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Episode Date: September 3, 2025Got those first day outfits picked out? Josh is obsessed with the 1990’s Dallas Cowboys thanks to Netflix. The guys break down the impact of Howard Stern as his run may or may not be coming to a...n end. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Uh-huh, who is?
Is tonight the jackpot drawing?
I forget what date is.
It's Wednesday, obviously.
I don't know what the lotto's doing,
but I'm definitely going to be.
What?
Oh, wait, some different.
What are I,
what are I even saying?
That's something about jacking and.
Oh, the jackpot.
Nice.
And I didn't hear the second part of that.
And then I've heard tonight.
And I'm like, yep.
Yeah, it's like a billion dollars, right?
Last I saw it was a couple days ago on that sign.
It said 1.3 bill.
I guess I'll go ahead and win that then.
Odds are one and two.
$292 million.
Oh, wow.
So you're saying I got a chance.
That's great.
How much is it?
Is it just a buck?
You just go up?
I think these are like two bucks now, right?
Even if it's just two bucks, do you just go up to the gas station lady and go,
skip, here's $2.
I think they have the thing.
Or do you have to, like, have a whole.
No, I don't do what Frank did.
I don't have any numbers.
I just go, can I have two of the.
That's a noon.
I never.
And I used to hand him his numbers.
I can't remember if this is the one of the ones where you have to
because he did like the nightly thing
not the thing that was like every week
or not that whatever that
the power ball's like all of the states
yeah no no he was the
thing where I had to give him my numbers
and it was every week
$1.3 billion dollars
jackpot
wow
just go ahead and win that
I mean if you have
just find some random change
but it's really pretty cool to play because like
I guess even the last drawing
which would have been I don't know days
time because we were off Monday and we went to Oasis. But whatever the last drawing was,
nine people in the finger lakes, each one 50 grand.
Ah, well, all right. So people, you'll win smaller prizes. So yeah, you could win stuff then.
So who knows?
Memley says if you, if I give you my number, I'll give you a piece of candy. What does that mean,
Emily? Do you have, do you have secret insight? I mean, all right then. Oh, look it. Press the
camera so the Rick Erie cam, click. Yeah.
They finally come on this way.
Not that I want there to be anything going on.
We got fire trucks coming downtown.
But we just never, they always go straight
and we never get to see them coming this way.
Exciting.
Let's see.
We've had a lot of drama around the Galaxy offices lately.
There's been knives.
There's been fires.
There's our shanty town.
There's this woman who's building an entire, like, village.
Can't really.
By our dumpster.
Literally that.
She's got a whole wall up.
She does laundry.
She was sweeping yesterday.
She's got an invisibility cloak.
I think you really had.
Because if you put that up that over the fence, then cops can't see it no matter what.
To her credit, she's set up in a way that you will never see her.
Because if you're coming down West Street, by the time you pass her, you can't turn in a way to see her.
No, you're just going to have to see her.
And if you're coming the other way down West Street, there's a barricade.
So she may have an invisibility cloak out there.
She may have hacked it.
She's got a whole town, though.
It's expanding daily.
She was working on a wire rack of.
some kind yesterday.
Yep.
She was sweeping.
Yeah.
When I saw yesterday, she took the garbage.
She takes pride in her home.
I got to respect that.
They took the inner garbage can out of the garbage can that's over behind us and brought
it over there so she could sweep and throw herself away.
Good.
Listen.
Let's make...
How would I even say that?
I don't even know the joke.
Like, let's make this house a home.
Yeah.
But I would say, let's make this unhoused a home house.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
It's a bridge.
It's a house.
Let's make this unhoused.
Unkept.
Home.
It's the memories we make along.
It's the friends we met along the way.
It's the heroin we do along the way.
It is a whiskey Wednesday.
Tonight we'll be live at a...
No, it's 7 o'clock.
Oh, yeah.
We're switching up.
Big announcement here as we get into the wintertime.
We're switching our showtimes to 7 p.m.
Switching it up.
So whiskey Wednesday.
Cocoa Pops and house parties all at 7.
PM so update your schedule your calendar all of that just be a lot easier because it gets dark early
and then it's like just behind the curtain telling you guys how boring the seven to eight o'clock hour is
in my life where I've set up the entire show I've got all my files ready and now I just got to sit here
for an hour it's so boring you ever do that and all of a sudden it's only like four you're like
are you kidding me I try to time it out so when I because I show a lot of like music videos so I got
to download them I got to put them into my thing I do
a whole bunch of nerdy stuff.
Yeah.
So it takes a couple hours to set up the show.
I don't start doing that.
I try to do it as late as I can.
Like when you'd rather be like,
oh, I'm getting down to the nitty gritty.
Yeah.
I'd rather do that too.
And it always is like,
it always gets done to like seven.
And I'm sitting there.
I'm like, um,
sometimes I'll just go sit on the couch of my wife.
Or I'll be like,
I guess I'll just play a video game.
Like I'm like,
I'm waiting for something to happen.
It's a boring hour.
No, yes.
But those are also the times that,
I hate that too because those like last week when they get to me, when I have like,
I got three hours, then I'll get doing something or watching something random on TV or something.
And I'm just kind of like sitting there or whatever.
And all of a sudden I'll be like, oh my God.
And it'll be like 758.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah, that's the best.
That is the best.
You have, you do that.
I don't take, you know, Freddie for a walk.
I just go outside and throw his ball.
You'll regularly take Elsa for a walk and be like a mile from your house.
Like 7.30.
Oh.
You're like, okay.
So all of our shows are jumping to 7 o'clock for the wintertime.
As it just gets darker earlier, we can get it started.
We don't like waiting.
We like to get into it.
So we'll be live at 7 p.m. tonight for some whiskey Wednesday.
K. Rock presents Papa Roach and Rise Against Over at the Amp.
A little under or over a week.
September 11th, that is a show coming up right behind us.
I forgot that Hardy is tomorrow night with Stephen Wilson Jr.
It's fast and furious with the amount of shows.
that happen right now in the single chunk of September, yeah, as we wrap up over there.
We'll also have Blink and Yellow Card tickets to give away. Same day, that's also September 11th out of Darien Lake.
So keep it locked listening for that.
Mm-hmm.
Where you can watch the laser show?
Oh, y'all doing a laser show?
Well, I'm proud.
Laser show.
Oh, you're going to do a laser show after it's all done with Lee Greenwood?
That's cool.
We just will just, I mean, I don't usually get solid fireworks as champions.
Supernova faded out. Yeah, no big deal that happened. That's okay though.
But yeah, it's a cute laser show you've got there.
It's cool, though. It's cool. Oh, you don't got drones.
When are you doing your show draft? When should we, when do people be ready for that?
When are you doing that?
5.45.
Today?
Tonight, the way it will lead. We'll be wrapping up, hopefully, as or getting, you know,
close to it as we roll into Whiskey Wednesday.
Everybody's already been sent that link. There's only 12 spots.
Thank you for playing Cody Show League this year.
That filled up.
So fast.
Because you can, like, see when everyone did it in about three minutes.
Yeah, I got to make sure I get sales on that earlier next year so we can get a cool, fun spot to go out to.
Yeah, I was thinking I have an idea.
We will be back at one of us.
We'll be, we're waiting to see what time the game is for the Clemson game.
One of us will be at Killabrew for that Clemson game.
We're doing a tailgate out there.
If it's an early game, it'll be smoothie.
If it's a later game, I'll go out there and eat some wings.
I love your dog.
Eat some wings.
So plan on that for the Clemson S.U game.
Somebody from K. Rock will be out there at Killabrew.
Eatin wings watching football sports.
Okay.
Football sports.
Happy first day to a lot of people.
I know a lot of people had school yesterday.
Some day, some tomorrow.
It's that first week of school.
