendship. But yeah, I hope her breath isn't stink because she's in everybody's face. I really do I didn't I didn't expect it at all but I do enjoy watching her there's just something about her she really gets in everyone's face she really talks a lot of game it's just like it's pretty fun to watch she's incapable of talking about anything other than game and that's what I like like when she's hanging out with somebody and you know oh I love hot dogs and then somebody leaves a room and she's like okay here's what we need to do we need to get rid of him and I like that because that's what I'm watching the show for well today a guy walked in and she couldn't even do the small talk he was like oh I'm

starting to get the throat thing everybody has and she's like didn't even acknowledge it she's like now that I have you alone and I'm just like damn girl like yes no pleasantries at all yes so isy Izzy Izzy and also Surrey was calling Izzy Iggy for two days and that's supposedly her number one so that was very funny to me um and then Izzy finally was like you know my name's Izzy and Sarie's like what okay all right it makes everyone smile the ultimate charmer and the handsome one if I should say so myself, Jerry Fields. Okay. I didn't love that, but I like him.

I don't like what people call himself handsome. I do think he is pretty charming, though. Like, he's got a way about him that is inviting. No, he played very, he's been playing just as hard as Riley and Kristen, and that's a thing. He's just... It comes off less invasive, though. It comes off less invasive, but I will say he's playing very, very hard, very hard. But I do enjoy watching it.

And I love when his mom comes in and, like, checks him a little bit. I will say the moment that people realize that his mom is in the house, Ceri, we'll get to that in a second. The moment people realize that, it's over. Yes. All of his alliance will hate him because that is so crazy. What's crazy is a lie about that? Nobody caught on except for, is her name Izzy.

Yes. Oh, she knew. Izzy walked up to him and was like, I know that's your mom. And like, I won't tell anybody. You're in my alliance now. And he just folded. He was like, yeah. So, yeah.

I probably would have tried to be like, no, no, yeah. Here's what I'll say. I think he could have won the game. If his mom wasn't there. If his mom wasn't there. Well, actually, no, I take that back. I think he's doing, this is so hard. Because if his mom wasn't there, I don't think he would have played as hard.

And maybe he couldn't win the game. I think he'll get far. I just think if this comes out that that is his mom secretly, he'll lose. Well, and my, the issue I have with it is he and his mom are both, building really strong one-on-one relationships. But when those one-on-one relationships find out that they didn't even tell their closest ally in the house that they have a family in the house, they're never going to trust anything they ever say again. And I understand why they don't, but it's still just like a hard pill to swallow. And it's going to be if they can pull it off to stay in until final four, my hat will be off to them because to have that sort of target on your back and stay in the house is a miracle.

right all right moving on in the blue corner weighing it at 137 pounds of pure power from fort lauderdale florida it's corey okay i'm gonna have to speed through these because there's too many people um okay Corey uh I have to pee so bad it's okay I'm we're rush rush through it um I like him he his diary rooms are a lot he's very loud um in the house I like him he's a little insincere to me The way he talks to people is very fake to me, but I don't know if that's how he actually talks. Well, he's coming in to play hard. Like, and I could even tell Big Brothers, like, we've got our Ian. Right.

Here's the thing. He does this thing that bothers me when, and I think everybody that's read like a, how to be a motivational speaker book, which I've never read one. But people who do, they do these things. They go, okay. So you know when you're watching Shark Tank and somebody's trying to persuade a shark to buy something, they'll sit. They'll do this. Um, now listen, you know, this toothbrush. You know, everybody loves her toothbrush, right?

right they do that they say right right like they they do that so that you'll agree with them he does it in every sentence and it drives me crazy he'll be sitting with somebody he'll be like listen like listen i know i get it i'm young right but you know in this house we all have to play for power right like it drives me crazy so the motivational speaking the fake conversations all of that bothers me but i do like him and i hope that he breaks out of that and can be himself because i feel like He's not being himself right now. I think if he can make it past these first few weeks, he'll go really far in the game. Yes.

He's also obsessed with how buff the other guys are and how he's not buff. So I relate to the body consciousness, you know, of that. I feel like I'd feel the same way in the house with all, like, the meaty men. Okay. The last is Surrey. Where is her video? Oh, well, they probably didn't put it in because she was a surprise at the end of the premiere. No, she has one.

Oh, here it is. Is it solo? I found it. Surprise. Guys, guess who's back? It is me, Seri, from Survivor Season's 12, 16, 20, and 34. And if you don't know me, you're about to get to know me on Big Brother. I will say she's right.

I did not know who she was. When they said there was a 17th house guest and they walked in and the reveal was her, I literally said, who was that? I did not know who was. I didn't either. Now, she is right. I know her now. I did not know her before.

Oh, I know her now. She's my favorite hands down in this house to watch. Yes. She's my favorite. Her and Felicia. I'm so happy that they're there. It's giving me purpose. I'm so excited. I hope they're there the entire time. Felicia makes me laugh the most. Surrey is like my queen. I love that the two are working together. Surrey is running that house from her bed. Woman never gets out of her bed. That is the part. And everyone comes to her. I love that. You're right. She sits in her bed 24 hours a day. Yet she is running the house. And everybody comes to her and she has conversations with everybody. everybody loves her and for some reason even though some people have seen Survivor she's a known like

I wouldn't say villain because I've never seen Survivor but I've heard she's very villainous on that show she's very like backstabbing on that show well she'll just befriend you and then cut you at nothing and nobody's afraid of that everybody's like we love her and I'm like damn she's gonna win and you guys are can you imagine if her and her son were in the top two and if they revealed that they were mother and son

in their ending speech Wow. Wow. I do. The only one that has caught on is the Ian. What's his name? I have to be so bad. The Ian Wannabe. Corey.

Yes, Corey is like is the only one that's really red flagging her. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the cast. I don't think we forgot anybody. I think that was all of them. This is an amazing season of Big Brother. I'm so excited. If you want us to keep talking about Big Brother, or even if you don't, we still will.

And we can get in, I mean, I think next week we should talk about our strategy if we were going into the house and now that the game's really taking off it will be a little more fun to like these are just cast reactions but it will be a little more fun to like follow the gameplay and what's going on and what we think and how people are playing and you know I'm repositioning myself because I have to be so bad um yes next time we do this we're going to talk about our strategies what we would do in the big brother house I also want to try to get a big brother former player on the show to call in because I follow some of them on Instagram and some of them follow me back and like respond of my stories. So I think we can make this happen. Hell yeah. That would be so iconic. Are you

kidding me? This is my life. Like I love Big Brother so much. It's my favorite thing in the whole world. Like obviously, you know, I love you. I love our animals. I know before it started. And then I love Big Brother. Before the season started. He goes, my life has purpose again. And I was like, oh, thanks a lot. Yeah. So if you haven't started watching Big Brother, please go watch it. Catch up so you can watch with us and talk with us and submit questions for us. And we could even have you guys call in and talk about your favorite or least favorite players. Yeah, let's have some fun this summer guys once again get through the premiere it's cringy the premiere like it gets so good the premiere is just a little like yeah it's fluff okay um yeah and anything else you want to say

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