The Show - BIG SPLASH!
Episode Date: June 22, 2026Another long weekend for these part-timers, but we make up for it with some live shows and a fishing tournament this weekend! No matter how hard they push Moana, The Rock looks stupid. Recapping the F...ather’s Day holiday. Cody makes an instructional pool video. Plus so much more on a Mondee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Hey, I know, how you let's...
Go away for a weekend.
They got all these texts on the tax line.
People send in their cars.
Go down to where it says.
Or showstopper?
Yeah, go to Hey, Showgirl Nicole here.
Look at that car.
That's a sick whip.
It's like purple and black.
Oh, wow.
I have a 1955 DeSoto Fire Dome, all original.
I don't even, yeah.
I don't know what any of those words mean.
I've never seen a car like this, I feel like.
That's a sick, sick car.
Top one.
Mitsubishi, 1999 Mitsubishi eclipse.
Dude, in 1999, that was the Boner Mobile.
Oh, that's badass.
In 1999, if you had a Mitsubishi eclipse, I mean, still, it's still a badass car,
but I remember all the chicks in my high school wanted guys that drove Mitsubishi's.
Yep.
Yo, it was the Saturday 3 attachments?
Is that a Vindiesel car?
The black one?
Ivan Diesel Drive.
That one says,
1972 Chevy Nova Skytop,
only 10 left in existence.
You guys are making this really hard.
Yeah, this is...
They're making this really hard.
Yeah, this is going to be a rough one.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
We are looking for our showstopper.
Showstopper is powered by Crazy Daisies.
You want a prime spot to show off your ride
at the Syracuse Nationals?
Well, we're less than a month away now.
July 16th, 17th, and 18th, the New York State Fairgrounds.
Represent K-Rock right at the front gates.
Text your car or truck, 2001 or older.
To the K-Rock text line, 315, 364, 1009.
Scroll down a little more into Thursday.
And there's another Mitsubishi, bro.
1997 Mitsubishi GT.
Hold on.
It's a long one.
Let's get a bold.
1997 Mitsubishi 3,000 GTVR4.
That's what she said.
for the cure.
Wow, I gotta save all these.
I don't want to lose them.
Neat.
All right.
And then there must have been a contest.
All right.
Go ahead.
Good morning, everybody.
He was giving away some more stuff.
He was.
Anywho.
Big week.
Well, let's go ahead.
Real quick.
You'll be surprised I don't remember.
Yeah.
Who won cocoa pumps?
Who won co-popps?
Do you remember in there?
The grass pass.
I'm just going to go back and look.
look. I don't remember.
Somebody did.
I didn't remember like the next day.
I have the sheet of paper in my bag and went, oh, yeah.
Thankfully for us, it's recorded.
That's why I didn't.
And we can just go back and watch it.
Because I don't remember.
That was all the way back on Thursday.
You kidding me?
Yeah.
We haven't been here since Thursday, bro.
No, no.
I got nothing.
Well, oh, holly, hoi, friends.
How are we happy Monday morning, June 22nd,
22, 2006.
Educators.
You just got to drag, you just got to drag, drag that body over the finish line.
This is unacceptable.
This is unacceptable.
My kids are done.
Well, my one has like a Spanish test at some point.
But my kids are done, but my poor wife, this is her last week.
And I can't, I would imagine that you're all mentally drained.
Come on up.
You've got the finish line.
Do fishing with us Saturday.
Throw a line in the water.
Have a drink at lock one.
Yeah, bud.
Let's just relax.
So, yeah, Saturday is our fishing derby.
We'll get into all of that.
We've got what else going on this week?
Fishing Derby stuff.
Live cocoa pus on Thursday.
It's a busy week.
A lot going on this week.
Although they're wiping that place out.
It's going to be sitting in a bed.
It's going to look like an episode of backrooms.
We're going to be sitting in an empty room and that's fine.
That's the goal.
Yep.
That's the goal.
That's what we do now.
We sell bombs.
3153.
364, 1009.
Lots to get to.
Oh, my God.
Lottie won another $700 on baseball?
Yeah, he's basically a Rayman.
Is he a professional gambler now?
Yes, he is.
Is Lottie going to be one of those guys you see at the casino,
but he's like back in the glass rooms that we're not allowed to go in,
and he's got like, he's making big bets.
I was going to tell him after that.
I was going to let him know he should start doing that for streaming.
That's, uh, oh, Lottie.
That's big numbers.
Dude, Lottie.
People go nuts for that.
Put down the video games.
Put down the base.
Tarr, pick up a little gambling.
Do give gambling talk while gaming.
Okay.
Gambling and gaming with Lottie.
But is that, is that, like, something that, like, Twitch would get you to say you because
you're promoting gambling?
It's legal in New York.
I promote and smoke weed.
Yeah, I know.
So maybe.
Review your terms of service.
Yeah, review your terms.
Anyways, we are here live on a very busy week.
I guess, I guess.
I guess we'll work five days this week.
We don't do that very often.
I was looking to see to make sure, because at the drop of a hat, I'm telling you right now.
I don't know the last week we did a full five days.
You ain't see if there's a, because what was it?
Old Forge, I was like, eh, it's not looking too good for Friday, Thursday Friday.
It was like, all right, I don't need to text them, I guess.
I know you're joking, calling us part-timers, but we're absolutely part-timers.
Because Thursday is 67, 75% of the area get the rain in the Friday, 70.
If we didn't have a fishing tournament Saturday, I was like.
tournament Saturday? I would have taken
Friday off again. I don't get it. I'll leave Thursday.
Yeah. Do you a little cocoa pass? Do you have any
camping this week? Got any camping? They go
back up to Verona because I got on my
site in like a week or so but I think
for a few days we're good. Today's supposed to be rainy
I guess so. All right.
Good morning everybody. Happy Monday.
So, all right, before we
get into it, let's just let's talk about what's
happening this Saturday. It's our big fishing
Derby. It's going to be fun.
Yeah. It's the K-Rock masturbators class.
I know the name turns many of you off. Some of you turned you on. I don't care.
Hey, no.
But it's just a fun fishing derby Saturday morning at Lock One Distilling this Saturday.
All this weekend is a free fishing weekend in the state of New York. You don't need a license.
So here's what's going to go down.
We're going to get out there about 8 a.m. You can get there early if you want and catch something big.
Put it in a live well. Bring it over to us.
Catch some longers. Some river pigs.
some some uh some donks if you will
i mean if you catch any other animals bring them over for me to see too
yeah cody would like to see your dog you'd like to
just bring your dog you'd like to pet your dog you'd like to
dog see your dog
we'll be out there bright and early saturday morning
june 27th lock one distilling in phoenix
presented by installations unlimited
drop a line we'll be fishing you'll be fishing
i'll be fishing i'll be fishing make a time
uh you can park at the island in phoenix
it's right over the bridge right over cody's a favorite
drawbridge right there.
Park over on the island.
Come on over and fish throughout the morning, hang out.
Lock one will be open for food, drink, all of that.
And we will be hanging out.
Saturday morning, see you nice and early.
When I get there, you're going to have to show me what you guys always mean when you say
the island.
I'll show you on the map.
Because I hear y'all be saying it up there.
We got an island.
And you're like, just go park over there.
And I'm like, I don't think that's how an island works.
Yes.
It's an island.
It's not a peninsula.
I believe it is not an archipelago.
It is just an island.
Okay.
There's a little, just a little bridge.
Is there another word I'm forgetting?
No, no.
I like those.
