The Show - 1-900-YANKEES

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

A big weekend for our boys as they head down to a New York Yankees game with some real VIP access. Will sales of baked potatoes be down this Fair as the youth are abandoning them? What are some 1-900 numbers we recall from the 80’s & so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, faultless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Ahoy, hoi, ho, happy Monday. August 24th,

2026, here by our Lord, here we are Coco. Yeah, word. Eo word. Hey, yo. Straight up. Happy fair week,

fair kicking off on Wednesday. Oh, boy. You ready? You buckled in? You ready for it? Yep. We're just talking before we came on, that Wednesday's going to be a mess over there

with Pitbull over at the Ampathy. Yeah, that's avoid. 690 starting probably around downtown. If you ain't going to the fair pit bull, I would find another route home on one. It's going to be gnarly. Yep, for sure, man. And then who is at the fair performing that night? Do we know?

Somebody will know in chat. Yeah. Are they going to get a big crowd? Yeah, because then even if it's not anybody that, you know, we care about, I'm sure it's somebody that's... Go back to a few Wednesdays ago. A few Wednesday. years ago

when Cody and I were their opening day, Lany Wilson was playing in the suburban thing. One of the few times I've ever... Cody just had to go home. He physically couldn't get into the fairground. That was one of... All American rejects is Wednesday, guys.

Oh, nice. That was one of the angriest I feel like I've ever been. Yeah, that was a disaster. That was a disaster. They were not prepared for whatever Lainey Wilson had coming up at that moment. No.

And just the... Add to that, it's the first day, so none of the kinks had worked out. The parking direct kit, like their children. So when I'm trying to explain to them, no, I have to work. They don't care. Yeah.

We can't. We can't let anybody in. All right. I understand that it's closed, but I will find a spot. I have to work. Nope. You have to go to the...

Take a bus. They told you to take a bus, right? I had to do several different things. When I tried to go in one exit, or entrance, they said, no, you have to go into this one. So when I waited in a whole other line to go into that one, they then said, no, you have to go to the mall and take a bus. I said, I have to work in a half hour. Nope, just go home. Not working out.

Not happening. No. It's a good morning, everybody. How is everyone's weekends? We are delightful weekend. We'll get into our little our shenanigans. We'll tell you about those. My goodness.

What a fun Saturday it was here. Of course, Twitch and YouTube, both streaming live. If you ever need our links, go to the show. Dot FM. We can stream there as well. K-Rock text line, 315, 364, 1009. Let's get started. Are you a lesbian now that you saw the Indigo girls last night?

Are you a lesbian now? Yeah, we got a lot more lesbans, I think, probably once the Indigo girls come through town. I love the Inigo Girls. I didn't know they were beacon skiff last night. Light tongue kissing in the apple orchards. Because them orchards are full. you can definitely do some hiding in there and you want a tongue kiss a little.

Yeah, my aunt dab and her roommate went. It's crazy. I don't know. They've been roommates forever. Where are they bought? Yeah, her friend Meg. Her friend Meg went crazy. What do you mean?

I don't know. They like to dress the same. They have these fun pants suits outfits. They got these two big dogs? Yeah, it's crazy. They go kayaking with them. I don't know. She's never met, like, I've never seen her date anybody.

Really? I don't know. I don't know. She's never had like a boyfriend or anything. I don't know what her roommate does for a job. It must be construction because she's always wearing work poop. Aunt Deb and her roommate. Crazy. They were out and to go girls last night.

Well, ahoy, hoi, ho. I hope you had a fun weekend. What were you guys up to? What? I'm sure it was great. Whatever they were up to. I'm sure it was. What?

You're dismissive of them? I don't want to hear about it. Got it. Pish posh after, you know. After our activities? Yeah, I ate racks of lamb and private restaurants. Yeah, so you guys do you. And, yeah, Coco and I went to the Yankees game on Saturday, guys.

I, um, we can never go to another baseball game. Nope. He just hopefully knows that we're now on the schedule for once a year. Oh, Ralphie's going to bring us. He has to bring us once a year. That's got to be an annual tradition. Can't a Yankee blue ball meal like that now? Correct.

Yep. Correct. If you don't follow me on social media, K Rock Josh, for all my accounts. I posted a few photos. As you can see, that Cody and I, we're seven rows back from home plate, guys. Seven rows back. It was an experience. Now, you're probably saying, how does Ralphie have these connections?

I don't think I'm allowed to say. Yeah, I don't know. It is nothing mafia related. No. No. We met the connection. We know of the connection. Yeah, we met his connect.

I'm just not going to say any more than that because I think it needs to remain secret, but it was part of the family. Part of the family. So we were told, the Ralphie's connection sends us the tickets with the premium parking, which was incredible parking. It was just. We parked in the same garage as the players. Yeah. I don't really know how to describe it. Yeah.

It was all overwhelming. It was all overwhelming, and it was your first baseball game, first MLB baseball game. You can never compare to that. I've only ever been to the Syracuse Chief, Syracuse, Sky Chief, Syracuse, National Syracuse Mets. Yep. Yep. Or whatever they were for all those times. I've only ever been there.

That's the only ever baseball stadium, other than, you know, Little Leagues, obviously. So, no, so. So I text, well, we'll just refer to this gentleman as the connection. I text the connection that morning. I text the connect. I text the connect. And I say, hey, can you just, what garage do we park in? Because I want to put it in my GPS. Connection tasks me back.

He says, 164 street garage. Put that in my GPS. It's Yankee Stadium. We literally parked that Yankee Stadium. We pulled into Yankee Stadium. It was connected to it. So we park. We walk in.

Now, the day before, credit goes to my wife. This was her idea. and I do feel bad that she was left out. My wife says, well, if you're driving down anyways, why don't me and the kids come and we'll just get tickets up in the cheap seats? And I go, all right, oldest doesn't care about going to a baseball game.

So now we're just down to one kid. Yep. And it's the one kid going with his mom to a baseball game. So my wife's like, you probably don't want to go with your mom. I'll be sad that I can't go, but if you want to just go with a friend, you can. So he chose friend over mom, still loves mom. love mom.

Yeah. But it was mom's idea. She's like, just buy some cheaper tickets. Yep. So I went on ticket master like on Friday. And I got, they were like 60 bucks for the 400s.

So way up there. So Coco and I drove down and then we had two teenagers in the backseat keeping us company the whole time. We get there and we park and then we send the teenagers off to wherever they went. We just said, all right, meet us back at gate two. Yeah. See at the end of the game.

Sorry. So I did. I had three teenagers. I brought my oldest. I was very well-paced. He was very well-behaved. So we get there and teenagers are off on their own. And then the connect, just tell, I text the connect and I say,

which way do we go? Yeah. The connect text me back. He says, just go towards the legends club or legend seating or whatever. Yeah. So we had that direction. It's packed. I don't think, I've been to Yankee Stadium before, but I've never seen it like that.

A lot of people. Was it? It was overwhelming, a lot of people. All right, yeah, it was, it was packed. It was packed. It was packed. But it was just the beginning of the game. Yes.

And I get, every once in a great, annoying while you get stuck in some crap like that in the dome. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Where there's just, guys, we can't not be moving. Right. We got to move here. Yeah. So the Connect, again, Ralphie's Connect, I'll not give money more information than that.

The Connect says, I've got us a table downstairs. And I don't even know that. What is that even mean? You've got us a table? And what do you mean you got us a, we're in a baseball stadium? And here's what I thought. What? It was just a room and like a bigger conference looking room, like a conference.

Right. Whatever country we see in a hotel or whatever. Right. That's got three or four. A couple tables. Table set up for people. Like we've seen boxes before and I was like, oh, it's going to be like that. We're like, he just got a table.

Yep. Whatever. Sweet, if you will. Yep. No. We keep getting escorted deeper into the bowels of Yankee Stadium. Okay? Yeah.

And so we go to where the legend sign is. Yeah. And I bring up my phone because I have the tickets on my phone. We've already been entered. Yeah. And I go, wherever this is, and the guy looks at it, he goes, okay, and he points us in a direction. So now we're deeper. Now we're at like, like kind of like a hotel desk almost.

Yeah. And I show this person my tickets. And that person goes, all right, here's your wristbands. Now, every time a step happens, we're being separated from the pores. We're being, the pores are going off to wherever they are. They're going to wherever. The elites like us are being escorted into our certain suites. Wherever the regulars go.

So we, the pores are, every time we shut off a little bit of the normies, right? Yep, yep. So we go and they give us these wristbands. And I go, all right. And all of the sections at Yankee Stadium are like section 100, 200, 200, 300. The section we were in wasn't even the, it was 17. Yeah. Wasn't even in the hundreds yet.

It was two numbers. So we go, they give us a wristbands, and everyone's going to these elevators. And I go to the elevators, I go, uh, and I show them my phone. I go, what level is this? And they go, oh, no, no, you're going to go that way. And they point to another door. I go, oh, okay, no elevator. So, okay, we go to the door.

And there's a gentleman at the door. And he, I go, you guys, I'm confused the whole time. And Cody's just my puppy. He's following along. I was just like, I'll follow. I just keep showing people on my phone. And I go, can I know number here? It's like, as long as I see the back of his head, I'm good.

