The Show - BREWER UNION

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

The second stop on the KROCK Diner Tour brings us back to Brewerton & the amazing Brewer Union Cafe. We are overfed & very happy.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. It's another Friday. Oh, my goodness.

in the month of April, and that means we are out at another diner for the K-Rock Diner Tour, driven by Bermannw. We're here. And this morning, we are in for... Coco's old stomping grounds. You lived in Brewerton for a minute. Yep, I lived in the apartments way back past, down this road back here. Not the first set.

It was like Lake Point back there or whatever. Very nice. Like, way too nice for me. I didn't have to go over the bridge. That's over that way, right? That's under construction. Yeah, that one over there. You don't have to go that way?

Nope, nope, nope, came the other way, but I did remember seeing that from the businesses' postings over there. Yeah, it's like a neat little temporary bridge they built over there. It's scary. Yeah, I don't want to drive over there. It reminds me of like... I'm sure it's fine, but I don't know. Yeah. It's like in the village back in the day when we switched from the big green bridge to the one you see now in Syracuse.

We don't upgrade our bridges in Phoenix. No, no, you vote to not. We stick with our one lane and we're happy with it. And then you vote to keep the one lane. We're going to stick with it. And then even after a dump truck hits it and we could, this would be opportunity since the bridge is closed to make it two lanes. Now, we're going to stick with one.

Listen, and not even, don't even worry about putting, you know, lights that are any different. Let's just make a nice normal lights. We like what we like. Please don't mess with it. We are at Brewer Union Cafe. What an exciting morning it is going to be down here. We're back here for the second year, right? How many years have we done this diner thing?

Two, well, I mean a couple, but I think this is only the second. All right. So we're back here for the second time. Right. Last year, we just noticed our poster from last year's hanging in the wall up there. How cool is that? I love it. A little homage to last year's visit.

I have not seen Christian yet, but I have told he's going to come up with some amazing things this morning. I am looking at the K-Rock edition specials over on the board. Let's run through. What will be available at Brewer Union this morning? Okay. We've got the Showbro meat platter. Three eggs, potatoes. Yeah.

And a three to four pound tomahawk steak. Yep. Now that is $80 because of the tomahawk steak. I think that's thing is, yeah. So that's going to be a challenge for somebody. If they're coming down, they're going to spend money on that. Yes, that's a, yes. The silly with a tomahawk steak.

All right. Now, coming back down to earth with some prices. The Hoosier Daddy? Potato chip breaded, pork, pork, cutlet, topped with sausage gravy and two eggs. Yep, I'm eating that. Yep, I'm eating that. Yep. The Mac.

I guess that's referencing someone. I don't see a Josh up there, but all right. The O-G. You're the O-G. The Mac. Creamy-smoked Gouda-Mac and cheese with bacon crumbles, chili-crisp oil and fried eggs. What's that?

What's chili? I don't know. Christian makes up things. I don't know what he's doing back there. When he backpacked through Malaysia barefoot. He met an unhoused man in Trinidad who taught him the way to make. He found. He found a guy.

who had a chili crisp oil recipe. Free-range chili peppers. He saw a man pulled over on the side of the throughway one day, and he taught him how to make a fried egg like you've never experienced before. He had to smuggle the old man back in a backpack over the border as his baby. The OG is a... I'm going to call myself the OG. That's, yeah.

Oh, I mean, who's your daddy is, I'm also a daddy. And then it says, half-pound burger with bacon, cheddar, shaved romaine, and a top secret song. on a hard roll with fries. Oh, that. And then also. That's what I was thinking of right underneath that. I couldn't remember the other.

That's, remember I was asking about the drink? The Christian's Southern Sweet Tea is back. That was. I'll be drinking about a gallon of that. Mm-hmm. And Abby's Hibiscus tea. Did we have that last year? I did, and I liked it.

Yeah. I did. They're both delicious. The food. Yeah. Everyone in chat is saying chili crisp oil is good. And I won't say what it is because you got to get here. But, shh, secret menu.

Where's, oh, the secret menu? I ain't saying that out a lot. You have to come and see it. Come down and see it. You got to see with your eyes. We are at Brewer Union up until 9 o'clock this morning. Come on down and get yourself something to eat. Good morning.

This is K. Rock. We're about to get lit. We're about to get lit. Oh, it's lit, my friend. As Christians breaking down, the foods we'll be experiencing throughout the morning here. I feel like I'm not worthy of. I don't be like I'm worthy of a Tomahawk steak. That's a ridiculous amount of steak, but I'm going to eat it.

I'm going to sample. and you and I are going to split it up and get eaten in here. Yeah. Okay. We're having a good breakfast date. We are at Brewer Union and Brewerton for stop number two on the K-Rock Diner Tour, driven by Bermuda. BM. Thank you to anybody who wants to stop out and see us this morning.

I'll run through the menu again later on, but it's pretty nice. Just so you know, if I'm going to be getting you a tomahawk steak, you're putting out. Oh, I am? Oh, I am? It's the implication? Yeah. It's the meat implication. It is.

Well, good morning, everybody. Yes, here we are. How was everyone's Thursday yesterday? Good. Yes. Little Coco Pop's last night. It was. It was good.

Weather was nice yesterday. Oh, man, other than if it wasn't for that stupid wind, I don't know if you had the wind. It was windy. Yeah, it was cutting. Oh, my God. If it wasn't for that, we would have been possibly top day. There were times when I was standing out on my balcony. It was legit hot.

Yeah, when you were in the sun, I always gauge it by Freddie because he'll go find a little spot of sun on the floor and just lay in it. And I go, I want to go sit in the sun. Yep. And you go out there and that hits. But the wind was pretty nasty. It's just so nice. So nice.

Can't wait. This is an approach that I've been, I've been, had the idea of for many years. And that's putting a moat around the house. I like the idea of a moat. I've seen moats. I mean, we don't use moats enough. Well, because, you know, we've achieved water travel. Yeah, we have, but think about that.

Like, you're a home intruder and you approach a home and it's surrounded by a moat. Yeah. Well, or it's picking my... Draw bridges up. It's piquing my interest. Uh-huh? Because what do you've got in there? Well, India is using live crocodiles and snakes along 110 miles of their border.

Well, you're just being a jerk. Creating a biological border that aims to address security gaps along a, certain unfenced area of their border. The prime minister says he's trying to do crackdowns on immigration and all the whatever they're dealing with over there. But I'm saying you put snakes and crocs in a moat around

my house. You ain't crossing that moat. And Pakistan will be paying for all of the snakes and the all the gators. Nepal would be paying for all the all the aigators. How are you going to keep the gators and the snakes in that area? Wouldn't they be like I don't want to work border

security? I'm out of here. Like, are going to have, like, fences? Like, like, you're going to, so you're going to put up, like, a mini zoo. Like an underwater zoo? Because you can't just be like, we dug a ditch and we hooked them in. Stay alligator. Yeah. Okay, bye.

Yeah, it's going to do alligator stuff. It's going to want to stay in there. Yeah, they're going to go leave. I would imagine. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's, it's 110 miles, so maybe they won't. I'm trying to think of that. Maybe they'll stay within 110 miles.

Because, like, just here to, like, your house isn't. A hundred and ten miles, obviously. No. But just think of a ditch. Mm-hmm. Doug from here all the way to your house. Dig, Doug, ditch, ditch, ditch, Doug. And that's filled with alligators and snakes.

Now, times that by like four. And why that? That seems excessive. And alligators and snakes get along. A gator's not going to eat a snake? I'd imagine they'd probably be around each other, but if they wants you, I bet a gator would pop a snake. If it's a little quick little brink.

It hasn't eaten enough, and it's been a while. Or ever seen them cool videos of like a python wrapping around a gator type deal? Yeah. So, I mean, depending on the snake, Who wins in a python gator fight? I would say it would have to be who gets the upper hand or who's like, if I'm the gator and I'm stalking you and you don't see me coming, I probably get you. But I imagine it's the same if I'm the python and I like drop out of the tree.

I don't know. Yeah, I think because the gator has, I don't know the term, so I'm just going to make these up. Gator has nipping ability. It can nip it. Yeah, you can get you real quick. Fast. Once he is down. That's the thing that they can't, yeah.

But if a python avoids the nipping ability and does the suffocation ability. And does, because have you ever seen them grab like a mouse? They strike. And then they're talking about a snake. Yeah. Yes, they do. Curl around. They do that death roll thing.

