The Show - CATALOGUE
Episode Date: September 15, 2026Our first Monday Night Football of the season! We’ve got a new Oriental Trading catalogue and you know how much your boys love a catalogue. High Strangeness looks in to the 2024 Miami Mall Incid...ent. What are some things you should never tell AI models? Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Yeah.
a rug.
Dude.
Dude, I was sleeping in that chilly air.
Yep.
Yeah.
Fall time, baby.
Had to bring one of the plants inside last night.
Yeah, it's that time that you've got to be careful.
It'll get caught up in that frosty weather soon.
Right, Steffey.
It's sweatshirt weather, baby.
Oh, yeah.
I got my Joanne Fabric sweatshirt on today.
I brought up a sweater.
Because I was like, I might as well start wearing some of these if I have them in there.
Some of the sweaters I have are, you know,
Nice one, so.
Cozy, cozy morning, getting up early.
Oh, it was, this was probably the hardest in a while.
I had everything open, so it was freezing.
Yeah, I love it.
I love it.
And I did one of those where I took the blanket off,
because as soon as that alarm hits.
I love it.
Yeah, you got to get out of better.
I move.
Yeah.
Like, I like to see how fast I can hit that alarm.
Yeah?
It's because you guys, you guys play a dangerous game.
Can't do it.
with the snooze?
And I'm just so nervous that it wouldn't just work.
Or it's so close that I would think I'm hitting snooze, but I'm turning it off.
No, so no, no, no.
But I got, I did that and immediately like went, yeah.
Okay, just go.
Get in the shower.
Get in the shower.
It's the best.
Not only have I not snoozed in 20 years, I don't even use my alarm anymore.
I'm awake before my alarm.
I have been for the last several years.
I could be if I didn't want to get to, you know what I mean?
I have my morning time now perfect where.
I like my routine.
I like my routine.
Oh, I don't get out of bed till it's,
everything is a very tight schedule in the morning.
Yeah.
So if like, if I'm awake at 3.45,
but I don't got to get out of bed until 4.15,
I'm just like, I'm just going to sit here.
I call it my meditation.
Gotcha.
And I don't look at my phone.
I just sit there and I meditate.
See, that's the end.
Now I get out of bed, yeah.
For me, before I leave is when I do that.
Yep.
Where I don't, I know, I kind of know the time.
I know how long it's been.
Mm-hmm.
It also helps that it's that time of year where I can, pardon me, start my car.
So once that stops, then I know spend 10 minutes.
Spent 10 minutes.
Like, got to go.
And roll.
Kelly says, I got to be more disciplined about snoozing.
I'll do it twice.
Yeah, you got to because you're not getting anything out of it.
Like Cody says his mom snoozes a bunch.
Oh, that's a snoozer.
You're not dropping back into core sleep.
You're not getting anything out of it.
So why bother?
No.
Let's get out of bed.
I can't.
I know if somebody use it to wake up.
Kind of, you know what I mean?
Like it's part of the routine.
Like how you can lay there without it.
Some people have to do that.
It would just make me furious.
No, I'd be like, what, oh, I got seven more minutes of sleep?
No, it'd make me mad.
It'd make me mad.
Yeah.
I just get up.
I get up, get moving, you know?
Even else I didn't get out of bed.
Today?
When I got out of the shower and went looking, she was still in my bed.
And I was like, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Nice chilly morning.
What is it?
46.
No way.
Wow.
Forty six outside the student.
right now.
Love it.
Well, good morning, everybody.
Happy Tuesday to those of you who celebrate it is a Tuesday.
Again, I got, you know, tattoo festival things to give away.
I've got puppy evil tickets to give away.
It's a high strangeness Tuesday.
Look at all the stuff.
We'll recap last night.
You said that the Chiefs just looked incredible last night.
Yeah.
I mean, I think so.
I think a lot of people, we talk about it, that Kenneth Walker,
they underplayed him getting signed to the Chiefs.
Okay.
I did not.
T. Swift there at all?
Any spottings of her?
Okay.
Yeah.
To an annoying level?
It always is, but with Tom Cruise.
It was awesome.
I love it.
I know.
I can't.
I don't get mad.
I don't get mad that Taylor Swift is at these games because she is one of the biggest stars in the world, so I don't poopoo about it.
Yes.
And you love Tom Cruise.
I love Tom Cruise.
He was with her?
For a little while, and then it was Jason Kelsey.
But it was just, I loved the fact that it riles.
up football fans.
And then it was Tom Cruise on top of it.
I was like, oh, this is going to be gold.
And I think it was just for a little while, though.
Well, I like to remind fans, like when they get pissy that they keep cutting to Taylor Swift,
that woman that they keep cutting to is more famous than any person on that field right now.
That all of them.
By like tenfold.
So that's why they do that, Grandpa.
Yeah.
Because that's attention.
Yep.
And people like that.
And there's a lot of people that are watching.
in Chiefs games in the hopes that they see things left.
Yeah, and she's a pretty lady.
So the people that have no idea, you know, the fellas are watching football,
the ones that are here, you want to keep showing,
you may at least be like, oh, these years are a birdie lady,
so they shut up for a little while.
So I'd be good.
Did Tom Cruise do anything?
He just wait?
Not unless I missed it.
He was just in the box.
He was just there.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know if he lives.
All right.
Somewhere on there, he's doing a movie,
Monday Night Football, the ESPN.
They spend money on dumb crap.
He threw him some little chunk of change.
I do think Tom Cruise loves being Tom Cruise.
What, what is it?
That'd be great.
He rode it on the wings of a baby.
Oh, my God, that'd be hilarious.
And he just parachutes into the stadium?
Yes.
Yes.
Anyways.
And I do not like when they keep showing Spike Jones at the NBA games.
Spike League.
Yeah, yeah.
Because he still goes to Nick's games.
Yeah, and he's annoying.
I don't like him.
The annoying Knicks fan.
He's going to be even more.
going this year because they won.
Oh my God.
They were so annoying.
For some reason, they were doing a multi-hour
U.S. Open live stream.
There's no way anybody saw this but me.
It's like I was living in a fever dream.
And I was strolling my phone.
And it was like somebody,
it was the official U.S. Open account.
And it's almost like somebody had just set the phone
in the private box and like Spike Lee was there
with other celebrities just talking.
Oh, my God.
And I'm like, what is this?
They're at the U.S. Open,
but what?
what am I watching here?
That's awful.
And then, like, I came back an hour later and they were still doing it.
I go, what is this?
Oh, no.
What is this?
Oh, no.
I can't imagine between that and the fact that it's tennis.
Yeah.
Yeah, and then, speaking to Spike Lee and Nick's games,
all my kid and I wanted was to see some celebrities when we went to the garden.
He wasn't there.
Really?
They never showed him.
They never showed him.
I have no idea if he goes to every single one.
Patrick Ewing was there.
Oh.
That's cool.
The game we were at.
That's cool.
We wanted to see like an Adam Sandler.
Yeah.
We wanted to see a Timmy Chalamee.
I was kind of hoping for that at the Yankees game, to be honest with you.
Celebrity?
We didn't see anybody, did we?
No.
And we were in the spot to be there.
And I'm not kidding.
I thought this one guy that was up even further was Braun Breaker for a couple minutes.
Wow, that would have been exciting.
But then I was trying to Google his tattoos and he had different tattoos.
Because he had the exact, that, like.
That face?
Yeah, like that shape and everything.
And, like, you know, he's got that goate that, like, goes up to, you know, like, here.
Got the exact same facial hair.
I was like, that, that's him.
And he had the, he had his head on frontward with glasses and everything.
Right, I love to.
Hey, Brat.
Oh, God, I love doing that.
Brat brunt.
That's so much fun.
What's his real name?
Uh, oh, what is it?
Brach Steiner or whatever.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Oh.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Rub breaker.
No, it's one of my favorite things.
If you tell me you think somebody, somebody,
just tell me their name.
I have 100% yeah.
Braddanger.
What?
Hey, Brubbriger.
You need gummy teeth?
Do you even have a large amount of plastic eyeballs?
There's some of them a rubber too?
Yeah, I got all kinds.
Oh!
Oh, hooy, this is K Rock.
I'm so unprepared.
I'm, uh, I feel uncomfortable saying the name of the catalog I'm looking through,
but it is their business and I will say it and then we'll move on.
That's, that's on them.
This is the business.
We are looking in the Oriental Trading Catalog.
Again, I feel like we should probably update that name.
I don't know what I'm going to do?
Do you need a 20, you need ghost candy fun packets?
I got those for you.
Do they come with?
I got those for you.
Little witch fingers that you put on there and you put them on there or not if they get stuck?
I got all kinds.
You guys know this about me.
You've listened to this stupid show long enough.
I'm a sucker for a catalog.
I like when the internet's printed out.
Call me old school.
I do too.
You send me like every year I get the big thing.
Bass Pro Shop catalog.
Love it.
Coming up soon, we'll get those.
They're not the same as they used to be,
but you'll get like a toy catalog,
but it's not really a toy catalog.
