The Show - BATSQUATCH

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

US falls to Belgium in the World Cup so find a new team to cheer for. Taylor Swift’s wedding had a buffet and Travis Kelce was singing Rod Stewart covers? Today’s High Strangeness explores the tale of Batsquatch. Plus, keep your weapon holstered at Taco Bell & so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away whether I would. I know my brain is thinking Hormel, because Hormel, is like the meets.

Oh, the Trella? No. You're saying in Hornel, New York, there's nothing? I mean, there were old back in the day railroad, a lot of railroad stuff there, but it doesn't seem to be that there's that much. Hornell was on the map, and I feel like there was something in Hornel, but Cody's saying now there's nothing going on Hornell. Nothing, at least on their Wikipedia page,

that they thought good enough to be like, yo, pop that up there right there right. Hammondsport's a pretty good town. Is that a Hammond sport? I don't think so, but I think that one I have at least heard of. Jimmy was in Hornell yesterday, he said. No, you weren't. Anything going on in Hornell, Jimmy? Anybody listening in Hornell?

What's going on? There's always money in the banana stand. You guys got anything going on in Hornell? Ahoy, hoie, ho. Happy Tuesday. On a Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Oh, Washington State Legislator from 1934 to 24 to 24. 15, Bob Morton.

That's who I was thinking of. Big Bob Morton. I mean... Bob the Hammer Morton. That's who I was thinking of. Jazz tubist, John William Barber? That's who I'm thinking of. John Tutu-Tud.

What was the name? John William Barber? John William Barber. King of the Tuck Tuck sound. It'll cut you up on that day. You will. Colgate Comedy Hour. You know what I'm talking about.

Does that my gazpacho soup? Where's your nutcracker? It is a Tuesday, so well. You burned yourself? Sorry, the microphone. When you expect it to be room temperature. This is a Tuesday. Here we are.

How do you do? Jimmy says a lot of construction at Hornow at the timing. They're building that memorial to tuba guy. John William Parker. John William Parker. They're putting together that John William Parker. Barber. Barber.

John William Barber Memorial. The big tuba they're going to construct in his honor. They got a lot going on. Mitch says you woke up at 12. 30 neighbor hammering. Cody got some fireworks at 2.30 in the morning, I guess. Yeah, that was nice. Nice, right?

2.30 actual fireworks. Sure. Like, not just one or two little... Nah, man. Like, I could see them. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's a Monday, well, it's technically a Tuesday morning.

Right, yeah. Why not? Might as well just have ourselves a little fireworks parties. No one is sleeping to go to work the next day. Nobody. Honestly, with how. much the town of Duet has cut back unnecessarily

any expense that they can spend in East Syracuse, you could blast fireworks off in the middle of the road and it would have to be a poor DeWitt officer that would have to respond all the way across town. Across town, so that's probably what they did. They were like, all right, we can blast these off for like two minutes and they'll get out of here. We ain't got

no law. We ain't got no laws. Yeah, it's going to be at summertime, unfortunately. Yep. I just wonder if it was what you thought Like it's there just They just saw a couple from the weekend I go oh we didn't shoot those off

This right too we could do that We gotta go shoot those off And then they went and shot them off Just little maybe a little alcohol Yeah Monday night into Tuesday A lot of lot of people who Maybe have Monday night off

Maybe Monday night is their party night So they were getting a Well that's the weekend dude I worked this weekend I have Monday night off Like I can respect that And if you're a little loud Every once in a while

Whatever At 2.30 a.m. I can't respect that. And not fireworks. Yeah. If you're going to do fireworks, they've got to be wrapped by 11 at the latest. Yeah. You got a wrap.

Just kind of in your backyard and you're playing music. As long as it's not blaring. I ain't saying nothing. I don't care what you do. As long as you're keeping yourself. But fireworks. Nah. It's got to be wrapped by 11.

Come on, man. So we are here. We are live on a Tuesday morning, Twitch. TV slash the show or the show. com for all of your links and information. Oh. If you want to find us there. Oh.

Get into a high stream. just in the 7 o'clock hour. Unfortunately, USA falling to Belgium last night. I made it until about 9.30 with that game. I was struggling. I could have went right with you at 9.30. Yeah. It wouldn't have mattered.

It wouldn't have mattered. You could just tell the way they were playing. It was 847 in the first half. Wait, wait, no. Yeah, 847 and they went to halftime. I'm like, there's another half still. Yep. Oh!

Yep. Yeah, I made it to 9-30. I put it on my phone and listen to it a little bit. That first game was all. You had the Portugal game? Yeah, Portugal, Spain. I wanted to watch it. I forgot that I had to get my crown put on yesterday.

I completely forgot I had a dentist appointment. You just tell him and be like, hey, put... You put the game on real quick and it's that corner? Hold that over my face. I got home at the end of it, though. What's his name there? Who's, uh... Ronaldo's all done now?

He is finished. He is all done? Will he still play like in the normal league, or is this like... No, I think he still got his... I forget where he currently plays, but I think he still plays. Like how messy he plays for that. enter Miami or whatever. Yeah, so it wasn't like his retirement

game, he was his last World Cup. Yes, it is his last World Cup, he said. Same with, again. Namar and, I don't know. Well, we never know with Massey. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, Katie stayed up for the whole thing. It was a late game. But all right, who do you got today?

Nooner, Argentina and Egypt, and then Switzerland and Colombia. Either those good games? They both should be pretty good games because now they're all. Now it's all the best, the best. I know that you're sick of the Taylor and Travis Wedding. We all are. Well, what happened now?

Well, now people are talking about it, like people who are in it are talking about what the experience was like, bro. Okay. It does not sound very fun. It didn't sound fun from the get-go. It does not sound very fun. You had to give up your phone and... Yeah, this is what I can't understand.

All right, I'm going to walk you through, like, this... Who is this? Uh... Daily mail. Agree not to mention it? So guests had like various arrival times, I guess. Yeah. Like you had to get there at like 2.30 in the afternoon.

She was, this supermodel, Kara Dalvini, or whatever her name is. Okay. Was one of the first to arrive. She got there at 2.30. Oh, my God. They have to give up their phone. So then you're just standing around with nothing to do, apparently. And I'm like, did you even make Steven Spielberg give up?

his phone? Do you make Leo DiCaprio give up his phone? I bet everybody. And then they said get there in 2.30, we're not going to be there at 2.30. No, no, no, no. The ceremony is not so much later. Yeah, but you need to stand around because we are more important than you. Bradley Cooper got there about 330. And then listen to this. Taylor's best friend, Abigail Anderson, who she's known since high school, had to show up at 430 and just stand around. Your best friend. Give up her phone as well.

You're literally, supposedly your best friend, but I feel like everything is transactional. Oh, I'm sure. I don't know if friendship is real. Yeah. What way are they best friends? Where is she from? You know what I mean? Yeah, like in Nashville, but like, are.

Is she the record, wreck exec from what, you know what I mean? Like, we're just best friends. I mean, she was your boss? She said if you were in the 2.30 p.m. time slot, you couldn't even amuse yourself by checking your phone. You were just standing there like a lemon, wondering why the hell you were forced to arrive so early. The 2.30 times. Yeah.

Yeah. We would stop talking about it if more horrific details stopped coming out about how awful this was. Dude, it sounds, like Ken is right. I'm going to get to that, Ken. So everyone gives up their phone. And then people start showing up. I guess it was clear.

Like, we all thought that they made this beautiful, like what, what are you looking at? No, I was, you hung your head. Hung my head in sadness. We all thought, like, okay, they built this beautiful castle in there, and it's going to be this. Apparently, like, you walk in, and they had kind of covered the stadium seating, but you still could tell it was stadium seating, obviously, because it's a stadium. Yeah, what are you going to do? Like, it's not Disney.

I feel like she just thinks you can go, and do it. Make me castle. And do it. No, make me cancel. There's a bunch of people saying nice things, blah, blah, blah. Where's the dirt I wanted to read here? A source says, I know everyone was saying how it was decked out fairy tale garden style, so you'd never know it was Madison Square Garden, but this is not true.

When you got inside, some of the flowers, vines, and garlands were wrapped so badly around the seating that they barely camouflaged the plastic bucket-style stadium seats. Also, there were huge loads of fake plastic trees all over the place. That's hilarious. It looks so bizarre. even more bizarre was dotted around the stadium where pinball and slot machines

logoed with T&T Okay Another unusual element to the wedding was the raffles What do you mean? Celebrity guests were invited to win raffle tickets Oh my God

By playing the games So like, babe, babe, babe We should do like an arcade Hey, like it's Dave and Busters, babe. It's like Carnival Games. Babe, we should do it so, like, they could win prizes, babe. Yo, mustache combs for days, babe. Kelly, I know.

