The Show - ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

Hilaria’s run on Dancing With The Stars comes to an end. Joe Flacco is 147 years old & has been on half the teams in the NFL. Josh’s mother-in-law cannot fathom being anti-social. Dolly is fine & Dollywood is not permanently closed. Plus, how do we get off this A.I. rollercoaster. Some fun shows in Rochester. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. That won't sound weird or is it just like my allergies right now? Are my ears just like clogged or more open than normal?

Yeah, I think I'm okay. All right, maybe it's just my allergies. I started to get like... Do that thing where you plug your nose and then blow out really hard and blow your... Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Blow your eyeballs out of your head. Maybe that's what it is. Good morning, everybody.

Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Delicious. Delo do, do, do, ringing the night. Lottie, what is that you're doing in chat? You can make... You can pet your own a moat? What the hell is that? I don't like it.

I don't like making me uncomfortable. It's making me uncomfortable. How are we doing? How is everybody? What was your Tuesday like? Hello? What was my two? I had a busy Tuesday yesterday, bud.

Running all round. Went over, got the ankle looked at. We'll just keep doing what we're doing with that. Did a whole bunch of, I don't know if you've done Amazon returns. Have you done Amazon returns? No. We had a bunch of stuff we had to return from Amazon. Amazon.

And we go and you go start the return on the Amazon websites. Okay. And then it tells you what like UPS or Staples or whatever to go to. So I go to the UPS store with all my returns. And you just got to go to a kiosk. And that's fine. I'll just keep scanning the codes and you wrap it in a thing. You put it in a box.

Okay. But there was this guy there that was real angry at me. He was mother aft in because he had to wait. I'm like, bro, I got six things. I got a skin. I'm sorry. He was a big... Because he had to return an Amazon item. He was a man. He was a man toddler.

Well, see, that's when people like that don't realize that we can just put him on blast and I wish we could know their names. I almost told him the shot out. I didn't know what his deal was. I almost called him a baby. He was just some boomer with a big gray beard and gray hair.

And he just starts mother effing, the poor girl that works there. He's like, you got to go off and down. Like, you got to go off and down. somewhere old man like is that he wasn't even that old he was like 50s boomer that's even worse and I wanted to be like are you a baby are you a man baby

you have a little toddler tantrum here at the Amazon that the five minutes you can't wait five minutes Bob like literally grumpy Gus because I've said that to somebody in line at at Marshalls actually because you know sometimes those lines get wicked long and this lady kept going and going

with her husband and then the husbands they're going back and forth and they're like yeah that's why these people, you know, ending up saying 80,000 different swear words, work at a marshals. Psh, it would never catch me working at a marshal. Oh, I hate that. That type crap. And then I turned and I was like, but yeah, here you are waiting in line at their disposal.

Like, they can make you wait here all day. I hate those people, man. And I went, literally, if you look at your phones, I said, it's been six minutes, seven minutes. Yeah. Topps. Yeah. So that's ruining your day? Yeah.

I was like, you'd never catch me in a million years being this upset at having to wait for six minutes. Oh, man. This guy was so angry, and he was literally standing, like, you had to go to the, if anybody's dad or uncle had to go to the UPS store on 30, near 31 yesterday, he is a toddler. He does not have control of his emotions because he was like in line, maybe a minute. She's like, yep, just go stand right there, and then you just, and there was two kiosks, and he was just had to wait a minute. And he's like, oh, I got a prepaid label. And she's like, yep, you're just going to scan right there. And then he starts, like, walking around.

He's like, can you detect this? He's got a pace. Yep. And she's like, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, sir. And then. I'm having to stand there for 30 seconds. I wanted to be like, don't apologize to this a hole. Don't we don't got to apologize to a hole.

Go over and knock the box from his hand. Yeah. But then I don't need him like, because I'm still hobbling around. I don't need to get into a fight. No, I had two weird wearing your purse. jamma pants to Walmart, even though it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Two people at the Syracuse one were trying to get the attendance attention because I had more than 15 items.

And they were going to tattle on you? No, they were trying. One guy was, miss. Wow. And he was doing this. Miss, miss, and pointing in my stuff and going like that face like, what is this? I had like 20-something items, but they were all like eight of them were the same thing. Yeah, you're fast.

So then I said to him, does it affect their life in any way? I turned to the lady, the cashier, I went, I wasn't going to use the handgun and scan everything in like 15 seconds, but I said, no, I'm just, I'm going to take your time.

But I know you guys don't really like that. So I said, I apologize for the excess of a couple items, but I'm going to take my time now. People just got real problems, man. I don't know what everybody's got up their ass. It's upsetting. Again, that three minutes

that it's going to take me to complete a tree. transaction because where in actuality, I'm probably faster at scanning things that haven't worked there. You've got the skills. You know, those forever. So I know those stupid little tricks they want you to do. But that, that's going to ruin your day. Three minutes. He was all been out of shape just because you had to wait like, it wasn't more than 90 seconds. That's what I mean. It was there less than 90 seconds. Right. In actuality, when people, if you physically put on a timer for the things that people get angry about, it's like three to five

minutes. Yeah. And this poor girl, she looks like a high schooler. She's getting yelled at by some boomer scumbag. Because she's the one that has to man the Amazon station today. And she's there by yourself. So she's running around, like, trying to run the booth. And then she's, like, trying to handle all the kiosks.

I'm like, you're going to yell at this poor girl. Right. I wish you diarrhea, sir. I wish you uncontrollable diarrhea. A diarious. A diaries. Good morning, everybody. So start your day with a good attitude.

Don't get. I'm going to be a dick out there. But listen, first, I just got to get this out of the way. You guys know I have an unhealthy obsession with Alaria Baldwin. I don't know what it is about her. I don't know if she just encapsulates liars to me or whatever it is. It's that. It's the weird thing about if you just gaslight, then it's fine.

It doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, I don't know why I'm obsessed. Because you can lie and spit any amount of untruths you want, and it doesn't matter. As long as you said it and you believe it, it's true and it doesn't matter. And like 10, 15, 20 years ago, if somebody was pretending to be another nationality completely, while very obviously with facts that backed up that they are not,

they're just a stupid Boston person, people would lose their damn minds, but it doesn't matter now. If you don't know what Cody's talking about, let me give you the quick Cliff's Notes version of my obsession with a large, Balaurea Baldwin. Lariabaldon is Hillary Haywood Thomas. She's from Boston. Matatutututte.

How do you say? America. She grew up in Boston. She went to NYU. Her goal was to meet Alec Baldwin. She wanted to marry somebody famous. She wanted to be famous. So she hung around this restaurant, ends up begging Alec Baldwin.