Those are good ones.
A chain of islands.
There you go.
Peninsula.
Peninsula.
Oh, and what's the other one?
Isthmus?
What's the Isthmus?
Oh, he now.
Not Christmas.
What's an Ismiss?
Hold on.
Lord and Savior's birthday?
Ismis.
Iss.
Iss.
Isstu.
Esmis.
I don't know.
A narrow strip of land connecting to larger land masses.
It's called what?
An Isthmus?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm Kyle DeCated.
Oh, my God.
I know big words.
I know big words.
What podcast was in?
Don Isthmus.
Radio legend to Don Isthmus.
So, Cody, uh, we were enjoying Friday off.
Well, I was at least.
Uh, Cody was over at Mama Max,
aka W's Duby's Duby Dungeons.
as we now know it.
Cocoa Pust Thursday night.
Yep.
Stayed over there.
They were camping.
And poor Cody loses power on Friday.
But like you and five other people?
Well, I get the alert that, because I was like,
let me go run some errands.
I got a couple hours before the game.
I'll get everything I'll done that way.
And we're good to go.
And then I got the alert that the power was out there.
And I was like, all right, whatever.
It happened like the day it before.
How do you get the alert?
You're linked to the account to?
No, Deb got it.
I said, here, these are all out.
And I was like, that doesn't matter.
By the time I get back, we'll be fine.
Sure.
And then it wasn't.
Okay.
But then you could see the area.
You said it was Cruz there.
Everything was going to go.
And there was like 120 people that were affected.
Okay.
And then like two hours went by.
And all of a sudden, the time changed and said crews were en route.
And it won't be back on until eight.
And there was about six of us that were affected.
I'm like, are you.
It's Cody Luck.
Kidding me.
We call that Cody Luck.
And it's like, okay, no big deal.
There's a pool there.
I can hang out.
Not a big, I watch the, right?
I'll be fine.
I can watch the game on my phone.
I'll float in the pool.
It won't matter.
And then for the entire time that it really matters, there's a storm.
Mostly, again, just over that same little area.
Specifically.
Area. I mean, I didn't know
that I was bragging, but I was enjoying
outdoors, I was just swinging on my outdoor
and Cody's like, yeah, I'm in a storm right now, and I looked
at the radar, I was literally just over him.
It was a little storm right over you.
It was so weird. So you had no power.
You were being stormed on.
Yep. And then you get an idea
because you were so bored.
Because then it got hot.
You're right, that's an old-ass car.
It was just getting hot
because it was humid. And I was
like, I'm going to quick just
go do a quick cannonball.
Yep.
And then come back out once the storm,
you know, and then it started to storm again.
And then the brain started to...
You wanted to show off on your top...
Do your top jumps.
Where I was like...
Yeah, if you go to...
Now I have time for a...
Cannonball and a jackknife.
I don't know.
If you go to K-Rock Cody Mac on Instagram,
you can see...
How many?
Seven, eight jumps?
I can't even remember.
He did all your jumps.
It was a good amount of jumps.
He did a cannibal, belly flop,
backflop, double ankle grab,
Jack knife.
There was a sea lion in there.
The sea lion.
All your top jumps, folks.
Thanks to Josh's fine editing, you can't see just how much else I hated every single one of those.
Yeah.
So for those of you who went behind the curtain, Cody text me, I'm chilling on Friday.
I mean, I knew that Cody was without power.
He was kind of going loopy over at Debbie's Dubby Dungeon.
And he texted me had a high idea.
I put it in the Dropbox.
So we have a Dropbox that we can share, send large files to each other.
And I go in there, and it was him just jumping in the pool over and over again.
Showing off my different dives.
Unedited.
So it was like Cody would jump in.
Swim back, climb up.
Cody would jump in.
Every time he jumped in, Alsa was furious.
Hated it.
Furious about it.
It doesn't want to come in.
No.
Does she ever get in the pool?
If you ever once in a while, and sometimes she gets dunked just because.
It's like, it's 100 degrees.
You can just swim around for two seconds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool your ass off.
So, behind the curtain, I eventually go inside Friday night.
I was up on my fire and I'm like, I'm going to edit this video for Cody because he wants to post it.
It'll be funny.
Well, Freddie, as you know, sleeps on his dog bed right in my office.
He hated that video so much.
I bet.
Because I had the speakers on.
Yeah.
So I could edit it.
but every time you jump in the pool, Elsa would bark,
so maybe he knows that's Elsa's bark or whatever.
And he'd go,
whir,
and he'd jump up,
and I go,
no,
it's the video.
Yep.
She definitely did not like the sea line.
So I was doing this move,
or every time I'd edit,
I would mute so that,
like, Elsa wouldn't bark,
and then Freddie wouldn't freak out.
It was a whole thing.
But it all worked out.
Go to K. Rock, Cody Mac.
Yes, I just.
On Instagram to watch that.
And very athletic, by the way.
They're the best.
of the move. You're a handsome as boy.
You're handsome as boy. But I did
the joke as I said
in the comments was I thought I was past
the age where my children
would say, Dad, watch my jumps.
Not at all. No. My third child
said, Dad, watch my jumps.
And we forgot the most
important. Spin and twist. Spin and twist.
Can't forget about the spin of twist.
Spin and twist. Yeah, I want to see a triple
Lindy as well, Bob says in chat. Athletic
dive. Athletic dive.
Yep. No, there's a couple on there.
Be safe.
Listen, if you're looking to impress the ladies this summer,
K Rock, Cody Mac on Instagram,
that's where all the footage is.
Yep.
Get the show, all the links at the show.
com.
Listen, you can find us right there.
Very easy.
Maybe you don't know nothing about computers.
Podcast, daily streams, all of that,
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Weas in the juice.
Who's wheeze in the juice?
Who's wheeze in the juice?
You said links.
Oh, Encino Man.
Does he say links?
You know more about it's aino man than I.
Oh, that's his name.
because he's the like the missing link.
I get it.
I always thought that'd be a very easy redo for a Disney channel
and make themselves a whole bunch of money
without even having to worry about people being like,
that sucked.
It wouldn't matter.
Kids would like it.
Yeah, I think they would.
I saw footage of the new Moana,
the live action Moana.
I can't get over to the Rock.
I'm sorry.
You can't watch somebody do stuff forever
and then see that.
And they're pushing it hard.
I bet it's budget was a lot.
wife and kids took me to Disclosure Day yesterday.
I saw that at the movie tavern.
Mm-hmm.
With a armful of popcorn buckets from He-Man?
The He-Man popcorn buckets look really cool.
They have like a castle gray skull, and what was the other one I sent you?
Skeletor's like head, I think it was.
It was pretty cool.
But they're really pushing this Moana live action thing.
They got all the standouts.
Did they show even a preview during the Disclosure Day?
Yes.
They run the police silence your cell phone.
but it's the live action Moana.
I got a feeling they're crap in their pants on this.
They're like, more guys.
Yeah.
We got to make our money back on this.
Because it's a weird...
The second the live action rock footage leaked,
everyone's like, no way.
You're like, what are you doing?
What happened?
Four lives.
Whoa, do you look?
It comes out in July.
Action Moana.
I want to see the budget for it.
Oh, how much, dude.
No, although, okay.
So it's already exceeded $200 million.
And cost, yeah.
But they say that it should, but it will need to gross over 500 million globally just to break even.
I don't think that.
But I disagree.
Maybe it's definitely not for me, but it just looks like it's going to be.
That's so weird.
It's going to be panned a lot.
