The Show - BUCK NEKKID
Episode Date: November 23, 2025No recaps on Friday shows, but put on some clothes on & go see the Rice Owls....
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
That's a brand-new IKEA.
I wish.
Brandon Rock this, man.
We should have went with Brandon.
We're coming down.
Brandon, Scudo.
We're coming down.
Oh, look at the thing.
Katie, I don't have it.
Oh, there it is.
Yep, they got them.
All right, they got the meatballs.
Sweetest meatballs and something else.
Ten bucks.
That's okay.
I got to bring a ten spot down.
All right.
So I was wrong.
They do have a little cafeteria there.
Look at that.
I'm ready.
Swedish.
Swedish had a dish meatballs, veggie balls and plant balls.
What are them?
Never mind.
Yeah, wouldn't veggie balls?
B plant balls? That's what I was going to say, but maybe it's like a different, because vegetarian
is kind of different than that like plant meat, right? So I don't, I don't know. Either way,
I don't know, I'm a man who eats meat. The regular Swedish ones are, but what's, not to keep
talking meatballs. I thought Swedish meant they were in that gravy. They're not in a gravy,
because I was prepared to have the white meatballs. Oh. Is that not that? They're not the white
meatballs, but I think they're prepared
in that
that sweeter sauce is what you're thinking of.
Okay.
Either way, I'm down.
I agree, you guys.
I got to get the humidifier out.
I got scratchy throat.
And that like scratchy throw, but like...
It's that time of year where I've been popping
I've been popping little shots
of throat medicine and stuff
because you start to feel it in there
and you're like, no.
Are you having a sore throat?
No, this isn't a throw. This is just that
like gunky wintertime.
Yeah.
Just take your meds, keep your airways open.
Put the humidifier in the bedroom tonight.
Get ready for the dry evenings.
Thank you, packs for all them bitties in chat.
A little Vix vapor rub maybe.
Oh, I can't.
Ever since, I mean, I can do it as a baby, but now that I have chest hair, it's gross.
It's too gross.
It doesn't work.
Same.
It's very disappointing.
It's really too gross.
No, I get it.
Because I, same with having mustache.
Yeah?
Because the move used to be all under the nose.
Yeah.
all around and everything. Now it just gets in there and then it's there forever.
Yeah, Donkey and Chat says, I can say I enjoyed watching the Bills eat it last night.
I don't know what happened. I went to bed. They were winning.
I liked the game. Yeah, you said the O line was just really not protecting Josh Allen.
That was on them. That was on them. And a little bit, a little bit on the defense of the bills.
Because it's, you know, Davis Mills. But we tried to warn people yesterday about Davis Mills.
But no one wanted to listen to us.
Eight times, Donkey said, wow.
Yeah. And a lot of them were not his usual Josh Allen.
Like usually, you know, he scrambles and he gets out of something.
You're thinking, well, he must have gotten sacked on all those.
No, it was just he would drop back and move a little in that line would just collapse.
Is it too early to just say not maybe not their year?
Is it, you don't really say that yet?
No. If I'm not even, because I'm not a Bill's fan.
They just like when they did better.
Yeah, they're seven and four now.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't be too worried.
The Texans defense is the best defense.
Okay.
The number one defense.
All right.
So that's a lot to have happen.
But, you know, I mean, it's kind of a little bit of a blueprint for some other teams.
Like, you know how to attack them.
Who's the best team in the NFL right now?
Because it's usually like the Chiefs, right?
Are they having a great year?
Honestly, it's much for all the shade I threw it, Danny Dimes.
I don't think it's mostly because of him, but Colts are right up there.
Colts. Eagles are real close underneath that.
Bill's are still right there.
Okay.
I don't leave them out.
I honestly think the Ravens are about to turn it around and go on a big fat run.
Okay.
Ah, Rams.
All right.
Well, sorry, Bill's fans.
And then is today for our game of Dallas Cowboy Friday?
Oh, I guess today's.
Technically, Dallas Cowboys Friday?
Eagles, yeah, Eagles Cowboys.
All right.
Well, I'll get to be the Eagles later on today.
That's something nice.
Well, we are live here at the brand new IKEA.
What?
It's going to keep doing that.
How are you going to know?
It's not like we got to keep.
cameras in the studio or anything.
And for some reason, it's fun to say.
Live from IKEA.
Live from IKEA.
It is.
It's the grand opening today.
Get over there and enjoy some furniture and meatballs,
whatever you need over there.
So it's,
so it's a coals,
but more furniture and more meatballs.
What's interesting is about me,
is that I am someone who has lived in a major metropolitan area.
I am someone who's traveled to Sweden,
and I have never set foot in IKEA.
Oh, I thought you've been to several.
I've never been to an IKEA.
I'm driven by many.
I've driven by, I think there's one in New Jersey,
maybe at the Palisades, I've driven near.
Interesting.
I've been to Sweden, have never been in an IKEA.
I know they got furniture and meatballs.
It's all I know about them.
Left and go in.
So we've got to go to fact-finding mission over to IKEA.
They just shoved it in there.
Good morning.
It's K Rock.
It's a bunch of cut-up hot dogs and a bubble.
We're talking about,
we're missing a whole second show here in chat this morning as we're talking.
We went from IKEA to coffee.
And everyone's talking about the Costco chicken bake, which looks like a hot pocket, but you're saying somebody on Reddit, put a hot dog in it.
Well, Twitch, the people are putting the hot dogs in it, and it looks like they are.
They're opening it, and then they're jamming it.
The Costco hot dog, apparently.
Like the dollar hot dog or whatever.
They have a decent size dog.
Thank you.
So do I.
And they jam it in there.
Okay.
I don't want that, but.
You don't have hot dogs?
Yeah.
But I would like to see you do that.
That looks.
It looks interesting.
I'd eat that.
I'm hungry right now.
I could eat a hot dog's breakfast.
Breakfast to hot dog.
I mean, it doesn't look like, it looks appealing.
It doesn't look bad.
Yeah, they're just using it as a bun.
Yeah, I just, I'm not a hot dog.
It's like the Native Americans used to you.
Use all the pieces of the animal.
Yes, that is exactly what I was thinking.
You're all the, you're using all the pieces.
You're using all the pieces.
You're tied together was, yes.
You're at the Costco.
You have a hot dog.
You got a chicken bake.
You use all the pieces.
Nothing goes to waste.
I mean, it is thanks.
It is. It is Thanksgiving.
Oh, that's good. I like that.
Speaking of Thanksgiving, it is less than a week away now, guys.
And, well, next week, this day.
Sorry, I had to clear my throat.
Again, this is the show that's still on the air?
This one.
All right.
We will be live at Bagelicious next Friday in Baybury Plaza,
starting at 6 a.m.
for our annual canned food drive
to benefit the Food Bank of Central New York.
If you got leftovers, maybe you bought too much,
or maybe you intentionally want to make some donations.
We'd love it.
Yes.
If you brought up some non-perishable food items to donate next Friday morning.
Do we know if the baloney they're getting is the big full loaf,
or are we just buying slices?
You might need a message to Jenny bagels privately and get some intel.
I'm going to have to because that kind of affects my baloney boy sandwich.
My baloney boy?
I don't think it's going to be like the Oscar Meyer package.
