The Show - BEAR NECESSITIES

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

Steelers are out & we have the next round of playoff games. Who knew Stanley cups were so great for breast milk. A bear keeps breaking in to the same Tennessee candy shop. High Strangeness explores the ‘Stone Tape Theory’ & so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. It's good morning, happy. Tuesday.

Right? Tuesday? Yeah. Yes. Yesterday. I was doing what I thought yesterday was for a sec. Nope. This is K-Rock. They were just showing,

you got to just buckle up with me here because sometimes these random thoughts coming to my head. Magusta? They were just showing like aerial footage of Cato because Cato has a boil water advisory and you're like, I can all see Hamone's house. Yeah, well, it said it was that they did an audit

and there was mismanagement and improper billing. Right, right. A lot of stuff up there. So, like, this is in reference to the aerial shot and flying over the city of Cato or the town of kid. Yeah. I watched Willie Wonka in the Chocolate Factory a million times. One of my favorite movies of all time.

At the end of the movie, they get in the class elevator, blast through, sorry to spoil it if you haven't watched it. At the end of it, Charlie and Grandpa Joe, get in the elevator, the Wonkavator, if you will. Thanks. I'll tell your mother to cancel the rental then. Yeah, forget it. It was my weekend. And they blast through the ceiling and then they just fly over the city.

Yeah. Why? Why do they have to do that? Willie Wonka says, I've pushed every button but one in this elevator. And then it just shoots up and flies around the city. Why? Honestly, I mean, look at the rest of that movie. Yeah, I guess you're right.

But I never... They sucked a fat kid through a chocolate tube. True. True. But I honestly don't know what. They had to do that part. I never thought about that. Why did we have to fly up through the goddamn, ruin the ceiling, the glass ceiling.

It's going to cut us to a million bits. Wait, is that, is that it? We're shattering the glass ceiling. He shatters the glass ceiling. There's one button, there's only one thing left to do and that shatter the glass ceiling. I don't know if it's that deep. And they just did it. I'm just sitting here wondering why they had to fly around the town because they see Charlie's

house and all of that. I mean, it's shack. I'm sure that there's probably... And then where does it land, Lottie? Good point. There's probably some literary English teacher that's wearing a way too long of dress today. Okay.

Very flowy. Looking like Lori Ingalls Wilder. Uh-huh. Gonna try to teach you some weird lesson about how there's an allegory or a much deeper meaning or how it's a metaphor for them flying over the city.

Okay. You know? Okay. Yeah, them finally really being above all of the... Okay, they've risen above their whatever? I don't know. I've just had that thought now.

I've never really analyzed that scene. I don't know what it does. I mean, that's clearly a big finale. They blast through the ceiling and then you see the shot of that glass... I don't know if they're hanging from a helicopter or how the hell they filmed that, but it's this giant glass elevator

flying all over town, and I just don't know why. Let me see. Is it just literally a flex? Like, Willie one off just like, watch this. You want to watch this? Yeah, I've only haven't pressed one button. Check this out.

We're going to go fly around the town. Let's see. Let me see if it puts it up there. Showgirl Jennifer on the text line. Thanks for spoiling it. I told you, I'm sorry. If you have not seen it yet, it's only been out for about 50 years. Any or any answer?

Ask Cody A.I. Well, what does your thing say? I did ask AI, and it says that the great glass elevator blasts through the ceiling because it is an up and out elevator designed to fly anywhere. symbolizing Charlie's moral journey and new limitless future as the factory's heir. So Jojo just put in chat.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the point of that. Let's see. One else. I mean, this one, this one, I kind of,

I think it kind of goes with what I was saying. It goes with Charlie, how he has shattered the glass ceiling because he was a humble, living, you know, with eight weird, farty old people. Yeah.

So I think it might be, like that. Yeah, Joe just says my eyes are barely open and I'm Googling for you. Mitch says, how does this tie in to the Boywater advisory in Cato? Because they were doing like an aerial shot with a drone and it looked like that. Yeah, and they're doing like a spinny around. And I didn't know why we, anyways. This is

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Go get your tickets. So a 29-year-old woman named Ariana was arrested on a misdemeanor charge. Oh, okay. Because she stole a coat. worker Stanley Cup. Now it's a $60 Stanley Cup. Was it like an accident? Or was it like, she saw it

in the kitchen and it was like, oh. Well, they went to like the office security footage. They saw Ariana eyeing the cup. Like, the way this is described is almost like cartoonish. Yeah, I was going to say, what do you mean? Yeah.

Eyeing the cop, hiding it in her lunchbox and walking out with it. Oh, ma'am, we didn't think you stole it, but then we saw you do that. with your hands and fingers where you tap them all sinister like? She then said, quote, this cup would be great to hold my breast milk. Nice.

Ariana has since quit that job. Yeah. We don't know she actually did squeeze her breast milk in it. But why? I mean... I guess I don't know much about breast milk, so it's got to be in a cold. It's got to be... Yeah, I think because you can freeze it, right?

The ladies do that when they have deal water. They freeze it. So, I mean, it could go in your Stanley Cup and then it would stay cold for a long time. And then if you're... But it comes out of your mammary is warm. It's body temp, right? So why would you need to chill?

Mine does. Oh, yours does? Well, because I think, I don't know, maybe... Well, if your baby's... Your baby is getting it straight from the tap, it's warm. So maybe, I don't know. Just preference. Some babies prefer iced boob milk.

They don't like it cold. Or does it go bad? It will spoil. Yeah, it's milk. Yeah, it'll go bad. It's lady milk. From the tap, it's okay. But once you're done, once you're putting it in a little mug,

Once you're putting in a little mug for later times, she's got to put it in the fridge. Man, I really know nothing about female anatomy, huh? We did it. I mean, I know it squeezes out of body temp. Yeah. And then not to compare women to cows, but like, same with a cow, but then a cow's milk needs to be pasteurized,

but a lady's milk doesn't need to be pasteurized. And then a cow's milk needs to be chilled, but so does a lady's milk need to be chilled. Mm-hmm. Good night, folks. Oh, tax line says breast milk is only good for four hours at room temp. Good to know. Okay, yeah.

That's good to know. No, I know zero comparisons. Mm-hmm. About any of the milkings. Kelly says you have two kids and don't understand breast milk? No, they were both formula kids. I don't know about, I don't know about boob milk. Just the videos I watch on the internet.

Right. But if you're saying it's only four days refrigerated, so maybe she means, I don't know, I'm thinking too much about it. Maybe she has like, she pumped yesterday. Yeah. She's got chilled breast milk. Or. Then the Stanley Cup can keep it cold.

Or is she. just using it. She just means in general, because that's her what is she going to put her coffee in there? Oh, it'll be good for some brass milk. Sure. Boom. Well, regardless, she doesn't have that job anymore. What was that

about? Off at the office surveillance? Yeah. All offices have cameras in the... Here's the weird thing about this show. Is we've got literal cameras on our faces

the entire show. They're looking at us right now. Out in the office, I don't know. Maybe there's cameras probably watching me. I don't know. If that's the case, I would have been fired long ago. If there's cameras out there watching me, I'm walking around, no pants on, it's crazy. Right? I've put so many of my genitals on Super Sails.