Yeah, no, I like looking at that stuff out on my balcony.
You're like sitting down and relaxing and looking at reading one of those.
I get one of those or something similar.
And this is the Oriental Trading Catalog that's sitting over there
in the events division, I don't know.
But here's the thing.
Do you need mini Halloween character prisms?
Yes.
It's Halloween on the outside, but then you look through it and makes the,
Oh, I love those.
Halloween prisms right there.
Yeah, the little canisters.
Got some of that.
Oh, I can look into that.
It's printed T-Mu, Sarah.
Exactly right.
I can look into that.
Wow, hopefully, unless I got to go somewhere else,
I'm wearing my very uncomfortable orange plastic spider ring.
Oh, those are very readily available.
How about the candy cone, the plastic candy cone with a little foam pumpkin on it?
I push it and the pumpkin jumps off in your face.
Got one of those.
Yep.
You want a pumpkin yo-yo?
I got those.
Do you have the little plastic clackers that just go
plenty of those?
You want a weird foam plane that's kind of foam,
but it seems like too thin to be foam?
I was so nervous 10 minutes ago.
Got those.
I got every duck.
You can get a duck and I can get you a Halloween duck,
a jack-o'lanner duck.
I can get your cat ducks.
I can get you...
Cat ducks.
Want cat duck?
I got various cat ducks.
I can get you Halloween spooky disco ball ducks.
I can get your Halloween skeleton rubber duck assortments.
Yes, please.
I got microcandy corn rubber ducks.
Are they already assembled or is it like my chicken McNuggets?
From McDonald's that I have, where you have to assemble their fun little outfits that I got from the 90s.
These appear to be fully printed.
They're ready to go.
Fully printed.
Cat duck.
You want cat duck?
Cat duck.
A little mini zombie hands you put on your fingers?
You have those two?
I got all kinds of things in my Oriental trading catalog.
And do you have a candy, but you shouldn't?
What do you mean?
Don't they sometimes have just like weird.
I got tons of candy in here.
I don't know where it comes from, but they got tons of candy in here.
Hey, do you have anything that maybe glows in the dark?
Oh, you had a whole glow in the dark section?
I got it for you, bud.
But you definitely aren't using glow in the dark safe material.
Okay, good.
I've got a lot of, I've got non-Hlloween stuff as well.
Well, that's, because listen,
year round, you're going to be needing trinkets.
Do you want a little magnet kit that says, quote,
God never leaves me,
and it's a fall themed cross with fall things,
and it's a magnet kit.
We can make a Sunday school.
You want that?
It says God never leaves me.
That'll be a good Sunday school chore.
Yep.
We'll do that.
We'll do that.
I would have definitely made that on Sunday morning.
It goes good with the picture of the,
the card that my brother got me
that's now hanging and framed in my bathroom
where it's a little kid
at bat
and Jesus is wrapped around with him
and he's batting
and he's always at bat for you
yes awesome
hopefully Tam Tam's not tuned in
I would absolutely have made that
at Sunday school and now that's just for you
right there we're going through the catalog
that's the Ninja Turtles hats you would have liked those right
see they got
one of those that's one of those
that's one of those things where you have to just
you get four and like teachers wear them.
Yep.
We all get green shirts.
We can get, we can all play costumes together.
I can get you the fire chief.
Oh.
I can get you the police hat.
Play fireman.
Play fireman.
Construction worker or space man.
Is that a pilgrim's hat?
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
Hell yeah.
I feel like they've got, and this is shocking to me, and I'm not kidding.
I feel like they have way more stuff than they used to like 10, 20 years ago.
Tons of candy.
I'm saying I'm getting a candy, but maybe you shouldn't.
You want nerds?
I got more pencils than you know what to do with.
What kind of pencils do you want to order out of the Oriental Trading Catalog?
All.
How about bulk fun print?
I want the ones with the worst erasers possible.
They don't work.
I want the ones where you go to erase.
And it rips your paper half.
It snaps the eraser off.
Ooh.
A lot of Halloween coloring sheets available this year.
Bro, the collection of witchy fingers.
We're doing a lot of great things in the witchy finger business.
That's what I mean.
You can get multiple colored zombie fingers, skeleton fingers, mummy fingers, witch fingers, Martian fingers.
What's a Martian finger?
I don't know.
It's like a blue, but it's got like a nail.
It's just a monster, but a different color.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
So many activities.
Because Sunday school this weekend.
They made you look so cool.
Cool, but you couldn't do anything trick or treating with them.
What, the fingers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They'd be cumbersome.
And then there's your whole, listen, there's your whole.
Yes.
There's your whole thing.
The glow on the dark, bro.
Yep.
I'm sorry, I mean, fingers.
Fingas.
Fingas.
Who I learned is a father.
He's raising a child, so he's doing very well.
That's, uh, those are just, they're just the best.
I love a catalog.
Yep.
Who is even doing, like, who do I have for a toy catalog?
this year. Oh, man.
You'll get that little Target flyer, but I don't have
with Target, so what do I got?
I'd have to see what comes in the Sunday paper.
K.B. Toys putting out
stuff? There's toys that
still put out stuff pretending they're still open, but
they're not really open. Maybe.
Maybe.
Walmart, I bet.
We'll have us, like, a holiday toy catalog.
Yep, yep, Walmart. I love a toy catalog.
It's dangerous, man. It's dangerous.
Well, because it was
that was your opportunity.
Dude, the JC Penny
toy catalog, forget about it.
And we've talked about it, I'm sure, millions of times,
but when you were handed that magazine
and a Sharpie,
circle some things in there, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I've been chasing that dragon for 45 years.
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
And the year I panicked and got a helicopter,
which is pretty awesome.
And I never used it, and I wish I knew what happened to it,
because I, as an adult, really wish I knew what to do with that.
Yeah.
My nanny every year would give me the JC Penny catalog,
or variation of, is whatever toy catalog.
Yep.
And she'd say, circle some things in here.
And I panicked.
And one of the things I circled was that gas-powered helicopter thing?
Just which one of the-
And she bought it?
And I never knew what to do with it.
It's one of those where you do that not thinking,
you're like, all right, here's a long shot.
Why not?
You know what I mean?
And it needed like special RC car gas that I didn't have.
I know exactly what you're talking about because you had to go to that.
I think about that once a week.
They weren't as readily available.
You had to go to one of those like hobby shops.
Yeah.
Not hobby lobby, but like back in the day, like those little places.
And they had those little cans and stuff.
Yeah, that nitro methane or whatever the super gas was.
And then what?
It would just go flying around like a son of a bitch?
I'll never know because I never fulfilled that dream.
Because Tam Tam probably put it in a garage sale.
And Bob ain't letting me use gasoline within 300 yards of his house.
No, no.
No, no.
But I want to land it on our roof here.
That's been awesome.
And I wouldn't have known how you control it.
All I knew is it had a gas tank, and I guess it would have gone up.
Yeah.
How it would have come back down?
I don't know.
Didn't have a remote.
Nope.
Really?
It was not remote control.
It was just, I think, dude, I'm not lying.
I think about this stupid helicopter once a week.
What was the point of it?
It wasn't remote control.
It was like a little toy.
Yeah.
You put that gas in, and I think it goes up a little bit, and then it would have come down a little bit.
It was like the, not the same, because it was gas that,
those pole string things.
Oh, yeah.
The toy just goes flying up into the air.
Yep.
Yep.
See, Inc. says my buddy had one of those, and they were awesome.
I think about it.
I think about it once a week.
Because I never got to fulfill.
I got to find one on eBay.
I'm sure.
I got to close that chapter in my brain.
I bet we could find you one.
I bet they're probably pretty readily available, right?
Chris had one.
Yeah.
Chris had one.
I never got to fulfill my dreams.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
I didn't know anybody that had it,
but I know I can see it in the package.
Yep, yep.
And then he bought it for me.
And I failed.
Failed.
Anyways, Twitch.com.
We are a catalog of fun.
Textline.
Mike won as helicopter money.
I don't.
I mean, I don't.
100.91065 K-rock.
Puka, Bella.
I'm sure you've noticed some changes.
How are you talking to?
I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins.
You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat.
But the twins
Can sleep peacefully
Thanks to the rear manual sunshade
And what about the
Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?
I guess you're right
Can we go to the hospital now?
The contractions are getting closer
Some activity out there, what do you see?
It's a long bit of arguing
When he's taxis and somebody?
I don't know
Yeah, they got his passenger, I don't know
Uh-oh
Busy that guy
You see some things now man
Like this area
This area is like nothing I've ever seen
Oh my God
Boops
I just distracted Cody
It's like it's wild
It's wild downtown
I know we say that
But it gets more wild
Every day
I wish I had any type of help
Of an answer
I can't explain it
It's just
The amount of people
That you walk one block here
That
For example
Yesterday a gentleman
Was parked in front of our
studio after the show
A
person walked by
his truck and for some reason spit on his truck.
Nobody knows why.
But there's a lot of that down here.
Yep, just right in it right on us.
So that the spitter walks away.