But pretended she was Spanish for a while. She was from Espagna, like her family was from Spain. It was the craziest thing. And nobody cares. Because as soon as she got famous, people from Boston were like, that's Hillary. I hear she is in my yearbook. Like, it was so quickly disproved. Yep.

But she still leaned into it. She would go on TV shows. Yep. Speak in an accent, not know how to pronounce things. It was crazy. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. It's insanity.

So then she gets pregnant with Alex's baby. I believe that's Carmen is the first one. She's got seven kids with Alec. But then people, People don't think she really gave birth to the other six. Two of which were born in less than nine months, so physically impossible? That's the one she admitted is surrogate or whatever. I have, how you say, have super uterus.

I have two uterus. Two uterus. Double baby. Double baby. Double baby. Two one time, two time. Two bambinos. Her goal, it seems, the last year or so, has been to get on dancing with the stars.

She's posting all these videos. she's dancing on Instagram She's got Alec dancing with her She's tagging Dancing with the Stars She gets on dancing with the stars And then like Cody said She likes to gaslight and make the narrative Whatever it is

Starts to claim that her Her fans were clamoring to get her on Dancing with the Stars It's not the truth Everybody on the show is like no She just clamoring She kept bugging us to get on the show So we put her on it No it wasn't her

Those were her fans pretending to be her That's what they do I've not been giving you weekly updates. Even I haven't been watching it because I don't care about her that much. I just wanted to know when she gets voted off. I can't believe it's taken what? It's just been three weeks. She made it three weeks.

So for those you don't want spoilers, I guess you've already spoiled it. But this is Dancing with the Stars last night. You're a worse dancer than Andy Richter, all right? Oh, no. And the funniest thing, jump in Twitch, because you've got to see these visuals. it was Disney night, I guess. So one of these dancers is literally dressed like a mouse and has a mouse nose on. Oh, this is a lot.

All right. You got a mouse nose on that. All right. You like to have a mouse nose. All right. Yeah. Katie says she used to also be a competitive ballroom dancer, which is what pisses people off. Like.

But also she really, I mean, she was. For real. Okay. But she wasn't like good. No. And maybe she won something at something. point, but Hurle angle is like, I'm just going to be too good to be on this show with everybody. What's competitive ballroom dancing? You just do a lot of like Beauty and the Beast type dances.

I guess. I don't know. I'm not a dancer. Gotcha. So this is last night. And you, hey. I know, but I'm, you, someday. You are a dancer. Someday. I got these long dancers legs. Exactly. This is last night. I'm dancing with the stars. They've got three couples left. Yesterday. I'll do say, uh, after or there's three right now. I'm going to pick up to where they're like, here's the three remaining couples. Oh, okay, I got it. And they're going to vote somebody off. Gotcha.

How you say, vote. While not necessarily the bottom three, two of these remaining couples are safe. The other had the lowest combined toll. Andy Richter, Andy Richter was someone dressed like a mouse. Like, you've got to see this. This is television.

It really is, Andy Richter. Or is and viewer votes from tonight. There's Danielle Fischel, who is Topanga. I guess she's really good and she's still a smoke show. Yes, absolutely. And we'll be leaving right now. It's time for the final result. Andy and Emma.

Danielle and Pasha. Ilaria and Gleb. Elaria, Hillary. Based on the combination of the judge of scores and viewer votes. The couple going home is... Cody's laughing because they keep cutting in this day. This woman's got a mouse nose on, bro. So why did you have to make Andy Richter's person

and the mouse nose? I mean, I guess Daniel Fisher could and, And Elaria. And why are we calling her Elaria? That's not her effing name. Elaria. How you say, I'm all about whatever identity you want,

whatever name you want to go by. So I guess I'm talking out of my ass because if she wants to go by Elariah, fine. This is different. But this is different. This is different. This is different.

Right? It's different. Ooh, she could be Templeton. Tell Templeton. I'm going to dance. I am all. about anybody being called whatever they want to be called but a lauria is different yeah right it's a little different all right let's go back to the clip oh oh lauria and gleeve

oh you can piss off Andy Richter and a woman dressed like a literal mouse are better dancers than you. Old Andy Richter, who I think doesn't have functioning knees. Like he wears these big knee things. Oh, man. Poor E. Laria. Poor you. And Gleb. I'm so proud of you. Elaria, please

tell us what your experience has been like with Gleb. I mean, this has been an incredible experience. I'm so grateful to all of you. And I'm grateful to my children and my family. Where in her accent, though? And thank you guys for this. I mean, this has been

and wonderful, and I'm cheering on everybody in the cast. She's so pissed off. This has been an amazing time. Where do her accent go? And, Rob, I heard you say on your way over here, I'm so proud of you. What else would you want to say? I'm so proud of you. You're a superhero in the dance show sister.

That's what I'm saying, right? Yeah. Because every once in a while, she forgets. It comes in and out. And then tries to, well, just the littlest bit. It comes in and out. Like, there is an accent, but there isn't. It's because it's probably harder

when you're standing next to a guy named Gleb. Yeah. That actually has what it sounds like is an accent. Dude, your incredible mom to your amazing seven kids. You put so much, so much love and passion to dance. She's so angry. Oh, yes. I talk like those, too.

I'm so happy that I had a chance to dance with you. Thanks. That's it. She's out. Goodbye. Goodbye. No, no, no. Adios.

He's not goodbye. It's not goodbye. See you later. It's not adios. It's not a dioce. It's see you later. It's Astonovora Ruius. Oh, man.

So goodbye, O'Lariabaldon. It was a fun ride. Well, it was a fun ride. Well, she can go back and whatever. She's going to be so, I don't know what she does now, because she's not going to just give up being on TV. No, and she probably would have won, but stupid Stephen Baldwin couldn't figure out how to vote.

Did you see him yesterday? What was he doing? That picture is derpy ass over at Salt City Markets. No, he was here? Just there. What else does he got to do? He's got nothing. He looked like he just got done filming

Biodome 2, but that's just his normal derpy face. He wishes there was a biodome too. He's wearing a hat that looked like a rip off of like an army, like a Marine-style hat, but it's that Baldwin on it. Oh my God. Because sometimes they forget who they are.

Oh, my Lord. What are we doing? Well, now in true copycat fashion, Daniel Baldwin's got to get his wife on to Dancing with the Stars or the T-Moo version of it. Somebody, we got to get all the Baldwin wives I'm dancing with the stars. They like to do whatever Alec does.