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See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Shout out to our boy, Brandon Steiner. He's the one who's selling all this bill stuff from Highmark Stadium. Oh, really? He's splitting the proceeds with Erie County because they want to remove. Obviously, they don't want it to scrap all this stuff. People will buy this. Yeah, they want to make a little more money off of the people that own the stadium.

They should sell it back to them. Sell it back to them, yeah. Erie County has partnered with collectible exchange. If you don't know collectible exchange, they do a bunch of cool collectible stuff. But Brandon came here to talk about that book you wrote that, write-along book that you have a copy of over there. I stole it from the ESPN studio because none of them know how to read. Not a chance. They don't know.

You're telling me Big Paul knows how to read? Absolutely not. Get that his shoes. He barely wears pants. The sale has already begun with other unique items up for sale, including you can get a single stadium seat for 550, pear stadium seats for 650, double bleacher seats

for 550, seatbacks for 100 bucks, pieces of the turf for 100 bucks, and the urinals are for sale, the troughs. 100 bucks, that's a, that's a good idea. That's not bad. He used the same guy that sold like the roof of the dome and they re-ded the dome. Got a piece of that. You did? Yep. Nice. That's a cool idea to have. Is there anything like

I mean, a urinal's pretty original. Say, we, or cheap, we should get something fun for in here. A little piece of the turf is cool. Like, it has a little bills logo next to it. That is cool. I mean, if you're a bills fan, that's, I mean, that's where it's at. That's the cheapest one, a hundred bucks. If you're like, here's a piece of Highmark Stadium turf.

Yeah. But I don't want to click around because I don't know what else is in here. I've only got the turf. Yeah. And I've seen the seats. The seats look cool. I saw, it was very weird. our last

Stewart's thing. When I left, driving home, I drove by somebody that had two sets of stadium seats out front of their lawn like,

there, you guys take them. And I was like, and I stopped. I was like, yo, who, because I will figure out. Oh,

no, no, this one here, this last one we went out. And I was like, I will get these into my car if these are a thing. And Google lens, nothing.

There was no indication. They were just dark, blue stadium seats with two random numbers on. Maybe there's from a random place. Were they out by the trash? Well, he put them out. They were like they were going to be trashed.

Like somebody at the house was like, we don't want this anymore. I want these, yeah. Because they're almost like, because what are they from? Did you just have like a real good attachment to the old CNS? Something, yeah. Some old stadium seats. Like that's kind of the thing. The weird one.

That's how some dudes brains work. Mine does that too. We're like, he was given an opportunity. I'm making this up. He was given an opportunity to bring home those seats. He's like, I got to bring those seats home. And he brought him home. And his wife was like, what are these for?

And he's like, I don't know, but I figured I needed them. Yeah. And then that had like a back and forth for probably a year. They were in the garage. He's like, no, no, I'm going to, when I redo the basement, I'm going to put them there. It'll be cool, their stadium seats. And then that never happened. And she's like, can we please get rid of the stadium seats?

And then that's just me guessing. No, that's because when I was looking at him. But as a married man of 20 years, I'm guessing. When I was looking at them, I was waiting for somebody to come out and be like, yeah, the wife said enough. Enough of you. I can't do anything with them. They're from the old blah, blah, blah. I thought they were Yankee.

Oh, that would have been huge. That's what they looked like to me. I just, and it was not the case at all. She gave me a year to redo the basement. I didn't do it, so now they ought to go. Yep. Showgirl Tammy got a white-faced chair lift for $450 when a white face closed. Oh, really?

That stuff is cool. I don't have anywhere to put a giant chair. Like a stadium seat. I have nowhere to put that. A little piece of turf would be cool. I wouldn't know what I would do with a trough, a pea trough. That would, I mean, you turn it into like a flower bed, I guess, right? Or you make it into, like, a grill and you tailgate with it.

Like, how cool, uh, cooked pee? How about how, like, I love cooked peat. How bad ass would you be at the new stadium if you're like, this is the year to trough from Hallmark? Bill's fans would love that if you were like, trough dogs. We got trough dogs. Truff dogs. Cooking wieners in the trough. I don't know if I'm eating out of a trough.

No. I mean, I know the fire would burn off the pee, but I'm also like, I know. No, thank you. No, thank you. But there, there, if you were at the stadium, with all those drunk fans. Oh, my God, yes. And you had a thing that said trough dogs. Oh, my God, yes.

There would be a ton of, look what those idiots. Do they have that one that one guy that gets covered in ketchup and mustard before that game? Yeah, they'll be eating the trough dogs. Yeah. A bunch of people on the text line think that it's probably, those seats you saw probably MacArthur Stadium seats. It's old when they redid the baseball spot around here. They were a dark blue, nothing popped up on Google. with any help that they were anything.

Are you going to do anything with these stadium seats? No, I'm going to redo the basement. I'm going to do it. They were. Okay. They were heavy, too. Yeah, those were legit, probably. That was about two seconds away from calling you.

Where did you go? How far away are you? Come get these seats. I'm not here to victim blame. But put yourself in the mind of a bear for a second, okay? As down and, yep, you're there. He's there. down in Gatlinburg

Glade's homemade candies Has been broken into four times Oh, what teenagers have done this To bear So I go to their like Google review site Like I wanted to see if I'd been there before Because I've been to Gatlinburg a few times I don't think I've been here

No But literally right inside the main window Big jugs of honey That's funny I ain't victim blaming But you're like putting the goods right there He's a bear He doesn't know about laws.

Also, what a good tourist you are. You can't go once. Bear can go four times. Exactly. That's true. That is true. But I love that. That there's just a bear walking down the street and just a...

Whoa! Yeah. That's not his fault. He doesn't know about laws. He knows he can't break in there. A bear has ravaged our beloved candy shop for the fourth time. They said, this persistent bear is a challenge and we urgently need to overcome it. Photos show a broken glass door.

overturned baking trays and scattered dough and sweets. Which sucks. That does suck for them. Obviously, yes. Yes. The shop has taken precautions, including securing doors. They've placed electric mats trying to stop it from walking near the thing. What are they called? What's their name?

Glades homemade candies. No, they're called the Bear Necessity Candy Shop. Oh, my God. You're welcome. Yeah. He just gave you a million dollar idea. Yeah. Go with it.

You're the Bears' favorite candy shop. Go with it. Market it. Put him in a little mascot with your shirt on him. Give it a name. Say that all the bears at Gatlinburg love your candy. Glade. Sister says, next time can we put up security cameras so we can see this adorable as happening?

I want to see a bear being like, yo, I'm sorry. I got to do this. Like if you go to their Google listing and just click on images, there's so much bear-centric things right inside the candy shop. Right? Jams. Yep. Honey.

Yep. The bears like fudge? I like fudge. I think they like anything that smells like anything. They've got that bark. What is that peanut brittle? Oh, okay. I mean, if I'm a bear, I mean...

Yeah. Tell me I walk past the cheese steaks stuff. And there's like a little screen door and like a bunch of cheese steaks. And you don't know. You don't know. I don't know how laws work. And it's at night and you're by yourself and you're just walking along. Yeah.