Probably going to be like a boar's hat or something.
probably has a deli.
That's what I'm hoping.
That's what I'm hoping.
I need to lop off a little sum.
The Black Friday Bologna Boy Bananza?
Yes.
Yeah, so that'll be next Friday morning.
I hope you join us out there.
It's going to be fun.
They're collecting food all the way up to next Friday,
so you can stop today throughout the weekend all next week.
Whatever you want to do, come over and see us.
It would be very comical to make it a,
or an uncomfortable situation, I guess.
What do you mean?
Like so much?
So much that we're not.
really sure what we're to do with the food
currently while we're there.
Let's load it up. Let's get crazy. I think that would be very fun.
Y'all come hang out with us. It's a fun Friday morning
broadcast. We look forward to doing it. Of course.
It is. It is very fun.
Well,
if you got a samurai sword,
you might as well use it, is what I always say.
It's what my grandmother used to say.
It's usually my weapon of choice when I'm out defending
myself against the world's evils.
And this is just, I've said this a million
times, you come into my home or you approach my home, I will end your life.
With a samurai sword.
This guy did.
Didn't end a life, but he'd mess somebody up real good.
You don't mess with people's homes.
No.
You don't approach their homes.
You don't try to do a home invasion.
I will gladly protect my family with deadly force.
Absolutely.
Just this state scares me with how it's almost like it's more rights for the person that breaks
into your place.
Sure.
You just got to yell, it's coming right for us.
And think you say, I thought it was a bear.
I assumed that was a bear.
A robbery suspect remains hospitalized after being stabbed with a samurai sword on Tuesday.
He was attempting a home invasion in Norristown, Pennsylvania.
The guy who had the home has a samurai sword, probably autographed by Randy Jackson.
You're not going to not get Randy Jackson's autographed.
I think that's the only reason you actually have a samurai sword nowadays, right?
35-year-old Marcus Armstrong attempted to rob a man at gunpoint,
and then entered a home where a woman wielding a samurai sword,
yo, kill Bill style?
Seriously.
That's pretty hot.
Geez, Uma Thurman.
The roommate defended himself and the woman took a sword and swiped at the suspect.
Hell yeah.
There's a pretty chaotic scene.
The officer said he was found bleeding heavily on nearby street.
That's what you get, dude.
Don't do that.
That's kind of just, like, you know, if you ever accidentally, you know,
you're reaching to a sink full of dishes.
Oh, yeah.
You cut a hand on a broken glass or something, and you're like, whoa!
And it's just like a slice on your hand.
Imagine a samurai sort.
Samurai wounds.
And if it's like, if this person was like a real, I don't know what the word is.
Samurai?
Yes.
But like mall ninja, like really got into like nerds, like nerdy knives and like,
I'm not picking on you if you like these things.
I'm saying all that to say.
No, I know.
I know.
You shop in those stores.
You buy a real store.
Samurai sword, like ones that are like hundreds or thousands of dollars?
Yes.
Those things are razor sharp.
Oh, yeah.
You can see videos of like, you just drop a piece of paper on it and it.
Yeah.
So imagine.
You were just filleted by that thing, bro.
Right.
And that's what you get for trying to enter someone's home, dude.
Yep.
No, you look like you have gills like the fish.
Now you're breathing out your belly.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told you.
us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus E.S. Not just for you.
Buy you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Thank you, handsome Nick and chat. Happy Friday to those who celebrate.
Good morning, everybody. Be careful.
If that is not, if you're not a Friday,
All right.
A Fristian?
You're not a Fristian?
I was raised Fristian, so we do celebrate Fridays, but I recognized not everybody was.
You went to church with Parmesan Pastor Romero.
Pastor Romagiano.
Pastor Romagiano.
Yeah.
Parmigano Pastor Romagiano.
Thank you so much.
Yep, perfect.
Guys, don't forget tomorrow, Coco is coming out to killabrew.
He'll be there at 3.30 tomorrow.
They're like 3.3.30 for the big Q's at Notre Dame game.
Hang it out, maybe a little earlier, depending if the, if them noon games are a banger, I'm going to be out there a little earlier because I want to get there so I don't miss the end of those.
You want to catch a vibe.
You want to get a bird.
You want to have some wings.
So if you see me before 3.330, don't look at you?
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
I will head but you.
Do not make eye contact or associate with him at all.
He's not on the clock until three.
Some on the clock.
Okay.
That will be good there.
Thanks so much.
Chicken wing and we can feed each.
other chicken wings if you want.
Oh, that'd be nice.
I mean, like that,
a bite.
Thinking about chicken wings now.
Maybe I want chicken wings.
What?
That would be the most baller move.
You get someone to hold your chicken wings for you,
so don't get your hands all chicken wingy?
Chicken wings make your hands stick.
You make your hand steak, chicken wings.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be great.
Coming off of a big Cocoa Pups show last night where he did successfully smoke
cannabis out of a...
Not a jar of cranberry sauce, just all cranberry sauce.
A big, like, I shook the...
the cranberry sauce out of the can and packed a bowl.
It just goes to show you, kids, you set your mind to anything.
Right.
You can achieve your goals.
Right.
If you just stick to your goals, you can achieve that.
Why does it dreadful?
Thank you so much.
Okay.
True of your goals.
So a financial expert yesterday, well, a couple days ago,
was on Fox News doing an interview about holiday spending.
Okay.
and a very controversial take
where they said
budget budget
adults don't need gifts
focus on the people in your life
who are ages 3 to 18
you don't need to buy grandma slippers
I know I don't
not I don't this year
I know that I don't
thank you
I don't have any grandmas left
I don't thanks I would love to
I don't have any grandma's left
Can I buy someone's grandma's letters?
If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift.
Now is not the time to spend and break the bank sending packages across the country.
I don't know.
I like buying adult gifts.
I like buying people I love gifts.
Who is this person to tell other people who they should care and not care about in their lives in order to send something thoughtful?
I like being like, I like being thoughtful.
Yeah.
TikTok makes me want to go and I'm not, I'm going to do it.
I didn't even know about these angel trees until this year.
I'm going to go do one of these angel tree things.
Do we have angel trees here?
No, I guess like, and if these are a thing that's been around forever, I've just been oblivious.
But you go into Walmart and there's a tree with kids who have written gifts that they want,
but maybe the parents can't afford.
Gotcha.
I'm going to go buy some of those for those kids.
Oh, okay.
I see you're saying.
Yeah, why not?
I like to, it's the holiday season.
I like to give people joy in the hot.
holiday times.
So to this person, and we're doing the article, you are, are, no.
That's no.
They say, a lot of us have traditions of exchanging gifts with family and friends and
coworkers, and we might try to buy way more gifts than we should, should to make sure
everyone is covered.
Yeah, I get it.
If you can't afford to buy gifts, then don't overextend yourself.
Yes, that part is for reals, I guess, so that people, yeah, that's one of the downsides.
sides of the holiday season is that people do sometimes feel obligated to, all right,
well, here's the list, I got to get something for everybody, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Nine times out of ten, those same people that you're getting stuff for, they're not giving
you anything back.
And if, I don't know if it's like this with your family, like gatherings, but it happens
so fast, like the opening of the gifts.
Oh.
What's it even matter?
No, we take forever.
Do you really?
