The Show - BEAST MODE

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

No recaps on Friday shows, especially when they actually get posted on Fridays! Go Beast Mode!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Friday. Dum-dams.

Hey, yo. You did it. You made it through a Friday. Look at you. And look at you. You start your day with us. Look at your face. Look at you.

Look at me. Look at all of us together. Again. Look at you. Looking at me. Looking at me. Looking at you. Looking back at you.

Looking at all of us. It seems like it's going to be a decent day ahead of us. Mostly cloudy, scattered light rain this morning. Yeah. And then tapering off midday. So you can probably have an outdoor fire tonight. I'm going to have an outdoor fire tonight. Are you?

I think I am. Kids have homecoming tonight, so they'll be out doing homecoming activities. Yeah, that was my last straw at a little later at work. What? I was working, like, you know, my junior year. Yeah. As soon as my leg was fine all the way up until my senior year, I was making a pizza delivery.

I was like, ah, homecoming. I'm tooled for that now. I got to be working. So I was working, and I was at a red light, and all my friends were at the other red light in a pickup truck, but, like, it was doing fun stuff. But there was like 30 of them, you know what I mean? It had to float, and they were all hangingouts down,

and I watched them all drive by me, and I went. All right, tonight I will be saying that I am done doing this. Yeah, you know, you were missing out on fun high school stuff. Yep, that's what I said. Sorry, bud. Can't do this. Homecoming is the iconic story of AJ and I when we were in high school. My mother's favorite story probably of us is that we went to the school,

the set up for the like the parade, the homecoming parade. Okay. We went to the elementary school and everybody was getting ready and getting on their floats. And somebody donated a bunch of pizzas. All this. Okay, this is, yeah, this is my favorite story too. So this is brilliant. Everybody was getting set up for their float and doing all this stuff.

and AJ and I saw this person arrive with a ton of sheet pizzas, and there was a thing at Phoenix School at that point, where at the end of the day, the cafeteria would... It was like Fridays or... Yeah, like they would sell dollar pieces of pizza. We had that too. Yep. So it made sense to everybody there that pizza would be a dollar.

Mm-hmm. But only AJ and I knew that it was donated pizza for homecoming, so they delivered this pizza, and AJ and I just stood next to it and charged people a dollar a slice. and so many people paid it. Yeah. They all paid it. They didn't know it was doing it.

Yeah. Everybody paid it. So we just stood there and made a bunch of money at Homecoming. That's not on you. That's... And it ain't on me. Yep. Somebody set the precedent that pizza slices are a dollar.

Mm-hmm. So when the community in 1998 saw a bunch of pizzas, they go, oh, that'll be a dollar. And we made some good money. That's a core memory right there. It's a core memory, yeah. I remember, though. those Fridays too where it wasn't for homecoming. No, like at the school for some reason.

Yeah, they were just on Fridays or whatever. It was like to raise money for dollars for scholars or something. Yeah, they would just have pizza out on tables and you just walk by, you two beesiesies. And you give them a couple of bucks and it's like it really hit though. Like on a Friday, three o'clock, a square of pizza would just do you a right amount of cheese and sauce on it? It just hit. Yep.

It just hit. Well, good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. What are you playing? How's everyone doing today? I saw one school's closed today because of a power outage. Man, that happened once. Clary Middle School is closed for power outage.

That happened once at ESM. It was because the heat was out. One of those two, and it was like, okay, awesome. Phoenix was infamous for water main breaks. We brought a lot of water main breaks back in my day. That gave us a lot of surprise school closings. The news is you're showing this. It says Cato.

They just showed Hambot's house on B-roll. Did they really? I bet he doesn't even know that. Oh, nice, Hambone. You were just on B-roll, bud. Good tip, Katie. Don't take zinc on an empty stomach. It'll make you Marphy.

Yes, it does. We're talking everybody in our chat. Everybody's getting their illnesses. Cody was sneezy this morning. Yeah, that one, man. Yours was just like environmental, though. Yeah, mine is just because I had the windows down all night, and then I had the window down in the car.

And, you know, with that rain, it kicks up all the dust and construction on $6.90. I don't, I don't for anybody's noticed. Well, we've got construction. I didn't know that. Man, you should have seen me just, I, I hard gripped the wheel and just, who's it? Yeah, as anybody who doesn't know, Cody sneezes like 30 times in a row. I posted the video a couple weeks ago on my Facebook.

It's just so much. It's like, it's like an animal that got, they got into like a burberry patch or something. You just start sneezing like crazy. And then it'd be behind a wheel during that? Right. Yeah, this is rough. It was rough. So I just, oh.

I just went a little slow. Slow down. Well, we got a nice day ahead of us. Hopefully today get some of this rain out of the way. Clearing up. Is it really supposed to, though? Yep, supposed to clear up. All right, good, I left some of my window.

315, 365, 109 K Rock Tax Line. How was everyone's evening? Did you have a good night? Anybody go out to the Thomasian Nicholas show last night? I saw a few people posting photos. How was that? Was it good times? They looked fun.

Big old night of funky butt-loving. I saw our friends from Spatchcock. Funker over there, having a good time. So how was that? Otherwise, you said that was a pretty decent Thursday night football game last night. I thought it was a good game. The only clip I have is I guess, and I can't say his name. Oh, uh, um, jigba.

Jigba. Yeah, Jackson Smith, Mjigba. Jackson Smith, Njigba. From Ohio State. You just say real fast. Mijigba. Jigba. I was walking past the ref's mic as the ref was calling a penalty.

Uh-oh. F-bomb? No, some B. He goes, that's some bowl. Jackson Smith and Jigma, who didn't really need to make the hold. He's right in front of the ball carrier. Offense. He's right in front of the ball carrier.

Offense. He's lucky. He didn't get another penalty. He's real lucky he didn't get another. He did that. He knew what he was doing, which is hilarious. but uh-huh no but in a case like that yeah you could because you're talking to the rafts or whatever i mean but you do get penalties um they made it a rule back a couple years ago about certain words

they don't want oh them calling each other on the field oh like the n word and stuff yeah so that they're like if we hear that so i mean seattle won 23 to 20 you said it was a decent game them yeah i i i thought it was good it was back and forth uh Marvin harrison jrador played a really good game. Cardinals tied with 28 seconds left. The Seahawks managed to get the field goal range and win within three. It was one of those where I was like, are you kidding me? The whole game, you know, it was decent, but it wasn't like this.

You know, they're kind of back and forth and Seattle would stop them. And then all of a sudden, the Cardinals have a 12-play 60-yard drive. And it's like every, so every catch, every catch. And they just drove right down. But it was just like Madden, where, oh, really are going to do that? But Madden was like, don't worry, we're leaving Seattle,

just enough time again. They did, they put up, Carl's put up 14 points in the fourth quarter, so that's pretty impressive. Oh, it was a, it was a fun game. No football tonight, though. Do we have any college games tonight? Yes.

Who's tonight? Florida State. Oh, that's your boys right there. 3-0 versus Virginia, 3-1. Oh. Should be a pretty decent test. So let's see if we can ruin my weekend immediately. We're going to bookend it with,

them with sadness. Hopefully Florida State's good, so we should win. But if we got here, it's tonight, Florida State. And then Sunday. Sunday night. Dallas. Who are they playing? Packers.