They donated $26 million. I know. To charities and whatnot. That's great. But I'm picking on the wedding now. Both can be true, Kelly. So you could win. You play mini golf pinball ring toss.

And then I guess you were eligible to win Dior and Chanel bags, a Cartier watch, and a night. and a 1970 Chevy of some kind. Okay. Okay. I mean. Avril Levine apparently won a free bag. We found that out.

She's just going to walk around with them now? Like in the guy that wins the car. What is he? Oh, here's I'll drive this home. The other wild part is that I guess there were only a few seats. So people just had to stand like it was a concert. That's baffling. I thought they made like a whole thing.

The vows, according to ABC anchor and former Bill Clinton age George Stepanopoulos, Steppenopoulos, Defenopoulos, said they were really long. Taylor's took about 20 minutes, and it was the same for Travis. So 40 minutes of vows? Nah. No, I'm standing here? Nah. No thanks.

People were trying to reserve seats by throwing their jackets over the seats. Old school style. But got booted out of those. seats for the people who had reserved the seats. Oh my God, what a mess. Yeah, just you're doing too much. The people were also surprised. And again, remember, hold on. You could have just done this at like Disneyland and had- Like Paul McCartney performed in this thing. And had all the room. Yeah. But you're gonna jam Paul McCartney into a shrunk down MSG? So they had it buffet style. Okay. Buffet style, bro. Like I'm at Barba Gauble.

You all the White Castle? They got meatballs? Yo, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. Babe, let's get White Castle. It was an amazing event, but people couldn't believe the buffet and that the champagne ran out. Oh. They were also people who were surprised about the food. It was not great and served buffet style with long lines if you wanted to eat.

Oh, that sucks. Like, you're Stephen Spielberg and you're in line? You're Paul McCartney and you're in line waiting for a little chicken franchise. There's no more potatoes. Only more lemon chicken. At one point, Travis Kelsey got up to sing No. Rod Stewart songs.

Oh, my God. Of course he did. Listen, this can be great that they donated a charity that's great, but it's also we can laugh at the ridiculousness of this wedding. They're still insufferable. Like, you can take people out of Nashville and out of Ohio, but there's still those people. Like, I think of anybody from Misswego County,

if you gave them a billion dollars, they're still, they'll just be a Swega County people with a billion dollars. They're still having the tacky backyard wedding. It's just an MSG. It's just a little bigger. And they can donate 26 million

to charity instead of $100. I just think they should have had it somewhere bigger where it just seems to be too much room for criticism and there was no room to actually do it, but it was the thought and they wanted to,

no one's gotten to, like has anybody ever gotten married in Massachusetts Garden that ever happened? Oh, I don't even know. You know what I mean? I'm sure somebody, but we don't know about it. It's like, just, we'll take it on a Disneyland.

We'll build you an actual effing castle. And sister is right. He definitely tried to sink if you think I'm sexy. That's the only song that came to mind. If you think I'm sexy. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is just a normal, this is just a, it's just a billion dollar trashy wedding as opposed to it. It went into chicken dance after that.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, let's go chicken dance. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. You can give people all the money in the world They are, who they are Making Paul McCartney wait in line at the buffet. Got no, no, meatball sliders. Good, congratulations.

I'm sure I'm not done talking about it Because more things keep coming out. I just don't. You're in the 2.30 arrival. Give me your phone. Stand there and stare at the wall. Could I do the raffle now? Can I get?

The Napa Auto Part Syracuse Nationals are next weekend. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Yeah. They bumped it up to Thursday because everybody was leaving Saturday afternoon. I know change is scary and you're nervous about it, but it's going to be fun. It's not scary. It's unnecessary. Syracuse Nationals.com for tickets and information after 5 o'clock on Thursday, it's just $5 to get in. And the arcade's playing.

And they're going to have the nitro stuff. They're going to have the flamethrower show. They're going to have all this stuff. WeinerMobile. I don't know what day that's going to be there. Check the schedule on the website. Syracuse Nationals.com. Don't say Wiener Parks. It'll be there for a few days.

Oh, your moms will be there. Don't worry about that. All of your moms. In the second that Wiener Mobbill shows up, all your moms are running down there. Is it open yet? Is it open? All right, relax. Ma'am. How'd you get through the fence? 65-year-old Arizona man is facing up to five years in federal prison for allegedly, allegedly living illegally. Allegedly living illegally. That's so many else.

Allegedly, allegedly, illegally. Allegedly living illegally. living illegally, allegedly living illegally, allegedly living illegally. See? It's fun. In the Tonto National Forest for eight years. So, I can speak on this a little bit. As I had last summer, now I didn't live in a national forest. I live in a national forest.

But go ahead, let me hear. You're going to relate yourself to someone living in the woods for eight years. I can relate to this. Not in the woods. He was living out, like, so when you're in the southwest, as I just explored there last summer. Okay. And remember I was telling you, that you're just driving around.

Like, you probably saw it when you're in Nevada, and you're like, what the hell is that camper doing out in the middle of the desert? Yeah. He was just doing that. Oh, okay. But he wasn't allowed to be doing that. Oh. I wouldn't know how anybody would know.

Yeah, what is there just... You drive around the desert, you're like, you just see campers and random. You'll see boats. And you just stop and be like, hey, you. This looks out of place. It all looks out of place. Maybe none of that should be out there. Now where he screwed himself is he made a big mess.

I bet if he had just lived in a camper. Nobody would have ever thought anything of it. Yeah. It is a national park, so probably Rangers go through there and stuff. Yeah. Mark Aaron Gatz was discovered on June 25th after a Forest Service officer saw a makeshift homestead surrounded by roughly a thousand pounds of trash.

That's where you screwed up, you made a mess. Yep, that's it. You made a mess. You can't leave a ton of trash. I know. The officer said they were flabbergasted by the amount of de bris in the area. I like that they used flabbergasted. I was flabbergasted, to be honest with you.

My band flabbergasted de bris. And what's your official report? Well, we were flabbergasted, to be honest. Absolutely flabbergasted. Records describe large structures, vehicle canopies, fire pits, active embers, drums, tires, bikes, motor oils. So he was just one of these weird hoarder dudes out in the desert. took whatever he could from wherever because he thought he could reuse it.

I'm sure in some way. I'm going to use his bike frame. I'm going to use this bike frame. I think I am. I'm going to do something with it. No, I'm going to take this barrel and cut it in half and all of a sudden barbecue pit. Because as I've just seen these with my own two eyeballs last summer,

is I don't know how anybody lives out there. There is nothing. No, they're not connected to any power. There's no power. There's no, definitely no municipal water of any kind. No. So I don't know what. 115 degrees.

Yeah. So they're just laying there with a fan on them or something? That's solar powered because it's always sunny. I think their bodies just adapt. They're like lizard people down there. They can just handle it. I don't mind the heat. Their skin gets used to it.

Whereas me from up here in the north, I do not care for the heat. Thank you very much. Well, you Yankee, son of a bitch can stay up there. Go on back there down here. It's how we like it. I don't mind. Federal rules limit national forest camping to 14. days.

Okay. So I can just go up in the Adirondacks and camp for 14 days? I think they probably mean like booking a site or something maybe. Maybe you have to pay. But yeah, pretty much. You're limited to that? Did I see something? Hold on a second.

Or maybe if it's state land and you're not doing nothing bad, you could probably trek for a minute and sleep a day or two and hang out and then come on back. Can somebody correct me on this? I was watching a little documentary or something recently. And they were talking about the Appalachian Mountains. No, you know what I was watching? I don't.

Saturday when I was in all, we were just watching all this Fourth of July stuff. David Muir, who is jacked. Yeah, I noticed that. He was, his muscles were glistening from sweat. Because why not stick him directly in the hot, hot Miami sun? No, he was in New York on the roof. Okay, yeah. He was on a roof in New York.

Like, I'm sure that's not enjoyable. at all. Tall ships were coming through and all that stuff. Yep. Looking just jacked out of his mind. Does he still live up here? Does he have a spot in Skinny Alice? I thought he did.

