The Show - AFTER DINNER

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

More Syracuse news as the women get bounced by UConn & Gerry is officially hired to the Men’s team. A list of 80’s movies that still hold up. High Strangeness exploring Near Death Exp...eriences. Plus, Cody’s new sweets obsession. Josh feels fancy with after-dinner mints & so much more on a Tuesdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Yeah, I got to do something. Stretch it out.
Starting point is 00:00:56 I'm gonna have to I'm all It's just You get so tight From these cold nights Uh huh My bones Not me
Starting point is 00:01:06 Because I got a big warm dog That decides to get up He's not big But a big A warm dog That decides to get up at two in the morning And then climbs in bed And
Starting point is 00:01:15 He's a big heating blanket No I also will But not like Enough to Give you off much heat Really I just gotta start
Starting point is 00:01:26 Tiring him out more now that he can chase his ball a little bit because he's just He's got to be more sleepy at night. He's so annoying. He's annoying my wife because she, of course, hears it. She's got to get up with him. He chases his ball a little bit yesterday. Give him a couple CBD treats. See if they, they mellow them out.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Oh, yeah. Do I have any of those left? Probably I do. I know a place where we can score you some. Ah, very nice. Well, how are you guys doing? That might help. Yeah, it might.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Just to keep him asleep or out the night. Just to chill him out. She's not anxious. Thank you, Penny for that sub. Thank you, Joe, for that sub. Hey, a penny, Joe. Here we are on a Tuesday. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Not a pretty game last night for the Syracuse women's team. No, I turned it with the score that I told you. That was it. I was like, okay, no thanks. Final score, 9845. I mean, they came back a little. I'm with coach. And I thought it before she came out.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Coach Jack? Yeah, came out in seconds. it after the game. What's, what's, what's the deal, NCAA? What do you? Dushbags. With the, with the scheduling, no matter what Syracuse does ever, you make them play Yukon immediately.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yeah. Always. It's like a weird, it's like coach said, it's like a weird thing the NCAA has for, I don't know if it's her, the program, whatever, but. Ew. She's stuck playing, they're stuck playing Yukon all the time. It's like, she's got like, she made an enemy somewhere in the committee and they're like,
Starting point is 00:03:04 oh, and Syracuse is to, and make them play Yukon. Like, because that's garbage. I also recognize that Syracuse fans think the world rotates around them and like they're, they think everyone's always out to get them or whatever. Yeah. Sure, maybe. This one. This one is weird.
Starting point is 00:03:19 They've got to play Yukon every time. Over and over in the tournament. That doesn't happen. Yeah. You're not playing the. same team every single time here in the tournament immediately. And what's going on at UCon that they're always so good? They just have a great program.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Yeah, it's just where you want to go and when you're consistently... Isn't that where Brianna Stewart played? Who else did they have play there? Oh, my God. Everybody has gone to the best. I mean, a lot. Yeah. I was trying to think down blind.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Let's see. Penny said there weren't neutral courts. Where did they play it? Stores. Where? Connecticut. Oh. Yeah, this doesn't seem fair.
Starting point is 00:03:58 That's what I mean. They don't do that for the men. I mean, they kind of do with like Duke and stuff playing whatever, but at least put it and, you know, make the team travel a little bit. Huskies are 36 and O. They're just incredible out there. Yeah. They're just incredible.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Yeah, they're really good. I'll see here. They admire more. Oh, page bookers online. Tina Charles, Nikisha Sales. Diana Taras. I said my more. Rihanna Stewart, like you said, like everybody, everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:31 And like, I don't know how to find this stat, but this is just a dumb, not sports fan question. Doesn't Yukon win it like every year? Yes. Like, they're just unbeatable every year now. They got a great program. So whoever they play next, they'll be eating so on. Twelve.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Twelve in a row? No, but 95, 2000, 2002, three, and four, 2009, 2010, 2013, 14, 15, 16, 2015. Wow. That's a hell of a program, man. Wow. Well, sorry to the women. That's a wrap on the season. Thanks for all that you do. Love you. Although, the first basically complete game of the women's I've watched all year was yesterday, and it was Virginia, an 11 seed versus Iowa, a three seed. Yeah? Dumble overtime. Whoa. That was neat. That's fun. That was neat.
Starting point is 00:05:23 That'll scratch your basketball at yesterday. You needed a little. little bit. I liked having it on in the background. There's something that I like the squeaky sneakers and like the basketball sounds. That and there's something that calms anxiety with live
Starting point is 00:05:39 like sports like that. You know that's happening right now. That's happening now. That's the thing that's going on where other people are at instead of like a TV show. Sure, sure, sure. It's a weird one. That's interesting. You like to just know that all right, this is happening? That's happening. They're doing that. Those people
Starting point is 00:05:55 right there. I'm not alone on this planet. There's a thing that's happening right now. They're doing a live thing. They're having a good time. That's good. We could dive deeper into that. That's interesting to me. There is something sweet about that too. It's why I used to have like baseball games on because I know right now on this planet.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Oh, man. There's about 20 to 30,000 people hanging out. That's like doing something. Top notch because they have those lulls. Yeah. With the baseball games where you can hear. the crowd in the summer noises where you're walking around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Where I'm like, yep, they're all there. Yeah. They're just hanging out too right now. It's the same reason I have talked about it a million times, but I loved when my dad lived in the apartment next to the bar. Because I loved to just lay in bed or on the foldout couch. That is top match. And I just heard people living.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Yep. And I just knew, all right, I'm in bed. Yep. But the world's going on. Yep. I've always liked that. I do like that. I enjoy being the only person asleep in a house.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Like, I like when other people are awake. Dude, and you hear like a TV on and they're talking. That way, if an intruder comes in, I'm not first. Yeah. No, there is something about that. But no, not the intruder. But yes, it is, I do like the, they're up, you know, watching TV. And it happens a lot with our life.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That's why I loved living in the city because you just heard activity all the time. outside. And it's something different. And it's something different. Every, what are they talking about? Yeah. Oh, I love it. Every night, every 10 minutes, every weekend. They're all, yeah, that's like a little fun little TV show that's different every week. An interesting little psychological layer to our onion, I guess. We both like to know that the world's okay. Right. Well, it is a Tuesday. It means high strangeness. We'll be coming up in less than an hour. We'll get into some creepy stories. Today's a little Today's not like an event I don't know how to explain it
Starting point is 00:07:58 It's near-death experiences with quantum timelines Meaning there's other Codies out there right now Oh, you're going to Thank you Yeah Yeah Good morning
Starting point is 00:08:31 Hey Hey Happy Tuesday Thank you for two. Next Friday, we're kicking off the show's diner tour, baby. We're back. We're back and we're hungrier than ever, bud. We're going to get out there kicking it off at Wades and Oswego.
Starting point is 00:08:49 How's Raisin, Brad? Next Friday morning, April 3rd. Hope to see you there. Come on out, get yourself on eat. A cup of coffee. Mm-hmm. I'm going to bring my mug to have coffee at all the spots. Oh, yeah, good idea.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Just don't bring it. Just shake it, don't break it. I mean, like, and I mean this. This isn't going to sound respectful, but I do mean it with respect. My teenage boners very excited about this tour that just got announced. The iconic tour kicks off in August with TLC, Salt and PEPA and Vogue, Bod. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. If that's not a state fair show over at the Chevy or the whatever there,
Starting point is 00:09:45 then I don't know what is. I was in love with all of these ladies, an individual or the same times. Yeah. Derion on the 31st. Oh, really? Spacked on the 27th. Okay, all right, so on here. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Well, usually when they do that, it's on both sides of us. Yeah, we get split down the middle. Otherwise, it's all over the place. It's all over the place. I mean, yeah, Darien Lake and Spack are the two closest us, it looks like. That's quite the show. When is it? All three groups in August.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Wow. All three groups will revisit their greatest hits. What a banging show. I've seen Salt and Peppa now twice at the fair. They're dope. I've never seen EnVogue live and I've never seen TLC live. It was an Invogue at the fair too. Were they?
