The Show - BIBLICAL

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Like dogs? I think they're saying Cody.

Cody! Cody. I tried to watch some of that yesterday because there was nothing on. I did. I watched probably more than I ever have combined the last like three years. Yeah, how'd you feel about it? Yeah, I don't really watch golf. It just, I don't know, it didn't, it doesn't do it for me.

I don't know. It's not a sport. It's not fast enough for you for a sport. I like that they have sped it up. Okay. I do remember back in the day, it was just a lot of like, and you're going to stand around on a big open field and look at a guy. Shudged it up a little bit.

They've added some. Some salt and vinegar to the broadcast. Yeah. But. No, thank you. Rory McElroy is having an amazing year after winning the Players' Championship on St. Patrick's Day in a playoff.

He had to take the Masters to one extra hole. Yesterday against Justin Rose, that was Rory's Bertie Putt for win at Augusta. I mean, that part was cool. It went to overtime at their Super Bowl. That is cool. He now has the whatever there, Grand Slams.

is Masters, the Players, the U.S. Open and the Open Championship. Because I know I absolutely bet on it because, again, there's nothing else to bet on. And I definitely bet on him to choke to someone else. You know, there was all those. And he started to, he was up a little bit, and then you could see it trickle. And he hits that one into the crowd. And it's like, uh-oh, skebrios. What else are you betting on this weekend?

What other sports were even on? There was random, just random baseball and basketball. I don't really, let's see, did I really bet on? Because I don't like to just, I mean, I just said I just randomly bet, but I don't just like to just throw money away. I like to kind of, at least. And you're not, you're betting like a dollar. You're not betting hundreds of dollars.

Also that. I'm not going buck wild here. You're just having a little fun. Yeah, enough to put together a couple harlays here and there to win a couple buckaroos. Let's see. What else would I bet on on on the weekend? Uh, some Brave stuff, Atlanta Braves things. Did they win over the weekend?

No. Okay. Uh, yes, but I didn't win this one. Okay. Uh, I put together a parlay that did terribly. Okay. And then the last one was the, when we played a hockey game, I then put together a parlay that we did, but it was like last Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, no. Not really much. Not much at all. No, I, uh, you and I, uh, you and I were both loafs pretty much over the weekend. You're awesome. As, uh, we're getting into a busy week. here. WrestleMania week,

it's Metallica week. Yep. What else is going? It's the weekend of Easter weekend. Yeah. Okay, so a lot going on this weekend. Don't you start going to like shows? Next Friday is soul coughing, I believe, yeah, right?

I hope it's not, yeah, it's next Friday. It's the 25th of soul coughing. Yeah, that starts a long stretch of a bunch of stuff. Yeah, a lot going on, but I'd be surprised if my watch tracked, I don't know, 10 steps this weekend. I did not move, really. See, I walked a bunch. with also the dog.

We took Fred for a walk yesterday. But, I mean, other than that? Yeah, a lot of low-key hanging this weekend. Not a lot to report back. Just a lot of TV watching and video game play and not a lot to report back. Nope, I started watching that Paradise. I gave it another chance. I like it.

I like it. Good. It's good. It's neat, neat little concept. What else is going on? Oh, I watch an awesome documentary over the weekend. I can tell you about where they were looking for. I don't know if you remember this story from 2016,

but this guy, Forest Fen, hit a treasure out in, like, Yosemite or something. Sounds very, very familiar. And all these treasure hunters were going nuts, like internet treasure hunters were going nuts. It was like a three-part documentary on that. I really liked it, just people trying to find his gold. Did he really actually put some?

He really put gold out there. And somebody really found it. Oh, really? Yeah. That's cool, man. Like, he was just like a guy who he dealt in, like, antiques and stuff. So he just like, he was just over his life had gathered old coins and gold nuggets and just like stuff as an antique guy.

Yeah. And he's like, you know, be fun if I put this out in the woods and like, he wrote a poem that had clues in it. And then he hit it out at this place. I won't say where because I don't want to ruin the documentary of you guys. That's wicked cool. So like people went. Yeah. It lasted like 10 years.

People trying to find this treasure. Oh, that's even cooler. People died trying to find this treasure. Like it's a cool. doc. I think that now that makes more sense, now that you said people died. Like if you remember there was like, it's in the desert one of the spots. Yeah, it was in the desert. They would like the Today Show would give updates on it. They'd be like Forest Friends Treasure. Like it was a thing for a while, but it was a good doc.

Jimmy and the boys. Hey, that Jim and the boys over there? How many you think before he says something? I don't know if he would. Good morning. This is K. I was just telling Cody and the and the Twitch viewers that I would love it if I had the opportunity to interview James Hetfield but kept referring to him like Jim or Jimmy. Hey, I'm here with Jim Hatfield. Jim, Hatfield playing the dome here tonight.

Jim, let me ask you this, Jim, real quick question. I don't know if he corrects, does he? I bet it's two. Let me tell me right there. It's James. You call me James. Come me James. I don't feel comfortable with her Hatfield.

All right, so Jim. Because you know how celebrities will call like their friends like Bob De Niro. Yeah. You know, Bob De Niro and I were out there or like, or Marty Scorsese or whatever. I want to be on that term with a

Jim Hethfield. Is that like his... Do the other guys in the band call him Jim Hedfield? I was going to say, is that like his real actual name? You know what I mean? Or is it like... I think it's James.

I think he's always been James. Or is it like, you know, Christopher Michael James Hettfield. Oh, you know what I'm saying? Alan. Troyal. Troyal. Is it Troyal?

James Allen Hettfield. Bigel, let me ask you. We'll be talking to Jason Neustead on Thursday. Not about Metallica. As weird as that's going to be. What he's calling in on Thursday, Jimmy. Can I call you Jimmy? Is that all right? Did I run with you?

No. No. All right, Jimmy. Well, I'm going to anyway. So, Missouri Man. And this is a real gas station. Travelers know this place. It is called come and go.

although I believe they are trying to change the name, right? Or they sold off to somebody. Is that when Nebraska got me the shirt? The Cummingo shirt? Yes. The Breck will be coming in here a little while. Oh, I should have wore the shirt. A Missouri man crashed into a come and go

and then fled the scene, which is Cody's tip. Always flee the scene. Got to flee the scene. All right. That's wicked funny. Dale Hammett. Dale! Hey, Dale.

Come on now, Big Dale. Get it. Come on now, Big Dale. Get back here. Take care of your keys. Dale Hammett allegedly drove his 2012 Dodge Ram. He took a D-Ram. Come on.

He took a Dodge Ram into the Common Go. He rammed into the common go. Okay. The puns were just swimming in him. Right. And then he left without giving any information while they found him. He claims while he was driving, one of his crocs slipped off and got caught on the pedal, causing him to accelerate into the bill.

building, he's been charged of leaving the scene. So, in Missouri, is it real alligators? Or is he talking about the feet things? Oh, is that a real gator? You know, real gators? They slipped off my feet. No, but I don't know if that's a defense.

Yeah, I don't know how that works. I think you're still, it does it, like, why'd you leave? Like, you see, yeah, you still did a thing. Mm-hmm. Regardless of whether or not it was because of, you know, I don't know, car malfunction. Yeah.

Or you. You had a crock. Yeah. So your story, my friend, is a crock. Is a crook. Yeah, I mean, I could have told you, I always get nervous driving with flip-flops on and stuff because you never know. Yeah, it's weird. Croc is not really a secure footwear, but I know a lot of us wear them. And, you know, back when you're like 16 or 17, did it blow your mind that the,

was it the gas powder, which I want was like really thin when you drove barefoot the first time? Yeah, the first time you're like, wait a minute. You're like, hold on, wait. I assume that these pedals were the size of shirt. shoes the entire time. Yep, same. Just a little tiny ones. Small ones.

And then isn't it... Isn't it... Isn't it illegal to drive barefoot? Like, have I heard that? I thought maybe. I don't know. Somebody tell me, is it illegal? Why can't...

