The Show - BIRDMAXXING

Episode Date: June 19, 2026

Josh is off his meds (like, literally) so his brain is not really in the studio this morning. Turns out Seabreeze is way older than we thought & Woolworths was founded in Utica, NY. What are some of your least favorite U.S. cities? Plus, Chudmaxxing & all the other maxxings. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, faultless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. I'm going to tell you guys a story. What?

Oh, I thought you were... Did what? Dry heat. No, no, I haven't taken my... No, no, I didn't drive. I'm going to tell you guys, if you were in Whiskey Wednesday last night, you already know this story. Oh, my God.

If you take antidepressants, don't let them run out because mine ran out two days ago. So I haven't taken them in two days. Yeah. And I'm in the most severe withdrawal. I've ever been in Where my I feel the drunkest ever Everything in this room is spinning

It was the worst three weeks I ever had in my life I think I haven't able to get back to the pharmacy To refill them I just went cold turkey I'm not trying to go cold turkey No This was totally

Don't no I didn't mean to do this Yeah They ran out two days ago I've been too busy to get back To the pharmacy And now everything is spinning.

So as soon as we wrap this up, baby. It's bad time. I'm going to be, I'm going to knock it on that pharmacy window. Yeah. Woo! At least we're having fun. Oh, are we?

I'm on a, like, I'm on a boat right now. Yeah. That's rocking up and down on the high seas, baby. Nice. Nice. Take a boat ride with you. You don't even know I don't like boats. So this is my, this is my advice to you, the consumer,

that if you are also on antidepressants, don't let them run out. No. The plan for that, bro. The brain zaps are real deal, baby. Oh, I feel you, bro. Just hang on tight. It's going to be a strong three hours.

We're going to wrap this up and daddy's going to go knock on the pharmacy window for his fix. Call them ahead of time. They've got to be filled. It's just an automatic refill. It just, well, then have it brought here right now. Well, no, it's in Phoenix. I'm not going to have it delivered a man.

I don't think that's the thing. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. Is it? That's what I did for door, or, um, oh, you delivered the meds? Not Uber Eats. No, because here's what will happen. Here's what will happen. Here's what will happen is I'll sign up for whatever you're telling me to sign up for.

And then something will go wrong. Like the person will get lost and, oh, I delivered it. And now I'll be extra aft because they won't exist anywhere. They'll be next door. I know where they are right now. And they're three and a half hours away from me. And I can get off this rocking boat. And I'm floating in space right now with all the brain zaps happening.

We'll tie a rope to your feet. It's like there is an enjoyment out of it. I'm not going to lie to you. You feel a little buzzed because my brain is freaking out right now. But also I'm not enjoying it. Let's bugle up. Let's get through these three hours, baby. And get me my fix.

Jam pack. This whole week has been jam pack, gang. Yeah, it's been nuts. So, and more tickets I got to give away. It's like there'll been the week of tickets. We'll give away emo night tickets. Cody has. Grass pass.

Grass pass tonight on Coca-Pas for Godsmack. We'll tell you about that. I don't know other words. That works. That thing. That was enough to start words. It's going to be a crazy show today. It was enough to start the word show.

This is going to be a crazy show. Your boy is a lit up. All right. Legendary guitar store riff right here. Yeah? Because you can just plug on one chord. So you'll learn this part pretty easy. So you go into a guitar store.

You might hear stairway to heaven. But this one? You're going to hear that nothing else matters riff playing. Is that? Are those like the top two? No, what are you here in a guitar store? Well, Skinnerd's like the joke. Like, no stairway, no Skinnerd is what they always say.

Okay. That one is just you're plucking on one easy chord. So the trick about it is like you think you're like, wow, listen how good I sound playing Metallica. You're not really moving your fingers. Yep. What else would you hear? Seven Nation Army, probably a guitar store one.

Okay. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Interesting. That's a guitar store riff you're going to hear. Probably a lot of Dave. You know, Dave is a good guitar player, so those are hard. Those are riffs are hard to play. Yeah, because he's all over the place.

so it's not really like a set riff. But shout out to Bill Ali, because he must be in some band right now with a bunch of other guys that look exactly like Bill Ali. It's like the Bill Ali 3 or whatever. Oh my God, that'd be the funniest band ever. And he posted a video of him doing a Dave song.

Yeah. And shout out to the keyboard player who's like the entire song just had to go, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang. bang bang and then there was a You're just tuning in guys

They had to audition Which one of us can go Shout out to Bill Ali and the Bill Ali 3 Man that was that video made me laugh Because that more keyboarders Keyboard is just the entire song Bang bang back back Back back

I would just stare straight ahead Yeah smoke on the water Big one at a guitar store Yeah I would just stare straight ahead the whole time I did. ACDC big guitar store riff for sure. For sure. Let's see.

What are you looking up? Bill Ali in the Bill Ali three? I was trying to find his... I'm renaming his whole band for him. His actual band's name. There was like five or six of them, but they all did look just like Bill Ali. I love that.

We all start to look the same at a certain age. We all are the same. We're all just bald round guys with beards at a certain point, you know? Yeah. We all just get into the same shape. We'll just hang out. See, wake up in the morning. So if you're just tuning in, the good news is that we are live on a Thursday.

The bad news is I'm two days off my meds, not on purpose, and because of that, I'm loopy. And I have a pack mentality. He really does follow my lead. Like, if I'm in a bad mood and I want to fight people, he gets ready to fight people. If I'm feeling loopy and, like, I'm on a boat right now. he's going to jump right on. He's got pack mentality. So jump in Twitch.tv slash the show if you want to tune in.

We saw a commercial on TV for Seabreeze, and we were all discussing Seabreeze. And I have never been to Seabreeze, believe it or not. I've tried to come get your summer. Yeah. At Seabreeze. I've never been. I just, we were Dary and Lake family, and I was like, well, maybe it didn't open until I was out of high school. To which Cody looked it up.

No, it opened in 1879. The same year Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. That's a big year. That's a huge year for us. Big year. Big year. You got light bulbs. Same year Albert Einstein was born.

Seabree's open. Well, again, it was just, it was set on there like a picnic grove. It was like the last stop between, I don't know what it said on there. Somewhere by railroad or whatever. And it went from there. It built up. Sure. All right.

Cool. No, I think I just, we were, we were. The British Empire fought the Anglo-Zulu War and stuff. Yeah, that same year, so. So big, actually a big, pretty big year. They had to sail there with boats. Yeah, pretty big year. Congress established the United States Geological Survey that year.

Real big year. And Frank Woolworth opened his first five and ten. Listen. Listen, I didn't know this. And I'm off my meds, so I'm crazy. Frank Woolworth opened his first successful five-and-tenth store in Utica, New York. Oh, wow. That's awesome.

We're the home of the Woolworths? I got technically... Stay out of the Woolworths. That's cool. Del Marr, does that mean we're banned from all the Whirlworths or just that location? Yep. Five and Tenth store. I like that.