I'm bad at that, too, but we do like 80 different things.
Like, we're opening gifts, but it takes, like, two hours.
Oh, see.
Just hanging out, and, you know, my ADD is,
dude.
I'm that opening things.
You know what I mean?
It's like, when we're at, when we do, like, our, my mom's Christmas,
it's a freaking whirlwind, bro.
And I'm like, why did I put any thought into any gift?
Oh, see, no, that's, we, that's, opposite.
There's kids open, and parents are open.
Oh, no.
I'm like, then why do we even do this?
I was going to say, we do what Katie does.
Take turns.
Take turns.
You go.
You go, you go, you go.
We do that at my house.
Yeah.
But when we do like my mother's family Christmas,
it seems to be like a tornado ripster.
No, that's harder.
That seems like one of those people show up.
The person that's putting it on gives them some gifts.
They open it.
Oh, thank you, Josh.
You know what I mean?
I'll go to your house and you are.
You're giving me gifts.
And oh, thank you, Josh.
And I'm opening them.
But then someone else shows up.
Oh, no, you're giving them their gifts.
And they're all, you know what I mean?
It's nuts.
It is that whirlwind of everybody's doing the same thing.
It's nuts.
Separately.
Yeah.
But at my mom's Thanksgiving, we're all in the same room.
And it gets stressful for me because I guess maybe I, if no one's getting the accolades for the gifts they purchase, what's the point of even giving the gifts then?
Because no one knows.
We do all the take turns and something.
It's got to be more of that.
From Santa.
And then here's the ones from me.
You know what I mean?
That type deal.
Yeah.
So I get it.
Well, listen.
That's got to...
Buy who you want to buy for.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
That's also got to be harder, though, for bigger families.
If you've got, like, 20 people there, like, okay, now you go.
Yeah.
All right, next.
Next.
And they've all got, like, 20 gifts again.
But, you know, there's different ways to do all that stuff.
Thank you, man.
for the sub. We appreciate that.
Shop for who you want to shop for.
Buy within your means. If you can afford it, do it.
And if not, if you can't, it's all right.
Enjoy your holiday season.
It's the holiday season.
So what do you?
1065 K-Rock.
I don't have anybody up at Novellis is listening to us, but
just stop doing fires, though.
Yeah, it can't. Has no one told you to stop doing fires, though?
I don't think you're supposed to be roasting chickens.
I don't know what's going on up there.
I'm open fire pets or whatever's happening.
I'm completely stupid when it comes.
of that process. I know it's an extremely hot and dangerous process, so I guess this is like,
I guess fire's uncommon, but we're hitting a little tough stretch here, I guess.
Be careful. Be careful.
Be careful up there, Novella's friends.
Won't you guys be careful? Everybody be careful.
Tomorrow, Cody will be over at Kicka Killebrew in.
New Hartford.
Eating some wings, 3.30 tomorrow for that Q's at Notre Dame.
We will have that on 94-9K Rock in the Mohawk Valley, Brostat, T.K.
K-99 here in the Syracuse,
Oswego area.
And they have a ton of
fun little drinks
as well lately.
The last couple times I've been there.
Last time I was there,
I had a, oh, balls.
I forgot what it was.
It was like a pumpkin something,
but it was like a nice little cocktail.
It was cool.
They have fun little,
a fun little place for drinks and stuff.
Oh, and I'm going to do tonight.
I'm going to take one of my 1911 ciders.
Okay.
But I'm going to pour in this week's
apple whiskey into it and see what that tastes like.
Oh.
Okay.
Because I'm going to put a little Shotsky or two of the apple whiskey into an apple cider.
Which cider?
I just got the standard 1911.
The original?
Never mind.
I was thinking.
I was thinking heirloom.
As soon as you say that, I assume the heirloom.
My boozy drink.
I do have some of the heirloom drinks as well.
I bet that's really good.
I mean.
I like combo and stuff.
I bet that's really good as well.
Yep.
All delicious.
So how's everyone doing good?
Are we good?
Are we enjoying it?
making our plans to head over to IKEA this morning?
I mean, I'm gonna.
I'm waiting.
I mean, Brandon's supposed to be holding it down for us.
He's going to let us slip in, he said.
We got any, what do we got for sports tonight?
Anything on a Friday night?
For me.
Florida State's on.
They're doing a Friday night Florida State fight?
It is a Friday night, Florida State 5 versus NC State.
So Friday night we'll fight.
That'll be fun.
And also kind of funny, a couple hours after that,
UCLA, the basketball team for me,
is on.
They have a game, so Friday night.
Both my teams are on instead of tomorrow.
And there's NBA and other random college football.
And it's that time of year where there's hockey, NBA, college basketball, college football.
No NFL.
Yeah.
That's starting soon, though.
Right after Thanksgiving is when they start hitting you with.
Like, oh, you had something to do on a Saturday at four?
Well, now it's the Broncos, whatever.
And you have all those fantasy players and it matters because you.
You really need to win that belt.
Do we have any Rice University fans listening today?
Any Rice University fans?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Go, who!
Go Owls, bro.
Is that really there?
Go Owls, bro.
You know the Rice University mascot.
I swear to God.
The Owls, Rice Owls.
Come on.
Yes.
I'm 100% sure of that.
Because the story I have here is that no one's going to Rice University games.
You're in the runway.
What a market, bud.
Move to North Texas.
North Texas.
Oh, that's where it.
That's where that is.
If you would have given me a million chances,
I would have not been able to tell you where rice is.
I don't know how you know the rice owls.
Yeah.
But Rice University is having trouble getting people to the nest.
That makes sense.
It's the rice owls.
Is it for football, basketball?
Or in general.
Rice Stadium right now.
So like football, I guess.
Oh, they're not.
I don't think they're probably bad.
So for this Saturday's game tomorrow, if you're listening in Texas.
Oh, tomorrow's the Army Navy game too?
That's exciting.
I'll hold this what?
I was going to say Google
Navy's 250th
whatever
uniforms
best uniforms I've ever seen in the history of uniforms
Oh that's cool
It's the coolest
That's really cool
How would you describe that?
I don't even know
I don't even know how to describe what they've done
They've taken all sorts of
Like the helmet
History and like an old timey ship
The helmet is like a copper looking color
The print on the jersey
Jersey is like a cool, like, Constitution print.
Yeah.
I like that.
Anyway, so if you're listening in North Texas and you're looking to go to the nest tomorrow.
But, yeah, I mean, if you're there.
Not until December, Susan says it.
Oh, okay.
When they do that, that's those jerseys are, cool.
Tomorrow, they are offering Ben and Jerry's ice cream for free and $15 food truck vouchers.
All right.
Students must show valid ID to receive these because they're having trouble getting people in the stands.
You could also win different speakers.
grocery gift cards.
The promotion aims to increase attendance
for the struggling football program,
which is 5 and 5.
Yeah.
And sits 11th in the AAC conference.
They're coming off a win.
Rice Stadium seats about 47,000 people.
Wow.
And they're on the average.
This is still pretty good.
About 20,000 fans a game,
so less than half the stadium,
but still 20,000 fans.
That's still pretty decent.
What do you think Syracuse gets?
30?
Yeah, probably like that.
I don't imagine.
Tickets do remain?
available if you want to get out
to the nest.
