The Show - AIN’T NO DAHNKEYS

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

Do the youth love arcades as much as we did? What about small Adirondack towns? High Strangeness looks in to Kurt Russel’s tie to the ‘Phoenix Lights.’ Plus, a replica boat is coming through B’Ville, but it ain’t got no dahnkees! Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Well, where's the celebration one poem? That was anticlimactic.

Morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Sit on a duck. June 16. Why? 2000. Year of our Lord. Isn't that something? How do we do?

How's everyone's week starting chilly yesterday? But it was a nice, nice relief from, uh, yeah, it was weird that last week's humidity. Upper 60s, because of the breeze then felt cold. Yeah. It was like, all right, well, that's what happens when we're, I had a little sweatsh or not. Used to 95 degrees. Big swing, big temperature swing. I hope all of your heads and painful headaches

so whatever you guys get. I'm okay. I'm okay. Yep. I didn't mind because I don't care. I turn the heat on still. And I had a couple windows open. I don't care. I don't care.

Get a nice flow. It wasn't too cold. It wasn't all hot. It was just average. Wife's been having the sniffles because of the pollen. It's been real bad. It's okay right now. Old guys.

Like the, was it the end of last week or something? I looked like I had hay fever. Yeah, dude. I had just tears. Yeah. She had some stifles because it's been nonstop. It was just water pouring down my face and this every couple of minutes. Yep.

I'm okay. Thank the good Lord for splash car wash because I've been going over there a lot. My car has been basically yellow. Yeah. Yep. It's crazy. Or just from all the construction everywhere. Sure, the dust and all that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep, a lot of dust. They're mudding in the lot of roads, yep. You would think they would finish one goddamn section before they started another four. I don't know what I should complain about, that they're not fixing my roads or that they are fixing my roads. You're spreading the cruise thinner than your wife's peanut butter sandwiches.

Oh, I apologize. Yeah, shout out of line. Sorry, I stepped over. Yep. Shout out to our friends up in Napa and Mexico. Celebrating their one-year anniversary. Tomorrow, if you are in the need to buy tools for the garage, tomorrow's their biggest tool sale of the year. Get up there and see Al and the boys.

While we're there, feel free at any point to pinch the back of my arm. At any point, I can't stop doing that character to people that are just coming up and talking. Yeah, you're going to slip into that. You're going to go full gimmicks. You're going to go full gimmick. That's what happens. And then I can't stop. Yep.

See, Nebraska, Nick. They're yapping each other. Yep. Yep. That's what happened. We will, uh, we'll pop in around lunchtime tomorrow, but they'll be doing the whole party. 10 to 4. Ron Caps will be there, Napa funny car driver.

Or a Wednesday. Busy Wednesday. They'll have food trucks. They're doing a little mini car show. If you bring a classic car. Mm-hmm. Very loose terms on classic. It could be just a fancy car.

Yeah. He's giving deals on different, uh, detailing. Nice. I guess kits and all that. And just from knowing the area, you could probably bring your tractor if you wanted to. Sure. Sure, the Amish are there with their horses and buggies, so you bring whatever you want. Are you allowed to pat Amish horses?

I would ask first. I will, but I just didn't know if that was like a well-known thing. Like, nope, they're basically cars. I mean, I've lived in Oswego County, except for the few years I lived in New York City, I've lived in Oswego County my entire life. And I feel like we've got more Amish now than we've ever had. Yeah, I agree. They're setting up roots.

I see them way more now than I ever remembered as a kid. I see them out in different spots more than when we were growing up. Like there was like more like driving out in a Tisco and all that. You'll see a random Amish piece of land and everything. Maybe it's just the roads I'm traveling now. But like through Pennaville, Palermo, all that places. They got big homestead set up now. Like they're building like right off 264, one of them.

them are building the giant like timber thing. Like they're building a whole shed for their timbers. I'm good for them. Good for them. I don't just hang out well, I'm not, but they'll be up there. So we'll see you guys tomorrow up there in Mexico.

Of course, 10 to 4 if you want to stop by. We are live. 10 4. We're talking family vacation traditions in the chat. Don't get me going. Because you do what I'm going. do it. If you start, I'm going to stab me.

I'm going. No one's going to stop. Uh-huh. We were talking, uh, we were very localized vacation families growing up. It seems like a lot of you and us were. Yeah. And, you know, Cody's family would do

the enchanted forest, hence his love for enchanted forest. We were big dairy and lake people. Tam Tam would take us out to Darien Lake. My grandma and grandpa, take us up to Lake George, and I was trying to remember

what the place was. You're all saying it was Frontier Town. I think maybe it was Frontier Town. Maybe Cody A.I. I know. The Gaslight Village? Hold on. Gaslight Village, Lake George. Storytown, USA?

It might have been that. It might have been that. Local entrepreneur Charlie Wood opened the park in 1954 as a five-acre mother goose and fair retail themed attraction. It might have been Gaslight Village actually because I'm looking at

because we had the diving horse that I talk about all the time which was very much to animal abuse they loved it. Was it gas. It might have been Gaslight Village you guys. This looks very familiar. I think it's Gaslight Village. This looks like it. Yeah. Anyways. That was how we used to vacation, man.

Yeah. You go get the station wagon. Yep. You'd go drive around. Apparently Lake George had like 20 theme parks up there because you're all like, well, that was a story town USA. They probably had a couple around there, a couple little mini, whatever, or like they merged into one at one point. We've taken our kids up to the Great Escape when they were little because it's a great escape now.

I don't really remember it. So, I mean, I have no, there's no like nostalgia to get back. I'd like to go to a bunch of them just because, you know, as much as I love Enchanted Forest, it'd be cool to do, you know, a pub crawl, but on a much larger scale of, you know, Dary and Lake can do their water slides and sea breeze and great escape and enchanted forest. Bro, what you got to do? That would be a fun summer of...

You got to take your parents camper and then do like three days at Darian. Yeah. I mean, honestly, you could do two. Two days of Darian, a day at sea breeze, then head up north or whatever. You could make a whole tour and camp out. Because you just, it would be a couple weeks. But it'd be worth it. Do it.

That'd be a thing for next summer. Get like a big fat sponsor on it. And just sponsor the Cody theme park tour? Yep. We can do, make it that happen, bud. It's Cody on the road. Cody on the road. I'd love it.

We can make that happen. Because there's room in that camper or an RV to put just a little, little setup every day. 100% room for that. Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be fun. That'd be neat. Come get you summer.

