The Show - CATCH THE PIGS!

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

Long weekend of Independence Day festivities, but expect the fireworks to keep going for awhile. Rich people are installing “Snow Rooms” to deep freeze after a sauna. Loose pigs at Water Safari is Cody’s dream come true. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Yellow. Who is it?

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They were just listing off towns in New York. I don't know. We did it for a long time. Happy. That is a town, yes. I can't get you out of there, though. If you get into Happy, I can't get you out of there. I think about those chicken wings every once in a while.

The, what was it, Colonial Ridge or something? The golf course down there. Yeah, but they were our biggest. That should be a Jordan Peel movie, man. If I ever meet Jordan Peel, I'm going to pitch him that. A town named Happy that when you get into it, you can't leave it. The outside residents can direct you to it. Then they cannot get you out of it.

Was what a lady said to us for real. That's very confusing. It's probably the happiest place on earth. It doesn't exist. You're never going to want to leave. I can't. I'm trying to find the town of happy in New York. Let me see.

I do like a Google map. Of Happy New York. If it doesn't exist. Wilder. Happy. I mean, there's Happy Valley. Yeah, Happy Valley Road. Yeah, I don't.

Does it not exist? Oh, this is weird. Let me think. Where was it? Where were we? Sorry, good morning, everybody. Hi. Yeah, we're very busy.

But you're confused. We did a thing with Chicken Wings years ago and Colonial Ridge, whatever. I don't know. Very weird. The lady working there said, if I send you that direction, you'll get into happy, but then I can't get you out. And we think about it pretty much every day since. Because we just saw it.

Good morning. Paranormal, Popple investigators on YouTube. On that map, and she was like, well, we got to do a deeper dive because we've never even dug into that. It could not exist. I think I found that Colonial Ridge Golf Course. That's a real place, yes. That exists. We saw that with our eyes. We drove to it.

I'm going to like start to zoom it a little and see. No. There's just nothing popping up. Cooperstown is further down there, but I don't know. like it was there. That's so weird, man. I don't think it even exists. We saw it on the map.

We did. And now it vanished. We saw it and then we learned too much and then I had to vanish. Yeah. Oh my God. This is so weird. We saw it. We learned too much.

We saw too deep into the lore. And now it's been, now it's vanished forever. I'm going all around, bud. It's like one of those towns that you drive through it once and then you go to take your family back through it and you're like, no, I swear we were here. Those people are like, there's never been. Never been.

Happy New York. And I'm going to fight whoever says there is. Well, we'll keep you happy and fat and sassy this morning here on Twitch.combe slash the show. Okay. We flooded happy. We flooded happy to make a lake 100 years ago. What are you talking about? Maybe that's why they can get you in there.

Can't get you out. Because you're in the middle of a lake. Yep. So how was everyone's 4th of July weekend? We weren't here Friday. I did a house party Friday night, a little barber. you style house party we hung out Friday night. Slaathered his wiener.

Slathered around. Otherwise, pretty uneventful. You were just kind of keeping Alsa-com all weekend, right? Yeah, there was just at any point, really. Yeah, by you. They were probably going to crazy. From Friday, wasn't that bad. There wasn't

too many. There was the occasional enough to make it. So, you know, you're going to close this, close this, close this. But then Saturday was nuts. It was like a bomb shelter. Yeah, honestly, not a ton out by me up in a Swigah County, which might shock you. I mean, I heard them. Yeah.

But not, not overwhelming amount. Like, there's years when I can even see them, which is rare because there's not many houses out by me. But it was pretty quiet. Nothing. Yeah, not too bad. That's not bad, I guess. But, I mean, it's just, are they ramping up for? Well, yeah, we started. I hope so.

I hope so. So for that reason, Freddie, my dog, Freddie, is indifferent to a fire oaks. He doesn't seem to care. That's good. So I guess, I guess maybe, I don't want to say he's too dumb to know what's going on. Huh? But he might just be too dumb. Huh?

Is he some fall down? What was there? Did you ride it into the wall? I've had it happen to me. I've had it happen to me. I don't know. I've bounced my head off the wall all the time. I get it.

Now it was pretty uneventful. I was, uh, my, this was the first year. My kids didn't have me do my little fireworks display. So that made me emotion. You didn't do it for yourself? No. You got to do it for yourself. You're the one that liked it anyway.

I did. I liked it, but one of them was gone. The other one was playing with friends online. And I was like, all right. Yeah. Guess my kids are too old for the fun stuff now. So that bummed me out. I don't know how you people deal with it.

Kids getting older. What am I supposed to do? You do it for yourself because you enjoyed it. I know. So you go out there and light a couple of those fun ones off. It's a weird part of my life now where it's like... You got to make your wife. Life Watch.

15 years I've dedicated to like these kids. And now they're just getting old and really don't have any interest in doing anything. I'm not going to bother you. I know, but I like them. I like being with my kids. And now they're just out doing their own thing. It's a weird shift. Sister says this is the first fourth where everything was canceled that I was home,

had every possible white noise machine going, YouTube video on. Older dog was trash. You get them all high. Puppie's first experience, a bunch of neighbors on my block doing them. it was rough. Yeah, do you give your dogs all the all the doggy weeds to calm them down? Yeah, I tried. I also wouldn't eat them until later. Yeah. In the middle of the night. So it's like, this was supposed to be for

now times, bud. I do love the videos. I love the videos of dogs zooted out of their minds. Just like so stoned. I don't know why it's so funny to me. I don't mind fireworks. Because I know what my brain feels like when I'm high, but I have like, I don't, I. I have human thoughts. So what is a dog's brain doing when it's stone?

Most dogs probably don't. They really don't have thoughts. They don't know what's going on, right? Yeah. No, they're just kind of... Is it fun? I would say it looks like they're enjoying themselves when you look at them and they're just their tongues out. But they also, I don't know if they know if they're having fun.

Because it's that, again, not like that's worth. Where's like, hey, we need a couple of extra oxies. Pretty cool. They have a couple of these. Yeah, no, these dogs are just. Zooted. Yeah. And they're all derpy looking.

I love it. It's so funny. It would ever work. So funny. Whatever works. Sugar said no one by her did fireworks. Yeah. Chicken wings dog,

Freddie does not like the fireworks at all. Some guys were lighten off big ones last night at 1030, Nicholas says. I went out and yelled, go the F to bed. Dude took off his shirt, put a cigarette in his mouth and said, make me. I told him I was calling the police. He said, you won't.

I started dialing. They walked away. Now Nicholas is. Bringing with his neighbors over fireworks. Or it sounds like they were just people, random people from somewhere else. Yeah. They're just doing it in the street and they're walking away.

Jeebus says, what if the dogs are also having human thoughts? Don't even. Don't even mess in my mind like that. Don't do that. Don't even mess in my mind. I looked at my box again. Nothing.

