The Show - BRING YA ASS

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

The Blue Jays take the lead in the World Series! More monkey news as one is loose in a Spirit Halloween. The monkeys in Mississippi are still on the loose. Josh puts down six burger patties. A horny lady burns down an apartment. Plus so much more on today’s show!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Oh, boy. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and wait for the next stop.

Come on. All aboard. I can't really criticize somebody for doing a train conductor. You got your tambourine. We like making noises. We like making noises. We got a bunch of noises, man. Listen, the train show Saturday.

I'm excited. I'm getting prepared. I got my conductor hat in the studio. Train show boards in the area. Thank you. Good morning, you dummies. What a lot. a wet day it's going to be today.

There is... Kay says we're like the dress-up corner of a pre-K room. I want to be the chef. Can I be the chef? You got to be the chef yesterday. I want the chef had on the apron. You're the train conductor. I'm the train conductor. You're right. I'm

going to be the chef. What do you want to eat? There is no amount of... Kea, we have punkin. We have pumpkins. We have pumpkins. No amount of computer talk or nerdy anything. We'll eye up today's weather is like inches of rain will be accumulating today. Yeah.

Which is like the most rain you can have. Yeah, two inches is like satisfying. It's so much range. It's a painful rain. It gets real deep. Wicked deep rain. So yeah, you got a wet one ahead of us today. Halloween's going to be pretty much a washout.

It looks like tomorrow. So I don't know. Tell the kids, hey, tell you what I want to go buy you a bag of candy. Walmart right now if we can just not go out. Start making deals. No, I, I, you want a PlayStation game? Let's go. Let's go. I am angry that I don't have to buy candy now, as I learned yesterday, that for the first

time in, I don't even know, the history, my whole area up there is doing trick-or-treating. They're like, if you want, you can, we're going to have things to hang on your door to let kids know that you've got candy. Oh. And if you want to make it easier, you can get an additional one. to hang on the building if you want. That way the kids know that your building is someone that has got candy in it. Okay.

And if you walk around, because I walked around a little bit, I'm still one of the very only, if not the only person with any goddamn decorations up. So then the kids are going to be walking by, and the only apartment with any decorations isn't going to have any candy. Why aren't you going to have a candy? I'm going to be watching Syracuse, North Carolina. It's true. I'm being like, by 9-3rd, you're going like this,

being like, I could have been handing out candy for three hours. The one year, you get the, you will. You would have been able to hand out candy in your decorated house with all the vibes. And hopefully never again, though. No offense to the apartment complex, but I hope. You hope to be in a house, yeah. But it's like, maybe you were the inspiration. Maybe they were like, oh, look, we have tenants who are very excited about Halloween.

All right. No, yeah, you'll be at the dome. Or just got a billion kids. Yeah. I don't know why they wouldn't. That's just the, it makes the perfect amount of sense. Oh, wow. You will be in the dome watching what's even his name, Carnie?

Luke Carney. 6-2-605. Luke Carney. 6-2, Luke Carney. My 5-9-1, still 1-75, that's definitely 5-9. We'll be watching Luke Carney in the dome, possibly, as now Ricky Collins, might not even start. Luke's definitely playing. I can tell you, you won't just see Ricky in the game.

I can tell you that for sure. You won't just see Ricky. Guys, I'm always just do what we feel is best for us to get the best opportunity of winning. Okay. Okay. We'll see. Hopefully. Polly's show getting a little attention yesterday.

Polly is just the biggest star in the world. I'll tell you that much. Polly's a Q Sports Talk show yesterday. No, he actually does the Cody where he just let Steve do all the talking. Yeah. So that was Fran on Pauly's show yesterday. Yeah, you're going to see. A couple of quarterbacks.

Couple two. Coney might even get a couple snaps. We'll see. They asked me. They were like, stay limber, budding. I was like, okay, I'll stay limber. This Carney kid can't get hot. I don't know what they're going to do.

They start pulling over the equipment managers. And I thought he was on a red shirt. Who? Even. Carney? Yeah, that's what I thought. Or maybe they have somebody else. I don't know.

I don't know if there is another option after that. I don't know if they have anybody or if it's worth if those you guys aren't doing anything. If there is a guy at a red shirt, you definitely don't want to waste it. So I don't really know. Yeah, so that'll be tomorrow night. Obviously, tomorrow, big Halloween show.

We'll get into all of that. But tonight's Cocoa Puffs. We'll get to that first. One more Halloween Coco Puffs. Lots of news stories about monkeys today, Cody. As more info about that monkey truck falling over comes out. Oh, no. As there's more loose than they anticipated.

We saw on the news, they were showing, like the monkeys just like casually, strolling around a field and I'm like those little things you're calling aggressive you had to shoot with a gun there's more out there than they said and then there's another monkey loose at a store it's a whole thing is this kind of going to be like our how

like snakes got into Florida because for a while they didn't have all them the mannequandas or whatever invasive species took over after that hurricane there were it knocked over that cage in that one building or whatever the hell and they got out and now there's a guillian. The US of A

is going to have wild monkeys you think? Finally Now we're going to have something cool. Final. Then squirrels, we're going to have monkeys. Thursday means cocoa puffs. And if you're like our local news channels, he'll be having thousand milligram bars. Yep, from all these places. From not New York State.

Yep, I'll be having a giant vat of unmarked edibles. Unmarked edibles. That's how you get them. It's exactly how they're sold. Tonight is Cocoa Puffs. At 7 p.m. presented by so many friends. Sweetgrass, Joe's Buds, and East Coast Emeralds,

all the things too dangerous for radio, and all the things your kids are definitely not being handed for free on Halloween. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. Not once. Journalism brought you by the Beer and Liquor Authority, all right? Yep. Marijuana is dangerous as hell. Give me another beer. I'll hit you.

So tonight's 7 o'clock. Let's hang. On Cucopovs. I'm going to have a bunch of cool, uh, water pipes. Oh, fun. To show. Fun.

I've been waiting for... Halloween things. Some last Halloween show. Nice. What-not. So, it'll be fun. Oh, fun and all thing. Maybe I'll do that other thing to a different pumpkin.

Well, congratulations to the Blue Jays. Yeah. They're up now. Three-two in the series. Big win last night. Could they lose tomorrow? Nobody plays tonight. And then tomorrow night, they face Otani.

That's the final ball. Yep. If they want to win it at home. They're going to huck them out there. They got a face so tiny, and that's going to be a great matchup. Yeah, it'll be cool. Of course, you can't watch it because you'll be in the dome, watching Bill Belichick argue with his girlfriend.

I just, I want to just, that'd be great. There's no way she's on the sidelines. I don't think she goes up. She's absolutely going to be on the side. I figured she'd just be in the back. No way, dude. She's going to be right there. That'd be just so funny.

She's going to be closer to him than like the offensive coordinator. If she's like 10 feet behind them, just always just standing there. And where your seats. She'll be pretty close to you. Just talk to her. I'm on the visitor's visitor sidelines. Jordan.

Yep. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, Jordan. Hey. Why are you wearing a jacket? But you're not covering your shoulders.

Jordan. Put your jacket up. Jordan. Do you, not that I want to jinks anything. Do you realistically think the Blue Jays could win this on Friday night? Yeah. You do? Yeah.

How have they gotten hot like all of a sudden? They're a team that's been pretty decent all year and then they got real hot at the right times. Yeah. And with baseball, that seems to be what it takes. If you can get hot a little bit before the playoffs, going into the playoffs and just keep that running, you got a real good shot,

and the Blue Jays are proven that point. I mean, I kind of thought the Dodgers would sweep them after just watching the Dodgers start the playoffs the way they did. But I think not being tested at all, the Dodgers, I think that probably hurt them. I have a dumb question, and you guys can laugh at me. This is the only time the Dodgers and Blue Jays meet, right?