Well, now another
Walker
gets involved and starts to tell
the guy in the truck, hey, that guy just spit on your truck.
The man in the car in the truck was like,
okay, fine, I'm on a call.
But the gentleman wouldn't let up.
And he kept saying he spit on your truck.
And Cody and our watchers the whole thing.
He was trying to be nice.
And then he walks up with his shirt and wipes the spit off the guy's truck.
Yeah.
That was one of the nice ones.
So then Cody goes out for his very important meeting in the parking lot.
I smoke weed in my car.
Hell yeah.
And the guy who wiped the spit off the truck with his t-shirt,
maybe he thought like this will get me a tip or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
sees Rick Di Ulio pull in.
He starts telling Rick DiLio about the truck spitter.
Yeah.
Who's been long gone.
The truck spitter just walked away, right?
We don't know why he spit on the guy's truck.
No, it was just a random,
and I don't even think this guy was one of the random unhoused gentlemen.
No, this was.
It was just a douchebag that was walking by, and it was on purpose.
And he got very, like, worked up over the spitter.
Yeah, because he wanted to tell people about the spitter.
So Cody had to wait in his car.
car until this gentleman made as well.
It was, to quote sister, it has been
extra spicy lately.
It's, it's been extra spicy. Yes.
They hope people get the help they need, but
it's a lot. There's numerous
people currently under our, the
CSX bridge. There's a whole community
under there again, which happens every couple of
years. And right now, it's
not that any of them, there's a couple
that are a little, you know,
aggressive, but it's
just that it's
a lot. You know what I mean? Like,
lot. It's a lot to keep an eye on.
You shouldn't walk half a block and literally have four to five people.
It's Syracuse. It ain't that big.
Yeah, it's busy down here.
I don't know what you do about it.
I don't know. That's what I mean.
We're willing to help anybody who has an answer, but I don't know what to do.
Yeah, I do not know.
Hoy, hoi, everybody.
Here we are on a Tuesday morning.
And, well, let me do this the other side of this because I ain't got no shame in
eating alone at a restaurant.
Restaurants are reporting 22% increases and people just making reservations and eating a meal
by themselves in the restaurant.
Huh.
It depends on time and where, place, and when and circumstance for me.
Yeah.
No, it's still something that even after.
You can't do it? I can.
I'm better at it now.
New report shows 22% increase over the previous year of people.
eating by themselves in restaurants and I ain't got no shame and eating by myself in a restaurant.
Yeah, no.
It's still, again, one of those things.
I just, I don't know what it is.
I'm more apt to go to the bar if it's one of those places.
Doesn't that count as eating by yourself?
Yeah, yeah.
I like doing that.
So that's not as bad.
Or, like, when I was on vacation, that was okay or whatever.
And then, for some reason in the summer, I can do it more easy than, you.
You know what I mean?
On the winter, it's more of like a theatrical thing.
You're putting on your jacket and you're in your hat and you're getting,
ooh, now you're all nice and warm and you're taking all off in the restaurant.
You have to understand the, and I think a lot of parents can relate to this now.
Anytime I get food by myself, it has to be an extremely covert stealth operation.
Because if any of my children check Life 360 and see me in the vicinity of McDonald's,
Or a Chick-Falais.
Yeah.
Or somewhere, like a, they could get food from.
I'm getting texts.
Well.
So if I'm eating anywhere by myself, I got to deactiv, I can turn out the phone.
I got to sit there.
They're looking for me.
They're going to know I'm eating.
Now is the time when you.
At San Miguel, they're going to want something.
You can send back, yeah.
I am.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Yeah.
It's honestly, dude, I did that last week.
And it felt pretty awesome.
It's, where I go.
Yeah.
You can.
We're like, well, what was like the oldest was like,
both of the kids were trying to get Chick-fil-A out of us.
And I'm like, you guys go get it.
We don't need to be involved at all.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have money on your Greenlight.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go get your Chick-fil-A.
Oh, we don't want to pay for it.
Oh, now you're starting to learn.
And sometimes, like, sometimes I'll, if it gets them off my back,
I'll be like, I'll put the money on your green light,
go get some chick-fil-law.
Just leave me alone.
So in restaurant trends, my favorite magazine, data shows solo dynions are up 22%, breakfast reservations,
which is what I could do.
Like, I've done that several times at a diner.
Like, I'll be craving, like, a chicken fried steak and some eggs.
That would probably be easier.
Pop into a finally hour, sit at the counter, pop into a Beaville diner sit at the counter.
Yep.
It's also, it would be easier because one of the other reasons I don't, I don't, I don't,
go out to eat as much as I always feel like I'm like bothering the waitress because oh
table for one oh you're a small tip yeah they want you know table for five they want a big
tip no but breakfast time and in a diner there's a lot of you know ones that well that's why
I like the counter yeah I know what you're saying I feel like I'm filling a table yeah that's a
waste of a table yeah but if I consider it a counter yep nope that's what I said it at both places I
went to when I was at old forge, I was like,
wherever I'm out of the way and not taking up, you know, one of your good tables.
But at,
Slickers, I got put in that just regular big table for four.
I felt like a king.
I never eaten there before.
I felt like a king.
I spread everything out.
I've never been to Slickers.
They put the TV on what I wanted.
Fuzz says she liked working one tops.
They were easier to serve and gave me a break.
Yeah.
I guess that's true, too.
Yeah, and again, I'm just getting like one thing, so.
So breakfasts are the biggest.
solo meal time,
followed by lunch and then
early bird dinners, like 4 p.m.
dinners. Those are all my favorite times to eat.
I was going to say, okay, so every time
Josh has food, those will be
those would be the three right there.
Tipping is the highest in the Midwest and lowest
in California. Come on, California.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Where are we? Does it say where we are on that?
I can tell you, if I clicked into toast.
I mean, that's good, though.
At least we're not.
cheapest.
No, it just gets in a way dad I don't care about.
I like to tip and then when the person's on the way, be like,
I appreciate you, a couple more bucks coming your way.
Oh, I always say thank you to the kitchen.
I want to see if they come flying on.
I got to get back up to Brewer Union, man.
They reopened after the fair and they got a bunch of new stuff on their menu.
I got to get up there.
Yeah, I haven't seen.
That's right, I got to get a meal.
A bunch of places like that that were like, all right, we've calmed down a little after the fair.
Now back to this, check out what we got.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, hello, burger.
I got to get back in the business,
what I'm talking about?
I can eat a burger.
On Tuesdays, we get creepy.
Remember, at random serpentage through fatty coils emerging.
I've been watching a lot of X-Files lately.
It's just on Comet.
You know that channel?
Yes.
No, yes.
Speaking of someone who still watches television?
Yes, I know that channel.
It's got X-Files at night.
No, I just, I don't.
It was just never a show I got into?
X-Files?
Yeah.
last thing I saw was that thing where you
terrified the hell out of me. The fluke? Yeah, with the
fluke. I hate the fluke. I've never seen anything
like that in my life right there, so.
Fluke episode is one. I think I'm pretty good. I don't know
if I need to see any more. It'll sit with you for a while.
I see it in my nightmares.
Mouthfire. X-Files made me buy. That should be a sticker, I think,
Mel. Oh, for, uh, the lady.
That, yep. Because what is she? Is she by?
Oh, I don't know. She never really did it for me, though.
Oh, she did it for me. I don't say, I know, I was going to say, I know that for most
people.
She'd get it for me.
Yep, and I would, I'd buy that.
Just pansexual?
But I want it to be either a sticker or magnet of Mel going like this, like pointing at
herself with her thumb.
X-Files made me by.
X-Files made me by.
And then what, DeCovny was a, was he a sex addict or a porno addict?
One of the two?
I think it's kind of, it's a little like both.
Which is interesting.
I don't really.
I mean, I guess if you're David DeCovny and you can have that much, you know,
Much sex should be easy to get addicted to it.
The rest of us ugly guys are just down there.
I'm going to say, I don't know how that works.
I don't want to be addicted to that, please.
I don't want to make light, but it's like, oh, no, the gorgeous guys having too much sex.
Oh, no.
But I think he just couldn't stop.
I think it ruined his marriage and everything.
Because you get, like, you know, locked in and you need to have it all the time.
Yeah.
Anyways, today's high strangeness, my friends, is the Miami Mall incident.
Do you remember this?
It's more of a conspiracy theory because of your reaction right now.
Yeah.
It just kind of happened and then nobody really ever said another thing about it.
I think, okay, but I think I was thinking of something different.
If you don't know what the Miami Mall incident was,
is on January 1st, 2024.
So New Year's Day.
Yep.
And I'll give you the official police report and then I will play you the footage of what people at the mall claim they saw.
Okay.
So police get reports of a brawl.
Allegedly, somebody might have set off firecrackers or fireworks.
Okay, this is what I'm thinking of that.
And they're thinking, oh my goodness, is it a shooting?
Is it a ball shooting?
Yeah.
And the police respond.
Now, the reason it got so much attention is because every police car you've ever seen responded.
Who responded?
Oh.