Yeah, nothing. I didn't do anything. There's just, I can't. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Because I can't. Then when like else is at Mama Max be like,

okay, now I can go out there and shoot all these off. That's not fair to the other dogs, then. Oh, true. That's the other thing is I feel guilty now that I hear about all your dogs freaking out. It sucks. I've flipped PTSD. I feel bad. I just feel bad doing it.

Yeah, I've flipped the last few years having Elsa because Jugged didn't care. Yeah. Jughead would sprint around the yard and chase wherever fireworks were going off. So it's a complete, what is it? 180. Yeah. 180. Because whatever, I don't care.

I don't even like the loud fireworks. I just like spot. I like snakes and sparklers. I like them all. A little Roman candle. Yeah, that's what I like those. I just like the ones you can just have fun with. They're kind of that loud.

But even those. Yeah. Because I tested just those little like, yeah. Years ago and even that, she's like, no, no. She goes, I'm going to kill you. Don't ever do that again.

But it wasn't even, it was like literally what the noise I just made was as loud as it was. I know that was too much. Well, yeah, I also could have PTSD from something in Texas. I don't even know about. No, who knows? I have no idea. No idea. She could have worked at a firing range or something.

Or just outside of Texas with fireworks and God knows what. But if that's the one holiday that, you know what I mean. You got to skip. You got to skip. Who cares? That's what you too. I still enjoyed myself. I put on the, what did I put on?

Was it NBC was doing a show? I think every channel was doing a 4th of July thing, a 250 thing. Oh, I've just been watching soccer. Yeah, I don't watch a lot of stuff. I have no idea what's going. I have been watching a lot of World Cup. But that night I put on whatever, I literally think every channel was doing some kind of like, it was almost like New Year's Eve, but summertime New Year's Eve.

I usually watched those and I didn't. I forgot what was I. I don't remember what I was watching, but I didn't watch any of those because I thought about it after the fact. I was like, oh, I never, because usually they have that one that's like over New York City. They didn't watch the Macy's one or whatever that one was. The one was like in like Cincinnati or something out. It was so many of them. It was so many of them.

I didn't watch them. And then at like 11, I, I, flipped over to Fox News to just watch him glazed Trump and like try to get this thing back on the track. It was hilarious. It was, I won't get into it, but it was hilarious. Is that picture real? Did he? I don't know.

I didn't see that part. I saw, he was watching himself on TV. But it was so late. And they kept saying, wave to us, President Trump. And I don't think, yeah, I don't know what was going on. But then they were like, real. They were saying like, no president would be brave enough to go out.

I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I watched that. I think that fireworks happened July 5th. I think it technically happened in the 5th. It rained. I watched all the fireworks. I will say the Washington, D.C. fireworks, if you can just find footage of that,

was pretty sick. Yeah. Although I think it changed, like, their air quality the next day. Like, they were alerts, like, ooh, about those fireworks, but they were pretty dope. It's a sunny day. That's the Potomac, Potamic, Potamic. Why can I say the word?

Potamic. No, I'm saying. Potomac, Potomac. Potomac river. Whatever that river is. Potamic. It was a potomic. was like lined the river.

Yeah. Like you know that footage of the San Diego display where they all go off at once an accident? It was that for 30 minutes. It was wild. Those are cool. It was wild. It was cool. I watched them all on TV. Not a lot of activity up. I mean, what did you guys do? Twitch.tv slash the show. The show.fm. Congratulations, Joey Jest not. This is the Nathan's famous 4th of July hot dog eating contest presented by Polly Mark. And this is the eight 18 time champion of the world with 66 Nathan's famous hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. Joey Chestnut!

We had it on. I just can't watch it. I can listen to it. I forgot. I always do. I don't know what it is. That's like one of the very few traditions I have. But I've seen almost all of them and I completely forgot about it.

But that's okay. It's really gross. Disgusting. I don't want. want to watch it. We were watching just like all day on Saturday. It was like... They were showing those.

Yeah, I mean, I just like that kind of stuff. Like New York City had the tall ships come through. So we were watching the ships. There was a bunch of flyovers that we were watching. And for some reason, it's like, and here's the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. So it was just on. And it started and I can't watch them dunking things and things or whatever. It's just, it's insane.

And I wish... The fruit punch ones are my least favorite. I wish I had the line. I don't know how I'd find it now. But the announcer said at some point, somebody said, like, will anybody ever beat Joey Chestnut? And I'm paraphrasing here,

but the announcer said, it's not that they can't beat Joey Chestnut. It's that they can't, but... Hold on. It's not that they can't beat Joey Chestnut. It's that they don't believe They can beat Joey Chestnut. I mean, yeah.

And I go, oh, that's all it's going to take? It's never, it's never going to be beaten. Not a chance. He's freakishly good at this. I mean. And until he retires. Yeah. Yeah.

There's just no 66 hot dogs is, right? That's that record of the guy said. Joey Jaws Chestnut claimed his 18th mustard belt at the Nathan's famous 4th July hot dog eating contest. 66 dogs in just 10 minutes. Oh, that was then. So that's not even his record. record is 76 dogs in 2021. Man, 76. Crazy.

Dogs. You ever watch that Kobayashi documentary? No, I can't watch competitive eating. That's crazy. I can't watch people eat at all. Why? What is it? What is you learned there? The rise and fall of Kobayashi. How did he fall? Just the, from being like the literal superstar of Japan and then he lost and it was, you know, he fell to Earth type deal. And, you know, and then all of a sudden nobody cared. Did he lose to Joey Chestnut? Yeah. That's who. He beat him. I think they went back and forth,

but ultimately, like you said, you can't, they don't think they could beat Joe Chestnut. They don't believe. They can beat Joe Chestnut. 42 years old, defeated 13 competitors.

Runner up, Patrick Bertoletti. Is that that guy that came in here? Patrick Bertoletti? I don't think so. Did we have somebody in here? We had a guy in here when all that went down. It was like, It was like Ultimate Eater, X or that guy.

There was some guy that came in here. I don't recognize it, but we've been doing this stupid show so long. Not really, like, it's like a Mohawk kind of thing? I don't really remember. I can't remember. We've been doing this so long. Yeah, either way. He ate 50 dogs.

That's, oh, well, you know what? Number 30 and someone could break the record. Imagine that. That guy ate 50. No, 30. And I like dogs and I want to barf, just listening to all this. Mickey Sudo won the female division. All right. Well, now let's win the ladies and gentlemen.

It's kind of hot. At the end of 10 minutes, a journey that was very difficult given the heat. However, the once and future champion, Mickey Sudo, 38 and three quarters, hot dogs and buns, to win her 12th. 38.75. Nathan's famous 4th of July championship, Mickey Sudo.

Mickey So is that guy, the host guy? You see the guy that goes all over the country and hosts these things? I have no idea. I always just assumed that he was just the very fun office guy that Nathan's was like, all right, go host that. Yeah, put Tom out there. He's fun.

