The Show - BLUE DOGS

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

Coco spent his first night camping of the summer. Getting a ticket for ‘Love Island’ seems worth it. Parents need too many apps nowadays, so please check Parent Square, Schedule Galaxy & the Google Calendar. We’ve got some Gatorade dogs on the grill plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. It should be a fever dream. It doesn't make any sense.

Good morning, everybody. Happy Wednesday. I don't know what it is. I think this movie got lost in the pandemic. 2020? What's it called? An American pickle. A simple Jewish man named Herschel Greenbaum works in a pickle factory.

One day he falls into a vat of brine where he is pickled for a hundred years. and wakes up in modern-day Brooklyn. Seth Rogan. Like, this sounds terrible, but I would watch this movie. I'm going to watch this movie. I didn't know it existed. That's so confusing.

Oh, hi-ho, everybody. Let's see. Was it on... It's on Netflix. Although... Buried in there somewhere. Hulu, I'll have to wait until you're home again. It doesn't realize that I'm in college.

You're just my college team. You're off of college. I'm still in college. Let's see An American An American pickle There are no pickles In America

And the streets are paved with cheese Not Netflix No No And then it must have moved So I don't know what to tell you then It's that Oh YouTube for $499

I don't think so I don't think so Now this this promo Says HBO Max Oh okay These things move around so much One bounces off a one and then someone else buys it.

Yeah. Scott Sarah Snook, who I love. She was in secession. Cute little redhead. Okay, okay. Yeah, I think this movie got lost to the pandemic, bro. It came out in June of 2020. Yeah.

We were all in the depths of COVID. Yeah, we really were. So we weren't paying attention to much. We weren't allowed to go to the theaters, so why would we've seen this? Mm-hmm. Thanks Fauci for keeping American pickle from me. We weren't, you know, really,

binging things yet because we didn't really know we were going to be stuck forever. We were like, dude, any day now. This is like two weeks, two weeks to flatten the curve and then we'll be out of it. Wasn't that my whole, listen, we're going to get ahead of this? And in one month. Yeah. That turned into what, two years of? Yeah.

There's a lot of PTSD from that, man. Oof. Good morning, everybody happy. It's a jam-packed whiskey Wednesday, guys. But we got to start here. We got to start right here. Okay. On the air.

Your schedule of events today is absurd. We got a lot going on. Okay? Is it a lot going down? Lot going down. Are we in the pickle? First time? We've got this show going on.

We've got funny car racer Ron Kapp's calling it at 740. Why? Because he's going to be up at the Napa in Mexico today. Yeah. I heard him than I have cars there, too. They are celebrating their one-year anniversary up at Napa in Mexico. Ron Caps will be there from 10 to 4. They're going to have...

No cap, Ron Cap? No cap, not cap. They're going to have tool vendors, food trucks, mini car shows. And if you're looking to buy tools, it's their biggest tool sale of the year. Maybe I get one of them things. That wasn't that expensive. A little magnesium spark makeer thingies. That was the coolest thing ever.

All right. So get yourself that. I don't have to get myself a couple. I just walk around and doing that. Oh, my God. I'm like a super building. So that's going on today. You're going to save money.

Also, Scotty from East Coast Emerald is going to pop in because he's closing that location in North Syracuse. He's moving and he does not want to pack anything up. So he's going to tell you about all the deals they got going on over at East Coast Emeralds behind the Daily Diner in North Syracuse. Love it. We have over the course of these next two days,

so many tickets to give away. You guys just got to put on your underpants. Are you? Are you? Yep. Same as yesterday because you were at a campsite or? Nope, didn't shower, but no underpants. It's okay.

You were in the water a lot yesterday. I brush my tait. This morning. I've got tonight for a whiskey show. I've got tickets to Emo Night. Emo Night is the ultimate emo party over at the song and dance. That is coming up on, where's the date on this? I think it's very soon.

Friday, this Friday. Yeah, because Boss Man asked me about that, and I said I think that'd be perfect for Josh. So I'll give these away tonight on a whiskey Wednesday. That's cool. Put you on the guest list for Emo Night. That's Friday at the Song and Dance. Those always sell out too.

So that's actually really good guess. We've also got Evanescence tickets to give away today during the show. And then tomorrow on Cocoa Puffs, he's got lawn seats for Godsmack. So, guys, I know we're throwing a lot at you, and you're doing your best to grab it out of the sky. Just going to grab a little ticket here, take it there. Lock in as you're going to benefit with deals. You're going to benefit with tickets. And you're going to really just spend a lot of time with us and grow our love.

Oh, the memories that we make along the way. So keep it locked. You know how to find us. All the links are about. at the show.fm or Twitch.tv. slash the show. We're doing it, man. We're bringing creed back bigger and better than ever.

They're awesome. It's the new. It's the summer of creed. You go and find a song on that album that isn't a banger. You can't do it. Human clay all day. Yeah. Mark Tremani was saying when he was here with Miles Kennedy is like, Creed's bigger than we've ever been before.

Yep. Yep. Because we shouldn't have turned our back on him in the first place. Well, he got, he got a weird. Who did? Yeah. Didn't he get a little weird dinner for a while? They fell into that, they fell into that, that nickelback thing where it's like,

yeah, it's cool. It's cool to hate them. You did. You like nickelback. You like creed. You like all those bands. You're not turning off Sugar Ray. You're not turning it off.

You're not turning it off. You like, all right, butterfly. I'm a butterfly, sugar, baby. Shifty shell, shot. Come my lady, come, my lady. Butto go, baby. Ahoy, hoi, ho. Happy Whiskey Wednesday.

Guys, speaking of tickets. Not only do we jam-packed stuff to the brim with tickets, but our boy con in the afternoon has freebies for Father's Day. Fist bump your dad with some five-finger death punch tickets. Oh, cool. For Father's Day, thanks to our friends at Messes, Fireworks. We got to make a drive down 81 in Messes. I just yesterday they put up a thing that was like, you know, because now is the season,

and I was just like, oh. Quit short drive. It really is a really easy drive. Be listed between three and seven all week long. Con's got those tickets to see. Thigh Finger, July 26th, with Ava under fire and Cody drinks. Oh, cool. Over at the Empower, Federal Credit Union,

Joni-Mahony, Lakeview Amphitheater for a cure. Oh, concert's over. Concert's over. Sorry, bud. So, I can relate to this story. Let's go back to, I guess it would have been 2003, 2004. Wow. This is going to sound like I'm blaming my wife for something. She's not being blamed for.

I take all the blame for this. But my wife and I were dating. My wife. And the first ever speeding ticket I got was right off John Glenn Boulevard, 690, right before John Glenn Boulevard. I was still in college. She was living in the apartments at Grenadier Village. And she wanted to get home to watch. some show on MTV that night.

Oh, did she? And I'm not blaming my wife. Did she? I did not need to drive fast. Hmm. What did you do earlier that you cost her time? I'll find, I'm sure something I did that delayed whatever. But I remember the moment exactly because it was my first speeding ticket I ever had. I remember that my then-girlfriend, now wife, wanted to get home to see some MTV show.

Yep. Now, I wasn't going 108 miles an hour. I was going probably like 70-something on 690. Yeah. But this lady in Arizona wanted to get home to catch Love Island. Yeah. So she got clocked going 108 miles an hour in a 65. I get it.

It's a good season. Driver stated she was trying to get home fast to watch Love Island. Now, the difference between your story and my story is in 2003-4, we didn't have on-demand. We didn't have T-Urower. That's also true. Tivo, nothing was being recorded. Or you had the early days of Tivo and no one you didn't. Very early.

No one's buying an $80 box. So I had to get home because back at the turn of the century kids, you had to watch the show when it aired. Yeah. When it aired. I mean, but in her offense, we ever seen Caleb McDaniel without a shirt on? Oh, sister.

Good point. Is this a thing you have to vote on? So maybe you have to get home to vote. I didn't know that. Or else Corbyn. whereas Gorgeous could end up without partner. I don't know. I didn't know.

Because I know you watch some of this trash sometimes. You don't watch love on? Yeah, I don't know what this one is. I have no idea of this is. Authority charge her with criminal speed and reckless driving while her vehicle was impounded. Oh, no. Oh, come on. That's not that.