That's what I mean. So if he can surprise the gator. I would imagine. Well, we need to bring back that show. Wasn't there a show on Discovery for a while that put random animals up against each other? Those are still on every once in a while. Those are clutch. That's great.

Those did it for me. Or like the pumas that will jump out of the tree into the water. Yeah. Just because he's like, you know what? I'm going to try to eat that real quick. Yeah, I saw a video of a guy. I would never do this, but I saw some like, must have been like an African safari where they were letting the people on the Jeep feed hippos.

No. And I don't think you do that. I don't think you have hippos. No, because the second, one hippo is like, I don't like you here. Yeah, like, you're going to run out of watermelons eventually, and then they're going to want your head. You're going to run out of watermelons eventually, and then they're going to want your head. The Joshua Girls went away.

You're going to run out of watermelon at some point. That hippo ain't satiated yet. I like the way they run because they run fast, but they're off kind of sideways. They do. That's how I might run. Coco's got a cheeseburger mug with some coffee in it. Hilarious. Were you up late last night?

Was there something on TV last night or no? No. Now you're just watching old manias, you said? Yep. Just trying to, I started it a little bits of number one, just because, I mean, first couple I've seen 30,000. I mean, you've seen all 30,000 times, but. So you're starting WrestleMania 1?

did. I started and I'm on, uh, it was it, 17? Because I'll watch it as I'm falling asleep, so I'm not watching all of them or whatever, but there's some where you forget some of the things they did. Like just the people they had and the matches they did. Yeah, it's how many? Like, there's, is there 50 of them now? Uh, Ford is this 42? 42. Sorry, there's over 40 of them. Yeah, that's insane. And where are you watching? They're all on Netflix. Netflix still? Yeah. Very good. They, they they're trying to make it similar to where everything's kind of close together. Like they have like, they're called like the vaults. It's like the Rustomania vaults.

I'm gonna say vaults. Because man, that first incarnation of the network was so damn easy because everything was right there. Yeah. It was easy to find. And then Peacock just made it impossible. They just pieced things out and together and the Netflix wasn't, I don't know. And then what's happening tonight?

They're backing off this McAfee angle. Is that what I read? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, they said they're adjusting because of the reaction the Pat Macavid. I don't know. I feel like they're going to go even harder. You do? You do?

I bet he's not going to like that. I bet he's not going to like that. I bet he's going to say something about that. Because I try to stay off the internet the way everything is spoiled. It's all spoiled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, tonight there'll be this and this and this. Expect this.

And it's like, well, I want to watch and go, wow, I didn't know that was going to happen. No, I saw an article. It could be wrong. You know, guys, you guys are more knowledgeable about this stuff. But they were saying, like, something about how. the McAfee thing was not well except, like well received. So they were adjusting accordingly or whatever, but I don't know. We'll see. I don't know.

Or they will adjust accordingly by having McAfee lean into that. Yeah, and just be superhealing. Oh, you're upset then. Oh, I'm sorry. Again, White's Farm Supply bringing us another gift from Cabota. We got Cabota hats today. Again, I'm to be clear. That's my favorite tractor.

If I had to pick a tractor, that's what Cabota is my favorite. Oh, I don't even have, if I had to pick, there is no choice. There is no choice. There is no choice. If you show up with a non-coboda tractor, then I don't want to talk. Wait, crazy. But again, as we established last week, if you are a business in the area, you are required to come. And what is it called when you give gifts?

Like, not tithing is when you're in church and you tithe your income. What is it? Like you give an offering? You give an offering to us? Local businesses are required to present us with an offering. Come present us an offering? Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's acceptable for this year to the kind of tour. All right, okay. It started last week, if you weren't tuned in last week. Yep. White Farm Supply kicks it off. Yep. They bring us some rulers. Yep.

And then the Ace Hardware up there, the rabies, I think it was called. I forget. Oh, don't do that to me. No, Berks. Burks Home Supply. Yes, sorry. Sorry, yes. Burks Home Supply brought us T-shirts.

Yep. And then Tyler from Misfit game, stopped by with Pokemon cards and T-shirts. So now when Brewer it's in. What's up? What's up? Also, wasn't there like a good Pokemon card? in that too? I guess so I got to ask Tyler.

We're going to see him on Monday. We're going to see him. We're going to see him. Bring it. Appraised. What is this worth? And then sell it back to him, the free card he gave me. Right.

I'm trying to think, because there's a lot around here. Yeah. A lot of, I was waiting to see where the sun to come up, how many fishermen would be here doing their boats. Dude, there was a ton of people. I was taking the back roads up. A ton of people loading up fishing poles I saw this all this morning. Is today a thing?

Maybe you're just off on a Friday? Yeah, it's just Friday and it's nice. And the lake is right there. And it wasn't the last, like, couple days, everything with the flooding and, like, those fast rivers or I don't know. Oh, is that a thing? I saw some new story that, uh, the trout season or something to start got weird because it was too much. I think I know it was flooded for a while. Everything was running too fast.

Well, last night, the Toronto Blue Jays, I'm going to ask you if you can guess. Oh, okay. They had 77 hot dog, 77 cent hot dog night. Oh, another one of these ones. Oh, man. To honor their 1977 inaugural season. Okay. How many hot dogs do you think the Toronto Blue J sold last night?

Hold on. It's 77 cents. Let me bust out a calculator real quick. Okay, go ahead. Get your guesses in, if you know. Chat, how many hot dogs do you think? Let's see. I'm going to go. Toronto Blue J's sold.

This. It's 77. Hostal Amanda says a throw-up amount. 15,000. 15,000 is your guest. Anybody else have another guess? 15,000. Easily 5,000 coming in on the text line.

The Toronto. Blue J's sold 100,000 hot dogs in one game during the Dodgers match up. That's an unacceptable amount of hot dogs. Listen, that's coming from me. That's too many hot dogs. Don't even dump this. I'm just going to have to swear. You fat.

Ask how many seats are in Toronto Blue J. Stadium. I just said by 2000. Ask Cody A.A. how many seats are there? How many seats are in Toronto Blue Jays baseball stadium? What is it? Rogers Arena maybe or something.

Roger Center. Home of the Toronto Blue Jays currently has a seating capacity of approximately 39,000. Bro, that's three hot dogs a person. Yeah. Guys, come on. And not everybody ate three hot dogs. So that means some of you ate like 10 hot dogs. Oh, I'm sure there was a Josh in the crowd.

I couldn't do 10 hot dogs. You don't think you could do hot dogs? Oh, now you're putting me on the spot. You have about two and a half hours. Oh, over the course of the whole game? It's two and a half hours. All right. I would assume it's, though.

whole thing, not just like, you know, sixth inning coming? No, it's not. The Blue Jay sold 100,000 hot dogs by, hold on. Oh, no. Oh, no. By the seventh inning, they sold 100,000 hot dogs. It wasn't the whole game. So that's what, in an hour and a half?

Hour and a half? You sold 100,000 hot dogs? That's all. Toronto? That had to be just people being like, the damage that has to. due to their septic systems. I'm concerned about the Toronto

infrastructure now. I was going to say the Rogers Center itself was like, good, they're going to eat these and they get that. And then they go home with it. Yeah. And now the amount of stress that's putting on. Like, are they bringing them home? A bunch of glissie masters. They could be bringing them home if they're wrapped

up in that like tinfoil crap. You know what I mean? Sure. They're just being like, no. Sure, if you want to give people the benefit of the doubt and say they took home. I'm trying to because It's, wait, let's see, maybe it's a, I want to know. Even if they took home, 20,000 hot dogs. Yeah. That's still two hot dogs per person eating during that game.

This was yesterday? Yeah. How many people attended the Toronto Blue Jays game 4-9, 20-26? Is it going to know that? There's got to be attendance. Let's see, blah, blah, blah, blah, 37. So they had a big crowd. So they had a big crowd, but still, it wasn't even sold out.

It might have actually been Wednesday night, too, But you have the right number. Either way, it's probably right around there. Yeah, it's, it was the Dodd. And the Blue Jays won. They beat the Dodgers. Oh, did they? Yeah.