Regardless, they did the seven wonders of the U.S., like the Grand Canyon and stuff. And then one of them was the Appalachian Mountains, which I love that goes through Tennessee. Yeah. I didn't know that technically the Adirondacks are part of the Appalachian Mountains. Did you know that?

Yeah, because it's like the bottom. Part of them and it's the top part of the... It's the Appalachia is a 2,000-mile system that goes from way down south to up here. Yeah. I didn't know that the Adirondack Mountains are part of the Appalachia Mountains. Yeah, I'm not a big hiker guy, but I've seen a couple of those specials where they show how you can walk America. Oh, people do that. The Appalachia Trail?

Yeah. The Appalachia Trail. Walk in America. What was that movie? Is it... Forrest Gump? No, there was a book that I read where a guy was walking the whole trail. It doesn't matter.

I'm getting in my weeds now, but I learned something. Phantom Toll Booth. Appalachian Chain is different, Joe says. It's the same mountain range, though. Appalachian Mountains are part of the Scotch Islands. Mass is splitting two. Interesting. You were just thinking of mountains?

Thinking of them now. Big old rock peaks. I didn't know that we were in the Appalachian Mountains. Hey, I can get you in there. but I can't eat you out them Appalachians. I ever think about New York geography, bud? Because I just learned that these are part of the Appalachian Mountains. And then I up in Oswego County and part of the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Did you know that? Yeah, it starts to the weird. Because you can see that when you're coming back from the through. A walk in the woods. That's what it is. Yeah, I'll walk in the woods. On the thruway, you see the sign that says it like very outside of Syracuse. And you're like, oh, okay.

I'm living in, I'm living in the... Because it connects, technically on Lake Ontario connects. I'm living up in the St. Lawrence Seaway, guys. We're talking mountains. I like Pringles. Yeah. And I like hot dogs.

Uh. And I like summertime. But I don't know why we would need this. I feel like it's got to be a joke. It's got to be a joke. Pringles is now going to be selling flavored hot dog buns in Pringles cans. To celebrate National Hot Dog Day, which is next Wednesday. Okay.

Okay. Just Google Pringles hot dog bun, and you'll see them. I mean, there's not enough room in a Pringles can for all hot dog buns. Oh, okay, just one? Yeah, is it like a massive hot dog bun? Because a Pringle's can is way too big. Ladies, Pringle's can is way too big. Way too big.

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I did it in my car. Bunmax? Intramed mustard mustard. Grab them today and Bunmax your summer. Yes, Bunmax. Bunmax. Bunmax your summer. We're bunmaxing in here, guys.

It's a fun idea. I just, like I'm trying to... Okay, they're not super expensive. What are the flavors you see? Barbecue, sour cream and onion, and honey mustard. Because I get, I mean, I'm interested. Because I do like glizzy. And I do like those flavors.

Would I like a barbecue bun with a hot dog in it is the question? Do you put mustard on your ketchup on your hot dog? It depends on the mood. I'm all over the place. And I'm even starting thinking about relish. I was going to say then you got to go with the honey mustard one, right? Ooh, a honey mustard, he says. Because barbecue, I feel like you're only putting cats up on that, right?

Or maybe not. Or barbecue's. Well, why are we limiting ourselves to glissies? I know that this is what the promotion is. But who's not to say I get a honey mustard Pringles bun? Yeah. And I put a couple tennies in there. I make a little chicken tender sauce.

All right, no. All right, I didn't even think of that. That's a better idea because hot dogs are stupid. Yeah, but. Again, I forgot the flavor. For sour cream on your barbecue and what? And honey mustard. Like a barbecue?

Sour cream on, I don't need that. No, that one, no. But I'll take a honey mustard with like a chicken tendi with more honey mustard on there. And it? Or maybe a little cheese. You don't like cheese, but I'd like a little cheese. It'd still be good. Okay.

I wouldn't hate that. Brianna, I would F up a Tendie sub right now. That's how I would use these buns. And I also want to see them in relation to a hot dog because, again, a Pringle's can is a very long. They looked like they were can, shorter, like, made for that. Oh, the Pringle's can is? Yeah. And it was just like a decent size hot dog bun.

I don't know how many are in the thing. Mm-hmm. But that'd be a fun thing to just get and try. Oh. Yeah. Little chopped cheese. Yeah. What is a chopped cheese?

I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. What is a chop cheese? Cheeseburg sub, but with it's all chopped up. Biggle brimble. Biggle. I don't mean to sound like an uncultured moron, but I don't mean. I know that last couple years everybody loves their chopped cheese. It comes from the city.

I've never had one. It's good. You tell me it's just a cheeseburger sub? But it's all chopped up and it's got stuff in it. But I don't want the stuff? No, I think you would like it. I like it. Is it the onions and peppers and stuff?

Yeah, but it's not like crazy. It goes with everything. It's all, it all works together. Yeah, everybody's saying it's just like a cheeseburger stuff. Yeah, but all chopped up. Yeah. Tax sign, good question. How many scoops is that bun?

Oh. How many scoops did you say that bun is? About four, five? Three, four scoops? Three, four scoops? Okay. Nick says Deli a 700 does a great chop cheese,

F-Y. Sammies. Who's Sammy's? Over in Route 11 there on that little. That's a good chop cheese? Yep. Root and Road probably. How is a chop cheese different from a cheese steak?

It's like a, because it's like a ground beef as opposed to? Yes. A shave steak? Yep. But otherwise pretty similar. Okay. Kind of, yeah. I could see it being similar.

But yeah, it's just, it's a burger and ones like the chop steak. I love a sandwich, man. They're both very good. They're both very good. On Tuesdays, we get into the unexplained, the mysterious, the unknown, paranormal cryptids and everything in between. Heck yeah. Now today, I've only got audio today because everything about this cryptid is like people, like you can find YouTube videos about it and all this stuff. and but everything's AI generated.

Like no one has photos of this thing. It's just stories about it. That's some of the, when they get a lot of people that see something, but there's no photo evidence. That's almost creepier sometimes when enough people have the same opinion or something. And they recount the same thing.

Now with these, I'm always like, all right, are they saying this? Because this is what they heard somebody else say. I don't know, but we'll discuss it. We'll dive into it.

Today, the tale of bats. Squatch, Cody. It's a saskwatch with bat wings up in the Pacific Northwest. That's terrifying. Right? Any monkey with wings. Yeah.

As we've learned. It is said to be about nine or ten feet tall. Now, where did Bat Squatch come from? Well, when Mount St. Helens erupted... Can't imagine something double money. Oh, yeah. Double. With big bat wings.

When Mount St. Helens erupted, apparently Bat Squatch came out. I had never seen or heard of Bat Squatch. Squatch until... That's where a lot of these things... That eruption happened. Came from. It was like planetary movements and stuff like that. The Earth opened up.

Now, the clips I'm going to play today are from the creepy and cozy YouTube channel. It's a really good YouTube channel. He's got a good voice. But he describes a couple of the origins of Bat Squatch, some of the sidings of Bat Squatch, and what we think Bat Squatch may be? Okay. The origins of the Bat Squatch legend are deeply entwined with the 1980 eruption of Mount St.

Helens in Washington State, which led to significant environmental disruption. On May 18, 1980, the mountain erupted in one of the most significant volcanic events in U.S. history. Following a two-month period of seismic activity and gas emissions, the eruption began with a massive landslide on the mountain's north face. This was followed by a powerful lateral blast and a towering eruption column that reached 15 miles into the atmosphere. The blast flattened everything within a 230 square mile area, killing 57 people and resulting in extensive ashfall across the Pacific Northwest, impacting both the environment and local communities for years. Many locals believe this eruption disturbed long-hidden creatures within the dense,

uncharted wilderness surrounding the mountain, which in turn led to sightings of unusual beings, including what would later be known as Bat Squatch. So we are now in the Pacific Northwest, Mount St. Helens. erupts and it disrupts everything around it. Yeah, that whole story is. Maybe creatures are shaken. Oh, absolutely. Loose. Or they're pushed out from where they were able to easily hide for years and years and years. Now that's gone.

Baskwatches, whatever habitat was disturbed by Mount St. Helens. Now he's looking to feast on the carcasses or something. Yeah, he's fine free. However, the creature's legend really took hold after a particularly notable sighting in 1994, setting the foundation for modern folklore. These are all pretty, like, current you're going to hear. Oh, my God. Since the first one was 94, then it goes up to 2000s.