So I'll be the Packers today. Yeah. For our Dallas Cowboy Friday gaming stream. That comes up at 9 o'clock. Let me give a couple of plugs to some cool local stuff that's going on tomorrow. Oaky dokey. Start your morning up in Oswego. As one of our showgirls just sent me this, Allison is having the,

the Hooter Crew, fifth annual Hooter Crew, human pink ribbon and awareness walk up in Oswego, Brett Beck Park. Okay. 10.30 a.m. it all kicks off. I guess it's the only breast cancer walk

to benefit St. Agatha in Oswega County. Oh, okay. It all stays local. Nice. Hooter Crew will be in support of the St. Agatha Foundation to make their organization our primary fundraising beneficiary. So that's happening up in Oswego. And then if you're driving back,

Stopping Phoenix. We got a big clam jam thing happening at Lock 1 tomorrow. Oh, cool. What's going on locally this weekend? There's a bunch going on. Clam jam with your mom's, huh? Call party, well, thanks. I think I know what the end result was.

Nobody. Yeah, good call, Katie. Hooters and clams on the same day. Oh, my. DeKalb County, is it DeKalb County? Whatever it is. It's down in Georgia. They were losing a lot of manhole covers.

Roughly 90 manhole covers had gone missing. They caught the guy. Kalyn Watley faces eight counts of theft of government property with additional charges. Yep. That's saying that he had stolen about 90. Oh my God. Manhole covers. He was then caught loading them into a Nissan kick.

Yeah, there you go. Is that like one of those little tiny Nissan? Yeah, that's not very big at all. How big is a Nissan kick? It's like an SUV, but much smaller, I think. All right, yeah. It's like they're smaller. It's like that kind of mid-range.

It's not going to hold 90-doll cars. No, I'm going to say it's not going to hold, because those are, you watch these guys over here every damn week. Check for the Ninja Turtles under the sewer names. They have to use that giant crowbar or whatever. They detectives trace this. vehicle's owner, connected him to the thefts, and arrested Watley during the traffic stop. My question is, what was the plan?

Do you scrap those? Again, that's another one where you got to find a shady scrap guy who's going to be like, I don't know what manhole covers. I just see metal. I don't see DeKalb County or whatever's written on them. Yeah. Like, what are you going to do with that? And exactly, B. Lance, you try to load 90 manhole covers into a Nissan kick.

It's just going to bottom out. Yeah. That's so much weight. Let's see. How many? What are they made out of them? Are they steel? How much?

I think. Yeah. Are you looking up how much is a manhole cover worth? Yeah. Oh, no. I'll see how much they weigh. All right. Oh, my spot.

Let's see here. About 90 to 250 pounds. Not to 50. So common ones are about 110 pounds, it says. So let's just say 100 pounds to do the math. He's got 90 of them. Cast iron ones often weighing over 200. So my man's going to put 9.

thousand pounds at least into a Nissan kick and drive it around. Even if they're 50 pounds. Even if they're 50 pounds. You're going to put a ton. Yeah. And even floating says he didn't seal them all once, even if he didn't. Even if he just getting a few a day. He's still loading them.

Yeah. Where are you bringing them? And then are there just holes all over DeKalb County with like, all right. That, oh, I'd be, oh, God. Can you imagine? I can't because I don't have bad luck. like you've got. You would drive into a pothole.

Right here. The one right here, right outside of our driveway parking. You would drive. Bapoo! Right there. Right after you burned down your apartment building, you would then drive into a pothole.

Oh, God. Go watch Coca Pust for that story last night. Jeez. Guys, the spooktacular stroll pretty, soon. Happening opens up October 9th over at the Long Branch Park in Liverpool.

CNY's not so scary. Half Mile Halloween. walk for the family through Long Branch Park with nine themed sections including skeleton graveyard. Okay. Dinosaur dungeon. Yes. R. FK Jr. Yes. Pumpkin

patches. Specialty dog O'ween on Thursday nights. Bring your pups dressed up and upgrade to the special treat or trot pass. Speaking of dogs. Speaking of dogs. Amazon,

I appreciate what you tried to do. But Freddie did not earn a treat. He was a dick to you. He was screaming at you. Because he knows he wants a treat. Freddie does not deserve a treat, Amazon driver. Oh, he's a good boy. If an Amazon truck gets within one mile of my home, Freddie loses his mind.

So last night, the Amazon truck backed into the driveway. Freddy goes, he's going to murder. He wants death. He wants to kill the person. Yeah. Because the nerve of the. This son of a bitch. There's and then.

So Freddie's screaming out and bark it and then the Amazon truck goes away. I go on the porch and I pick up the box and there's a little dog biscuit on it. And I come into the house, I go, do you see that after all you did, this driver still gives you a treat? Like, you deserve this? Trojan horse. Good boy, Freddy. Good boy. You know, good boy.

Trojan horse. Yeah. Oh, he was suspicious of it. That's what that treat was. Uh-huh. Yeah. So I thank you. But he didn't earn it.

Amazon driver. Back to my read here. I like that he didn't ever care about any of those in my house. The treats? No, there's Amazon, UPS, FedEx, at least all of them at least once a day. So if there's three times a day that there's somebody at apartment. He didn't even seem to care? What the hell then, Fred?

Admission is by the car load. Pack the car full of family fun. Purchase your vehicle ticket right now at spooktacular stroll.com. Nice. All right. All right. So Miriam Webster Dictionary has added more than 5,000 words. No.

I'm going to go through all of them. That's way too many words. I'm never even kind of with them when they add like four. You know what I mean? Yeah. All right. How many words, dumb question, how many words were in the first dictionary? Like the first.

Oh, that's a good question. How many words were? in the very first dictionary. Like three? How many? 12? 12 words floating. 1604 contained approximately. That's another thing. When they say that word approximately, I feel like they don't know what that means.

No. 2,543 words and focused on difficult words of foreign origin, unlike the larger and more comprehensive dictionary of the English language published by Samuel Johnson in 1755. All right. Okay. Which contained, uh, ba, bah, bah. Oh, geez. What were some of the first ones? All right. That one in 1755 was 42,000 words.

Oh, all right. So we really started adding words. Yeah. That a pretty good clip. So there were two dictionaries early. Okay. Let's see. Let's see.

Interesting. Oh, wow. It's a wicked old. They have it somewhere you could like. Oh, you can go look at it. Go and look at it. So Miriam Webster is adding 5,000 terms to its collegiate dictionary, including Yeet.

Oh, is Yeet in there? Yeah, it was a couple years ago. Now, Riz is, though, which I did not know. I will give you the definitions of some of these, and I was totally wrong. I thought Riz just meant I looked cool like I've got Riz. Yeah. Technically, it means romantic appeal or charm. Okay?

What? I didn't know it was romance-based. So I guess when I asked my kids, does Dad have Riz? I don't, because there would be no reason for romantic appeal or charm. I think so, though. You have Riz. Beast mode has been added. Now?

Now? Now? No. Or aggressive or energetic style or matter, manner that someone adopts temporarily to overpower an opponent in a fight or competition? That was like 10 years ago, if not more. They're just getting around to it now. That was from Marshawn Lynch, that running back, remember the one that like Skittles and candy thrown at him?

That was Beast mode. I don't know anybody else that's Beast Mode. I think Miriam are young. youngest has a friend who when they would play soccer games, I'm not going to say the kid's name out, so I'll just say Cody. Yeah, yeah. When they were like, they really needed a fight.