No, if we were given the chance to pick between growing up, We always just, for whatever reason, chose enchanted forest. So I don't, and they're a little camping up there. So there was no ever like, yeah, screw Sea Breeze. The five and dime. Yeah, we were just a chanted forest family. It's funny how we all had different druthers, if you will. I haven't been there in a minute.

I went a couple times. We went like the Parks and Rec program when I did like the summer programs. We would do that. I'd like to go see, I'd like to go see Seabreeze. I've just never been there. My kids have gone for school trips. I have a vision of some ride in my head. that you go on where you can like see the whole lake.

Is that just in my head? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Because I have a couple like... So it would be Lake Ontario, right? Seabreeze looks like Lake Ontario. Because I have a couple like little flashes of sea breeze and that that's it. I have like little two or three. And that's one of them.

That could also be a Harbor Fest memory too. No, no, no. You ever went up to that? Nope, nope, it's definitely this. Mm-hmm. All right. But it's other than that, I don't have much. My grandparents built the Motivus.

Tell Christy out there. Yeah, you can see the lake fuzz says. Okay. That's my one C-Bree's memory. It's in there. It's buried in there somewhere. And the other one I remember is that one of the roller coasters, it might be the whatever, like the wooden one,

makes your back feel like death. Oh, really? Because it's an old time. It was built in 1879. You're just bouncing all over. We didn't have shock absorbers in 1870. We were just getting around to the light bulb. They just made electricity.

We just made electricity. So really. It's a jack rabbit. Yeah, it's an old coaster. the jack rabbit. Dude, speaking to my kids, you want to know the weirdest thing that happened yesterday?

So, I'm going to be vague about this because we thrift a lot. We like the thrift as a family. Yeah. But we also, this past spring, donated a bunch of stuff to a thrift store because we'd

cleaned out our basement. We did a garage sale. Yeah. And then whatever was left, we donated. So yesterday, my oldest and wife had out to the same thrift store. donate to. And on the shelf, randomly, are pages of a diary my kid wrote in 10 years ago.

So we must have donated an old diary not known that they'd written in it. Yeah. And yesterday at the thrift store was a stack of pages with my kid's name in it. Did they just, did they see it and was like, hey. Yeah, well, he goes, he goes, he was like, I would recognize my hand right. writing from a mile away. That's what we can find out. And they went over and it was a stack of pages saying,

hey, this is so-and-so. Today I blah, blah, blah. Now, because it is my child, lots of jokes about poop in there. Lots, the whole. But it was essentially a six-year-old's diary that was still, it was weird. That's funny.

That it was just on the shelf. Someone's going to buy that and turn it into a little chunk cartoons. They bought it. They took it. And then they're going to make millions of them. Because my guess, we're going to go, hey, wait a minute. My guess is because somebody ripped the pages out.

So my guess, because it's only like four pages. Yeah. So we donated it thinking it was just an empty notebook. Nope. Not that our child had written but four pages of poop material in it. I'm very proud. Hell yeah. And it was just on the shelf.

My wife's like, so I took the pages back. Yeah, why not? Nobody wanted them. It was just so random. How random is that? Yeah, that's cool. Well, a new study finds people are more open to eating insects than previously expected. I mean, I'm not against it.

I mean, you know my stand on that. I'd be against it if it's like some corporation saying make the pores eat bugs. Then I'd be against it. Yeah. But if you're saying, that's been known to happen with certain things. The pores can eat the bugs. And people and races and stuff. But if it's just like, if it's just like, you want to eat some crickets?

I'm not opposed to eating crickets. Crickets. I'm not opposed to eating. I don't want to eat the spider you ate. Bugs. Bucits. But a new study finds that among adults, participants sampled protein. bars made of insects and protein bars made with like, you know, cereal, cereal bars.

And results show, yeah, it's not a big of a difference. They're fine with either of them. No. Protein is protein. And that spider was the only thing that was gross was once, it's like once you started gnawshin on it, it turned to dry leaves that never like, you couldn't add moisture to it. So it just got kind of damp.

Yeah. So that part was kind of gross. It didn't taste like anything. But all those, I've eaten butter. and they're not bad at all. Researchers called the findings very surprising since literature suggests consumers typically reject novel foods. I mean,

if you really think about it, is eating a cricket any grosser than cutting up a pig and frying it? Like it's... Nope. It's just something you're plucking out of nature and you're eating. Especially if it's like the way you like season them and all that stuff? Because yeah,

you don't want to just pop a raw cricket in your mouth when they figure, I don't know, whatever. but, you know, you freeze dry him or something fun? They're saying, so far, this is over in Europe, the EU has approved insects including yellow mealworms, locusts, and crickets as food sources. I didn't like mealworms. You would need a lot of mealworms to fill up. Yeah, I didn't like that one.

What it tastes like? Like powder. Like as soon as you bit, it just kind of went like, so it was kind of gross. I wasn't a fan of that one. Yeah, you need to have a lot more substance, I think, to enjoy a mealworm. The crickets were good. Scotty says crickets aren't that bad. That was the best.

Like, seasoned whatever crickets were the best. I'm just thinking about what other bugs would even be the option. Chocolate ants was good. Again, you need a lot of them, though. It was a lot of them. It was a lot of them. But, I mean, you didn't eat like a whole bag. Yeah, it was one of those where they were all dipped.

Would you eat like a caterpillar? Depends. What are we doing to it? I'm going to say this, and I'm sorry if I ruined your breakfast. Squeezing out the goo? Yeah, I don't want to bite into it and it gushes out like a gusher. I don't want the goo. If you eat Japanese beetles, they're goo.

Oh, I don't want the goo. It's not very, it's not a lot of goo, but it's sour. You get a crunchy beetle and a little sour. It's interesting. That's where I might be a little bougie is I don't want to eat gooey bugs. I want just dried up crickets. I don't want something that's going to squirt back. Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. I've been listening to this long enough. Fuzzy gusher. Yeah, it's a fuzzy gusher. That was actually. That was my drag name in Carmelia. Yeah, that would be gross. You can eat scorpions, text line says, too.

I did. I had a lollipop with a scorp in it. And it was taking too long. The lollipop was gross. I know that, but I don't know what it's from. That's the scorpions. Oh, okay. Go ahead, sorry.

So I ended up smacking the lollipop with a hammer, getting that scorpion out of there. Scorpions come in different sizes, too. Like, those are a little tiny skies. Yeah, this one was just a little feller. but you can get some pretty big ones, right? I'd eat one of those. I'd want the bigger one, no goo.

Hold the goo. I'll take one without the goo. You know what I don't want to eat? No matter, I don't think how you do it, worms. Like right out of the ground? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I could do that, even if you, like, dry them up and they're just crunchy. For some reason, I'm not, I'm not turned off to the idea of eating a worm.

Like, would you do it just like a scabby? Like a bowl of them? No, just like one strand. I wouldn't slurp it because I have class. I have class. Sometimes that shows that you have class if you do slurp it. But I mean, a bowl of worms would be pretty gross. Just a singular worm, a wet worm you're talking about, like it's not dried.

No, I'd be gross, I think. I could do that. I could do that. The worm in the tequila cousin Jay says. I've never done that. Joe says earthworm bacon is nice and crispy. You've made that, Joe? Oh, no, I get it.

