The Show - 3:16

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Happy Austin 3:16 Day to those who celebrate. If you happen to see some bootleg walnuts bouncing around the state, let the police know. Finally, someone is recognizing the casting directors and a bunch of other Oscar stuff. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. What? What?

What? Happy Stone Cult Steve Austin 316 Day, bud. What? What? What? Good morning, everybody. Happy Monday. Austin 316 Day, what?

Give me another. I said what, it's what. Give me another bird. Windy. What? Yeah. What? What?

Windy out right now as, uh... Wow. Sadly, the temperatures are turning. It's a weird little like 24-hour burst of warm. and then three to six inches of snow potentially. It's that second or third spring or whatever the hell. I was wrong. Yeah.

This is that one. Yeah. So, uh, sorry. Sorry to bum me out. Tie him down. You're going to be, uh, if you got to, I don't know what things you'd have outside yet, but it is going to be windy for a little bit here. Weirdly how windy it was.

It didn't really do too much damage up by me other than the giant branch I had to drag out of the middle of the road so I could leave the apartment. You had a giant tree. branch in the road? Which I feel like someone dragged from the other side of the road and just out of their way. Because I was looking where I was and I was like, where did that come from? There's no real place for it to have fallen other than the tree right here. So, you know what I mean?

The first person that found it is dragged it to the other side of the road. Instead of doing everybody a solid and getting it out of the road completely. Yeah. Just a selfish move. People are very selfish. I'm like, all right, bud. But, okay. Jojo's back.

Good morning, Jojo. 79 months sub in our Twitch stream. Of course, Twitch.com. TV slash K-Roc, C-N-Y. 79, bro. Handsome Nick says his sinuses are on fire right now. Why does that screw evil sinuses in the temps go like this? Yeah, it does mess with the all right in here stuff, man.

Yeah. Yeah. It's gnarly out there right now. So prepare yourself. Enjoy it this morning. This morning, this nice drive. It's just I heard some thunder. Getting up this morning.

Yeah, I saw the one lightning strike that I saw, they showed it on the news, getting off of 690 this morning, dropping off Elsa. And then I turned up the radio real loud in case there was thunder, so she didn't poop her pants first thing this morning. But nothing. Yeah. We're good. We're good.

364-101. It is a 3-16 day. We will get into just a little bit of the Oscars from last night as I watched a little bit of it before I went to bed. You would. Oh, my God. I liked it. Oh, my God.

I liked it. I like Conan O'Brien. Oh, my God. He likes Conan O'Brien. Oh, my God. Selection Sunday yesterday, women's team are in. Did I see that G. G. Max Sienna is in?

Yeah. They're in? Yeah. Why do you say like that? Duke. Oh. Not really fair. That sucks.

Not really fair. But, you know, What an upset that would be, though, right? If you want GMAC to give to a ass whooping, give me a hell, yeah. All right. Last week, I stupidly cursed myself by texting my wife. I hope this week is uneventful on a Monday. So today I'm not going to say that.

I hope this week is uneventful. I don't have no opinion on this week because last week it was the most eventful week ever because I said that. So I'm not putting that in the universe today. I'm just going to sit here and do a show Whatever happens, I'm going to take it Alright then Be ready for it Okay then

How was everybody's weekends? Good? What far so good? What'd you end up doing? You do anything? Not really. It's hung around? Kind of did walkies

Because I mean even with A little snow on the ground And the crazy wind You could still walk So I've been starting that again Just because we get We can all pent off With just being able to go to the dog park

And that's it Locked inside for many, many months That's what I was explaining Oh my God That's what I was explaining to, I don't know if I was telling my wife or whatever, but it's just like, it's a point now where we've been cooped up since like Halloween. Right. Because it started to snow early this winter. Yeah.

And we've just been all locked inside so any little glimmer of warmth gets us so excited. Or even just not having the snow that deep on the ground where I can't even walk anywhere other than, you know. Yeah. very small spaces. We were out trying to do what, we were just running some errands on Saturday. Went over to O'Donkin O'Brien, I tried out some recliners.

Nice, nice. And it was freezing and windy, and I'm like, I just want to be able to go out of my house for a minute. Like, it was, they just got that little taste. It was so nice to real quick

be able to go outside and exactly what I was wearing. Oh, you want to go outside? I would love to go outside. Let me just throw on some shoes and we can take a nice walk real quick and not have to put on, All right, let me change my socks

And then now let me put my other pair of pants Over a pair of these pants And exhausting, man Oh, and then the jacket under the jacket Because it's got a hood, that way I can put that up This is about the time of year I start to come unraveled But we're gonna get through it

We're gonna get through it We're gonna get through it Okay Yeah, it gets rough Open in your front door and going, oh, there's your back wall again Mm-hmm Put the sun, helps having at least it's been better winter with the sun out and everything hasn't been

gray for weeks on end where they put graphics up on the news of the last time we saw the sun was December 28 yeah i don't love those graphics well if you're out and about and you come across any bootleg walnuts the new york state police would like help with the great walnut theft is what they're calling it and i want to keep your goddamn mouth shut oh you're you're in on it okay you're tied into the great walnut theft i didn't hear anything about Anything. New York State police are investigating the theft of approximately 60,000 pounds of packaged shelled walnuts.

How many times are we going to say, now what? And now what? They're vet about $50,000. They were in two 52-foot-long trailers in the Bronx. And now what? They were stored for commercial distribution when stolen authorities have not disclosed how the theft occurred, but they warned local businesses, food disbursed. distributors and vendors to be suspicious of anyone offering large quantities of package walnuts.

Yeah, I would be, too. If somebody approached me on the street and tried to sell me large quantities of package wallnuts, I'd be, yeah. Hey. I'd be little suspicious. Hey, you, hey, buddy, you'd be nuts to pass up this offer. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. They believe the thieves may attempt to sell the product within New York City, but hey,

we're up north, guys. We not, you stumble across any bootleg nuts. But I mean, is that like the type of stuff you see where then, how, you know, like New York City being talked about in other parts of America and such? Go, yeah, look at them. New York City fellers, they would buy bootleg tractor trailers of walnuts. And then there are some random people down there. They're like, there will be.

Yeah, hey, yeah, you don't give me your data, pretty good freaking thing of walnuts you got. Oh, my God. There's a whole economy of, oh, don't be the stereotype. Stolen bootleg stuff that people will buy. Or I'm sure there's plenty of bodega owners would be like, I can get cheaper nuts, yeah. Yeah. Because, I mean, honestly, I don't care.

I don't like walnuts, but if you got them. If someone tells me they already put them in the brownies, I don't care. But if you're asking me, do you want walnuts and your brownies in? I'm going to say, can you, well, initially I'll probably say, Do you want them in there? Uh-huh.

And if someone goes, well, I mean, I did. I go, can you just do like half then? I'll eat fewer brownies if there's walnuts in them. They're like a governor on my brownie intake. It doesn't make them worse, I don't think. Doesn't make them me want more of them. But it doesn't, if you ask me, I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, she's chucking them plain.

That was a good brownie. Thank you. If it had no walnuts in it, I'd be two or three deep. Yeah, let me get a couple. No, thanks. Oh, walnuts in like a banana bread? That's another one. Okay.

All right. Fine with it. Fine with it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But no, I'm not, you can just dump, take that truck. It's all in the river. Yeah, we don't need the walnuts.

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What? What? Of course, happy Steve, Stone Cold Steve Austin Day to those of you who celebrate as well. Let's sure you open up a can of whoop ass on your Monday. There's a rumor going around social media that Target is cutting out their toy department, their toy section. Okay. They can. That's fine.