Yeah. The kids would yell out, Cody, go Beast mode! And this kid, his ADD would kick in. He would just start running and kicking the soccer bowl down. Yeah, it was like, they would say, and if you could see his friend, it was so funny, because this was back when they were like in little kid soccer. This wasn't like JV.

No, no, I'm picturing like 10 year olds. And they go, go, Bishmote, and he was. And then we would get the car after. And he was one of his friends that he literally grew up with, like, where they were in, like, they were in the crib side by side of the babysitters. And he was like, and he would get in the car. He went to be like, Dad, did you see him with Cody? He went Bice mode?

Yeah, he went beast mode, bud. Yeah Oh man He went beach mode Hey I had Yeah I was gonna beismode So hard out there It was adorable

You guys yelled in out of the sideline But I heard you You gotta go beach mode And I went beast mode Uh Dad bod is making it Dad bod is another old word I think that Miriam Webster

Just waits to see if these things die off Yeah They're like Let's see if somebody's saying Beast mode in a few years Let's see if somebody's still saying Dadbod in a few years And they are

Dadbot is It's at least now taking on the more literal, like, what it actually is of a dad bod instead of us being like, or, you know, the news. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio with his dad bod. Look at Poopface Bandit. I love your name, by the way, Poop Face Bandit. Thank you.

He said, we had Adam Bailey. We would yell, Adam Attack! And he would throw dodge balls at people. Oh, I love it. Adam Attack! That's great, man. Farm to Table has made the list. We do a lot of Farm to Table here on the show.

Yep. involving or advocating the direct sale or distribution of food from its point of origin to customers. Those popped up all around. Are they all gone now? Founder table restaurants. The one over like on the boulevard is gone, long gone. Is that one in Utica's still there?

Weren't there like three? Can't really anything be farm to table, I guess? No. There's like, I forget the rules. You can't like go through Cisco or the food things? U.S. foods? The one from that was on like Earlevard. like would get everything very local.

They wouldn't have, you know, I mean, everything would be from somewhere. Okay. Which is probably really hard to do. I would imagine that's hard to do, yeah. Yeah. And it's probably very expensive.

Especially around here where some people, you know, do the, well, no, this is five-star Syracuse. It's not. So I'll dial it back a little bit. Love language made the list. A person's characteristic means of showing love or care

for another. You have to figure out, your partner's love language. Okay. Do you ever do that? No. I read a book on it and I talked to my therapist about it. It's good to know that your partner's love language is.

I know what they are, but then it's everybody's different. So like when you're with one person and they're like, oh, these are it. And then the next person is like, I hate those. They're like, oh, okay. That's all very confusing. My wife and I. My wife. My wife.

I think my wife and I both have a similar love language in that our love language is, appreciation and just not necessarily compliments, but just appreciating each other. So you take an effort every night to say thank you for all you did today, or thank you for doing this, or thank you for making dinner. You just say something because their love language is that. Other people's love language is gifts. They want gifts. I want monies.

Is wrestling, is it wrestling my love language? What would your love language be? Let me think about how your love language is. I don't know. I think your love language is appreciation. I think your love language isn't necessarily accolades. I don't know if you care Like if ad or somebody gave you big accolades

I don't know if you care about that No Your love language is just basically compensation You want to be compensated for what you do Okay, I'll take that Yeah Katie says Mine is acts of service

Do chores for or with me And I'm happy, yep, exactly Exactly Okay It's good to figure out your partner's love language If we need to get into a deeper therapy session About partners and marriages I'm happy to do it

Um, side eye is making the list. Uh-oh. A side long glance or gaze, especially when expressing scorn, suspicion, disapproval, or veiled curiosity. He's giving me a side-eye right now for those. I was doing stink eye. More side-ey is more like. Mm-hmm. Oh, that gives me a headache.

Tom says Cody's love language is THC. That's just my blood type. THD. I think Cody's love language, he just likes to spend time with people. I think that he just likes... It all sounds about right. Like social relationships, I think he likes.

Terraflop. Oh, that's a nerdy term. Now I'm out. Don't know what that one means. It's a unit of measure calculating speed of a computer equal to one trillion floating point operations per second. Ladies. What?

Terraflop. What? It's like none of those. Not one word in there. Like you ever heard of like, I don't know, like a gigahertz and stuff? No. Megahertz? Yeah.

Like, I know what they are, but I'm still not. I don't know what terrible. Showgirls, I am a raisin. How dare you? I'm not drying the room out. Dumb phone, a cell phone that does not include software features such as email or internet browser are typically found on smartphones. So old people's phones?

Maybe like a flippy phone. Like, you know, those ones that have just like six big buttons? Yes. Like that? Yes. Or like a grandma or six old. I mean, Nanny had a smartphone and it caused nothing but trouble. No.

She was downloading every app, every game, every gambling thinks you could find. Frank's phone. What was his dumb or smart? Dumb. It was dumb? What do you do on it? Nothing. Nothing?

He had nothing. Could he text? He said he could text. Yes, that was it. Yeah. It was in, once I showed him how to take pictures, that was over. Uh-huh. That was as far as he ever got.

Was him learning how to take pictures. And he wasn't even good at sending those. But I'm thinking like, I mean, he's been gone how long, like 10 years now? Let's see, he was 2018. So like, oh, it's getting there. Yeah. And what kind of phones were around back then? They were like Samsung and stuff?

Yeah, there were smartphones. And he just had a normal little, like, old-looking, flat, whatever. But he had a flip phone for a while. Nice. He was never, ever into any of that. We had, like, the first roadrunner and computer that I had ever seen. Yeah.

And I don't think he ever was on it. Ever. He never, ever, ever cared. Ever, ever, yep. A lot of me wants to go back to those days before. He just liked being out in the woods or whatever. Yeah, look where you get it from then. Look where you get it on.

Oh, no, absolutely. Yeah. He liked exploring. You liked exploring. Yeah, he just liked to be outside. I wish we could go back to Frank's time. Right. I'm not having to worry about what the little shiny flashlight in our pocket says.

He had zero social media. Oh, what a life. Right? Well, uh-uh. Before it all destroyed our brain and our society. Well, what other words are coming? I did them all. I don't know how to say that.

Petricker? Hmm? I don't know what that is. It's like a rainfall thing. I don't know what that is. Would you call me? Riz, I did tariffleap. Well, listen.

Would you call me? Just go beast mode. Just go beast mode all day. We get maximum. Riz while affirming your love languages and hopefully your day goes by quicker than a tarot. Oh, look at them combining all of a. We are one week away. Well, one week in a day.

From our annual Frightmare farms. Scareathon Tacular. Okay. We will be out at Frightmare Farms next Saturday, October 4th. I ain't telling you where. I ain't even telling you what we'll be dressed as, because I don't know. We just did. You're suddenly being a Frightmare Farmers?

Oh, my God. You blew it. They got so many attractions you won't know where we are. No, nobody ever does. That's how, that it's where Vast meets Vast. It's where Vast meets many and Vast. Yeah. It was the one guy that showed me my face on his phone screen, and that was weird.

But otherwise... To this day, one of the weirdest things that has ever happened. Go to the Frightmare Farm's website. Get your tickets now. You know they start to get busy. And you're going to want to be there next Saturday night. I do too. Well, speaking of spooky, Hershey's won the lawsuit.