See these. What else for a while? What else am I thinking of? There's a couple and I can't put my finger on them. Because you know what I love? For Ricky. They have animals. Yeah, for Ricky.

You want to go see, discover the fun, fun for everyone. It was a flashpad. And then what I also like about our little northern New York towns like a Lake George is I love an old-timey arcade. I love a big 80s-style arcade that's like open to the sidewalk. Yep. And you're just like walking. Finally closing.

It is. It is. I don't think the kids like arcades anymore, do they? I would imagine not because I can't imagine how profitable it is. To have all those machines. And then to have to do like maintenance. And then you got to have some time of snack or whatever. Only to be competing with their iPad, really.

Yeah. And then you got to have the games be worth or, you know, cost something. Yeah. Yeah. It's a quarter to play for an hour. Yeah. Yeah, you're all saying. that some of your kids still love them.

I love like, I think my kids liked the kitty gambling ones or like you could get tokens and win. The avalanche. Yeah. Yeah. Goes off that ski jump. Yeah, dude, the ski jump, dude. Yep.

The ski jump. You know, you know he's got a clutch arcade? Lakeview Lanes and Fulton has a clutch arcade for a bowling alley. That's a smart move. If you're a local... It's so good. You should go around and find places

that are like dumping those off me like yo give me a couple though I'm still making profit they got all new machines in there it's all like newer stuff I love they have any of the ones with the guns where you're like like the old time crisis used to be but it's a new one dinosaurs took over the airport they've got a shooty one yeah reload reload

I just did it just did reload off screen I love summertime in central New York I just do I love this state I love these places we went to yeah Katie's right like Dave and Bussars and Apex are always packed so somebody's liking these things Because places like that have, that's what I'm looking for.

Evolution. Yeah, they've evolved. The games that are interesting to kids now. They've evolved where there's that one where you sit on a little tractor thing and grab the claw or whatever, the hungry, hungry hippo stuff. Like the point of arcades always used to be you can't play these games at home. And then you could play them at home. So the games of the arcade had to get more involved.

And now we're at the point where the kids can play pretty much everything at home. so they're like the craziest 4D experiences you've ever imagined. And they're awesome. Zippy says we've got to get Coco on the human claw game at Dave and Busters. I watch that, Zippy. It's not fun, right? Not a slight on Dave and Busters, but it's 20 bucks, and it just, and everybody wins. So it looks like it's just a ride.

Yeah, I want to do the ones over in like, you see like Japan, where you get the chips. You got to like, spread a kimboo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slice and grab everything. I agree list. Pinball machines are the best. And if I ever become independently wealthy, I'm getting a pinball machine.

I love pinball. I love them. That's where you can't play those at home. No, it is. Every time you see one, no matter where you are, you do a little like, oh, pinball machine.

Yeah. Even if you don't play it, you still, yeah, pinball machine over there. It's like how people come in here. Even if they don't play these, they still go.

Oh, these are fun. Oh, look at that. Look at these fun games, yeah. I remember that. Yeah, it's fun. I like it. Anyways, just reminiscing about our youth.

Yeah. God damn it. Get all of our links. All of our show is everything you're looking for at the show. Dot FM. I know change is hard. I know change is hard. Sometimes you've got to learn new things.

And you're going to go to the show. Dot FM and learn those things, Coco. Like, I never thought that the recipient bar cup could get any better, and then they changed it and started putting little fillings in it sometimes. And it is. It somehow got better. Better. Somehow got better.

I mean. Well, if jelly rolling bunny X-O can't make it, Cody. What? Who, what chance at you? of us have, you know. Everything about their relationship seems so authentic and not fabricated in any way whatsoever. Well, it's crazy. I can't believe that the two of them would get sick of each other in any way whatsoever.

I know. Jelly Roll filed for divorce from Bunny X-O back in May after almost 10 years of marriage. A source says it's a mutual decision between the two of them and a private family matter. That's all we got. Oh, shut up. Jelly Roll, private family matter. Now, respect that privacy. Respect that privacy. Bro, you're at all of my things.

Again, respect that privacy, lighten off fireworks. I'm getting a divorce. Everything I turn on, every channel I turn on, you're on at jelly roll. You don't get privacy now. I only talk to God when I'm not getting divorced papers. I love his dad. Posty says in Chad, I agree. If these two lovebirds can't make it.

Well, he just seems to be like the fakesest person ever. And I don't know anything. about her. They both seem very phony. So it's all fabricated. Everything's fabricated. Like every story, like here's a peek into the music business, guys. Everything's fabricated.

So like every little like news article you'd see about, oh, jelly roll and bunny X-O are so happy about, blah, blah. It's because some PR guy's putting that out there. Someone's putting that out there. It's going to make me sound a little bitter and maybe a little bit. But he's in like three weeks to a month. We're going to see the hottest woman on his arm. unnecessarily hot.

Well, Bunny X-O is beautiful. Yeah, just, I mean, I don't just, not my type, yeah, not my type. She's a beautiful woman. It's going to be like, really, really, jelly roll. You know what I mean? Yeah. Really, 1994, Pamela Anderson, jelly roll.

Yeah. But, oh, well. But I want, I'm more just to the other side. Like, what NBA player does Bunny XO start dating, you know? Oh, absolute athletes. She's going to go the athlete route. Or, or random, country stars. You think?

Yeah. New country, up and coming country stars? Yeah, those type because she's been around all those guys, because, you know, he's very country. And then, yep, athletes. Yeah, he's going to end up with a Kardashian. Oh, is there a Kardashian laugh? Oh. Oh, that Do It Clinton thinks he's going to dig a ditch. You'll never finish that cow, do it, Clinton.

I don't think so. These big city folk got big ideas and not many big. Big brain smart cocktail right now. Yeah. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. The Seneca Chief is coming to town, kids. We're bringing a lot of weird transportation round. Get in the car.

We're going to go see the Seneca Chief. Huh? Yep, we're going to go see the Seneca Chief. What? I don't know. I got to get food. It's a boat. We've got to pay Ben Walsh a lot of money.

We got to do something with this Erie Canal. Seneca chief is a famous 19th century. canal boat that led the inaugural 1825 flotilla celebrating the opening of the Erie Canal. Dick, ding, tons, and what do you get? Something and something. Yeah. It'll be in Beaville tomorrow.

Residents will have an exclusive opportunity to step aboard living history. It's a cool looking boat. No, it's cool. It's like the one we got over Yonder in the Erie Canal Museum. Oh, yeah, it looks exactly like it. You're right. It might be a replica. It is a full-scale replica.