I'm sure if... Wouldn't you want my body feeling the pedal to the most of its ability? I don't know. There's got to be... I don't know why, yeah, why they wouldn't want you to just... If anything, you could get trouble having too many boots, huh? Yeah, I've got... My boots are too thick.

That would be a ticket out of my... Too big! Too much. We did too much. His boots are too big. I don't know. I like to drive barefoot unless it's illegal. And then...

No, it's not illegal. Joe just says, all right, cool. Again, we're not lawyers, so... No, but... But that'd be a weird... How would... How would they know? Did you have your sneakers off?

Like, how... Yeah, how would the cop know that you're barefoot? Taxline says it's an urban myth. You can drive barefoot. Again, we're not lawyers. I'm not saying anything to give advice. I mean, how would they know? I don't know.

Unless they looked down and there's your toesies just out and you're like, hey. But you would already have to be pulled over. I'd say, no, I took them off to get... When you pulled me over, I kicked off my boots to get comfortable. Yeah, I know, it was going to be here a minute. I want to get comfortable. You know what I mean? They couldn't, or they just going to guess?

Yeah. Well, that poodunk looks like he's trying to be careful. Yeah. There's certain people, bud. There's certain people. We have showgirls. So, Friday, I texted you. and I texted showgirl Danny this because she would have loved it.

There was a gentleman walking down my road with a beer. I do not live in a neighborhood. He had a beer. Clutch. Walking with his beer. Friday afternoon, Bud Heavy, of course. Absolutely.

Showgirl Danny let me know that yesterday fellow walking past her house with a beer, no shoes. Oh. No, it's nothing. And I go, well, the sun's out, them toes is out. Come on. I mean, you got to. The sun was out yesterday.

I'm walking barefoot. I got to get a little sun on these little piggy. You can't even have a dollar general in Phoenix. Good morning. This is Kay Rock. You can be careful because the family dollar people are, you know what I mean? There's probably factions. Oh, you think it's another gang.

Yeah, there's rival gangs. And they caught win that you were getting a Dollar General. And the other ones teamed up like that scene in, um, an Anchorman where all the new teams fight. Oh, so the family dollar and then the Dollar General and then what's the other one? The Dollar Tree has a faction. Yep, yep, and they all tussle. But no, what, what is it? Obviously, it's not the family dollar attacking its competition,

but it's somebody asked with our new Dollar General in Phoenix. You scumbags. Yeah, you're trying to get nice things. Everyone's been following, listen, we don't get a lot of activity up. Phoenix, it's a big deal for us to get a Dollar General grocery thing. Here's a newsflash for the people that did that. you're not hurting Dollar General

that was just some construction crew's equipment that you vandalized you dicks I don't know how they fix this somebody either smashed into like here I can show you the Phoenix police posts I'm sure Dollar General will handle it and all that stuff but I mean

it's just like a group of guys I'm sure or gals or whatever the hell it is well there's a credit union right across the street so I got to assume they have some cameras or something right hold on a second Let me do, I got to mirror it. If you're stupid enough to break into a dollar general that is being built and vandalize

construction equipment, you're on a whole other level of stupid. Yeah. Beyond another level of stupid. Yeah. Get one hobby, you loser of losers. Do something other than mess with people's property. Here's the wall. Somebody smashed in this wall.

It's under construction. not even done. There's the wall. They knocked over the port of John. They got inside this bucket loader and kicked the window out from the inside it looks like. Like that's not the Dollar General's bucket loader. That is a construction company's bucket loader that it's just, you know, some company.

And then all you do is you make it so nobody wants to come, make their, open their business in Phoenix, you scumbags. Huh. What, find something to do. Literally anything. That's a skid steer grist. I'm sorry. I don't know.

I don't know what things are, but that's a skid steer. That's what's most important. As long as you got us. The skid steer window was kicked out. Whatever the equipment was, it was trash. And I'm really disappointed in whoever did this. I know you're not awake at 6.30 whatever in the morning. They might be.

They might be on meth up all night, hanging out. It's probably just some townies. We got plenty of townies up in Phoenix. Playing with their tiny little dingies. Some dumb kids messing around and you're going to get caught. Now you're going to get caught. And I hope you're persecuted. Or pros are to persecuted.

We're persecuted, but prosecuted. I hope an old lady slaps your face very hard. Oh, someone's mom's going to slap you for this. Like, just the oldest Italian lady is going to yell at you in Italian, and then she's going to do the, come me, come me, like this. We'll figure out who did this. We'll figure out who did this. They will be punished, and Phoenix will have our Dollar General, damn it.

We're so close. I'm telling you, for first and experience, the kids in the middle school are stoked for this Dollar General. Oh, I bet. They're counting down the days they can go get candy. You just say the candy in those places? They're like, yo, is that open you dead? Not yet, bud. Carmelo Anthony's in town today, by the way.

I forgot about that. You could meet him. He's going to be at Flintstone, Syracuse today. It's going to be two billions away. Yeah, like a block from where we are right now. I believe the whole event is 11 to 5. He will be there at 1. 1 to 3, I think is the like.

And I think it's like if you purchase, well, just go to the Flintstone social media because they may have updated it. But it was like you buy $100 in product. You get to meet him or something. Yeah. Regardless, he's launching his. A new line of gardening accessories to next day. Right down there at Flintstone.

If you want to meet Carmelo Anthony, he'll be down there. What is it called? Stay Mello. Yep. Is this brand? Yep. Sure, I'll go buy some Mello. I'll try it.

I'm curious. I'll try a little bit today. I love new flowers. So explain to me who this gentleman is. Kiki Who on the Dodgers? Hernandez. Kind of utility player, really good. Okay.

All, you know, plays a lot of different positions. Big money, like a lot of money? Decent. Okay. I take them on the Braves. Good looking fella. As you know, all these sports teams have to run their social media accounts. It seems like the last decade of sports is like, here they are getting on the plane, here they are getting off the plane, here they aren't the thing.

There's a lot of back behind the scene stuff. Yes. So this is Kiki. All right, the ladies are saying he's very handsome. All right, Katie, well, you might like his hat then. This is Kiki getting on a plane last week. Social media team for the Dodgers taking a bunch of photos. Hey, there they go.

Have fun on your road trip. Now, they could have just not posted this photo. I'm sure they had a million photos. Right. But they posted it, and they had to edit out his hat. I wonder if they posted it quick because someone didn't realize it, and then someone that was in charge was like, hey. Oh, maybe.

It says this on there. Blur it. I will let this. Because why does it, I don't know if it, why does it matter? Because it's a sexual act, but it's a skeleton. Well, they've also got to be family friendly, you know. Yeah. And the sexual act is pretty explicit.

I'll hear, I'll let this explain. Kike Hernandez got to be the horniest dude in all of baseball, a little perverted squirrel smile. If you don't already know, Kike was boarding a flight to head to Philly, and he was wearing this hat, except the Dodger's social team had to edit it out. Kike even commented and said that he felt disrespected that it was Photoshop. But why was it photoshopped?

Well, that's because it said, Butthole whisperer. Butthole whisperer. Got a skeleton. Cheeks deep. If I had to guess, that was a man's butt. You may ask, why do I think that's a man's butt? Exhibit A.

So for those of you just listening, I love that celebration. He cussed to their celebration where they just slam weeners into each other. Okay. Yeah, all right. It's hilarious. I mean, I can see from an organizational standpoint. Maybe the guy that does the crotch slam might not be who they want having butthole whisperer on their social media account.

He's known for that stuff then. That's just great. That's a funny hat. I mean, it is a skeleton face deep into butt cheeks. For those of you who don't. I like that he put up that he feels disrespectful. I know the disrespect that you had to. Disrespected.

I'm a bullwhisper and I want that back up there. And yeah, Cody Neffley wants that. I mean, I'm sure he still has it, but Griff had the show me your butthole hat. Oh, yes, he does. Yeah. Really. How old is Kiki? Is he a young guy?

Either late, late 20s, early 30s. He'd still definitely be butthole whispering. Ladies, look, hey, you can butthole whisper to any age, bud. Any day of time. There's no limit. Rory McElroy is so stupid. You could just, like, go to men's warehouse and buy a green jacket. Like, you don't got to work that hard, dude.