People are going to pick on it.
And I feel terrible for like the actress who's playing.
Who is Moana?
Is that who that is?
I don't know the characters.
I don't know who she is.
But she's like the lead actress and this should be like a big break.
break out roll for her, but everyone's going to be focused on how stupid the rock.
The problem is they don't ever do anything different.
They, you know how when we think it's funny to put a wig on you?
Yeah, because it's funny.
And we're being silly.
I'm not a giant ripped Samoan.
He's like, no, just put a wig on me.
That's all the character needs.
And they're like, no, it needs a little more.
No, I'm going to be the rock.
No, that's it.
And don't forget, I don't lose fights.
There's no fights.
I don't lose fights.
I don't lose fights.
It's in my contract.
Long, beautiful, flowy, brown hair.
Uh-huh.
Very unnatural to the character.
And that's it.
Maybe kids will see it and like it.
I don't know, but I laugh audibly when I see the rock with his big curly locks.
Yeah.
No, it just, it does not.
It's not a good look.
What they should have done was, if you're going to do it, go crazy.
What do you mean?
Like in the movie.
Yeah.
I don't know what his character's.
name is, the rock.
Yeah.
Looks, it's like he's big
and over the top and wild looking.
They just made like kind of
bulked up rock.
All right.
He's playing prosthetics on him.
So the actress is playing Moana.
Moana's the lead.
Yep.
He's playing Maui.
Then there's He-He the Rooster.
Yeah, obviously.
Tomatoa, the crab looking thing.
Gramatala.
I mean, it's all Samoan culture stuff.
That's great.
Yeah.
Fine.
I just don't, I don't know
anything about it. Well, no, and it's not, I just don't.
And, like, Maui is kind of fat. Hey, hey, hey, it's pronounced, hey, hey, the rooster.
Okay. So, like, obviously he's like, I don't want to be fat. I want to be jacked.
Okay. Which is fine, but his hair is too much.
It's too much. It's too much. I digress. It's not for me. But disclosure to, I liked a lot.
I won't say much without, because I don't want to spoil anything. But like I told Cody, the trailer,
kind of sells it like it's scarier than it really is.
It wasn't very scary.
It was a good movie.
I enjoyed it.
It was more like a thrilling moment.
Yeah.
I sent Cody all my family's reviews.
Wife loved it.
Oldest child, it was good.
Youngest child.
Me, aliens ain't that serious, bro.
Aliens ain't that serious, bra.
So whatever.
Brough.
Like, whatever that means.
No cap.
No cap.
No cap, dog.
Aliens ain't that serious, bro.
But I liked it.
I liked it.
Has he ever seen signs?
Would that scare him or no?
I don't know.
It scared me.
It scared you.
I know, bud.
It scared me.
But aliens, ain't that serious.
I mean, not serious.
No.
Come on now.
I rooba.
This Saturday is our fishing derby.
Hell yeah.
To Phoenix, New York.
Now, by the way, if you want to make a weekend out of a Phoenix, New York,
Friday nights are fireworks.
Oh, that's cool.
So we're doing Friday night fireworks in Phoenix and then...
So we should all jam pack the hotels?
Oh, but you couldn't get a hotel room in Phoenix if you wanted to.
We're packed to the brim.
Isn't it comes to no hotels in Phoenix?
We ain't got no hotels.
We only got one street like, but I will you all come up to my town on Friday and Saturday.
That's actually awesome.
I kind of wish you did because that'd be a neat.
I mean, we'd have a Airbnb for it.
Dude, we got tons of stuff going on up there.
We got, I got to see what kind of food trucks will be out there for Friday night.
They usually do a whole nice little spread.
That's cool.
At dusk.
Get on out there and then Saturday morning, bright and early.
We'll be fishing.
Come on over to lock one.
I'm winning this, and I'm eligible.
I don't care.
I hope you are.
I will take your guys as grand prize.
Transformer Lover and Twitch asking Josh, what did you do for Father's Day yesterday?
Well, happy belated Father's Day to my fellow fathers.
And of course, for those you missing your fathers yesterday, sorry that you had to go through that.
But, uh...
Was it necessarily missing him, Bob.
Ah, but I hope you all.
all had a lovely day. I certainly did.
Kids made me, well, okay, I say kids made me a nice
handmade card. Oldest, made me a nice handmade car.
Youngest put the least amount of effort whatsoever into it.
As here is a beautiful card.
The oldest is the artistic one.
Yep. I get a handmade card. It's got like a,
like a beaver on it. It says, best damn dad ever.
It's cute. It's adorable. It's adorable.
Sorry, that's.
No, I don't.
I don't say my kid's name's on the air.
I like jokes like that.
So I'm going to use Cody's name as my youngest man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wife has a whole nice message.
Thank you for everything.
Blah, blah, blah.
Everything.
Oldest, right?
Thanks for always being there for us.
Dad, we love you.
Cody.
Just the youngest just wrote Dash.
Boom.
His name.
Yeah.
That's how you know.
That's the effort that we're putting into it.
I'm fine with it.
Yeah.
And then we went and saw, I said, Disclosure Day.
I had a nice lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings.
He took you to the movies.
He took me to the movies.
You could be a little slamberg.
I got that, I got that smash.
I don't know it's a Smashburg, but it's the bacon patty melt.
Love it.
Oh, their birds are good.
So on Disclosure Day.
And then the wife got me some scratchers and candy for Father's Day.
Okay.
And here's the scene, Cody Mac.
So let's go back to Friday.
We got some new furniture delivered on Friday.
Yep.
My wife decided to make the jump from couch to two recliners.
Okay.
She wanted something to put her feet up with.
Yeah.
So we got a couch and two recliners delivered on Friday.
Living room is kind of empty right now because we're going to paint it and all that.
Here's the scene.
It's about 715 last night.
Wife's in one recliner.
I'm in the other recliner.
Yep.
I'm doing my scratch-offs.
And on the TV, Celebrity Wheel of Fortune.
Oh, my God.
And I go to where and I go.
That's it.
I guess we're this now.
I guess we're just the old couple in recliners.
And I'm doing scratchers and we're watching Celebrity Wheel of Fortune on a Sunday.
I guess we're this.
I guess this is what we are now.
That's a kind of all about relaxing.
Yes, me.
Does Freddy not like it at all?
Is he very confused?
Freddy, I tried.
Not like change.
Do you want me to give you my whole big spiel?
Want me to give you my whole big spiel?
that I gave my family?
Is this what you told Freddie?
Because here's the thing.
Freddy, very possessive of my wife.
He just wants to be near her honor.
So we had the couch, and I put the Freddie blanket on the couch, and that's where he can lay.
He can lay on his blanket on the couch.
And I said, on Friday, when this furniture got delivered.
Yeah.
No animals on the recliners.
Yeah, right.
I go, we're not letting animals on the recliners.
And by Friday at all point.
So Friday night, I get a.
picture of one of the cats on the recliner, and I lost my mind.
I said if this cat ruins his chair, I'm going to throw in the woods with the crime.
So then, yesterday, same scene, same scene, set the same scene.
Two elderly people in their recliners, watching their programs.
Nope.
I'm doing my scratchers.
And Freddie is having a panic attack because my wife is in the recliner, and he's just pacing going,
hmm, hmm.
Yeah, he wants to get up there.
And my wife goes, he wants to get up in the recliner.
go, no animals in the recliners.
She said, but look at him, he's so sad.
I go, telling you right now, the second you let this dog, up in this recliner, he's going to be all over you.