So now I go, we go to this door. And there's a guy at the door. And there's lines of people. And I go, oh, we must have to wait in the line for something. No. No, no, no, no. We show him the phone. He goes, okay, and you can just go right down there.

And I go, there's more, there's deeper to go in this stadium. Yeah. So let me take you to the Legends Club, all right? As Cody and I, like the Titanic, descend these stairs. And pass about a hundred people waiting. About a hundred people. Having to wait in line. And we come down these stairs like the bells of the ball.

Bell of the ball. The ball. And Cody did a twirl. I did. I did a little twirl. And as we descend the stairs, I see the connect. And the connect waves me over. I know the connect.

And there's Ralphie. Ralphie is, we'll get into this tomorrow or Ralphie. And, by the way, right about then is when my gummies all hit. Really? Is when we. Right about right when we got wristbands. Okay. Right about then.

Because, like, I did a thing. And so it was like the most perfect timing ever. We descend these stairs into what's I guess known as the Legends Club or whatever. And guys, I thought it was going to be a room this big. I don't know how to tell you what that is like. It is unlimited food and beverage and ice cream and snacks and treats. They have a candy wall. You just want to grab some candy.

a couple of gummy burgers. So we're out, we descend these stairs, and there's the connect, and he waves us over, and we go over to the connect, and he goes, you guys can just sit here and get, you know, he goes, just get whatever you want. Yep. So I go, okay. And what's crazy is that where we were, there was a floor right up, or a restaurant right above it, too, that was also the same thing,

just a little smaller and different foods. Oh, yeah. We just never went up there. We never went up there. I guess, you're right. We descended, yeah. Yeah, we didn't eat it. So I'm eating cheese burgers. I'm eating hot dogs. I'm eating mac and cheese. You were eating what?

I got a chicken gyro. Yeah. With some falafel. Yeah. And then I saw someone walk by with some lamb. And I started looking round for that lamb. And I found rack of lamb to eat in the VIP restaurant of Yankee Stadium. So Cody comes over with a plate with a little mint jelly.

and rack of lamb. Yeah. I mean, rack of lamb at 1 o'clock in the afternoon on a Saturday in the Bronx. Cody and I are absolute scumbags. We don't belong there. I was wearing a shirt that I got

from the thrifty job. Yeah, we shouldn't be there. We're trash humans. And he's eating rack of lamb in the Legends Club at Yankee Stadium. With mint jelly. So the connect goes, he goes, With my hands, by the way.

Yeah, yeah. With fork and knife, I was like, screw this. Yeah. So then the Connect, if you're just tuning in, Cody and I got invited to Yankee Stadium on Saturday. Ralphie invited us. These are not Ralphie's tickets. I assume that he had some kind of mafia connection. It is much more innocent than that.

It's just, I can't say much about where the tickets came from. So the Connect goes, by the way, on the way out, is the unlimited ice cream, help yourself. And then we'll go out to the seats. So that's obviously now in Cody's mind that he has unlimited access to unlimited ice cream. And pastries. And pastries. And I had a cheesecake bites, dude. It's so stupid.

It's so stupid. We do not belong. Name the little handheld thing in the head. Yeah. Name it. They have. Now part of me, like, you know, part of me is like, why, this is too much. Why is anybody getting this in a baseball game?

But I'm not going to go down that. Hippie Dippy Road. No, I'm like, this is a lot of overkill. For every. For an hungry kids. For 81 games they do this. Right, right, right. But A. Yeah.

That hippie and my brace are to come it out, but I digress. For a moment, I was like, I'm going to enjoy this. So then, my friends, we go to this door. Like, you know how like they say a building is at sea level? Yeah. This door was below sea level. Yeah, we did. We had to walk up to get to the field.

layer. Te-da, here we are. I'm used to being up in the 400s. Yeah. We had to walk up to get to where the players are playing. Yeah.

So then we go to these seats and I'm not exaggerating when I say Cody didn't say a word for four innings. No. He didn't say a word. I just...

He just sat. You sat there. I'm probably a little bit of the gummies were helping. I thought it was the happiest I'd been in forever. And he's not even a Yankees fan. No. He's just sitting there in his seat,

staring at the fact that we're 30 feet from Major League Baseball players. From my, I just couldn't get over. I don't know any of their names, sorry. From Ben Rice, their current best hitter. I mean, for Toronto, they had Vladimir Guerrero Jr. back off the injured list. Their pitcher was throwing a no-hitter. Yeah. I was in all of the fact I kept going in my head.

Not only is this one of your favorite things to watch, but like this is the most stored sports team in the history of the world. And you're not the original Yankee City. It's okay that we're not the movie quality of Yankee's the movie quality. No, but it was, didn't care, yeah. No. No, it was unreal. Although not in a bad way.

I also was surprised at how not, it wasn't huge. It was smaller than I... It was bigger on TV. It was massive. It was enormous. It's massive, but it's... It was a lot bigger on TV, ladies. It was interesting, but it was just...

I just couldn't get over, like, just looking around, being like, oh, look, there's that... Yeah. There's the Yankee thing. Oh, look, it's the above the rim of Yankee Stadium that you see all the time. It was just everything was... Oh, look, there's... Yeah, and we're sitting there. And we were sitting next to the Connect, because we were just the way the seats worked out.

we were next to the connect. And at the very end of the row was Ralphie, who fell asleep because it turns out, Ralphie doesn't give a damn about the game. No. Ralphie only goes for the food. What? Yep.

Ralphie doesn't care about baseball. Hates. You went to a Savannah banana game. Hated it. Did not like a Bill's game. It wasn't a fan of football. Unless it's soccer. And hockey and soccer.

He doesn't care about it. Yep. So we go to the Connect and we're like, oh, does Ralphie not care? He goes, no, he just comes for the food. There it was at one point. I heard him ask about how he was reading the, like it's, you know, it's runs or hits, you know, runs, he thought forever that it was one because they had one error.

Okay. So they had one the whole time. He said, no, it's two one. Mm-hmm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. So I just learned this morning while talking to Gomez that at Yankee Stadium, when Derek Jeter. Hit his 3,000th hit.

Yeah. Ralphie was getting ice cream. Derek Jeter came up to bat. Everyone's waiting for Derek Jeter to hit his 3,000th hit. Ralphie went, he stood up, and he went back inside to get ice cream. He probably had. That's the least F's. I've ever seen a human gift.

Five or six ice cream. Your seven rows from Derek Jeter about to hit his sixth, or what was it, my 3,000th hit? Three thousandth hit, yep. He went and got himself. Drumstick. He's unreal. He's the best. He's the best person in the world.

He's so happy. And he's so happy. So the entire game, every time we'd look down the row, Ralphie had a new ice cream. Or a new bomb pop. It was great. Or a new ice cream cone. It was just.

And I've seen a couple of people mention the lines. That was the other thing. I didn't wait in line for anything ever. You just went and you got your time. There were so many people. Yeah. But I didn't wait in line. I waited in.

Sorry, there was one person in front of me getting laying. A fellow lamb enthusiast, like yourself. But yeah, it was great. Yeah, he was every time. Different ice cream. No, the bomb pops. So we're sitting there. Unlimited bomb pops is dangerous.

And again, this is not a brag at all because we are, we're trash. We shouldn't have been there. We just happen to know somebody who wanted to invite us. But now we deserve it. But now we deserve it. Now we deserve it. Unfortunately. Cody kept looking and like I think pretty much every guy in the stadium kept noticing this.

But like, like, maybe 20 feet from us were the most beautiful women you've ever seen. Yes, they were absolutely A couple of players' wives because we were told that they were around where we are. That's where their section is near us. Cody kept going, she's so beautiful.

And I go, they're probably the players' wives. They're sitting behind the dugout. People from the Yankees organization keep coming and checking on them. Yeah. So I go, you're probably seeing. I wonder who it was. I know, you should look it up. I tried.

I tried to take their anger just to see. It was not creepyer than that. Show me Yankees, players, girlfriends. Got to see pictures of them? I was just, ooh, how are you doing? Yeah. I was just curious to see. That's who was sitting there.

But it was one of those where it was shocking every time you see. They were stunning. Because they were the players' wives. Yep. I don't know what else to share about the, unfortunately they lost. We must have been bad luck. I mean, for being my first game to see, that's what I said. It started a rally for a minute.

Yeah, we saw a no hitter by a team's best pitcher, the Blue Jays, so I mean, one was the Yankees, that he took into, I think it was like seven and thirds or something. You turned to me, guys, this is not an exaggeration. We hadn't, I hadn't said it at all. Did you do this on purpose? I thought about it a couple times, but I was like, yeah, it's only the third or whatever. I thought they traded out pitcher, so I didn't know. Cody turns to me in the seventh inning and he goes, he's pitching a no-no.

literally the next pitch jazz chisholm right ripped that um got a hit so Cody jinxed it then we saw a rally that saw them almost come back we saw a home run yep and then we got to the ninth inning and there was a dude on I might have been jazz chism on the third base yeah yeah could have tied it up left ducks on the pond didn't happen but nope they had a couple

Cool guys to see up close and personal. Mm-hmm. That Spencer Jones is very tall. The guy that I have a lot of fans like right now. So we got to do this once a year, Ralphie. Sorry, Ralphie and the connect. Trying to think who got the loudest reaction for the Yankees currently. It was either, for some reason, you know who was?

