The Show - BEANS

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

We’ve got a new virgin goddess. Some actress was replaced with Hawk Tua. Squeaky beans are upsetting to Cody. Josh is trying to get tix to NIN. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Is a hoi, hoi. I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream

Excuse me Did you say berries and creed Burries and cream? Happy Thursday, y'all Wow, we're chugging right along this week, baby Ayo, Tud's Day So far, that's what it is How's everyone doing?

Turds Day, how are you doing? I'm fantastic. Blue Perch, think of that raid? That raid of six, our Twitch is just fond. fire lately. We're getting tons of sobs, lots of people interacting. Right, we're getting all the people. I don't know what's going on, but it's all about to happen for us. It's going to happen for us, you guys. It's all about to happen. It's about to go really happen for us.

No. No, it's not going to. How was everyone's Wednesday? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that's on brand. Fun whiskey Wednesday last night. Thank you to all who stopped by and got yourself something to drink. We drink a little whistle pig. Biblical man. If you didn't catch it, it's on demand right now in our Twitch channel. We drank this Whistlepig Trigger smoky bourbon thing. You should take like a, because you said you don't know how much of that you'll drink.

Yeah. You should cook with it. Oh yeah, good thinking. Dump a good amount. Like a barbecue sauce? Yeah, like a barbecue sauce and like a crock pot with, I don't know, whatever meat or something. They have a whole thing. Like if you go to the Trigger website, they have a whole like whistle pig section where they do like,

Here's some meat you can make. Ideas and such. Yeah. Yeah. I go on those. It's always nice. Yeah. We made a chicken pot pie last night that was actually really good. Chicken pie pie.

I was going to bring something to Cody, but he doesn't like it. No, thank you. Yeah. It's being sneaky. It's sneaky. You don't know what's in there. Yeah. It's going to like, ooh, what I got hiding under the crust.

Mm-hmm. And I know it's just all delicious things that individually I like. But you can't see it, so you don't know. And then it makes me comfortable, it makes me anxious because it's food and that's normal. It was one of my first times making a chicken pot pie, I believe. And it came out well? Came out great. Wait, what do you do?

Do you just get, like, a normal pie crust and, like, savory butter it or something? No, so like. We had made that rotissary chicken the other day. So we had a bunch of leftover chicken in the fridge. And my wife's like, we should try to make a chicken pot pie with that. So we just found some recipe online. And it was super easy. I cut up some carrots, I cut up some celery, some onions.

I made a rue. Okay. And I just kind of slowly simmered everything into like a gravy. And then you put it in the pie and 40 minutes later you're eating chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie. Is it, I know it's a chicken pot pie. Is it just a traditional crust? Do you just slap a whole thing on top it?

Or do you do your, did you do your own like fancy? No, it was just like a grocery store cross. None of that. No, I didn't know if you like made a pumpkin out of something and put that on. Although my wife made an apple pie on Sunday. Because we got all these damn apples. Yeah. Right.

Right. Christmas week. Oh, we haven't made any of those in a while. Okay. We can look into those for you. I know, bud. I know. Never get any of those.

Otherwise, a pretty uneventful wedness day. How are you guys? Are you good? You know how to find us. Of course. It's a pretty quiet Thursday today. Nobody's stopping by to see us. No guests.

Oh, maybe that jinks it. morning. Which may be a little bit wicked busy. Wicked busy. I'll be over a taste of Tracy Road at 10 o'clock this morning. Anybody going over there today? I mean, I'll be your host and MC for today's taste of Tracy Road equipment. I want to get a yiddled body. Come on and buy a dump truck. Hey, you talking dump trucks? Got all the dump truck you need right in these shorts, bro. Damn right. Oh, Saturday night. I'm all screwy with my days. We'll be in, Crighton Air Farns. Hey, yo.

Hope you get out there Saturday. We'll be in one of the locations, scaring you. Won't tell you where. But we'll be out there. Frightmarefarms, NY.com. It's going to boom. For information. I'm excited.

I don't know much about various religions around the world. But I'm always amazed when they just decide someone's a goddess or someone is like, that's the reincarnation of thing. Gotcha. Gotcha. Because a two-year-old was just named Nepal's new living goddess. Oh. Have you ever seen these videos? There's one that goes around of like this like...

Yeah, where they made Bobby Hill. Yeah, exactly right. It's exactly what. There's like a 12-year-old. There's like a 12-year-old in one of these countries who's on a couch. Okay. But all these people are like doting on him. But he's like...

Because he's like a reincarnated god or something. It'd be like if someone came here and was like, oh my God, you're Jesus. Yeah. And made you like literally Jesus. And they're like, yeah, you're the one. Yeah, that's, it's weird, but that's to those, for those religions, that's got to be pretty cool. If, you know, if you really believe that, then that's got to be neat that you're like, our God came back. Look, he's right there.

Oh, oh, really? Jesus told you that there was going to be a rapture. And then you're going to join him and he's going to show up. Oh, how that worked out. Let me ask you, my God, who is actually down here. My God. As this three-year-old toddler, but still, my God is an awesome God. God he raids from heaven above.

Hamilton? No, that's it. Sunday school music. Ariot, you don't know that song? That's a pretty popular song. No, man, Sunday school, not a chance. Oh, God is an awesome. God he rains.

My mom even likes Jesus and has no problem with church. And I even think she would be like, no, if you're not a loser. You didn't sing songs at Sunday school? I didn't go to Sunday school. Oh, you did it? That's what I'm saying. Oh. I'm like, no, we're not a loser.

You're not going to summer school. Bro, we had Sunday school. And then we'd have like the one night a week. You go to the church for like teen night. Oh. Yes. Tam Tam was trying to raise these boys. And look what happened.

Poor Tam. No. No, that did not work out. We couldn't listen. We weren't listening. You got football in Sundays. Are you crazy? No, the whole, the plan was usually.

You get up early. You go to Sunday school. and then after Sunday school you go to service. And then after service, if you're nice. Oh, my God. Well, sometimes you go get a lunch, but not always. And if you're good at church, Josh, then you can go to John Wordsmas House and you can play computer games after church.

It sounds like... For a day that it was supposed to be... It sounds like that the Giba's made for resting. You guys do a lot of whatnot. No, we were very busy. I can't pronounce this. Arre-Trona. Shakara. I'm not going to get it right.

It's a two-year-old in Nepal. Shikara. Shakira. Shakira. Selected as the country's new virgin goddess. That's weird. It's a two-year-old. We don't got to do the virgin part. That was in Kathmandu. The toddler was installed during the eighth day of the Hindu festival, Dachane, replacing an 11-year-old?

Oh, that's kind of suck. So the 11-year-old gets knocked down? Or also. So the god just kind of left. The 11 year old was like, peace out. Yeah. Pop on over here. I'm not poop on anybody's religion.

No, I don't know the religion. I know how crazy mind sounds. I get it, but. Supporters lined up to touch their foreheads and feet and offered money and flowers during the procession. You can offer us money anytime. We're here. I like flowers.

She was just my daughter yesterday, but today she is a goddess, said her father. She's going to be impossible to deal with. She ain't doing no chores. Oh. Do the dishes. Oh. I'm the virgin goddess. I'm the goddess virgin goddess.

So thanks, but no. Make my bed? I don't think so. Thursday means Coco Puffs. The show too dangerous for the FCC. So we do it on Twitch. Or is it now? Or is it now?

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7 o'clock 7 p.m. What fun. It's the start of Halloween season. So we're on our first Halloween show. I like it. Do something scary. Make you poop in your pants. You want to poop your pants?

To do it in tonight. I already did. Oh, yeah. I feel like I'm... Yeah. I'm out of the loop on this Glenn Powell guy. Don't know who that is. I don't know who it is either, but people love him.