Because they're playing different... No, they do. Do they play each other in the rest of the season? Well, it used to be wicked cool was that no, they didn't. That's how old I am. And then they started Interleague play,

which was so cool because all of a sudden you'd see Dodgers Blue Jays and you're like, what? Get out of here. And now they made it, so that's all the time. I don't know how much they played if they played in the regular season, but they used to...

But they didn't play a lot. So they didn't really go ahead to had a lot So they didn't get a lot of time against each other I'm excited about it man I like this Blue Jays team I like watching them And I For you I hope that they lose Friday night

And then win it all at home on Saturday for you Yes thank you I'll rule for the Blue Jays But just like can you just Oh no We lost it in X ratings On Friday night So that you can see game set

It would be game seven Yes Saturday night Or Can they go another like 15 that I'll be home. Oh, you'll be home, yeah. It's true.

Just do go another, like 15, 16, 17, 18 innings. Then you could get that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now we're talking. I was watching a clip of, I didn't watch the game last night. I went to bed after Whiskey Wednesday, but I was watching they made a, the Dodgers made a pitching change at some point, and the fans are just booing the Dodgers. Yeah.

They're not liking this. No. So, big game. Tomorrow night. That'll be fun. Cocoa Poss tonight at 7. It's just all me. doing Jason Statham.

Yeah, today's show brought to you by Crank. Jason Statham's 2006 film I just learned about. I don't know what I was doing in 2006. 2006, Mike, that was so long ago. So long ago. Yeah, I was still in Oswego. Maybe that's why. It was one of those.

It was probably one of those where somebody got it burned. Remember that was the era of... Check it out. I got Crank if you want to watch Crank. Bootleg crank. And we were like, yeah, sure, why not? If you don't know the plot of Crank, the guy, Jason Statham's character, is injected with a poison.

and he has to keep his heart rate up or he dies. And naturally, there are multiple intercourse scenes. I just watched one. Can't show you it on YouTube. He's doing doggy style to a lady in front of an audience, apparently. I got to do penetration or also do. But ladies, there is some Jason Statham butt cheeks and underballs. You won't see me testicles.

If you want to see his testicles, his hanglows. Yeah, why not? Jump in there. Crank. Here, here you go. Crank. And I guess there was two of them. Apparently, I'm learning.

Because, I mean, duh. Gotta have the follow-up. Can't leave me hanging? That would be a stupid movie up in this week ago we'd watch. Can you say that being just a college movie? You're going to watch Crank. You know, it's Crank. Put Crank on, dude. Yeah, because what else you're going to do?

You know, you're sitting around college. Rihanna in Australia, thank you for 31 months. Sub, congratulations on your baby. How much time is that in Australia time? 31 months? Yeah. That's two weeks in the U.S. time, yeah. Jeez.

It's a lot different. All right, then. Tomorrow will be our big. Ghost show. Guys, I want you to remember. We're doing ghost stories tomorrow. 315, 364, 1009. I love those. Those are great. 7 o'clock. We'll turn the lights off, open the phones,

and I want to hear your ghost stories. That'd be cool. If you can't call in live or maybe you're too nervous, you can leave it as a voicemail today. But please do it today so I can download it. Yeah. That's on the K-Rock text line. I know it's confusing to have multiple numbers.

If you're going to call live, I just gave you that number. If you're going to leave a voicemail, 315364-109. Yes. K-Rock text line also has voicemail. So you can leave it there. Live phones will be 424 Rock, but we'll worry about that tomorrow when we're live.

Yes. If you want to leave a voicemail for our Go Show tomorrow, you can do that right there on the K-Rock. Text line. TX. We will circle back to the escaped monkey truck. Yeah. My big.

Escape monkey truck? Yeah, that's my band. They're opening up over at a song and dance later. As that story got a lot of juice yesterday, people were very concerned. Because there was a headline that the monkeys were in fact that with various hepatitises and COVID and all these things. Yeah. And then they debunked that. But they're still monkeys.

And they're still monkeys. And then they said, yeah, we exterminated all but one of them. And now they're like, well, maybe there's a few more loose than we thought. Like that, I really don't understand why they had to just pistol shoot. So they were like little tiny little monkeys. There were there no tranks available or were they just like, I love tranks and pull them out and throwing them back? I mean, they're all gacked up on hepatitis and COVID, so who knows?

Right, they are test monkeys, so maybe they had like steroids. Oh, yeah. Who knows? So they're all gacked up. This is not a lab monkey. This is a pet monkey that got loose in a spirit Halloween for more than 30 minutes. That's awesome. That's the coolest animatronic.

You guys got a... I'm sold. Yeah. Sir! Sir! Guys, whatever this monkey thing is, how do I buy that? Do you got any more of those? That's crazy.

Nah, that's a real monkey, somebody. No, please don't go on here that. Somebody got out. Is it batteries or is it solar power? I was it doing that. My daughter looked up. She said, What in the world?

And she's like, is that a real monkey? And so I look up and I said, well, it's got a diaper on, so I guess it is real. It was entertaining. That lady's boy. I'm just, what? So a little kid, so I'm just picturing a little kid in the other store and just look up.

What in the world? Is that a real monkey? Is it a little southern gentleman's kid? Well, now, what in the world? That's what in the world? Not real monkey? My daughter looked up. She said, what in the world?

And she's like, is that a real monkey? And so I look up and I said, well, it's got a diaper off. So I guess it is real monkey. It was intertrial. Got a diaper on, what is it in real? Because that is exactly how... You go, all right. If a monkey's got a diaper, it's real.

No diaper. Fake. Fake monkey. Everybody knows that, guys. That's the way to tell. I was like, huh, a lot of people just stood and watched for like 30 minutes, like the whole time. They're just a monkey. A lot of kids trying to catch it.

It had jumped down on the floor and ran past my leg. And at that point, I was like, okay, I've had enough. The owner of the monkey went and got cookies. and lured it down with a cookie after 30 minutes. But I agree. If I was at a Spirit Halloween and there was a live monkey, I'm not leaving until that monkey is captured. I'm watching all the shenanigans the monkey gets into.

Right. Where did it come from originally? Did the guy just have a monkey and all of a sudden the monkey was like, nope, no, because it's probably terrified that you brought it to a spirit store and it's looking around at all the terrifying things and it's probably scared. You know these people. I don't want to anger anybody, but somebody owns a monkey. They're bringing that stupid monkey everywhere.

It's not your emotional support monkey. You see it up all the, all the, oh me, I had just a giant parrot. I brought it to the event. Why? So people talk to me. Yep. Or the snake guy. Or the snake guy.

Oh, I just have my giant boa constrictor. Do people not bring these to the taste of Syracuse? No, they don't, but all right. Thanks. Happy. Day before Halloween Eve, what? What? Laughing at old school drug dealer rules.

I never experienced any of that. It's not my fault. You've decided to illegally deal marijuana, sir. Why? Well, could we get to hang out with them, right? Like, there was always random things. They were like, bro, you got to hang, and my neighbor's going to get suspicious, bro.

Like, you just, like, chill for a little while. Don't just be, like, showing up and leaving real quick like that. Oh, because I didn't even think about that. Because it's like, they don't want to be... Sorry that you decided to deal illegal marijuana out of your house. I have to hang out with you. 50 people show up all the time because it is always very obvious who's, you used to be doing that out of, you know,

because you just see random car show up all day and pop in, pop up and be like, oh, yeah, that's one of the, you've said consistently, that's one of the best things about it being legal is that you don't need to go to some strange guy's house and play Tony Hawk for two hours. Yeah, or that or... Smoke with them.

Right, or that, or it's just someone you don't know because that's how it would be sometimes where you would have to get it from, you're all right, here's my boy, you just text them and you just, hey, this person told me to, you know shoot you a message you know whatever and then you'd go god knows where over in the valley somewhere and we were like hey

hey random person that I don't know and they'd always be very cool but it was just so weird you gotta go in their house and stuff no no sometimes they'd have people and you'd be like hi people I also don't know yeah I think my uh my anti-social behavior saved me from a lot of drug situations and I'm not going to somebody's house The lucky thing is that it's opposed to like, I mean, I don't know what else a lot of people do, who knows. But like with weed, everyone was always cool because everyone always just smoking weed. Yeah.