Uh, the one that's going to be a Paper Mill Island tomorrow. Wait. It arrives around 11 a.m. Wait. What? The one that's coming is a replica. That's what it says. So then why are we calling it the Seneca Chief?

Maybe the Seneca Chief doesn't exist. Then I'm a replica of... I'm blanking on every famous athlete that's ever existed. Babe Ruth. Okay. Kids, we're going to go see the replica. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, maybe the one from the 1800s doesn't exist anymore. That's... Oh, well, it would be a paper mill island. But didn't it start by saying it's a, it's the whatever? Well, here's what's confused. Here's maybe why I'm confusing. I read what the Seneca Chief is. Oh.

They are calling this the Seneca Chief. I didn't know you could rename, name a boat. Gotcha. Same name as something else. Because maybe a boat from the 1800s won't exactly work. Maybe not. Because if, when we were just watching, it should have been a tip off when we were just watching.

that on the TV? Mm-hmm. Seems like I had a motor. Yeah, and there wasn't no... There donkeys pulling it. Ain't no don't don't think he's pulling that, Bob. Ain't no don't know don't it. I heard it.

This year's stop marks the ninth point of call on the Seneca Chief's 22-day journey from Waterford back to Buffalo. It's still cool. Retracing the route of the Erie Canal while bringing history education and hands-on learning. I don't need any education.

I've already seen this like three times. Wow. I'm not scared. The elementary schools can participate in scheduled tours of the vessel as well. Look at that. So if you're up in Papua, Mill Island, go look at the replica of the Seneca Chief coming through town. And for teachers, for the love of God, get yourself out of that classroom with these annoying, stinky summertime kids. Mm-hmm.

Kids. That way you're outside for one of the last days. The original Seneca Chief was a 19th century packet boat that famously carried Governor DeWitt Clinton and other. other dignitaries from Buffalo to New York City in 1825 to celebrate the opening of the Erie Canal. After its historic voyage, it quietly transitioned into a freight and passenger vessel. Here we go. I knew it. Everybody's transitioning.

I knew it. Eventually fading into history without a grand recorded retirement. Aw. So it didn't have much going on, I guess, for it. That's cool they built one then. Once everything started, you know, the railroads and such started becoming a thing, they kind of stopped. need to. Do you want to go to Paper Mill Island and just go, ain't no daisies on it.

Where the donkey's it? You got Skipper Key Dags to kill the rats? Where's the soap rides? Wow, we are digging deep into every part of Erie Canal history. We've learned growing up in Central New York. I mean... My father-in-law worked at the Erie Canal Museum as a teen. Really?

Yeah. You commute all the way from Phoenix to go work at that museum. We saw a lot of haunted ghost. The one in Chittango, wasn't it? Although, yep, the Canal Landing Museum. Is that different canal? Well, there's parts of the canal, like, like Erie Boulevard is the canal, right?

Isn't Erie Boulevard exactly where the canal went? Yeah, no one would have gone right through town and then out to there? Yeah, they're don't dankies right down here. Any donkey there? Where do them dachies at? And then when I would do, when I would work over at Wise guys, the whole basement, like, wise guys, whatever that building was. Yeah.

was like where the canal ships would offload whatever spices goods they had. So the whole basement of that building, if you're ever in it, has these like little cavernous, like a dozen cape. Oh, that's cool. Like put stuff? Yeah, and they would like, I guess they would put like spices. Somebody who knows Syracuse history better than me, we'll tell you what it was. But I know, yeah.

They put like spices and food. And then eventually became like, they put jewelry in there because it was safe. That's cool. Because it was right along the Erie Canal. It's got a cool history to that building. I'm down there. On Tuesdays, we get into the strange and unexplained for high strangeness. And, well, Cody, have you heard of the Phoenix Lights?

Not Phoenix, New York. Although I did see a UFO in Phoenix, New York. I'm talking Phoenix, Arizona. No? Nope. It is one of the most widely reported UFO events. All than maybe. ever recorded in the country.

I don't think it would have been in your book because it was in the 90s. I've seen, it might be the video I've watched a million times. Are you seeing a big V shape? No, okay, maybe not. No, it was like where a light turns on and it turns into. There's a bunch of those. This was in the early 90s, well, mid to early 90s. And like 20,000 people saw what looked like above Phoenix, Arizona.

It's kind of like a V of lights. and they were traveling all together, moving side by side all the way. And you can't say that, satellites, then. Well, you know who did see it with his own eyes? Actor Kurt Russell. Now, I had never seen this clip before. Okay. Kurt Russell is a pilot.

Did you know that? He can fly planes? No, I was going to say he's a reputable person. So if he's saying something, I'm going to believe it. So this is a clip that's coming from a British chat show. So clearly the host is setting up Kurt to tell this story. So it's going to start kind of weird because he's going to recount a story from Arizona and then Kurt's going to step in.

Okay. But Kurt was a pilot, still as I would assume a pilot, and he was flying someone to Phoenix, Arizona. He saw the Phoenix lights, didn't know it was being recorded as one of the biggest UFO sightings of all time. And over there, they were quicker to give us all this info. What? Like how now we just started being like, here we're releasing information. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They've been doing it for a bit. Yeah. So here's Kurt Russell on a chat show. This is a recent. This is an unidentified pilot. And yes, I'm sorry, that is Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt's on the show with him. He's everywhere.

Nothing I can do about it. I'm ignoring him. According to the press guttings, flying near an airport in Arizona with his son, when he spotted six lights in. in the night sky. So he called from the airplane to air traffic control to say, I'm seeing these lights here. I wasn't expecting any other planes.

There's none supposed to be on my landing path. Can you tell me what's going on? They said there are no other planes. He said, I'm seeing six bright lights coming towards me. Mystery unresolved. Except Oh. Tail number for that plane was Bonanza Two Tango Sierra and I was the pilot.

No. That's Kurtzzo. Russell. Oliver and I. Dun, dunn't. Don't say that in the briefing. Teller, I should have read to the end. Oliver and I were flying in.

I was flying him to go see his girlfriend. And we were on approach. And I saw six lights over the airport and absolute uniform in a V shape. And I, and Oliver said to me, I was just looking at him and I was coming in, we're maybe a half a mile out. And Oliver said, pa. What are those lights? And I then kind of like came out of my reverie and I said, I don't know what they are. I said, he said, are we okay here?