And then when you're back on Monday, get back to doing your drop time. Yeah. Because I don't really know. It probably started that way. Like Nathan's was like, call Tom down in marketing. He'd be good on the mic for this. I forget. There is some story about that.

guy that's out there from what he came from or whatever, but I don't, I don't remember now. But I'm sure now, like you're saying, I'm sure that's his job. George Shea is the co-founder of Major League Eating, and he is famous for his signature straw hat and dramatic theatrical introductions. Oh, okay. So I guess, yeah, he's been, I guess he's co-founded MLE, Major League Eating. Om, nom, nom. Kids, follow your dreams.

If you can launch a whole business. On Major League eating? There's that one on how much Kool-Aid. What one's that? I forget, but someone's got that. How much Kool-Aid you can drink? Booker Badlands? He might be the one that's got the Kool-Aid.

He's the one that does it. He's been to town here to do things. I've seen him eat chicken wings. He can shrug. Yeah. Oh, because they do. What? He's gagging, folks. He's tuning.

The mayonnaise. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not doing that. And we just pined it. Like, this is mayonnaise. And there's like, Yeah, no, not doing that. I like when he does his, like, he'll fill that big boot full of, like, a two-liter cola.

I don't want a liter of cola. And he'll just chug it. I don't know how your body does that. Just open your throat. Go, don't open throat. Story. I'm all the mom jokes. Follow all of our streaming shows, Twitch.

com. Or the show. com. Because Wednesday night for whiskey, Wednesday, Thursday night for Coca-Pops. We got five-finger death punch tickets. Well, how do you like? I like them apples. I like them pretty good.

Okay, then. I like them pretty good. Mine's a Granny Smith. Cooler temps this week, up until I think Thursday. And it's back to it. And it's back to a little warmth. And I'll tell you, if you're extremely wealthy like me, you can install a snow room in your house. Oh.

Now, for those of us who live for opulence, like myself. The 1% as we're called. Yes. The latest luxury status symbol are custom-built snow. rooms people are installing in their homes. Oh, right. Is it like that globe? No, it's...

Okay, you know how sauna's hot? Yeah. Snow room cold. Okay. So it's just a very air-conditioned room? I guess so. There's no snow actually in it? You can install private, a private winter in your home.

It has snowfall, icy walls, and a freezing temperature. You push a button and it starts snowing on you. So you have to kind of... Be careful because any connotation trapped is going to ruin your walls, floor, ceiling, anything. I didn't even know this was a thing. Apparently billionaires have had these for a couple years now. Because why not? They're using it for wellness trends, like a cold plunge, if you will.

I mean, it's cool. It doesn't seem practical. It doesn't seem practical because we're living in this plant and this world. But to them, I guess it would. be practical to just randomly need snow on demand? I don't know. It just seems like a waste of, like, how often are you like, all right, I'll be back in one to two hours.

I'm going to start the snow room up. I'm going to, maybe it's because I have enough snow in my life for about eight months out of the year. But to think of a room dedicated to it, make you want to throw up. Or they press a button and it starts to freeze your walls. It's just, I don't understand what it's, doing. All I'm picturing is like a Batman cartoon of,

I'm going to press this button and all your walls. I'm going to start to freeze. Let me see if I can bring this up on my screen because there is a YouTube video. New York Times did a look into one of them. Yeah, readers right. So they're just installing walking freezers? Yeah. Hold on. Let me go to Snow Room by Techno. We just deep freeze their bedrooms, what we've been doing our whole lives. It's just very weird. Yeah, it's a Mr. Freeze character.

Snowroom. I'm able to take you down, bad man. Heck no. All right, everyone. Chill. Let me see if this brings it up. All right. Okay, we got a snow room.

I'll play this video. Application for Health. Let me see if it brings it up. Did I mirror it? Did I mirror it? Let's find out. Hello? I don't think I mirrored it.

Hold on a second. Oh, dang. That's okay. U.S. Bia. There we go. All right. Let's see if I can play this now.

Oh, I see a thing. Application advantages of the cold application. Warm up in the sauna after a shower. This is the text that's on the screen. Hey, hey, hey, oh, sweaty boobs. Hey now. Enter the snow room with sandals. Holistic cooling.

I guess you can just use the word holistic for anything. Yep. Fake snow, so a lot of chemicals there. Deep breaths to refresh the body in mind. Body massage with fresh snow. The Gensify the gentle, cold experience. Yeah, there's like chemicals and stuff in this. If you're just listening, it's a room that looks like they're sitting out of doors.

Like there's fake trees and rocks and stuff. And that's just in their basement, rich pieces. Just being that rich. Relief of inflammation as well as muscle and joint pain, improvement of blood circulation, and stimulation to the immune system. See the walls there? Yeah. That's what your lungs look like.

just coated in whatever this is bizarre. Promotes detoxification and fat burning. If I didn't have any murals, if I didn't have any morals, I could just steal so much money from rich people. You're just using a lot of buzzwords for being out in the cold. Yep. Yeah.

You could just wait and open your own here. Yeah, I could say no, guys, you want to come down to my, it's got all the words they just said. It's exfoliating and it's amplifying. Just open the back door to order your house.

Yeah, I just leads out to the woods. I'm writing my name and pee in the snow room. I'll tell you that much. Almost immediately. Yeah. Almost immediately. Well, if it's available, starts at about $130,000.

That's it? For just your entry level snow. That's it. Well, all right. Now, I'll take two. You know what? Put them in. One at either end out of house.

Put them in. The show.com for all of our link, streams, podcast, everything you need right there at the show. Dot FM. Be following along. Well, the big wedding happened over the weekend, Cody. Yep, yep. The inconvenience to have a lot of people. Five blocks were closed around MSG.

Yep. They had constructed this tent setup where, so the poorest couldn't see who was going to the wedding. Which, thank God. Thank God the poors couldn't see who was going. Travis and Taylor we're talking about, obviously. Taylor Travis, Travis Taylor. It was like a tent tunnel that the SUV,

would pull into, then the curtains would close. Oh, you got to close. And the curtains would open and then the SUV would pull out. So you wouldn't know who was in there. Well, I have the guest list here. Pretty much everybody went to this thing. And it's almost like they, like nobody cares. Yeah, like they went to it.

Like, oh God, we can't let the guest list leave. Yeah, you. I mean, a lot of this pisses me off. Yes. You did this. You're putting this in the busiest city in the world. And then you're like, oh. I mean, in the country maybe, but...

Oh, stop looking at us. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, please. What do you? Why are you mad at us? I just live and work here. I read a bunch of things that you never know what's real about power outages around there because they needed more power for their area. So somehow random streets just had no power.

Oh, my God. If that really happened. Oh, my God. There's a bunch of articles about all of that stuff, about them blocking off more streets and then they were told they were gone on. Yeah, I don't, I didn't love it. I don't really, I don't, I get it. I guess it's supposed to be a big deal,

but it was, I guess it's being reported that like now they had all these barricades because they expected thousands of people to show up and really not that many people showed up. No, she thinks she's way more important than she really is. It's just like what, okay. You have your fans that really, unless you're bouncing out a hit, then they don't care about you.