A hundred and eight. But in a 65. 108? 605. Nine, you're fine. 10, you're mine. If it's 55 in your. and she's doing 100.

Then I'm like, yo. 65? Yeah, I'm not going to spoil it, Katie, but sister is educating me saying me that Love Island is a real-time show where you've got to vote. So apparently sister watches this trash. Love is in real time. Love is in real time.

The dating competition show streamed six nights a week at 9 p.m. Wow. Featuring singles competing in a tropical villa for $100,000 prize. Viewers vote for favorite contestants. All right. And every night.

I guess you do got to get home for that then. You can watch entering on day one's boyish smile and charm, Bryce Detloff. What about that? What about that? So what is, does it tell, can you explain or somebody explaining what the show is?

Like who? I don't know, but I can tell you. We want a couple to win? I can tell you, Corbyn Mims and Kenzie Anis entered day one. Anus. I don't know.

Like it says. From Kennesaw, Georgia. so I'll tell you that. Katie says six nights a week is why I'm behind. Yeah, who's got time for a show every night of the week? Wrestling. Oh, yeah, good point. It's like wrestling.

Good point. No, I don't know what it is. What is the... Competing for a $100,000 prize. So, like, the couple splits $100,000? Are they a new couple? Is it that one where they get tested and then they show each other, other couples abs?

And they're like, you want to touch my abs? and they're like, no, you can't. And they're like, you win, you didn't touch the other couple's abs. I should learn more about it. Everyone has to be in a couple. Viewers can vote on their favorite islander or couple, depending on the week, and the lowest received votes are vulnerable to leave the island. Aruba, Iruba, Iruba.

Okay. All right. Man, there's a lot of layers to this. People like it, clearly. Our chat's blown up. They love it. These shows are so bad, they're awesome. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's why I loved all of those Vanderpump and. Yeah, I'm not a bum. Like, I don't, I really don't like shows about rich people. Like, I can't watch Vanderpom. I can't watch Kardashians. Kardashians, I could not. That one I couldn't do because they were, well, the rural house house housewives are stupid sometimes.

The Crisleys, I hate me. I just don't like wealthy people. I, uh, Chris Lys, I used to have to because that I would, it would do a vocal stables, I would do, it's a Vianna. I walk around out of the time. Daddy. Daddy, Daddy, stop a daddy. You go to jail, Daddy.

I know hate the strong word, but I hate the Crisleys. No, I hate them. Now they're suing their lawyer for like $25 million, but saying that he did something wrong. They ripped off a bunch of people. You did tax fraud. Yeah, they did tax fraud. But your lawyer, because he didn't lawyer well enough to get them off.

The damn president gives them a pardon or whatever. And now I still turn on Instagram or whatever, and they're driving like $200,000. $1,000 cars. I'm like, why is there no punishment for the wealthy? Rich people,

because they put other things and other people's names, I'm sure, so nothing happened, even though they got actually committed for... And it pisses me off even more that there's out there like, hey y'all,

we're driving, like, F you, bro! You're criminals who just got let out! And again, now, suing. Yeah. And they'll go, they'll win.

They'll win. Oh. But no, they're just stupid. They're, I don't know, but the rest of them, because there's a couple members

of that family that I think, like disowned them and I was like, hell away from me. But the four of them are the four stupidest people that may exist. They're the stupidest humans. Between the son, the daughter,

and the mom and, the beard, and the dad. And I like that, I kind of like below deck, but I also hate the rich people who are renting the boats. Yes. Because like they had the stupidest demands.

But then you would also, I think you would like that one because it's about the cast than roasting the people. The rich people. Right. Right, right, right. That part I like. That's why I like a lot of them because you can, there's some other people.

Like, yeah, there's the rich people, but there's the really, really dumb, not rich people. Okay. Just as fun. Like, I like the working class crew that's doing it, as long as they're getting treated well. I think you would like Summer House as well because whereas they're kind of like, what's that word where like mommy and daddy money? Nepple babies. They're like that, but they also work all week long, weirdly like 80-hour work weeks. Good. But then they go and they party at Summer House.

All right, that's fine. I'll give them a pass. You might like that's a pass. Again, because there's all. Someone are smart. I don't say all, because there's some very smart people on all those shows. But some of them are just so dumb. You got to remember, I came up in the 1900s when it was like real world. These are people with jobs in an apartment. Summer House is kind of like real world. That's what I like.

That's kind of like real world. Because they have other stuff. People who are broke, just live in their youth. Yeah. I don't want to watch Kim Kardashian figurations. out what million dollar car she wants to buy. I haven't couldn't do. Get out of here. Some of the like real housewives got a little tedious because a lot of it was that.

Or it's like, let's just see how much, how rich we can be. Right. No, pull each other's hair. Donkey says, Josh, you fired into a mic for money and are mad at them for not working. No, no, no. I'm not saying I work hard. They just work as little as I do and they have billions of dollars. Yeah.

I do not have that lot of money. And we work hard. We work hard. And we are not worth millions of dollars. No. Twitch.TV slash the show. You want to jump in. Oh, NBC3 won an award yesterday, too.

Morning show coverage. Congratulations. We want an award. I just don't know what it is yet. No, for our Big Alicious broadcast. Is it live and local coverage? Probably. Because we won a bunch.

We just need to keep the streak alive. Yeah, we got to keep winning every single year. Yeah, it was for, I think it is live and local coverage. Something with our Big Alicious Thanksgiving. So that's cool. You know, the street was a live award-winning morning radio show. Which I think it's hilarious just because last year we won for dirty dogs. We've won when we tattooed camp slot on poor brandy.

Oh, we've won a whole. And now they're going to have to be like, and for live local great coverage, getting food for the needy and the food bank. We are multifaceted. We're not one-trick ponies. And then we walk out there. Do we go with the Dirty Dongs again? The dog.

Hell yeah. Charity! Charity rules ass. They're handballed by the side. This is charity rules ass. Ending food scarcity rules ass. Hell yeah. Yeah, so thank you to all of you, obviously, for supporting us and getting us another trophy for the shelf, baby. Yeah, whoever heard that?

Thanks for being just as demented as we are. All we do is win. All we do is win. But you are right. It has been quite the... Those camp slut tattoos. Right. There's just been a whole wrestling gimmick.

Various amount. Charitable causes. Mm-hmm. Yep. I don't know what else we've won. Between the two of us, this now I think is either my 10th or 11th. Mm-hmm. It's got to be your like 18th, 19th at this point.

I'm the Taylor Swift of Morning Radio. So between the two of us, we've won like... Like 30 years. Yeah. Condum key chain one. Remember? Yep. Yep.

Don't feed her ego, Katie. Yep. And we've won so many that like... I've lost track. Well, I let Tom take a couple. Yeah, I'm not there. Because he, for like the editing. Tom earns some.

I let Brandy take. Brandy can take camp slut. You get camps left. Because I was looking around because I have two in where I do the production. Yeah, I don't need to hoard them. Well, I mean, take those. Well, yeah. Take them.

They're not. They're coming. with me. That'd look cool on a shelf. Yeah. We've earned those, buddy. Yeah. Well, happy, happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight, 7 o'clock Twitch.tv slash the show, I've got tickets to emo night

coming up this Friday at the song and dance. You would like that, too. I know I would. I mean, it's a concert and it's packed, so you might not like that part. I know it's Friday night. Because I've seen pictures when they do these emo nights. They do what I do for a house party. Yes. Yep. They do what I do for a house party. It's wicked cool. And I was toying with doing a house

party this Friday, but that feels like I'm not supposed to, right? What, what's... Because it's Juneteenth? Am I overthinking it? What, why, what's going on? Should a middle-aged white guy be doing like a hip-hop house party on Juneteenth? I mean, it doesn't have to be, don't wear like, you know, don't trust like a Keem, the African dream from WWF in the 90s.

All right. Then I think you're fine. All right. I might do a Friday house party if I'm allowed. I don't know if I don't want to step out anything, any Juneteenth celebration. The holiday, but it's not like... Also, but it's nice out I won't because I want to be sitting on my porch. But it's not like a one that we won't, that people wouldn't be able to, you know, like a Christmas as like family.