In April 1994, a man named Brian Canfield had a shocking encounter that would become the first major report of Bat Squatch. Canfield was driving his truck at night near Mount Rainier, not far from Mount St. Helens, when his vehicle abruptly stopped without explanation. Oh. According to his account, a massive creature appeared in the road in front of him, leaving him frozen with fear. Reverse, bro. Reverse bro. Canfield described a creature as around nine feet tall, muscular with bluish fur, glowing yellow eyes,

and bat-like wings. It looked almost like a cross between a bat and a primate, a terrifying sight against the dark forest. After a few tense moments, the creature reportedly spread its wings and took off into the sky, allowing Canfield to regain control of his truck and drive away. This encounter captured public attention as the details were striking. and specific. Canfield's story was even covered in local medium, where Bat Squatch was described as a possible unknown species or supernatural entity. This report ignited interest in cryptozoological

circles, and Bat Squatch quickly became a legend within Washington's rich tradition of unusual creature sightings. So if you're just tuning in, this guy's drive at his truck in 1994. How cool that be to happen around here and we'd be like, yo, come on our show and tell us. Well, yes. Well, I can tell you many tales of the Penneville Pine Monster, but I'm not going to get distracted. You're going to be careful. Many sightings. I've seen many sidings. Especially now that it's summer and he can just go down to the water. Oh, he's protected the trees. Get them fish. Yep. He's going to

eat the fish. He's going to protect the trees. Yep. He's like, Laura. He is. Yes, he is. I mean, yes, he is. So, driving his truck, nine foot tall, ape-like muscular creature with bat wings lands in front

of them. Now, one element about Bat Squatch that we're discussing on today's high Strangeness is that it's not like a black fur. All the recounts, the recountings of it. Yeah. Recount like blueish or purplish fur. It's like the... They say it doesn't make sense.

The monster from Monsters ain't. Kind, yeah. They say its eyes are either orange or red and its fur is blueish purple. The way to describe in this crazy look in person with huge muscles and big long wings, are they sure they're not just watching me play basketball? That could be you. Yeah, it could be you. With your wingspan.

That's what I'm saying. Let's go to another side. of the Bat Squatch in the Pacific Northwest. In the years following the 1994 citing by Brian Canfield, several additional Bat Squatch encounters have been reported, each adding new layers to the creature's lore.

In 2009, a group of hikers near Mount Shasta in California claimed to see a similar creature in the distance, leading some to speculate that Bat Squatch's range might extend beyond Washington State. They described a tall,

bat-like figure gliding silently above the treetops, disappearing into the mountainous terrain. The sightings stirred interest, as Mount Shasta is also known for unusual sightings, particularly of unidentified flying objects and other cryptids. Now, if you remember last week, we were in Mount Shasta? What were we talking about last week? It had, like, the power?

Is that the mountain had all the power things? Like, it gave out a lot of power, so they went and, like, recharged there. That's a couple of the things, right? Was that? Well, yeah, why am I forgetting a week ago's show? What is wrong? Yeah. Yeah, but it's Mount Shasta.

We talked Mount Shasta last week. The vibrations in the mountains and stuff. Because Mount Shasta does have a lot of this stuff going on. Yeah. Now, I was texting with Cody. The speakers. Yes, the speakers. That lady found out of those speakers.

Yes. I was texting Cody last night. It's always possible that they're just seeing big ass birds because birds are huge. But also, if you're hiking, you're probably familiar with a lot of birds. You're not going to say it was a bat-like creature. Yes. You'll know the difference. Although, I mean, every time I come across a large bird of prey,

it still throws me for a loop. But yeah, I've never once been like, oh my God, is that a Sasquot? Is that a Bat Squatch? Yeah. Making Bat Squatch's appearance there even more intriguing. In another instance, a pilot flying over Washington State reportedly saw a massive winged creature mid-flight. Hell no.

Although details were sparse, the account matched descriptions of Bat Squatch. further fueling interest in the possibility of a cryptid capable of flight in the Pacific Northwest. Reports of Bat Squatch-like creatures have also come from remote wooded areas throughout the region, although sightings are rare and often dismissed as misidentifications of large birds, such as eagles or herons. However, the consistency and description, from the bat-like wings to its large size and eerie presence, suggests a shared experience among witnesses that has helped Bat-Squatch remain a disqualmie. distinct figure in crypto zoology.

And I would imagine a pilot would know birds too. A pilot flying isn't going to go, that's a bat squash. Right? It's very weird. I doubt it's going to, a pilot's going to want to put his reputation on the line saying, I just saw a winged Sasquatch creature flying in front of me. Didn't look like a bird. Definitely looked like a Sasquatch mixed with a bat. So what do we think the bat squatch is, Cody?

Well, there are theories. One of them is, obviously, it's a thing that we, was released from the eruption of Mount St. Hallins and it got disturbed and now it's flying around. Another one is that it's kind of protecting the lance. Okay, okay. Some paranormal theories draw on Native American spiritual beliefs, suggesting Bat Squash might be a guardian spirit or nature entity

angered by disruptions to its environment. This perspective sees the creature as protective rather than malevolent, a spiritual figure emerging to remind people. people of their connection to nature. These spiritual explanations highlight how Bat Squatch could be both a symbolic figure and a crypted, embodying people's fears, mysteries, and reverence for the natural world, adding a deeper, more mystical dimension to its lore. So it could be just a Native American spirit, similar to the Pen of a Pine Monster, protecting

the trees. It speaks for the trees. So that's your high strangers for this week. The Pacific Northwest, back to Mount Shasta. Bat Squatch. To find the Bat Squatch. If you're out that way, you're hiking around. Keep an eye to the sky.

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I might have. I might have a little poison. I was serious about the Calmon lotion. I just sprayed it on myself. You did? Why? What did you get?

I got a couple itchy spots from like, you're poking around in shrubbery yesterday, you said. No, this was from a Tiscoe from before. But yes, also poke around shrubbery yesterday. Yeah, you do. You look around. Yep.

Well, I believe Serena sent me this TikTok. As Syracuse is going a little viral right now. Serena Williams? Yes. Big listener of ours. Wow. As apparently, I don't regularly visit the Erie Boulevard,

McDonald's, but the drive-thru worker, Miss Debbie, is going viral right now. Which Erie Boulevard one? Is there two? The one that's right off of Midler? No, Midler, yeah, Midler. And then there's the one further down

closer to Bridge Street and whatever that one is. I don't know, but she's going viral right now. You've heard me playing her earlier as I was editing this. She sounds like our mom working a drive-thru. She sounds like our mom's working a drive-thru. No. She sounds like our mom's working a drive-th

through. I wonder if it's... Her name is Miss Debbie or Debbie. I read all the comments. They said Miss Debbie's the best. I love Debbie. I work with Debbie. I wonder if it's this, there's been an East Syracuse Forever Lady. And she might be deceased. I don't know. She was very, very old. And she worked at like the Walmart. Oversighter. She's been there for years. I wonder if she went from the Walmart McDonald's when it closed to this one. Ready to listen? Yes. Hi, welcome to McDonald's. Are you using our mobile internet? It might be her.

Oh, never mind. What can I get for you? Can I please get the number one with a medium diet Pepsi or Diet Coke? Absolutely. Anything else? No, thank you. Would you like to round up to the Ronald McDonald's house? Sure.

So really, it would be $11 even. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. I love it. I love me. Miss Debbie. I got to get over there and visit Miss Debbie. I hope she gets all the attention. Oh, I bet. Those are both good McDonald's. Are they?

Yep. I only know the one off Midler. I don't know what that is. That's a solid one though, man. That was the go-to back in the day. Midler? It was openly, like after a concert and stuff? Really, yeah. Nice. Yep. Hi, welcome to McDonald's. Are you using a mobile air? Oh, Miss Debbie. Oh, that's hilarious. Congratulations on your success.

Awesome. So, I don't know how this article came to be, but they were asking, what are some of the rich people things that you assume is a wealthy thing, but it's not? And for example, we've talked about it before in this show. FerreiroRourcheer chocolates. They seem very fancy and expensive, but they're just regular chocolate. You can go buy the store. That's true.

Anybody can has them. Ferreira roo sure sure. Um, well, no, no, no, mine. Never mind. That's the opposite. Great poupons. another example. Oh, whoa.

Hey, whoa. That is that. That was just marketing. Great Boupon and that other, that Vianetta, cake or whatever, remember the Vianetta? You know Vianetta. You remember Vianetta? It was just.

No, what's Vianetta cake? Oh, my goodness. Guys. Let me see. You don't remember the Vianna? Oh, the weird breadloaf. Yes. Hold on.