Hey. They got the, they got the glizzy power, I guess, going. But hide one of the most atrocious smelling stadiums we've ever met it. It's almost like it's filled with hot dog farts and burps. That's the other thing I didn't consider is they had to make 100,000 hot dogs. So do they boil them? up there? Do they flat top them up there? I bet they boil them for ease.

They have those just big effing pots. And is that like that's... You're just releasing, you're off-gassing hot dogs. And then there's just people. Into the atmosphere. I would like to watch it like a Netflix documentary about this specific feat. I turn hot dogs. Yeah.

And beers, you know they're full of beers. Yeah. It's not like it's hot up there, but it's still like beers. I wonder if they got a really good deal on the dogs, so they're like, guys, even if we sell them at a nickel, we make a profit. Yeah, they still made $77,000 off hot dogs that night. I don't know what they would have paid for them, but good move, I guess. Congratulations. That's too much hot dogs.

That's wait. That's coming for me, and that's too many hot dogs. All right. Did you say? How many do you think you do? Well, now that's a challenge I've got to do this. You have two and a half hours. You can do them the way you want, but you have to, here's what you got to do.

What? Because you like them boiled, right? I like them boiled, yeah, cafeteria style. Boil them up, and then you have to put them in the bun, and then you wrap them up in the foil, like a dole dog, yeah. And then you stack them. Make a whole, make 12. Here's the problem with me, though, is I've, I've, my body has adapted to snake meal. So if I ate three big hot dogs, I'm probably good for the rest of the day.

You got, we got to keep going. It's a two and a half hour challenge. It's not an all-day challenge. I don't know how many more carcinogens I can put in my body. We're about to find out. Oh, all right. All right. Let's see what's going on.

Let's eat them up. That's the hot dog challenge. I could probably do eight. I could do an eight-pack. You think so? And I'm not talking Hoffman's. Hoffman's are not regulation weiner. No.

I'm talking a ballpark. No, no, no, no. There's just a normal. Here's. Or a Nathan's. Honestly. Hoffins are off. That's wrong.

I'm not doing that. Just brainstorming out loud. You film that. Just you do it at your house. Put the camera on you. in your living room. And then the final... That's how I launched my only fans?

Well, just... Well, yes. Just speed up every time you had a hot dog. So the clip isn't, you know, two and a half hours. You're sitting there. It's just... I can do a time lapse. And then there you go.

We can sell it to a hot doggery. Or we could do one morning show. We could do one morning show. I'm down in dogs. That's the Fourth of July challenge. Because one's Fourth of July. Yeah, we work... I'm sure we have to work.

It's the biggest radio day. Why wouldn't you be on? Saturday. Oh, all right. So Friday. Maybe Friday the 3rd. July 3rd. We could do the, I don't know.

Put it out there. The Josh. I don't know. We've got to come up with it. At some point, my body's going to shut down. It's going to say you can't ingest this much meat. The Josh is jumbo dog challenge. The jumbo dog talent.

Well, not jumbo dogs. I don't want to say. No, they got to be little ones. We'll find somebody to get you. We'll get it. We'll make it an even like. Because you're going to have three hours. So we'll get like 20 hot dogs and we'll just put them in a nice pyramid.

And over the course, we'll see what you can do. All right. If we're on the air on the July 3rd, going into the weekend, God willing, we're still here on the July 3rd. I'll do a wiener off. People want to challenge me. You got to do it at your house. I'm not bringing people into the studio. No, no, no, no, no.

But you can go wean to wiener with me. And we can track show bros and show girls who are wean with me at home. Hey, a lot of you might have the day off. Feel free. If they want to do it right along with us in that patio. Sure. They can tailgate the show in our patio. Let's wiener off.

Let's have a wiener off. It's our big birthday, right? Isn't like America's 250th birthday? We're 250 this year, bud. Who knows how many more we'll have? I think this is pretty much wrapping it up. I think we're going to round it off at 250. Let's go do a big bang.

Yeah. Let's go out big. It's a good idea. Let's go out big. All right. Put it on the sales calendar. Weaner off. Weener off.

Come in July 3rd. Nick? Nick. Nick. Nick. Weaner off. July 3rd. It's coming up.

And no, Twitch at Rover. No, I will not be. No, Cody can't eat a hot dog. Oh, you want me to participate? I'll eat one, maybe. He doesn't. He hates hot dogs. He goes through it.

He hates hot dogs. But wiener off in it. This is K. Rock live at Brewer Union in Brewerton, enjoying a beautiful son. Where you got to go? Oh, that was out. And we'd be back. Thanks.

Don't we're eating. No, we are taking a little food break. Christian has started sending out the dishes. The first is the Mac. It is a creamy smoked gutta mac and cheese. with bacon crumbles, chili crisp oil, and a fried egg on top. Man, two fried eggs on top. And guys, Cody ate tunnel pasta.

So let's be proud of him. I did. He's expanding his horizons. It was so good. But all the sauce was inside of it. So it didn't, it did what it was opposed to do. Yeah, see, it's a very specific thing he avoids, and he did it. He did it for Christian.

And then that corned beef hash, yeah. Crispy corned corned beef hash, man. You're a big fan. I can't even explain it. I guess I'm on. I'm a corned beef connoisseur. I think you are, but we don't do Rubens. That's the thing.

I didn't realize I didn't like maybe the other stuff, because I've always avoided those for so long, but maybe it's just the other things I don't like, so I'd have to come up with a version because you know what? I bet I'd like on that. What? Some type of, like, Miracle Whip. But it tastes like a Miracle Whip,

because I put that on pot roast. I just did a gym face to the camera. No? I love Miracle Whip, but I don't think Miracle Wills belongs anywhere in a breakfast. Oh, no, I'd want it for breakfast. You'd want that, like, for a lunchtime? Yeah, for one I have a sandwich. Okay, gotcha.

Gotcha. But no, no, I cut you off. It is a nice, the sunset out here. Beautiful sunrise. I forgot how nice they always say sunset. They were telling us, too, they do a big thing down here for Fourth of July. They're going to be out here for the fireworks. I guess right out the front of Brewery Unions where you can spot the fireworks.

Yep. Yep. This area has a wicked big, fun Fourth of July thing. That fireworks display is top notch. Top notch. Because they put a little barge right out in the middle of the lake there. Set it off. And where I lived,

Lake Point way back there, it was so perfect because the balcony faced. There was a direct. There was nothing in front all the way to this. It was like a little mini, you know, like those like many places like in like lakesides and stuff. Yeah, like a little lake time. Yeah, we can see the fireworks from. Yeah. You might need to be a Brewerton resident.

Oh, I love Brewers. You got to look at houses out here. This is maybe your hood. That just on the other side. I told you I looked at that one where they're having that terrible flooding. On Beach Road. I looked at it one twice. But, no, it's a great area.

And, of course, as soon as I left all these awesome food assistance. They were waiting for you to go. But they were always, like, top desk was always over there and Rosie's. So there's always been awesome. They were waiting for you to get out of here for sure. Oh, they absolutely were. They were like, all right. Is he gone?

All right, good. And they continue to shower us with gifts locally, as is expected now at night. I mean, we of course. We should be. White's Farm Supply gave us some hats. Now our boys from Lockwood Distilling just gifted us some shirts. We even got a gift you can't give from our new friend Cassidy. I'm very excited about that.

You can't even buy this. Yeah. Follow Latitude Farm brought us some maple syrup from their homestead. Yeah. Be jealous of that. Be jolly. But again, we are in Brewerton. Any local businesses are required to make offering to the show on K.Rock here is we are in your town.

It's the least you can do. No odd contact. No eye contact. Do not speak to us. But do bring us gifts. Thank you so much. We are streaming everything on Twitch, by the way. You want to jump in our Twitch chat, K-Roc, C-N-Y on Twitch.

Yes. Big day, buddy. Now, I don't know about you, but going on vacation is fun. Getting away is fun. But my favorite day of vacation is the day you come home and you get to come home. I know. I know it's weird. You're a monster.