Yeah. Because her crowd numbers, when she's, like, putting out albums and touring, it's way different than when she just kind of tours. What do you mean? Like, she sells more tickets than, yeah. Yeah, unless she's got a hit, nobody cares about anything she's done. It's wild because there were people, like, I haven't seen any photos from inside of the wedding. I think that there was, I know there was NDAs you had to sign on like all these, you know,

moratoriums on posting photos. And I saw people got fired from that. Yeah. Which I get it. You know, you do work for MSG. You can't just leak photos. If nobody else can, you can either. Yep.

But it was just crazy to be like, I need privacy. However, I'm going to take a castle, put it inside of a bubble inside of the most famous arena in the world. Yeah. But don't look at it. Don't look at it. Oh, my God. Stop it. Don't look at it.

Privacy. You are not allowed to have your phone. Please, give me privacy. Do you care about who went to this thing? like Stephen Spielberg was there. Hugh Grant was there for some reason. Yeah, it was just a lot of... Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez, J. Z,

Reith Witherspoon, Lena Donham for some reason. I don't know why Lena Dunham is as famous as she is. She sucks. She's rude. Brad Pitt, Ed Sheeran, I mean, name any celebrity.

Yeah, yeah. Every celebrity except Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds because they had their falling out or whatever. They have a little feud. They have a little feud. Mike, how do I say the coach's name? Frable. Oh, he was there?

He was there with his wife? Was he the one that was cheating on his wife? So they reconciled. They went to a wedding together. I guess. But I think we were making jokes on Friday's show about how would have Travis wanted all this? He clearly got to pick one thing because Adam Sandler was the officiant. Yes.

Yeah. Babe, what if Happy Gilmore? Do let him do it. Babe, can we have Happy Gilmore do the church part? Yep. No, I think he's just as part of the problem. Insufferable, yeah. Just she is the one that's making a.

all the decisions. Mm-hmm. But he is just as insufferable. Yeah. Can we just get, and this is coming from a Cowboys fan. Can we get more of the other Calci, please?

Jason Kelsey? Jeez. Was he there? I mean, obviously he was there. I read that he was, like, they didn't have like groomsmen and, what are the bridesmaids?

Yeah. They had like, Jason Kelsey was the best man. Yeah. And then her brother, Austin was the matripe, man of honor, I guess.

But very, still like, I would have been like, well, can I have my, my brother, beat him? Yeah. Nah, no, no. So, like, so my, I guess my second question is, what, what happens now? Like, are they going to release it as a movie? Like, is there a reason we don't see any photos?

I think that they just, they're going to charge people to see their wedding now. Yes, she is, her agent is going to shop those to whoever it will pay. Whether it be People Magazine, TMZ. sure somebody is going to go will give you $100,000 to the exclusive rights of Taylor Swift's wedding pictures. Because they didn't build that extensive set just for nobody

to see it. This is coming out on Disney Plus or something. Yeah. Yeah, no, they're going to make money off it. The Target edition of the wedding available for $39.99. Didn't she perform too? Oh, I don't know. I thought that she was going. We had heard of rumor she might perform or like

obviously. Yeah. I'm sure somebody performed something because there was a bunch of musicians there. You're telling me Ed Sheeran doesn't do a number? Right. No, we'll see if in a couple months... There's going to be a trailer that comes out. Like, we're getting charged for this somehow. Disney Plus.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Together. The wedding. One night. Yeah, something like that. Yep. Or, you know what? Because nobody will care.

She's the famous one. It'll be Taylor Swift, the wedding. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess... You don't need his name in there. Which I get that they signed a pre-nup. Apparently...

Oh, did they? He had... They both... They both have... coming into this. She has a lot more than he does. It means that we each keep our own nipples. We just... It's a pre-niptural, right, babe?

And you're all saying I give them 18 months. I don't. They're both... I think that they're both just... Yeah, I don't... Really just kind of vapid people who... They found each other. Yeah, I don't...

Like, think of the lamest couple you know. I think they're just a lame couple who's going to have each other for a while. I could very much see that. Because just, you know, what you were saying. But who knows, once he's no longer a football player. I don't know. Is he going to be able to take that back seat?

The answer should be yes. The answer should be yes. You're sitting pretty, dude. She's a billionaire. You married a billionaire. Congratulations. Yeah. Yep.

My wife makes more money than me, and it's awesome. I highly encourage it. Yeah. It's pretty dope. But, Mitch, I'm not jealous. I assure you of that. No. Yeah, and Travis fought hard to get her a tank.

Like the whole story, have you ever heard those stories? Not really. Maybe I have. She was doing a concert in Kansas City and he like showed up because he thought that maybe he could sneak up and meet her and he couldn't. So then he kind of like tried to meet. It was the whole thing. Like he courted her, I guess, as you would say. Yeah.

He's like, I demand to meet you. My favorite comment was, can I stop picking on her? She's only 3016. She's only 3016. Yeah, I just want to know what she's going to do for an album. Uh-huh. She's not hurt. This is a love story.

So that's what this next album will be a, it'll be an upbeat. I don't know, maybe it, maybe she can just be done now. Like, we've been following her journey to find love for 20 years. Maybe now it's just, I found love. I'm going to go be rich now. Goodbye. No, you don't think so. She loves fame.

She does love it. He does too. Yep. But. Yeah. I just, at least it came in a lot and it's over there. Now it's over. Now it's the next thing.

I mean, that's it though. Right now, we'll just have to see them out at things. But other than that, we're good now. Mm-hmm. We don't need anymore. Travis and Taylor out on the Mediterranean on their yacht. Oh, you're going to get that. And it's a world that worship celebrity.

You're going to get that, man. It's parked right next to Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht. You know, he's got a dad bot. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know. I have not seen a photo. My favorite TikToks have been, Britney Mahomes is just struggling to not post about this wedding

because you know she wants the attention really bad. Real bad. She wants to post the photos of everything she did because this is like, yeah. It's like the biggest night of her life for Britney Mahomes. Yes. She probably had to sign an NDA and it's killing her. Put her phone in a bag.

Yeah. Why can't I post my photos? Which is also crazy that, yes, I get it. You can't post photos. but to take celebrities' phones, because I wonder if they did that with, like, Tom Cruise and Red Pit. Nope, sorry. We're too important.

Yeah, like that's the other thing. You're going to tell Tom Cruise to put your phone away. Right? You're going to tell Jennifer Lopez. Put your phone away. Give me your phone. Beyonce. You're telling Beyonce.

Put your phone away. Now, you said Jay-Z was Beyonce there? Yeah, Jay-Z and Beyonce were there. Okay, so she still hasn't kicked that loser to the curb. I guess not. Too much money involved. Dixie chicks were there. They're the chicks.