I think he's just saying like earthworm bacon. It's nice and crispy. But it's Joe, and he's out, he'll go on these, like, he might. He'll go on these excursions where he's out in the woods for a week. He's probably making earthworm bacon. It's not beyond him. He's catching newts and frying them up. Pudge's wife says Chipotle crickets were dry like sunflower seeds.

That's what I had. I don't know if it was Chipotle, but it was, it was a Chipotle, however you say that? Chipotle is, I believe, the food, the place. I don't think they serve those. But that's what it was. It was like a little spicy. Chipotle? Chipotle?

Either way, this is that spice. There was a little mix in there. It was good. Mm-hmm. It was good. What bugs would you eat? If you had your druthers, what would you go with? If you had your druthers?

What would be a bug for you? I think it's more if you had to eat bugs. Mm-hmm. What would you eat? It would either be the crickets or the chocolate covered ants. I'm leaning on crickets. I want crispy, I want crunchy. Chocolate covered ants were good, too.

I want crunchy. Yeah. It was like a little raisin at. I watched this big fish. I was watching this fish that will just eat anything its owner puts in the tank. Oh, no. And it was putting like, you know, It was like millipedes, a huge long meal.

Yeah. Eating it. It put a scorpion in it. Like a big scorp, ate it. What was it like a bath or something? No, it was some weird fish. Like, I don't know what kind of fish it was. But because it was such a crazy eater, it has to come out of its actual tank and go into a feeder tank.

Oh, my God. Because it just ravishes. It would just destroy the tank. And he was just throwing things in there and it was eating it, man. That's funny. Twitch.tv slash the show. The show.com. For all the links.

Just about a week away from the big fishing tourney up in Phoenix, New York. The show's Master Bader's Classic. Coming up to Lock One Distilling next Saturday. We'll be there 8 a.m. You guys can get there as early as you want. Start catching fish. It's just for fun. Don't take it too serious.

Have a good time. We have a fun day. We have a fun day. We have a fun morning, nice and early out there on the water. Do we have a forecast yet? Can we see anything out that far out there? I didn't look. I bet.

It's a 10 days out. It can change a million times, but... Also true. Right now, it just says 76, partly cloudy for me. Oh, hell yeah. So early in the morning, oh, catch some lunkers. No, that'd be perfect. Thank you to Installations Unlimited for sponsoring this.

They'll have some custom formats. Y'all ward. And I can't tell you what the prize is because they're going to be custom to whatever your vehicle is. So, when you win with the biggest fish, we're going to see what vehicle you drive, and then installation's Unlimited. It'll order them for you. And I was grabbing some stuff for us

yesterday at Napa. And I've got an idea for two different K-Rock prize packs. Okay. So we can do. And then if we have the kids thing, there's boom. Boss man's putting together some stuff. There's one, two, and three and a kid's prize top. And boom. Next Saturday. Put it in your calendar. It's early. It's early morning. You'll need to go

to bed a little early Friday night. Or just stay up all night. I don't care what you do. But it's a good start to the weekend. Fun family friendly fish internee next Saturday up in Phoenix, New York. We don't have to, like, well, I got Bubba ought to do that day all day. Mm-hmm. Well, first, we'll be there early.

We'll be there bright and early. Boom. Cody, speaking of Phoenix, New York, because they were at Lock One on Monday, that fat guy burgers you got yesterday? You're giving that high price? I was a big fan. I was a big fan. It was.

I don't know if the other ones are, but that, I just ordered their, they have like a lunch special, and it's that and some fries or whatever. And it was really, really good. I was a fan. I was a fan. I would give it at least a seven. I got to try that bird. And what I like is that that was just their plain.

I just got like a bacon cheeseburg. They had a whole menu, right? I want to get the mozzarella burger. They put mozzarella sticks on it. I think that'd be fun. Even though I'm not really a cheese guy. Yeah. I think that'd be fun to take a couple bites.

And then if I want, pop that bun off. Slap them sticks over to the side. Pop that butt off. And then I got myself some monsticks if I want. But they had a bunch of other stuff. Chicken sandwich. Off. Fries and dead hot dog.

That's cool. I've been to a lot of places. You've been to a lot of places. We like to get out and about and see what's around. And there's a Reddit thread that I was looking at of people asking what's the worst city you've ever been to. Like the worst town or city you've ever been to. And I'm thinking, like, I can read you some of the examples that came out.

Okay. I'm thinking what would be the worst city? Like, nothing against Camden, New Jersey. Oh. But it was a rough city. That area where we were trying to find how to get to the stadium for an NFL game. Would have been near Camden. That was, everyone was mean for no reason.

Okay. And I think Fran Brown's from Camden too, so I don't want to get in trouble. But we went down for the aquarium, but I believe it's adjacent to Camden. You know that. The Vial Tonic Canyon was not very fun. Aquariums are what makes cities great. Yeah! But no, I don't want to immediately

say Rochester. Oh, really? Rochester? What do you hate more, Rochester or Albany? Because I know you hate Albany. Rochester. Yeah? I don't know.

I would hate Albany more than Rochester. And it's nothing to do with like the people are bad or anything, but just, I don't know. I don't know. What I hate about Rochester is the inner loop that their road system angers me for some reason. Yes. That I got to drive in a circle. Yep.

I don't like some of the other houses look. If you go down certain streets, they're set up where it's like San Francisco style where they're all connected but they're different colors. You know what I'm saying? There's that? There's a couple. Oh, where they do the lilac festival? Oh, do you do that over there? Well, there's a really like, I don't know.

Unless you're thinking of a dumpy neighborhood. But there's a nice name. No, it's not. Oh, it's not nice. That's not nice. That's not nice. It's not nice. No.

Yeah. Garbage plates, though, beat your mic says. And all are you texting Phoenix, New York and get bad. Don't you sally my time? For, you know what? It's getting better because some of the people have decided that, you know, they're not going to take certain things anymore. For a little while, I would, East Syracuse was in there.

Was it in there? We were rough for a minute. Okay. It was just people reacting like they were. A bunch of tough guys in there. You see random things about East Syracuse gangs, which was the funniest thing I had ever heard of in my entire life. What did you say about East Syracuse?

Right? We're a gang. Yeah. We're a gang. Oh, no. Where do you guys meet? Hanlon Park. Yeah, exactly.

You guys are a gang as much as I was in a gang in Phoenix. Right, yeah. Because we hung out by the apartment. It's a lot better now. There's businesses that have moved in and it's better. But for a little bit there, it was funny to see those on random, like Facebook groups and stuff of, man, gotta be careful going down so-and-so,

Yate Street, there's that Yates, Yates Street gang. Get out of here. That's not a thing. A street inside of a village. Get out of here with your gang. All right. Going around, I mean, we can sully the towns all around here. Tomato says New York City was his least favorite city.

Okay, okay. What do I see? Cincinnati, people said a lot. Oh. People say that a lot. Okay. Barstow, California. Have I been to Barstow?

