The Show - BIRD THAW

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

Do we have time to get a calf cookin in a cow’s butt for a live birth? We might not have a live cow birth at the fair this year, but at least we’ve got a live bird thaw coming up. A Little League president spent all the budget on strippers & gambling. Plus, the top Rock & Roll songs we can debate. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. That's our nationals warm up. Dundas, you dummy dumb bag.

So cool. Broke the road. So cool, broke the road. Ahoy, hoie. Dommies, good morning. Happy Wednesday, happy. Whiskey Wednesday. Oh.

July 8th. 2000, 2020. Wow. July. Flying by, man. Cooking. We're cooking right along, man. She, boss.

Corrindous. It's horrendous. Right along. Summer cooking right along. Sign outside the fair said 49 days till the fairs. Yehoo! No thank you. You ain't got a live cowburst. I will not be there.

No? I can't see a cow be born. All right. I ain't going. You heard them. I'll get one in there. I'll sneak a big fat, Bradford?

Sir? You stopping a cow? Sir? It's kind of running a little bit. It's got a berth in here. Sir? Sir. Sir, what are you doing with that cow?

Burthin? Is Stacy still running the stage over there? Ask you ever we can get in there. Live on one of the stages, live cowbirth, live on stage. See a lot of sneak of cowbirth on that stage in between whatever Herman's Hermits and whatever the nighttime show is. Guar is way weirder than they used to be. Yeah, they're way we're way weirder. Is it a cowbirth?

Stacey or Chuck here, anybody with the crew. Let me know if we can sneak a live cow berth. Even if it's simulated, I'll dress like a cow and Cody will come out of me. And I'll do like a little like tumbled dyes through your legs. Yep. And then we'll do the Pledge of Allegiance and be out of your way. That was, that's the best. Ahoy, hoy, everybody.

Shut up, Jimmy said, it's going to be snowing before you know it. Shut up, yep, yep, shut up. Be fall before you know it. Well, I am in Halloween mode. It is the next holiday is Halloween. I've got my Halloween shirt on Zeke the plumber. He's a scary shirt. I mean, don't discount Labor Day in all of its glory.

What is that for? Like the working class gets a holiday or something? I think so. All right. I believe so. Well, I'm not of the working class. I'm of the The Gilded class.

The proletariat, if you will. I am... You have your own special days. I do have my own special days. I don't work on the fields. No, I don't. Have any idea. I'm not in the fields and the minds with you commoners.

You have days that we don't even know about. No, because I live a life of opulence. and wealth. You're too poor to know about them. No, it makes sense. All that makes sense. It would be apropos to do the live birth. All right.

It would be apropos. Now I don't know any words because you used too many big ones. To do a live, Kyle birth on Labor Day. Labor Day is the last day of the fair. Oh, there you go, yeah. Have labor. Labor. There's got to be a pregnant animal there at some point.

We can be like, yo. You got 49 days ago. Go get one pregnant today. I don't know. I don't know how gestation works with cows. How long is it take? I don't think it starts with me. Can I get one today?

I don't think it starts with me. Yeah, but you do that thing with the bull and then you gather it's... Yeah, good look at a team bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass. Thank you, Tommy Boyne. I'm going to take the butcher's word for it. But you know, that's what you do, that thing where they did on like jackass where you take that big glove and you put the seam in hand. Yeah. Mitch says nine months, so he don't got enough time.

what's our what's our trust us Mitch knows what's the fastest animal gestation period isn't there some that's like a couple months isn't like a rabbit oh I'm in a rabbit yeah rabbit we could and mice yeah rabbit could get pregnant and I think a rabbit just had a baby right now somewhere outside have you seen your rabbit lately

no not since I fed some carrots and now he's kind of disappeared but there's been a lot of foot traffic and the unhoused have stake claim to most of this area. They're doing clean up work and stuff. All right. Maybe he got scared. It's probably not as quiet as it used to be. Congratulations to our showstopper.

We posted our showstopper on Facebook last night. It's a good one. The Farmer's Daughter. It's a 1930-something Ford of the small block engine. It's got these cool tires on it, big smokestack. I have a small block engine. A little truck, big tires, go ahead. And smoke's that?

Go ahead. Big huge exhaust. And Black Truck, Why? Go ahead. And metal. That's us doing interviews at Syracuse Nationals. There's a couple of fellows who don't know much about cars. And Black Truck, Back Car.

Go ahead. It's up on our Facebook page. Thank you, Crazy Daisies, for presenting our... Yeah, that thing's bitching. Sponsor this year. That was bitching. They got a lot going on this week. Is it call the Farmer's Order?

because you're not opposed to touch it? Maybe. I don't know. Doesn't that like the whole... I didn't dive deep into the innuendo because maybe I don't want to know why it's called that. I just like the truck.

And it is tied to an animal sanctuary in some way. So I focus on that. Whatever is the animal sanctuary? I like that. Needo. The photos are sick. It's going to be right inside gate one

at the Syracuse Nationals. Get your tickets now. Syracuse Nationals.com. For all the information, what's going on. much of going on, I couldn't even, I don't even know where to start listing things. But you know,

it's all on the website. Is any of this before or after the bird thaw event? I don't know what that is, man. I don't know what the bird thought that is. I posted it on my Facebook. I think, obviously, it's not going to be a real bird in a block of ice. I certainly hope. If you don't know what we're talking about.

David Blade? I mean, I'm hoping it's just a marketing gimmick that's now I'm giving them free plugs. There's got to be a Pokemon thing or it's got to have a meaning. There's a thing going around on the internet.

Local central New York internet that says bird thawing event. You can follow bird thawing event on Instagram. There is a bird trapped within a large block of ice and on July 17th at 4 p.m. He will be thawed.

There will also be rock and live music played as the bird is freed. Megaton games over on James. street, free event, come see him be freed. I certainly can't imagine it's a real bird. It's got to be something to do with the launch of... It's some silly thing for a band that's promoting their gig. Yeah, some thing.

If it's a real bird in ice, the bird's going to be dead, and then you'll get a lot of backlash from that. So I'm hopeful it's not a real bird. But then somebody in the comment says you can do that with goldfish. You can freeze a goldfish and unfreeze it. Well, I think that's what they do in like the winter and their, ponds in such places. They just are like, well, we're not going to do much. We can't really breathe. It's icy. So they just kind of freeze themselves a little bit, I think.

So I think that's possible. I don't know if you can freeze it in a block of ice. I think you can do that with like bees, right? I don't know. I don't know. Too much about science to be freezing animals and thawing them out. Well, we put David Blaine on a block of ice. Yeah, Jimmy and chat. We did David, and he survived. Right. Isn't Drake's new thing? I'm way above my skis on this. Isn't he in a block of ice or there was ice in Toronto? Yeah, Drake released an album and he's the Ice Man. Oh, okay.

So there was like a video where there was all these blocks of ice. Do we put Drake in ice? Is Drake in Ice kids? It's Drake in Ice now. Kids? Did Drake thaw out yet? Is it Drake's giving yet? Did you thaw your Drake for Drake's giving kids?

Did you wake him up when Drake timber ended? Got to thaw out of Drake, kids. 7 p.m. Jump back on Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. Dot f.m. I'd drink a little sippy sip. We'll hang out, watch the music videos. You know how we do on a whiskey Wednesday.

Come hang with your boy. Shout out. And I told this to Cody privately. I don't know if somebody knew took over DREC subs that they're making this push these last few years. Yeah, it's been interesting to see the rebrand. Because this is what I like about DREC subs. is they saw like the sub sandwich boom. They kind of started it.

They were there in the beginning of it. They'd been around for a long-ass time. We had one in Fulton when I was a kid. There was a Drex. There was always one there in North Syracuse. There was one in East Syracuse. There was one on, like, I think maybe was it the Boulevard? And then they started to see all these other sub-shops start to open up.