It's not his fault. Doesn't know. It doesn't. No, but Cody is right. There's a free, there's a free marketing lesson for you, Glades. You've got to lean into this bear thing. You are Bears' favorite candy shop. Yep.

The bear's name is Glade. Your name is no longer Glade. Glade the bear loves your candy shop. Yep. It goes. He's adding the high to the strangeness. Good morning. This is K-Rock.

On Tuesdays, we get into the unexplained, the strange, the paranormal, the cryptids, if you will. There's a crypt that I was going to do today, but I could have found any, like, good explanation of it. And I'll just say, there's a theory in Indiana that there's, like, this 500-year-old giant turtle. It's, like, called, like, the something Bosco, whatever.

Okay. But it was not, and it ended up not being creepy. I watched, like, two full videos on it, and I was like, I want to know about a giant. They're just not sure where it came from, or how long it's been here? It's like reports. Like a farmer saw it in the 40s.

And then like they found a report from like the 1800s of this giant turtle. But then like nobody's talked about it in a long time. They can't live for a hundreds of years, right? Or a couple hundred years or whatever the house are. So instead I'm going to do this. Stone tape theory. Cody, you ever heard of this? No.

This might be something that's happening at your mom's house. And this is the theory that. Events are recorded by buildings or places. Okay. Meaning like, they call it the stone tape theory and they'll explain why in this video. But it's like if something tragic happened in this building, the walls will record it. Now, a lot of walls used to be stone, so that was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then when you meet somebody who has, like, paranormal abilities, they're able to tune in to those recordings. Like, they're almost reading a record because it's been recorded in the walls, if you will. Interesting. I will also tell you, if you're like me, I think you're really going to enjoy this fellow's accent. He's got a fun accent. Okay. Okay. Have you ever visited a place and felt a strange presence?

A feeling as if the walls could talk. What part of England is that? Yeah, it's like British. It's some type. We all in our lifetimes have had things we can't explain. But what if it was more than that? What if the very walls that protect us in? Maybe.

Safe at night could tell their stories. Scottish? Well, we would refer to that stone tape theory. Stone tape theory suggests the idea that mental impressions during emotional or traumatic events can be projected in the form of energy. Then, under certain circumstances, can be replayed in either the forms of sound, creating strange noises or even temperature drops. Or, the worst-case scenario.

becoming movement, almost as if the place was alive. One of the earliest mentions of stone tape theory, although not labelled as that until later, actually came from the famous polymaffin inventor Charles Babbage, when in 1837, he published a book entitled The Ninth Bridgewater Treaties, which, although dealt with natural theology, speculates in the book that spoken words leave permanent impressions in the air, even though they become inaudible after time. So if you're just tuning in, he's saying

like, what we're saying now, is the molecules are pushing themselves into the walls, and they exist. That way if a tragic thing happens. You can tap into that. There's like a universal recording that's happening. Imagine that,

the idea that whatever we say will leave its own mark in time simply by drifting on the air. In theory, anyway, would be the simple transfer of particles. A beautiful thought, don't you think? As ideas and science moved on, it wasn't until the late 19th century when the term place memory was being used,

in which it was theorized that certain buildings or materials being capable of storing records of past events can then later be played back by gifted individuals. So they're saying like if you're, if you're, Like, use like Fort Ontario or something up in Oswego. Yeah. And something tragic happened at that fort and the walls are recording it. And there's like these kind of records being kept.

I'm not in tune enough to know what's going on. But maybe you show up and you're like, there's something in this room. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you can hear it. It's like how when we did the Erie Canal place there in Chittango. Yeah. That apartment upstairs. Yeah.

It was that. It was something was recorded in there and it did not like us being there. No. But interestingly, around the same time, the term psychometry was being used. This was the belief that it was possible to obtain knowledge about history associated with an object through physical contact with it. Endless theories were abound throughout the 20th century, but the first real time the public came to hear about the term was from the truly brilliant 1972 BBC play, Brilliant. Entitled the stone tape.

Inspired by the ideas and theories of the time, the story is about a paranormal team that travelled to a Victorian mansion that's said to be haunted. The team start to experience all manner of paranormal activity, trying to determine if the stones of the building are acting as a recording medium

for past events, giving it some kind of stone tape effect. And so the phrase, stone tape theory becomes part of the paranormal lexicon. Either way, whatever your beliefs in the paranormal, the next time you visit a building or a place with a troubled past and you feel uneasy, it might be because the walls themselves haven't let go of the memories that it holds, that kind of stone tape theory.

Ooh, that's cool, man. The buildings have recorded up. They know what's going on. And I mean, it is feasible to me. Yeah. It would explain to me why, like, some people are in tune with more paranormal and some aren't. I'm not hearing the vibrations, the cold, the sound, or whatever. Or if there's so much of that stuck there, that's why maybe some can't cross over or something.

They've got too much of their time or whatever the hell. Like the farmer at your mom's house. He's there. He's there. He doesn't know why he's there. Because there was a farm, and there was a couple farms around there. and the one guy shot the chicken thief there. So who knows, maybe it's the farmer, maybe it's a chicken thief. But it's very weird.

It's in the atmosphere, man. High Strangeness, we do it every Tuesday at 7 o'clock. We dive into the weird, the unexplained. Well, we've got our matchups now, as we are your home for Buffalo Bills football. Here we go. You'll get bills at Broncos 4.30 on Saturday. First up. I don't like that.

So 1 o'clock on a Saturday. 4.30. Well, out there. Oh, okay, gotcha. I think it's three hours, isn't it? Or two hours. Either way, it's early Saturday afternoon. Yeah. It's got to be somebody, I guess, and that's the game they picked. Yeah, I know. I mean, I would have probably made it,

I don't know who you, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So let's start with last night as Aaron Rogers. He didn't get booed off the field, but like people were yelling at him to retire. I don't know if you could hear this. His stick is so, oh! Please retire Please retire Aaron retire

I didn't watch the game What did he sock what happened Everything that wasn't a touchdown Or a good points Or you know good play He was just a baby Yeah he's been a baby A whiny baby

Like literally stomping his feet Going on the sidelines being a Yeah It gets tackled Complaining to the refs Every time it was just like, bro, every time you don't score a miraculous touchdown, it's not because the refs are screwing you. And he just holds himself like, I'm so much better than everybody on this team.

And it gets to a point, I think Aaron Rogers and I are the same age or maybe he's a year younger than me. I forget. You can't. You're not going to, you're not going to mesh with 20-year-olds. Like there's 22-year-olds out there and you're the old man. Nope. You could tell he tried to do it a whole different way this year where it looked like he was a little more invested, but I'm sure it was a Hawks.

Yeah. You can't just show up like he did with the Jets because that was the issue where he's like, I'm not going to build a rapport with any of these people. And you can tell by watching him. He thinks, oh, well, I can just show up. I'm the gunslinger. I'm the best. Like, no, bro.