Starting point is 00:10:36 I feel like they were, but I couldn't go, whatever reason. I feel like I've seen them all at the fair. Now, a lot of them look differently. I will say that they have their face to do whatever they want with, but they do look a lot different now. Oh, I'll do a nice handshake. Hello. It's iconic.
Starting point is 00:10:58 It's a tour. You got two chances to see it here in upstate. Otherwise, you got Jones Beach has one. That's all the New York dates, I can see. Oh, Jersey. Even died on a jersey, September, 12th and 13th. Darren Lake snagging the shows.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Whoa, who now? Where Badgers, teenage boner exploded. What? Oh, Wu-Tang? Boot, yeah, bone thugs and Wu-Tang. So, Darren Lake in December, or in December. Wu-Tang is it Darian Lake? In August, is going to be bumping.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Oh, Wu-Tang. I saw a badger post that. I might need to travel for Wu-Tang. That's, that was August 27th. because that's going to be one of those who are like Wutang never gets together as a group No and they're doing it So if they're doing it
Starting point is 00:11:43 The Wutang is for the children Bob, I agree That would man Rest of peace big baby Jesus For selfishness sake Right over at the Power amp Well we did announce yesterday 311 with dirty heads over at the power ramp Yep I saw that
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Starting point is 00:12:21 We'll probably pop up there too. We've made some questionable choices. It's still only us as Simpsons characters banging each other. This is a list I can agree with. This is a, you know, on one of those movie websites puts out articles, and this one's entitled, 80s movies that still hold up.
Starting point is 00:12:42 There's a lot of 80s movies that still hold up. Yeah, okay. Okay. We'll see about that. I'll run through a little. What do they have here? I'll do 12. E.T.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Still hold up. Katie. I mean, I know there's many of our viewers love that movie. I haven't seen it in a long time, and I wonder, only because of how far we've come with, you know, CGI and all that crap. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:13:11 If, like, now you see it and you're like, ah, ha, ha, ha, look at ET. Oh, true. You know what I mean? My kid, somebody in my house had it on in the last year, and it was on TV, and I remember stopping and watching it for a while, and I felt like it held up.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I was years ago, but I remember the same thing where it was on TV, and it was the tent scenes at the end. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is a stupid. It's still creepy as hell. Yeah, it's still sad and scary. Yeah. E.T., one of my first memories ever,
Starting point is 00:13:41 I remember being whenever, if it came out in 1982, there was no way I was one year old in remembering this. Oh, you remembers. But I remember my mother driving us to the Midway drive-in in Manato to watch E.T.
Starting point is 00:13:55 It could be good. It was one of those where they got it a couple years later and then eventually it went to the tape and then to those reels. Because there's no way I have a one-year-old memory. But maybe, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I don't know. The Breakfast Club. I don't like the Breakfast Club. I always get it confused, even though I know I've seen it. That's the one where they're on trouble, right? Saturday detention, yeah. I like that movie. So I haven't seen it in forever to say if it holds up because I really like it.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I would say it does because it's all the same. It's people of different backgrounds all coming together and getting along, even though you never thought they would. the bully and the nerd and the quiet girl and the jock and those are all still things yeah very very well-worn tropes i definitely know there's still nerds around why are you looking to me ah the shining i love the shining i watch the shining at least once a year that absolutely holds up still holds up still terrifying it's weird shelly duval is so confusing everybody's confusing in that like the actors are all confusing because it was the 70s and nobody
Starting point is 00:15:05 is it really bad, the Tetris one? I don't even not explain that. It's like coconut in others. He's drinking a Tetris energy drink. They're cheap as hell, and they have no sugar in them, and they have a little caffeine. But man. Who's it by fuel?
Starting point is 00:15:21 G fuel. Tetrus. Tetris blast. I'm sorry. I got distracted because he took a sip and his face just sucked in. Yeah. Yo. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Star Wars, it's 1980. Technically Star Wars, the Empire Strikes. back. I've seen them. I don't, I'm not a, you know, a huge fan. I, again, the same thing about E.T. With the CGI, I would say they hold up because there's so many more of them. Sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:15:48 And you're lucky enough to have never seen them. I've never seen them. I sat through one once trying to get handstuffed from a girlfriend, but I'm nothing. So they're like three hours long. Nah, I think there were other people there. Back then, your teenage bonner. Angry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Only time I ever sat through one of those things. Back to the future. One of the best movies. It's not the best movie ever. Raiders of the Lost Ark. 80s movies that still hold up? Yeah. I love those.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah. That's still a good movie. I love Indiana Jones. We went recently and watched whatever that new Indiana Jones that came out a couple years ago. I still never saw it because I was so traumatized from the aliens one that I never gave the next one a chance. What aliens one? The, the, is it the crystal skull? Is that the, not the last one? No, the one before that, where it was aliens.
Starting point is 00:16:37 And it was so bad you just got turned off to it. It was so bad that even South Park did a very creepy episode about it. No, I don't know that one. Where they get the director into a room. I don't want over a pinball machine and then it's a hole. All right. Fares Bueller's day off. Does still hold up?
Starting point is 00:16:58 You never seen it? That's the one I never seen. I've seen it. It's okay. I mean, it holds up as it's as unbelievable now as it was then. Yeah. Like, hey, no one's doing all that in one day. That's too much stuff.
Starting point is 00:17:11 They do a lot. A parade, a baseball game, an art gallery. I like the soundtrack. The soundtrack is dope. I know a lot of the scenes and stuff from it. It's stressful. It's stressful as a kid who tries to follow the rule. Like, I'm a rule follower.
Starting point is 00:17:27 And Ferris doesn't follow any rule, so that stresses me out. Damn, right, he doesn't. 80s movies that's still holds up. This one you're on. Top Gun. Oh, Top Gun still holds up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It's still badass. Oh, yeah. I watch that right now. Put it on TV. The Goonies? I love that. I love the Goonies. It's so silly.
Starting point is 00:17:48 I love it. Anyways, what movies do you think still holds up? Spaceballs from the 80s, delusional says in chat. I also like Goonies because you can't do it again. Like now you can't. There's no Goonies, too, with like, Corey Feldman. now. I mean, they can make a remake, but
Starting point is 00:18:03 you know what I mean? That's one I think that we're not going to have to go back. Sloth can't do more dramatic roles, that actor. He's just wicked. It's just wicked old now. Labyrinth Neek, very good. That one messed me up. That one's crazy. Trubrow Mike says better off dead.
Starting point is 00:18:19 I don't think I know better off dead. That's an 80s movie though. Gremlin Sugar, good one. That one's fun. Good one. There's a lot of 80s movies that still hold up. Made great movies back then. Not a lot of comedies on that list. No, I guess just the Goonies would be a comedy, right? And it's kind of, it's more of like an adventure.
Starting point is 00:18:39 What crazy summer, Princess Bride coming in, Rain Man coming in, Giggitty, giggedy goo. I don't know if I've ever seen better off that with Cusack. No, is that the one or like the kid comes to the door and says he needs his $2 at the meme that everybody shares? I don't know that one very good. Oh, dude. Ghostbusters! Oh, Ghostbusters still holds up.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Thank you, Bono the clown attacks. I guess. Superman? The original Superman? I like all of those. Yeah, Superman. Although they're, again, you go back and watch them. They're very silly.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Some of them are like, I will take you down with this mighty rock boulder. It's like a styrofoam. Oh, the super, yeah. They throw it. That's the bummer. Superman, you got me. That's the bummer of living through so much technological advancement.