This one's more like, you know, like a party. So you could. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I could. We'll see. We'll talk it out. Ben Rowley's got graduation rehearsal. That's the other thing is that it's a...

When we call your name! Ugh. You will step to the top of the stairs. Ugh. We will read your name. You'll cross the stage. I remember wrong. You shake the principal's hand and you will make your way off the stage.

Do not! Yeah. Make any statements. Do not. I didn't. Make a scene. I don't do anything. You will get off the stage as soon as you were saying, name is said. I wore cowboy boots.

I kissed the principal. So we built their own thing. Yeah, because we weren't allowed to do anything. Everybody expected me to do something. Please hold your name. I hold your applause. All name are called. That was one of those.

That was funny for me things because everybody. thought I was going to do something. They were like, oh, man, I can't. And then you didn't? It's going to be so funny. I can't do anything. And that was funny for me. For that anticipation of the, oh, my God, here he's next.

And everybody and I looked, and you could see everyone going, what's he going to do? Look at you. So meta. It was funny. Cowboy Bhutan. That's nice. No, they expected something for me and I gave Diamond Jim a kiss on the cheek

and then I walked off stage. That was it. You were out of there. Mm-hmm. Diamond Jim. Diamond Jim McLaughlin, man. Hell yeah. That's funny.

The picture still hangs. If you're in JCB by the principal. Yeah? Principal Jim McGlaw. He was the principal forever. So they just kept his picture up there? I called him Diamond Jim, Agent. I called him Diamond Jim.

Did he ever care? He didn't care. The dude was so chill. That's why it kissed him. No first names, Mr. Grossman. Updated schedules will be on Schedule Galaxy, but our practice schedule will be in the SportsU app. See, that would have driven my mom nuts.

As for school updates, please have Parents Square updated with your Google Calendar. Those are all real things. That's too. Yeah, that, nope. We just had phone tree. We had a phone tree. Every team, you would have a phone tree. Practice was canceled.

You start the phone tree. That was all there was. Hit the phone tree. Schedule Galaxy will be updated before. Sometimes you get there and find out the game's canceled. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm.

Any weather-related information. I will be texting the parent group chat. Thank you. Thank you. We're really obnoxious today on a Wednesday, but what are you going to do, you know, guys? It's summertime. It's the end of school. We're all reminiscing the end of school.

Get your jerseys turned in, please. Oh, that was the best. All those stank jerseys that you would bring and they would huck into boxes and throw to the basement of the school and they would not wash them and then just leave them there to next year. Here's a real conversation that happened in my house. Why are their basketball jerseys by the door? Because you were supposed to turn those in two months ago and you didn't.

Nah, he'd keep them. Let's keep him. No, they're going to probably come knocking, looking for those jerseys. Those are his now. 364-110-9K rock tax line. Happy end of the year. Yeah, yesterday.

Last day of classes for a lot of people. At least in the high school level. And then we got regents. Tomorrow's our science for my kid. I'm sure there's regents every day, but... I hated her. Those kind of bounce around and... That's the one that I definitely don't think I passed, but I need to play football.

Yeah. I passed. And then there's a Spanish regents. I remember that. Where am I kid? Those are fun. There's a funny tie into that Spanish class and I'm not going to blow up anybody's spot in, but I can tell you privately. But there's...

He does great in Spanish. Like, his grades are great. Yeah. And he goes, I'm probably going to fail my Spanish. regents and I go but all your grades are great and he goes yeah I don't know why and I go maybe you're learning Spanish maybe it's getting in there but is he not good at is it still like you have to do the written part and then a speaking part I don't know what these regents look like now because that I that was it was hard but it was fun because after you were done you're like

holy moly I just did a I just spoke in Italian for like five straight minutes did you really you took Italian oh yeah nice we only had Spanish or French oh no what was nice was that I took Italian for so long that I didn't have to do it in college. I did that thing where I took, was it, five, five years of it or whatever. He's taken as many, like, because now you can start to get OCC credits and stuff at this level. So I was trying to, I was telling, like, bro, you might be learning Spanish. And it's fun. It might just be sinking in there somehow.

And it's fun because I try to, every once in a while, I get on a weird thing where I'm like, I'm going to learn Spanish real quick and I'll download, like, the little apps. Yeah. It's hilarious how many random words you just know. in Spanish. And I'm a lot better just saying it back than I am more in, like, reading it. Like, I can read. And honestly, as silly as it is, you know, it helps is like when Mexican places have their menus in Spanish.

Oh, I love that. I'm very good now. It's being like, oh, that says that and that means that. Oddly enough, I like to watch some of those luchador wrestling matches and you start to pick up on a couple words. That is, yep, that listening to soccer on Telemundo, because the announcers are awesome. You pick up on things because you see what happens. So it's fun.

That's all fun. Joe in chat, the show.com. Joe's, uh, chat says, I did better, I had better grades in Spanish that did in English. Yeah. They're two different, like, skills in a lot of ways. And how rapidly, you know, Spanish is, is being spoken. Mm-hmm. It's good to learn.

I don't think so. Katie said my kids, two best friends are both Spanish speakers. They try to help him, and he knows nothing. And sometimes it doesn't click. And it's hard. It's hard. It's another language. Like, I got nothing but respect for people that, like, know multiple languages and can just, like, jump between them.

Oh, it's crazy. It's impressive as hell. I know five languages. I barely know English is so not good. Ken is saying, I remember showing up for the chemistry regents teacher telling me to go home. I didn't stand a chance of passing it. Oof. That's a supportive teacher.

No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't think I had to take chemistry. I did not. I don't remember that. I remember earth science and then...

Biology. Was it? It was Earth Science, Biology, Chemistry, Physics. Those were the four. Okay, no physics. No, I did not do physics. Hell no. I got to course two regents.

I got to course two math, which was the requirement back in the 90s. Yep, I remember that, yep. I got a 17 on that regents. I had to go to summer school to pass course two, and then they say, that's enough of your math requirement. I remember that was such a problem that I took course two as a, like a junior, with sophomores.

Oh, wow. Like, I was in that, like, that's how many times I had, I just couldn't pass it. I was terrible in math. And then they had the balls to try to stick me with that same terrible teacher. It was so bad at course two that I just barely passed. And now he was teaching course three. They tried to put me in with him again.

And I remember not even realizing what it was, and then realizing it was math, course three, with this same guy. I remember standing up at the start of the class and walking right out, being like, not happening. Not doing this again. I don't need this. I write down to the, the guidance counselor. Changed it.

Well, she was, she refused. She's like, you will need this. Later on in life. I'm like, no, I will not. Shout out my guidance counselor. But she refused to drop it. So my other teacher, I won't blow up his spot. He was like, you don't worry about it.

During that, you come down here and you make yourself productive with me and here. Yeah. And you're fine. I've had a lot of support in my life as I navigated these, whatever my brain is. And my guidance counselor, Mrs. Michaels, she was like, you know what? You did your math requirements. Maybe we create like a music major for you. And she built this whole schedule already in chorus and good guidance counselor.

Composition and music theory and all these things. And I loved it. Mine was checked out. I think it didn't help that they were having all of their offices redone. So for our entire like senior year, they were in like, the gym. Oh yeah, that would suck. It was very weird. But yeah, she just... No, not dropping it. No, Mrs. Michaels was dope.

I'm not going, so you might have to drop it. She got me through it, bud. They're going to need it. She did. I'm telling you not. I'm not going to... I'm going to make sure my life doesn't need course three. Chemistry was where my junior year was kind of where we were like, okay, this is

probably where I'm checking out. Classes were getting too hard. Well, I just like that you can more like tailor the kids kind of... academic life now. Yeah. As opposed to back in our day, it's, oh, you need this, this, this, this, this, this, and this.

Yeah. I don't think I do, but okay. Bowen says, didn't AJ graduate with the highest Regents of Plymouth but was a C student? Yeah, AJ didn't assert himself, but he's brilliant. So he just, he was smart. I had a couple friends like that. He was just naturally smart. I can't remember exactly because I'm pretty sure what's, what's perfect for an SAT?

16? 16 or 17. Then he got either 1450 or 1,500. Yes, he showed up an hour late to SATs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He came scampering in, had about 10 or 15 minutes left in whatever the first part was, destroyed it. Yeah. And then I'm nearly aced the whole thing. I was like, you son of a bitch.