What was he? Was he like... Don't know who he was. You know who Glenn Powell the actor is? Okay, good. Then I'm not alone. Should I Google him or wait? He's going to be in this Chad Powers movie.

You remember that thing that Eli Manning did where he put on the fake makeup and pretended to be a quarterback or whatever? Okay. They made a movie out of that? Okay, they did. Chad Powers, starring Glenn Powell. I see him.

He was on Glee, it says next to this. All right, they say Top Gun. Stellis is Top Gun. Oh, he's from Top Gun? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was the other guy. But wasn't he something else? He's got that face, like he was in something else.

I want to say Dexter, but I know he wasn't Dexter. I don't know if it's anything that you'll remember. What? I mean, like, he was in a spot in Spy Kids. No. Twisters, and Chandlero says. He was in the Dark Night Rises. What was he in that?

Oh, what was he in that? I don't know. Does it say his character? Give me a sense. second. Okay, it's taken a while to even get to him, so I don't think he was anything that important in it. Okay. Because this was a while ago, so way back then he might not have been.

All I know is he's all over my thing. He's on everything right now because of this Chad Powers movie. Oh, no, he was... Nothing? Yeah. This Chad Powers movie seems like it might be the worst movie ever made.

Where is it? Good question. I don't know. Type in Chad Powers and see where it's going to be. Uh, Hulu Disney Plus. Let me check out absolutely my own Hulu. That's absolutely mine and not Josh's. I didn't know I had to cancel Hulu. I only canceled Disney Plus, so I didn't cancel Hulu.

So we still have that. Okay. I didn't know they were associated. It's on here. So if you want to watch it, it's on Hulu. It looks really bad. It's, it looks really like, why would you make a movie out of that? It's not a movie.

It's a comedy series, it says. It's a series? There are one, two, three, four episodes that are out right now. But you remember that Eli Manning prank, right? Oh, no, I remember. That was actually really funny. That was funny. He was actually good and he was confusing the hell out of people.

So this is supposed to be a playoff of that, right? Is that what this is supposed to be? He's this. Now they gave him a backstory. Is that what this is? I'm not going to watch a second of it. but it seems like... I kind of want to watch it.

It seems like it might be a reality because from what I gather, it's he was a football player and then he isn't, so he wants to get back in the NFL, so he does this makeup thing that Eli Manning did. Okay. But I bring that up because... I mean, he added to the list of things I say him in a lot. Yeah, right.

Your list is getting real long. This, I don't know if this is real or not. But it came out. The series comes out. Yeah. And there's this actress, Britney Ray Carrera, who was in it. She was in like a scene with Glenn Powell. And she invites all of her friends over and said,

we're going to have a watch party to watch my scene. And they bring up the scene. And it's not her anymore. No, they would. They replaced her with the Hawk toa girl. We're still doing this. The Hawk to her. a girl.

The stupidest thing I've ever seen in entertainment. And it's not like she is like a good actress or anything. No. What was the girl's name that got replaced? Brittany Ray Carrera. She was cast in the new Chad Power Show we're talking about. She invited her friends over and discovered while they were watching it that they had reshot her scene and replaced her with the Hawk to a girl.

Oh, what's the matter? I don't know who she is. I thought I might. I don't either. This probably was, like, going to be a breakout for her. Yeah. She's, it's... With the dumbest people, we got...

Wait, no, this is my scene. We've been together for a little of my shop. This is my scene. I'm responding to what he's saying right now. We got Haley. Two-up. Sister. Did you come in later?

No, this is literally my scene. I respond. Like, it sounds like the show is making a joke out of it. Like, you're the Hoc-Tool girl. Like, that she is the Hoc-Tool girl in the show? Yeah. So, but then they actually cast the Hock to a girl? No, I think.

All right. This is so dumb that I'm even talking this much about it. It sounds like they were doing a scene. Yeah. And this actress was in the scene. Yeah. And then at some point they discovered maybe it'd be funnier if Glenn Powell, Chad Powers, was interacting with the Hawk toa girl.

So they went back and reshot it with Chad Powers interacting with the Hawk toa girl no longer this actress. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I feel the same way about Hawk toa girl. Does she get paid for the initial thing, but not? But no, you're not going to get your... This blows up. That would have been a good breakout scene for you.

That's too bad. But that just shows not this business. Like I have any idea, but like this business of... You don't matter. And it doesn't matter. They don't got to tell you nothing. They don't go to tell you. Oh yeah, we replaced you.

It's not your movie. You're just an actress in it. Yeah. Why don't I need to tell you? You're not in it. I replaced you. I don't need to tell you. I'm just more disappointed that we're still doing the Hoc2a thing.

Literally the most disappointing... I don't think we are. We're not, right? No, I think that's the thing is that we're not. That's why we're, you know, reacting the way we are. All right. Is that we are not doing that anymore. So to see that somebody was like, no.

I mean, imagine if somebody wanted to spend an ass ton of money on her... On Hawk to a girl? To like, be at a thing. Yeah, that was pitched at one point. Let's bring Hawk to a girl to another. event, and I don't know why that was ever pitched. I, nothing makes me anger than seeing that footage of her. She didn't do anything.

She didn't create. I mean, she just said she was going to spit on a guy's weaner, which is cool and all. But why did we give it, and we're still giving it attention? No. Yeah, did she. She did a pump and dump scheme where she, like, I think she had, like, a crypto. I want to say, did she do anything where she, like, turned it into a podcast or anything.

But then you did the pump-in-up, but it's gone now, right? So the success is all over, everything is done. That's too bad, though. Clearly not, because now she's in this show that no one knows about. Also true. So we are about how long till the O-F then. To the only fans? She probably do really well.

She's real, she's got huge jays. And if you don't mind, take advantage of now, switch it around. All of those, either the guys that were like, oh yeah, Hawk Tua girl. Or the guys are like, ugh, gross. Yeah. They'll all pay.

They'll do it. And girls like that, when they do their only fans, they never do full nude because they know that guys will just subscribe to see them in bikini and stuff. Now take those people's monies, why not?

Take it, I guess. Just here we are. But yeah, it's weird. Still talking Hock Tua for some reason. Still. I wonder if this was before, now they're like, can we put that,

can we put that Britney back in it? Because we filmed it back when Hock Tua was a thing and not hot to her is not a thing Aaron Rodgers available Last than a week away from CNY's

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Head to spookacular stroll.com for more information. Okay, I'll go. All right, I'll be there. I'll go. Okay, I'll go. Yeah, and then, I don't know, I got to get that info from Boss Lady. Micah says, go support Long Branch Elementary. There's, like, schools that benefit from stuff.

I forget, yeah. I just forget how all that works. I'll get you more information as we get into it. Um, so where are we at with baseball games from last night? They all happened. They all happened in every team won. And now more happened today. Well, some teams won and some teams did not.

Oh, that's a new. That was your look at sports. Back to you, Josh, in the studio. Guardians beat the Tigers. Yeah, that was a good game. I, um, I, uh, took out out real quick. and came back it was 6-1. Woo!

Yep. Do you get like, do you get like superstitious, like you did that? No. Because I left this room, the guardian scored? No,

because from like my own teams, I'll change my outfits or they won't, you know, I'll take, like, no, this shirt's not working. That's not it. This shirt is not it. I got to get a different shirt.

They're not playing well because they know I'm not wearing the appropriate shirt. Maybe I put on a different of this jersey and maybe that'll give them a little kick in the ass. Padres beat the Cubs. I saw Polly had his rally shirt on yesterday. Hey, for a guy that doesn't like that thinks that sports jerseys with your name,

or someone's name on him is stupid to wear. He was wearing a Padres floral button up. He was. Yes, he was. And then Yankees over the Red Sox four, three. That was a good game. They got lucky, man. They got lucky.