And you'll see in the video footage that I'm going to show you.
Is it on the screen?
Oh, no.
that literally probably 100 police cars showed up,
which is why everyone was like,
what the hell's going on?
They say that police detained multiple juveniles
involved in disturbances, fights, and vandalism,
authorities confirmed no shots were fired,
no power was lost, and nothing had to close.
So it was just an incident.
Now, the people who were at the mall on that day
say they saw three 10 to 15 foot tall beings
come out of a portal essentially
and I'm only going to play you one guy's account
you guys can go down your own deep wormhole here.
I was watching a video last night of this older guy
who's like, he was, yeah.
So this older guy was being interviewed
and he goes, I was in the store with my sister.
Yeah.
And we saw what looked like three 10 foot tall beings kind of out of a portal.
And he said the weirdest part, yes, that was weird.
But he said the SWAT team was already there when they saw the beings.
Yeah.
Meaning he said in his account of it, they were waiting.
He saw the beings and then suddenly the SWAT team were there in the same second.
And he goes, that doesn't make sense for the response time.
So there's all these accounts coming out.
I didn't know.
Wow.
Of these beings being at the Miami Mall.
Now, not to like completely poo-poo this before I even play the clip.
With any conspiracy, my theory is always that people can't keep their mouth shut.
There's no way you're getting hundreds of cops to never talk about the three aliens.
I mean, unless it was the swap people that saw and all the cops were outside in their cars.
And it was Kate, like, by need to no basis.
So, all right, us 50 SWAT people, we keep our mouths shut because we are able to live the luxurious life we live.
I don't have no idea.
But I am on your side with anything.
Moon landing conspiracy, this conspiracy, like somebody's going to talk.
But human ego beats out any kind of financial growth.
Unfortunately, it's always after the fact where that somebody does.
but it's always, well, it's 50 years now.
Why did you wait?
It's too late now type deal, but no, that's...
If you want to jump in Twitch.tv slash the show or the show.com,
you're going to see a couple of quick pieces of footage that were captured at the Miami Mall that day,
allegedly showing 10 foot tall beings.
There's one where it's like you see the police cars parked and it just kind of moves,
like sign style.
Oh, you see a shadowy thing?
But you can also make it up if you're...
want you'll see it all. The rumors are like I said 10 foot tall beings this guy's going to
describe them kind of glitching out. You cannot find body cam footage. You cannot find security
footage. It sounds like they had the cops as outside whatever and it sounds like just to go
along with their being these beings. It sounds like they were the government or something were in
contact and they were made aware like,
hey, just so you know,
our portal's coming through and
it's going to be here. And the government was like,
that's the middle of a mall and they're like,
not our problem. We're coming
through there. You do what you need to do with that information.
Interesting. And then they were all there.
You stay outside.
Somebody said it in there. They're dressed
the men in black.
Dressed as SWAT. It's not hard to put on
SWAT gear. They probably thought they needed in case
they get aliens apt.
Now, it's not in this clip.
This is the actual, kind of like a super cut of this guy's account
and also showing the footage from the mall that day.
There's a fact at the end of this that I will share
that makes this especially weird.
But otherwise, here's, this guy, I believe, is named Fitz.
Because here, I want you to know this too before I play Fitz.
But you need more shocker.
The guy you're going to see in this video,
showing this foot, this is the clip he recorded,
immediately after the incident.
He's like, here's what I saw, here's what happened.
Disappeared for a while.
Then he came back months later and he said,
oh, guys, no, I was just, I was being funny.
That's what really pisses me off.
It's like the Art Bell or whatever his name is the caller.
The caller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was like, no, I was just kidding about me knowing about the aliens.
And that's what people are leading into.
I'm just kidding.
They're like, what do you mean?
told us all this information.
Then you came back like,
oh, I'm just joking.
Sike!
Yeah.
That's what I think got people
ramping up the conspiracy.
All right, here you go.
Oh, boy.
Basically what happened was I was there
with my brother Brian,
my sister and my nephew.
And then we see a whole crowd of people
just running out in a direction.
As soon as you saw it,
we were like, oh, yeah, what's going on?
So we immediately ran out with our nephew
and we followed the crowd.
And then a few seconds later,
as soon as we started running,
we see these three, nine,
10 foot tall creatures. I'm not going to say aliens. Everyone keeps saying it's aliens. I'm not saying
aliens because I don't know what it was. It looked like it was glitching. Not like a computer pixelation,
but like a wavy glitch. And then you could see it in its full form, all three of them. And then,
you know, they were all black. You saw eyes. And you could faintly see like,
lips. I was about like 20 feet away. You see everybody gave it distance, right? And they were just
standing there. And the thing that was a little bit weird, it was clearly, like, observing us.
It was sentient. It was aware of us, looked at us, the whole crowd. And then as soon as it started
walking with its big legs, kind of like, it started like almost glitching again. We all ran.
My brother, like immediately said, yo, let's go. We see a whole sea of cop cars, mad cop cars.
Like, look it right here. That's what I remember. This is the overhead shot that you'll probably all
remember. This is what I remember. Where it's like, this seems like,
an unnecessary response to a fight.
Even if it was a shooting situation.
Well, that's what I remember about this was all the comments of,
yo, we have shootings down here all the time.
There's never a response.
Right, like this.
With this ever.
So it's like, okay, what else?
So many cops.
I mean, probably 50 police cars are there.
It's right here at Bayside.
More.
More than that, right?
It was just interesting the police response.
This ain't for no teenagers.
No, this is, this was for something way bigger.
And it almost seemed like the cops had like an already made strategy for it.
Because they surrounded one of the beings with like all their police cars.
You could see on the side of the building.
Right there.
So that is supposedly, if you're not watching, I'll describe it.
That is supposedly one of the beings outside of the mall.
Okay.
It could be just a single person walking.
Yeah, look how big it is.
But it's really big compared to the building next to it.
Well, compared to the car, even if it's that far away from the cars, it wouldn't be that.
You know what I mean?
It wouldn't be the same size as a car.
We're doing high strangeness, the Miami Mall incident back from 2024.
I don't know what's going to do with aliens.
Clip that everyone's seen that it was slowly walking.
It seemed more like it was an interdimensional thing.
See it?
The thing that was a little bit weird, it was.
clearly like observing us. It was sentient.
What the hell?
It was aware of us. It looked at us, the whole crowd.
And then as soon as it started walking with its big legs, it started like almost
glitching again. And for anyone that's like saying, where's the footage, where's the footage?
Yeah, I know. I don't have any footage. I'll explain why. Because like when I saw it, I was
in complete fear. It was something I completely froze, man. I don't care if I sound like a
about it. Like, I froze.
I don't care who you are.
I feel like when you're seeing something paranormal,
it's different than when you're seeing a fight.
Yeah, you'll probably want to record that and put it on a real star or whatever.
When you see something paranormal, you can't comprehend what you're seeing.
Your first instinct is like, it ain't to like take out your phone and start recording.
Your first instinct is like, I've never seen this before.
What is this?
Is it going to hurt me?
That was my first number one priority.
Okay, so first off.
That's the guy who comments on it.
That is weird, though.
of that the few weird instances of things that I've had,
that is the feeling.
I've never had it that it's going to get hurt.
You're just brain glitching out.
Yeah, your brain can't.
You're like, what do I do here?
Because that's what I did.
I remember the last one standing in front of the door for,
I don't know how long I was standing there for,
but long enough, without saying, just standing.
Because your brain can't compute what it's seeing.
You don't think to grab a phone or anything.
And besides all that, you'd be like, this is 2024.
Where's the security footage?
Doesn't exist.
Never been released.
You can't find it.
Where's the body cam footage?
Can't see it.
It doesn't exist anywhere.
You can't find it.
As someone that would know, no one has this happened, they get rid of some camera footage real quick.
So, yeah.
Fits, that's the guy who just spoke.
And right there, we just saw some footage.
Yeah, we just saw it.
There was a little bit.
Comes out months later, after vanishing for a little bit, saying,
no, just kidding, I was making a movie or something.
Some stupid experience, excuse me.
I want to see his...
There's other guys that get interviewed.
Like I said, the older guy who was at the mall with his sibling,
said the same thing.
Ten-foot-tall beings.
So then you dive deeper into this.
If you take the coordinates of this mall,
and again, this is all online stuff,
so take it with a grain of salt.
No, it's for fun.
Take the coordinates of this mall.
Do it what you want.
like the geogravel coordinates.
Yeah.
You take northwest or whatever, however coordinates work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you swap them, just the exact coordinates of this mall,
and you swap them, like make them backwards.
Yeah.
Dead center in Antarctica.
So maybe they were trying to.
So everybody who says Antarctica has portals and all these weird things.
Right, maybe they were trying to.
The aliens put in the wrong coordinates.
Like it's silly as it sounds.
