The Show - CAR RANCH

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

“Oh well, I’m drunk as hell.” Cody recounts meeting a big fan at Papa John’s on Friday. Josh suggests uploading The Show to the Hub going forward. Y’all got any packets of Ranch in the glove box? Plus, nude activities and so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Dumb Dumb's, the damp, dumb Dumbs in the morning. Oh, the damp Dummonds.

Dampy Dummonds in the Dumpt pants. A couple of double Ds right there. A couple of double Ds in the dump dump pants. Sagi bottom boys, check it in. Good morning. What it is. Who's in chat, right and early C. Dub, Devon, Tyler, lifts Muddy, Lottie. Scotty Wheatlejuice is there.

Good, or. Malloy, Jimmy, Jason, Pink. Average Joe and so many more. What it is. What do that mouth do? What are we? How are we happy Wednesday? Oh, hi.

Everybody get into it yesterday, anything? What did I do yesterday? What did I do yesterday? I don't remember. Not much yesterday. It was just... Not around the house stuff. Because it was, it was nice, but it wasn't, it was...

It didn't like tip the scale to that level of... Warm, it didn't get warm. Yeah, of doing a bunch of outside stuff. Like, yeah, we went a bunch of... bunch of walking outside. Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't like a, let's go walk at Marcellus Park,

or let's go to Tusco Lake, or even an ice cream day. It was just nice enough to be out. Yeah, it was nice. Cracked the windows, but it was a little brisk. Yeah. No, after a while, once the winds turned a little,

it started to blow in, and then it was just breezy air, and it's like, no, no, mind, time. We got to turn it. Yeah, Nick is right. This May is struggling to stay warm. It has been a stretch of cold weather we've complained about plenty.

It's just crazy. Mitch went fishing, caught one sheephead. Oh, okay. What's a sheephead? No, they're not bad. Ah, that's enough show, then I guess today. Goodbye. No, I'm fine.

They're like big-looking what-nots. I don't really know. They're ones looking like salmons, but not really. Is that them? Sheephead fish. You caught that around here? That giant thing? Yeah, they got weird sheep heads.

Yeah, they're weird sheep heads. They're hard to explain. Where do we got these weird things? No. You caught that around here with these weird ass teeth? I like their teeth. That is really funny. I don't know they had those.

You got to, I mean, is it dead? Can you just take the teeth out now? And make them, they're different than the Florida ones, he says. All right. So I guess they gotta look up New York. They're like all one color. They're not the striped because they don't need to hide in the stripes. They need to be the all one color.

Yeah, okay, I see now. All right. Looking frickers. Good for you, man. Congratulations. Onida has sheep, I guess. All right. All right. Scotty says come out to his camp and watch you fish.

That's funny. Why does he got to camp? That's like every parent. No, go out. I'll watch you. I'll watch you. I'll watch you fish. You guys go fish.

I'll watch you. Oh, good. Ma. Let's me cast this one. Ma, watch my cast. Wow. Good job, bud. So hard.

Ma. Ma. Ma, I got a nibble. Oh, did you? You got a nibble? All right, keep at it. What's how hard I can reel in. Oh, good job, bud.

You're looking real good out there. Oh, thanks. Perfect. It is a whiskey Wednesday. You know what that means tonight at 7 o'clock. We're going to sip, sip, sip on some booze. Come on and join me for a drink. Tonight's 7 p.m.

Twitch.tv slash K. Rock, C&Y. Powered by East Coast Emerald. You know, we'll get that 7.20 smoke break. No. I have lots of friends stopping by today. I have a crazy daisies interview on my schedule for today. I get to supposedly record an interview later on with one of my favorite comedians. Ali Sadiek, I'm going to call later on this morning.

You'll hear that tomorrow. One of a busy back half of the week we have. Busy couple of boys. Seven o'clock tonight. Join me on our Twitch channel. For a little drink. I can't believe that you use alcohol. A little drinky drink.

That's... Oh, well, I'm drunk as hell. I'm glad that you guys like them. It's not your style. It's not necessarily my style. We're talking Treaty Oak Revival. They're coming to town. Khan's got tickets if you're listening in the afternoons.

But they have very cunt. They got a twang to them. But the youth love them. My kids love them. Yeah, that's the style. I mean, they love this song. That's what people like. This is the style of country that people try to relate to.

I did that. I did that to you. That's every lyric. I know, you don't like the country twang. Well, I'm sorry, but you ain't called back, so I guess I get so. We listen to mumble rap instead. Oh, well, I'm drunk as hell. Well, I, uh, I'm always fascinated that we're still singing about drinking, even though, like, drinking is very much on the decline.

Well, it's cool. Can't you hear how cool it is? Country music's still drinking? Well, because I like to party. When on our party, I has a Red Solo cup and I drank. Where are they from? It's just the fakesest lifestyle. That they are drinking?

Just all of that. I don't know. I just can't. I don't want to spend the whole time being negative because I know the people like it. It's just, come on. Yeah, they're from Odessa, Texas, so they are from Texas. That's great, but like. Not like they're like, you know, from Maine or something trying to start.

But like, oh, Jesus. People like it. People like it. You didn't answer. Call me back. You didn't. So I guess I'll try to take a nap. You got to understand.

There's people that turn on this show and think it's the stupidest, most obnoxious, annoying show ever. And they will say that. And they're right to that opinion. And like the guy at the remote, they'll say it right to a face. Yeah. So I'm allowed to then. Say it. Yeah, well.

It was a guy that was just, he kept trying to backtrack, but his backtracking just reverted him saying, but I do hate, I do hate you guys. I forgot to ask you about that yesterday. You're at Papa John's, and you're just doing your remote situation Friday. We're playing the Plinko and all that. Yep, given a listener, prizes and stuff that, whatever.

And then conversation he turns at two is that, immediate. Well, you know, I don't think that you guys totally suck in the morning. I just, I mean, you kind of do. But, and then I went, oh, okay. Thank you for stopping over and you're welcome for the prizes, because what am I going to do?

Yeah. And he goes, oh, no, no, no, I'm just saying, you know, I don't, I don't like hate you guys, but, you know, I just, I can't. I don't like it. I don't like it. And I went, that's fine. No me deal.

I'm glad that you. came out. Thanks. That means I did something right. Yeah, go enjoy Papa John's. Go get a pizza. And he couldn't just walk away. No, and he just kept kind of doing like that like,

circle and over a lot of, yeah, when I'm waiting for my pizza, but, you know, it's not that I, you know, I'll listen sometimes, but, you know,

you guys, you know, it's not that I, and then it'll just revert, you kept reverting right back. So finally, I took out my phone and I started to take a selfie with myself

and he goes, or with him and he goes, are you taking my picture? I went, yeah. Uh-huh. For a while, I went, to put on the internet. Yeah, you're telling me, you won't stop telling me how much you don't like me.

And then he just kind of just like slowly. Yeah. Backed away and I'm like, yeah, it's fine. But at least it wasn't an aggressive we sock. He just, no, he just didn't like us. And he couldn't get out of the conversation. No. He started the conversation about how he doesn't like you and then you just,

yes. Had his pizza been ready, he could have just got out of there. But no, his pizza wasn't ready. Nope. Well, listen. We are the Titi Oak Revival to a lot of people. I like that song. And I didn't know that it was Titi Oak Revival.

My kids have been listening to that song for months in the car. And I'm glad that people have something they love. You have what you like. Exactly. It's not that you totally suck. I mean, you suck a little bit. Well, you do. You do.

You're not good. I mean, it's not that you're not good. But it is that you're not good. But no, you're not. You're not good. No, you're not good. I'm just here for the pizza, to be honest with you. Get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts. So I've been K Rock, the show, and boom, there we are. That's weird, though. I keep going to Porn Hub and typing it in, and we're not on there.

Because that's where you are. I don't understand what you mean. I go. I mean, I can put us there. You can upload regular content to Pornhub. I can literally put our videos. Yeah. That's the funniest thing. We're going to watch you guys, Pornhub. Um, okay. You can put just regular content up there. I didn't know that.

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But we could be there. You then like... We could be the number one morning show on Pornhub if you want, bud. And then like pay for ads and then they get one click. So in whatever category, they're number one in their case. Yeah. I mean, we would be. Hold on.