Yeah.
And she's like, but look, how sad he is.
And then I give a whole speech of, God forbid, we train this dog at all.
Oh.
God forbid we try to train anything with this dog and have an understanding that recliners are for people.
That's what you think.
Pouch is for animals.
I don't think.
I don't think so.
So then Fred jumped up in the recliner.
I don't think so.
Right on my wife's lap.
And I had to make a whole presentation about,
we wonder why these animals act the way they do.
We got no rules.
How'd that go?
We got no rules.
You got to have rules.
Where is he right now?
It's probably on the damn recliner.
I hope he is.
Probably on the damn recline.
I was rolling around.
We're lawless.
How are we going to?
You just.
Try to anything.
He's doing back rubs on there.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's it.
Try to make just a simple rule.
The animals always win.
His house is lawless.
Lawless in here.
Okay.
Okay.
Try to make one rule.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
Oh.
And then by the way, his father's day message.
Oh, okay.
You want Bobby's a father's day message?
You guys do a nice back and forth, nice heartfelt back and forth between the two of you.
I'm very sure of it.
Yeah.
You try.
Jesus Christ, you try.
All right.
So, Faw-Say.
I Saturday night, I went by my parents' house.
They were at my sisters, and I put his Father's Day card in the mailbox.
Saturday night.
Yesterday morning, I text him.
Happy Father's Day, to which I get the reply.
Thanks.
You also got the card.
Didn't open it yet.
What's he waiting for?
Pop that bad boy open.
Got the card in the mailbox, didn't open it yet.
What if I could have something big in there?
He could have just...
I don't know.
He could have.
You know what?
Before I reply, let me just open this gift card.
Let me see what's in there.
Nah.
Josh.
I see you did a thing.
I'll get to it.
Someday.
I'm literally you, Wobie.
Oh, no.
Oh, boy.
Ahoy, ho.
Thank you for joining us bright and early on a Monday morning this.
This is K-Rock.
We got our big fishing tournament coming up on Saturday.
Fun for the whole family.
We'd love it if you stop by.
We'll get there at 8 a.m.
If you want to fish earlier than that, be my guest.
I just won't be there to watch you do it.
A little ditch, people.
You do you.
We're just having a fun time.
Biggest fish is going to win.
Custom floor mats for your vehicle, courtesy of installations unlimited.
Plus, we got a bunch of other fun giveaways like I've been harping on.
It's just a fun tournament.
You're a good time.
Don't roll up with your bass boat.
expecting to, you know, get all serious about it.
Big, cash and prizes.
Mm-hmm.
Then we are going to have to ridicule you and shame you.
Mm-hmm.
Where is there for funzies?
Funzies.
Tonsies of funzies.
It is.
That's actually really going to be fun.
I'm excited.
Saturday morning, 8 o'clock, we'll be kicking it off.
Go to like noonish or earlier.
I don't know how this.
It's our first time doing it.
We're trying new things.
Yeah.
We've had a couple ideas.
We want to do it.
Trying new things, you know?
Mm-hmm.
There's going to be a lot of new things happening for Cocoa.
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Do it.
So, uh...
Oh,
Did...
When, okay, let me say, all right.
Yo, word? I'm going to talk about diapers.
Yo, you would. Oh, man.
Reusible diapers have always been a thing.
As far as I know, like cloth diapers.
Like, they wash them?
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember they're being cloth diapers.
Yeah.
My kids, all their diapers went in the landfills, right in the ocean.
Screw the environment.
Well, the newest trend is wool reusable diapers.
Okay.
And I don't think this is going to be good for anybody.
That doesn't sound comfortable for babies in their bottoms.
At all.
The latest trend in some parenting circles is wool diapers,
which can supposedly go a month without being washed.
What are you talking about?
No.
What are you talking about?
No, no.
Pat Lucas, diaper maxing?
Oh, we're diaper maxing?
Oh, we're diaper maxing.
No, that's...
No, I was going to say, let's ask, this is a question for moms,
and I bet all of them are going to say no.
All of them are going to say no.
Uh-huh.
Wool diapers require a two-part system.
There is an insert, which is cotton,
that looks like a sanitary pad, catches all the waste.
The wool diaper is the cover that holds the cotton in place.
So then it's not a diaper.
It's a diaper.
cover. You're producing waste
anyway. But as someone who
has raised two babies
the diaper ain't always contain in the
mess, okay? Blow out.
I've heard of these. I've heard of these
and they are single-handedly a
prime birth
control device for you. There will be
a baby blowout that'll go up their back. It'll blow out the sides.
No, don't hand me a baby that's been wearing a
wool cover up for
three weeks. Here's my baby.
I want to hold it?
Sister, do not bring your crappy bull wool.
I can't even say the word she said.
Your baby wool diaper near me.
I agree.
No.
There is a lanolin in the wool, which is a natural wax that claims it is antimicrobial and self-cleaning.
It's not.
No.
It's not.
So you're saying that sheep can just ish all over themselves and it's fine?
Yeah.
They've got a lanolin cover?
No, I'm sorry, but no.
I'm okay with some hippie-dippy whatever for an environment and all that stuff,
and you do what you got to do for your baby.
But when you're going to then subject other people.
Yeah, I don't want to smell your baby's unwashed wool diaper.
Nah, we're good, bro.
Apparently they're real hot on Facebook marketplace where you can buy used wool diapers.
What are we doing?
What's?
Yeah.
No.
That's a big no for me, buddy.
me.
I'm just trying to understand how it would work, I guess.
In theory, sure, you have a wool diaper with a little pad that catches the refuse or whatever,
but also, and they ain't staying in that dipey, bud.
There's been days where you're going right to the bathtub to hose off that kid.
And I bet you can't tell.
Well, no, I just, you know, on, you know, light poop days, we'll wear the wool.
I'm sure you don't know when it's going to be.
And we're getting into summertime seasons, and I got hot, you know.
know what, I'm not going to even think about it anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
You know what I'm saying?
You save yourself.
You save yourself.
Parents do not park your Dragula in the studa parking lot.
If you slam into the back of a dragula, you will be reported to the police.
You only will be given four tickets to graduation.
You will tell your grandparents to F off.
You will not be selling tickets, parrot.
Seats are assigned.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy.
Listen, educators.
Educators drag your lifeless, exhausted bodies over the finish line this week.
It's like those videos you see of those runners that bodies are just given out and they're like two feet from the finish line.
But they're like just, you got to do it.
You're almost there.
You're almost there.
You're almost there.
You got to do it.
Yep.
Oh, I was complaining in chat.
I was telling people, listen, I see.
This must be a new thing where they do the senior walk, at least up in Phoenix.
Like the seniors are going back to the elementary school and walking through their elementary school.
I've seen little bits of it, but that's a fun thing for places to do.
I would imagine it's easier for the smaller schools to do it as opposed to like a liver pool.
Yeah.
Okay, 300 kids go outside and stand for line for another 300 kids.
photo. If somebody makes a side by side of my baby and then there's suddenly a senior,
I'm going to lose it. Well, have you never seen a graduation party? You're going to have an
entire table. Nope, I'm not going. To your own kids' graduation party. You're not going.
I'm not going. I got to think you probably are going to have to go. All this senior stuff
I'm seeing posted all month long. I don't know how your parents, and I'm a sap. I'm a sucker for my
I don't care what you think about me.
I'm a sap for him.
Well, luckily, you got a little bit before the time warp thing or whatever it's called.