Got your outfits picked out.
I used to love that.
You get lucky because if you remember, you buy your school clothes.
But it's not really.
school weather yet. It's still kind of summer
weather, so you're like, I want to wear my new sweatshirt
but it's going to be hot. Well, you got a
crisp morning today. Yeah, yeah.
I always remember I would have a
jeans and
t-shirt for the new outfit.
That way it would be warm. You could always plan,
yeah. But that as you get older,
I don't know, I don't really remember
if I did that, because once you're like playing
sports and stuff,
you know what I mean, it's not about, well, I don't care
about my first day outfit. I have to go to practice
the second we're done. Yeah.
Yeah, my son has to wear his golf shirt today because they have a golf match.
I don't think they call a golf match golf round.
I never know, yeah, but that's what I mean.
Then all of a sudden you were doing that and then you start voting.
I remember when you're in ties, you're like, all right, we run our jerseys or shirt and tie.
It is weird that like my kids doing a sport this year that none of us can watch.
Yeah, no.
I remember that.
I used to be at every soccer game in the spring, in the fall, I mean.
Nope, you just have to get told about it.
Now he's doing golf and I just have to wait and pick him up.
You can go once it's sectionals and stuff.
Oh, can you watch it?
Like, you watch it at the turn or something?
I don't know.
I would imagine you can go and stand because you can go watch.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
There's got to be.
There's got, right?
Someone out there's got.
I can't ask him if I go, okay, can mom and dad come watch you golf?
No.
Ask his friends.
I will.
That's the other parents.
That was always the move of it.
Then he'd be like, no.
Oh, nobody he does.
His parents don't come and watch.
Yeah, I'm sure the other parents...
Because then there was always the move of growing up,
even though you're all buddies,
you'd still sometimes throw your friend under the bus.
And be like, no, my mom comes sometimes.
Dude, shut off.
Dude, don't tell him.
That happened with like a basketball banquet a couple years ago.
Yeah, no.
We found out after the fact all the parents went to this basketball banquet.
We were told, no, parents don't go to basketball banquet.
Yeah, you don't have to go to that one.
Yeah.
So happy first time.
And then he gets picked up by other parents,
No, we picked them up and we saw the peers coming out.
We're like, why are there so...
They could go, oh, yeah, people, their parents came to the bagel ballroom.
It turned, it turned out that it was a banquet for you.
Cool.
Whiskey Wednesday, tonight I'll go live at 7 o'clock.
We are updating our times for the winter season.
7 p.m. shows.
The awesome.
Whiskey Wednesday, Cocoa puffs.
Yep.
And house parties.
We'll all be at 7 o'clock here in the new season.
In the morning show.
We're going to start at 7 p.m.
Oh, I could never do that.
I could not do.
That would be awful.
This show needs to be the first thing I do in the day.
I could not sit around all day waiting to do it.
For just a couple hours.
No.
You can go to bed when I've done.
Absolutely not.
No.
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Rick and Morty
okay
I was just watching some of that
the other day
Rick and Morty
because I forgot
I know
it's a cartoon
I should have been into
but I
You can start it again
I've never watched it
but I know it's exactly
my style
I mean you could start it
It's on everything
Yeah
I mean you could stream it
literally anywhere I bet
Eventually I will
It's very smart
I got into Bob's Burgers
real late
and I love that show
now.
But that's one of the benefits of getting into these things late is that you've got so many
seasons to catch up on.
Yeah.
I have been watching and you got to set some time aside for this Dallas Cowboys thing.
I know.
I know.
I don't even care about the Dallas Cowboys, but I'm so invested in your stupid team now.
You want to listen to Michael Irvin talk.
Michael Irvin.
For about three hours, Michael Irvin would talk like this.
Yeah.
He don't dare.
That was Cowboys.
Then Dion Sanders with his cowboy hat sitting there and Emmett Smith, dude.
That was the craziest.
Like, I see why you liked the Cowboys then.
They were literally America's team.
It was a show.
You know who comes?
You know who?
If I could give any advice to anybody, if you're a real, like, if I could tell my brother this,
if you're a real diehard Bill's fan, do not watch this documentary.
Oh, wow.
That's they, and they love talking about how bad we beat down them buffalo.
Dude.
We went into that Super Bowl.
I respect Jim Kelly for being in it because he is.
Is he?
Oh, boy, Jim.
And they interview him, dude.
And it's like, every time, like, they get to the third Super Bowl.
I'm talking about the bills.
And Jim Colley's like, so we went to the third one.
And the Cowboys were like, well, they just lost two in a row.
There's no way they lose, three in a row.
And then they do.
And then it comes to the fourth.
Yeah.
And they're like, there's just no way they're going to lose a fourth time.
And that they do.
Yeah, four in a row.
It's so, I don't.
All to the same division.
All to the same division.
Like you, I've, I think I'm halfway through it.
It's called America's team.
It's on Netflix.
It's about the Dallas Cowboys.
And it's just interesting, like, information about sports and football.
And like, you really, I don't feel any, like, I don't like Jerry Jones anymore after watching this or us family.
Oh, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't like it.
He doesn't come off great.
I was going to say,
I don't think it's not something to make you like him, right?
All right, good.
No, it is not a fluff piece.
It's like.
Because I don't want to be because it's not,
he,
all he really was was a really rich guy that bought him.
He had some good ideas with TV and stuff like that.
But none of the success is Jerry.
He said that like, none of it.
Like it opens, it's even in the trailer or he's like,
he's like, yeah, I got this whale.
Because he was an oil man.
Yeah.
Didn't, wasn't he like,
Didn't he like inherited his business from his dad or something?
Yeah, he was a nephew kid.
Yeah, it's not his.
So he's like, I got this one whale and it's really hitting.
And I go, I just bought the Dallas Cowboys.
Yep.
And then, like him and Jimmy Johnson still don't like each other.
Yeah, it's still a little, little.
Like, even in the documentary, they aren't nice about each other.
No, because it's that they, I mean, Jerry screwed it up.
They could have went on a run that would still been talked about today as opposed to just being,
like, well, yeah, the 90s, Dallas is in thousands of Patriots, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
They're just included in, well, this scene was good then, as opposed to, you know, they would
have been compared to endlessly when like the Chiefs, you know, the last couple runs,
they would have been compared to that.
They would have been like, well, couldn't the Chiefs do what only the Dallas Cowboys ever did?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it's a lot of regret on Jerry's side.
But in, I'm sure, Jimmy, too.
And it's in the doc, too, where I guess Jerry said, I'm paraphrasing what he's like,
He's like, any coach,
what coach his team do, Super Bowl.
And they did.
And then they did.
And then he did when they brought in N Nutsbury Switzer.
Is justified Jerry Jones be like,
say, I'm a smart rich guy.
I know what I'm talking about.
I built the team.
And he really is like.
And he really thinks that it's his.
He wants to be on, he's on the field for every game.
That's the end.
Him and Jimmy Johnson are button heads because they're like making,
they're like arguing over personnel choices.
Yeah, that used to be a,
a much bigger deal because it was, all right,
when does Jerry get down to the field?
Yeah.
Because the stupid son of a bitch would roll down to that field every game.
And you could just feel the like,
and now the owner is, because, you know.
It changes the vibe.
Yeah, like the Falcons owner goes down to the field all the time,
and it's not a big deal because he's a mellow guy.
But Jerry is a, you know.
If we had Ed standing in here all morning,
it would be a different show.
Right.
You just showed up every once in a while.
You get the vibe.
I mean, you don't even get the vibe.
It's set outwardly that, like, there's this conflict.
This is all new to me.
Like, I know I'm saying things that you guys probably already know as sports fans for like your life.
I'm learning about the Dallas Cowboys.
Yeah, it's an interesting piece to watch.