Yeah, AJ is just a naturally brilliant mind. He doesn't assert himself. Like it's a curse and a blessing at the same time. Yeah. Like he's still, he just finished college at 45 years old, but they're so smart that they get. Things are too easy almost, so they get bored with it. Not me, though, man. In chemistry, that was the year where the Mr. Strive was like,

you just got to, you know, work with a group and just, you know, not distract too many people, and we'll be all right. We'll get you through chemistry. That's what the college lady said. The last year was just contribute. Be your every day. Be a pleasure to have in class and don't be a distraction. 7.4 coming from Ben.

Thank you, Ben. It's high praise. Thank you so much. Hey. Hey. You're missing on a home show. And the show. What's that impression of me?

Pretending to be me? Was that impression to me? Were you doing me? Was that what that one? Thank you, Thorny. And appreciate that gifted sub and Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.

Twitch. That TV slash the show. Appreciate you. Guys, listen. We got to dump off some Evan essence tickets, all right? Because that's next Tuesday. Well, see you next Tuesday. This Tuesday.

Oh, we already passed it. Today's Wednesday. So, yeah, right? Is it, right? The 23rd? Your last chance to get free tickets to see Evanescence with Spirit Box out in Albany on Tuesday, June 23rd, is on our text line right now. 315-364-101. Give me a word.

What word are they going to text? Oh, man. Don't put me on the, what was yesterday? Snake. Snake, yeah, what do you want? Oh, Spirit Box? Box. Box.

Text box. Box. To 315, 365, 164, 100. And I'll pick some people at random to go to that show. We got to dump these tickets off. And then tonight I got more tickets on Whiskey Wednesday. It's a whole... You, Mr. Man.

Whole thing. It's going to be a fun, fun time. Fuzz is going out there. All right. Give the tickets to Fuzz. Thanks for stopping by, Thori, and appreciate you making the time. Okay, thank you. Love you. Bye.

So as we... I say get closer to the movie Idiocracy. I think we're pretty much there. I think we got there with the UFC fight. Here's more. Here's more. As the newest social media trend is blue hot dogs. As you boil hot dogs and blue Gatorade.

Oh. To what plants crave. They crave it. Where have we seen something like that? That's something. Boiled and Gatorade? Not even not Gatorade, but that's already been done and it was weird. Well, Heinz did the blue catchup and the green catch up.

Remember that? Well, back in the day, that's where it was at. Multi-colored catch-ups. Turn the ketchup's gay Why did you like that? I can't understand that. The chemicals that we that and the popcorn.

I remember that forever. The popcorn that popped. Oh, the colored popcorn. That was great. Because that's what happens. The tomatoes on the corn are out where they're turning the vegetables gay and then turns you gay by eating the gay ketchup and gay popcorn. Would you like the recipe?

Yes. It's not a hard recipe. Yeah, so let me write this out. You sewed hot dogs and Gatorade for 15 minutes. Okay. And then. Boil. Boom.

Blue hot dogs. I mean, I guess it wouldn't need to be blue. You could do what, red? You could do anything. Like, you could really cook them in anything you want. Oh, yeah, Pudji's wife, remember we remember the blue mac and cheese? Yes. That just looks like moldy mac and cheese.

Why would we do that? Because we just, we liked color changing things. We discovered chemicals and we're like, put that in popcorn. videos don't explain how they taste. I'd imagine they probably taste like a... It's probably not good. It's probably not good. No.

But I mean... One reviewer said the smell was wild and caught him off guard. Oh, I bet's nasty. Yeah, hot dogs are in boiling gator. That's not a good odor. I don't like hot dog smell as it is. Yeah. Boil and...

Second favorite limb biscuit album, actually. Oh, Gatorade. Gatorade flavor hot dog water. Would there be anything that would be good? Like if, what would you be able to boil a hot dog in that's not water that would work? Chocolate milk? Oh my god, that I almost threw up. Ooh, chalk a dog. I have to dumb quiet. You can't boil milk, can you? Well, you can't. No, you can't boil milk. Yeah, that's how I make sometimes my mashed potatoes. You make a lot of

confections with that, so never mind you can. So I guess you could. But I have got. Strawberry milk and hot dogs, bud? Because I can't think of anything that would work. Little Stewart's mint milk and hot dogs for you. Oh. Oh, they're pears. Peanut butter milk. I would imagine if you want to expedite diarrhea, you boil some hot dogs and milk, and you, my friend, will be colonoscopy level clean. It keeps them tender. Nice.

You'll be all out. It doesn't work to just soak them in Gatorade. No, you got to boil them. You can't grill them. Yeah, you got to get all that flavor right in there of cool blue frost. I don't have the photo on this screen so I can only show Cody, but do you want to see? Yeah, what do they look like? Are they blue? Dude.

Like my Kool-Aid pickles? That's not. That wouldn't work. I'm going to tell you what this looks like. I'm going to tell you what this looks like. I don't think. How did she do that? I call, I don't know, but I'm calling some bluff. Yeah.

Let me describe this to you. You know when like a person's hand gets frostbite? Yeah. And their fingers turn black. Yep. That's what they look like. It looks like the Kooli pickle. But yours has more colors than this.

This is like a dark... Dark blue. Dark blue. Like the grape almost, but if it was a blue... It looks like frost bit fingers. But I don't think it would look like that if they... What Gatorade is that blue that if you soak them for 50 minutes, then boil it? It would...

Like... I don't think that would do that. You don't? I don't know. Now you got to try it, bud. You won't. I will if you eat them. No.

I'm not eating it. I'll 100% make you blue Gatorade hot dogs tonight. I love a hot dog, but I ain't eating a blue Gatorade hot dog. I'm bringing them in for you tomorrow. I'll give you some blue hot dogs. You know that you'd be the one punished for that. Because the things that would come out of my lower region ever eating a Gatorade hot dog?

Well, I'll make them. No, it'll be okay because we're off Friday. So you eat them Thursday. Now you're your family's problem. I'm coming over. No, I'm coming over. I'm coming over. You just show up.

Hey. I just hear. That what? Snuckle! Yeah. Yeah. And it's just you at the door? I'm falling in hot water.

I got farting about me. Why are you here? My wife said. Or it's your wife and kids dropping you off. Take him. Hey, you get back here. You made a meet the hot dogs. You stay with you.

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See Burdick Lexus and Cicerole. Whiskey Wednesday! Tonight, 7 o'clock, I will go live from my... home and you will be at your home or job or beach i don't care where you are i'll be in my house and i'll be sipping on some booze and you can tune in grab a drink with me 7 p m twitch dot tv slash the show or the show dot fm all of our links and live streams are right there on one simple website mobile friendly noise what you do watch it i don't know i got a bunch of strays now because i've had i got i've been doing a few weeks in new bottles i know that yeah keep going so my my windowsill is just

full of different bottles now. So eventually you can do the Coma-Cazzi. Nope. Nope. No. No. No. No. Yeah. And the reason why? Because you'll throw it up if you do that, I think. Or I just, when I get too crazy with the cheese whiz on a whiskey Wednesday,

I can sometimes feel like a little hangover. Like if it's like a rye whiskey, I feel crappy the next day. Make you grogier. Yeah. So I don't want to feel crappying during the shelf. That makes any sense. But I know you want me to do it for the comedic value. Get a, a World Cup

Style whiskey. Well, I did I did a New York City whiskey last week and I tried to find there's a Maker's Mark's Knicks whiskey. Oh, cool. But I couldn't find it anywhere. But they already won,

so I guess it doesn't matter. As a Knicks fan for about 100 days. And it helped, I completely forgot until I saw the jar. I think it helped that every game I was smoking Mello's weed. Oh, we'll see.

then we both did this. We should be in the parade with Dan Housen tomorrow. And she doesn't have it anymore. Dab used to have for the longest time a Patrick Ewing jersey. Oh. She was a Knicks fan. Look at Deb. Because the last time they were in the finals,

we went when they came here that year in the dome. They played in the dome, yeah. Spurs. Yep, and it was awesome. I remember that, and then they did not win that year. But this year, they did. Syracuse's very own, Jalen Brunton, MVP. That's crazy.