So there's never any like, we're going to have to mess you up from getting this marriage you want to. But it was still a process. It was always either that or the other one I tell of you finally get a hold of your guy, but you have to meet at Denny's at 11 p.m. at behind the dumpster and be there at 11, even though you have to work at 8 a.m. But, you know, you haven't had anything in a couple days. So you're like, ah, I really want to smoke for a go to bed or whatever and play Madden. So you meet him there and you're there at 11.

But then he taxed you at 11.30. He'd be like, oh, I'm just finishing up my shift. I'll be out by midnight. You're like, all right, bro. And then it's like 11 or 12, 15. And he finally comes out. And you're like, I'm only been fading outside of a dinny's for an hour and 15 minutes. Oh, my God.

That sounds like a nightmare. It was crazy. The stupid crap we used to do for. and eighth. Made, you know, video games way more. I guess so, man, but you were sleepy the next day. Right. Well, this story contains the text that I will be using

primarily for all my conversations now. And let me explain as Taja Russell has pleaded guilty to aggravated arson after setting fire to a man's apartment. Oh, you can't do that. not allowed to do that. How did we get here? It's a pretty fascinating story. She probably took a car. Well, yes, thank you.

Yeah, she did. She drove. So, follow my characters here. Okay. Taja Russell is the woman. Curtis Stokes is the fella. Taja texts Curtis, hello. Okay. Curtis replies, bring your ass. Okay, so it's going well already.

Which will be the only text I use. Going forward, bring your ass. Bring your ass, no matter what it's for. Then Stokes fell asleep and didn't respond when Russell brought her ass. Aw. Nah, I light it on fire. Russell texted threats. You smoked.

I want to see you die. I swear to God, I hope you die. That is horny on a level. Oh my goodness. Can I just shout out to Curtis for having whatever he's got going on that it's making this woman. And, like, threaten his life. She got all done up in the middle of the night. She brought the ass.

She got all done up. Probably had to shave things and did makeups or whatnot. I mean, unless it's a booty call. It just sounds like a booty call. Slat and get over here. Bring your ass. Bring your ass. Then he falls asleep.

So she got pissed. Yeah. She bought lighter fluid. Matches and a cigarette lighter. Okay. All right. Now we're going. Returns and sets fire to his apartment.

an exit, like yours has a door, that's the door. All right, so no, I can't leave. He had to climb out of a window. He was treated for burns and smoke inhalation. Prosecutors will recommend an eight-year prison sentence. Whoa, I don't know about that. She'll be sent. Attempted murder. That is attempted murder.

And if it's an apartment building, other people are at danger. Yeah, that's, yeah, you can't kill it. We'll try to kill other people. I don't know she was trying to kill them. She said you were going to get smoked. I mean I mean and if I can play devil's advocate here Curtis

Any lady that is going to bring that ass After you just taxed bring that ass Probably got a little crazy in her She might be a little nuts anyway You might be messing with a little fire No pun intended but kind of intended I drove all the way here She brought that ass

And you fell asleep There's so many confusing things here Curtis For me Now you stay awake I would imagine as a fella You wouldn't you want to stay awake for that ass that is on its journey to your apartment? Right. Was he just, was he hammered and blacked out?

Like, how do you not, you don't hear like, right? You know what I mean? You guys can all hear that. Like, if I knew somebody was bringing that ass, I would be wide awake like Christmas morning. Right? You got to clean up your apartment a little bit. You get all ready. Brush your teeth.

Brush your teeth, right? I don't know. Instead, Curtis, you fell asleep. Felt sleep, vacuum? Clean up a little bit? Right? Tomorrow's the big ghost show. Every Halloween, I love hearing your ghost stories.

Phones will be live, but if you can't call in live, leave us a voicemail at 364-109, 315-364-109 so I can download them tonight and play them tomorrow. That's what we're doing. I got to cancel some plans then. I planned on just not showing up. Oh, you were going to ghost me? That's what I thought.

That's what the kids do these days. Bring your ass. I mean, I wasn't even going to bring. my ass. I, um... Never mind that. I'll be here. I have to admit this is something I did yesterday, Cody. Uh-oh. No, that's okay. You don't have to.

And I have no regrets. Oh, God. I have no regrets. Oh, boy. But I was a hungry boy. Oh, boy. These are always the others. Okay. All right.

Even I, at the end of this, realized, ah, you did too much. You did too much. You did too much. Like Cousin J too much or like me too much? No, Cousin'J, you're both extra. He's just that little, a little bit more. He's a little bit extra. Spinning Christmas tree.

Spinning Christmas tree because why only decorate half your Christmas tree? You got to spin it around. It's a sick move. It'll look awesome. Shout out to Over the Cuse deli, which is up there. Oh, boy. They are dangerous. They're not even a mile from here.

You can get food so quick. They're so good. And they do a multitude of amazing things. And I wasn't going to, tomorrow, Sorry, yesterday was a busy day because it was Whiskey Wednesday, so I had a lot of errands to run. I had a lot of personal errands to run. Had to take the old stout to do some driving yesterday. So I was going to be busy.

So I'm like, I'm going to grab a lunch. I'm not going to eat at home. I'm going to grab something before I go. Over the Q's has this platter, which is three mini smashburgs with French fries. Okay? Yes. And when I say mini, they're not really many. They're good-sized burgs.

Have you seen these? Not in person. I've seen on the, like, the website as compared to, like, those plastic containers that you see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a full... It's a full... It's a full container, like a big container with those birds.

And my favorite... My favorite thing over there is that platter of the three mini-Smashburgs. Again, I don't know why I'm saying many. No, because, yeah, their normal size. And you said that you've gotten the bigger one, right? And you like the mini ones better. I like the mini ones better. And I'm ordering because you can order online to pick up,

and I'm getting ready to leave here. And I'm like, all right, I could just shoot up to over the queues, give me a little lunch and go home. And you can go online and you can order. Going through the thing. And when you pick out the three mini burgs of fries, gives you a whole bunch of options. Oh.

And right there, like you could add ketchup, mayo, like a whole bunch of other things. Okay. But at the very bottom. Oh, boy. The very bottom. Oh, boy. For just a couple more dollars, you can double the patties.

Oh, Jesus. And I paused. And I said, don't double the patties. Because that's too many patties, Joshua. So he doubles the patties. So I doubled the patties because my intrusive thoughts won. And in my head, I'm like, well, they're minis. Again, they're not minis.

They're burgs. That's a hefty effing box, bro. I go And I Pay for everything That's line And I walk in A couple minutes early

And you go pick up for Josh Yeah And they hear me The heaviest bag I've picked up I mean this was like Family Meal heavy Was it like double the weight

That you originally get? And I open it up Now I want you to I want you to know something You know the white container You're envisioning Right? Yes.

Yeah. Normally when you get the over the queues, three burgs with fries. Yep. They have, this for me and my whole family. She's going to love this. She's going to love this. You're going to love it. They do the three burgs.

Yeah. And then in the corner are the fries. Yeah, yeah. They had no room for fries. They had no room for fries. They didn't give you an extra container fries. And my fat ass opens this thing up. It's so much Berg.

And yeah. There's no room for fries. The fries are spilling out. They can't. It's crazy. They're like, we don't do. We just kind of dumped them all on top. It's a smattering of fry. And I eat one of the burgs.

A couple of the fries. Yep. Right there in the parking lot. That's my starter. Oh, okay. That's my starter. I'm like, all right, that's good. Now I can drive home.