And I, they don't, they don't, this isn't very good. Yeah, I don't dabble much. I don't go to Target much anymore. I bet they don't, that doesn't include, I bet they're going to be like, but that, however does not include Legos? You know what I mean? Something like that. Well, it sounds like the truth is that they're just going to shrink it a little bit

to make room for like beauty and grocery stuff. Yeah, they haven't. There isn't like very extensive. They're wrestling figures aren't a lot. I don't, but they're wrestling is, but they have a big board game section. Yeah. Like a lot of board, like games is a huge. wall and then like I haven't been there

the hot wheels section is big they got a big hot wheel section I oh yeah for some reason the only thing I can remember is the random like Mario Legos or something they got a big Lego section Legos are taking over a lot of big box stores though yeah you go into a into the Walmarts huge Lego section yeah so I bet they don't mean Legos and video games and stuff like that I've only been into a target recently to try to hunt down this stupid fidget that all you

you youth have ruined. I'm so mad at teens. I'm so mad at teens. A little fidget spinner from back in the day? Kind of. There's a device. There's a company called NEDO, N-E-D-O-H. Okay.

And they make like little fidgets, like squeezy fidgets and different kind of like, I don't know, it's like texturized stuff. It's like a stress ball, but it's... Okay. The one I want specifically is the, Ice Cube. I see them. I see these things. And about a month ago, it became the hot thing. Okay. For some reason,

all it takes is like one TikTok influencer to say, this is hot now. And then every single teenager needs to have it. So there's been a run on the Nidos, the squeezy needos. You can get it to you here by April? Yeah, you ain't getting it anytime soon.

They are so sold out everywhere. Do you want it in April? And my oldest and I have gone to multiple stores trying to see if we find them because now there's a whole TikTok theme of, well, this place stocks them at this time and this place stocks them at this time. And I don't know if it's the, if it's the toy itself the kids want or the quest. Don't believe that. What? Don't let whatever that says, don't listen to that. I bet. Well, it's TikTok influences who are like, well, Walgreens will stock them at this

time. But it just says someone that used to stock stuff. That's never accurate. There's no schedule for you make sure that you put these out at the, you know, maybe it might be different for, like, specialty items like that. Yeah. But, I don't know. I don't want you to think that and then waste your time driving all over the damn place. Donkey said they had them up in Lake Plaston. I ain't going to Lake Placid.

But Nido. I can see them. They're cool looking. They have a little one. The one I want's the ice cube. It's a little one, medium one, and a big one. Oh, get the snowball. The snowball feels weird.

Like, it feels like you're squeezing real snow. But I don't know what it is about that Nito. It's really cool. If you ever, if these ever become in stock again, like when they, the teens have moved on to whatever the next thing is. Yeah. And these become, these will be fidget spinners.

These will be like, but for right now. There'll be so many of them in about a month. Well, for right now, you want that. But I've always wanted it. Here's the thing, is that I've always liked these Nito products. I had one like last year. Yeah.

I don't know where it went. And then these ice cubes came out and just something about them is so satisfying. To my tact, like I squeeze them in my hand, it's just so nice. And you can't find it. We go to Barnes & Noble, we go to Target, we go to Walmart. Wait, hold on. What? Let me see.

Add Descartes. Because that said out of stock, but this one says it's in stock. Where are you right now, Tommy? I'm on Amazon with a three pack of mediums. The singles were gone, but the three packs were available. When will it be here? Oh, blah, blah, blah. Let me see.

Hold on. Let me proceed to cart. Because it's not going to be anytime soon. Oh, I have to, let me, I'll go on right. I don't have my account going. But I don't, I mean, who knows? I mean, who knows? I mean, I'll look.

I guarantee you once you get that in your card, it says you'll be delivered in April. Because they're just not around. Well, let's see. This one says March 27th of the 30th. All right, so a couple of weeks, I guess. It's like two weeks. Yeah, 10 days. I don't know what it is about that stupid toy that it just scratches every part of my brain.

I'm sitting in my desk and squeezing it. The bigger you go. Oh, well, you can get the medium three-packed by Saturday. That's interesting. How much is it? Well, the problem is now because something's popular, then you got the people. people who have no job, so they wait for these needos to get delivered, they buy them all up and put them on eBay.

Yup. Let me see. Let me find them again. Yeah. Some of you know what I'm talking about. Not all you do. You know ice cube. Well, earlier this month, Target announced a strategic plan for new chapter growth, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah. To make room and streamline their stores, they will be cutting down and offering a more curated selection of products. The categories facing cuts include sporting goods, toys, and toys, and, you know, and electronics. You know, electronics have gotten wild at all these stores. Right. So many TVs and computers and phones.

There's a lot. There's a lot. And a lot of it is, when you see it, I'm like, are there really people coming in here looking for this? Yeah. They're shopping for phones and computers over there. We need two aisles of, like, camera equipment. Oh, yeah.

Like, legit camera equipment? Yeah, there is a lot over there. Hold on one second. I'm on a thing where I might have one left and I'll order it right now. When would it be here, though? It doesn't say. Text line. Jojo says,

we saw people fight over apples at the sphere from the Wizard of Oz. Damn. People are selling them on eBay for $75. Why? They didn't have enough when you went? Oh, that's damn it. Yeah, don't worry about it. You don't know?

They didn't have enough? That's wild. So people were fighting over them, Jojo? Okay. But I mean, you see that with things of that nature, the collectible things, the quick. It'll be the most important things. spinner.

How many kids were whipping around those bad boys in the grocery stores when they were popular? The most important thing for a week and then stopped. Yep. And then no little care anymore. Because once in like two weeks when you can get that, that's when they will be available all of those. Yeah, because they'll be on to the next thing by then. I watched some of the Oscars last night. I love Conan, so I'll watch anything Conan's doing.

And he was funny and good monologue, all that stuff. I didn't know the weapons reference. making in the beginning because I didn't watch it, but you watch weapons. That woman won. Okay, yeah, that lady. Amy Madigan won Best Supporting Actress. That's the only one I know. That's the only one I know. You know one after another.

No, no, no, I mean, that's the only one I know that one. I don't know any other Victor. Like, I only saw that online and didn't pay attention to it. So I don't know who won anything else. So I can run through a few of these and I'm going to play a clip that I pulled from last night. Best picture. One battle after another.

Okay. That was... Which you and I Both enjoyed. That was great. Best director, Paul Thomas Anderson for one battle after another. Okay. All right. Best actor, Michael B. Jordan for sinners. Big deal.

Okay. Yep. Timmy Shalamee was the favorite, but I think you just ran his mouth so much these last few months. Everyone's like, I don't want to give an award. And again, it was. It's a ping pong movie. No, no offense to it.

No, I get it, but it's like, all right, dude. Either that ping pong guy or a guy that played two exact opposite character. Yeah. Right. David had a funny joke where. When Conan was doing his monologue, he said that not only did Michael B. Jordan play both roles in sinners, he will be every seat filler at the Oscars and they cut to like him in every single seat. I love sinners.

You've got to give it another chance. Yeah, I still haven't watched it again, but I will because, again, now that I know what it is, I'll have more of an open mind. Best actress, Jesse Buckley and Hamnet. I don't like Shakespeare, so I didn't watch Hamnet, but I hear people like it. I've never, I didn't see that one. Sean Penn won for one battle after another. He wasn't there.

He didn't show up. No? No. Okay. I think he might be a dick. I don't know. Oh, all right. He might be kind of a dick.

I don't know, but he didn't show up for it. I hated him in that movie so much. Yeah, I hated him in that movie. That's the point. So much. He played the role great. Yes. Best costume, all like the hair products.

All these awards went to that Frankenstein movie. Really? Like if it involved the costume or makeup. The one that I want, that we should watch that I want to watch, The, no. Not the new one. Okay, okay, gotcha, got you. This is Frankenstein.