You're... It needs to be a team. Because people aren't going to like it, but Tom Brady. No one likes to talk Tom Brady, how smart he was, but his football IQ is through the damn roof, whereas Aaron Rogers is more physical gifts, and he can make football plays, but once those gifts diminish a little,

you've got to kind of rely on the other stuff, and he still tries to be like, I'll whip it in there. And you catch it. And then I'll get back to these matchups. Why is everybody mad at Tony Romo right now? Like, everybody was commenting. Well, because of the bills, the last Bill's game, he was on it,

and they're like, he sounds so checked out, he sounds so uninterested. Like, he was, I didn't get that vibe, did you? No, not at all. I think he just, sometimes he gets a little excited and he kind of, I mean, is too much into it. Yeah. Or I don't know. I don't really know.

But he did make a couple weird where he tried to make a, like a funny sinister laugh. Yeah, people are like, why is he so weird? I think he's corny. He's corny. He's corny. And it doesn't. He's darky. Yeah.

Yeah. It doesn't come off that he's not, you know, he's not doing it like, you know, as a, as a. thing. That's how he is. He's a goof. No, showgirl 420 in chat says in my head I was thinking, Give it up, Grandpa, you can't hang with the young ones anymore. I think that's true. Like, regardless of if he's getting his ass kick because he's 42 years old or whatever, he's not on the same page as a 25-year-old receiver

or like these young guys who are going to go to the club or whatever. It doesn't help that they paired him with D.K. Medcalf, who was also a diva. And he made a terrible drop last night that like derailed the whole game, basically, for the Steelers. Yeah. But you could see it after that where it was almost like, well, fine, then I'm going to punish you, D.K. Medcaf, and they didn't throw it to him for like two-fold quarters. And it's like, there you go, you showed him.

Right. You showed that six-foot-five monster of a man specimen that, yeah, in the playoffs, you drop one. Oh, we'll screw ourselves over. It was like, good, good, you did it. So what do we think about these matchups? Let's start with Broncos Bills. I think that the Broncos defense is really good. If the bills, again, we've set it for years.

If they can keep the pedal to the metal and just go full force and worry about whatever happens to their bodies in the off season, then the bills can hang with them. And then that's where the experience, I think, of a Josh Allen comes into play because Bo Nix is a rookie. he's never played a playoff game well did he play in the playoffs last year but basically a rookie he's not

experienced in the way that Josh Allen is so thank you Susan to be in this situation as a number one overall seed hosting a playoff game who knows he's been pretty even keel so far and calm they just really got to protect Josh Allen because they keep getting back there to him

and the Broncos defense is right on par with the Jags if not better I don't even know who Buffalo's backup quarterback is. Who is it? Mitch Trubesky. Oh. It's over. Yeah.

If Josh Allen gets taken out, it's over. So please protect Josh Allen. All right. Patriots, Texans. What do you like there? I mean, that one is crazy. That's another... Three o'clock game on Sunday.

That's another toss-up with that defense of the Texans. That's the best defense I've seen in forever's. They're unreal. But the Patriots defense is good, too. But, I mean, defense. wins championships. I'm going to stick with the Texans because I set it in the middle of the year that they, when they

started to get hot, that they could be real good. Back to Saturday, we have Seahawks 49ers. I think the Seahawks. That's the 8 o'clock game. I mean, the 49ers look good, but they're banged up and the Seahawks that's another, again, another defense. That is

otherworldly. Yeah. So I can see that literally being 10-3. And then Bears' Rams, the final game on Sunday. Even though they didn't look as good, I got to go Rams. I just guess I... The Bears again look really good. Caleb Williams is just as good as advertised.

I obviously don't pay attention to a lot of sports. The bears were so off my radar. I didn't know they had a good team this year. Yeah, they got Ben Johnson from the Lions this year. They turned stuff around. They were like four in something last year or whatever. But Caleb Williams is just smart. He's good at football.

All right. Whether people want to criticize or make fun of them. because, I mean, that plays a huge part in whether or not you're good at football as if you paint your fingernails or not. That does. It really does. That really, it's huge. Is there anybody you feel like should have made it this far

and didn't, like a bummer that you wish, like, the Ravens, maybe? All the Jags. That was, I mean, oh, sorry, Bill's fans, Jags looked great. Their defense was playing great. Trevor Lawrence was finally playing good football. Their running game was good.

They had wide receivers. I think they'll be better next year. No, I mean, the Ravens are another one. Yeah. Trying to think of the Lions. Yeah. That was weird. That was weird considering how good their offense it was at times.

And then how good they were overall last year? I mean, I mean, really, though, how are you going to have the playoffs without America's team? Yeah, where's Jerry and the boys? How are they not even here? How is he supposed to retire as the owner with the most rings if they're not even in the playoffs? That's his goal, yeah. All right. So we'll have Buffalo Bills.

coverage, Saturday, 4.30. It'll kick off early with the pregame and all of that. Broncos bills, hoping for the best. Hoping for the best. Fingles Quas. I'm a bad guy. Good morning. God, shut up Ronnie Racky. It's just, he's the opposite. And whatever girl like he thinks is having a catfishing thing. Are you following that? Oh, God, no. Now what's going on? He's getting catfished? No, it's like Tommy Lee's. Hold on. Ronnie, Redkey, catfish. It's all this drama.

Brittany Furland, who I guess is with Tommy Lee, filed a restraining order. And then Ronnie Racky sues somebody else saying, I don't know what the story is because I really don't want to think about Ronnie Racky. But I guess, like, there's DMs involved. I don't know. He's just so annoying. He writes all those lyrics about being all those things after he is a douchebag and then gets mad when people. call him a bad guy. Catfishing scandal that may have played a role in Tommy Lee and his wife,

Brittany Furland's recent split. It's taking a serious turn, but this is from seven months from eight months ago, so I don't know. Yeah. It's a whole situation that we don't need to keep on. Guys like his music, then have at it. Go enjoy the band. Hey, the Wildcat Sportspop, CMI Brewfest.

It's coming up Saturday, January 31st at the New York State Fairgrounds in the whore. Culture building. I can get what you do there. Get a picture with the DWI team photo booth. Play the Brucade, presented by Retro GameCon. This year's theme is lumberjack. So throw on a flannel.

Lumberjack. Oh, geez. Lumberjacks and then I'd have to wear some flannel. I guess we'd have to put on a flannel. Throw on a flannel and bring your crew to the Wildcat Sports Pub. See you Y Brufass. A bunch of you thirsty showgirls love dudes and flannel. Go out there and hang out, look for dudes in flannel.

Get your tickets now. C&Y brewfest.com, bud. Means they're blue collar workers, absolutely for sure. They have on flannel and jeans and work boots. They must be blue collar. Oh, you don't man it. I have on jeans and boots. The hottest new app in China is an app called. Are you dead?

Oh. Not today. I mean, not got wood. I'll knock on wood. We'll see. We'll see. That black SUV. What are you doing?

Who are you? Uh, an app called, Are You Dead has surged to the top. Of China's app charts. That's my dad's favorite app. I think he failed it. I don't think he did it, right? He opened it and said, yes. Yes, I don't know.

Then he died. All you got to do is open it every day, push a button, confirm you're alive. If you don't do it for two consecutive days, then people get concerned, I guess. Which for older people, okay? Okay. If someone fails to check in for two consecutive days, the service automatically alerts a pre-selected emergency contact. Yeah, but I'm also friends with a lot of just like stoners and lazy people.