Oh, okay. I assumed you just did all of it there in about 15 minutes. But okay. So you're already shocking me. Yeah. And I agree. Oversight and chap. People are going to lose snap in two days,

and this fat F is double meatin like a chipmock. Yeah. Yeah. He's squirling away. I'm scorling away. I don't know. I'm terrified. Who knows?

Who knows? So, I eat my starter berg. Now I get on 690 and I'm heading home. Starburg. And I get going on that second burg. Okay. I get going on that second burg on 690. He's ripping through construction.

Just handling a burg. And that tax sign knows. That burger sauce, though. It's so good. Oh, they got a good burger sauce? Oh, it's a good burger. So now I'm working on my second burg on the way home And I get to about John Glenn Boulevard

I got two burgs down at this point By the time I hit John Glenn Boulevard off 690 Oh man And I'm seeing that third burg He's just sitting there And I go dude you don't even need to eat that That could be your later burg. That could be for later time

I could eat that third burger later on I could wrap it up and reheat pretty good I bet Yeah and then once you got a little whiskey Wednesday in you Soak up a little bit of that with some nice That was the long term thinking I'm thinking you know what? Yeah So I got to

a burger left. Look at you. Right, that'll be great. So he eats the third burger. And then it starts talking to me. And it's just looking at me and I'm like, you. You look sexy. I go burger, bring that ass. Bring your ass. And just real quick. No,

show sister, he's surprisingly tidy. For some, for his I'm a very clean eater. For how much he eats big sloppy lasagnas and whatever in the car. He's very tidy with it somehow. I don't I don't know how. I've seen them do it. And I don't know how.

And like, you know how sometimes, like, your food starts talking to you and you're like, yeah. No, what are you doing? You're just going to sit there? You're just sitting there looking at me? My food doesn't ever talk. And I start going on this third berg, dude. It's bun lips are flippin.

Dude, I'm eating. I get to the third bag. You've only had four of us. You've only eaten four full patties of beef. Don't you want six? Oh, dude. And I get down that last burg, and I'm the fullest I've been in a while.

Oh, man. So he stops for dessert. So then I stop and get an ice cream Sunday. No. No. No, I did it, though. I did all the burgs and most of the fries. But no cats up either.

That's how he does with fries, too. He just has a- Raw dog, I'm dude. And I'm sitting there going, I got to tell Cody about this tomorrow. Because this is like, this is addict. behavior. Let me, hold on.

I'm going to Google over the Cues. Over the Cues burgers. Smashburgs. That way I can see. And I'm giving a full endorsement to over the Cuse. This is not an ad at all. No, no, no. Those mini sliders, quote unquote, mini are so good.

And they got the good fries. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. The good fries, like the extra crispy good ones. Show me that picture. Like the fries you get at the Giro places, buddy. Yes. They got the good fries over there.

What are you trying to find out? I'm trying to open this. This, the. What are you looking at? You're looking at a photo? This is just the normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys can't know if you can even see it very well, but that's the normal.

That's what I'm saying. They're not sliders. They're not sliders. And then I doubled the patties on those. Three birds, six patties, bud. Oh, man. Oh, that's just, you know what though? You like the E, bro?

And I'm going to act. shocked when I die of a heart attack. Oh, how'd that happen? Like, what, what do you even? My artery was clogged. What's so weird that I had a heart attack. What the hell? You're the best over the kiss.

I got you. Jump in Twitter, YouTube, because we got so many gifts from showgirl squeeze. Right? She brought us a bunch of gifts during the commercial break there for Halloween. Oh, cool. I would say that we're the most loved morning radio show in the history of the world, and I'm going to die on the helm. Yeah.

She brought us. If you don't remember, I used to sing dog in a jacket a lot Whenever the dog that wore a jacket would walk by They moved a couple years ago Or it was a college kid Or was a college kid, whatever We don't see dog in a jacket anymore Walking by the studio

But Squeeze Then made a knit dog in a jacket For Festivus last year Yep, that everyone loves That Stella won and her wife And Stella and her wife Take dog in a jacket all over the place Follow their Instagram page

And it's got my little voice in it that's saying Well, guess what? Now we got Freddie and a jacket and Elsa's got one of our show dog things on. Oh, come on. She crochets these things for us. Squeeze has done so many cool. We have a crocheted Paul Capella. We have you and me crocheted.

We have dino nuggies that she's made for us in here. We have the most talented listeners ever in the world. So thank you, Squeeze. What's game that I get? Let's see. Because I got hockey in my little game. I got. Although the Nerf Gummies are very very.

Very Nerf gummy-ish. Are they not good gummies? They're a toy company. They're not a gummy company. That's what I mean. They're a little iffy. Oh, Stella, next time you're out with dog in a jacket, we'll bring our dogs in a jacket and they can all play together.

Yes. I got bowling. Oh. We're going to bowl. I got bowling. Which is very interesting that you got bowling of all the games because there's like a bunch of them. And the only one that you actually play or do, right? Is bowling.

You bowl. I like to bowling. Yeah. You don't do these other ones. Yeah. Oh, a cornhole. And I will check Cody's candy to make sure there's no weed candy in there because as the TV news is telling us, all of our children are in grave danger of getting weed candies.

Well, there's no weed candy in mine? And if there is, I'm going to confiscate it. Might be. As there is a plague of weed candies. There is. You got to be careful. Grave danger. As there's just big vats of marijuana gummies that are just.

that are just sitting out. The news had them. They have the images, guys. They have the images. They have the proof. So it must be true. Yep. Well, speaking of candy,

I love when Instacart released their list of the most popular candy by state, as they can track, you know, purchases. They're very weird. They're very weird. Some of these states, some of them are very surprising when you get a rando. Let's start in Florida. Because they're the only state that has this one listed.

Florida's most delivered favor. Sorry. De Edwin's Gummies. Popular. candy in Florida? Three Musketeers. Really? I do love a Three Musketeers.

I like a Three Musketeers, but I mean, it's usually much better as a vehicle for another candy bar, like you shove a Reesis's peanut butter cup into a Three Musketeers, and then you eat them both. I have a feeling you do that. Maybe.

Extra. He's always... That's true. I never realize until he's at it. But yeah, that's where it's the most deliciousest. Down South has candy corn. I love candy corn. We've talked about.

add a bunch. Right there, big old bags. Louisiana, now and laters. Are those the taffy things now and laters? Yeah, they're the hardest hell. Yeah, I don't like now and later. Because you can't eat them now and you're not going to be able to eat it later. No, no, you're not. Those are weird. New York, Sour Patch Kids. Really? Yeah. We do. Popular candy. If you go around to different places that have candies, we do have an ass ton of of Sour Patch. They do love Sour Patch kids. Everywhere.

Different varieties. Like we were just saying the other day. Now there's like the grape ones and stuff, man. There's a ton. California. They like what you like. And I don't like. Aminjoy.

Oh, yeah. I hate almond joy. I love a couple of Ammon Joy's. Ammon joys got nuts. Mounds don't. No. Because sometimes you feel like a nut. Yeah, sometimes you don't.

Sometimes you don't. Sometimes you don't. I didn't know if they were. was like a reason for the what-nots. But man, yeah, I do like a good almond joy. Alaska is buying a lot of hichu. Do I know what hichu is? They are really good.

What are they? I don't know if they still are. But remember, it was like, was it Japanese? They were like those fruit gummy things or whatever. Oh, I can picture the package. Yeah. Okay. They had them for a little while of like the lady going through the aisle and she's going to get

something boring. Then she got hichus. Oh. They're good. I don't think I've had enough to know if I like high shoes. They're good. These are the most popular candy by state, according to Instacarts. Hawaii, Haribou gummy bears.

Really? Yep. Just a good old gummy bear, huh? South Carolina and Tennessee, both choosing lifesavers. What? Yeah. For a Halloween, or just what they're getting? Or is this like...

This is the candy cornucopia Halloween rundown. Lifesavers. October data. All right. Lifesavers. Okay. Big chunk of the country, obviously, Recipient about a Cops.

