The Show - 67

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

A lady goes a little crazy & wrecks her ex’s car. The fellas are aura farming some rizz for new dictionary entries. Some High Strangeness asking if any of this is real. Plus so much more on Tuesdeeee.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. All right of Dom-Doms. Ooh, little sprinkles coming in today and tomorrow.

We need it. All of our yards are basically hay at this point. Is it all dead up by YouTube? It's awful, man. It's that like hard, crunchy, strong. Yes, because there's a lot of times I don't even bother putting shoes on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but now it's sharp grass.

Yeah. No, it's, you can't. It hurts. I almost feel, sometimes I feel bad for her. I'm like, that's got to hurt, right? Yeah. But I don't think she cares. We got rain coming in, not today.

Today's going to be gorgeous. Tomorrow there's some pretty severe rain coming in. It looks like not all the way out to the Hercimer, like the Mohawk Valley area. It looks like it's Syracuse and West. But check them pops because they probably haven't ran in a long time. Seriously. Flooding possible tomorrow. That'd be great, though.

Just get some water to just flow through some areas to, you know, maneuver. Turn up the lake a little bit. Some waterways, man. As they say up in Oswego, the lake turns over. Yes, an Ida Lake needs to drastically. They're desperately, man. It's unreal. A couple weeks ago, Lake Ontario turned over, and it's like, it becomes that, like,

beautiful crystal clear water. I don't know, I don't know the side behind it, but it's cool. It's awesome. It's New York State Fair Week, so it'll be good to get the rain gone on a Wednesday, and then everything opens up. Although it was Wednesday opening day? Is that like a curse, like a fair curse? The first day of the fair is just going to rain?

That's just got to be. the worst, man. You're all set up. Your new decorations are up and all that and then the rain comes through. On the very first day. It piss me off, but, you know, we gotta get it. Is today, uh... Oh, I forgot. We shouldn't probably unveil butter sculptor stuff tomorrow. Today, butterculture day? Are they doing it? Later this morning, so we should put it out before them. All right, then let me go out and post that buttercody video as I do. Dumb them again. Annually.

Uh-hoi, hoi, everybody. How are we doing on a Tuesday? What do we got going on today? Well, speaking of the fair and the end of the end of the fair and the end. At the clock hour. We'll talk to lovely Lindsay from Ashley Lynn Winery. Oh, cool. Cody and I are going to be out there this Friday from five to seven. She'll tell us what they got featuring over there and all the good good. We'll do some high strangeness in the seven o'clock hour.

You guys kept saying I hope we get a good high strangeness. Today's high strangest may cause existential dread for you. It's a, me or the, the, the, everybody. The universal. Everybody. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Uh-oh.

It's a high strangeness that if I think about it, too long, I would need to check myself into Hutchings. It's that much of a weird kind of interdimensional thing. All right, good. Sun is rising. Look at the beautiful sky behind you out there. Oh, wow. Nice. Pink sky. 50 years old. Rob, you all this. Show bro, Rob is driving to work right now.

Turning 50 today. They make 50-year-old work, but, okay. He's still out of drive? job. I think you need a little birthday burg if you know what I'm talking about. Happy birthday rob. What? Oh, a little that little that birthday burg. All right. Couple birthday burgs. Smash and fur. Smash and firmer.

Couple a little bit. Happy birthday, Rob. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. This is K. Rock. Cody and I will be out at the great New York State Fair this Friday. Gonna be gorgeous. Over at the Ashley Lynn Booth.

We'll be a. Hawking? Hawking wineslam? Right? That's what you do? You hawk wares. I guess, right? Yeah, we'll be selling wineslimes.

Yeah. All right. He's going to be giving them up. Come on over and see us. Five to seven coming up on Friday. That's always fun. We haven't done that in a couple years. I thought this was a joke story yesterday because her mugshot,

she's like, okay, it looks AI. Let me see if I can find her mugshot because I didn't believe this story until now I'm seeing it in real life. Okay. Stephanie Carlquist Carl Carl Quist Carl

Yeah this is really her All right She's got a mugshot She's a total smoke show So like this Her mugshot was going viral yesterday And I thought it was a fake story But it's real

This is Stephanie That's Stephanie Carlquist She's a Kentucky woman Who stands accused of extensively damaging her ex-boyfriend's car after an argument. They allege she poured salt into the vehicle's engine. She threw glitter into the AC vents. What do you do?

She slashed a tire, broke the radio screen, cracked both, and I dug my knife into the side. Is he earl? Estimated cost about $12,000 in repairs. She was reportedly, she were. You did something bad. Hold on a second. There's a lot of layers here.

Carl Quist messaged her ex on Instagram to apologize stating she was stressed due to her pregnancy. Uh-oh. Who are you? Who's the baby daddy?

I mean, she's got, and I say this with all due respect, she's got some, you can't see it in there, but in some of her Megshots, she's got some mommy milkers. Hold on a second. All right.

I like that she's got a big smile her face. Yeah, this is, uh, that's why she was going viral yesterday is because she's just so happy. Here is.

See what I'm saying? Oh. See what I'm saying right there? Oh. She's a, she's a, she's stacked. Uh,

she appears cheerful in her mugshot, has been charged with felony mischief and being held on $12,000. Uh, that's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's,

I mean, she's going to have to pay for that, so that kind of sucks. Yeah. Yeah. So sugar in the gas tank or salt, I think it was, it's supposed to be,

Sugar, right? She did solve. I don't think either going to do anything. Yeah. Broken radio stream, that sucks. Really, the AC filled with glitter. That's hilarious. How do you do that?

What's like, there's like an AC, like, what do you put it in like the spot where you put the? If I had to do it, and I'm saying I'm not going to do it. Don't do it. No, you're doing it to mine. I'm asking you to glitter in my AC. I would probably just take like a funnel, go inside your car into the dash until like the vent, just kind of pour it in there. So it settles into like whatever.

duct work is happening in there. What do you think he did? I say... Probably cheating on her, but she's pregnant, so I don't know. I say, yeah, that's what I mean. I say cheat, but I think it's probably another level as well. Like, if she's pregnant, but that's the other level, cheating while you put a baby in her belly, that's next level scum.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. If... I generally feel like crazy attacks crazy. so if she did this, he's probably not the best of guys either. No, I'm sure he's not at all. They're probably like that couple that's always fighting at the bar

and you're like, oh, Jesus, is Stephanie and Dave coming out? He's always being a douchebag. He's angry because she looked at a guy. I understand. What? What do I even do? What? And when we were, we were at Vegas. Oh, yeah, there's, we'll see. I don't know what hotel it is, but it's that hotel that has like the gondola rides in it, you know that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm standing there watching the gondola ride with my family, and this woman is right next to me on her phone. And she's like, maybe this is a Vegas thing, everyone's got their ass cheeks out, just like everyone is in, they're basically nude everywhere you go. Yeah. I was fine with it. So she's in there, her and her best year, like, in their bathing suits, inside, and she's on her phone. She's like, I didn't say that. I don't care. No. I didn't Well, what is this relationship? And my wife goes, all right, guys, let's go, I go, do, do, do, tit, do, do.

Yeah, no, no, no, no. I go, hold on, hold on. I go, let's enjoy the god a little bit, because I'm eavesdropping on the tea right here. Let's just take one, one second. I am so nosy, dude. I am so nosy. But she was, she was railing into this guy.

I love that. I hear people arguing anywhere in my apartment. You're in it? Complex, I'm immediate. Just. Mute. Yeah, dude. How's the remote?