So maybe an astral hit us before that happens.
I didn't already.
Are we sure?
Yeah, West Jenny does the senior walk.
This is real now.
Liverpool's doing a walk through today, bud, yeah.
Oh, man, no.
Yeah, dude.
That's no.
But see what I mean?
Like, there's poor teachers.
They got to be there doing that because they have to do a certain amount of days
as opposed to just being able to go home.
But no, let's stand on the heart.
We can do it, educators.
We can do it.
You're almost there. You're almost there.
Get yourself across the finish line.
Summer vacation is in sight.
You're going to get there.
We're right there.
Please do not applaud until all the names have been read.
Thank you.
There's always the parents who think that their kid's extra special.
They have to.
Shut up.
They just said, don't clap until all the name's been read.
There's always a few that have to no matter what.
Yeah, but Bionica is.
It's so special and Bionica had a big year.
Or there's always at least one or two dads that have to, when it's quiet,
yell their daughter's nickname at them that they've said,
Let's go boogie!
I love you, Poo-Bah!
There's always at least one or two dads that have to do that to their daughters at their graduation.
Please hold your claps.
Michael says I'm clapping for my kid.
At the end you are, Michael.
at the end.
No.
Your kid ain't more special.
If I want to clap for my goddamn child
after my taxes,
pay for this whole damn place.
Wait till the end.
That's all you got to do.
It's all you got to do.
Nebraska says, graduation here was Mother's Day.
Y'all need to cut that 180 down to 150
because that's ridiculous.
180 in New York, bud.
180 in New York.
Nebraska's in Nebraska.
Yeah, no, that was
such a long day.
day.
ESM wasn't bad,
but Oswego.
Oh, my God.
College graduation?
I remember when we all got seated and I was like,
they have to say every one of these people's names?
Yeah.
And then we did.
I was already pretty hammered.
Were you really?
We got.
For college graduation?
We got toasty.
I remember standing that line.
We played the Dutch is standing in the line where like organizers were walking up
and down and they were just because you weren't allowed to.
It was still illegal.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What are you going to do?
We're going to take my home.
Take my deploy.
Plomo.
You do.
You do.
Even I didn't.
I did.
Like the week of college graduation was like a bunch of senior stuff.
Yeah.
Like I remember going up to where the statue is, that Sheldon Hall thing, and there was a bubble thing where we had champagne.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Yep.
And then I remember the night before graduation, a bunch of us, I think it was my first time in the Raven.
We went to the Raven.
And I probably had like a cider, but I don't drink or do any of that stuff really in college.
We had fun.
I don't remember we had a good time.
And I'm bright and early the next day.
Get in line.
And then I remember I sat next to one of the biggest people.
Like physically large people?
Yeah.
So I was like, that's a fun three hours.
So happy graduate.
So graduation this weekend?
Is it high schools?
Are they like all the time?
What would be like they're scattered around?
Like today and then tomorrow there's three and this Friday there's three.
I don't know.
Because I don't really remember when it was.
I don't remember when ESM's graduation was.
Ours was a Saturday at least in Phoenix.
Yeah.
Because you had your grad parties.
Like, you went and graduated that morning.
Oh, I don't.
Liverpool walks to stage Thursday.
Yes, yeah, I think.
They got to spread them on a little bit, you know?
Yeah, I don't remember.
There's only so many venues.
Fultons was last Friday.
All right.
West Jenny was that past weekend.
All right, nodding him.
SRC Arena 930 a.m.
All right.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
We're already in it, man.
I remember getting to BSM.
Mm-hmm.
And then we all had to get on buses to be shipped over to the on center.
Oh, that sucks.
But then when we were done, we were able to leave.
Because I remember I left, because I'm visualizing pictures, I left with the rents.
Okay.
So we were able to leave with the parents.
All right at JCB, man, right in the gym.
Ours was at the, not the Aon Center, what was it, the Nicholas J.C.
You big school kids, I feel bad for you, or you got to, like, go to another venue.
And get on a bus.
We had to be at school one more time.
Don't they do some graduations at the amphitheater, too?
Aren't some there?
Really?
Oh, that'd be cool.
If the weather holds on.
like the bigger the schools.
And we were the first ones to graduate in the new center at the, in Oswego.
Wasn't even done yet.
Yeah, we did not.
We were over in the old Romney.
Nope.
Anyways.
What was it?
A good old days.
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Did I just see him in like a video game trailer or something?
The Cravitz?
Yeah.
The Cravitz isn't a game?
I don't know.
Maybe I was like a fever dream, but it was some, like,
cartoonish thing, game maybe, or cartoon.
I don't know what I'm thinking of.
He plays...
Oh, yeah, he's in that James Bond game.
He plays a villain named Bowie.
Shout out Lenny Kravitz.
Who has made more of a career off being just a guy with dreadlocks?
Going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, he's got, no shame.
He's got like two songs.
But he's just handsome and he can play the guitar.
No.
And leather pants cannot contain his genitals.
And he has made a 40-year career out of being Lenny Kravitz.
Yep.
See, Melfire, he's still so sexy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
I was out there.
Because I was debating getting that 007 game.
I think I want to get it.
That's a probably ramping rally.
You want to get that.
You want to get that.
Until July 2nd, I looked it up.
You got till July 2nd.
And that's got the Monday Night Wars thing in it.
The Monday Night Wars edition of the wrestling game is $98, which crazy after tax and all that comes
$106-something bucks.
But there you go.
I want to get that 007 first light game.
That looks don't.
It's like a combo of all the games I like.
It's got hitman vibes to it.
Assassin's Creed vibes to it.
I'm going to play that.
So we're a couple of snack champs.
We like a good snack.
Agreed.
New York Post has an article out today with some snack stats.
Snack stats.
How many times on average?
I would say that we're going to be the outliers when it comes here for a lot of these stats
because, well, we're a couple snack champs.
That's not even a joke.
We love to snack.
Depending on what it is, though.
We'll see.
The average person snacks four times a day.
Wow.
We're way above that.
The over is for us.
I like to graze.
I like to go have like a couple handfuls of popcorn.
Get up a little while later.
Get a little.
Dude, my real.
A couple of peanuts or something.
My real enemy lately has been peanut M&Ms.
It's a problem.
Those are good bags.
though. It's a problem.
You just, now at this point, you just get that tub.
No, here's what I do.
That's what you should do.
Here's what I do.
And I did get rightfully, uh, rightfully yelled at about this.
Uh-oh.
For Mother's Day, I got my wife peanut M&Ms, but it came in like this container with like a flippy top.
Yeah, yeah.
The plastic one.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like this big.
Yep, I like those.
I got her that for Mother's Day.
How fast do you eat all those on her?
Uh-oh.
Pretty fast.
It was a tip-taping his hands.
So the other day, a couple of weeks.
weeks ago, we were at Wegmans, and I did the sly move or I threw something in the car.
You put them in the way. Where these come from? Party bag. Put the party bag in the cart.
Yep. We check out. We get in the car. She goes, your M&Ms cost $15 for a party bag. And I go,
oh my God, they did? I didn't think. I got like a high-end cocaine addiction now.
I thought they would have said like $5.99, $6.99, $7.99.
$15.
That is awful.
What?
So now what I've been doing is using the party bag to refill a little shaker container.
There you go.
Like I'm,
like to pretend I'm taking my pills.
But I go out there and I pop the towel on.
I go,
let me couple pills here.
Something to settle the nerves.
It's fun.
It's fun.
That's crazy.
But it's also, it's also in a very expensive addiction.