Remember last year I told you about this? Some woman was claiming that the Halloween candy, the Hershey's pumpkins, they weren't spooky enough. Uh-oh. Because you know how on the bag it looks like it's a pumpkin with like carved eyes in a mouth, but then you buy it and it's just a pumpkin shape? I agree then. I am with her. Part of me agrees. I agree.

It just, don't just, you know, do that marketing because you're lazy and don't want to go the extra step of, putting, you know, well, that way we'd have to get a little thing that makes the blah, blah, blah, blah, you got the money. Yeah, you're Hershey's. You're doing okay. You're combined with Reese's now. You guys got the cache to make our trees look like trees and not weird penises. The pumpkins look like pumpkins. You know what I mean?

I feel like they've just been able to just skate on by because we're like, oh, it's a pumpkin shape. Yeah, it's Riesces. Yeah, it's look on the outside. But no, I agree. because Snickers, Snickers eggs look like goddamn eggs. I forgot about Snickers eggs. They're like those little happy things. Yeah, I like those.

They got little shapes on all. I like those. Well, last year, Cynthia Kelly sued Hershey's for $5 million. I hope she gets every damn penny. You'll be happy to know she didn't get anything. There's no, I didn't think she would get it. No, there's no justice. You can't tell a company that they're, that,

You know what I mean? Like their packaging is wrong. Don't make it look like a pumpkin with a carved face if it ain't a pumpkin with a carved face. Because yes, I agree. She claimed their pumpkin-shaped Reese's peanut butter cops were falsely advertised because the packages show cool carved designs in the faces. But in reality, there are no faces. Now, is that worth her getting $5 million?

Yes. I don't know anymore. Nothing makes sense. Yes. But sure. Go ahead. She's been scammed. The trials and tribulations she has gone through.

and the pain and suffering has worked the $5 million from the heartbreak. Well, that is why the judge threw out the case. The judge dismissed it saying you have failed to prove any economic injury. Like it didn't affect your money. It didn't affect your life. You're just not happy with a product right now. Yeah, you're not happy that it's not what you want. That would be like if I opened up a Snickers and was like,

this doesn't look like a big, vainy weener enough. You know, because it looks on the top of Snickers. Yeah. You got to have the nice. vein. Also, whatever happened to that Subway lawsuit. Remember that guy that was suing Subway? Because they weren't a foot long? They weren't a foot long. And that's one though

that he should win. Like if you're outright saying it's a foot long and they're 10 inches long. Which is, that's actually a lot. That's actually way one of us. Judge dismissed a lawsuit ruled the plane to fail to prove any concrete

economic injury and the products were not rendered worthless. In other words, they're just, that's a pumpkin. It didn't ruin I didn't ruin it. You can still eat it just because there's no face on it. It's just if after this time you go, what? Oh, there's no face on these ones. Oh, well, guess I'll.

You just shop with your, you vote with your wallet. You say, oh, I'm not happy with this product. All right, look what we did Doritos. Not happy with that. Just at Walmart. Trying to think, do I have any Halloween candy yet? Have I bought any Halloween candy yet? Not that we give out Halloween candy, but just for my own snacking needs.

There's a lot of Halloween. Everything looks like it, like, switched over. to some type of, there was Kool-Aid pouches that were like zombie something. Oh, hell yeah. Everybody's doing some type of little Halloween thing. Oh, I'm in. I'm in full Halloween. I have been since July, but I'm really in it now.

Yeah, I want to get my, uh, your decoration out. My fall time, whatnot, because there's, there's so many. And I'm like, oh, I want that or I want this. But I already know that I have, the Halloween totes are, they rival Christmas tots with how many I have. Good. I got a good amount of Halloween.

Halloween slash fall stuff. Halloween's the best holiday. It should. That one I like decorating for. That one's fun. You got to so many fun decorations. I don't feel as OCD riddled with, because Christmas, there's just too much. Yeah.

And I do it myself, so I can't really complain. But Halloween doesn't really mess with my like, oh my God. Oh, there's so much clutter. Oh, there's so much clutter. Oh, there's so much clutter. Christmas feels like clutter because none of those things look like they belong in your home any other time of the year. Yeah. Whereas like.

Falltime stuff. A gourd isn't that shocking to see sitting out. Yeah, right? A couple like spider webs maybe, or they're not too bad. I love Halloween decorations. Speaking of spider web, just real quick, between you and me. Did you see Boss Lady's spider web as a tree? I don't know.

I thought it was a decoration until she panned out and it was her backyard. I got to ask her about that. I just thought, I forgot about that till right now. Giant spider web in a tree. And I thought too, I was like, oh, they're setting up for spooktacular stroll. It looked like rope. Yeah. What is that?

I don't know. It looked like the biggest spider thing ever existed. None of you know what's talking about because it was her private Instagram. But I'm with you. I thought she was setting up at Sputacular Stroll and then it was her yard. Yeah, it was just a big huge spider web and a tree. And I was like, oh, cool. Like you said, I was like, oh, what little thing is this going to be for Sputacular?

Pan out. Backyard Tree. Ooh. Good morning. This is K Rock. Speaking of the Sputacular Stroll, get your tickets now. Spooktacular stroll.com. Four.

Terrifying. Oh, nine themed sections. Terrifying sections, including dinosaur dungeon, skeleton graveyard, Tylenol, and Pumpkin Patch, Spooktacularstrol.com for more information. We're talking commercial actors in here because you and I both have an obsession with commercial actors. And when they... Crazy. We watch them age.

Like, it starts because you know that these people want to. be actors. Yep. They want to be like in a Scorsese film. Like when they're done with college, they, whenever they go out there. Right. And they just assume.

And then they end up doing like a diarrhea medication commercial. Right. Or you just see like in a tied commercial or this or whatever I mean. And then you just watch them. You watch them grow. And then we were both saying we get freaked out when commercial people end up in real shows. And then like boom in the show for a little while. And then back to commercials.

Toyota Jan was in an episode of Modern Family. Flo is in the middle. Yep. Lily from 18T will pop up and stuff, man. There's a lot of random people that are in things. And if you Google some of them, they're making pretty good livings. Dude, you make so much money doing commercials. When I was in that world for a little while, when I was almost the Verizon guy for a minute.

When I almost got the Verizon commercial, my buddy Barron got a Coca-Cola commercial. And they got a great thing going if you're a commercial actor. we don't get that in the radio world, like we get nothing. But if you, every single time a TV act, like a commercial actor, every time that spot plays, they get paid. Yeah. So every time Barron's Coca-Cola commercial aired, he got money for it. Like, no matter where it airs, whatever, they keep track of that stuff. It was awesome.

Yeah, that would be the best. So I can't imagine how rich flow is. Right, right? Or just like... Or Jan from Toyota. Or just as an example, I've been watching, remember there. the commercial where the two Or mayhem, yeah, exactly.

That guy, yep. The two people, the two parents are in the backyard and it's tied and they want to know, can it get this out? And their two kids are rolling in the mud. I've been watching both of them forever in things where it's like, you're watching them grow?

You know what I mean? Like, oh, now you're a dad in the commercial with kids where before you were like the silly guy. You know what I mean? That type deal where you're like, you've got to be making so much money for all these years. They make so much money.