The Jimmy Johns, Jersey mics, Fires. Everyone's showing up. And Drex's like, I'll sit back. And they did. And not only did they sit back. they kind of, it was almost like they gave up. A little bit. And maybe they did give up.

But whatever it was, they went quiet for a little while. They're like, okay. No, you guys, you guys go make your subs. Okay. And then boom, we're getting a new Drek subs in Fulton dog. Green and yellow out, Mr. Fellow. We're orange and black and we're not looking back. That's a marketer right there, folks.

That's a marketing genius. Dreeks. So I don't know who's running Drex. I don't know if somebody took it over, but. Danny Drek. I'm like it. this because we've complained plenty of time.

Is it the same like stuff? I don't know. Because I haven't had blacks in I haven't either. I haven't either. Bro, if you said 12, 30 years, I'd be like the only makes up. Yeah, I'm with you on that. And then the new

color scheme, Katie's not a fan of the color scheme. I don't mind it. Is it orange and black? It's like an orange and white. I don't know what it is. It's different than what they had. It was green. What was it when we were grown up? That yellow and green kind of looking thing. It was like, uh,

look at the logos here. I don't know. Yeah, it's like a, I mean, they've clearly remade their branding. It's an orange and like a cranberry. Their website looks fantastic. Somebody must have,

I don't know if private equity bought this up or whatever, but somebody took over direct subs and I like it. They have a merch store. They do. Five teachers from Carthage Central High, New York started selling sub sandwiches out of an old converted school bus. That's their story.

Jerry Robert, Ellie, Charlie. Oh, I missed it. Hold on a second. Who are they? That's cool. I didn't know that. You didn't know that those are initials? No, I didn't know that this is the story.

Ellie, Charlie, and Keith. Five teachers getting a hustle going. That's neat. It kind of looks like Duncan. I got Charlie. Charlie's talking about it right here. Want to hear Charlie's story about Druckup? Charlie bit me.

They bet me. D.K. Jerry, Robert, Ellie, Charlie, and Keith. Well, I'm the C. I am Charlie Lehman. I'm the last surviving member of Drek. What a big chunk? We were all teachers at Carthie Central. We decided that we would buy a school bus and we converted it into a takeout sub shop. We opened the bus in 1965 near the main gate at Camp Drum and sell subs to the soldiers. Up at Fort Drum, nice. It was terrific. We actually made more money per week selling subs than we did teaching school.

Yeah, no duh. Yeah. Not a shock. Pay our teachers better. I forgot that they had that weird, like, general. They did? Like, that's the logo. It was like some, like, captain with a mustache.

Text line says, same owners, they rebranded. Bend to the one on Oliverpool Road. Yeah, I'm getting mixed reactions about, Katie and sister don't like the colors. I don't mind the colors. I like that they rebranded. I don't know if I would have gone with that. With the orange and cranberry?

Yeah. We ran the school bus. for two summers and then decided that it was so successful that we would start it. Yeah, now they're showing the old colors, which were like a green and yellow. They have that guy. Huh? They have that guy. Yeah, a little general.

The thing about Drek subs is that it tastes like home. If you've grown up in this area and you come back home, no one's really home until they come back to Drek and have a sub. I was always convinced that what made our sub different from everybody else's was the role. Our Drek sub roles are heavenly. When you come to drag subs, you know you're going to get that fresh, fluffy. What are you laughing at? They are lack of quality ingredients.

No, I can't speak to it because I don't think I've had with it so long. Yeah, no, I haven't either. You really can't get anywhere else. We truly are the neighborhood sub shop. And a big part of that is working with our local schools. We support graduating seniors with a winning gratitude scholarship. I like that, draft. We also supply school supplies to local teachers in our communities.

They're showing like the insides of these new DRECs. I got to get over to one. I just don't we're going to get one in Fulton. When we had one of Fulton, it's like a whole full circle moment. If they keep them nice and cheap, then that's fine. Mm-hmm. Just don't be thinking all of a sudden that you're... That's also the point.

If I walk in there and I see a scale and you start weighing my meats. Or if it can't be 1899 for a large whatever sub. Sure. You're like, come on. Subs have gotten crazy, Drek. This could be your lane. Yes. This could be your lane.

Be like, oh, Wegmans is weighing their turkey. Yep. Because nothing, and I was just complaining about this in chat, and I know it's all for the bottom line, but I'm sick of bottom lines. No, it's not sitting there. And you're taking the turkey. Like, there's a rage that comes across me

when I see the submarine, the sandwich artist, if you will. Yep. Put the turkey on the scale and then take a little bit off. That movement of taking a little bit of turkey off, is like spitting in my face. And you know what, though? That also is probably from, because if you work in the grocery world,

everybody knows that one person. Very mysterious about the rules. And that guy probably yelled at whoever at one point because he saw him not. Hey, hey, so I said I make that sub. You want to come in for a second? Yeah. How much was a turkey scale?

Yeah, was that 1.2 ounces? And they do that and they do a hole, make you feel like a piece of trash. Not happening. So then he's probably terrified that that guy is watching him. I don't, uh, I just listen. If I see a scale and you take the meat away, I, I, we got to make sub sandwich is great again, as put as saying it.

You got it when you see him, hey, hey, whoa, where you going to that turkey, bud? It's not my turkey? There's got to just be, like there's, there's a lane for a sub sandwich. Yes, unlimited dirt. Unlimited, dude. Until I say when. Not unlimited, but like, a, like, a. Like, I'm talking like deli style.

Just so, you old school. Nobody in Brooklyn pickles weighing my meats. Well, no one's. They're going ham over a Brooklyn pickle. What? No, nobody's weighing your meat. No, nobody's weighing in my meat. Oh, yeah, and also poloni.

No one cares. They're like, thank God. But even when I go to Brooklyn pickle and I get turkey, it's the thickest turkey. They do have. It's unbelievable. They do have different proportions. Can we get your mouth around it? Can me get your mouth around it?

How's that again, though? Mm-hmm. But they don't... Cody said have a turkey in Drex is 619, not bad. They have just a different system where their turkey is, that's how much they have determined they can sell at whatever that point is. Sister says it's already measured out at Brooklyn... That's what I'm saying.

Like, it's all the places... Well, regardless, that amount is a good amount. Yes, I just happen to enjoy the amount there. When I see the bread folded and it's basically bread touching bread, and I get it on the baby mouth, I don't fill it up with all the last. and olives and junk. I like banana peppers and cucumbers.

I like cucumbers in my son. That's about it. But no. It's about it. I've never said anything like that. I've never said anything like that my entire life. With 11 minutes remaining. Never mind.

unbelievable. It was 2-0 for a while, right? It was over. Egypt was just dominating them. Yep, they were getting every single play, every ball. And I turn on the match, the game, whatever it's called. And within 15 minutes, they scored three goals. Yep.

Was two or Messies goals? He scored at least one. Because I know he missed like a free kick or something. Yeah, he missed another one of them. And then he ate a penalty kick or whatever he missed. I think he made two out of the three goals. But it's like he is just unstoppable. I don't see how you can't.

Were you watching that live or you watched it later? Just a little bit. A little delayed. That was crazy. It was a crazy comeback, man. It was just unreal just watching it. Because for some reason, even though Egypt was up to nothing and like said, there was like 10 minutes left.

Yeah. Everybody, you could just see it in the crowd. They were like, don't leave yet don't leave yet and it just started to build and build and build and after that first goal that just the crowd took it That's what the announcers are saying like Messi can just find another gear

And he did Out of nowhere Wow He didn't want to go home like that Wow so who do we got now for matchups Let me go to the World Cup Uh then we got nothing today Yeah

And then tomorrow starts the What is it like a lead eight quarterfinals Yeah Tomorrow at four France Morocco That should be good but France just looks so good. Spain, Belgium on Friday. And then here we go.

These next three. Saturday's Norway, England. That one. That one. And then Saturday night, Argentina, Switzerland, bud. Yep. Yeah. All right.