And I said, yeah, I'm going to call him and I reported it. And they said, we're not painting anything. We don't show anything. I said, well, okay, I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying and it's six objects. We landed. I taxi dropped him off, took off, went back to LA. never said a word, he never said a word, I never thought of it. Two years later, Goldie is watching a television show when I came home.

And the show is on UFOs. But as I came home, hey honey, how's it going? And I'm kind of hearing the TV going and I stopped and I started watching and it was on that event. Now that was the most viewed UFO event. Over 20,000 people saw that. And I'm watching this and I'm feeling like, Richard Dreyfus in close encounters of third count. I'm like, why do I know this?

You know? And it's not clear to me. And finally I said, then they said the pilot reported it, a general aviation pilot reported it on landing. I had never thought of it since then, and I said, that was me. That was me. And I said, wait a minute, I'll go to my logbooks.

So I went to my logbooks. and there was the flight at that time, and I didn't mention anything about the UFO. The fascinating part of that to me is that it just went literally out of my head. And Oliver never mentioned it. And had I not seen that show, I'd never thought of it again.

That, to me, was the weird part. So Kurt Russell flies into Arizona, sees the lights that everybody else saw, tells the air traffic controller, hey, I see these lights. Yeah. They go, yeah, we don't see anything on the radar. Drops his kid off.

Flies home. Never thinks about it again until there's a wife's Goldie Hawns watching a UFO show. And they're talking about it. The event that he reported. That's wild. Isn't that wild? You can look it up. It's called the Phoenix Lights.

It was these lights over Phoenix, Arizona that everybody saw. Were there any, like, videos of it or anything like that? Where people, because it would sound like it was like the 90s, early 90s or something. Let's see if I can find. We got those camcorders. Hold on. I can just go and YouTube a. Phoenix lights.

See, and that's the stuff that you don't ever know. Because why would he, what would be the reason for him to lie? I know. About that. I know. Henderson, Nevada, March 13th, 1927. It's the best one. At 6.55 p.m. police in this small desert city.

Bill Shatter. Oh, it was a bill. All right, that was the other guy. Yeah, same too. Unidentified flying object in the night sky. Over the next three hours, the court. Craft is witnessed by thousands of people as a journey southeast into the state of Arizona. Because most of the site are reported.

So you're seeing, you want to jump in Twitch.tv. TV slash the show. This is a history channel clip of the Phoenix Lights. Good morning. You're listening to K. Rock. They're going to show you footage of it in this because, like you said, it was the 90s. Yeah. We had camcorders.

We had them. And people were all about it. Mm-hmm. By the residents of Phoenix, the incident is known as the Phoenix lights. For me, it was just another night. I was at home. I was upstairs in our bedroom. Nice.

And I'm lying in bed, I see three lights. Hell yeah. I grab my video camera. I run outside. Yeah. And I did capture video of formations of these lights. What? That's real.

Arranged in a V or triangle. We're talking. mile to eight miles wide gliding silently some at a distance but most at rooftop level some people said they could have thrown a rock at it it was that close

Phoenix is a city of about you imagine someone dead they're not here anymore oh they would be gone here they are looking at that that's it that's it mince UFO Flake everybody in feet that's why it's the most widely reported version

And what's cool now about seeing all these things from back when, you know, these were considered, like you saw this back, I don't know, whenever this came out, and you know, like, ah, that's stupid. Oh, what type of BS is that? Who knows what that is? Right. And now that they're slowly trickling things out where they're like, yeah, I don't know. Joe and Chad. That makes these so much cooler.

Joe and Chad said I saw a V-shaped craft with green lights on it back in November. My girlfriend saw it too. Yeah. And so if somebody was to come forward and say, hey, I was in the same area as Joe and I saw the same thing. Yep. 20,000 people saw this one. Yep. Whereas the one I saw in Phoenix, New York, I don't know, 20 years ago.

If somebody ever came out and said, oh yeah, I saw that same time, same location. Man, I wasn't that alien stuff. Fairly low altitude, quite slowly. This was a sighting on almost unprecedented scale. The giant V-shaped object reportedly hovered above Phoenix for three hours. Oh my God, that's terrifying. Right? And then they do that.

That's what weird. Headlines across the country. Many eyewitnesses were convinced that what they saw was not a man-made airway. Let's see what the government said. Rather, an extraterrestrial spacecraft. Lots of people saw this. You have a lot of general consistency with how this was reported. But you had skeptics saying,

the thing that people saw going down the state was actually just aircraft. And then a spokesperson from the National Guard made an announcement and said, yeah, those lights that people saw over the city, that was actually flares that we dropped by A10 Wartog aircraft. Not if you talk to the witnesses. No. No, because it wasn't. For three hours, they sat in the same spot.

Yeah, exactly. Also then, why did you drop big, huge flares over a city? What are you doing? They also, like, because this is such a big deal down there, like, they talk about it a lot on the news. So I watched a bunch of news clips last night where, like, aviation experts would come on and try to be like, well, it was actually, it could have been three to six planes that were just all side by, like, none of their excuses makes sense. No, no, not when you watch those videos. These are just sitting over Phoenix. Kurt Russell saw them, for God's sake.

You're going to tell Kurt Russell, though? He escaped from L.A. and New York. Come on. Oh. What's the overboard? Was it overboard the movie he was in? What's the one on the pole? Oh, he's Captain Ron.

He's Captain Ron, damn it! A number of witnesses who were quite adamant that this was extra-terrestrial. And one of the witnesses, turns out, was actually the governor of the state, Five Simeington. Oh, my name was Fife.

A former Air Force officer. I can definitively say that this craft did not resemble any men that I'd ever seen. Right? With the Phoenix Lights phenomenon, what's really exciting is it More and more credible people have come forward.

All I knew is that it was so beyond anything I ever imagined being here on this earth. To date, the Phoenix Lights phenomenon has never been recreated or explained. There you go, bud. And what's funny is that, so that guy, Fife. Yeah. Very credible fellow there at the end, a reputable guy. Right. So after he said all that, he was allowed to continue doing whatever he does, I assume.

But his statement, probably according to the government, crazy? But he's still allowed. But he's still allowed. You know what I mean? Like you hear that stuff and it's like, so you say he's out there saying crazy things like he sees aliens, but then he's still fit to do his job? No, because I think he saw something. Yeah. Weird, man.

I'm, I'm going to, I'm, you're going to tell me to ignore one of the stars of bad. draft? Yeah. I don't think so. That's good one. He's Santa. Okay? I didn't see that one.