Starting point is 00:19:30 is that we see what movies can look like. Yeah. So it's not fair to go back 40 years and be like, ew, why is that rock not look like realistic? Ew, is that Bushmoabang? You see that image of the rock coming out looking like the Moana character? Listen, unpopular opinion.
Starting point is 00:19:48 You looks exactly like the stupid cartoon. He does, but something's off. It's on my Facebook. It's a cartoon. I know. And you're not supposed to be that big. I don't think that's. It's a suit.
Starting point is 00:20:01 No. It's his body. Yeah, it's just him waking up it. Three o'clock the morning, eating 800 protein pancakes and doing 400 burpees or whatever he does. Yeah. It's weird. Why does it look off? What is that?
Starting point is 00:20:15 Big luxurious hair. Yeah, what is it? I don't like it. It is so weird. I don't like looking at it. It's on my Facebook page, K Rock, Josh. And I thought, Fever Dream, I thought that already happened. Didn't that already come out like years ago where he,
Starting point is 00:20:30 already did this? Wasn't there like six Moana's already? I don't know. I feel like they've been filming this forever, right? Right? Yeah. It's weird. Maybe it's because Moana always, that guy who is, who that's not Moana, right? No, the girl? Who's Moana? I've never seen Moana.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I know it's a big one. You don't go into Jumagia. Jumagia comes out. You'll go into Jumonti. Yeah, you'll go into Mawana. Mawana is a store. Yeah, the live action is coming out. I think it's the hair that's throwing me off. And as a nerdy wrestling fan, that's the reason you can't do WrestleMania season at WrestleMania rock?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Right. Is you filming live action Moana? You dick? Okay, bud. Wow. Last boss, my ass. You're filming Moana? That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:21:19 You left a lot of people high in front. You could go take movies and this is the movie. You ruined one of the best storylines ever. They explained by John Cena just being like, I don't know, he left, so I don't want to be a bad guy no more. To do him a while. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, buy you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I'm in the market for a witch. Good morning, everybody. Let me get a hold of my ex. Oh! Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Let's get into some high strangeness. If you are new to the show on K-Rock,
Starting point is 00:22:26 Bella, that's actually the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. It's just a crow, you paranoid New York commoner. Hey, you know what? You know what, Bella? That's actually the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I didn't even see that. It's just a dead crow. You're not that special, you commoner.
Starting point is 00:22:50 And that's actually very sweet. Thank you. Commoner is such a good little burn that you don't realize. You don't realize. You're like, hey. No, it actually helps, Bella. You have no idea. I like that.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I have a dead crow in my yard, and I'm trying to get rid of the curse. There's probably a pack of crows on it right now. I hope so. They're all gross in each other. Thank you, Bella. That actually helped. High strangeness is where we talk all things unexplained, creepy weird. And this one's a heavy one because it's near-death experiences.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I've always, like, been a little fascinated by, near-death experiences because I do feel like when you die, your brain just releases all of the chemicals. So like you feel like you're seeing the afterlife or whatever. There's got to be some weird that everything is out there at once in your brain. This is a woman who shared her story on TikTok of her belief that we have quantum timelines, meaning there's different versions of us, infinite versions of us, out there in the universe. It's the multiverse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:59 From the Marvel universe. And like when you have deja vu, you're temporarily seeing through the eyes of that other. Like you crossed over real quick, like a... Yeah. Yeah. So buckle up, because it's a good story. And it's made me think quite a bit. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:24:21 And that's all you. Let's talk about how I learned the hard way, personally, that there are actually infinite timelines and multiple quantum versions of you because I died in a car accident when I was 17. Let's talk about it. I was on my way to church for a youth group meeting. Could you believe that? I know. So I was in the front passenger side. One of my friends was driving. There was another girl in the back seat behind the driver. We are going through a green light in front of a fire station.
Starting point is 00:24:49 We're going through the green light at about 30. A stolen car runs the red light, 50 miles an hour, slams directly into my door. The car turns, he keeps going. It's a hit and run. Now, here's where this gets interesting. Impact happens. Of course, my door is crushed. My window breaks and all falls in.
Starting point is 00:25:09 And I remember when the car stopped moving, and I will never forget this. It gives me the chills. I remember everything went black. And not the kind of black like when you close your eyes, the absence of anything. I couldn't even call it darkness because that would imply that there was some kind of other light. There was nothing. What I'm talking about, nothing existed, nothing, except for the sound of my voice through a thought
Starting point is 00:25:33 that said, oh my God, I'm dead. So this is a woman. She's in a car accident when she's 17. Everything goes black. And now she's going to, she's existing kind of as a conscious thought. I know. It's heavy. But listen to me.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Yeah, yeah. And that's actually the tone in which my voice sounded to me, like unbothered, not fearful, not sad, just up, oh shoot, okay, that's, that was deep. When I took my smooth, and within two minutes of me being in the void, I came back to the car, but with my eyes closed. And that's what's interesting is I instantly knew I was back in my body, and the darkness I was seeing was my eyes closed because I could hear traffic, I could hear people yelling, I could hear EMTs trying to open my door.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Here's where it gets even crazier, okay? As I came back into my body, I remember noticing that and my eyes were still closed and my first thought was, oh, shoot, I'm not dead. Okay, then my glasses must be broken into my eyes because I wear glasses, right? I open my eyes, the glasses aren't broken. And I'm like, how the hell is that possible? Before I could even complete that thought, EMTs are snatching my door open and screaming at me. Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move. They immediately put a neck brace on me in the car and lift me out of the car and lift me out of the
Starting point is 00:26:51 car. I did not even walk away from that car accident. Here's where things get quantum and weird. I remember that. Except I also have a very clear memory of walking away from that car accident and calling my mom and saying, mom, I was in a car accident, but don't worry, I'm fine. Meet me at St. Anthony's Hospital, which is in St. Petersburg, Florida. My mom met me at that hospital. But like I said, I was actually taken away in a stretcher and there is no way I could have called my mother. So how the hell did she know to be at that hospital? Want to hear where it gets freakier? even freakier. I was on that stretcher in the ER for an hour and a half strapped to a stretcher with a neck brace on, which was highly uncomfortable, by the way. When they finally got me off of it to
Starting point is 00:27:30 like put me now on a different, what do you call those things, gurney, whatever, the bed to roll me to get MRIs, the room right next to mine is my grandfather. We had no idea he was there. He had just had a heart attack. My grandfather had dementia. Didn't remember anybody, including my dad, his own son. None of us. He sat up in that bed and I will never forget it. He sat up. He sat up. like this, he went, he looked like he had seen a ghost. Mind you, I said he would have no way of even recognizing me. And he just went through a major medical intervention, his darn self. Long story short, they rolled me to get MRIs. They released me from the hospital and tell me I have a chest contusion, but I'm fine. All right. So if you're just tuning in. What the frick?
Starting point is 00:28:11 So woman, she's 17 years old. She gets in a car accident. She has two distinct memories from the car accident. One is her being totally fine calling her mother to meet her at the hospital. The other is her being strapped to a stretcher with a neck brace unable to move. Somehow her mother knew to come to the hospital, even though in her physical body right now, she had not moved off the stretcher. But she also has a memory of another person, her calling her mother. I part gave me cheese. It's why it's a high strangeness. So then she goes to the hospital. she sees in the hospital her grandfather,
Starting point is 00:28:49 who's in a bed next to her. Second half of this video I'll play, and I will tell you the creator's name. She is on TikTok, and she's an interesting creator. Where did I put this? Because that's... Nikki Valentine is her name.
Starting point is 00:29:05 I like how she just kind of not glosses over it, but it's like, yep, and my grandfather's in there just had a heart attack. That's weird. Port us right next to each other. Now she's out of the hospital, and she claims that her whole personality has changed. Like she has tapped into another version of herself.