To the nest.
To the rest.
To the Nass.
Rice University, take it on North Texas.
And quarterback
Chase Jenkins.
Come on,
Chase.
Drew DeViller.
Just get one, Drew.
Or, oh my God.
Who is it?
Or defensive lineman
whose name I can't pronounce
but is absolutely
11 years old.
Wow.
Congratulations, dude.
To 11-year-old Luca.
The Rice Owls.
You're going to have a
What the hell's the trampoline park?
I just spaced on it.
Oh, he's going to go get air, you're going to go get air, Luca?
Yep, you know, get air for his birthday party,
and then he's going to play defensive line for the rice owls.
Who gives a hoot?
Good night, folks.
Less than a week away from Thanksgiving.
What's going on Thanksgiving weekend?
Oh, what if Cher was a turkey?
What would that sound like that?
How old?
This is why I pay for serious.
This show sucks.
Wine and chocolate festivals coming to the great New York State Fairgrounds.
Next Saturday, you got family in town.
You can sip your way through samples of New York State wineries and distilleries,
plus lots of holiday shopping for local vendors.
Limited tickets available.
You got two session options over at wine and chocolate festivals.com.
Sounds like some people just like to wine.
Shares cutting up.
All right.
I feel like I know my Cody pretty well
that when I see a lady who's his exact type...
Now, I don't think she's...
She's not around here.
She lives in New Mexico.
New Mexico.
But I'm going to show you the video of this lady.
Europe.
This lady is exactly your type.
You would have a very good relationship with this woman.
As a video is going viral,
with this woman, I think her name is Brandy,
and her pet turkey,
okay, having breakfast together.
Oh, they just hang out on all turkey breakfast.
So I'm going to play you the audio first,
because I have, it's kind of enhanced audio on this side,
and then I'll show you the video that doesn't have the,
I'm enhancing the audio.
This is the audio of her, her, or turkey,
and then I'll show you on Twitch and YouTube,
her and her turkey.
Say, good morning.
Say, say, good morning, say,
we are doing trickle again this morning.
I got the sausage, chicken cheese breakfast bowl.
That's a big bite.
So I'm going to have...
He got me.
Okay, eat the egg.
Here.
Good boy.
Was it scrumming?
Okay.
All right.
Good.
So happy for you.
So she's sitting in her car.
Okay.
I'll show you the video.
So she's now put a turkey in a car.
She's got a turkey in a car in a dog bed.
All right.
And they stop and eat breakfast together in the morning.
I think there's something kind of weird.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's a huge turkey.
What?
How big that?
The thing is massive.
It's kind of weird that it's eating eggs.
I'll say that.
Right?
Like, I mean.
Right, but not.
That's all right.
I don't know.
I don't know if Hannels will know.
They don't really know.
Oh yeah, I'm not sure.
For those of you who can't look in our video stream right now, it is a huge turkey sitting
in a dog bat eating a bowl of scrammy eggs.
Yeah.
That is an enormous turkey, though, man.
Isn't it?
That's one of the biggest turkeys I've ever seen.
I've seen a couple in the wild that are really big.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm an animal lover, but in the way of turkeys,
I like to eat them more than have them around.
They're weird.
They're like big fat dinosaurs to me.
They are.
I don't know if I've ever been close enough to a turkey really, to be honest with you.
I mean, other than seeing them in the wild or in like the zoo.
Mm-hmm.
Her turkey name is Goose.
Goose?
She's brandy.
That's goose.
I don't know if maybe this is like a thing they do regularly,
but this video is going viral right now is this.
Giant Turkey's in the bowl of bags?
He likes hash browns, I guess, huh?
And yeah, they're eating out of the same bowl.
Is that kind of...
Is that kind of a...
Animals, I don't...
I mean, I let Elsa do, like, I'll be like,
small bite, and I'll hold, like, a sandwich or something.
Mm-hmm.
And then she can.
And then what happens when she's done?
You cut her off.
Does she get mad about it if you want to finish it?
No, she's smart.
She's learned with me that if she's good and doesn't beg,
eventually something will come her way.
Oh, same with Friday.
He does a very polite thing.
Well, the kids feed him more than they should,
and they've been spoken to him about it.
But he'll do a thing where he just sits,
like he's watching everything you're doing.
Yes.
But he's off in the distance.
He's not going to annoy you.
Yep.
He'll just sit there and wait.
She'll be much closer than that.
Mm-hmm.
But she's better at not, you know,
smacking your whatever,
because Jughead would come right up to you and be like,
you'll be some of that.
He'd be rude about it.
You'd be rude about it.
about it, yeah.
75 pounds and it didn't matter.
315, 364, 1009.
And we got any pet turkeys out there?
Can I see it?
Text line says, I used to work at the airport
and someone had an emotional support turkey.
That's crazy.
All right, good for them.
Other text line says,
turkeys are pricks, they'll peck at you,
anything shiny, they'll follow you and try to beat you up.
I have heard that they are very aggressive.
They're aggressive birds.
Some are very territorial.
They're kind of like geese in that way.
But again, they're birds are stupid, right?
They got little tiny pea brains
You bird brain
Yeah, they don't know
So
They don't know what's going on
They're dumb birds
Yeah, that's okay
Like you said
I'll just, I'll have you on a crock pot
Happy
Birthday
Heyo
Jesus, good morning
I guess Christmas, right?
Well, soon
Oh
Share my birthday with Jesus
You don't have to
Bob, you're before
You're before
Everyone
Everyone always just
It's going to be Jesus' birthday soon
Although that wasn't really
Jesus's birthday, you know that, right?
They just picked a random day.
Okay.
Not to ruin Christmas, but...
Sure, bud.
I did know that.
I just, I have no idea
when or...
Any of those things.
I ain't got much religious knowledge.
I believe he was born in the spring.
But then they were like...
But that's not it's fun.
It was like the spring solstice maybe.
And then like...
But then the...
There's some kind of Wiccan thing that happened
and they're like, well, let's do it.
Ah, we don't need to get into it.
We're celebrating the holidays with Wegman's lights on the league.
They, I said, see, they do also celebrate Jesus.
They got that big, huge giant lifelike cross there.
They got the L.E.D. crowned the red for the blog there.
It's nice.
They go all off.
They get like drips coming off his hands.
Don't get it controversial.
We're doing a nice read for goodness sake.
Wegman's lights on the lake tonight and every night through January.
We get any, no, it's going to be 50 tonight, which is fine, no flakes tonight.
Not for a little bit.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, for a little bit.
We want you to head to Lights on the Lake.com and get your tickets.
Those go right to your phone and then bing, bang, boom, you roll in and you enjoy the beautiful lights at Wegman's Lights on the Lake.
Presented by the upstate Honda dealers and upstate Galesano Children's Hospital.
Cody told you, he gave you his review already.
He went on Tuesday with the dog.
You drive?
It's worth it.
It's jam packed, more lights tonight.
It's worth your time to head on over there.
Get yourself in the holiday spare to Christmas mood.
It's the holiday season.
Oh, but they do.
Well, if you're heading down to the city for the holidays,
I know a lot of people like to go visit New York City, see the trees, see
Macy's, see Fifth Avenue, see all the cool lights down there.
You may notice if you ride the subway, it smells Christmassy.