Or any thrift store ever because they're... Relax. They're ugly. It's a green jacket, dude. Wow. Like, oh my God. Always making it about you, Rory. Like, share.

Well, Cody, I got to be careful how I navigate this story. As not that I'm saying any of you are degenerate gamblers, but you can gamble on this for sure. Hey now. It is the first ever sperm racing league, Cody Mac. And I got to imagine. Excuse me? Sperm racing. I got to think I got some fast ones.

I mean, two for two. I'm two for two. I'm 100% of the times I've had intercourse. I've made babies. I've tried to smoke mine stupid, if you will. Yeah, so they can't swim right? Yeah, let's try to make sure they're nice. Pull off a joint, Mountain Dew.

Pull off a joint, Mountain Dew. Pull off a joint, It kicked in the junk a couple times. Absolutely. S-E-L-C-N-Y special. No, it's real. Okay. It's in Los Angeles.

It is the world's first ever sperm racing league. They're going to be live streaming an event on April 25th. This is what their website looks like right now. There's nothing on it. They're counting down to the world's first sperm race. Tickets to see it go on sale today. They have built a microscopic race race. track so guys can go head to head to see who's the fastest swimmer.

The track somehow mimics the dynamics of a woman's reproductive system, which how does that even work? I don't have even the slightest idea. They say the point is to bring the attention to fertility and turn health into a competition. I think a lot of us have been training for this sport for many, many years. Place. Your back.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1,000 Cs, 100 VIPs, one arena. They'll announce it about a day. They're going to put things on sale or whatever. All right. They say the new league will have everything every other sport has, including press conferences, weigh-ins. All right.

Play-by-play. Oh. Dude, dude. This is a sin. Dude, love, this is a sin. Yeah. Are they, like, pouring their stuff in? or they like, like, you know, because that's hard to time, you know.

I would think, like, I've never done the fertility clinic thing where you got to do it in a cup, so I don't know how it works, but I would imagine. It's hard to do it all at once. This ain't Inks Ma's bedroom. Oh, my God. I would imagine, HK, is it bringing your own? Is it bring B-Y-O-S? Right?

That's what I'm saying. Bring your own goop. Because you got to, I know that when they do that, like, fertility stuff, it dies. So you got to do something with it quick, right? Yes. What I'm saying is they're going to have to be making fresh batches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't make it at home and bring it in.

No, it has to be like a bath morning. Yes, like you got 15 minutes. We need a batch. In the arena. Yes. And I don't know much about biology, but doesn't the sperm somehow instinctively swim towards the egg? Well, that's what it's the track. That's what the track is?

Yeah. I don't know how this is going to work. at all. And I don't know how we're even going to watch it. What? What's the timer at in one day? That's when they go on sale. Oh, oh, okay, okay. So yeah, I don't know. The live stream is next week.

We'll have to just keep up with the news on that and keep waiting for it and watch. They say it's about making male fertility something people actually want to talk about, track and improve. Sure. They say the new league will have everything other sports have. Like I said, the first race will pit competitors for. from UCLA and USC. Okay.

So a real cross-town rivalry there. Yep, already. Got to get into it already. They hope to get other celebrities involved as well. I mean, I'd need to ask my wife, but I'd play. I'd play. I bet I got fast ones. Let's see, mine aren't, you know, all baked out of their mind.

Just hang out there. I hope I still got good ones at 43. Mine'll just kind of sway like they're at a Dave concert. Yo, dude. Oh. Safe bet that one of the way here in these typical times. It's going to be an arena of stinky, sweaty neckbeards who think that they have amazing DNA. Dudes, if you could just see the neckbeards on the internet who think that they have the best genes.

Yeah, no, I'm just thinking of that. If a woman would like to be my wife and be very lucky to have my heed. I'll be right there. There's going to be a lot of those guys. We have a special friend in studio. Nebraska's here. Pull that mic up, Nebraska. I found a lady outside.

We found a lady who is traveling. He's lurking outdoors. She is asking, she's not asking. I think your husband is texting right now. He says, thanks for asking Josh. I am fine. Cats are annoying me here. our daughter's at Grandma's house.

That checks out. Nebraska's here because you're making a journey and you asked to come visit us. Now you're usually watching us from Nebraska. And you're in our studio now. So how did we get here? Why did we go to Portland and then you're here? Who's up in Portland? You have a friend?

Yep, a coworker of mine. So we were working remote and that's how we met. We both working for the same company and she happened to be in Maine. I happen to be in the Omaha area. Okay. So we became good buddies at work, and then I decided to go visit her. I flew into Portland, Maine. She picked me up from the airport.

We spent a couple days hanging out. I got to see a lighthouse, and it was beautiful. Have I ever seen a lighthouse? Oh, my gosh. The only ones I think I've seen are like the, there's like the fuel around here, like the one that's on a night of lake. You know what I mean? It's not functional anymore, but I've never seen like a main white house.

Like the Oswego lighthouse. Oh, yeah. But that's not really. It's just always been there. Yeah, but that's close. It was just a functioning lighthouse? I'm not sure. It was like a national historic monument.

And the plaque said it was built in 1791. Wow. And it was like the first, it was the Portland headlight. Oh. And it was like the first major lighthouse. We keep meaning to get up there. Something, something. Every time my wife and I, I'm trying to plan like a summer trip, we're like, we've never gone up to Maine.

You should. We should go that way. Absolutely beautiful. And then you have a goal to get tattooed in all 50 states. Yes. That's cool. In the attitude in Maine. Yep.

You got a little tree. What is it? Well, it's a little pine tree. Oh, got a pine tree. Yep. And then you got New Hampshire? Yeah, I got a little key here in New Hampshire. A key?

Why a key from New Hampshire? What does that mean? So this is my junk drawer leg. Okay. I'm getting all type. Yeah, what is it all? I see a key. I see a bolt.

I see a pill. What are all those? The pill is Iowa. The bolt is Kansas. The key is New Hampshire. So I'm getting like things that you would find in a junk drawer or the bottom of a purse. Some things will have meaning because 50 states is a lot of tattoos. So not every single one is going to have like a huge meaning or story behind it.

The key just I thought would be fun. So wait, these are all pretty new. Is this like a new goal that you've had? Yeah, I just kind of came up with it a few years ago. Okay. New York is this one here on my... New York is a what? Is that a big crow?

Yep. Because we got a lot of crows flying around. I got that six years ago when I was the last time I was visiting. Okay. And then Oregon and Missouri are on my other thigh. Wow. So that's eight, ten? How many do we have total now?

Yeah, seven or eight. Seven or eight? Cool. We should have her do a virtual spin the wheel. Make her spin the wheel and then take the... I've already got New York checked off. Make it go somewhere else. You don't want to spin the wheel of tattoos?

I don't need a fart mic and I don't need a mashed potato bottle. Bring a mashed potato bottle to somebody in Nebraska and say, I need this tattooed on me, please. But do you though. You do. I don't think I do. Well, if you do what I will, I will find whatever shop you go to in Omaha, whatever it is, I will happily pay that artist to put that tattoo on you. If we virtually, real tattoos.

I'm all set. I'm all set. She'll come around. I've got New York and Nebraska already checked off. So, uh, thanks, but, uh, thanks, but no, thanks. Uh, it is your birthday and you naturally brought us guests now she is. Of course, yep. Following the new rule that we put in place with LaGuilli on Friday, is all guests going forward are required to bring us a,

food item of some kind. You have brought us bagelicious. Thank you. Did you see Jenny bagels in in the flesh today? I believe I saw her sitting at a table. Yeah, probably doing Jenny bagel stuff. Working and doing all the important things. But you brought us gifts. I did. In this box. And you said that you want to reveal them to us here. Do you want to give them to us now? Would you like me too? I would. I know. Yeah. If there's gifts, yeah. Okay. Gimmie. This is your girl, Nebraska. Nebraska. Is she safe? She is fine. As far as I can tell, she looks like she's fine here. I don't

know if we're in danger being this close to Brecka, but I don't know if a storm is about a hurricane show up. It's usually a danger being close to me. Okay, so I have I'm just going to, you know, move in here. That's fine. No, please go ahead. Okay.