And then you're just wherever, like, you hear it coming from, you're as close to it as you can by the sliding glass door just... Dude. Dude, I am so nosy. You do that thing with your tilt and your head trying to hear better. What are they doing, dude? The amount of times I send Cody photos of me just walking around outside my house because I see something going on. There's a thing. I saw somebody get pulled over and then they got arrested.

I was like, oh, I better go check my mail box. What's that? I forgot what it was. When I was out at Verona, there was a thing like that that I was like, this is so Oswego County. I wonder if he's ever seen anything like it. He's vacuuming the parking lot.

I just got a halt, no lot. Oh, interesting. I think I might have deleted it. When I was up there driving around, there was just randomly like a small plane, like dipping in and out of things. Yeah, we got a lot of those. And I'm like, are they allowed to just do that?

Oh, hell yeah, dude. Over my house, there's a guy. Well, we have the Oswego County Airport. out in Volunley? Do you know that we have an airport? Yes, we do. And there's people that come and go there and like just little,

just their little homemade planes. Yeah, that guy. Like this is on the road going to Sylvan Beach. That's a big plane. And he's just like dipping in and out of the trees and stuff. That might have been like a fort drum situation because that looks like a big plane. It wasn't just like the like, what do you call those?

CESPAs or whatever. Cessnas or like the feather light, ultra lights, whatever. It was a little bigger. That's what I'm like, okay. Sometimes I'll be on like 81 or 690 and I'll see one of those drones coming in. Oh, maybe. Like the military drones? That wasn't it.

You can tell the military drones. Or I don't know they're still flying to Griffith or whatever and I'm just like, oh boy, what does that do in here? I like when they're doing that big ass plane that does like, they're like, all right, we're going to practice how well you can do those little touchdown things. Or alongside you just see a huge ass plane swooping in and bouncing right back up. And like, what? Are we okay? I was telling you and Paulie. yesterday that when we were in Oceanside.

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a military base right there by Oceanside. I forget what it's called. It's a little creepy. I didn't love it. So there was one of the days we were just on the beach in Oceanside, and it is right next to whatever, this military, I don't know if it's like a naval base or whatever.

Yeah. But they were practicing clearly like a maneuver. Yeah. So for like an hour, this military helicopter would simulate dive bombing the beach and at the last second pull out. Yeah. And Pauly I think was right. He goes, yeah, you were ISIS

at that point. Yeah, they were pretending you guys. They were like, they were like, they're like, let's see what it looks like if we clear the beach and then we fly up. So for like an hour, it was like, you know, air wolf coming at me die bombing the beach and flying off. Can you please stop fake killing my family

for a little bit? We're just trying to enjoy our vacation, please. My kids won't stop crying. Yeah, yeah, one second. I was like to kill you one more time. We've got tickets for you to see Hardy at the Lakeview Amphitheater on September 4th along with Stephen Douglas Wolfe. Do you want to go? Be listening. I'll tell you what to do later on this morning.

We should bring some pairs of the fair or something. Oh, we could. We could do that. Especially jam some in a fish bowl or something. Ben and Chad says, Yacht Rock kind of day? It's been a yacht rock kind of month for me. This is a grocery store one for sure. Oh, I love it.

Big time. Oh, look at you swaying back and forth, sipping on your big, uh... It's got whining it. Scott, it's my get in there, Josh. Scott whining it while I'm watching the kids play soccer. We got some new words. We're adding to the dictionary, everybody. Uh-oh.

Yee? No, that was probably a few years ago. Yeah, it's probably, yeah. It's been in there. No, number one, your favorite word ever. The Cambridge Dictionary has added. I will let you, I'm going to give you two quick guesses. What is a very stupid word?

We've said a lot this year and we tried to understand what it meant, and we didn't know what it meant, and there's like a weird video on the internet. Skibbitty. Skibbby was added, yeah. What's the goddamn definition then? Go ahead, Cambridge Dictionary. You figure it out. A word that can have different.

meanings. He's out of here, guys. He's out of here. Let's go back. Oh. Can't believe it. Yeah, it says a word that can have different meanings such as cool or bad or can be used with no real meaning as a joke.

Like, what the skibbby are you doing? And that wasn't very skibbitty ris of you. No. That's on you now dictionary. That's in your dictionary. As a father. Webster wouldn't put up with this. As a father of teens, I can tell you that Skibbitty and Riz are no longer used.

Oh, really? No, no, no, no. Skibbitty's out? This year's... Skibbitty, Ohio? I don't know. And even me saying this on the radio is so cringy. No, Skibbity, Ohio's like five years ago, bro.

Get with the times. Parents of teens know that 6'7 is big right now. It's... If you want the explanation, I can give it to you. Lemello ball is 6'7. He was referenced to 6'7 in a rap song. So now on TikTok, everything is 6'7. Oh.

Bro, I can show you 100 photos of my kids on vacation, finding the number 6'7. And just going and posing, 6'7. All right. All right. Okay. Orah farming is big right now, too. Or a, so like, okay, say that we're...

I don't understand. Say, say, say, fry. You and me are out at Ashley Lynn. All right. And you're doing the Ashley Lynn wine slushies and people are buying them from you. Yeah. But I'm just kind of off to the side like this. For those you're just listening, I'm leaning sexily against the thing.

Yep, just hanging out. I'm a aura farming. Because people are going to be drawn. I'm farming for aura. They're going to go. I still understand. I know. I'm trying, dude.

I know. I just so I'm too old. That's it. I give up. I learned about it. So in a very morbid way, when we were at my wife's grandmother's funeral a couple weeks ago, our kids kept being like, yo, that dude, the umbrella's aura farming. And we're like, guys, guys, now is not the place to discuss aura farming.

But they were really into like random people with umbrellas looking just like, like, dude, that guy's aura farming. He's going to get people moreing so good. Dude, it was a big. Or a farming man. That's hilarious. So it's like a, because you, you're drawn to that person because they look cool. Because they're watching something that's supposed to be cool.

And if they're watching something so cool, then it's got to be like, you're drawn to them. You're like, yo, what is all that? All right. Anyway, so back to the list of words that we're adding to the camera. These are the things I try to keep up on. And me listening, because I know my kid's on his way to golf practice right now, him hearing me say these words is a hundred times cringier.

Oh, gee. Yeah. That I even said six, seven on the air. Oh. Or that I brought up aura farming, man. It's, hold on. You know what time it is? What?

Six, 37. Oh, six, seven. Delulu has been added for delusional, believing things that are not real or true, usually because you choose to. Trad wife has made the list. You know, trad wives? No. Why don't many of these?

Tradwives are what like really unaffable dudes strive for. Trad. Tradwives are the dream of just these internet nerds who have never experienced an actual relationship. So they want women who will cook and clean. But they've never had a relationship. They just put it. They don't know how to have a relationship. relationship. But they're like, I need a woman that's going to be subservient to me.

Yes. Really? You? Well, usually my mom does. Well, my mom does. He brings me my Cheetos in the basement. It's the stupidest thing. And all these women are making millions of dollars on TikTok pretending to be trad wives. Oh, let that make the money off these stupid idiots then. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not a word. Trad wife, traditional wife. That's a, that's like a phrase for something. I don't. All right. I mean, okay. They're dudes that have really never sustained a relationship and wouldn't know how to. Yeah.

But they strive for this. But they see 50s version of whatever they think masculinity is. But I can't even. I was trying to work oral farming into something with watching other dudes. Beelanch. It's all mommy issues. It's all people who need therapy and won't go to therapy. Instead, they'll just listen to Jordan Peterson podcast.