When he was Santa? What Santa was he? Oh, the Christmas Chronicles, that's right. Yeah, I haven't seen him. Ansel's a old car rustle all the time, yes. You're telling me one of the voices of the fox and the hound. Oh, I love that. I don't think so.

Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat. But twins. Can sleep peacefully thanks of the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?

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and it's right there on the show.fm. You can just go right there and we're streaming the whole thing. It's better. I'm sorry, it's better. Kurt Russell saw UFOs. And we made jokes like Fox and the Hound or whatever. That was a Disney movie, right? And then Pat Lucas reminded me of the fact that Walt Disney's final words were Kurt Russell.

And no one knows why. On his desk, the day he died, he just wrote Kurt Russell. and Kurt Russell says he's seen it He doesn't know why When did he When did Disney guy get his head cut off What do you mean? Isn't his head?

Oh is his head frozen? I have no idea if any of that's real I just always heard that Because they're waiting for All the diseases to be gone Or whatever the hell I forgot that Well maybe because he's wanted him for the next

Maybe Whatever movie was coming up We can assume but it is weird How did he die? Did he kill himself? Walt Disney? Yeah Oh

Don't you suck? his name. Wasn't he a terrible person? Well, I think he was, I think he was a terrible person. Uh, how do Walt, uh,

lung cancer? Uh, he was a smoker. He was a smoker. It just sounded like he just died. It sounded like he wrote a name. I don't know. Yeah,

but hold on a second. Took his life, but hold on a second. He died in 1966, but somehow wrote Kurt Russell on a paper. Yeah. Was Kurt Russell even a thing in 1966? Yeah,

because, Fox and the Hound came out in Oh, did I say 81? Yeah, he came on 81, yeah, it wasn't an old one. That I have no idea. Ed Kurt. How old is he? Maybe they were best friends.

Kurt Russell began acting in 1962. Oh, he was on Dennis the Manus, black and white. Else, maybe he just... He was a child actor. All right. Maybe he had ideas for him. He'd been in Disney movies up to that point, yeah. Gotcha.

In 1966, he signed. a highly successful 10-year contract with Walt Disney. So he would have been on Walt Disney's radar. It's just weird that it's on the paper. It's a very high-profile person to write. Kurt Russell. Those will be my last words too. Kurt Russell?

Yeah. Well, dude, congratulations. Thank you. You're on the summer's hottest trend. Oh. As people are claiming pickles are the summer pumpkin spice now. So in the fall, everyone likes... Oh, we're going to do this.

Pumpkin spice. Okay. Summertime, everybody wants pickles stuff. It's going to be pickles. Pickle stuff. Yeah. People are going pickle crazy these last couple of summers. No, yeah, that seems to be the problem, though, is everyone thinks that I like everything

pickled flavor. No. But I don't. No, you're a capitalist who wants to sell your Kool-Aid pickles to the people. And I like pickle juice. Mm-hmm. And I like pickles sometimes. Yeah.

But, yeah, you're correct. I like Zora green better than a pickle grain. Bro, can I just tell you something? And I'm afraid to say this if any of my kids are listening because then they'll be mad at me that I didn't get them one. I'm going on. I'm over it, where was I? Topps, pea chop, where was I yesterday?

Pea chop. Okay. Yeah, pea chop and Fulton. Okay. And you know they're the little prepared food section? And they usually got like the Mott sticks in there. And they got like the boulness wings. They had chicken sandwiches

Yesterday in the prepared food Hot chicken sandwiches Which had pickles on it Why I bringing this up Oh, okay Like they had made their own Like chick-fil-A or whatever Like a crispy chicken sandwich

In one of the briosh buns And I go you know what, I need a quick snack And I grabbed it You know, I would imagine that's pretty good They have everything you would need to make it Pretty damn good chicken sandwich All right I could see that

In the prepared pea chop foods I enjoyed it Every once in a while A Price Chopper has a very underrated section, like how over on the one on the boulevard, if they still do, they were about, we're going to be one of those ones that got the overhaul, and we're going to be turned into like market 32 or whatever was. So they got all the like the barbecue set up first.

They have like the rotisserie back there and the whole thing to make smoked ribs and everything. But it never happened? No, they have all over that. They never went any further in the store. Oh, bummer. So I mean, that used to be awesome, though, because I'd get out of my car at, you know, five. 5.45 in the morning and just get hit in the face with ribs and it was like, oh, this, it's not a bad way to start the day.

Not a bad way, dude. Not a bad day. Also, I always give credit to the burn dairy chicken sandwich too. Or they're burgs. I just like them. I just like them. It's a nice one that is convenience and it's a pretty decent quality product. Although I end up, just the way my schedule is,

I'm at a burn dairy pretty regularly around the same time. Yeah. As I'll just say, you hardworking dudes are getting your lunch. Okay, yeah. The amount of burgers and chicken sandwiches, y'all are eating. Yeah. It shocks me and I'm a fatso. I told you about that day I was behind those three guys at the Bernadarian East Syracuse boxes.

Bro! Two boxes. Not what Ralphie just handed us. No, no, no, no, no. I don't need to go. I mean, hey, do you have a cardboard box in the box? back so I can carry 50 burgers because that's what they got. Y'all are eating your burgers and chicken sandwiches.

I'll be in the burn dairy. Yeah. And you'll see some dudes come in with their high vis t's on or a high vis vest. And they're like, we get seven chicken sandwiches. And I'm like, whoa. Yeah. Although these guys, they were, uh, I do like, I remember that they did call ahead. It was a very nice.

Yeah. But when you usually give me 10. Like that glass case of burned dairy like, prepared foods, they're just, I don't know. I mean, you guys are clearly hungry, but I'm like, there's got to be something more substantial than seven chicken sandwiches? I on the reg will have to get a soda from there and we'll watch it from the register. Like I'll be, you know, the back of the line. Yeah.

And I'll just watch that thing be jammed. And then after the 10 people in front of me, they can't make them fast enough. And out's gone. And that's gone. And the mottsticks are gone. And now there's tenders. Like, remember how you told me, how long? It was that you told me to get that sauce.

I was going to get tenders and then dunk it in some certain sauce, I think, that a brand area had. Oh, the yum yum sauce. Was it there? Either way, every time that I've gone to, there's been probably three times where there's been tenders ready in that thing by the time I got there. Yeah. Yeah. Feeding the crew. TechSign says feeding the crew.

So they're a hundred boys. Yeah. That's great because it's cheap and it's like there's a ton of them. You think 50 burgs, 50 bucks. It's awesome. Boom. Anyways. Pickles are having their moment, like I said.