Starting point is 00:29:22 She does not have the same interests anymore. She does not want to be in the same clubs. Here, I'll let her explain it. Went back to work two days later like nothing happened. But actually something did happen. Within a week of that, I quit my service club and I quit my dance team. And that is significant because this was the senior year second semester. So I was on these teams and clubs all the way through high school.
Starting point is 00:29:46 and literally the semester that matters most, the very end, I just quit like that. And remember I told you, I was the president of my service club. Quit, didn't care. I changed so much that my mom sent me to therapy. And again, Jamaican mom sent me to therapy at 17, not typical. That therapist told me I was bipolar. I rejected that because I knew I I wasn't. I went to a therapist in college a year or two later. She tried to tell me I was bipolar. I knew that was not correct. For 20 years, I have been thinking that I made this up and I finally asked my mother earlier this year without any leading questions. I said, what do you actually think happened in that car accident?
Starting point is 00:30:19 She goes, oh, you died. Eat like just, I hadn't told her any of this. I hadn't told her my theories, nothing. She was like, because, and the reason I know it is, there's no way you could have called me, but you did. One version of you called me, the other version of you did not, and that's just very simple. And once I learned about the idea that we all have infinite quantum versions
Starting point is 00:30:40 that are slightly different based on slightly different circumstances and choices. This is actually why you have deja, who because you're connecting with another version of you and another timeline, that I'm not crazy. And I did die. And I did go to the void. And I came on back. And now I'm here. And I came back with some extra stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:58 But we'll talk about what that is in the next video if you want to hear it. You want to follow. I just had to share this to come out of the spiritual closet because there might be somebody else who this happened to who was raised in the church, who was told it's demonic. Nothing happened to. You're crazy. You're a bipolar. Maybe you even started taking the medication.
Starting point is 00:31:12 And I want to tell you you're not nuts. If you think that happened to you, it did. because it can because our souls exist without our body. When I heard my voice go, oh, I'm dead. It was my voice and my thoughts without me. I, this didn't exist. It was gone, but my consciousness still remained. So that is a thing.
Starting point is 00:31:30 So I'm just making this video to let you know you are not crazy. I'm not crazy. This universe, this world is far more layered and interesting than we were told in school. So do what you will with that information. Feel free to ask me many comments and the questions. I'll happily answer them. So all my quantum girlies and boys
Starting point is 00:31:46 and vase and thens out there. We ain't crazy. We're just tapped into what's really going on down here. So just wanted to share that. And as always, love you. She was in a car accident. Wow.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Saw the other side. Obviously, all of you are poo-pooing all over her story. I'm into it. Angie says in chat, did you see the video of the little genius kid who said mirrors are gateways
Starting point is 00:32:06 to infinite use and you need to whisper good intentions because the other U's will get the messages? Okay, that's terrifying. No, no, no, no, that's terrifying. No, that's absolutely terrifying. Although I'm down with all the stuff she said because all of it's cool. The other thing is I think that she had an undiagnosed brain injury.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Something could have happened for sure. Well, as somebody that has had numerous brain injuries like that, that happens. You have weird interest peaks and spikes and spikes and losses and where all of a sudden you don't want to do any of the things that you did before. It's parts, because it gives you a little bits of depression and stuff like that. kind of rewires you a little bit. Yes, because that absolutely has happened to me with a couple different things with being smashed in the head very hard to knock in the next week.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Yeah, traumatic brain injuries can do that. That's totally possible she had that suffering from. But I also do believe in near-death experiences and the other side and there's a lot of that. I mean, it's high strangers. It's what we do this for. It's fun to just kind of pontificate. And she might not have all those things, but sometimes, though, like a doctor or a therapist tells you that you have some of these disorders maybe or like bipolar
Starting point is 00:33:22 or some of that. I maybe listen to them. Be careful. Don't listen to that lady. Just because the lady that tick that says, don't take your meds. Go a few steps further. The internet is not a doctor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:33 If you need meds, meds help, I'm on meds. I've been very depressed without my meds and my depression meds help. You would never guess. I ate up my meds too. Did you? Yeah, I added a couple more biotics in there. a couple more up pre and post biotics. Oh, wow, you haven't belly stuff?
Starting point is 00:33:50 Yeah, it's just not moving around as much as I wanted to. Oh, you got to get your fiber. You're doing a metamusal? There's a fiber one in there. Got to do a fiber one in there. Not to totally 90 degree, but millennials and elder millennials, the biggest killer in our age group right now is colon cancer. James Vanderbeak had it.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Yep, I got it. Because we're not getting enough fiber in our diets. We're grown up eating gummy snacks. Apple cider vinegar, a fiber, a couple of vitamin C, good. A pre-postbiotic thing. there's something else that I can't remember and then like
Starting point is 00:34:18 twice a week like a stool on it. Donkey is shocked Wait Josh you can get more anxious and you are right now oh yeah oh I've been real depressed before
Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah he's okay right now My wife has found me Lying under a bench on my porch for hours Why do you guys not think he's okay right now Uh oh No I'm not He's okay right now This is pretty good
Starting point is 00:34:39 I could get way darker I have Not's okay we're good Nah I'm gonna stick on my meds Yeah that's the one part If you're not diagnosed with some needs for meds. Take your meds.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Don't listen to a lady on the internet. But also, maybe she's the other side. I don't know. Maybe there are other dimensions that we exist in, Cody. No, I can see, that would be awesome. But I could definitely see that first part, 100% that you get, like you're just not there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:07 But you're talking to yourself. Absolutely. And maybe I watched too much Quantum Leap to think that it's all just like all these different timelines are overlapping each other and we jump from thing to thing. Well, I mean, I think it's more of your brain shuts off. In a severely traumatic experience, I think, was something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:28 She got hit so hard. The brain was like, shut down so we don't die. That is, the brain is very protective of itself. Shut down so we don't die real quick. And it can just lock itself down. All right, we're good, we're back. And then also dump all the chemicals it has and all that stuff. Who knows? Who knows?
Starting point is 00:35:44 Good morning. Makes me think of all that. This is all that? It makes me think of all that. It sounds like it. And I think they were on. Every once in a while, they would have... Yeah, all that would have different...
Starting point is 00:36:11 Yeah, the... Ladies and gentlemen. So for real! You're the same. My candy rain. Cody has shown me something that is just... There's other stuff. I mean, it's not shocking because it's...
Starting point is 00:36:29 This is America. But his newest hyperfixation is something called fruit riot. Yeah, and I didn't realize how... Which I'd never heard of. I didn't realize that I'm just dipping my toe like this into this world. Oh my God. Apparently at Walmart and I guess other stores as well have it. It's real grapes, but they're covered in candy?
Starting point is 00:36:55 Sprite. It tastes... Do you try it? Did you try it? No, dude just to try it. Did you try it? Yeah, it's... I looked it up. It's sour grape.
Starting point is 00:37:04 So it's a real grape. Tell people what this is. There's a million varieties of these things, but the one that I am on, these fruit riot things, are grapes and they freeze them, and then they toss them in lemon juice, and then a sour, crunchy candy coating thing.
Starting point is 00:37:20 That's not... It's not excessive. Like, it comes right off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's not a ton of it. I can use a little more. But, yeah, it's a grape, but with lemon and sour...
Starting point is 00:37:31 crunchy candy coating on it. Do you keep them in your freezer? Yeah. So they're always frozen. Yeah. And I love frozen grapes, dude. Oh, man. Do I?