Speaking of, broligarchy made the list. What? Like the oligarchy for bros Brologarcs are who like tradwives Like bros that all hang out together And take out their wieners Whoever's got the biggest wiener is the one in charge Get them decide what's for dinner

I always just take out enough to win I don't take it all out I just take out enough to win Uh You want me to go to the tip I can I can go all the way guys Gonna show up what I need to win here That's the old Milton Burl joke

Because Milton Burl was huge Yes And whenever they'd have like You know Frank Sinatra would always be like milty, just take out enough to win. Like Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, they're all like broligarchs, you know. Yeah.

It's just, it's annoying. It's term for tech bros who are extremely powerful and have or want political influence. But again, they're the dorkiest of dorks. Yes. And they've never had a girl, but they know the girl that would be the best. Well, Elon has that breeding kink

or he's just got to keep breeding with people. and I don't think Mark Zuckerberg's a human. I'm not into this like lizard people thing, but if there ever was a lizard person, it is... You still have to... Zuckerberg. Watch that South Park episode. It was just on again.

It's one of the best ever where he's the entire time he's doing like those old Japanese movies where the voice is dubbed over and they don't line up with the way his mouth is moving. It's the best, best ever. The guy is an absolute lizard. He is not, of all the people in our public consciousness every day,

Mark Zuckerberg is the closest to a lizard person. Other words that have been added, I don't really know a lot of these, like, cardboard box index. It is the way of measuring the health of an economy according to how many cardboard boxes are being produced. Why? Because you're like, a good economy is buying a lot of things maybe. All right. I guess.

Like career cat fishing. See, these are just like little phrasing. phrases, they're not words. When I think of the dictionary, I go to look up a word. I like this one. Shalabberating. Explaining.

Shalabating. Explaining something in a much more detailed way than necessary, often making the explanation more confusing. We can be guilty of shalabberating in your sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I do that. Air jail, the act of lifting a pet

into the air to stop or prevent bad behavior. You're in air jail. Hold on. Hold on. Some of the words added in the dictionary. I know that you guys like to get your updated dictionaries every year. I don't like this one. Usually the words are, I like that some of the ones they've added in there, but these are a lot of reaches, I feel like. Nanoship is a new word. A very short romantic interaction with someone with no explanation, with no expectation it will lead to a real relationship.

Oh, okay. So like a hookup. Gotcha. We used to call those hookups back in the day, you kids. The first high strangest of August. Haven't done one in August yet. Oh, wow. Those of you watching and Twitch and YouTube, just got a whole extra show, I guess, because there's a cat had in the studio for some reason.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, there's a cat mask for some reason. Like a really realistic furry cat mask out here, and I just put it on. Like a mascot head. Katie is right. Even though I'm a germaphobe,

My intrusive thoughts and impulse control does not... It takes over. Yeah, no. I got to put on that mask. You know how they have those things in the hardware stores up at Enchanted Forest? Like the big bells and gongs and, like, net one. Yeah, you got to hit them. I hit one so hard.

You got to. That it would, like, reverberated around. My problem is that if I go into, what do we call it, your classic Adironic, what the hell we name that? Oh, I forgot. At an Rondack chair store, a classic old forge. Old forge, whatever. Yeah, the R Old Forge store.

Store. Yep. If they got one of those guns with the cork on the end, I got to go. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Fats as you can. As fast as I can't. I can't help it. I'm a child.

It's not your fault. All right. Anyways, guys, high strangeness. We get into it. Tuesdays at 7 o'clock. We get into the things that are unexplained, the paranormal, the cryptids, the, just the all-out, weird. I like them Today's a weird one

Today we're going to dive into a theory That's been around for a lot of years But it seems to be getting a lot More attention now Okay And If I think about it too much I might go crazy

And by that You can't figure out what the hell's going on Your brain won't wrap its hat around it By that I mean The theory The real theory that the world ended in 1999.

Wait what? The world ended in 1999. I have evidence on the contrary. What is your... This? Exactly. And you probably are thinking that this is all real. And as I tend to do,

I start to fall into the simulation theory and all these things. So I had a bunch of clips. Most of the clips I'm going to play is from a YouTube channel metaphysical. And he did a whole dive into this. I'll post a video on our YouTube page. But they use things like, why hasn't fashion really changed too much?

Like if you look at the 50s, there was a specific fashion. 60s, specific, 70s, 80s, 90s, all had very specific looks. And then in 2000, nothing really changed. It's all kind of been like, rehashing of that. Okay.

I mean, I could argue. There's going to be people that want to really debate this because I kind of do, because I don't want to really think that the world ended in 1999, and we're all living in a simulation. I need a better one than the fashion thing, just because there's not really anywhere else we could go. We figured it all out. We even went back to like the dumber stuff.

Right. So, I don't know. This first clip is not from metaphysical. This is just from a random YouTube video, but this is a couple examples of why people believe the world ended in 1999. One of the biggest pieces of evidence that suggests reality was altered after 1999 is the Mandela effect. A bizarre phenomenon where millions of people remember history differently than it is recorded today. Some dismiss it as a psychological trick, but others believe it is proof that we have swelled. switched into a different reality.

If the world truly ended in 1999 and we were moved into a new timeline, wouldn't there be small glitches in the transition? Think about it. Before the year 2000, you probably remember the Berenstain Bears being spelled Berenstein Bears. You might recall Darth Vader saying, Luke, I am your father. When the official line is now, no, I'm your father. even remember entire land masses being in different locations on the map than they are now. These seem like small changes, but when millions of people have the same false memories,

something isn't right. If we were transitioned into a new version of reality, these inconsistencies could be the result of data corruption, errors in the code of our simulation, or slight misalignments in our new timeline. The real question is, why did this happen. Who or what altered our reality? And what are they hiding from us? The simulation hypothesis, was reality reset? So that's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He uses the Mandela effect in this story where he's like, you thought that the wicked or in Snow White it was mirror, mirror on the wall, it's actually magic mirror on the wall. Yeah. I didn't know that in Star Wars, Yeah.

C3PO has a silver leg. Did you know that? If you go back and watch, maybe. I don't remember a lot of that stuff. But the Berenstain Bears thing is fine. I just, just did that myself because I was looking for books at moms. And I found those books,

the Berenstain Bears. And it's what we all, they, you know what I mean? There's not any difference in them. People who believe into this theory think that it's like, our brains are seeing just flashes of the past. I think that what it is is that further on from 2000,

the internet gets so big and where the internet meets vast, that there's so many people that once one person puts out, as opposed to in 1997, you had those weird angel fire pages where you can put just, I remember being the Baron Stain Bears. There'd be the three people that see it now in 2002, two, you know, millions. And they go, I, yeah. I remember that myself, I think.

That's a lot of the people's theories, too, who are like, you know, saying this isn't the truth because they're like, yeah, because we're all, the internet has made us all kind of one hive mind now. Yeah. As opposed to different things popping around. But let's get into some other theories of why the world ended in 1999. Could be some glitches.

Have you noticed that Hollywood doesn't seem to be able to produce a unique script anymore? This is metaphysical. Not for our movies. All our movies seem to be remakes of the past creative stuff that came out of the last century, and specifically the late 70s through the 80s and 90s. Take a look at this list of remakes I curated from a much larger list on IMDB. Total Recall, Robocop, Point Break, Footloose, The Karate Kid, War of the Worlds, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Hairspray, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,

Cinderella, King Kong, Clash of the Titans, Carrie, Planet of the Apes. And I hardly brought up any of the horror movies they've remade. That list is huge. Have people gotten lazy or could something else be going on? In ancient Greek culture, they talked about muses. It was the muses who imparted to people their inspiration for creativity. All creativity came from them. When people had a creative block, they used to say that they'd lost touch with their muses,

or that the muses had stopped taking care of them. Muses were held in extremely high esteem. What? Did the muses stop taking care of people after? 1999, could we somehow be unable to create original stories anymore? And if so, why? See, that's the part I debunk because there's been a lot of original. Yeah, there's been a lot of remakes. But I just started watching Severance and that's a new. Yeah, there's a ton of new stuff. And if you go back to that list that that guy was saying that were remakes and from the 70s, 80s,

and 90s. A lot of those were remakes. Were remakes from the like 20s, 30s, 40s, like there's not much originality. There's a lot of tweaking. Yeah. And then once one or two, I'm sure we could probably go back and pinpoint

the couple of movies that kicked off this whole, because it's a little worse now. Yeah. But it's because of like the reality show craze. Once a few people see what works, everyone does it. Right. And if you all got to make a movie. $1,000.