Yep. Mariska Harrogate was there. Bradley Cooper. Oh, Bradley Cooper. Ethan Hawke. Dakota Johnson, Chris Rock, Tom Brady. Like, literally every celebrity was invited to this. And they all went.

They all went. Except for us. Is that for us? It's messed up. I'm not going to cry about it. It's over there. Pete Wentz was there. Zoe Kravitz.

They got married in a machine gun Kelly. Bubble in a castle. Yeah. Basketball court. Congratulations. USA, Belgium, tonight. Yep. 8 o'clock.

I'm ready. I have been watching and playing a lot of football. Yeah, football? Soccer, if you will, over the past weekend. Some great matches. It's been unreal. It's been really great. The Argentina, Cape Verde was the best game I'd ever seen

until last night's Mexico, England. But that Cape Verde, what a friggin team. Unreal, man. Unreal. And I don't know how to say his name, Bellogan. Belogun? The best player, the U.S. has got. Our best player got a red card.

It wasn't supposed to play today. And then I don't know whatever deal we were. I asked the FIFA president to review it, and he did. So now they took it away. It was the worst red card I've ever seen. It was a terrible red card. I agree. It should have been overturned.

But now Belgium is, now they're appealing that we took the red card away, because obviously they wanted to. the advantage. Yeah. Yep. I just. Belgian Football Association is Lodge of appeal with FIFA's appeal committee. Can't triple Sam a double Sam.

Well, my problem is is that, oh, now, now you don't want the corrupt FIFA organization to have anything to do with it now that it benefits us a little bit? Sure. Because they are the most corrupt organization. FIFA is a terrible organization. But again, worst red card I've ever seen. So it's weird to, you know, be like, you can praise me. During U.S. Bosnia-Herzegovina last Wednesday,

Balagan received a red card, meaning he would be suspended for the next game today, if you didn't know that. Our president is friends with the FIFA president, so whatever deal happened there. Take a peek. So they got the red card removed. I didn't know you could do that, but we agree it was a terrible red card. It shouldn't happen anyways. There's ways you can get around it Whereas if you can

appeal it if it's a more than one game Suspension type deal So there's ways just This one ain't it Yeah But again I just keep saying it Worst record I've ever seen

So now he's supposed to play today Belgium is trying they have until 5 o'clock I guess He's going to play He's going to play it's already been set Yeah And then what do we have as far as other matches today. Say Spain, Portugal? Yep, Spain, Portugal. So we might see the end of Ronaldo.

As we see the stars fade away here, Namar is done, he said. In Brazil, he said he's done. I would imagine Massey is not going to be able to make on four years. He's like 39 or something. Yeah, so I mean, he could, but I don't know, Ronald said he's done too.

39 years old, barely functioning, decrepit old man. How his legs even working? How is he even breathing air at that age? He more doy on the face. He is elderly. So many young stars that maybe just find everybody in the next World Cup come around without Ronaldo. Yeah, that young one. Who is it?

Jamal. Yamal, yeah. On Spain, there's a kid on Mexico that's 17. Yeah, that kid is like 6.8. Yeah, yep. No, there's a lot of really good players, man. That one guy from Norway, Harlan, is he's not a real person. He's a Viking.

Argentina, Egypt, tomorrow. Switzerland, Colombia, tomorrow. And then Thursday, France, Morocco. They're like, now we're into it. Now we're into it, right? Saturday, England, Norway. Oh, my God, it moved. Yeah.

And I saw a TikTok yesterday that I wish I'd saved. Because this woman, I'll buy into sometimes conspiracy theories, especially knowing how corrupt FIFA is to like, she was explaining like this is definitely scripted. Like, I don't believe that football scripted, like American football. Yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't. Dow, that there's things, whatever.

She showed how every year, or every World Cup, every four years, the logo conveniently matches the colors of the team that wins, and she broke it down? Someone did this for the Super Bowl a couple years ago. Yeah? And then the Super Bowl started to change up colors and stuff, because I think it started to be a little too weird. And I forgot who she predicted this year.

I really wish I'd saved it because I was locked in. I was like, oh. Well, let's see. I know it's red and blue. It was one of the flags. So, maybe probably, is it Spain then? Would it be Spain? Maybe.

Because that's one of the ones I'm picking is Spain. Let me see you here. I don't know. I should have said before I brought it up. Yeah, it could be Spain, red and yellow. Mm-hmm. Early Holland is one of the players you're talking about. Columbia's got yellow, orange, or yellow, blue and red.

Yeah, it was one of the flags where you zoom in and there's blue on like the little stars. I don't know what it was, but. I can buy it. I don't know. I can buy it. I don't know. This is just been an awesome whorled cup. I'll need to get a nap in if I'm going to make an 8 o'clock game.

I'm going to tell you that much. I mean, I don't want to give you any fomo. But that would have been your dream scenario coming on off the chat right now, the show. com. Trickich says yesterday at water safari, the pigs escaped their pen at the barn. And it was a team effort catching them. I can't think of something that would. of something that would make Cody happier

than being in his swim trunks at water safari getting to chase loose pigs. I would have to look around to see if anybody else sees this. Like if he had a make-a-wish, that would be his make-a-wish. So let me get the pigs real quick.

Someone who wanted to catch those pigs? I got him! I got it. And then the sound of his feet. Just run. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Grabbing goats. Sir, the goats didn't get out. I don't know. I'll get them. I'll get them. I'm round them up. I mean, you get them. Just round them up real quick. I can get them. Good morning, everybody. Well, hopefully the pigs are doing well. Tricker says they got them all back. It was a group effort to gather them all. I like that horse that got out. He'd come looking for me. He wants to bite you, but. Charlie bit me. He wants Charlie bit me. Well, another story of immediate karma. As a dude in Maryland was burglarizing a Verizon store. And while he was burglar in,

Doing a little burgling. Somebody stole his car. That's hilarious. I mean, bud? That's immediate karma, bud. What's your burglar in for? Oh, man. Someone took my truck.

Let me just do your hands real quick. Okay. Put your hands on your back for me? For what? Were you at that Verizon store? Because you got blood on your hands and bought on your glasses. No, no. No.

I promise of God. Have a seen real quick. Hold on. You got blood on your shirt. So the gigs up. No, no blood. It's whether you want to be honest about stuff or not. You know what I mean?

I do. Someone stole my chest. Oh, my God. That's kind of some karma right there, ain't it? That's some karma right there. Yeah, you left your keys in it while you were burglar in. That's what happens. Watch out for your burglar in.

Immediate karma. You love to see it. That's so funny. Because then how do you report that? My truck got stolen. What were you doing? Yeah. You got to wait to like the next day, in which case it's too late.

Yeah. Somebody stole my truck. From where? My apartment. Oh, okay. Because then you can clean off. and you're not full of blood and all that. What is this footage of you, burglar in a Verizon store?