The Yankees weren't looking too good there for a little bit. And they were kind of like, oh, they're going to let this slip up. away and then they got one. Did the Dodgers game not happen? No, it happened. They won. All right, because there's no score. It just says happened yesterday, 908, but I don't know how many score.

Yep, it would probably end. Zippy says your Braves fired the manager? They just let him go. It was a time for them to not kind of move on from that guy. I've been there forever. With baseball, managers, I don't think are that important. But you've got to have a guy that, you know,

gives the team a little kick in the ass, and he just wasn't doing it anymore. It's time to get some of the guys. get some other random person to sit in the dugout as a 50 to 60 year old man wearing baseball pants. I like when they do that. I think that more teams should do that. If you're the football coach, you got to put on a uniform just like the baseball managers. It used to be so funny watching Tommy LaSorda and stuff come out.

80-year-old Bobby Cox wearing tight baseball pants and little cleats. I want to see Adrian Autry in a tank top and the shooty hoop shorts. You got to dress like the team. I want Fran with a one bar kickers helmet out there. That way you can see everything. Thank you. I mean, let's go. Texline is asking, who are you rooting for since your Braves aren't in it?

I mean, I kind of wouldn't mind the Mariners just because, you know, I like their catcher there. Alex here is a Mariners fan. You don't know any other Mariners fans. But, I mean, yeah, when I'm thinking about it, yeah, probably Mariners. but I, yeah, Cubs, maybe. Who do you think wins the World Series this year? Honestly, it could be the Mariners. Okay.

It could be Mariners. Dodgers, I can very much see it being Yankees, Dodgers. Mm-hmm. Just Cuzz and then Dodgers. Okay. Maybe Phillies, some of the piss off everybody. Yeah. Like the Phillies and the Red Sox, two teams that most everybody hates,

other than their two fan bases. Well, Philadelphia fans are crazy. Well, that's what baseball doesn't. want. They don't want it to be two fan bases that only their fan bases like. So they want it to be mass appeal to Dodgers. Yankist type deal or, you know, Boston and the Dodgers. That way you can have everyone that at least everybody hates them. They want to watch you know, oh, Boston beat the Dodgers or the other way around as opposed to just,

oh, it's the Brewers and the Tigers. And they play every day, so they're playing games against me. Oh, I'm sure. There's probably games right now. How long does this go into October? It could go to November. beginning of very beginning of November. That's why it's, that's why it makes no sense to just, just the first two months. Oh, no. Baseball's a summer game.

Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Coco Puffs, 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. We'd love it if you joined us. I would, I would appreciate it. A little seasonal change up as we switch over to Halloween. Halloween mode. Cocoa Pocopus brought.

you by Joe's Buds, Sweetgrass, and East Coast Emeralds. I was just telling chat there during the commercials that 9-inch Nails announced some new dates yesterday. Yep, I saw that and got excited for you. I got two options I think I'm going to try for. None of you buy these. Let me get them. Oh, boy. Don't.

Oh, boy. Joe. We're all going to go out. Joe. I'm going to try. My two options are this. I can do Newark, New Jersey, which is a four. hour drive, eight hour round trip, but that's a

Saturday. Where is it, though? It's at the Prudential Center where I guess, like me to the devil's play or something. It's just inside that it's that whole area is all the old. It's a little down the road. So where we were for Oasis is like north of Newark. So I'm just going to, it's basically the same drive. Gotcha.

So that's a Saturday night. Okay. And I can't get tickets for that. I'd be willing to drive to Hamilton, Ontario, because that's where you were going to go see Oasis, right? London, Ontario. But you said it's like three and a half hours. That one was three and a half, yes.

Downfall. Hamilton! That's a Tuesday night, so I'd have to come back and do the show, which is fine. I can just stay up all night. Or we just take Wednesday off. That's also an option.

Watching just random places around here just be like, yeah, I'm off today. Yeah. Sorry, I'm not doing a show today. That never occurs to me that that's even an option. I swear. I think we're the one that matters, though. Anyways.

But you're busy, you're busy. But I swear, if any of you, buy up the tickets before I can get my 9-inch nails tickets, and then I'll be done. He'll get me. I'll have seen all of my bucket list bands. I will have seen Oasis. I will have seen Weird Al. And then I'm going to go for this 9-inch Nail thing,

and I know I'm getting ahead of myself because I don't even have the tickets yet. And they sell out immediately every time. So I'm just going to not get too excited about it. I mean, not going to get into Vonnham. He already saw Kevin Costner when he was here. here for his band for the Texas Syracuse years ago. So it's, I mean.

No, not Costa. Kevin. Yeah, Kevin Cosner was here. It was? Yeah, he was like the... I thought it was the bacon. Kevin Bacon did too. We had Costa and Bacon.

I think, I think Cozner was like the first. Wow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then my only two

that you'll not, it's impossible to see would be Queen. I could, I mean, I could see Queen. I could see Queen with Adam Lamber. Why? Oh, why? What?

No, I don't want to break the news to him this early about Freddie Mercury. Oh, what's up? And then I've seen as much of Nirvana as I can physically see when I saw foo fighters. Yeah, you did see that. It was cool. With Pat Smear and Chris Nova Selle on stage, that's as close to a Nirvana reunion I'm going to get. Yep, that's pretty cool.

Without a hologram Kurt Cobain. Which would be lame. Which would be silly. You wouldn't, you would not enjoy that. It'd be weird. I don't remember if we had a Chi-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-E. Did we have a Che-C-C-C-C-C-C-S. Salza can't get enough

CheeChi I think we did Because it's coming back Cheeche's restaurants are back With a grand reopening Starting in Minnesota Some reason I think Ben Riley would know that I don't know why

But Ben Riley knows Like if I look at the Chi Chi Chi's logo I recognize it But I don't know if I'm recognizing it From the jar of salsa At the grocery store I'm remembering from the jar of salsa I don't remember it from being around here

I just assumed maybe it was It's Mexican food Chongas tacos, deep fried Mexican ice cream. Yup, all of that. Joe, I'm having the same memory. Like, why does it feel like we have one on Erie Boulevard? Is this? Am I just imagining this?

There were a couple over there of different things over there, but I don't really, again, I would have been too young to remember. Yeah. You know, Chi-Chi's. So. Well, the good news is if you're looking for an investment, you can be an early investor in the return of Chi-Chi's. Oh, well.

They're seeking investors. I mean, if I'm going to invest in anything, it's going to be something called Chi-Chi. Yeah. Put on my money. Why did Chi-Chi's close? Mosty is saying something. You don't want to know much. Chee-Chi's closed in 2003 primarily because of a hepatitis A outbreak.

I'm not going to invest in that. Which was the largest in U.S. history. Yeah, maybe we just, bro. Maybe you don't need to bring that back. I don't know much. You just rebrand yourself. Do anything. I'm just some, I ain't no fancy big city marketer.

I'm just a Southern boy. You're just a gentleman. I'm just a gentleman. I don't know much about marketing. But if your restaurant was linked to, quote, the largest hepatitis A outbreak in U.S. history, that's a tough hill to come back from, bud. Yeah, I don't know how we get that off.

You got a stink on you, Chi-Chi's. Yeah, that ain't no, uh, nothing. and I think you come back from. I feel like all you have to do is if we get one of those is just, oh, I remember, was there everyone here? Like, we just did. And you Google Cigi's, and that pops right up. And then you go, I don't care how clean you tell me it is, Chi, G.

This ain't like my funny little ha ha ha ha ha. I wait till you fail a restaurant inspection, and then I go to your restaurant because it's the cleanest it's going to be. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, you killed a dude. Did somebody die? Oh, I assume. Four deaths. Four deaths.