George Lombard. When they were announced to everybody, that's who the crowd cheered for the loudest. Who was that former Astro we all liked booing? George Spring. Oh, whenever George Springer would come up, people are yelling trash can. Still, the crowds. That was, I mean, a bit ago. That was a bit ago.

I love booing people at baseball games. That was great. Especially, bro, when you're that close, they're definitely hearing you. Oh, yeah. No, people were talking to the Yankees on deck guys and you're just going, hey. Hey, hey, Luis. People were telling Vlad, you'll never be your father. And he can hear him.

You can hear him. If I can hear him. You can hear the Empire's talking. to people. You could hear the umps. Just taught, yep, you could hear that.

Meatball Kirk was their catcher. He was right there. You could hear him talking the whole time. Yeah, it was just. It was an experience. Yep. Yep. It was great.

The area was great. It was awesome. I wish you could all experience that at some point in your life. And then Josh took our Yankee asses home. And then I drove us there, turn and burn. Got up early, drove all the way home.

Get your Yankee ass out of again. Oh yeah, I got in a fight. I got to pull that audio from my dash cam. You take your Yankee ass out of here. Because I can drive in the city I like it I don't care about I'll bob and weave and we even get in or whatever

Yeah So as we're leaving the game I got we got our windows down Because I like to hear the sounds of the city Yeah I want to see what was going on We're trying to get out of the Bronx Head up the highway I knew better not to you out of the windows there

And um And yes the kid and his friend enjoyed their nosebleeds They didn't care No it's he ate $45 in chicken tenders Yeah like would you eat Chicken Bucket Yeah chicken bucket

That was the $48 dollar charge, so I'll come on to my watch. Because I bet you can see just fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's way up there, yeah. Because it was so, because again, it's smaller than you think, but it was

steep. Yeah, it's hot. So you were just, you were right there. Yeah. So he had fun. He was just, wait, the day before he wasn't going to a Yankees game, I said, you want to just come? Because initially I wasn't going to drive.

We were going to ride with Ralphie, but I was like, well, you got two packing passes. I'll drive myself. You have to sit. So we're leaving. Anyway. I got the windows down. Kids are in the backseat.

My kid's asking me questions. He's like, Dad, where did you live when you lived there? I was telling him stories about the city. And I got my window down. And some dude on the other side of the road is just laying on his horn. For a minute. For a while. With that point where you're like, okay.

So I yell at him because I can't keep my mouth shut. I go, it's not doing anything. And he goes, take your Yankee ass back out of here. And I go, and that's your New York City experience, kids. Because he had the accent and everything. Yeah. Take your Yankee ass out of here. Yep.

That's awesome. I got to pull that audio. I gave you a true New York experience, Cody. Saw real authentic New York pigeons. You did. On the field. You saw some cabs. I did drive you into Manhattan a little bit.

Yep. And then next month you get to go really into Manhattan. I like all of that. Did you like it? You got to see real cabs? It's cool for the first time to see stuff, like, you know, everything, you know, because that is. He got to see real NYPD people. He was excited to.

That's it. It's a real authentic NYPD. It's a New York City police officer right there, bud, yeah. I tried to give you the real experience. One over that awful bridge. Yeah, the GW bridge. You don't like George Washington Bridge? The GD Bridge. The GD Bridge, yeah. Yeah, we had fun. We had a good time.

Anyways. It was crazy. It was awesome. That's the recount. Thank you to the Connect for making that happen. Unreal experience. Thank you, Ralphie, for, I guess, sleeping and enjoying ice cream, Ralphie. That's great. You're a national treasure.

The best. First week is a great New York State Fair. We're all talking in chat about food people want to get. I don't know if I'm going to go, really at all, probably this year. I don't know. I don't have any passes to go in and have any reason to really go. But if I did go this year, I got to get my pickle barrel, got to get a hot beef Sunday.

I like to eat something. That's the only reason I like to go for like one day to, or even two, like one day to get the couple things I like. Yeah. Another day to get like one or something, you know, I've never had before. The problem is that you can't, it used to be fun to go there and get a couple different things.

Now you have to pick. One. Because it's $30. Yeah. Well, I do like the peachy's donuts. That would be good. I like a peachy's pretzel. That would be good.

You're good. Um... I like my piggy parfei. Piggy Parfay is a good one. I just tried to remake that at home. Yeah? If the mashed taters didn't suck, but it would have been pretty close. I put it in a unnecessary cup and everything.

But apparently the Gen Z... Is that my kids? I always forget. I got to have a chart. Who's the Gen Z? Is that my kids? I think they're, Regardless.

Yeah, whatever. It's the, you know where they won't be going. Damn young kids. To the baked potato booth. As Gen Z is seeing a major decline in baked potato enjoyment. I, until, until I want to say, it was a couple years ago, I forgot there was a reason we went. To what? We did something at the fair.

At some point. We isn't us? Yes. And for some reason, that was there. And I was like, that's a little potato booth is. Right there. And I was at least. 30 something. So for 30 years, and it still goes to this day, I've never had one of those

potatoes. So I can see why they would fall into that category. I have the hottest in potato surveys here. There's only 5% of Gen Z say they like baked potatoes. Now, my youngest likes a baked potato. I like a baked potato. I like a baked potato. I don't care for a baked potato. But I like it because it's delicious with butter and sour cream. Yeah, I like the things on it. Ooh. Same reason I like a salad.

The salad is a conduit for me to get cheese, ranch, bacon, bits, croutons. It's a condiment vehicle. Right. So, the most popular form of potatoes is French rice. Yes, obviously. But then what do you think number two is? I assume, I want to say mashed. It is mashed.

But it's very close. Baked potatoes is very close. Okay, mashed baked. You can flip them. You can flip them. But, I mean, it should be. Number two should be salt. I love them.

Oh! You know what I think's happening right now, guys? I'm here. I think the rest of the country is discovering salt potatoes. Touch it on? Well, I don't know if it's my algorithm or I don't know because I'm here. But a lot of people I follow on TikTok, like food influencers and chefs, are doing salt potato content.

And they'll be like, did you know that original salt potatoes? Oh, okay. But they'd be like, did you know that these potatoes originated in Syracuse, New York and blah, blah, blah, blah, and this one guy did a thing that I want to do now. He didn't buy, because wherever he is, his salt, he don't have, like, you know, the pre-bagged hinderwattel salt potatoes that we have here. Yeah. He bought these, like, little smaller potatoes.

That's what a lot of people do. Like this. Yep. And he salted them up, and then he had a bowl of melted butter, and he would take a potato, a little salt potato, a toothpick it, dip it in the butter, eat it one bite. I want to do that. Just because of the little small ones. You get the real small ones, and I want to do that.

I've never tried to make them other than in the summer. Yeah? Because I know what bags they're talking about. Yeah. I can see them in my head, and I'd imagine it worked just fine. Yeah. Just the whole tiny ruster potatoes, but smaller ones? I've never tried to do that.

Coming in. That would be really good. As far as potato popularity goes, I'm the newest UGov potato survey. Potato chips coming in after. baked potatoes. Well, yeah, that is a potato. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. I agree. Yep. I just never think about it as a potato as weird as that is. But no, I agree with that. Yeah. Follow by hash browns. Oh. Follow my tater tots. Oh. Follow by potato salad. I hate potato salad. I don't have the new potato salad. I just

I don't want mushy tater chunks rolled around with mayo. Yeah, I don't need that. It's not appealing to me. I don't, although you might. Although you You might have, you told me yesterday, last week, that tartar sauce is just mayo with pickles in it, right? Yeah, what did, I read it. It was like lemon juice. And I think I might like tartar sauce. I've gone this whole life not knowing about tartar sauce because it looks gross. Yeah, I just.

Looks like chunky mayo. It doesn't appeal to me in anything because you put it on fish, you know, like certain things you can put it on, you know, the condom it on whatever the hell. But a tartar sauce is like fish and I wouldn't even know. By the way, going back to our Yankees' food experience, Cody hyped all week that he was going to eat lobster. Yeah. So he saw a lobster he bailed on that just so you know.

Hell no. Naturally, because we were with you fellow wealthy, they have a whole bar of unlimited sushi and lobster. I was baffled at that. They just took lobsters, cooked them for you, and just popped them out of the tail and piled them onto a thing. To give you an example of how wealthy these people we were sitting next to were in the middle of the game, the gentleman next to me got up and went and got a couple

lobsters. And he sat there at Yank Stadium eating lobster. Yeah. Yep. Like that's how that was. But he thought about it. He hyped it. Even to drive down, he's like, I think am I trying to monster.

I was going to take a bite. Because I was like, well, I got my kids epipan. And we realized that he had, at second chance, you'd already eaten crab cakes. Yes. So you know I'm not. So you don't have a shellfish allergy. Yep. But no, I didn't eat to.