Not a different guy. No, different guy. That must have been a different guy. I don't know who was in there. Not even, not, I didn't have my truck like I told you. I don't know. So. Did you guys, did you want us to play the Oasis?

Sure. They better. Because you're all saying you didn't see it over the weekend. All right, we can do that for him then. So I can just play it. Let me just play it? I'll play a couple times. If they need it, I mean,

I don't think he curses in it, right? I don't remember. If anything, he might say the poop word. But I don't think so. I don't really remember. Either way. Because there's an oasis documentary coming out, guys. You're all saying you didn't watch it.

All right. I will show you that. Guys, I got to show you. We obviously have your back. It's coming to Disney coming up in September. Don't worry. I got it for you. Okay.

I just don't see myself on stage with Liam, I just don't see it. The way it finished when acceptable. Most thought it would never happen and some still aren't convinced. It's going to be chaos. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah. That's so cool. That's going to be so good. It's still good as me goosebumps. Just even thinking about that. Good. Just even thinking about it. Because you hate Oasis, it makes us love them.

even more and to troll you it makes me joy happy. Well, we, as Oasis fans, thank you. Pardon me, we've been ridiculed for a long time. Rightfully so. And in this reemergence of Oasis,

it has shown me that y'all are in the minority. Oh, for sure. They sold out every effing stadium imaginable. Y'all are in the minority. Oasis is top-notch, brough. Burned? Is this burn, brough?

Biblical, bro. Get on board, man. Get on board, bro. Step up or we'll have you step out. Well, speaking of streaming, I'm reading this article. Netflix is having trouble somehow making money. They keep raising my fee every month, but for some of them, they can't figure out. Oh, I don't know.

Can't figure out how to make money. Well, we've got to give you a penalty too. And the article that I'm reading in Bloomberg this morning said, they're noticing that when they release TV shows, quote unquote TV, like series. Between season one and season two, the audience drops between 40 and 70%. Yeah, I can see that. And I can tell you exactly why, Netflix, you're taking too damn long. Yes. Like, you'll release a season.

Yep. And then I got to wait four years for the next season. You're not doing it right. It's like the HBO thing with Game of Thrones and all that. Like, we stopped caring because you didn't do a season for four years. Yeah. I didn't watch any of the final strength. Stranger Things season, because you made me wait so long.

I forgot all about Stranger Things. And they all turned into adults. Like that, they made it to be like, no, it's just over the course a couple years. No, they're adults now. Like, I think of the show Manifest that was on, I think it was originally an NBC, and then it's popped up somewhere, maybe Netflix. And I think during the pandemic, I watched Manifest. I remember that.

And then Manifest went away. And then there was a big, we're going to bring back a second season of Manifest. I don't know when it came out. Cool. I don't know. I didn't watch it. No. I didn't watch it because at least with TV, TV seasons, you always knew I'm going to get new ones in the fall next year.

So you're like, all right, in a year I got new episodes. Yep. Also Netflix. And I know everything costs money. Six episodes ain't a show. No. No, it is not. Six episodes ain't a show.

It's a documentary. In a season or two is not a series. No. That's the other. problem with trying to watch a bunch of these is that they'll do two seasons and be like, oh, they're probably not going to renew. All right, well, now I'm not like, you can't get attached to anything. Oh, they're not going to renew it.

So, like, if you want to be in the business of television Netflix, making multi-million dollar series that only have six episodes and then I got to wait four years for it, ain't how I like to watch shows. No. You know? No, I agree with that. It's really annoying. and it was one of the things that kind of dropped off a Game of Thrones

because then they're like, oh, we're going to do the finale, though. Yeah. Because we want to make sure we wrap it up for you guys. Why didn't you do that one of the eight years that you were doing nothing? I know. There's so much time. We had so much time now. And I like all the content that's put out.

I'm just saying that don't expect me to still be invested in a show eight years. This lady on a bike in the middle of the road. I don't know what there's like a bike show happening outside of our studio right now. Hitting sick jumps. A couple of people emerged from the movie. bridge on these two mountain bikes and they're just doing figure eights on Walton Street. I'll better not around him. I'll put the outside camera on.

It's a whole circus out there. That guy will put them down. He'll put them down. The original cookie butter ice cream is down at Gilligan's. All right. I see all the ice cream stands promoting their new cookie butter ice cream. Where did y'all get that idea for them? We invented it for Gilligan.

So you're welcome. Ars does look at the best of those. Ours looks to about that raspberry swirl. Nobody else is all. offering that raspberry swirl. Other places offer up the pinch. Pinch of what? I do the swirl.

Oh! Which I'm still not 100% sure what it means to this day. Yeah. I know it's a blah blah blah, but I'm not really in there. Oh, is it? Yeah. Because they're down there with their faces. Because yeah, but I, okay, all right.

That makes sense. Does a counterclockwise swirl. Yeah. I always thought it was. They always have to beat around the bush with it. Yeah, I always thought it was the bowling. I thought it was, I don't know, I'll just crop it off there. I always, AJ and I always thought it was like the come here motion.

Yeah, no, no, no, I know you're saying. I know you're saying. Just in the show. And he did the counterclockwise swore, but you're thinking it was. I don't know, it was just always very weird to have that scene of like. That was his move. They're talking about own relations. Yeah, George Costanza got laid so much.

They're re-doing them, so there's a couple of the older episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They really, for a while there, they were going back and forth where they, where they were like, no, make George have the same hot chicks as Jerry. Jerry gets a little hotter, but George still gets weight. It doesn't make any sense. No, not a chance, bud. Neither of them would in reality be getting them, those women.

No. Anyways, we're just rehashing Seinfeld episodes, guys, from 40 years ago. Is that topical? Is that topical for you? No, what's topical is fireworks. As, uh, I don't think you're out of the weeds yet, guys. I think this is going to be a week or you're still going to hear them. People are going to be popping them off.

That's usually how it is. is for like a week after Fourth of July, people kind of go at it because people had to work this past weekend. So you'll get a couple more next weekend. Do you see this Delta flight that got struck by fireworks? I would imagine that happens more than you would think. Same. The entire country is launching fireworks and these planes are trying to avoid them. A Delta flight was apparently struck by fireworks as it descended into Chicago.

International on Saturday evening. It landed safely, but the pilots heard a big bang. and the plane is being checked for any damage. Here was the air traffic control. Tower. We just had a firework at our plane, Delta 1076. Delta 1076. Can you tell me if you had to, I guess, any further information about the firework?

200-a-GL, 2-250-AGL, but we just heard the bang on the plane, so we'll have to take a look at it once we get to the gate. We're just hoping it was just the mortar that went off underneath, but definitely felt a big bang. There have been multiple reports, as you can imagine. The city's aware they said they would notify the, I'm sure. Chicago police, but, you know, I don't know what they'll do. Yeah, like, what do you do?