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Why is everything got to be sexual? Because I don't, I don't know if you really can just upload. I don't think that's, I think if you type anything in that you think you're, that would be anything close to this. Mm-hmm. It would either be a porn spoof of like, uh. You know, doer in the stern, the Howard Stern parody. If I were to load our content on to Porn Hub,

I don't think we'd be found very easily. Well, then when you type in Morning Show, then we would pop up with the, you know, doer and the Stern, Howard Stern. All right, cool. Well, let me try to change gears here a little bit. Good morning. This is K. Rock.

Follow us. Other places. On all the places. Not on porn hub. I'm working on that. Twitch and YouTube, we're streaming live right now, obviously. So a mother on Instagram is going viral. And I do a lot of gross car eating things.

I don't even do this. Oh, uh-oh. What's this going to be then? She said her family was having dinner, and her 17-year-old daughter asked for a ranch. The mother apologized and said they were out, so the daughter excused herself. Went to the car and got a pack of a ranch.

The daughter said she remembered she still had car ranch. Okay. The mother freaked out, asked how long it had been in there. Daughter said months, didn't care, proceeded to eat it. Yeah, that's, I think it doesn't matter further and things like that. The ranch is on the shelf at the store. It's not in the fridge. Here's where I debate you on that.

The car is different than a shelf. Well. Yeah. Because that car is heating up and cooling down and heating up and cooling down. Yep. And I don't know what that's doing to that packet of ranch. Maybe they're in Alaska. It's always cold.

Yeah, like, wintertime, I could satisfy some car condiments. Yeah, I didn't think of that it just bubbling up. Between the months of November to April. It's got the poof to it. Yeah. Between the months of November to April, I'd be fine with a car condiment. Yeah. Because I feel like it's probably like a big refrigerator in there.

Oh, I love it. My heater's never so hot. It's going to like congeal a mayo packet. Outside fridge is the best. You don't got room in your fridge and make a little tray out of snow outside and just boom, boom, boom. We're having dinner and my 17-year-old daughter says to me, there's no ranch. And I said, I'm sorry. I guess we're out of ranch.

So she says, hold on. Sounds like you. And she walks out of the house. And she walks right back in. And she goes, I just. remembered I have car ranch. When I go to Chick-Fle, I just get extra packets of ranch and I just keep them in my car.

I said, how long has that ranch been in your car? She's like, I don't know, months. You can't just eat ranch that's been sitting in a vehicle. We live in Florida. That is a recipe for explosive diarrhea. It's fine. Open that up. Dunk eat. Yeah, Florida does not. You don't have car condiments in Florida.

I mean, I don't know. If she said dunk eats over his little cup, I don't know. I don't know. I'd have to see if there's a poof to it. Because again, I do a lot of gross things, and especially for ranch. I love ranch. You know that about me.

I am a ranch. A lot. But you're not keeping condiments in your car. No, I'm not. I'm only napkins. I like to get extra condiments. Uh-huh. And then you bring them home. And then I have my home. Absolutely. Like a Chick-Cillay sauce goes in the fridge. Well, I bring in the fridge. Actually, that's I wonder if that's saved

all these places, money. What do you mean? Think of how often I would, you would get like extra, like the salsa verde from, I'll say green day, from Taco Bell. When Billy Joe Armstrong and Trey Cool would give you packets, yeah. Chick-fil-A sauce. Uh-huh.

That now, instead of you getting a couple extra for free, or now that I'm charging a quarter and you being like, screw that, now you're paying four bucks a bottle. and buying it at the store and getting it much less from the restaurants themselves because that's what I'm doing. I'm having the revelation myself. Of what? You're just bringing all your comments are home. No,

that I'm buying them at the store now and giving these places more money. Yeah. They got one over on us kind of. And they also limit you too. That's what I mean. Guys, I'm going to take you back to a day when I worked at McDonald's. Where it was,

you would have, I would give you so many packets of sweet and sour sauce to dump. dunk your nuggets in. Yep. Now you get maybe two and no more. And you have to pay. You'll probably get one. Yep.

You'll probably get one because when you're on the app, it says, how many packets of sauce would you like? You can select one or two. Yep. If you want three, it's going to cost you money. Back in the 90s, I was filling half the bag. Right? With sweet and sour boxes.

Now, unreal. And if you have to pay for it, I mean, what are you going to do? It goes back to our boom boom sauce discussion from yesterday. I almost stopped at burned air yesterday, but it was, it was,

there had a billion people there. I don't want to wait in line to be like, yo, a couple of boom sauce. I'll get it for you, but I'll get it. We'll make some.

We'll eat it up. Just get a little cup. Steak and boom boom sauce is the combo right now. Oh, you guys, dude, that's the combo.

That's where I learned about it. Oh, yeah, from at the Habachi. Your bowl. Yeah. Seven o'clock jump on our Twitch channel. Whiskey Wednesday.

Day tonight, 7 p.m. brought to you by East Coast Emeralds. Thank you, Scotty and chat. That'd be a fun thing to do either before or after, sputacular straw. It is the fall, yeah. It's autumn. It's autumn. Lights in the leg right around the corner. No, I think we're pulling out of it, Cody. I think the weather's going to have a nice stretch after these couple days. Isn't today it? Right? Isn't that it?

Let me see the run down here. Oh, good tomorrow now. And then Friday it kind of rainy too. Okay, so they all kind of take. But next week, you guys, the weekend looks pretty nice. a really nice weekend ahead of us. So that, that, that. Got the nice weekend coming up. Let's get through a couple of rainy days.

You'd rather it be rainy in the week down on the weekends, right? That is true. We have a lot of that where all of a sudden it's like, hey, how about a Monday? It's 90 and gorgeous. So it's working out for us. We're all laughing at Cody and chat because he's talking about how every X he's ever had says it's weird that he likes to beep and honk at strangers. I like to wave and say, it's more the wave, but a beep. is usually, if, you know, I'm quick on the trigger,

pooh-p-poo. Yep. Then I'll give a little. Because I like, I don't know, just something my dad always did. Just, but you're just greeting. Anybody. It's not your neighborhood. You could be anywhere, anywhere.

Literally, anywhere. And what do you want back? A wave back? Yeah, no. Just, just, I like, it's always, it's always thought it made everything feel just more like. Small town. Yeah, like more neighborly. Like, maybe then that person was like, oh, wonder who that was.

I waived too many way, because I, yeah. you doing? Like, you know, just a little bright spot on the day. I did, as I say, I stopped doing it a lot. I did just do it. When was it? Coming back. Where were we out and why was out near Verona? I don't remember. Do what makes you happy? But I did. Do you want to drive around? A wave at strangers? Waves to strangers. Because I went for the challenge because it was a house kind of pushed back. You know, you need a long driveway.

Sure. So I did the, bub, and hand out the window and they did the, you know, I was like, I am the opposite. Cody and I are very opposite in, uh, In personality types. Cody's very outgoing. He's very friendly. I am very... You're very friendly. I'm friendly when I'm paid to be friendly.

But you would prefer... I prefer to be by myself. I don't like interacting with other humans. But that's why I've picked a career that I can interact with you. Where you interact with a billion? Yeah. A lot.

It's not really. Yeah. Yes. But I do have two instances. is where I'll do the wave. Up by me is the Heminville Bridge that you hate with the one lane bridge. And if you

wait on one side while someone else is coming through, it's obligation when they come through. Yeah. You got to give them a little hand up. Like your bikers? Yep. How are you doing? Oh, I forgot when I used to ride motorcycles. That is also

unspoken. Is it a low hand wave? Yeah. I don't know why. I don't know. I was not in any kind of biker gang or anything. I just know that a fellow bikers like to waive of you. My dad had a Jeep, so he would always do the... Do the two fingers? Yeah, whatever the...

Yeah. The other time I'll give you a little how do you do? If I'm out walking Fred, and you drive by, or like, maybe you've got a dog or whatever... Die on. Yep. Oh. Died on. And it's the...

We've talked about it before. If you know them, it's the... It's the head-not up. Hey. Because if you don't, it's just the... It's the nod down. No. The other one is the, is the awkward white man smile that I do a lot.

We're like, mm. Yep. Like you're walking past somebody at the grocery store. It's like that really funny reel of when white people pass each other hiking. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. I'm guilty as charged. And if I know what your house is, I will absolutely beep when I go buy it.

Every time. Sure. Like your house gets beeped every time. How often do you drive them by my house? Well, I mean, I got seven, often, sometimes. I mean, but I still beep. I appreciate it. I want to go by it.