Oh.
And that is because they're feeding the hobos pine needles, so they can, when they pee,
it's a nice pine scent.
That's scent to it.
Nice.
Bath and Body Works, which is apparently still a thing, is making New York City's subway system
smell like Christmas this holiday season.
They have added diffusers on a platform at Grand Central that release puffs of air that
smell like vanilla and fresh pie.
It's like a garden fresh smell.
We're from California, so we smell all their smells all the time anyway.
Not New York.
We're from California, we love.
Get out of my city, man.
We smell smog all of the time.
Get out of my city, man.
No, I just, that's not, that ain't it.
You don't like the fake Christmas smell?
No, I like the idea.
But you're, that's, you're not doing anything.
That's like how we try to have a little bit of an air freshener in our back.
here. We're like, yeah, cool, man. I like the thought. Very thoughtful.
I love... Drop of water in the bucket.
That he's exactly right. He's comparing the New York City subway system to the Galaxy Men's
bathroom, and he's not wrong. No. He's not wrong. I've experienced both extensively, and he's
not wrong, bro. Yep. It gets very unacceptable. Very unacceptable in there. But there was a little
little air freshener, so.
It was. We had, like, we've had air fresheners.
We've had, like, little diffuser sticks in there.
And it is very much like, oh, you tried.
Cool, so now it's poop.
That's cute.
A little bit of a little bit of popery.
That's cute.
You tried, though.
You did.
You came in, and you did your best there.
That's close.
We just, you got a real team player.
There's no fan or anything.
I know.
That's what makes the difference.
You need the exhaust.
There's no way of any air in this entire damn building to get out, unless that's the front door,
the back door.
Mm-hmm.
And it smells like backdoor.
That's a good joke.
Today's Grace, I actually love everything about you.
I don't care what they say.
I love everything about you.
It's not when I run on the internet.
Oh, well, yeah, the Facebook comments under any K-Rock post the last week.
Not a fan of Cody and I, but really, I mean, even Cody and I don't like Cody and I.
Spoiler, we hate ourselves way more than any of you ever could.
Burn.
Tomorrow, though, if you want to spend some time with Coco, he'll be over at Keebleau.
Tomorrow, Q's at Notre Dame.
You can listen to that game right here on 94-9K Rock in the Mohawk Valley or TK-99 in the Syracuse, Oswego area.
But, Kilbrough does show them some other games just because...
If that one ain't so good is what you're saying?
But there's a plethora of TVs.
Is it a under name good this year?
They're really good.
If they can...
It would be a great upset to knock.
Notre Dame off of some of their high horse
BS. Oh, good. Yeah,
I would love for you going there and swat them down.
I would love that. I just,
it's, we'll see.
We'll see. We'll see.
I don't know. I don't know.
Honestly, I think if we had
Angelie to go back to Notre Dame
because we might have a chance.
So let's just get through this year of Syracuse
and then we'll be fine next year.
And then we'll rebuild. We'll get some people in there.
Let's not all panic. Name me a team
that their starter goes down.
and they end up having the craziest season.
That's how, like, you know, movies are made.
That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
It's random.
We'll be good.
Syracuse is a lacrosse school now, guys.
Don't worry about it.
It's a women's hockey school.
All right.
Come on.
So, uh, the CEO of Microsoft is so confused that people aren't impressed by all the
AI stuff we're doing lately.
He says, quote, it cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming,
or don't find it.
mind blowing.
Well, bro, first of all,
you've been pitching AI to all of us
as something that's going to take our jobs.
Like, it hasn't been a great rollout.
Yeah.
When all these CEOs are like,
think of all the people you're going to be able to fire
with this technology.
Yeah.
That's a bad thing.
Also, you're making the weirdest,
most confusing videos that people probably aren't loving.
No.
And it's, with stuff like chat GPT,
people are using it that aren't good at,
you know, certain aspects of their jobs.
So they use that, which doesn't help when they just throw in weird words.
And, you know what I mean?
Here, no, this is great.
Well, how did you do this?
Judge EBT.
Oh.
Okay, well, that's great.
Your job is to actually come up with these things, but okay.
They say the CEO says that people are unimpressed with AI's rollout.
Yeah, because you sold people a bill of goods.
And it'll do a few things.
AI is going to be great for the medical world, I think.
We're going to be doing a lot of research.
I'm sure we cure cancer with AI.
That's the thing is that if they would have not gone so hard into the world of
watch how we can make it look like the things that we are showing with AI.
Right.
And, you know, I mean, if they would have pushed hard onto the world over using it for good
and science and all that.
Yeah.
But no, it's all just to.
Listen to this number one country song that AI made.
Ew, we don't want that.
Ew.
No, like that's not productive at all.
Look at these movies we're making with AI.
gross, we don't want that either.
Which is funny, then that's when
Hollywood was trying to lose money.
Well, hey, wait a minute, no.
Yeah.
We liked it when other people's jobs were being
possibly phased out by this.
I mean, there's, there's,
AI is definitely coming for our jobs.
Iheart radio has, or I heart media,
whatever the hell they are, because they definitely don't love radio.
No.
They are placing so many AI jocks over the country.
Spotify does this thing that my kid listens to
with an AI DJ.
Oh, really?
And it's really convincing, and it's actually pretty cool.
I mean, I don't know if, listen, AI will never replace our fart mic, okay?
Let's be serious here.
We are above and beyond anything AI can do.
Right.
You never ever going to be able.
And we use it as a tool on this show, Mooncats, when I make stupid graphics and stuff.
Right.
But it's a tool.
Yes, it's not to replace aspects of your job that you are getting paid to do.
that you don't because this is a shortcut.
It's not supposed to be a half-ass shortcut.
No, it was rolled out as this is going to replace so many human beings' jobs.
Yes.
And human beings don't like that, CEO.
No.
We like to have jobs where we can feed our family.
Right.
And you're just inventing things to get this, fine and fire these people.
Just fire all of them.
What about it?
Yeah.
And get rid of them.
Well, someone still needs to click the button.
Yeah.
So, listen, I think that we're approaching the,
the bubble phase, I've said that enough times that they don't need to keep banging that drum,
but I just hope we can all kind of navigate it because we do seem to spend a whole lot of money on it.
People dumped a whole bunch of money into this thing.
I still ain't figured out a way to elongate my winger yet.
Oh, that's what AI should be used for.
Let's go.
Happy Friday.
Here we are, folks.
Made it.
This is why I pay for series.
Made it to the end of the week, and what does that mean for you?
Well, a lot of stuff.
it means for you. First of all, Wegman's lights on the lake tonight and every night.
You can get over there and enjoy yourself. Turn that melt around for us there.
But, and of course, tomorrow, if you want to get some wings and some beer and some food and some football,
head over to Calabrew. Cody will be there at 3.30 tomorrow for the Q's at Notre Dame game.
We're going to call it up set right now. We're going to do it.
Do you think so? Q is going to beat Notre Dame tomorrow. I'm going to see it.
Ooh, what's the score?
2821.
Wow.
2821. It's going to be close.
We're going to put up some points.
It's going to be close, but they're going to get hot.
They're going to feel it.
I'm excited.
You're here to hear it first.
I'm excited.
Thank you, Mindy.