I don't think I've been to Barstow. Maybe I have. No, another one. A lot of people are saying, oh, no, I just lost it. Let's go. Baltimore. I've been to Baltimore. It is not the best.

There's a stretch that's pretty nice, like where the Orioles play. Okay. They've also got an aquarium we've been to. See, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Ryan's Fish House might be. on to something, all right? All these aquariums I went to.

Yeah. Yeah, Baltimore has a lot of rough areas. My buddy Connor lives in Baltimore. Yeah. More. Bolton isn't the... You know, I think I'm just skewed. I know we all got our rough.

We all got our rough spots. No. But I can find lovable things about Fulton and Phoenix and all my towns. They're harmless. I get that we are very redneck. I get that. I get, I know who my neighbors are. Like, I know where I come from.

But they'd help you in a heartbeat. They'd help you in a heartbeat. Something, something on the side of the road. They're harmless. They're harmless. We just don't got much book learning up there is all, you know? We got no fancy book learnings. We learn with our hands.

You name right? Toledo, Ohio, a bunch of Ohio towns. Like Cincinnati, Ohio, Toledo, Ohio. Just because every time I go through there, their roads are all terrible. But I've never really stayed or been anywhere in Pennsylvania. Just Pennsylvania. Oh. Yeah, Pennsylvania's got some rough spots.

Every time I drive through it, the roads it's turned. It looks like driving through here in the summer. Mm-hmm. But every time. Mm-hmm. Summner says, yeah, Cleveland and Akron area are both rough. Oh, no, Drew Farrier. Josh, and the text sign says Miami or Detroit.

Really? I've never been to either of those cities. No, I've been to Detroit for the airport real fast, but that doesn't, I was never in. Airports don't count, yeah. Because if that's that, then I've been to, like, Detroit and Chicago and Atlanta. None of that counts. Um, so yeah, what, Ohio's constantly under construction toast, he says. All right.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know what, Joe? He's not, I hate that he's not wrong. Joe just typed in chat. The word Ohio looks like a tractor. So either Joe's high or we're high.

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We'll be live tonight. How do I watch Coco Puffs? Oh, let me tell you. Oh. You can go to twitch.tv slash the show, but you don't want to maybe use Twitch. That's fine. I've built a whole website where everything is on it. And right now, you could watch this stream without signing up for anything.

And that's where Coco Puffs will be tonight. So the show. or Twitch.tv. slash the show. 7 p.m. tonight thanks to East Coast Emeralds and Joe's Buds, Giuseppe, Batarico. Hey, oh, hey, it's oregano.

Oh. Show too dangerous for radio tonight at 7. And it might be too dangerous with four dogs around if any noise happens at all. He's going live from Debs. He's watching the dogs tonight. It'll be a whole new setup. It'd be just be at your mom's house.

I was telling you about the last night when you were wrapping up Whiskey Wednesday The thing happened across the street And they ripped up with like The Wii Woo sounds Yeah So their dogs are going nuts

So I opened the door And I kind of like Stand on the front porch for a second Like the front step And I'm kind of like staring at the cop And like And then he looks at me And I kind of like I'm doing this

And like looking at the dogs And like turn to my body Looking at him like turn to my body And he goes And he turns the siren off And he's like Thank you. Excuse me, sir.

Thank you. You're here now? Could you turn off the whoo-whoops? You're here now? Because they all get each other going. Uh-huh. That's what dogs do. They all get each other going.

They do. They get each other all riled up. And then they wrestle. Ha-ha. That's funny. So tonight he'll be cannabis maxing, for sure. Oh. And since I can go a little harder, maybe I can try some different stuff.

I don't usually. Yeah, go nuts. I'm like, oh, we're going to be careful. We'll wake up early. No, go nuts. No show tomorrow. We'll be, uh, tonight's a little bit. I might be watching it.

If the weather clears, I'm going to sit out and do a campfire tonight probably. It popped up too quick because I misunderstood my schedule, but maybe at the very, very end, because it's a walk-in camera. Maybe I can see if the internet holds up a little over by the pool. I will do one this summer of floating in the pool if it lines up. Of course you will.

That'd be in hilarious cocoa puffs, especially when it faces me a way. from the camera. Mm-hmm. I'm over here, you can't really tell. Uh-huh. I think that'd be fun. So I say maxing because Google has released their list of the most maxing searches,

and you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. No, I do a little because we talked about it. Like, you know what looks maxing is, right? I think that's the thing we talk where it's like, oh, let me make my face look sweet. Yeah, where you sleep on your back so that your face doesn't get wrinkly. It's all that clavicular stuff. Well, that's why I don't like sleep.

on the floor because your face gets real puffy. So you're going to be careful. But you can have a bunch of different maxings, and Google has their top five maxing searches. So like people obviously search for what is looks maxing. Yeah. Or how to looks max or whatever. Gotcha.

And I know I sound like the oldest man ever right now because I am. Well, because it's a weird thing to be like, what, let's give a weird name to something that we just like to do a lot. So Google release the list of maxing trends people have been searching for online so far in 2006. Number five, magging maxing. Mogging maxing. So you know what mogging is?

No, I'm already out. Mogging is when you and I walk into a room and I'm the most handsomest. I'm maugging you. Wait, me? I'm mocking you because I'm, everyone's looking at me. I'm the most handsomest. That's what mauging is. trying to maximize your ability to mock others.

What? It's kind of a douchebag move to be like, I got to find an ugly friend so I can mock max. Yeah, or you just want to be the most attractive person in the room, which it's a curse, guys, I'm telling you. I know. It is a curse.

Blessing and a curse. To look, dress or present oneself better than the other people in the area by comparison. Then you've got to make sure that you're frumpy. friend is okay with that. Yeah, but it's, I guess if you just don't tell them. That's what I mean, but so you got to go out of your way. Mogging means, like, any randos in the room too. Yeah.

So like, you're like, I'm going to mug everybody in this room by being the most attractive they've ever seen. All the eyes will be on me. Many sexy faces. Non-imaxing. Do you know what non-imaxing is? It's where you have no dads and all moms, so you end up. With all the grandmas because all your moms and lesbens.

Oh, you're, well, you were there with the grandma thing. It's aggressively trying to adapt the lifestyle of an Italian grandmother. People like cooking from scratch, gardening, and prioritizing cozy domestic routines. I'm not a maxing. Okay. I'm not a maxing, bro. Don't you bring my nana into this?

Dear. Don't you bring my... So just like being a good housewife, by whatever that 50s term is? Is that what it means? Or just being a caring person? I have the blessing of being raised for many years by a very Italian grandma, my nanny.

Who's no longer with us, one of my two nannies. And when I think of nana-maxing, you'd go to her house, there'd be sauce on the stove, or there'd be meatballs. She's going to pack up a to-go box for you. You're not leaving without food. If you've got friends, they're leaving with food.

They dote on you. It is not a healthy way to raise men who just doad on them all the time. That's why. And my Italian grandmothers raise so many scumbag Italian dudes. That's why so many of them don't really not. Hey, I don't know what I'm doing. Hey, my mother's doing my laundry.