Just, okay, yes. With Christian Bail, I think. Oh, no, that, well, the Christian Bail is the one we were making fun of. Okay, then this is not that one. The other one, yeah. The other one that's on Netflix. Yeah.

All right, cool, all right, that makes me want to watch that more then. Animated feature film, obviously, K-pop Demon Hunters. Yeah, that, people loved that. That makes sense. Good for that. I liked it, that one. Um, I didn't see any of these documentaries.

Best documentary feature was Mr. Nobody Against Peechner. Putin, I don't know it, and then short documentary. Nobody's... Excuse me. All the empty rooms. I don't know either of those documentaries. Are you telling me a certain documentary didn't win?

But the first... Malania. ...a award that... Excuse me. I don't know if people in Hollywood know how out of touch they are. No. I think that they're in their own bubble and they just kind of live in that bubble. I would say from having sex with kids would say that they are out of touch with most...

Well, sure. Or they're there. I don't know if all of them are having sexual kids, but I think just generally they're out of touch. They live in a weird bubble. Yeah. And last night they did a new award for the best casting director. So like the person who picked the people to be in the movie. That couch. The casting couch.

Gotcha. All right. Yeah. And I didn't know. I'm not going to play the whole. It was like an eight minute segment. And you could tell. that the casting directors have been pushing for this,

and everybody in the academy is probably like, okay. You want an award, I guess? Yeah. But they can't say no, because these are the people that pick them to be in the movies. You know what I'm saying? They're the casting directors.

Yeah. So, like, they got to throw them a bone. How do they do it then? And they nominated whatever, five casting directors. Like, the average person doesn't know what a casting director is. They're not going to understand that this person picked the people for the movies that they like. Yeah, nor, I mean, is it really the casting director that's doing it, or is it from a list that the director gives, I thought.

That's what I thought it was. Or is it just, all right, I'm Steven Spielberg, but I put my trust in you, Josh, casting director to cast this movie. Yeah, and there is that. Okay. And they do the work, but it still's going to come down to a director, right? I'm just going to say yes or no? I don't know.

How else does Chris Pratt keep getting everything? Here was the free, yeah, right? Here was the first winner of casting director last night. I'm not lying when I tell you, they dedicated like eight minutes to this. Okay. These people, and I just feel like everybody was being held hostage by the casting directors, like, make it a big deal,

because if we all want roles. Yes. And with a lot of these, even the ones you don't know, people in the industry still know the makeup people. Yeah. Like not everybody knows all of the casting directors. No. And I'm saying the concept is hard for,

like, I can understand somebody did great makeup. I can understand somebody did great costume. You're the best picker of the, you picked the person who then did the movie. Yeah. Like, yeah, I picked this guy to do this part. Oh, did you? Okay, I guess.

But if we were in Hollywood right now, we would be run out of the building. Because clearly the casting director is a very important job. Are you ready? I just always thought it was the director, but... The very first Oscar for casting goes to Cassandra Kula Kool. So she's going to come up and she's really into this award, bud. And the audio at the end is the most perfect audio to end this clip.

The first new competitive Academy Award in 24 years. Oh, my God. Yes, the first time I've added a new category. 24 years. I have to obviously thank the Academy for even adding this category and for the casting directors that fought tirelessly to make it happen despite everything in their way. Everything. I dedicate this to you and to the casting directors who never got a chance to get up here, who didn't even get a chance to get their name on the movie. So there to you guys.

When Paul Thomas Anderson calls you, you enter the PTA witness protection program and you literally don't talk to your friends and your family unless they have somebody. that's right for the movie. Like this, like, we're not in this world. Like, this is clearly very much for the people in that room.

I don't know what she's talking about. And it sounds like one of those where you get told that in order to do a great job, you have to work 24-7, 365, or you're a piece of trash. Yeah, you got to work, so you need to ruin your life for this movie.

Yep. And we've already seen that that doesn't work in certain businesses. And I put them all to work and I get mad of them when they haven't provided. And I have to thank all the crew, who I am in all of your departments, whether you like me or not, whether it's locations, who really hates me, stunts, production design, art directors, yeah, everyone.

And editors, obviously, thank you. But, like, this is a thing. And I just thank you for, I mean, 10 movies. We've done this for over 30 years. Like, we grew up together, I guess, and this is freaking insane, and I have one before you, which is also crazy. Hi. See, I don't know what's going on. She just took a shot at somebody.

Now this audio is going to end. Like, congratulations. You won your award. But you also picked Leonardo DiCaprio. It's not like you found somebody in obscurity and put them in a movie. You put Leonardo DiCaprio and Sean Penn in a movie. Right? I'm trying to, like, I get it.

I'm happy for her. Fine. Well, I'm trying to think of like, I don't know. Well, hey, no, I pushed for, like, situation. I guess I'm trying to think of like maybe a director wanted I don't, Ben Affleck for the Joker, but that lady, she's like

no, it's, trust me, Heath Ledger, you got to go with Heath Ledger. I have no idea. I'm just trying to because she sounds, make it sounds like everybody hates. She did. She sounded like everybody in that room. They hates her. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, all right, I'm sorry. Here's how the audio

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I've mentioned that before. We watched every single thing we could get our hands on all the time. I love movies. And we'd watch the Oscars. But then it got to a point where it was four hours of nobody cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's way too much filler. And not enough.

All right, here's the top, you know, five things you need, and then we're done. It shouldn't be an hour long. No, it's a lot longer than that. But it's like four hours and a lot of it is so boring. Yeah. I hope the terrible movie I watched over the weekend wins next year. War Machine on Netflix. I saw that on the little preview things, no good?

I loved it. It was terrible, but I loved it. Okay, so terrible. Gotcha. So no one. It's basically transformer. It's like a war movie meets Transformers, dude. Oh. And then they close it.

I'm not going to spoil it if you haven't seen it. Yeah. They almost literally do Independence Day at the end of it. Nice. Like almost word for word independence day. If anybody's not watched War Machine, didn't it feel like they were just doing Independence Day at the end? I liked War Machine better when it was that Hugh Jackman boxing robe at movie.

I liked it though. If you want to get baked and watch it. Watch a stupid movie, War Machine on Netflix. That's it. He fights a big alien monster machine thing. The fourth prestigious king of the ring. Stone Cold Steve Austin, an incredible victory. The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring.

Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF. Because I approve son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what he takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your Bible and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms. Talk about John 316. Austin 316 says I just whipped your ass. There it is. There's the line. That's the line, buddy.

Sold all the t-shirts. Funny story. If you go back, you see the guys at the door? When Jake was being let out, that's the Hardy Boys. Oh, it is? Yeah. What were they doing at that point? They were the jesters holding, opening the doors.

Gotcha. To the kings of the ring and the other opponents. Sister and chat, talking all tough in his panties. Yeah, he's got his underpants on their pants. They're not panties. They're spandex speedos. Thank you. Happy 316 to those of you who celebrate.

Good morning. This is K. Rock. Yeah, only thought. Did he riffed that? Was that written? No, that was him. That was all him saying that. And look at it.

Blew up. Only time you ever sat it. Sold a million shirts. That was it. That was the start. Hand boom. Of the launch of Austin. You did not watch SmackDown.

Neither did I. No, I watched like the highlights and stuff. Just because I got to be up to date because it's a rustlemania season. So I got to know what's a going on. So I was going to ask you or handbone or Ken or anybody who watches more regularly. So, and we're going to, if you haven't watched any, You don't want spoilers. I'm just going to bring it up.

So, Orton is now heel? Is that what happened? They're trying because they know that at Mania, he's going to get cheered so loud. Yeah? So they are trying to do anything, and it's going to backfire.