I appreciate it. Yeah, if I know your house. I have a neighbor that has a lot of beepers. People that like to beep at the houses they go by. Yep. I just, I got the two rules. If I'm crossing him in Ville Bridge, you're coming. I don't.

Yep. Am I walking the dog? I don't. Yep. Or if I'm just doing the awkward white guy in an awkward situation. How you doing? That's what I do. That's what I do.

Those are the interaction. Do you ever get weird looks back and you're like, what? When you beep and wave? Oh, yeah. All the time. Doesn't deter you. No, never. You still enjoy it.

Because, I mean, that makes sense. If someone randomly beeped at you while you're standing in your front yard and waved at you, and if, you have a chance to see them and you don't know who they are, then that's probably a little weird. Text line says the two fingers down on a biker, because if you put your hand up, it'll get caught in the air stream and want to pull you off the bike. So you can't wave on a motorcycle. That's cool.

You just do like two fingers down. I didn't know that. Do you truck drivers greet a lot? Or like when you're passing another truck driver, are you like an unsaid thing? Do you have a little thing? You show each other your butt cheeks. Oh, that'd be nice hanging out.

Just hanging out the window, I guess. Flapping cheek. Mm-hmm. The trucker way. I shared this on my Instagram last night, K Rock Josh, on Instagram. And I'll definitely want to go see. see it, the upcoming

Dare to Be Stupid Weird Al musical that's going to come to Broadway. Okay. Where they're using his music to do a musical, much like Green Day did a long time ago. Remember the Green Day musical and stuff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Now, behind the scenes, musical theater,

Broadway specifically, is struggling. It just got too expensive, I think, for people. There seemed to be a lot of it. There's a lot of it. Like anything could be a show. A lot of off, Broadhead. Off, off Broadway. And I love theater.

I love going on and seeing Broadway shows, but it just got real expensive, I think, for people. But with Weird Al, like, he's coming to the, hold on a second. He's coming this summer to the Empower Federal Credit Union, Joni Mahoney Amphitheater at Lakeview Race for the Cure, Fun Run for the Cure. Oh, never mind, he laughed. This summer.

And when you go see that, show? Yeah. It is essentially a musical. He's doing costume changes. He's got video segments that run. He's doing all of his hits that you know and love. So if you go see Weird Al this summer at the Empower Federal Credit Union, Joni Mahoney Hamphitheater at Lakeview, presented by Toyota Race for the Cure. Brought to you by McDonald's. Brought to you by McDonald's. Bada, I'm loving summer concerts. You'll enjoy it. Summer concert series

at the lake, at lakeside. Oh, damn it. I gotta get a paper. Yeah, I got a paper. Write this down.

He said, quote, ever since I was a middle-aged man, I wanted to be a part of the New York theater community. Plus, the one thing people say about Broadway is that it's severely lacking in Weirdale-based entertainment.

I heard that. I did hear that about it. I love Weird Al. He's so funny. I read it in the, in the New York Post. Yeah, he was on Stern yesterday. I'd like to watch that interview.

I don't have a subscription. Oh, was he? Yeah, he was. That's where he announced it. He talked about it. So, I mean, yeah, I'll probably drag my wife down to watch that. That's neat. She reassures me she doesn't dislike Weird Al.

No? I don't think she's a huge Weird Al fan, but she doesn't dislike Weird Al. That's right. I'm telling you. I got to keep saying it because it's going to be willed into existence. Trying to put it in the universe. We're having a whole day that day. With Weird Al?

Well, I don't know if a whole day with him, but he is going to be included in it because we're definitely... You want to hang out. Well, you want to meet... I want to meet weird out. Yes. Okay. And I'm going to... For all the times that I've been helped to meet, you know, Brett and all those guys, we can get a favor.

He's going to be... It's going to be at the Empower Federal Credit Union, Joni Mahoney Amphitheater at Lakeview. Harbor View Aquarium. Harbor View Aquarium. At the... He'll be there. Hey, size, sorry. Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes.

How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins... Can sleep peacefully, thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?

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Anyway, here's wonderful. That was awesome. Yeah, we were saying. saying that that was like that moment where they played it. And then the fireworks go off. Yep. Right behind them. Either insults us or thanks us.

They can't really tell what he's talking about. The backdrop was perfect. The sun was just going down. It was like the best sunset ever. Summer night. The sun's going down. Oasis is letting Wonderwall ring out through East Rutherford. Fireworks going off.

Made my beep-ee-bee move a little bit. It was a bus. Made my beep-ee-be-boo a little bit. A little bit. Good morning, everybody. Get the show on demand. Wherever you get your favorite podcast. Type in K Rock, The Show.

There we are. We would appreciate it if you followed us and subscribed. So... Pre-price. We were just talking last break about how you're a waiver. You like to say hi to people. Yep. Okay.

Just be careful. Uh-oh. As according to a new report, with camera technology getting so good, I'm kind of calling BS on this, but I bet it could happen. people are warning you that if you're photographed waving or making the hand piece sign like I'm doing right now on camera

criminals can extract your fingerprints from that data I know no I don't that's I'm sure that in some like CSI style way it's possible but it's not a main concern of mine right now here you good luck with it go go take it there you go steal my identity Maybe you will have better luck. According to a new report, because cell phones are able to capture such high-resolution images,

it is possible your fingerprints could be extracted from that photo, from that data. I don't think it's a big concern yet. And yet a serious crime happens, and we need the footage or the video footage from somewhere nearby, and it's the grainiest piece of crap you've ever seen. Always. Always. help us find this hardened murderous criminal. Although what are those other cameras that are going up that we don't like, right? What are those?

Is it the like the flare can't? What is the ones that we don't like? They're just like going up all over the place to watch us? The ones just for the facial recognition or whatever just to get us in databases and crap? Yeah, those I'm not the biggest fan of. I'm not the biggest fan of those. I don't know where those are. But I'm watching Homicide, Louis-Tayana.

Homicide, Ban Rouge. Megan, you and me both always have an alibi. I am right. Always have an alibi. And they do. They're always like, the homicide happens. And they're like, all right, the homicide happened outside of this convenience store. I see two cameras.

Let's go look at the footage. Oh, we weren't recording last night. Okay. Yeah. Let's go to that camera over there. Here's the footage. And it looks like it was filmed on a Game Boy Color from 1997. Yeah.

So weird. The flock. cameras. Yeah, the flock cameras. We don't like those. And that's what's catching our faces for no reason. But you're right, it's never like, all right, you can get all this data where. Who is? What is? Yeah. Like,

what do you, when you, someone said in the chat, okay, James Bond. Yeah. Okay. They say, even with all the tools and software at their disposal, identity thieves would probably need multiple images to reconstruct your prints. Yeah. But then what? My question is, then what? Yeah, because I have never been able to do anything, nor have I ever been asked, to do anything with a fingerprint.

Yeah, other than unlocking my phone, when that was in the thing for a little while. My phones don't ever have locks. So you're telling me an identity thief. So they got nothing. Go to my bank and be like, I'm Josh, I want monies, but, and they'd go, all I have. I don't have any ID. is this picture. Is my walking around fingers.

No, not mine. This picture. Oh. Because it's not like you can like, yeah, you can recreate it. Do the John Travolta face-off thing and put somebody else's fingerprints on yours? Please only scan this thumb very gently. That is always a move they do in those crime shows, like the scripted ones. Yeah.

Where they're like, we found the perps phone, but we needed to unlock it. So they go down to the morgue and they pull the body out and they take its thumb and put it on things so they can unlock their phone. That was just in a show I watched. It's a pretty common trope in those movies in those shows, yeah. Because facial recognition wouldn't work. Oh, yeah. That's funny. And then they'd open the eyes because your eyes need to be open.

Like my facial recognition doesn't recognize me if I don't have glasses on. No, it doesn't. That's funny. But your thumbprint is much like your weiner, right? I did unlock my... And again, we're giving a lot of hits. If certain people are in town listening to this product. What I also did is I used my weenie to unlock my phone.

The iPhone years ago had a little circle. You could get your thumbprint to unlock it? And I was like, well, could I use my penile print? And it worked. Because when you have gloves on it stuff, that stuff doesn't work. No, it does not. Unless you have the fancy gloves, but you hwang. That's great.