Bangers. Anybody. Bangers. And Chunkies, obviously. Maine and Oklahoma? Tootsy pops. Really? I do like a tootsy pop.

I like a good tootsy pop. It's a good driving candy. Because, you know, it's not messy. You don't need your hands. You know what I mean? You need a little something, something. One, two, three.

HALs don't even eat lollipops. This must be a very Illinois, Minnesota thing. Because I don't even know what this is. Ludafisk. Yeah, Ludifisk. Chokure, dark chocolate, C-H-O-C-E-E-R. What, smell again? C-H-O-C-E-R dark chocolate.

Is that like a brand that's specific to the Midwest maybe? What? I don't even know what that is, but they're buying a lot of it out there. It literally just looks like generic, like chocolate bar. But they've got, you know, they have different flavors and stuff. Is it like the Aldi brand? It might be. It looks like that.

Well, they're on Walmart and stuff. Yeah, they are at Aldi too. That's the Aldi brand. All right. They look cool. Some of them are neat. They've got like different versions. I don't know.

I don't know. They look good, though. I would eat that. A couple different states like around us. Vermont likes peanut M&Ms. I've got a peanut in me. He still hasn't said yet. I'm waiting.

What? Go ahead. Wait. Okay. Oregon? Twix? No? Still nobody? That's pretty much everything I've hit it all.

Nobody's favorite ordered Halloween candy is Snickers. Wow, he's right, folks. I'm looking at the map, folks. Nobody wants Snickers anymore. I do, but no one is not the top candy around by country. Hungry? Screw you. Cousin Jay says he went to a bunch of different places to find 100 grand bars.

I don't know. I don't know if they discontinued them. I love 100 grand bar. That is a good one. I love it. I like different Snickers. I like the Halloween eggs that we were saying that are good. Mm-hmm.

The Pecan Snickers is banging if you've never had the Pekan Snickers. I don't like, I'm a Pekan man. You are right. Yeah, you want a Pekin man. I just always talk myself out of it. Yeah. Other what? The Snickers ice cream bar is really good.

So good. When they were not frozen, again, not frozen. The ice cream bars are though. I know what you're saying. Yep. So good. Yes. Other side of this, folks.

We're so back. We got another heist. This time in the Bay Area. We got another heist. It's an art heist. Did you see the, they caught the guys from... I got that too. All right, yeah, because those comments are the best.

We got the guys who did the heist at the Lou. And they're gorgeous. And of course, they're gorgeous. Because they're in a movie. Five jewel heist were... Wow. ...jewel heist arrest made. All right, we're still stealing jewels out there.

We're having gambling rings. We are having heist, baby. Right. There's still mafia out there. Mafia is still out there. Lacosa Nostra. I didn't even know it still existed, but it does. We're all doing great.

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I'm going to give parents a relaxing evening. No, he doesn't do that, and that's not happening. No matter what the news says, that's not happening. As always, tonight show brought you by so many of our friends. Let's start with East Coast Emeralds over there in North Syracuse. Bring a receipt to East Coast Emeralds from any other dispensary. Doesn't matter where you went? 30% off right there at the store for all your accessories.

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And they have a cool logo if you want to get a tattooed on you. You do want to get a tattooed on you. I do. I forget sometimes. Heist are back, baby. We're heisting again. I can't believe that this is like a nice trend. Mothia. Gambling rings are back.

Yeah. Heists are back. Sports gambling. It's the movie Casino, man. I love it. I'm so here for it. This is great. We're Goodfellas era all over again.

If we're in the end of days, let's go out hard. I mean, we might as well be in Goodfellas times. You know, people like De Niro and Pacino are still slinging their seat around like it's the early 90s. They're still laying pipes. I can't find you said that these, let's start with France. Yeah. As you said that the criminals from the Louvice are handsome, I don't see any photos of them. Oh, really?

I thought that they got them and it was, uh, maybe, was I seeing a... I wouldn't be surprised if they're handsome. Let me see here. Loof Heist suspects. They're probably physically fit. Well, I don't know. Did you dream about it? Oh, you dreamt it?

No. Well, keep looking as I'll read the article here. Police have arrested five suspects linked to the theft of, treasures valuing $102 million from the Louvre. Wow. They said five more. So how many total are they arrested? That's what I'm seeing.

Paris prosecutor Laru Barcoo. You tell us what they doze out. We'll just call them Big Larry because I don't know how to say this name. La Rue. I told the radio station yesterday. I think it's a lady. Looks like in a picture. Big, so prosecutor.

Lerou. I don't know. It's Larry. It's fine. It's Larry. Larry. Suspects have been arrested to coordinated raids in Paris in the northern suburbs last night. They identified due DNA traces left at the crime scene.

Did somebody throw up? Because they got nervous. They got scared and puked? Did they get throw up and puke? Did they just like, yeah, I was going to say, did they get scared? They got scared. Yeah, what did they leave? The investigation was gaining momentum after phones and other objects found on the suspects

allowed investigators to study encrypted communications they made. Oh, that sucks. Police unit used a specialized, uh, specializing in traffic of cultural objects with scouring the black market to locate the stolen artifacts. They put them on the black market? It doesn't say if they did. Ah. But they could be used as means to launder money or as a bargaining chip in other crimes.

Oh, were they, oh, they were good. Man, what is going on? Dude, we're, I don't know what this is. I don't know what we're in right now. know what time we're living in right now right everything seems crazy right and i can't find those i can't find it i think you just dreamed about some handsome boys and you're trying to pretend like you saw it as a news story i did because i read comments did you is it like a luigi mangioni thing or he's like they're handsome and he's like thirsting over it was one of those like like a house

i was like ohp i think i left my jewelry box unlocked tonight hilarious and i can't i can't find him at all hilarious this is that's the mandala effect it's going to bother you till you find Oh yeah, I want to keep going. Well, apparently, and this news just came out, but days before the heist at the Louvre, they're unrelated. Okay. We had a heist right here in America. Which is awesome.

On October 15th, more than 1,000 artifacts were stolen from the Oakland Museum of California. Man. Museum executive Lori Fogarty said, the robbery represents a brazen act that robs the public of our state's cultural heritage. the police department are working alongside the FBI art crime team to recover the items. They've got nobody out there. That's so weird. We had an American heist.

That all these kind of things are all happening. Like they're all hitting museums. I wonder what's nuts. Cindy says they were caught at the airport. Maybe look up airport. Criminals at the airport. La Aeroporta? So we're heisting again.

I don't think I'll heist. I've got too many burgers in me, but you guys keep heisting. Yeah, you guys do some heisting for him. He's a little busy. I'm some sleepy bear. He says he's slumberish. Oh, Limp Biscuits Break Stuff, you mean the number one song on Billboard's hot rock charts right now?

What? Limp Bizkett's Break Stuff is now topping Billboard's hot, hard rock charts nearly 25 years after its relief. Following probably the tragic passing of Sam Rivers. Oh. It saw a bump and listens. Okay. During the week of October 18th through the 24th. other Limbiscuit songs like Rowland and My Way have earned multiple streams.

Obviously they lost their basis a few weeks ago. Very sad. But there it is. Limbiscuit breaks off on the top of the charts, y'all. That's crazy. But no, rock is dead. Rock is alive and well. And I think it's growing, my friends.

No, that's awesome. You can definitely see a cool resurgence. There's different styles now. Some people like the different styles. Some people don't. Like that, you know, the sleep token and stuff now. That's like, Dude, I have been...

Bad Olman's is headlining a tour over a band like a Beartooth now. Yeah, I'm... Some of the biggest bands in the world now. I'm extremely excited about the resurgence of saxophone in hard rock. Who is it? Sleep Tokin do saxophone? That band I was telling you about the other day, Bill Murray. Yep.