Okay. But leading up to Mania, it'll at least make Orton the bad guy, because he, uh, he bought a, busted open Cody Rhodes. Yeah, he did.

Real good. Yeah. And, like, he messed him up. I like when they, they actually, Oh, caught my head. Oh, geez, how'd that happen. Yeah, I like that.

Well, the little razor, you're holding your hand, but no, it was from getting beat up so bad. But still, I like, I like when they add a little color to it. Gently Roll was there. Punch the Mizz during Mizz TV. He's going to have a match. He's going to have a match. And you're saying the fans are pissed.

The fans are outraged already, you can tell, because guys like that are super over in the company, like in L.A. night, it's crazy. He will be left off the Rustomania card, but jelly roll will not. And it's one of those, that that is the exact example that Triple H said that would not be happening under his watch.

There's like things like that. Random celebrity matches pushing actual guys off. He didn't say anything like that, but in certain terms, you know, he'd be listening to the fans. And that's, you know, if that was so, then why in the world, like nobody wants Jelly Roll?

Hambone says Jelly Roll is going to team with Royce Keys against the, Ms. and Kit Wilson. Yeah, you don't know most of those. No. I don't know those names, no. But it's just, it's very weird. It's very weird.

But, I mean, again, they've got stupidly two days to fill. Mm-hmm. This is their fault. Damian Priest and Our Truth continue their winning ways. I mean, our truth is 187 years old at this point. They're just, they need something for poor Damian Priest. And I don't know what they're doing. I know people like it.

And I don't know, it gets, it's fun. But I don't need, I don't know, there's enough. decent tag teams, where I don't need a weird one. Charlotte, Flair, and Alexa Bliss. Yep.

Versus Nia Jacks and Lash Legend. I know three out of the four of those names. I do not know who Lash Legend is. Yeah, she was a former WMBA star that is now a really good wrestler. A bunch of great women's matches. Yes,

no, women's wrestling has been unreal for a while. Jade Cargill and Ria Ripley was a match. I love watching them wrestle. The women are doing great. That's awesome. Yeah, no, it's been talking about that there's going to be a ton of mania matches for women, as there should be.

They should be rewarded for having, you know, carrying the men's, you know, wrestling product for, you know, type deal. I'm not carrying it, but you know what I mean? When they've been stars for a while now, so give them a good chance. See what's going on? Anything expected for Raw tonight? Nobody got any. I never know. WrestleMania season.

Is this a Brock Lesnar? date. They're still doing that where he's building up to, I don't know who he's, he's got, going to have a mystery opponent, I think, right? Yeah. Text line says, props to the Diannhausen skits. He's been pretty funny. I love Dan Housen.

I'm a fanhousen. I love him. I don't, what did he do? I didn't see anything on, just curse somebody. Did he curse somebody? I know that he was supposed to be part of the Mizz. Was he on Mizz TV? I don't know, but I didn't watch Friday night, but I do love me some Dan Housin.

We are doing the first ever K-E-Rock Fantasy Baseball League. Cody and Khan are going to be each picking, I guess, their divisions or however this works. I'm trying to get some of y'all out there. But if you want to be a part of it, get on the text line because the draft is next week. So K-Rock Text Line. We're going to need more people here. 315-364-109. We're just going to go to a little place, so you got to drive somewhere.

You've got to make sure you can be somewhere by 5 o'clock. Yeah, Monday, next Monday at 5 o'clock. Are you available next Monday at 5 o'clock to come do the draft in person? Please. 315, 365, 16, 100, 9. You know you want to. The irony of this next article is that I could not even stay focused on it long enough to read the article. It's about the brain's distraction window.

And I've tried to read it like several times. And I, that's why I don't read books. I'm so distracted. I'm distracted all the time. My brain can't focus on most things. Super ADD. I get you. But much like ADD does, can you close those?

Because we got the flashy lights. Oh, Turtle Time. Turtle Time. I don't ever know what this is. But my brain ADD is, I guess part of the features of ADD is that you can super focus on like certain things. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, yep. So sometimes when I wanted like, you know, work on computer stuff or video stuff, I can hyper focus on things for hours and hours.

Stuff that you like. Yeah, exactly. Yes. According to a new study, our brain's attention span does not hold steady closes seven times every second. What? Yeah, see, I'm so distracted by how they're phrasing this. If it feels like you can't go a second without being distracted, it's actually happening more times than that.

According to a new study, your brain's attention span does not hold steady. It's constantly flickering even within seconds. Yeah, mine's always flickering. So there's just somebody trying to hold the wheel straight while it's like a race car driver's wheel turning at all times, but you're trying to something in the brain's holding it straight. That's what school felt like to me. School was like, Jesus take the wheel. Because I'm not paying attention to any of this.

Yeah. Get this crap out of my face. You can't prevent it. Even when you know a distraction is coming and where it will appear, human brains cannot fully override these windows. Yeah, bud. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't feel so bad knowing that you all are getting just as distracted as me out there.

Oh, my God, yeah. Some of you are good at focusing. Some of you are like me. And you see a lot of interesting things out there. Well, there's animals and love. and lights and stuff. Oh, man. Get the show on demand wherever you download podcasts.

So I've been K-Rock the show, and boom, there we are. Limited. Limited interruptions. And many toots. Many toots at the end of the last week's Friday show, big toots. Big toots at the end of that. I wish I didn't get so much joy. Do what you want to do?

Out of being able to have a compilation of your farts. Yeah. You do what you on. that I get to put together at the end of the week. Yeah, we're growing adults in here, you know? Come on now. And then when it works out with the sound, yeah, yeah.

When is the Oscar for fart editing? What is that coming out? Right? What the hell? What is that happening? What is that? No one ever asked me that if I want to be invited to that. Florida is an unsurious place.

It just seems like it's becoming a magnet for just, I mean, Florida man has always been a meme. People always say the Florida man. And it just seems like it continues to be that. Well, they're insane down. They're crazy down there. The things you see. Yeah.

And any laws that exist, they don't want them. Nope. Now you don't even need, like, a teaching degree to be a teacher in Florida. So people are just going to get dumber. I just saw a thing outside of a bar. Their main thing was like, we have vodka bottles to go. It's like that. All right, Florida.

Yeah. No, you don't need that. Well, a 65. year old man got a deal with in a golf cart, which I don't know why that's national news, but it's because his wife fell out of the gas golf cart. I'm sorry? I mean, they made this. They did this themselves.

I'm just picturing her drunkenly just kind of like sliding. Yeah, 65 year old man named James. Big Jim. Called 911 this month after his wife fell out of their golf cart, hit her head, and was unconscious. Oh, never mind. I thought they were pulled over and she, like, fell out. I didn't know even, like, driving. When cops arrived, it was around 9 p.m.

Whoops. He appeared very intoxicated. What? Oh, go ahead. Admitted they'd been partying at the club since noon. Yeah. Failed sobriety tests. He was arrested in charge of the Dewee.

No. Wife is in the hospital and stable condition. They don't know that you were driving it. Oh, no, I just got here. Well, they got no proof, right? I don't know. Nobody should get behind the wheel of any of you. whether it's an e-bike, a moto, a golf car.

If it has power to it, let's just not drink and drive behind the wheel. I think there's a lot of drinking and golf car driving in Florida. Especially at those... Primarily what they're doing. Right, those communities. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. Mm-hmm.

They were not on a golf course. They were out. No. Because in Florida, people are. That's like their main transportation in Florida. Officials are reminding people do not drive anything with power. I wish I just had a golf cart. Mm-hmm.

Just for... going or a zipping around. I do get jealous of their little communities where they can just all drive golf cars to each other's houses. That would be really fun. We're a little, just a little, what do you call it? Not a golf cart, but one of those, but like four out on like the fields. You know what I mean?