So I got everything has to be in a certain order here. All right. So, Cody, I got you these. What was that? They are chocolates from Nebraska.

Chocolates from Nebraska. The label will show you what flavor is what color of the wrapper. So red is milk chocolate, I think. And the orange ones are my favorite because those are dark orange chocolate. But it'll tell you on there what is what. Is Nebraska famous for chocolates? Like, is that a thing that? For those ones.

Who is the company? What is that? Bakers. Okay. Baker's chocolates. They are so good. Oh, there is. Yes, there.

I brought my main friend a couple. Yeah. Really? She loves them. She came to visit me a few years ago, and I made sure that she brought some home. Okay. Her husband ate all of them. Okay. Okay. Josh, this is for you.

All right, I got a gift now. Let me see what this is here. Okay. What are you got? Unwrapping, unwrapping, unwrapping. Sandwich sprinkle? What is this? Is this dill pickle something? No. It's a bunch of different seasonings and flavoring and such. For a sandwich.

That's that on any sandwich, a hot sandwich, cold sandwich. That kicks it up a notch. I am a sandwich man. You know that about me? Yeah, you're a sandwich fella. Thank you. Do we know what's in it? It, they're...

Spicy. Salt garlic, tallicherry, black pepper, basil, oregano, rosemary, rosemary, thyme, and marrow... I don't know. Crack it open, give it a sniff. All right. You use this on sandwiches? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I put a little dash of that on everything. Hell yeah, dude. Smell that. Yeah, those things are awesome. Put a little dash of that on everything. That's how you make a real sandwich. I'm doing tuna and toast today.

I've decided that. Put that on bread when you bake it too. Okay. Oh. What else you got? Okay. So, let's see. Cody, this is for you.

I will explain soon. Okay. Joshua, this gift is very special. Okay. This is part of it. What does this say? This says the waiting room lounge in Omaha, Nebraska. Okay.

I have to show you a picture. She's going to show me a picture of something. I'm excited. So a few weeks ago. This is our friend Nebraska. She's in from Nebraska. Yes. Do you remember when you were talking about...

You remember? Go and get out of the mic. What did you say? The lift ticket lounge. The lift ticket lounge in Omaha is where Nirvana first played breed live. Yes. I did some Googling. The lift ticket lounge is now the waiting room.

Oh, how cool. Oh. I went to the waiting room to see if I could, it was just a random Friday night to see if I could get some merch for you. And the doors were locked. There was a show that was like loading in. They were, you know, a band was going to play that night. And I went up to the doors. They were locked.

And the manager comes in, what can I do for you? And I'm like, I was wondering if I could just get some merch. And he goes, well, the show doesn't start till 7. You can't get in without a ticket. And I was like, actually, I wanted waiting room merch for my friend in New York. Yeah. And he's like, well, we can't open the register. until, you know, doors open, blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, okay, well, when would a good time to come back be? Because I live, like, 30, 45 minutes away from here. And I was, I'm going on a trip to New York, and I wanted to get something for my friend because he told me about Nirvana. And I gave him the whole spiel. And he goes, what size do you need? And I said, Excel. And he goes, follow me.

He brings me inside, locks the door. It takes me to like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my minute now. Yeah. It takes me to, like, the back room. and we're digging through all these, like, storage closets, and we're going up through, like, offices and storage rooms,

and he's digging through all these bins, and he can't find anything XL. And he tossed me the water bottle, and he's like, hang on, I've got one more idea. And he goes to this last storage area with a set of shelves, and he goes, this is kind of a special edition thing. You can't buy this, but I know you're going to take it to New York, so here you go. What did I get? Whoa.

I got a stature. That's awesome. That's cool. That's wicked neat. Thank you, Nebraska. Oh, that's cool. Now I'm going to sneak into the waiting room and steal the money. You're going to pretend like I work there.

Thank you. I love this. You're very welcome. Oh, that's so cool. We're getting gifts on Nebraska's birthday. She's giving us gifts. Yes, because that's usually how that works. Cody, this is for you.

you. What is it? Oh, it's the Bungersault gun. It's been his dream to shoot things with the Bungersault gun. Oh, my God. And you couldn't fly with that because it's a gun? Yep, that makes sense why you can't fly with that? Yes, and I couldn't fit it because I checked.

Sorry, I checked my bag, but I knew I wasn't going to be able to fit that in there anyway. Dude, cousin Jay has one of those. It actually hurts when you shoot yourself with some salt. No, you're not supposed to shoot yourself with it, right? Hence, you have the salt container right there. Well, we got to shoot. some stuff. Oh my God, that is amazing. And I will give you a demo on how

to properly load and fire it because when Nick has gone, and we've got a couple of these at home. Nick takes one with him on the road. I've got one to hold down the homestead when he's gone. So, I'm the prairie woman shooting down all the varmint. While the husband's away.

It's going to be so funny. People in my apartment go box and be like, um, yeah, we're going to have to call the cops. There's a guy to go outside with a gun. All right. Is it really? Is it loud? It's a, you'll play with it right now. We'll play with it right now. It's not too bad. Twitch.com.

You can make any mess you want. I'll clean it up later. You're our only hang today. I don't think we have any other guests coming in. Oh, my God. I'll clean everything out. So cool. Nebraska's hanging with us on her birthday and we got the gifts.

Very busy week. Well, I mean, we're not, all we're just doing is promoting it, but I want you guys to know that Carmelo Anthony is next door today. So if you want to go see Carmelo Anthony, he will be at the Flintstone downtown location, launching his new Stay Mello gardening brand that kicks off at 11 today.

Mello will be there one to three, I believe, but get down there, do some shopping, and you can meet Carmelo Anthony. Showgirl in the Breckes in studio today, it's her birthday. She traveled all the way from Nebraska just to be with us on her birthday. That was her birthday wish.

Yeah, she said, I hope for my birthday. Can I ask how old you are? 36. 36, beautiful young age. Right. You're still a young whippersnapp, a couple 40-year-olds in here. She said for my 36th birthday, I want to drive all the way to New York.

Yep. Give these two idiots gifts, buy them breakfast and join them on the morning show. It's my favorite your birthday ever. So I forgot, I don't know if you, did you say you're getting a tattoo in Ohio today? Is that the goal? I'm going to try to, yeah. Did you get tattooed in Ohio? Googleed a few places that I could walk in at and I'll go to shop.

Okay, good. I bet you just call them and tell them that story. Yeah, but you're trying to get tattooed. Do you know what your Ohio theme would be? I wanted to get a tree, like a half of a tree, because when you're driving, okay, when you're driving through Ohio, okay, let me back up. All right, I got nothing but time.

Okay, let me back up. Okay, so, first time Nick and I ever drove out here. Nick is her husband. Oh. We drove from Omaha to Syracuse. So we drove all the way across Iowa, all the way across Illinois, all the way across Indiana. Rividing.

And then halfway, and so that was all corn. All the fields, all corn, all, nine. Nothing. We get halfway through Ohio, I look up, and there's just trees. There's trees everywhere. And I've never seen so many damn trees. And I'm like, where did all the trees come from? You got trees for no reason. Like out back home, you only got trees around bodies of water, farms, towns, cities. Otherwise, where's all the corn and cows going to go? Wow. We just don't have a whole lot of trees. So I look up in the middle of Ohio. There's a line. And you can see it on Google Maps where like the farms stop and the trees start. and so I wanted to get like just a half of a tree

That's a fun tattoo But I've got to see if I can find some place to do it As a walk in on a Monday Which is gonna be challenging But I'm gonna give it a shot I believe in you in Debrecca I do like to tell that story I think they'd be more inclined

I do like the phrase that we have trees for no reason We do have a lot of trees You don't got trees for no reason They're just everywhere Yeah They're everywhere I'm a pretty Season traveler but I've never been to the Midwest

I've never been to Nebraska So I don't know what it looks like I only know our trees. It's really that barren out there. Like, when they say you're driving and there's nothing, it's really nothing. It's very truly nothing. I don't know. Absolutely nothing.