You can't find the person who shot the fireworks. No, it's not like the laser thing. And they can check them or whatever, find out immediately where it came from or whatever the hell. Like, not to be that guy, but it's like, it's the, what do you do? It's the Fourth of July. Like, I don't know where all the planes are at all times. Yeah, but imagine that you've got to be extremely careful if you're shooting off fireworks around where planes are. Yeah, probably don't be near airports doing it, but it's also like.

I don't want to tell you. Tell me not to fire up. on my fireworks. But it's like how, there was like 80 people that had to, I don't know, I'm going to get them fireworks. You hear about them fireworks. I heard about them fireworks and then we got them fireworks. Because, and I guess I don't understand a lot about fireworks,

but how much damage could it do? It is explosive, I guess. So if it's one of the ones that goes up and then blows up. Right? Probably some damage, but. Rolling candle and hit the bottom. Yeah, just hit it. Well, I'd still be terrified.

I would be too. If I was on it. Please let us land safe. Please let us land safely. So I'm reading this article out of the boot. And they do this every year. It's one of my favorite things, where they go to local fireworks stands in stores,

in states where it's legal, and list off names of the fireworks that are being sold right now. For example, the Wizard of Oz, A-A-H-H-S. Like, ah, Wizard of A-A-A-A-A-A. Okay. The Po-Po Magnet. Yeah, yep. Yeah, you're going to get the Poepo called.

Although I don't think the Popo do much on the 4th. They're like, yeah, it's fireworks. Especially in Syracuse. What are you going to do? If it was Christmas, yeah, they're like, yeah, we'll come and check it out. In Syracuse, you can't have every single cop out. There's other more important things to be looked into. Apparently there was a big brawl in Armory Square over the weekend.

I haven't heard about it, but there was big brawl. Well, when they got them cameras up to catch you. Gotcha. The neighbor hater? The neighbor hater? Yeah. These are fireworks names. Yep.

Cat, scat fever? Well, yeah, because you're scaring all the cats in the neighborhood. Yeah, that's... I mean, these are all very... They're punty. They're punty. Like, ha, how good for you. I'm sure they sell.

Shimmer me timbers? Because I bet this is a bigger thing with fireworks than we realize. What? Coming up with the names? Good, you know, names to catch your attention. Guys, Cody and I'll work for your fireworks company. If you want us to come up with names for your fireworks, we're pretty good at puns.

We can test it. them out. We have like 20 years of pun experience. Yeah. We're a real pun guys. Happy. We're real pun. Hashtag light and run. All right. Hashtag. I get it. See, no, I get yeah. They're just smart little stupid things to catch people's attention. Unicorn puke.

I'd buy unicorn puke. I want to know what that looks like. Yeah, I want to see. I like the ones that have the little preview TV next to all. Oh, those are high class. Yeah. Yep. Bada bimbaoom. Name of a firework. I feel like I have. one of those. There's literally your firework and you've probably seen this on social

media called Put It in Reverse. I saw that. Do you see Terry was in a parade? Yep. Yep. And family. Terry and family. Yep. Good for him. I'm glad he's still getting something off of this. I mean, I don't know if he's getting anything but free pizza. But I also do, I also do feel bad for Terry

as I'm sure you have this experience as well. Like when you've done something that a lot of people know and your family wants to be a part of it. Yeah. It's like Terry's on the float, but then there's 10 family members. Who are you? We don't know Terry. We barely know Terry.

We know Terry and the guy's voice. Yeah. I want Terry and I want the guy screaming back it up Terry. Back it up, back up, Terry. I don't need Terry's cousin in a float. I don't need Mark hanging out. Can you know those people do that? I'm Mark.

I don't live around here, but I want to be on the float. Oh, these beers? I mean, I am Terry's cousin. So, who? Tear. Back it up, Terry. It's my cousin, Ter. I got a photo.

It's actually my phone's wallpaper right there. I'm in town to be on the float. Well, you still got to pay for your beers. Oh, I mean, come on. If I just back it up, Terry. I'm back it up, right? I'm backing up right on the school. Back up, Terry.

Back up Terry? You've a great day. I'm going to catch you later. Sir? Sir, no. I'm going to back up out of this door Not paying that tab Got this mini keg

Laser kitties with Z's Yo That's in my favorite Shipka place I bet this is a big one This is a finale Here come to judge Yeah

Here come to judge These are fireworks names That actually do exist Wacky tobaki This is just like a green one I don't know Pizza Apocalypse Oh yep

That's gonna be My next restaurant Psycho Peacock I bet that's a fun one I bet that's a cool looking like Psycho peacocks spreading out looking one Raging Rottweilers Raging Rottweilers

Death Blossom Because a lot of these things too Are also they're made in like Asian countries Yeah So it could be someone naming them Who has a loose interpretation Of like the English language

So like obviously put it in reverse That was named by somebody who knows Put in reverse Yes But Pete's Apocalypse could be just Right They don't know what they're naming it. They don't know.

Dizzy Disco? Wicked Pissa. Wicked Pissa. Now they're getting, they're running out of ideas. Badassical blast. Yeah, see, now they're... Listen, there's 20. I don't need to keep going, but...

No, they're running out a couple ideas. Anybody see any of any of a fun-name fireworks over the weekend? You shoot off any fun-name fireworks? A couple blasts. Seems like fireworks go forever. And my kids, like, can I go... Friday, can we go to the fireworks? Hell yeah.

And then Saturday, can I go to the fireworks? And then last night, he's like, can we go up to sweethearts. you go for the fireworks? Like every night, it's fireworks. Well, this upcoming Saturday are the best fireworks that you could see anywhere in this area. Really? The East Syracuse Village fireworks. All right. Well, get out there. Get out there.

Don't forget, like, less than two weeks now, your nap out of part and part Syracuse Nationals. Come to the New York State Fairgrounds. Syracuse Nationals.com for tickets and information. Where you can find the most old guy boners in one spot. Really? Boners happen? It's still? I would imagine.

That's like the old. old guys like their favorite things are these cars. They love these old cars. If that was my jam, I'd walk around all boned up. Yeah. I'd love an old car, but I don't have a garage or anything to put an old car in. Or I don't have dollars to buy old cars and monies. Now that I'm, like, we would do this, I see them, the old cars that people aren't using all over the place. And I'm always curious to be like, hey, what?

What do you mean aren't using? What are you doing that? Like, there's one on the way to a Tisco. You can tell some 90-year-old man that does like small repairs. Yeah. Oh, and it's like in his garage. You know, like a stew to baker or something? No, it's outside. You can just see it. And every time I drive by it, I'm like, I bet that it still runs and everything.

But he just leaves it outside because he probably drives it. Yeah, good for them. That's my car. Enjoy your cars. I was watching, like I said earlier. And I learned a piece of advice this weekend, I think. You got some pizza advice? Pizza advice is I'm watching these shows.