Oh, it's side by sides. Yeah, whatever, you know, just those are those. Yeah. Yeah, Big Bank says we got rear-ended once going to an AA meeting from rehab. And then they drove off. It was in Florida. Well, listen. They were trying to do the right thing.

Cousin Jay says, if you can get a dewee for that, can you get one for driving on a golf course? No, because that's private property, I would bet. You can only get a dewee on public roads. You can't give me a dewee for being drunk in my yard. Yeah. Well, I think in your yard, didn't we figure it out that you can if you're like, mowing your lawn and you're drunk?

Didn't, because didn't we talk about that? I thought we've talked about it. It's my property. It's my property. I thought there were weird rules where we've looked stuff up like this, where it's very sketchy. I'm not out in public. I'm not out,

I'm not, dangering anybody else. Yeah, very weird. If you're going to start, if you're going to start arrest people who are drunk on lawnmowers, you don't got enough jail cells for that,

dude. Yeah. That's primarily when, like, what else are you going to do on a riding lawnmower? Or a pushing-or. You want to be sober on this lawnmower?

I don't think so. It ain't happening. No. It ain't happening. Hell no. Birthday. Good morning. This is K.

Rock. Mm-hmm. Today is Austin 316 Day when he was born. I mean, I'm not, birthday. You're the one that had cake and ice cream. I did have cake and ice cream. My father-in-law's birthday was over the weekend.

I didn't cake and ice. It's a clutch combo. I sent Foti a Foti? I sent Cody in a photo. Foti. A slice of chocolate ice cream. What am I saying? Am I stroking out?

Why does your face look like that? Just kidding. A slice of chocolate cake with a scoop of strawberry ice cream is just the combo. Tom Notch. It's just cake and ice cream. It's so unnecessary and so good. I said that I would do a sexual favor to that person initially got a slice of cake and was like, yeah, but. You let me get a scoop. Got any ice cream to go with this? Do you do, do you do combo bites or do you cake and then ice cream? Both. I do combos. Because it is a very, it's a nice little flavor switch up when you're having a couple bites of a nice, just warm or normal, you know, room,

cake and frosting where then you dive into the cold ice cream and you still got a little frosting from the cake on there still? Oh my God. Two greatest food combos ever made was when somebody said, let's combine these strawberries with some chocolate. Also, whoever said, let's combine this peanut butter with some chocolate. Those are the two best combos. Yeah.

The Reese's brothers. They came up with it. They really had it. I'm very happy for that. That's for sure. If you're not following the show, Cody has been playing with a ghost app on his phone recently. I got ghost shaps.

He wanted to see if his dad would interact with him at the house. He ended up doing some weird stuff. Yeah, some weird things happening. And then the morning we were talking about it in here, the ghost app said Francis, which was his father's name, and it's a whole thing. So this is a bunch of weird stuff. He points it around the room in here a bunch,

and we see little stick figure things. Little weird things bouncing around. Let me see there in here now. Many careers have died in this room, surprised by the ghosts that would linger. Someone's by the door. There was. Just kind of like laying on the table looked like.

Oh, nice. Pay me like one of your French girls. Yeah. Interesting. So he texted me yesterday saying that you were screwing with this ghost app. Yeah, it was wicked late. After Saturday Night Live, how do you stay up so late? It's 1 o'clock in the morning.

There was stuff going on. There's games on. There was a wicked lay hoops game. You don't get tired? It's such a late night. Yeah, but you see. rest yourself there. It was just kind of sitting there.

I wasn't doing anything. So it's 1 o'clock in the morning or later. And I'm like, hmm. And you decided to open the ghost to happen. And you said bad things happened. So what happened? Because nothing was happening. Okay.

And I was like, well, this is boring after all that. Nothing. I was like, that's lame. I didn't realize that this was a lame apartment for lame ghosts. And you said this out loud. Yeah, and goes through lame and nothing was going to happen. And so then all of a sudden, it popped up

and it said Oh wait where it goes Sorry reset itself It said unseen And I said no I can see And this is boring I said I'm gonna turn this off because I You know just yeah

You're trying to taunt the ghosts Yes I like to taunt them Because you've seen it Yeah it works It works They get activated Don't taunt the ghosts And so then it said

I know your name And I went That doesn't do anything to spook me I said if it's my dad then duh, you're the one that name is like, this is just stupid and I kept going, so I was like, whatever, who cares? And then it said, you've awakened

something. Oh, Jesus. And I went awesome. All right. All right, cool then. And I went, oh, did I awaken something? Ooh, spooky. Because these are all generic. They could be just in the app, the app could just say, do these phrases. Yeah. So that it said, I'm coming for you.

Oh, no. And so then I went. And by the way, guys, the app has not been this direct. No. Anytime we've played with it. No, I went and you can see it's on there. There, I'm coming for you. So I went and I stood up and I opened the sliding glass door.

Okay. And I went here. Let me make it easier for you. Like there, if you need to weigh in. If you're outside, now you can come in. Pardon me. And then it said, pursued. And I went, like, were you chased and then you were killed?

There was like, what, like, are you trying to give me like a story? And I'm just being a jerk. Because after that, you know, I've been being mean. Are you getting freaked out at all during this? Just a little as spit, because those were a couple interesting ones. I know your name, you've awakened something, I'm coming for you, all within a couple minutes. Okay.

Because they're timestamped. Okay. And then I was, and then it got boring again. Because I was like, hey, you said you knew my name, you know, that type stuff. And then it's hard to rattle it off. Because again, if it says listening, so maybe if it hears certain trigger words. So it said, Doddy. And then Albert, no connection.

Okay. Donnie or Albert, got you. And then I was like, I thought you were coming from me. I was like, this is boring. I'm going to turn it off. And then it said, I'll gut you. I went, okay, it's, it's, it's, I'll gut you, okay. I'll gut you, I'll find, you'll be mine forever.

These are all, like, almost rapid fire. Mom never lets me make decisions. Nothing but flames. And now at this point, I haven't said anything. Now I'm just watching. I'll gut you, mom never lets me make decisions. You'll be mine forever, nothing but flames. It's just rapid fire coming at you.

And now, I see what you're thinking. Because now I haven't said anything in a couple minutes in a whole commercial. So now I'm, that's when it did that. And even I jumped up off the couch and was like, oh, that was kind of cool that I stopped talking.

It's the middle of the night. For several minutes. And now it says I can see. And then it said, I can see what you're thinking. Okay. Oh, come on, stupid app. And so,

I don't know. It's got to do a commercial. I know. It's all right. But it got going. And I was like, all right, if this is going to you know, actually, you know, bring up the weird words

or whatever, then... So have you started talking it back yet? It says, I know what you're thinking? Well, I was like, well, then what am I thinking now? And I don't remember. I wasn't, because then it said, you can't escape the night. And I was like, all right,

this is a little creepy. And then it said, lost soul. And I went and did the whole back and forth of, you know, all right, if you know my name, all that stuff. And then the last thing it said was Irene. All right.

And then that was it for a little bit for like minutes, so I closed it. Okay. But that was like a solid 10 minute, weird. I'll gut you. Right? Mom never lets me make any decisions. I know your name. You've awakened something.

Yeah. You'll be mine forever. Could all be just generic things, but still. But it's fun. Had it said Cody at any point, I would throw it up. Yeah. No, but it's just fun the way that it's coming up with whatever it's coming. Probably not with, it's cool that it's the times are right.

And it's obviously, he's a little stone during this. Oh, no, very stone. So obviously. And this is free. This app's free. Yeah. Well, you can unlock, you can turn off these ads for probably money. Oh, yeah, I'm sure I could pay.