I can't even imagine the final four that this is going to produce. Man, it was crazy. It was nuts. How was that game last night? I didn't say, was there one last night? There was one after it with Columbia and Switzerland. Oh, yeah. It was a weird time, though.

Argentina started at like noon or something. Yeah, and the next one's like four or five or something. But man, it was, that game was really good too. I forgot that I really like a couple of the players that are on Columbia, but then they lost. Switzerland went, it went scoreless, but Switzerland has four points or something. How did that word? All the way to the, the final penalty kick for Switzerland.

Full time they played. Then they played the extras, and then they did. How do they decide who wins then? They did penalty kicks. Oh, okay. And it came down to four to three penalty kicks. Columbia missed one. So all Switzerland, their very last penalty kicker,

had to do was make it, and he did. So it was like at the buzzer almost. It was unreal. It's been crazy, man. I hope you guys are enjoying the coverage. It's been fun. I love it. I don't know who to root for now, though, now that U.S. is out.

I mean, who are you rooting for? Who are you following? There's a lot of players that I like, but Norway has come out of kind of nowhere as like that. team that everybody's kind of... With that Viking on it, you're talking about. Yeah, kind of rooting for it. Argentina.

I think everybody is kind of looking for like a France, Argentina final. Does that guy on Norway play for Man City, too, or one of them? Oh, yeah. One of us? Man, I think it's Man City. Is it Man City? But he's just so big?

I don't know. I kind of want to see Messy's like retirement go out big. He's won a couple World Cups, right? They were last year. Erling Holland is my current favorite. Katie said early. They were last year's champion. Yeah, Man City's who he plays on.

I mean. So if this is Messi's final run, I'll brew for Argentina. He could be. After yesterday's game, I want to see this guy wins. Right, yeah. I wouldn't mind seeing him win back to back and just kind of solidify himself as what possibly the greatest soccer player of all time. 39 years of age, decrepit belly standing.

How does he do it? How does this elderly man continue to play the sport of football? He must two hours on the soccer field, 22 hours in a wheelchair. No doubts. Old and decrepit, the oldest man to ever play the game. A nurse must babes his gentletles. Unbelievable.

A man of his age. Well, as long as we're talking sports, let's talk Little League, shall we? Oh yeah, that's coming up soon. But I'm not talking about the Little League World Series or whatever. I forgot about it. Now I'm all excited. I'm talking about the Steve Roder. Rodriguez Prado down in Las Vegas.

Now, everything about this I'm fine with until he used the Little League's money for it. Oh, it's one of these guys. I hate the people that take money from kids, sports, stuff like that. Police say Little League president, Steve Rodriguez Prado, spent nearly $65,000 on casinos, strip clubs, and erectile dysfunction bills. The money that was meant for the Little League.

Devastated by the news. It's a shame that the penalty can't be like when they used to stone criminals with rocks. They can't just have the kids line up and throw baseballs at them. They're not going to be able to recoup. It feels like a slap in the face, the entire community. This is not the richest community. No. No, the people who live in Las Vegas are not as well off as the people who visit Las Vegas.

I like that they made sure in that that they talked about the boner pills. Oh, yeah. Because they probably have to. He can't get boners. Nothing wrong. I'm not shaming anybody. That guy deserves to be. That guy deserves to be shamed.

Yeah, like, ha, ha, ha, he'll all he's spent on this, this, and boner pills. Yeah, mm-hmm. Oh. Support all your gender, affirming care. If you need to get erectile dysfunction pills, you do you, bud. I'm going to get a bottle of salt, Peter. I do like shaming this a little bit. Less erection.

Police obtained a receipt for $1,351 at a strip club. Damn. Who's getting receipts is. Oh, maybe like, he didn't get it, but they have internal systems. Oh, you can go back and be like, hey, this guy's card on so and so because it was probably the you know the little league card.

Sure. He bought a $800 bottle of Don Julio. Table service, bud. Stripped cup table service. $50 for a bucket of Modello beers. Wait, how much? 50 bucks for a bucket of beers.

I think the Don Julio is like rare. How much is for a bucket of beers? It's Vegas striped on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. Remember where we are here, but this ain't. I completely forgot about it. We ain't going to a C&Y.

We ain't going to Peepers. I was going to say, actually, okay, never mind. That's a pretty good deal. It's pretty good deal. And then he left a tip for $4333. What was he doing? Was he just sitting at a table?

I'm sure he was throwing a little baller trying to be, I really don't know. I really don't know. This is weird. I mean, maybe he had a, like a party, a private party. They also found that he spent $294 on Bluetooth. Bluechu.

So, I don't know. Nah, you gotta go to jail. Why, but I'm like saying, why do he have, was he having intercourse with the strippers? Like, why did he need the erection pills? Maybe it was just he was using that. He couldn't use his card so like,

his wife couldn't see. Oh, maybe. Maybe. Or was he, um, like, I might, I don't know, was he, was he wanting to present? Yeah, like, I'm not trying to be crass, but is like, did he feel like he needed to be erect at the strip club?

Because I get it. Because sometimes. Sometimes if you... You get it? If you're not quite, you know, maybe the lady doesn't think you're so enthused. Oh! So if you're just, you know, kind of not into it,

but you can pop that blue chew before me. He's like, I love every day. See, I'm the opposite. I'd like to keep it down so they work a little harder for. Be like, I'm see. As you can see, I'm yet to be impressed. I mean, this is all we've got. Get the ping pong balls.

He did a bunch of stuff. They're like... The money, a reporter. He barely stole was intended for the baseball uniforms, all the stuff. Deal. He depleted the account to just $25 remaining. What a douchebag. I got a feeling he's one of these gambling addicts,

and I feel for any addict of any kind where he's like, no, no, no, but I'm going to get it back. I'm going to get it back. I know I spent that, but I'm going to go and I'm going to get it back. He's going to then just slide it right back in there, and it's no big deal. You're never going to get it back. Casinos don't build those big buildings giving money away, right? Well, maybe like one of the casinos. can do something and come together and sponsor that league.

Yeah. I mean, that'd be a little nice PR, and it's not like 60 grand to any casino anywhere is... Is anything? Or maybe the strip club that charge $800 for a bottle can be like, hey, guys, we heard about the Little League, we didn't know that he was spending your money. Here's five grand.

There's a lot of opportunities for some PR benefits for these organizations. Exactly. Who are not hurting for cash in the Las Vegas area. Oh, we're here to help the Las Vegas Little League. What? Poor Hambone. Hambone said, I had a stripper chastised me for not getting aroused during the dance once. Hambone.

You got yelled at by a stripper. That's sad. It is a... No, it is. Oh, just give me a second. It is, it is. You can't see it. Tugging on it like a piece of bummer zone.

No, it is. You're doing it really. Good job. It's really happy right now. Look at it real quick. Whiskey Wednesday tonight. 7 o'clock, Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. Dot FM, like I've been telling you, learn some new technologies, learn how our new website works, learn how the streaming works.

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There's one good one and then the other one's in Apes Van. You got to find it. We'll get on fire and pushed into the Otter Doggin Lake. So I got to be careful with this story because this guy's in our listening area and I'm not trying to get sued. But you know Snake the Bigfoot hunter that was at the fair last year? He brought. He brought the Bigfoot. Did anybody see the Bigfoot?

I didn't. Now listen, as a man who's got his own Pen of a Pine Monster work going on, I respect the hustle. Yes. I respect the hustle. But I think the Pen of a Pine Monster is more scary and elusive

than the Adirondack Bigfoot that he has. I agree. But now he says, he's tested the Bigfoot's DNA. Oh, did he? So did anybody at least go see the Bigfoot. big foot one was at the fair last year. I did not. I saw the photo that was on, I think Syracuse.com took a photo. If it was for real, the government would have came and snatch it up so

fast and it would be a story. It's that, it's that thing that I've said forever. They're not, if there's a big foot found, there's not, it's not going to be made into a special for four months and nobody knows and then show up on Discovery Channel. No, they're going to interrupt King of Queens on a Wednesday at 10 a.m. and go, breaking news. A Bigfoot has been found. The government has gone to Snake's house and taken a Bigfoot that he has claimed.