Yeah.
Very expensive.
15 bucks.
All right, back to these stats.
Wow.
Snacks stats.
Snacks that.
60% of people have a secret snack stash inside their home.
I ain't got no secrets to keep.
My cupboards?
Yeah.
I ain't got no secrets to keep.
No, I bet they mean like if you got little babies and you've got to go into your back pantry and you know, you take the label off of one thing and you put it on a, you know, another thing.
And then you fill that one with your unhealthy snacks or whatever.
But it says granola bars.
Mm-hmm.
And then you hide your liquor bottle in the.
the back of the toilet tank so nobody knows it's there.
Yep, let's call my daddy's poopie booze.
Because, yeah, I got no reason to hide my snacks from my family.
I mean, they'll eat them if they're good ones.
Yeah.
But we don't really, we don't all like the same things.
Like, no one's eating the peanut M&Ms but me.
Or sometimes with just food, you have to put it behind something in the fridge to keep it out of reach.
Yeah.
But now you got older kids that, oh, so hungry.
So they probably got better eyes to find your treats.
Here's where we're going to be probably in the minority.
39% of people have gone entire days without a real meal, just eating snacks.
Yeah.
I've done that a lot.
It's embarrassing.
All you want to do is Grace sometimes.
Oh, bad, he scared me.
Right.
Before you know it, it's 9 o'clock at night, you're like, oh, I guess I have not had a meal today.
Especially in the summer when it gets hot.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, you got to graze.
You got to.
It's too hot to be eating.
What, are you just out there eating full meal?
when it's 80-something degrees out?
Sarah says, I put my chips in my Ritz
so the kids don't eat them.
There you go.
Because they don't want Ritz.
There you go.
Perfect.
Nebraska, my mom used to try and hide M&Ms
in the back of the cupboard,
but I was the one who always did the dishes,
so I found it every time.
Got them.
That's hilarious.
Mel says that's called girl dinner,
just eating snacks all day.
Oh, I just like girl dinner then.
53% of people
admit to eating an entire bag of chips in one sitting.
Oh, well, no, I mean,
depending on the size,
but never just like a red one.
regular bag.
A couple days, yes.
You've never eaten a whole bag of chips?
Not in one sitting.
You got up your game, bud.
Come on now.
No.
Come on now.
Yeah, Cody Mac Pocket Snacks.
Yeah, he's got to put some in there for later times.
Um, they did the secret snacks.
Oh yeah, those are your snacks.
Snacks stats.
Snacks, Snacks, Snacks, from the New York Post.
Survey of 5,000 Americans.
21% of people say they're not really a meal person.
I'm more of a snack person.
I like a good meal.
It depends.
But it's like for someone who,
is as, you know, husky as I am.
I don't really like eating meals that much.
When I'm hungry is when I like to eat.
Yeah.
If it's just a quick sandwich or a quick snack, I'm good.
That's kind of what I've been doing this summer
instead of waiting until it's dinner time.
Mm-hmm.
Just if I'm hungry, I'll do that.
I'll just eat.
Just eat.
Just start making dinner.
And we've been real bad.
Three o'clock.
Well, who cares?
And we're all aware of the problem in the house.
This last week has been a lot of takeout.
I think my family just mentally.
exhausted getting to the end of the year.
Again, another where it's the end of the year.
It's summertime. We went up to the
loop on Thursday. Get a little loop.
What happened? The guy has got a wrestling belt or
something. Okay. Oh, yeah, he's coming
in here for our karaoke thing.
Oh, cool. I believe he's a half hour early, but we'll
make the work.
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Yeah, USA beats Australia Friday.
That was awesome.
2-0.
And then they play Turkey this Thursday night at Sofai Stadium in L.A.
They're already moved on, though, so.
Yeah, can you explain to me any of this?
I don't understand how it works.
They just got, once you get a certain amount of
like points, I guess, if you will,
then you get to move on.
And they had enough points and the other people that they needed to have lose lost.
So it worked out in their favor where they don't even have to worry.
I mean, they should still play hard.
So there are their teams right now that are out of it?
Yeah, there's a couple.
If you lose your first two, there's a good chance that you're probably not going to move on.
Okay.
I would imagine.
but this is a nice change of pace.
I think it's only happened this early a couple times for the U.S.
This turkey game doesn't really matter is what you're saying?
No, but you still want to play tough.
You don't want to kind of let up or whatever,
because if you're hot like that, put them away early.
Score a bunch of goals.
Yeah, as we were watching that Spain team yesterday with who's that kid on that team?
Is it Jamal, Kamal?
Whatever.
He's 17.
Yeah, just the young kid, man.
It's awesome.
Started playing at 15.
I love when they've got young superstars like that.
And it's just so fun to watch them.
Yeah, it's just, that's incredible talent.
Right, to see a 17-year-old kid just bawling.
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Did you see that the World Cup coverage is getting heat for adding mountains to Houston?
Did you see this?
No.
So.
Why don't even bother?
Like the World Cup is doing this thing where they're all around a big table,
obviously talking about the games.
Yeah.
And behind them is the city they're talking about.
Yep, yep, yep.
And when they go to Houston, they put mountains?
Like, it's Houston, but then it's like also mountains behind Houston.
They are of the mountain range known as, I don't know,
well, there's getting a million people like tweeting at them or whatever you call.
The Houston Mountain.
are actually gorgeous this time of year.
They are.
If you get a clear day.
How good is the skiing in the mountains of Houston?
Oh, if you get a gorgeous day up there in the Alps of Houston.
I tore my ACL skiing that mountain back in 2020.
I was one of the first people to ever scale it.
Do you?
You climb the Houston mountains.
Good for you.
I did when they opened it up for hikers and such.
I don't know why they felt the need to do this.
Maybe they felt like it wasn't visually appealing enough.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That is kind of weird.
Or they had it up from something else.
I don't know.
They superimposed.
Oh, they superimposed me.
Yeah, well, listen, go visit the mountains of Houston, the beautiful rolling hills.
This time of year.
Texas, gorgeous.
They're nice.
Gorgeous.
Yep.
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Guys, Friday, Saturday.
Big, big going on.
It's in Phoenix, New York.
Friday night.
We got our fireworks.
Parties.
If you want to come out, watch our fireworks.
But then Saturday, we're going to do a little fishing tournament.
Saturday morning, 8 a.m.
We will be hanging out at Lock One Distilling right there in Phoenix, New York,
for our Master Bader's Classic.
Little Fish and Derby Fun.
We got prizes.
We've got just a fun Saturday morning.
Something new we're trying.
We're just going to see how this works.
We're going to go fishing.
Cody and I'll go fishing.
Heck yeah, I'm going to throw a bunch of big.
fat lulkers into
What are you throwing?
What you're hucking down?
What I'll do is I'll probably do a Sanko on a Texas rig
is what I'll probably do.
If you're a fancy city fella.
That's what we usually catch out there
on a Swiggo River is you put a little...
I'm going to use...
Pink Sanko green pumpkin on a Texas rig.
I'm going to put an ice bobber
on with an nice little worm
with an nice tiny hook
and just leave it forever.
Okay. That's usually the one
who succeeds. I know. People like me who
overthink it don't catch anything. Some
kid puts a hot dog on a hook, catches the biggest
bass he ever seen. No, I'll probably do my typical
cast in reel in every
12 to 15 seconds.
Doubt yourself. Say, I got to change the bait. I got to change the bait.
I got to change the bait. Every 10 to
15 casts.