They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. I do like that. If you get a real nice solid pickle, then I do like it on a burger. Like a dally pickle.

Oh, yeah. Like a real good one. But like a floppy McDonald's one, I'm not the biggest fan of. I don't need those. I don't like when you bite and it like pulls out. And it feels like a booger in your mouth. They got a pickle flopper around on me. It feels like a floppy burger.

Yeah. A warm floppy little pickle burger. Yep. Your burger. Well, anyways. So if you're a pickle lover, it's your summer. Congratulations. Pickles are having their moment.

Everything does. Cool. Everything has their moment. I mean, that's great for hydration. Mm-hmm. I've seen a lot of guys in the World Cup so far when they get sat on the bench real quick after they've been out or doing a hydration break.

Mm-hmm. They've been all being handed the little pickle shots. Nice. So. We're in our pickle, eh, well, where do we have no pickle, Iowa? Wait a way. Ten beers deep by a campfire, and this song comes on, bro. Name a better vibe.

All of them. You can't name a better vibe. Every dude around there. But then there's that one guy that ruins it now that that's over. Wow, that's such a good song. Yo, I got my guitar. Oh, oh, no. I thought you're going to talk about the guy that just starts talking about his ex-wife,

and he's like, I could have done, I could have, I could have, I could have, though. No, dude, I really could have, though. No, Dan, we're just doing the fire, man. No, I know, I am too. I am too. I'm just saying, like, Vanessa didn't really give me that much of an opportunity to. But for real, though. We just do it all over one more time.

Oh, God, he's always bringing up his ex-life. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Hey, let's not forget. Next Saturday, 27th, we got our fishing tournament happening in Phoenix, New York. I think that's going to be a real big deal. You're on the hook for it, so I'll see you there. Hey, all right, stop it, stop it.

Do one more. There was a joke with a net, and I just hadn't lost it. Good, thank God. That's the universe protecting us. I had it and lost it. It's the masturbators classic. Presented by Installations Unlimited. We'll be there at 8 a.m.

You can start fishing as early as you want. You catch something big, put it in a live well. But we'll be at Lockwood Distilling right there in the pavilion. Hanging out. It's going to be a great time. Family-friendly for everybody. Yep. Be there 8 to noon on Saturday, and we'll see what

comes to this. Much like our plant swap, this was another new idea we had. Yep, yep. We'll see how it works out. I'm excited. I think this is going to be fun. Come drop a line. It's free fishing weekend, so you don't need a license. Nope. Just come hang out on there. Right there on the Swigo River, lock number one. That sidewalk that's right there.

Uh-huh. You have plenty of room up and down. You can park out on the island. Yeah, you got plenty of spaces, plenty of spots. And even if you don't care about fishing, we just want to come hang out and have some delicious morning drinks. Since it's a Saturday, I hope that little market's there. What market? There's like a little farmer's flower market.

Sometimes, yeah. I know what you're talking about right there. That would just be nice. The draw bridge. Also, they do a farmer's market at Lock One on Monday nights now. I went out there last night. Oh, nice. They had a whole bunch of people set up, and it was 50-cent wing night.

That's the move. Eight wings, and I got ice cream of tones cones. I need some ice cream. Pretty nice little Monday. Yeah, the... Are you way behind schedule on your ice cream indulging? A little bit, only because the few times that I've wanted to go have been one other people as well

and that line at the two places I've gone was crazy Yeah you're by the popular ones There was twice at the mini Gannon's was nuts And then one time I tried to do Because I was over by Marcellus Lanes And that was they must have been having something going on

Really? They were parking I don't know if you know that little spot Over there but there's like a Like a transportation center where they've like a salt and all that Like people were parking in that park Park and law. It must have been a big friend.

And I was like, this is not, this is not for us today, Elsa. Well, uh, the question is being asked as we are celebrating our country's 250th birthday. 250 years.

Damn right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody's trying to make it all about himself, but I am celebrating this country.

He's not even my birthday. No. And somebody else. I'm celebrating our, the country of 250 years. And if we were to make a time capsule for right now. What would we put in our time capsule to be opened as we are getting close to that Nickelodeon time capsule being opened as well?

Piece of paper has SOS. Help us. Just put that in there. Our student loans in there. Yeah. America is about to turn 250. And to celebrate, we are burying a new time capsule that won't be open for another 250 years. It is adorable that you think we'll see to be on.

this planet in 250 years. That's fun. That's fun. As for what goes in the calculator, they're asking, what do you think we should put inside the time capsule? Oh, man, I don't even know. That's such a paper with the name Kurt Russell. Perfect.

Yep. No, that's, I don't want to say it's subjective, but that's going to have to be a battle. I honestly am blanking on anything. Well, we haven't decided on the whole time capsule yet. The last 30 years, I'm thinking. and it's got to be involved like can't go too far back you can go from like the 90s to now right from the dad is to doubt is that too far back only their 2000s iPhone 17 in there as this was our

current technology okay um Native American artwork is going in there that's what I was thinking if we're doing that take that away from them yeah I'm just put it in the ground give me that let's bury the hell out of that give us that no give us that we're putting that in the ground uh essays from students, like, so children have written letters. All right, that's good idea. Let's put it, yeah, I want that. Uh-huh. That's a good one.

Because I would love to see essays from kids 250 years ago. Explain the current state of America. Like, how are you feeling about everything? I would, yep, okay, I want to read that. There's a bottle of Coca-Cola that's going in it. Okay. They would just drink this back then? They would drink that.

The sugar water? They opened him like, oh, look, they put a bottle of our gasoline in that for us. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Wow, how did they know? I'm with cousin Jay, 100%. What, jock jamms? 2026.

Jack James. New jock jams? Okay. Could have put a jock jams in there. New jock jams. What would you guys put in the new time capsule? I can't believe I really can't think. I think it's my decision paralysis of like what.

Because you think it's so serious. Yeah, what do I put in there like a 9-11 memorial? I don't. Because it's for America. Mm-hmm. Not the world. It's America. Yeah.