Yeah, breadloaf cake. I remember that thing. Yep. where ice cream was like, yeah, we screwed up, but we're still selling you this. It's a mystery who gave in to temptation. Oh. One slice of Vionetta with its irresistible, crisp. It's for guests only.

Oh. Yeah, it seems quite enough. So who had their eyes on that last slice? Why all eyes turned to me? I can't say. Vial Miasmer. It's never enough. Vietta.

Yeah, it was just marketed as like a really expensive ice cream and it was just an ice cream. It's like those of those watermelon rolls and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is it friendly? Those are delicious, though. Am I right? It's friendly, right? Okay.

So, I mean, I'm sure those are also delicious. I can't remember the last time I had a Vianetta cake. But other things that are, that seem like, you know, a wealthy person thing that you can actually probably afford. Tailoring your clothes made the list. You can go to get your jeans tailored. Depending on who you go to, that's not too bad. Suit tailored if you want.

Get your tough and old timey Italian guy. Charges you on nickel per button. Hiring a monthly house cleaner is actually a lot more affordable than you think. Just someone to come clean your house. Oh, okay. I don't want anybody in my house, so I wouldn't want anybody in there. No, I would do that as a job. Mm-hmm.

But after doing business cleaning, not a chance. Because people are gross. Yes. People are pretty gross. I can't imagine their houses. If you've seen their office, yeah, I can't imagine their houses. Yeah. Full candy bars on high.

Halloween. If you're a Costco member, it's actually not that expensive just to go buy boxes of full candy bars. Yeah, it's not as bad if you know, like, pretty much exactly how many people you're going to get and all that stuff. It might even be cheaper than spending, you know, $40 on eight bags of candy. See, Casey, in our chat, my cleaner is coming today, 50 bucks a month, and she cleans all the stuff I don't have time to do. Nice. You're like your butt. Nice. Right, Jeff, we know a guy who's Fantissimo at fixing shoes. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See? Joe is right. You see stuff in people's cars.

You know exactly what their bedroom is like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People are just generally disgusting. They're just out there doing the grossest stuff all the time. Yeah, pretty much. No, that is very weird. Going to art shows or art exhibits.

I love to go to a good art museum or an art show. Generally, they're free. A lot of them are just free. They just want you to go look at the art. Maybe you'll buy the art or whatever. Anyways, live your life with some greatoupon, with some Vieneta, Vianeta. Although great ice cream.

Great Poupon. It's not any that good. No, it's wine mixed with... They made you think it was good and it's not good. With other mustard seeds and almost every mustard is better. What would you even... Was that like for sandwiches? What was that for?

Really anything. All right. It looked like, but it's... I don't know. Because you'll see it from time to time. I mean, it was a good idea. Like you said, it was smart. Mm-hmm.

Grape-pump. We're like, oh, what's that? $100 a jar? First, you take away chubby checker, New York State Fair. and now you're taking away the live births? Yeah. As the Dairy Cow Burthing Center won't open this year at the New York State Fair.

Now, honestly, I'm just doing a bit here. I don't really care about the live births, but I was trying to think of a... A lot of people did! So first we're going to get rid of the placenta shaker, and then we're going to get rid of the placenta maker. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Are you kidding me?

Chubby is the placenta shit? Because he gets ladies all riled up. He gotcha. Yep. The New York. Animal Agriculture Coalition, the NYAAC. Yep. Depp. Announced Monday that the Dairy Cow Burthing Center will take a pause for 2026.

Well, sometimes cows ain't got to poop out babies. The Burthing Center has been a fixture since 2013. Oh, that's long. Giving hundreds of thousands of visitors a chance to watch. Dairy cow's birth meet New York Farm Families and learn about the New York State Dairy industry. We do got a great dairy industry. So they're just not going to have the birthing center.

Just the birding. They have everything else still. You can still vent. The fair said visitors can still explore other dairy attractions, including the milk bar, dairy bar, butter sculpture, plenty of stuff. Livestock exhibits and agricultural demonstrations. No big as deal. They said, quote, after thoughtful discussions with fair staff, we decided to pause the dairy cow birthing center in 2026.

Because I would also imagine that's a big pain of the. ass. You're trying to operate. You're trying to have live births while also at the fair. Right. I'm sure you're commentating it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, now what we see is Bessie Mae about to have that baby come right out of a vagina. Let's give Bessie Mae. Bessie Mae, Cal Vigina. Now, as you can see, if you get up close here, look on the cameras and screens. It's like, no, we don't. They say the cow's vagina is the closest to the females. Here, check. and Bassie's crowning

as someone who has spent many in New York State Fair at the New York State Fair and all I'm doing is standing at a stupid radio booth I cannot imagine the questions you're being asked while the cow was giving birth Yeah I would have met I mean Again love all the listeners everybody who supports us all these years

But Jesus Christ I don't have any freebies I don't know where this booth is I don't know where that is. And I'm doing nothing. I'm just standing there. Well, what's funny is you can always tell that the people that don't even know who we are because it'll just be rando. What is this?

They just come up and stay in there with hands on their hips. Yeah. What have you got? What? Yeah. Excuse me? What's this? What is this?

What are you? Who are you? What is this? You have to give an elevator pitch on who you are and why you're at a booth. Every time somebody comes up. Yep. Katie and chat, I had a bunch of nursing students at my first birth. I'm happy for the cows that they don't need to do this anymore.

Yeah, they do. They'll invite the room in. You're like, can we bring some students in? You can be in here? Sure, bring the whole floor in to see this woman's a virgin right here. You had about 10 more people in here? We're just going to squeeze on in here. I saw it once.

What, the cowbirth? Yeah, and it was almost by accident. You were just walking by? Yeah, and everything was all crowded, and I was like, well, and then, oh, and then, what is this? It's a cowbirth. We're birthed out a baby. What?

Okay. So what happens now? If you're just going to watch, how about you just watch? Do we eat it? No, we're not going to eat it. You just watch the car. That one looks real tender. It hasn't even walked yet.

Do you have any free stuff? Free cow? Is that a free cow? I can take the cow now? You're going to eat that placenta? Is that anybody's placenta? Because they do that in the fair. So I'm sure that someone's, is that a cow for free?

Yeah. Oh. Uh-huh. Can I have that cow? Uh-huh. They just came out. Can I have that one? No, that's actually our property.

Oh, are you going to use it all, though? Can I milk it? Are you throwing away the afterbirth? Can I have the afterbirth? It's wild. To have a booth at the fair, if you've never experienced it, is wild. So to throw in livestock birth is probably a lot on them. I get, I'm sure there's been discussions behind the scenes for years.

of these poor people being like, can we please not do this anymore? This has been a lot. Poor cow is stressed out that it's going to give a baby out to the whorld and it's now being transported to a hot fare and a fenced in hate area. Well, bitch one and bitch two are standing there with their bag full of goodies.

Well, it keeps turning its head looking at the screens. Is that my cow vagina? Um, those cameras on my cow vagina. Can I have some of the straw? No! Go away! What are you going to do with that? I think you guys are hilarious.

My wife wishes you were dead. Sorry. My wife dreams of you guys dying in horrific ways. She draws it. She actually sketches it. Check it out. How much she hates it. That's what I wanted to show you.

I brought the flipbook. Babe, listen to... Babe, it's that morning show, guys. That's one of my favorite. Or is it that she'll be standing back there? She'll be like, no, I just... I can't even have. I mean, I'm all the kids in the car.

I never said that ever. What's the matter with you? No, she hates you. Hate you. She listens to Ted Namy and wishes that you were dead. Throw it dark. Throws dark. Those darts at pictures of your face.

That's fine. Or even, or we even have our coworkers do it. These are the guys you were listening to in the car. Yeah. These guys. Right here. These are the guys.

Okay. Hi. I was on your car radio. These guys were, though. Did we say butt? Text line. No, Katie says in chat. My friends,

my kid's friend worked the lemonade stand. A woman asked where another booth was. He said he didn't know. She'd then threaten to call his boss for not being helpful. He said, okay. And she started to lose her mind before her friends told her to go. Yeah. That's what being at the fair is.

It's crazy. We're just continuing the conversation we were having before that Bush song. Yes. As everybody who has been at the fair, worked at a fair, knows what the experience is like. Even just a taste of Syracuse, where we'd be on air, and people would be like, Who's the info booth?