Mm-hmm. No, I'm just trying to see if any words want to pop up now. Nothing. But it was just neat that. Well, continue to mess with what I was over there. I said nothing was going on and it started to get a little tense. I got to get real ghost stuff for you to take around because you are, in the mood to...

You do like to taunt them. Get them active. And it... Because that works. It does. That one time, the very last time, man, it started to work real well. I'll gut you, it says. Right?

Yoy! St. Patrick's Day Eve, put out that glass of Jameson and a couple of, what is it, corn, beef and cabbage plates tonight? Can I just have a... Have the lepericon visit you. Just a lucky charms treat or something? I'm the lepricon! Oh, man.

I saw a treat that uses lepricon. or Lucky Charms. You get those Lucky Charms cookies that you see at the grocery store, those little flat ones that you, and then you spread them out like a pizza, and then you put like a green frosting on top if you want, then you sprinkle the Lucky Charms and marshmals, and you cut it like a cookie cake.

That sounds nice. You know it'll be a good combo that I just thought of while you were saying that. You know that white trash my wife made? Yes. Do it with Lucky Charms instead of checks. Oh. That would be so. Get a little marshmallow a bite.

Okay, not to go back to the Ghost App, but that entire time we were listening to commercials and a song, I was researching this. And I was playing with the ghost app. And it was saying some stuff. It was neat. And I wanted to figure out, if you're just tuning in, go back and listen to the show on demand wherever you download podcast.

Cody said it was the middle of the night, but technically Sunday morning when he started doing this, he brings up his ghost app and he starts to talk to it, says, I'm going to gut you. It wasn't doing anything, so I started to taunt it. Yeah. Well, Cody, you'll be happy to know that your apartment's on basically ancient burial grounds.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's right across the street, almost directly across the street from that spot on OCC. In 1827, the Onondaga County poorhouse resided where high acres currently is. That's where I live. It was a 145-acre farm that occupied the land in and around modern-day Ball Road.

Residents were like Onondaga County's most destitute. It's literally the poor house used to mean the poor house. They would send families to this farm where a lot of people died. Oh, geez. Because it was the 1800s. Reports suggest that 15 to 20% of the population died every year, including... Oh, my God.

Hold on. There's all... Yeah. I have unbelievably cool rock walls all along a property of high acres that would blow your minds that some farmer or something would have had to have made forever ago. That's what it was. That makes a hundred percent sense because you couldn't, it's not just the, oh, nature did it type of thing.

In 1827, this is cool. This is funny. In 1827, Onondaga County raised $500 to build the poor house. All right. The buildings they built, like the main town hall, I guess, was where the sheriff is. Where it is now? Yeah, on Ball Road. That's on Ball Road.

Right? Yep. Where that building is was the old town hall. Okay. And then 145 acres around that was people living in farms, homesteads. All right. So I got to go to those woods more behind the sheriff. If anybody remembers.

I don't know when they built high acres. It must have been in the 90s because. I'm not sure. It might say it somewhere. It's new or not new. There's multiple articles of when they were building those. They found them tons of bodies. Yeah, that sounds awful.

Burial locations were around the 140. acres. Many died with no family to claim them, so they were just buried exactly where they were or in that field area. I never done to found bones, that's for sure. Some remains were found in the 90s and relocated to

Loomis Hill Cemetery, but most have not been found. Wow. People who died over there one famous story, three children died in 1832, known as the Kingman siblings. Yeah, great. Joseph, Lafayette, and

Sally. Oh, boy. Spencer Pomeroy died at the poor house on May 2nd, 1833. How weird and interesting. In 1995, they found the remains of 77 people. In 1996, they found another 99 bodies on your property. 99 bodies, but be where they won't. Every year, every year we're like, where should we go do a ghost stream?

from. Where should we go? My house. See if there's any ghosts. And it turns out Cody's living there. It's my house. Cody is living on ancient burial grounds of Anadaga County's most destitute humans from the 1800s. And that's not even the Native American

burial grounds that are around OCC and stuff. That's all so different. That's all different. No, archaeological. Wait. What were the names? Joseph, Lafayette, and Sally. Of the kids? That was the kids. Spenceer

Pomeroy died. There's tons of deaths. I guess in the winter of 2010, archaeologists also found another 80 individuals during renovations for OCC. Maybe that's all these names. Yeah, dude.

Of, you know, Irene, Edith, Doddy. Yeah. These are all probably people that died at your stupid poorhouse. Good. Burial farm. Good. I let them out. I'll let them out. That way they can, he's taunting them. That way they can cross over. Good.

Now I'm on the side of people that they say don't talk ghosts. Too late. Now he's yelling at ghosts. Nah, too late. And he's living on an ancient burial ground. Good. I hope that I just did the start of the next Ghostbusters movie. This is a fascinating.

I didn't know the story behind this. Me either. They purchased a 145 acre farm on Onondaga Hill. I'm like, here, go up there to die. In 1827, as the residence of the poor house grew, the county added 13 buildings and additions over the years. originally called the county poorhouse in 1827. It was changed in 1861 to the Onondaga home and hospital.

54 became the Van Dine Home and Hospital. That was one of the buildings. Then they built a new Van Dine Hospital in 75 over on Seneca Turnpike. Shee. But yeah, OCC, man. Onondaga Community College acquired the poor house property from Onondaga County. And then it starts to do with buildings. keeps finding bodies.

Welcome in. Welcome in. Wow, man. That's just wild. So it turns out that you've been living on an ancient burial ground this whole time. There's ghosts everywhere. Good luck with that, bud. You can find a ton of old stories of people finding remains. They'd put them in a box.

If they could identify the remains, they would notify whatever kin existed. Yeah, geez. Or they just kind of buried you in that. If you didn't have anybody, then just, we'll go out to the field. All right. Yeah, apparently it's high strangers Monday today. You learn that Cody lives on an ancient baraghan. I feel like I made your life exponentially better or worse

with all this poor house information. Good morning. This is K Rock. Because now you're going to be wanting to do it more. Now I'm going to have to get out there and turn it on. They just walk around out in those fields and be like, all right, we're out here. What's up? And these articles I'm reading about it are saying like if you died,

they would just like walk 100 yards and bury you there. So like if you died on your farm, they walk 100 yards to bury you. They haven't found all the bodies, especially out where they haven't built things like in that field. Yep, where there's trees and all that stuff. They're only finding bodies when they got to build something like OCC did.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to go out there digging around. No, but you're in it. But I'm going to go, I mean, I'll definitely. Because I've always wondered myself why I don't ever find anything cool like, I don't know.

cow bone skull, you know, like something like that. Like something that would have been there, yeah. Anything, there's, or an old coin or just the way that these rock walls are everywhere, that somebody clearly did something, you know, they had to make them. So I would, you know, I mean, I always wonder why I don't find more artifacts or, you know, start reading more. There's a ton of articles about the poor house. You'll learn a bunch about it.

I got to get a metal detector. Well, you'll be in the poor house if you lose gambling done the, the turn of. You're mad. You did. Mad, Mad, Martinus. I'm not going to go through all these matchups. You said every one. We can't have you want.

You said every matchup. I'm just bummed that Sienna got put against Duke because I'm pulling for G-Mack this time, man. Can I? I am a little bit calling foul on that. Sienna against Duke? That's kind of garbage. It's a dick move.

It is. Give him a chance. Well, just, it's very weird that, not, if you're from Syracuse, you might agree with this, there's only seemed to been a weird slight against Syracuse with the NCAAs, whether it be because of Jim being such a good coach and being brash when he was a coach or being brash now that he's not a coach. So I never, I was wondered if there was like a little, like, thing, you know, they took away his wins type of, you.