Mindy promised us a cheesecake already.
Cheeky!
It's one of my favorite highlights of the year.
Cheeky!
When Mindy Reader makes us a delicious cheesecake for our Festivist show.
Yeah.
Speaking of which, after we get through Thanksgiving, after we get through all the next week,
we'll start telling you the details about Festivist, when, where, how you can get on the list,
very exclusive this year.
When and where is it even?
I don't even know where I'm going.
Oh, my God.
When is it, though?
Oh.
Every year, a company called NordPass goes through the list of the most hacked passwords on the internet.
Oh, boy.
Trying to figure out what the most common and easily hackable passwords are.
Yeah.
It's password, right?
I was going to say password or one, two, three, four, if it's like a four.
One, three, four, five, six is.
Yeah.
Right.
That's right.
I would imagine.
Admin.
See, now, as a nerd, I know this, a lot of things come with the default password admin.
so if you never change it
and just leave A-D-M-I-N as your password?
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
That's easily hackable.
Yeah.
Because you didn't change it.
You got to change it.
No,
I made the mistake a while back.
I forget what it was,
but there's one of my apps
does a thing where they'll suggest a password for you,
but it's the craziest issue you've ever seen.
That's what I do.
And it did it,
and I accidentally let it do it.
And I was like, I didn't write down X, X, X, X, X, F, R and I was like,
what do I even do?
I just reset it.
But I have a whole.
Little panic.
I do super secure passwords.
For everything except for my streaming things, because I sure that was around.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But I do like super extreme passwords like that like you're joking about.
Yeah.
I generate super extreme passwords.
Oh.
Which is great until one of my kids needs it for a thing.
And I'm like, all right.
I'll be up.
And then it's a bunch of letters and numbers and all confusing symbols and stuff.
You're like, wait a sec.
Hold on.
So the password trends of 2025, yes, password is number one.
Yeah.
But some extremely smart people try to get around it by making it P at sign.
Oh.
And then the O and passwords is zero.
They'll never figure that out.
That way you're using the characters and such.
And the capital letters that has been asked and all that.
Exactly.
I don't know.
My password must be pretty good on Instagram because everyone,
Once in a while, you get those people that think that they're going to hack you or whatnot.
Ask 80 different times to reset your password on Instagram.
Yeah, which is also great, too.
Nobody is ever going to DM you and say they forgot their password.
So if you could just send them a screenshot.
Just real quick.
Don't do any of that, please.
They're about to steal your password.
So please stop it.
Just real quick.
Passwords such as secret or code.
Hey, that's my name.
Almost.
Pass key, all very popular
passwords right now.
Patriotic sentiments?
We'll skip past that one.
Like people...
Oh, oh, never mind.
Yeah, like patriotic things.
I thought you were saying people use the
password patriotic sentiments.
Yeah, I'm like, guys.
People who know, people who lack
any personality and wrap their whole life up in politics.
Yes.
Like the guy with the camper on Route 31 yesterday
that had a giant...
Dude, you have enough money
by a gigantic camper and you're going to put a huge Trump vance decal on it, bud?
Oh, that's weird.
Why would you ruin your camper?
And then the side of it was a picture of Obama with a line through his face.
You did it.
Bro, you won life.
You've got a camper.
Get over it.
He did it, though.
He showed him.
Move on, bro.
He showed everybody.
God, you have a personality.
Oh, that.
Anyways, they did it.
Lucky numbers, also making the list.
Okay.
Do I have lucky numbers?
I don't have lucky numbers.
I don't have lucky numbers.
Uh-oh.
I guess it could be my birthday, like 8, 8-11.
Like, do you have a number that you, like lucky numbers?
Yeah, 13.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
So, like, if you're playing, like, roulette or whatever, you like 13?
Yep.
That was a number for baseball and all that, all that fun stuff.
I guess 11 is my lucky number, because whenever I make a character in a video game, I give
him the number 11.
See?
Exactly.
That's, yes.
420, man.
Yes, bro.
I don't do any of it.
I don't use them in passwords, so.
Fuzz.
Six plus seven equals
13.
Oh, got it.
Sports fanatics.
We're talking the password trends.
Six seven.
Password trends of 2025.
Mine's just six seven until, until I'm logged in, bro.
I just type six seven until it says access granted.
No, like, I guess it would be like Cowboys, six.
seven exclamation points.
I think you got a team or whatever.
Don't say my baby's name on air.
Cowboy six.
Making fun of that lady.
Swear words, popular.
Popular.
You can do swear words.
Oh, I'm resigning passwords now.
You want to do a lot of swear words?
Yes.
So that when the tech company, like when we have our Armory Five that handles all of our tech when they call.
Yep.
And what is your password?
F, butts, weenies, boobs.
It's like that office scene when their computers get turned off Macon,
and the password, they're like,
well, we'll try big boob.
We're in.
Dude, have you tried Brett Hart Greatest 11 or no?
Okay, thank you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Somebody's logged in all your accounts.
Hey, wait a minute, hold on.
And then, yeah, just brand loyalty.
Things like, use, like your law,
Your password for Netflix is Netflix.
Your password for Paramount is paramount.
Okay.
No, my password for Netflix is whatever Josh's password for Netflix.
It's Brett Hart Greatest 11.
That's what it is.
We got a friend in the studio here.
Apparently, we share a lot of friends.
You know, Rosa and Don and all them over there.
So Brian's a friend of the show.
And Brian is here to talk about Greenie's Golf Lounge.
Yes.
I am excited about this.
So, Brian, tell me, when did you guys open over there in Clay?
We opened up October 22nd.
About a month, almost a month.
In this spot, I've heard nothing but rave reviews.
Our own Alex goes over there.
Rose and Don go there all the time.
Tell me about Greenie's Golf Lounge.
It's an indoor golf simulator, but it's more than that, right?
Yeah, 100%.
Like, you can come in.
If you want to, you know, pound beers and hit balls you can.
You want to hone it on your game.
There's an app that goes with the simulator.
that, you know, sort of give you lessons if you would.
Oh, that's cool.
And you want to come in and just watch the game and, you know,
did the self-pour beer wall and hang out and have some great food.
You can do that, too.
Yeah, you're telling me some great food is over there as well as the self-pore beer wall,
which I love those.
But if you're there to golf, you're going to really get a full experience, right?
Because you have one of these rooms where the floor kind of moves, right?
Tell me about that.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
So the tech in all the rooms are relatively the same.
Like anything you want to know about your swing.
is there, but then the black T-bay back there, it's like a little private room.
And the terrain, the floor moves to fit the terrain.
So if you've ever golfed on Green Lakes, you're always on the side of the hill,
and that's what you'll be at on there.
How does the putting work in these simulators?
How do you putt?
So the putting on this particular sim is, it's really good.
You literally just put normal.
Okay.
Once you get outside 15 feet, that's where the screen is.
Okay.
It's a little harder for distance.
I mean, if you hit it one foot to the left, it's going to go one foot to the left.
That's awesome.
Now, I got to ask on behalf of my children, is there an age limit?
Because I got a couple of 15-year-olds that really want to come play.
No, not at all.
So I have a 7-year-old, and there's actually eight junior courses.
Oh, wow.
And so, like, you know, the three of us could go on there with one of our kids,
and we can golf from the whites and put them at the junior T's.