No offense. No offense. I do mine Do I have to do it today? You're the last time I don't mind. Nanas will raise scumbag Italian men for sure.

No, there's a difference. I'm a mama's boy. You're a mama's boy, yeah. That's different. That's the difference. I will tell her on you to my mom as opposed to me being like, yeah, I'll fight you because my mom said I'm the best fighter.

Mm-hmm. I'll just tell one. I'll tell you. Shud maxing? These are the top maxing trends according to Google right now. I've heard that one. I've heard that one.

Ironically embracing the taste, habits, and aesthetics of otherwise uncultured, unpleasant chuds. No, never mind. I haven't, I don't know what it is. And I got to tell you, I think I might be a chud. You are. I don't know what even it means. They give examples. I still get it.

Eating food from gas stations, wearing cargo shorts, and having loud opinions. I think I'm a chud. My chud? What? What a weird description? of so people are trying to do that? I think I'm chud. The people are Googling that

and trying to adapt their life to be a chud maxer. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we're not. How do I be maximum, Judd? How do I?

Yeah, I don't know. Chud. I don't know. Cortisol maxing? Cortisol. Cortisol maxing. That's that thing in your gut. No,

No, cortisol, I think, is a stress hormone, right? I think it's the thing in your gut that makes it, it's not good. Like, if you have cortisol build up or something in your gut, I think it's bad, right? I think that's cholesterol, when you got cholesterol built up. That's also not good. No, they say cortisol maxing is living in a way that seems designed to maximize stress hormones, like overworking, doom scrolling, and sleeping too little. I do the first, I don't want a cortisol max.

I do the bookends. What's the middle one? You overwork and sleep too little? Yeah, I don't do them. You don't do them? You don't doomscroll? I mean, yes, because I can't say, I don't. I def every once in a while I'll just be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, but, yeah, I think that's it. Joe said, that's my life.

Your cortisol maxing. Yeah, sorry. Is something to happen outside? There was a little bird he landed on the sill and he's still there. I wanted to see what he was going to do. I don't know what's going on with birds lately. I don't know why they're following me around. Like, I don't, maybe because my meds are off right now.

Government's fine? No, bro. You know all my house, I got that porch out front. the railing. And if you're in the living room, you can see the porch railing. Yeah. There's just been, if I'm on the couch, there's just been two birds that chill on that rallying and look at me. They don't want what you're doing. They're looking for food.

I mean, like, is he still there? A little snacky snack. There's been a crazy year. Am I think I'm bird macking. You might be bird maxing. Because it's been a crazy year for it, man. Birds? Because my aviary up there is, there's been even a couple orials that have been up there.

There's still a pack of cardinals that hangs out. There's some blue jails. We got random Falcons and stuff So there's It's been a big bird year So if you've got more I'm not alone

I'm not alone But if you've got more That gives more opportunities For them to be weird We're bird matching Because birds are weird They're like You got two weird ones

That found you They're like If I look out my front window There's these two damn birds All week just looking at me What Because they heard of the dead crow That I threw

They know you hook to It was already dead. That's what you think. I trucked in the woods. They just saw you over a dead body of a crow thinking I did that. Javelin style or whatever this thing is and then whipping it into the woods.

They might be mad because I was also poking around their nest with the babies in it. Because there was a nest under my porch and I had to go down there to get mulch. Could have been theirs. I messed with the birds, I think. I'm bird maxing. Just leave them some food.

Put something shiny. Put a shiny thing out on the... Oh, I need to leave them offerings now. Yep. They're not close, right? No, these little tiny like brown birds. A little sunflower seeds. Oh, get bird seed.

You're going to attract a hell of a lot more birds. Mm-hmm. But get a little bird seed out there. Yeah, my wife says we need to put fake owls out because they keep pooping on all of our railings. Oh, but hell no. Get out of here, birds. I don't know where they're gone.

I don't know why they're living on all of our stuff. Maybe that was their nest, so now they think that's theirs. But if they're pooping on your stuff, then they've got... They go. Yeah, I'm birthday's the ones that look delicious to me, because I'll take care of it. I'll take care. If you don't notice, Robert's thing, he'd like to eat a protected bird. Because the government told him he can't, so now he wants to.

I didn't know that. Now he wants to. Well, now you just, you get outside and all of a sudden these big breasted robins just land right in front. And you're like, don't you? I'm going to go out front today, and I'm going to put on a bunch of old jackets. And I'm going to go, feed the birds. Hoppins a bag. And lead them away?

Hoppins. And then you're going to be good? Yeah, and then I'm going to walk them down the street. Let me know how that works out. The last maxing people are looking up. Chud wasn't enough. Shud, no. Bird maxing, chud maxing, not a maxing. Friction maxing.

Hey. Hey now. Deliberately making things harder or more inconvenient to build discipline or resilience. Cold showers. Yeah. Not using delivery. apps, parking far away from where you're going. What, no.

I don't, I try not to make it. It's a good. Yeah, no. That is that old timey. That's how you do it. You know, I don't, I don't make my life harder if I don't need to. Joe says that's Rob. He's friction maxing.

He's making things more difficult. No, I always look for, you got to first look for the, the easy fun way, because if it's there, take it. Mm-hmm. If you can park real close at Walmart or whatever, park real close. Don't worry about it. Anyways. So, is that the best way to get rid of my birds as I'm bird maxing

is to get like the fake owls or whatever out there? Yeah, they don't like that stuff. They don't like that stuff at all. But then I got a fake owl on my porch. I want that. I look cool. Put it so you can't see it. Like put it down in the corner.

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We're going to get into some smores talk because we've, Cody has shown me the world of savory smores and now I'm very interested. And it's going to be a viral. trend. It's within the next couple weeks of people talking about. Oh, wait a spice up your summer. Slavery smores.

Coming at the job of the hour. But there's a new report on the jobs with the highest and lowest divorce rates. Okay. And I'm shocked by the first one, but maybe it's because of the hours. The job with the highest divorce rate is a health care practitioner. So what does that mean? Like a doctor or nurse? I could see that.

I mean, you're, you're. in school till your late 20s. You probably have a lot of debt. You're on call, probably a good amount, depending on your job, and then you've got to work from random hours. And it's not, you know, oh, I'll be able to get home early today. Well, no, you can't. You have 13 kids coming in or whatever.

Yeah, whatever you got to take care of. Yeah, I can see that. Number two is telemarketers. For least? The highest divorce rate, telemarketers. Okay. Maybe because it's like, I mean, I'm sorry if you're a telemarketer, but that job seems terrible. So maybe you're just like having a hard time at your job and then you've got to go home and you're miserable.

Yeah, I don't know. It's a weird one. And then massage therapists. Oh, because they can't. Because it's like, oh, you're touching parts or whatever. People can't handle that. I mean, I'm not to make assumptions. Don't be mad at me.

But maybe these are jobs that people like sleep around a lot. Malloy is saying maybe in chat. I don't know. Like maybe telemarketers are hooked. looking up with each other, then they cheat on their spouse. I honestly would have thought like, number one, athletes, number two, strippers, number three. Yeah, good call. Lawyers or on-call ER surgeons because they're there 15 hours.

