The Show - CATCHING PRINT

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

It’s an April Fools Day, but whenever every day is a joke, why do anything special? The guys fire up the Ovulis ghost detection device again. We learn about “catching print” and so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Hello? How was everyone's Tuesday?

Very good. I got a new tooth put on. Well, aren't you just fancy? Yeah, not in trying to brag, but I got a new little tooth thing put on my mouth. You're basically the fanciest man that's ever lived. Yeah. You're like a king. I just think I'm going to replace all my teeth. Might as well.

Because this one feels really shiny and slippery and new. All brand new? Do it. Must be nice to have new teeth money. Might as well. All right. Scotty's up bright and early. Good morning, Scotty.

Anyways. What's new with you? What's happening with you? Anything? What's new with you? Isn't that a joke? No, it's your shirt. Gary Ganoo and the Ganoos.

But there's something, there was a joke there. Oh, I don't know jokes. I don't care for comedy. I don't, I don't care for it. Humor. I don't care for making light of situations. I prefer that we focus and stay serious. Yeah.

No, nothing's new with you? No. Okay. A new? Rare, regular old. A little Tuesday afternoon. Played a little hockey I saw. You had a big shootout.

Yeah, nothing like a 23-round shootout. Unreal. It was crazy watching. I did watch, I watched Nxte for a little bit last night. Our boy Mike Santana was on. That was awesome. That was a good NXT. I didn't watch anything else after that.

What else was anything else good on it? Pardon me? The women's roster just so stacked that every match they have. It seems like it could be a championship match between like the two, hot people in the company. So a couple women's matches. What was that match that Santana was in where it's like three on three or something?

Just a six-man tag. A little six-man tag. And who were the other two guys? He's with. O-TM out the mud. Okay. I like them. So the deal is that guys can go between NXT and TNA?

Yeah. There's just a random little deal they have. I think they wanted that WW wanted to work with NX or TNA because TNA, worked with AEW and it was all just AWW guys beating the crap out of TNA guys every time gotcha. So there was no real benefit

to it. This benefits. Like that's the TNA champ. It was cool. Coming in and doing stuff and all that. It was cool. I like watching it. So that little rassling last night. Yeah, other than my tooth around the house stuff. Nice day yesterday.

Right. You get out with the dog? Just the littlest until it started to you know, storm about four something. Yeah. It opened a butt. So I told Fred, I got home,

I go, Fred, we got to get a walk in. If you want to get a walk, we got to get a walk in. Right, yeah. Let's go. And just it's, it's,

I've never seen the ticks so bad. Oh, no, really? I've never seen the tick so bad in my entire life. It's been the craziest thing ever up there. That reminds me. I got to order his tick medicine.

Oh my God, bro. Probably between the last two days, I've fussed like 25 ticks, man. you can do to avoid it. It's just in any of the grass. There's just nothing you can do no matter where you walk, even if you're not, you know, just out in the open grass. Open grass.

What I think you need to do is you need to have Elsa befriend a chicken or two. Yeah. And then when she walks, she has two like secret security, like secret service chickens. She has chickens on a leash. Yeah, she's got a couple of chickens eating the ticks. Like sharks with them fish that kind of like swim on them. Mm-hmm. Like here, just get those off.

Yeah. Because those little fish know they're going to eat like the scraps from the sharks. So they just kind of hang around the sharks. Man, yeah, no, we should release. Well, coyotes. Oh, just chickens out there. We just had like 10 chickens and just let them go out there. Here's a coop.

You guys are free to do what you want at all times. Yeah. No, Deb, you got to watch chickens now, too. Two chickens. Two. Because Elsa needs to have one on each side. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then chickens will eat the ticks and we go on.

Well, we are live on a whiskey Wednesday. We'll get into all the fun today, 315. 3, 6, 4, 1009. A lot of flooding today. Be careful on your commute. Man, a lot of standing water. Driving by some of the streams and stuff yesterday. Ooh, man.

So close. It's got nowhere to go. It's got nowhere to go. He just had like 20 feet of snow melt and then it rained. And thinking about where I grew up, I can guarantee you those roads into like Reddlesnake Galtz. And Manoa. I bet those are all flooded.

So be careful today. Check your pumps. Not that I can understand. body hair on most parts. Good morning. This is K. Rock. Okay. But why is their body hair on our lower back? Why is it on our toes? Yeah, true.

Hair's weird. I just scratched my back and I'm like, why do I have, like, why am I hairy on my lower back? Because I. What's got, like, what's the evolutionary reason for that? The only answer I can have is because mine needs to connect to somewhere to keep going. So ghost your cheeks? All the way up and down. Like, I don't even understand chest hair, but that, like, okay, fine.

It's chest hair, but my, because my whole, I guess you do have hair on your whole back. Yeah. Your entire back. I only have a little. Why do humans have body hair? Yeah, why do we have body hair? What is it? Thermoregulation.

Oh, thermal regulation. Oh, thermal. Oh, yeah. Count just warm when we were naked. Sensory input and protection. Well, of all to be finer than other mammals, hair helps regularly. Okay. Yeah, I don't find, boy.

Yeah, sugar is right. If you hate your body hair, go to see sugar. J.K. Yeah, I was going to say. Hey, I think I'd rather just have it all removed. Sugar it all off of there. It's just a random, I guess I'd have no understanding. Like you said, toes, nipple hair.

Like, what are we doing? But you were saying, it is weird when it's like, and here's a little there. Yeah. And I got a little bit there. And I got a little on that side. Like, ear hair and nose hair makes sense because you're supposed to, like, keep remnants out of those holes, right? Holes. Well, then why?

What? What? What? Well, why isn't the tip of my winky costume? He's right, but I think it's because things come out. You come out of Jumonti. You don't know. So maybe things are coming out.

I don't know. It's a fun way to start a show. I was just scratching my back before we came back. No, I get it. I like that was a random hairy spot. Good morning, everybody. Happy. Your hairy spots.

Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight 7 o'clock on Twitch. I will go live for a little whiskey show. Brought you by Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse, a drug dealer in Florida. Uh-oh. Saw cops closing in on him. You didn't see nothing. And I don't, okay, so this is the headline.

He was hitting the head by a bag of cocaine. Oh, the cop? No, the dealer, because a guy he had just sold the two didn't also want to get in trouble, so he whipped it back of the dealer. Like, no, like takes he backsies or whatever? Yeah. He threw it back at the guy. That's wicked funny. Like, no, I don't want this.