Are you at right now? And it's literally behind them. It's just spin around. Do a 180, bud. The boot that says information. Oh, all right. Go ahead, whatever you're doing, though. Uh-huh.

Hey. Hey. Bro. I know. We're very blessed. We've had a great career. Yeah. But it's just a lot of stories of strange encounters.

Could you... Do you guys have beer here? now we don't this is a radio booth that's stupid well it's stupid why wouldn't you have beer I do I don't know why don't you have beer yeah I don't know where's your beer that was a real conversation we had one year because our booth was like one of those convertible things that had beer taps on it for events we have have beer no well why can't I get a beer I don't know man or they just trying to hang they wouldn't grasp that and they'd be like oh can I get this one

and like we don't have any look I'll just get this one then yeah it's not Not a beer. I know it's confusing, but also neither of those two. All right, this third one's fine. Do you have free radios because you're a radio booth? Or they always want rulers for some reason. I've complained about the... That was big back in the day.

If you have a booth this year at the fair, I'm giving you a warning now. You have time to order it. Get rulers. People love them. They want them. If you've got a business and you want to promote your business, you give out goddamn rulers and you will be the hottest booth. At least for at the fair.

At the fair, yeah. I don't know if they'll remember. your business after that, but they're taking that ruler home and they're using it. Rulers in those little weird baby fetuses. 30-year-old woman in Maryland was arrested. Nice. Taco Bell. Oh, okay.

She was mad, her Taco Bell wasn't getting made fast enough. Okay? Oh, blie. Okay. Oh, blie. So she flashed a gun. Oh! When she got fed up with how long she was having to wait.

Fuck about a hot tamale. Ooh. But when that didn't work, well, she verbally threatened them. I think the gun, you can't go from gun to just verbal threats. Yeah, that's the other way around. Yeah, you went, you went. You went to 100 and now you're trying to back it off.

Here's my gun. No, but what if we talk about it? Let's just talk through this. When they called the police, officers showed up. They found Ashley Andrews and her gun, which was loaded. Yo. They also saw her on the store's surveillance camera as well as footage from an employee's phone. Unreal.

I can't even fathom. being so mad that my Taco Bell's taking six minutes that I'm just going to pull out my blicky. Yeah, I guess, uh, and then what do you do if you're in the restaurant well she's doing? Like, do you intervene? You get the hell out of it? I get the hell out of there. I assume, like, all right.

Whatever I order is not worth it. Because in my head, I'm like, oh, I'm coming up behind her and slamming her on the ground. You start pulling a gun on a restaurant? No, I leave. You're going to pull John Wick style? No. Have I learned anything in my... It's just me by myself?

Yeah. I sneak out that door so fast. If I've learned anything in my 44 years, I just, I mind my own business. I really don't want to get involved in anything. I know that I'm a looky loo and I like to see what's going on. But in reality, I don't want to get involved. I'm just going to get out of here. I don't need to get shot.

I don't need to get punched. I don't need to get shot. Yep. Shots worse, I bet. Yeah, way worse. That's like the one left I got. So I'm going to go ahead and not get shot. I just mind my business.

If she's going to whip out her gun at the Taco Bell, guess what? I'm going to get back in the car. I'm getting it out of here. Now do I sit close by and wait for her to get arrested. Oh, yeah, I do that. I do that. I do that. I do that.

I do that. I do that. So my minding my own business does, it's kind of a scale. Yeah. Like Cody said, I, in the Taco Bell, I'm standing behind her. She brandishes, brandishes a weapon. Yep. I'm going to go, I'm getting that out of here.

I'm in that driveway. But I'm in the parking lot. I'm in the parking lot. Yep. Wanting to see what goes on here. Yeah. I want to see the police escorted her out. I want to see maybe a little bit of struggle.

Maybe she gets taken. Right? And then, I'll rummage through a car. You pull a gun on me. I'm rummaging through your car when you get hauled off by the cops. Jimbo's right. I'm nosy, not mouthy. I'm nosy, not mouthy. I want to see what's going on. Oh yeah. Joe's right. Then you become a witness. Oh, yeah, yeah, no. I'm out of there. That's why, like, if it's just a minor, like, you've ever seen just like a little like fender bender? Yeah. Nope. You're like, I'm out of here. I am not staying here with this. I want nothing to do with this. No. No, no, no. Dude, I'm so no. I have downloaded, this is not a plug for this app. My father-in-law was using it and then I downloaded it, this crime radar app.

Oh, that's what I'm sure. She was very active in Penalville in Phoenix. Dude, it's so good. It's the highlights. It's just highlights. Normally I was listening to my scanner app. And again, huge fan of all your work at the Oswego County 911 Dispatch. Big fan of your work.

Onondaga County, you're doing great work. I don't listen to much Madison County or any. Mohawk Valley stations. I'm really big into the Oswega County 911 calls. So crime radar. Like right now,

if I open it right now, I'll tell you right now. Something's going on up there right now. Because I'm in Syracuse right now. I'll tell me what's around here. Then yes. Then there'll be something. So like I can refresh it.

There's always something here. Traffic accident or... Vehicle going the wrong way on 81. No. Woman had a stroke near Dickerson Street and you can listen to the 911 call. That's weird. What?

Usually that's weird that they would just be like, here you go, have this. I checked those 911, the call log sites, but it doesn't give you any. Like, want to listen in? Man in Carthage accidentally shot his father, apparently. Can't do that. Not allowed to do that. Man reported at the Central Square Taco Bell with a handgun. That was two days ago.

Uh-oh. Well, up there, though. Look how nosy I am. Up there, though, isn't it just probably somebody with a truck? It's just on me. Yeah, I got my gun. Did you see the one I posted? It wasn't around here.

It was down on Long Island. I put it on my Instagram story. K Rock Josh, give me a follow. Head in a bucket. Oh. They found a head, human head in a bucket on the crime radar app. Those are supposed to be attached to a body. Somebody commented.

I want to you Shudros commented, Mafia is back, baby. Mafia is back. I love. Where was it? Around here? I think in like Suffolk County, down near Long Island. Oh, down there were there serial killers. But it was just the call.

Do I still have it? Hold on. See if I still have it. Because she's so casual about it. No, they're always... Yeah, I'm having a bucket. Because this is what they do. Because what are you going to do?

Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dispatch. Are you picking on me? That would be me as the 911 operator. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.

Radio, relax little. No, no. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Calm down, sir. Slow down. Slow down. Calm down. Calm down.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. All right, let's see what he's got, boy. See if I can play this. High course, all command band units, the advisors responding to a 1034 in progress, aggravating an 88 Crooked Hill Road in Brentwood. Being called in by a New York State Sergeant. Human head was found in a bucket, located on F road between G and H, officers will be waiting up. Human head was found in a bucket. All casual!

Just like she's reading a friggin' name. All casual. press release. Man, that's weird. You hear how ramped up I get on this stupid show that means nothing. No, I wouldn't be able to. Imagine I got a call in a head in a bucket? I'd be like, yeah, I'll at least be advised.

You got that on the corner of that, so on that, and then between H.G, I had no bucket! Why wasn't that at the start? In field, the U.S. is hesitating a bouncing ball. And now they're in an early hole against Belgium. There's an A line down behind the wall. Hillman, over the house.

Only one they were running it. Yeah. They didn't play frantic. Rosar to the byline, gets across, and to cancelers rising up. That was such an annoying moment in my house because of me. Soon as the USA tied it up. Yeah. I started running around my house yelling goal and making voo-boozella sounds.

And before I'm even like back to my office, they score. That's what. teams try to do sometimes catch you off guard. Like when we play hockey. Like that. And boom, right there. Belgium went on to win four to one. They just, the U.S. just doesn't, that team had stars, Belgium.

Yeah. U.S. had some good players. Yeah. And then another problem was, is Christian Pulisic is vastly overrated when it comes to these World Cup events and stuff like that. He's done really nothing for us, and he's supposed to. to have been our, like, messy. He was the guy that's going to make U.S. soccer.

Yeah. Now it's going to be popular. Put it on the map. We had, you know, Freddie Adieu for a while. We're like, oh, Freddy Adieu is going to do it for us. We got this. Freddy Adu's going to do it. Jose Altador.

Oh, he's going to do it for us. None of these guys live up to the superstar billings that guys like Lukaku for Belgium had and stuff like that. There's actual stars on these teams. And you were saying that, like, there's different styles. styles of play? Yeah. What do you mean by that?