There was so much other great stuff. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't want to sally it up. I didn't need enough of. I was going to go back and get like seconds and thirds. I couldn't believe how fast the game went. Because some of those endings at the start, I was just in awe of everything we were doing.

For the first half of the game, you were in a different planet. Yeah, I was just, I couldn't believe. And it wasn't even all gummy related. It was just overwhelmed. Yeah, it was just shell-shocked that this is where we are right now. Because, and I told Gomez this, I get a text from Gomez because just Gomez knows everybody. And he says, Gomez says, I'm so overwhelmed,

I only see words from Gomez on my phone. So I wasn't taking in what he was saying, but he was telling me between the, you know, in the middle of the third inning, look at the scoreboard. Oh, gotcha. And I was so overwhelmed. I didn't really, I digest. I was like, you should have sent that information to somebody way more together than us

because we were so overwhelmed. Yes. But during the middle of the third inning, he got our names on the scoreboard because he knows everybody. Yep. So now there was a picture of us. And he's not as a picture of it.

And we'd seen it. Like we had seen it. I saw the second half of it. Yeah. And we'd sit there and we're like, and the row weird and it was like, oh, our names were this up there. And I go, what happened?

Where? Yeah. What was it? Yeah. Same. So I wasn't looking at that. I didn't know that's what they did. Yeah.

There was too much to look at. It was so much going on. I was just thinking this is what you see on TV. Yeah. I wonder if we went back and watched the game if we were on TV at any point. Oh, I said right there. That never even crossed my mind. We would have shown up, I think.

I would imagine, especially any time that they, if they show it from. Had a lefty probably, probably a lefty batting if they were shooting at the lefty. Or when they show the Yankee guy on deck. Uh-huh. The Yankee guy in deck. Was 10 feet from us. Yeah, it was literally, if you're the Yankee guy on deck and they shot him, it would get me and you right in the picture.

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if you missed our recap of our Yankees game. Cody got the pitch two innings, guys. I did. They called them down to the mound. They go, ah, we just can't figure out our pitching situation, Cody. That was like, bring in the right.

They're like, bring him in. Bring on the righty. I could throw a ball at least. Uh-huh. Up. Upwards. Well, I don't want to, you know, make anybody jealous. Right, right, right.

At least 50 miles on. Wow. Yeah. We did see. Yeah. I don't know whose home run it was. Nate, I forget. Was it Blue Jay?

Lucas. Was it? I was forget his name, but it was a, yeah, Blue Jay outfielder. We wanted to do tarps off metal, but I think we were in too bougie of an area. We wanted to go tarps off. I was going. I thought about it. But we saw a guy hit a home run.

It was cool. And when you're as close to home plate as we were, I go to Cody, I go, I've never seen a home run from literally the place it starts. Yeah. And you realize how far. It was right there. That bar all had to travel. It was.

And that, you're like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's, it's, unhuman to hit a ball that far. And that's also one of the coolest sounds. That hit? When you, like, you just hear it. You really can tell when it's going to be a home run. Just a crack. Crack of the bat.

And you're like, oh. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I can't tell. I thought a bunch of were going to be a home run. But that just real good crack of the bat was so good. Oh, man. Cody pitched a, he pitched a no now for two innings. I did to get in there?

Well, no hitter, but not a perfect game. I walked three. Oh, that's all right. Control issues. Control issues. Otherwise, you can hear the whole recap back out of our show earlier. Thank you to the Connect for making that happen. And we saw a sidearm pitcher.

That was, I didn't like that. Those are a. That was wise. They have gone the way of the Buffalo back in like the 80s and stuff. He was just a relief pitcher. He was only in one inning. And he got rocked. That's when we got to him.

Yeah. But yeah, he was sidearming it at us. That was fun. No foul balls. I could. I could have gotten a ball. I could have very easily gotten a ball. I just,

that's not how I didn't want to get a ball by means of that usher handing them to you or just by them like. They toss it over. You got to catch a foul ball. If you don't, if you. Don't get one. It's not legitimate. It's more... Okay.

Be proud of yourself on a Monday doing that. Thank you. It's a professional broadcast. I felt good. The show. At FM for our full recap of the Yankees game. It was a while. Then you'll hear stuff throughout the morning, of course.

There were plenty, almost. The Blue Jays guys almost caught Vladdy's bat. Oh, yeah, he lost his bat. Guerrero let it go slipping and flying. And then the kid next to me was yelling out butterfingers. Yeah. Oh, it was great. That was so great.

As an adult, you have to be a lot. give it to a kid. Uh-uh. There was... I don't agree with that, Katie. There was no kids around us. I don't agree with that. Well, no, there wasn't. He got a ball. Don't steal it from a kid.

But you don't got it. You're not obligated to give that to a kid. I hate that move. We were at a Chiefs game. Interesting. Okay. We were at a Chiefs game and it went into this pocket of adults. Yeah.

And this man walked up from Rose away with his baby. And you could see the person be like, oh, here's the ball, baby. Uh-uh. It's a baby. That baby doesn't know. The baby's got to catch it himself. That baby's got to catch it.

Catch it in its baby hands. No, there I might give it away, but if I caught a Yankee file ball. You're keeping that ball. I'm going to keep a Yankee ball. And I was asking, Cody, I go, what age is the cutoff that you're allowed to bring a mitt to games? I think it's like 14, right? I said whatever high school baseball. If you're playing high school baseball.

Sure. Okay. Like, if you're there with, like, your team, you can, I think you can, you can bring your, but definitely not 35. Like, I, you had to leave. I made you leave yours in the car. Sorry. Again, I'm sorry.

I've seen plenty of, like, grown-ass men bringing their mitts to the game. I see it. See it at the games there and on TV a lot. And I ain't here to yucky. I'm if it brings you joy. I just think there's a certain cutoff for that. Just some of them, though, I can, put you in. I can, look, you know.

You got your glove. I can see why, though, how fast. Those go, a flying. Yep. Yep. See, Susan will bring a glove. I let Susan bring a glove. What is...

See, it's not going to... I'm not trying to be like... Well, because they're ladies. That's not what I'm saying. I think if ladies want to bring a glove, they can bring a glove. Yeah, Katie is right. My oldest is 15. It won't bring anymore.

Says I'll catch it with my bare hands. Oh, that's... Bear hands are hat, is what I think, right? Yeah, I've tried that. That's happened to me at the Chief's game. It hurts. Yeah, it's going to hurt. I've had one.

Like, it came flying and you go, oh, you grab that. And it just went... I thought I broke all three of my fingers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, ladies can bring a glove. They don't have hats, a lot of them. Yeah, they don't wear a hat, and you've got more delicate hands. You don't have the human male muscles that we have, you know what I'm saying?

We've got big strong male hands. And you start to, like... A little baby hands. I don't know if you were doing this, but you can't fathom the speed a major league baseball pitcher is pitching. You can't fathom it. So I would stand there and I'd watch it. It's unreal. It's my brain tried to pretend like if I was swinging a bat right now,

could I hit this? And I don't think I could. You have to start swinging right when they kind of get to like, right, as they're about to release, you just got to know to swing. So as they release, you start swinging. And what's crazy is that, and I wasn't very good at it, you have to, in that split second, you have to try to look at their hand a little.

And because I'm in the ball the whole time, you have to kind of pick up and be like, it's curveball! Yeah, curveball. In that point, whatever. That is the most impressive. The massive part, I think, of baseball is the batter. I can do it.

Trying to figure out what that pitch is. That's terrible. And not even a full second. I don't think it's a full second. No. Before that ball. There's science they've done on it. It's pretty cool.

And the technology's gotten so good that the second the pitch is in the catcher's glove up on the scoreboard. Forcing fastball. That was so cool. In the speed and what it was. How does it even know? We did find out, though. Because the Connect knew.

our boy, the Connect. I'm calling him the Connect. You can't know who it is. And I didn't know this, but the role, so you know when they do, they'll check, I mean, they'll challenge the pitch, right? Yep. And they go to the scoreboard. Yep. Apparently.

The ABS scoring system. There's one guy whose entire job is to, he has a computer, and it is tracking the pitches, and if a challenge happens, he takes his mouse, clicks a button. That's his whole job.

Every pitch is tracked. And then if they do the tap their head, his job, click the button. I don't think so. And it's cool because you're like, see the whole stadium turn to the screen and to know there's just some dope with a computer waiting to click a mouse. Click. The emotions have come off of it. Other side of this, I doubt you've been following the GTA 6 leaks.

But it's a big deal. I'll fill you all in on that. That comes out in like two months, right? Well, it gets announced this week. I'll give you the whole run now. Oh, no. I'll give you the whole run now. Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes.

How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat. But twins... Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?

I guess you're right. Can we through the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX. Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero That'll be New York State Fair Week kicking off on Wednesday

I wouldn't mind a deep fried burritos Oh hell yeah Does any of that place actually do that around here Because it's called a deep fried taco But it's really a burrito Does anybody just do that? It's called the thing. Sam Miguel does that

Do they do a deep fried And the fair it's called deep fried taco But it's really not It's a deep fried burrito? It's a fadita? Like is it like a soft shallow you mean? No no It's an actual, it's a burrito, and they somehow deep fried and just cut in half and give it to you.