I thought we were exchanging cakes. Here is Bobby Johnson getting arrested and talking about the drugs getting thrown at him. Get on the ground now. Hands! Hands! You seen through that in my car, didn't? No. I didn't.

Yeah, you threw in my car, man. They didn't try to walk away, man. Oh, the cop's not buying it. So, like... I guess you can see the bag flying at him, but he must have had other bags of drugs on him. Because you're already, like, you're getting busted for being a drug dealer. Because this guy didn't want to get tied up with it. He threw his drugs back at you.

That's funny. I mean, if he's already got other drugs. Drug dealer Bobby Johnson was hit by a flying bag of cocaine. Bobby. Playing a beacon skiff this summer, flying bag of cocaine. Yes. Charlie Damon suddenly decided to return his purchase. The sheriff said officers released body cam footage showing them,

telling the men involved to lie down on the ground so they got the other guy to the guy that threw the cocaine. Oh, so it's the old hot potato, Scott, he's right. He's a hot potato. Hot potato. I don't got it. It's not me. I don't got it.

So the cop is not laughing at the guy's unbelievable story. He's laughing because he saw it. I can't believe that this guy's thrown, yeah. Because that is really funny. Police say it took off running during the arrest. They recovered drugs including 831 grams of cocaine. Is that a lot of cocaine? I don't know how much of, uh,

How, well, I guess it weighs a gram. I was going to say, I don't know how much a gram of cocaine weighs. Plus, how much does it gram of cocaine weigh? Well, they also find $10,000 in cash and guns. So clearly, I mean, there's not, a lot of evidence not going your way. Yeah. Yeah. Fluid charges.

The men were arrested and taken into jail. All right. That sucks. So apparently the old hot potato trick don't work when it comes to those drug bags. Well, I mean, I'm sure. He could probably argue something of, like, I know I was trying to just buy weed. Don't want it. You know what I mean?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Or something, not that. Not it. I don't know. Yeah. Nope. Go.

Ha! Like, if I try stealing a TV from Walmart and right before I get out, they're chasing me down. I go, not it. Not it. Not it. Don't have it. I don't have it.

Not it. Throw it back. Cocaine is lava. Cokane is lava. Get out of here. I'm sorry, everybody. Hello, good morning. This is he sorry to everybody?

I am sorry. Ghost, is he sorry to everybody? Cody got out the ghost thing again True Yeah He's doing the true false thing with it Although it just keeps saying true It's only said one false

One false There's been only one false Everything else has been true Has everything else been true Ghost Spirit Mr. Ghost Thing

Whatever's in here True Okay See It's just doing this true false thing in here Scotty I can never give this back to you I'm playing with this so much That's what she said.

No, we're just asking you true false questions. During these song and commercials there, we took the Uncle Music dancing toy that Japan stole Cody's likeness for. That's true. You are asking your questions. Yep. And we asked it a bunch of true false questions. It appears that there is something attached to the Uncle Music doll. And the ghost app told us to sage the doll. Yep, and then that would make it no longer haunted.

And that no other item in the room was haunted. We get a witch down here pretty quick. There was some sage. Just pull up, have the sage burning. I'll stick Uncle Music in the window, sage him a little. Sage. I think it needs to be in the vicinity of. And then that's good to go.

Mm-hmm. Or maybe is that the way thing keeps attaching itself to me is it keeps bouncing from Uncle Music to me to wherever? You know what I mean? What do you mean? Like is that the attachment? Oh, whatever ghost is there? You might be the, is Cody the problem?

Uh-oh. Is Cody the problem? That line is tilting upwards. Oh, oh, oh, I went down a little. Is Cody bringing spirits wherever he goes? Something is attached to Cody? Wherever I go. False.

All right. So it's not you. So just some places I go, I'm bringing in attachment. Mm-hmm. It's just sometimes he's got a little side saddle ghost. It's so weird. I know that if you don't buy into this stuff, and who knows?

No, it's true. I said no. No, all right. So no, maybe I... So it's not you. Maybe it's not me. Maybe I don't have an attachment. So there's just a spirit in this room is what you're saying.

In this room, there is a spirit. Right now, and it's attached to Uncle Music, but it has nothing to do with us. Because we did get it shipped from... Japan. Japan. Oh, wow. So crazy, bro. It takes a same.

There's a delay between our universe and the ghost universe for them to check in. Yeah. I mean, they're all the way over there. False. All right. All right. So it's, well, you got to make up your mind in that. Kelly, I love that you guys are getting paid to talk to ghosts right now.

Somebody's got to do it. Hey. Kelly, somebody's got to do it. Someone's got to do it. Are we modern day ghost busters? Couldn't hurt to answer. But seriously, are we modern day ghost busters? Do you like the people on your side view us as modern day ghost busters?

Do you view us as modern day ghost busters? In high regard as professional ghost hunters? We put on the proton pack. False, nah. They don't. Okay. They don't be able to say anything serious. No.

Never says no. No, no. Never says false. Until we try to put a little respect on our name and they got to cut us off, man. Right. The hell. Well, hooy, oh, everybody. Yeah, yeah, there is, we'll focus.

We'll try to focus here. Hmm. So the BBC. What? BBC. You know what a Neander doll is, right? Yeah. Why do you say it like that?

I'm looking at one. Oh, me. All right. I thought you already heard this clip. No. There's a video from the BBC that features a young man with a scientist specializing in Neanderthals. She convinces him to make noises that in her expertise, Neanderthals would have made. So this is what she thinks Neanderthals would have sounded like?

Is it just clips from us randomly? Making noises? I haven't played it because I wanted to hear it with you, but I don't... All right, so a Neanderthal was like, it was like monkeys. It's going to be like... And then the Neanderthals and then us, right? Yeah, it's going to be like, whew, whew!

Yeah! Who! Like, I only know from caveman representations or whatever. Yeah, they're going to use... Were we wrong? Ups and downs and in their voices and stuff to do that. Ghost, do you got any of those people at there on the other side that can help us to... it's got to be a true false

so what are you asking it there are there cavemen ghosts on the other side that can help us was that true ghost do you have cavemen ghosts you have cavemen ghosts help us with this or is it strictly only what we've learned growing up you're all colonial times ghosts

you're all from the late 18 to early 1900s anyways here's what neanderthal sound like okay try male human voice now that's English one two three pitch up your voice one two three

Three. Add a bit of nasal now. One, two, three. Now, the other thing that would be happening, which would actually increase that quality, is a very heavy skull that seems to pull down into the throat. Now, speak. And two, three! Now let's make a sound. Just let's make a huge R.