And they were letting, they let them know, hey.
we're coming through the portal
and it was at the mall
instead of the dead center in Antarctica
that's what I saw
look it up yourself
and it almost looked like
the way they described it
and the way those things walked
is that they weren't
aware that they were there
like they like you said it was
looking at them but it's almost like
I feel like they thought
they were in another dimension
they thought they were going to Antarctica
their normal portal
yeah they weren't seeing
that everyone else was seeing.
It just looks cool.
It looks creepy.
And you can do it deep dive into Antarctica aliens.
And especially because that, the event itself, that happened.
It did happen.
That was on like CNN and stuff of all of those cars.
It was just not covered.
They were like, yeah, there was gunshots inside them all.
And then it was just kind of over.
And I remember being like, why are there so many cops?
Yeah.
And everyone in the comments, I mean, like, they don't respond to anything out here like this.
Yeah.
Let alone teens with a gun.
There's plenty of people recounting this incident, other than the footage you saw in those clips from people far away.
You can't see anything else.
It's just weird.
So it's weird.
It's more conspiracy stuff.
But it's a fun dive if you want to go into it.
You're Corey Leafy.
You should know about growing less.
I know.
You think I would know.
No, I don't, that's not what I'm talking about, Mel.
We're asking if we can grow our own iceberg lettuce.
Can you do that around here?
Yeah.
Because my in-laws have that leafy lettuce in their garden.
They're like the fancy lettuce?
Yeah, but I'm just talking like...
Is that a romaineer?
I don't know what that is.
Right, yeah.
I want a head of this.
Just a bull.
Huh, I don't know.
Do we grow those around here?
I just never seen them at farm stands.
Sarah says you can.
How long does it take to grow ahead of lettuce?
85 days.
Well, how long is that?
Oh my God.
Seed sprout in five to 10 days.
young plants grow indoors or in a seed bed for about four to six weeks,
then they are moved outside for head formation for another six to eight weeks,
and they fill out and form?
I guess I could grow it around here then.
All right.
I mean, I guess we're lettuce farming.
I know.
Lettis farmer was launching our lettuce farm.
We know too much about it to not do anything with this information.
Dude, I love iceberg lettuce.
I know some of you like your fancy lettuces.
I love a cold iceberg lettuce with some ranch.
Oh, 10 out of 10.
So AI experts, which I don't know if we have those anymore
because it seems like we're,
seems like we've got the horse out of the barn on this one
and there ain't no putting it back.
Well, it's just somebody that wants to be paid for something
that most people like you already.
What do you mean?
No. AI experts.
I'm an AI expert.
They'll teach you how to use now when you are on chat GPT.
Yeah, I mean, I think the horse is out of the barn on this one.
I think we screwed up.
I think that's why they're rushing to government now.
My theory, well, this is my theory that was all over the internet,
is they realized that they screwed up,
and they can't tell their investors they screwed up
because they got a lot of money tied into it.
So they want the government to, like, put regulations on them.
So they'd be like, guys, sorry, the government's in it.
Well, that's what you can see with them all trying to back.
backtracking, be like, guys, it's really dangerous what you're doing.
Yeah, you did.
I didn't ask for this.
I didn't have the capability to make AI.
Sorry, guy that made AI.
So now we wait and see if AI creates a super virus or some kind of mass extinction event.
But, hey, we got to see what we looked like as penguins.
That was pretty fun, right?
Right.
Worthed it.
Huh?
Worked it.
Ten years left for, like, human existence.
But it's a jib jib.
It's a jib jam!
So, you know, so you got to weigh the pros and cons, you know?
I told him.
It's a jib chans.
Mass human extinction event coming up in our lifetimes.
But all those restaurants got sick-ass flyers out of it.
I was going to say, but did you see how...
Did you go to the fair?
I mean...
Did you see how fake their food looks on the flyer and then you go and it's just a big pile of sloth?
And it looks nothing like that picture?
That won't...
Worth it.
won't ruin people's businesses in the long run.
So AI experts are saying here's things you should never tell chat GPT.
Or you should never tell any of these AI models you use.
Weiner's size.
It doesn't they make fun.
It already does it.
Everything.
Oh my God.
Look at this guy.
Every answer.
We start asking for things.
Oh my God.
Look at this guy's little dingy ding.
What restaurants are open right now on a random Tuesday?
Oh, are you looking for a restaurant to get maybe?
Your tiny weiner.
No, shut up!
Shut up!
Yeah, because it doesn't forget.
I've said before that my AI model of choice has been clawed.
I just like it better.
And it remembers everything you've asked it.
Oh, boy.
Because I'll ask it like, I don't want to say too much,
but like I'll be working on a project and it'll reference like an old project
or it's like, hey, is that for the blah, blah, blah, blah that we talked about before?
I'm like, so you'd be doomed.
Be like, hey, Cody, is this still about that tiny weenie you got?
I mean, no, I'm not doing anything.
Hey, and still, don't worry, if you stretch it as much as you can in the morning, like,
you are ready to make a balloon animal.
Yeah, so.
It will not affect it in long run or make it bigger.
Just a reminder.
I'm not doing that anymore.
Hey, Cody, still hanging weights off your foreskin?
Shut up!
Just for fun!
No, babe, they were just, it was joking about it.
Don't even.
I got enough to get past the cheeks.
Don't worry about it.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
Come here.
Come here.
I've always said, don't put photos of your kids on.
on the internet. It's clearly
if it's on the internet,
it can be scanned. And sadly,
since we won't make laws or route it, you can,
AI can just generate your children as...
I put your kids out of the internet. Thank you for that. Yeah.
So I always say that, but it's, you know, personal preference.
Do what you want to do.
Financial information. Never share.
Bank accounts, investment records.
Credit card numbers.
Because it's getting information from like the internet.
So, I mean, wouldn't if it get, you know what I mean?
You don't want to tell it stuff because who knows what
it's putting back on the internet.
Yeah, it's just going to throw it out there.
And be like, whoops.
We have no guard rails for this, you guys.
This is like if we just let anybody build a nuclear weapon in their basement.
Is what we're kind of at with AI right now.
We're just like, I don't know.
Could probably end humanity, but go play around with it a little bit.
Yep, no.
Medical information.
I have failed to that one because I've put blood work results into AI.
I'm like, what is this saying?
Yeah.
And it goes, do, do, do, dude.
Yeah.
But with that, I think it's, again, more.
More like more private medical information.
That's probably okay just to see what your whatever levels are.
Is this still related to your micro penis?
Shut up!
I was just Googling!
Shut up!
I was a curious George for a minute.
Intimate personal details.
Never put those in AI.
Things like your relationship status, mental health, or private life.
Okay.
I mean, depending on.
But it could figure it out of it want to do.
That and depending on what you're asking.
Yeah, or other personal identifiable information address, phone number, social security number, you know, just try to be smart about this guys.
Yeah.
It's unregulated.
We don't know what's this going to do.
Yes.
We don't know where this is at it.
Yeah, it's almost like you're putting everything out there for everyone possibly.
Yeah.
And whatever you ask it.
Yeah.
We've put all of our future in the hands of the most socially awkward morons who just know computers pretty good.
Yeah.
and just want the cute girl to like him, essentially.
But, see what I made?
I made the AIM motto and I have a lot of money.
But look, you know?
But stop.
Hey, but it's, I know I've made billions off of this, but guys,
stop it.
We need to slow down.
We need to watch how we're handling this, okay?
I didn't do this.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
You asked for it.
Oh, no.
What did I do?
Five o'clock today.
And all week long, con is rewarding.
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good there's another one I thought google dolls were
the last
so I still got one
your name
poor gugo don't
What do the Google dogs do?
They were like, we, we want to play the home opener for the bills.
And the bills was like, we're all sat.
And they're like, we, we'll, we'll, we'll play Thanksgiving.
And that's just, I think they can't get booked at the Bill Stadium.
Because they're their buffaloes, the gooob dolls.
I know.
It's almost like that matters more like here.
It's the Buffalo's Google.
I thought that they were playing.
Like, didn't they?
Did they end up saying they were going to let them?
I don't know.
I like that they're trying to get in there, though.
They tried to do that and they said, no.
And they said, no, and then they'll put Thanksgiving.
I'm like, oh, Google dolls.
Oh, I get it.
I understand.
You're trying.
On the Oasis subreddit, I was pitching Buffalo real hard for a tour stop.
Did you see that they are only doing these U.S. dates because they couldn't do them in 25?
Oh, really?
Noel was doing an interview yesterday, and he said they wanted to.
They had these two cities that they wanted to do, and they couldn't in 25.
Otherwise, it wouldn't have come over here at all.
He was better than nothing.
It's just, at least, they're not.
Not terrible, but I almost got a little cranky at them yesterday looking at ticket prices for stuff.
It's hundreds of dollars.
It's not going to be cheap, bud.
We waited for you.
They've got seat prices like what they were, but that's alone by itself the worst ones inside of a july.
So obviously you're all following the Oasis tour announcement yesterday.
So we're not breaking any news to you.
Yes.
I'm sure that you are just as closely watching it as I was.
What are the prices?
Here we go.
Standard ticket prices are 122, 178,
$299, $420, $541.
Those last ones like the real good seat ones.
Yeah.