Yeah, when you have... Catch nothing and then
go, well, I suck a fishing.
When you have ADD as Cody and I do,
we don't have much of the H.
H. ADHD. I'm not very hyperactive.
No, but I just, I can't.
He and I are terrible at fishing because of what he just described.
He can't just leave it there.
Like, you know of his decision paralysis.
But I will just, I'll cast and then go, I doubt that.
Well, I'm like, they don't want that.
Got to get that back in here.
Yeah, hold on. They don't want that.
Or I'm always like, ah, floated too far.
Mm-hmm.
Floated too close. I got to go that back in there.
It's just an endless stream of doubt.
Just in our brains.
Oh, they're not.
They're going to want that bait.
Let me change his bait.
Yeah, but they should probably get that, though.
Yeah, and then, of course, it'll be some, you know, eight-year-old who put a piece of bologna on a string.
It's crazy.
I see it up in a tisco all the time where I'm like, I didn't catch anything.
You guys are just reeling in lockers.
Yeah, I love it.
Anyways, we'll see you.
Saturday morning, 8 o'clock.
We'll be there, get there earlier than us.
That's fine, sir.
Fishing whenever you want.
It is a free fishing weekend.
You don't need a license this weekend, so.
But no punching fish.
No punching fish.
No punching fish.
No punching them.
So we are living in the automated time.
So everything is self-driving, self-delivery, all that.
And I saw a video a few weeks ago of this, I guess, self-driving maybe a Waymo or something,
driving into a SWAT situation.
Okay.
They must not train these self-driving things.
To worry about that stuff.
That maybe an emergency situation will pop up on the road you're trying to drive on.
Uh-oh.
Well, it happened again with a DoorDash robot.
Have you seen these little robots that drive around?
I know, I haven't, but I've seen it on the internet.
I haven't seen one in person yet.
They, I guess, were in a situation,
this robot was called Dot the Robot,
a delivery robot in Chandler, Arizona.
Aye.
It was trying to deliver food,
but the SWAT situation was happening between where it was coming from
and where it's trying to deliver.
So it just rolled right into this swat.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Hot soup.
Literally.
Literally.
Hot soup.
Hot soup.
Come through.
Hot soup.
And then what do you do?
So,
do the police do their.
They try to yell.
Well,
yeah,
they do police stuff and yell commands you at it.
It's like it's a robot guy.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Obviously, dot,
the robot doesn't know what that means.
No.
No.
Because it has one singular task of delivering
that it's in,
it's in the,
It's insides.
They shot the hell out of that thing.
They just killed it.
Yep.
Technician had to be called to pick up dot and drive it away in a truck.
Why?
Just.
It wouldn't leave.
Why?
Just go like this then.
All right.
Okay, it's done.
And then it goes.
If you don't let it complete its task, just let it complete its task.
It takes 10 seconds.
Yeah, but have you ever tried reasoning with police?
That's true.
It's a showdown of wits at that point.
Instead, they called in.
a back up to somehow come and
blow it up. Just blow it up. Yeah,
just either blow it up or just move for five
seconds. Or, or, just because I know
how these stupid things are, because
they're semi-intelligent, like,
they have a task. Same with
my Roomba at the house, like it'll bump into
your foot, and then it'll back up.
And then it'll bump into your foot.
And you're like, you can't talk of the stupid thing.
I argue with my robot
vacuum. Most of my day
is spent arguing with this vacuum.
Yep. I'm in the kitchen. Oh,
What?
Oh, sorry, you need...
I'm on your way.
Excuse me, hold on a second.
Oh, sorry.
I'm on your way.
Oh, wait, hold on a second.
Oh, is this a corner?
And now that, like I told you earlier,
now that we've got new furniture in the living room,
it doesn't know what the hell's going on.
It just spins in a circle.
Oh, right?
On the floor, it was all...
What are you doing?
I lost?
No, you're fine.
It's just a different room.
Returning to station.
Ah, killing self.
Killing self.
Immediately.
Jumping.
into a bathtub.
Suicide.
Filling up bathtub.
Oh, poor robots.
They're just confused, Cody.
Recalibrating.
Recalibrating.
Now I got Joe in the studio.
Joe, what's up, buddy?
Hey, man, how you doing?
This is...
Awesome.
Joe Fortino, obviously, I run the Brony Championship karaoke over at Jake's Grub and
Grub and Gras.
This is so cool.
So we just met Joe, and he's telling us this whole backstory.
Yeah.
So you become friends with Hulk Hogan, what, five years ago, you said?
Yes, five years.
And you started, you were working with him to do karaoke at his...
bar. Right. And this is just kind of something that's grown out of that, right? Right. Are you a singer?
I'm a singer. Awesome. So I'm a Syracuse area singer. All right. I did a bunch of bands in Syracuse.
Cool. Obviously, ended like most Syracuse bands do. You know what I mean? Sure. And you're just
grabbing on and trying to do covers and so, so to speak, trying to make some money, you know, grab a little grub.
But that being said, what my big thing was with this was, we went down there to actually just to meet Hulk Hogan.
In Clearwater, Florida, yeah.
And it ended up being, he was so kind to me and so nice, and he took a liking to me.
And he's like, oh, we're doing karaoke, we're doing this over here.
Stop by my bar, whatever, and that's what we did.
And it just ended up, I just ended up being like furniture in that place.
Yeah.
Just always there, you know?
Yeah.
So you bring this up here.
Now it's at Jake Scrub and Groke every Friday night.
Every Friday.
But listen to this, listen to this whole show that goes on.
It's Brony Championship karaoke.
And sure, karaoke is fun to do on its own.
But Joe's describing to me that you've got lights, fog machine.
You are doing karaoke in a whole rock star atmosphere, right?
Right.
We want you to feel like a rock star when you leave there.
Okay.
You know, that's the object.
You know, we're giving out championship belts
and we're giving out these Super Bowl rings that I just showed you.
They're gorgeous.
We're giving away all this stuff because, again,
we want you to feel like that champion when you're up there.
We want the fog.
We want the smoke.
We want the cold spark pyro.
We want it all because we want you to feel like a rock star.
That's what this is about.
So are people, can people still sign up?
Or is it like, you said there's a bracket system going on?
We text in.
Okay.
We text in.
So every week we get different singers in.
They come in the door.
If they're a new singer, they just put their stuff in through text.
It's text up to the front.
We put them up there.
And weekly, we put weekly winners on the bracket.
So two weekly winners go on a bracket.
and then it goes for a 12-week period,
and then they battle for the rings.
Them 24 people battle for two rings.
And they probably bring their own fans.
Like it probably gets so row.
Yeah, the finalees and the quarterfinals get really,
we're talking a couple hundred people.
Dude.
It's gorgeous in there.
If you're just tuning in, this is Joe from Brony Championship karaoke.
It's over at Jake Scrub and Grog every single Friday.
Is it 8 to 11 every Friday?
It's 7 to 11.
7 to 11.
All right.
This Friday, though, a very special, special champion of karaoke.
What's going on this Friday, Joe?
This Friday I got WWE Hall of Fame legend.
Jimmy Hart.
Such a great dude.
So, again, the initial way this was supposed to go down was that Hulk Hogan was supposed to be doing these things.
Unfortunately, we lost them last July.
So, again, Jimmy's his right-hand man.
He stepped up.
And he said, oh, I'm going to take care of it.
Don't worry.
I got your back.
And, you know, we went from there.
So he's going to come and do a meet and greet.
He's going to do it from 5 to 8.