If it was a Syracuse thing, yeah. But it's, well, it. It's pretty far removed, though. I mean, it's GMA. And it's a couple hours away, and it's against Duke, who, you know, is ACC. They also put that Hodgson that everyone's saying to be our next coach. Yeah. Weird.

He's playing Louisville? Interesting that a guy that might be at Syracuse now is going to first-round matchup against a Louisville team. You know, like, there's just weird little things at the NCAA. People who go to Syracuse and love Syracuse think that they're the center of the universe and everyone's thinking about them. And it might not. I don't think that's the case. I think the Sienna is a 16 seed and Duke is a wand,

so they want to give Duke an easy game. But I call upset. I'm calling Duke out first round. Big G. Mac upset. If this was any other team, I feel like in this tournament, or maybe not any, but almost any other team, I would be on board with that. Who's on Duke this year?

They had Cooper Flagg, right? They've got Boozer. and this kid is, if he's not your number and overall pick in the NBA draft, you crazy. What's his name, Boozer? Yeah, it's Cameron? Right, is it Cameron Boozer? It's Carlos Boozer's kid, yes.

Okay. He is unreal. He's a baller? He is a man. Mm-hmm. I mean, I could see him. I'm just destroying him. Any specific matchups that you guys want to talk about?

Nebraska says Nebraska plays Troy, which is never won a tournament game before, and I'm so nervous. Which is very interesting. Yeah, they have never won an NCAA game. They had their best season they've ever had. The whole corner. Nebraska.

Yeah, they had a great year. But this, they could very well lose this game in the first round against the 13 seed Troy. There's just, there's so many good games that all day Thursday is going to be so good. Because it starts off with an interesting game of North Carolina and Vermont. I think is one of the first ones I want to say. Or maybe not. No, I think it looks like it starts out with TCU and Ohio State. Okay.

I was wrong. But I mean, like I said, that South Florida, we were just saying that 11 over a 6 is crazy. McNee's State could be an upset team that takes down a number five in Vanderbilt. There's a lot. There's so many games. I don't know. All of them. I could go through this whole bracket, Santa Clara, against a Kentucky team.

Akron against the Texas Tech, right state against Virginia. You got to watch out for all those teams. How many brackets are you doing this year? I don't know. We'll see. At least a couple. Yeah, we'll do one here. And then this is an easy one.

I'll do the show. I'll make a show bracket that we all can all do. Everybody can sign up for. All right. Well, who do you like? Who do you think goes all? Who's your final four, I guess? Man, I don't want to say chalk in Duke, Michigan.

Arizona, Florida. I don't think Florida's a one seed. Yeah, Florida's a one seed? Yeah, I mean. All one seeds, you think? It really could be. But I don't know. There's just a couple teams.

That Arizona team looks so good. They look good. Duke looks good. Michigan looked like they were getting hot at the right points at the end of the year. So do you just lock in on Thursday and it's nothing but college basketball for you? It'll be, I'll get out of here. It'll be college basketball. Cocoa puffs right back to college basketball. basketball.

Cocoa Puffs during college basketball. Well, luckily it'll be that little break. Cocoa Puffs would be like right as a couple and other games are getting going. Okay, good. I won't be bothering anybody. Are you? You lesbian now?

No, not are you. You lesbian now. You lesbian now? You lesbian now? For those you have no idea what's going on. My favorite thing on the internet. Come get your old grandpas and dads and uncles. My favorite thing on the internet is all the AI,

Hot chick accounts. Like you saw the one that went national last week because all these boomers thought she was like this girl in the military. Did you see that? Oh, no. They were talking about Trucker Alley. No, I am, but there was an AI like military girl from last week's news

where like they would put up photos of her with Trump or like. Oh, really? No, I didn't. She would conveniently be barefoot at her desk with her feet up. Like totally AI. Six toes. And a bunch of guys were set up. and her money.

She's lesbian. Total lesbian. You lesbian now? Total lesbian. And I'm just obsessed with this trend. I've talked about it time and time again. I wish I lacked morals. Because I would just take so many people's money.

No, you should. Because it's insane watching these guys comment on fake internet things. Right out in the open where everybody can see these. And I've talked ad nauseum about Trucker Alley, but she's my muse. I like your butt. Because I love reading the comments. Like, it's good to know. Yeah, it's good to know who you share a planet with sometimes.

Yeah. Well, God of Goods or. Yeah. It's good to know what's out there. It's good to be aware of it that, yeah, yeah. Trucker Allie is my favorite muse. You guys know all about her. If you don't, she's an AI truck driver, who Cody discovered has multiple jobs.

Because now I saw that. I only ever saw a truck. trucker alley. Her gimmick is she's a hot 21-year-old truck driver who loves oral. Not giving, receiving. And she can't find nobody to do it. And she just can't find nobody to do it. Because of her feminine exterior, but she also is a rough and tough trucker.

So Cody ended up getting other alleys served him. She's a mechanic in some places. She was a linesman. She works on the lines, lines woman or whatever that. is. Yep. Oh, man. What was the other one I saw?

There was one I saw. Oh, she's, okay, she got a couple more. It might have been the mechanic, but her gimmick in that, I hate that I'm even in this universe. Well, you get served this stuff now because we are making fun of, but they are, like, your algorithms see, oh, like, oh, you're looking at these. Well, no. One of the alley accounts, her gimmick, well, this one is like, I'm a truck driver who

wants a man to orally satisfy me. Yeah. One of her other gimmicks, her pits are too sweaty. So she sweats through all of her shirts and she's like, I'm so sweaty in my pits. Nope, I'm not. Nope. You're going to get tricked into that one, bud.

No, I'm not. But now she's finding all like the kinks that she can get. See, no, I don't like a, like, it doesn't bother me, but I'm not into wicked sweaty armpits. No, that's one of her gimmicks. She's working all the angles to make all the money. Wow. All right.

I mean, hey. Trucker All right. Good for Trucker. Good for Trucker. The AI she posted this weekend. Or Steve. from India that's absolutely stealing all these people's money doing this. Oh, absolutely. If you're looking at Twitch, here's the video.

It's her, she's driving, obviously, the truck, the wheels on the wrong side of the road. Always. But now there's another lady in there. Oh, no. And they're feeling each other's thighs to get the guys worked up. Is that really how it is in trucks? That seems dangerous. No. You can just be right there.

They're not wearing seatbelts. They're on top of each other. But we came back laughing because, you know, obviously the comments are like, Oh, no. Do you all want a guy in the mix, Carl says. The one guy. Spencer says, I'll have both of you in the sleeper tonight at Marker 104. Bro!

Like, that almost sounds like a threat, Spencer. We'll dial it back. He's giving out. He's like, you know what I mean? Like, that's exactly his location along where he's going. That's Spencer. Sorry. No, after.

I can see. Oh, you need to see Spencer. I can see from, oh, boy. Yeah. Spencer is, he's ready to satisfy you. Oh, he's positioned in the red hawry style of interviews. Uh-huh. The camera down at the bottom.

They've always got photos with their grandkids. Who else is commenting? I'd like to get in your sleeper and eat the kitty cats, says Kenneth. Oh, don't, that's mean. Well, if they have pets, then that's their, like, road companions. And this guy is going to just eat their pets. Wow. Michael says, I love trucker girls.

I think I could help both of you out and then a bunch of tongue emojis. And then you scroll further down. But then. And then. But then. Where'd he go? In the world.

Fred Davis. He's not even, there's no punctuation. The world of skeevy old man. Fred Davis says, you lesbian now? L-E-Z-B-I-N. That's going to be a new thing. You lesbian now? You lesbian now?