Or it's not going to sit in a case at the fair for two weeks or whatever. That's what I mean. But again, I ain't trying to yuck your yom, Snake. Don't sue me. You got a Bigfoot. I'll say that you got a Bigfoot. So he got it tested at Cornell University.

Uh-huh. Which, who at Cornell's getting into? Anyways, all right. Cornell, you're reputable. But what did they say? They didn't, did they come back and they're like, yep, Bigfoot. I mean, you're the home of the Boner champ. Yeah.

Rockley, Rob. Right? No, I assume that you're about to say that they have concluded that it is unknown whatever. Quite the opposite, friend. Say, Zay, it's a big foot. After doing the DNA test at Cornell Veterinarian BioDNA Lab, we found that this is 58.5% Neanderthal slash Denisobin, which is European Neanderthal.

Neanderthal mixing with Asian Neanderthal, and then this 41.5% remaining, that is human. So there's human and Neanderthal. So, no. Could it be, Snake? No. You just found a dead guy? Right. Like, you know, did you find an old dead guy?

Right. I heard him in a box. I heard a dead guy around. And nobody, like, wait, was that the Cornell doctor? That was Snake. So after doing a DNA test, we found 58.5% Neanderthal. Traded. 41.5% remaining that is human.

He told Local 4 Detroit, that's where you heard that. Exactly. What we have is a Neanderthal human hybrid, and that Neanderthal side has been evolving over the millennia, and has remained very aggressive. Sure, bud. I mean, here's the photo he has on it. I got a one-lane bridge to sell you in Phoenix.

What? No! What's on my bridge? You got a picture? Yeah, it's the one that here. This is, like, he's not hiding. it, this is his bigfoot. That's his big foot.

That's the big foot you could have gone to see when he had it at the fairgrounds. Yeah, man, I don't know, bro. I don't know. Cornell analysis claims that the archaic DNA likely came from a highly distinct familial line that Dodge genetic bottlenecks. I don't know all these scientific terms. So they got just other DNA from Bigfoot's to compare this to, so that's why it's an easy match.

Stewart also told Oh he calls it D-A-C-K Okay He has a name for it It's already won more championships than the one on the cowboys He said Dax teeth were tested And it was determined that its age was somewhere

Between late teens and early 20s He warned there are likely more Sasquatches Hiding in remote caves And living scavenger lifestyles throughout upstate New York. I know plenty of people living scavenger lifestyles in upstate New York. Yeah, man.

I just, this would be a bigger deal. I know it would be. It would be. I mean, if he, if, again, I ain't trying to get sued by Snake. If he manufactured this, which I'm not saying he did. Yeah.

If he did, it's pretty good. It looks like a pretty cool. Cool story. Make your money. Prop, if it was a prop and you're out there hustling, I ain't yucking it. Yeah. But I ain't getting on board of that. He,

but people, like Matthew Moneymaker, the Sasquatch expert that's always on TV. Yeah. He disputes all of this. Yeah. Matthew Moneymaker says, no,

he doesn't actually have Bigfoot remains. It's just a cheesy, fake, dead Bigfoot, perhaps a little bit better than Tom Biscardy's famous fake dead Bigfoot. I guess this is a thing. Moneymaker wrote in the lead up to last year's New York's

State Fair. Stewart put the body on display at the New York State Fair last year where 60,000 people came to see it. So, why do you listen to us had to be one of you? Somebody saw it. Describe it to me. If 60,000 people saw it, we have some crossover. Stewart's shaking off any hate. Quote, no, he doesn't actually have Bigfoot remains.

Matthew Moneymaker said, Stewart said, I'm going to get backlash, but we're trying to share this with as many people as we can. and he said in his defense. Listen, if you got a work going, a gimmick, fine. Do you? I love a good circus side show. Yeah. I love all that stuff.

I love old-timey circus gimmicks. I saw the tiny or else tiniest lady once, too. You can't dispute what Cody is saying. Yeah. If I found the body of a dead alien, out behind my house. Yeah. That would be news. You wouldn't have to.

You wouldn't be talking about it. You wouldn't need to convince people. No. You wouldn't have a tent. No. Maybe I wouldn't have a tent of the fair. No, the government would come and take it. Yeah.

You'd be like, no. Yeah. This is a real big, it's a real big foot? No. That's ours now. Mm-hmm. Especially if it was in New York. Oh, New York State would not allow you to have any of that.

So you found this in New York? Well, that's going to be $1,000 finding fine. Or he found just some poor grave that got washed away. And you said he's carrying around just some poor dead guy. Some huge dead guy, yeah. That had just like giganticism. and he died young like that because a lot of them do. And I'm with Lucky in chat.

Lucky says I want to see the papers from Cornell and the scientists. Yeah, I want to see what scientists. He says it's from Cornell and then he reads it. I want the Cornell scientist with his name or her name on the records to say, I, a Cornell scientist, have tested this and here's the data. You probably spilled that non-fat yogurt into Mayor Giuliani's blood, and now he's the Sasquatch. It says low-fat.

It's not a little fat. Campy. Campy, a little fat. The best. The best, I love it. Good morning, everybody. Straight up. I'm playing this for a reason.

I'll get into that, but let's listen for a second. Okay. Treat yourself to the Syracuse University performance of this song. It's pretty awesome. It's on YouTube. It's free. What do you mean?

He performed a concert movie at Syracuse University years ago. Got, got it. I thought you meant like, how half time the band comes out of that. No, he's on stage doing this at the dope. That's pretty cool. I think his family's really boning him over because he didn't want to release a lot of music

and now they're like, well, he's dead, so we want money. And we need more money, so we'll release whatever. Look at Entertainment Weekly. Good morning. This is K-Rock. This is one of the top rock and roll songs of all time. Cody Mack? Yeah. I can agree with that.

That's fine. I got no problem with that. There's a couple other I'm sure you could Whatever but But the rest of the list Is debatable Let's go through it all right

Hi They did 20 I'm starting at number 13 With Prince of the Revolution I like the one Where he's playing guitar With all those other guys That play guitar real well

And he's like Oh we're playing guitar Where the guitar Gently weeps Or I'll play guitar And then he just Blows him all out of the water I don't know what the story is

But it was something to do With like Prince wasn't allowed to have a solo or they're like, we're not. Yeah, we're not trying to show each other up. And he's like, I can play guitar. I can play guitar. And then he throws the effing guitar at the end, dude. Yeah. He's fun.

He's fun. All right, number 12. Number 12. I would agree with this. I love Zizi Top. Yeah, I would imagine this order is subjectible or whatever the hell. Subjective, yeah. Yeah, subjective. And it's, uh, whatever. They're all probably pretty good. Mm-hmm.

But then we'll get into some hipster picks, I think. Oh, really? Oh, there's something. Yeah. Uh-huh. I'm gonna just talking to this microphone. Talking to this microphone. Two that.

A couple times. In the morning. I got a lot of nice skills. I got to pay some groceries. This had to be an like guitar hero, right? Oh, for sure. Everybody was easy topping.

Ah, ha, ha. Number 11 on Entertainment Weekly's top rock and roll songs of all time. Johnny be good. I'll give you that one. Yeah, I got no problem with this either. All right. Now I'm going to get angry.

My cousin Marvin Barry called me. I was looking for a new sound. And this was it? Some kid was playing it. Now you put me in the fog. I go, all right, that's it, yeah. I just like the fact that and they think that he could hear him.

Yeah. Just listen to this. Forty feet away. Yeah. To quote, to badly quote a John Mullaney joke. Oh, and also they'll pretend that black people invented rock and roll, so we'll take that from them. Got to get that.