So, a hole on my teeth. Happy whiskey Wednesday. Tonight, seven o'clock, fall time hours. We will go live on Twitch. Get yourself something to drink. A little little. Tonight show, as always, brought to you by Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and East Coast Emeralds.

Can you explain this Joe Flacco thing? He went to, he's going to the Bengals? Yeah, I mean, I don't really, I don't really understand it, to be honest with you. It's one of those where the Bengals are trying to salvage their season. There's nothing to salvage. You guys, you suck. There's no Joe Burrow. Yeah.

I don't really know why you wouldn't just kind of not pack it in because it's, you know, only a quarter of the season is over. But Joe Flacco, that's going to be your savior. 40-year-old Joe Flacko. He might as well be. Like, his prime was 12 years ago. So explain to me. He was on the Browns, right? Yeah, and he just, he got, what is it, usurped?

Is that the, what does that mean? Oh, they benched him, right? Yeah, where the other guy took over and they were like, all right, we don't really need you now. So the Bengals are like, give us Joe Flack up. So we're like, we'll give you something for him. And the Browns were like, sure. At least he gets to stay in Ohio, I guess. He doesn't need to change his driver's license, I guess.

It's just a weird, there's no reason for it. It's not going to make the Bengals any better whatsoever. I mean, is he probably better than. The guy that they've got. Who do they have to even know? Jake Browning that everyone thought was kind of okay, but he has been awful. But, I mean, they're not going to now rip off a million wins because they got 40-year-old Joe Flacco to rein things in.

Joe Flacco has now played. Well, he's probably played for the Baltimore Ravens, the Denver Broncos, the New York Jets, the Cleveland Browns, the Indianapolis Cults, and now the Cincinnati Bengals. This is five different teams. and he's been decent. He's never been like, oh, my God, Joe Flacco is the worst. But, I mean, some of these guys like, I mean, they keep getting signed and playing. Right.

I mean, I thought Carson Wentz was over and done with, but he was still out there hucking him around for the Vikings. So why not? When these guys get, you know, paid and they still can kind of throw it. I mean, you and Joe Flacco are almost the exact same age. He's one month older than you. Yeah. And he's still running around out there, hucking tuddies. He's still out there. And then there's your boy, Jerry Jones, getting a $250,000 fine. I don't care.

For flipping off the Jets fans. Stupid New York fans. Said it was a mistake. I'm looking at the videos. Not a mistake. No, I gave him a finger. I don't care. He does the middle finger and then he points at somebody. F them. That way they know. That way they know he's talking to. My eyes aren't too far apart. Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones was fined $250,000 for giving the New York

Jets fans the finger on Sunday. Jerry is standing in his luxury box when he flips the bird, then quickly changes it to his index finger to point. Jerry says it was an accident. Well, he is getting up there. He doesn't know what fingers he's putting up, but that seems like he's flipping him off. No accident.

We all miss fat Jerry Jones. Yeah. There wasn't any antagonistic issue or anything like that. I just put up the wrong show on the hand. Oh, did you? That's all? But that was inadvertently done, and I'm not kidding. If you want to call it accidentally,

You can call it accidental. No, none of us are. Cowboys 1.3722 over there. They still tried. The Jets tried at the end. We let Justin Fields huck around the ball, that's for sure. A bunch of unnecessary points.

All right. Well, that's something else going on in football. I mean, it's a Wednesday, so. Yeah, it's usually about it for a Wednesday. Yeah. Well, nearly 25,000 Texans. Hey, lost internet. You better watch what you say next about.

Texas, you watch what you say about Texas. Bitch. They lost internet access when a student. Stray bullet struck a spectrum fiber optic cable in the Dallas area. I'm trying to wonder how that happens because, yeah. I know the fiber that I have. I guess it is going from pole to pole, so maybe somebody was just shooting up in the sky.

That's pretty hard to hit, though. I thought they were buried. They mostly are. Oh. But maybe it's old-timey out where they are. The shot severed service for customers across Dallas, Irving, Plano, Arlington, Arlington, Austin and San Antonio. St. Anton.

Unlike most fiber cables that run underground, this line was mounted a telephone. There's a mountain. Mounted. He's his mountain. This Mark Spectrum's third firearms-related outage in 12 months. What?

Got to make bulletproof cables, I guess. Yes. Is it just in general or there? No, in general. New Year's Eve. Somebody shot one in Columbus, Ohio. gonna say. And then Oakland, somebody shot one out

in 2022. I'd be so mad. During a Rams 49ers game. Oh my God. I'd be so mad. Someone shoots my cable on a football Sunday. Oh my God.

It's going on out there. People are just shooting guns in the air. Those bullets do got to come back down, folks. Or... They don't just go up into space. No, they don't just fly away. They don't fly up into the atmosphere and eventually get like sucked up into the

into space and they're gone forever. Somewhere in the stratosphere. No, they do not. The shooter has not been identified. Well, you're not going to bind them. Unless you're doing forensics on a bullet and trying to track down just somebody shooting off their gun. Yeah.

There's one random generic bullet. Nobody's going to step forward and be like, Hey, that was me. Kelly and Chad, this is a uniquely American problem. Right? Maybe, I don't know. Our other countries shooting out their internet access? I don't know.

I can't watch my stories. My neighbor Dundit shoot it out my cable. Oh my God. You just reminded me of my new obsession. Hold on. What is it? Stories?

Are you watching your stories? Because you had that... What is it called? My new favorite channel, dude, is the great American faith and living channel? Do you watch this? You don't watch. Nobody watches this.

Yeah, I was going to say, you're going to answer that. yourself. But I got sucked in. It's called, yeah, if you're on your YouTube TV. American, what? It's called Great American Faith and Living. It's exactly what you think it is.

Like, it is the most southern. We love Jesus. I was going to say, is it taken over for that channel that used to be channel four? And they would just show, like, Little House on the Prairie. Yeah, it's exactly what it is. It is the safest of safe networks. Let's see what the schedule is. Because I wanted to, I was going through YouTube, but it was like, you know, some

show about RVs and I look a good RV show. Well, you got Frank hooked immediately from one in the morning until six was Benanza. Exactly. And that was his favorite show. It's all the safest. Every commercial is like... Law Cabin Fever. We believe in faith.

We believe in family. There's a show called Vindication. What is that one about? Are you on their website? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's no seeing anything, apparently. Great American Faith and Living Channel. There we go.

Broadcast faith-based and family-friendly content, including movies and series. If you ain't watch, everyone out there is going to be very shocked at this, but the Great American Faith and Living Channel has shows such as Kimberly's Southern cooking. Uh-huh. Father knows best. Southern fried everything. Yep, and Father knows best. And that's the only show you need to watch.