Oh, my God. I love that band so much. I love a saxophone. There's a lot of fun new, uh, new rock genres. Oh, I love it. They're kind of popping up. It's neat. Just exploring different sounds.

and all that. Even the new nine-inch nails tour is like, it's nine-ish nails, but it's reimagined. So it's always been into that kind of, you know, tankering with his sound. Yeah, dude, it's so good. So congrats. So congrats to getting on the number. Obviously, sad loss leading up to it, but break stuff, number one. Wow, though, that's crazy.

King Bao in our YouTube chat says, uh, Coda's mom, can Cody come out and heist with us. He's got to do his homework first, King. As long as I did the dishes. He did his dishes, and then he can go out and heist. Then I can go do heist. He can go do his heist, everybody. Then I will.

Well, the Today Show just did this. And I don't know if I... The question was, are Halloween decorations too scary now? Have they gotten too crazy? You said you saw one of those houses that was lit up like it was on fire? Which I can see the dangers of that. But it was just, yeah, it was an upstairs part of it. Those decorations are scary in like a real world.

I don't want your house to be. burning down. I'm going to call the police. I mean, I made my, my stuff too scary that one year lived in Fremont. Yeah? Where kids were skimmer. I showed the pictures there in my Facebook where the kids were skipping the house because it looks like the garage. I mean, I did make it look like a kind of an achievement though. But it looked, it was awesome. It was so, it was so cool, man. That's what Halloween is for. Yeah, that's what I thought kids liked was, oh, this is wiki cool. It's scary. It's, it's neat. A new article in the New York Times asks, have, Halloween decorations become too scary and why is it Joe Biden's fault?

Oh, no, I added that second part. It mentions things like Skelly and the huge Halloween skeletons people are buying now. That doesn't make them too scary. No. Big tall and the skelly thing. But they're saying there's more realistic blood and gore. People are spending more, blood. Blood.

People are spending more money on different decorations. I mean, Spirit Halloween ups their game every year. They really do. They really do have something. different every year or more they add different things. Some adults have even admitted they have been rattled by some of the new modern decorations, although others say it's possible. They were always there, just didn't notice them as much until they had kids.

No, I will say they are getting scary. Like if you think back, they're trying harder. The scariest thing we had in the 90s was that pumpkin that, whoo- Yeah, that was it? And it shook a little bit, like, whoa! You're like, oh, God! And then like a cardboard cut out of a black cat by a moon, that's kind of all we had.

It's scared. Or this, the witch? Yeah. That was it. That was it. Bad. He's doing bad anatronics if you're not watching. That's all it was.

But now all the animatronics have gotten smoother. The sound has gotten smoother. They're realistic. Yeah, the animatronics that are like get you now are a lot better. You know, you step on a thing and stuff happens. And it's just a lot more nerds. who are smart with computers and gadgets and build stuff in their house, their yard. They wanted to look cool.

One guy on TikTok built this, well, it was a headless creature that could swing itself on a swing. That was awesome. That's neat. And then he had a giant, it looked like a giant radioactive zombie pouring a bucket of, like, toxic waste on its face. That's awesome. Where did I see it? Was it Lowe's last year or somewhere or Spirit maybe? they have the, it was like a crazy demon thing that when you stepped on the thing would like

suck the soul from the kid it was holding and you could see like the eyes would light up and the got the thing and the kid and then smoke would come out of the kid and it would be sucked in by the ghosty thing and it was like what the hell man? The technology behind these things have gotten so good. Yeah, no. You can see it. I know all the haunts are probably closed for the season because as, you know, Halloween Falls on a Friday,

but you go to any of these haunts, fright nights, Frightmare farms, all these haunts, all their stuff is opt-to. It's so much cooler. Yeah. I'm saying last night at Whiskey Wednesday, I think I had a good Halloween this year. I got to do a lot of Halloween stuff, a lot of fall stuff. Right? I got all the vibes I saw it out.

Feel good. There it is. It's knocking. It's on the Today show right now. Good morning. This is K.R.O. We're watching the monkey escaped at the... That's great. The monkey inside the Spirit Halloween. So I do got a couple of monkey stories. My daughter looked up. She said, what in the world?

And she's like, is that a real monkey? And so I look up and I say, what in the world? What's got a diaper on? So I guess it is real. It was entertaining. I mean, it was like, huh. A lot of people just stood and watched for like 30 minutes, like the whole time. There was a monkey.

A kid's trying to catch it. It had jumped down on the floor and ran past my leg. And at that point, I was like, okay, I've had enough. They got that monkey. But that's great. I mean, that great. I don't like that the monkey is probably terrified. Yeah.

You don't think whoever brought it in? Also, that's a bigger monkey. That was a big monkey. Why are you bringing that monkey to spear it? Be careful. Mm-hmm. Be careful. It has a diaper on.

I'm sure it's fine. I got it. It put a diaper around. That means it's okay. I can bring it out into the wild. Well, in the other monkey news, we've been tracking. As I don't have a don't look. As a don't look.

Cadee, don't you talk me into a Ray Stevens reference. I will be fired. We've already done like three this year. I know. I know eventually Mr. Crabbs is going to catch one of them. That'll be the end of me. Well, if he sees it, he'll probably be shocked and he'll go, look at, look at that, look at that, look at that. And he'll be like, Ray Stevens.

And he ain't wearing no clothes. And if I get fired for talking about Ray Stevens, I'm streaking out of the office. Sorry. I'm running out of your naked. You ever? Have you ever seen the very specific South Park reference with the ones, the one where they change into ninjas and they get the shooting star in Butter's Eye. Vagely, I know that.

And he's got power so he can tiptoe across the stage. But he's naked. And as you can see, just his little tiny little. I don't know. The reason I see you sneaking out of here. That'll be me. I'll run out of here, noob. Well, the other monkey story we've been following was obviously the truck full of monkeys

that overturned in Mississippi. Yeah, got a lot of monkeys out there, man. And now I'm starting to get kind of like, I'm not conspiratorial because I think there is an answer, but there's a lot of like missing pieces. So, yeah, when the news first came out, and even ABC News reported, the monkeys have COVID, hep C, hepatitis, all these things. Thanks a lot, Biden.

Thank you, Joe Biden. That was debunked. Very obviously from Joe Biden. They did not have any of those things. That's what you say. But they were lab monkeys. So they said that most of the monkeys died and there's only one on the, the loose. Well, then news comes out today that there's actually more than one on the loose.

They think three are on the loose. Did they not know how many monkeys they had initially? You know what I'm saying? Like, it would have been real easy to be like, all right, we had a truck of 10 monkeys. We just shot and killed four, five are back in their cages. Oh, balls. Well, and now they're saying this. It remains unclear who owns the monkeys. What? What? Was transporting the monkeys. and where they were being taken, authorities have said most of the 21 monkeys were killed, but haven't elaborated on what occurred. Okay.

So if not playing conspiracy guy here. No. So, all right. So, okay. We know these monkeys do not have all of these diseases. Right. We know that. Right.

Right. But we don't know where they came from, why they're going somewhere, who's moving them or who owns them. But we know that they don't have any diseases. How do we know this? We know they were being housed. They originated

at Tulane University National Biomedical Research Center. All right, so Tulane Research, Bio, the things you said, they own the monkeys then. They're the ones that are responsible for this. If you're doing tests inside of wherever, then... It's your monkeys. Yeah, that'd be like if

Syracuse University, House of science was doing monkeys. Which I hope to get my master someday from the Syracuse University House of Science. I hope. And then, you know what I mean? A truck goes away and it tips over like, where these monkeys come from? We're like, we don't know. They were being housed and having research done to them up at Syracuse

University House of Science. But we have no idea where they came from. And Jojo is right. The story is just real messy because no one seems to know what the hell's going on. Yeah. Or do they? and this was a very failed attempt to get another health scare out there. We were about to have... Oh, I can't handle another pandemic.

We were about to have a monkey demic. Not now. Mississippi Highway Patrol said yesterday they're investigating the cause of the crash. I've seen that movie. Dr. James Watson, Mississippi State Veterinarian, verified that the animals did have proper documents. Good, check their papers. Where's your documents? That's it.