I know for a fact, because I've ordered it, Sam Miguel has a deep fried burrito, but it's called the thing. And I could just... Ask Cody A.I., what's the name for a deep fried burrito? And I can just tell them not to put the sauce on it for me. The New York State Fair makes it, like, idiot proof, so they just write deep fried burrito. Is it listening to me? Yeah, I wanted to see what is that. Okay, they said where you could get the deep fried burrito.

What is it? The State Fair thing listed the places you could get that. No, it's called the thing. I know. It has like a Mexican name. What is the deep fried burrito called? What? I've had chimichanga.

Yeah, so what it is? Chimichanga. Nah, the deep fried thing they do with the fair taste different than a Chimichanga. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Because I've had that. Anyways.

I mean, I could still destroy some chibchanga or tacos. Yeah. I don't know what will make it different. The same insides, right? Chimichanga. Just taste a little different. Chimmy Chimga. My tiquita d'i chunga.

My tiquita d'a. going off hardcore because I've been wanting them at several places and they don't have them anymore. The other places is closed. So I need some ticitos. Do you like any of the freezer section tachitos? Those are really easy to make, bro. Some of them, the Goya ones are probably the best. Okay.

And they are at what you want. They're okay and that's not really what I mean, they're good, but that's not really what I want. I want like a, like the Mexican restaurant takito. My wife has a... Folopondito. She despises the air fryer. It's just one of those smells that, like, triggers... When it's...

She doesn't like it. When mine's dirty, it's one of my least favorite things as well. It makes me nauseous. It makes her nauseous. That oil. That smell. I clean mine after every single use, but it just has that. Yeah, there's sometimes nothing you can do.

Has that smell, which is why I haven't had those in a while. So if I'm going to make them like... Floutas? That's what I meant? Floutas. What is the floutas? I said Polo Fondito. What is that one?

It's like a taquito, but they don't cut. it. So it's the whole big it's the whole thing. Like say I'm about to give you the teatikas. Say I forgot to cut them in half. Chicken floutas. So that's what I get then basically those rolled up like chicken and cheese or whatever and I love those for a snack. Right. I don't want my wife to have to suffer

through the air fryer so I got to oven them. Are there any non-stinky air friars? Because they are convenient but I got to find a better one. Honestly, unless mine's dirty, it never gives off any smell ever. My little French door. Did you have a bucket or a door? Bucket.

Yours is a door? Mine's a French door one. The one's with doors, Emily says. All right, maybe I got to get a door one and not a bucket one. Because I do love an air fire. Anyways, it's fun. It's good back. It's cool to cook stuff for them.

Let's get back. Pat Lucas has one that's all metal. Does yours have a stink, Pat? Does yours let out a smell? Yeah, mine's, well, no, my top, the top is plastic. But yeah, all of it's all model. And it could just be the gross food I'm putting in the air fryer. Also, it's also true.

True. I'm filling it with rolled, you know, Walmart Takedo things. Yeah. GTA 6, Cody. I'm sure you're not following all the nerdiness that's been happening. I played a little, I liked of the old games. I don't think I played any of the last one, but the old ones I liked to put in the cheat codes. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it because I like open world games. I get that this is a huge deal. This is bigger than, oh, hi. Red Dead Red Dead Redemption.

Bigger than everything. Bigger than in the last couple of games. Bigger than Halo and all that. This is like the biggest. Now the joke is like that we're, yeah, Pat Lucas has the joke. We're going to get GTA6 before we get GTA 6. Because it's been leaked, allegedly. How do you leak a video game?

So here's what's going on. Months or maybe one month ago, Rockstar, who makes GTA6, announced there's only going to be digital downloads. We're not making physical copies of GTA6. and if you buy a quote-unquote physical copy of DT-A-6, it's a QR code. You got got, oh. No, it's a QR code. You go and download it.

People are pissed about that. I would not be happy with that. You pop it open and there's nothing in it. I'm pissed. I'm generally pissed about people taking away my right to own something. My media, my music, my video games, my movies. Just to download. Even software.

I can't even own software anymore. I got to pay a subscription for that. No, it's ridiculous. To download the games yesterday that I got. I had to delete some from my library or whatever. Right. I was like, okay, well, then give me that money back. Right.

Yeah. If you're demanding. Infuriates me. There's only, if I, in order for me to get this game that I just spent. You didn't tell me that when I bought it. Yep. You just let me buy it. I'm sick and tired.

I'm sick and tired of those of us down here working for just being just cash ATMs for the rich. I'm sick of it. Making us pay a subscription every month for everything we use. And it's the, not video games or anything, but it's similar. And because that ESPN Unlimited is working so well. Yeah?

It's not. It's not. You know, they should definitely make it $2 more expensive. Right. It's going up. Yeah. Already going up.

Something's going to break, man. And I, like, maybe this is the start of it, but something's going to break. I'm sick and tired of every month. I got to pay a fee to some millionaire somewhere. And every couple months,

it's like, yeah, but it never gets cheaper. Never gets better. It's got to go up a dollar. Oh, and the movie you liked? Yeah, we don't have anymore. Oh, wow.

It's leaving soon. Why? I saw a message the other day. The only thing we can afford to eat right now is the rich, and I agree. God damn it. So, GTA6, big deal. Everyone's been waiting for it. What's it going to look like?

What's it going to be? So somehow, and I don't know how, I'm sure they're trying to figure out, too. There's a hacker group called CyberLeak. CyberLeak Got a hold of the game The whole game Somehow Uh oh

And in a protest For Grogstar not letting us Buy physical copies Yeah They're threatening to just put it on the internet For download Because they're saying You're not going to let us

Own the game Yeah It's only gonna be Then we're gonna steal it That and this I agree with Lottie It's got to be an inside job Some random schmuck

did not get GTA 6. It's got to be somebody in there. You think somebody working for them was like, what would be the reasoning for that? Now, they can run their mouths and be like, sure you do, sure you got it. They got it. They started releasing footage.

Oh, really? Gameplay footage. Now, if you, I don't know if you've opened your Netflix recently, but if you open Netflix, there's a big ad for GTA6 because coming up on the 27th, so the, maybe what are the Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday? Netflix is supposed to have an exclusive look

at the new GTA6. They've been hyping it on their home screen for a while. Okay. Where they're like, tune in here on the 27th. Oh, mine didn't have it. No, so maybe you're not. That's an app. Whatever.

But, so CyberLeak claims that they are fighting for gamer justice. They want to punish game makers who have stopped providing physical games or discs. Because, think about it this way. For years and years, I was able to play a game. Play 50 bucks for that game. When I'm done with it, I go to, you know, a micro game. Or I go to one of these great local places, not GameStop, F GameStop, but you go to like a voltage. Yeah.

And they'll give you, what, $10 for it? Whatever, yeah, I mean. So I get something back out of it. Yep. Uh-huh, not anymore. The rich need to get rich. Absolutely not. Yeah, absolutely not.

So their manifesto claims this is a fight against downloadable content, DLC, and the loss of single player content when the servers are shut down. So you don't know what that means. They want a game that I can sit down, put on, and play. Yeah. And right now, every game has to be connected to the internet. Yeah. So I've got to also have an internet subscription. So not only do I have to download this game from you that I don't get to own and I never get to see a physical copy of it,

but I also need to pay for an internet connection, high-speed internet connection somewhere as well. Because I've seen a couple of those where you can't even play the game unless you have some type of something where it's like, oh, nope, deleted. I'm down with it. And honestly, this is kind of rock star's fault. for dragging this out so long. Yeah. Not even kind of their fault. It's their fault.

I would like to see a documentary. Of how, Oh, you will at some point. The hell has, this is, because it's not like, well,

no, no, no, this is standard procedure. It takes 10 years to release a game. Yeah. And this is,

this is the people, we've all been tricked into thinking we have no power, that we're just supposed to sit back and take it. Yeah. We have a lot of power. and that powers with our votes and with our wallets. And if we stop supporting this stupid greed, that's our power.

And they better hope, I'm sure it'll do... It's going to do billions of dollars already. They better hope it does because they've waited so long. And dragged it out. Because when did the last one come out? Bro, it wasn't even on PS5. It came up for PS4. It was at least 10 years, right?

Yeah, yeah. A lot of that audience isn't a video game audience anymore. Right. They've either aged themselves out. I'll play it, but I'm 45. Yeah. I don't have time. I do, sadly, I do a lot of time.

It'll do just fine. I know it'll do just fine. I know it's going to do amazing. I'm sure it will. But they better hope it does. Because again, it's almost like a series on TV that's taken 15 years to do season five of this popular show. Sure. Yeah, you were great 15 years ago.

Oh, all right. I guess I'll sit down and play. Grand Theft Auto 6. And once I'm done with my job and get my kids from soccer. Right. And I can't afford to eat my dinner because everything's more expensive. And also, to play Grand Theft Auto, I need the Internet. I need to pay your $100 for a game.

And then there's micro transactions in the game. So I got to buy what? You made it $90. Right. So. 11 years ago. 11 years ago. So it was out or needed the other one came out a couple years before that.