So I don't need alerts all day going, Cody Elise, he's dead. No, he's not. He just didn't open the app today. Well, it's like how sometimes my mom freaks out if you don't, we have these lights. Oh, you hit. And if you don't hit it. That's it. Okay, I hit the light.

Nothing happened for a couple hours. I'm not home. Bro, I'm, I love those. I can't pick on your mom because I see in your mother, I see you as my child, and I see me being like, hey, body, you, you touch the light. And then two hours goes by. He's dead. He's dead.

He's dead in a ditch. I just know he is. Still a blue light. Yeah, exactly. I can't pick on your mom because I'm going to be so lame with my kids when they grow up just like she is with you. It is a very cool thing. If family wants to get in on us and wants to be best as friends. You can make more than one? You can have the whole network? Oh, that's, I have one. My great aunt has one. My mom has one. My cousin has one. And my brother,

they had one. I just, they didn't use it for so long that I snarfed his color. He was using bright pink, not mine's bright pink. So then how does it work? Like, it's whenever you want to just, you're thinking of your family, you're just whatever. You touch it. You tap, it's like a cool box light and you kind of like tap the top of it and your light, mine's pink, so it makes everybody's so they know Cody just checked in. Bright pink and it's like, yeah, Cody's saying hi. And everybody who's got their own just sometimes we get a little overboard and it's a little OCD.

So sometimes I'll sit right next to mine and it's pink. And then someone would be like, oh, like my green hat green, I'd be like, no pink. Yep, you put it right back. And then it should be like, no, green, how you don't know, no pink? Have you ever been getting intimate with a lady and then someone changes the color and it kind of ruins the mood? No, it feels like your mom's in the room. It's in the living room.

Oh, okay. Gotcha. Don't touch the light. I got a girl over. It's wicked cool. I do like it. People who live alone at any stage could use something like this. They wrote on social media.

They're trying to sell the app now for $140,000. Oh, God. It's just I like that. However, I think you could tailor it somehow to old people's phones that even if they don't remember it, they moved their phone so I know they're okay. Yes. Like use the gyroscope or whatever that's in it to be like, Rampa moved his phone.

Oh, and it traveled 10 feet to eat. Okay. He's fine. Yup. Because I don't, that would not, they're not going to remember. I couldn't even remember to do the Circle K

Scratch and Win game every day through December. I'm not going to remember to. No, I'm not going to do that. Go open on my dad app. Boop. You know how like when you go to a, not all the time,

but occasionally you go to like a comets game or a crunch game and, Like during intermission, like the little mighty mites will go play. And they'll do a little hockey game down there. Sorry, I'm blank. Yes, yes, yes. Like the kids who are like under eight will go down there. Yeah, and they'll just fall in all over themselves and everything.

Yes. Well, Hershey Bears Cleveland Monsters game. Two nights ago. Boo, boo, boo! Garbage teams. Had the Mites on Ice segment. It involved the Central Penn Panthers youth hockey ice club. Okay, say that five times fast.

I'm not going to drive. Players all under the. age of eight. Okay. You know a fight broke out. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. A youth hockey game in Hershey, Pennsylvania. I laugh. Took a violent turn. With who? When an all-out brawl broke out on the ice. The kids. It's the kids. Look at them. This fight happened during the Hershey Bears' Mites on Ice intermission game on Saturday. You can see multiple kids under the age punching and pushing each other.

Wow! Wow! team, which is conducting an internal review of this incident. And the Atlantic Amateur Hockey Association said, They're laying aim-makers. Launched investigation into the matter and disciplinary action will be taken against those players and team officials involved. Golly beat his ass. I mean, I get it, guys.

They're out there watching the pros do it. Who cares? Right? Who cares? Let them go at it. Quitch.tv slash K-Roc, C&Y. Guys, it's not just a radio show. We're streaming all morning on Twitch.

Plus we do Wednesday night shows, plus we do Thursday now shows. Sometimes we do Friday night house parties all on our Twitch channel. Get over there. It's free. You never know what's going to happen. You never know what silliness may ensue. Oh, you scared me. Look at that.

A little poop nugget came out. Look at that. I made them do a little poop. I don't know how they get this data. I guess they were looking at, you know, different like shopping trends or whatever. But Love Life Academy has analyzed search data and put together a rundown of the most popular breakup foods per state. So when people get dumped or they did a breakup or whatever and they want to,

they're sad about it. Okay. They're going to go get a little treat for themselves. Oh, okay. I see. And I can run through a few of them here. So for example, New York State? Cocaine.

A big fat rock of cocaine. Yep. No, cupcakes. Oh, that's, which I think are bigger down in the city. They are around here. Yeah, I just saw some weird thing about that every 20 feet. is a cupcake store and they're all specialties. There was a big cupcake push for a while,

but they didn't take hold in central New York. It's more of a city thing, I think. Yeah, I like cupcakes, but I mean, I don't need to have a whole store of them. I like our bakeries now where our bakeries will have some cupcakes in them, and they've got a bunch of other random things. No, a lot of times... Don't you limit me.

And I'm not saying this is true to anybody. I'm just speaking out of my ass. But a lot of times, like, a lot of those shops are just like money. laundering fronts. They're like, yeah, we're a cupcake shop. A lot of cupcakes. How do you say open as a cupcake shop? Well, millions of dollars that we use from our legal gambling ring.

You never know. South Dakota's ordering burgs when they break up, when they get sad, they're eating burgs. Okay. Pennsylvania's chocolate. That's the breakup. Alaska, Montana, Wyoming, getting chicken noodle soup. A little chicken noodle soup.

Because they're sick. We're having a day off. It's going to have a bowl of soup. Iowa and Missouri are eating cookie dough, and I got to tell you, bro. My wife got me a bag of those cookie dough things for Christmas. Oh, cookie dough bites? Yeah. Yep.

They're great. I like that they finally figured that out how to, like, make it edible. These people are just eating them anyway. They're not waiting for the raw egg to be cooked. What do we do? Now, this is. They figured it out. Maybe I've already asked this question to you before, but if I took one of those and just put it in the oven, does it make a cookie?

I put one of those little things on a tray? I think we have talked about that before. Would it make a little mini cookie? Because I always wanted to do that with the cookie, cookie dough ice cream, like take out every little piece and put it on a little tray. Make a little tiny little cookies. Well, actually, that's how they make cookie crisp. Little known fact.

Oh, do you need to make little tiny cookies there. Right. Tom says it would make a little cookie. I should try that. French toast in Delaware when they're sad. A little French toast. Rhode Island is ice cream. For though you're saying who's eating ice cream, Rhode Island is.

I like ice cream on my. my French toast. Oklahoma and Arkansas getting donuts for their breakup food. I like a little ice cream on donuts. It's all, it's comfort food. It's stuff to make you feel better after your heart has been shattered to do a million pieces by the love of your life. A lot of people eating tacos, Idaho, Kansas, New Mexico, and Texas. That's what got us into this position in the first place.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. With eating a taco. Connecticut and Massachusetts, when they break up, they're getting pizza. Okay. But the most popular. Break up food in all the country. Huh?