I don't like that they sound like me. Oh, I was just going to say, You got to bronze. Ha ha! Get a gun in bronze! I am a large skull and big, high, nasally voice that screeches. No, I think what they mean. And it may not evolve.

It makes sense. They didn't have the English language, but they had, you know, of vocal cords and the voice box and all that stuff. So once they just figure out noises, then, yeah, I guess that makes just. Let me listen to that. Yeah. So you're telling me a bunch of unwashed, hairy. Are screaming at each other. Half-a-half human things.

We're just screeching at each other. Eating wild animals. It sounds like this show. Just too. Dirty. Hairy, un-evolved. Yep. Screaming.

Cave people. Eating food and screaming at each other. Whatever noises. Try. Male human voice count over three. One, two, three. Pitch up your voice. One, two, three.

Add a bit of nasal now. One, two, three. Now, the other thing that would be happening, which would actually increase that quality. is a very heavy skull that seems to pull down into the throat. Now, speak. Now, let's make a sound. Just let's make a huge R.

I mean, that could be any promo for this show. That could be any promo for this show. If you missed the show. Just let's make a huge R. The show, okay. Raim it. How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover? Well, the Lexus UX started with a refined suspension tuned for the streets,

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Right. And they would auction off random things Or sometimes you'd get things. Like if you were good, you'd get a toy. I've never been, but I really wanted to go to one of something like that. Or like an estate sale, there's that funeral home that's doing the estate sale. Saw boss lady posted that. I bet there's the coolest stuff there.

But it's also, I'm sure, ridiculously priced for a lot of the things. But that'd still be cool to go to one that's not, you know, super overpriced. Doesn't that make you bummed out, though? that like you spend your whole life curating your collection of things and then when you die it's like, I don't give me a dollar for it. Right, yeah. Doesn't it bum me out? Or just gets chucked.

Like when you bought that guy's jacket and it has business card in it? Right. And you're like, oh, oh, yeah. A whole life. A real estate card, yep. Whole life lived and at the end of it, it's just stuff you got to get rid of. Yep, what are we going to do with this? I don't donate it.

Oh, okay, yep. That man, what's your father or something, I don't know. I don't have any idea. Like, because now that I three, drift all the time. It's a lot of that. Not to bring down the room, but it's a lot of like... Grandpa died. Go throw his records in this bin.

But at least it's getting a second chance for somebody else to use it. Yeah. So you're looking at it like that. Yeah. But other people are going to be able to enjoy it the same way that, you know, whoever the hell. You're like, all right, go throw Grandpa's clothes in that bin. Well, it is April 1st, everybody.

Welcome to April. We did it. Maybe the weather's turning, hopefully. Oh, it is. It's an April Fool's Day, so be aware of any silly activities. What? Why do you say that? This guy, I know.

I'm on to you, buddy. I'm up to it. I know. I didn't think anything. I forgot. I didn't know it was. Bill's talking about Crossroads Auctions Central Square. No, Bill, I'm talking about the place that I was going to, it doesn't do auctions

anymore. It was right on Route 57 going between Phoenix and Fulton, and there's a big barn, and then they had a little store. The store was always open. And it had, like, I don't know, just had extra stuff for sale in there. We'd go there and get, like... They couldn't sell.

We'd go get our fishing lures there and stuff, but they would just have random bins of stuff. I just liked it. Gotcha. But we got a lot to look forward to in the month of April. Here, obviously baseball started. We are into March Madness, and it's finally going to wrap up this weekend.

Don't even say it like that. It's been the best one ever. Has it really? I think so. Yeah. Okay. There's been. a billion close games.

There's been buzzer beaters, overtimes, upsets, underdogs. Women's national championship is Sunday. Shog. That's all chalk. All ones. UCLA women's UCLA all the way, baby.

Is it Yukon who's going to win it probably? They look at the mass. Yes, but UCLA's pretty good this year too. It's them, Texas, and somebody else that I'm forgetting. Mm-hmm. You know it's coming up on the 23rd of April. Your NFL draft, bud. NBA and NHL playoffs start on the 18th.

Man, 420 is on the 20th. So this is like the month where like every, Yeah, like every sport but football is happening. But that's why they make sure that this whole month is all draft talk. It's going to be all like that's it. There's really so much random because now you're finalizing what they need. And then you can do a couple, you got three weeks to do mock drafts. And then on the someday.

The Mel Kuiper releases Final Mock draft and all that stuff Oh I turned off because it wasn't saying And it didn't said anything since cord It was done with us The new Super Mario Galaxy movie is out today I'm Chris Pratt How is this? What is this one done?

I have it. Is this like about the video game? I don't know I liked the first one I like to do I just like the nostalgia parts Of it I thought that was cool It did you know

Showed a lot of like old video game stuff So I mean Mm-hmm. Got Yoshi in it, as long as it's similar. I like that they had little, now that you know, you knew that he was going to be in this one,

by the time I watched the first one, you knew that Yoshi was going to be in the second one. So it was neat seeing that they had little, they had Yoshi in the first one a couple time, Yoshis. We got that Michael Jackson biopic, biopic, biopic. Yeah. Coming out this month, I'll go see that.

That also looks good. New TV, Malcolm in the Middle Revivals out this month. That Malcolm in the middle of life is still unfair. They've seen a couple trailers. You don't like it? Reese is weird. Why? What's he doing?

He's, I don't know, our age. Yeah. But he's still like 13-year-old Reese. He doesn't sound different. He kind of doesn't even look different. I'm looking at him. If you watch a trailer with him, he still sounds exactly the same. He's ageless.

Justin Burfield is his name. And then they got, they switched Dui's, right? Yeah, they got, Dewey is not doing this. Dewey, shout out to Dui from Malcolm in the middle. Dude went off and just got really smart. Like, I think he was smart all along, but he went to like, I think Harvard or something. Yep, he's like, I don't need this money of the. I just don't want to be in the, I don't want to be famous anymore.

Yep, I'm all set. I don't need the royalties from this. He probably gets good money from the royalties from it. Mm-hmm. Just regular Malcolm in the middle. that show still plays on random channels. And then you got all the holiness. You got Passover starts tonight.