And it's all this guy does or all this one lady does. I've never seen her in anything. It's just commercials. Good for them, man. It's like you've done it. Good for them. You found your thing. I wish I was better at like having a contract or representation because now people are

hearing my voices on podcast, I guess. Yeah, I don't understand. And I feel like I should be getting paid for that. Someone is putting my voice in podcast and I don't know about that. Yeah, a lot of things I feel like, yeah. I think that like it's my theory. that all these companies have like podcast networks now. So like maybe a, I record a commercial and then it goes to like, we'll say I heart or whatever.

And then they sell it to a podcast. So now I'm on a podcast, but I'm not getting money for that. I want money for that. Yeah. That's my voice. People, I've been in this market for 15 years. People know who I am now. Yep.

Anyways, I'm not going to get in a whole thing. All right. Did you see Oscar and Meredith on who wants to be a millionaire? Now, no. I should warn. Oh, boy. If I were to post this clip on a Syracuse.com article, the Facebook comments would be atrocious.

Oh, boy. We're going to ignore all of that. Okay. Because it's Jimmy Kimmel, hosting who wants to be a millionaire. Okay. With Oscar and Meredith trying to raise money for Planned Parenthood. So the brand.

The brains that would explode on Syracuse.com comments about this. Yes. So let's just watch the clip. Because, spoiler alert, they get the million. They do. Oh, thanks. Well, it's in the new... I'm sorry.

Kate Flattery and Oscar Nunez hit the $1 million question last night on the finale of who wants to be a millionaire. They even called Brian Baumgardner, Kevin. Okay. For their phone number. friend. Uh-huh.

Then they ate at Woke Perkins, correct, yes. Where that comes free with every meal, you get a free plant parenthood, you need abortion. Oh, they do, yeah, yeah, yeah. Morning after. Every, yeah, everybody gets a free abortion. Here's the question.

Let's see if anybody can get it before they answer it. Let's go for it. Okay, go. Go, D, go. They're going for a million right here. What's the question? Are things over to a little? I think of Jimmy's going to read it, hopefully.

Okay. I hate this game. Go, go. Go. Jimmy Kimmel? Go. D. Wanderer, final answer. All right, so.

The question was, the word planet comes from the ancient Greek word that literally means what? Oh. She guessed Wanderer. I guess. So that's going to hit. I've never, I never even knew that the word planet came from something. No idea. Unbelievable.

There's a long journey to get here. Yeah, that takes a while to do this game. So much wandering. I could make a case for every one of these choices. I like Meredith's hair color. You're laying down, looking up at the sky, stranger, immortal, powerful. Oscar doesn't like this.

He hates it, he wants to pick me over with. I want to throw up. Reasonable choices. And yet, I like the drums. The choice. you made by putting yourself in the body is incorrect now we kill the bucket of puppy of an ancient Greek oh my god do you think the producers are like you have to kill with

there's a little bit time vamp well they know they're building up the hype here choose the correct answer they hit it they want a million dollars watch these I'm I feel like they I don't think they need it no but don't just I sometimes feel like the celebrities might need that money. Yeah, I were like, can I get a little with that million? I'm just, I was just married. I feel like Meredith and Oscar are making tons of money just based on how much office, the office plays. Yeah, there are residuals from the being syndicated everywhere is making them bang.

But there's a good amount of shows with, like, when you watch like Celebrity Family feud. Yeah. And it's like Corey Feldman's family. You're like, I bet he needs that money. Whoa. The comeback kids family? Corey Fubbin's family doesn't need any money, bro. Like, there's got to be, that's one thing I don't know about.

We're in the show business. Yeah. Like, there's some... Yeah. Yeah, you're doing it for a charity and that's the whole thing and exciting or whatever. But sometimes these actors also need that money. Is there like a fee they get paid to be on it, maybe? Right.

Like Hal Sparks needs that. Yeah, right. I love the 80s money. Right. Celebrity family feud is the worst. Like, when the Kardashians are on, you're like, ah, it's a Kardashianian, whatever. Or like Travis Barker and the... them. You're like, yeah, they don't need the money.

Yeah, you'll be good to go. But, you know, you get like Randy Quaid on there. Randy Quaid on. I need this. All right, Randy, we'll get you. Hold on. Or like Stiflers on. Oh, although we learned that Stifler's loaded, right? Did we just learn that? Oh, I think so.

Yeah. Yeah. Good for them. Congratulations. They are splitting their winnings between Planned Parenthood and a Philadelphia-based food bank called Phil Abundance. Nice. Real quick, showgirl Stephanie shared this on her Facebook, so I'll say it on

the radio. Uh-oh. If you lost a male German Shepherd up near Griffin Road on Onondaga Hill. Oh, he is safe. He is at Showgirl Stephanie's house. But if you have lost your German Shepherd, um, hit us up in the text line. I'll get it to Stephanie. Male German Shepherd, older dog.

Is it really big? That? Is that the dog? You're looking. No. He has a red or orange collar. I can't tell from the photo. He is safe.

intro girl Stephanie's garage but if you are missing your puppy up on Onondaga Hill hit me up on the text on I'll get your info to Steph all right? Because a lot of people up there get kind of just let their dogs out because they got room not with all of the

animal activity someone like that German Shepherd could be like deer oh all right gotcha and just kind of bounce because there used to be a big German Shepherd that an older guy in a house near my apartment would be like,

Oh, he keeps getting out. He's going after these deer. And I got, he's like, he has like a six foot fence or something, and it still is like, I don't care.

German shepherds are, they're going to get out if they want to get out. Nice dog, doesn't ever, just turns and runs. So if you are a Lincoln Park fan, but you also want to cool down your brain. Listen,

every day is hell. We know that now. The information throwing at us, the world we live in now, it's a lot of stress. Got rid of supersized. options of McDonald's. It's awful.

Cats and dogs living together. Well, I got good news. Okay. As the group Rockabai Baby has just released Lullaby renditions of Lincoln Park. Oh, boy. So it's Lincoln Park songs,

but done as lullabies. Are they allowed to do that? Great question. I wonder if they had to ask, like, permission for it. Right? Here, let me, I'll give you a bunch of examples. Okay.

Here's one step closer. Sounds like a rap sample. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's really calming. Oh, they're not going to sing at all. They're just going to... I don't think so. I think it's just like this.

Maybe that's how they get away with it. It's just instrumentals? This is... I like it. But it's not calming me down. Oh, I want to hear numb? Maybe numb will do it for you. It's like the start of the Nintendo Link and Park video game.

It's like you're turning on the video game. Why is this... This is giving me a warm blanket feeling. Good night, everybody. See, I don't... No, I don't, someone, it makes me uncomfortable. I don't, some reason I don't, I don't really like it. Here's bleed it out.

Work with babies, but it's working with me, man. I don't know what, I don't like, I don't know what it, why it's making me not, like, it's giving me anxiety or something. Here, let's listen to crawling. Oger says there's different versions of other bands, too, Metallica, nine-inch nails, etc. That's hilarious. Yeah, it sounds like old ringtones, doesn't it? Hold on, who's calling me, hello? Oh, hold on.

Hello, who is this? It sounds like Nintendo. It does. It's real peaceful. Like it sounds like a, yeah, you're waiting to start the Lincoln Park video game

and you just haven't yet. So it's just sitting on the home screen. Yeah, let me go, look it. This same group has done a bunch of them. Here, let's listen to a ring of fire.