Yeah. The hepatitis outbreak, which sickened hundreds and resulted in four deaths. Yep. The severely damaged the brand's reputation. So then why bring it back? That's what I mean. What are we doing? Like, is someone that? Was there that much a clamoring around? Can't just open a different Mexican restaurant? Just anything else. You're just, I just want to open a Mexican restaurant so bad. All right, bud. Yeah. Maybe not that one. I don't know if you're rehabbing that brand, bud. I don't even know if, uh... I don't care how good your chimichongas are. I don't even know if we get the 4Ds, Digital Dill and Digital Dillon, Digital Dave. And I don't even those two could even wipe your... The 4Ds?

Right, we don't know. 4Ds. You want 4DHS. You're going to get Digital Dillon, Digital Dave. I don't have to tell you. With an A plus Amy on the end. Oh, yeah. With an A plus.

That's my fault. With an A plus. Leave that out. That's my fault. Because people are disgusting. When you walk in... Sorry, you're coming into half of a conversation. There's a neurovirus on a cruise ship again.

I don't think I'm going on another cruise. Maybe I am. We are saving up for one. But what I'm saying is fall all over the place. I'm sorry. I say I don't want to go on another cruise, but then as I was saying that, I remember we have that Royal Caribbean credit card

that gives us the points toward the cruise, so I probably got to go on another one. Can you put it towards anything else? I wish I could. But there's another neurovirus boat out there, just floating around. And Cody is right. Don't bring that back to shore.

Yeah, it says on the news, it returns after a norovirus outbreak. No. No, it doesn't. Pull that right back out. I don't get that. I don't get that. I'm sorry. No. No. No. But just a big broom handle and you push to get out. Not yet.

No, no, no, no, no. No. And you know why? Because people are disgusting scumbags. Anybody who has been on a cruise ship. This was before the pandemic. I never have. Dude, you walk into, for example, the Royal Caribbean, the big place you eat. is called the windjammer. I know.

I'm trying, bud. It's called the wind jammer. Kids love the windjammer because it's all... It's the biggest buffet. It's the biggest buffet. It's unlimited ice cream. Yeah, it's a Vegas buffet, but it's unlimited, right? So, when...

There's that one goddamn pesky thing. Does they have neurovirus? Here's the thing. Got to wash your hands. Exactly. When you walk in, and I'm not saying this in an insensitive way, but most of the people that work on the staff of a cruise ship are international. They're from all over the world.

Yeah. And they don't really speak the cleanest of English. Yeah. And they say, they're always right there going, Washy, washy. Yes. They go washy, washy. It's the line you hear.

Don't they even have like... Dude, when you walk into the windjammer. They were like, this isn't enough. People aren't listening. Put one in there. Let me explain to you what it's like to walk into the goddamn windjammer. You walk into the windjammer. there is a person standing in front of you going

Washy Washy, and right next to them, 10 sinks. They put so... Sinks. It's literally at the entrance. Imagine that. Imagine going into Tully's, and they're like, no, here's a sink first.

That's how gross people are. Watch people physically go, no, and they walk past it. I've never wanted to assault humans more than when I watched them just walk past the washy-washy station on a cruise ship. Even that it's a courtesy. Like, dude, I don't want, you're not clean.

Even if you washed your hands in your room before you came down. Just as a quick courtesy. You touched a bunch of stuff. Yeah, you're right. I don't know why it's crazy nowadays to act like we're in a society together. We're just a bunch of ants on an ant hill and we got to keep this all working together. No, I'll washy-washy-washy. If you washy-washy, but then you don't want to.

Washy, washy, and you get pooping the fried rice, and now we're all sick. Poop in the fried rice, the Josh Grossman story, coming soon to the Hallmark Channel. It's, you know, I hear all these things. It makes me so irate. I'm not going to make a list, but the pros and cons list that I make in my head, you know, people ask me about going on cruises, the cons are so much longer than the three pros. I know, bud. That I get.

I know. It's just wild. I know. I'd be mad. And it's like so dumb because everybody, like, I don't care how great you want to be to your customers on the cruise ship. Yeah. I know that you want them to have the best time of their life. Yep.

Force them to wash their hands. So you can't come in here unless you've washed your hands. Because I'd follow somebody around. I'd be like, I'd see them not wash their hands. And then I'd watch them just, they go over to the buffet. Oh, you're just going to grab that after you didn't wash your hands. So now no one could touch that because whatever poops on your hands. Yeah.

Oh, now you're grabbing silverware from over there. well, no one could touch silverware because you decided to use your poop hands for the silverware. And I just don't understand like the, I guess it's, I guess it's nice that I'm a good person and that you're a good person and we care about others. Because my brain can't comprehend. Your thought process is this person is telling us all the wash your hands and I'm not going to. No. Yeah, no. Like that you just have thought whatever is going on in your life is more important than the health and well-being of everybody else.

I can't relate to that. It's not like you're in McDonald's and there's the employees must wash hands sign that's there. And you just peed because now you're grabbing your to go order and you're just about to leave. Right. It's not that. We're all on a ship. Yeah. We are just, we are, we're just a giant petri dish.

And you're just going to be like, nah. 30 seconds to wash your hands. No. And then now we got an aerobirus on a cruise ship again. Which is just, and as two guys that have poopy issues to know that that can be avoided, but they still like, That makes me angry. It makes me angry when I watch people walk past the washy-washy-washy stuff.

No, there's stuff like that I just, I would not be able to. Like, because at least I get angry when I see people leave the bathroom without washing their hands, but at least then I go, well, I'm not going. Wherever they're going, I'm not going. Yep, oh well. On a cruise ship, we're all walking into the buffet together. Yep. Wash your hands, man.

It's a squeaky bean when you bite into it. It gives, it's one of those that gives me the anxiety. That's the same anxiety that I get when food touches. When it's really bad. Like this is like, I can't even. The thought of a squeak. They don't all squeak when you cook down at Green Mean. No, I don't.

No, but even, oh, boy. Like it hurts my jaw. Oh, boy. This is not a normal reaction to stuff like this and brushing teeth and food touching. No, that is because you are a Tylenol American, my friend. You are. My mom says she just did a PM, so. Oh, just.

I'm supposed to be like this at nighttime. My mom only took Tylenol when she was real hungover. Otherwise, she was fine. Callie doesn't like squeaky cheese. Squeaky cheese is okay, but the beans, no. Yeah, but beans, if you cook them down, they're good. But sometimes they don't. Green beans might be my favorite vegetable.

Really? I'm saying it out loud, yeah. Oh, I don't like the anxiety. No, Katie has the same sensory issues. I know the exact thing you're talking about. So good morning. This is K-Rock Saturday night. We will be at Ferrite Bear Farms and Polarmo.

I'll be playing the jolly green giant chewing on squeaky bees. Walk around brushing your teeth. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm going to be taking corn and mushing it into your mashed potatoes. Oh,

I'm going to have a mask where I just keep putting things in my eyeballs. Cody loves when people do that. That one is funny. I can touch my own eyeball. Saturday night, we will be there. It will sell out. Get your tickets now. Frightmer Farms, NY.

I'm going to just dress as your mom and walk around and just go, can you call me real quick? Oh, that's the worst. And then walk away from my phone. That's going to be my costume. My costume is I've hacked all of your phones. And I'm going to text you as your mom or dad or whoever your closest person in your life is. And it's just going to say, call me. And then when you do, not going to answer.

Yeah. Yeah. And then I'll call you back a couple of minutes. It's going to say, mom, and it's going to say, are you home? And you're going to go, why? I'm terrified. And what's weird. Like Peter, just a little bit there.