I am a monster. No. I love the coming home day. No, worst day. And that's today for the autumn. too mission today is their come home day yeah that's coming home today and they get to shower they get the shower in their own bathroom so probably not them but that's what i'm in my experience you get to take a dump on your own toilet which is nice and not the weird cylinder that they broke up

yeah whatever not the not the home depot that this uh that cost 35 million dollars or whatever that is yep i like to just come home take my clothes off start some laundry i might be alone on that maybe i'm alone on that. Maybe this is the only day. I'm the only guy that likes coming home from vacation. I've enjoyed the vacation. I get the other things, but as someone that I don't

need the comfort of my own shower. I like a hotel shower. I'm fine or not showering. Yeah, you do like to just bathe in it. Depending where I am. That's fine. You like to bathe in the blessed waters of Lake Oneida. Yeah, I'm going to say, if I'm at Verona Beach, I'm probably not showering. I'll brush my teeth. Yeah.

but I probably not. I've never, they have the showers there and the bathrooms and the RV that we have now, has a shower. Yep. I've never used any of them. No, bud. That's a brave admission. Thank you for telling everybody that.

I've never used any of the showers. Do you bring a bar of soap into the lake? No. I barely, I barely shower if I have to do it all. I'll wash my hands. I'll brush my teeth. I'm not showering. I'm not there for a week.

I'm there for a couple days. that's still too many days running around barefoot like Huck Finn You don't get like sweaty betwixt the cheeks And like your grundle I'm in the lake The lake is my The lake is poop fish water

That cleans you The lake is dirtier than whatever you've got People back in the day They just went right in the lake Yeah and they died of dysentery And they smelled that Well That's the cross-eye man

You can't say Gosh what's the big deal Back in the 1500s You're right? Oh okay yeah The peak of human hygiene They were dying in their 30s in their 30s and bathing in the lakes.

Damn it. Either way, they should. Nope. Well, today is come home day for the Artemis II mission, who has traveled further than any human has ever in history. That's weird. Hundreds of thousands of miles away from home. And now they're at the gas station loading up their snacks for the trip home.

Yeah. No, second day vacation is the best. Yeah? Like, I'm thinking of, like, say you're in, Verona again. You get like, yes, it's today, it's today. Right? Yeah, you're getting there, and then you're unpacking.

and it's like three o'clock or whatever. Sure. Okay. And then you wake up tomorrow. That is the best day of vacation. Then it's, or at Old Forge. And then like, now it's a whole day. I would agree. Second day vacation is the best because especially if you do get to unpack.

Yeah. Like my kids started that trend when they were real little. If you go to a hotel, they like to put the clothes in the drawers. Oh, if I'm in a hotel, I like to do that. Yep. I do all that. We never did that until we had the kids. And now you like unpack and you're like, okay.

This is my dresser for now. Although my only problem is that I always am positive. I left something because I take out everything. Oh, yeah, that would bother my OCD. I'd have to turn that room upside down. I'm a whole room. And then find things I don't want to find in hotels. I did that one.

We left Old Forge last summer, and I'm just looking under the mattress and, like, what are you doing? Yeah. What did you lose? I'm like, nothing. I had to get to leave here and know that nothing is here. Nothing, but I'm just, I'm positive that I did. That way, once we're two hours down the road, I don't go.

Oh, my headphone charger. It's out on the phone. They'll awaken today at 11.35 a.m. Must be nice, astronauts. Sleep in, White O's. Get a job. None of us are doing anything. Get a job. We got here at six. Wow. 1130 we're sleeping too. Okay. I'll arm on off at four something. Okay, astronauts. All right. By 150, they're just over three hours into their workday. They will begin configuring Orion for re-entry, stowing away gear that's no longer needed. Please put your belongings in the overhead compartment and lock the overhead compartment, please.

We don't care if you're watching a movie on your DVD players. Trays up. Can you please put your trays up? Please say it. Now we're going to have to ask you, please turn off your movies. Return trajectory correction three burn happens around 253 today. Don't ask me what that means. What you just call me?

It is a maneuver to adjust Orion's back towards the earth to put it. It's got to back into it. So like movie style, it's like. It's got a back. up into it. Back in right of it. It's like turning out of the thrusters. Uh-huh. And then I'm going to just... It's got a backup into it. Back up on it. It's got a backup into it. Final Orion landing prep will then take place. Back up on that ocean. From 3.20 p.m. until 5, they will resume configuring the cabin for reentry. Back it up. Back it.

All right. You're getting real close to where I'm not liking what you're saying. Yeah, then I don't like where it goes from here because I would think all of us. Well, I don't like the timeline that's lining up. Why? It's prime time. And no, it's time. I don't it's doing well no but like what's coming in at prime time yeah but like you keep saying five now what's the next time six seven eight um because if you're gonna say they're gonna splash down in the dark i'm gonna have to go home no it'll still be light a little bit but it's gonna get darker because that's not fair don't do that well they hadn't slept till 11 30 we could have got an earlier start on the day that's also true could have got out could have got up and moving can imagine that though you're out in

the space of nothing with all that and then you splash down it in the dark ocean and that's where you're the most terrifying. Yeah. And the times I'm giving you, by the way, Susan is correct. I'm giving you our time, East Coast time. So it'll be West Coast time. So they'll be landing in the middle of that day out there. Oh, I forgot the route.

It's San Diego. Sunday whales vagina. Maybe they can say eye to my dad. 320. I think he'd like to say hi to his dad. Burn. It's a lot of work. They're packing up.

And then by 505, the astronauts will begin working their entry checklists. That's not fair. So they have to like do it. everything. I feel like they should just splash down, get picked up, and be, like, pampered. They're astronauts. Well, this is the-

Hey, do you just clean up while you're in there? No. We were doing the mission of being the furthest away from the world ever. I see what you're saying. So you're pissed off that they got the Airbnb checklist or they got a- And make sure you do the checklist and put everything away we don't need anymore. We just risked our lives. Put everything.

Our mission was to not die. How about you put everything away we don't need any more? Did you put the laundry in the laundry, in the washer or? Oh, that's weird. Did you eat that in the fridge? Oh. Can you replace that? Can you put the toilet paper back on the roll, please?

I'll give you a four astronauts. 5.05, they begin their entry checklist, beginning the final work to return to Earth. Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth. And then starting at 6.30, East Coast time. They'll begin their official NASA coverage on space.com. All right. So it'll be in the middle afternoon.

You can live stream there. Their time. Around 7.15 tonight, the team will switch over. Communications with the Orion Integrity capsule from the D.E. space network. Still don't like this, though. Now you're getting into it. Now it's four.

The Orion crew module will separate from the service module. Okay. So, like, they're little, like, there's no other way for me to explain this. So kids, just go away for a second. It looks like a penis, but the head comes out the penis. That's what it looks like. Yes. Like the Orion is a big dawn.

Austin Power style. Yeah. Yep. And the capsule there in is just the hat of the penis. It looks like a. And that's going to separate. Big, huge. Dick Tracy is my favorite.

Exactly. Yes, that whole thing. That's where I started to get nervous, because anybody who grew up in the 80s knows that these space missions launch and reentry get very nervous. 733, the Orion crew module. They're calling it a gumdrop shape part. Okay. The head of the penis is now soaring through the air. We'll separate from the cylindrical European service model.

Oh, they do it European style. All shaped. Well, that all is going to say, well, mostly aren't they on circumcised? It wouldn't really look like that. That doesn't make any sense. Once separated, the service module will be discarded and reenter the Earth's atmosphere and burn up over the Pacific Ocean. So the module, hold on. So once they remove, so it's almost like, I don't know.

Okay, that module burns up. The crew module is what returns them to Earth. 737 tonight just after separating from the service module, the Orion crew will perform what NASA calls a crew module raise burn. Yes. Cody has a couple rays burn. raise burns on a nightly basis. A little big deal. Orion begins reentry for landing.

753 tonight. It will hit our atmosphere, slamming into the entry service, traveling at how fast you think these poor bastards are going to be traveling when they reenter our atmosphere. I don't even know like 200 miles per hour. 24,000 miles per hour.

I don't know space things. I wouldn't have guessed that. I wouldn't have guessed that. So they're going to look like the Simpsons episode then where they're just flying back in their skins all The heat shield protecting the base of the Orion will experience temperatures up to 5,000 degrees. Damn.

At maximum speed, the astronauts were feel about 3.9 Gs during re-entry today. Hell no. Then, because, of course, we've got to do this part that I hate, 13 minutes of radio silence, total silence. Well, they can't. There's nothing they can do, right? It will take 13 minutes from them to get from that entry point.

Yep. To the water. Radio blackout. I won't get you. Splash down tonight, you know, but somewhere after that, I guess. It deploys its parachutes, starting by 803. You'll start to see it like in our world again. I guess it's the best I can say.