And certificates of veterinary inspection, they were allowed to be transported across state lines, but that's all we know. So they had documents. We don't know where they were going. So an unspecified truck of monkeys just happens to cross a border and flip over. Mm-hmm. Spilling them out there.

So is it, were they trying to get back at Mississippi? giving them some monkey COVID? And I'm going to say this too. Uh-oh. And I feel this way about it. Uh-oh. Those three monkeys, they're free to go. I don't care what they got.

They escaped whatever was coming their way. Yep. 21 of them died. Three got out of there. Yep. I agree. Same when a trailer full of pigs falls over. Yes.

Or if a cow jumps off of a trailer, that's free. You got out. You made it. Those three monkeys, as dangerous as it may be to society. Well, you just give it a little while. Yeah? Because didn't, remember we, this was like the beginning of the summer. When it was, it was like South Carolina.

We were just talking about this the other day again. What was? Remember they had the monkeys get out somewhere around? South Carolina compound that breeds them back in last year, had 43 rhesus monkeys escape. And remember they were like, because it didn't lock a door. Yeah, and they were like, yeah, we're trying to catch them all

and all this other stuff, blah, blah, blah. And then it kind of just went away. I never heard about them wrangling up all 43 monkeys. I think after a while they were just, Just like, yeah. Yeah. Those monkeys, we got them all by. Because it's kind of like...

You just say we got them all by and then run away? Part of it does feel like nature would take care of the monkeys, and it's kind of gross to say that. I mean, for the most part, they would probably die because it's not their climate. But if it's warm-ish like it is in the South, maybe they can handle some of that. Because I was joking. Coyote gets them. Also true.

I was joking earlier when I said about the snakes in Florida, But, I mean, when you say it out loud, it is kind of crazy that there were no, what are the, are the anacondas or boat constrictors, whatever. Right. There was none of those snakes in Florida. They were not there at all. And then because of a hurricane. They came up, but this happens all the time. Knocked out of a research center where they were being housed.

They made it. So now they are just overpopulated in the entire state. Why couldn't a truck a truck of monkeys that was riding along? side by side with a truck full of rattlers. Why couldn't that flip over in Mississippi? All of a sudden, that's kind of a warm climate. All of a sudden, a boy monkey and a girl monkey, they pee on each other, and now we got baby monkeys. Well, this happens. There was a great book I read called rats, whereas New York City didn't have rats. Yep. They weren't there. And then all these ships started coming in and these rats would stow away on these ships,

and then they'd get to Manhattan or wherever they offloaded the ships. Boom. And the rats got out. And then they exploded in population. I mean. So maybe we got wild monkeys down there now. I don't know. Pigeons are another one. Pigeons weren't indigenous to anything? No, that's the word I was looking for.

Indigenous. Yeah, they just weren't. Things just kind of show up sometimes, and this might be us getting free-range monkeys. That's what I'm saying. Maybe now we're going to get some cool monkeys or something. That'd be awesome, man. Like how when you go down in the Adirondacks

or down to Tennessee, you can see a bear walk by. Maybe now if you're in Mississippi, oh, dude, there's two monkeys over there. Before, you know, with climate change and all that, you could see a lot of that crazy stuff in, you know, in Florida and in different areas where there were some crazy animals. And we do stories about like these resorts that are overrunned by monkeys all the time. And then the monkeys start drinking the booze and they're getting hammered or they're eating fermented fruit. Oh, we could have all sorts of crazy animals.

You tell me I could go somewhere and watch drunk monkeys get hammered. I'm going to that place. Yeah, just careful. There's a lot of monkeys there. Mississippi? Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of monkey business. This is on Mississippi.

Jenny Bagels is back. What? Jenny Bagels is in the house. Jenny Bagels is here because we have an announcement, but also Lynn is here on behalf of the food bank because this ties together. All of us together. Yes. Before we do the big announcement, let's talk about food insecurity here in our community, Lynn. It's a very stressful time and I'm worried about a lot of people.

But what's the truth and what's not the truth? Because I see that the governor was going to allow some money to go to the food banks. What situation is our food bank in right now? So, well, let me tell you, the outpouring of support that we've had from the community has been already has been amazing. And we still need that to continue because if nothing changes with the shutdown and or the funding of SNAP, starting Saturday morning, people are going to wake up. And when they usually receive, you know, a new month's allotment of benefits on their EBT card,

they're not going to have that. Right. But we have been preparing at the food bank getting food out into the community to our pantry partners and all of our 11 counties. Looking at areas where, you know, of course, we have a regular fresh foods distributions and our mobile food pantry distributions. But looking at areas, do we need to have additional distributions, pop-up distributions, more mobile food pantries that need to happen so that we can meet people where they are. So all this is happening behind the scenes currently. and we're here to respond as we are every single day of the year. It's just we're looking at this.

I'm talking to people and just saying it's almost like we're back in COVID mode just without the restrictions that were put on individuals and families during COVID. But we're here and we're ready to respond. And the fact that people like Jenny Magels wants to help out for an even longer. I mean last year, you know, we had. had the food drive and it was maybe what a week. No, we did one day. We was just a one day.

I felt like you could collect it a little bit in advance. And exactly. But now we're going to have a whole month for people to be able to go to Bagelicious. So if they're looking for spot, it's a perfect, very easy, in and out location for just donate food. We're going to be picking it up on a regular basis and bringing it right back to the food bank. And when it gets back to the food bank, it's being looked at right away by our volunteers and out into the community.

So I want to just obviously dispel some rumors that people like to spread as well when they hear about, oh, my snap, somebody's snap benefits going away, these lazy people who would just suck off the system. The majority of people seeking food assistance have jobs. Yes, there are people with jobs. It's people that are disabled. Children? It is children, you know, families with children.

And it's a lot of our senior population. It's veterans, unfortunately. I hate saying it's active duty military families. Horrible. Yes. I mean, the amount of, we'll call it, fraud, waste abuse that you see in, the SNAP benefit system is like 1%. Exactly.

And we're talking about an $8 billion program. So it's a very small amount. The people that need any, you know, when you look at somebody on the surface, you can go, well, they don't need help. But do you really know what's happening behind closed doors? You don't. You don't. What are they facing?

Just because you can't see somebody's disability, it doesn't mean they don't have one. Because they picked up their food in a nice car. You assume that they, why are they picking up food? they shouldn't have such a nice car. Stop judging other people. Well, how do you know it's their car? You don't. You don't know anything.

They could be borrowed from a family member or a friend. You don't know. I mean, you don't know what bills they're facing. What if they have inadequate health insurance? And they have, I mean, we all know how those medical debts can just compound upon each other. And all the things. And we can't judge others. We need to be there to help our fellow human beings.

Food is a basic human right. You guys understand that. Yes. Jenny understands that. And I'm hoping that everybody I'm talking to today understands that. And we need to all come together to help. It's not a, if you need food assistance, you're not a failure. You're not some kind of loser.

I don't know Cody's history, but I will tell you my history. My mother was a nurse. She was going to nursing school and working as a nurse. And we were on food stamps when I was a kid. Tammy wasn't lazy. She was working all day. And I believe a lot of people, I don't know the exact percentage, but a lot of people are working poor and they need.

Yes. food help. Exactly. And that's what the food bank is here for. Yes. I know I'm getting heavy, but I'm very worked up about this subject because I see these stupid comments. It's not the flex you think it is to talk down to somebody that might need food. It's the weirdest flex that people are thinking that they're flexing or they're saying the things

are saying. You just look like a douchebag. I don't know why. Plain simple when you criticize people that might need help. You look stupid. Anybody who is excited that a child might go hungry, you're sick. You're not right in head. But I'll get off my high horse.

as one thing I do like to point out is that money goes further than just food donations. Correct. So a dollar's three meals, right? A dollar's three meals. You know, because we get food from the U.S. government, we get a lot of donated food. And then we purchase food.