Every time I see that, it still is like, wait, what? It's not like a... It's not like a personal phone. Yeah. Or like he moved as a little kid. He was here for like 15 years. And his dad was here for a long time. Yeah.

Like the Brunton's have ties to Central New York. So that's very cool. If you want to come here and, you know... I can understand the need for this, but I can also understand how it could go sideways. And I'm speaking of the robot toilet that drives to your bed. Elderly people, disabled people. Great. Yep.

This is great for them. But, like all these robots Like me are going to be sitting there going I just get a bag toilet I just going to poop in my room I don't got to get out of my room Your poor wife Yeah

He rolls over to See what the noise is And it's you on the other side Just pooping There's a presentation video Of the robot Toilet Okay

I can play just the audio Because the video's not loading right now. Here's a little bit of the... I'm not loading. This is the Shaoban intelligent toilet robot designed primarily as a mobile, autonomous toilet for elderly people or those with mobility challenges. Sure, great.

As instead of the person going to the toilet, the toilet comes to the person. As soon as you are finished, the robot initiates a built-in bidet system for automated washing. HALO! Followed by a warm-air drying site. From there, a heavy-duty odor control mechanism

instantly engages, sealing the internal chamber airtight to trap and neutralize any smells. The robot drives itself back to the docking station. It then extends a disposal of completely flushing both the solid and liquid waste away. Immediately after, it runs an intensive self-cleaning and sanitizing cycle on the bowl, leaving it pristine for the next trip. So you know how my Roomba returns to its dock and then when it gets to the dock,

it's all sucked up into this big tank? That's what this is doing? All I can picture is one, someone's using it activate a day. and it just keeps spraying some old person in the ass and it won't stop spraying. It's just a hard. You say harder spray. Ow, my bottle.

Or when it goes to empty this stuff, it's like removing waste. It doesn't get all the way and just malfunctions and it's just in the middle of your kitchen. Yeah. Dropping poops and just drops the dump on the kitchen floor. Oh, my God.

I have so many more thoughts on this. totally because I agree mobility issues great elderly people great it's great that's fine but I just know yeah everyone else ruins all those things that are supposed to be for those people I just think of the one

time of year I have a party at my house and Cody and I are just standing in the kitchen on Christmas Eve and we're drinking our drinks and then off in the distance the hell's that thing a small robot toilet what's it doing I don't know.

I think it thought I had to go, so it came out here. Oh, you've got the little, oh, wait a minute. It gives a whole new meaning of butt dialing something. Oops. I must have butt dialed my mobile porta potty. It's big, too. For those of you not, like, it looks like a small recliner. Like, here's what it looks like.

Oh, I bet it's got to be a decent size. It's a good size bowl, dude. It's a good size bowl. That is a pretty, a decent size bowl. This is the worst Hills have I sequel I've ever seen. $13,000 for the robot toilet. What the hell's going on? What are you guys?

The NAP Auto Parts up in Mexico, New York, celebrates its one year anniversary, and you can meet the man himself. Ron Capps will be up there. Ron's on the line with us this morning. Good morning, sir. Good morning. How are you guys? We are fantastic, Ron.

And I tried to learn about your sport a little more last night. I'm not very familiar with NHRA funny car racing. So for, like, newbies like me and listening, can you explain what funny car racing is? Well, top fuel and funny car, the cars that we race are zero to 340 miles per hour in, like, 3.8 seconds. So, flames coming out of the pipes, 13,000 horsepower engines, and it'll shake your body when you're sitting in the grandstands of the fan. But it's pretty cool sport, pretty cool to drive that fast. I was watching an interview where you described what it's like being in the car.

There's no suspension, and you're just kind of like trying to keep it straight, right? That's so cool. Yeah, it's more G-forces on us than anything on planet Earth except a fighter pilot. We have more G-forces than the space shuttle pilots go through. So quite a bit, and it is an e-ticket ride, I'll tell you that much. We are talking with Ron Caps and HRA Funny Car Racer for Napa Auto Parts, Toyota, and you have the Napa Auto Parts Toyota Super, right? That's the car you drive?

Yeah, sure is. World's fastest Toyota Super. So what is it like partnering up with Napa, having that partnership and what it's done for your career and the industry? Well, it's huge for me. I've been, gosh, I've been driving 30 years now, which I can't even believe. And I've been sponsored by Napa Auto Parts for almost 20 years.

So long relationship, it's not a lot of sponsors out there that long. somebody has in motorsports. But it's definitely a great company. I'm pumped. I've never been in this area. So to hang with our fans, I know we've got a bunch of them coming today to Mexico, New York,

and Al the owner there. I know we're going to have a blast. They're giving away a bunch of stuff. Cool prizes, giveaways, food, refreshments, all kinds of stuff. Yeah, Ron, they've got a lot going on up there today in Mexico. Alan and his wife do a great job at that store.

And yeah, we've been promoting it for a week, and everyone's excited to see it today. How did you get in? into funny car racing. Why is that where you gravitated? Well, I grew up in a little town of California, and my dad raced at our local little track, but then we would kind of venture out and watch the big dogs race. And when I was a kid, I mean, my heroes that I watched, I ended up getting a phone call from one of them, Don the Snake Perdom,

who had the Hot Wheels sponsorship when I was a kid, and I actually played with his hot wheels. And he's wanted to give me my big break. So I got to drive for Don the Snake Pradome for about 10 years, and that kind of kick started my career. A lot of people, you know, they see a car, like, oh, he's just getting in this car and he's going as fast as he can. Hell yeah. What kind of sport is it? But there's a lot to the sport I was learning last night, including all, like, the technology.

You were explaining that, like, even the shifting is scheduled down to, like, the millisecond, right? So all the tech that goes into these cars now is crazy. Yeah, this technology is insane. I mean, we step on the gas, and we're zero to 100 miles per hour in less than one second. Whoa. It's like 6Gs put on our bodies, and it's, it's. It's a crazy side-by-side great racing sport. But, you know, it kind of goes down and down with rock and roll.

So I grew up, you know, obviously love and rock and roll. And it's still today, the coolest thing for me is they have my friends that are in rock and roll bands come out and put them right behind the car on the starting line. And that's like being, you know, right in front of the stage at one of the best concerts. What does your body feel like when that race is over? Are you like Jello? Pretty close, yeah. All right, well, get out and see Ron Caps today.

He's going to be there 10 to 4 up in Mexico, New York. A lot of tool sales going on. A lot of tool reps will be there. A little mini car show, food trucks, so much. And the man himself, Ron Caps, will be up there. Ron, thank you for making time today. We'll see you later today up at Napa. Yeah, man.

See you guys in. Thank you. Ron Caps will be up at Napa in Mexico. Yeah. We will. 10 to 4 today, swing on by. Is that, I don't want to say, because I don't sound stupid, because I used to live down the road,

From a drag strip. Is that esta? Is that similar? I'm going to sound stupid now too. Because you could hear that like two miles away and it was awesome. People who are more knowledgeable are going to say that it's probably different because those Asta drag cars look different than a funny car. Yeah, they're not the same cars.

A funny cars like enclosed. But it's the same like. Those Asta cars. Yeah. I don't think those Aster cars get 340 miles an hour. No, I would imagine. Nah. But it's cool.

And he's right. It's loud. That's cool. It's really. I don't understand it, but I like to learn about new things. And I was just watching a bunch of his interviews last. night. I'm excited to meet him today. I hear he ain't nothing funny about what he does. I'll tell you right now, it's a serious

business. Bring the C2 out soon to begin. 1.00.9.1065 K-Rock. Let's not forget about our big fishing tournament next Saturday in Phoenix, New York. Come on out to Lock One Distilling. We'll be there at 8 a.m. You can get there early if you want to fish. It is our masturbators, classic. And it's just for fun. We're just having a good time. You catch your big old fish. We'll weigh it. We'll measure it. And you could win some custom floor mats from instant.

Installations Unlimited. Don't bring any shenanigans. No weights and fish. Nothing like that. It's a family-friendly fun event. Cool prizes. You're working on some prizes? Cool.

That's a good thing. I told you to the boss man. Yeah, he said he's going to put together like a kid pack, I think. Because we got to have stuff for some kids. Yeah. We'll throw us together some other stuff as well. It is a free fishing weekend, too, so you don't need to worry about your fishing license.