Rockabai Baby is the group if you want to look it up on your Apple music, Spotify, whatever. It is, it's Nintendo video game music. Like I'm exploring a world right now.

It's like not, like Animal Crossing. It's like almost. 8-bit musicy but not. This is making people actually sleepy. This does not make me even in the least tired. I can't find any of the other ones. What's your tiny dancer?

Okay. Now I can't get over like I'm just envisioning little Nintendo cartoon characters walking around like Animal Crossing or something. Yo! Woohoo! Yo-hoo! Ice cream truck music for boomers, exactly, Jojo. Here we go.

Woo-hoo! Here's Californication chili peppers. Now it's scrolling what you have to do in the land of the... Or it's like you've just met the shopkeeper. Yes. Oh, hello. Welcome to my shop. It looks like you need help with your adventures along the way.

Here, take these. Take this jar of dreams. And now you're walking back. Now you just open the back up. Yeah, now you're back out. Yep, now we're back outside. Into the warden the villages. Now we're walking on the villages.

Oh, you've come upon a horse in the darkness. Hello. It looks like you were on your way to have travels. 315, 364. Would you like company? Yes or no? Excellent. Let's go.

Now you're trying to get on here on a horse. Yeah, they have a ton of Taylor Swift ones. They must have to ask for rights to do this. Unless it's under parity law and you're allowed to do it under parody law. Because there's no words? Yeah. It's okay to show them because they ain't got no souls. I was just making Twitch and YouTube

Listen to my favorite band right now I can't play any of their music on the radio Was it called Big As Truck? Big ass truck and they are so good and so loud And they help me take all the anger I have And just listen to it loud in my car And it makes me feel better Still a little screaming around

Ohoy, hoi everybody Good morning Every half-mile Halloween walk with the family is just about a, less than two weeks away, October 9th, every Thursday through Sunday, 5 to 9 p.m. over a Long Branch Park, you can take the kids, explore nine themed sections, including the dinosaur dungeon, the skeleton graveyard. Your mom texting you, call me.

And Pumpkin Patch. Oh, bumkin batch. Doggween on Thursdays, treats on the trail, Saturdays, and Sundays. Boctacular stroll.com. We'll be getting back into house parties here. I was going to do one tonight, but I forgot it was homecoming, so I got homecoming stuff for the kids. We're busy. You're busy, Dever.

Got a big bang bang bang. Real quick, I want to run through a couple of these. Yesterday on the show we did those don't knock it to you try at life hacks, like people doing things. Okay. And a bunch of you sent yours in. Some of you, like, whichever one of you texted, sitting down facing the opposite way on the toilet.

Like, you're not really doing that, right? You're not doing reverse. Does he do that? Where are you going to put your chocolate milk? You're going reverse cowgirl on the toilet. And then you've never seen that episode? Now that you say that I have, yes. And it turns out that that is actually the way you're supposed to sit.

The guy invented it. Where are you going to put your chocolate milk? Yeah, this week, South Park is so good, by the way. Go watch it. It's so funny. Shower beers. Yeah, we talked about shower beers. We had a shower beer.

They had them for a little while. The first one was really good. I am new to... When did I do this? Oh, there was something we came back from. And none of my family was home, but I needed a shower. so I went on the porch and I smoked a couple puffs off a joint

and then I took a shower and that was the best shower in my life and I didn't even know that you stoners were doing stone showers yeah we don't do it on purpose usually it just kind of happens usually in the morning that was awesome when you wake up like that's

like a stoner like that's like one of the first things we do usually when you're like especially on like the weekend too you gotta go to work and be like hey I'm gonna get real stone you're like all right there's a shower It was new to me because I remember we were at a thing and we were hot and sweaty and the wife had the kids somewhere. I don't know where they were, but they weren't home yet.

So Freddie and I went out on the porch and I was like, and you know personally how much Freddie loves to smell the weed. He's a big fan. So I had a little tote and then I went and took a shower and I was like, and I remember texting Cody. I was like, bro, you guys were keeping stone shower secret from me. These are so good. See, it's just because, again, it's because you are turning into the John Stewart smoker like me. We're on weed, man. Weed.

Using a potato peeler to cut your cheese. Okay. Wait, what? You know like a peeler? Yeah. You just cut your cheese with it. That's not bad. I mean...

Okay. I've got a knife. I use knives. I don't know why it would be different. Is that your future wife? You got to go meet her? All right, yeah. Sorry, that lady just walked by.

Cody's in love. Very good. But yeah, I don't, I've seen people do, like, I used to have one of those cheese cutters. Do you ever have one of those? Yeah, the weird looking knife I know you're talking about. It's very similar. But, yeah, just my big-ass knife works bestest.

This one, did you text this one in? Maybe. You ever try eating a kiwi with the skin on? Top-notch. I eat them all. That's your boy. He eats the whole thing. Yup.

Whole thing. Every once in a while, the end nub. is a little hard, so I don't eat the end. Nubbing. But the whole thing, oh, delicious. Guys, have you ever tried popping popcorn in a paper bag? What I do is I roll the bag closed, put it in the microwave for three minutes. Once it's popped, then I throw seasoning in the bag, shake it all up.

Yeah. Coats all the popcorn. Did someone just ask if we've ever had popcorn the only way any of us have ever had popcorn in a bag, a paper bag? How is you, I mean, yeah, you can make it on the Colonels. They make it on the stove, but. Right. Spoiler, fella. Yes.

Textline says, I use an apple peeler for my hard butter. That's a good idea. That'll get you nice. My bad hard butter open for. You were playing last night with Thomas E and Nicholas? Yep, you let me pop up there. Now, what does this mean? Have you ever tried greasing a corn cob by buttering a slice of bread?

Oh, boy. Wrapping that bread around your genitals. No, you wrap the bread around the corn on the cob. and then you jerk it off Yes, I think you just give it Just give the corn a little hand oh Handy I think that's what the person is saying Oh no, I'm just buttering my corn, come back

This is sure you are bud Josh you would love this one because you don't like touching food I use chopsticks to eat Cheetos That's a good idea That's not bad I didn't even think about that That's a good idea That's not bad at all

There should be something like that for food for people like you you know what I mean like a little little finger condoms like something yeah they make finger condoms but no but like yes but you know like the little finger puppets but it's like bigger you know whatever you can just grab and then when you're not

touching the chips or whatever my wife uh when we went to the family fall fun day when got dinner afterwards I ordered the beef on whack so it's a big roast beef beef beef on whack sandwich and I was with my knife and forth cutting it yeah yeah that's a And I was eating it that way?

Yeah. My in-laws were like, what are you doing? And my wife just goes, he doesn't like touching his food. It's exactly global in our chat. The other way to do with the Cheetos is you just drink out of the bag. Yeah, like how Josh drinks his fries. How I eat my French fries? He's an animal, no catch upon his fries.

Okay, odd. Look at those giant dogs, dude. You can't see him on. Oh, wow. You guys can't see him on chat. But those are huge white dogs walking through downtown. Those are great, great, how do you say that? Pyrinese?

Whatever that is. Whatever that one is that he's trying to say. That's who's just walking down the street. Advert. Pre-previse. Did I say that? Did I say that right? The preakness. Is that right? Is that okay?