Starting point is 00:37:39 I'll, I don't think I've had a... I'll buy grapes just to freeze a bag. Those are perfect. They have the sour grape. There's so many other things that I'm not... There's a spicy mango. Sour pineapple and a candy crunch grapes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Which they're like, yeah, let's put more sugar on it. Yeah, that one's like... The one that I want now is the pineapple one with sour pat. kids on the outside. Where is it? Are you on their website or something? This one is, I just went to fruit right and, or Googled it and just started clicking a million things.
Starting point is 00:38:08 This one's on the Walmart page. Oh, wow, there is a spicy mango on, yeah, all right. But the one with a sour patch kids inspired sour coating outside of the pineapple. Because I mean, like you said, what better way to ruin fruit? Well, than to put all that on. How did you discover this? It was it at the end cap. at the martin uh
Starting point is 00:38:32 East Cuse Yo the candy crunchy vintage Cola cherry Right What is that at the cherry with candy and I don't know All right I don't know
Starting point is 00:38:42 But like click the fourth picture So you can see what they look like On the inside Yeah look at that Look at that What is that? I gotta have that I gotta have that
Starting point is 00:38:49 I don't like real I don't like real cherries See I'm the opposite of Canned cherries I don't like fake cherry tastes Like the candies and stuff Because you don't like that either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:02 You know what I mean, the little whatever's. But real cherries, as the kids say, I like those a lot. Extreme sour grapes, watermelon blast. Dude, there's a whole world of fruit riot. All right. I kept forgetting for a couple days to mention this. Cousin Jay in chat says, have you ever tried spiked grapes? A friend came, soaks her grapes and vodka.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Then she'll roll them around in sugar and freeze them. Dude, that's pretty nice. Yeah, text line. Show bro Josh has them right there, Fruit Riot. Yes. How big is a bag? Is it a huge bag? No.
Starting point is 00:39:35 And they're a little sponsored. Yeah. But they're so good. Yep, that's it. I got that right in my fridge right in my freezer right now. Yeah, barista, there's a thing called True Fruit that I'm obsessed with. I've had those in a while. Those are the frozen strawberries with chocolate on.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Oh. Those are the best. I had, I took the cream cheese frosting that I had for the cookie cake. and I put that on some strawberries. Really? Okay. It made, you know when you feel good and you get that little bit of a warm feeling? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:13 That happened. Filled your body with joy? Yep, I ate it and I went, that's one of the best things I've had. Cody made a cookie cake over the weekend and gave me a slice. I shared it with my oldest last night. Top to quote. I mean, that's...
Starting point is 00:40:26 My oldest is a cookie connoisseur. Yeah, you couldn't get a better. review than this. Hold on. Where is the message? Quote, which tell Cody his cookie cake could be sold at Crumble. Which is a very great compliment. However, no. Why? Because now, you know, you know what it did to me. What? Well, now what else going to do with this cookie cake? You can do a lot with that. It's going to be my hyper fix. What is it? Hyper fixation. You're moving on from
Starting point is 00:40:56 egg rolls to cookie cakes. Because I already started to think. Because what you do is you let the cookies, because I had the little pieces, so I had to like form them together. But you let them like warm up a little. I could shove stuff into those before I roll it out into the cookie cake. You could do. For those you don't, I don't think I even showed anybody yesterday. He made a cookie cake when he put Lucky Charms marshmallows on it.
Starting point is 00:41:21 But they turned to regular just marshmallows almost within like 10 minutes. It was very weird. They got hydrated. They were dehydrated. and got hydrated. Yeah. Look at him. He's making egg rolls.
Starting point is 00:41:32 He's doing cookie cakes. Ladies. Yo. Ladies. This is a man about town. Look at him. We will kick off the diner tour. Next Friday will be live on April 3rd from Wade's in Oswego.
Starting point is 00:41:47 So it's going to be a lot of this? Mm, good. That's pretty good. A lot of eating. We don't generally eat too much on Mike. No. Sometimes we've got to try stuff. Sometimes you've got to try stuff.
Starting point is 00:41:56 That is our first stop on the show's diner tour, driven by Berdick BMW. Come hang at Wade's next Friday morning and assuigo. Well, bud, I guess rereading my latest issue of We Broke the Planet Magazine. Oh no. You got yours? I didn't get mine yesterday.
Starting point is 00:42:14 It's coming late. Don't worry about it. Biologists have discovered something new in the sharks. Uh-oh. Is it? Oh, no. Is it an alligator? Is it Chubbs hand? I'm saying no.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Researchers have now detected caffeine, cocaine, painkillers, and other drugs in the blood of sharks near the coast of the Bahamas. Yeah, I've seen similar stories of because of the... Like our wastewater? Well, that end, there will be so much... Cogaine. ...dumped that washes around that a shark bites it or opens it or, you know, or whatever the hell happens. Because they do that. when they traffic the cocaine and they see like they got cops on them or whatever how that works.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Yeah. They just dump it off. Yep. They drag it behind the boat and they just dump it off. When it comes to sharks on cocaine or exposed to other human chemicals, well, we're seeing that that's happening more and more. A recent study just showed that a number of different shark species have been exposed to a number of human chemicals from wastewater flows. Their metabolism slowed down when breaking down lipids. and also they used more energy to detoxify themselves.
Starting point is 00:43:33 So it is problematic, though we're not going to see sharks like going crazy on cocaine. Oh, remember that. She goes on to say it's mostly what? We're not going to see. Well, too. Turns out. Yep. They have now, the sharks have learned they like the cocaine and they're going to have a lot more of it.
Starting point is 00:43:53 A lot. As much as they can find. They're chasing the drug boats. Oh, wow. Breaking news. I've actually been draining sharks. They're going to drag down drugboats. We are, oh, we're seeing the first reports of sharks as DJs now.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Charger's DJing. Yep. Good, good. Well, because you've got to think it's like on a very large scale how there's, you know, runoff behind a plant somewhere and the fish are all diseased or look it on a dog of lake, man. Yeah, we broke that too. So now imagine. The similar things with, you know, pain pill factory A, pouring all their crap into whatever,
Starting point is 00:44:34 mixed with the drug boats and all that. They say that the other problem is not only like the garbage and the drugs, we're just like throwing in the water. They say mostly it's because people are in the Bahamas and they're partying and maybe they'll pee in the water and a lot of people pee in the water. Don't pee in the water. Hence the detection. There's coke in the water.
Starting point is 00:44:56 A pharmaceutical. Muticals, cocaine, different... Nice. Where's this? Where's this? None of the Bahamas. Okay. Very limited information so far right now, but we got that going on.
Starting point is 00:45:07 And by the way, if you've never... If you've ever watched the movie Cocaine Bear, it's stupidly good. No, I'm not... No, it's stupidly good. That's my boy's last movie, right? Whose? Um, once is nuts. The guy like, I forgot.
Starting point is 00:45:21 There's an old actor in it that died. Oh, damn it. Hold on. I wanted to know, because I'm... Ray Leota. Boy. Yeah. It was Ray Leota's last movie.
Starting point is 00:45:28 And that's not who I was even thinking of, but I also like Ray Leota, but that's not, that's, my other guy might, it's still alive. Uh, I don't know anybody else who. No, no, it's not in that movie. I was, I was thinking of the different guy that was in that. I really enjoyed cocaine bear. I will really enjoy cocaine sharks when that eventually comes out. Yeah, until the sharks with those teeth start offering up, uh, oral pleasures for, you know, hey, maybe, you get a little bumpy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:54 They did you see the crackoon movie? That was a crackoon movie? I didn't see it, but I did see that that was another thing. Let me tell you something. Because the raccoons were getting in crack? Yep, it was. A stream box original. You don't have the shower to go away.