Are there like gas stations and stuff? For some reason, my only reference to what you're driving is, is dumb and dumber. Yes. Like when they're driving to the Midwest, right? I was just going to say, let me zoom in. It's not too far off. It's not too far off. Okay.

Let me sit here. Well, I'm like way out west. in Nebraska, the panhandle. It's like there's bluffs and rock formations. That's where chimney rock is. If you ever played Oregon Trail. Not in 30 years, but yes. Yeah.

So there's like rock formations and stuff and there's fewer farms, but yeah, it's sister and trip, you're pretty barren. Point out that we got enough trees because we got so much oxygen out here. We just love breathing. We're breathing for like fun out here. The air tastes different out here.

Does it? Yep. It does it? It does. It tastes different. What are you trying to Google over there? I'm just looking to see like the different. It is very like you can zoom around and see that there's the brown for out there.

And then it turns into, you know, like green and trees and stuff. Yeah, your husband's testing it. I can drive for 30 minutes and not see another car in western Nebraska. Oh my God. At least 30 minutes. That's pretty awesome, though. It's beautiful. Like it's just, it's oceans of flatland or hilly land or.

like bluffs once you get out farther west, but it's just endless oceans of land. Do you have lakes and stuff? There's rivers, lots of rivers and streams and creeks, and there's some lakes. Well, you're here on a good day to Breka, because today is the day we're just shooting a bunch of broads into space. I don't know if you follow this story.

It has been 60 years, more than 60 years, since a woman traveled into space without a man. Well, obviously, they can't. I mean, there's... We need an escort. Your small brains won't understand what's up there. I mean, who's going to drive the shit? Yeah, exactly.

So now six of them are blasting off into space today. Katie Perry. I'm going to list off some of these names and you're going to go, okay, he's joking. I'm not joking. They're literally shooting Katie Perry into space today. Along with. Yes, some of the finer celebrities of our times.

Oprah's friend, Gail King, is going up today. Yep. Jeff Bezos's girlfriend Lauren Sanchez is going up Now some actual people Civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen Is going up, former rocket scientist Aisha Bao

And filmmaker Carrie Ann Flynn Are all due to launch In the Blue Origin Rocket today You should read it The reverse whenever they talk about it Now it's all of those people You're like wow And Gail and Katie Perry

Oh you were doing so good there You were doing so good there. The headline on this stupid article is, will Katie Perry sing in space? Oh my God. Like, shut up, dude. Wait a minute, no. She didn't sing out of Earth, so why would you sing in space?

Is she going to do, like, a space concert? Live from the moon? From what I gather, like, it's just, they're... Okay, technically they're going into space, but, like, they're going into space in the way that, like... How do I even... Is it just that? I'm going in this garbage can.

No, I get it. No, I was going to say, is it like how they, I imagine it. You know how you get shot that thing that pulls you back at the fairs and launching you? I imagine it's like that version of they kind of just like you get shot up. They're like, oh, whoa, we're in space. Yeah. Now we're coming back down. Like we're not really like going to be able to stop anywhere.

The trip starts today in West Texas at 830. So how many hours is Texas from us? Two? Is it two? I have no idea. So if it's 8.30 West Texas, it would be... Oh, no, you mean time zones? It's only one.

All right. Central time. So then if it's 830 there, 930 here. Okay. They're going to shoot them up. The entire thing is lasting 11 minutes, which is plenty. Which is way longer. That is way longer than any.

That's like nine and a half minutes longer than anybody needs. Yeah, 11 minutes. It's literally going up. and then comes back down. So it's not really going into space. It is. Because they break over the... It will reach a maximum height of 62 miles.

And then they let go. With the women technically entering space. Oh my God. As the capsule crosses what is called the caraman line, or the caraman line, which is internationally recognized as the boundary of space. We're that nerdy and obsessed with possession of things. that we're like, this is the line of boundary

that signifies space internationally. Okay. The crew will then descend back to Earth using three parachutes. That's the trip. That's the trip. Three parachutes, but six people. Oh, and they got to fight for it.

They got to think someone's got to kill Katie Perry for her parachute today. They say, they'll get, I saw the article yesterday. They will get like a minute or two of, weightlessness. So they'll float around for a sec? For like a little bit. I can't find how much they get, but they do get a little bit of weightlessness.

Will it actually be like unbuckled and floating around? Are they still just going to be strapped in? And then, whoa. Like when you do the Superman ride at Darien Lake and you go down that thing and your necklaces float because you're technically whatever like you can let go of a ping pong ball. Like if the people in charge of this were like, no, you got to stay buckled. I would be mad.

I'd say, I'm not going all the way to to not float around for a minute. That's what space is for. I'm going to, I want to bounce around a capsule for a little bit. At least something. Gail King, who is best known as the, you, the co-host of CBS Mornings. No, she's best known as Oprah's friend. But second most known for CBS Mornings, quote, when I got the call from Lauren and Jeff,

Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos, my first reaction was no. After a lot of trepidation, I thought about it, she decided, she agreed to do the trip. Well, I know. I mean, honestly, my first reaction would be no. Just scared. I didn't know if there was our, just no. No. It's okay.

Like, would your reaction be no? Probably. In a world where Jeff Bezos calls one of us. Yeah. And he goes, all right, guys, I got an 11-minute flight. You're going to be waitless for two minutes. You want to get in there? I'd say no.

We're laying him back down at your crashing us into water, so no. No, no. They're going to his ranch. He has some ranch. What? That's weird. He's so weird, man. But okay.

All right, no, I'm in then. I'll do that. I think. I don't trust it. I don't trust it like the equipment. No. Well, I'm like, I get that you're rich. And for some reason in this country, will you create rich with smart?

But I don't know what this device is. I don't like getting on Greyhound buses, let alone. I'm not getting some dude's space slingshot. That he shoots off of his range. Yeah. Hey, ladies. Yeah. You six ladies.

Come get in my capsule. And then they all get in the capsule. And then they all get in the capsule. And then Jeff just gets outside of me. He's like, you're in space. You're in space right now. Whoa. Oh, 91065. K. Rock.

My name is Josh. That is Cody Mac and our friend Nabreka is here. Oh, my. On her birthday. Well, hi. Hi. Happy birthday, Nebraska. Thank you.

She brought us gifts as how it should be. As is the custom. How it should be. Listen, if you're in the downtown area and you want to meet Carmelo Anthony today, he's going to be at Flintstone. Right next door to our downtown studio, Flintstone, Syracuse, he's launching his new gardening line. Wink! Stay Mellow. The event's 11 to 5.

Mello will be there one to three, doing meet and greets for those of you that purchase goods. Be following Flintstone on social media for all that information. excited to have Carmelo back in town. I'm sure he'll be here a lot in the next year or so, right? And make sure if you guys want, you can tell him, you know, you can say you're welcome for me for teaching him everything, you know. He's not going to deny it or he's going to act like he probably has no idea why I am. Or he's going to act like you were 15 when he won the national championship.

He's never heard of me. No, 17 or 18. 17 or 18. It was our last year of high school because it was a snowstorm the night they won because we tried to drive to Blockbuster to rent the college basketball video game because we were going to stay up all night and be Syracuse

and win the national title. But Blockbuster was closed because it was like 10 o'clock at night on a Monday. We watched it in 226 finale at Oswego. We watched the national championship. And I don't recall the weather,

but I probably wasn't going to class the next day anyway, so it doesn't matter what the temperature was. We did late and we got in trouble, but what we did to get out of it was we gave, we went and bought, We knew the mall would open at 9, 930 or whatever. Okay, in the morning.

And so we knew they'd have national championship shirts then. Okay. Immediately. So we waited. We were like, we used to be late to school. Screw it. So what we did is we made sure we bought a shirt for the guy at the front door. That way, when we get there an hour late, we can be like,

want to stay and keep a national championship shirt. And he's like, you want to get into class there. Here's your note. It was awesome. How did they have national championship shirts the next day? They probably pread them printed as soon as they were. They either were in the final four or won the final four or whatever it was, but we got them ASAP.