The real good.
That's for standing.
Standing is 328.
Which is a no anyway.
I'm not standing.
Neither.
I can never see.
VIP packages go up to $1,000.
No, no, no, no, no.
So we signed up.
The way they're doing.
knowing it, I guess, is we signed up for like, we registered to be given the right to buy tickets,
I guess.
Yeah, you have to, you have to sign up by a certain date.
Yeah, I don't know.
Sometimes I feel like some bands make it a little more than it needs to be.
I don't know how this is going to work now.
So what they had us do yesterday, they announced the tour at 11.
Cody and I both went and registered at the website.
And it says, we'll send you a special link when the tickets are on sale for the short.
show you requested.
Like two weeks.
Two weeks.
So we'll see if we,
and then when we get that link,
we'll see if we can even afford to Boston tickets if we get in.
I don't know.
Right.
I don't know.
But yeah,
there's,
I was trying to look up.
What you're feeling on it?
Like,
what's our price cap on this?
I mean,
the,
that's about what it was for the MetLife ones,
that first level there.
So, I mean,
the second level of like 178 ain't bad.
Anything under 200 you think you're down with?
Because the one from L.A.
If we're like, what, 150?
Yeah.
And it wasn't bad, but it's just a matter of then, you know,
when was it?
And it's supposed to be, was it August?
Is that one of the Boston one was?
I don't know what I mean?
Yeah, they're both in August, both U.S. dates.
Somer time stuff.
There's like six total dates.
But then Vegas, I can't.
And I would.
The ticket and a flight and a hotel in Vegas.
That's what I mean.
At least with Boston, we would just have to, I would assume.
Get a hotel?
I could do a turn to burn to Boston.
Because isn't it a little bit longer?
And if it gets over it.
It's like 30 minutes longer.
Midnight.
I drive all night.
I don't care.
Oh,
all right.
I'm doing a turn and burn Friday to the city.
That's,
yeah,
that's,
did it after Oasis,
the first time,
did it after nine inch nails.
It doesn't bother me to drive all night.
Yeah,
see,
that once it's the whole day,
then I get a little more.
You can take a little nap.
I was saying,
but I'm not driving,
but I don't think,
I don't think Vegas is in the cards,
dude.
It's just looking to those ticket prices
and getting out there.
I don't even know what a flight to Vegas is.
A lot.
And then we had to stay over in Vegas.
Right.
Yeah, and I think Kenny Chesney's going to be that
Highmark Stadium announcement later.
Kenny Chedney.
More for you guys.
I'm not going to.
Now that's a concert worth VIP packages for.
You could offer me $200 to go to a Kenny Chesney concert.
I don't think I'd take it.
No, thank you.
Do I got to save for the whole thing?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, really?
He's name of the whole thing and encore.
Whole thing.
Oh, God.
to be at least 500.
Right?
Like, he sucks that much.
And I'm sitting.
I'm not standing anywhere.
I'm going to be way up in the...
And I'm looking at my phone.
I'm bringing headphones.
Yep.
Yeah, no, no, I'm fine.
Kenny.
I'm glad you guys are having fun.
Thank you, Kenny.
Just watching Netflix here.
I'm just...
Where's your sleeves?
Got it?
Got it.
You bought that shirt like that.
People are going to pay human money
to go see Kenny Chesney.
Which I guess is how they feel about us,
paying human money to go see a waste of you.
You damn right.
What are you going to do?
Other side of this.
As the Emmys were last night
Kenny Chudney
Other side of this, the Emmys were last night
And I'm reading a threat online
Of people who are saying, well, what are some shows
That we need, yeah, TV
What are some shows we never got a proper ending to?
Like, what are, I mean, you could say Game of Thrones
Because you hated the ending
But like they have a whole article
And what are the shows you never got proper endings to?
We're just kind of left out.
100.9-1065.
I'm sorry, this is K-Rock.
I don't know what we're listening to in here.
I'm sorry.
We went down to Kenny Chesney Wormhole during the commercials there, folks.
Everybody watching in Twitch.tv.
slash the show or on the show.
See, now Spotify will be okay with it because they probably love Kenny Jean.
Oh, yeah.
Spotify's going to dump this one too.
Tam Tam had the Judd's on full repeat in the van.
This was one of the Judds.
The Judds.
Two of them, three of them, just one.
It was two of them. I don't know anything about it. I know Ashley Jod is one of them.
I only know, but isn't that an actress?
Yeah, like two of them did music, one did acting.
Yeah, I knew the acting, and then this is not obviously the acting one.
But now I'm convinced that he's heaven's sent of his mind.
I think he's tracked.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh, close.
Close.
Same thing, same thing.
Close.
Listen, I think, I think what this is, is Cody and I projecting back to you, the hate you all have for our favorite band Oasis?
This is us subconsciously fighting back.
Yep.
Boy, you, your music sucks, too.
No, I was just saying before we came back, this is the stuff that I don't like, but it's different than the Kenny Chesney I don't like.
This I don't, I just, it's not my style.
Kenny Chessney's hammered on a boat music.
Well, and I respect this.
Not Kenny Chesney, not Brian, not that stuff.
Like this, I respect the old-timey country.
It's just not what I listen to.
Kenny Chesney is hammered on a pontoon boat music.
The judges are single mom going through something, all right?
And I don't...
I ain't speaking ill of the judge.
I mean, I make fun of him a little bit.
Grandpa.
Just because the songs are silly.
Tell me about the good old.
Sometimes it feels...
What?
I immediately went to the grandpa just saying the things that were better back in his day.
I'll tell you what.
Yeah, the mom Judd passed.
She's no longer with us.
It's the other, it's Ashley Judd and the other Judd.
Oh, the...
And I loved all their album covers because they look.
Tam Tam looked just like a Judd.
Like every mom in the 80s had that, like, red lipstick, big hair.
Yep.
Yep.
to stay
Stand beside each of
Sorry, I thought this was K-Rock, I'm sorry
Well, we're your number one, Judd Station
You don't know
All right, let's get back to the Emmys.
As Emmys were last night,
I don't, I don't, I...
Whenever I go through these things,
I realize I don't watch as much TVs
I think I do.
No.
Because I'm watching, like,
replays of Family Matters
and that's not making its way
to any Emmys.
There's only so many times
I would think that they're not going to give award
to the funniest. It's always
sunny blooper.
Has Olistani ever won Emmys?
I don't know, I bet.
I would say a couple.
Here's your quick winner montage.
See how many of these actors or shows you know.
Oh, man.
We're supporting actress in a comedy series.
And the Emmy goes to Kate O'Flynn.
Lead actress in a comedy series.
Gene Smart.
Oh, supporting actress in a drama series.
Alison Janney for the diplomats.
Do you know Alston Judy?
The actress in a drama series.
Ray C.
Hall.
Supporting an actor in a comedy series.
Stephen Ruth
We know Stephen Ruth.
Is that deep?
I can burn your bit.
The Traders.
For lead actor in a drama.
Noah Wiley.
Yeah.
I know that.
I know.
The main actor in a drama.
Tom Pelkrie.
For lead actor in a comedy series.
Matthew Reese.
I bet we do.
The late show with Stephen Colbert.
No that.
The film series.
The picked.
The best comedy.
Widows Bay.
Best comedy.
Widows Bay.
A couple of smart.
What is that on?
I don't know, but it won a bunch last night.
I like comedies.
Was Gene Smart one of the designing women?
I never watched that.
What was Gene Smart on?
I never watched that.
But I know what you're talking about, but I don't think.
Yes, design, she was one of the designing women.
Gene Smart is awesome.
I'm thinking of the other lady.
Widow Bay?
Widow Bay?
Yeah, I don't, what, is that on Apple TV?
Widow's Bay is on, yeah, Apple TV.
Apple TV, look at, they've got just all of the critically acclaimed.
I only have Apple TV because it comes with my like storage thing, my phone.
It's like a bundle where you get Apple music, Apple, all this stuff.
Yeah.
I guess a lot, is it funny?
I don't know.
A New England mayor.
One Emmy for, that's comedy.
A New England mayor is trying to boost tourism on his island and you must navigate strange events suggesting it might be cursed.
Okay.
That kind of sounds up my alley.
Some of those are good.
Like that one with a, I'm not going to give any names because it's,
I'm terrible at it.
That one with that one lady and then I think Ted Danson where they're dead.
That's a funny show.
Oh,
Good place?
Like that's,
you know,
it seems like.
Kristen Bell and Dead Dancing?
It sounds like that.
Okay.
Type thing where that's like the norm now.
You know what I mean?
Where they can do a little paranormal.
It's a comedy horror television series and I like both of those things.
That's cool.
So they,
and a discussion started online of,
well,
what are some shows that ended either before they,
We're ready to end, meaning you left in a cliffhanger,
or you hate it on they ended.
I just know there's so many that I'm blanking,
but hopefully this jogs my memory,
because I know there's a couple that are right at the tip of my tongue.
Is this a show that you've complained about before, Santa Clarita Diet?
Mel mentioned it in there, and I agree.