On a 1950s telephone. That's what I mean. Here, listen from that far away. It's old, too. This gets into the more hipster stuff. I respect her for what she's done. This is number nine. I can understand what Patty Smith...

This isn't rock, brought, and roll. And I'm going to piss off music nerds. I can respect what Patty Smith did for the scene. That whole punk rock scene, CV-G-G-B scene. This is a little different because I don't know this song. I don't even know. I don't know much Patty Smith. Because if it gets more like punk-rockish.

Okay. I'll jump to the middle. Oh. For some reason, I'm not as familiar with that name. But maybe she's one of those like influential. Like, oh, Stevie Nix really liked her. You know one Patty Smith song. This isn't on the list.

But I'll play this for Cody just because he knows. This is Patty Smith. It's a good song. This is a great song. There's a good song right. I'll listen to this first thing. Patty Smith is where it's at. Patty Smith for the fair.

All right. Is she a woman? Are she around? Yes. Patty Smith for the fair. But I only want to hear this song. It's okay. You can open it and close with it.

Yeah, that's okay. I'm all right. Number eight. I don't even throw at you. Just don't tell my whole thing of water at you. Number eight on the list. I get it. Rolling Stones.

All right. I can put them on the list. Give me shout out there. I don't have a problem with this just because I know all big they are. It's why I, as much as I don't like the Beatles. I'm okay with them being I can respect it. But it's weird though, this is now you said number eight. Yeah.

It's crazy that they're going to put Oasis in the top five. I'll let you tell them, guys. All right, though. Multiple. Like, what are they going to be number seven? Then like, 5, 4, 3, 2. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

That was not a vibraslap. Oh, I got, where is my vibralb? Is it home? Did you hear that thing from Stephen Tyler? No, what? That in the song that they have with that, you can hear him break it? Oh, he does? I'd like to hear that.

Yeah, you can hear them break it and they just leave it in the opening of the song. I don't know what song it is already I'd forget. This might be one of the only ones I'd like from these guys. I'm not a Rolling Stones guy.

I, number seven, yes with the band, but not, you picked the wrong song in my opinion. Hold on a second. Hmm. Where did I go? Oh, there's... White Strives fell in love with a girl.

I think that... Everybody loves. loves this song. It's like their first one, right? Yeah, but I want all those MTV movie award, or video award things. It's a great rock song, but

they sing Seven Nation Army in soccer stadiums. This is a way bigger song. I think so. I like... Oddly enough, I played that Fall in Love of the Girl video last week. Yeah, I like that song more than most of their other ones. You do? Especially more than this. Really?

Yeah. They play it because it has this drum and for chance it's really good. Stadium sing this song. So, alright, listen. I think it was more, because like, remember when that video came out and their sound?

It was like, what the hell are the white stripes? And there's only two? That's it, no make no sense! What are they married? But no, yeah, this song is definitely grown to be bigger than any of their other ones.

All right, now we're in number six. Number six. Neither of us are big Beatles, guys. Oh. What's this one? A Day in the Life by the Beatles? I would have picked a different Beatles song. Any other Beatles song, I'd imagine.

I don't even know. Do I know this one? Oh, okay. You know this. Yeah. Better one Oasis does it. Yeah. That's so weird.

We don't like the Beatles at all. It's just Oasis is the Beatles, but louder. No. This is Entertainment Weekly's. Top rock and roll songs of all time. Let's get into the top five. Word. Oasis, Oasis, Oasis.

Weezer. Oasis. What weezer song. Number five, born to run, Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, well, Lellon is all about pololitics now, so I don't want to do with him. He got all political. Real nice. Keep it about the music, Bruce.

They said that the rules, when picking their, what, you don't like it? I hate this song. You do? I think Bruce is stupid. I'm not a big Bruce guy. I like a couple Bruce songs. I like how he plays a guitar really hard in that angry face. Yeah.

I just... Not for me. They said the song had to stand the test of time, be a boundary breaker. Yeah. Pass a rock out in the car test. And the deserted island test. All right. Just a lot of weird things.

Yeah. Well, he's just, it always sounds like he's being so dramatic. Every sound he makes with his voices is just trying to be the most. dramatic person saying these words right now. Just not, yeah, not... In my opinion, this, their number four, in my opinion, should have been number one. Oh, wow.

Wow, so what's going to be... The rest are hipster choices, in my view. Where they're like, this is my number one, I think. If you actually go back and look at... Yeah, that's what it's going to be. Okay. I remember hearing this on the radio. Like, how are they playing such a long song on the radio?

It was a big issue. They didn't want to play it. It's in the movie. Oh, really? They didn't want to have this on there? You expect us to play a seven-minute song on the radio? Yeah. And it's actually three different songs you couldn't finish.

Oh, really? So it was like... That's why they sound so different. Yeah, they all sound like a completely different thing. Like, that was one song? Now he's going to go into his next one. Was there one in that? I'm in Queen.

No. Oh, oh, oh. So say, it fit pretty well. I agree with Sarah. As much as I say, as much I love Oasis, Queen is, in my opinion, the greatest rock band of all time. Oh. Interesting.

I'm sorry. Freddie Mercury is the greatest front man of all time. Oh, oh, okay. Make sure I tag you and Liam later. It's not in me. Pretty much in there. This I can recognize is a groundbreaking song. It was a big deal.

I am not a big fan, but I can respect it. Yeah, I'm fine with this. I'm fine with this. I don't like anything else from them. It broke through, 1976. I can respect that. Bigger than a behemianer absentee? No.

No. Okay. Yeah, very much disagree. At the time, maybe, because this came out much earlier. What? This song.

Came out earlier than what? Then the Queen song, right? Oh, Queen was 75. This was 76. So around the same time. I was going to say, I thought maybe because, you know, you don't play music.

like this. Yeah. What are you wearing a leather jacket? Text line, box car with a great point. No stairway to heaven. Wow, you're right. No, no stairway to heaven. No lead Zeppelin on here?

No stairway to heaven. That's the rule, I thought. That's the rule. That's the goal now. 24 was a whole lot of love by Zeppelin, which is a great song. I love Zeppelin. That's the goal now. We don't take the stairway to heaven.

We don't do that. We don't do that. We don't do that. That's the goal now. Do you see the jokes going around that that key wave last week was the gates of hell opening up to accept Mitch McConnell. That's why it was so hot. That's why I'm so hot.

Now, this is going to be a hipster choice. And maybe there's some music history I'm just not aware of. So maybe my ignorance is going to show here. But this is their number two. Right? Is that number two? Ninety-three. I think this probably broke a lot of racial boundaries.

It probably broke through in a way that this is quote-unquote rock and roll. But of all time. I just can't. How many times? they've used this in movies, I can't hear this song anymore. Every Italian mafia movie. Yeah, exactly. The Ronats be my baby.

And this voice always confuses me growing up, and even to this day. Why? Is this a 10-year-old girl, a 15-year-old boy, a 30-year-old woman? It's the sound of the time, almost. But I don't know how old is supposed to be. Is that supposed to be a 20-year-old boy? And then now, right now, the mafia's shooting everybody and there's blood flying everywhere. Yep.

Sort of trying to show them the good life of what's going on around them. Yeah, I don't know if I consider this. And then number one, again, I think it's a hipster choice. I got to probably, it's more music history nerd stuff that I'm missing out on. But number one, they claim best rock and roll song of all time is the cakes. Because it was the first song? It was the first, yeah, first recorded song of all that ever. Ever, yeah.

No, I feel like they got the list. Almost right. But they got to flip it. Almost. Yeah? Like flip the back in the front. Briggs. Yeah.

I don't think any of us hate it. It just isn't better than this. I mean, this is number 24? Yeah, I mean, come on. I mean, you gotta be kidding me. Like, can'ts. Good right about the Clee song.