Yeah, lucky's right. Those are jobs with you meeting a lot of people, I guess. Interesting. I don't know what, okay, so here's the three with the lowest divorce rates. Librarian. Nope IT scientists So people like computer nerds

Okay so Librarian Computer nerds Yeah Physical scientists All right All right I see where this is going

You nerds find one Sween or peen for your life And then you're done Log it down Log it down Clergy Obviously would have a low divorce rate right?

There's only certain clergy can even get married. Yeah. Pharmacists have low divorce rates. Okay. I mean. And then number one, actuaries. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that is. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to spell that. Yeah, see, Melfire, one and done. My husband is a scientist. Exactly. Yeah. What is an actuary?

Is that a business professional who uses mathematics. Okay. So it's a math nerd. Another nerd. So what we're learned is, Mary nerds. Yeah, Mary nerd. If you want, they ain't going to where.

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Good. Yep. So Cody has turned me on to. Well, Cody has turned me on. And that could be the end of the sense. Let's go. Hubba, hubba,

hubba, hubba, how about it, hubba, hoba, hoba. Cody has turned me on to the world of savory smores. I'm not usually a big smores guy.

I'll have a couple of a season. Yeah, I like the whole thing about it is that it's so much of a process. You eat one and you're like, and that's it. I hope that came across the year. I hope that was broadcast. I thought I was going to be loud. Proud of him.

But you know what I mean? Like you eat one and you're like, oh, I guess I don't want some more. Now, what's interesting is the way, the ones I'm looking at, and maybe you can tell me some of the ones that you found as well.

Yeah. Like the recipes that I found. You can use those baby bell cheeses for everything. That's the one I'm seeing the most. It looks like what they do. Most convenient. Because it's not a marshmallow A little that you can stab.

They must have to put it on something to melt it. Just like a stick. Like a stick? Like a, they have those metal smore sticks that everyone has. This one is the Baby Bell. Am I saying that right? Baby Bell cheese. Yep.

Baby Bell cheese with a rich cracker and some pesto on it. Okay. That'd be a good combo. I don't hate that one. So I was just seeing a lot of normal. This one's you. Some pepperoni. This one's all you, dude.

Okay. Trisket. Yep. With a cheddar cheese and a raspberry jam. Wow. I bet that's good. That sounds good. Because you can find over in the cheese section, like thicker or whatever,

already, you know, sliced cheeses that are a little thicker. Or just get a brick and make them into like cubes, just a little bit bigger cubes and then you're good to go because that just sounds so good. It's a melty cheese. There's a bunch of like cheese. I don't know where I would buy smoked goo-dou. anywhere. That's a very readily available one now. This is a bacon jam with watercracker and smoked Gouda.

All right. I don't need to be getting too crazy, but I would like to try different cheeses and pepperoni. So what are some of the ones you've done? I haven't done any yet. I just saw randomly, hey, you had enough of s'mores already this summer season. And that's what made me click it because I was like, it's not even the middle of June. And I clicked in it was first. Yeah.

The new trend is savory s'mores, and they were using those baby bell cheeses to put all over the fire and take two crackers and pull them off there. And I'm like, okay. Although that one, you got to be careful. You eat like three of those. All of a sudden, you've eaten three baby bell cheeses. That's not party. I don't know about you guys. I try not to party too hard.

How about yellow cheddar on a pretzel chip with an apple slice? See, that's a good one. All right, that one I would do. Monterey Jack on a club cracker with a little pepper jam. So it seems like it's find a cracker you like, find a cheese you like, and then find the little fancy juzze at the end there. A little tuppin. A little tuppin's a bag.

And then you could. Cream cheese on a bagel chip. That one's a little harder. I don't know how you do that. Yeah, I don't know how you do that. You'd have to, no, I don't know how you do with the cream cheese one. I never know how to say that. Gere.

Gere. That's good to mac and mac and. cheese cheese. Yeah. With some hot honey on a cracker. Okay. The Havardi cheese. That's used.

I love the Havardi cheese. Yeah, you're a Havardi guy. You're a hearty Havardi. It's kind of just like, yeah, like you're right, Ogre. It's like a chakoutary board. Yeah. Yeah. Next to the fire pit.

It really is. I mean, you're going to be spending a lot more getting all these damn cheeses. But I would just go basic. I mean, that one with the cheddar and the apple sounds good. But I'd say next time you're going to do some more is just get a bag of those baby bells and some crackers and pepperoni or whatever. Just try it. So you mean tonight?

Tonight I'm going to do that. I think you should try it. I was also telling Cody, I got that sandwich maker that's so good. From the, I don't even know, the 1800s. Yeah, but they make new versions of it. They've made them a little bit easy. So you put some bread in there. Lead in it or whatever sandwich toppings you want, dude.

Yep. Mm. No, I had so many of those cool things. Accessories. That you put over the fire to cook stuff. I miss those so much. They were the coolest. Just going to grab a loaf of bread and cheese and have, like,

like 15 grilled cheese by the fire tonight? Why not? Just eat them all up. Why the hell not? Dad's out on the deck eating grilled cheese. Numerous. He's got a stack of them next to it. And then you yell, no, I'm not.

And then you go, I'm making him a night. I'll make him a night. Also, everybody's talking about the sweet s'mores and the hacks that they're doing. Cousin Jay will do a Reese's peanut butter cup instead of a Hershey's. I have only ever tried, like, I think I've put, like the G.R. Dely or whatever. I've tried some of those, but nothing too crazy other than that. I think Eresi's Peanut Bar Cup would be so damn good.

I love a kick cat in a s'mores. That would be so good. What can we do besides a gram cracker for a smore? What worlds can we explore with that? Man. Because they've got those jumbo marshmallows now that are really good. Yeah, because now I'm trying to think. Chocolates we can dabble in, but what can we do with a gram cracker?

Because depending on size, you could use like nilla wafers, but that's wicked. It's small. Am I just, is it a fever dream or do I remember the Oreo cookie crackers? Is that a thing that exists? Why am I picturing like a black looking gram cracker, but it's Oreo? They have those for different gram crackers. So I think you might be stuck with just a multitude of gram crackers because I can't think of anything. Oh, those cookies.

Fudge stripe cookies would be bomb. Yeah, I bet that would be good. Chocolate chip cookies. Okay, yeah, I guess you could dabble cookies. All right, so yeah, it would be a cookie game, I would say. Fluff and udders coming in a lot. You got, someone's got a Fudge Alf cookies, good one.

Yeah, peanut butter cup, they have put marshmallow in, tastes exactly like peanut butter and fluff. What does? The Reese's peanut cup that they, you know, they fill them now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They put marshmallow in one of them. Ginger snaps, Dune says. Ooh, I would do ginger snap. That'd be pretty good too. That'd be good. All right, well, the world

is whatever you want it to be, guys. Yeah, it doesn't have to just be a marshmallow. Don't feel constrained. Explore it, and then tell me. Tell me what you're making. I want to know. Twitch.tv slash the show and the show. F.M.