Here's what's weird. If I can just say this, I have a, we all have that anxiety when our mom's taxed us or whomever in our lives tax us with the, can you call me? And I've always lived in fear of what am I going to call my mom and she's going to tell me? And then the one time she did have to tell me my grandmother passed away. Yeah. She just texted me during this show To say, Nanny passed away last night

It was just done Was I here? Do I remember this? It happened right in here It happened right in here So I've lived in this fear of call me Josh Hey Josh can you call me And being told terrible news

And then when it ended up being terrible news It was just out and during the show Yep She apologized She's like sorry for telling you this during the show No I get that Just wait Just wait

If somebody I was wait till after and then when it actually happens. Right. No. Anyways, I digress. Saturday night, hope to see you at Freightmare Farms. So a 22-year-old enrolled in high school in Minnesota. All right.

Minnesota. I'm going to show you. That's what happens with Joe Biden's America. You go to Minnesota and they all enroll in high school. This is what's going on. That's why I moved out to the Baja. I moved out of the Baja to get out of the Libawoke, Minnesota. They let lib wokes go back to high school just to make clay pots to put their trans pills in.

Transgender for everybody. The guy doesn't look anything like a teenager. Is it like if I were trying to go? Bro, he's a rough, 22. I'm going to show you this in Twitch if you want to get in here. Twitch.com.T.V. slash K-Rock, C&Y. My man's a rough 22.

Why no one questioned? Oh, did he actually kind of get through the process? I'll play the story for you. Now they're demanding the superintendent resign. Yeah, sorry, but. Well, the Super Nintendo doesn't have anything to do with it, does he? I don't know how that works. Isn't just like the principal?

I guess somebody's got to fall for it, so he's at the top, you know? I mean, he wouldn't have enrolled the kid. It would have just been. Yeah, I don't think the superintendent has any, like, if I wanted to go to ESM, the principal. Or like some guidance counselor maybe. Yeah, that's what I mean, like those couple, like, oh, you're transferring here. Okay, where are you coming from?

Oh, the workforce. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm in the workforce. Why? Yeah, no. Right now, the lawmaker that represents White Bear Lake is calling for the district superintendent to resign. That after discovery of a 22-year-old man posing as a 17-year-old student there. In a letter, state representative, Elliot Ingen, says, this breach allowed the man to commit illegal sexual acts against the minor.

Yeah, that's apt-off. A catastrophic lapse in basic enrollment. You're all fired. protocols. This representative looks younger than the 22-year-old. Yes, he does. Tonight we had our Babs Santos. You're all fired. Yeah, you're all going to go down to this. Babs, you also spoke with State Representative Elliott Engen. Yeah, and he says, now is the time to enhance school district verification requirements and improve resources for districts to implement robust background and identity checks. Currently, White Bear Lake High School and many other

school districts require a birth certificate, driver's license, or utility bill, and immunization records from enrollees. The district has said while enrolling this individual, we followed our enrollment process, which is as rigorous as state law allows. However, it admits the alleged imposter used fraudulent documents and a false identity to gain entry. Now, Engin wants all districts to have the same standards for identity verification, replacing exemptions for migrant students. Show his photo. And he's already having conversations about possible legislation with a handful of his colleagues. I think that this is White Bear Lake potentially trying to save face.

And this guy looks so much younger. Yes, he does. He could enroll in high school. He absolutely could. I doubt that this would have happened because it doesn't seem to be happening anywhere else. There is. This is the suspect in a... That's the guy.

Come on, man. The guy looks 40. You got it. to be kidding me. They, nobody questioned this. Nobody was like, all right. The guy looks older than me. I guess you could be at the least 19.

But like not, he doesn't look like that. I'm saying. Like, were they just so blind to it? They were like, yeah, he looks like 19, I guess. Because I mean, I guess every high school has that kid who looks way, like, when my kid's on sports teams, I'm like, that guy drive here? I had all the hair. I had this then.

Did you? Not to the. I couldn't grow the big, you know, as full, but I absolutely had the big beard. And, you know, I could grow all that. So, but I wasn't passing for, you know, I wasn't trying to be. 16 year old? Yeah, I was 16 year old. Here's one of the parents, I believe, reacting.

They just feel very unsafe and they were really hurt. I had people be having some pretty tough conversations. How did it happen? My first initial reaction, I wasn't quite sure what to think because it's like, how does a 22-year-old get into school? It just doesn't seem real. People need to be aware that there is a predator, not only in our neighborhood, but at our children's school. You never know who you're with. And why did this man have access to all these students?

Yeah. I don't know, man. That's a wild story. I hope schools learn from it. Yeah, that's just, yeah, it's not good. He's just got that face where he could be. He's either 40 or he's 17. I don't know.

I feel like looking at it here, if you look at them close enough and you're there, I don't see high school. Yeah, I don't either, but Katie thinks that he could probably pass. I don't know. It's rough. Who knows? I don't know. It's a learning experience for all of us. Now we know.

They're all fired, though. I agree. Yeah, they got to go down for this. Years ago, today, October 2nd, 1995. Yep. Ninety-five. What's the story? Morning glory.

Oh. I don't feel like. Oh, he's grunted. I thought he was here drumming. Oh, a lot of banger. Such a good. Somebody steal your tambourine? No.

Oh, it's just behind. I know that we're annoying with our love for always, but I don't care. Remember that time we saw them? Oh, we did, though! It was a month ago, though. Hello. Oh, what a song. I can't believe it is. I love this band so much.

I can't believe that we saw them live. It was so incredible. I would say they're lucky that they're not closer. I'm lucky they're not closer a bunch. I'd be broke going. I would. gone to many. I, dude, it was, I googled it.

I was very close. To going back? To being like, I hope you want to go, but I'm going. I'm leaving in 20 minutes. Yeah, it was such a high. I'm driving back down now. And he came back, I'm going to, I'm going to go to night too. I go to night too.

I googled tickets. I know, buddy. I had to. I know. I digress. Happy 30th birthday to one of our favorite albums. I will never digress. I won't either.

I'm not going to digress. Happy, happy Thursday. Let's not forget tonight is Cocoa Puffs. All Oasis songs. I'll just sit there. Well, I closed out. So for those of you that don't watch Whiskey Wednesday, first of all, how dare you?

How dare you? First of all, how dare you? First of all. But we watch music videos. And I picked the music videos based on albums that were released 30 years ago. 1990s. I love the 90s. I love music videos.

After that, they stopped kind of making music videos. So, like, I kind of picked 30 years, and last night I closed the show with Champaign Supernova. I forgot he had a beard for a little bit. Yes, he did. But I put it at the end of the show because I know that, listen, not everybody loves the oasis like we do. Yeah, I mean, sorry. So tonight's Coco Puffs, presented by so many amazing friends. East Coast Emeralds over there in North Syracuse behind the Daily Diner.

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They do whatever they want. They see a rule book and they take a poo on it. So tonight's show 7 o'clock. Don't forget, we are in our fall show hours. Thank you, Susan, for the commands in Twitch. Full time. So, Holiday Inn Express. Is testing a new scent-based alarm clock, Cody?

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill.

I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day. It is. It's a delicious. It's a good for him.

It's perfect way to start the day. It's perfect way to start the day. It's perfect way to start the day. It works like a diffuser. And yes, you're all saying fart. It's all going to be farts. No, I'll say. That's kind of how I wake up in here.

Why? Something broken? Fart smells kind of way. Yeah, something is absolutely broken inside of that. Yes. Yes. They are trying different sense. No.

Sents. What? I'll give you the rundown. They're going to be that weird. They all smell like bathroom. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Bathroom sprays.

But I just know that when I, if I were to use a scent-based alarm clock. Yeah. I don't know if a smell would wake me up. Would it wake you up? I need a sound or a light. I don't want, no, maybe, but it would have to be pretty powerful.