Can you guess? Give you hits cold. Beer. Oh, no, that's not. I don't know. Wait, you already said pizza. No, that's not cold. I just said ice cream.

I just said ice cream. Related ice cream. Pops. Milkshakes. Oh, milkshakes. A lot of people order milkshakes. Okay. And the thing about milkshakes is as much as I love them,

I never know what's going to happen to my bottom. Yeah, it's... That's a lot of dairy. Again, that was the main reason. originally went to Strong Hearts. That's a lot of dairy. And you know, that's, you ain't beating one of theirs. Yeah, Strongheart is a phenomenal one.

Sometimes they're not near them. So I got to venture and hope and pray and cross my fingers. I think I saw on there that Kentucky theirs is, when they split up, they split whatever grandma sent home for Christmas with Sunday dinner because of them probably being cousins. To burn on you. You said Kentucky? Yeah.

Suck it, Kentucky. Suck it. Suck it. Dry January's for losers. Come to the Wildcat SportsBob. C&Y Brew Fest. Seriously, though, if you're doing dry January, I can congratulate you, I guess.

There will be mocktails at this. If you are trying to stay sober, you do you. Saturday, January 31st at the New York State Fairgrounds in the horticulture building, the largest, and longest-running brewfest in the area. Over 150 pores, and I'll tell you what. You all take advantage of that. You drink them all down.

Absolutely. Plenty of craft beer plus hard cider, canned cocktails, seltzers and mocktails for you dry January nerds. I mean, you got to be careful of them. We've said it. The mocktails absolutely make fun of the dry January people. They all. They will.

They absolutely have to. Let's just, you know, remember that, and you don't have some thick skin. This year's theme is lumberjack, so bring that wood. Throw on a flannel and bring your crew to the Wildcast Portsmobile. See my Brewfest. Go to Cienwebuffest for tickets and information. Internet, you kids these days. You kids.

You're wild and crazy. Bring ass. Bring that ass. So, uh, hold on. I did the, are you dead? Hold on a second. Mike, I closed my window. I apologize. Well, you should, because it's starting to get a little chilly out there.

We've got to see some snow in these next couple days. That's why you got your nice little warm little jacket on for you, bud. Got a warm up here. What's that black truck doing out there? So I don't know what this is, I guess. it's obviously an insult, but I guess we'll use it. I don't know how I would use it.

The word is choppelganger. Have you heard this? You know what a doppelganger is, right? Yeah. A choppelganger is when someone looks like you, but they're uglier. I get that. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, everyone is ugly.

Well, I mean, yeah, everybody is uglier than me. When you're carved out of stone, when you are as handsome as I am, You'd be hard pressed to find someone more handsome than me. But all right. Agreed. It is a compliment when somebody says you have a doppelganger. But now the word that Gen Z, who's Gen Z? Are my kids?

Who are they? I never know. I don't know. Younger. Younger. Yeah. They have a new term chopel ganger. It means you look like someone's doppelganger, but you're uglier.

Nice. The chopper gangers is because the word chopped is being used to call people things like unattractive or undesirable. What? You call me chop dog? Well, that's like yesterday. I had poor Lisa Dinardi here apologizing to me every like 20 minutes. She would come back down because she chopper gangered me. She saw someone when she pulled into work over by the dumpster smoking and like eating stuff out of the dumpster.

And she said she thought it was me because he had a hat and he was smoking. And she was like, but Cody wouldn't hide him smoking. And I was like, I wouldn't eat out of the dumpster. Three day. We see what these people make. about us. That's the verse. And then she kept coming on going,

but now that I look and I went back out there because he doesn't look like you and he doesn't look like you and you wouldn't be, I'm so sorry. I'm like, it's fine. Like, does he really think that we're going to eat out of dumpsters?

Like, what do our coworkers think about us? I mean, is that Cody eating out of a dumpster? I mean, we put that pizza. He does poke around dumpsters. A poke around them. I do not go into them. He's not eating food unless a cousin Jay

leaves us a pizza on the dumpster. Then that is a good, that's a good dumpster pizza. Yes. The only time I considered it was outside. side of my dumpster, someone's put like eight boxes

of their just expired like those popcorn, like big popcorn bags or whatever. And they were all in boxes, but they were outside the dumpster. And I opened it and I'm like, what the hell? But it was still to me dumpster food, so I couldn't bring myself to do it. Even though I was

like, I could eat like a damn popcorn king for months. So it was on a doily. It was the Euclare was on a doylee. Oh, if it's my own house. Yeah, no, yeah. Well, nah, because my garbage is gross. I'm trying to think not to bring up dumpster food, but there's nothing I'm going to...

Other than the time, if you don't remember, Cousin'J challenged us to eat a pizza off the dumpster, so he put a pizza over there. But it was in a box, so he went and got and ate it. And he just said it there. He just said it there. Yeah. There is no food that I'd be eating out of a dumpster and nothing I like enough. No.

Knock on what I still currently can afford to buy food. I don't know how long that lasts, but I'll always. be able to eat for a rat a restaurant for a little while. Mick Jagger's Chopper Gangger is a TikTok star, meaning McJagger is the handsome version, you're the ugly version. Yeah, I don't think so. Whoever it is. So I guess my chopper ganger would be like a Nick Cage.

Like, if I take my glasses off, I can look like Nicholas Cage, but he's a handsomer version of me. Maybe not anymore, though. Who's your chopper ganger? Who's the handsomer version of you? It's hard because it's, I think we're both on the par when we look. when I looked more like him was Zach Alfanox.

Yeah. Because when I did the him from the hangover, that was, I was dead on. Pretty dead on. But who's better looking and it looks like me?

I don't, that's a tough one though. I saw a guy that had your dream job. Oh. So the hangover comes out. I currently have my dream job here. I have, please.

This is my dream job. Guy God. The movie. comes out and he looks like you. He looks like Zach Galvanakis. So he goes out, what's the character's name? In the movie? Alan?

Alan, yeah. So he goes out and buys Alan's fanny pack, Alan's t-shirt, and Alan's pants. I have that shirt. And he just wanders Las Vegas. Oh. Getting photos with people. He's that. Partying with people.

Dude makes like six figures a year just looking like him. That's a good one. for the people that do that. That was one of the weird parts about Vegas. What? Like dirty Spider-Man and... Oh, that's everywhere. That's Times Square, too.

Oh, really? L.A. has that. It was very weird. But that's a good one to be Galaphanakis in Vegas. I used to see... When I worked at Times Square.com, we used to obviously be in Times Square, and you would see, like,

a Spider-Man encroach on, like, Sonic the Hedgehog, and then they would fight. And it was always... Awesome. It's the worst. Because their heads would come off and they'd be just like, now you have like a man. The swing in with poofy hands.

And like, Princess Toadstool is trying to pull them off. Dude, that. And the lady, the part of the lady that's a cosplay and as a lady, the head falls off. It's a dude,

but still got the lady body. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of that. That was a lot of, like, a lot of bummer when you see like, what you think is a woman in a Palm Ranger costume and it's just like.