In studio from Embassy Suites, Destiny, USA. We have Jenna and Amir. Hello, friends. Hi. So, Amir we've known for a while. Mears been cooking up in town for a long time, but I'm going to put you on the spot, Amir. Uh-oh.

Because we were just talking savory smores. Because everybody does marshmallows and chocolate and, like, graham cracker. But we were looking up savory smore recipes, because people are taking, like, baby bell cheeses, and they're putting like a hot honey on it with like a cracker. Okay. Do you think of any combos off the top of your head that'd be good for a savory smore?

Well, easy cheating way would be bacon. Yeah, bacon jammed in the list. I like that. Candy bacon, some sort of sweet bacon. That's the easy way since you are putting me on the bread. Yeah. But. What about a cracker base?

Like maybe a flat bread maybe? I mean, we get at the hotel, we get these butter cookies. But they're salted. Okay. And they're pretty fantastic. They would work out purple. No, we should do. What?

We did, you and I, when we were at the other place, we did whiskey tasting. Yes, we did. We can do this. We should do a savory small station. I'm always down for a party. You know that about me. We have a golf simulator. And we could.

At the hotel? Did you not know? No. This is why we're here. Let's go back. Now we're all off. We'll have to come back a second. Because Embassy Suites, Destiny, USA has so.

much going on. We've been there several years in a row now because if we can just brag a little bit, we have won several New York State Broadcasters Association Awards and that's where our luncheon is held at the Embassy Suites. And it's, there's so much going on in there, Jenna. It's not just a hotel, right? It is not. So we have a huge event space. We can hold up to 300 people in our event space, breakouts, all that fun stuff. And now, like Amir said, we do have a very fun golf simulator. Nice. So you can rent it for the hour, for the afternoon, however you'd like. We have darts in there, touch tunes. A whole bunch of stuff.

It's like a whole gaming room. Oh, fun. I know. And we've got a clam bait coming up. We do. Tell me about this. July 17th, it's a Friday from 4 to 8. We have all you can eat clam bake in our parking lot.

We're going to have fun, good food. Ameri can talk about the menu that we have. Yeah, tell me about the food, chef, Amir. What are we going to have? So we want to do a classic summer picnic kind of idea. So we're always going to have clams with butter. You're going to have muscles for our Diablo. We're going to have some nice roasted chicken, potato salad, pasta salad, salt potatoes, corn on the cob.

All your classes. Yeah. Heck, yeah. This, like, the world is a simulation sometimes because just yesterday I was talking to somebody. And we used to have hinderwattles wherever to go to for their clam bakes. And they're like, I don't know where to go for a good clam bake anymore. And then here comes Embassy Suites, Destiny USA, rolling in, tell me about a clam bake. Because it's like a CNW.

I mean, I'm sure it's an everywhere tradition. But a good clam bake is a CNY tradition. Yes, it is. Summertime C&Y tradition is a clam bake. You have to. Have to have it. Is it indoors, outdoors? What are we going to do?

It's outdoor. We're going to have a big tent in our parking lot. Oh, sick. So bar is going to be out there, limited bar, but go right inside. You can have the full bar. And yeah, it's just going to be a good time. Music, fun. And tickets, you can get to do.

Eventbrite. So tickets are $55. And then if you wanted to add two beers to it, it's $65. So a great price. Great price. And all I did was Google Embassy Suites. Clambank is the first thing that pops up. Just put it in our chat.

There's tickets right there. Any other events coming up this summer? Anything going on we want to know about? Nothing currently. Okay. But just come and see us. Come and see him. It sounds like...

We love to have fun. Clam bake is kicking off a whole thing. Go ahead. I am considering some sort of like a confetti battle, but that's under the world. Let's do it. Let's do a confetti battle. I love that. All right, listen.

Chef Amir, I can vouch for the man's food. He makes delicious food. This clam bake is going to be a delight. So cool. You want a good summertime, central New York, clam bake. You're going to go over to Embassy Suites testing the USA. July 17th, Google Embassy Suites Clambake. First link you'll see.

Jenna, Amir, good to see you both. Thank you for coming in. What, would you see? It said Beach Day, and it was across like five states. Everywhere. Today's a beach day and all these five states. It's a windy day right now. Yeah.

Coming through C&Y, Syracuse Utica, Old Ford, just Swiga. Wow. Getting these winds ripping through here. But they're supposed to pass by lunchtime, I guess. Speaking of ripping something. Speaking of ripping something tonight at 7 o'clock, Coco will be ripping live from the Debbie's

Duby Dungeon. Okay. See, not being on these messers. Triggering things. That's it. Live from Debbie's doby dungeon tonight at 7 o'clock Cody will be live. We're all of a sudden, instead of just one dog,

ignore me, there'll be four dogs ignoring me. Will they all ignore you tonight? No, no, no. You're mobile, though, so you can just turn the camera. Man, I'd be like, you won't be able to. You want to ignore me. I won't let you. Show has made possible thanks to East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse,

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Or if he does it and he needs it. and he needs to. Maybe it was a good time. Hey, dad. Here. What? Mellow out. Dad.

Try a little of this. Huh? No. Just get those tasteless drops. Yep. Do it to them. Don't stick up my house. Too late.

Okay, bud. Too late. It ain't called the Debbie Doobie dungeon for no reason. Too late, I think it's weird. I think that, you know, like the front door and the back door open at the same time. And I think a skunk. Must have gone in. Ran through her house already.

It was crazy. But he was, he didn't want. want to be in there, so he immediately ran away and left no traces of it, just like a lingering odor. It's very weird. It's faint. It's just faint. What are you going to do?

It's confusing. Got on the dogs, too. Oh, well. Barney loves it. Barney already looks a little stone. He loves it. He loves it. So, yes, it is Father's Day weekend.

So what are you going to do about it? I don't know. Maybe a card, maybe a dinner. Oh. Maybe a drink. What not? And these just stress me out because I like whiskey, but a new study said they found no evidence that any amount of drinking improves your health. Yeah, no, duh, we know.

We know. It's not a health food. Yeah, well, I don't understand. Not a health food. I've been drinking all day and I feel. Really? Researchers analyzed U.S. health data and found no health benefit from alcohol at any level of consumption. Instead, they found the risk of death increases even among people who would be considered moderate drinkers.

We know, nerds. Sometimes it's nice to catch a little bars. Who cares? So are they trying to say that it's like, oh, well, back when your parents, a glass of red wine at dinner every night. Health benefits. Not anymore. Is that what they're trying to say? They're trying to be like, no, there is no.

Because you can just shut up. The way I look at it is this. For me, it has a health benefit. I like to chill out. It relaxes my brain for a little bit. Right? I have a health benefit. Not for everybody.

I know. It's a poison. It's a toxin. You're putting it in your body. Your body doesn't want it. Fine. So's all the data bites that come down from the lamp posts and they give me the G5. All the G5s in your brain.