And I don't want a giant like, I'm awake now, Jesus! You know what I mean? That's not how I want to be woken up. And I know myself, I'm going to go, oh, I'm having a stroke. What am I smelling? I'm having a stroke. Call it, Damiena Krause.

No, I, no, if, to be woken up, you know, like that startling, I'd rather just have my usual way to wake up when I don't want to. And that's else the bitch slapping me with her paw because I'm taking you long to wake up. Yeah, how dare you? I'll deal with that. Holiday Express is testing set-based alarm clocks similar to diffusers. They release a scent of your choice when it's time to wake up. The options are coffee, bacon, blueberry muffin.

Muffin. Blueberry. Blueberry muffins. No, see that. I wouldn't wake up because of that. If anything, I would just be like, coffee smell. Someone's making muffins.

Nothing is making muffins. And then you just go back to sleep, making noise. and drool over the microphone. It's supposed to improve your experience by giving you a nice pleasant smell to wake up to. They have a bunch of options. Like in Japan, you can choose Nashi Pair, which I've never smelled.

Or in Singapore and Thailand, you can choose mango. Okay. I mean, I'm sleeping through a smell, though. There's no smell that's waking me up. Unless my house is on fire.

I'm not waking up. Yeah. No, I mean, you can blow a bong rip into my face. That way I'm like, ooh, do you want to be waking up?

That may be, but I mean, you're going to have to, you know, I have to pay $20 extra to usually have somebody come up from a hotel. Yeah. And wake me up with a big old bong rip into the face. Yeah, that's a special service he pays for.

Yes. Sarah and our Twitch chat's right. If I wake up to the smell of coffee and then there's no coffee, murder. Like, if I wake up to bacon and I'm like, I'm like, I get some bacon. Just kidding. There's no bacon. Sikes.

Oh, the hotel psyched me. Oh, the hotel tricked me into thinking there'd be bacon. Holiday Inn hit me with a psych. In the U.S., in general, coffee and bacon would be the most popular scents. But there's other options they're offering. Apple pie, donuts, popcorn, pumpkin spice. Yeah, I mean, I'm just picturing these, as much as I like all of those scents. I'm picturing them in, like, the worst possible form of the scent.

You know what I mean? You know, and you're like, ooh, apple pie. And you smell and you go, oh, apple pie. That's not apple pie. Too perfumey or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Another great point. If I'm being woken up to the smell of a delicious apple pie

and there ain't a pie sitting on my window so cooling before my gets home, I want to be mad. Right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Susan, I swear to God, if I accidentally pick salmon option, I'll be furious. Dude, Cody's room accidentally has the fish smell. Well, I was in the Seattle, so, you know, one of them's fish market. You chose scallops?

You chose scallops? Did you choose bacon wrap scallops? I did on accident. You know what I put? I thought it was a menu. I put this smell of gasoline in mine. Give me fuel, give me five. Ha!

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You can't tell the police you were speeding because you had to go potty. I've tried it. Doesn't work. I was doing. That's what you're just doing right now? Full house. It's all right? Full house in the bathroom?

Me, Gomez, and... And Rick Gary? We're all trying to be the exact amount. Oh, did you guys hold hands? We did. That's nice. Anybody crossed the streams? Yeah, Rick Gary, you dirty dog!

Yeah, we did a little bit. Police in Florida pulled over a Toyota Camry going 124 miles an hour. I didn't know the Camry could go 124 miles an hour. That's impressive. No. A hundred and twenty-four miles an hour. In a Toyota Camry, but I thought they flew apart at that speed. Yeah, I'm going to say that thing was rattling, I bet.

After it was caught racing a motorcycle at 3 a.m., driver claimed he was speeding because he had to go to the bathroom. The Camry driver did not have a license. Oh, that's red flag number one. Number two, it's all happening at 3 in the morning. Where are there going at 3 in the morning? I do not know. I don't know, but it does that. That's not an excuse you can use.

No, I mean, especially at 3 in the morning. Maybe if you had a license, it might be, you know what I mean? And you just start peeing a little bit. But if you don't have a license in three of the morning, it ain't going to matter. I have to go to the bathroom. Great. Great. You're also not driving with a license.

Yeah, you can either, you know, poop right now in your own car. We are a week away from the opening of the spook-tecure. No. C&Y's not so scary, half-mile Halloween walk for the family through long branch, Nine themed sections including pumpkin patch, dinosaur dungeon, being asked to share an interesting fact about yourself during a meeting. And the skeleton graveyard starts next Thursday, every Thursday through Sunday through October, 5 to 9. Dress the kids, bring your dogs and get your admission now. It's by the car load.

So if you can fit eight people in your van, that's just one pass. Yeah, do it. Spooktacular stroll.com, bud. That's going to be fun. Presented by our friends at Great Lakes, Honda. They could bring your dog on Thursdays. Come on a dog and dog will eat? You're talking and make sure you have a poop on the ground.

You pick it up because that's the scariest part of Sputacular Stroll. Have to pick up your dog poop? If you don't pick up your dog poop on Thursday and someone steps in it. That's the scariest. That's the next scary track. I'm going to read this study, this survey that was done. I can't read. I can't read.

And there's a phrase that's used in this study that I love. I'm going to tell you that phrase first, and then I'll tell you the study. Groin to groin contact. What's up? Nice. Yo, what up, baby? A new survey of people in the UK and America have found the number of people that have had sex at a music festival. Nice.

groin to groin contact. Is that an app we use next time we go to Carrochthon? Groyne to Groyne. It's groin to groin. It's a groin, the number two, groin. We all just kind of walked up next to each other and just like, just press them real quick. And then you just walk away.

That was my boy band in the other 2000. Groy to groin to groin. Groy. Groyne to groin. Groy to groin. How many people do you, I don't know how to ask you this, because I don't know how you would answer in a way I want. want you to.

Mm-hmm. But how many do you think had sex? How many people have had sex at music festivals? Oh, man. Like 10,000. See, I don't know how you'd answer this. The answer is one in five, which seems incredibly high. I mean, those people probably are pretty high.

So I would imagine that, yes, that is it. I would hope. And I'm not ignorant. I know that you guys have growing to growing contact at many K. Rockathons. Some of you have procreated at K Rockathons and Port-a-Johns. It's your life. Yes.

I just keep it out of the eyes of the kids or whatever. I don't know. There's a kid that want us to fight his goddamn dad for him. You wish, but I don't know. I can get involved. Now, if it's a festival with camping, then it seems like that makes sense. Like, if it's a camping festival, you're probably going to do it in your tent. That's going to raise the numbers.

Yes. But if it's just a day show. You're just sneaking off to... Like a warp tour or a K. Rockadon or something like that. Yeah. They had to get it in. You're sneaking off to bump uglies? That definitely has to happen.

It's got to. Oh, it definitely does again. Yes. It was a grown man looking for his father. That's what I mean. So it happens. It's so gross to me. I mean, I'm an old man.

I don't know what you kids are up to nowadays, but it's so gross to me that anybody would do it in a porta potty to me. You would? honestly you would Depends Depends What are the what are the What are the what depends

I mean How hot she is You can say that Yeah just like I don't I don't know Yeah Are we not going to see each other again Type deal so it's got to be then

Like if it If you go in there and it like smells like poop It's probably not going to be So easy But I mean Dude's are gross So I can't think of any situation

where I could do the sex in a port of John, you know? Vagina. Yeah, he makes a good point. That's my, that's my, that's my, that's your counter argument, you know what I can't, counter argument, counterpoint. Vagina. And you know he's not wrong, he's not wrong. All right, so more of this death.

But, no, I don't, yeah. There is groin to groin contact. Nice. More often than you may think. According to a new survey, one in five people, that's about 90s. 17% of people attending. Attending. Okay.