Like there's the European influence of, you know, a lot of passes and kind of aggressive type stuff. And then there's like the U.S. style of you could see him where they would try to kind of dribble to the out there and blasted it. Yeah, yeah. You know, they're almost like they're doing the same thing over and over again, but with no energy. So it's one of those where I don't know how you fix it.

I'm sure other more knowledgeable soccer people will have other ideas. but just when you don't have the same type of teams, once you get down to this level, these are the best. Yeah, like you look at a France with like Mbapé and, you know, Norway's got superstars and England's got superstars, and we got a guy that's supposed to be. And he's, yeah, he's just not.

And then that Belogin who didn't do anything, I'd like to him at least score a goal, so no one would be like, ah, look, he should have just left him on a bench. I know, after all that, he didn't even score a goal for us. No. Argentina and Egypt today. Argentina and Egypt today.

I assume Massey will move on, but Egypt is still good. And then Switzerland, Colombia, today at 4 o'clock. That'll be a decent one. And you get into the quarterfinals, bud. France, Morocco, Spain, Belgium, Norway, England. There's a couple days off here, there, now that we're getting into like Elite 8 and stuff like that. Yeah, you got one. One match game. What are we supposed to say?

Match game, whatever. Either one, yeah. Thursday, you get one. France, Morocco. Friday. You get one, Spain, Belgium, Saturday you get one, Norway, England. Saturday you get two. Well, okay.

You'll have the 9 o'clock, whoever wins these games today. So, yeah, but once you get going deeper into these tournaments, I'm saying, just the superstars show up for the most part. And USA just, I don't know, they just don't ever seem to live up to those hopes. This year was good, though. I think they had a good team. They had a good run, made it to the round, made it to the sweet 16, if you will. Yeah. Just they, I would imagine, say they got past Belgium, Spain would kill them.

Yeah. Spain beaten Portugal yesterday as well. Something like that. Like, do you want to see them lose 6-0? Yeah. It was 4-1 was roughen off. Belgium is still good. They didn't even play some of their best people. So. I don't know if we ever get the soccer love that everybody wants us to have in the U.S. I just don't think it's here.

No, you... I like watching it, but I think I'm in the minority. I love it. I love watching World Cup. I love Premier League. I'm a big fan of all that. It's just a matter of until the U.S. win something, which again... Well, the women's team has. Yes, yes.

And that's what, next month? The women's work? Or next year? Two years? I forget the spacing that they do. Our women's team does win. Yes. So that's something to cheer for.

And even then, you just get dudes being like, look at them, they got short pink hair. Screw them. Those are insecure morons. So even when they deserve the... Yeah. the accolades. Yeah, so I don't know.

I don't know if whatever catches on in this country, like people want it to. They've tried so hard, even having Messi down in Miami doesn't get the ratings you think it would. I know. The World Cup has had huge ratings, but I think it's just international viewers. Yeah, it'll get huge ratings no matter of war. Like 84 million people are watching these games. So, yeah. It's in Brazil next year, Katie says.

Oh, cool. That'll be fun to watch. So that'll be fun. And at least you can rue for the women because, you know, they did win one, right? I think they might even want a couple, yeah. So at least they're good, but again, unfortunately, until the man, blah, blah, blah, yeah, exactly. Cool.

Well, I mean, I'll keep watching. Who do you think takes it now? Who do you like the most? Man, it's actually, it seems like it's wide open. Now that you've seen all these teams play. I could see France. Spain looked really good. Argentina, just because they've been crushing it.

Norway, at the start of this, I was like, I don't really know. And they've just put the boots to people. Well, that one dude's a Viking. Yeah, I guess I don't think of... He's 6, 10, 400 pounds away. He's like, that dude is an animal. I just never think of Norway when it comes to soccer.

Norway, England could also do it. They seem to figure out a way to pull it out every time, and they've got those superstars. But that's what's going to start coming down to, some of these younger kids like that. Yamal didn't do anything yesterday. Yeah, the women have won four World Cups. Yeah.

So that's pretty impressive. Yeah. Cool. All right. Good couple of other. I'll keep watching. I just enjoy watching the game. 12 days.

I think the finals like the 19th or the 20th or something. Cool. And then we get into a football. Please. Football season. All right. So you can get the show on demand or see any of our live streams at the show. Dot FM.

Oh, Cody. Yes. A new trend in seniors apparently is parkour. Parkour! They're doing parkour. Parkour! They're doing parkour! Parkour! Parkour!

Parkour! Parcourt! Extreme! Parkour! This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004, and it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.

Parkour! I like when he jumps on A and he's back and rides. I'm like a little pony. He gets all mad. Parkour. They're not, I don't think the elderly are doing aggressive parkour. No, they're probably doing step-ups on a bench.

But business insider, uh, Insider. Excuse me. Insider. Hey, listen, it's always business. Interviewing a man, Tan Shee Boone,

who, Tan Shee Boone. Oh, Mr. Shiboon. Taboon. Shaboon. Shaboon. Um, who does half hour parkour classes for the elderly. He said it's not about jumping off of things. It's just about getting up, moving around.

So it's just there's a chair and they stand up, sit down 35 times. And then Stephen Fonnie's injured for two months because he stood up too fast. Yep, he tried to do it on a Bridge Street segment. Instead of flashy stunts, Tan wants his students to learn how to navigate obstacles, recover their balance, and most importantly, get up safely if they fall. Parkour. So they're having to get out of beds, quickly. He says, falls are the leading calls.

of injury among adults age 65 and older. It's going to be you, bud. It's going to be you. I'm just picturing a bunch of 70-something-year-old people that are all frail, but then they're like, oh, and they tumble, but then they do, like, little, like, front-roll somersault jump back up. Parkour. Parkour!

Like Willy Wonka-style. They walk with their cane. Oh, God, in the new front-roll. Uh-huh. Parkour! Uh-huh. Ben Riley, check it in from Italy. What a European v.

education. Quote, something about how they carry themselves, kind of aligned with how I want to live my life. He said, they're free-spirited and they're very dedicated talking about the elderly students that he has. With parkour, I felt like I could be myself in teaching these adults. They're balanced. I don't know what he's doing. I want to see, like. Because it's, you can't just be like, no, it's parkour.

If you're having them stand up and sit down and get blood rushing to their head. The article only has photos, not video. Yeah. But there's like, here, like, look at this photo. This isn't, like, a podium that's like a foot off the ground, and this elderly man's jumping from this podium to this podium. Okay, some of it are right. I mean, I couldn't do that on these weak ankles.

On these weak ankles? And he got to build up. You just jump to the first one of the ground back and forth. Build up your stamina. He talked about how we met a 64-year-old woman. He wanted a teacher parkour, so he did. A lot of these women are able to, like, do, like, that yoga pose. Hell yeah.

Yoga pose? Downward Facing Dog? Shut up spaz. Spaz and chat says, Josh, you should sign up. Maybe you can learn how not have to roll your ankle off cooking dinner. Shut up, spas. I'm very athletic and fit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

He says it's good to test yourself and challenge yourself. Parkour. Parkour. Parkour. Good for the elderly. Working their balance. Working, getting up when they fall. Oh.

Pooded. I'm picking up my medicine off the ground. I dropped it. Now I can pick it up myself with my nils. Now the Tam-Tam's over 65. I gotta send her to parkour class. You have to start. I'd love to watch her.

And Bob do some parkour. Damn and Deb, Tam and Deb. Would Deb do any parkour? No, she does all those like workout classes. See? And such like that. So she would.

Yeah. I'll see Bob jump from box to box. Tam, I'm not doing parkour. Damn, I don't need to leave the ground to do parkour. Uh-uh. And there's 30-year-old sneakers with no laces in them. Those shorts that. every guy over 50 something has that just cloth.

He's just in jeans. Oh, he's wearing jeans? Oh, okay. He wants to be the most comfortablely feels. There's no shorts happening. He can be mobile. Yeah, there's no shorts happening with that, man. He's got 30-year-old sneakers, jeans, and a Montreal Expo t-shirt.

Free shirt. Free shirt that he got from somewhere. I don't need to be buying shirts. Jokes on you. I've been filming you with these glasses the entire time. I knew it. Good morning. Nerd.

Happy Tuesday. This is K. Rock. Get all of our links to all of our places at the show. com. Cousin'Jek checking in from Fremont Street. Nice. Lots of cool butts on Fremont Street. Creepers, we're going to definitely try sneaking pictures.