Oh, no. Good Fridays in two days and Easter's on Sunday. Oh, no. Also tomorrow's National Burrito Day. Because right in the middle of Holy Week, we're doing burritos. Jesus is about to wrap it up. He said it, Mom, not me. He said it.

It should be Friday. He said it. 7 o'clock, I'll go live on our Twitch channel. Be following us on Twitch. For a whiskey Wednesday show tonight, presented by Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard. Do you want to buy some booze? Of course, East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. I got to look into what we're doing on the moon mission today.

This is set to launch today. Are we going back to the moon? What do you mean? Like, will we landing on it? For the first time ever, we're going to land on the moon. Oh, here he goes. I don't know I thought we were landing on it

I thought that was like the whole because if we're just flying around it I don't care that's how jaded we are with space travel now oh that's what we're doing Artemis 2 uh

hold on 8.8 million pounds of thrust 17,000 miles an hour sounds like inks miles that sounds like a good Friday all right NASA prepares to launch latest moon mission

lawmakers agree to fully fund it. But what are we doing? What are we doing? Yeah, I don't know. Is it, are we going there to, because we've already... I pay attention to a lot of news and I've not paid attention to this. Because if you're going to be not fun, Cody, for a second. Uh-huh.

We already went there and there's nothing there for us. Yeah, what do we need? Right? Isn't that we discovered? There's no like, there's no minerals we need or anything that, you know... Artemis 2 will use... Trump wants to take. An SLS rocket to send four astronauts.

We'd white... Sorry. Let me put some respect on their names. Reed Weissman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, Koch, K-H, K-O-C-H, K-O-C-H, and Jeremy Hanson on a 10-day trip around the moon and back to Earth. All right, so just around the moon, just to see so. No humans have ventured to lunar realms or even beyond since December 1972 with the Apollo 17 moon landing,

This is a cash grab. Cash grab. All the Apollo astronauts were also white American men back then. Damn right. Yeah, about time. Finally, women's brains can't comprehend space. What if they get their period? Yeah, exactly.

Oh, my God. It's just going to float around up there. Gravity is non-existent. So this Glover, Coke, and Hanson will become the first person of color, first woman, and first non-American, respectfully to ever track. Wait. What home's Canadian? Didn't we yet?

What's... I forget the lady, the woman from here. Janelle? Yeah, didn't she go up there? Oh yeah. Will that she go to the space station? Is this different than going to the space station? I don't know.

I don't know. Because Katie Perry went to space. So, okay. So Aramis, Jeanette Epps, yes. Yes. Didn't she? But where did she go? I don't know.

She was up there. She was up there doing stuff. I don't know, very weird. Okay. No, I don't know. It's just different? Maybe this is a different part? So maybe Jeanette Apps went 690 west and they're going to go 690 east.

Exactly. She went to another direction. She was at the space station. Artemis 2 is a test flight designed to show that Orion is capable of supporting astronauts for an extended period in deep space. Oh. So we're just doing a test. We're like, hey, want to see if you can live there for a while?

Hey, try not to go crazy by yourself. the five or whatever. All right. Artemis 3 will be in 2007, but again, I don't, I guess we're just doing this to do this. Just to figure out how long we can

do things up there. If all countries, I don't mean. If all continues going to plan, NASA will land astronauts near the South Pole of the Moon on Artemis 4 in late 2008. Okay. And keep sending crews

and robotic missions back to the area. But what do we need up there? So we're trying to Like, make a moon base? What we're doing to do? Really? We're going to find stuff up there? I don't know.

Are they looking for a place the billionaires to escape to after they ruin this planet? They're going to run up there. Right. We'll all be down here starving and cold. Yes. Increasingly ambitious activity will mark a big difference from the Apollo days, they say. Will we just shot it at it, I guess, and landed and said, yeah, we're here. Oh, for the best.

I'm like, sub-moon. Sub-moon. What up, Moon? I mean I hope everyone is a safe trip I know Susan in our chat was very nervous about this Yeah I mean cool that they're going up to space I just

I don't know I hope it's We're gonna launch Do something We're gonna launch from the Kennedy Space Center I believe today right Then we're gonna jettison rocket boosters Ferrings and launch a board system Core engine main shut off

And then it looks like we're just gonna do a big loop-de-lose around the moon. Like it looks like a big infinity thing. Yeah. We're going to go out. Say, hey, how you doing moon? Sub moon. And then we're going to fly past it. Beep, give it a little beep. And on your right, the moon. If you can take a look out of your left window, you'll see the moon passing us. And on the left, Earth. And then we come back where they do your favorite part and land in the ocean in a big old capsule. All this BS and they still are like, good luck in the

the ocean. The scarier part for you is not the moon. It's landing in the ocean, isn't it? Absolutely. It'll be in a big tin can or the like I just think that's hilarious that that's their best option. Because what else is there?

What are you going to do? The ocean is just a big landing pad. You know? Look, it's just, all I ever picture is just those things rocketing to the ocean hitting the ocean and just keep on going. Splash down. And everyone's just like, did it?

And then they just bob up and down while boats race towards them. Did it not come back up? The SpaceX ones can just land. But I don't know if people around those. I don't know. They also explode a bunch, right? You don't think about space, man? I do.

All the time. Ben says 60 years of space travel and zero improvement on reentry. I think this is the best option. Yeah, just huck them in the... Because you got to think it's like a big... It's like a big ball pit. It's like the big thing you would have it like get air with a big foam box in it. You're just going to lay...

You got a big space. space to landing. Yep. Trying to land them on like a target would be way harder. Nope. I'm sure there was some accident. They were all standing at like a kid's party or something, and one of them dropped to something into the little kitty pool,

and they all just stared at each other with that aha moment. They're like, oh boy. Just have a go rocket right straight into the ocean. We'll worry about it once it's in the ocean. We'll worry about it. Or those first astronauts, we're like, all right. So then when we come back in, what happens? Oh, you go in the ocean.

Oh, is this where we land right here? We what? We do what now? Excuse me what? Yeah, we're just going to bob around in the ocean for a little while. We'll get you eventually. We'll get there as fast as we can. Hope it's not dark.

We'll get there as fast as we can. Hope it's not dark. I should... Oh. Mooncats, bro. Let's say, I should know this, but I don't. Obviously, I do. I wore my shirt earlier this week, one of them.