And then the runner-up shirts get shipped to some country. I always wanted some of those. Right? Those are got to be some sort of like collector's edition, I'm sure. It's a terrible joke, but there is a lot of Buffalo Bill's Super Bowl championship here. That's like the one I want the most. Out there. But how come it never shows up?

Like even after all these years, is that just an old like wives tale? I honestly don't know if they actually. who really do ship off. They got to do something with them. They do make them. I'd imagine because there's not much like media coverage in the places where they need to ship. Gotcha. Right? Like the shirts of the losers for the Super Bowl.

But if I were an enterprising either Sudanese boy or somewhere and wherever these countries are, not to disparage Sudan, I'm sure it's delightful. But I would be like, yeah, let me get those shirts. And then I would immediately go on the internet. I don't think they have it. I think that's the get. That's the hang up. I think they've got an eBay account.

That's what I mean. Like, they're getting... It's that remote of an area? Yeah, like, they're getting shirts to wear from, you know... Because they don't have other clothes. Yeah, that's true. So I guess I'm wrong to think that have an internet cafe probably. But, no, I'm sure there are people that...

There probably are some that have access to things and see that and they're like, wait, what? Yeah. They're like, wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Katie says we watched it in college It was during quiet hours

During finals week And we all got in trouble for noise violations The RD Had to go to us and say I'm from Syracuse too Don't do it again Oh quiet hours I remember those

Quiet hours Or making too much noise And having the Whoever have to come up And yell at you No but I don't think everybody I think our RA lived on our floor And I don't think he cared

What we were doing See we turned Daga We were in it It was called the Fisher bowl and at the very end of the hallways for some reason you were connected to like this extra giant glass room yeah where it was like the common area but it really wasn't because you like only like two rooms had access to it was very weird but what we used to do is we would clear out all the furniture and then play basketball in there we had like two on twos or like one on one on one and it

was so loud that that you could hear again we're eight floor daga you could hear it on like the first floor where people would come up yeah that's a funny Yeah, the guy was like, if I can hear you guys on the first goddamn floor, you might be being a little loud. It's pretty lawless. College is pretty lawless. Carmelo Anthony live and in person today. Hi, I'm Clint Stone.

I thought you want to be. Is that Carmelo over there? Hey, how you doing? I'm Carmelo with me. Former Syracuse basketball, a soon-to-be Hall of Fame or basketball player. What's that? I won a national title here in Syracuse.

Uh-huh, you did. With my friend, Jeremy McNamara. Yes, Jeremy McNamara. Wells was on that team. There's Jerry. Oh, Jerry. I brought Jerry with me. Hi, Jerry.

Geez, I didn't know I had so many players in here today. Oh, man, don't mean me name more. The Storming, Storming Matt Gorman, my favorite Syracuse player of all time. Was Quet Dwayne on back then? Yep. Quest Dwayne was on that team?

Yep. Josh Pinchase? Sure. I don't know. I probably should know more of those. I don't know. Well, I'll let both of you go, Carmelo and Jerry. You have a busy day.

We've got to go over. Great to see you. Yeah, great to see you, too. Great to see you. Akeemort. Craig Ford was on that team. Those are all my former teammates. Good-bye.

Jet Puffed. The marshmallow company. Those are good. Is encouraging people to save money on eggs and dye marshmallows this Easter season with their special dye kits available at Walmart. Okay. I was going to say they better have a special like dye for that because then it's going to soak up just straight dye and you're just squishy dye melows. Yeah.

We always made egg dye with vinegar when I was a kid. I don't want to put marshmallows and vinegar. Yeah, maybe they aren't supposed to be edible. Maybe they're just supposed to be decorative. Well, what's the, if, let me see, what's their. It's called the dip and decorate kit. That's what I also call my test. The dip and decorate kit comes with six dyes and a set of decorating pen and a pack of juries.

jumbo marshmallows roughly the same size as eggs. Yeah, Bob, we were a Paz family all the way. Paws eggs. Paws, I'd die. Huh. Oh, yeah, absolutely. That business locked down. Do you see them?

Yeah, it's a, it's got the, let's see, blah, blah, blah. Why doesn't it say where is it, blah, blah, blah, really? It's not going to tell me what's in there. Nope. It just says it's a, like a die-friendly thing or whatever. Text lines pointing out the fact that we, Didn't even mention Devo in our conversation there. That would have been an easy one to go to, right?

Sorry, Eric. But he wasn't here. He's busy getting ready for his sports show that he does, sometimes Mondays with Eton Thomas at 11 on Q Sports Talk and ESPN Radio. Good cross plug there. If you didn't get a set, you can just DIY it. The bag of marshmallows is like what? Right.

Five bucks? How much is marshmallows cost? But the dye is the main thing. That's what I'm trying to find out. what they're using because If it's just food coloring, isn't food, that's flavorless, right? But it's still going to, you're going to just soak up

like food collaring and water and just be like, hmm. Yeah, because I think that soaking a marshmallow and any liquid will change the consistency of a marshmallow. Right. They already have like multicolored marshmallow, like the little mini guys. Yeah.

You put in fruit salad. So what's the point of this? And I don't know why we just don't buy, like, just the plastic eggs and be done with it. Why do we got to go through all this rigamarole? Because it's the point of dying the eggs. Got to die something. What is this?

Why? Either the eggs or you. Oh. Like what even is this tradition about dying eggs? Give me a deeper explanation to this. Well, when Jesus died, he turned into a rabbit. Right. And what he did was he hid different parts of his body in these eggs so his enemies wouldn't find him.

And he told all of his. followers. That's what that table dinner thing is. He's letting everybody know, listen, in a few days, you're going to have to go out and find me, but I put you, someone will have dollars. He's giving the body parts. Yes, someone will have my body parts and you put together them and that's the story

of the... And then the zombie Jesus, and then he rises. I learned that in Catholic school. No, they're obviously joking. The real story is that that morning, when they realized that Jesus had left the cave, he had gone to a brunch, and the brunch had run out of eggs. And he was rather perturbed by this.

He still had bottomless mimosas and hash, but he enjoyed some French toasts, but they were out of bags and he wanted a bag's Benedict. Made attraction. Right. So don't have a brunch without eggs is what Jesus said. It was Friday. He couldn't eat me. Because of him.

He said, I came to get an ex Benedict. And they're like, hey, Jesus. And he's like, whoa, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I hope my mother is not watching me right now. So because of that tradition, we die eggs in the honor of the, The first brunch is what it was called. It was the first brunch and they had, they just weren't, they weren't, they didn't plan for the rush they were going to get, Nebraska.

They knew, they knew that it was going to be a big day. They didn't know it was going to be that big of a day. Everybody talks about the last supper, but it was the first brunch. The first brunch. That's really. That really is, it's not written about and studied enough. It was the last supper. He goes off and.

Yeah. They omitted that from the Bible because people just couldn't handle the idea of a brunch without eggs. They couldn't believe. It was unbelievable. It was not. Burning Bush. Yes, that's fine. Yes, but eggs.

A fella's in a cave and then he's not in a cave north. That's all fine. But to tell me that you're telling me they ran a brunch and had not enough eggs. It's horrifying. It's always been about the eggs. It's always been about the eggs. Susan has the real reason. Oh, if this is the actual reason?

The tradition of dying eggs for Easter originates from the ancient Mesopotamian and Greek cultures later adapted by Christian traditions. In the early Christian period, eggs were often stained red to symbolize the blood of Christ. We really beat him over the head with that, didn't we? Yeah. This poor guy could not escape us just being like, and this is your blood. And then also, this is your blood, too,

and then this is your body. And then we use your blood. And then we drank your blood on it, your body. And then we use your blood again. All right, relax, everybody. According to the English heritage, the custom spread from Orthodox churches into Western Europe. Notes of English heritage evolved into diverse decorating practices seen today.

Thank you, Susan, for that in our chat. Jesus, his dad said he was called out for Hags and then they never came back. So now he has to go around and look for him forever. I need to end this segment before my mother's open hand slaps me. I think she's coming from almost right now. She's outside right now. Cody did it. That is a bad.