So now you're probably thinking, what's Rockstar doing? Rockstar is the maker of this. They're obviously looking for this cyber leak, this group. Whoever leaked it, whoever was an employee. They haven't said anything, right, Lottie? Like, Rockstar hasn't said a word yet. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

All they're doing is take down. When does it come out? The announcement is this week. So we don't know. The game. I think November? I would, I would, for the, you know what? We were blah, blah, blah, blah for so long.

We're sorry. We're pushing up the release. Release it earlier. Release it and, you know. All there. It doesn't have to be that long. And then just, who cares? Dude, all they're doing is they're taking, if somebody leaks a video, it's obviously taken down, they're looking into it.

So what did CyberLeak do? They installed the Kill Switch. And what does that mean? So do you know what a Kill Switch is? Or a Dead Man switch? Depending on what it is, yeah. So if you're out of a boat or a jet ski, that little thing attached to you, if you fly off the back of the jet ski, the Jetsky stops. It goes with you, yep.

They've installed some software, however they're doing it. My nerddom doesn't go this deep. All I know is that if anybody arrests CyberLeak or the man who's one woman, they then was doing this, it activates the dead man switch. And just shut it off. No, no, no, no. The entire game is released for free on the internet. So CyberLeak has set up essentially a button.

They have to push every single day, meaning that they're free and walking around the planet. Yep. So if they're killed or arrested, and somebody doesn't push that button at 12 noon or whatever they got. A whole thing goes out on the internet. They say. They say. They say.

I would almost just call their bluff. I'd be like, no, we're not doing anything you say. We're releasing the game and we'll release it. You're not releasing it for free. Yeah. It's out. So. I would call their bluff just to see.

Yeah, Crumbwell, I don't love this part. The hackers are also hawking some crypto thing. Like crypto Guys, Cryptos a scam. Don't get in crypto. But it says, They want something.

They've dabbled in cryptocurrency. They've encouraged viewers and followers to buy and pledge digital currency. So they're trying, like, they're not coming off as like Robin Hood in this. They want to make some money off of this as well. It's scummy. It's all scummy,

but it's just being, it's scummy on scummy behavior. So you got to pick for it. You got to choose one of the scumb bags, I guess. They're right. They're waiting to see, I guess this week we'll find out. They're supposed to be the big announcement of GTA on the 27.

Hmm. No, they just, just let, get the game out, and it won't matter. Yeah, just release it. Be like, hey, we see all the leaks. Yeah. It's still kind of in beta, which means it's maybe not perfect yet. Good enough. We're going to let it go now. We'll patch it, whatever we figure out, we'll put patches on. Yep. Mm-hmm. So, we'll see what happens, man, but it's, I'm fairly confident this per, this Cyber League group has the whole game. They've got this Dead Man Switch installed.

It's pretty cool. They're through, they're, the thing. Rockstar should do. It's like you're saying. Say the game comes out on Saturday. Yeah. Physical copies will be available. Yeah, we're working on it.

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Mm-hmm. I remember the joke, the joke line. I remember that you could, like, joke a day. You could call and they would tell you a joke a day. They used to do a lot of stuff on the telephone. There's the W-CW phone, like 1-900 number? Oh, those were the best. What are those?

Just you get, call now, who? Superstar spotted backstage where he shouldn't be. Call the WCW Hotline now to find out who. Who was spotted backstage in Vince McMahon's locker room? Probably a girl against her will. We'll find out coming up soon. You could call the Corey Haim, Corey Feldman fan line. Yeah, well that, yes.

I only, I knew that from, hey, this is Corey. Hey, it's Corey. From the Simpsons. You could call the He-Man Hotline. line. Amen. Just going to do the voice. You could call Paula Abdul for 99 cents a minute.

You could still do that now, probably. I don't know what Paula Abdul would get me. You could probably call her now. She would answer. Hi. This is my guys. That's my plug. Do you all have that, have that pilled up boozy voice? Your entertainment presents.

Pop music's new sensation. Paula Abdul. He's going to be you. Call me. I've got me. You can use. Straight up. She's going to tell you everything. Call 1,900. 909, 1800 now. Call me twice and I'll send you an autographed picture.

You and Paula together. Just $2 to first minute and 45 cents each extra minute. Kids ask your parents permission. Paula's on a rocket to stardom. Call me now and find out why. Pick up the phone. Call 1,900-909-1800. Call me now.

You had to be a special level of rich kid to call a 1-900 number. Yeah. Those, yeah, that was... I can't imagine the beat down I'd receive if I called a 1-900 number. Rich, you hate your parents, credit card ring you're supposed to. up with Rick Flair for the World Rusting Federation Championship. Well, that's if Savage is... I wish I didn't know exactly what this was from.

His arms are going to be tied behind him eventually. He's going to be banging his head off the wall at home because he's probably there by himself. He and Colin Hulk Hogan's Hulk line. Walking around through the house, looking the picture of Liz here and a picture of Liz there. Probably going through our old stuff, huh? To Russ Mania.

I'm going to call Hulk 900 number and just see what he has to say about this, the pictures. For the benefit of those, you would like to join, Bobby Heenan dialing the Hulksters hotline. The Hulkster's hotline. The Hulkstall. It's only $1.49 for the first minute. 99 cents for each additional minute. And kids, again, if you're making the call,

make sure you have your parents' permission. There is not a money-making opportunity Vince didn't take. No, and again, I can't remember math. Simple math, can't do quadratic equations. But I can remember that that was the build-up because Rick Flair was claiming that he was sleeping with Miss Elizabeth, the macho man's main squeeze. He had pictures.

Ooh, he had pictures. He was going to show him at Russellmania. Roommates are special. Together, they share their private romances. Call and be a part of it. 12 minutes minimum of ultimate fun. All right, now the video. 1,900 737-27-223-3.

12 minutes minimum. Don't keep them waiting. Do it three times? The video that I'm watching here is clearly two sexy women out of bed because they're quote-unquote roommates. Well, yeah, they're just roommates. And they want me to call them, but I've got to at least give them 12 minutes of my time.

12 minutes? 12 minutes minimum at $3 per minute. Whoa! $36 minimum? In the 80s? God. In the 80s? That's like a day's paycheck.

Yep, that's like 70 bucks. Oh my God, dude. To just touch yourself as quick and as often as you could for those 12 minutes. Hey, this is Barb and her roommate, Jen. Thanks for calling us. Let's go back from her softball game. What are you? Yeah, we like to rock and roll.

We like to do a lot of other things, too. Call the Warren Rockline. The Warren Rockline? The Warren Rockline? Our fans always come first. We like to do a lot of other things, too. What other things, Warrant? What other things do you like to do?

Our fans always come first. Drugs and Sacks? When presents Warrant. Yeah, we like to rock and roll. We like to do a lot of other things, too. Call the Warrant Rockline. We'll give you the warm, hard facts on our personal lives. Our fans always come first.

Yeah. So good. Hey, man. You'll ask your parents permission. You'll get the latest on tours, videos. Mom. Mom, can I call the Warrant night? Warrant said that they're going to show me the warm, hard facts about the personal lives

I'm going to come first. Can I call? That sound, that music. You'll get exclusive WrestleMania 8 interview. You'll get exclusive WrestleMania E? Wow. Sid Justice. Versus Hal Cogan.

You never call the wrestling hotline? All cost money. Get my ass beat. You can call Grandpa from the Munster. Hi, kids. It's me, your friend, Grandpa. I got to tell you, I am. starting a new club and I want you to join.

What? It's called the junior vampires of America. The junior vampires? Oh, I'm a vampire. You gotta ask your parents permission and call this phone. You know what this is? What? This is just...

It's cameo before cameo. Yeah, 1990s cameo. No number 1,900. 9. But they weren't even personalized because you're just going to get a pre-recorded call from Grandpa Al? Yeah. You're a junior vampire. from the one who loves you, baby.

Hi, this is Tiffany, and I'm so excited. You can reach me now on my private phone. You can call the Tiffany 1-900 hotline. Oh, there was a Will Smith and Jersey Jeff hotline. Yo, call. Yo, my name is the prince. Stop whatever you're doing. And listen to this.

You know, sometimes it's just nothing to do at home. So now you can call me and Prince on the telephone. Inside spoof, all the hip-hop scene. Just out the number on your TV screen. It's my latest creation. Prince, you're bugging. mind. All right.

It's size. And it's called the new rap hotline. So give us a call. The new line is kind of depth out. One, 900. 909 Jeff. That's awesome. That was the best pitch so far.

One 900. 909 Jeff. Oh, let's see if that one's still there. Call that while I listen to the dial and insult. Oh, oh. Oh. Dial an insult.

What a dial an insult. It's a dial an insult. A 19. to do it. Dial an insult You have an Bad day it's about to get worse. It's about to get worse.

It's about to get worse. Yeah, everybody's saying we should have our own 100 number. How do we do that? Yeah, none of them exist. Like somebody listening, if you have any, like, connections in the phone biz, I want a 1-900 number. We have a tax line. We do.

You can't leave voicemail because we don't talk back to you. Yeah. Yeah. Because if we do, then you screenshot it and send it to our boss and try to get us. When we talk back to you? Ha ha! We don't have a boss anymore. Boom!