All next weekend. We'll be out there. Hope to see you. Bring your live outdoor table thing. So that way you can. and cut them up right there and fry us up some fresh fish sandwiches. What do you got? Fresh canal bass or whatever the hell is down there? Yeah.

My kid was giving me a lot of notes. I shouldn't share his tips. He fishes Phoenix a lot. I know. There's probably some spots up there. I go. Good luck. I said, what are you going to get in the canal?

He goes, probably not going to get anything too big in the canal. You're going to want to go out to the island. So there's your tip. There go. Courtesy of my teenager. Get out there. So you can park out on the island in Phoenix, New York. I'll put a whole map.

up next week so you guys know where to go. But park out on the island and you can walk over the bridge to lock one. It's just there's way more parking over on the island than at lock one. So don't try parking there. But yeah, we'll be there. Real quick, because the other side of this, I want to get into the top TV dads of all time. Oh, y'all weren't. I could debate a couple of these.

And we're master debaters. We're master debaters. But first, I didn't know these were two different things. I thought we'd always had the McDonald's apple pie. Cody is telling me we have the baked apple pie. Yeah, this is baked. of the fried apple pie is a big deal. It's been gone for a minute.

Do you know any details on it? I found the commercial. Keep seeing that there. I probably should have Googled when it comes back. This is just an old. I'd like to get that. Old pie commercial. Autumn, a time when trees cast new colors.

Oh. A time for sharing warmth. And at McDonald's, we're doing just that. Sharing the warmth of our new oven baked apple pies. A cinnamon dusted crest with golden delicious apple pie. That's the oven-baked one. That's the baked one. Yeah.

And now when you buy one, Your local McDonald's donates 25 cents to Ronald's children's care. Oh, how nice. Yo. Try our new baked apple pie. It's a delicious way to warm your heart. Shocking is the sign that that guy had that apples were 38 cents a pound. Oh.

The times we lived in. McDonald's is frying up apple pies and honor to America's, to honor America's 250th birthday. You damn right. You damn right. Nothing screams freedom more than apple pies. I guess they haven't had these in like... A long time. A long time.

It says 92. I thought it was just a couple years ago. No, they were not. For the health conscious viewer, it was introduced in 1968. Thanks, McDonald's. It's fried apple pie and the Big Mac hamburger big year for McDonald's. Well, but like, what are they doing?

Like, dunking it in the... Because I want to eat an apple pie that's been dunked in the freaking fry oil, more than anything I would ever wanted to... Because I don't care if it's not... It's not like you're... dunking your fish at your pizza places and your wings in the same oil or even next to each other because I do splatter and I can taste it. This is an apple pie and french fry oil, bro.

Back in my day working the McDonald's kitchen. You had a chicken fryer, you had a French fry fryer, and you had your filet of fish. You had one little filet of fish friar down at the end. Because you weren't making as many filet of fishes. Now. But like you said, you don't want to, you don't want fishy french fries. No. Yeah, I guess it's, I don't know, honestly when it's back though, right?

23rd. 23rd? All right. Because I'm asking you this. Or two for $2.99, which obviously that's the move. That's the move. Two for three, bro. I'm not telling you how to live your life.

You'll get a fried apple pie and just some vanilla ice cream, dude. Yeah. You combo that up? I mean, combo that up? You tell me that you don't have an ice cream place in the way back from any random McDonald's? Because I bet you do. There you go.

McDonald's ice cream. Oh, that's true. Well, I was saying. Hopefully. Yeah, right. But no, yes. Get a vanilla flurry. or something. Well, they do it now for some of them, but that was the move back in the day when you'd get like the specialty pies or anything.

You'd also get just a plain whatever and you, you know, the McFlurry cup and you're like, I'll just do it myself and you mush the pie into the McFlurry. That was the move. We're talking big fat boy talk here. Because now ice cream season is upon us. It is. It's here. I've had ice cream probably three times now. It is. It is here in full force. It's just so good. One thing is your lips. Shut out Tones Cones Cones in Phoenix, New York When you come up for our fishing tournament,

Tones Cones right there on the corner, dude. He's making crazy. I got to hit the top of the aisle. No, he does nuts stuff. He does nuts stuff. Those ice cream pies. Yeah. Me and my family, we go inside. We're just eating my little flurry thing, whatever you call it.

Yeah. This woman walks in with like a pie tin. Yep. Filled with ice cream. Like an old mountain of it. He makes ice cream pies. Crazy. It's, he's like a whittling honka.

Listen, I'll keep promoting my town of Phoenix, New York. all the time. Come visit. We've got a lot of fun stuff up there. 7 o'clock on Twitch.tv. slash the show. It's a whiskey Wednesday. We'll grab ourselves something to drink. Come hang with me. I'd love it. If you were there. I can't. You don't even want to give the government your information.

You can just watch for free on the show. Dot FM. That's pretty good because I ain't all about giving my government no info. I'm loading any of that information. They don't need to know where I'm at or what I'm doing. Big brother. We've got a...

We've got a whole lot of tickets we're dumping off this week. So tonight on Whiskey Wednesday, I'm going to give y'all passes to Emo Night. That's happening up at the song and dance this Friday night. It's basically a DJ playing emo tunes, and you're going to love it because I would love that. So if you want to win those, just tune in tonight. Seven o'clock. I'll pick a bunch of people at random. You will need to have an account.

So you will need to get the government information. I'm joking. No one's giving your information to anybody. You just sign up for a free account. Yeah, that ain't going to worry. I'm sure we can manage a rang up a couple of them. Bring to Napa with us maybe even. I'm sure Boston has got a couple like avonessence or something, right?

I can't imagine. I don't know how many people in Napa would care about an emo night. No, not emo night. I don't know how many of tickets. That's almost, if not sold out. Yes, it is. And then tomorrow night, Cody will have grass passes. Man, I'm Cocoa Puff.

Get it. All right, because he's standing in the lawn and the show. Speaking to being high, can I ask you a question that my brain had? Why me? Because you're not going to know the air. answer to this? Huh. But like,

how do wasps know where their nest is? I was just standing there a wasp nest last night. How, like, I know pheromones are a thing.

I think it's all that. But if it flies, like, it's the equivalent of, like, if I, if I got dropped in a Swigo

and had to walk to the studio in Syracuse, yeah. Sure, I could do it because I know all those roads. I think that,

I think you just answered your own question. They know all their own skyroce. I think they just know type deal where they have that the only pheromone they have is to smell whatever the hell that hive is.

They probably are just like a honing thing just right. Like you know you have to follow the weird directions in a video game where it's like you're turning the character like, oh no, that way is highlighted. Okay, let's go that.

All right, that's what Jojo says. Wasps know their nest through a combination of visual landmarks, spatial mapping, and scent recognition before leaving the nest to forage. They perform special test flights to memorize the surrounding environment. I don't know if it's, let me see if it's still there. I don't know if you can see it.

Dude, can you see it, right? He's showing me his ass cheek. Hold on a second. No, no, not almost though, like right on the thigh. Yeah, what is that? What is that? It crawled up my shorts when I sat down and bit me around my upper lower ass. It hurt.

I jumped up and went, ah! I screamed in a very high-pitched sound. It was very funny. Blona last night? No, no, no, it was a couple days ago just out, out, I sat down, just out and a walk with us. I sat on a rock and it must have been right there. It went up the shorts. Got to be careful.

Fit me almost on my ass. Well, I say that because I got lucky because if you take your finger and like follow where it could have been. Ladies, contain yourself. It would have stung like my winky or scrots, magoats. Yes. And I wouldn't have come in. I got stung on to scrots. A wasp stung my penis.

Whiskey Wednesday tonight. seven o'clock. I got tickets to emo night be there or shut up. Oh. Sorry. That was No, me to attack. It's also Father's Day weekend this weekend. Khan has five-finger death punch tickets in the afternoon.

Hook up your dad with a concert. Be listening to Khan in the afternoon. All word. And, uh, well, they've ranked the top TV dads. Who would my top TV dad be? That's good because that's the only dad. You get to have.

Oh, poor Coco. Um, I don't, I don't really know. Let's see. That's trying to think of like, who wouldn't be, you know, not like Peter Griffin or Homer, like a cartoon. Randy Marsh? No, because he would get you in too many shenanigans.