In my brain. Like a G6. Who even cares? So I do it for my mental health. But yeah, I don't know. I think that's fine. And you know, tell me that. can't have

Buzzball Friday? That is true. Are you kidding me? That is true. I don't think so. She put it on her Instagram, so am I blowing up her spot. Our former co-worker, Brittany,

did you see what she did? She was wakeboarding. Yeah, that's impressive. And somebody tossed her a buzz ball. The big buzz ball? My only issue with the video is that... The water? No, she gave no heads up

when she was hawking it back. She was just like... Num, num, num, yum, num, and then put it back on and just quickly like, It was the most Brittany video I've ever seen. I'm like, she's awesome. I didn't even know you could do that.

I guess you, I'm an idiot. But wakeboarding, you don't need a rope or anything. If you stay right in that. You're just in that wake. Yep. Her kids are good at all that stuff too. It's crazy. I ain't getting in a river.

I ain't getting in a lake or river. I tried to water ski like twice because of the people next store at our camp had boats and that capability. But it was still my shoulder. It was early on when I was messed up my shoulder. I couldn't hold on to that thing when they sit you up. I can feel every single time my shoulder just slowly pull out and I would just let go. But I went tubing a couple times. My kid's tube.

I don't want to do. I hate it. I hate it. I'm not having fun. I'm not having fun. I know you're having fun whipping me around on this tube. Nope. I just, if I'm not having fun.

I'll be in the boat watching to make sure. Like, ready? Watch. Watch how good I have this. Ready? Ready? You're driving the boat, Josh. Ready?

And they fell off. Okay. Did you like my boat slowdown sound? That was good to say what it really did sound. It was good. I might have to not do my meds more often. This show has been a real delight. I'm having a real good time.

Tiny man with a big watch. That's a glittered American flag jacket. I got a glitter jacket on. He danced with the flag on the back of it. Watch. Good morning. How dare you? How dare you?

Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. It's worth more than everything. Exactly, exactly right. Exactly. The man's glittery jacket is worth more than anything we own. No way. Dude.

Get my back of my jacket in the big shirt. Yeah, yeah. Show the jacket. It's the American flag. It's got it shimmers in the light. Slay queen. Sleigh queen. Good morning, everybody.

Happy Thursday. See you. Tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch and the show.com.fm for Coco Purfs. Hey, yeah. Live from Debbie's doobie dungeon. Debbie Dub, you should open a dispensary called Debbie's doobie dungeon now. You may as well. At this point, you should.

I think at least trademark the name. So, a Florida Highway Patrol trooper, arrested a man. Now, this could be coincidental. 34-year-old man was arrested for having 34 open white claws in his vehicle. Bro, wasteful finish one. One for every year. Maybe it was a birthday.

Okay, all right. Don't drink and drive. Don't be silly. And if you have 34 open white claws, probably don't go 90 miles an hour in your Honda Civic. No, no. Trooper determined he was heavily intoxicated during the spot. Well, the problem is, though,

hold on a second. That's not heavily intoxicated. 0.1, that's not heavily intoxicated. It's intoxicated. It's white clogs. But here's a problem, though. You can't do anything about it. There are no laws when you're drinking claws.

That's what I've heard. That's the rule. That's what I've heard. No laws when you're drinking claws. I mean, he might have to switch that around. The trooper determined he was heavily intoxicated. They found the open alcoholic beverage cans on the passenger seat, charged with driving under the influence

and taking to Pascoe County Jail. What flavors? Doesn't say there's a couple good new ones. 34 is a lot. Dude, well that's... But you know what, though? You hear about all those people where they...

That's like the thing where... I'm going to only use a celebrity references where like a Shane Gillis would be like, you would drink 40 Bud Lights and like that's just their tolerance. That's what I don't understand. Like... I could never. I guess if like, if you broke down,

like if I got, if I drink two glasses, is a whiskey. How many beers is that? I don't know. Probably six. I don't know. So you're like, when you put a number like that to it, probably you're like, wow, you're drinking six beers, dude. Because you got to think, like, three an hour for like 10, 12 hours.

Like, that's... What's more shocking to me is that 34 white claws only got him to a point one one. Yeah. Well, I mean... A point one is nothing. How long ago was he drinking him? How long has he been whipping around? Maybe, yeah. But also, like, it's like $250 in white claws.

Be smarter. Yeah, just drink at home. Or just like, don't, like, obviously don't drink and drive, but throw the empties out. Yeah, like there's so many steps that you missed, and I just never understood. I don't know why people don't just drink at home. So I drink. Well. Why you got to be out driving around drinking?

Well, it's not driving around. It's just, that's, my car's here. You don't want my car here. Oh, I'm going to get in a home. So they're drinking at a spot. They don't want to leave their car there. I don't think a cab. I don't understand.

I have a car, so I don't have to take a cab. I don't understand social life or going out to do things. No. So even that, I can't understand. No, the key when you're doing that stuff is you have like one or two at the very start when you get there, and then you hang for like two hours, and then you're fine, and then you go home. Yeah, eat a meal, soak it up. And then you're good.

All right, other side of this, we will, someone will be, for those you that missed the gaming stream yesterday, this, this baby boy right here is a Stanley Cup champion. He's got the Stanley Cup. I was hungry for the Cup. He was Cup hungry. And I have, well, I guess that's different. He's crunched my thirst. His Carolina Hurricanes.

However. Won the Stanley Cup in overtime. In overtime. In overtime. Yesterday. But now this is no longer the Stanley Cup. Now that's the NBA. Now it's the NBA final trophy.

Final trophy. So. We're coming up on a game seven. Other side of this. Spurs Knicks. Okay. I will be your Knicks. Cody will be the Spurs.

And we'll have another champion. And next week we start a whole new game. We'll figure something out for next week. You've got, there's the new wrestling game. There is soccer. Mm-hmm. There's hockey. There's golf.

There's baseball. Mm-hmm. I think you should try to learn soccer a little bit. You want me to? Just to see if you enjoy it because it's not hard to pick up. And that's very topical. Yeah. But if there's a new fishing game.

A free one, I can get the free one. It's the June game. Okay, yeah, that's right. Oh, I did see that. All right, so other side of this, we'll get into some gaming, your 90s and a whole lot of silliness. You've encountered a P-Roy. You've encountered a Jacoby. The problem is, Jacoby is a necromancer.

If you want him to let you pass, you better give him gel. Big band of nasty storms coming in here, guys. It's supposed to, like, do an hour and then we're good. But just if you're working outdoors, keep your eye to the sky. If you're going outdoors, because they're just about over Rochester now. And they look like they're going to be pretty harsh. So I hope that But quick, but fast

It looks like they're supposed to lesson From that as they get here And then hopefully just rain really Really hard with very minimal I don't, I don't Not sure how much thunder lightning Maybe the sun comes out or whatever No it's supposed to once that's gone

Be careful out there, friends A nice Thursday afternoon Get everything and done inside now And then by like two or three You can be like Yo, it's beautiful out of it. Hey, it's so cool out of it. What are you doing outside with the freaking son?

All right, we got to go into our gaming stream. I'm not losing two days in a row, so we'll put up a bet. Twitch on TV slash the show. Big fat don'ts. Radio world, you get the 90s at 9. Gaming stream is presented by Ryan Phelps. Auto sales. You are buying from Ryan.

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