That'd be crazy. Welcome back to Earth. It's not going to be clear enough to see it anywhere at any point, right? Like if you're like, hey, that dot. Oh, I don't know. That's it. Does anybody smarter than us know if we'll be able to see something re-entering? If you got a little...

Probably not on the West Coast because it took off in Florida. I keep forgetting West Coast, not Florida. It took off in Florida so we could kind of see it, but I don't think we'll see this one. 8-07 splashdown. Boom. Welcome home. Look at our poor innocent Susan in here. What you say?

It will land in the ocean around sharks. Yeah, Susan, it's not nice. That's not nice to do. Just talking about the sharks. He doesn't like that. So they'll float out there for a little bit. I know you like that part. Which is, I absolutely...

They're just in a capsule floating. Which I understand that you have to... to be, you can't, I mean, you're not going to know where they are. Yeah. But like, get close. Yep. Get real close. They got about an hour.

That doesn't make any sense. They got about an hour. They're just going to be like, well, wait, and then we'll go to you. Because I think they have a- Get your ass out there. I think they have a general idea. That's what I'm saying. So get out there.

And it takes them an hour. An hour. Oh, my God. The ocean is vast. The ocean is where water meets vast. Oh, no. I'd be so mad. I'd be like, you were doing, you were just having us thrust around.

rocket style in space and you can't figure out. You can't be here on time? Up to an hour. You can't be here at time. You can't even make like a half an hour. You can't start. Around 907 tonight, about an hour after they splash down, recovery divers and crews from the USS John P. Murtha will retrieve the crew.

Recovery team will send boats out, connected inflatable porch by its hatch. Hatch will open. And then no one will be in the ship anymore. No, because again, when they came back from the black side of the moon, it did that weird thing, like we said. They just didn't tell you about it. No, we don't know. They came back, and it was them being boarded by aliens, and then the transmission cut, and now it's just been conspiracy theory covered up this entire time.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Believe what you want. Yeah, the boats are out there right now, Susan says. They left last night, but Cody's mad that they can't get closer. But I'm just saying that's crazy that you're like, I don't know somewhere within an hour. Cody wants it hot bath style where you just put your foot in and you're out. You're just out right away.

Or, like, I don't know. You can see it. Hey, okay, there it is. Go that way. You're just going to wait and be like, Uh-huh. There it went. Uh-huh.

All right, we'll see you in an hour. We'll be over there at about an hour. I'll be like, why, what were you doing? They're, they're, they got a good guess. I know. They got a good guess. I know. Could be five hours.

Don't. Oh, my God. Any, any, if they say an hour, any minute over that hour, I'm losing my mind out there. Like, ask, I'm, this is a deeper dive, but I bet. if you look back into like our missions from the 70s and 80s, they weren't that precise. No, I'm sure it was like, we'll see you later. You were out there for half a day, probably.

Hopefully we'll get to you before your water runs out. Hopefully we get to you before, I don't know, the thing fills with water. We'll do our best. Stop number two on the K-Rock Diner Tour and oh my God. My favorite dish from last year has come back out. Yeah. I can't stop eating it.

Christian is warning me to slow down because there's more food on the way. I can't behave myself. We'll see how the day goes. It was crushes, bro. As that is the Hoosier Daddy, a potato chip-bredded pork cutlet. And I know you hear the word pork cutlet. And you're thinking of what that would look like in your head. Well, you're wrong.

You're way wrong. You're so wrong. Multiply that by five. And that's the size of this pork cutlet. It is definitely bigger than both of our heads. That was bigger than both of our heads. I don't know how you smash a pork chop to that size. Yeah.

I have tiny hands, but it made my tiny hands look like Uncle Jack from Zoe Sani. Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, I just, and then you got to still mix it with the egg. Yeah, you got to try it all around in the yolk. So, so far, we have had. And these are all on the menu right now. You got to get down here if you want to eat.

I know a lot of you are in transit to Brewer Union here in Brewerton. Who's your daddy? Now the cars are trans. Potato chip breaded pork cartlet with sausage gravy. and two eggs. I love sausage gravy. It's my favorite. The best sausage gravy I've ever had in the history of my life.

So damn good. We've also had the... By far. The mac, which was a creamy smoked Gouda mac and cheese with baking crumbles, chili crisp oil, and fried eggs. Also, that's tunnel pasta. And he ate tunnel pasta, which was a big deal for him. Because, yes, people are saying, well, that's the point.

It's supposed to get the sauce. That's why I don't like most tunnel pasta, because people's sauces don't get all up in. that. Yeah. But. Very good. When he was backpacking through Europe,

he met a man. Christian discovered. Christian met a man who made the best tunnel pasta. He was actually a wizard. It was in Northern Maine. He taught him out of cream the sauce. Yeah, Neil, Neil just left here.

We just said by to Neil. He's in chat, verifying how unbelievably huge this, this pork-trop, pork tenderloin situation is. That's crazy. It's crazy. I didn't even mean to buzz the yolk. It was a happy surprise.

Bye, Cassidy. Thank you for the syrup. Thank you so much. That's, but now you, I mean, not like I've discovered anything or a vegetarian, but now you see why I crush up my tater chips and put them into a thing. That's a great breading. Just because it's so good, bro.

I'm also sipping on Christian Southern sweet tea, which he said, quote, is a dessert. Yeah. Because it's a North Florida sweet tea, which means it's very sugary, which is, that's how I was raised. I'm going to have to get the hybiscus. That's why my parents had to spend so much money on dental bills, because I was making Kool-Aid with multi-scoops back in the day. Well, you have to have five scoops. Got to have five scoops. It's got to be a deep bread.

It's got to be a deep bread. It's got to be a deep red. What are we even doing? What's the point? Because the ice cubes are going to dilute it a little bit, so you've got to make it strong. And I'm going to drink a bunch right straight out of it because I'm so thirsty. That's why I'm making it. So you've got to have more water back in.

Yeah, I got to. And you got to do that little room temperature taste where you're like, or you do it in the spoon? Yep. Oh, man, it's just to be the best. Yeah. Talk about nostalgia. You come running inside to fill up that weird little, the little plastic cup. The weirdest cup.

Oh, the plastic cup. Did you have the little plastic cup? like the single solid color plastic cup from like the 80s. They kind of have like the little flared lip on the end. Yep, yep, yep, yep. He just come running in. You fill that up with some Kool-Ain. Don't touch anything.

Look at your hands. Oh, yeah, sorry. I did see a funny video that we should do a version of our version of it where the guy says, I'm going to come back from my lunch break like I'm coming back from recess. And he runs over to his desk and just grabs a cup and goes, okay. Okay, back to work. That did used to suck. Man, when you had something right after Jim,

uh-huh. Oh, that cool down? Mm-hmm. Oh, the worst. I think my kid has Jim first period this year. I loved that. You did? That was...

Because then you could just, like, clean up after? Well, because it made for more time, um, like, you could, in the morning, you weren't so stressed and rushed. I'm like, oh, I gotta get up. I got to take a shower. I got you to this. No, I got Jim first period. I brushed my teeth.

Yeah. Then that's it. Yeah. Do gym? Because I would always shower after Jim. I didn't care. You didn't care about being naked in the big room? No, I don't care.

Once you do team sports, then it's, who cares? So we are eating, we're drinking. There's so much on the menu to enjoy. There's also a secret menu. I'm not going to tell you about you got to come down and see it with yourself. I'm not going to tell you at all. What's on that secret menu? Shut up.

We're at Brewer Union in Brewerton. Come on out and get yourself something. Come on. K. Rock. I don't even need to do it. Now you do it for yourself. You put your finger up in the area. I got to make sure myself.

You know what's himself. Come on. This is K. Rock broadcasting live at Brewery Union in Bruton for our second stop. on the K Rock Diner Tour. We're eating, and I hope you come down and get yourself something to eat as well. Just come get some. Just shut up and come get some food. Shut up and come get some food.

Just trust. You're going to be happy that you do. Trust. This ties in wealth to the conversation you were just having in Twitch during the music there. And we know, Cody's fear of ticks, not a fan of ticks. He had a nightmare recently, you said, where you... It was weird. It was the weirdest.