It can be me. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey hotline. You can call the Kiss hotline. I can't believe how many there were. The creep phone with creepy. Remember the Freddie Kruger phone? You can call... Foolish friends, Freddy Kruger is on your phone.

Dial this number now. I've got some tales to tell Freddy's favorite bedtime stories. Dead time stories. Dead time stories. I remember there were like party lines. The big ones go in the red boxes and the little ones go in the green boxes. Who's this, bud? Got that?

Yes, Santa. And don't forget to feed my reindeer. You don't know who this is? Hello, boys and girls. Santa. Oh, oh, I thought like it was supposed to be somebody's. Now. Gotcha.

My special Christmas phone just for you. This I used to do. How. Predatory! of a business are you that you're going to charge children to call Santa Claus. I hope you have uncurable hemorrhoids

whoever did that line. Make sure you ask your parents if you can call and find out if you were on the naughty or nice list. That is scumbag behavior. Guess what? You're all on the naughty list. I'm going to call rapping Santa. Farts. The one's skin is here.

The Santa Missilect is the man of a year. The hip-hop job is the one-o-no-fat. Got one-nine-0-0-Rap. Yes, Santa's got the world. I'm calling raping Santa. Oh, did you ever call the Glow hotline? The gorgeous ladies of wrestling? We don't want just any.

No. We don't want just anybody calling us. We want you. I'm just anybody. Do you ever call the MC Hammer hotline? I know that you do. Well, that's the one I did. You got it.

And I got the biggest leader you have. And I got the biggest weeder you have ever seen. Oh, 1,900, 909 MCMC. Mr. Hammer, can you not turn my mother out? This must have been the same company because it's all 1,900, 909. And listen how, oh, you probably get that you go through a list of, if you'd like to speak with Arsenio Hall, or MC Hammer, right, yeah, Arsenio Hall. I don't have the video, but I have 1,900-234 Jose.

It's the Jose Canseco Hotline. Oh, man. You want to know about steroids. These are so bad, and they're so badly, like, produced, too. And that last one, it's just them yelling. It's MCN or yelling in the background. We're going to turn this mother out. Hey, are you ready to call my hotline?

I got to get a, somebody help me get a show hotline. I want a number you can call that we'll give you tips every week. It'll be free. Hey, you've reached. Cody. My buddy. And Josh. My buddy Connor in college had the, had the Holland Oats hotline

because I guess he found a phone number on college that if you, You dialed one night, like whatever it was. Yeah. And all, any time you called that number, you would just hear a hollow note song. For no, for no reason. It was SUNY purchased. It was a lot of art kids. Don't ask for a reason.

Okay, okay. There was the kids, you don't understand. The landline back in the day mattered. It mattered. The phone existed. It mattered. They made, you had a phone number. You had a phone in your college dorm.

Yep. You had to set that up. And the reason he had a phone number is because his college organization or whatever all had phone numbers and he had. no use for us so he's like, I guess just make it to Holland O'Tontline. Go ahead. Awesome. Anyways, that's enough. 900 chat. The robots are here, guys.

And, uh, you know, we'll do what we do. Hoi, hoi. What's a show? Unnecessary thing to do. Cody was finally seeing clips of this weekend's, uh, robot games. The world humanoid robot games took place in Beijing on Saturday. I encourage you to look up some videos. There's one robot that runs into a wall and it's hilarious.

They showed it. Can't control himself. You what? There was that one robot. You know how sometimes, and I haven't ran in about 20 years, but you know how sometimes you're running and your legs get away from me? And you should start to do the wobbles. Yep, he didn't.

It's just funny. It's funny. But that one that jumped. Dude, so here's some of the records that were broken on the weekend. For no reason. And I don't know why we're comparing robots to Usain Bolt. The one is a human man and the other's a robot. I don't care if a robot broke Usain Bolt's record.

No, me either. So the- He's a human with, legs. Oh, so did that car that just drove by. Well, yeah, right, exactly. So I just went faster than Usain Bolt, too. Over 2,000 robots competed in the Olympic-style event held at the National Speed Skating Oval. One robot ran the 100-meter sprint in 9.39 seconds.

But honestly, Usain Bolt's record was 9.58, so pretty cool that Hussein Bolt is basically as fast as a robot in our current time. He was so fast. Watching him run was just unreal. I mean, it's cool they've built these things. It's impressive. I don't know what's going to happen. There's no need. I mean, yes, there's need for the robots.

There's no need for what they're having them do in these things. I mean, I like that they can now take this technology and put it towards good uses for them. I'm never going to watch any robot sport. So whatever they're doing now, the current track they're on is not needed for me. I will never watch any robot sport. The entire time you're talking right now, I'm trying to think of what would be a real-life scenario we would need a robot to run really fast.

Right? I don't know. But just use that technology for something. But yeah, I don't know. I can't think of any practical reason a robot with humanoid legs would need to. A DoorDash, cousin Jason says, all right, good point. I mean, yeah. When it could get things done quicker,

I'd imagine this technology and what they're doing, It's cool. It's just, I don't know. Like, honestly, some of these are making me more impressed by the humans. For example, a separate robot cleared 2.88 meters in the standing high jump. But, Javier Sotomayor, in 93, jumped 2.45. That's impressive. So the fact that a human can jump almost as high as a robot, it's pretty cool to me.

They're trying to make it so, you know, the robots can do what humans are up to. That's crazy. They're just going to give us robot cops that can scan our skin color and chase us down. Damn, that's it. A five-day competition features 51 events in Germany, Japan, blah, blah, blah. As of right now, experts say humanoid robots remain largely confined demonstrations. So really no purpose except cool, look how fast that robot ran. Right?

Because even in with like, you had door to ask for a second there, I was like, actually, that's not bad I, but you can't have wheels, use wheels. Well, you can't even have little robot cars going that fast go. That's true. Or even drones through the air. That's true. I don't know what. It's We can only get you your food

so fast, fatty. I can't figure out of any reason. I want to go to my app and I want to push Weddys on my walletlies. It's not here yet. You didn't hit order. In my mind I did. Where's my prasial burger?

I brusiness. I changed burgers. We're getting to it, fatty. Relax. They have to make it for... I'm looking at this article of 10 millennial trends, Gen Z says, are no longer cool. Uh-oh. First of all.

Anything. All. Any of... Sure, any and above. But what makes you think you're so cool, Gen Z? First and foremost, that you can cast disparaging things on my generation. Right. Especially now that most things that they have been...

doing and showing and discovering, I say with the air quotes. I don't find you. I don't find you that cool, Gen Z. How does that feel? So as a millennial, elder millennial. I think you're wicked cool. Thank you. I think you guys are wicked cool.

Some of these things. Millennials, that way they think I'm cool. Some of these things I agree with. Oh. And I wish, I've been wrecking my brain all morning leading up to this story. Okay. That there was something very recently that my children told me I do that's not cool and I can't remember what it was. It was like over vacation.

Yeah. I go, oh, that's not cool anymore and I can't remember what it was, but I digress. Maybe I'll remember. Riz in the waitress for good food? No, they're probably saying, dad, your general emotional output is not cool anymore. Your attitude and grumpiness

is not cool anymore. Could you please? Oh, yeah, that makes more sense. And I agree, Momillian. Millennials Rule. Gen Z. Drules. Oh, I got him. Careful so I'm breaking another one. Mic drop. Yeah, be careful with our mic stands.

We're going through them. It took me long enough to break that one. I'll start going to all of them. I've got to harvest parts after the show today, I think. Do you need robots for that? A couple of phrases I agree with the Z's on. The phrase, I did a thing is stupid. Stop saying it.

I did a thing. And then it's like, yeah, no. You bought a car. Okay, you did a thing. Yeah, no, I, yes. And adulting. The phrase adulting. I'm hashtag a doll thing

I did a thing Alright So I did a thing Yeah And it's like You mold the lawn Yeah okay Oh

Okay Yep I know what situations You're talking about Okay We get a You did a thing Everybody's doing things But some of these other ones

Gen Z says Open-toed shoes aren't cool And now Well I ain't got them dogs out Anyway I get them dogs out I get them dogs out I get them dogs on anyway

I mean I'll occasionally Wear a flippy floppy Are those not cool Flipflops I love wearing my slides man. Yeah. Although I am, I hate, I'm not a foot guy, and I'm aware, and I'm not looking at other

dudes' feet, but sometimes you can't help it. Dude, dude, I'm grossed out by dude feet. That dude, all dude feet, all. I don't care. You could take the best care of them that you want, whatever. Your dude feet are gross. Dude feet are gross. So I am very aware always when I'm in like public.

Yeah. Like, example. When I go to like a Tisco and all that stuff And like little like beaches and I know where I'm going to be getting wet So I'm wearing my slides blah blah blah I always bring socks in these Just in case You case your dogs are out

And I need to go into A store Or like a gas station I'll wear them But like if I'm going into a place to get Sure Dinner I'll throw those on because I don't want to stand In a like even in the little waiting area

and with my toes out. I don't like it. I don't like dude feet. I haven't I will, but I don't like dude feet. They're always, I'm not a fan of dude feet. It's usually 90% of the time the dudes who got their toes out, shouldn't have the toes out because they got these gnarly talons on their toes. Like the biggest nails you've ever seen.