This is a great amount of fleet tune, right here you. Good for a great amount of a flea on that time. Do this to lead. As much as we pick on Metallica, it is kind of effed up. They didn't even make the top 25. Yeah, that's crazy. Top rock songs of all times. I mean, come on.

That's crazy. You cannot like Metallica. Right? Yeah. And I do like Metallica. I'm just saying that they should be in the top 20. And I don't. And I think they should be in the time 25.

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So this is kind of tease. Not anymore. We kicked them out because we're a Dunkin Town. We're terrible. people were actually angry that they would even bother. Like, why are you even here right now? This is Dunkin Town. What are you doing?

But no, we're not just a Dunkin Town. We got like our little... We did it to Tim Hortons too. We did. We did. But we also love our small mom and pop donut shops of Green Hills. Like, yeah, now we're getting better at it. Country glazed up by me.

In the little coffee places that we see are now being like, okay, okay, okay. So we're like, all right, we'll allow one donut chain. The rest of you get the hell out of here. Figure it out. Except for the mom and the pop. Yeah. Crispy cream has teamed up with Girl Scouts to make Girl Scout cookie donuts. Yeah, dude, I kind of want these.

I kind of want these. It depends. A lot of these times these flavors aren't all what they're cracked up to be. So I have to see. Thin mint donut. It is a chocolate icing with cookie crumbles, dark chocolate chips, and a cool mint drizzle. That's the one I want. That's the one I want.

Josh loves a cool mint drizzle. It's like his favorite thing. Mm-hmm. Well, minted I dated for a brief time in the 90s. He smells a cool, mean drizzle. Lemon Ups. It's just going to be... It's a filled donut with a little lemon in the inside, covered in lemon icing.

I'm sure they're good, but I don't know. I'm just not... Samoas, chocolate covered donut with caramel and coconut. I'm just... I think I might be over people trying to do Girl Scout cookie flavor thing. Really? There's like these ice creams. But you still like Girl Scout cookies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You just don't want the flavors crossing the streams. Let's just keep it to ourselves, Girl Scout cookies, unless they're, you know, able to get some sort of partnership. I think the two I'd like. I'd like a crispy cream. Because I do like just a standard glazed donut. No joke. I had never had one, and then I had one down in Texas during the draft.

Okay. We could possibly stumble a little drunk into a gas station that had them, and I ate one. It was good. Mm-hmm. I don't know if I would, like, seek them out. I don't ever seek them out If it shows up, I'm going to have it Yeah

Like when sometimes Liz brings donuts in Yeah I'm gonna have that Yep I'll have a glazed Yep I'm like you and I'll seek it out And what I will do is

At a grocery store I will go over and take a peek And see if you have any like Crazy Donut flavor of the week Like tops and price chopper have Yeah, I like that I like that

You guys So I'll get those every once in a while Do you see that boozy bitch Who's going viral for picking on tops. You didn't see that? It's probably not on TikTok. I'll power bomb her through the hobo table out back here.

Dude, some New York City influencer. Oh, God. She comes up upstate. Oh, got you. To vacation for the 4th of July weekend. She's got that same Botox, big lip duck face that everybody's got now. Yep. Wearing her Montauk t-shirt.

And she's like, oh, my God, you guys, we're going to go grocery shopping in this small town grocery store. And it was like, face. at Villeneu. No, I mean, it was honestly, it wasn't even like the Adirondacks. It was like two hours north of the city. Yeah. And she's like, she's like, look

at this fruit. It's so moldy. It wasn't. She's like, I guess I'll take something. Like she was just crapping all over us. And either, hey, either maybe I'm too poor to know what good produce looks like. I think all that looks like. Yeah, no, it's absolutely fine. Sorry, is it not throw it out onto the street and you have to pay

a billion dollars for an apple? Like it's like New York City. No, she's Long Island. I'm That's what I mean, yeah. So she has no idea where fruit comes from. But she was cramping all over tops, and I'm like, you keep our tops out of your damn mouth. Yeah, she's never going to do a damn thing for herself for her life. No, and she's like, I'm my God, I got to get a shopping car, you guys. It's like, I'm just over-influencers.

Yep, no. Or that do stuff like that, not knowing that you're extremely incorrect. Yeah, it's a good grocery store. It's very obvious that you're extremely incorrect. Yeah, pissed me off. Anyways. Well, stay out our tops. Don't come back.

You bo-tox, bitch! If you were watching the Twitch or YouTube stream, I just showed the influencer who was poo-pooing tops, and we all hate her. Usually there's a couple of us. We're like, you know, guys. No, no. No, we were, I think, all in agreement. I think we all immediately hated this woman.

Well, it helps that she tried to ish on tops. And we love tops. Yeah. Because she had to be amongst the poor. She had to leave Manhattan and be amongst the pores. And it was all like a very, nicely stocked nice tops tops on a July 4th weekend right so if things were picked over it's because it's July 4th weekend and my favorite part was is that she would criticize our tops fruits and vegetables

three different times and three different times she went back she went and stocked your cart up with more of those absolutely terrible fruits and vegetables they're so bad that you had to keep filling your cart with them like lady and then she had to put her cart back at the end oh yeah that part was Oh my God. What are we even doing? It's a simulation. And then it started to rain a little? Mm-hmm.

She couldn't even believe it. She couldn't believe it. What is our life? We forgot the ice. Like, I just can't, I, I share, and we both do. We share so much of our lives on this show. Yeah. That's why I think people can connect with it.

But this is enough. I can't imagine filming yourself all day doing everything for no camera. And you're not even doing it. Like you're not even like providing content while your grocery shopping. If you just, if you didn't see it and you want to see it, just Google influencer grocery shopping. And she's all over the internet right now. You didn't show any like if you thought it was so podong. You're like, hey guys.

Show some of that and prove it. Not just go this, this fruit's terrible. Loads up with a watermelon, some pineapples and sweet potatoes. This fruit's terrible. Get some apples. Get some corn. Get some potatoes. To Cody's point.

Be like, hey guys, this is what we're going to make this weekend at the barbecue. Here's what I'm shopping for. Okay, you're providing maybe some content. I don't know what that content is. Just filming your face as you'd go through the world. She thought that she was going to be relatable because if you, I would imagine she was relatable. To all of her friends.

If you watch that like original video, whatever it is, I bet it's majority on her side because those are the people that watch her stuff. Botox, Matt, and women were like, you went to a poor grocery store? Where even were you? Is that meat bag? bag

and I saw because I went down the wormhole of like looking into her videos and that's just it all day, that stuff.

No, she wasn't even staying at that bougie of like I don't think it was in the Adirondex I think it was actually South

like in the Catskills maybe. Just like a lake house somewhere or whatever. It wasn't even that it looked like kind of like a condo

like it wasn't even that boogey so it's like I'm like bitch what are you talking about you ain't that rich? Yeah that's someone that just has never had

you could tell she's never had to grocery shop. No. Because there was nothing out of the ordinary at that top. Not a bad experience. There was nobody. Everything she saw,

Top's had in stock for her. Like, lady, you got lucky. On a 4th of July weekend or whatever, going to a grocery store and you're able to get everything you needed. Yeah. What was worth in Gersh? What was worse?

Thanksgiving or a 4th of July at the grocery store? Thanksgiving. Yeah. Fourth of July, luckily for me, wasn't much. Like, I, you know, like cheese slices. Yeah, yeah, yeah. butter. Just barbecue stuff.

Yeah, luckily that was an easy one. No, Christmas was always the worst. Well, yeah. I got bad news for you Franks Red Hot fans. I don't know this is going to affect the price. I haven't in Franks in a minute. But a semi-truck filled with 40,000 pounds of Franks Red Hot, tipped over in Delaware County, Ohio.

Oh. I miss Franks. That was one that changed the most with my weird... You're just like a hot sauce thing in my mouth. It still to this day tastes weird. Yeah? That one has never come. back. Frank's just, that was my favorite hot sauce too.