That show was awesome.
And then what ended wrong, or they didn't give it an ending?
Well, with Netflix, now, man, it's not like,
where they're like, well, we already filmed the so-and-so or whatever.
They can just be like, nah, canceled.
Screw off.
I know, that pisses me off.
That's how I felt about manifest.
And then they brought it back and I didn't like it anymore.
Yeah.
They sure just kept going with it.
Nope, agreed.
Pushing Daisies made the list.
My wife watched that show.
I didn't see that one.
Mind Hunter from HBO.
Do you remember Mind Hunter?
Yep.
Cancelling that show is the most offensive thing.
Yep.
TV executives have ever done.
It was a perfect show.
It was a perfect show.
Yeah.
Man, quantum leap made the list.
I didn't see it.
Well, the whole show was about Sam asked to leap back into the correct timeline or body or whatever,
and I don't remember how it ended, but people did not care for it.
No, FX is known for that as well.
Just dragging you along?
Just being like, piss off.
Like, what? That show was doing so good.
I know. I committed so much time to this.
Yeah.
Um, last man on earth.
Oh, there you go.
How did that end?
I don't.
I gave up on it.
I loved it.
I feel like that, I can't remember, but like that other group had just maybe shown up or I don't know, but it definitely just ended.
I don't know.
I did love that show, but I don't remember where I left that.
Yeah, that was really good.
Elf?
Did it?
I don't know how that ended either.
I thought he went back.
Did he?
I thought they came back and got him.
Apparently they did a TV movie to fix the end.
ending, but there was no advertising for it, no one ever saw it.
Oh, I guess the Alf ending.
Okay.
Did not end well.
You're all saying Firefly.
I didn't watch Firefly, but I don't remember how that ended.
But I do remember that show.
Game of Thrones, people didn't like the ending like you guys.
I mean, I was going to say, that's a whole other category because that can be lost.
It can be right, I was going to say, right up there with Lost and Seinfeld.
Shows you committed your entire life to, and then suddenly they ended the worst way.
The worst ending ever.
Yeah, Seinfeld did.
did suck for a finale.
You know, he thought that would be the funniest thing.
Wasn't.
That had ever existed.
Glow?
Oh, yeah.
This person said I needed a few more episodes to tidy things up with Glow.
That was a good show.
Yeah?
I liked that show.
It, I don't know if it spoils anything, so I don't remember where this happened.
It got weird when Mark Maren started hooking up with the hottest person on the show.
Oh, he was.
I was like, wait.
Did he write that under his contract?
I get to kiss the pretty girl.
The Walking Dead Space Babe says, I forget.
get how the Walking Dead ended. I gave up
on it a long time ago. And we all famously
know how I saw it. Yeah, you saw it
got when the kid gets shot and then you moved on.
Thought it was too late into it. Like, oh, I missed
something. Literal first scene.
And I must have missed something.
Sons of the ending of Sopranos
was bad, donkey says. That's a
controversial one. Some people say they liked it.
I think that one is the one where
the writers weren't sure what to do. And they're
like, I guess black screen.
And you can determine it for your
self.
Yeah, that's always a cop out.
No, that's not the point.
You're the writer of the show.
Taxline says Parks and Rec.
I didn't like the whole final season of Parks and Rec.
That was terrible.
Were they like in the future and stuff?
I hated it.
Yeah, that was, I think with shows like that, they were done.
Mm-hmm.
And but they were.
Obligated to do one more.
And they're like, well, all right, well, let's just wrap this up because by then,
all of them were the biggest.
of stars. That's true. They were.
And at that point,
Dushy Chris
Pratt was like
trimmed, facial hair
and trying to be serious but not. And it was like
And they had those weird futuristic tablets
and you're like, what is this in the future?
And one of my least favorite lines
where he just described why he wasn't
dumb anymore and why he wasn't dumb and fat.
He stopped drinking beer. I lost like 30 pounds in like
a month. Oh, just like a throwaway joke.
Yeah, and it was like...
Because he's already a superhero by that turn, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Mouse rat.
They're in the whole show.
What else is coming in?
Yeah, tax line.
My wife would agree with you on that.
Freaks and Geeks.
It was her favorite show.
They just took it off the air.
That was just boom done.
That was, I bet.
It was too early for the stuffy exacts to accept.
Yeah.
There were gays in that.
It just, I don't know.
But that was back in the time of network television.
But that's what I mean.
Like, they're like, whoa.
Yeah, like, whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, I didn't.
I wasn't paying attention.
Yeah, it had one season, and it was good.
It was good.
I like that show.
So what other shows do you guys feel like ended too quick?
Didn't get the finale they needed.
That's going to bother me because AFACs definitely.
Do they do?
Sons of Anarchy's coming out.
Did they have an ending or a bad ending?
Were they just, we're like, oh, no, sorry, this isn't coming back.
I don't want to tell you, whatever happened the last time, that's what happened.
It's like, oh.
Yeah.
On call has come on the Texas.
a few times. I don't know what on call is.
But mine hunters is a good one.
Mind hunters is a good one. That's my
that's the show I need more of.
That's a good one. And don't try it again, HBO, because
you were on a roll. Don't be like,
no, now we'll go get them.
Now we'll bring it back. It won't work now.
No. We were in the mood for it. Now we're not in the
mood for it. Yep. People are already asking us
about Halloween stuff and that
gets me excited.
They always do have good
stuff, but Dollar Tree.
Good Halloween stuff?
selection like.
You're talking candy,
decorations, everything?
Candy, and that's all,
that's going, but yeah, all.
I'm very impressed with the,
I mean, I have so many decorations
that I can't just be grabbing stuff,
but even I am grabbing little things here
because there's such cool little things.
Somebody out by me did a really funny thing
because it's still hot out,
but it is also Halloween season.
They have a 12-foot skeleton in their yard,
but it's wearing a hula hoop
and it has a luwild thing.
I love the people that keep,
what's his name?
Leave them up.
It's got a name.
Leave them up.
And then they just
Make it whatever.
Just redecorate the skeleton?
You know what I say that?
I think they took it down.
There was a place that going up Velasco
This house that they have themed for every season
And they have a skeleton on a rocking chair
On like on their porch face on the road.
And they theme it.
So like in the summer it's got a Hawaiian shirt and all that.
Yeah.
We're in fall mode right now.
We did a great job decorating fall.
We're not Halloween yet.
That's what I'm trying to do.
but I'm realizing that I'm going to,
I think most of my fall is Halloween,
because I don't really have a ton of fall.
Mm-hmm.
So,
got some scarecrows out.
We got like little,
yep,
little fall nods.
I'm going to,
I'm going to venture,
I think maybe this weekend to around
and see if there's,
like, any little,
little,
you know, farm stand things.
Yep,
get a pumpkin out.
Get squash.
Just have squash.
Some squash.
Some squash.
Just that's squash real quick.
What are those things that,
that wasn't in the frivolal
balloon thing, but we all think it was.
Corcopia.
You put it on a table?
Metal Barbie, I'm with you, but I try not to be annoying about it.
Metal Barbie in chat says Halloween started on July 5th for me.
It did for me too mentally, but I know I'm not.
I don't want to overdo it like Christmas time, so for some of you?
Which are also out at Dollar Tree.
They've got a.
Already at the Christmas?
They got stuff, yep.
Yeah, do I mean?
There, they're probably like, I'm sick of these boxes.
Put them out.
Put them out.
Put it on.
Put it off.
I'm a look at them.
So we're in that mode already is.
It's going to be nice this week.
High as 72 today.
We got, again.
Good stretch.
We say it all summer.
You got a while.
Mm-hmm.
You got a while.
Because I pay attention to football weekends where you always want it to be fall weather.
Never is.
It's, we have hot football weekends for the next like three months.
So we're good?
Susan and chat says let's forget about Halloween and go right to Christmas.
Absolutely not.
I wish it was January 3rd right now.
Absolutely not.
Skip all of it.
January 3rd.
Yes, I'm not in the...
The best time of the year, that time when there's nothing and you can just relax in the winter dolterms.
Angie watching Don and the Carolina is going to be 93 there on Friday.
Going to get tan.
Yeah, dude.
I love it.
I love it.
So yes, happy Tuesday, everybody.
Happy National Double Cheeseburger Day.
Not single Cheeseburger Day.
Happy National Double Cheeseburger Day.
Double Cheever.
Best Double Cheeseburger.
burger in central New York, and I'll say that right now.
It's Super Smash Bros.
Yeah.
Super Smash Bros. putting out the best burg.
Yeah, I really do.
Every time I have them, I get reminded.
And even at the fair, when they're pumping out.
I've been thinking about it ever since.
10,000 burgers a day, they were still phenomenal.
Yeah.
It was unreal.
Been thinking about that burger ever since.
Yeah.
And they're just putting it out of a food truck.
I look, I forget where I saw they were going to be.
You look up their tours.
See where they go.
Yeah, because he got, where are you going.
Where you going?
Where you going?
What other double cheeseburgs do I like?