And their feet look weird. Mine look exactly like Barney Rubble. They do. If you Google Barney Rubble feet and then you look at mine, my toes look like it. I got a short little stumpy toes. I'm the opposite of whatever. Like, for example, you want. watch any video of some woman riding a water slide.

Yeah. And there's always like the dude in the comment, great toes. Yeah. I'm the opposite of whatever that guy is. I don't like feet. I don't like toes. Women feet, that's fine. I don't, I'm not like.

They're fine, but I'm not into them. I ain't, I ain't no toe sucker. I ain't into feet stuff. But yeah, I get it. But yeah, women's feet at least are better. But yeah, no. I like bare feet myself. Gen Z tells us skinny jeans are out.

No. I have seen that. No, they're not out. Here's what's going on in the world. Every 10 years, we just, we just redo our genes. For example, we're going to go back to the 60s, tight jeans, bell bottoms. 70s, baggyer jeans. 80s, tight jeans.

90s, baggy jeans. 10, 2000s, tight jeans. Right now, baggy jeans. Every 10 years throughout the cycle of humanity, is we just redo the genes. And I think you're getting finally generations of guys that you're like, how, what do you mean these jeans? I have to wear these. Where are we putting our genitals?

Yeah. Because they're so tight. I even just have the straight leg ones or whatever it's called. Not the skinny, the whatever. I don't know. But even that couple pair, I'm like, there's not. Dude, my we're so big. No, there's just a room for our gemitals.

You can pull my cargo shorts out of my cold dead hands. I'm not getting rid of them. I don't care how stupid I look. I'm 45 years old. I need storage. These phones are huge. Yeah. Where am I going to put this stupid thing?

I need at least more form fitting just because I got the shorter legs. And it's the most impossible thing to find jeans. So I'm always buying jeans for taller people. Yeah. And so it seems like the ones that I can get are a little more form fitting, which are fine. I like those a little better anyway. The worst part about the Yankees game on.

Saturday. And there was no worse parts. But the worst part is that I wore regular shorts instead of cargo shorts. And I had nowhere to put my phone and my keys. And they were just in my pockets the whole time. And I hated it. No, the phone part, because it's so bulky, that's my least favorite thing. I hate that everywhere I am. It's an issue everywhere. Somebody won't let me use a belt clip. I would not. It might not even be me you're talking about. It might be your kids. And it's my kids. And it's my wife. And nobody in my life will let me use that belt clip. Nope. I would have stopped you at the car. What's that, bud?

It would have come in so clutch on Saturday. It's a clip for my phone. Why? It would have come in so clutch. Why? Keep it out of my pockets. But at the ready. It's always at the ready.

I don't think you had any issues. I never heard you once be like, oh, I can't get my goddamn phone out of my pocket. Jojo says she broke her husband Rob of that damn IT belt clip. Yeah, I bet he had one. I would love it. It's sitting on my desk. and I could put that, I could activate that any day, bud.

No, you, because I, any day I could. No, you got me on your side and I would have let you do it there. Fanny pack. Fine. Yeah, why didn't I fanny pack it? I would let your fanny pack it. You can fanny pack it. I love a belt clip.

I get it. That's a boomer thing. I get. No, yeah, that's one where I'm stopping you right there. Or if I wouldn't, I would, I would have been nudging your son. My kid to pick on me. And his friend, be like, hey. Tell him to take off the stoop.

You're going to walk in there with that? Yeah, text line is exactly right. Us, C&Y Elder Emo's, are never giving up our camo cargo shorts. I'm not. I'm not doing it. I don't care how stupid I look. No, you don't.

It's not, I don't think you look stupid. It's just, it's not, well, for me anyway, it's just not for me anymore. I like less options. That way I have to put less things in my pockets. Yeah, I get it. It looks cleaner. But, bro, my whole look on vacation two weeks ago.

Hoka sneakers. No. Yeah, my Hoka sneakers. Cargo shorts. T-shirt, big bucket hat. I was dead to the, bucket or your... It's my Eddie Bauer one, my fishing hat.

Yes. But it covers... My venturing hat. Yeah. Covers my neck, my bald head, all my ears. Oh, yeah. I'm embarrassing. No, that thing's awesome.

I like how I look, guys. The hat I'm in. I'm down with the hat. So much room for activities. Just once you go for the clip, then we all got to stop you. Everything else you're fine. Fine. We can let, and I don't even go on vacation with you, but I think your family and I are all in agreement. We'll let you go 80 to 85% dad.

I wanted to dabble in one of those cross-body bags when that was a look. Those are okay. But I think I'm too old for those. Nah, we can still wear those because we carry things and you're okay because you got people's things that you might need to carry. That bag CM Punk always has on. Yeah. No, those I like. One sling. Little bags.

Little bags. Because I could downgrade. A purse. I could downgrade from new, by the way, my new school backpack. Where did you get that? My mom bought it for me from Coles, just saying. Oh, Cody got a new backpack, guys. My other one, Rippid.

Aw. You got a new back to school backpack. Wow, bud! Wow! You're not watching in Twitter YouTube. How dare you? Cody's modeling his brand new backpack. His mom got him for the new school year.

I need a new one, and it was just happening. Nicole and Sidewood back to school, so I lucked out. It was all a bunch of options. Oh, man, I didn't know how many options you guys had out there for back? It's crazy. My youngest wanted to go pick out a new backpack last week. Couldn't do it. Too many options.

That was a lot. I was originally just going to get, they had a $5 one that's cheap, not cheap, but, you know, cheaper and not as good, goodly made. That's not a word. A little poorly made than this one at like the dollar store, but this one popped up. She had them Coles bucks that moms always have. is right in chat. Do not get it dirty before school starts. I know. Don't. Don't take your backpack outside before school starts. I know I got to be careful when I use it.

Indoor's only for right now. I'm taking it everywhere, wouldn't it? Look at you, so much room. So much room. Back to school. Back to school. The newest trend in naming children, by the way, is weapons. Some of the hottest names in men's name, boys' names right now. Gunner, Wesson,

Oh, shooter. Trigger, blade, and Remington. Oh, my God. I mean, yeah, I'm glad that you love your guns. We love guns, too. I don't know if that's... I don't know if a child named Gunner. Gunner.

He's going to have the best maybe... Shooter. Yeah, Gunner's the only one that I've heard of, I feel like. I don't think I've ever heard of anybody named any of those other ones. What was it? Weapon names. Ruger? No.

Colt. Ramington. Colts all right. Colts all right. Winchester? Come on. No, come on. What's...

I mean, you try. Beretta. All right. You try to take my... Do try to take my kids' names from me. Go ahead. Listen, parents... Go ahead.

Try taking them from me. The sad thing is, is not all parents are smart. I dare you. There's a lot of just dumb parents. Because you're a lib. Just try to think about the person you're bringing into this world has to live, hopefully, a very full life. So, well, you might love a little baby named Gunner,

or a little baby named Blade. The kid grows off. You're going to die, parents. Hate to break it to you. You're going to die someday. And this kid's got to go through life. Yep. As.

Trigger. As Winchester. Trigger. Dagger. Now, that being said, not a bad middle name. If you want to have like a dagger for a middle name. It could be like a nickname. But you know what?

Names, there's so many rando names and old names and people that already got names. We don't, like, look it. You got a name. I got a name. That's both of us right there. It's two of us. But I don't know what. I mean...

I initially asked if we could name my oldest sawed-off shotgun hand on the pump. Can't. Nah, we didn't go with that. So that's his nickname. Sawed off shotgun hand on the pump. Yeah, dad, what is it? Hey, sawed off shotgun hand on the pump.

Sorry, I was just reading the internet article. I was calling your name. That would be just my luck. That song's called demonic depression. I wouldn't have a demon that is possessed. I'd have a depressed demon. I don't know. What are we even doing her?

I don't know. We're really looking at torment and he's soul safe. I don't know. Send you right to hell, I guess, if you want. I don't know. Well, that right there looks like a piece of heaven. That's your girlfriend? No, I don't know.

That was a different. We've seen that her once. I'd seen that one once or twice. That one there, been there a couple of time. I don't even want to be. be a demon anymore. You don't even want to be a demon anymore? I don't want to be around anymore. Oh, demon. Is it

what you got on? I'm demon. Yeah. My horns are real heavy today. All right. Let's play some golf, Coco. Jump into Twitch and YouTube. Play a little gaming stream. During by Ryan Phelps auto sales, buying from Ryan. Oh, I thought that. Never mind. And then of course,

so. Radio side. You get the 90s at 9. Oh. Kick it. Just exercise me already. What's the point of I just care. Go ahead. I kill myself, but I ain't a break back here. Sorry, bud. You can't be killed. You're a mortal.

Yeah. Damn it. Radio side, you get the 90s at 9 kicking off. Some blessed Union of Souls. Keep it locked. It's K-Rot. She don't care about my car. And she don't care about my money.

And that's real good because I don't got a lot to spend. But if I did, It wouldn't mean nothing. She likes me for me.