Were you putting it on eggs and everything? Anything. And now it tastes weird. We have the Frank's buffalo sauce in our house. We have the Franks and the Franks Buffalo sauce. That's a good one. The sauce began leaking Tuesday as the truck traveled north, leaving a trail. Oh, did it? Oh,

it didn't tip over. I'm sorry. It slowly leaked. Like a pallet fell over. Yeah, I guess so. Or is this a tanker truck? Oh, geez. Because I'm picturing like how it was for sometimes every once in a while on the worst day ever

that your dairy palate would fall over in the truck and you'd pop open the back and it would just have, or your milk guy that was more, you just have milk rushing at you. Yeah, that's gross. You're like, uh-oh. That's gross. The sauce began leaking as the truck traveled north, leaving a trail.

Firefighters followed to the nearby truck stop. They had to contact the Ohio EPA because this is a potential hazmat or environmental data. damage. I would imagine 40,000 pounds of hot sauce going into the grass might do something. Yeah, she's got to go get one of those trucks with the spray water thing. All right, water them down. Spray them off. One driver spent $30 on car washes saying that they can't remove the stains.

Oh, I didn't even think of that. Because it is oil-based. It mixed with probably like some dirt and whatever. The trucking company is arranging for the cleanup along the road. Affected drivers can seek insurance compensation. Oh, God. I would. I would. I can't imagine.

My insurance agents already hates me. I can imagine. If you're like, I drove through an ass ton of hot sauce. Hi, Josh. Hi, what happened this time? Did you run into a pole? No, no, no. Did a rock break your window?

No, no, no, no. Oh, I drove into hot sauce. You what? Excuse me? I would drive it in the truck and had the hot sauce, and I went, roaming into the hot sauce. Like a little river of it. Excuse me?

Just say you drove through like a little river of hot sauce? I was so much sauce. It was so hot and spicy. Now my pain's gone. Please don't call us anymore. Please find another insurance agent. Not even. It's just you get done saying that and then just...

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Almost the same. Close enough. But that is convenient that it's still in there. There I go. Syracuse Nationals next week on Syracuse Nationals.com. Russ Bros. Mike and Avery. Rust Valley Restores. I like that show. I like watching that show. I think it's Georgia. G-E-O.R-J. Georgia? She's a very beautiful woman who does social media with like low riders and stuff.

She's coming in studio next Friday. So you put her. Cool. But on a nice, nice t-shirt, nice button down. Tuxedo, my finest wrestling t-shirt. Your finest Jake the Snake T-shirt. Okay. And your fancy is shorts.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So Huff Post has an article on first dates. So maybe you and Georgia that night can go on a first day. Perfect. They say some of the mistakes people make on. first dates are easy to avoid. So, for example, turning the conversation into a one-person podcast, meaning you're just talking.

Oh, okay. And you're talking. You have to actively listen. No, I get that. Sometimes I don't care, though, if the person is the one doing all the talking. You just like listen? Yeah. I think that we...

Easier. Well, because all of our lives are is non-stop talking. It's not a joke that I don't like talking after I'm done here. I do. I just get to a point during the week where I don't even talk to myself because there's more words. Like Friday, I don't talk to myself until like, probably Saturday at some point. Yeah.

That's how sometimes I don't know that I've lost my voice. Mell said she's been losing her voice for a while. She's out of words. Yeah, I'm... It's rough. This is my job. Like, you don't... It's weird to say that my job is talking, but my job is kind of talking.

And when I go home, I don't want to do my job anymore. I just want to be quiet, which can be upsetting to my wife and family members. No, I've tried to explain that to people that... I just said four and a half hours of words. Yeah. In no way am I not interested. I am just, I enjoy if you can go ahead and just, you talk my ear off. Yeah, go nuts. Please. Have that.

Tell me all about your day. I will actively listen, but I would prefer, why don't you just go ahead? Not all the time, but, you know, the day's happening. Don't cry so hard to impress them. So they say if you're trying to impress someone that you forget, you're also deciding if you even like them, it's not about getting picked. It's about figuring out if there's enough of a connection. Oh, okay.

So I'm just not going to do 50 pushups, set-ups right in front of her. Yeah. Okay. Like, you don't, like, I'm not going to show her my pod collection. Okay. Oh, okay. Do you want to see my pod collection and my widowly O.J. Simpson's slammers? I mean, do you want to see the different various collectible wrestling figures?

Or, I don't really understand. Oh. Oh, you don't want to see my back to the future collectibles? Okay, I'll put them back in the car. slides back into They say maybe don't go on a dinner date for the first date Because it's Kind of a long interview

It's a weird situation Well You're there I disagree If you're If that's like First like blind date Never talk to you before

Yeah Maybe that's a little bit much But if you've been talking to somebody for a minute And then you're like Hey you want to go on a first date Then I think dinner's okay Get something to eat Yeah

They say things like mini golf, hanging out of the farmer's market, wandering around the mall or an IKEA. All fun. All fun. I think at the first date, though, you might want to avoid shopping. Yeah. Right? We got to get some stuff. I want to go to the store.

Oh my God. I feel like I'm in a simulation at this grocery store. Oh, Jeff says concerts are a green flag. Yeah. This is crazy. Where's my cart? Oh, my gosh. It is raining. They say, forget the old wait three days rule. If you had a good time, just send him a tax. Dating,

stressful enough, don't pretend like you're playing chess. Are you supposed to wait three days? That's the old rule. Like, don't seem to an eager or whatever. Oh, gotcha. Do whatever you are. Who cares? Who cares? How you asked what they ate a cheeseburger today? When my wife eventually kicks me out of the house, I'm not going on first dates. I'm going to live in a cabin in the woods. I live in a van. I live. I'm probably going to live a living. I don't even have cabin money.

I'll live in a van. Yeah, you got your car. Yeah, I'll go live in the Volkswagen. You get one of them tents that connects to it. I'm sure maybe Volkswagen has that type of thing, right? I follow a lot of people on TikTok who live out of their cars. I don't know why I do, but I do. So I know the routine. I know they go to Planet Fitness to get their shower. They'll go to the laundromat, but they'll go find a laundromat that's kind of on the outskirts of the town.

That's such a lot, though. I've seen those. The people who live in their car? Yeah. I just wonder if the car smells. I would imagine. Watch me as I live a day. My always biggest problem is they're always sitting down.

My legs, I need to stand up. Yeah, you get atrophy. You want to move those legs. I can't just start. stretch my legs out while I'm sitting. Okay, that's the same thing as standing now. No, it's not. I'd probably get claustrophobic, too.

Like, some of them, like, the people I follow that live in their cars, some of them live in just legitimate cars. Yeah. Some of them convert their vans and stuff. That's more the way to do it. I don't know if I have van conversion money either. And I think what these videos also don't show, I think you get hassled a lot more than you think you would.

Yeah, you do get hassled. Like a lot. Because they try to camouflage it. Yeah, but I used to be able to park at Walmarts and not anymore. No, they got rid of that as soon as once Sam Walmart died. Every band I knew that toured in the early 2000s, they would park in Walmarts. Because now, I feel like after you get all that crap done, you put, because, you know, those videos where they put up the window things,

and they pull up the desk and their pots and pans, and then... Hey! Hey, uh, police, this is a hotel parking lot. You can't just stay here. You can... Like, what I would have... What you'd have to do, some of these people that I follow, they'll have, like, cameras, like vehicle cameras. Yeah.

And if you see someone approaching, just don't answer it. Yeah, but if a cop knows you're in there. Oh, they would know? I mean, I think. Like, if it's, no, that's just an empty van, like, that's parked for the night. Or they get, or they tow it. Oh, good point. And you're in it still.

Because if it's just a person? Yeah. I mean, unless it's like somebody that's working at whatever, I would, no, no, no, no, not answering anybody. No, you would need to find, like, not that I ever want to live out of my car, but it's, you know, it's not out of the question. I think it is. You would need to find, like, campgrounds. Yeah, and that costs money, though.