The only television you need. What? families doing white things. Now I kind of want to watch that. It's not a bad channel. Well, no, this show. What? The father knows best. The popular radio show comes to life in this hit sitcom about a bumbling family man, Jim Anderson, his common sense, wife Margaret and their children, Betty Button, Kathy. But that was like from the 50s, right? It's a black and white

show. Yeah. But it was a radio show before that? I didn't know Father Knows Best. I didn't either because I used to think it was wicked fun to get really high and go to the library and we go and listen to all those old radio shows. Well, I like that. I like doing that too. It was before I did any weed or booze, but I love just old radio shows. Because I really liked when they would do. That's vice. I do like that voice.

Great American Faith and Living is my new favorite channel. I mean, right now, it's, what's today? Today's Wednesday, we've got. You got a schedule for me? The Beverly Hillbillies are on till noon, so if you want to watch that. Yep, and then log cabin fever. What is vindication? I got a feeling I don't want to find out with vindication.

It doesn't know. When you click on it, it just takes you right back to the schedule. It doesn't do anything. You just look at what hands up. Hey. Don't worry about it. Don't you worry about what you got. Where is it?

American faith in the network. What do we have here? What is, what are we using? What is this? I think it's just, this is definitely on all the free things. Well, you can see, it's on dish, files. It was on my YouTube TV. Sling.

Yeah. Yeah, we don't have it. I don't think we're used whatever it is on here. Back when television was. safe and American. And for American men and families. I bet it's Rick Gary's favorite. Oh, God, it's on right now.

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like, I'm not joking when I say she's the most social human that I've ever met in my life. Okay. She loves to host, like, she'll have tea parties at her house.

Oh. She has people over. Never got never. She loves to do things. And a couple of weeks ago, she has, she has her kids over, my wife, my brother-in-law.

We're all on the porch. Yep. And we all were talking about how much, because my wife and her brother are both educators. Gotcha. So they were talking about how when they're in like their teacher meetings, they'll be like, share an interesting fact about yourself and how much they hate it. And my mother-in-law couldn't understand it. She was like, well, why would that bother you?

And we're like, because I don't want to share. And she goes, well, that would just be so nice. You'd learn so many things about so many people. And we're like, we couldn't get through to her. as non-social people, why that isn't fun? I'm even a social person and even I hate that type of stuff. I hate it. It puts you on the spot and you try to think of something

that's either going to be really interesting or silly and neither land. They never land. So then it's, yeah, oh, you learn so many interesting things about people. Nobody's remembering any of those things. Yeah. At all. It would be my mother-in-law's dream.

to just have a room full of people sharing interesting facts about each other. People walking around going, and one interesting thing about me is. And she was like, yeah, because then they would share something about themselves. And then you could talk about that and you could learn more. And we're like, oh, we're not on the same wavelength here. No, that's not even what they do either because then, yes, that would probably be, okay, fine. All right, now let's talk about that. Yeah.

But it's not. It's just, hi, I'm Cody. I guess one interesting thing about me is I do a radio show and it's fun. Okay, cool. All right. And it's like, oh, okay, no, but so it wasn't, it wasn't cool. All right. I'm Josh and I have three testicles.

All right, I'm going to go jump off the building. Yeah, it's never comfortable. No, and then they just move right on where it's like they're not, it's just like, oh, let's just get this out of the way. So mine wasn't interesting. That's not interesting about me. I mean, three testicles is, yeah. And I gladly show the conference room all three of them because nobody believes me.

Well, that's why back in the day, and even in school, my move was always to volunteer. I was the first person to do that, share an interesting fact, go first, give your presentation, do your whatever, need to volunteer. Everyone's going to have to volunteer at some point. You know what I mean? I was, boom, out of the way. Done. Yeah, get it done. Done.

Get it done. Go for presentation. I will right now. Then boom, I'm done. I don't have to even worry. I can just goof off. I think that's because that's our skill. Like our skill is giving presentations.

Like, look at our job. We're presenting. And I was, I would do, I'm presenting. I would do the same thing in high school. I'd be like, you need 10 minutes on to kill a mockingbird. Let's get it done. Let's go. It's my time to shine.

And then you're done. And then you're done. You can sit back and watch all these other suckers trying to give their book reports. Or just not pay attention and look right out the window. Exactly. Watch the guy mowing the grass. thinking about what you're going to do after school today. Yep.

All right, we got to clear up some misinformation that's bouncing around our chat. Dolly Parton's sister, Frida Parton, has clarified. She said, give prayers. This is what happens when boomers get a hold of social media, by the way. Let's just, you know, keep that in the back of our minds. I am not in a place mentally with the state of the world today where I can, I can handle losing Dolly Pardon. And I recognize it's going to happen.

She's up there in years. I just, I'm not ready for it. Yeah. And when I saw her sister post, you know, that she wanted prayers for Dolly, I got nervous, but I put it in the back of my head. I go, all right. I mean, how old is Dolly Part?

But then, see what I mean? Like, that's what happens. The older generation. He's 79 years old. So I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it. I'm just not, I got to prepare. when we lose her.

Well, we're not, hopefully, knock on wood, losing her soon because... Then shut up, Sister Parton. You got to understand that these people, they're from pigeon forge, like out in the woods, like in the hollers. Exactly. So now they got hold of that there computer. She said, I want to be reckless with it. I don't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly.

But I ask for the most serious thing when it comes to those type of things. To those people, prayers are the most important. Thoughts and prayers, y'all, for my sister, Dolly. Yeah. She's been a little under the weather, and I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer, it was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you for lifting her up.

Your love truly makes a difference. So she had a cold? So you freaked everyone out? Again. I mean, Dolly lost her husband. She's probably having a hard year. She is 79. I get it, but...

Well, guess what? My thoughts and prayers ain't doing jack squat. This is Angie from my... What Carolina are you and Angie? One of the Carolina. She says, people down here ask for thoughts and prayers when you have a cold. Right?

Don't put... You can't go on social media and say it about Dolly Parton. Oh, but also... Oh, we're so sorry. Well, you know what? No. I don't accept because you've got to be smarter than that when you post on social media.

Yeah. You can't just... If I posted, can I get please thoughts and prayers for Cody Mac. And then you just go, see you. Like, that's going to get people riled up? And she knew that. You know what I mean?

You can't. That's another one. They act. Well, I didn't know. I didn't know. You asked for thoughts and prayers for an old person that has had some issues. You're out of the will, sister. The other misinformation I'm arguing people.

Gracious. You people kept, keep telling you people. You people in the chat keep saying, oh, they closed Dollywood. Josh, they closed Dollywood. They did not close Dollywood. The owners of Dollywood own a lot of other amusement parks. Which is weird. And they have closed two of their other amusement park.