This week. Don't turn on me. A whole bunch of Metallica pop-up stuff happening around town. Check Metallica.com for that. That's a lot. Big smoothie will be hosting the K-Rock Puri party with Anvil, Don Jameson, and Pulsifer. Pulsiver? Pulsiver. Really?

At the song and dance in downtown Syracuse on April 19th, doors at noon 30. And he'll be hell of a pair of tickets because you haven't gotten them yet. And one of those bands has got Jimmy Haffield, Jr., right? Well, Jimmy Haffield, I think so. I think that's like the whole thing behind that is he's filling in for somebody on one of the bands or something.

I don't think it's his band. I'm not a thousand percent sure. but I remember hearing something about that somewhere. Let me see. About Pulsifer, is that the band? Maybe. Possibly? I bet somebody knows. Somebody will text me and know.

Like, no stupid idiot is. I can't do the deep dive, I guess. I don't remember where I saw it either. Just if that would be cool, because I'm assuming he's next in line to do the things. You can take over the yeah, throne. Yep.

Mm-hmm. Well, they asked, in a new survey, Americans, that regularly use abbreviations in their daily text messages, what's rude, what's not rude? So, for example, if I send you a text and instead of replying thank you or thanks, you just reply THX. Is that rude? No?

I don't think it's rude. You're probably going to not get me to say many of these are going to be rude. Yeah, I don't think it's rude. You at least acknowledge, I'll give you a thumbs up emoji. I don't even say letters. I love that my phone letters. lets me do that now. Now you can just like a message.

I'm just liking every message. Yeah. Boop, they say in a survey of American texters between the ages of 18 and 65, 90% say they regularly use abbreviations in their daily messages. But according to a new study, it can feel like a brush off if the messages are too short.

They're talking about things like SRY for sorry or IDK for, I don't know. No, if it's continuous, if the person is having like a conversation, Okay. And it's just that like you're like a teen. Okay. Because then it's not, they're not being rude, but they're being a teen. But if it's like an adult, then it might be a little bit different.

Okay. Well, we're going to text. I mean, you're texting so it's quick and it's short. If it's like a business email, if I get a, okay, thanks, THX at work from a professional person, that's irritating. Yeah, that's weird because you should be having business emails. Yeah. You can type, thank you. But, I mean, on a text, who cares?

I don't think it's that bad. Cake and Twitch, I've never seen this voice name before we go back. I guess my question is, when did everyone become the whiny pricks from when I was in high school? I guess that's a deeper question, I guess. No, I get it. I don't know when everybody became the whiny pricks. I'm using litter. I'm the emoji guy, bud.

Maybe that's even ruder. No, mine are animated now, so I don't mind. They do? Right. Okay. My phone has a lot of options to send little pictures and stupid crap. I very much enjoy that. Like, I might be the rudest because I don't even type letters, dude.

You're the worst. I'm terrible. You're the worst and everyone hates you. I'm very offended. If the, uh, it's true for anyone, strangers family and social media, that's, blah, blah, blah, connections on dating apps. Oh, do dating apps do this? Do people have like, okay?

Bye. I don't know. Where, though? I don't know. Like, do you text? Oh, like messaging? Like messaging? Oh, then if that was the case, then I would assume they're not interested in

wound's case, he'd be like, well, why did we match? Yeah, why are we matched here? Okay. I, researchers say this doesn't mean you should stop using the abbreviations, like LOL, which stands for lots of love. Lots of love, we know that. Taking more time to spell out your messages can feel more sincere,

even if it's just spelling out the words. All right, I got you. Also, sometimes it's hard, like if I'm walking, Elsa, I got little tiny hands. My phone is very big. Like my thumb doesn't go all the way across to my phone. Look at, when I'm holding my phone? No, but most thumbs, even my thumbs don't.

That's why I have the little pop socket because otherwise my hand can't reach all the way over either. Yeah. I can't, so I have to kind of be like, K, yep. Sometimes. Sometimes, though, people say me. What letters can I reach? Although mine has, and it's going to end up getting me in some type of trouble. My phone gives me like auto responses, and my fat little thumb will hit them.

all the time when I don't mean to. So I'm going to give a douchebag response at some point to something and I'm not going to mean it. I like things that I'm not trying to like. Like if I'm just scrolling. I've done that. Like I'll heart something. I don't mean to heart that. Oh, I've absolutely.

And I feel so weird after you ever accidentally added a friend. Oh no. And then you got on Facebook. You're like, oh my God, I just had my thumb on a spot and a scroll. I don't know you lady. I'm so sorry. There should be like a weird. There should be like a fail.

a fail safe or it's like, hey. Are you sure? Are you sure about this? Oh, you sure? You don't have any friends in common with this 20-year-old girl. Oh, yeah. Oh, no guy. Well, one friend, Gomez. That's weird. Gomez is always Gomez.

Gomez and my brother are usually the mutual friends. Cody sent me this huge text. He took off the hat and he did with his head with his hands. You could tell he was crying. He kept saying under his breath. You can't effing do that. Then Mr. Andrews says, what's that, Brian? And then he said nothing. And then a minute later, he said, it's not a distraction. The guy at the store said I'm the only one he's ever seen pull it off.

Mr. Andrews asked him how much it costs. He said, it's illegal for you to ask me that. And Brian said, I'm putting the hat back on. I don't care what happens to me. Mr. Andrews said, just take the hat off, Brian. No, I'm not taking the effing hat off. Then he stood up and said, I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat. He went to slam the hand down on his table, but when he did, it hit the water bottle, and it spilled all over his laptop. And then I swear to F and God, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire.

But the hat just got tied around Rick's wheelchair. When it took him forever to get the flap out, he was beat F in red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack. One of the gaps got wheel grease on, and he said, what the F is all this stuff? You have to grease these wheels? And Rick said, yeah, you have to keep the wheels lubricated.

And he said, yeah, well, I'm not supposed to get grease on this hat. And Brenda said, just sitting there slightly towards the door. And as you walked towards you said, move. and in a way he realized he'd gone too far and in a jokey voice and who said there? Don't do the voice. Happy birthday Nebraska who is in studio with us. Hello.

Literally a cow gal on her way back to Omaha. Making her way. She's saddling up and heading back to Nebraska. I'm making my way out west. You are making you. How far? The dusty trail. So you'll get to Ohio tonight and then how far from Ohio are you to home?

Well, South Bend, Indiana is the exact halfway point between Syracuse and Omaha. Okay. So, I mean, I'm going to plan on staying. I'm going to drive through. Tuesday, I'm going to drive through Indiana and Illinois. And then if I were to drive straight through from South Bend, Indiana, that would be like eight or nine, ten hours-ish.

So, yeah, I'm planning Wednesday. I'll wake up in Illinois and then hike it all the rest of the way back home. So I've already got my Iowa tattoo checked off. Oh, done. Yeah, she's trying to get tattooed in all 50 states. Which is so cool. Nothing I need in Iowa. No.

Hawaii will be tough. Alaska will be tough, but they can be done. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, you'll have to take vacations, I guess. Yeah, those will definitely be special trips. Sappy parent question, are you at the point where you missed your baby yet? So very much.

Nick sent me a video of her the other day where she's walking around the house going, where is mama? Oh, okay. Where's my mom out? Your mother's gone. It's just us now. Dad goes, she's in New York. Can you stay New York? And everyone's like, where's mama?

I'm just like, oh, I'm in my baby. Okay, but back to the savvy parent thing. So there was, the first day you left, you were probably sad, and then now you're sad, but there was like a day or two where you're really having a good time, right? I was like, what kid? Yeah, right? You're just like, you're just like, you're in your 20s again.

You're like, I can do whatever I want right now, right? There was that the little window of time. I'm just getting tattooed and making sure I never get a job again to feed that baby. Your tattoos make you completely unemployable. Yeah, I'm never going to be employed. That is funny, though, in Twitch. That is true, though. Oh, really?

All 50 states, huh? Well, guess what? I got news for you. I hope you want to go to Greenland. Oh, my God. Well, I got to play this clip. I haven't heard of yet. I wanted to hear it with you guys.