You'd have to pay. It's not cheap. Not cheap at all, unless you get one of the ones that's like, I'm not bringing anything because it's just your car. Yeah. So I don't need. It's a parking spot maybe. Because I know those sites are a little cheaper,

like just a tent site as opposed to a cottage or something. Hmm. Nah, I don't want to. It's an interesting life. I don't want to ever live. it, but it's an interesting life to me the people that do. It just doesn't look. It doesn't look like...

I get it for certain situations of like, you see some of those athletes that are trying to save up their first few months, like that one football player lived in a van for like two or three years or whatever, because, you know, they're saving up those big contract chunks. But the other ones, oh, he's kind of like hipsters. Yeah. Mom and Daddy were like... And it's just... Housing has gotten so out of control in a lot of this country that people can't afford

housing. That's the real truth that you need. You can see that band at the song and dance. September 19th, Pop Evil comes to town. I know how much you love. You all love your pop evil shows. There's a lot of them out there. Get over and see them on September 19th.

Not to get to the end of summer already, but. It was the last time they were here, the free-for-off, free show, where one of them I think did hand stuff with a random play. Oh, that's nice. How nice is that? Good. Good for the band member guy. Yeah, I think I'm going to be a little mutual.

A little mutual-lady stuff. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Happy National Video Game Day, Cody. Oh, today is? Today is. All right. And I just, because I have nothing really to say about video games,

because I do like video games. I'm reading a ranking on Collider. Okay. Of, like, the best video games of all time. I guess I don't play as many video games as I thought I did. No, that's, my video game play is probably, like, the most dude thing about me. You just play. I play my sports games and that's it.

I don't mind. I'm not any playing this Disney Magic, whatever. Like number 10, Dred Dead Redemption 2, which is I love. Came out in 2018, Rockstar. That was fun. Can we speed up the process here? That's fun. You know, I like Mario Kart and stuff like that.

I love that game. Half Life 2 from 2004 is number 9. I know of these games. I know of all these games. I just never played. Eldon Ring from 2022 is number 8. Nerd. Yeah, Garrett says,

I died. The simulation, I just read it was national. National Video Game Day, and then you guys mentioned it like a minute later. You're welcome. Nerds are still playing their Elder Rings game right now. Yeah, it is. Number seven, Resident Evil 4. People love the Resident Evil Games up from 2005.

Turned them into movies. Portal 2 from 2011. Number 6. Number 6. I don't know that one. It's the one where like you would know the, it was like a blue circle and an orange circle and that was like it was a meme for a minute. Like you can go through the portal.

All right. I know of it now. I know you're talking about. Number five, Legend of. Zelda, Breath of the Wild. Here's the thing, though. You're not Zelda. You don't play the game.

It's effing Zelda. Bro. You're like! I saw the best treasure. I didn't know that for the longest. I know. I didn't know. So, one of these guys I follow on social media,

I love treasures. Big treasure guy. I'm a big treasure guy. He owns like a jewelry thing. Maybe in New York or maybe Vegas, whatever. He's got jewels. Okay. So he goes on.

social media and he's like, I am hiding $3,000 in this emerald right here. He's like in the desert and he shows it. Yeah. And he's like, the clues to find this are right in front of you and he hides the treasure and then the video ends. Well, another creator goes to the video and dissect it. Okay. The jewelry guy was wearing a Zelda necklace that he had not worn in any other video.

Okay. So the guy's like, all right, let me see. I can find this Zelda necklace. He finds a hidden link, pun, on the internet for this Zelda pendant. Yeah. In the description, it just says the coordinates are, goes there, that's the treasure.

Wow. Isn't that cool? That's pretty impressive. Wasn't that cool? But that, yeah, that's thing. You don't go into Zelda. Zeldazdao Zeldavis. Yeah, Zaldao. Yeah, Zaldaq's out. Number four, that's impressive. I love treasures. I wish I was wealthy enough to hide you. treasures. You know, is that emerald too?

Because now I'm thinking about the treasure in Phoenix, and you always ask me about it, and I've been driving by that sign lately. Let's go. On Treasure Island, but somebody will have found that... We got to get a... Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and then let's go. Can't hurt to go take a quick peek-ski?

Like, I got enough connections in Phoenix, right? My cousins at the DPW. I know the police, I know. Someone let us over there for an hour. Can I get over there? Well, why would nobody else have gone over there yet? Because of the snakes? Oh, maybe. Maybe.

But I'm not going to go in the water. You don't know in Phoenix. We have an island called Treasure Island where I think it says like the French where they hid treasure there. Yeah, they were hiding. But I don't know why no one's found it. Anyways, back to video games. Number four, Balders Gate 3 from 2020. Yeah, I didn't play.

Number three, the original Super Mario Brothers. See? See that? Boop. Those I liked. Number two, Minecraft. Yeah. And the number one video game of all time, according to this list.

Another one I have not played. Fortnite? It had not. Not full of night. Legend of Zelda, Aquarina of Time. Wait, what? Yeah, it's from 1998.

Remember that, like, blue thing that, like... This is the greatest video game of all time. Apparently. According to Collider, it's the best video game of all time. It's called what? Legend of Zelda, Aquarina of Time. It was 98. You'd have been slaying Poon.

You're not playing. Obviously. How do you... Oh, there it is. It jumped from 2D games. games to 3D games, which was a massive leap in technology. Okay, so for Zelda fans, this was like... Oh, I think everything was a side-scroller and then suddenly this, you're like,

behind link. I think I have this. You probably do. I think I have this for 64. It invented Z-control, further pioneering the video game landscape, Ocarina of Time, is an innovative masterpiece that isn't just influential, still holds up as a compelling puzzle-solving action-adventure game. That's cool, because that was like...

the biggest deal ever when 64 busted out that Mario and you didn't have to side scroll anymore. Yeah. Oh my God. Texan, just replayed it a month ago. Yes, it's the best game ever. Okay. Maybe I should try it.

I find it on one of my ROMs. I want to... Go for it. I'm trying to get one of those handheld things for my travels next month with the retro games on it. Yeah. Thank you for all your recommendations. If you have one and you've played it and it works really well,

please tell me what brand you got. I'm shopping around for those because that'll be. fun to play on the plane. Shop a brand. All right, here's your schedule of events. Campers. Schedule. Perish.

Perish. Make sure your student is paying attention every day when we go over the schedule of events. Twitch.tv slash the show. YouTube.com slash K-Roc, C&Y, or the show. Dot FM. All of those places we will be playing. Argentina, Egypt. Play a little workout.

We're still in the world. I'll let him be messy. Play a little that. Then tonight, seven o'clock, you're going to come back to those same locations. Just go to the show.fm for all of our links. The show.com. It is the future. And I will be doing a little whiskey show tonight.

7 p.m. on twitch. TV slash. Before that, we will be making bird feeders. So bring the pine cone that you were given. We will bring the peanut butter. And birdsies. Thank you. Oh, we got to do the peanut butter pine cones first.

After lunch before swimming. 90s at 9 kicks off. Actually, there's two bands in today's 90s at 9 that are reuniting. Well? Real Big Fish is reuniting. Okay. And then Ben Folds 5 is reuniting. Rumors.

But didn't, what? He's been, Ben Folds just doing solo stuff forever. Does he just do Ben Fold 5? He does songs. But he has a play. Piano, so this is like what, guitars and such? He's had different variations of bands. Hmm.

But a lot of his touring is just him on a piano. Yeah. It hasn't been Ben Folds, Robert Sledge, and Darren Jesse for years. Okay. And they're like doing a 30th. They're trying to get that nostalgic money. I will pay top dollar to see Ben Folds 5 reunited. That's cool.

I think they know that. Good for real big fish, too. I met everyone's clamor for that one song at 35 years ago. It's going to offend my favorite bands. Oh, my God. Keep a line. Shut up. Now she said guys don't do no more.