Have you ever been, you don't use facial recognition, though. No. I was going to say, if you've been so stoned, you doesn't recognize your face, I have. It doesn't recognize your face. Like, who are you? No, man. It's me, man. It's me, dude.

Come on. Come on, man. You know me, man. That's where. Open your eyes, Ben. I am, man. They're open. No, I said open your eyes.

Not raise your eyebrows. What? I am. Okay, hold on a second. They're open. Come on. Man, you know me. Phone.

We're bros. You know, we're going to start over a phone. They're saying you could be extra careful and blur your fingerprints. I'm not doing that. Yeah, it's okay. I'm not doing that. No, no, every, every picture I see, I'm just going to blur my hands. Yeah.

No, I've blurred my hands for the, I'm protecting my fingerprints. No freebies. All right, I can just wear gloves. Oh. Or I can just wear gloves. Yep, that works too from here on out. Always. Who was it?

Was it Ed Gein that was cutting all their faces off? Oh, I don't know. And put the face on or like, you could, like, skin, you could de-glove someone's hand and put their skin on your skin. That's what I was thinking, the de-gloving thing. Oh, the girl's so gross. I've blurred my fingerprints for my protection. Let's not forget about this weekend. Coming up over at McGuire, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Joni Mahoney, Ram.

I was going to say, everything's 80 names. Everything's 90 names. Oh, but this is cool. This is an event. It is their inaugural, go topless day, all you Jeep fans out there, like taking your tops off? Like, they're doing a whole thing. I thought it was like, you know, a car dealership weekend thing. No, this is like an event.

Yeah, be a part of this event. It will impact the neighborhood. Now, I guess they have a McGuire Foundation, which is dedicated to supporting charitable organizations right here in CNY, fighting food insecurity, and empowering youth as well as animal welfare. This Saturday, May 16th from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. over at McGuire, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Joni, Mahoney Ram.

They'll be having their go-topless day. And our very own con will be there from noon to two. You can spin the wheel or play Plinko, one of our games, for a chance to win concert tickets, no purchase necessary, five-finger Death Punch, or Godsmack. We'll have those. Head to their Facebook page if you want to register your Jeep. You get a T-shirt, and then you park your Jeep there, and you get to show off your fancy Jeep with no top on it. Wow, there's going to be gorgeous.

You could probably convince him to take his top off too. Mine's off right now. I mean, well, con, I met there, but you asked too. Yeah, I'm nude, yeah. You didn't know, there's no convincing needed. No, it's off. You just ask. Well, I'm going to talk about being.

naked here is um almost naked is the best. I mean naked is the best because you know usually means but no just like summertime least amount of clothes yeah I know you like that and I'm going to read this discussion it was just an ask credit thread but people were talking about

some of the places the strangest places they were just nude they chose to be nude okay and some of these I'm wondering now that you have a healthy fear of ticks are you going to be yeah no I can't

I'm in the woods. Well, that's the problem is that I'm never even really that much out in, like, the woods woods. Like, I don't, like, I'm always mostly on trails and paths and stuff. It's just that a lot of it is, you know, open fields and stuff like that. That's the problem. So there's, I'm being as cautious as I can. I haven't even gotten to do. I haven't been out in that part behind my place near the, like where the golfers hit all the golf balls and it's actually woods.

Yeah. In a while. So it is curtailing my adventures a little bit. And I don't know how you beat it because I would say like, you know, wear it is really high socks or whatever, but you've got. It doesn't matter. There's nothing I can do. You got that dog that's just bringing them in dozens at a time. Between her and just them not caring about what I wear or just being on me.

But I think what's going to help is if this weather would warm the F up, I wouldn't have limited choices. I'm not going to get ticks going up and down the water in Corona. Sure. Depends where I am, up in a Tisco, I don't get any ticks. Like, there's certain spots. I've never gotten a tick on me at Marcellus Park. We found a tick on one of Freddy's tennis balls.

Right? Crawling around like a jerk. I'm like, get out of here. What are you doing? So, anyways, back to being nude. As people were discussing, some of the strangest places, they've decided, create, like, non-sexual nudity. Oh.

Out in the world, nootity. For example, someone had to paint a room. I'm sorry, those words are. But they didn't want to ruin their clothes, so they painted the room nude. What about your vagina or your peehole? Be careful. I don't think you're going to get that. I mean, how are you painting?

I don't know. I don't know. You get a little bit of pee, or a pee on your pee hole. That's where they come. A little paint on your parts. I don't know. Just careful. Bro, speaking of paint, it's so funny.

He picked up the kid from the golf course, like last weekend. And he goes, they didn't tell me they were painting the post, and I leaned against the post. And the whole back of his jacket. It was just white pain. My wife got it out somehow. Why would they not put a sign off? I don't know. He's like, those are you even a sign.

Um, scuba diving. That one, what if like a... Terrified. That you're, again, this is, I'm not doing a bit. Like, your weiner looks like a worm. I, if, when you pee in the lake, if you ever... Because sometimes you can just go ring your short, who cares. It doesn't matter.

But if you like, take it out when you're peeing in a lake, that's terrifying. Because you're like, now you're, a fishing lure. That, thank you. You're a fishing lure now. And ladies, a fishing lure is plenty. You can only catch fish with like eight inch fishing lures. It's plenty.

Yeah, Malfire's right. A floaty peon is funny. Oh, that was hysterical in the aquas spa salt tank. Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, my God, my testicles floated. I forgot about that. It was a whole buoy system. I forgot.

I never take baths. And you're right. Me laying there in that aqua, we got to get back up there, Aqua spa, AguSpah, oh, we laid in that tank, but I got a belly on me,

so there was just like this belly sticking out of the water. And then just like, you're peeing and balls kind of floating on the top or kind of float. It was just like a little bit of a way.

Yeah, it was fun. I was like, look at you. It was really fun. Highly encouraged. Highly encouraged. Yep, yep. Stella says, what was the secret

to getting the paint out of the jacket? She just scrubbed it a lot. It was a, it was an LLBine like windbreaker style. Oh, okay. At least it was a wind breaker. Yeah, it was easier, I think, to get the

paint off. It's impressive. Oh, it's almost gone. I said, I had spray paint all over my hand for a while. You tagging bridges, bro? Maybe. You out there tagging bridges? Maybe.

Are you that weird eyeball thing that goes everywhere around September of New York? Yes. Oh. Just while I'm thinking. Are you vacant? Over by, I am. Over by my mom's, because the trains sit there forever. There are the best taggers over there

with, like, the cool. of spray paints and graffities. Look at how it's on a train? Oh, that's a great. That's a great. Where is that? So we don't know that came from around here, though, right? No, I don't.

Could have come from anywhere. Who knows where they come from? A lot of them say like Mexico on them and stuff. So who knows, but isn't that the funniest thing? That's a cute tag. Where I drove by and I went. So I stopped and went in reverse and went, I got to make sure at that. I love graffiti artists.

But there's really good. And sometimes up here, I'll watch them go by. And there's some really good ones. I can't encourage graffiti because it's illegal and you'll go to jail and all that, but it is cool. If you do it somewhere where it doesn't matter. I like it. Don't do it to like people's...

No, no, no. Obviously everywhere's private property, but sometimes it looks cool on that private property. Like there was a lot of people in the model train community that do that. Oh, that's... Or like they have artists graffiti their trains. Dorky as you guys are. Yeah, no, you're right. You're right.

Or like the city will commission people. Like my friend Sarah is a wicked good artist and they had her do like a lot of the, if you see some of like the electrical boxes that have stuff on them now. Oh yeah, she did a couple of those. Yeah, those are cool. Like the one over by Kitty Hoings,

but it was like something about Seagulls or whatever. I don't know. Yep. All right. So basically other things that people have done for nudity. They're just out walking around in the nude. Lost a bet and fried bacon nude. No.

No. No. I forget sometimes and I'll be wearing like either of a tank top of nothing or I'll be Hopeless and be doing something like that with oil and you real quick forget. That baking grease flattered. Even real quicker. Remember to put on your skin. Yep, your shirt.

Another person tubing in Colorado. Again, I'm not getting in the water naked. Oh, I was thinking literally on a snow tube. Just. Ah! No, this is water. Okay. No.