Even if you're not into, you know, watching a ton of football, it's a hell of a story.
It's a hell of a story.
And then there's like this scene where I don't know if it was like that four Super Bowl or whatever.
How many did they win in the 90s?
So it was like their third win.
The one against Steelers.
Yeah.
And they're in the locker room.
Was that the last one with Jimmy Johnson?
No, the Bills was...
So whatever?
Yeah, the Bills won with Jimmy Johnson.
They're in the locker room.
And it's this footage of Jimmy Johnson, like he's doing his how about them cowboys
and the team's like all supporting him.
And literally Jerry Jones is just off to the side.
Clearly mad that why is nobody celebrating me?
Why is nobody hugging me and applauding me?
I own this team.
And that was the end of it.
That's when Jimmy's out.
And they bought it heads just too much.
Wow.
It's insane, man.
I didn't know the story about Emmett Smith, how they couldn't get him a contract.
Yeah, that's what they bring that up.
Anytime a guy doesn't want to play into the year, the team will always bring that up because they'll be like,
hey, it's okay.
Emmett didn't play in the first two games.
Three.
And then they won the Super Bowl.
And it was like Emmett Smith, he had big D energy because they lost all those games.
Yeah, that's what it was.
They went old three.
They went old three and he was like, anybody going to give me a Super Bowl?
He's like, anybody going to give me an offer?
So they did.
They're like, all right, fine.
It's really good.
Listen to me getting all excited about the stupid Dallas Cowboys.
Because that's one of, that's, you don't necessarily even need to pay attention to the on-the-field stuff.
It's the off-the-field stuff was enough to make you want to just be like, what are they going to do that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, football, great, great.
But what about when they're done?
And you forget that that was a dream team.
They have Troy Aigman, Emmett Smith, Neon, Dionne, Dionne, Santer, Michael, Michael,
And the endless other pieces that were on that D and offensive line and the safeties.
It was endless.
The amount of talent they had.
My favorite player from all that was from right here.
Who?
I always forget to re-ask for my Darryl Johnston jersey.
Yeah.
I've got a Darrell Johnston jersey.
Moose.
And then I just started the episode about the White House.
And it's so funny because none of them will say anything.
No, they don't know.
Because they were all married and stuff back then.
They don't want to be like, yeah, man, we have this house off.
campus we used to do bloke.
If you took in that order, sometimes not in that order,
that order or not, they're back and forth.
If you guys don't know about the White House, I don't even know much about it yet.
I just started the part where like they go to all the,
like clearly one or more of the players bought this house.
Yes.
They won't say who.
Yes.
They're kind of.
Michael Irvin.
Yeah, they're kind of eluding.
Because Michael Lerb.
Michael Lerner is the other one who's like, yeah, we had a great time.
He's the only one who's like talking about it.
Every other player is like, I heard about that.
What was going on?
There was it.
Was that near the practice facility?
Crazy.
You're telling me the practice facility was literally in the backyard of where this house was
and people would just go over there and do blow and get hookers?
Just a huge giant house?
That's insane.
And that was happening here.
I hadn't heard about it.
I didn't know, man.
Wild.
I didn't know.
Twitch.tv slash K-Rox C-N-Y.
I'm nerding out about the Cowboys.
I'm sorry.
I just really like, I'm really enjoying this documentary.
315, 36, 401, 1909.
Only time this week, Cowboys fans will enjoy talking about the Cowboys.
It ain't going to get any better than that.
Cowboys.
Hold on the
Eagles.
They're beating the Eagles tomorrow.
453.
Dude, I love it.
If I could just do a thing here, hold on.
Yeah, go ahead.
I could just do a thing.
Can I?
This monitor is exactly where I don't need it to be.
All right.
All right.
That's good enough, bud.
That's good enough, bud.
Your balls hanging out.
It feels like my balls are hanging out.
If I don't elevate it, it hurts,
but I can't get close to the microphone.
All right, I got to suck it up.
Hold on.
Why, you're fine like that.
But I'm not on mic.
I can't use my screen.
Oh, I can hear you just fine.
Oh, I feel like living as a woman.
I'm not living as a woman.
Not yet.
I feel like living as a woman is just a daily,
high alert situation.
I think many women will agree with that.
As this woman, just wanted to sell
some used shoes.
Nice.
See, that's what I'm saying
See what I'm saying?
Just so, you know, you could have said anything there
And I was going to say nice
She wanted to sell some of you shoes
Okay
So she puts them on, I guess, I don't know what she sold them on
Mm-hmm
She sells them
Goes to bring them to the person who bought him
Yeah
Clearly that dude starts asking if he can sniff her feet
Oh boy
She says no
Yeah
He gets mad, hits her with a car
Oh my gosh, yes
You see what I'm saying?
Oh my god.
Like women just trying to go through life, bro.
I get my car for what?
We had met up because I was going to sell him my sneakers.
He just wanted to sniff my feet and I didn't feel comfortable with that.
I mean, you can have my sneakers all you want.
I mean, I don't care.
I'm not wearing them.
You know, they're just stinky old sneakers.
But people like weird things.
And I met him down in the parking garage.
He did a three point turn and actually hit me with a car, ran me over.
I've met a lot of people who have foot fetishes.
Nobody has ever done anything to this caliber.
All right.
I want to follow up question on that.
Oh, my.
I've met a lot of people with foot fetishes.
Wow.
Wow.
What?
I know a lot of people with foot fetishes.
I've never been hit by a car with one.
Never been hit by a car.
That escalated quickly.
Did you ever see that footage of that?
I hope she's a college girl, but she's sitting in her car.
And a guy comes up and he taps on her window and he like,
can't speak English, but he writes on his phone.
I'll give you $40 for.
for your socks and she's like, okay,
she takes her socks off, takes the 40 bucks.
Oh, wow.
I mean,
like women just have to be on high alert at all times.
Because there's people like that around.
Psychos are bouncing around all over the place.
Yeah,
we had the homeless guy here asked a coworker like 15 years ago
in a threatening way to give me your shoes.
Yeah.
And not just because he wanted to have pretty shoes.
I would love to understand.
I want to know.
I don't know, and I'm not kinkshaming if it's consensual and you like feet stuff, whatever.
Yeah.
But I don't know the psychological thing behind all this feet stuff.
I wonder at myself, too, of the armpits thing.
Oh, that you like armpits?
That's weird.
I'm not kingshaming myself either.
That's weird to think that hot chicks, armpits are hot.
But you don't know why you like armpits.
No.
And these people don't know why they like feet and shoes.
But I'm also not like, I don't know.
Like, I don't like.
You're not going to file.
somebody around sniffing armpits, right.
I mean, I will.
But I'm not like,
I don't know, like,
uh, pledging myself to that.
Sure.
Yeah.
As, you know, feet people I think do.
They do.
I don't,
I don't think I ever once typed out armpit sex.
Yeah, but and you're,
and whereas you vary from feet guys.
Yeah.
Feet guys seem to always comment on every photo.
Like if just a woman is going about her day.
Yeah.
And her feet are in a photo.
Yeah.
They always run to the comments.
They're like, yo, let me get them feet in my mouth.
You're like, come on, bro.
Or there are the ladies that know that so they'll blur their feet in their pictures.
They should.
No freebies.
Whereas you guys haven't yet figured out that I'm just rifling through your albums looking for them armpits.
And is there feet fetishes in the gay community?
It always seems like women have a feet.
It's got to carry over.
I think everything carries over.
It's got to, right?
I don't like it matters.
Are there dudes that like other dudes' feats?
I bet, absolutely.
I bet there's dudes that love other dudes' armpits.
Because at least women's feet generally are cute and dainty or whatever,
but like guy feet are pretty gnarly.
Yeah.
So you got to be really into the game.
Yeah.
That's, yeah.
You got to be really into the game.