But when we are talking about a food drive, like at Bakelilicious, that actually helps us offer like a variety of foods because we're going to get foods donated through that, you know, different types of canned fruits and vegetables, different soups, different cereals, those types of things. And it helps offer a variety. so that when a family is going to a food pantry, there is a wide variety of items that are on their shelves

so they can choose the foods that work for their family. I mean, there may be food allergies to consider. There may be, you know, kitchen supplies and utensils to consider. Some people are just using a microwave to cook. Yeah. So their food choices are going to be very different. You know, like, we're coming up on the holidays and everyone's like, oh, my God, you've got to get all the turkeys.

Well, not a, not everybody wants a turkey. Not everybody likes a turkey, but not everybody can store. a turkey. Not everybody can cook a turkey. Yeah. So we have to really continue to meet people where they are and how they can actually provide food for their family so that that's what they're getting. Because we want the food that they're getting to be very helpful. We're talking with Lynn from the food bank, but Jenny Bagels is here because now we're going

into the fun stuff, all right? Yes. We're doing, as everybody is accustomed to, the day after Thanksgiving, we do our Halloween hangover show on Friday morning over a bagelicious. And like Lynn said, we've done like a one-day-free. food drive. We've maybe gathered a couple things leading up to the Thanksgiving hangover. Yes. But we're starting it now, Jenny. Tell me what we're doing. Saturday morning. Saturday morning starting non-perishable food items, drop them off at bagelicious. You may want to get a bagel while you're

there. Requested it. Yeah. I recommend it. So we're collecting food items, non-perishable food items from the first through the 28th. Lynn's going to send her people over to collect those on a regular basis so they can get right back out into the community. We can help them now. Yeah. And it'll all commence on Black Friday with you guys there. We may do some bologna sandwiches. This is what I'm excited about, folks. She's going to do bologna boy sandwiches at the Thanksgiving hangover. Yeah, that's all for you, bud.

Am I putting on white bread or on a bagel? Both. She means both. She's going to say both. I'll have a couple bologna sandwiches. You can have mine. You can have mine, too. Look at all.

We're so giving. Thank you, guys. No worries, Cody. We got you covered. You can get your bacon, egg, and cheese. Yes. So put that in your calendar, obviously, Friday. after Thanksgiving, but donations start this Saturday morning.

You can drop it off Baybury Plaza in Liverpool at Bagelicious, collecting all the way up to Black Friday. And in the interim, Lynn, anything else we can do besides food donations, money donations, anything else we need at the food bank? You know what? There's going to be later today on our social media, click to action, advocacy alert to let our elected officials know that we really need them to reopen the government.

We need them to fund SNAP benefits. of course, monetary donations, and watch our social media because there's going to be different things that people can do. If this becomes a prolonged event, we may need additional volunteers, all the things. So we try to keep our social media up to date with what the food bank needs. I'm proud of my community for coming together and trying to help ease the burden on a lot of people whose stories you don't know, you don't know what people are going through. If you are one of these families and come Saturday or any time, you suddenly need food for your, your family, how do they seek you out, Lynn? It's never embarrassing. Do not be embarrassed.

Do not feel shame about these things. That is what we are here for every single day. If you have computer access, just go to foodbank, CMI.M.Y.org, the first button that you see at the top of the page is find food. You click on find food. You put in your address and it's going to populate where are the food pantries in your area? Where are the soup kitchens in your area? If there's a fresh foods program, if there's a mobile food pantry, who's your snap outreach worker, food sense, which is the food buying club at the food bank, is, you know, where can you get food sense that's close to you? All the information that you need, if you still have additional questions,

you can, of course, call the food bank during regular business hours. 211. In non-business hours, you can speak to an individual. They can help make referrals to you as well. Food Bank is here for you. So call us, visit our website. And if we're not there, call 211. All right.

No shame in getting food assistance. If you're listening, thank you to the community that has stepped up and helped the food bank in these needs. Thank you, Jenny Bagels and Bagelicious. Yes, thank you. Leading up to Friday's Big Black Friday, Bologna Bonanza. Coming to Bagelish. The Bigelicious baloney Bonanza.

Friday, coming up. Lynn, great to see you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Happy Cocoa Thursday. It is. Seven o'clock.

My little boy over there. Here, this guy. Maybe I'll turn a pumpkin into a little water pipe. Tonight's seven o'clock on our Twitch show. channel type in K Rock C&Y on Twitch you'll find us. It is free to watch. You could even chat along with us. Hello. Hello.

And see what products. Cody features from the places we can't really show you on the radio. That's of course East Coast, Emeralds, Joe's Buds, and Sweetgrass Two Locations. I'm also to show you nudes at Josh. Oh, is it?

They're not great. He is front. We might be in just like a horrible timeline right now and it feels like that. But at least we got Flav-A-Flave on a bobsled. Oh, good. They're just going to be like, hey, you remember when we had Snoop Dog? Here.

Flav-of-Flave is back on NBC coverage. Is the Winter Olympics this year? It's 26, I thought, right? That's what I was seeing on things, but I guess maybe it's like January or February. Flav-a-flav-a-flav on a bobsled, yelling out, yeah, boy, is the energy I need right now. Yep. Here he is on the bobsled. You can see it on Twitter. Just go to his Instagram. Yeah, good positioning on that sleigh.

Relax, but flabe nice. Yeah, boy. That's hilarious. Look how fast it's going, though. He gets up to 66.67. 6.7. That man is 66 years old, by the way. Wow. And he's just... Yeah, boy!

I did he. 66 miles an hour. 606 miles an hour he got. Really? He couldn't get one more on him, bro. Good for him. That's insane. Good for Flay.

That's a 66-year-old man. Going on a bobsled. Going fain. Here I am with all kinds of other injuries. We're not on a bobsled. Well, but like Cody did tease you there a little bit, Dictionary.com is named 6-7. 2025's word of the year.

It's not even a word. It's numbers. The online dictionary describes the annual selection as a linguistic time capsule reflecting social trends and global events. Well, I guess that would 6, 7 would be the big... It would be the biggest kind of phrase of the year, right?

I guess, I mean... We're still doing it. Again, like at least a month, right? So we're in a weird timeline. Yeah. But I think, you know, You guys are funny. Somebody sent me this meme yesterday where it's like,

we're all picking on our kids for yelling out 6-7 when we were walking around saying I need TP from my bunghole. Ah, yes. I mean, what leg do we stand on here? Yep. We're laughing like Beavis and Butthead in class, and our kids are saying 6-7. At least we're using numbers, I guess.

Well, I mean, bung-hole wasn't word of the year, though. Well, let's bring it back. But I mean, we could, but what's the word of the year again? Six-seven. The Black Friday, Bigelicious Bononi Bonanza. Details coming soon. I think you just said it all right there. Black Friday, Bigelicious baloney bonanza.

That's it. Details right there. Coming very soon. Information is all coming soon. You just did. That was that. There's all of it. I'm going to cover myself in baloney chunks.

What kind of baloney, Jenny's going to get? She's going to get Borset? She's going to get Oscar Myers. You're going to get Hoffman. Maybe we need a baloney bar. Just so you can choose your baloney I'm on a baloney bar. I think I can speak for everybody

when I say Who cares? I'm shocked at how many people don't like baloney. How's it still on the shelves? Because I'm the only one buying it. It's cheap. I don't know.

It's, um, I don't know. Seen to be the only baloney fan in this whole room. There's more. There's more. There's a lot of out there. You're probably just hiding it because we're shaming it a little bit. I'm not shaming you.

I welcome all my fellow baloney boys and gales. Imagine just so much mayo and a baloney roll up and it's just squirting out the side when you take a bite. We will hand you off to your 90s at 9. We'll do a little Thursday night football for our gaming stream. Oh yeah. Like was this supposed to be

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