I haven't had the ones that you guys have all had,
the new ones that are around these burger places.
Like I haven't had...
Is it double cheese?
I haven't had them.
Double cheese.
I haven't had the better burger.
I haven't had better burger yet.
I haven't had them.
I still haven't had it from over the queues that you guys all rave about.
Oh, you got to get over the cues.
I told you my ordering game is lacking.
What are you doing?
Right?
Well, what sucks is that,
I'm not in where I am.
It's not like in any of those areas.
You know what I mean?
Like, yes, I know I can drive down.
It's not going to take forever and, you know, it can just travel.
But you're a burger enthusiast.
I don't like a good bird.
You think over the use is on my way home?
It is not.
No, but you're different.
You think smash?
What is it?
Shake shack is on my way home.
It is not.
It's the opposite direction.
But I make time.
But that's your, you're known for that.
You don't care.
You figure out ways.
I mean, might as well just had it on.
I might not get on over there.
Yeah.
I don't have that where I'm like, I have to have this.
I schedule a medical appointment.
That's what I mean.
That's what I mean.
I get the three mini smash sliders, I think it's what it's called.
Yep.
I'll be like, well, can I get that appointment around lunchtime?
Because I got to stop by over the Q's.
It's right there.
Nah, Super Smash Bros.
Still better than Over the Q's.
It's the best Smashburg in the dark.
You and I both agree on that.
And unfortunately, it's just a food truck.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, Angie.
I make time.
He makes time.
For things that are important in my life.
Right, for the ones he loves.
Like a good smashberg.
I make time.
Where I have nothing but time, but I'm always like,
I can drive all the way to Liverpool.
Eric says when he goes to over the queue,
so you got to get the big auto.
Three smash patties.
Beef, bacon, fried egg cheese.
It's absolutely amazing.
That might even be too much for me.
Since he's all the way over there and I'm all the way over here.
You go get it.
You go get it.
You get it.
You get it.
You get it.
You get it.
I'm trying to.
He's not here, right?
Oh, Fuzz says she's trying to hit that burger place in Rochester.
What was that place?
That's the one that you guys rave about that.
Rock talks about it to this day.
Yep, Lottie will say it in two seconds.
With the video games in there?
No.
Because I love a good burg.
I love a good burg.
Yeah.
See, Cousin J makes time.
He says Point Place was on my way home from downtown Syracuse to Liverpool yesterday.
I mean.
Just it's on the way.
It's right there.
Put up in, play some slots.
And they have the burger over Madison County or whatever it's called.
They make good burgs.
Do they?
Yep.
Yep.
Never had those ones.
Swil burgers.
Swil burgers, the spot, yeah.
And that's again, that's...
Double cheese.
We go through, like, weird phases where, you know, we had the best wings around here for a while,
and then pizza and all the chicken.
And it seems like burgers were that next thing.
We're now, like, look at all the burger places we just named without.
It's weren't a burger boom.
Having to say any of the, you know, other places that we usually would ever mention.
We're living through a burger boom right now.
I hope that we can all survive.
There's a lot of burgers to be had.
Also, ground brief is $1,000 a pound now.
We'll weed out the ones that, or whatever, but...
Mm-hmm.
Man.
They're all popping up.
Do we know who's serving, like, that beef that wasn't, like, that we bought that wasn't supposed to go?
What was that, what's that story?
Oh, I don't know.
Like, we were running out of beef, so Trump bought that beef that was supposed to go to China.
Is that true?
Is that, yeah, is that going to...
Am I eating that?
I don't even know, but...
Am I eating horse?
I try to follow.
politics pretty close, have not followed
the beef story. Again, though.
Gotta eat a little horse. If I like
horse, I like horse. I just want to know I'm eating horse.
Yes, give me the opportunity to
say, yay or
nay.
Do I got to leave?
Get the shower. I guess I'm going to have to update
my resume, as it says,
Josh
Grossvent, and
then education,
regents, diploma,
Because we're getting rid of Regents
diplomas. New York State's getting rid of them.
Good. That was the stupidest thing ever.
You were like,
okay, we're graduating high school. Everything looks great.
And they're like, oh, but
are you Regents graduating?
Because that doesn't matter anywhere else in the entire
effing world, but right here in this little
cluster that we have. So let's make it matter
more than anything.
So for those you're not in the state of New York
and did not grow up in the state of New York,
regents diplomas were like Diploma
pro max plus.
Like everybody got diplomas, but then a regents was like diploma plus.
And you couldn't even graduate, mostly.
You had to like...
Well, it got to a period like my kids, you can't graduate without one.
That's what I mean.
Back in our day, I could.
Could you needed to have one?
I think you had to have one.
Or you had to have something.
I don't know, there was a reason for something, but it literally mattered nowhere.
Yeah, for some reason in the state of New York, we had a Regis diploma.
state education leaders say the change is part of portrait of a graduate framework.
It's about leveling the playing field.
The New York State Education Department Commissioner Betty Rosa compared to public school system to success at private schools
where wealthier elites already bypass the region.
So yeah, it should level the playing field a little bit.
And don't make kids feel bad because they can't get a regent diploma.
Well, because it's the dumbest thing of how once you get out here later in life,
you start to realize how just,
backwards a lot of that crap is where it's like there's nowhere in life
nowhere in life are you given you know tests from your boss or whatever of everything you
should know without a way to look it up even like none of the the things they're doing to make
you seem like you're dumb make you dumb but they make you feel as dumb as possible because
you don't know how to do every single bit of math right goddamn now June 1st
at 815 in the gym with everybody else.
Right.
Good luck.
A lot of you were saying there was even another level.
Toasted cheeks.
I love you guys.
Toasted cheeks and chat says,
I graduated with an advanced New York State Regents diploma.
I was pretty proud.
Which is, it is.
It's a good accomplishment.
But it's the same thing that they were like,
but if you...
Deanna didn't make the cut and she was pretty sad about it.
So you're not.
smart enough. Because they were like, you need,
but you need this, though. Oh my God.
This seems like, how are you going to go on in life if you don't have a
regents diploma? And this is better because it's going to
evaluate, like, it's going to allow the
schools to evaluate themselves
and their teachers and all their stuff
instead of just like a standardized, everybody in New York has to do this.
Right? Because that's not, it didn't, that doesn't reflect
how great some of the teachers were either, that my
dumbass didn't know how to do science.
because, again, you're making me take a test in the middle of the summer in the gym,
whatever.
Like, that's not.
Yeah, dude.
It at all.
Bro, you say a good thing here.
I hadn't thought about.
You should not be judging an educator's ability on me.
You're going to punish my math teacher because I got a 17 on the regents?
Right, by making me take a test.
This is not an evaluation for this poor woman.
She's done all she could.
This is on me.
Yep.
she's done her absolute best.
Nope.
And she's still punished because of my dumb ass.
And nope,
but you wouldn't get into any of the colleges you want
unless you have this regents diploma.
But was that true?
Did any college look at regents diplomas?
That's what I mean.
It was all these weird things I think we were lied to
to have some,
you know,
who knows?
Looking at stuff now,
it was probably going to make somebody
that was already a millionaire more money.
I don't know how.
I don't know.
But I'm sure it was.
I don't know.
But I can't.
First of all,
Steve Regents was probably on top of...
David Regents and the Regents Corporation.
No, Cody's exactly right.
You're going to test.
You're going to judge everybody in this school,
students and teachers alike,
by what I can do at 9 a.m. in a hot gym
when I want to be on summer vacation.
And I'm checked out.
Or I'm supposed to be out there at football practice.
Right.
You're going to do the science regents first.
Okay, I'll do great.
Then I watch my buddy finish first.
And he leaves, and now I'm like, oh, well, he, I want to go.
What's going on?
And then I'm like, well.
And then I just rush through it.
Yep.
Yeah.
No, it just, it was such a dumb.
Again, though, it was a lot of the stuff we were told.
I'm sure there were reasons for it.
Maybe there weren't, I don't know.
Whatever is more standardized and benefits the school is for me.
You know?
Every school district is different.
Egg is mixed in with that milk.
I do that too.
That's what I forgot.
That's like the holding unit is the egg in the milk and then the,
we're just talking, making our own fried coating at home.
home. I saw a cooking show guy do flour, egg, breadcrum, back to egg, then to panco.
I like that. He said it makes the crissiest crunch. Yep, I do like that because then it's
it's the outer coating is all the panco. So I'm going to, I'm going to try that and wait until
the end because I do all that, but everything is mixed in. That's why pro tip, save your
end of your tater chips and just, I crunch the is out of them, depending on what the flavor is.
And I added, I have an old Panko thing and I add it to my mix.
One of them is actually Panko and the other one is crushed up,
you know, a mix of Uts and Doritos and duitos and all that crap.
The best coating on any human food is whatever Christian does on that pork chop
when we do diner tour up there.
I try that it's potato chip coating or whatever it is.
Potato chips is, it's just, it holds everything together so well, it's got the salt.
Dude, it might be the best coating on any human food I can imagine.
Now I got to go up there and get that.
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