It is a pastor. Pastor Andrew Isker. Ah, I'm a, no. You're ordained. I forget what I am I. I forget. What are you guys? Really?

I forget what it is. I think technically we can call ourselves pastors. Or-deigned minister. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Ordained minister. Because I just found my clergyman badge that lets me go park at the hospital in the good spots. So I go tell people they can die now.

You absolutely should. That's terrifying that I can do that. Just start walking into rooms like, you're going to die. I just came in for a sprained wrist. You're going to die. He could really. You're going to be dead. He could screw with a lot of people showing up with his collar and stuff being like last right.

No collar. No, no, I just bagged. Just badge. Well, I'm not even. It's my last. Like, Dad, I'm here just for his appointment. Well, I got news for you both. And he carries that sickle, like a Grim Reaper's sickle.

Absolutely. Pastor Andrew Isker is claiming. Andrew Dice Clay? Andrew Dice Clay. Hey, he is claiming he doesn't use the full body scanners at the airport. He prefers to be pat down because the full body scanners turn you gay. Oh. Because of like lasers and stuff and x-rays?

Turn you gay. Because it looks at your wiener. Yeah. Definitely not a weird thing to say from a guy who's specifically asking to be touched by strangers at the airport, but I digress. It had to be molested at the airport to go to Florida, right, just to get on an airplane because I'm not going to go through the gay beam machine. It appears having a guy touch you all over the place is on its face seems worse. But you don't really know what those things are doing to you. Where the imaging goes or what they're doing in the back.

Yeah, like, yeah, they can just take a picture of me. Like, no. There's a saying. What a sad loser. There's a saying that when you don't understand how anything works, everything's a conspiracy. And that's kind of what I'm hearing here. Meanwhile, five o'clock in the morning last Wednesday in Omaha,

I'm like spread eagle all up in the, you skin this, get in here. I don't care what you see. I don't care. I don't got nothing on me. I don't care what you see. No, you want to just kiss girls all day. I do. I knew it. I am insatiably gay now.

See? You haven't been home to your husband yet. We don't know. That's it. Nick, I got bad news, bud. She got gay-beamed. That is just insane. That guy, as much as he hates all the things, his whatever internet or porn website he uses.

He's got. Dudes touching dudes. Everything. I'm putting the over-under, this guy being a news story, and that's all I'll say. In about six months, I'll say. Just give a little bit. That's, oh, being gay.

He's terrible. Looking to naked kids, brooms. Yeah, right? Yeah. And the Breck is joining us as she passed us through town. Hello. You flew here, right? You flew to Maine.

Yep. Flew to Fort or Maine. Driving home. Well, this ties in well to a website unclaimed baggage. They've released some of their stranger items. Oh, boy. They have found an unclaimed baggage so far this year. Number one, and then we'll go down from that, freeze-dried chicken foot.

That's not weird to me. That's where Cody left is. That's not weird to me because chicken feet are popular. There are a lot of places. Yeah, but freeze dried? Yeah, freeze dried is the thing, though. That's what's weird is that they try to turn it in like a candy. Did you know that one of our issues right now with the tariffs is that we have nowhere to send our chicken feet?

Yes. It was one of the only news clips I saw yesterday in between switching off of, like you know when you forget and the news starts. Yeah. I heard that in the other room and went, no, no, no, no, no, no. Chicken farmers primarily send the chicken feet to 80s. country because they use them. We have no need for them here. But now we're stuck with them.

We're going to find a need for them. Great American chicken veit. Deep fried chicken veit. Cop it in the state fan. A movie script, not a VHS, movie script from 1985's The Goonies. Oh my God.

That might be a collectible. I was going to say, someone's probably missing that. Toilet seat. Oh, yeah. Found a toilet seat. I got to travel of my own toilet seat. I'm not going to be sitting on. I'm not going to be sitting on that.

some stranger's toilet. No, no, no, no. Can't risk it. A teeth bedazzling kit. Oh, oh. You know, that's really important to travel with. Wasn't that a thing for a minute when Kasha was hot? I'm going to say this.

Maybe you know what I'm talking about where they put that little gem on their chest. A little jewel there, just a little. Remember that? Or it was like here, like tattoo. It was always like tattoo shops had a chick that worked the front desk who had a thing right here. A little thing right there. That was always it. Yep.

The tattoo tooth, yes. A good. A glass eye was found an unclaimed badge? Oh, no. I need that now. A full sheet of uncut $2 bills. Whoa. That's kind of cool.

Yeah, that's weird. That might be a federal crime. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think you can have those. No, unless it's a collectible. Signed letter by Eleanor Roosevelt from 1944. He was my favorite. Yeah, he was. A preserved rattlesnake and a jar of whiskey.

Unclaimed. Oh, that's that stuff, right? Would you do a sip? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Would you do this step in the brucca? I mean, probably if I was already drunk. No, I want to try it.

Then, yeah. The alcohol kills off the snake germs. I don't care. I want to try it. It could be a live snake. I don't know. No, what? I don't want a dead animal in my beverage.

Wife and I were on a walk yesterday. You know how much my wife hates snakes. Yep. It was right there. It's time. We're just literally walking with Freddie. They're just getting up. And I was maybe, because Freddie will stop go, stop go.

So we were spread apart. and I turn back, because she's like 10 feet back, and I go, there is a dead baby snake up here. And before I even said, she goes, stop it! And I go, it's dead? It's not going to do anything. I'm just giving you fair warning. You're about to...

The nerves in its body. Did Fred try to roll in it? He doesn't care. He just got to sniff and sniff and sniff and poop and sniff. He pees more than any dog that's ever lived outside. He's got the most active bladder and bowels. But what's funny, about him is that

he doesn't understand, because he's a dog, that he has limited pee. So when I'm walking, he doesn't on everything. He's just dry fire in. And I'm like, dude, you're not doing anything. I know. Everywhere he goes, and I'm like, yep. It's vapor. It's vapor at this point. He's just sending a visual

message to the other dogs. I own this area. You see me. You see that I own this area. Steel Roman soldier helmet. It's found. Unclaimed. Silicon pregnancy belly.

Oh. That's definitely someone who was smuggling. Yeah. Yeah, that's a drug smuggling. Don't need this. Now I made it. Yeah, got the Coke in the States.

Now I'm nearer to this. Yeah, I've made it. Glow in the dark drumsticks. Oh. Toilet brush shaped like a cherry. Wait, why would you need that? You want to have a decorative toilet brush, I guess?

Okay. Yeah, donkey says my husky does that too. Dude, there's no pee left. Yeah, there's nothing left in there. Oh, but I'm going to keep going. I don't want to tell you. I'm going to keep going. Not to diminish what they're doing,

because, I mean, it is, dangerous and cool, but they all got cool butts in these costumes, if I may say, any ladies who are going up into space today. Good for them. They're loading an extremely phallic rocket. Like if SNL designed a rocket, it's got a head, bro. Like it's a circumstized rocket. Yeah, this is the ambiguously gay duo rocket.

100%. It's so phallic, but they're getting into it right now. T-9 is 31 minutes. See, look at it. You see it? Wow. I'm frozen. It's froze on a cool butt for me.

Yeah, they got cool. Look at the rocket. Look at that rocket. Oh, my God. That is a weirer. It's only going in for 11 minutes. It's only going in for 11 minutes. It should be okay.

Look at that rocket. 11 minutes. Look at that rocket. That is a wiener. The Joshua Grossman story. New Brackett, oh, look at the rocket. Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

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I saw Dave East out there over the weekend. Oh, yeah, that was over this weekend. Let's see Mike Golden and the crew over there. Michael joined us for the Golden hour again tomorrow. We'll definitely have to wrestle with Mike Golden. If he's in here tomorrow. Like actually Russell, like tackle and grapple. Oh, yeah.

Nebraska, thank you for joining us. Safe travels. Thank you for having me. Please be careful on your way back. All right. Nebreka's birthday is today. I expect everyone to send her tasteful birthday wishes, please. All right.

Mostly butt cheeks. Radio World, we hand you off to Trippin' Daisy, your 90s and nine stars. Right, meow.