I understand why they had to ask this business to not serve there anymore. I get it. I'm bummed about it because I love small businesses finding success. But the Mayo Clinic, which is a hospital. Uh-oh. For, you know. Yeah, but. had to request

that graveyard shift coffee not serve coffee at their campus because it was bumming people out. Their whole vibe is death. It has skeletons on the truck. Its drinks are called murder spice, bloody eyes, formaldehy. I get it.

I'm bummed because this sounds like a fun coffee truck, but... Yeah, but there's plenty of places you can go. There's plenty of other places. That one doesn't need to be it. You don't got to go there for that. The truck was designed to serve overnight workers 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.

It was called graveyard shift because you're doing the graveyard shift. Yeah. Problem is people were getting real bummed out, having to, like, come out of the hospital where maybe their loved one just passed. Oh, cool. I guess I'll just get the death cough here. Can I get

dead grandpa. Thanks. Can I get in the order of the dead spouse? Yeah, here you go. Here you go. Vente. Hi. I'm sorry, did I startle you?

When you're used to hearing a certain type of commercial, something like this, Ken, well, take you by surprise. That's kind of how it is with the Lexus RX, a vehicle that has continued to defy expectations for over 25 years. From the first luxury vehicle of its kind to the first hybrid luxury vehicle, to the only plug-in hybrid worthy of the RX name. We understand you want more than the everyday SUV. It isn't being understood an amazing feeling.

See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football. What's, yeah, who do they got this week? Falcons. Oh, that should be. That sucks for the Falcons. Why, they're really bad? They did not have the best game last week,

and you don't want to follow up an offer against the Panthers. E! With a trip to Buffalo. Is it home or is it home or is it? That doesn't matter either. way. Oh, no, I'm wrong. It's Saints at Bills. Oh. Saints at Bills. Either way.

It's 28th of Saints at Bills, yeah. All right, well, okay, either way, that's still not. I read the thing on the screen. I don't know why the copy says Falcons on the screen. I think they do play the Falcons at some point. They do next. In two weeks, they play the Falcons. But yeah, oh, Saints, that'd be a win. How are the Saints? Terrible. Who's their quarterback?

Shane Rattler. Don't even know who that is, bud. It's a weird one where he was a highly touted quarterback at, like, South Carolina for like a year and then at Oklahoma. He just bounced all over and never lived up to the hype, but he's in the NFL where their motto should be. If somebody drafts Tommy DeVito, everybody's got a chance. Here, let me run down some of the matchups.

Tell me what you think. So the Viking Steelers is Sunday at 9.30 a.m. Because it's in Dublin. Yeah, that one will probably be a damn because I'm Aaron Rogers in the experience. I could see the Steelers. Commanders have the Falcons. That's Sunday. Oh, that sucks even more for the Falcons.

Oh, I knew that. I knew that. But, yeah, Washington. Chargers at Giants. will have the Jackson's debut. Jackson Darts going to start. Let Darts start. I'll watch that game.

I want to see how this guy plays. I think Chargers will probably handle him. But I can see him. Who knows, man? Maybe he comes out. He's a gunslinger. Huck some Totties. Titans at Texans.

This should be a nice bounceback game for the Texans. But the Titans keep seeming like they're on the verge of trying to get a win with their whole new quarterback and all that crap. Eagles at Buccaneers. That'll be a fun game. Eagles are still really good, right? Yeah, Eagles are really good. Bucks are not as good, but they play well with games like this. Baker Mayfield likes high-profile games. So I think this would be a fun. It's probably a 4 o'clock game. That'd be enjoyable.

At Patriots. Which is more fun now that the Panthers are looking a little better. Saints at Bills. That's a Sunday at 1 o'clock game. We're going to that. It's in Buffalo. It's in Buffalo. That's a waste of a home game. Brown's at Lions. at Lions Nah, not Lions Jags at 49ers

That's a weird one Jags underperforms so often I don't know if Brock Purdy is going to come back Safe bet would be take the Niners But Jags if they ever get their offense going Yeah It's it for them

Colts at Rams Who knows this stupid ass Colts team I don't even know I would imagine the Rams But I can see them being like And Daniel Jones Miraculously wins again Mm-hmm

Bears at Raiders or 25. See, that's going to be a weird one where it should be the Bears by every means the Bears because of what they've been doing the last couple weeks. But they looked so amazing against the Cowboys last week. This would be one where the Raiders win and be like, what happened?

All of a sudden the Bears dropping 50 on Dallas last week. Can't even muster a touchdown. There's something stupid. But I'd imagine the Bears should win. Ravens at Chiefs. Oh, that's an interesting one. I would say Ravens, but these guys battle back and forth.

good at Chiefs. Mm-hmm. Is that the Sunday nighter? No, you're the Sunday nighter. Packers at Cowboys. I knew that. I knew that. And we'll do that game here in about 40 minutes for our gaming stream.

That one would be the Packers, I would imagine. Unless this is a crazy shootout. Mm-hmm. If this is a crazy 40-something, 40-something, then Dallas has a chance to win. But no CD lamb, our running backs are what they are. I don't. Like I said, it'll be 37-7 at some point. point in the fourth quarter, and then

Dak will do that thing where he scores like two random touchdowns to make it look better for the final score. And then you got two Monday night football games. They're doing that again? Jets, Dolphins, Bengals, Broncos. Ooh. Yikes.

That poor team Live most. No, the Bengals were awesome until Carson, or, uh, Carson Palmer, oh my God. Joe Burrow went down now. Yeah. Especially after that debacle. week with her backup look terrible.

Mm-hmm. Yikes. What was the first one? Jets, Dolphins. First one, yeah. 7.15 Jets at Dolphins, 815 bangles at Broncos. It's football. And then last night, it was a Thursday night bird fight on Amazon Prime.

You ain't going to clip the wings of these birds because I ran a Thursday night. Birdfight ammo on Prime night. Seahawks won it with a field goal in the end. Seahawks over the Cardinals last night. On a Thursday night bird fight, the guys were ready to fly. They got their wings on. And their claws are sharp. It's a Thursday night bird fight on Amazon pride.

Large talons in there swooping out in a river and they're scooping out our fish. And they're having it for data. That's a Thursday night bird fight. Of course, tonight your Seminoles play. And then tomorrow you got a nooner right here in the Mohawk Valley. Of course, we are your home for Q's Athletics as well. So if you're listening in the Mohawk Valley 94-9, we'll have the Duke Syracuse game tomorrow at noon. Of course, Brostat TK-99.

Boom. Has that action? right here. Other side of this, the dream we all have. Wait, what? Not that dream. The dream we all have when we go to the Herkimer Diamond Mines, and we think we're going to find them biggest, best as Diamond ever.

And they're all real. This didn't happen in Herkimer Diamond Mines. I don't know if you guys ever heard of a cool rancher years. I mean, they got, they got these other ones. They got other ones. They haven't had it. There's not jones. No, I was telling chat that I accidentally ordered the cool range.

Toritos Locos Taco and as I was eating and I go oh I really like this you you you ordered you ordered the thingy with the the thing it was like a Cholupo almost with the cool ranch in it because that's you can get the cool ranch Doritos Locos Taco just the I know no mine's the one with like that soft bread on the outside that was my move man you can get a Taco Bell sells like the cheese ones at like Walmart and stuff a lot of these places are starting to be like just here here just do it do it home you're still giving us money Here's our product.