Uh-uh. You got to be careful. You go flying off that tube. There goes your schweener. or your boobies? Well, the lady says my bikini bottoms and tube got whipped away in the rapid, so I just said no bottoms on. That's a,

that's probably better. So sexy. That's probably better, though, for hitting the water. Ran naked in a hailstorm for 10 bucks. Okay. Good. Ow. Rode a horse naked.

Ow, again. That poor horse. Yeah. And the lucky horse depending. Oh, true. Stuff a little snail trail. Why do you say it like that? Right.

All right. Hey, hey now. Hey, all right, come down. Another person went swimming in the Everglades. That, see, that one, I'm calling a bluff. I bet that's kind of sexual. You're not just being like, Hey, we don't have a guess any bathing suits.

Better take off my pants. Ran naked through an old graveyard on Halloween night. Goth chicks. Goth chicks. That one ended up being sexual. Goth chicks. Guarantee you. Somebody ran into the walk off into the woods naked.

I'm telling you, be careful about them ticks. You get one of talking about paint on your pee hole. You don't want any of that. Where you been naked? What's the strangest non-sexual place you've been nude? Robert Zamburt, good morning. This is K Rock. And on Friday, you can hear another edge theme song from Alterbridge.

Oh, really? All edge theme songs. All edge. We are your number one edge theme song station, folks. Because that's one that when people ask, like, what do I know Alterbridge from? and then I say Edge's theme song

And then they laugh And I go No, I'm serious That's what you know Them from. Metalingis It's one of the best wrestling themes ever

Maybe if not The best start And then with the fireworks Oh, so good But Let's see if I have it here It should be And it should be

Yeah They might say the S word But all you need Is the first like 20 seconds And then there's a bunch of smoke And he comes through the smoke Yep Well it starts

Usually after this, like this little part isn't in it. It usually starts with the crazed drums in a second. Okay. There, right here, now. I'm very a lot.

Oh, yeah. Very cool. Very cool. So, you know, like, I'm pretty sure they will play that. Who's going to Alta Bridge? We will see you guys there Friday nights. I know somebody want to meet and greet.

They're going to a little soundtrack party. I saw all you guitar nerds in the comments wanting to see Mark Tremani's guitar rigs and like see his gear. Guitar nerds like gear. Did he not do that for Creed? Well, because they were like, if we're there for the sound check party, we get to call. We asked him about his gear and stuff. Probably. I think he plays a PRS.

I believe it's his guitar of choice. I may be wrong on that, but I saw my fellow guitar dorks in there wanting to talk about guitar stuff. And we're supposed to have French Montana here. Right, Friday? Oh. I've been calling French Montana the entire time. Tim Montana. Tim French Montana.

So I guess we had a spy. Did you see this, that a Southern California mayor? Kill him. Is an illegal agent to China? Got to kill him. Isn't that what we have to do? Isn't that what you do to traders? Yeah, kill him.

Eileen Wang, it's a woman. Sorry. Has pleaded guilty to acting as an illegal agent for the Chinese government and has resigned. It is unclear why China actually wanted a secret agent in Arcadia, California. They probably want them everywhere together all of the information.

And who knows what was happening there? The government's not going to tell us. So they think by implanting her into like California government, she could relay information to the Chinese? Who knows, man? Who knows? At this point, it's not entirely clear why Eileen Wang conducted these activities.

there are specific requirements for U.S. citizens who are conducting activities on behalf of a foreign government. You can actually spread narratives on behalf of the Chinese government. You just have to register as a foreign agent. I mean, anybody who's traitorous to this country, you get like trabushed into the ocean, I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought they, like, I wasn't being silly. I thought they literally, you're a traitor. They kill you.

Oh, good point, tax line, because California has so much tech and we're always in a race with China over. See what they got going on. So maybe she was like, I'm going to report back to China. I just didn't know we still needed boots on the ground agents. Like I thought everything's on the internet now. You can't just spy on us that way? No, because I mean, there's still pieces.

And I'm sure the government's not going to be like, well, no, actually here we were doing top secret, blah, blah, blah. You know, I'm sure there's all sorts of little pockets that we don't know about that the government's using buildings or whatever to do. Oh, I'm sure we have secret agents embedded places too. That's what I mean. So I wouldn't be surprised if, you know, we're doing something out there and we had pertinent information. So, out there she went.

Damn. But, yeah, that's. That's not just like a slap on the wrist, right? I think that's, like, he's not being morose or like, that used to be like. That used to be like. Full of my country. Like, if you're a traitor, you, you aren't hanged, right? Or something.

I don't know how it works. Not that I'm encouraging. No, no, no. I don't do anything bad. I just thought that was the rule. Yeah. That's the rule. That's the goal now.

That's the goal now. What are we doing? What's going on? I don't know. I don't know. They caught her at least and then I'll let somebody else handle all the legal stuff. I don't know what the rules are. Let's see.

Cody A.I. He's probably going to send me to the sun. Cody's a guy going to get you arrested. If someone is found to be a spy against the U.S., what happens? You need to talk to somebody. La-b-b-ba-ba-ba-ha-safearrest by federal law, severe penalties. That's been in a result thing.

Life in prison. The death penalty and heavy fines. Wait, so they kill you and then throw you in a prison. Yeah. Because, yeah, I don't want what someone said in chat. I don't want to pay for that person. No, I don't want my taxes to pay for someone to be in our prisons. Or, it even feels gross.

Sarah says she was promoting pro-China stuff in California. So now it's... Okay, I see. But like, I don't want to say, like, oh, deport her. Send her back and then let... you have to now tell your boss that we caught you. Yeah, you weren't good at it. Go deal with it.

Maybe China will do it. That's what I'm saying. Leave the blood off our hands. 7 p.m. on our Twitch channel. Again, the future is streaming and we are streaming, baby. Twitch.com. Twitch.com. Click follow.

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Those little things for digital whatever's and, you know. But yeah, they got a ton. I'm in the market. I'm eventually going to snag myself because I've been using my skull water pipe for forever. And they've got a couple. You're looking for a newbie? A nice one's that. I've had my eye on, but I like to let you guys have at it first.

You guys go first. In another week or so, I ain't going to be too nice. No, you want it. It's selfish. Well, they did it. tied it up at two. A weird way. Power play goal.

Take the 3-2 lead and end up winning. Yeah. All Tage was trying to do is bank it up got bored. A bit more than bite-bord. And then Popson comes over top. Over talk. He's got to make sure he doesn't shoot the puck. So that opens up enough room for Dome.

Got to make sure there's enough room for don't. That's my problem with watching these. I start doing that. I started doing the hockey accent. Yeah. So it's tied to the Canadians. Come back to Buffalo now. You know, we're going to go back to Buffalo.

We're going to try to put a good product on the ice, hopefully get a job. The boys have been working real hard out here. You know, they've been, you know, coach's been running us real hard during practice. But we want to, you know, we want to stay hot. We want to keep the muscles hot. And, you know, we get out there. You take your hits.

You take your shots and you hope for the best at the end of the game. but, you know, we'll see how it goes. Go. Yeah, they come back. When are they playing in Buffalo? Oh, day or two. NHL. It'll come about.

Also, Golden Knights pull ahead three, two against the ducks last night. Yep. Mm-hmm. Tonight you got Wild at Avalanche. And then tomorrow you'll have seven o'clock Canadians and Sabres. Oh, okay. Canadians coming down to Buffalo. You don't want to play here.

We're going to cross over the border. Do some. Hawkey in western New York Eat a buffalo wing. Saturday, head over to McGuire. Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram. From 11 to 3, they're doing their inaugural

Go Topless Day event, kicking things off with a gathering of local Jeep enthusiasts. A lot of local organizations benefiting, and of course our very own con. We'll be there from noon to two. He'll have concert tickets for either five-finger death punch or

Godsmack. It is at McGuire, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram, Joni Mahoney, Empower, Federal Credit Union Amphitheater. Ba-da-a-pa-pa-pa-ba-pa-pa-a- Jeep. By the way, if you want to bring your Jeep down and you want to take your Jeep's top off and kind of have, like, it's a little Jeep car show. Yeah, it's a little car show. Go to their Facebook page. You got T-shirts for you and all that.

So head to the McGuire. Get out over there, eh? Chrysler Dodge Jeep, Ram, Facebook page. Go get yourself a look or two at a Jeep. So here we are together. on a whiskey Wednesday, Cody. Some reason it's national apple pie day. That doesn't mean any sense. That makes zero sense.