Oh, you know what? She's definitely lesbian. Let me see. 100% lesbian. No, I'm not getting much information on his page. No. Some of them don't care. Some don't care.

Some do not care. His profile photo is a middle finger and it says from MAGA. You're damn right. Is the middle finger a skeleton? It's absolutely a skeleton hand. It's a skeleton on fire. You damn right. You're damn right.

It's a punisher logo on fire with a skeleton hand. Don't step on. snipe. Don't. You lesbian now? Oh, you lesby. Whoa, there's a Stanley Law commercial on TV

and he's standing here, you guys. Wait a second. I'm freaking out. Joe Stanley's in the room. It's actually pretty cool. It looks just like the guy in this room. This is weird. Stanley Law, the maximum award people.

So Joe's got two stories today. And I'm excited about the Live Nation one because what I'm, I don't know much. about legal stuff. But it seems like when things go into discovery is when a lot of emails and text messages show up

and you start to see things that were never meant to be seen, am I right? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, and that's what happens. Discovery is met, for people who don't know, is a full exchange of relevant or things that might lead to relevant information at trial. Okay.

And that can uncover a whole lot of grounds. And this is a live nation. Yeah. Interesting. The federal government settled. The case was, went to trial. They settled before even any of this good stuff came out. Okay.

But the 28 states decided, oh, no, we don't want that deal. The feds agreed to. We're going forward. And that's where they brought out all of these emails that were brought out in discovery, where the big executives were going, I can't believe how stupid these people are. Yeah, right. We're ripping them off. They're paying all this money for stuff they shouldn't be paying for.

Yeah. And Live Nation was like, no, no. Those people, they're no long, they were just lower level guys. And they weren't. No, they weren't. And, you know, that's one of those rules about, you put it in writing. I say that, and I say that to every lawyer that I've ever met, you better make sure that what you put in words are something that you are always going to be comfortable with

because they'll never go away. That goes for any rule. I tell my kids that. I say never text or email something that you wouldn't want on a billboard. At some point it could. Pictures, words, or whatever. They're never going to go. In this world, they're never going to go.

And there's people who will just not go to court because they don't want to do discovery. They're like, I know it's in my emails. You know what? Never mind. Let's go. I said it. Oh, yeah. I said it and did it.

No, I don't want anybody knowing about it. Right. So they'll try to settle. What's the other one about the dog, you said, Jim? Yeah, this is AI. AI story. Parties are suing over a dog for divorce custody. I can't agree.

Believe it or not, it went to a trial. judge, they submit court cases to the judge, judge writes the decision. Unfortunately, both parties submitted AI fraudulent cases to the court, and the court used them to write their decision, because apparently the court didn't check that out. Goes up on appeal, the appellate court says, wait a minute, these cases don't exist. Both of you parties have committed a fraud on the court.

We're going to let the wife who won't keep the dog, but your penalty is you have to pay $5,000 in cost. Whoa. The fraud, way more than the dog. Right. Yeah. And the husband, we're not hearing your appeal at all. You lost.

We're not hearing your appeal because of your fraud. I bet that's going to be a thing you got to deal with now. People thinking they can defend themselves because they got Chad GPT or whatever. They're like, I'll just have AI to come up with something. I will tell you that we get a lot of questions and a lot of calls now from people. You know, we used to be water cooler. I heard this or I heard that. Now they get it from chatbots.

Yeah. And the problem is if you don't know the right question and they ask it, they don't be the right answers. Yeah. And if you don't have the experience and knowledge, you don't know what they're telling you has anything to do with anything. Yeah, AI is not a thinking being. AI is just scanning all the data it can find and telling you the best it can come up with. So it might not even be right. Oh, and sometimes the newer ones, they try to help you. Okay. We try to make massage the facts. Sure. Which is what happens with these case sites. They come up with cases that don't exist. Wow. All right. Joe Stanley. He handles all the tough. The tough

stuff. Stanley Law, the maximum award people. Thank you, Joe. Thanks, guys. Get the show on demand, wherever you listen to your favorite podcast, type in K Rock the show, and boom, there we are. And boom. You and cousin Jay in here, just egg rolling along. You made egg rolls this weekend, you said? Yeah, I can't help it, man. What were they chicken, you said? I like to, it's an easy move. I like to go and get a rotissory chicken and then rip that bitch apart, and now I got chicken, and then I put it in my grinder thing that I am. And then, And this time I did two styles of egg rolls. One was like a like the dipping, like a honey mustard style.

I take it and I mix the chicken in with it. Oh, okay. And a little bit of cheese. And then I rolled the egg roll. And the other one were it was like a taco sauce that I mixed in with it and then it made the egg rolls. Very nice. They're so good. Yeah, I like an egg roll man.

I can't help. And they're not, they're easy. It's not tedious. It's tedious. you got to do the steps, whatever, and fry them and all that. And it gets in it, and this will help you to push you to do them.

It does that little thing in your brain when you do the good role where you're like, yeah, look at this. Look how good that worked out. And then you set it down. Yeah, the payoff is worth that cousin Jay says. The satisfaction between that, the perfect role,

and then when you make it correctly, you're like, I'll do it when I can do my blackstone out. I don't like to fry things inside because the oil stinks up my house. Oh, no, no, this, I'm telling you, this does not. I'll do my first round of that I'll judge on how much smoke I make. Usually when you're deep frying food, it's because you're deep frying like smells. This is your deep frying the egg roll wrapper.

Okay. There's no, my apartment doesn't smell like oil. I believe you. I also hate that. I want to try it outside first, but I believe you. Because it's, because I'd be making all kinds of Philly cheese steak egg rolls. I'm telling you. Which I, my, my in-laws, my in-laws.

my in-laws are too, they're just shocking people. Like, they'll say something every once in a while and you be like, what? Like, we all learn that my father-in-law doesn't care for cupcakes lately, and we're like, oh, okay. Yesterday we're having his birthday. It's unacceptable. And my wife said something like, blah, blah, blah, I'd love a good Philly Cheesesteak or whatever. And my mother-in-law said, now what is that? And I said, you don't, what?

What? You don't know what a Philly cheesecake is? She goes, no, what is that? What? They do a... Old people are crazy. But I'm like, you've never heard of a Philly Cheesesteak? What did she think it was? She had never...

She'd never heard of it. Oh. This was new to her. Oh. And I go, you've gone 70 years without ever hearing about a Philly Cheesesteak? And you best both... You best be getting them both... We're heading over to Ginos immediately.

Yeah, we're going to head over to Ginos. Absolutely, Ginos. That's it. I mean, I like the way I do. I do. I know you do. You hollow out of loaf of bread. I like to hollow out of loaf of bread.

Well, I cut it. I cut it in half. Yeah. Cut it in half. And then I hollow out the loaf like that. That's the way to do it, man. But again, it's just, you slap it. And last time I didn't slap it in a crock pot, I didn't have enough time.

But I can't believe how good that is to put that cheese steak stuff in a crock pot. It makes zero sense. It makes zero sense, but it makes it super tender, super cheesy. Such a difference. My only thing is I, when, he's talking about slow cooking shave steak in a crock pot. For your cheap steak. And the last time I did it, I cooked it all day, and then I put the cheese in there and it up. I don't know if I would do that again

because the cheese kind of just became a liquid. I think I'd put the cheese on very last minute and then put the sandwich together. Yeah. Twitch.TV slash K-Rox, C-N-Y. You want to watch a little hockey? We will be Penguins at Avalanche. Cody is the Penguins. I am the avalanche.

How am I even supposed to hold a stick? I got flippers for hands. Oh, I see you, Mr. Penguin. Ha. Oh, so sorry. They interrupt. That's a top. reference. Happy nudie magazine day to those who celebrate gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps auto sales. You are buying with Ryan.

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