So a family visiting Arkansas went to like the Arkansas version of our Herkimer diamond mines. There's this called the Crater of Diamonds State Park. Do they have a Ghostbuster that runs their vodka through that because he thinks it's full of aliens? Good point. I don't think so.

I bet you didn't know that you were working with the aliens and that you also were drinking the aliens. So they go to this place and like we all do, like, you're like, all right, yeah, let's kids, let's smash some hammers and try to find some diamonds. I've never, no, I went there once to the Hurtimer Diamond mines. With a kid in school, like his mom. And I remember it being just, I was like, they're not real though? No, they're Hercimer diamonds.

They're not real diamonds. Yeah. They're the Tannacroid alien diamonds. When I said that, I wasn't making a joke. No, he does. He filters his vodka through Hercim or diamonds if you don't know that. A Ghostbuster filters his vodka through the Herkimer Diamonds because he thinks they're full of aliens. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Or something about that. Like the aliens visited Herkimer or something. That's why they're there. I don't know. Either way. So this family, like all of us, they went and just got some tools at the dollar store. They got a little sand pal.

They got like a little sifter. Okay. Because it's just a stupid thing you're going to do with your family. Yeah, you get some little little thingies. They're out digging around. Mom sees like a real shiny thing in the ground. digs it out ends up being a 2.7

carrot chocolate brown diamond which I guess is very rare brown diamonds occur due to a process called plastic deformation which creates structural defects blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so it was a real one

it's a real diamond worth anywhere I mean depending on how it goes right now it's not like carved up or anything it could go for over $100,000 dollars Damn. That's impressive.

It's the third largest diamond out of 403 gems registered from that park this year. So there's been two bigger ones? Wow. So there's actual real ones there. Yeah, that's crazy. See, if that was an issue

like the Herkimer ones, then I probably would have been like, oh, we got to go. But I never ever even wanted to be like, oh, we got to go do that. In the gift shop at, Herkimer at the Herkimer Diamond Mines. Yeah.

They, there are some valuable ones. Even though they're just quote unquote, Herkimer diamonds, yeah. There's some, like there's some money behind something. Really? When you go, there's guys,

and it's usually always guys, who are like really prospecting. They have like a tent setup and they're like with their tools. Because you think you get, you get just one, I mean, depends on what you're not is, what you're not.

Depends on what your nut is. If you're not, gotta make my nut. Gotta make my nut. Sorry, got to make my nut. But if you make your nut, But if you're like, all right, I found a freaking $100,000 diamond. I'm sad.

Oh, that's not my not. My not's way less than that. Oh, that's how much right now. Congratulations to that family, man. Yeah, wow. 100.9-1065 K-Rock. It seems like we do one of these stories every year. And they're never a good idea.

An ultra-rare, orange lobster was in a tank down in Long Island. Oh, boy, here we go. And someone's like, well, I want to save the lobster. He is. He's in a tank. So they threw it in the ocean. Yep, there he goes. How quick did it die? Well, we'll never know because whatever killed it's at the bottom of the ocean.

These lobsters... You can't just take a lobster out of the ocean. Leave it in like some, like, you know, fish restaurant or what a seafood restaurant. Do lobsters have feelings? Do they have feelings? They have a lot of emotions, right? Right? Aw.

No, my. Broncato is the person that Kyle Brancato said he was shopping at the tops on Jefferson Road. They got tops down there? Spotted the orange lobster in the tops tank. Okay. Bought it. Okay. Put it in a 20-gallon fish tank with some seawater.

Let it get acclimated. Let it get to the proper temperature. And then with the help of the island group, took it down to the Long Island Sound on Wednesday, they threw it in the ocean. All right. I mean... Now, I thought we're only... We're not supposed to even take those out of the ocean in the first place.

Like, you ever watch those lobster shows? Probably not. No, no, I have... I've seen some of them where they were like... Oh, that one's got a vagina. And they got a throw it back. Or if it's, like, one of the blue ones, like, if it's one of the rare ones that have lived forever,

they're like, ah, we can't take that one. So I don't know how it got to the tops in the first place. But it was probably if they just, you know, just mass catching their... They're like, oh, okay, whatever, blah. So now it's back in the ocean, most likely very... Very dead, probably. Instant lobster death. Congratulations, I guess.

Happy Friday, everybody. Oasis Friday. You're right, Dragon. It is an Oasis Friday. We've got our Oasis shirts on. If you're not watching, just listening, we have our Oasis shirts on. First time wearing them. It sounds our big concert.

I like them. I like our Oasis shirts. Yeah, Twinsies. We both got good ones. I'm bummed to read this, and I didn't know that until you guys just talked about it in chat. What? Lemons are a hybrid fruit. No.

way. Originated from northeastern India. It is a cross between a citron and a bitter orange. Okay, so it's not exactly. Like an orange. A lemon and an orange, exactly. It's a type of... Well, a lemon wouldn't exist.

So how would you cross breed it? You see what I'm saying? You're saying a lemon is a creation of a lemon and an orange combined. Oh, sorry, a lime. Yeah, a lime. Yeah, yeah. But as long as I thought, yeah, that makes sense, I guess. But not a...

Not really comprehended it. My brain is like, No, it doesn't make sense. A lemon is not a naturally occurring thing. It is a hybrid developed, like I said, bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons. We actually invented them. That makes sense.

Okay. We did it to ourselves. Okay. When we give ourselves lemons. Radio world, we're going to hand you off. Paulie has a lemon party when he has lemons. He goes, by the way, if you want to ask Paulie about his lemon party, nobody throws a better lemon party than Pauley Cibelia.

That's too much. Okay. I see in court. Sude. I got a photo of it. He's never letting him to let me release. but he does throw a great lemon party. Someday when we're like 80 years old in, you know, on our deathbeds.

Okay, release that pretty pretty good. It's not even that bad. No, it is. You did a great job. Thank you. But nobody would believe he's in. I mean, I don't know, no, but. All right.

Again, he hosts a great lemon party. Ask him about it. Ask him about today during his show. Ask him about it. Especially if Steve Martin. He foundies there. Stel. And Paulie Huff.

Tell Steve to Google it. His upcoming Lemon Party. All right, Radio World, you'll get the 90s at 9. We'll throw off some dish walla to kick things off. I got to be Dak. And now we're going to do our Dallas Cowboys Friday game. Gaming stream is in Twitch and YouTube. I'm the Packers.

Is it at Cowboys? No. I don't think so. Packers Cowboys for your gaming stream on a Dallas Cowboys Friday. Cody will obviously be his Dallas Cowboys and I'll be the Packers. Who do I got again? I think it's Ant-Tales. What do you mean?

Lose my quarterback? You got Jordan Love. You got a trio pretty decent receivers, good running back. The defense obviously is really good. At Dells. You're coming to Jerry's World, though. You think I'm just going to let you pack it? I'm going to pack it in.

You're saying, no, I think I want you to pack it in. You didn't want to let you just come on into Jerry's world, willy-nilly? No, we're going to make you pack it in and go back up to Lambo. I'm going to beat them really good, you guys. You're cheese. is gonna be curdled. You can place your bets right now in Twitch. I'll post that bat right now.

Radio World, you get dishwala. Keep it locked. Let's K-Rop.