That should be fall. What reasoning could they possibly give? Because apples aren't even up right now, right? No. No, and they're expensive as hell. Because what, they're last year's apples? Are they from other parts of the world? Yeah, and they're just the ones they grow in a warehouse. Because there's those weird, like, lemonade apple and cosmic crisp, whatever. According to a new survey, 48 percent of adults say their lives need more fun.

Sure. I mean, everybody would like more fun. Okay. They want an average of 16 extra hours a week to devote to having fun. I get that some people just that because, you know, they don't have time because they're doing a lot of work. But a lot of times, a lot of people choose to not have fun. They're just miserable. Yeah, I also, like, I'm sympathetic because I have a very, like, kind of a wide open career.

where I can have more hours if I need them and there's a lot of people who grind in yeah 12, 18 hour days sometimes and you're just trying to get by for your family. I understand that you don't have the freedom that I have. No, yes. To Cody's point, there's really not much going on either. Yeah. Like there's not, you're not missing much. Obviously you'd rather be home or doing something fun than at work, but.

Yeah, but you got to make whatever you are doing in the time you have fun because it's not, like, you know, I don't know, like sometimes. For example, I can see, like when I'm leaving a Tisco or driving there or whatever, just any of those lakes, there's all those lake houses and there's people out and I'm like, man, how amazing? How great would it be to have a lake house in the summer and a great lake. But comparison is the thief of joy. I just went and I'm stopping all along the lake I want. I have a dog in the back. I can do whatever.

I damn well, please. You know what I mean? I'm stopping at roadside stands. I'm randomly going into waterfalls. Like, I'm having fun. You're having a good time. What up? You make do with what you have.

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And also, he is a very big Taylor Swift fan. 19. It's his name. Yup. But yeah, Cody is right. Everybody, you can say, I wish I had, like you're saying, I wish I had that lake house. Whatever.

I bet that person on the lakehouse is like, well, I wish I had that private jet. The private jet's like, I wish I had a private, you know, whatever island or whatever. It just, you can always rob yourself of being happy in the moment. Well, they said, what kind of fun are you looking for? You want more fun? What do you want to do? All right. Nude fun. We did that already.

Oh. Well. Well, we didn't do it, but we did more. More nude fun. They'd say they'd like more time to watch TV. What are you guys watching? What's even out there? I mean, there's stuff because it's okay sports time,

but I don't need more time to watch TV. Yeah, I watch, I don't really watch much TV right now. Yeah, I'm okay with that. Like today when it's raining, I just like to, I like, I like to sit at my computer and work on projects and then also have a show on. Right, yeah, like today will be a day to watch more TV. Yeah.

Spend time with family or friends. Oh, my God. I don't have any friends. Dine out. Oh, that's nice. That's probably my favorite. fun activity. There's places that...

I like to go out and get a good meal, Coco. That's what I like. Yeah. I get it. I like that too. That's fun. Personal hobbies, play video games, etc.

Enjoy outdoor activities. Yeah. I guess what would I consider my most fun thing? Honestly, just like, and it's corny to saying, I just like driving with my family into, like, cute little towns.

He's so good. He's the game. I like going over a little towns. It depends what I'm doing, the time of day, the time of year. Like, there's a bunch of fun stuff. Like, all summer long, like, I like just being outside and just simply walking around and looking at things. Yeah, I like that too. More driving.

I like driving than walking. Oh, yeah, that's the best. I'll say that I do that all the time. Just drive somewhere, pull over, get out, walk for however long, go back to the car. And as I say it out loud, it's probably not the most fun for my family. but if I'm in like a town and they got an old train station and I can go look at an old train station. Yeah, that's fun. That's his favorite.

That's my favorite. You got to get back to that other place that we, what was it the, that little, where were we, where we saw that old train buildings. Well, Woodford brothers has that, is that where we were. The other offices is an old train building. We got to get back to there so you can go check all that. Where's a poppy where my nanny was from? Dude, yeah.

Right next to that little restaurant place or whatever. So you get some chicken wings. I'll get some chicken wings. Well, you. stand and look at some old wooden buildings. My wife got me for Christmas a gift certificate to that Adirondack Railroad thing where you do the pedal bike or whatever that is. Yeah.

We're going to do that this summer. Oh, all right. I don't know if the kids know that yet. I don't know if she wants to do it. I'll go do it by myself, but I'm just going to get on them tracks. No, that's cool. Who's done that, by the way? I've come across, I don't know what tracks of those,

but I assumed they were something like that just walking up there throughout the wilderness. Am I going to have a heart attack though? Like is it hard peddling? Anybody who's done it? No, I think it's just once you get it going, I think it's a lot easier. Because it's on a rail. Pretty much flat land, right? Yeah.

All right. Well, Malfire, if our kids don't want to do it, you can come do it. You and your double date. I'll say it looks like we need to set up a whole day up there, obviously. Apparently everybody wants to. All right. Shout out to, is it the Adirondack Railroad or whatever? Who does the pedal bikes? Yeah, I forget the name of it because it's right on the way. to old forge up there on the right-hand side, right?

Give us a call. We'd love to have you advertise with us. We'd love to hear from you. What have we kissed on the Adirondaga rail bike? What if? Good morning. This is K. Rock. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight and seven, your boy will be sip, sip, sipping away. Thanks to East Coast emeralds in North Syracuse. And of course, we'd love if you stop by and joined us.

Please. Follow our streaming channels. The future is streaming and we are streaming. TV slash K-Rox, C-N-Y, or YouTube. I can go live on YouTube. Cody can't because he's doing drugs on his show. But I do both tonight, so I'll be on, I'll be Twitch and YouTube tonight. Isn't that funny?

I know. I know. The things you can put on YouTube, but you can't, in a legal state, you can't do something legal in your house. I can't smoke weed out of a rotissory chicken on YouTube. No, I thought this was America. I'm sorry, that was America. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

No, that's fine, though. That was, by the way. I don't even know if we were on the air when you said that. Last Friday when AJ was in here, you had mentioned that you did smoke weed. Again, a banger show today for anybody in town paying attention to this station. You did smoke weed out of a rotissory chicken. Yeah.

And I don't know if he doubted you, but we showed him the clip. And it really happened. Yes, it did. It was. Yes, it really did. It was a reality. Yep.

I just don't know where you go from there, bud. No, that's... I think that's the finale. Luckily for me, I'm not caught up on it. Mm-hmm. Like, usually with stuff like that, I'd be every day being like, I got, where am I going to go?

What can I smoke of? What can I smoke on camera? What can I smoke out of my camera? Now, I just, if I see something... You followed the rules of three. You did it three times. Then I laugh. We did...

Pumpkin? Cranberry sauce. Easter bunny. Easter bunny. And then a big finale with the chicken. Chicken. I feel like there was more. It was four.

I mean, you are stone during your weed show, so probably I can remember everything. Right. But, yeah, I mean, I don't. That's fine. We're good. Yeah. If something pops up,

mm-hmm. That's hilarious. If it's smokeable, he'll give it a go. Then I will. He'll give it a go. Yes. Man of Washington State was arrested for stealing the O from the word police on the police department sign.

Police. Police. Oh, I thought it would. Seeing if he would make it something funny. No, then who cares? But you can't, still can't steal. But I'm saying, who cares? Why did he do it?

I don't know. What's the point? I don't, I don't know. I don't know what the end game was. Again, we know step one. But I don't know the finale here. It's two in the morning. Yep.

They saw a man, identified as Marvel Walker Jr. Um, that's the coolest first name ever. Marvel? Mm-hmm. Uh, holding a piece of concrete over his head. Dropping it onto the fence. Oh. Okay, yeah, that's...

Okay. That's not probably for you, bud. They grabbed them. Most signs aren't for you. And if you're going to break and steal from anywhere, you're doing it at the police station, bud? Right? They're there.

Right? Like, you might as well just... They're there. Walk inside and be like, Hey. I'm going to steal. I'm going to steal. So, do you want to just rest me now?

You want to cut out the middleman here. Get out of the way. You don't got to repair your signs. and they frisked him, found a piece of a black-coated metal, O-shaped letter in his pocket. Turned out the O was from the police sign. Out front. Did he say what he's going to do with that?

No, it doesn't say. Just facing charges now. I just wanted the O. Oh. And it was like, if his name was like Orville, I would have got. That's what I mean. There's no O in your name. Marvel Walker Jr.