They sell all kinds of moon cats merchant at Walmart. We didn't get any of that money. No. Wait, what? They have like Mooncat shirts. Like cats and like astronaut stuff What? What?

I hate everything. So good morning. This is K.R. Best of luck to the astronauts. Heading out to zip around. Hopefully they don't encounter any moon cats. Fly around out there. In other news, how's your print today, bud? How's your print?

My print? Yeah, you print. Good. Anybody else catching print? How's your print? My print's good. You're not following that. It's primarily TikTok now, but it'll come down to the rest of us eventually.

No, I don't know what you're talking about. Are you making fun of me? You guys making fun of me? No. Katie's making fun of me and Twitch chat. You're making fun of me? Katie's catching print. Oh!

Katie's catching print? What do you guys do? Catching print is a new phrase going popular on TikTok. Okay. For a way for gales and gays To size up men From a distance Meaning you got gray sweat pants on

Oh, I'm gonna check your print I'm gonna check your print Oh like in my crotch It is a method to illuminate curious daters On what you may experience in the bedroom Before you get there That's not fair, I'm a growing out of shower That's what a lot of these men are saying, but unfortunately that's...

Wait, hold on. Let me get a boner, then you can look at it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, ladies. Oh, my God. I get it. I mean, we've been looking at ladies' breasts forever, sizing them up, A-C-D-C-Cup. That's what they're doing for print.

A, B, C, and D. Ooh, I like it. A-cup is like you thought, a little tinier. D-cup is a nice hog. Back in March, a dating coaching podcaster, Anwar White, let his followers know that you can see a man's size. if you just catch print, use some skills. He says, quote, girl, I'm your dating coach.

I'm your fairy godfather. I'm going to put you on a game on how you can actually figure out without having to go to the bedroom. I call it catching print, and I'm going to teach you exactly how to do it. So here's how you catch print. Okay? I'm confident.

He's fluffing. You're fine. Putting a vacuum down his pants. No. Look, that's just me, bro. Bro. Cindy says no stuffing. Cindy.

Bro, that's just me. If you're allowed to wear padded breasts, we're allowed to stuff. Oh, if I move the wrong way, that'll pinch my wiener. Hold on. I support gender-fermi care, so if a fellow's got to stuff, stuff away. But then, but then be prepared

when you do get to the bedroom, and she's been catching print. And you are a let down. You pull out your fake weiner first and go, excuse me, hold on a second. I'm sorry. Like in Spinal Tap, when he goes through the, you don't know his spinal tap.

He goes through the metal detector. There's a steeper. where he goes through the Harry Shearer's character Derek Smalls and he's going through the metal detector and it keeps going off

and they don't know why so they take the wand and they go woo and they go down by his genitals and he pulled out a giant cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil all right he was stuff in print

he was stuff in print stuff in print so White considers penis sizes to have three different categories there's an A bulge a B bulge and a G bulge it's a sad disappointing in aw

can't own Look that little guy Look that little guy Those are the only three categories So the A bulge Similar to a woman's A cup Okay And they have

Like he has a whole breakdown If you really want to get into Catching print There's like a whole method Of how far down the inseam it goes Okay So you're saying Like by the zipper is going to be an A

To the end of the zipper It's going to be closer to a B Develop a system Of a little pulley system that if you put your hand in your pocket, it tugs on your wiener to pull it further down your in seam. If you got to? If you want to have a more impressive print.

I'm going to tie us. Oh, God. Perfect. You're going to tie a little weight around it? Well, some of you guys, there's nothing you can do if you catch my drift. But I'm going to tie the string around just at the base of a certain thing, not the whole thing, but at the top there. You know what I mean?

That way there's some resistance. when I go to pull, because then I cut a hole in my pocket, put the string through there, tug on the string to my pocket, like a little mouse on a string. Listen, I feel like I'm confident with my print. If any ladies, if any gals or gays are trying to catch my print, I'm confident with it. I don't know if it really, I don't know if a man's print shows like a woman's breast.

I never really thought about it. But see, the thing, not that it probably matters to a lot of women, but like boob size doesn't matter to me. But if like you're looking for like a guy's winky and then you don't see no winky, that might be a little different, right? Well, I don't want you to be disappointed when you get down there. That's what I'm saying.

So don't expect to nothing. The first hint is they're going to jump out of their big lefted truck. Wow. Yes. Yep. You're going to catch a print there. No, I don't, I got no shame on a print game. I mostly talk.

It's off the market. So this is not a print that's going to matter to any of you. you are going to see it. Well, Cody, you'll see it, but none of you're going to see it. It's just like that kind of like... I print in the garage. When you drive by, you look at a house. Like, yeah, somebody's already living in that house, but check out of that house. Yeah, check out that house.

Right? They said, he continues to go on, like, what the D bulge is, what the A bulge is. So I'm educating you guys. I think we all get what the D bulges. We've seen it. I mean, we all get what the D bulges is. Anybody who is a subscriber to Inches Magazine. All right.

Gomez, get in here. We're talking about the D-Bald show. I guarantee you there is no other show in the history of the world that's going to reference Inches Magazine, and I just did. Inches isn't like iconic gay magazine. You say that can't be a thing anymore, right?

Is it really? Google Image Search Inches magazine. Not only is Inches a real thing, there's black inches, Latino Inches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They can get my eBay,

you want some old ones. And you can call me names, I don't care. But it used to be when you'd go into Walden Books, a great northern mall. Yeah. And they had the magazines. You were looking at that instead? Well, yeah, I want to see what I was going on inches.

No, it was the shelf you weren't allowed to look at because it was all covered up. So it was like Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, and then Inches. And it was always guts. You'll see it. I can't show anybody. Is that screech? Was he an inch?

No, it just looks like a no. Dustin Diamond doesn't. Because it's got, um, What? Inches is a real magazine. Because they're magazines. They have like the silly things on them. It's like Maurice's Man Muscle. Import Hungarian hunk and Mediterranean beefcake.

16 boners in your bed. Bonus meat. Yeah. Hold on a second. There's one that I wanted to use for the name. This is the headline on this Inches magazine. That one sold out. Fresh urban meat. Two ten-in-inches from the street.

That's what I was going to initially use for the tag of this show. Fresh urban meat, two ten inches from the street. It was taken. So, yeah. Yes, inches is a real thing. It was on the shelf at Walden Books, a great northern mall. Man, look at it. It's things that I shouldn't know.