Starting point is 00:46:09 You can't just boop them on the nose. He's very vested. A raccoon ingest a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer. I bet I like that. Because the way they do. I bet I'd like this. It might. It was a little bit after the bear's,
Starting point is 00:46:24 thing because they tried numerous different animals for this. Oh dude! There is a whole universe that we are not in. Oh I'm, no, it's not. You're saying that like I've missed out. I'm aware. I have sidestepped. You're aware of Crackadile? Yes. That one, yes. But now I'm out. I don't know any of the other ones.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Cracksquatch? I only know of the three. No. Crack squash? No, I don't know. Sasquash it gets into crack cocaine? No, I knew alligators, raccoons, and bears. Cocaine crabs from outer space? Oh wait, no, I did. You knew about cocaine crabs and didn't tell me that? Because of the outer space. You didn't tell me that?
Starting point is 00:47:03 Crabb people. And there's more, I think. Methgator? Oh, I don't know. Math Gator. Mass Gator? Attack of the methgater? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Methawked werewolf? Want you cocaine werewolf? That was my nickname in college. Cocaine werewolf. Cocaine cougar was my nickname in college. No, that was the... Cokane cougar. was there.
Starting point is 00:47:24 That was the lady that hung out of the VFW on Friday. Oh, there already is a movie called Cocaine Shark. Came out in 2003. Yeah. Oh, 2003? Yeah. No, sorry, 2020. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:35 No, yeah, I think we've talked about it. Cocaine Roach. You want to watch Cocaine Roach? That one. Roach has got on cocaine. No, that one makes more sense. Ebola Rex. A T-Rex?
Starting point is 00:47:46 We, wait, have we talked about that? That came out in 2020. We were all distracted in 2020. But we would have plenty of time to talk about Ebola. RECs. And as soon as you said that, it triggered something where I feel like I remember us talking about Ebola wrecks. Bro, it has two out of ten stars. An infected T-Rex escapes from a science lab in downtown Los Angeles destroying everything in its path.
Starting point is 00:48:10 That sounds familiar. What about catnato? The world faces a horrific onslaught of tornadoes, each unleashing spiraling hordes of enraged deadly cats. One point seven out of ten stars. You want a tornado of cats, if you know what I'm saying. You just follow Griff around at any public event. It's a tornado of cats, if you don't want. Let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:48:36 You like children of the corn? Um, yes. Wait, for this bit, yes. You like sharks? Yeah. What about sharks with the corn? Victims of monsters in cornfields begin cropping up, and witnesses are saying there are,
Starting point is 00:48:51 large great white sharks swimming in the corn stalks. They're forgetting like the main thing. Water. That's like the one thing sharks needs. Water. Sharks needs water for them's gills. Killer raccoons too, dark Christmas? No, I didn't see the first.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I'd be so lost. Did you see slother house? Slother house is when a sloth attacks a sorority house, 2003, slothor house. What are you killing? Oh, it's so slow. He's being very slow. Mm-hmm. I don't know. The movies, there's a whole world of bad movies out there.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Oh, I think we're trying to be murdered. Killer Sofa? Do you watch Killer Sofa? No, but I think we've- A Reclining Chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion? We've mentioned that one for sure. I know we've talked about Killer Sofa. I don't remember why or whatever reason, but I know we mentioned Killer Sofa before. Well, listen, that's going to be, that'll be a.
Starting point is 00:49:51 new arm of our broadcast. So we got to start doing like just watch parties of these. I mean, yeah. Oh, you know who would watch those. Who? You know, some of them is my favorite movies. Who? A couple of dirty, yeah. Oh, dirty dogs would watch these. A couple dirty dogs would watch it. It would be like mystery science theater 3,000. As I think about evolving this brand and what we keep doing for new content, I think us watching these movies, either in gimmick or not in gimmick, would be fun. That'd be a fun show movie night. We could all watch them, probably on Twitch. We can just show the movies and I'll get baked and watch them.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Right? I would imagine no one's going to care that we're showing. Killer Sofa? You know, yeah, on Twitch. Cease and assist from Killer Sofa? Which would be even funnier. You can get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts. I've been K Rock the show and boom, there we are. Thank you for listening. Thank you for loving me. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:45 As always, Cody, you and I are ahead of the curve and admitting something that it took a while for other adults to admit. as a new survey of North Americans found that two-thirds of adults feel like they still deserve Easter baskets
Starting point is 00:51:04 just as much as kids. Yes. Yeah, this is not new to us. Old Easter bunny is just going to look at my mom's house and go, nope. Yeah. This is something we've driven home quite extensively here on the show on K. Rock.
Starting point is 00:51:19 We have our mothers, Debb and Tamp. Tam, Tam, and dab. They're both very well aware that their baby boys will be getting Easter baskets. Yeah, I don't need a lot. I just like, I got to have something. I think I've shown it, but it's because my Easter basket is adorable A-F. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:51:36 It's a bunny driving like a little wagon. Adorable. But the wagon back is like the bottom of an egg and the top of the egg is what you take off to put the... I love it. I love it. You're just going to block that away and not use it? Oh, okay. You think the Easter money, because I moved out 20 years ago, doesn't want to give me goods?
Starting point is 00:51:58 They know where I am. I'm going to be buried with that thing. Susan's yelling at us. Guys, you were in your 40s. Look, your mom's on a break. Oh. No. Susan.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Hard fast. No. Mind your biz. Mind your own biz. Because I'm getting an Easter basket. Yeah. And my mom does this thing. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, though.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Here's my loophole. She makes us a bass. My mom's a big card lady. Your mom's a big card lady. Every holiday is getting a car. I got St. Patrick's Day. You're getting a card. Valentine's, yes.
Starting point is 00:52:27 So the basket, both of the kids get baskets, obviously. Yeah. And then she gives us a bad. No, no, no. Here's my move, though. She gives the basket, and then there's the big card in it that'll say me and my wife's name, and I make it very clear, it's the card that's going to both of us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:46 The basket is not a shared entity. Yeah. This card is for both of us. Happy Easter. Love you. There you go. This candy's mine. Okay. Yeah, I mean, like... This can't break, make these mine.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Okay, if there's like a... Jelly Bellies, these mine. Someone here, like, you can have this or maybe, like, one of these. If you don't want it, something here, you could share, like, if you have, like, a bag of those little Cadbury eggs, you give her one. But, I mean, she's a mom. Yeah. Each one can get her own basket.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I mean... Yeah. Exactly. A new Easter candy survey reveals the adult holiday reclamation trend Where people are saying, you know, how Halloween became adulto-ween. Adults like to go out and do Halloween stuff. Well, Easter is the next one. Two-thirds of North American, 66% say they deserve an Easter basket just as much as their children do.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Well, it's Easter. It's fun. What are you going to do? Just, hi, happy Easter. Hey, what's up? Hey, good morning. It's Easter now. Hey, let's shake hands.
Starting point is 00:53:48 It's Easter time. That's great. Hello. Happy Easter. Jesus wasn't encased and died in a chocolate mold of a rabbit, only to break through three days later as a thousand hidden jelly beans, only for us to not glorify this. They break down some other stats where they say one in three adults have eaten their children's Easter candy.
Starting point is 00:54:15 That could be zero and three adults if these. the adults have of their own Easter basket. Yeah. And my kids hide theirs from me. They run. They bring it to the room and hide it from me. Really? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:24 You go sneaky sneaky. Well, we have like a, our house runs. Hmm. We're, we're, we're, we're a socialist country when it comes to candy in my house. Okay. Meaning there's a pot. Yes. And everybody.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Yeah. Can take whatever candy they want. Yes. But also we dabble in capitalism where. But sometimes. The better candy is removed, taken to different people. You never know. So if they really like a certain kind of candy, that's taken away.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Otherwise, it goes into the pot. Peanut butter twicks? I don't know where those went. I don't know where those went, dude. Oh, peanut butter twigs. Dude, you know what? I don't know why I want to peanut butter twigs, but I did, and I don't want a peanut butter. Can I tell you a candy?