This is the high strangeness for this week, is the theory that the universe ended in 1999, or something, and I'm going to play the clip that freaks me out, something or someone in 1999 put a stop to everything and just kind of uploaded our thoughts to a cloud. I know it's heavy duty for a... And then we just kind of just filter back through everything a little bit. So let's get into why 1999? Why do we think that's the year? Nosratamus predicted that in the seventh month of 1999,

a great king of terror would descend on the world. Nostradamus said a lot of things, and I'm not really sure I buy the world ending is what he meant by that. But what is weird is that in late June of 1999, the comet haelbop was in the sky. Some theories suggest that the comet really hit the earth back then. But if that were the case, why are we all still here?

It would have been devastating to the point of destroying all of civilization. It's said that when you die, your brain lives on for seven minutes, replaying your memories or living out new ones in a dreamlike state. And in dreams, as we know, time moves differently from when we're awake. Many people who have had near-death experiences have explained what it's like to have their life flash before their eyes. So what if we're living in the interdimensional spaces of our brains after we've already died? Seven minutes could feel like an eternity. According to the Matrix, the world ended in 1999.

AI took us over and the sky was scorched. Believe it or not, some people really believe that we're living in an artificial projection and that AI really did take us over. The holographic universe theory states that our three-dimensional universe is a two-dimensional projection on a cosmic scale. Basically, we're living in a massive cosmic hologram. And everything we perceive as being 3D is really just an illusion. Here's what I love about this morning show.

That one's terrifying too. Is that, I know morning radio is supposed to be ha-ha, silly, goofy stuff. We're diving into holographic planetary theories. Yeah. And anything. And everybody's on board. And I like how they make things scary.

All they have to do is add that. So their thought, all right, let's go to the Halbop comic. Y'all remember. Y'all remember Heaven's Gate, Marshall Applewhite? Yeah, I drink strong Kool-Aid. And he had a whole Heaven's Gate call, which is still alive and active, by the way. If you want to go to their website, they still exist. We don't talk.

They're talking. I told you when you joined it. Oh, sorry. Marshall Applewhite and the Heavens Gate called believe that behind the Hellbop Comet was a spaceship that was going to take them away. And then they all drank Kool-Aid and they all died. This theory here is that maybe they were right. Maybe they did escape on a spaceship and the rest of them. of us are dead.

Aw, that's not fair then. All right. Let's get into another theory of why the dates change. The scientist Stephen Hawking once warned that when we find the god particle, it could one day be responsible for the destruction of the entire

universe, and Hawking was not the only scientist who thought so. Their theory was that the Higgs boson is the precise mass needed to keep the universe on the brink of instability. But its delicate state, will eventually collapse, leaving the universe unstable. In fact, if this god particle were real, it could usher in a quantum doomsday.

On July 4, 2012, the god particle, also known as the Higgs boson, was found. What if the discovery of this particle indeed destroyed the universe as we know it, or at the very least changed it? Did you know that the most advanced calendar of the ancient world was the Maya calendar? This calendar only recorded up until December 21, 2012. The same year the God particle was found. What if? So that one's more of 2012.

That's a random one. My band God's Particles playing over with the song and dance. Oh, you are really good? The Higgs boson or whatever, that particle they discovered. These are all the random theories. That's what High Strangeness is. I don't have proof, Pumpkin. I don't have proof of ghosts.

I don't have proof of Bigfoot. But High Strangeness, the segment is all about the crazy theories that are out there. Yeah, you think about it. You think about it. What's interesting, though, with that one at least, it's the only one that's got a little, like, real science to it. That we did discover the God particle. The Higgs boson thing is real. With artificial intelligence being created now and man really merging more and more with machine,

this exponential improvement rate of tech has already started. In the time since 1999, in real life, we've been stuck in the same kind of minimally changing culture, except for changes driven by technology. We interact less, socialize less, trends come and go much quicker, and time progression is harder to mark because there are fewer tangible things to mark that time with. Let me give you an example. I saw a comment on YouTube from someone who said they were able to mark the time in the 2000s by when they were married and when their children were born.

And I agree, families are a huge marker of time progression as are major events like weddings, births, deaths, and high school graduation. But whereas in the past, people were going out to participate in more weekly activities, physically doing more things. Today, there's even less movement and activity. Fewer people go to the mall and even to the grocery store. Teenage trips to the movies, minigalfer, bloidering around, happened less often than everyone interacting on the phone. That goes back to Cody's point, though. The internet has kind of made us just different humans.

Yeah, there's more things available. And I personally, I disagree with that. Yeah. About the, oh, we're not moving around. Nobody's out. I think we're more connected than ever. Come up to my apartment complex at any point during the day and watch the 50 kids that are way over, you know, playing in the park. Or the playground and the basketball courts and like people, we're moving around.

Yeah, neither of my children were home at all yesterday. But they were golfing. They were at the mall. They were doing all kinds of things. It's just more convenient to relax. Like relaxing is gotten better. So when we do it, I'm like, Ah, look how lazy they are.

Well, no, I'm just very relaxed. Sorry, I'm not, you know. I know it's a heavy duty topic. You guys, you guys wanted a big high stranger. So I'm giving you the theory that the world ended in 1999. And I know this is a weird thing to say, and I know you're all like, well, then why am I and why am I this? I don't know if anybody's real.

See what I'm saying? If I get into this, dude, I'm going to sound crazy. They got them. They got him. I'm going to sound crazy. I'm still here, but they got him. He's gone. But what, yeah, but what if you're just in my brain?

You know, it goes back to the thing I always ran about on here. What if I'm in a coma? I don't think I'm in a coma. But it doesn't make sense that my life has worked out so well. I don't tell you. Like, it doesn't make sense. None of my life makes sense. So I buy into this.

In 99, I graduate high school. Boom, we're done. Is it because you have men sleeping well? Why? because at a wedding your wife got hooked upside down. Let them like ten times. All right. Finally, a more clip.

Really messed me on. Really bothered. Last clip. I'll get off of this. I know it's happening. This one's a fun one. So who did it? Why did it happen?

What? Obama? Yeah, Joe Biden. Joe Biden did it. No. Joe Byron. What happened in 1999 that locked us in this timeline if you believe in this theory? One of the most shocking explanations for what happened in 1999 is the simulation theory.

The idea that reality as we know it isn't real, but instead a complex digital construct. Some believe that the world we once knew was on the verge of destruction, whether due to war, a cosmic event, or something else entirely. Rather than allowing the catastrophe to occur, an advanced intelligence, possibly artificial, possibly extraterrestrial or even divine, stepped in and recreated our world as a simulation. Seth Theon's insane. Consider how drastically life has changed since 2000. Technology suddenly advanced at an unbelievable rate.