Oh, I guarantee you. There's always that old guy that is not good at it. Yeah, we were talking about of glasses and chat for those who are just listening because they're starting to be banned places because people are being creepy with them. Yeah. And they're creepy in general because their cameras in glasses. Well, it's just weird that, so, so like what? You want to go to the strip club and then go home and what?

You're going to watch you at the strip club? Probably. All right. Like there's people that are trying to like, like Cody's saying, going to strip clubs with them on, going to like, I don't know what else would be inappropriate, but like. I don't know.

And I wonder if you can also do a move where like it just looks like glasses are sitting on a table, but they're actually recording, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Or they got to be on your face. Places are going to start being like, no, We're checking these or put them in your car too bad. Yeah.

No. I don't care if you can't see. Because I would imagine. It's a couple creepers. You're rid of for everybody. Like you're a beautiful women in my mind. You are. Thank you.

And I like, I don't want to stare at you. Yeah. At the restaurant. So I just kind of take my glasses off and put them like that. And then I can just film you eating your whole meal. Yeah. Right. I don't know if I love that.

No. It's too weird. People who made it too creepy. What is the purpose of them? Like what problem do met a glass is solved. I don't, I never really understood it when all of these things came out and they're like, hands free, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like you, so you're that crazy busy with whatever that you just can't be. You need a, you need a camera in your glasses. I can't be using my hands. I got too

much, too many business deals. Oh, both hands are always busy. I got too many business deals going on. Yeah, like, I don't know a problem they solve. I don't. Take 10 set there. Yeah, clip. Yep. Well, because other than that, now it's just starting to turn into guys, being weird. Yeah, it always does. It always does. It's ruining it for everybody now. So I'm reading this article on car and driver. Of the most popular vehicle

released the year you graduated high school. Spoiler alert, probably going to be a Toyota Camry. Every year it seems to be a Toyota Camry. Okay, I... Okay, okay. All right, okay. I got to... I'll start at 97. I got a guess. 97, Toyota Camry. Is it?

98, Toyota Camry. Okay. 99. Toyota Camry. Okay. 2000. Toyota Camry. Okay.

But not 2001. Okay. It's not a Toyota Camry. No. I want to see if you can guess what it was. Oh, I don't know yet. I was going for more my... 414,000, 718,000 units sold.

Oh, for Taurus. Nope. That was 96. Oh, okay. Um, I don't know. Is it that little cavalier, Chevy Cavalier? Nope. Honda Accord.

The Honda Accord. Oh. Oh, yep. My mom had one of them. Over almost 415,000 units in 2001. Okay. 2002, back to the Toyota Camry. Okay.

Now this one, 2003. Toyota Camry. I was going to say Mitsubishi Eclipse. No, it's a Toyota Camry pretty much for the rest of the 2000s. Like literally every year it's a Toyota Camry. I can go back in time because apparently the Toyota Camry is the best selling vehicle of all time it would seem. Well, it's like, judging by this. It was always like safe and not crazy expensive.

and reliable, so people always got them, or it was always your first car, but not your parents, but they're going to give you that. Yeah, yeah. Katie, my first car, 96 Toyota Camry. There's a lot of them sold. Early 90s, Ford Taurus had it unlocked. Yeah.

91, 92, 93, 94. I loved my Ford Taurus. My parents had a Ford Taurus. Had a little quick little prism. Loved that Ford Taurus. That thing was bitching. Go back into the 80s, Ford Escort. Holding it down for many years.

Yeah, that sounds about right. 87, 88, 88, 89. These little cars like this. Go back a little further. 86, 85. I don't even know. Chevy Celebrity, my first car. I was going to say eventually it's going to be that little bug.

Chevy Cavalier had the 80s on lock. And then you start to get into the grandma cars. Yeah, then it's them big bolts. 83 was the Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. The Cutlass. It was a nickel. A lot of cutlasses going through the early 80s. late 70s.

Then I can only go back to 78. But I think you're right. Probably in the 60s would have been a bugs. Those little VW bugs. Whatever's cheapest. Yeah. Brian's first car, 98, Ford Escort. Yeah, a lot of people's

very similar first cars. Chevy Cavalier. No, I want Chevy Celebrity. Chevy Cavalier, Ford Taurus, Saturn View. Those are my first four vehicles. Geoprism, Alaro.

And then right to that, Dodge, the journey, Dodge Journey. The Journey and the Indus. And now Mara. Wow, you've got on the cars for a long time. Yeah, that Prism lasted forever. And then that Allero, I drove that son of a bitch literally into the ground. Cool. The brake line snapped on the way back from a lunch break at Wegmans.

And I was just like, I just got to go slow enough. And if I need to, I had my door unlocked at all times. And I was going to jump out and just stop it. Hell yeah. Fred Flintstone style. Yep. But I worked to that. I got lucky enough that no one, it was a.

middle of the day, no one was... Yeah, the emergency break, didn't you? It did, it was, my line snapped. Like, all the fluid was pouring out. But the emergency break doesn't use that same line. It just didn't do anything. I tried, and it was just, it would slow it a little, but I was like, I'm still going to have to get out.

Yeah. And then finally, it came to rest in the middle of the parking lot of Wegmans in just a random spot, and I was like, go by! That'll do it for this. That's what I plan on doing with my current Volkswagen. I'm driving it until it does not drive anymore. I want to not have a car payment for a while.

At that point, the air conditioning didn't work. The cold air didn't work, so it only blew hot air at your face year round. That was the one with the window that I had to get fixed. 400 times that when I was going to Oswego to Price Chopper in the middle of the winter, one year for work, I just went to, I must have hit the window accidentally, and it dropped straight down into my door in the middle of a blizzard. And it did that numerous times. Oh, my God, our old cars.

The window clips on it were bad. The things we were out there just driving recklessly. Yeah. Look at Katie. I was driving up 81 right before the Adams exit. My camera's hood latch released. Slammed up so I couldn't see. That was scary.

My wife was driving either to or from Geneseo once and her tire blew out. Like a big blowout. Or like actually hit something. Yeah. Nope, too much pressure. Now all these kids, now my kids just, dad, my first car can be like a Jeep gladiator or like like a Jeep gladiator or like a Jeep truck. Like, whatever, Dad.

It's easy, right? You get a 2017 Toyota camera. Yes, you do. I don't know if you saw this video, but I always love it when, like, self-driving vehicles encounter an experience that they were never programmed to encounter. Like, you remember a couple weeks ago, like, that car just drove into an active SWAT situation? Yep, yep, yep. Because, I mean, the programmers should probably think about that,

but really, how are you going to think about it until it happens? Yeah, how you're like, well, what if there is a police situation with SWAT, Yeah. So this is a video of a Waymo, one of those self-driving taxis. Oh, no. On 4th of July. Oh, no. And how would it ever know this?

Is it going through a firework? It's going through a firework. But also, how is it supposed to know? I mean, some dunks is going to put a firework in the road. Yeah. Like, it's a robot car. It doesn't know. I don't know.

I just think it would figure out something. You're only going to hear the woman talking. Because in the video, she's in the backseat because it's like a taxi. Yeah. And you just see some Person go out and light a Dude, he just lit like one of those Like one of those like one you set on the road

Yep He ran out on the road, put it the road, but then the Waymo just starts Driving towards it And she's like, oh my God, oh my God We're gonna go over the firework Oh no no no Don't go Are we a fire dude?

That's the firework They're going over it Because it's over it's like taking a turn So it's just going slowly and underneath their cars All these sparks come in. You, they ever, that's one of those things where you'd be careful, because then it's somehow I bet they'd be liable. Yeah, oh, you damaged the vehicle.

Our car was burning me. At least you're filming it. That's why, that's the benefit of filming everything all of the time. You're like, no, here's the footage. True. Of this bojack putting a damn firework in the center of the road. Unreal. What were you saying?

I was thinking that the cowper thing, there's going to be creepy people calling, poor fair people. So, like, where do they do that? Like, you're not. around anyway. Yeah, can I go, where can I go see the birthing? Like, say you, I know you weren't having it, but like, does anybody let us watch? Can I buy passes somewhere to go see a, a cow be birthed? What farmer's most interested usually letting you watch? Do you have a contact info? Can I get a, can I get an email? I would have been really looking forward to a cow

birthing this year. I'm very, very interested in. We, we will roll into your 90s at 9. He's cutting up, folk. He's cutting up. We'll play a little, uh, a football. A football. We'll play a little, a football. Whom I again? Swiss. I am Colombia. Chocolate. We'll play a little. I don't know if I know either players on these teams.

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