Starting point is 00:55:05 I don't even know if you like this candy, but it has been my jam lately. And that is Andy's candies, my friend. I had forgotten all about Andy's candies. It depends. I just, I don't know where you would even get that. Olive Garden. Yeah, I was just going to say, unless you go and have a meal at an Italian restaurant and then after the fact. No, we had a problem where my wife's favorite candy is like peppermint candy.
Starting point is 00:55:33 So like York peppermint patties. Like a chocolate peppermint, really? Yes, Andy's candy is all of that. Interesting. So whenever I buy her gifts because you're all calling me a bad husband, I am a good husband who gets good treats for my wife. Well, that internet thread says other books. I'm sure the people will say otherwise. But when I get her candy,
Starting point is 00:55:51 I'd always get her like a big bag of York or a big thing of Andy's candies until she had to be like, we have too much this kind of candy in the house right now. So we've got an overload of... What is that even called? Pepperment can't? What is that?
Starting point is 00:56:05 I don't know. Because peppermic candies... What is the green one? I think of of like the red and white circle sucking candies. So what do you get? A chocolate pepper?
Starting point is 00:56:17 I guess. Yeah, York peppermint patties. Is this what the, just pepper, yeah, whatever. Just a chocolate peppermint.
Starting point is 00:56:22 You're all saying Dollar Tree has Andy's candies in a ton. Interesting. Yeah. Um, somebody who works for Hershey's ice cream texted in and says, we have Andy's Candies mint sandwiches,
Starting point is 00:56:36 dude. Ice cream in it. I, I just got, my mom sent me a picture. They got, uh, Oreos mint sandwiches.
Starting point is 00:56:44 There are ice cream Oreos with the, in the middle, ice cream is mint, like mint Oreo. So I, that's, I don't know where I was going with all that, but I've been really on my Andy's candies BS lately. In Oreos, the outside ones are in formation, but the
Starting point is 00:56:56 inside, they've been degraded. Smash them up. Million pieces. It's really good. It's really good. No, that's, that's a good, I like the, that's what tends to set the, I don't know if they still do, sets the Arby's
Starting point is 00:57:15 shamrock shake apart from the McDonald's. They've got, they go with the Andy's candy, I think, is their mint. And maybe it's because I grew up as white trash and I don't know what fancy people do. But I like to have an Andy's candies after a meal because I feel like that's what fancy people do. Well, yes. Because they have an after dinner's, I have an after dinner, you're having the mint. And then after you have a fancy dinner is when you're supposed to kiss.
Starting point is 00:57:38 That's why you have the mint. Oh, okay, good, good, good good. You just did all that fancy dine in. Clearly there's going to be kissing. Like last night, like I said, we had either, well, I did a double, I did a double banger last night. I made breakfast for dinner for the kids. Yeah. But I also had a Walmart meat lover's pizza I wanted to cook up.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Meat lover. So I put that in there. I put the meat lover's pizza in there. But after I ate my variety of foods. Yep. I'm a fancy gentleman. I come from a classy family, and I'm going to have an Andy's candies before I go about town, making my deals and putting on my monocle. I mean, you need to have a dish of those after dinner.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Oh, like they used to have a golden caroled. They all after dinner mints. And we'd all shone. of our gross hands in that bowl and just touch everybody's mince. Guys, this is free, buddy. But it's like that's how Oswego County I am is that
Starting point is 00:58:28 not only did I think Golden Corral was like, first of all, why are we not wearing tuxedos? This is the nicest restaurant. What if we see someone? I've ever been in. And they're going to see us looking like this? And as you leave for free, there's a bowl
Starting point is 00:58:44 of mints, guys, what is this luxury we live in? Right? Should we be here, you know? What tax bracket are we in? What even is this? Those little pastel mince that would melt in your mouth. Cousin J knows them.
Starting point is 00:58:59 You're like, this isn't chocolate, but is it? Yeah, I know. I know. That was the fancy restaurant. I like those non-parapels. What is that? You know, the chocolate discs with the little white things on them. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:13 I like the ones that are colored, like those mint things too. Those are good. How do you say that? Did I just say it right? Parapels, I don't know. Did I do it right? Somebody's smarter than us. How do you say that word?
Starting point is 00:59:24 You're talking about when they take snow caps and smush them real good like an elephant stomped on it? Celebrate with an after-dinnerment, guys. Treat yourself. You'll feel so fancy. You really will. You'll be like, oh, my mouth has been refreshed. You get done eating tonight. You strut your ass back into the living room with an after-dinner mint and a toothpick.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Oh. Your family's going to wonder, wait a minute. You just ate dinner with us. We thought. Were you on a yacht somewhere? With the governor? I didn't know you had a side meal with Tony Stark. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Ryan, man.
Starting point is 01:00:03 You're so fancy. Don't forget about the cavalcade of cars. Hey, it's a car or two, man. There we did a ting. Good boy, Mr. Carman. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. The Syracuse Nationals proudly produced the Cabalcator Cars in Syracuse, April 18th and 19th.
Starting point is 01:00:18 New York State Fairgrounds. The Expo Center this year going to be a big one. Hundreds of vehicles, including classics, lifted trucks, jeeps, motorcycles, and so much more. Get your information right now. Kids under 12 are free. Right. Head to cabalcade of carc and y.com.
Starting point is 01:00:36 It's for a. For if you're under 12. For a look, kid for me. No, look, I'm asking for me. I'm under 12. A poll asked people. in a row of five stalls Okay
Starting point is 01:00:53 Which one do you choose? What? Now you walk into a public restroom Are they empty? All five are empty All right One That looks like a booby
Starting point is 01:01:03 Two Three Four five Okay Now put a door at one end Like the entrance to the bathroom Okay One is a door
Starting point is 01:01:10 Okay Which one do you pick One two three Um they're all empty You say All of them are empty Um I am probably
Starting point is 01:01:18 let's see I probably want to go one of the first probably maybe the first one because then you've got room for all the other people because you don't want to take the middle one because then you're only like you can be flanked on both sides
Starting point is 01:01:34 yeah there's only a person away from you but if you're in like the first one you could have like you know a couple people come in could go all the way to the end usually I would say or the last the last one in the row The last one in the row was the most common response.
Starting point is 01:01:51 43% of people say they'd pick the fifth stall. And like you're all saying in chat, last one in the corner, the one furthest at the end. And you're inadvertently choosing the dirtiest stall. Because that's the most commonly used stall. That or, yeah, like a Dikaroo 2. What? And Twitch says, yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I use that one. The one for the kids? My short ass will use that one all the time. I don't care. Yeah, with the tiny toilet. Oh, don't care at all. I like to take a handicapped stall, and I know I probably shouldn't be, but it's so spacious.
Starting point is 01:02:24 As long as no one's looking to use it, you're fine. If someone wheels in there and needs it, I'll pinch off and they can have the room. For peeing, I don't mind. I will use anywhere. Like in the dome with those troughs, I am, I'll be first. I don't care if you could see my wiener from the hallway. I'm going. What's he doing in there?
Starting point is 01:02:49 It's peeing right here. What's he doing in there? Because if you've been in the dome bath, you know what I'm talking about. It's set up weird. But I don't care. You got to pee, you got to pee. There's nothing you could do. I'm all about it.
Starting point is 01:03:01 I don't care. I'm not in there for touching weaners. Not in there for a long time. This time, because you're in trouble. I'm in there for a good time. Well, speaking of the dome, it is now official. As they have finalized a deal to sign GMAC. As of this morning, he's in our window right now.