Okay.
So if I wanted to bring, like, a kid's birthday party over there, do you do stuff like that?
Oh, 100%.
We did a birthday party last week, and we have another one tomorrow.
Okay.
And so we're working on the catering menu right now, but it's that.
Anyone's calling me up right now.
We've been doing like pizzas, wings, chicken tenders, all made in-house stuff.
Yeah, I'm excited to get over and check this place out.
Greenies Golf Lounge and Clay, does it work like a course?
I got to get a tea time and schedule my tea times?
Yeah, 100%.
This works best.
Saturday has been pretty busy.
I've got some walking time, but T-T-T-T-T is definitely best.
All right.
Greenies, gulflounge.com, G-R-E-N-I-E-S, G-GolfLounge.com.
You guys are open.
You're evolving.
You've only been hoping, like you said, like a little over a month,
but you're working on that menu, getting things up and running,
and go enjoy some golf.
Brian, great to meet you, man.
Thank you coming on air with us.
Awesome. Thanks for having me.
We'll be over there golfing for sure, especially now that the cold weather is upon us.
For those of you asking, yes, Greenie's Golf Lounge does do gift cards.
You're looking for some Christmas gift ideas.
It's a good idea.
That'd be a good one, man.
That's a fun spot.
Yep.
Shout out to Brian over there at Greenie's Golf Lounge.
Hey, don't forget tomorrow.
Our friends over at the jug are having that fundraiser concert.
for Jesse Buckley, aka known as Buck.
He's the owner.
We did a Festivist there a few years ago.
Great spot.
Oh, that was awesome.
That was one of the best festive visits of ever.
They had Boy Hits Car there after K Rockdown one year.
They do a lot of great stuff over there.
Jesse's got some medical bills they're trying to cover right now.
So Marcus and Fall of Humanities playing.
Yeah.
Costic Methods coming out for this and a whole bunch of other bands tomorrow over at the jug to raise money for Jesse and his family to keep the jug open.
as he goes through these medical procedures right now.
It's like a whole day rock fest.
All day starts at 11 a.m.
Doors at 11 a.m.
Jogon Teal over in Lingcourt.
That's going to be awesome.
15 bands performing, dude.
All day long.
So it's a great day of rock for a great cause.
You can check out all the information.
If you find the jug on social media,
that all the information is right there.
Reader.
I had a question before this story,
so I googled that question.
Okay.
And number last,
what was the question you asked your phone?
And it asked if you needed any help?
Where I can say,
sell my stolen jewels on the black market, I think.
Yeah. I googled how much cash is in an ATM at any given point.
Uh-oh.
And I got the same pop-up.
It's like, hey, bud, you're going through some stuff?
Are you okay?
Well, because Tallahassee police arrested 38-year-old Joshua Hidalgo on Monday
after he allegedly, now this was an afternoon, stole a forklift from a school,
drove that forklift through a neighborhood
to where he got
I don't know where the ATM was
it was at a store
Okay but he scooped it
Scooped it with the forklifts
drove the
Forklift
Back home
To where the police saw him
Yeah yeah with the forklift
The police said
What y'all got going on here
Hey bud
He dropped the ATM
TM tried to flee on foot
They got him after a brief chase
And the reason I googled that.
Why don't you just stay in the...
Inked and chat.
Oh, I don't know it was frowned upon.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know that was...
Oh, this?
I don't know that was frowned about.
I didn't know what I couldn't do that.
Is it?
I'm sorry.
I wouldn't have.
I thought that these were just, okay, that's me.
That's, I've learned...
Let me get this one.
I'm my apologies.
Because now I know.
Now I know.
Yeah, so I googled.
I guess ATMs have like 10 to 20 grand in them at any time.
Is it worth going to jail for a very long time?
Not at all.
I never really understood how ATMs worked for the longest time
What do you mean?
Like I always thought that like, because you know, you see him at the bank
And I assume that like you'd put in the whatnot and somebody behind there was like,
Oh, this guy wants 200 bucks.
No, you did it.
And then they get it from like your account or whatever.
But then they'd have the ones that were just standing out in the mall and you're like,
oh, how does those work?
And then.
You really thought there was a person?
For the longest time.
So how old?
I don't even know.
I don't know, like 20 probably.
That's adorable
Our lovely Coco
Did you do the bank
Transitions
Yeah
And they would just go right into that machine
And stay there
My money's just sitting there
Like if you're at a bank
Yeah
There's a teller in there
Yeah I just assumed
They were on the other side of the
A little tiny guy in it
He's not know that one
I don't know how much
I don't know how they do that
Our friends in America
You did do do do that
Do do that
Where they have that
Those interactive teller machines
Yeah I thought you were going to say
I didn't know that people
Could own ATMs
until recently.
I learned that when I got in this business.
Wait, what?
Like, there's people, like, yes, there's some banks that own ATMs,
but I have multiple friends who run ATM businesses.
Let me get one of them.
They buy an ATM, they stock it with cash,
and they get it placed places.
They're like, hey, you own a pizzeria, you want an ATM?
I can get you an ATM.
And then their job is to drive around restocking ATMs.
That's the most mafia thing ever.
But they get that fee, that $3 fee or whatever,
and it adds up those service fees.
What do you mean?
Hey, whoa, you need 8.m.
I can get you 8 to y'em.
If you want an 8th, I got a guy.
Speaking 8.m.
Hey, baby, you're all 8,m, you know what I'm talking about.
8m, huh?
Twitch.
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He is facing charges, including grand theft, trespassing on school grounds,
possession of burglary tools with intent to use.
Uh-uh.
I wasn't intending to use them.
These are just happened to be.
Yeah, well, what do you mean?
Intent.
Intent to use.
That's not my fault that you just left a forklift out there.
Wegman's lights on the list.
tonight and every night through the holiday season.
Oh, CNY's favorite holiday tradition is back.
And it's packed, baby.
Cocoa was telling me they got a lot of new lights.
It gets crazy busy.
And I imagine the weekend, now the people are realizing that it's going to be.
It's going to be an awesome night over there.
They're going to be a ton of stuff.
Santa's there.
I don't know if Santa's there all the time.
Santa!
But I know him.
Let's just say, it's a really good Santa.
Uh-oh.
I mean, that's solid.
And I know this is a bummer, but I want you guys to be prepared.
It's another one of those years where you're only getting three weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I know.
You're not going to have four weeks.
No.
So you're going to be having Thanksgiving and then that's going to finish.
And you go, oh, man, Christmas is only three weeks away.
Yep.
Prepare for it.
So be getting in there early.
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You cannot use the defense.
I'm just doing a TikTok prank when you're doing illegal things.
I'm sorry?
A prank is not a legal defense.
Yeah, depending on what you're doing there.
I'm sorry that that's not necessarily going to hold up.
Of court, if you're doing illegal things.
This is a guy in Florida, naturally, who was walking down the street naked.
Oh, 41 years old.
Hey, now.
And when asked, why are you walking down the street naked?
Yeah.
I'm just doing it.
I'm just doing a TikTok prank.
Oh, well.
We did get some security footage from a Tesla.
That's right.
A man's going to work.
It's 36 degrees.
Yeah, remember Florida was cold last week.
Yes, it was.
Is walking down the road, buck naked.