After I had my tick fight there. The night, that same night that I went to the doctor, I had a nightmare that I had the, and I already forget the name, there's a disease you get from ticks now that it gives you a severe allergic, a react, yes, an analogy to red meat. And it was the weirdest dream where like, Alpha-Gal syndrome? Like, I couldn't, like, we were doing just random things, and like, I had to leave the studio. Like, I couldn't be, like, it was just, it was a weird, it was a weird nightmare. Alpha-gal syndrome is a serious, potentially life-threatening allergy that you can develop after a tick bite. Right? Yeah.

You do douchebags. Like, you already do Lyme disease, which wrecks people. You don't get to have two. Right? No, and I know all about Lyme disease because of how it greatly affected a woman on the real housewives of some show. Oh, no. I forget which version, but it made her very like, it was crazy how lethargic she got. Yeah, it really messes people up.

And, like, not even a joke. Like, that's how, I, like, I knew about it. But, like, that's, that show gave me, like, a healthy fear. Mm-hmm. Watching this lady's health just go from, she was a star to, I can't go to brunch. It's terrible. It is really terrible. So, you got to be careful.

You got to be careful with them out there, man. They are everywhere. They're everywhere. So when you get home on a nightly basis, just strip down, totally nude. Yes. Look at yourself over. And just, even before you, right before you come back inside, just send photos to the K Rock, Texas. You can help you look.

Yep. Just look down at your legs real quick just to make sure. Legs, underparts, pits, hair, belly. Because trust me, you don't want to have to be zooming in on a picture of your Bhole on your phone because you're worried that you have ticks and you're from your... I do love that that photo exists. It exists in a cloud somewhere. Somewhere.

It's on some Russian server somewhere. Who says I deleted it from my phone? Good point. No, I didn't. Because literally you opened up my... Like, you opened my photos. Yeah. And because I took so many because I was trying to see different things.

It was just a whole page of like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. And I'm like, all right, well, let me go ahead and delete that. Sinking your phone photos with all other devices now. Speaking of ticks, that's why this all ties in. Okay. You remember last year, well, actually two years ago now, 2004, Taylor Momson, from the Pretty Reckless. Yep.

Got bit by a bat. Yeah. Oh, no. She got bit by a bat when they were on tour in Spain. Did she get rabies? No. She got bit by a venomous spider this week in Mexico. No way.

Did she have to, like, get treatment and stuff? You know her from the band Pretty Reckless. We play her right here on K Rock. She got bit in Mexico, again on tour with ACDC. Wow. Oh, ho. We have a lock one ACDC combination. Yeah, the simulation.

She said, quote, it wouldn't be an ACDC tour if I didn't get bit. A massive spider decided to take a chunk out of me. And it's venom. Did a number on my system so bad, but I have wonderful doctors here in Mexico. That's crazy. I thought you could say from a bat gave her a disease because I see bats all the time out by me. They're always swooping around. I don't want to get...

Bats don't eat ticks, though, right? Because they got to eat bugs in the air. Yeah, I don't imagine they eat any of the grass. That's for opossums and such. So? Man, what spider was it? Did they... I only see the video on her TikTok.

Because it isn't it like a snake? Don't you got to be like, I got bit by? this so you can have this anti-batam. Does it say what spider? Because that's that funny Nate Bargettze about the snake. I was trying to get... I'm supposed to collect the snake after I get bit by it. I told you, did you save the tick after a bit of you?

The first time that I went to the doctor for that, I did save the tick and they didn't need it. This time, out of anger, I forgot and flushed down the toilet after I ripped it off me after burning it with a paper clip. And because Taylor Momsen is fine now, I feel like this gives her rock cred, like metal creed. You've been bitten by a bat and a spider now. Yeah, a poisonous spider took a chunk out of your flesh

while you were on tour in Mexico with ACDC. Like that's the most metal thing ever, Taylor. You are, yes, you get all of the- All of the cred now. The cred is yours. All right, well, at least you don't have it as bad as Taylor's Jesus. No, I can't even go out of the house, I guess, so I get in bed. I'm knocking on wood because I'm not sure, and I don't think.

I've never been bit by a spider, and I pick them up and all that stuff and move them around. No. So I don't. If I have, I wasn't aware of it. And if I have it, it was never like those crazy ones, because you know those, once I realized what they were, those big orb, we ones that really don't, nobody do this. You're not supposed to. I'm not supposed to. I would.

But I just pick them up and move them now. Yeah? Like that one that I fed forever that lived in Cicero? Is there in this area a spider I'm not supposed to talk? Yeah, there's got. Do we have some? There's got to be. Because I do the same thing.

There's got to be. I always have a respect for the bugs. I just gamble. When they get in the house, like, if one of my kids is like, do you a spider in the room. I'll go up there. I'll just cup it in my hand and I'll say, you've done nothing to me. I'm not going to do it. So you go out there and mind your business.

I always assume that they're going to understand that I'm taking you outside because you are going to die probably in here because there's no food. You got nothing in here. The brown recluse? Yes, they're venomous spiders in New York, but dangerous encounters are rare. the most commonly mildly poisonous is the yellow sack spider, while the venomous black widow is rare but present. And the brown recluse, not native, but can be found. Wishing Taylor a quick recovery.

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We're back. We're back. Oh, my God. That's been cooking for how long? Three hours, Christ. Christian? My. Guys,

I don't know how to... Yeah, the radio show. Let me explain to you what just happened. I... He brought out the show bro meat platter. Which is... I don't know what to do. A three to four pound tomahawk steak.

Potatoes and eggs. I'm speechless at how much meat is on... It's not even a plate. That's a serving tray. Go show the Twitch stream if you can. Twitch.TV slash K-Rock, C&Y. That is unbelievable. He said he started cooking it three hours ago.

So I guess if you want to order this, call ahead. Because, ooh. Oh, man, dude. I'll take a bite of that next break. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's perfect. What's the best potato ever?

We are live at Brewer Union in Brewerton. Sure, why not. Get down here. Today or any day. some of their delicious food. Christian's a madman back there. That was from when he was scoundering in Venezuela. I was in North Dakota.

He saw the finest beef cattels he's ever seen. And I killed that in North Dakota. When he was a man that I only knew by one name and it was Dave. When he was traveling through the tunnel systems of the Dakota, Dave. We only knew was a dusty mole man. Dave and I were living in an abandoned missile silo in Nebraska when he showed me the way to make the Tomahawk steak like this.

The only way to kill these cows were to befriend them and then strangle them in the night. The meat tastes better if they trust you. The meat tastes better if they trust you. And then that little bit of fear, as you look into their eyes, what do you kill them? Christian has the best stories. I told them last year, I'm looking forward to his book. He's busy making delicious food, but I'm looking forward to his book. Yeah.

We are here at Brewer Union. You know the rundown. I don't know thoughts anymore. I don't know thoughts. I don't know thoughts. I don't do with my hands. Because that just came out and I think shocked a lot of this. We weren't joking last hour about our July 3rd.

No. Glyzy challenge. No, I'm not kidding. I think that's a legit good idea. Well, I... Especially because I don't have to eat 12 hot dogs you do. I may have a conflict. I haven't checked my mail yet today, but apparently the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey saved the dates went out.

Oh, no. And it's July 3rd? They're going to... What's the word I'm looking for when you take something and you're going to hijack? They're going to hijack the first of July weekend. You're going to hijack people's 4th of July. They're going to hijack America's 250th birthday. Yeah.

So I'm assuming I will have one in my mailbox when I get home. Yeah. If not today, by tomorrow. I'm just saying I might not be at work July 3rd. That makes sense. You're going to have to travel. I would imagine it's probably summer. It's just down in the city, New York City.

Oh, really? So it'll be a quick trip for me. I know that Taylor and Travis are going to want to make a weekend out of it with me. And I just, we. Nothing like the hot pee smell of July. New York City to get married. How dare you. It's beautiful.

Celebrate the warmth. Oh, Cindy said it might be in my email. Oh, okay, I'll check my spam. Might be in my spams. Might be in my spams. Yeah, they're saved the dates, went out, just telling people July 3rd, Friday, July 3rd, New York City, be there. You know, we've tried to come on here a bunch and defend Taylor Swift and her being shown

at football games and Travis Kelsey and all this, and it's not the big of deal, and it's who cares and all that. But, like, we can't defend you. when you keep doing dushy thing. And like, but it's going to be on Fourth of July, you're the biggest one that America's birthday has had ever. And I know,

like, I know that her, like her circle doesn't roll like a normal circle. No, but like if I was looking at this in my life, yeah, that's the first full week that schools out. Yeah.