No, but. It's pieces of knowledge, again, ask me to find any of the Dakotas. Not gonna. No. But I have vast knowledge of Inches Magazine. Inches magazine. New all of the varieties, too. Well, I subscribe to Latino Inches.

Oh, gotcha. Difference. K-Rock on Mike 3 today. That scared the hell out of me that it was there in my ears. Difference. That's the ghost, uh, the ovulus is being very active this morning. It's saying a lot of things to us. Yeah.

I was answering a lot of true falses. Here, when I turn that mic on, it reverberate. So maybe I'll plug it in for the next break. It's saying a lot of words, Anna's. Good morning. This is K. Rock tonight. Seven o'clock on Twitch. I'd love it if you join me. Just come and hang out. Get yourself something to drink tonight. Twitch.tv slash K Rock C&Y. I heard that's also where you

can tune in to find us on the diner tour. Oh yeah. We're going to be doing that. I'm going to attempt to stream us from the diner tour Friday. Yeah, remember, they're tricky. So it doesn't work. You go old school. I want to remind you. As we promote the diner tour, get a radio handy. diners are usually not the most either Wi-Fi-friendly or they're in different areas. You don't have the best signal. So we'll do our best to video stream, but

we're going to be in a diner from, I assume, the 80s in this week. Yeah, right? We'll be there. We'll do our best to stream to you. But, of course, be following on Twitch. I was having a talking with Patty Party Pants.

And she is quite the fan of second chance. Is she coming down to that one? It's close. She gave a very excited, yeah, when I told me where we were going to be. I guess it's a really good one. I've never, I've never, I've never been there. I hadn't been to finally ours before we went there. Yeah.

I hadn't usually like, I'm a diner guy. I've been to a bunch, but I used to tend to find them and stay. Like, I used to just go to Julie's. I've never been late. I've been to Julie's once, I think. I love Julie. We've got great diners around here. That's what I mean.

There's just, it's one of those where it's, I, I liken it to, with chicken wings. Mm-hmm. Around here. It's impossible to be like, what's the best diner? What's the best chicken wing? It's, it doesn't matter. It just depends on what you.

And you see that screen right there? Yes. All right. Just depends on what you want. Yeah. No matter what you like, you can find a diner that has it. I'm excited, what did it say? Feel.

Feel. You feel good. Alice feels us. And I'm excited to try that new Olympia one that's opening in the old bull and bear. I like. Because I love a Greek diner, bud. A little feta cheese. I love a Greek diner.

So we'll do our best to stream for you guys, but regardless, you got our classic. You got to just do a standard missionary radio style. Or that's why you got to come on us. Come down and say hey to us. We'd love to say hi to you. We've got free posters. You want to get an autographed tour poster. Come on down.

We'd love to see you. Okay. I say hi. Beat your mic in Twitch asking what's the diner lineup. to do Aswego to Utica. So we're going to start at Wade's and Oswego and then Brewer Union in Brewerton and then second chance in Syracuse Camillas

area. Yep. And then out to Goldens in Utica because Goldens is just hilarious. How small it is. Yeah, that was a... But the problem is he makes banging food. And I'm going to see if he'll, I want to see I want him to turn on the lights.

Oh, and I want to see how what that is love or is it really just It is. Think about what we have down here. It's five in the morning. I'll go out with a squirt gun or I'll bring my bug assault and just... Hey! Gah! Golden doesn't like turning on his lights

until he's open because, like, he says his diner attracts... Papp. What's that? Papp. Papp. It attracts the Utica people, the maybe wandering Utica folks who are out and about that time of morning.

And yes, did... We do have a mug. Do you remember your key? I do. Okay, I was going to say. I'll remember to ask me. But no, because we have to find you want to win, like the ghost said, one of these cups. Yeah, we have diner mugs very exclusive, very limited. Only like a handful at each location. So you've got to play our Plinko game to win it.

Hey, everybody out there, kids, kids that are listening to their parents, spell eye cup. Got them. Well, if you're embarrassed by your old email address, Google will finally let you change it without losing access to your email. Oh, you could never change your... you could get a new email. So if you like, in like 1999,

I'll want to Gmail start. Like that was later in the 2000s, right? But regardless. Because mine first one was through like a random website. It was like you at USA.com. Was your first email? Yeah, it was like C-dubs. I think my first email would have been

Weezer 299 at AOL. And then I got my full name at Yahoo. Yep. And then I got the one I use now. Yeah. Which is a Gmail address. I'm a fan of mine, man. It's easy.

My email's the easiest. Yeah. It's my first and last name at Gmail. Same. You can email us. I don't care. If you ever want to email us, it's our first and last name.

Go ahead. At gmail.com. Very easy. Well, Google is finally letting people change their old, embarrassing email address. That, so if you were like, you know, butt sniffer 27 or Beavis 55. I think that that makes sense for people for, for work.

Like, if you're in, college or whatever and your name is, you know, easy sorority girl ride or 92 and then you get out of your sorority girl stuff. Thigh capa girl, G.R. Right. Thicapa sluts for life. com and then you want to apply to jobs with that. Yeah, yeah.

Or maybe you do. I don't know. But it's not fair that you should have to, well, then I guess you need a whole new email, don't you. Yeah. Can I just change this? I have this. Mm-hmm.

So that's good. I don't mind that. They're letting you change your email address you may be embarrassed of or think about people who were married and they made, you know, their married name, their email, and now they're not married anymore. Right, and that's not even a... Or the other way around. Bad name thing. It's just the fact that I'm no longer Cody Ghost Fan. Oh, well,

we're working it out. We're going to therapy. We're talking about it. Never taking his name. I am trying to learn. Katie says, I've had some interesting ones giving me my parents of school. Katie, I ain't trying to blow up anybody's spot, but some of you, when you win prizes, have the funniest emails ever. Yes.

Yep. Like, when you win prizes and we have tickets that have to go to your email, They're like, hold on, let me just spell it. Yeah. I'll spell it to you. Here, it's spelled it exactly like it sounds. It's Inches Fan 27. Sexy lover at Sweet Teets.

Sorry. Yeah, I know. Google won't change it, and I heard no news other. I'll tell it to you, but don't laugh. All right. It's trapped fan 75. No, judging you. No, we're judging you.

Basically, it says you can transition to a more mature email address if you would like without having to start a separate account. So you can keep, if you are trapped lover 55, that still will still exist. But you can change it to whatever your new email is. Pretty sure that's what the lead singer's email is. Oh, I'm sure it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sister says, as someone who looks at resumes a lot, I do judge based on your crappy email.