No free toes.
Also, yeah, like Dune said, I'm also not running around just everybody's armpits are hot.
You got to, I mean...
No offense, but you've got to be sort of attractive for me to want to look at your armpit.
I'm going to sell you my crutches, bud?
No, thank you.
Oh, they've been up there.
They've been up there.
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He gets emotional.
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8 o'clock on tweet.
No, 7 o'clock.
Sorry, I got to write that on my board.
Shows are all moving to 7 p.m. for the wintertime.
So we can get in bed when it's just as dark and we snuggle up on a couch.
Put on my little sleeping cap and my night.
I would.
I would.
I would,
my candlestick,
head to bed.
You know,
I know you're,
uh,
you know you're being silly goose.
I would be a zero percent shocked if you had a,
a sleeping cap to keep your head warm.
Hmm.
I would not be shocked at all of you.
In boys,
when I would go used to camp in Boy Scouts,
I'd have a sleeping cap on you.
Oh,
you don't want your head to get cold.
We'd sleep out in the lean tube.
Oh,
no, that makes,
no,
that makes sense.
Because honestly,
in the winter,
I've done it.
Mm-hmm.
Like,
if you,
if you're cold or whatever,
you put a hat on.
I absolutely will put on a winter hat
and just lay in bed or just, you know,
be around the, you know, the house and
like around on the couch because it's not...
I do the other end, something that's very controversial,
and I think many of you will be disgusted by,
especially showgirl Katie in the chat,
is that I love to sleep with socks on.
That's the thing I started a few years ago,
and I don't know what it is.
My feet feel so warm and cozy and toasty.
Sometimes in like the winter, yes, I will wear like the fluffy socks.
That's too hot,
I'd make it too hot.
But then they'll come off, you know, a little while.
But no, that's got to be, even if I'm wearing, like, a shirt, which is even worse.
Yeah.
Then, but no socks.
I could literally be just an underpants and socks.
No, I have to be just underpants no matter what, really.
Or I really can't sleep that well.
And I don't care who's in the room.
Do you sweat?
Yes.
But, again, if I'm, you know, okay, like if, you know, I got the window open or I'm in my underpants, then I'm usually a little better.
but I do get a little flaty.
That's why I like to wear Josie on the Prince.
Yeah, a lot of you were grossed out by my socks in bed statement.
I don't know what happened.
Something changed me a few years ago.
Do you change your socks?
Because then I'd be okay.
If you like, we're like,
No, now I feel gross because I don't.
Because we both Mr. Rogers it when we get home.
And we will start doing it here at work when we get to work.
Yes.
Take off our snow boots, put on our sneakers.
But once you get home, do you change your socks?
Because then it'd almost be okay too, because now you're just at home socks.
It's your home.
Your home's not dirty.
I don't.
Well, somebody won't bring forth in there.
Certain.
Okay.
No, I, uh, I, uh, I wear the same socks all day.
I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
But also, you're in your shoes.
Yeah.
A lot.
I don't know.
And it's also the bottom of your, your footbed.
It's not like you're putting your plate a,
a chicken tendies on the bottom or something, although.
Katie says socks are foot prisons.
Bob says home socks with the grippy bottoms.
Right?
That's what I mean.
I change everything.
I go through a lot of clothing.
I'll do a t-shirt swap when I get home.
I'll do multiple.
Yeah, you go through a lot of shirts in the day.
A shirt I'm wearing all of a sudden will not feel comfortable.
That ain't in anymore.
I go, this is not acceptable of a shirt.
I'm so mad.
I don't know what.
I don't know what you did, True Classic,
but I bought a five pack of True Classic black T's.
Uh-oh.
That's your jams, right?
Because I only wear black T-shirts.
And I used to wear Eddie Bauer black t-shirts,
the T-XL, tall X-L black T-shirts.
Then I was like, I lost a bunch of weight,
and I was like, I'm going to get a new pack.
Yeah.
So I get in the ads for True Classic.
And the weirdest thing has happened.
all five shirts are are aging differently.
Does that make sense?
Like one is all stretched out.
Oh, God, that's.
One's all faded.
It's like they're like different shirts.
Are you doing a solid rotation?
Or are you wearing them willy-nilly?
So you might be wearing one eight times in a row.
And then another one.
You know what I mean?
Like, because I noticed I was doing that with underpants.
I was wearing the same couple, like, week of underpants.
I don't know.
Maybe, yeah.
And then I'd wash and then put them.
right back on top.
And then I was like, you're not giving the bottom guys any love.
You gotta stir this up down here.
Yeah, good point.
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A lot of news about Stern yesterday,
because is he finally wrapping it up?
We don't know.
I guess he doesn't have a new contract.
Okay.
I grew up listening to Stern.
I appreciate what he is.
Yeah.
I just don't know if his business model works anymore.
It's, it's, a lot of these guys is,
they're getting things that just,
I can't see how they work.
Like, where they give him a billion dollars for whatever.
Hey, Adam Sandler, here's $500 million.
You just owe us five things.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It is.
The return on investment are not,
they can't be what they were anymore.
Like he's not,
I mean,
I mean,
if someone like me that is in the radio,
as much as I am,
just recently got serious at the very bottom level
and had nothing to do with him.
Yeah.
So that's probably not good one.
You know,
he's supposed to be their cornerstone.
And I didn't get it.
This is the first time I've ever purchased it.
And it had nothing to do with him.
Like I,
I obviously respect the hell out of him
and love what he's done
and he was a trailblazer and all that stuff.
But I liked,
I liked listening to him
growing up into my,
like my early 20s,
I would listen to him.
You could say that I was inspired by him,
but I don't know how much I was,
because I don't really like,
I don't know this is weird.
I don't like dirty comedy as weird
as a song as it sounds.
No, I get it.
I get it.
Same.
I'm more inspired by him.
like Latterman, than I am stern.
Yeah, no, I, yeah, I was more inspired by comedians.
So, like, the Sibian stuff and all I, no, I, know that.
Like, sex stuff.
I don't know why I just, it's not my bag.
It wasn't my thing?
I, I, I was not a big fan of, okay, okay, but what if you show me your boobs?
What if you, hey, hey, hey, what if you show me your boobs?
What if I had, what if I had three, three little people come in here, and they, they
smacked your butt cheeks, but then I look at your boobs.
But that stuttering John has his weeder out.
Huh? What about that?
I don't know why it always made me uncomfortable.
I don't know why.
All right.
Because you could tell the guests.
Maybe it's because we're like boy moms.
Like we're,
hold on,
we're mama's boys.
And you can tell the guests weren't always in on it.
And the ones that were too overly when like they had people that were also there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, man, this is really uncomfortable.
Yeah.
I'll never be as successful as Howard Stern.
I'll never be making millions of dollars a year.
I don't know if I'll ever be making $80,000 a year,
but it's like he's the top tier.
I just don't know if that business exists anymore.
We're serious going to want to pay him all these millions of dollars.
And what sucks for him is I can relate to like,
not at this level,
but I can relate to him caring about his coworkers
because I care about you so much
and I obviously want you to be paid.
Yeah.
So he's got this other stress
where he's got like
100 people that work for him.
Yes.
Like me, if I was like, I don't want to do this anymore,
I'd be like, that sucks.
I'm gonna, you know, Cody can't do this anymore.
If he's like, I don't want to do this anymore,
a hundred people are out of jobs.
Yes.
And like you were saying,
you were listening to a show recently
where he's like, what are you going to do?
Yeah, I just wanted to see how he was tackling it.
And it was the same where he was like,
I don't know what to do.
But on the same side,
one of the reasons I don't,
I stopped even paying attention
was because he would
everything would be a character
everything would be and he would
like you can't have
500 people that work
for you but they're also characters
yeah he hired people that are like
just no other place would hire
and it's like we don't need
sale governor Richard Christie all these people
they're not employable anywhere else because they're F-ups
yeah we don't need 80 people that are
Steve
You know what I mean?