Pops that head off of the big Mexican gentleman. Big Power Ranger, but it's a guy. That's what I loved. Like, that was some of my favorite parts of living in the city is that it was like grimy Disney world. Like Times Square is like a grimy Disney world. It's like, hey, we got an M&M star and Baba Gump, but you're also going to see two freaking Spider-Man throw hands over here.

Want to see Dirty Big Bird? Oh, and they're so gross. No, but yes. You want to see Oscar the Grouch? And then sometimes you see him, yeah, sometimes you just see him do sex stuff too. Oh, no. No. It's disturbing.

Big Bird. You pay extra for this Nuffalo of, I guess? No, I did see Oscar the Grouch being satisfied at one point. Nice. That's enough to stick with you. Anyways, well, you can only be so grouchy

for so long before you got it. You got to figure something about it. That's usually what helps me. Who is your choppel gang or K-Rock text line? Meaning who's the handsomer fan, famouser person than you? In our case, no one's more handsome and no one's more handsome.

No, that's it. No, that's it. I mean, some people say, when they look, they'd be like, Chris Evans? I'd be like, no. Guys, stop. Get out of here.

They'll see me and they'll be like, wait a minute. Am I looking at a Hugh Jackman, full fit Hugh Jackman? He's like, no. My name's Josh. I do radio stuff. All right.

But I mean, I know when I see a little Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, combo over there. Ryan Reynolds over there? Who is that? What are I looking at there? Fabio? Topical.

If you ever mess any of the show, on K Rock. We're right there with all your favorite podcasts. Type in K Rock the show and we'll be there. Usually boiled down to like an hour 15. Lickety split. You can get the whole show back. Listen back to what you've missed. Wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. Ah.

Oh, bitch. What do you do here? It took me years to realize that was, what's his nuts? Just that guy. What guy? The guy that was like the mean doctor in scrubs. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Took me forever.

I knew his name until I just tried to say it I did too until I was going to say John something now I'm stuck John something McGinley McGilly is Get your sound machine John C McGillie McGillie

Hey Where's the one that means yay Yay Yay Yeah he's a legendary actor He's really good I like him So Samsung

They make phones They make your phone over there Your slippery little phone Is that mine? No mine's a No mine's a Oh unless they do It's a Google Pixel

Oh, okay, sorry. Is that still Samsung? No, that's Google. Your old phone with Samsung, though. Yes. Well, they make phones, obviously, and a whole bunch of other stuff, and they surveyed thousands of people saying, 10 years from now, what is something you hope your phone can do?

So they can obviously develop and try to find, like, you know, the trends. Oh, I don't. I don't know. Because here's the thing. If you asked me 10 years ago, what I got one. What I want my phone now to do, I probably wouldn't have known about it because it wouldn't have existed. Yeah, no. I got one.

All right, go on. I want it to be a projector screen or projector thing. I want to sit out here and just... That was one of the things that came out. Is it? They want projectors and... Oh, okay. Oh, got to...

That's one of the surveys. Yeah, I think that'd be cool. We'd like our phones to project either holograms or actually just project a movie on a wall. I was going to say... That does exist. There are phones that do that, but they're all... Like the Hanwai phones or whatever. No, there's a whole...

Not to get down like a nerdy conspiracy wormhole. There's like a whole world of Asian phones. we're not allowed to have here because Apple kind of like Apple and Samsung and Google. They kind of pay off the right people and we don't see those here. But there is a phone I saw that you can set down it as a projector. I don't know how good the quality is. It would be cool because I was going to say a hologram like you set it and it projects a hologram of like the football game you're watching. Oh, that'd be sick.

That's like 20 years away, I feel like that's sick. That seems like a hard thing to do. You know, how much expensive it is for, you know, when they do Tupac and see. stuff like that. So I'd imagine to have our phones do it. They want our phones. These are the people who are surveyed. We'd like our phones to last longer on a single charge, maybe even up to a whole week. I never had that problem. Maybe because I don't do anything. My phone is always close to a charger if I need to charge it. Yeah, I don't...

I'm not in the woods. My thing is I don't worry about it as much. You just let go? Like I just the other day forgot my charger and it died before I got home and it was like, well, then you don't get your phone to use for a while. Yeah. I don't panic or anything. I'm near a charger. I'm not out doing a lot of long days. That's the other thing is that I eventually will be near a charger.

Yeah. It won't be good. Real time language translation. I bet you we get that pretty soon. It's happening. It's getting pretty good when you were trying to talk to the guys. Yeah, I was doing it. That guy was, oh, that guy's phone was top notch for he was saying Spanish.

into it. And as he was saying it, it was just English. Yeah. Perfect. B, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, that's cool. I think the new AirPods have a version of that where I can have an AirPod in and you're talking, you're speaking French. Interesting. That code is not French. He's American. Jits vi la Jumvi.

And my ear, my AirPods will know immediately what you're saying. That would be pretty cool. Instantly give you helpful suggestions. These are what Samsung is reporting users want their phones to do in the next. 10 years. So like real-time advice without asking, I don't want you on my business phone. I don't want you know what I'm up to. Yeah, I have no problem asking. I don't want my phone to be listening so much that it's like, boboob, hey, heard you sobbing. What's wrong? Huh?

No, hey. Nothing. Go go back. Stop that. Stop that. Yeah, I don't. Have you tried not being a little bitch. Oh, no. I am a little bitch, though. This person does I want my phone to take control of my finances and monthly bill paying. No. No, because sometimes you got to not pay a bill to pay another bill. I don't need that all to be automatic. You got to move things, got to play the shell game.

Sometimes I like to look at it. You like to see the money coming in and money going out. I do. I'll let it go out. I just want to let us sit there for just a sec. Although my newest obsession this winter has been financial podcasts for some reason. Okay. And there are a lot of people out there that could use something like that.

Yeah. There's just people. If you want to feel good about your money, go watch one of these like Caleb Hammer or like Dave Ramsey shows where someone's like, I make $24 grand a year, my car payments $1,000 a month. We're going to go to Turks and Kikos next week. And you're like, what are you talking about? I have eight subscriptions to Netflix and three to DoorDash. It's like what you're not good at adulting. No, I'm telling you, the most simple version of that ever was when Lee Baldwin had me write down, keep a journal.

Yeah. Do it for a week. Write down every single thing you buy. You real quick realize how frivolous some of your spending is. But there's a lot of people who don't even, they don't even consider it. Like they'll be walking around with like $200,000 in debt and still go on vacation and stuff. I'm like, what? And I agree.

Dave Ramsey's out of touch a lot of the time. He'll be like, well, if you can't buy a car in cash, then you can't afford it. All right, dude. You might not know how the economy's going right. for a lot of us. But yeah, suddenly you see that, because I see that,

again, no, his choices are years to make and all that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's like when I see people kind of leaving my apartment complex in a Mercedes. I'm like, yeah, again, each his own,

but still, that to me is a little, like, bro, you've got a Mercedes SUV. There's a reason for that. There's a psychological reason for that. You live next to me?