Hershend Family Entertainment announced they are closing Malibu Norcross and Mount Asia, both in Georgia. It's like go-karts, minigolf, arcades, that kind of stuff. That one's closed. All right, that's fine. And then the other one's going to close. Mom, you keep saying Dollywood is closed. I'm looking at the story.

What are you talking about? No, it's closed, bro. Nowhere does, I mean, maybe it's closed for the season, but there's literally an article that says fall activities at Dollywood. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. I have no information that Dollywood is closed. Dolly Parton Stampede and Dollywood Splash Country are also owned by them.

It's right here. AI is taking care of it. No, it is not closing permanently. It is closed for the season. Or it can close through short-term closures due to weather or water main breaks. It remains very active and successful theme park celebrating its 40th anniversary this year. Whereas the other two

like you said that are not really technically that. Floating through life. Krock is my number one source for Dolly Parton News. I agree. I agree. I mean. See, my mother, my mother is just being negative in chat. Mother, you're being negative.

Go back to bed. He is old. My mother or not? Neither. Because right now, my mother is sharing a lot of negative things on social media. Neither. Nobody. I actually saw the coat of many colors of my own eyes.

What's that? So when the Partons were growing up? Yep. They couldn't afford to, like, all have a coat so that she made, like, a patchwork coat that they all had to share. That's how poor they were. Don't you slander, Dolly, I will walk out of this show. I got a bridge, if you want.

Dolly is a legend, and we hope her a long life. Yeah, I mean, nowadays, you said 80. Not even joking. My first immediate thought was, hey, she got under 20 years. the way people are living. I hope so. Perhaps this coat will bring you. Show sister in chat

says pot calling the kettle. Yeah, my mom is negative. I'm negative. I recognize it. I'm a product of this woman. But no, it's, you can't. My coat of many colors.

You can't do that. Anybody. Well, Tammy, two hips is doing it right now. No, no. The, the. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. Guys. Some prayers for dolly?

Guys, I just need you just pray, or give me thoughts, prayers real quick and then you and then you don't why I can't really talk about it but just if you could just no no no you're gonna do that I want pictures I want articles I want paragraphs I want full descriptions I want second-hand accounts no more generic thoughts and prayers we love you dolly we hope to have you for a very long time okay hey if you if you're walking around palest guy with a gun right now knock it off stop being a dick knock it off No one's going to take you seriously with your pajama pants, you goofball.

Apparently, Pulaski is in a shelter in place right now because there's allegedly a man in pajama pants and a gray shirt wandering around with the gun. Quit bothering people. Knock it off. Go to bed. Hey, go to bed. Put it down. Go to bed. Be nice.

Knock it off. Everybody be careful up there. Oh. What? Is DJ actually up there? People at the, yeah, the troopers just told us you got to get out of the water because of the guy. on and around. Okay, yeah. Tell a bunch of salmon fishermen that they've got to stop fishing.

I was going to say, some dude's got a gun. They'll handle it themselves. Well, I was going to say, how many of them are like, he's got a gun? Okay, so do I. Okay. All right. So knock it off. Good morning, everybody. What's scaring people.

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As much as I love AI, I do recognize it's getting out of control. Yeah. No, man. Because again, people believe it. And they'd have refused and believe that it's fake. And you got like just from like an environmental standpoint, you guys, the reason that one of the reason that our electricity costs are going up is because AI uses a lot of electricity and it uses a lot of water not to sound like a hippie-dippy here, but it uses a lot of computing power to make these things that we're finding funny. And I'm just as guilty as you are. I love silly AI videos. I like making funny AI images to put Cody an eye on. I mean, yes. I'm not being a hypocrite here.

But I'm just saying that it's like, now I'm seeing like celebrities that look exactly like themselves. Yeah, there's a difference between having fun and putting our faces over silly rappers and making us manly, vanilla, or, you know, whatever, as opposed to the dangerous turn, this is all taken. Like, Stephen Hawking from the top rope is funny. I'm not going to deny it. Him and the half pipe is funny. It's costing us all billions of dollars. to watch those. Right.

Right. And I bring this up because Robin Williams' daughter is like, please stop sending me AI videos of my deceased father. Because they're just putting him in random things. And it's like... It's very, very weird. Like, wouldn't that... It'd be disturbing for me to see, like, my nanny in an AI video.

Well, and there... Would it be weird to see Frank in an AI video? Yes, because what they're doing is they're doing things where you don't have any permission to do where you're making him, like a spokesman for a thing or giving pep talks or you're giving him this persona yeah a persona that's not his or what you want a robin williams persona to be or you know one of these things where it's just it's gotten such it's just got not a hand like i'm i don't want to be an alarmist here but i'm kind of freaked out by where we're going with it yeah like it's not just a fun tool anymore like people

People are taking Martin Luther King and making them say stuff. And the same people you were talking about that can't handle social media and Facebook, they are the same people that think this crap is real. I know. And you won't be able to tell them it's not because they saw it, no matter who that's smart tells them otherwise, they saw it. So that means it's real. And that's going to be damaging in a lot of different ways for a lot of different areas.

Like I love all the videos that you're sending me of Mr. Rogers wrestling Bob Ross and all that. It's funny, but it's also like, it's also weird. Like it's weird to me. Because in those same ways that, like, hi, yes, that's funny. The Bob Ross wrestling. Oh, my God, what the guy's name? Mr. Rogers? Yeah, Mr. Rogers.

Jesus. It's not funny for them in the same reel for them to have created. Oh, look, Owen Hart's come back. Eddie Guerrero's come back. Chris Benoit's come back. Right. It's like people are almost forgetting that like that, you know what I mean? Like that's, I don't know.

It's just weird or uncomfortable and it just already got out of hand. I think it was over the summer where somebody and I'm putting pieces of this together so I apologize if it's wrong. But like somebody's made an AI like say that you were killed Cody and in the trial I made an AI. I made an AI of you making your victim statement. So they had like a deceased guy as AI making a victim statement. In some boomer on the jury goes, Oh, yeah, yep, there he is. There he is.

Yeah, it's real. God damn guilty. I told you. It's just like, tax line is saying that like AI child porn is now becoming a frequent thing. It's, we're in a weird. spot and I wish I knew like... Thank God we already ruined it. I wish we knew how to get out of this.

See, that's kind of what, when I joke, when we do the funny stories about science, and I do the funny, uh, there's still cancer, but okay, we'll find out if, uh, if certain what monkeys like certain Reese's peanut butter cups, cool, as long as we're still doing that. That's kind of what I'm joking about is like, look what we did and we already did it with AI. When this all came out, we were like, AI, it's going to cure cancer. It's going to solve world hunger. And it immediately made child porn.