The Internet, artificial intelligence, social media, and digital surveillance all exploded in ways that seemed unnatural. It's as if we were placed in a new system, one designed to keep us constantly distracted, controlled, and unaware of what really happened. Some even argue that our memories and consciousness were uploaded into a fabricated world to prevent us from questioning the past. If you have ever felt like something isn't right about modern life, like everything feels scripted, this could be why. there it is that's fun their theory to bring it all back in a circle

yeah the reason we think of the mandala effect or like I thought it was Barronsteen or I thought it was through the loom with the thing Shaq definitely did

her uh did Kazan whatever simulation I'm in right now it's glitching a little bit like a little glitching a little glitch happens or like with the movie remakes it's like yeah

the simulation is making new movies but also it's like hey you want to see a Robocop again you want to see Adam's Sam Do HIPAA Gilmore again? Here you go. Yeah. Doing that kind of thing.

It's the one with the particle thing that we discovered that thing that made everything unstable. Higgs boson? Yeah. Bad God particle? You're welcome. It's high strangeness. That's fun. It's not for everybody.

Philly, I do the show for us. Not you, bud. It's for having fun with a weird topic. It's a weird stuff that I read on the internet. For those you at home, ripping a big bong before you go and do your day. Oh, trust me. If you want to rip a big bong and dive down this wormhole, I forgot to.

I can give you hours of videos. You know what I mean? So. The Matrix is a whole other thing. Oh, that's real to a lot of people. The movie The Matrix is telling you this. Yeah. But I'm not going to get going.

I'm not going to get going. It's a good movie. I don't watch that movie in a long time. It's a fun movie. It's a fun movie. It's a fun movie. It was a good movie. 315, 365, 409.

Are you in a simulation? Wow. I eat beans. Oh, I, whatever, this lemon cucumber, Ralphie brought us. I've never seen them. That might be the juiciest cucumber. It's a cucumber, this shape of a lemon. Oh, now he's eating beans wrong right out of his pockets.

I love pocket beans. Oh, my gosh. I'm not really not embarrassed and pocket veggies. What a good haul. Or fruits. Yeah, are we in, we got sweet corn now, don't we? Is it all, is it ready? Depends.

There's some places, Oliver's out there. Is that like, what's that like Marcellus? Is that what that's considered or whatever? Kind of. Yeah, yep, yep. There's has been really good. My favorite little stand kind of once you get off the thrway at Verona, that way.

They haven't had anything yet, but other places have. Oliver's has been really, really good. But I'd imagine it should start right about now. When you're driving around, you can see that it's all, like, I mean, a foot taller than me. It's ready to go. Strawberries? Do we got good strawberries yet?

Are we picking strawberries? I think that was already. I mean, there's still some. but that, because, again, that Oliver's is the place I go to on the reg because they have a ton of stuff. Joe says Reeves, like, peaches and stuff. Reeves Farms has ears at Nichols. All right, good to know.

Yeah, there's some stands with some strawberries rejoin. All right, then I missed that. And I did brag. I already bragged about it. I'm not going to brag again, but I did eat like the freshest peach I've ever eaten in my life out in the West Coast. Did I tell you that on the air yesterday? No.

Oh, we went to a farmer's market. Oh, okay. In Santa Monica. Oh, nice. It was really good. It's just, it was. Oh, like the freshest of, like everything was like made an hour from the place. I love that stuff, man.

That's what's nice about. I think they're still doing it. The downtown farmers market? Down here. I don't know how many more Tuesdays are left. They got that one. That one has tons of good stuff, man. Peaches, plums, grapes.

Oh, so good. No, that's just the best. Well, sometimes animals get in the house. Guys. Oh, that's the best. And I got a couple stories here. Let's start with the bear in California. I try to lure it.

A hungry bear broke into a home in California. That's not as fun. No. Security cameras alerted the owner around 615 on Friday when a large black bear opened the door. Over the course of an hour, the bear went in and out of the house, treating itself to snacks. Nice. All right. Including dog food, cookies, a bag of chips, and a container of sugar. The bear even tried a bottle of Worcestershire Shire sauce, thinking it was syrup and then threw it.

I get it, but you're like, Mm, get it out of here. I like when they have weird stuff. Like, remember was it last summer? We talked about the one that drank like 80 sodas. Oh, they just love it. They're doing, like, if we could do this as humans, we would. We would sit there and just drink 80 sodas.

Or see, that's one of those things where you almost could be like, all right, I know reincarnation may be crazy, but, I mean, there's a good point right there. I'm like, I came back as a bear. I'm like, no, trust me. Trust me, dude. He's a bear. He's a bear. Get to this car! Yeah.

I know that these marshmals are delicious. If you see a bear laying around with a bottle of Jameson after I die, I'm that bear. Yep. That's me. Looks like the sky puck. What is this grape collater on this kid's tent? Down in Florida, eight raccoons broke into this guy's house and had a party. I think the raccoon did that two or three days ago, and then they came back with all their buddies.

They were having a party. They would. Several of them on the step right there. There was several of them in the jacuzzi just splashing around. The three of them in the jacuzzi splashing around. And then looking at the other videos from the other camera on the side covered porch, we saw them all coming in and out of the house. Dude found one of this, one raccoon found a house he could get into it.

He's like, guys. Yes, he goes back and tells his friends because that's what happened right was like, it was before we went a vacation or whatever. I mentioned that there was no. raccoons up by me. It's like the only animal I hadn't seen. And then there was one. And then all of a sudden like two weeks ago or so

there were three. And I'm like he went and got his friends and I always was like we don't do enough to make sure these dumpsters are clean and they're going to bring in raccoons. And now there are three and I'm going to end up eating a rabies because I get home and eventually get out there. Don't touch your raccoon. I'm going to do

pepperonies to a raccoon. And that's the worst too because a raccoon that will approach you is probably going to be rabbit. Well, if it's nighttime, it might be okay. It just wants a little food. But throughout it like the day and bopping around, it's usually not the best for them. But no, I don't want to get rabies shots.

That sounds awful. If you ever want to treat yourself to a funny video, somebody on TikTok posted raccoons jumping on their outdoor trampoline. I love when animals discover stuff like that. Just treat yourself to a raccoons jumping on a trampoline. You're welcome. Flip your hat and I landed? I tilted my head back and my hat fell off and I went,

well, okay, fine then. and it landed in the just the most awkward spot possible. Because it's all a simulation, buddy. I couldn't do that again if I tried. Ahoy, hoi, hoy. Happy Tuesday. Cody and I will be out of the great New York State Fair. This Friday from 5 to 7.

We'll be over at the Ashley Lynn Wine Slushy booth. We'll be talking to Lindsay here in a little bit about where we'll be, what's going on and all of that. Five to 7 on Friday, come see your boys. It's fun. It's fun. I generally like doing, or genuinely. And I really like those.

Those wine slushies. They're my favorites. Nebraska, I swear to God, he tried rolling his hat down his arm like he was Fred Astaire. Then it got stuck under the wheelchair. He says he can't get grease on this. All right, let's talk sports. You got a lot of random sports stuff to talk about. First of all.

We talking about that Bengals' impressive preseason victory over Washington, bro? Was that a game on last night? You're talking about Tinsley, the new weapon for the Bengals, and two of the best catches you'll see in all the preseason? I'm probably not going to talk preseason football right now. That's on you, but go ahead, because Cooper Rush led the Ravens into Dallas. Cooper Rush's first appearance in Dallas since leaving the Cowboys and upset them in a pre-season victory.