Where human beings, and I don't know what study, I read this in, but because the only way, way I can show you, if you're wired this way, the only way I can show you my wealth is through my car. Meaning, you're not coming to my house. You don't know what my house looks like. So there's a lot of people who will drive, they'll be carpool. Where they'll have a Mercedes parked next to a single wide trailer. And you and I are like, that doesn't seem like the best. But there's some reason that

person wants to display wealth. And the only way it can do it is by driving an expensive car. Because I see that all the time. Like, I'll see a, there's girls I'll see on social media who are like, I work as a barista and they're like in a Mercedes and I'm like, I don't know if that makes sense for you, but all right. Well, and now the other thing that I do is I had no idea that existed ever since you blew my mind with how, yeah, yeah, it's a Mercedes, but not really. Yeah, it's like the entry level Mercedes. I didn't know that those, that type of thing was available where you can have like a thing on a Hyundai type deal or whatever because now that's what I do the most when I see cars. It's just fake. Yeah.

fake, cat grab. Like, yeah, that's the other thing, too, about it. There's Toyota's more expensive than some Mercedes. Like, if you get in, like, a $45,000 Mercedes, but some dude pulls up on like a $70,000 Toyota. All right. Anyways. What would you like your phone to do coming up in the next 10 years?

I think that they covered it. I don't really, I'd like to use it less. I would actually like the phones to be used less and people not spend so much of their life on them. Yeah, I'm trying. broke our brains and it broke our culture and our society. It's just, it's that you have to be available at every second. You have to, you know, always be on it.

You know, you always got to be updating your social media. And it's just, you've always got to be doing something. You need, maybe I don't want to, you know. Do we need a healthy alternative to our cell phones? Yes. It's called sitting in the grass and watching the stars. Nice moves, bud. I ain't going to, what did sister say?

I ain't going to yuck your yum. But I don't like everything everybody likes. Yeah. And one of those things is Avatar. I don't understand it. I don't know what it's about. It makes me uncomfortable. No, I've said this before.

I liked it before when it was Ferengali. Yeah, right. I already saw it. Well, I bring up Avatar, because is there one out right now called Avatar Fire and Ash? There's like multiple ones. Because of that, Zoe Saldana is now the highest grossing actor of all time.

Good for her. She has surpassed Scarlett Johansson, Sam Jackson. Wow. Bob Downey Jr. We're looking at Bob Downey Jr. And Chris Pratt. How much money do you think Avatar has made through the box office? Oh my God.

Oh, my God. I don't want to go crazy. You do want to go crazy. $1 billion. You want to go way crazier. All right. See? That's what I mean.

16.8. A billion dollars avatar is made. Yeah, that was, I mean, it still is, but when that came out, that was a global phenomenon. And I don't, can you give me like a, what is it about? I'm not kidding. It's Fern Gulley. It's like the government goes in to like take over another planet type deal where like there's, there's like an army guy that they turn into one of them and he goes in there and then wants to do sex.

Is it on this planet? I don't, I don't, I've never seen it. Okay. Yeah, people that love it, love it. I just don't, I'm not interested in it. It looks, you see, here's the thing now, when it came out. Yeah. The visuals were the craziest things we'd ever seen.

Nobody had ever seen what they were doing. It was the craziest. 2009, wow, 2009 was the first one. Yeah, it was wild now. I mean, the visuals and stuff, like I feel like it was one of the first. 3D movies or something. See, like I'm reading this recap, the sci-fi franchise about the Moon Pandora featuring human, Navi hybrids called avatars, or the digital representation of users online, originating

from Sanskrit concepts of deity incarnation and popularized in gaming from computer and computing for virtual self-representation. That's a lot of words I'm not understanding, but listen, y'all like it. You enjoy it. Oh, pardon me. Yeah, I like that people like it because it, again, well, the visuals and everything. It looks cool. Just none of those are usually my style.

So I don't, I'm not, I'm going to waste my time. Here, Cousin Jay gave a recap. Earth is dying and they find another planet that's just like Earth. They send the military there to conquer the planet for its natural resources. I mean, we're going to take other natural resources. Whether they like it or not. We're going to take it. We don't actually need the resources.

We're going to take it. We're going to take the resources. I was going to... Did you know we have a whole town built under Greenland? Not to get into the Greenland thing. Like, we? We, the U.S. built in the 50s, this whole, like... And I'm wondering...

I'm not going to get into a Greenland thing. I'm not going to lie. I'm extremely ignorant when it comes to a lot of that stuff. I just know that if he says we're not taking it because we don't need the minerals, we're taking it. So I know that it's got minerals. Yeah, I know that he wants whatever's up there. and maybe like it's a, it is a good spot for U.S. defense.

Yeah. Because back in the 50s, we started putting nukes up there and hiding them. Nice. But then, like, we didn't tell the Danes what we were actually doing. That's probably not good. There's, like, a whole underground city we built up there. I don't know if it's still standing or whatever, but. But yeah, I know.

The only other stuff I know about it is from Viking stuff where they were like, we're going to trick everybody. Yeah. I have no desire to go to Greenland, but. Because it's actually full of ice. Yeah. And there's a video I watched yesterday of what the base used to look like because it was a military base. It was probably cool.

They built underground and like all these soldiers are showering. But they're like showering with like glacial water. Oh, that's probably the coldest. Probably the coldest to have. Or unless they made it through the system and warm. But I mean, it sounds like if they get a couple blue dragon things, then we'll be good to go. Oh, Texan says our military base was crushed by moving glaciers. Oh, do it again.

Well, it was cool in the 50s. When they built the thing, it looked cool as though. I don't know why we're going up there now. None of my business. We'll get into some gaming. What, what's wrong? I don't know what that was. Chicken peccata meatballs on the today show?

Like it was slices of fish meat or something on top of them. I don't know what picata means. I'm really fancy. I ain't all that type of Italian, but no. Picata, keep it to yourself, huh? Yeah. You know what I mean? Picata, throw that in the garbage and just make me normal meatballs.

I like it. Oh! Jump on our Twitch stream as we'll do a little basketball gaming coming up here brought to you by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. I'm the emptiness machine. Come on. You just empty down over there. Oh my God. We are going to play some basketball

for our gaming stream. Presented by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. And then eventually when we play hockey, that's fun. You said that new hockey game is fun. I got destroyed. And then also I forgot I played almost a whole game,

but I forgot that we turn off penalties. We do. Yeah. Yeah, penalty's suck in that game. Every 15 seconds. No, thank you. We play hard. It was a penalty. We played mini-mites hockey.

We're fighting. I had everybody. You know, that clip, there's other angles. I was looking. There's others. It's, that went for the whole time, like they're out on the ice for, they have like five minutes. That went for five minutes. You don't know what we're talking about.

A Mighty Mites game. During an intermission of a Cleveland Monsters game, broke out in a brawl. All of them. Eight-year-olds fighting each other. Although I was, I wondered when I was looking at it, I was like, why? I was like, no one ran in there to stop them. They're having fun. Let them work it out.

Let them work it out. Got to work out your differences. All right. So Ryan Phelps presents our gaming stream. Ryan Phelps, you are buying with Ryan. Radio World, we hand you off to the 90s at 9 with the Nixons.