I was trying to think of a. It can be a cartoon. Like, uh, Hank Hill would be a good one. But he wasn't supportive for the most part of. He's not? No, remember you didn't let Bobby do a lot. lot of things that Bobby wanted to do. But then Peggy would talk him into it. Yeah. Um, that's not a bad one. I'm thinking, uh, they're all going to end up being,

not real dads, but, you know, real people like, um, I just blanked on a guy that would be supportive or whatever. Like, even back on the day, like a Tim Taylor. Okay. Sure. Improvement. Let's go through the top 10 at least. Uh, this is the best TV dads of all time and a recognition of the upcoming Father's Day holiday. Don't forget about your dad or your stepdad or even your mother celebrates. I don't care who gifts for him. That's a good one. What one?

Bob Belcher. Bob Belcher's number three on this list. All right, that's a good one. What makes Bob Belcher a good dad? He's always very supportive. He's extremely supportive. They got a restaurant. Yeah.

I mean, they're not swimming in the money, but he always makes sure his kids are happy. I find if you had to describe me, as a dad, I'm a combination of the belchers. You do own a burger restaurant. I do own a burger restaurant. No, you do. I see a lot of me in the belchers, and you bring that up a lot. Because the mom is always like, I'm always wanting to look at photos of my kids and thank you for loving me.

It is funny. How sentimental. I am very sentimental. All right. So the top 10. Phil Dunphy, modern family. That's all right. That's a good dad.

That is a good one. Kind of dopey. I do like that one. I don't like the dopey dad tropes they do on TV. But at least with that one, like, it made sense. The hot wife made sense because he's a good looking dude. They didn't stick some hot lady with some poor, big gross, fat guy. Yep, yep.

Oh, text lines got a great point. I'm on their TV right now. They're watching on Twitch, so I'm their favorite TV dad. Thank you. And I'm on their TV right now, so I'm their favorite TV daddy. Oh. Number nine, Mike Brady. Brady Bunch?

I didn't watch a Brady Bunch, but I know he again. He seemed like a good dad, right? Seems pretty cool. I mean, he was definitely getting on with Alice, right? Wasn't she only like 40? Bro.

In real life stuff, isn't that that crazy thing that we don't like to bring up? Alice's age. Alice was 43 years old on that show. Yeah. She was younger than me. She was made to be look like a 60-year-old maid. She was Ann B. Davis.

was 43 when that show started. The only episodes of that I weirdly ever saw was when some random butcher would come over to that house and bang Alice. Her boyfriend, yeah. Or I'd be like, why would they not? Like, wait till I'm off work. This isn't my house.

But she lived there. Yeah, that's true. Where else she gonna do it? Yeah, that is her. She had a bedroom. Yep, yep. She had a bedroom. Yeah.

See, I didn't watch enough. Yeah. Number eight, Homer Simpson. I don't think Homer Simpson is a good dad. He, no, see, that's what I mean with the, I get it's cartoons. He strangles his children. Yes. Not even in the phone way.

Right? Chokes him. And he's always coming up with Kakamini schemes. Herman Munster from the Munsters? I didn't watch any monsters to really have a reference there. Me either. I don't remember. Here's some that we'll get into it.

These we know. Number six, Danny Tanner, full house. That's a good one. Danny was a good dad. It's a good one. He was a widower, right? His wife died right on that show? Yeah.

Was it a car accident? I don't know. It's tragic. Everything's tragic. But yeah, it was very weird. And they're like, kill that lady. As my wife always points out, they always got to kill the mom, don't they? Well, yeah.

Well, yeah. We're going to go see that house this summer. We're going to go see the full house house? It's a real full house house. I guess. We're going to track it down in San Fran. Dan Connor, Roseanne. I think Dan Conner was a great dad.

I like that one. If you messed with his kids, he was going to fight you. Yep. He went over and beat up. Yeah. What's his name for Jackie? Yep. For Jackie, he did. I remember that guy.

How's that guy's knee? I don't remember his name. That's going to bother me. You'll find it. Somebody will tell you. Because it was like a weird name. It wasn't like, you hit Mike. Mm-hmm. No. Wow. I'll get it later. Carl Winslow from Family Matters. Okay. He was a good dad. He was a provider. Fisher.

Fisher was his name. You hit Fisher? You beat up, Dan, you beat up Fisher. You didn't. Carl Winslow's a good dad. Carl Winslow's a good dad. That's good. I don't like that one, even though. I mean, again, and you know, in that weird conspiracy theory, he was a good dad, except for he killed that kid in Detroit. Oh, and he's on the run, yeah in Chicago. He moved, he moved over there, get away from that.

Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers. That is a really good one. He is very supportive, opened a lot of things. Smok, cracked that one time. Andy Taylor from the Andy Griffith show. I didn't know any of the Andy Griffith show. I knew that was going to be on there. Boomers love that show, though.

That's that. Back with America. used to be America. Women knew their place. That one. Number one I don't agree with. Number one is Al Bundy from Marriable Children.

Dopeg. I mean, he was a provider. I get it, but what makes him... He never seemed happy, but I guess that was part of, like, the family dynamic was they all knew he wasn't happy. He always... It took care of him, though. He worked... He hated his job, but he did it.

But again, that was one of the... Until he got really good at it and all the sexy ladies wanted him. That was one of the very first instances I remember of being young, but still knowing enough that it was confusing that he didn't want to have sex with his hot, hot wife. They tried to try to convince us that Peg Bundy was not hot. She was hot.

Yeah. Oh, no, the super hot chick's always trying to touch my junk. Yeah. Ew, gross. I know. Ew. Like, bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Right?

Oh, man. But there was that episode where some of the... reason. I don't know why all the ladies at the shoes don't remember that. Yep. And then Pegg was like, well, what if Al leaves me? And they were all worried. Yeah, no. Not that happened. Weird episodes for a while where the dog talked. The dog did talk for a minute. He was very sarcastic.

He beat up any boyfriend that hurt Kelly. That is true. Yeah, that's true. He would beat him up. Yeah. He supported. Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah. So, I agree. He was a good dad. All right. I'll take it. It's just a shocking that

that's been out forever and I've heard a couple of these lists before and it's always Homer that's number one so it's interesting that he finally made it well I think you're forgetting a major a major fact with Al Bundy is that he scored four touchdowns

in a single game that is true in the 1966 city championship against Andrew Johnson High is a and on the Polk he's the only one that technically kind of gets on the list twice somehow

The dad. He is a good dad on that too. Of the guy that, or the lady that he, you know, Phil Marries. Yeah, he is a good dad. He's double dad. So if he ever got a. Yeah. The biggest glow up ever.

He's a good dad to her son, their son. Yep. He's the dad that steps up. Hey, hey. Hey. 8.91065 K rock. Eyeball says take a package of thin mints, make a pie crust, fill it with chocolate pudding cover.

Cool whip. Eyeball. Shut up. Oh, sorry. That sounds delicious. No, that chocolate cover, some garnish. I like stuff like that and like a grasshopper pie. Yeah.

Grasshopper ice cream. I still haven't had a dirt pie or dirt cake. Oh, yeah, no. Ever since we talked about that, you're right. I didn't get that. I was going to make it and I just didn't. Guys, and you might not be as so chronically online, you know what I'm talking about. and I'm not here to sell anyone's business.

Just his own pants. This dot cake phenomenon is so stupid. What's dot cake? Google a dot cake. I want a dot cake. Dot cake. What is it? I want a dot cake.

It's literally a cake with sprinkles. But because influencers are buying them, they're like, the new viral thing is dot cakes. You see it? Yeah, I don't understand. Exactly. There's nothing to understand.

They make a cake in a cup and they put a complete layer of round sprinkles on the top. Yeah, okay. And people are lining up for it. And I'm like, it's cake with sprinkles. You, have you never had a birthday cake? That's a birthday cake. They're doing one. And again, I'm not against anyone's business. I love you cake bar. I hope you much success. But cake bars has one. Okay. And I saw, um, I've seen people go down to cake bar in Syracuse and get, um, which is fine. Go do your thing. It's what's viral. That's why. It's what's viral. That's why. But it's literally just a cake with sprinkles. And shout out to cake bar for making some money on.