Hold that thought, my friend. All right, sorry go. Hold that thought. First, we're going to start with baseball. Do not do a bat flip after a walk. Because you're going to clear the benches. He walks Pham

Fam got walked He's on corked a while pitch He does a bat flip Fame has been saying something to Heinevin And now the bench is empty I love bench is clearing ball The pitch before that Did you notice it

Hynden The Springer telling fan to calm down I like Tommy fam Complained about that pitch Is that rude? You don't flip the bat After you get walked well Motion like that pitch is outside

It sounds like it Like what the announcer was saying and it started from the pitch before. They get so bitchy. They get so bitchy with stuff, so something must have happened before. So then he walked and he did that as a sign of like, screw you. Heard his feelings. And it's insane the amount of people that,

the baseball players that are like, he got all the unwritten rules. I, if you walk, if you walk, I don't care if you do a backflip, spin around like one of those Olympic throwing things, and launch your bat 90 feet into the outfield. Who cares? It's a game. That was the Pittsburgh Blue Jays game.

Let's go to the Phillies game where they've got, the announcers have so much time to fill. Oh, it's, I. As two people who have made their living, talking on to microphones. Yeah, baseball's the ball. I feel so bad for baseball. Because it's just, at least it's faster now with like pitch clocks and stuff. But yeah, there's just that. It's a four hours of just, well, I don't know.

That's one of the, one of my like summer memories is watching Atlanta Braves games in the summer on TBS. And it was like that hot summer sounds. And in the game, because they just got nothing to do, but sit there, you could hear like the, not the fans like, hey, I'm here at the game. But like the fans in the stadium because it was so quiet. He's like, we got none of the dialogue. Oh, sorry. That's our bad. Philly's announcer John Crook got philosophical last night.

He's interesting. The person who invented the clock. Yeah, which one? The digital or the hand? The first clock ever. How did that person know what time it was? There is that sundial they might have used. Is that accurate, though?

Oh, I guess as accurate as it can be. So when you were contemplating the clock thing, did you come up with any answers yourself? No, I thought I'd ask you. I would think sundial. I love it. I love it. How do they know what time? I love it.

Thank you, John Cruck, for that deep question. Let's talk football now. That's great. As Syracuse has announced, Stephen Jelly, will be the starting QB against Tennessee. What do we know about him? I've not really checked in on the team yet at all. Just transfer from Notre Dame. Good ball player.

I don't think he's not, I don't think he's, you know, he's not a Kyle McCord level. Right. But he's pretty good. I think he'll do just fine with the weapons around him. Because McCord had some guys, but I think that you're going to see this year that there's way more weapons around on the team between tight ends and wider. receivers and stuff like that. Fran Brown said, quote, one is super talented as an arm thrower. The other is a natural quarterback leader, and it just depends on what our team needs.

That was last week. Well, apparently, Steve Angelly, I guess is going to get the starting spot there. Yeah. People were waiting to see who they pick. That makes sense if you're saying that, you know, Angelie's the leader and, like, he's good, just the same level as, you know, as, what's it, Ricky Collins is name is? But if you want a calming presence to go down, you know, into that BS, uh, neutral site game against Tennessee.

That's literally probably 100 miles from wherever they are. Yeah, yeah. As opposed to, you know, a million miles here. Mm-hmm. Then, yeah, you probably want that because that's going to be big time, big stage. You're going to want to calm the nerves. Have a guy just be like, hey, here you go. Everyone just relax.

Before you get in the dome and all that. Yeah. And then finally, something I know you're excited about. streaming right now on Netflix. You couldn't talk about any Super Bowl in the 90s without talking about the Dallas Cowboys. That was our time. Let's show the world who we are.

The legacy of the Cowboys is either love or ain't. The Dallas Cowboys. There's a soap opera 365 days a year. It's America's Team, the gambler and his Cowboys. Cowboys streaming right now. I forgot all about this. When I bought a team. I had a vision of what the game could be.

What a read by A7. They were loaded everywhere. That's why we say by land or by here. You couldn't stop it. We just never let up. We just had that swagger. Back to back, baby. As popular as you get good.

And that's a beautiful thing. The only thing else I got to say is, how about them cow? The ones who let the egos get in the way. You could sense that there was a power struggle. And then the wheels totally came off. There's trouble at the top of America's team. Guns and videotape.

So-called White House. Yeah. What can you? The White House. I don't know what that is. What is that in reference to? That house was that off-campus house. Party house?

Where they all went that got known about, but they, like, the married fellas. It was a house where everything went out. I remember thinking the dynasty over. When you got two teams that don't like each other like that, it became a bro. Only football families win championships. We were a football family. The belief that we had in each other went beyond just the game.

After all of that criticism, the Dallas Cowboys, all of that, Risk are one of the greatest dynasties in the history of the NFL. We do it. Our way, baby. America's team, the gambler and his cowboy streaming today on Netflix, buddy. See, when people like, how can you, like the Cowboys, they haven't won anything forever? Because I lived through that.

Yeah. So, I mean, I was younger, but that's enough to get me through. I saw those. I'm good to go. You can hold on to those. What's your rule? You won a Super Bowl in the last something years? years you can't complain.

Okay, got you. If, like, if you're a, you know, fan of whoever, you know, you got to look back. You can't complain, right. You're not allowed to complain. All right. Or also, I'll watch that too. I'm excited.

Where people are like, how can, like, how are you Cowboys fan? Because I also, it makes me like them more, how much people hate them. Yeah, you like, it's a heel. I like that. Yeah. I think it's fun.

I like that everybody's game against them is their Super Bowl. Everybody wants to beat them. Mm-hmm. That's fun for me. I think it's fun how much people hate them. Settling, rip a bong, and watch the show right there. I'll watch it. It looked really good, ma'am. Joining us on the line, Lindsay. Hi, Lindsay. Good morning, guys. Lindsay is from Ashley Lynn Winery, and you are going to be pouring wine slush.

She's out of the great New York State family. Oh, yeah. Swinging the slash. So tell me where we're going to be located, because we're going to join you on Friday. Where can people come find us? Yep. So it's across from Chevy Court. Right up in the colonnades. You're going to see our K-Rock trailer. I get it's going to be big old signs that say wine shakes and wine slushie.

We actually have two trailers. All right. So we'll be at the K-Rock one on Friday from five to seven. We already know about the K-Rock fish bowl. Tell people what's in that. Oh, yeah. So it features the nerds right on the bottom for the gravel. And then we got our blue raspberry wine slushy.

You have some Swedish fish. and if you'll want a little bit of whipped cream on top, you can have whipped cream. Oh. I know that's been a big seller for you. I'm excited to get into those. I love seeing those walking around. They're self-re appealing. What else are we going to have at the booth this year?

So we're bringing back two fan favorites. We have the orange dream sickle, and we have cookies and cream. So we're bringing those two back. And then we're going to have a couple specialty drinks. I've been teasing people, you know, all week long about what we're going to bring that's new to the fair this year. but we're also going to bring back another fan favorite, and we call it the Frisky Whiskey. Oh, okay. Talk about that.

So, yeah, that features Lock One Distilling, Liquid Buttercotch, which is, oh, my goodness, it's popular. So good. And we mix it with basically our signature wine shake, winnowal wine shake. We're going to put some chocolate in there, some caramel, whipped cream, top it off. If you want your shot in the bottom, in the middle, on the top, we're going to do whatever. that makes you happy. That sounds awesome. So you got the one booth is going to be right there across from Chevy Court.

Where's your second booth? Now, the second booth is going to be down near the poultry building right across from Leon's leather. Okay, I know where that is. Oh, yeah, the pickle barrel is, right? Yeah, right next to the pickle barrel. You can get your, you know, beef tips and little wine shake, add a shot of whiskey. Cody and I would prefer it if you referred to us as beef tips and wine shes.

cake going for a lot. Anything to make you guys happy. Lindsay, we can't, are we going to see you on Friday? Are you going to be there with us? I am going to be there. All right. We'll see you Friday from 5 to 7. Fair opens up on Wednesday.