We will be opening the Nickelodeon time capsule sooner than that. That'll be open on April 30th, 2042. It was originally at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. It was moved to Burbank, California. Inside of that is Back to the Future, VHS cassettes, CDs by Michael Jackson, M.C. Hammer, a Renan Simpy T-shirt, Nickelodeon magazine, a piece of the Berlin Wall, bunch of historic stuff A Nintendo Game Boy

Ours is pretty close Reebok pump Like up I want all this Oh okay All right Um No they're not gonna know with it But like Nickelodeon Gack

Yeah Yo Gack is in the time capsule Maybe VR can go on ours Some type of VR That's getting big Sure What about media? Like what current media

Like what would we put in there? I was trying to think of a way To put like Facebook Instagram We called her Taylor Swift This was her music Yeah I can put one of her stupid

CDs in there. Mm-hmm. I'm sure her grandpa wouldn't mind giving us one of the ones to bury that he bought a million-o back in the day. A weed vape, pudgy's wife says, yeah. Yeah. Put a bunch of stupid geek bars. Jewel pods, just sprinkle them.

What were they doing back then? They didn't know. They didn't know. They were putting any substance they could find into their body. A documentary, someone needs to start now. Yeah. Put together documentary of however the last, however many years, 20 years. And then we can put that a long,

with and we wrap them together a copy of idiocracy. Yeah, we did it. We did it. And we go, this was not on purpose. Start it with 9-11 when all the tides turned to what has led us to hear. And then that's it. And then you could even sneak in clips of videocracy, and it wouldn't even seem like we were doing that. They'd be like, oh, yeah, no, that makes sense.

Like, wow, they were crazy. Yeah, no, that seems, what were they doing on the White House lawn? Real estate agent Christopher White from Century 21 was bringing some prospective homeowners. I'll buy from them. To view a home in central Arkansas. Oh, boy. Squatters? No.

Alligator. Mm-hmm. Getting there. Oh, wild boar. It was overrun by snakes. Oh, I have audio. So cool. Ah.

Yep. I love it. Peely running out with the snakes. Um, yeah, it was overrun. He filmed numerous snakes near the entrance, hanging from the roof. I get it. Occupying electrical panels.

Oh, that's so cool. Arkansas, though, you got to be careful. Those are probably poisonous ones. Yep. That reminds me. It was the time of, thank God my brother was with me. I don't ever believe it. The house next to us in East Syracuse, the village, was abandoned for a while.

And we had to eventually go back over and get all the shuttle cocks and balls and stuff that we had hit over there. So we went over there, right? Yeah. And they had a back porch. I kid you not. Oh, I've heard this. There were 150 snakes. All sunning themselves?

Every color, size, shape, variety. It was the wildest thing I've ever seen. And they all scattered faster than anything you've ever seen in your entire life. Where did they go? In the ground. They're just there. The house and under the porch. But it was wild.

Yeah, dude. That would be terrifying. It was so cool. I know that they're harmless. I just do not care for them. Depends. You got to be careful. We do have a couple poisonous in New York State.

Do you? But it's right here, you're mostly okay. I can never talk snakes without thinking of that story from Phoenix where the guy was in this car and the car went into the water and he got attacked by like hundreds and hundreds of snakes. Just water snakes. I like snakes. I like snakes. They're just so weird.

They just want to nibble on you for no reason. They're not poisonous. But they will. bite you. They reptiles were later identified by professional snake handlers. Well, look it up. Black rat snakes. Nope. No, they said non-venomous species that farmers actually appreciate because they eat the rats. Yep, black rat

snakes are cool. Okay. They're fine. But no brooks. But those ones steak! They all stand. Yeah, they do smell bad. But those ones are the stinkiest. Like you ever going to like a zoo enclosure and they got one of those boa constrictors? They just stink. Why do they smell? I don't know. Are they secreting, like, sweat? It's like a probably some type of protection thing.

That's the big misconception. They're not slimy. I wish they were slimy. They just stink. They just stink. We got timber rattlers around here, Spass as in chat. Yeah, you got to be careful. There's that weird, like, green to black, watch your nutsack, yellow to red.

That's really a rhyme. I know. But there is, there is a rhyme that's like green to yellow. It's fine, fellow. Yellow to black. Watch your back, Jack. There's something like that that can help you with snakes. Dear God, it's not that.

So don't listen to anybody to talk to an official. I mean, yes, watch your nuts. Act by it out there. Guys, we've got your last chance to get free tickets to see Evanescence with Spirit Box. Yo. And Nova Twins, June 23rd. Yeah. A few days.

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Dot FM. Yo, it's all up in her. This is not a lady who's watching her BP. Not a, uh-oh. Not a lady watching that BP. Uh-oh. Would she just eating salt? She's basically, she's going viral

because she said her favorite snack is salsa, where she takes a salty, chip and then dips it in salt and eats it? Mam? Whoa! You're gonna... Oh my...

Oh, did it be... You're fast-tracking. Did anybody else's heart just go like this? You're really fast-tracking your way. My heart really did just like squeeze itself. So it's a TikTok that I can't really show, but I'm going to describe what it is. Like, imagine like a tor...

It's honestly making me gag a little. It's like... like a scoop. Yeah. Like the, Tostino? Yeah. Tostino scoops.

Not Tostinos. That's pizza rolls. Oh. Is it toastitos? Tostitos. And she's got a more t'n it. Thing of salt.

Nah, bro. And she's kind of like scooping salt on it. And eating more salt. This is a video of myself eating tortilla chips with sea salt. And it's blowing up. Also, for those who you ask me,

no, I don't eat sea salt all the time. I actually use this salt. It's real salt with real minerals. Oh, it's real salt with real minerals. Duh. Then I'm sure that's fine. Duh.

And I'm sure that's fine. I have little iron or I have pots or whatever the other comments were. I have none of that. I actually did get blood work. Girl, I don't know what she's doing in this. Just crunching. It's just crunchy. Opening up chips.

A bag of chips. Real minerals. And for all the people commenting that I have little iron or I have pots or whatever the other. comments were I have none of that I actually did get blood work done and my blood work is completely normal it's just me wanting salt I don't it's not like I eat this every single day it's just sometimes I want salt and I want chips it's my salt's up okay a couple things but uh you're you're craving salt because you're you're lacking salt for some reason you're not she said she had all the little snuff done well that's my other point is that she's young that's why her blood work is

good she's young now someone's gonna say uh obviously her parents have told her her whole life that she is invincible and amazing and can do no wrong. Yeah, like not to be the old man in the room, but yeah, your blood works fine now because you got that 20-something metabolism. Eventually, that eating the salt saw is going to catch up to you as a fellow who ate a lot of salted meats in his 20s and 30s and now has high blood pressure. Well, it's just kind of just, I can just, I can just, and picture her heart valves being encrusted like a salt mine. Yeah, yep, yep. And it's just gross. It's just, it is gross.

But we all did. I was just going to say that, Mel. And it reminds me of when we used to, when the pretzels were done, you would dump that bag for no reason. And then you go, Ew. Same with cheese.