Oh. Maybe he likes a girl with an O name. Odessa. Ooh. And that's, hey, if you want to seal the deal and get yourself a little booty, you bring her a big stolen sign piece. Tanya right now, it works real well. P. Lice.

Is this the police station? No, no, no. This is the P. Lice. P. Lice. Headquarters? I don't know what you do with that all. Yeah. I mean, but I used to steal, you know,

road signs all the time. Yeah, but you weren't an adult. No, I wasn't. I was a teen. And even then, a road sign is still like, ha ha, it's a road sign or, you know, whatever, but that, it's an all from the police. Like I still, I like to steal neighborhood watch signs because there's an irony to that. That you weren't watching very good. All right, that's pretty funny. That I would go around and steal neighborhood watch signs. Don't do what I do, kids. I was, I could have gone to jail.

You could go to jail. Don't do that. There used to be one of those a long time ago at the start of my mom's street. Like you're in a neighborhood watch? Because it's like, who? Yeah. Who yeah? Nobody is. Did anybody notify the neighborhood?

The 100-year-old guy all the way at the end of the block that would lose his effing mind if you rode your bike through the corner of his yard? Oh, it was so funny. He was on the corner, so, you know, sidewalks, corner to corner,

so if you just cut that little bit, mm-hmm. Oh, bro. It was hilarious. He'd get so mad. The old guys have nothing. So old. Yeah, they got another time.

He's not going to chase here or anything. So he would just yell from his garage. No. My parents' neighborhood was not a neighborhood watch community. We did not have those signs. Yeah. There were some bougier signs down the, like, in the community, like the, like the, like the, or the rich people lived in Penneville?

There were a couple of those. Right. Or the penis out. Mm-hmm. Oh. Yeah, they did. Summner says, didn't your parents taxes pay for those real times? Yeah, it did.

And I stole it. Damn right. I stole it. One or two, you can take them. And I've since learned, by the way, that those are not cheap. No, there's like 500 bucks, right? As the highway superintendent,

had to replace signs all the time or like replace road cones, they're not cheap. Yeah. So my apologies. Hopefully I've repaid my debts with laughter to the community. Hopefully I've... Yay!

I've settled the score With Pennaville, New York. Yeah. You did just. Joy and laughter. You just did. You did. You did just offer up the 1,000 recorded fart.

Thank you. Thank you. So if the town of scruples ever like, hey, you're under arresting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I paid my debt to society with jokes. Joy and whimsy? Gross, dirty cocaine covered money. Yeah.

Full of baby blood and. Thank you. What is a road? What does a road sign do for the greater good? Nothing. Kick the table. What do they do? Nothing.

Here I am. Exactly. And that's what I heard too, Jojo. The pen of a pie monster up there destroys the road signs. It wasn't even me. He doesn't like road signs. He doesn't like road signs because it isn't cringing on the pies. Well, again, he doesn't like to be told where to go and what to do.

So, this is this way. I don't think so. Smack. He doesn't like that. Don't put names on the roads. Those roads don't belong in the trees. No. That's where his people, his friends and family lives.

He's like a big filthy Lorax. Yeah, big Penn of the Pine Monster sightings all the time. As you know, coming up on May 30th from 2 to 4, we'll be doing our first ever K-Rock plant swap over at Crazy Daisies. And Jennifer and Henry are here on behalf of Crazy Daisies. Good morning, guys. Morning. Step nice and close to those microphones, let the people hear you.

As we are celebrating 20 years of Crazy Daisies, the greenhouse, right? Yep, 20 years for the greenhouse. Wow. You've been over at the same spot the entire time, and it feels like you've really blown up, like, these last eight years, I guess, or so. Everybody I know started going for, because the vibe is different. Like, you have a greenhouse, but also you're doing food and drink, right? Like, what started that envision?

I don't know. I think I've always loved food. Yeah. It just kind of seemed like a natural progression to bring my two loves together and just bring, like, a farm-to-table vibe and put out some real food. and get those flowers involved. Try to get the garden right into the cafe was the intention. So what's your history?

How did you get into this world of plants and greenhouses and all that? My in-laws had a farm stand. So I started down there selling like buying wholesale plants and selling retail. Okay. And I just loved it. And so then I started, then we put up a greenhouse. And then we just decided to come home to our place and start with the greenhouse. Yeah.

So that's what we did. Awesome. It is the spot man. My mother-in-law. is huge into plants, goes to crazy days all the time. I'm embarrassed that I haven't been there. I know. And then I thought it was much further away from me.

No, Jennifer rightfully shamed you. She shamed you for being so close. The amount of time that I haven't been able to spend over there makes me upset. But now that I know, now I can't. For those who've never been to crazy daisies like Cody, what are they going to experience when they go there? Full operational greenhouse, right? With like what's available now? Hanging baskets and stuff?

Oh yeah. Hanging baskets, annuals, perennials, herbs, veggie starts, all that kind of stuff. We do, in the summer, we do cut flowers. We have a cut flower patch. You can go in and cut your own flowers. Whoa. That's different. We have what? Pumpkins. We have all that stuff.

Oh, wow. And then we go right into the winter where we do workshops for wreaths. Oh, okay, cool. You know, kind of stuff like that. So we do lots of workshops the whole season long. Oh, that's awesome. We start with garden parties. And we just kind of go through the season.

We've got workshops and private parties the whole year long. Okay. So let's talk events. As we got a lot of events coming up. Like we said, we're celebrating 20 years of crazy dazis. What are some of the events coming up? Our first one coming up is the art market. It's on June 13th, Saturday, June 13th.

We have three a year. That's our first one that kicks off the season. Okay. And actually, June 27th, we're doing our customer appreciation for 20 years. Okay. And we're just going to have a barbecue and just kind of open the place up, you know, have some good vibes, good specials, just to, you know, have everyone come on in. and that's pretty exciting.

That'll be fun. And then every, we're doing all sorts of celebrations for the 20th anniversary. So like for the first thousand customers that come through this year, we give a free crazy daisy to everybody. We're raffling off a 10-inch hanging basket every week the month of May. Okay. Do you know what's going on in June? June?

Yeah. Yeah. Every, every, every, June? June. June right now. Yeah. So every, every month we're doing something a little different to just kind of give back an appreciation for the 20 years is supporting us and doing, you know, coming up there.

Yeah, you're getting tons of love off of our text line and our chat right now. They're saying you make the best biscuits and sausage gravy in your cafe. The food is amazing. A lot of people love your food. And we're going to do our plant swap. I've never done a plant swap. But this was a thing, as you can see, there's plants in this room. I'll take you back to the impetus of this.

Cody made a joke during the pandemic about how if you're going to be on video, you're supposed to have at least one plant in the video with you. I mean, it seemed like the rule back then. started giving us plants and then he has fallen in love with plants. I've got plants at home now. And all of our audience is always like, you guys should do a plant swap. Which I've never done these things. People just bring cuttings or propagatings or whatever.

And we're going to do that over at Crazy Daisies on May 30th. Do you do plant swaps a bunch? We have talked about them. We have not done them. So what we're planning, I think what we're going to do is a plant swap, but it can be a perennial. It can be an annual. It can be a house plant. Yeah.

And even it could be garden tools. It just has to be something. of value. I like that. Don't bring your plastic pots in. Yeah. But this way, you have to get something. You have to give something.

That's neat. That's a good idea. And if you're just like looking to enter the hobby of plants, you have, you know, Jennifer and Henry there to help you. Yeah, great place to do it. And then you can have a nice cocktail while you're walking around. And that's the other angle. If you don't give a damn about plants and you just want to come and eat and drink with us,

you can do that as well. So come and get a drink with a plant in it. Come and get a drink with a plant in it. So our big plant swap will be happening at Crazy Daisies. Saturday, May 30th, from 2 to 4 p.m. But you guys are open all week long. Give people the hours. When can they come visit you?

Monday through Friday, 11 to 8, Saturday 930 to 8, and Sunday 930 to 4. Crazy Daisiesflowers.com for all the information. And, of course, we will see you there Saturday the 30th. Thank you for coming on. Thank you for letting us have our little plant swap over there with you. We appreciate it. Yeah, we can't wait to have you guys come in. We'll see on the 30.

That's surprisingly affordable. Yeah, no, not bad at all. Good morning. This is K-Rock. Cody was showing me a bong pong, which is beer pong, but it's bongs. It's exactly what it sounds like. Yeah. You set up six bongs across from six other bongs.