Get over there and see our friends at Ashley Lynn. Cody and I will be there 5 to 7 on Friday, and the next Friday. Big smoothie will be over there doing the wine slushies. I'm so excited, Lindsay. We can't wait to see you coming up on Friday. We also have the newest wine shake coming. Okay. Well, let's, do you want to tell people what that is?

Yep. So, it is going to be the peanut buzzer, hook and wine shake featuring Josh's weekday whiskey. Yay! So tell people. That's cool. That's cool. So because people love the peanut butter and the chocolate at the winery. Oh, my goodness.

It's our best seller. So, why not add a little bit of whiskey to it? Explain what that flavor is. It's a peanut butter. What would you call it again? Peanut buzzer. You know, like a big old wine bar. Yeah.

That's awesome. So it's going to be my booze with peanut, give it the flavors again. So it's going to be peanut butter and chocolate. If you just want peanut butter in it, you can have it. Add a little, you know, Oreo cookie on top. There you go. That's a new shake for 2025 New York State there. There you go.

2025. That's the new shake. That's going to be so good. Can't wait to see you on Friday. I'll talk to you real soon about getting you that booze, okay? Absolutely. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Lindsay from Ashley Lynn Winery. We'll be out there Friday.

That's good. The peanut butter and chocolate will cover up the taste of your boots. Oh, how dare you. Big smoothie. Getting you in the big row. Of course, you can win. K. Rock presents Papa Roach and Rise Against with Under oath this September 11th at the Lakeview Ampet Theater. Listen to Big Squeaky on K Rock in the afternoons.

his wound. It's my boy right there. Of course, he'll have those to get you in the big row under the pavilion with big smoothie this afternoon. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. So a brazen heist goes around. I don't think I could do a heist. I always talk about crimes I could do.

I don't think I could do a heist. This is not like any knock on you, but I guarantee you I don't think you can do a hight. You couldn't do a heist. No. Well, what depends. It just be like you rating the fridge. Oh, I could heist the fridge. Yeah.

I don't know if I could heist a diamond like these guys did. No. No, I would never be able to do. A group of jewel thieves stole a rare $25 million pink diamond in Dubai. Wow. And were arrested just hours later. They didn't even get that far with it. Well, a lot of those, we, what are you going to do with it?

Well, they apparently had a buyer. Oh. Oh, but then I don't know what that buyer's going to do with it. Yeah, but once that guy does that, then I'd be like, screw it. If you want to do whatever you want with, I don't care if you huck it in a river. According to the police, a jewel trader had bought the, it was, I mean, you'd think you'd have a better name for it. Fancy Intense. Yeah.

All right. Here's your one chance fancy. Don't let me down. They're opening for my band, uh, whatever. I said before about whatever. Fancy and tense. I don't remember this too, but Joe. The guy

who was going to buy it then reported the thieves It's a whole mix. This is going to be a Netflix doc. So he almost like, the traitor was lowered to the meeting by members of a criminal gang who were the ones who stole the gem.

Yeah. The trader immediately reported the theft telling authorities, I just had a problem. The stone is stolen. Well, how else did you think they were going to get it? Yeah, what did you think was going to happen? They didn't go to the diamond factory and make it. Or try to like, well, I thought they were going to go to the fella

and convince them to give it to me for free. What was that TikTok sound? They gave it to me. It's free. They gave it to me. It's free. Within eight hours, Dubai police arrested three suspects from an uncle. Unspecified country. The latest official intelligence technologies track them down.

It's that face recognition stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Dubai has become a safe global hub for diamond trade. Well, we got that going for them then. Good. Good for them. No, yeah.

You couldn't do any of that stuff because Jojo's right. You'd be too nosy about what's going on after and you'd just be walking up. What happened here, guys? Dude, did someone steal the diamond? And then cops would turn around. You got me. How did you know that? Bro, you got me.

I'm so nosy. I would always return to the scene of my crime. Oh, I just, I, uh. You guys got any leads? You guys got any leads? No. Did you hear about, did you hear anybody like real handsome? Maybe doing this crime.

That'd be my other Achilles heel. Is that I would try to hype myself up? I'd be like, wow. Whoever stole this diamond is super smart. handsome and has a large penis. Do you think the guy was like Big full well and doubt He was very well.

He was good at sex and he probably did He probably stole a diamond and that did two chicks. You think he probably doesn't even need the Right. Whoever stole the diamond? You think he's so like well hung and rich that he don't even need the diamond?

He doesn't need it. He just did it because like it's like fun to do like it's how he feels alive. And like What do you even think of these pants that he was wearing. Yeah. And then, and then my nosiness would like, the desire to help would take over, like,

I bet I know where I want. Do you think he had cool vans on like these? Do you think he drove away in a Volkswagen? What do you think the footprint would look like as he takes a step in the dust and lifts it? Do you think it would look like that? I don't know. You go to him the cop, and go, do you need any prince and boop his nose?

Boop right there for you. It's true, man. I'd be my own unraveling. Yep. I'd want to be involved in some way. I couldn't just take the diamond and be done with it. You'd be sitting there. You go wait for the cops to look at you.

Then they look at you, look away. Look at you, look away. And you'd walk away. And they'd hear, they'd probably hate me. You guys mad at me? What? You guys mad at whoever did this? Who did this?

Do you hate him so much? You're mad at him? Sir, we're trying to investigate a diamond heist. Yeah, but you probably hate him, though, right? Like, you hate him so much? Say whoever did it was kind of sorry. Do you hate him still? You hate him?

What if the person, like, brought the diamond back? Then you'd forgive them and you'd be friends with them, right? Really, like mad at him forever. I need to go back to therapy, I think. I don't know. Hey Rock, welcome's Hardy to the Lakeview Amputter, September 4th, if you want to go, text Hardy to 315-364-109. I will pick random winners throughout the week, and we have those tickets.

Again, H-A-R-D-Y to 315-36-4-109. And I'm selling you. Get in there and watch Stephen Douglas Wolf because he is amazing. All right. Kevin is safe, Cody. I know you were concerned. Kevin the peacock? He's safe.

Oh, wow. I mean, he's always strutting around. Coppin Ohio had to catch an escaped peacock named Kevin. The owner told him that he might respond to his name, so here's the officer. Be advised, this is a lost peacock. Six has the owner in route. We're just going to try and keep it on the post property. Kevin, you need to go back to them.

Kevin, do not come. Kevin? Kevin! Kevin! The ultimate troll job would be if the owner, it's not named Kevin, but he was like, no, no, no, it's named Kevin. Kevin. It'll respond to Kevin. It will absolutely 100% respond. Kevin, you need to go back to them. Kevin? Do not come here. Kevin's coming back here away. Forty-two lives.

Be advised. Kevin is attempting to flee. Kevin is. Oh, Kevin is thrilled. Kevin, stop resisting. Kevin is thrilled. Kevin. Kevin is resisting. Yeah, everyone's telling us to get that state fair app. I didn't know they had a new app. Good for them. All right. What were you seeing, like things that are new with the fair? Yeah, I was just trying to find the new stuff. I don't know who you are, bowl of dough, but I'm coming to see you.

But that looked really cool. Cookie dough flavors. They're bringing 12 flavors of cookie dough. And I like the edible cookie dough. Me too. I know you can get it in other places, but that was one of the things I miss about being so close to Spira's. They'd have awesome, like, little containers to go. And one of them would be edible cookie dough.