Starting point is 01:03:17 It's right up there. It's been up there since over the weekend. I have not been able to click the article because I have not selected all the boats in this photo. Oh, God, you got to pick all the boats. I thought I picked all the boats. Is that a boat? Wait a minute now. Verify. What do they consider a boat? Okay, I got all of the boats.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Boats and hove. Thank you. Syracuse has finalized a deal with Jerry McNamere to become the next head coach. And I guess I'm not upset. I'm just disappointed that no one even called me like once. Oh, they did. I... Oh.
Starting point is 01:03:49 You didn't tell me? Did you want to... I wanted to audition. What do you do? Do I need to perform a... They texted in. It was one of the Josh's butt stinks. Aw, nobody even called me to audition.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Beheim texted him personally. Hashtag Josh's bun stinks. Oh, Jim. And then he said, he goes, just Josh and speaking in. And then he went in and I went, I don't think so coach. And he went, all right, I'm going...
Starting point is 01:04:15 I'm going with the both. I'm going back fishing. And I went, I'll see you later. I have prepared a solo monologue and a song. As I expected, that's what you do to get a head coaching job, right? Do you want to do that or the bikini portion now? Or do you have the song ready?
Starting point is 01:04:32 I mean, you don't have to. I don't put you on the spot. I didn't know if, I mean, it's weird. There is a tambourine and a vibraslap, so I just didn't know if there was a song, a comment or not. Like a bridge over trouble. Water. I will lay me down a bridge. Josh, Josh, okay.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Josh, Josh, we're all set. Thank you, though. Josh, thank you though. Thank you. Hey, we heard if you want to retire now, we can throw in the Wildack two for one deal. If you want to, oh, Josh is retired too. Oh, no, we lost Wildack and Josh the same time.
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Starting point is 01:05:36 Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. to exist. And should we win the day the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice.
Starting point is 01:06:00 We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day. Like a bridge. That's That's what I had prepared
Starting point is 01:06:20 For the head coaching job You're hired I wonder what song Jerry did I got to text him I asked what he did what monologue he did I think some I think it was One of those like Dick Van Dyke Old like Mary Poppin style
Starting point is 01:06:39 I think he did one of those According to ESPN this morning A source with knowledge of the negotiations Confirmed the report to Syracuse.com I knew they were were waiting yesterday. They didn't, like I saw, and Fondi kept reaching out to the school.
Starting point is 01:06:53 They're like, we had nothing to say, nothing to say. I expect an announcement today. Well, yeah, they got to do all that. It was, and then that forced all of the, the prim and proper to make sure they did the when and if, if and what, just, yeah, he's going to say, the coach, well, we got to make sure we're, it's a sports thing.
Starting point is 01:07:13 It's going to make sure we're very politically correct. Because that's what everyone wants when it comes to sports. Orange finished. 15 and 17 last year. Second straight losing season and the third of the last five years. McNamara is one of the most beloved figures in Syracuse sports history. He's in our studio window right now. Oh, he did Thong Song, gospel edition, cousin Jay says.
Starting point is 01:07:33 And hopefully in our studio. What? You said he's in our window. I know. I was going to text him once this became official, but I'm sure he's getting a million texts. I'm not going to bother him. Yeah, just wait a day or so and then be like, hey, open invite. Yeah, I'll tell him to come on with us.
Starting point is 01:07:49 At any point, any time, Jerry wants to hop on, error grievance. I'm sure he's got a million people bothering him right now. I'll wait until it dies down. I'll show a text from us. I'll say, hey, bud. But who more important? I mean, I'm the most important, obviously. Whom?
Starting point is 01:08:06 I mean, the worst news for Jerry is he's got to work with Polly again, which is a punishment, you know, but. He's may have to do this. Oh, Dad. I do all sorts of things for the program. Jerry McNamara. famously on the last flight Pauli Sibilia has ever taken. Yep, because they hit turbulence. They hit turbulence.
Starting point is 01:08:23 And now he drives everywhere and bitches about it like it's a choice. Yep. Not a choice. Nope, he could get on a plane. He's actually much safer. Statistics show he's much safer in a car. I mean, in a plane, then he is in a car. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 01:08:35 He doesn't want to hear anything about it. All right? Hey, get to leave a day or too early from work. It's great. I will lay me down like a breeze. He's over trouble That audition goes
Starting point is 01:08:53 Jerry's fired all right Is he good That audition I'm gonna clip it That goes to Annie had coaching jobs Oh Okay Since now that I have performed
Starting point is 01:09:01 My song and monologue CNN needs one now Exactly I'll send it to him There you go I'll send it to him I'm gonna send it to Jerry first To see like Are they gonna like
Starting point is 01:09:11 My song of monologue choice? What do you think about this? Yeah yeah Did you wear character shoes during your... Yes. Did you, Jerry, did you wear character shoes during your audition? Full.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Full. Oh, okay, good. Full costume, makeup, hair. Okay, good, good, good. Of course, you can get the show on demand. Oh. Wherever you listen to your favorite podcast, type in K Rock the show, and boom, there we go. I open up my Internet Explorer browser, and then I do it there.
Starting point is 01:09:42 I don't see. Polly, come here. You saw him? Polly, come here real quick. I didn't even see him. He was just walking in. Oh. I thought this building just got a lot sexier.
Starting point is 01:09:54 I don't know how he does it. I don't know how he talks to these psychopath sports fans. Polly's in here. He does a sports show in the afternoons. I don't know why people don't think any of these Sienna players could play at Syracuse. Did they watch a different Syracuse team than I did? It's not even just Syracuse There's 18 players right now that moved up from the mid-major
Starting point is 01:10:22 Still playing in the NCAA tournament It happens every year That's the transfer portal That's why there's no Cinderella's Because all of the good players at the lower level schools moved up Yep Gavin Doughty put up 21 points against Duke None of our current players did that against Duke
Starting point is 01:10:39 So don't you think Maybe he's not a starter But he'll be, why wouldn't he be there? He'll probably start You would know Jerry's program. Slap him up there. Fulton kid. Let them run around for the game.
Starting point is 01:10:50 It's basically minor league baseball now. Right. If you go to a mid-major, all the good players get hauled up. Yeah, so it's nothing new. Nobody's even taking freshman any. You just happen to walk in while I'm reading your replies on Twitter to these people. Because you said, like you said some of the players to bring in, you combine them with who we already have. And obviously, sports fans know better than everybody about everything.
Starting point is 01:11:13 No, it's crazy watching them. because I was saying to him, the same people that would say, he can't come to Syracuse, are the same people that if you go back through their comments, also were like, this Syracuse team, we have a Cereball! Well, which is it? I think that he would do,
Starting point is 01:11:28 I think that a few of these guys after watching them play against Duke would be very welcome here in town, you know? Yeah. Or just nice pieces. The kid who ended up playing center in the last game, him, and then they got one recruit that was being recruited by some power for schools coming.
Starting point is 01:11:41 And they already know Jerry's system. Bring him. three kids that probably won't play a ton. Yeah, it's fine. It'd be good to have them there. And maybe they surprise you. And I would think that having three kids, at least available on your bench,
Starting point is 01:11:55 that were able to play an entire game against Duke and hold the wrong. It might be good, right? Good to have on the bench. Yeah. I will get into this story tomorrow just because I need to read more about it. Okay. But a bunch of you who have sent me the article about the quadruple amputee professional cornhole player
Starting point is 01:12:12 who was charged with shooting his friend. Right. Yeah. That's why I need 24 hours. That's why I need... Because if my man is a quadruple amputee, but still knows how to play cornhole and shoot a gun... Huck and bags with his teeth.
Starting point is 01:12:27 I got to know more about it. He does have the blade legs that Oscar Pistorius had, so I see these. But I need to understand a lot more about what's happening with this story. So I will research that and let you know about it tomorrow. Of course, we will hand you off to the 90s at 9. Gaming stream? Be a little hockey powered by Ryan.
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