Yeah. F. Man. It's like now we've got an actress who might be in movies. Like we're taking away acting jobs. Right? There's literally radio companies that use AI jocks now. Yep.

It's always like they're, they figure out a way to get rid of all of us. Or just to make it so enough to pay us. The state of New York, you're right out in the forefront using your BS. Yeah, they're using AI commercials. Like it costs the state of New York so much goddamn money to have someone's face in front of a book when it opens. It's just weird and I hate it. Like piss off.

And then we're paying how many billions of dollars for Hockel's family compound up there at Buffalo Bill Stadium? And like as I tell Cody, which really freaks them out, is I say that AI right now is the worst it's ever going to be. Like whatever you see today. Yeah. Which is really damn good is the worst it's going to be because it gets better every day. Yep. Like, I have the pizza magic tattoo on me, and that's two years ago. That's what AI would make a piece of pizza look like.

Right? We all were having fun and it was silly. And now we're just... And we're like, yeah, but what if, like, we had new videos of, like, Hitler hanging out with us. You know what I mean? It's scaring me. I don't know how we get out of it. I don't know what we do.

There's nothing we can do. Because you can't just Ghostbusters scene. Shut it down. Shut it all this down. Shut it off. Crazy said, I had to watch AI training videos. It was kind of odd with bad eyes floating around and voices not matching their mouths.

Well, it's just going to get better now, crazy. The technology is just going to get better. And that and the chat GPT, we see it here. Making commercials and stuff, yeah. Couldn't have taken the 10 minutes to you just had to throw it into chat GPT. So again, our jokes of vast meets vast. Yeah. Because it's just easier now to be like, let's just let AI do any of this for us.

Whereas you can go ahead and do where you want because AI is never going to be as creative as us. We're geniuses. We are. Like I had to do an event recently. I won't say what. But I had to do an event where I thanked sponsors. And the woman brought me the script and she goes, I just threw the sponsors into chat, GPT. Here's your script.

And like the sentence is kind of worked, but like a week from now, the sentences will be perfect. But it's also like you have so much. I know. You need to do that you had to put just the littlest bit of effort you possibly could into something. Look at Carissa, I got three commercial pitches that were so bad and incoherent. Turns out they just put it in Chad GPT and didn't even review it. Yeah. That's lazy.

I've had that here a couple times. I'm not blowing anybody's spot, but I've had a couple of times. I was ready to walk back over and be like, that's not a sentence. Read this out loud. And then they read out loud, lucky me go, oh. Chris said one talked about wine and the other talked about an Easter egg hunt. Neither of those are at bridging up a bottle show. Yeah.

I don't know, man. Normally I can understand technology and where it's going. Like I've been a nerd for a long time. This one I don't understand. No. I don't know where it goes. Yeah, I don't know how there's no It's like there's no way to wrangle it in

You know what I mean There's no way to like Like the horse is out of the barn Because there's nobody in charge of it You know what I mean It's going to be one of those where You know who's going to say That they're the president of AI

You know however that works But you know what I mean There's nobody that can just be like All right This got out of hand a little Regulated a little bit What we're going to do But no I mean

Cousin J says The Fantasy Football League. I'm in, use Chad GBT to draft all my players in four and one. It's good. Chad GPT and all these AI things are good for stuff like that. Yeah, that's a stuff. I hope it cares cancer. I hope it cares all the diseases.

To get you advantages in life, perfect. To be lazy with things and get you out of having to spend five minutes on a job or try to think you're going to save money on something, then it starts to be a little more. And then taking people like Robin. Williams and making videos of him saying things that Robin Williams didn't say. Yeah. But to your point, there's a lot of people that aren't going to know Robin Williams didn't say that because with their eyes, they're seeing Robin Williams say it.

So why wouldn't it be real? And it's going to be dangerous with the people that are going to believe things that are put out there because there's certain people that will put things out there and say, this is real. Exactly, exactly. And then I'll believe it. Cody and I will be up in Oswego on Friday. For Croctober.

For Croctober, baby. We'll be up at Storz. Stoartes shops. Welcome back their grand opening. The 51 West Utica Street location. I believe we got two stewards in Oswego. Yeah, I think it's that. So this is the West Utica Street one.

It's that one where it's not yet you're in the city. You know, like don't drive all the way into Lake Ontario. You take that first left. It's right there. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about. It's the first bridge, not the second bridge, right? It is, I will verify that and let you know. I'm pretty sure.

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Stewart's Refreshers, and Stewart's Sotas. Hope to see you. What? What's a Stewart Refresher? I don't know. Look it up. It's like what a Stewart's Refresher is. What's a Stewart Refresher?

Three. I want whatever that is. I bet it's, is it like a... Like a fruity energy type thing? Looks like Stewart's refresher sale. What is the refresher? Oh, it's the bottled stuff, dude. Oh, okay.

I like those. They're tea and lemonade refreshers. Oh, all right. Cool. They got good drinks at Stewart. So. I heard that I can get a verified right here in the chat or text line. I've heard Stewart's has the wettest drinks.

The wettest? Okay. I'll verify that. That's what I've heard people say in here. But they do have delicious drinks. Blue one is wicked good. Yeah, it's like a blue-ass cooling. You said that, yeah.

They got a good combo up there. Do they have one that is a green collar? That would be real helpful. Cody's got himself in a little bit of a predicament right now. So if anyone knows a recipe for ecocooling. Just real quick. We're getting real quick. Well, hold on.

I didn't have my music queued up. Oh, he's got music. Uh, um, um, um, And what were you singing before? Because someone asked it, now I couldn't piece it. And now I can't remember the lyrics. So everyone just forget everything. We just said.

Okay. You were singing something when we came back. Oh. They're setting them up. I am not doing life on the Lake Reeds yet. I saw them. I saw the set up little things. We were there a couple weeks ago walking.

They got to start setting them up. They were all out. But Pittsburgh's got them up. Pittsburgh has revealed their downtown Christmas tree Oh That's great Before Halloween I guess if you're going to do it

Just do it, you know? You're like, all right, we're going to do Halloween. Damn right. That's hilarious. The Christmas tree is up in downtown Pittsburgh More than two months before the holiday. The tree was erected At the ice rink plaza.

You could put ours up now. You know what I mean? Save the workers having to be out there when it's freezing freaking cold. Let them put it up now. Put it up now. Just don't turn it on.