Right.
Oh, JD.
Bring in JD.
Who?
Yeah.
Well, he's a guy.
He's interesting.
He could make him funny.
Yes.
You can't make him funny for 20 years.
Forever.
Yeah.
Same with Stuttering John.
He was funny a little bit.
Yeah, none of those people are interesting.
Beetlejuice is still funny.
I'll still laugh at Beetle juice.
Me?
Who me?
Who me?
Who me?
He was supposed to return yesterday to Sirius.
And then they put out a thing.
No, he's not going to return until next week.
I guess his mother's not doing well.
His father passed away a couple years ago.
His mom's alive.
Yes, dude.
That's why he's going to be alive.
He's like a hundred.
He's 70-something.
His parents are in their late 90s.
He also stopped.
He was ahead of that
curve of everything that you do
also needs to be a video.
He was.
He was way ahead of that.
Dude, I got to give him that.
Howard TV and that e-show back in the 90s.
And now he doesn't do that, really.
You got to pay for it.
Oh, really.
He does have Howard TV, but it's a whole other thing.
That's where, yeah, no, you can't be like, no, pay double for me.
Pay me for here, pay for me here.
Like, no, man, you got to have one where, you know, we watch.
Like, again, like, come do, take some of Netflix money for a little while.
Do two years.
That way it's on, you know what I mean?
Look, it's on a, you can watch it.
Yeah.
Power on Netflix.
It's a hot thing for a little while.
And then it peters out.
And then after two years, he can retire.
Maybe his staff can put away some money.
They should have been doing that this whole.
whole time.
No, yeah, I know.
It should have been spinning off into something else this whole time.
That's what his show was, a lot of him.
But he also, can't ever tell when he's being serious all the way?
Because he would try to call out his employees for, you know, having extravagant purchases
and whatever.
And then he would make, like, a joke.
And then the seriousness of it would be gone forever.
Like, he was trying to criticize this guy.
Like, right in the middle of all of everything that we're doing right now.
Yeah.
You went to the track, right?
It was how much you bet on the horses.
like you're out gambling like
and you're in a meeting three hours earlier
crying to me about and then you go to the gait to the track
and then he immediately made a comment a couple minutes later
about the horses weiner.
I think he generally, I think he's trying to like
be compassionate with the people but I agree that's stupid.
And then you lost the you know everyone
awa horse weiner, yep.
But they all live in the tri-state area, Connecticut, Long Island, Manhattan.
It's expensive as hell to live there.
So all these guys probably have, and gals probably have huge houses.
It's only Howard, Robin, and Fred that get big paychecks.
And Gary, Gary gets paid a ton of money.
And it's like the rest of them probably aren't making a ton of scratch.
I don't know what they would do after that.
But I'm also a morning radio purist.
And by that, I mean, he wasn't doing the job anymore.
He was only doing 100 shows a year.
Yes.
The job is your audience wants you on the radio in the morning.
Yes.
And he would do like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Yep.
And then take literally the entire summer off.
And I know we take vacations and that that sucks, but we take...
Not like that.
No.
It was the same reason.
And I didn't like him that much to begin with.
But when Mike and Mike split up, Golick and Mike Greenberg became ESPN's biggest star where they tried to push him to be their big thing.
But his ego is too big.
So he took every other day off.
And you're like, all right, inconsistency has driven me to never turn that show back on.
And anytime he's on anything, it's like,
Are we being graced with the great Mike Greenberg today?
And it's like, you ain't that good, bud.
I think you and I are the same in that.
Sure, $100 million to do 100 shows a year would be,
that's a million dollars a show or whatever it is.
Yeah.
Would be great.
But we also recognize the success of a good morning radio show comes.
And he never really leaned into this.
He had the whack pack.
He had all of his characters, people that would call in.
but you have a parasycial relationship with your audience.
They depend on you to be there.
Yes.
When they get up in the morning.
Because it's part of their day.
Yeah.
It's not like a sitcom where like, yeah, watch it once a week.
It's not like it's a movie where you come out once a year.
Right.
This job is a job where you're there every day.
Yep.
So once you shift to just three shows a week, you're off all summer.
And you don't know when to find it.
You don't know when to find it.
I just think that he didn't,
he changed in a way that I don't think was beneficial.
No.
He pooped on podcasts for a long time when they were taken off.
So he missed that train.
I don't know.
It's just like he's an old guy.
Yes.
Yes.
And you can see this footage that leaked.
There was this whole like internal meeting that they had.
Oh, really?
Where he's like talking to the staff.
And he just comes off as really out of touch.
He's like, why aren't we tweeting at celebrities to get them on the show?
He just sounded like a dude in his stuff.
Yes.
And it's like, bro, I don't know if this is, I don't know if this is your business anymore.
You found it a great, you made a million duplicates.
Trust me, there's a million guys trying to do your schick all over this country.
Yes.
Every morning.
Yep.
Free beer and hot wings have made bank off the fact that Stern went away.
When Stern went away on radio, so many just.
Bros, bro.
Carbon copies swept it.
They're like, I could do that.
I could be stern.
Kid Chris has rode his ass since he called into a show or whatever.
Kid Chris did.
Yep, yep.
Bubba made a big living off of it.
Free beer and hot wings.
Rover out in Cleveland made a big, like all of these copycats.
Yeah.
Who just want to do edgy 90s radio in 2025.
As opposed to just being normal, relatable people.
Just be yourself for like a day.
And not to keep pooping on his people.
but that was always the other thing is that, yeah,
he's got a thousand little side people.
And if he has 50 of them, two of them are entertaining.
None of them are worth listening to at all.
And none of them are interesting on their own.
At all.
Even the littlest bit when they try to do stuff.
In my office, they went on the...
I have a poster in a T-shirt from Ronnie Munn's tour.
He, Ronnie Munn did a comedy tour.
He's the limo driver.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he, him and JD came here, but maybe, I don't think Sal was on that one, whatever.
It's autographed.
It's in the office.
Because I'm a fan of what they are.
Yeah.
And I'd go to this comedy show, and it wasn't good.
Like, none of them have.
No, they're not comedians.
Talent.
No, no, they have no discernible talent other than they were some type of weird, disgusting.
He could make them interesting.
Yes, because they were such degenerates that, hey, hey.
Take your wiener out and let me throw a hot dog into your butthole.
And they'd be like, okay, Howard.
Yeah.
Okay, Howard.
And that was 25 years ago.
I don't think that's the business anymore.
And he can make it funny for a little while, but after a while it was like,
we got another one of these guys that is just, it was almost like he was taking advantage
of disabled people after a while.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where it's like, how many more, like, you know, just not all their people you're going to
bring on and laugh at them?
And I don't know.
It was just
didn't seem funny ever.
And I'm not,
I'm not going to say anything more than this.
It's pretty clear that Cody and I are pretty lefty-lib, hippie-hippies.
We try to bring very little of that to this show.
That's not why you're here.
You're not here for political stuff.
Yes.
So we do it very limited.
He was the opposite.
I think he got really political since Trump came along.
Yep.
And I think that that probably,
all you're doing is turning off half the audience.
Yeah.
That's what I always say.
50% of the country.
is not going to like whoever's in that office.
So just try to be good people.
Stand up and talk for the things you believe in, which I think we do.
Stand up for it.
But you don't want people to turn you off just because you're alienating them.
You want him to come together and you want to have a conversation.
And I think he maybe went the other direction in that.
I don't know.
So I don't know if he comes back on Monday.
I think it's a different business.
I don't know if he's in the radio business anymore.