I don't want to get in trouble, but I can already see Mr. Crabbs' gears turning. Can we upcharge him now? They're going to do it. If they're going to make one a sex part of my name. Mr. Crabbs started to work out an angle on this. A humpabody. We got the OG pass.

We got the OG Plus. Yeah. And then we got the hump pass. Now the hump pass. Now that one involves. We make a little bedroom. Who have attended, 19% of people who have attended a music festival. in the last five years have done it.

38% with a stranger. That's even crazier to me. But that's what I mean. It's that one, you meet somebody there the first time, and they're like, oh, where are you from? I'm here at Loud Rock Music Festival in middle of state town. But like, I live in New York. Oh, I live in Ohio.

Oh, never going to see. You're going to see you again. Oh, well, you want to use the. sex porta potty? Mr. Crabbs out of? Eyeball has named it the G to G pass, the groin to groin pass available, yep.

So, and then, you know, alcohol takes over. I'm just in a different world. Depending on the drugs. I'm just in a different world where I hold intercourse at like a different level, I think,

then a lot. Dietz's lady in chat says, just go do it in the woods, okay? That would be way more attainable than a port of John for me. Yeah, but there's, there's the privacy.

That's why I think you're going in the port of John for me. because the door closes. I'm all about the woods. Outside sex is awesome. That's very enjoyable. 53%. You're at a festival.

They're going to see your wiener. 53% did it with a significant other. 16% with a friend or somebody they came to the festival with. Nice. Another 16% hooked up with an axe at a festival. Oh. And do you know which festival had the most sex? Burning Man.

Oh, I didn't even. Gross. Honestly, when you were doing this... Sandy hippie sex. This is what I was... That's what I was picturing in my head. Something like that anyway, where they're taking... You're taking those drugs that make you horny.

You know what I mean? Exist. Yeah, you're doing all that stuff. I assume they're all, they're dancing around, and it's the desert, so there's a bunch of scannily clad people. 47%... I'm going to give you a couple stats here. 47% of people of Bernie Man claimed they've had sex at Burning Man.

That's a real, that's, I don't know if that's high or low. I feel like it's kind of like that's the vibe. You go to that and, you know what I mean? Probably a good amount of people are like, not that we're here to do the sex. Right. You know. Now this one disturbs me. How clean the floors are.

The most popular, and I've seen these videos, the most popular copulation location is, like at a music festival, the most popular location to do it. is... Port-a-potty. No. I don't know anywhere. Not the port-a-potty?

Not the woods. Literally in the crowd. 33% of people did it in the crowd. Ha! You just get behind and just... Stop bumping into me. Or you just... Yeah, I think it on the ground or just... Good God, man.

Maybe you're just like standing up and doing it. That's so horny. You're just soaking. All right, I'm in. Don't move. That's so horny. I agree, text line. The world needs more Josh's left. Cody's filthy center.

Doing it in the woods. The most popular position. No, not in the, no. Most popular position is doggy style. I don't know what to tell you. Because, yeah, that's... Tax signs is Burning Man legit has an orgy tent. Yeah.

Didn't it burn down or something happened with it? Remember? Yeah. Eric says Burning Man has an orgy. What? Sure. I'm going to live in my innocence. I don't want to know about it.

I got to go, though. Is that still happening right now, Burning Man? I don't think you can get in or out, but... Oh, I'll get in and out. Oh, boy. And then again. You can text me anonymously. Have you hooked up at a festival text line?

No. You're thinking awfully hard about this. I'm going through a lot of years. Through the last few years here. I don't know. No. No. All right.

Anybody you can text us anonymously. I just want to know. You hook up. I don't know. Thursday means Cocoa Puffs. Gonna have fun time. Cody gonna show you all that good good tonight on our Twitch channel, 7 o'clock.

I don't know if there's like a spooky... Spooky scary video games, but I don't know if there's like a spooky... You don't... You're adorable. You act like you're going to have time to play video games. You just run your mouth. Every week I do it and I turn it on and then all of a sudden it's 7. You start telling us a story at 7 and then before you know it's 720 and you're like,

oh, I guess I got on. Mm-hmm. He's just a little chatty, little Kathy on that show. It's a little chatty little Kathy. Thursday night, Coco Puffs, the show, too dangerous for radio, because it's about... Cannabis. Oh!

See all the stuff we can't tell you about on the airwaves tonight at 7 p.m. on Twitch. Thanks to our friends at Joe's Buds, Sweetgrass, and East Coast Emeralds. But yet, weirdly, they can show it on the news. Which I still haven't been able to figure that out yet. I can tell you the angle. Do they just not say it? No. because if you do it in like a news fan,

like they're not smoking it. They're not consuming it. So if we were talking about it in the lunch buds capacity, we could then, you know what I mean? Because then everything we do with that part of it is... We've been told the FCC won't allow us to show products, mention products, even say like what the milligrams are.

We can't be specific with anything. But the news will just like show whole dispensaries and stuff. I don't know what the rules are. We should get like a lawyer to tell us. Right, because we're giving it like in lunch bodes is informative. We're like, we're talking about... We're giving a lot of information, yeah. Like, very good, like, the stuff you need to know if you're going to use cannabis.

Yeah, like, for your own safety. Not just that the news got paid by somebody to go over there and show their shop. No, we want to, well, I'll be, I gotta figure out a dial. I don't, I don't figure what we're allowed to do. Cody, let's focus here, shall we? Okay. Please. I'm very good at that.

Is it Mikey Jordan? From Brooks River. I don't... Of the Katami National. Park in Alaska. Alaska? Weighing over 1,200 pounds, you have a new fat bear week champion. Oh, I forgot about Fat Bear Week.

They already crowned a champion? Oh! 32 chunk fat bear. Woo! It's on my screen if you want to see him. 32 chunk is a large male brown bear. Look at him. Who weighs over 1,200 pounds.

Yo! Highly dominant bear in the Brooks River area. He has a scar on his muzzle. Because... Had a broken but healing jaw, I guess, at some point. Damn. He suffered a broken jaw and other injuries during mating season. Because chug!

He likes... He does. He gets a little rough. I mean, everyone likes to get bit, right? Despite it. And really, he likes... You always got a love with an athlete can overcome an injury. Right?

Despite his permanent disability to his jaw, he ate and he gained weight, baby, and he is ready. Champion. That's what champions are made of. They wake up. They wake up and they win. Listen. He is the winner of Fat Bear Week, 2025. Congratulations.

Chunk. 32, chunk. And I agree with people. I don't understand. Why? I friend-shaped, if not friend. I want to hug it so bad, and I want to be its friend so bad. I don't understand why friend-shaped then.

I would guarantee if we got close to that, I don't want to hug it anymore. Yeah, I've heard they smell, too. Yeah, because. I want to pat a bear, though. I've never, oh, so many animals I haven't gotten the past. Set a new record with more than 1.5 million votes. I'm going to credit us for that. That's all of our listeners.

Well, I mean, I'm a little pissed off, though, if only 1.5 million voted. Not all 3 million of our voters. Yeah. Chuck managed to gain significant weight during the late summer, focusing on a lot of salmon. Do that? Did you ever watch that channel outside of this? It was just, there were bears that would find a spot.

Yeah, dude. And for half an hour would just... And that's part of the story, because I guess this year's salmon run was extraordinary. It was awesome. Like it was an astonishing salmon run in Katami. How do I say this again? Katmi? Katami.

I have no idea. It's the National Park. Yeah. It's up in Alaska. But like Cody said... You'll go see it now, you said the bitches. Like Cody said, there was live streams of these things. Yeah.