He's not even wearing his socks.
Oh, really?
I got to wear your socks.
If you're going to have your wiener out, my God.
Neckett.
Degrees.
And this dude is walking down the road buck naked.
Bucknecked.
He's not even wearing his socks.
So this nice man called the sheriff's office.
We responded.
What's that?
Is Dr. Phil there to help?
Is he there to help them?
Is walking down the road, buck naked.
He's not even wearing his socks.
So this nice man called the sheriff's office.
We responded, and there he is, marching down the side of the road.
We ask him, what are you doing?
Well, it's a TikTok challenge.
Well, you don't even have your cell phone.
You're really neck at him.
You don't have your cell phone.
You can't do freelance TikTok.
Like, what's the TikTok challenge?
You got to wait for a cop.
Do you come up and arrest you for indecent exposure while your winger?
Is that while you're walking down the street?
What?
Is that not a TikTok thing anymore?
I'm doing the TikTok challenge.
I can't keep up with the fads.
Well, where's your phone?
Oh, I don't have a TikTok account.
Then what is this?
What are we doing?
No, the challenge is you get someone else to come up to you while you're naked and ask to film a TikTok.
The prank is that you're naked?
Nope.
So we arrested him.
for obvious violations of the law.
Yeah.
He went to the jail without any clothes on.
Oh, well.
Bucknack.
Bucknack.
Well, they'll give them something to wear in the jail.
I hope.
I would imagine one of those jumpsuits there.
Something to keep more like the embrace of a man that.
Is that the prank?
Is that the prank?
You got naked and the prank, then a little hole too bit.
What's that too for the greater good?
What'd that do for the greater good?
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This is an interesting, like, parisocial study.
And I'm sure we could, like, analyze it and understand it.
But it's also funny.
Okay.
So the scientists.
are studying like, you know, parisocial behavior,
how people act in certain situations.
And they wanted to see...
All right, I guess I'll just kind of give you the punchline now.
They wanted to see what a guy dressed as Batman would affect in a situation.
Okay?
All right.
Now, this is the kind of science I'm into.
All right.
They want to see if people behave better in the presence of Batman.
If Batman comes running up and it's just...
And they behave better.
So the way they did this is they had one, they had an actress put on a pregnant belly and get on a train or a bus.
Okay.
And when she'd get on the trainer or the bus, they would see if anybody would offer their seat.
Do a good deed.
Okay.
Say, oh, ma'am, here, you can sit down, I'll stand up.
Yeah.
Then they did the study again, and they'd have a guy dressed as Batman get on the bus or the subway.
and people acted significantly nicer in the presence of Batman.
Damn right.
It ain't my fault that you got knocked up.
Now I got to give you my seat.
They're calling it the Batman effect.
They found that when Batman was not present,
about 37% of the time somebody would give up a seat to the pregnant lady.
After Batman got on the bus,
nearly 70% of the time people were giving up the seat.
They didn't want to be embarrassed in front of Batman.
If you embarrass me.
If you embarrass me in front of Batman, I swear to God.
And it's literally just a guy.
It's not like any great costume.
It's just a guy.
I'm Batman.
I'm Batman.
I'm the Batman.
Oh, sir.
Here.
I guess they didn't want to be a bad person in front of Batman.
Well, also, it's probably, they're probably like, we're getting filmed.
There's a Batman getting on.
Oh, you think.
Maybe, I bet that's a deeper thing.
Right, he's just standing there and it's like,
well, don't you have my seat, Mr. Batman, so I look excellent on the video.
I didn't think about that.
Maybe there's like a hidden camera prank show syndrome that people have are like, all right.
Yeah.
You on my seat?
Because what is this?
What is this?
What is John Stossels?
What would they do?
Right.
Shows, what is this?
Are you child predator Batman?
Exactly, Jeff and chat.
Do not disrespect me in front of the dark night.
I swear to God.
You make me look like an idiot in front of it.
the dark night. Well, the pregnant lady. I mean, again, that's...
I'm going to start doing this in situations. I'm going to start, like, going to charity
drives dressed as Batman to make people feel guilty to donate more. Right? Just stand
next to the, you know, a lot of people have that, uh, at those things, the, the board with the
weird little, like, thermometer that's filled up. You just stand next to it and just, when people
walk by, just sigh. Next Saturday, next Friday at our canned food drive. Just stay next to
Batman just randomly show up. And just stand next to the,
The food.
Oh, no.
I hope there's more food.
You guys, Batman's really disappointed that we didn't raise more money or more canned non-perishable food items for the food bank.
Hear him?
Well.
He's sad about it.
He's going to go back to his back cave and cry about it.
Big sad.
What would Batman do?
I got those bracelets getting printed right now, guys.
Perfect.
WWBD.
Other side of this, it is a Dallas Cowboys Friday.
I keep forgetting.
I didn't wear no Dallas Cowboys stuff.
At Eagles, am I in Philly?
I got a look.
I don't know.
I'll be the Eagles.
Cody will be his Dallas Cowboys and Batman will be in presence.
So please behave yourself.
On the side of this, we'll get you a gaming.
Yep.
In Philly.
No, no, it's...
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, you're coming into Jerry's World.
You're going to fly into Jerry's World.
You're going to swoop in on the wings of an eagle.
I'm going to fly into Jerry's World playing there.
You just assume you're going to swoop in on the wings of an eagle.
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I didn't really quick though.
I normally do that.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say, I wouldn't get a car where they steam wheel.
You just fly off.
Fly off while you're driving.
I didn't run through the games.
I normally do that.
Yeah, let me ask you.
There's some, let me see here.
There's some fun-looking.
Colts Chiefs?
You said the Colts are really good?
Yeah, they're good this year.
It's very confusing.
So that'll be a fun game.
Seahawks Titans.
Eh, I mean, Pittsburgh, Chicago might be fun.
Vikings Packers?
That'll be a good game.
Nice rivalry game.
Jets at Ravens.
Ravens will kill them, right?
I would imagine this is more that Ravens Revenge's Revenge tour.
Turning things around.
Yep.
Giants Lions.
That would have been fun.
If everyone is healthy to see what this giant's offense would be like against a lines team that pooped the bed last week.
Steelers at Bears.
I bet that's fun.
I bet that's fun.
Even without Aaron Rogers.
Patriots and Bengals are a very bad team this year, three and seven.
If Joe Burrough was there, it would have been different.
But it's going to be Derek May and his Patriots going playing football, right?
Good old Derek.
Look at this high school game, a two and eight Cleveland.
Brown's taking on a 2-8
Las Vegas Raiders.
That's one where they're lucky that
there's a couple other 4 o'clock games.
It's Dallas and Philly.
They made sure you could tell where it's like,
oh, there's Jacksonville, Arizona.
Yeah, Jags of Cards.
Lanna, New Orleans.
We'll do the Eagles, Cowboys, Falcons at Saints.
Oh, 3 and 7.2.8.
The Cowboys game will be good.
The Sunday night game will be good.
Box and Rams.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
But then Monday night, Caroline and San Fran.
All right.
Well, we'll get into a Dallas Cowboys for a ride.
Hey, Dallas Cowboys, though.
You know how that goes.
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Cool.
Will you eat that there, snack cracker and yours special outfit for me?
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