It's a long weekend. People are probably going to travel. Again, her billionaire friends probably, you can travel all the time. We're probably already planning things. It's only a couple months of weeks. It's not like you're like this is next year.

No, it's right now. You don't do this and get here. Come to New York City and make sure you get here and it's very cheap to stay and find all hotels because it's going to be very easy to find a place to stay in New York City on America's 250th birthday. Well, I bet people get out of town on the city. I don't know. I'm speaking as like a person that lives in reality. So I would have to have planned for that.

Her guest list probably is going to be just fine. If not, they probably already have a home. New York City. Yes, but it's still like... The save the dates went out. Page 6 is reporting. The save the dates do not have a venue. It just says July 3rd in New York City.

That's it. That's it. Because, again, we always use the South Park reference of, oh, we need all privacy. Privacy, yeah. Please, please, please. Guys, all privacy. All privacy. Fireworks.

That's the same thing with them. They're like, guys, please, privacy, privacy. TBD just save the date. In New York City somewhere. Yeah. Uh-huh. Can I get maybe a couple details considering you want me to just be in the city for you? Up to now, the rumors thought it was going to be on Rhode Island where Taylor has that huge estate.

Source says they wanted a larger venue that could accommodate more people. They wanted more people to be able to look at them. Are they renting on the Javitt Center? Like, how big of a new space do they need? Right. That's what I mean. There's not going to be enough news coverage in Rhode Island, New York City. Now there will be plenty of coverage.

For them just say, no, we just want a private day with the ones we love. You know, they'll downplay the hell out of it. No, it's crazy how you can see how his brother is the fun, like his brother and his wife are the fun. And we like watching them on TV. And then Travis and Taylor come out and we're like, where's your brother? Is he here too? Is he brother and wife here? No, it's just you and Taylor.

Because it's one of those marriages. Great. I mean, one of those relationships where they seem happy. God, have fun. Who cares? I don't care. But it does seem like Travis Koussey has to follow a lot of rules. Yeah.

So it's like I picture it being like if Jason comes over to their house, he's like, hey, you just, you can't wear shoes in the house. And we can't sit in that room because that's the nice room. And make sure, oh, you have to leave your phone over here because you can't. She's afraid of listening. Yeah, you can't be tweeting from the house because she's afraid you'll give out of detail the house. So no pictures either because then you give away a picture of her couch. Yeah, like she's really worried about her couches being photographed, so you just need to put your phone in the...

No, don't go into that room. That's the room in what your grandfather bought her first million records to make her a superstar to shoot her into superstardom. Oh, don't go on that room. I would imagine that it's probably one of those situations where you go to Jason Kelsey's house. Oh, you're having fun. There's kids all over the place. It's racked. Well, they shoot stuff there all the time.

Yeah, because it's the fun house. Yes. Everybody has had a friend who's in a relationship with a very... Strict, rule-following woman. That's what's given Taylor her success. Yep. And he's got to follow those rules. Which is always weird in our lives when you have to see that because you see those people.

And then you're like, ma'am, I watched you hook up with dudes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. On bar tables. It's the overcorrection. In the dirtiest of areas. And all of a sudden, you're telling me, please don't smoke weed before I come over? Yeah, when that couple goes from college to, like, adult. adult life.

Yeah. You can say stuff like, oh, I smell like weed. Oh, really? Okay. I, do you not smell like Goldschlager throw up in the frat house we picked you up from you? Yeah, I remember picking you up in the basement at Sigtah, but okay, no, we'll, I'll keep my shoes outside. You're right. Oh, is this the McDonald's bag you threw up in in the back of the seat?

All right. I'll throw that away of it. I'll make sure that I. Nine inch nails. Ahoy, hoi, ho. This is K. Rock, if you, like me, are excited to see nine-inch noise playing Coachella, nobody really knows who's going to be there.

It sounds like it's going to be Trent, Atticus, and Boys' Noise. That's who makes up nine-inch noise. Do you know, like, when they play? They were supposed to be today. Now they're playing tomorrow, both Saturdays at Coachella. Okay, okay. Eight o'clock, but that means our time, it'll be midnight. So you have to catch it on mid-night.

If they're playing eight o'clock on the West Coast, the stream, it's... California. Still 3. 3. So 11. So 11. Still late. I don't think I'll make it that late. But I really want to see the boys' noise set on Coachella.

It's tonight? I'm sorry. Saturday. Saturday. No, I'm sorry. Never right. I'm a idiot. As I say, Smackdown goes until 11.

It's three hours now. I don't know if I can make it. That's a late night for your boy. But I'm very excited next week. You're going to drop that new album, that 9-inch noise album, which is going to be the remixes of all the songs that we saw on tour. And they're performing at Coachella. That's pretty cool.

This whole 9-inch. noise collab. It's been kind of a shock for people. They're excited about it. I'm excited about it. Very neat. 11 o'clock Eastern is what I'll see you on tomorrow night. And the gifts continue, as they should. Now, if you have not come to a diner

tour, you need to know that when we visit your town, we are to be given tribute. And the tributes have continued. Cody, who brought us gifts now? The top of this, top pizza place, Jessica, over there at the top of this brought us.

Some of the sauces that you have not tried yet, my friend. I've not tried to top this pizza. This is their pizza sauce and then a garlic sauce? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And this was the spot that I used to go to when I was up here, man. Their pizza and wings and calzone roll.

Oh, yeah? But yes, however, this right here. That's the pizza sauce. It's the, well, it's the wing. That's the wing sauce. It's the top this sauce. Okay. I used to, because they didn't always used to make it so you could just,

go and get it. I used to be like, you can you just put a couple extra of the top of this sauce into some containers for me? Because I put it out of everything. Chicken tenders, you dunk your pizza in it.

Oh, good tip. It's that good. Jessica's her name you said? Yeah, and I can't. Thank you, Jessica. I can't remember trying the garlic one, but damn, that looks like a good garlic song. That looks good.

And a T-shirt. Oh, we got T-shirts, too? I mean, we continue to be showered with gifts here in Brewarton. as tribute is expected when we do our diner tour stops. It's the altar. It's the altar.

You still have time to get down here, obviously. Yes. To Brewer Union in Brewerton, the showbrough meat platter is in front of us. That's incredible. I mean, it's another otherworldly experience to eat that Tom Hock steak. It's worth scheduling it somehow with Christian to be like, listen. I heard about it.

I'm going to come up there in three hours. What about, can I set it up? For a Friday, well, you know, whatever. I'd never had a Tom Hock steak in my life, and that was incredible. No, I haven't had a good steak. I can't even tell you. I told you, for some reason, I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong anymore with my steaks. I used to be able to do a great steak, and now for, like, at least a year and a half.

Well, I think Christian kind of gave me a little bit of insight is that he said it was cooking for three hours. I think you've got to try more oven steaks. Are you doing Blackstone? No, no, I just in the winter I have because I have the little thing you can just put right into the oven. Okay, yeah. With the little. That's how I do them. I sear the outside to lock in the juices and then I oven them.

Yep, I put it right in. What the hell is the word I'm looking for? Broiler? No, what pan? Tray. No, the pan I use. Because I just use the pan. I cook it right in the pan.

Cooket tin. And then I put it right in there with it. Cast iron skill. The cast iron skill. Damn it. Cast iron skill, yeah. Because I have those. And then what I do is I have a steak size.

cast iron skillet that what I've even tried to do is that while I'm cooking the steak I had that and I have this other cast iron skillet in the oven heating up and stuff and I'll take it out put that on there and then put it back in yeah and it's close but like I don't know I'm just not I'm not dialing it in you'll get there he'll get there but I don't know what I'm doing wrong as opposed to what I used to do mm-hmm because I used to be able to knock a steak out of probably on a grill at that though right yeah that was the thing is that I was more used I just I figured I'd be able to just boom, boom, right back and forth. Now, Blackstone and Grills, two different worlds, totally different worlds.

Yep, no, someday. Microsoft has had to drop a disclaimer that we knew was coming, where they're saying, our AI assistant is for entertainment purposes only. Turned out too many people were taking it as biblical advice, giving people life advice and taking it way too seriously. Well, you can see the way that people are using it and what they're using it for. AI models, Chad, GPD, Claude, all these. Right, and their jobs and everything.