And there were just like 10 bears in a stream grabbing a salmon eating it. Grabbing a salmon eating it. And then whatever scraps were left, the seagulls would fly in and get that, dude. Yeah. That was crazy, man. They were, I can see how they gain that much. Mm-hmm. But still, the advertising works on me, except for there.

Yeah, I don't want salmon. Usually if, like, you know, there was like a, you know, a big puma, and you were just whipping rotissory chickens at him, and he's eating them. Eventually, I'm going to be like, let me get rotissory chickens real quick. Park Superintendent Mark Stern said, quote, Fat Bear Week enables people from around the world to actively engage in learning about bears while cheering for their favorite competitor. Congratulations, 32 chunk.

Good for him. So when do they go to bed? Is he now? Like, are we, is he done? No, I bet, no, I bet they keep going, man. I bet to, well, I don't know if the salmon run's still going, but I bet they go buck wild for another out there. When is it?

Well, okay, Alaska. Yeah. When does it start to snow in Alaska? I probably could have just asked when bears hibernate. Catmai. Catmai Park. In late August or September? So I think that, yeah, I don't know if that's right.

When do bears start to hibernate in Alaska? October November. So they're going to go ham for about a month now with whatever else they can get. Living the dream, man, just eating a huge meal and sleeping for a month. That's it. That's what we all strive for out there, you know what I'm saying? Cocoa Pops. Yes.

Be there. Twitch.tv slash K-Rox, C&Y. Presented by Sweetgrass, Joe's Buds and East Coast Emeralds. Now, finally, this is the kind of data I'm waiting for. Okay. No, no, your silly lib news sources. I go immediately. Oh, look, and this guy.

To the annual drive-thru reports. Reporting on America's drive-thrus. I'm a drive-thru connoisseur. I use them on the regs. Okay. And they found that despite all of this AI that people are putting into the drive-thrus this year, nine seconds slower. Oh, okay.

When they want to do stuff fast, I was wondering why they do stuff like the recording at the start when it's just going to be somebody, Hi, welcome to Taco Bell. Would you like to use the mobile app today? Yes. Hey, how you doing this to Taco Bell? I'm going to help you with something?

I bet. Yeah, I just said the mobile order for a lot, you know what I mean? As somebody who's banned, like, I mean, we're in like a marketing world. We know how marketing works. I bet there's a study that shows that people like to be greeted, as soon as they pull up to the drive-frew. Oh, it's got, or anywhere.

So that's why that place. It's got to be because the, the Bucke's thing, the restaurants, the every place that says within. I mean, we had that rule at Price Shopper for a little while that if there was anybody within, I forgot the stupid radius because, of course, they spent money to figure out what radius. You had to greet them. And if you didn't, because I got points taken off because I didn't to a secret shopper. And that's the one thing I got nailed on. They're like, oh, you didn't greet him within it.

It was in your three-foot radius. Like I said, how you doing? I talked to him and brought them all over to the thing. Because I bet there was a study that came out that found people spent 13 cents more if they're greeted immediately or whatever. If you say hi to them. In touch, Insight, released its annual drive-through study.

I have that magazine, but it's way different. Way different. We don't, Kyle and Chat says Taco Bell's AI messes up his order. We don't have AI drive-thrus up here yet. The least that I've encountered. I use the mobile app for everything, and then I drive up and say, Mobile order for Cody.

Same. And they said, okay, please pull forward for an hour. And I go, no. And I stay right at the window now because, yep, I'm that guy now. Are you? Yeah. I'm not pulling ahead. No.

Now I'll wait right here. No way right here. You're not going to give everyone else their food while you're still doing. We're going to make yours. Well, so there's stuff that you're going to make theirs. We're going to make theirs. We're going to make theirs. It's going to be right here.

Because you're not, because you're making profit off me waiting. My time is worth something. I'll be right here. Um, no, I. I What was I just going to say? I totally flaked on what I was going to say. I ruined it for you.

No, you did it because I was going to say something and I forgot. It doesn't matter. Playtime, zap. Oh, no, that's what I was going to say. What you said, pull up. Mobile overcolle. No, this is my experience.

Hey, mobile order for Josh. Yep. I don't. I know it says right here at this location. I have a mobile order for Joshua. Yeah. Oh, me. I think maybe.

That could be you. Do you think maybe that could be me? Yep. I've only gotten like one. That happened so much. Once or twice it's been like Cody L. I'm like, is there another? Is there another?

No. Okay. Yes. I know it's a big leap. If there's no other Cody's there than you. I know it's a big leap, but that's. It is confusing. Joshua is just the long version of,

of anyways. Joshua G? I have an order here for Josh G. I have who. Joshua G? No, I don't know who that is. This is Josh G. Please leave our restaurant, sir.

You're bothering us. I think you ordered it the Amsterdam. It's exactly Nate Bargatsy's bit about when he goes to the, when he goes to the airport. You have to watch a special. I'm not going to ruin this bit. I've seen a couple of it's not, I mean, I don't remember. But for some reason, his name is Nathan, but his driver's license says Nathaniel.

Yes. And they look at it and they can't. make that leap. He goes, no, it's the same name, but it's not. I have an order for a Joshua, and you need to leave our restaurant, sir. Interesting. Who do you think was the fastest? I had the top five.

Rankings. Let's see. I'm trying to think. Speediest. McDonald's is, no, because you pull up a bunch. Burger King, you wait in the line a lot, but you never, ever have to pull forward. So I'm going to keep it on the top of my head. I don't think it's Taco Bell.

It's going to be somebody that I'm not thinking of. Now, I'm going to give you a sidebar stat because you'll like. this. Okay. Burger King and Wendy's ranked first in accuracy. Yeah. So they're the most accurate. Because you might hang out for Burger King in their line for a second.

It's going to be exactly what you order. Yeah, and I've never had them be like, can you pull forward? I mean, if you have, okay. The fastest drive-thru. Taco Bell does it again. I love my Downer Street Taco Bell. Yeah. They're fast.

Whoever owns those franchises. I don't know if you own the one that's going to open out in Maddie. Oh, where's the fancy one, manless? Yes. I don't know if it's the same people. But they run a tight chip, and they even put a little piece of paper in your bag that says, if you had any issues, please email me. I like that.

Yeah, no, the Taco Bell, by me is pretty good. Taco Bell's number one, KFC's number two. Oh, I didn't even think. You might not know what you're getting, but KFC's number two. They'll get your food, though. Tim Hortons, we don't have anymore. No. Number three, and then Arby's.

Arby's. Slowest drive-thew. Who do you think is the slowest drive-thru? McDonald's. No. No? Um, I don't even making that face. Chick-fil-A.

Oh, yeah. Seven minutes. No, that's a whole song and dance. Because there's a hundred are you there at every, at any time or whatever. So. I got to pull up and talk to a person. Yeah. And then another person makes me stop so that I can get, giving my money.

No, just go in. And then a third stop, I sit there and have a blessed day. Yep. Although right across, I mean, Syracuse there, that shake shack. Mm-hmm. It's moving. It's moving. It's moving.

People's fighting. And again, I can't speak on any of the AI drive-thrus because we don't have one yet. No. They don't have one yet. No. All right. Here's how we're going to do this. Radio World, we're going to hand you off to the 90s at 9.

Oh, we're going to go now? Yeah, because I get to, we get to do our own 90s and 90s. Our order is ready early. It is. We're telling you to pull backwards instead of forwards because it's not, it's already ready. It's already ready. I'll take a big potato. Gaming stream.

It's ready now. It's going to be Coco. Cody's going to be solo. Let's see. I'll be over Tracy Road equipment today. If anybody's going to The Taste of Tracy Road, I'll be your MCO over there. Right now I'm playing Madden as opposed to nothing else. I don't know. Sorry, I see wrestling, but no, but nothing else. Maddener wrestling right now.

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