He's in whatever his business is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
he's in the Howard Stern business
which he's always been
and he's been great at it
I'm not diminishing his credit at all
I just don't there's no
$30 million morning radio
hosts anymore no there's just
that doesn't exist
no I don't I don't know if
I don't know how serious makes money
if I'm being honest with you
I have no idea
every day I if I order a pizza from Pizza Hut
they offer me three free months
yeah you get it for like what a dollar
uh is it a dollar
or $2.99 a month?
So $2.99 a month.
They're not running.
For hundreds of channels.
They run ads on like.
I just turn it.
Yeah.
And it's like Stern's ads were always like Stephen Singer,
like a random jewelry store in Philly.
I'm like, how are they paying for this?
I don't understand it.
No.
That was another thing he was talking about where he had one of his old advertisers on.
And he was talking about how it all you had to do back in the day,
you didn't have to give us the address.
You just had to.
mentioned my name and within, you know, an hour.
My store was flooded.
Yeah.
And he goes, today, you know, that was like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways, I've said all I got to say.
Cody and I are just, we're kind of radio nerds.
We really love this industry.
We're obviously, you know, students of it.
We followed Stern.
We followed all of them.
Interestingly enough, neither of us were heavily influenced by him at all.
I just listened to him, but I listen to him.
but I listened to Rain Man more than I listened to Stern growing up here.
The best influence that Stern had on me was that he made all these spinoffs.
Like even Hunter tried to be a Stern spin-off a bunch.
Oh, absolutely.
But, well, because he saw that he can take advantage of women by doing.
But, like, the spinoff, like, Opie and Anthony was a great example.
That was the exact opposite show I wanted to do.
I don't like either of them.
They both come off as horrible people.
Yeah.
There's an audience for it.
that's fine.
That's just not my show.
So if anything,
Stern creating all these duplicates
showed me what I don't want us to be.
Yeah.
I want us to try to be good people
who are in the community that we live.
You know?
Anyways, I've said enough.
He's not back yet.
We'll see.
He comes back.
They're working on a contract.
They're working on all this stuff.
But, yeah, I,
I mean, I think they should
just mutually
say, you know what, thanks.
Hey, you know what?
That was, you put us on the map.
We kept your,
Career live?
Let's, you know what I mean?
The best years were the Artie years, in my opinion.
Already on that show was fantastic.
Yep.
And then he just...
So, yeah.
I don't know.
We can keep talking about it on Twitch.
I sure it's very boring for people who don't care about radio like we do, but...
Because it's an interesting situation.
I think it's one of those where it's relatable because everybody knows.
Yeah.
Wow, it's dirty.
Yeah.
I mean, everybody knows...
Everybody knows who we are.
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As we always say, check on your elderly people.
As Cody used to have to stop old women from
wiring money to people all the time.
Well, this is another story like that.
Germany, mostly a lot of the times.
A lot of German sheisters.
A woman in Japan fell for a scam.
She got a message.
Uh-oh.
All right.
I got to give people to benefit it out.
She was old.
Yeah, no, the old people getting to take advantage of.
It's disgusting.
So this is, it's why it's sad.
Somebody messaged her, claiming to be an astronaut.
Oh, cool.
Oh, wait, no matter.
I'm an idiot.
See, I fell for it.
See, you're already in.
I fell for it.
Oh, an astronaut.
Oh.
And then he needed money because he was about to run out of oxygen in space.
Yeah, that's, that's the appropriate reaction.
I know.
You said a lady in Japan, is she Japanese?
And this is like an American sense?
So it was kind of weird,
so she kind of got confused and that's not fair either.
I don't know that part.
Because that sucks, man.
I started back in July.
She started talking to the guy on social media who claimed to be an astronaut.
Oh.
But she kept talking to him and then developed feelings.
Good for that 80-year-old getting tingles in the down low.
I made a bird tweet.
And then one day he said he's in space on a spaceship.
Yeah.
He is under attack.
Oh, no.
Needs oxygen.
Are all the aliens?
Can you float me $6,700?
That's how much...
Six, seven!
Six, seven!
What a!
That's how much it costs for auction in space, little known fact.
I didn't know that.
6,500, so he was a little bit of a douchebag asking for more.
It's only 65.
Who's your oxygen guy?
I mean...
Okay.
Tell me who your oxygen guys, if you're getting it for 65.
Well, you know where I get most of my air from is Uranus.
Sad but true.
She sent it to him.
Then the officials got involved.
I don't know how like they found out or whatever.
That's good.
Yeah, sugar's right.
That's good Wi-Fi.
Oh, got that space Wi-Fi, man.
Well, Starlink is just up there all the time.
Can you just connect to one of those satellites?
Oh, yeah, I wonder if it's the best Wi-Fi.
You're saying something now that I want to learn more about, but is it the best?
Guys, somebody smarter than me answer that question.
If I'm in space, like literally next to.
like a Starlink satellite? Is it the best
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I don't want to jump the gun on getting.
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I'm an ugly man.
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which was the scariest on-screen
villain to you growing up?
I don't even know its name.
It's gonna, that'd be a deep dive. I'd have to...
I have one. I have one,
but I don't know his name. Okay.
And I don't know.
It was played by Joe Pesci.
But for some reason, one of the only VHS tapes my father owned was Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.
Well, the one's under his bed.
So we'd go when he'd go there on a Saturday.
I don't know if we'd go back to bed or whatever, but he'd put on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.
Yeah.
And there's like a scary Joe Pesci.
Oh, really?
He's in that?
Oh, my God.
Like to this day, I'm still bothered by Joe Pesci and Michael.
Jackson, Moonwalker.
Is he?
Joe.
Look at what he looks like.
Pashy.
I think he has little glasses.
Moonwalker.
Oh, that character.
That character, right?
I forgot that he was that guy with the upside-down ponytail.
Yes, and I don't know why.
Oh, yeah.
His image scares me.
He's just really evil in this movie.
He's every bad guy character from ever back then.
I get it.
Yeah.
Same with the Little Glasses guy from Rod.
Roger Rabbit?
Yes, that's what I was going.
He looked, yes, he looks exactly like that guy.
That would dissolve the tunes.
Yep.
Can you think of some of yours?
And send yours in, by the way, too.
A lot of you're saying like Freddie Kruger,
Hellraiser.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of...
What was that scary thing on TV
that really, like, still sticks with you to this day?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of, like, what I watched
that I was like, oh, God, or whatever.
Did any of the Ghostbusters villains scare you?
No, not really.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
I'm trying to go through different movies and stuff in my head.
And, no, I was never really a...
scared, you know, kid with that stuff.
I didn't watch a lot of stuff like that.
Michael says the witch from the Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, just Howard the Duck was weird.
Oh, that was just weird.
Yeah, that was weird.
And that was weird.
That was kind of creepy in itself.
I was freaked out by the characters in Dick Tracy.
Remember all those?
Yeah.
They weren't meant to, well, they were meant to be evil, but they weren't like,
yeah.
They were just creepy looking.
Yep.
I'm sure there were.
I'm just brain farting.
The pig man from private eyes.
I don't know that one.
It was a pig.
Hannibal Lecter coming in a bunch.
Did he freak you out?
Did he scare you?
Did Hannibal Lecter scare me?
No.
Because again, I didn't watch a lot of these.
And I remember going to do something when I was way younger,
and we were allowed to pick out a video.
And I remember I obviously picked out a Rossling video.
Nice.
Duh.
And I remember my stepsister picking out, I forget which movie it was.
Halloween or something.
And I remember just sitting there
just being like,
what are they doing?
Leave the block.
Yeah.
Or you know what I mean?
Just not really being
understanding what, you know what?
I mean, it wasn't scared to me.
It was more like
he goes real slow.
Just get out of there.
Keep going.
Yeah.
Dune says the lepricons scared the ass out of me.
I'm the lebrican.