Just leave it off. Who is this? Is this somebody being interviewed? This is a kid being interviewed. I'm really excited because we're going to ice skate on me and my family are going to ice skate on the tree. But I'm going to say they should have waited for how we get first.

I mean, out of the miles of babes, right? Boom. Boom, roast. Half of you guys don't? I like to ice skate, but, um, F. I mean,

what are you guys doing? And I don't know Halloween yet? I like, that's the best. He's like, just, yeah, we're going to ice skate,

but, I got trick-a-tree first, so who made the decision? I feel like my government officials got, they just got a little hat of themselves on this one. Are my tax dollars paying for this tree to go up now? I don't love it. I'd like to speak to my officials.

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Admission is by the car load. Pack the car full of the family. Just pack it. Just pack it in. You don't want to take it now at spooktacular stroll.com. Cody will be there for a little bit on Saturday, selling all kinds of goods. Hopefully, that'd be crazy if I was only there an hour because everything is just sold out. Kool-Aid blood bags, cobweb cotton candy.

We'll say octo-cooler. I'll figure out. Anybody's got a recipe. I'll figure out that egg in a little bit. Ector cooler. Go over to see Coco at his booth. And if the act of cooler ends up tasting like that green Hawaiian punch, just shut up. Yeah, just shut up about it.

Just shut up. You don't know what act of cooler tastes like. Shut up about it. You know what I'm saying? All right, what did handbone just send here to chat? Chaos broke out at a golden corral after a woman refused to leave the all you can eat buffet claiming she was getting her money's worth. Damn right.

After sitting for three hours, staff said she kept going back for dessert even after closing time and told workers it's all you can eat, not when you say. stop. Police were called. She locked herself in the bathroom with a plate of fried shrimp. Damn right. She was eventually escorted out, still arguing that freedom includes free refills. Is that a real story? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. Is that a real story? I thought this was America. I thought I could eat whenever I want to eat. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that you could just give me a little America. Also, uh, here coming to the Syracuse area on Halloween night is one Bill Belichick. Be-o. Now Hulu has,

had been working on a docu series following Bill as his first year. Yeah. As the coach of your University of North Carolina, are they the Tar Heels? The Tar Heels. But they ain't doing so good. No, they just seem like they're not the best coached. So Hulu dumped the series. Why are they doing well?

Their team seems to be not the worst, but Bill Belichick just might not be fit to coach, you know, any more, let alone kids that you don't know their talents yet. So, I mean, who knows if he's that good of a scout of talent? Because he always just had it kind of handed to him in the pros. And I'm 44 and can't relate to college kids. Right? He's 80. And he's trying to use, I don't know if he's trying to use his girlfriend to help relate.

But, I mean, I don't know. It's just, I think it's just not working the way that they thought it would work. I feel like they just assumed, well, it's Bill Belichick, the team will just play like superstars. Well, if that was the case, the Patriots wouldn't have sucked the last 10 years. Wow. Yeah, this is, this is rough.

He's not doing, he ain't doing too good. What, do you think he goes back to the NFL? I think he just wants to, and I think that they don't care, or everyone gets like eight shots, so he's been gone from long enough. Who knows, some? I can't even think of a franchise right now that, that it's doing so terribly they'd be like,

well, we've got to bring back Belichick. Dolphins, if they fire Watts' nuts. Yeah. But even that. What would be the point of that? We talked about Joe Flacco going to the Bengals, right? Yeah. So maybe the Bengals get Bill Belichick and...

No, they've got a good coach. Yeah. I mean, I don't know where he goes. This would have been his best chance. Where there were these openings all around him, Raiders. I already hired an old-ass guy. I want you to call an audible.

What, Ottawa? Article 6-7. Cindy. Cindy, 6.7. Where you do it? Sunday, 6.7. 4-1. 6-7?

Clock it. Codot that T. Codick. Codot that T, kids. He's just like the youth. I know what I'm wrong about. Well, you'll get to see him on Friday night. Halloween, he'll be here playing Syracuse.

Yeah, I'd imagine he makes it to at least then. You'll get to see him on the sidelines, and maybe his young girlfriend will be there, too, asking for money for the snack shack. Yep. Can I get a dome dog, Bill? Yanking on his shirt. Can I have a snack? Can you go home? It smells up here.

I want to leave. Slipknot. Good morning. This is KROC. And joining us on the line on behalf of OFC Creation's Theater. We've got Eric. Good morning, Eric. Good morning.

Thanks for having me. So we're going to talk about finding Neverland and the whole season here in a second. But I guess tell me about OFC creation's theater. You're out in Rochester? Yeah, Rochester, New York. We're right outside of the city, a little bit in the suburbs. but it's a great intimate venue.

We've been around, we've been in this location since 2020, and it's a 260-seat theater where we do a lot of educational programs for kids, summer camps, theater, acting, singing, and dance for them. That's a huge part of what we do. But something that's more new for us is our Broadway and Brighton series, which is a professional series of shows featuring people from New York City, Los Angeles across the country that we bring in, house, travel them, place to place, and they stay with us for, you know, four to six weeks doing a full Broadway-style musical.

So let's start with Finding Neverland, which is running now through October 19th. Tell me about that show. Yeah, so it follows that for audience that might not know. You know, this is a story of how Peter Pan came to be. It's the story of J.M. Berry, the author, and being inspired by this widowed mother and her four boys and how he learns to play again and be a kid. And it's just a touching, beautiful story that maybe audiences saw when it came through on tour many years ago. But those are in, you know, big 2,000-seat theaters.

This is the chance to see this show close up in a 260-seat venue from a totally different perspective. Now, I'm looking forward on the schedule here, and I need you to clarify something, because Emmett I're Jugg Band Christmas is one of our favorite movies of all time. Yeah, what's up? What are you doing with Vivian? Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you so much. That is what show we are most excited about.

Jim Henson's Jug Band, Emmett's JuggBan, Emmett's, Jug Band Christmas, beloved, you know, TV special from the 70s, and now it's a full musical. And we are the first, one of the first in the country to present. this musical. We're the only one is doing it in the entire country this year. And we're partnering with the Jim Henson company and a few other organizations to make sure it's super successful. It's the full TV special but turned into stage musical. So there's a lot of puppets. We are utilizing the Jim Henson puppets for the show. Wow. Dang.

Yeah, so we're actually going to New York next week and getting to see them in person for the first time. And so then Vivian, she lives in California, but she is known for Disney's out of the box. She was on TV singing, you know, singing songs and doing these, doing, like, TV specials. And so she's playing Ma Otter in the show. And so it's just a beautiful show where it's live actors, plus puppets. It's not just puppet. It's not just for kids. It's just fun. It's just pure holiday fun. We're talking with Eric from OFC creations. the theater out near the Rochester area. Then we go into The Grinch who stole Christmas.