Remember I was telling you, like, we've got performances from Noah Kahn and blah, blah, blah, by leading up to the fireworks. And then they did the fireworks. And Ryan Sechrest goes, but don't go anywhere because we've got more performances coming up. And I said out loud, you can't play after the fireworks. It's like the New Year's Eve show where they drop the ball and they're like, still to come. We've got performances by blah, blah, blah, blah.

No, it's bedtime. Yeah. You can't play after the ball drops. You can't play after fireworks. Fireworks are the... It's bad time. It's the peak. Yeah.

Nothing's going to top the fireworks. Those end and then you go, goodbye, bye everybody. I remember having this argument vaguely when they wanted to do years ago, fireworks over Utica, whatever it was. And like Night Ranger

or somebody was performing and they're like, yeah, we can do the fireworks and then Night Ranger performs. And I'm like, you can't perform after the fireworks. Nobody cares after the fireworks. Nobody cares. Everybody wants to go after the fireworks. You want Night Ranger playing them out? Yeah, right?

Goodbye. Thank you, though. I just, I don't know why they keep trying. I mean, obviously people are still tuned in. Maybe they're just passed out and they look the TV on. Well, if you want music leading all the way up to your fireworks, again, Saturday, East Syracuse, E.S.E. Elementary School over there.

That whole back, where that whole, the grounds take place. All over there in East Syracuse. They'll have bands and crap for kids. Why do they do it a week after the 4th of July? More people, I would imagine. It's the 50th anniversary one, too, Bud. And do you see all the little like brought to you by? That's how I know we could have gotten her name on something like this.

Give them like $100 and then like put her name on that. Yeah, we want to be presenting it. Yeah. Yeah, they start at like probably noon, one, two. And it's a big deal. That whole area gets covered. You won't find any room. If you start heading over there once it starts to get a little dark, it's wild.

6.15 to 10 p.m. is the fireworks part. So, well, it's also one of my What? They're one of my biggest, what's the word? They don't go until it's pitch black. What do you mean?

They start early? No, it'll go, it'll be like 1045. 9.30? It's not starting to 9.30. Fated vinyl plays from 615 to 915. Yeah. And then, yeah, you got all your sponsors on it.

Well, yeah, no, they, they'll push it until it's dark. And where do they do it? Right over there behind East Syracuse Elementary, where Kenny Street was, right on that football field. is where they shoot off the fireworks and that whole area is where they do all of the things. See, Fuzz says best fireworks around.

It really is. I know there's our, you know, where other people come from, I'm sure. But these have always been consistently the best fireworks in my entire life. Tammy says every night of Harbor Fest, there's a band after the fireworks. That's a different experience. Because that's just a bunch of booze bags up in Oswego.

They ain't done. Yeah. They ain't done. Yeah. Yeah, blow that up. They ain't done at 10 o'clock. In Oswego? No. At Harbor Fest? No. That, you can play after the fireworks at Harbor Fest.

Lens Gridley Page, come on. Because Harbor Fest is like secondary to just Aswego boozing. Yes. You're boozing in Aswego. Yep. Oh, look at those fireworks. And then let's go back to boozing at Oswego, you know? They kick off Uncle Cracker.

Yeah, you just kick it up. Yeah. Frostbitt Blue starts after the fireworks. They're the only one to allow. It's a Monday. So Joe Stanley's stopping by. Stanley Law. Maximum Award people.

Good morning, Joe. Good morning, guys. My dad, I hit a thing there. All right, let's start with the man with the strip searches, Joe. You got a guy who got strip searched. I'll let you tell the people. Yeah, he was arrested for terrorism charges, and he got 317 days in solitary. And along with that, they did 159 strip search.

No. I don't know what that's all. Wait, what did they think he was getting more stuff in his butt or something? Yeah, he was in solitary? He's in solitary. He can find that. What is he getting? Well, obviously.

like this guy, obviously. He's not getting anything in there, Cody, I know what we're talking about. After 317 days, they figure out, oops, this is the wrong guy. He's not who we wanted. My bad. And so, we got a lawyer and sued them. The judge heard the trial

and heard all he went through and gave him $6.5 million. So the federal government appeals and says, well, we don't owe him anything, and the judge is wrong because we thought he was the right guy, and we made a reasonable mistake, so we shouldn't have to pay. What do you think the appellate court did? Well, I would hope the guy got paid, Joe, but the way you're TMS up, I don't think he did.

He did, and the court said, no, too bad. Unreal. That's a hot, what do you mean? Too bad? Right, not too bad. Now, we thought this was the guy that we had to check a lot. Yeah, no, we thought we had to look in this guy's butt a lot. Now, that being said, I will like to put the offer out there for $6.5 million. You can strip search me every day for a year.

I'm fine with that. Okay. I've come to a standing appointment every day. You heard of him, Joe. I think one of the reasons about this, if that's, true on the law, which I don't necessarily agree with. They're just going to keep doing it without a penalty. Without saying, you can't do that.

They're just going to, you can say it for anybody. You can make up an excuse. Oops, we got some information. We thought it was you, and we... Oh, we killed you, sorry. Yeah, you can't... Oops, we got the wrong guy is not just standing defense, but apparently it is. All right, Joe, what's your other one?

Well, this is a more simple one, I think. Attempted suicide, while he was in jail for trial. Okay. And he asked for an adjournment for his trial date because he was hurt because he's to suicide. And what does an adjournment mean? It means a trial. Do it later.

Okay, got you. So do you think the trial judge gave him a postponement? And because his argument was, Sixth Amendment, it titles me to be at my criminal trial. And he can't right now because he's injured. Right. Did they give it to him? I'm going to say yes. I got a feeling no.

I'm going to say yes. You're right. No. You can't voluntarily prevent your sentence. vent yourself. Oh, like you can't stab yourself in the belly and be like, I'm too hurt to go. They just drag his ass in there. Why would he want to delay the trial

if he could have gotten... Maybe he thought he wasn't going to be there because he was going to be dad. I don't know. I don't know. Listen, you call it Joe for these things. Stanley Law is the maximum award people. Thank you, Joe. Thanks, guys. This is K. All right. It's a little early, but it's a Monday. Let's jump into some gaming. Well, yeah, well, hold on here. We got some... What are we doing?

Are we doing USA Belgium? Are we doing Spain, Portugal? What do you want to do, bro? Hads will do Spain, Portugal. Okay. Hades will do Spain, Portugal. I'm a state. I'm a traitor.

I'm going to put myself in jail just to get the old bottle checks. Driven by... Again. Offer stands. I'll go halvesies with you. We can alternate? That's 3.25 a piece. Back and forth.

I know you just got your butt checked yesterday. Could you get it checked today? I'm busy. You have to have a recovery day. So we'll go every day. Double butt. I'll go Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Okay.

You go Tuesday, Thursday, and then we alternate Saturdays. I like that. All right? Yep. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. Dot FM for all of our streams, including the gaming stream, driven by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.

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