Yeah.
There's, I'm trying to
things in cartoons.
There's got on the cartoons.
Do you know what?
Everybody Carol's texting in.
What is that?
The skeece?
How do you say that, Carol?
Dark Crystal.
What is that?
The Skeeses?
I know that you're, that character, but just type in dark crystal, all.
Any character.
Dark crystal.
Skeez.
All right.
Yo, that's horrifying.
Yep.
Yeah, that movie was, that was too much.
That's horrifying.
Donkey says the clowns from killer clowns from outer space.
Yep.
Skull Duggery from Cowboys of Moom Mesa.
Okay.
All right, Toby, you're getting deep on me there.
Large Marge is a good one?
That's fine.
Yeah.
There's...
Large Marge freaky out?
There's some good ones.
Because it was...
I remember even back then being like,
the hell happened?
What's her eyes doing?
Mm-hmm.
Because it wasn't a sci-fi movie.
I think a lot of our, like,
Large Marge, the Dick Tracy ones I referenced.
Yep.
The Moonwalker.
I think it was just all bad prosthetics from the 80s and 90s that were freaking us out.
Yes.
Case and point.
Hand bones.
That's a perfect one.
Zeke.
Plymer?
Zeke the plumber.
Right?
It was just a bandage on his nose and it was weird.
I gotta get out my Zeke the Plumber shirt for Halloween time.
Over a guy's face.
Mm-hmm.
That was it.
Mm-hmm.
Awesome.
Toby, you are the only one who remembers Mo Mesa.
I don't know what that is.
Well, the text line is saying it.
They're all saying it.
Mo Mesa?
Oh, yeah.
The movie signs freaked you out when the alien gets shown at the birthday party.
That's fine.
They freak you out.
But I was like 20.
Maybe, not 20.
But I, you know what I mean?
I was old enough where, you know, that, it didn't really.
Oh, Michael says this show scares him.
Drowning Pool, according to Josh on our text line,
The Best Pit at the reboot was during that song.
Right on, I bet it was.
I bet.
They put on a hell of a show.
Yeah.
I became a drowning pool fan.
I think a lot of people did.
No, I've always been a big fan.
I liked them a good amount growing up.
And then I liked him even more when Ed did his fun little,
I'm going to have a concert, I'm going to have a free one.
I needed the free fall.
And he had drowning pool in the parking lot across the street from Galaxy,
one of the coolest days ever.
But that was a different singer then, wasn't it?
I honestly don't remember as much because I was way back here.
Like, you know, on this side of the whatnot's not out there.
But I think it was a different one.
And then right after, I think, is when that guy hopped on.
but they were all from the guy that passed away to now.
They're all really good.
They've all been really good.
And it's like you forget when we interviewed them before the reboot,
you forget about that Texas scene a lot.
Yes.
Like the bands like Dimebag and Pantera and all these Texas bands that came out.
They're one of those Texas bands, man.
Yep.
A group in Georgia, you love these stories.
It seems like we can do one every single day.
Georgia.
Broken New World Record by playing kickball for 52 hours.
Oh my God.
that's no thanks a little excessive no thanks yeah oh my god after like two hours we used to be
destroyed physically the night time the energy kind of dips a little bit but then as soon as the
sun comes up we start waking back up again that's right tough times when you really start to get
tired or hurt a little bit you think about the calls and the facts that we're fighting for those
who are vulnerable and experiencing the horror of sex trafficking abuse so that just keeps us
motivating going and hearing what he's talking about there is this is this is the men
opposing sex trafficking group, most.
Oh, okay. Okay.
And the older men and women cheering each other on and encouraging each other.
It's just real motivating for me personally.
It was awkward when the other group showed up, the men who support sex trafficking.
Yeah, they showed up. They were like, we're most.
I'm like, whoa, wait, hold on.
Wait a minute.
I believe they're the ones fighting to not release the Epstein files right now.
That's exactly who's in that group.
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Well, a Florida man is facing federal charges.
Okay.
For smuggling drugs into prison.
We've been watching Josh smuggled plums all morning.
That way he's sitting over there.
Oh, my God.
If you guys aren't watching.
Oh, genital show.
Trying to elevate this foot and I'm just sitting just wide open, dude.
What was that movie?
You know what was Sharon Stone?
Basic Instincts?
You all where she shows her giner?
That's me right now.
I'm showing my giner.
I thought you were talking about a scary movie where that, uh, the
sports coach, the lady sports coach
removes her legs and her
testicle falls out of her sports. That's hilarious.
Prosecutors allege
that 45-year-old James Key
the third, old big gym.
If James Key was smuggling
coke. Oh, he's smuggling everything.
Phones. Oh.
Oh. See, now I can't
get behind you, bud. I can't support
fentanyl. How is he doing it?
Listen, hot take. Yeah. I don't support
fentanyl. Wow, guys. It's a really
it's a controversial take. I don't support fentanyl.
But Cody puts it on the line here on the show on K Rock.
Listen.
He says, listen, I don't put my foot down.
Authorities say that he would attach it to a drone and then fly the drone over the wall.
We finally meet one of these guys.
We always hear about drone found what, you know what I mean?
Like, that's pretty funny.
I have to say this is only going to get worse.
Like unless they start either, I don't know, jamming signals or something around prisons or all these places.
Drones are just so easy.
Because, yeah, you can just go as high as you want and fly it over.
You ever seen those anti-drone guns or like shoots a net in the air?
Ah, you can also shoot a signal right at it that just like, oh really?
Deactivates it so it falls to the ground.
That's pretty funny.
Authorities say a combination of deadly drugs and illegal communication devices were used butt phones.
He faced up 20 years in prison.
Do you know what I'm into so much right now?
Smuggle stuff in your butt.
Oh, well, I...
Smuggle means to say that...
there's an end game.
I just like putting things in my butt
and leaving them there.
Okay?
I'm not smuggling anything.
It's just not to carry it around.
It's like, uh...
Carry your poop and your trinkets.
I have got back on TikTok,
but I'm exclusively following drug cartels now on TikTok.
Oh, that's smart.
Because they post everything they do.
Especially on a thing like TikTok,
that's not going to get you red flag anywhere at all.
I hope so.
I hope so
Chinese backed app
following only drug smugglers
Dude I saw one video
What do you mean they show it all
Like the
Not like beheadings and killing
But like I'm a cocaine smuggler
Like I'm showing all my operation
They don't care
They don't care their drug cartels
Like they'll be just videos of guys
Yeah
In like little boats
With motors on them
Yeah
And it's just full of cocaine
Like bundles of cocaine
Where are these boats
These guys
You don't want cocaine
These guys
Guys will, like, fill their vehicles and drive it around.
There's videos of them, like, just dropping drugs from helicopters.
Like, this is their life, and they're sharing it.
I like when they do the thing where they cut off the stuff they're willing to lose
so they can continue going with the other stuff.
It's like, get out here, cut this loose.
We're good.
And then that's how you get a couple tons of Coke just washing ashore for some stupid white family from Wisconsin
to find and turn into the cops.
I don't know what, um, the,
algorithm thinks of me that I'm so into crime talk and I'm so into just the drug cartels
and their cocaine smuggling operations.
Yeah.
They must think that I'm maybe in the drug cartel.
I don't know.
You're part of it.
Dude, I am so into it.
Yeah.
But that's the other irony of TikTok.
Jojo is right.
If you say gay or weed or porn banned.
Yep.
Is controversial or whatever as you want to say big smoothie is when he talks?
He gets banned for stuff.
that even on like,
TikTok.
But I can watch actual people
driving around actual bundles of cocaine
in boats on helicopters.
Right.
Counting their money.
Oh my God,
they've got so much money.
Oh, they have all the money.
And they love it.
And they'll,
because they're just flexing.
They're flexing to their followers.