And they got little cups on top. And then if you hit it, then you hit it. You take the little cup off for a sec. You pour it in, I guess. You hit the little bong. Huh. How cool is that? You know for tobacco use.

For tobacco use only, whatever we got to say. 70 bucks for 12 bongs. I mean, they're little plastic guys, right? But still, that's a cool, I mean, you want a conversation starter at a party. You guys want to play some bong pong? What's bong pong, Josh? And then you're off and running. You know, you know how that was invented.

Bro. You guys know beer pong, right? Yeah. And like, we're playing beer pong. Yeah, but. But what if, like, the cups. What of the cups were we, dude? Yeah, what if?

Guys, guys, come here. I have an idea. The R&D that went into that, I'm sure. Because I've played it similar. Yeah? Where you hit it, whatever, the beer pong cup, but then you also have to take a bong rip as well. Oh, really?

It's been done, just this is, it's not just me. It's incorporated, yeah. You're not just standing around with the bong. I like that this is all compact. It all comes. a whole unit. Taxline says I'm more of a battle shots man. What is that like battleship with battle with shot glasses?

Man, that would be fun too. I'd have to play with like beer. I couldn't do a hard liquor. Oh, this looks fun. That sounds fun as hell too. Yeah, this looks fun too. There's different variation. Oh, man. Tipsy ships, war shots.

There's a bunch of variations of it. That's actually really cool. I like both of those. I've heard of battle shots, but not a long time. And that's, that's, you'd get. I do love a bad decision. You'd real messed up with that if you actually did shots. My tolerance is too high.

I wouldn't. If they were liquor inside of them? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Eight ship trays, three ping pong balls. So what would I do? Oh, so I had to do a total of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten shots. That would get me drunk, yeah.

Yeah. I don't have that much tolerance. No, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. I can do four. Four is usually my high end. Yeah.

Because two doubles. I'll do two doubles. Imagine one game. And that'll be good. Yeah, but I love battleship. It's one of my favorite games. That is fun. That is a good one.

You guys are saying it's really fun. I'll have to try that. Get us on demand wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Search for K Rock the show. And there we are. Boom. And wherever. And boom.

Boom. So people getting ready to travel this summer. Don't. Don't. I'm going to. We're going to do a travel. trip. We're going to do a trip. Nah, everybody is staying right where we are.

I'm worried about it. I'm worried about, you know, viruses and different things on the planes. But I digress. Kids are only going to be young once. Got to get these trips in while they still live with us, you know? Because you're not young now. I'll be dead before you know it. Got them. But I told you know, I have it on the calendar and it's not for a little bit.

It takes time, so I'm not implemented in anything. It's slow release. Yes. As long as they get that life insurance money, I don't care, but. Yes, we do. So they interviewed a bunch of flight attendants on some tips for getting on a plane that you might not think of. Like, for example, bring layers because the plane can be hot or the plane can be cold. Okay.

Depending on it's sitting still. Okay. Or the ACs on. Like if you're on the tarmac and it ain't running yet, sometimes I don't turn the AC on. So have just a T-shirt on, but then you get cold. Yeah. I do remember that when they couldn't put the air on for a minute. It was like, sucks.

Oh, my God. Everyone's please sit down so they can put the air on. Do not walk around barefoot. These floors are a lot dirty than you think they're port in the airplane. Airplane. Okay, yeah. Why? People are disgusting.

Yes. Oh, no. People are kicking their shoes off wherever they want now, and it's so gross. I'm outside, but it's just dirt and maybe poop every once in a while. Outside? Sometimes. Well, in the summer? Oh, God, yeah.

But, I mean... My feet are always... They always got something on them. No, especially if it's a place what's got like a lake. Oh, man. Sand'll stay at base. Dude, the amount of photos I've seen

if people just kicking their shoes off and putting their dogs up on like a... Oh, that I hate. Oh, my God. No, the only thing I had to deal with was a person battling me over the window. Mm-hmm. Cousin Jay with a good tip.

If you're traveling as a fan, family decide who is sitting where before you all get out of the plane and not while everyone is waiting in line to get to their seats. The kids are arguing. First trip in Vegas. That blew my mind because we went as a group of a lot of us. I didn't realize that when we talked about blah, blah, blah and where they were. And I was like, what do you mean where you are?

We're not all right in immediate group as friends. No, you're scattered. You were scattered around? Yeah, that doesn't make no sense. We all booked them at You know, it's like, you didn't all book them at once, but they just put them all over. Sometimes they do that to say it's cheaper than having an assigned seat or picking seats. So I had to fly the first one.

I think I had somebody next to me. I think I had buddy Jay next to me for the long way out there. Because, yeah, that's what I was also nervous. I mean, somebody next to me. Yeah. We're flying a very tiny plane to Philadelphia, like a really small plane. The little puddle jumper? Yeah.

We had that to Chicago. San Fran. I'll see how that goes. Because they kept messing with me the whole time about every little bump. Showgirl lifts likes to drive barefoot. No. I do too. In the summertime, if I got flip-flops on.

I hate that, because then it blows your mind when you realize how thin the gas pack. Like the pedals are and stuff? Yeah, I like it. I feel like I'm more in touch with my car. No, I don't like because, and I don't like the, once you start this time of you're driving with sandals, it also throws me off. With my little slides. Because it's just different than shoes. It just feels weird.

Although I do got, I see a lot of women posting content about how dudes and sandals or flip flops are really gross. And they're not wrong. No, dude's feet are disgusting. Dude feet are the worst and they're gross. Or if they're not, like my feet aren't gross, but they're weird. I have Barney Rubble feet. Yeah. Right, just have a little, little weird little, like just Barney Rubble feet.

And maybe you're guilty of this. I don't know. But usually the dudes who don't have very enjoyable feet to look at are the ones that got them out all. the time. No, luckily, sandals, flip-flops, whatever it is. Even in the summer, other than again, venturing around in the lakes and stuff, when I'm wearing my slides, because I wear them around the house all day, I like to wear socks with them.

I don't care. Yeah, no, that's fine. It's a look. It's a comfortable. It's just like the nice sock feel of the super squishy slides as well. It's very nice. And yeah, Mitch is right. Driving barefoot is illegal, supposedly.

So whatever. I'll do what I want. Really? How would you prove that? Driving with this much meat's illegal, too. They say, I can drown with this loaded a gun. They say careful eating gassy foods or drinking soda before flying

because cabin pressure can make you expand. Give me bubble guts. Did I landing? It hit like luckily enough time where like I wasn't in pain. But I started going in the bathroom on the airplane where I was like, I have to. I have to go. I have to come out.

And then I took like a 20-minute dump in Vegas when we got to the airport. Luckily it was like 2 a.m. So there was nobody around. But it was like. It was just that cabin pressure messes with your belly. My first real plane ride, really. So they also say drinking too much booze is dangerous because it hits harder because of cabin pressure and elevation. You're up in the air.

Oh, see, I was all. It was a little. You got drunk before you got out of the plane. No, Zanickson. I think it was half an ambient for like the six hour because I was. was so nervous. Oh, you are? Oh, I needed to be calm. I didn't, I'd never flown. We went to Florida in sixth grade that I didn't really remember, but going that far, I was terrified. Did that help you? Yes. And then finally, um, hydrate. It's very dry in the plane.

The cabins are very dry. Hydrate before. Drink your water. I do remember that part too. All right. All right. Yeah, but hold on here. Martha Stewart's making cookies, and I don't know what she's new. Why don't the Stewart still got it going on? Yeah, she's just so much work. You think? Yes. You think there's a lot of work? Yes, her face has got a lot of work.

I see it. But it's also she's got some natural bounce. But, I mean, if that's what she wants to do to... It's her right to do it. I don't care what you do. If Martha Stewart wants to get out of jail and then get a bunch of facework and smoke weed with Snoop Dog and then... True. Look all hot and do sex with dudes and make cookies.

Great. Do it. What was she in jail for? It was like insider trading or something? I think it was something stupid. Yeah. So, whatever. Anyways, Radio World, we'll hand you off to the 90s at 9.

Get you into that nice and early today. Twitch and YouTube. Hey, what? Let's like, well, we're just congratulations again on 1,000 farts. Thank you so much. Thank you. Before we left for the day. That was all, yeah.

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