No, make money off of viral things. That's, I don't blame you. But it's like, it's not a thing. Interesting, though. It's a cake and a cup with sprinkles on it. Yeah, as it is. But they do that influencer thing where they drag the spoon across the top. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. You hear the sound. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh. Yeah. Oh. I do sometimes like that when they do it like on a crust.

Oh, yeah. Like a steak or like that. Or they run their fingers along their iced coffee. coffee or whatever. But yeah, no, that is a silly thing that that makes, if you can be required things, then you can be an influencer. Come with me. Come with me.

A dog king. A dog king in Canada. Duck cake. I'm literally obsessed. It's a cup of cake. I love cake, though. So, I mean, if they want to hook me up with some cake. For sure, for sure.

Let's go. Cake. Can you think of the strangest thing any of your talks has ever eaten? I'm reading this article on The Guardian. and some assing. Jughead ate that jar of Vaseline on Christmas Eve. Oh my God, that's right. That one year.

Rescured. He squirted poop like a... That's so gross. So, gross. Like a soap dispenser. Freddy has not anything weird. He's gotten into things he shouldn't have. Like he'll get in the garbage from time to time.

Then he gets the tummy ache the next day. Yep. But nothing weird that we need to call the vet for. Spack one Christmas. Underneath the Christmas, opened a bag, opened, like, unwrapped the wrapper of the present. It was a bag of Hershey

kisses, opened the bag of Hershey Kisses, individually unwrapped and ate almost the whole bag. Perfectly fine. Maybe a little poop, but it was just content for days. I think it's Baker's chocolate that's dangerous for dogs, not like the milk chocolate. But you're just not supposed to give him chocolate

because that's a dog, so don't give him chocolate. But yes, it's that. No. But yeah, just... The dog got the little wrapper? You could count every, I'm sure. She probably had to wrap her, too, but every damn one. She's like, I don't want the wrapper, I want the chocolate.

That's awesome. So I'm reading this article here. This guy's dog ate the F-11 key off a keyboard. Okay, yeah, that's... Sure. There we go, okay. This dog ate two pounds of sand. Like, I know the dogs, they're not, like, intelligent, but they know sand isn't food, right?

Sometimes I think they're just stupid. They'll eat dirt. Yeah. She needs some dirt. Yeah. All of my garden lawn sprinklers. Oh. Okay.

Just. But like, what are they eating them for? There's no taste. Or are they eating or are they destroying? It says eating. Okay, yeah, because the Elsa does that. People have had to have their dogs like stomach pumped because they ate something stupid. Yep.

We had a cat that ate tinsel off the tree growing up and then it would poop tinkle strings. Cats, yeah, that's when dogs. With dogs, you got to have the tinsel up there. Stupid dogs. Bob making nerd jokes. I ate the F5 key before it was refreshing. Because you use F5 to refresh browsers. So he's making nerd jokes.

Out. Taxline had a dog eat a quarter pound of weed was high for a week. That sucks. We had someone here eat it all of. I gave them a big sample pack of gummies. And they left them stupidly where their dog. could get it and their dog ate almost all of them. It was fine because it's just weed.

You're just, your dog's gonna be really high for a while. And they were. I gave Freddy those little CBD treats. He likes it. And he was cool as a cucumber. Like, what's up, bro? It's a dog ate a TV remote.

No. Tom's dog ate a whole dish towel, another time made an unopened bag of Reese's peanut butter cops. Yeah, those are delicious. Belanche's dog ate an entire bush with the Christmas lights on it. She also ate the ant traps that were in the garden. Oh my God. Showgirl Kristen, when Mike Doberman, when he was a puppy, ate a rock.

Then it got stuck in his intestines and cost over $3,000. Oh, stupid dogs. Come on, dogs. Dog. What do you do, a dog? Knock it off. Oh, man. Anyways, what else does your dog eating?

What's some dumb things your dog is eating? Our friends from East Coast, Emerald. Scott and Cheryl are back. Hello, friends. Good morning, everybody. Because we are moving. And that store in North Syracuse is in blowout mode, right? Yes, it is.

Trying to clear all of the accessories that you've got. So run down what the deal is right now, Scottie. All right, so we are in blowout mode. Everything in the store is 50% off. Wow. The less, no exclusions. So everything. We're also going to take it one step further.

If you purchase more than one item, we'll give another 10% off. So three or more items, another 10%. So you can get up to 60% off right now at East Coast Emerald. They do not want to pack up this stuff. Go buy it. No, yeah, it's no glass. I think everybody's going to be excited, you know, with our next chapter coming.

Okay, cool. We have some plans. Okay. We just can't be in the location than we're at right now for certain reasons. Sure, sure. And we're going to miss that place. That's where we started. Yeah, yeah.

You know, I mean, you guys, the show has been amazing. Yeah, you've been there for a while. Yeah, it's been a minute. You guys are family. but so let's get back to it. We're also going to be having a live event there. Live cocoa puffs, blowout cocoa puff. So next here's how it's going to work.

Next Thursday, since you're leaving work, right? Next Thursday? Was it Wednesday? No. We were going to do it on, all right. It was, we're going to get with Super Salesman Scott. Sure. We can do it whatever day you want.

Do you want it? I'll leave it up to Cody. You want to do? I'd rather do it on the Thursday. We were going to do it Thursday. at 5 and then re-air it at 7. Excellent. So we can do that. All right.

So what we'll do? Thursday at 5 because we figure people are leaving work. Once you get home, you don't want to get back out. So we want to be where you are in your car. You stoners. So at 5 o'clock, Cody and I will both be down at East Coast Emeralds. He'll do his live Coca-pop show. I'll show you all the good stuff you guys at.

You're going to get those deals and then I'll re-air it that night at 7 o'clock. There's also going to be some special stuff going on that day included in to those deals. Cool. Cool. Cool. We're going to have a ticket giveaway. Cool. We're going to do some Five Finger Death Punch ticket giveaway.

Oh, awesome. Oh, nice. We're also going to do a Godsmack ticket giveaway here very, very soon. Okay. So we have those things. You can also, anybody who comes in and supports our local business gets to spin the wheel. There's going to be a ton of free stuff. So come on down and support us as we make this move.

All right. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to jump back over in Twitch. Well, you're going to listen to Five Finger Death Punch right now. Get us into the top of the hour. Scotty and Cheryl are going to tell you a couple of the couple of specialty features that will be happening there that night as well. We can't talk about on the radio, but East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse only open for a

couple more weeks at this point. They want to clear out that store, and that is to benefit you. You are going to save money. And, of course, if you are in Twitch right now, follow that link, follow the club link right there in Twitch.tv.tv. combe. Thanks, guys. Thank you.

Thank you, everybody. Five-figure Death Punch. You will win some tickets possibly to see them, courtesy of Khan in the afternoon. or like Scottie said earlier already. Just I don't know. Let's be giving away some five-finger death punch. Think about that next Thursday. That'll be fun.

We'll be fun hang. We'll roll into your 90s at 9. Here's your schedule events for today. All right. We're going to do this gaming stream. We're going to do hockey because if we get to a game seven, we're going to do full 20-minute periods for a game seven. We'll play for 60.

Four minutes. So we'll play that. But today we're going to see if I can maybe keep it alive. Cody could win the Stanley Cup right now. I've decided that it's better. It's been a while since I've gone full-bore hit-stick style. I'm going to have to hit you. All right.

I'm going to hit him. Scotty believes in you, buddy. He believes in you. So we're going to jump into our gaming stream. Gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You are buying from Ryan. And then we're going to head up to the Napa Auto parts of Mexico, New York. Mexico New York.

10 to 4. Today is their one-year anniversary. Ron Capp's on site. Bunch of tool deals. Bunch of great offers. Make it worth your time to get over there. Save some money. today and then back on Twitch

tonight at 7 p.m. for Whiskey Wednesday. Presented by East Coast Emeralds. I'm sure Scotty will be in chat tonight. I will definitely be in chat. Scotty will be in chat. So we'll be live tonight. Hey, oh, more giveaway. He's feeling very generous. He's getting loopy in his old age.

That's all he's raised mixed with the red. Twitch. That TV slash the show or the show.fm for all the links and live stream. 90s and I kicks off. with 311. It's K rock.