But if he says boobs.
Yeah, he's out of there.
But yeah, they're showing like,
yeah, go ahead.
Look what we got.
Yeah.
Stop us.
They don't care at all.
They're in, the ones that I've seen,
they're in like some remote part of a jungle.
Yeah, they're in...
Where are you going to go?
You can go out there?
They're in Mexico.
You can go out there?
Or other, some other country down there.
Come on down.
You ain't going to find him.
No, thank you.
You ain't going to find him if you do your dad.
Don't you dare venture out of the Gulf of America, though, because now...
Yeah.
There was this video.
Did you ever see the video of the guys that went the wrong way down a road?
Oh, no.
It was just these two guys.
That's the scary thing to say even just in itself.
I don't know about your play because they might swear, but you can just look it up, like, you know,
wrong terms.
in Mexico or whatever it is.
These two guys...
In Mexico?
Dude, here's what happened.
I was describing it.
You can't take a wrong turn in Mexico.
It's like you and me.
I mean, they were clearly a couple.
But it was like...
Hey!
I mean, we're a couple, yes.
Where they were both, they were like,
just on like a vacation.
Yeah.
And they're driving.
One of them's looking at a map.
I never took me to Jersey.
And one of them's looking at a map
and they're like, oh, do we go this way?
And they just start driving down this road.
And these trucks fly up
around them and cut up.
them off and they're like, like the two guys are like, no, no, please, please, please, we don't know.
And like, they're pulling guns and they're like, what are you doing?
And they have to like, for some reason, the cartel had a heart that day.
And they're like, the one guy who spoke English, he's like, you are, you are looking for it.
No, no, no, no, do not go that way.
You turn, you turn around.
And they go, we'll turn around.
That's what's going on.
Yikes.
You don't mess with the cartels, man.
No, thanks.
I'm okay.
No, no, no, no.
Wee Baldwin's here.
Hi.
Hello, guys.
Dollar investment.
You sign up, you pay a bill to yourself.
I cannot emphasize this enough.
If two morons like Cody and I can do it, you can do it to get in the game, make some money.
Make some money.
What's going on, Lee?
Not much.
Happy birthday to eBay today, 30 years old.
Oh, 30 years old eBay.
That thing changed the game.
They're ringing the bell on the exchange today.
That's why I know that.
But it's been a hot stock this year.
This year has been why.
Do you know why?
You know, I think.
I think part of it is the, we talk about AI, right?
Here's an example of a company that, you know, you take a picture of some good in your house.
It'll describe what it is.
Isn't that cool?
It'll write up the little report for it.
Like it makes it, it's so much easier on what eBay may have been five, ten, two years ago, right?
Yeah.
They have 135 million plus active buyers on eBay.
Yeah, it was an impressive.
an impressive website when it came along.
And now there's just a million different ways to do what eBay did.
Like Facebook Marketplace, you can do it.
But they still hold on.
They still do great business.
They're still holding on.
And interesting stat that they've come up with it.
All of us out there, we have $3,000 to $4,000 on average.
That's what eBay suggests and stuff that could be sold that you wouldn't miss.
I believe that too.
I tell Cody all the time.
He can never sell his cards.
He just holds on to him or just random collectibles he has.
Right.
sentimental attachment to him. You're like, is the money worth me get rid of this?
You know? Right. Right. But it is true. If you like start going through your basement and
cleaning up your attic and all that, you can make some money. And you can do a little bit at a time.
There's your dollar investment clause. There's people that run whole businesses on eBay. They'll go to
like a T.J. Max and buy a bunch of clothes and then just flip them on eBay and make some money that way.
Exactly. And then refurbish is big for them. So anyway, the stock has had a,
there is an example of, I mean, we're all AI, crazy AI, this, that, but for certain companies,
it's going to be awesome, right?
And then we have to deal with some areas where it's not going to be so awesome, right?
Yeah, well, it's, we're riding a weird time.
I haven't seen you in a few weeks,
so I was going to ask your opinion on the AI bubble
that people are fearing might be coming.
Because you see out in California,
it's basically meta is trying to buy up all the best people,
and they're offering ridiculous signing bonuses like $250 million.
Right.
Like athlete, like star athlete.
level money, which is fine, let the nerds get paid.
But it feels like we're reaching that point that maybe the dot com did, you know, 20 years ago
or whatever.
Do you feel that?
Well, it's funny.
You mentioned that.
A headline today was Apple's brain drain because.
Huge brain drain.
They're losing people, right.
So Apple, although had a great month last month, is feeling the effects of this.
But that, I think Zuckerberg kind of tried to make a point.
And, you know, I think that'll kind of tail off would be my guess.
But, you know, I think AI, NVIDIA had a report last week.
It was, even though the stock went down a little bit, but it just shows, I mean, a company that size, the biggest company in the world, right, growing at 56%.
It's unheard of, right?
Yeah.
So that's the buildout phase.
So we're in this buildout phase.
And then what happens next, I guess, is where your concern is.
And but companies like eBay or companies like Walmart or John Deere using AI to actually go right.
right to their bottom line.
So it's going to be a, you know.
Yeah, I think the AI cures cancer in our lifetimes.
I think it's going to be a phenomenal invention.
It'll be something that we celebrate forever.
But I also, I don't know how many AI companies we can have.
I don't know if the technology is strong enough yet.
I don't know.
It's a lot of, who knows?
It's so new.
And how can you pay somebody literally a billion dollars?
For what?
You know, it's like your knowledge is worth a billion dollars.
It just seems, it's strange to me.
Right.
But you've got somebody like Johnny Ives who can be like, well, I created the iPhone.
So I'm worth it.
And here we are talking about it.
So they might throw out that billion dollars.
But then they're going to fill in with all the brightest.
I want to be there anyway.
And I think so the competition is on.
I don't know if it's going to be a bubble.
I think it's going to be similar to what we saw with dot com.
Like there's going to be a big explosion like we're seeing right now with AI.
But I don't think it falls off like the dot com bubble did.
I feel like we're going to kind of level out at some point.
I think like with the dot com, and that was really nasty.
when it hit.
And you just, you will have winners and losers in this.
And so we'll see how that plays out for sure.
I did see a stay here.
I just wanted to mention, and just came into mind.
I want to be a Debbie Downer.
But 26% of car loans now are 20, like in the mid-20s are now
are now seven-year loans.
That's not good.
No, it's not good.
Yeah.
So that just means I think people, unfortunately, in the middle
are getting squeezed a little bit with inflation.
And so you just have to, like, hold on, you know,
the seven-year loans are not your best way.
Like, and it just kind of makes me a little nervous on the underlying, you know,
is this like prices?
Is it too much for people?
I think it's too much for people.
Right.
And so that's a sign, right?
And that could, like, kind of roll the market maybe more than what AI could, right?
It's just people not spending or they're overextending themselves?
Over extending.
and so I think the halves, there's a ton of cash.
Every time the market sells off, this money comes flooding in, right?
But the kind of people in the middle,
as the cost of insurance goes up, the cost of, like, really everything, right?
And daycare, things like that.
All of it.
All of it.
People aren't getting raises.
Nobody's getting raises.
And it's like you have to understand what your, you have to live within your means.
You know, I want everybody to make more money, but I see stories all the time
where it's like, hey, I just got this,
I just got this new job.
I'm going to go buy an $80,000 truck.
Right.
Or maybe you can't afford an $80,000 truck.
And then now you've put yourself behind the eight ball when you shouldn't have.
Right.
Because there's totally opportunity out there.
So keep yourself, like we say, be in the game, take advantage of this.
But, you know, just, you've got to watch debt on the other side.
Yeah.
There you go.
You don't want to screw yourself in the long run.
No, no, no.
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Yeah, you think you're number one?
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Thanks, guys.
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