Are we doing a full Grinch gimmick? Full makeup and all that? Oh, yeah. Full makeup, full costume. And a lot of Burscher's, I was mentioning about Vivian, you know, they, we bring in celebrities to play lead roles sometimes. And so in this show, The Grinch, the Grinch is being performed by Garrett Clayton, who is known for Disney's Teen Beach movie series.

He was in all those movies. He's been a bunch of other movies. I won't mention right now, but he's a big star. And so he's coming to play this role with us for three weeks, totally different than if you've seen the show on tour or on Broadway or other places before. Now, I'm not trying to brag, Eric, but I see coming up, Hello Dolly. I was a chorus member of Hello Dolly in the late 1900s at John C. Burtleba High School. Yes, I was.

Tell me about that show. Yeah, I mean, Hello Dolly needs no explanation because people need to be. know it so well, but this time is really exciting. It's starring Elaine Hendrix, who's best known as Meredith Blake from Disney's The Parent Trap. So if you love that movie, you know, at any stage in your life, she's currently starring and dancing with the stars. Wow. She's on there right now in this current season, and then once that's over, she packs up, comes to us and performs this iconic role with us. And then we wrap up the season with the Bodyguard, the musical. I bet that's going to have a heck of a vocal performance. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that's, I mean, such a high-energy show. People know the movie so well that starred Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. And ours is starring Alia Kalan, and she was on the voice last year. And so she's got obviously incredible voice, and it's just going to be a powerhouse performance. I love this whole rundown, Eric. You're doing great things, keeping live theater here in the community, and keep bringing back great shows, man. We appreciate it. I appreciate it.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Eric. OFC creations.com. I put it all right in the chat. There's a Golden Girls musical? Yeah, that's next. In the 2016. Oh, that's awesome.

Right? What a rundown. That's cool, man. Emmettardtors, a little jug man, Cribman. Ain't no hole in to wash tub. I feel like there may not be a bigger pocket of fans than

like us, the show bro, showgirls, Paulie. Yeah. This little area is. It's a very big, we're very much into Emmett Otters Jugman Christmas around here. Is that?

I wonder if the whole country is. I don't know. I don't know. Or if it just appealed to us in a certain way. Yeah. Maybe they aired it on like a local station while we were kids. Yeah, I definitely remember watching it. That's why we saw it so much.

That's why I have the, I had the fake DVD and now the real one. We don't brush our teeth because it helps us stay mean. Riverbottom nightmare, bear. Well, you don't need another TV. You got enough TVs. Don't you shut up. Good morning, everybody. Happy whiskey Wednesday.

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Well, if you did, it would have tied it. All right. What did you say the name was? Insane. Lysane. Oh, okay. Lusane. That's different.

That's only kind of sane. He got busted because he robbed Dave's hot chicken. And in the security footage, just pants were kind of falling down so they could see his underpants. And somebody was like, I think that that's Lassane, like in the video. Like, I think we know that guy. And then when they went to find him,

he had the same underpants on. Who narked his baby mom? Ooh, I don't know. According to the cause. It'd have to be like your kid's mom or your mom or something like that. That's who would know your underpants. He tried to take a bank bag containing cash

from the manager by shoving a pistol into his side. which led to a struggle. Yeah, there you go. The defendant succeeds and escapes with the bag. Surveillance cameras captured the incident where his pants started to come down and they could see he was wearing true religion underpants. Somebody said, I think that's the guy. They went and found him.

He was still wearing true religion underpants. I don't know if that holds up in court. Anybody could be wearing those. Yeah, I mean, like, that's not fair. That's not like my own personal trademarked brand of underpants. Anybody could be wearing true religion. That's hilarious, though, that someone was like, oh, yeah, I know those underpants. You might be a man about town.

I've seen those underpants before. Right? I'll throw you to the, who's the got? Oh, Lee Baldwin. Oh, son of a bitch if you forgot about Lee Baldwin. Lee Baldwin, get on this microphone. Oh, my God. I forgot it was Wednesday.

We're terrible people. We're the terrible list of peoples. An empty box. Yeah. I haven't got that much to say today. but I wanted to say a little voice. You can start knocking on my window. I don't care.

You just come right in here. Oh, my. We got time anyways. Lee, Boland dollar investment club.com. You sign up and pay a bill to yourself. What's in the finance world, Lee? Well, we just broke a seven-day win streak yesterday.

Market went down a little bit, but we're higher today. So all good, straightforward. And interesting, Amazon had to pay $2.5 billion. For what? They were kind of cheating people on their prime. Did you see that? Yeah. What were they doing?

It wasn't it like they were like, oh, you're all of a sudden signed up for Prime? How did that happen? Oh, gotcha. And then they wouldn't let you out, right? Yeah. But it's, and, you know, full disclosure, we own Amazon. So it's like, I'm not really comfortable with that, you know, but it's kind of a revenge trade where you, you know, if a company kind of bothers you, but they make a lot of money. So you feel bad, but if you're making money, like you're torn, right, you know?

So anyway, that was just interesting news. Today's prime day too, by the way, so you'll see a bump for Amazon today at least. We should, probably, right? And that's about it, guys. I do want to say hello, so we're... I apologize for making you wait a Lee ball and I was all twisted. Next time, just... This cracked me up.

I said an empty box of energy. Those are my five-hour energies. See, what happened, Lee, is I had a colonoscopy on Monday. Oh. So I wasn't here Monday, so my week is all thrown off. Yeah, I kind of thought it was Tuesday. And I know you're concerned. My buttholes great.

Thank you for asking, Lee. And how about me? I'm always looking, you know, I'm an investor, right? Yeah. I shopped my colonoscopy. You did what? I shopped it. What does that mean?

What do you mean? I ended up getting it done behind the home. You go to Mexico for a colonoscopy? No, it was behind the Home Depot and Utica. Oh, Levois got you. That is a true story. What did you do? Got the best deal?

I had a high deductible. This is years ago. Sure. And so I just started calling around. And next thing you know, I was, yeah. You found a discount? My wife thinks I'm a lunatic. That's hilarious.

So it wasn't really behind a Home Depot, was it? No, there's a place to do it. There is a place. Oh, yeah, it's a great place. Oh, man. That's awesome. This is who you want to handle your money. You don't like that.

You want a guy who's going to shop around the colonoscopy. Hell yeah. He doesn't care about the procedure. What are we charging here? Yeah, it's just a tube. It's just a tube. Let's get it going. All right.

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