So I can see where they would be forced to then put out something because somebody absolutely would, I don't know, get their life ruined based off. Your AI assistant told me that I could just make it. If I invested like this and then I quit my job and did this, I'd be fine. Yep. That sounds like a great idea. Let me work up something for you. It really is like this hop-art thing.

It is. Although mine is very good at, I don't know, I have, is it the same thing? When you ask your phone, yeah, you're just asking Google. But is it the same AI setup or whatever? Google has their own AI model. Google is, I believe, Claude is Google, I think. Because mine is very, very good at being like. You're just doing, though, but what you're doing is you're doing advanced Google searching.

Your phone? Your phone ringing? No, not mine. I put mine down, and it made a noise. I was like, what did I just do? No, you're just asking for deeper Google searches. You're not asking for life advice. You're not like, no, it's just.

Hey, blah, blah, blah. I do that all the time. Like, I'll just try different, you know, AI models. When you ask, do you ask yours all of the things? What do you mean? Like, because sometimes I'll ask it something about, like, weed or something, and it'll be like, if you need help with drug it. And I'm like, bro.

If I Google, like, hey. Yeah. Are you having a gambling? Oh, I'm good. No, I'm good. I'm just want to see how fun it is to mix these things. Like, like, chill. Chill out, narc.

Right? Or, like, even with that, because I know it doesn't give you. you gambling. Like, you can't be like, who's going to win San Antonio? And we learned that it doesn't really do that great with like final four and stuff. But even when I ask it, like, hey, who is favored when it comes to, you know, breakdowns of it? And it'll be like, well, I can't give you really. I'm not really trained to be offering.

I'm like, I just want to know if Victor Wenbayama is going to dunk on this guy or not. Microsoft has quietly updated their terms for co-pilot saying co-pilot is for entertainment purposes. Only it can make mistakes and may not work as intended. Do not rely on co-pilot for important advice. Use co-pilot at your own risk. Is that what we have that summarizes our meetings and stuff? That's another summary thing. There's so many AI things right now, dude.

It'll all be consolidated at some point. It's very confusing. But, yeah, you shouldn't be using any of these AI things to really, like, help you. It's done great things for people who are like, I have a small business. Yes. And I need help doing X, Y, and Z. How would you recommend it? And then you read it and you digest it, and then you use your human brain to figure out if that's a good idea or a bad idea.

Your human brains. Or just use it to do ridiculous AI things like or I make myself fly through space with lasers and a goat. No, I did. Oh, who's a goat? I said, I said, I want to fly through space with lasers and a goat. And I said, make it look kind of like a Lisa Frank picture. And it did. So that's what we should be doing.

That's why there's going to be wildfires this summer because I need goats tucked under my arm flying through space. So when you get that next national grid bill and you're like, Jesus, where is all this energy going? That's your boy right there. He wanted to see what him on a tie-dye sky with a goat would look like.

It really is most of my pictures with AI are me being like, hmm, how can I? He wanted to put him and Brett Hart into a tag team photo and he did. So I did. And his mother framed it. Yeah, so I did. Sorry.

Because of that, you're paying three more dollars next month on your national grid bill. That's on me. That's my bad. We are live here at Brewer Union. What are you looking up now? I'm just saying we do look really good as a tag team. You do look great as a tag team. But no, the one with me and my dog with the Lisa Frank one, I didn't even ask it to, but that one put was sort of like a cat and a squirrel.

Do you say I'll be smoking weed? Yeah. Okay. No, I make sure. Well, that is in the picture. I just didn't know if AI had figured out he's going to be smoking weed. Yes. You know, this one I did say with marijuana.

marijuana in picture. Good, good, good, good. White stripes. Ahoy, hoi, this is K-Roc, Cody. Cody, I can't breathe anymore. I can't breathe and I can't say, do I got meat in my belly. I can't do any more words than I can't. And taters in my belly.

My brain is full of, my brain is full of meats and cheeses. I was going to say with fries in my belly, but fries are taters too. And fries tossed in that season. The kill shot season. I know you can't hear me laying down, but I am, I don't blame me. I'm horizontal at this point here on the air. But do you, do you see this is? Because he brought out two more ways.

I, you know, there's a burg and a Hruban now. He's a psychopath. He's trying to kill me. But you can see what I'm talking about, when I say, when I'm talking about, like, I don't like to go out to eat if it's too far from where I, like, I live or where I'm going. Yeah. Then once you get like this, now imagine you're like an hour and a half away from home and you just ate a tomahawk steak. Now you get a drive for an hour.

hour and a half. And Susan gave me flashbacks in chat because she says, Josh, why did you eat so much? And that's what my mom used to say to me. Well, you know what though? We'd leave a place and I'd be in the back seat going, I was over. Why you eat so much? We didn't even, it wasn't that you were like, uh, you didn't, was it gorge? No, I've been nibbling all morning.

You just went. You tried some of everything over the course of three hours. And, uh, uh, pork, that's heavy. That pork thing is heavy. I could stop eating that. That's a heavy. I did so much of that pork tenderloin. Yeah.

It's not like fluffy eggs, and that's all you're having. This is still on the morning throughout the morning, even after we're gone. You can get these. Yes. So let me run down what we've eaten here at Brewery Union this morning, okay? Okay. Let's start with the top of the pyramid, the Showbro meat platter. Okay.

Three eggs, potatoes, and a basically three to four pound tomahawk steak. Right. Yeah, that... Ten out of ten. That egg, it's like an omelet, but without... The things in it. It's like an egg omelet. 10 out of 10.

All of it isn't 10 of that they are. No, yes. We had the Hoosier Daddy, potato chip breaded, pork, cutlet topped with sausage gravy and two eggs. Yeah. 10 out of 10. Yeah. 10 out of 10.

We had the Mac, which was creamy gutta, mac and cheese with baking crumbles, chili, crisp oil, and fried eggs. 10 out of 10. Your boy did tunnel pasta. 10 out of 10, dude. I eat it in tunnel pasta. And right here,

The final thing is the OG off of the K-Rock special. Half a pound burger, bacon, cheddar, shaved romay and their top secret sauce on a hard roll with the fries. Talk about the fries. I don't really even, I can't. There's no way. What are you colleagues? There's no way. Kill shot fries.

Same seasoning he seared the tomahawk in. I can't describe it. He's a mad man. He's not right up here. No. What he's doing back there? when he was in move out when he was crawling through Columbia

avoiding the cartel he discovered the finest coffee grounds that he smuggled he was living in a donkey carcass he was in Los Angeles in a water runoff basin where he lived for six months with two unhousel men who taught him

how to make kill shot seasoning and the how to sear potatoes in a coffee can but then those potatoes somehow got the coffee grounds on him but they were Delicious. And that's how he discovered it. What? The OG burger.

He also brought out the Rubin because they heard us saying we don't like anything on Rubens. We'll give it a sample because he does something special with his sauerkraut, makes it a little less acidic, and he kind of smokes his thousand islands, so it's going to have more of a smoky flavor. So he's pitching us a Rubin, but it will be eaten. You said your mother likes Rubens as well. We'll try it. This is all we're going to end. All right. All right.

This is all we're going to have. I guess it's okay. Unbelievable. I am so full. I am so happy. Awesome. And then all of our treats. All of our treats that we're giving us. Another phenomenal stop here on the K-Rock Diner, to our friends. Unreal. Thank you to everybody who stopped out this morning to see us.

Oh, morning. Obviously, thank you, Brewer Union, for hosting us once again. And the thing is, is what's crazy about this is that get here and get that stuff, because then he's like, let me twirl the madman wheel again, and he comes up with all bunch of new stuff. It's always new stuff. It's always new stuff. Follow them on social.

We'll be keeping an eye on their menu, coming down and see them. It is worth the drive if you're listening in the outer areas. Yep. Just do it. Hoo, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Khan back in the studio.

Thank you, Chief Engineer here in the restaurant. He just sits here and watches his gorge for three hours. That's his job. He has to sit here and watch us. Stuff are fat faces for three hours. He secretly gets real hungry and then goes to like, it stops at the first buffet season. Until he gets kicked out, spoons it, right from the troughs.

Everybody have a safe weekend. We will talk to you bright and early Monday morning. God willing in the creek don't rise. Be excellent to each other. It's K. Rock.