I judge on emails. Well, see, then luckily, mine and yours is good. Yeah, it's just our names. Very professional. So when sister gets our resume, she'll know we are very professional people. Exactly. To change your username, you got to go to the email settings page from there. You click personal info, email, Google account email.

And if your account is eligible, you can do that. But you can only change it once every 12 months. If your account is eligible. Yeah. That's funny too. that they have little caveats on when you can and cannot change your name. Textline, Cameltoe 69 at AOL.com. Yep, you can go ahead and change that. Just want to send me an email there. That'd be great. Thank you.

Yep. Go ahead. Appreciate that. Or when, like, I do judge you if you're still using an AOL account. It's 2026. It is weird when you hear, again, again, I'll blow up everyone's spot. It calls in wins. But sometimes when you hear like a at Roadrunner or at RR. Oh, yeah.

It's like at TWCNY.R.com. I'm like, how are you still holding on to your old Roadrunner email? Those buildings don't even exist. Cripp says she still rocks an AOL, right on. Right on. I don't know how, though. Where do you have to go to check that? You go to AOL.com to check your email?

That's not a website still, right? AOL is for sure. Somebody's going to own that domain. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's just, man, it's a lot different. Uh-huh. Yeah, jealousy still has.

the RR email address. Yep. But I want to tell you something. In 1999, that was a baller move. Oh my God. If you had a roadrunner email address in the 90s. Yep, you knew that that person's parents handled just a little. Well, like I've said on here, that was the only thing my parents spent money on was a good internet connection for some reason.

Right, where you damn kids? Leave me a long. Because my old man wanted to listen to his hockey games or whatever. So we had a roadrunner early. And my mom was trying to do her Mary Kay thing, so she needed to do a lot of internet stuff. So I was, we were rocking. You had that Roadrunner. We were rocking the T.J. Marco at Yahoo or Roadrunner, whatever.

Meep. Shout out Roadrunner. Is Ames still a thing? I know they said, didn't they get rid of it a while back? But isn't there, didn't somebody like make an app or something like that? I think you can still log in on the web. But there's just nothing. That's so funny.

315, 365,000, 409. What's your cringe? What's your old cringe email address? Get the show on. demand wherever you download your favorite podcast. Great hang with Chris Jericho yesterday. On that episode, you can hear him. We asked him about WrestleMania.

He dodged the question. Which I took as a, that he will be back to the W.W.B. very soon. You think so? Yes. I was watching videos of people having the same theory. I don't know. Oh, geez, pardon me. What he could do at WrestleMania, that would be a big return.

Because he doesn't have, like, there's nobody for him to come back. if Kevin Owens was wrestling right now, that could be the big return. He could do something with that. But there's nobody currently in the W.D. That you're like, yo, Jericho definitely come back at Manny and cost him. You know what I mean? Like a past history.

So when he just completely dismissed it, I took it as. We'll see him soon. Yeah, yeah. I can't say anything. Because if you're not, he would have just been like, well, you never say never, stuff like that. If you, uh, I know you don't like Sam Roberts. but I was just catching his video yesterday. I was seeing what he's talking about.

He's not one of my friends. I was seeing what he was saying about Jericho. And he's noticing what a bunch of wrestling nerds are noticing that if you watch Jericho's podcast because he does like a YouTube podcast, he's looking at way more cut than he's ever looked. Like he looks in physical shape. Unfortunately for him, he was getting a lot of guff from A.A.W.

Well, everybody, from when he was in A.A.W. Because, again, he's in his mid-50s. Yeah. That's what men look like when they get in mid-fifference. body wasn't looking the best. Sure. A lot better than mine. But that's good that he's getting in shape for one final run.

Yeah. He might be getting in shape. What? I could see it something to do with the Cody Rhodes thing. Maybe because he could use it as a, you can't run from me. I came to AEW with you when you were we and you were there together and then you took off. You can't run for me. Something like that.

That's what Sam Roberts was hitting at yesterday. He was saying Jericho's return would be good. So they main event Cody at WrestleMania. Yeah. Cody does something big at WrestleMania. And then Monday Raw is when Jericho shows up. I think that would be better because there's, again, I can't think, yes, he's had matches with Orton and a lot of these guys. He's has small histories, but there's nothing that I can see.

We're like, yo, Jericho returns by doing this at mania. Mm-hmm. Because I don't want him to, I mean, he doesn't matter now. I didn't want him to answer like a Gunther challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or anything like that. Yeah. And then, you know.

So I don't think we see him at Mania specific, but maybe a Monday Raw, the Monday Raw after Mania. Which is always a huge Raw. Yeah, that's usually the best Raw. It's like the starting over the season type deal. I kind of hope they're doing some thing where I think they're going to give it to Orton because I think the pop would be enormous at Vegas. But I would like it if they did something to figure out a way to turn Cody heel.

Oh, yeah. He's such a good bad guy. People hate him. And he's been getting not stale. But he's also like the best baby face in the company right now. He's still getting the reactions of when he does his entrance. But I don't know. I think it'd be cool to see him do some thing.

I don't know. Leading up to that. This is the best month of wrestling usually leading up to mania and then the show's after mania. So keep an eye on that. Got a couple weeks. Jericho's band Quarantine will be in town on Friday. Believe it or not, his kiss cover band. That's the beauty.

That's the weirdest thing about Central New York is this. Is Jericho said in his interview yesterday, is that we are, we really get a lot of great music here. Yeah. But it's also so random. Because you can go to an arena in Brazil and see Joey Belladonna sing with anthrax

in front of 60,000 people. And then we're like, or you might catch him at a townie bar. He's just doing the crunch game anthem. Yeah, or you sing in the national anthem. You can see Chris. Jericho in front of 20,000 people in the ring or at Rome Capitol Theater on a Friday night with his kiss tribute.

That only does 80s kiss. Only 80s Joel, sir. Not even a joke. He's only doing 80s kiss. Only 80s kiss with no makeup. I've only ever lived in New York, so I don't know if it's like this in other states where just random music happens. I don't know.

It feels like a fun vibe around here. Nope, that's cool. It'll be a fun show. Friday. So let's talk Easter candy again, shall we? We talked peeps yesterday, as peeps are doing very well. And now they're breaking down the states. They do this usually with like Instacart and stuff. The states on what states people are buying the specific Easter candy. All right. You know what we love in New York? Shocker. Oh, shocker. Um, I'm going to knock three out for you. Not peeps, not jelly beans and not can't blueberry cream eggs.