Okay.
And then from 8 to 11, he's going to be judging.
Oh, that's awesome.
We got to show.
We had Jimmy here for our wrestling youth events.
He's up on that poster.
I got to show you a photo we got.
And I think he signed the one of the bell here somewhere.
He is so great, man.
You guys are going to have a great time.
Does this cost money to me, Jimmy, this Friday?
There's tickets online.
We've discounted them just because we want everybody to show up.
Yeah.
We want everybody to get, you know, we want to put the people in front of them on.
Yeah.
He's infectious, man.
He is.
He really is.
Like, when you talk to him, he's straight from the heart.
Yeah.
He's just one of them guys that you, in your lifetime, got to meet.
He's 82 years old.
Yeah, it doesn't look like he's 20.
Yeah, he doesn't really make it.
Looks like he did back in the wrestling days.
He really does.
We did a thing, back at this Russell Cuse event, Cody and I have a tag team gimmick to
Dirty Dogs that we go out and do that.
And Jimmy was doing his meet and greet.
And we were just doing like, it's a radio bit.
We have our fake characters.
I'll show you the photos.
We go back to use the bathroom.
Jimmy came backstage, he thought we were a real tag team.
He was like hyping us up.
He was like, you guys are doing great out there.
We can't believe it.
I was like, Jimmy Hort just legitimized our tag team.
I love it so much.
When you get off the phone with him or you talk to him personally, you feel like that,
like I just said, like a rock star, right?
You feel like he takes you to a new level, man.
It's beautiful.
So this Friday is obviously special Jimmy, the mouth of the South Heart is going to be there.
All that information is on Facebook.
I'll share it on the K-Rock page so you guys know about.
about it. Other Fridays going through the summer? We still doing this all summer long? Summer Slugfest
starts July 10th. Okay. And it runs through September. And then in September, the fall brawl starts.
So again, we're putting all these people in, in these quarters to win the rings.
Show this camera. Right here. Show them that belt. Show them that belt. So then get to this point.
Look at that bell. Look at that bell. To get to this level. And then you win at the end of the year.
Yeah, get back on the mic right there. At the end of the year, you're going to get.
$1,000.
Oh!
And the championship belt.
And then you're going to be the Brony,
undisputed champion for the whole year.
You're going to, you know, you're going to come in and out of there.
And then we start a whole new bracket, and then your challengers await.
Oh, this is so fun.
It's so fun.
It's over Jake Scrub and Grog.
Every Friday night, it's Brony Championship karaoke.
This Friday, special guest, Jimmy Hart.
Joe, so good to meet you, man.
This is so fun.
This is so fun.
It's a Monday.
That means Joe Stanley's here.
Stanley Law.
The maximum.
Award people. Good morning, Joe.
Good morning, guys. You have a question for us. Go ahead.
All right. Strike 3 holding company is suing meta.
Now, Strike 3 holding company is a purveyor of porn movies and videos.
They're making skin flicks, Joe.
Why do you think they are suing meta?
Why are they suing meta? All right, two guesses.
Either it's AI-related or...
That's what I was going with.
Meta glasses have cameras in them, so maybe,
people are making pornoes with meta glasses.
Oh, I was going with the AI.
They made AI porn.
We're going to go with AI.
You're right.
It's AI.
They're suing them because meta is using their films to train their AI.
To train models.
Really?
Yeah.
So because they want to know what I guess what a naked lady would look like, you know, for training purposes.
Yes.
So that's got to be fed into their models.
Do they have a case?
Well, you know, you can't steal content.
Remember, this is a big issue, though.
about unregulation of, you know, they've had issue with books and newspapers and voices and everything.
And it's difficult to prove that that's where they're getting it from because, you know, their videos are well available across.
How do you prove that that's?
They specifically targeted that.
No, I think it comes down to need some kind of regulation because like you said, you can just feed anything into these AI models and they have to learn from it.
And then you're losing it.
The problem is your intellectual property then becomes worthless
because now they have it and can do anything with it.
Yeah.
And so, you know, that destroy is going to destroy creativity
because if you can't maintain value to your intellectual property,
that's a huge problem.
I think that's why Disney got in early and they're like,
you made deals with these companies.
What's your other story, Joe?
Well, this is a thing not to do.
But anyway, this is a lawsuit arising out of this woman.
I guess she was a drug,
mule and she decided to put 27 ecstasy pills in her private parts.
Sure.
And so she got arrested and she was being held in a holding cell and having all these
symptoms and complaining.
And 17 or 18 people went by her and she went.
Did she tell them that she held ingested kind of that many exercises?
It was unclear.
I guess she may not have been that coherent.
Uh-huh.
But she was for 16 hours exhibiting symptoms and was in custody for that long.
Wow.
Before she had seizures and then they decided, okay, she's got a problem when then they discovered the problem.
And she brought a lawsuit saying they should have, you know, no one did anything for me for the 60.
What's generally like the rules?
Like if you're arrested and you're under the influence or maybe you're injured, they have to take care of you?
Well, yeah.
If you take someone and they're suffering visibly, yeah, you are in an obligation once you take them in custody to make sure that they survive.
Yeah.
And we've seen that issues.
We've had issues in the jail here.
Sure.
And it's just something that happens.
And the problem is I think they just thought she was whatever.
Yeah.
Mental illness or whatever it is.
But now she was gacked out of her mind on a bunch of access.
Sheesh.
Listen, Joe, he handles the serious stuff.
Go see Stanley Law.
Stanley Law, the maximum award people.
Thank you, Joe.
Sometimes David Drayman sings like he's a dog who's been nosing around in the trash.
Yeah.
Get out of there.
Draman!
Get out of there.
My garbage.
He's just hacking up a chicken bone.
He got it.
Yep, he got it up.
Dlaman!
Get out of there!
Hey, if you want to meet Jimmy Hart, I just put up a Facebook giveaway right now, Facebook.
com slash K-Roxianline.
I know he's 82.
They're getting up.
But we're in our 40s at this point.
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, hey, whoa.
Anybody that we grew up loving in the 80s is going to be in their 80s now.
or older.
Hey, listen, all you got to do is go over to our Facebook page.
K-Roc, CNY on Facebook.
I shared the Brony Championship Wrestling information.
Comment below.
Tag a friend.
And I'll pick a bunch of winners by the end of the day today.
You've got to be to pick them up.
They are physical tickets.
And you've got to be able to pick them up in the Syracuse studios.
And they're getting good food.
I mean.
Dude, Jake Scrub and Grog?
I've had some incredible meals at Jake Scrub and Grog.
Yeah, big time.
So get out there to our Facebook page to win those.
All right.
Business.
I've already tested the gaming stream.
Are we,
we're sure?
We're sure?
It worked at 5.30 this morning.
All right.
So right now we're going to finally play the final basketball game for the championship trophy.
I can touch it because that's not a rule of basketball.
Knicks, Spurs, the last game of our series.
And then we'll move on to a new game tomorrow.
That's it.
Golf or something.
We have baseball as well.
All that.
Baseball.
There's raffling.
Game of stream.
Driven by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.
You are buying from Ryan.
Styling profiling.
Jimmy Hart knows about that.
Jet plane for Ryan.
You damn right he does.
Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.
Of course,
Radio side, you're going to get the 90s at 9.
We'll kick that off with a little garbage.
Twitch.tv slash the show or the show.
Dot FM to see who wins the NBA
title cup championship.
For the number.
For the winner circle.
Who is going to catch?
The fever!