And that's the first place I ever had. like the addable like you're supposed to eat. Mm-hmm. Is Sweet Praxis back at that cookie factory again? They, they, I hope so. They were so good, man. I had a little bit of bites of them. Yep.

Yep, I had some of their cookies. We will be out there on Friday from 5 to 7, pour in wine, slushies, and shakes. Really, Lindsay went on and on about the shakes. Yeah, I want to do all the things. Will they let us? I don't know if we're allowed to touch all the real equipment. We just kind of... Hey, listen, I'm in the food service business.

You are. You are. You have to wear the hairnets and suck. Beard net, hairnet, gloves, all of it. Yeah, that is true. If you're prepping on site, then yes, but if you're just doing that, you don't have to wear a beardnet. Good to know. We'll be the other 5 to 7 on Friday, big smoothie next Friday.

Joining us in studio from the Marriott. It's Lindsay and Anissa. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. How are you? Well, we're fantastic. As summer's going well, we've been enjoying the nice, weather, but believe it or not,

fall is upon us and with fall comes football and where's the spot to be? The spot to be is Shawnessy. Tell me about the tailgates because when is the first game home? The sixth? Yep, and that's going to be versus Yukon. So we're actually going to do a tailgate for the

first game even though it's a way just to kind of get the buzz going. Good, good. But let's talk about home game tailgings. It's a $12 package. It gets you a free shuttle to and from the dome which I think is worth it right there. Yes. So close.

They're also private charters, so it's not the central. So you'd be traveling in luxury. And you park just in your garage right there? And we comp that cost. So you're not paying for parking, not paying for the shuttle ride. You get a hot dog and a beer and other snacks. Oh, cool. And live entertainment for $12.

It's a steal. There really shouldn't be any reason to go anywhere else. Yeah. So you come down there. Do I got to buy that hat time? Or I can just do it the day off. Right there. Right at the door.

12 bucks, guys. Hot dog, beer, and a ride. You don't got to pay for parking. Nope. We shut down the entire street, South Warren. We have cornhole other games, a live band out there. Delicious food. I was just talking about, Sean, to see's food.

How much I want to get over there and eat something? Come on in. We still doing the pretzel bites, the little pretzel nuggets. We switch to ballpark pretzels. Oh, I still want to try those. I can find those for you. Still want to try those. All right, but, inissa, we, everybody calmed down what I say what I'm about to say.

I'm going to turn my head. We're going to talk New Year's Eve real quick, all right? Because you did say it starts booking now. It does. And if you can believe it, we're already talking and thinking about New Year's. So September 17th, we're revealing what this year's theme is going to be. So leading up to it, we're going to put out some fun teasers just to see if anybody can kind of guess what the theme is going to be. It's going to be Cody and I dressed as baby New Year, just diaper.

Yeah, I'm sorry to leak that, but we're just going to put out some teasers. We're going to be wandering on pictures of us in a diaper, but forget it now. But jokes aside, the theme is always great, but it's because you can take over the whole. event space, right? The entire hotel, all three of our ballrooms, our main lobbies, live bands, casino games, you can't miss it. So October 1st, our ticket sales go live right on Eventbrite. Okay. And we're going to be offering an early bird special for October 1st, and it's 20% off tickets. So do this. Put a little reminder in your phone right now or on your watch or whatever that October 1st, you're going to go, can I just go to Eventbrite and type in Marriott, Syracuse, downtown,

and it comes up? Yes, yep, and we'll be posting the link right to our social media as well, so it'll take you right there, but right on eventbrite.com. And then you'll be so relieved that your New Year's Eve plans are done. You already planned them. And you can buy this as a gift for somebody and be done with it. Awesome. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.

Guys, it's the Marriott. They're kicking off with the football again. What's the day for that Yukon tailgate? September 6th. September 6th, right there at home. But we're going to do the way game first. We're doing August 30th. August 30th.

Just get in there, get a vibe, enjoy the game. But then September 6th. Parking. Shuttle. Beer. Hot dog. Good vibes, $12. And then come October 1st, you're going to get those years of the passes.

All right, guys, great to see you. Great to see you. We'll see you again real soon. It's football time, baby. Somebody has already, I don't. A self-proclaimed cryptozoologist claims that he is coming to possession of a dead Bigfoot and will showcase it at the New York State Fair this year. I saw that picture or whatever it was, they found it up in the Adirondacks or something.

I mean, you're not going to, there's going to be nothing you can, there's going to be nothing you can do at that fair that that guy can do to convince me that's a real big foot? That's a real big foot? I mean there's going to be nothing unless scientists, you let Cornell University take it away

to which then they can determine that it's... Do the DNA and stuff on it. But even then, even if they do that and they're like, I don't know, it's inconclusive, we don't know what it is. It's not going to make me think that it's a big foot. Because has somebody who is a severe fan of

circuses and circus side shows. It's really not the world's smallest woman in that box. It's really not the world's biggest snake. No, that's a big ass snake, dog. It's a big snake. I've paid for many of those. And there's things. I've paid for many of those.

And they are fun. They're fun. I do like them. But that's exactly what I was thinking when he said he's going to, I will unveil it at the state fair. Really? So you're going to put a dead big foot. Mm-hmm.

the one of the world's most mythological creatures. You found it and nobody has come to you and like, no, you've show us this because you've basically said that you've caught an alien. And we want to see it. So no, you're not just going to set up a freaking tent at the state fair and you're just going to have it in there

and everyone's going to be okay with that. Charles, get out of here. Jake Stewart stumbled the plan the, quote, complete and remarkably intact body in October 24 in the Adirondack Mountains. So you still got it? Still good.

You've been able to preserve a dead, unknown mythological creature that no one's ever found you, but you found it and know the correct way to keep it. I got to ask our boys. We have a couple of showbrose who run a whole cryptid dictionary. I met him at the sci-fi horror con. I want to know if they know about this. Because this is, like, what they focus on.

And they're like, they focus on cryptids, especially around here. Because, again, it's one of those where, so this guy claimed he's found it in October, right? Like, other places would be in on this and being like, no, no, no, you're not going to. That's what I mean. You're not going to hide your big foot. If this is a real big foot, let's, let's, you know what I mean? And why wait almost a year? Well, the fair wasn't, I got to, you know what I mean?

You're waiting for the fair. Fair. Next year's state fair. No, the Discovery Channel would probably be like, hey, we hear you have a big fan. Again, my love of the circus also reminds me of the Cardiff Giant. You know how we had the Card of Giant around here? They're like, this is the Giant's Body or whatever. Yeah. It's fun. It's for entertainment. Yes, but. And if it's a fee, I'll pay the fee to see this. If it's a dollar. If it's a buck and I can go look at this thing. But it's going to be, it's going to be just a mangled. It's going to look weird. Wool, like fur looking.

But that's the way. work, man. That's the part of the circus. Whatever suit. Other side of this, we'll get into your 90s and 9. We'll play a little baseball. White Sox at Braves. He's not the Braves. He's not the Braves. Radio World League will hand you off to the 90s

at 9. Take us back to the 1900s. Technically the last decade that we really existed. Then it ended. And it ended and the rest is just this is all a simulation. We already did this? Or we didn't do it, but it's, I don't, I don't know.

I don't know. I got to go home and get baked again and watch the video. I got to really dive into it. We'll start all over. Twitch and YouTube, we are going to play some baseball. Braves at, no, White Sox at Braves. I am the Braves. Which is crazy.

That's the team that I enjoy. Get your bets in right now on our Twitch channel. Of course, gaming stream brought you by dazed dispensary open now. up on the S-U-Hill. I got another stream to do before we do. What? He's got to go. He's got to go.

He's got to go pee. Well, at least he'll be high and dry after, right, guys? Hey!