Same with cheese. If I'm hammered and I'm eating cheesits and I'm drinking the bottom of the cheese and salt. And you just don't even care. It's disgusting. I don't know, Doc. I don't know what's going on. Why do you ask?

Well, I don't know. I don't know. My boyfriend is high. Burps reek of salt. And, you got salt on your shirt. Did anyone ask RFK if this is healthy or not?

Do we know? It's not bad. Oh, it's good for you? It's not the worst. Oh, okay, sir. I didn't know. You're welcome. Oh, thank you, yep.

I'm in trouble. I forgot to call Cindy Payne at 8 o'clock. You've got to get yourself out of the weeds. I got to get out of the weeds. I'm sorry, Cindy. My little alert didn't go off to remind me, but you're here. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

The Peane greenhouses right there on South Granby Road in Fulton, New York. And we're getting ready for graduation parties, right, Cindy? Yes, and isn't it a beautiful day today? Yeah. It's going to be gorgeous. So everybody, you need to get baskets out in your yard and get everything decorated for graduation. And we have baskets in your school colors. So you need to come out and take a look.

What schools do you have, Cindy, let people know? We have Hannibal. We have Fulton. We have a Swego. We have B. We have Phoenix and Mexico. Believe it or not, we have orange and black baskets. Yeah, Phoenix and Mexico.

That's cool. Interchangeable. Yes, yes. So we've got your school color. Come on out. Any vegetables we should be planting right now? It's getting a little late. Okay. It's getting a little late to plant vegetables.

You can do some squashes, watermelons, things like that. You could certainly plant peas from seed, beans. It's getting a little late to put your tomatoes in. Okay. And your peppers, so you're kind of pushing it. Go get your baskets at Oliver B. Payne Greenhouses in between Beeville and Fulton. You take a left right there off Route 48 down South Granby Road, and you'll see them. That's us.

All right, Cindy, thank you for letting me call you a little late today. We'll talk next week. That's okay, Josh. You have a wonderful day. You too. Oliver B. Payne Greenhouses. What was your question? Well, I was just thinking, but I answered it in my head.

If I could grow corn on my balcony, but it's going to be. knee high by the 4th of July, so that's late now. The corn up that I live near a cornfield, believe it or not. Is it getting there? Well, it's, I don't know what the term is, but the little green guys are up now. So I think it might be late. Yeah. Well, I still have that germinator thing from whoever the hell.

And then I have seeds from whoever the hell in here. The cornfield I live by is, I watched them till it, and then they planted everything. It must have been all that good rain we got because now those little green sprouts are popping up, dude. The humidity went nuts. Yeah. And just sprouted everything. There's already raspberries. Mm-hmm.

The parents' house got raspberries on the bushes already. But Ben is right. I don't think we're going to be knee-high by the 4th of July. If I'm just seeing the little, no, he said it's late. It explodes. Because I noticed that, too, where I'm like, I don't know if it's going to do it. And then all of a sudden it just goes crazy. But usually corn is an August thing.

I've noticed the last few years. We can get it at places. Yeah. Around here, it seems like. Yeah. And that plant that's definitely not a weed plant is going wild, bro. Is it really? Yeah.

It's double the size from before. Hell yeah. I want to see how that plays out. You can get us on demand wherever you download your favorite podcast. Search for K Rock the show or easy, peasy, lemme, squeeze. You just go to the show.com. All of our links are right there. It's mobile friendly.

You can listen to our podcasts there. You can watch our live streams there, the show. Dot FM. Cats don't give an F. as you know, I have multiple articles of clothing that state just the same, but... Yep. If you haven't... If you don't know the story of Romeo and Juliet, I'm going to spoil the ending for you.

In 3, 2, 1. Okay. Romeo dies. Okay? So this is a live ballet where they're doing... I'm sorry, I've really affected him. They're doing Romeo and Juliet. And it's the very final scene.

and Romeo is dead on the ground. And Juliet is trying. She's forlorn. She's crying. She's standing over him. She kissed him in to get the poison on her lips. A different thing, but... And a straight cat walks on stage.

Starts pawing at Romeo's head. Just kind of lays there on stage. He wants to know if he's dead if you can have him. It's a snack. Jump in Twitch or the show.com. This is... Did you die? This is the cat walking on stage.

Romeo is speaking over the show A stray cat walked on stage during the final dramatic scenes of a ballet performance of Romeo and Juliet in Turkey The cat added its own theatrical By his paw is laying there

And cuddled up against him Played with his hair As Juliet agonized over his death That's hilarious And then jumps up on the fruit For those you just listening The cat paws at Romeo's dead head Then just kind of lays there

And then jumps up on like a chair that was part of the props. Oh my God. That's so funny. Cats don't give an ass, bro. Oh, that'd have been hilarious if then when she died, he just laid on top of them both and just, like, stretched him out. When she, what?

I wasn't, I haven't finished it. You only got to that part where he dies? Momentarily, we will know what game we're playing here at 9 o'clock. That's the longest two minutes has ever existed. Somebody will take home an NBA championship, final championship gold trophy bouquet of, I'm going to go ahead not wear that jersey again.

Come on, please. No, I lost two games with it. So you can pick, if you pick NBA, you're going to get a champion today. No. But if you pick NHL, only Cody could win today. I could keep it alive with a Vegas Golden Knights win.

And it's hockey. We're playing a little hockey. Hockey! Before all that, though, grab your tackle, pick your bait, cast your rod, drop a line at our fishing tournament coming up next Saturday, June 27th, lock one, distilling, Phoenix presented by

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floor liners, will be provided for the biggest fish. It's just for fun. Let's not take it too seriously. Don't show up with your big bass boat and try to get a little thing going. No. Yeah, don't do that. This is for families fun. Yeah. You can get in your boat if you want to, but most of us are you fishing from the shore.

You can park over on the island. Yeah, go do it. It's going to be a fun Saturday morning. All right, so, Cody, is on the verge of winning a Stanley Cup. I'm going to do it. Unless I win and keep it alive, you can find out in our gaming stream right now. And I am the panther, uh, uh, what's their name? Hurricanes? I'm the hurricanes. I kept thinking Panthers. Nope. Or, uh, ducks, but obviously not. You are the hurricanes.

And they really won. So, they really did. So let's see if a, plays out. In reality, I'll put up a vet. You can all have fun. Watch live on twitch.tv. slash the show or the show. The internet. Brought to you by Ryan Phelps auto sales.

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