Is it just, I was going to say Reese's eggs on that list, but that'd be a two-uner. You said, shocker. It was a word of ghost said about us recently. We love Swedish fish. We're buying a lot of Swedish fish for Easter candy. Really? And I love Swedish fish. I love the Swedish fish and friends,

where it's got the little mini octopuses and stuff in there. You've never seen Swedish fish and friends? No. It's got new little fish in there. I do like that, though. No, I don't hate them. Yeah. I don't like.

The Swedish fish aren't really, they're okay, but they're two, anything that you're when you're chewing, you got to go, rah! So you don't like a laughy-taffy? It's too chewy? A little but not. What about those off-brand fish gummies that used to get in bulk food? No, maybe that's too deep of reference to people.

I know you're talking about. They're bigger than Swedish fish. Not Swedish fish. And they're not as chewy, but they were still like, we can do that. Yeah. Katie, the mini bags of Swedish fish do very well in New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut for some reason. Very weird. Jelly beans are the top in

North Carolina, Georgia. Including the Starburst jelly beans. Starburst, beating jelly belly. Starburst, dude, they got some great jelly beans. Really? The Welch's ones are good. Oh, I forgot about those. Do you want to try? They're in your pocket right now? No, I'm all set with your pocket.

Your pocket candy, thanks. Bud, you go ahead and save that for yourself. You sure? You don't want them? They're the Welch's ones. Go ahead and save that for yourself. I want to put my jelly beans back in my pocket. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I know, Memmel.

right? The Starburst ones taste juicier. I know they're not, but they taste juicier. Somehow, yep, they are good. That, the nerds, we both like the nerds, like the ones that have that hard candy shell on the outside of the jelly bean, the nerds, and they're not clusters, but you know what I'm talking about? Those are good. And the least popular

Easter candy, as it continues to be, apparently? I'll let you guys guess, because I forgot these existed until right now when I looked them up. Is it those other eggs that are filled with, like, strawberry and coconut it's egg shaped oh it's the things that I step that Chris likes those marshmallow chocolate no they open a container and it's just garbage but I like you have these awful egg things I like those no the Jordan almonds oh it's the almond candy coated in like a past

that you put in a little bag for baby showers and weddings oh those are good yeah I do like those But I don't like almonds So after I eat one or two I'm like You're almonds aren't you Yeah the bottom of the list Are the Jordan albans They're no

It's literally an almond That looks like an Easter egg But it's covered in candy coating I do not like those I don't I'm not really an almond guy No I throw them out the window

Top nut What is your top nut? Oh geez I gotta get my nut I gotta hit my nut Depends up man It depends on one of this Um

Wow You're a nut enthusiast You put me right on the spot Are almonds top three? No I hate almonds Allmans are at the bottom three Because it's, I mean, to be honest with you, it's, I really like when you get that kind of oily, salty cocktail peanut. Okay.

You know what I'm talking about it to marinate with the other nuts? You like it, you like it to socialize. You know what I'm talking about it's real good like that? Okay. I do like that. Man, I never really thought about the hot. I will give you probably my, my number one would be a salted cashew. I love cashews.

Can it be like varieties? Sure. that hot cocoa cashew that they got over the wintertime that planners puts out. All the flavored ones from planners. Yeah. Yeah. I would say number one for me is a salted cashew. Number two is a honey roasted peanut.

Okay. Like a planted honey roasted peanut. Yep. And number three might just be like a slightly salted peanut. Peanut and cashew. Yeah, I do like a good cocktail peanut. Although you put any of them in those, you candy them up and put them in those cones all warmed up. Damn it, those are good.

Street nuts. You love a street nuts. Street nuts are top nuts, I think. So then what's your number one? It's that cocoa one you think? It might be that. That is the one I continuously go to a lot. But I mean...

When you have your big tins of nuts, do you just like eat around the almonds? And then when you're done, you don't have the almonds? Or I huck them, depending on where I'm eating it. And the squirrels? Mm-hmm. Yep. It's like, no.

Just... All right. What are your top nuts, chat? 315, 365, 4009. What's your top nuts? I hope where are your... Top nuts. Right now, you can fish steelhead brown trout and lake trout.

Yellow perch are active in the finger lakes while panfish, like a sunfish, are available statewide. I catch any and all fish. Grab them, look out of them, make sure the fish looks me in the eye, slap it, and put it back. They don't ever forget this face. Remember me later. But you're all saying, I can't bass fish until May? How is the fish going to know?

Well, it's not the fish. It's this. They regulate the seasons. so, you know, people don't just all year long catch any and all bass they want, because there's, like, size limits and amount and all that type of whatnot. But, again, bad advice, Cody, nobody, like, it's not like they're not there. You know what I'm saying? You just can't keep them.

Well, I'm throwing them back anyways. That's what I mean, yeah, just if you, but again. Like, if I throw a lure in the water and a bass eats it up, because I'm not walking around yesterday, dude. And I'm like, I bet these rivers got some hungry pigs in them. I was, I've been watching what I got just a recent, early season of Tisco fishing watching people. The dude, just when I was walking out on the little causeway spot. Yeah. In a loop, I do just a two loop little thing there real quick.

And he had two. Yeah. Monsters. Yeah. Monsters. I'm getting the shell boat back in the water this summer. Last summer was off because of all the nanny stuff. But this summer we're getting it back in the water.

She took the boat. She finally kick the bucket. But she took it. She was ripping around in it. And it was crazy. That's why he couldn't use that idea. Couldn't get a good home home. Me up in that woman.

No, we got that radar thing I'm going to put on the boat. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm going to get a new cover for it. I'm going to be out there. I'm going to be out there, bud, okay? So there you go. I'm going to be out adventuring in my boat. Adventures.

I have to wait until June 15th to a little suit, but I just can keep them. Yeah. And you're not, no, I don't want. What are you going to? You're not going to eat a fish. I'm not going to eat a fish. I don't want to use the fish. I don't want to cut up the fish.

Is it? I'm not out alone where I got to use every part of it. Have we ever done that? What? Eating fish? No. I mean, fish sticks and stuff.

Did your dad ever make you do that for him? No, I didn't. You got to learn how to gut these bullers. Got me the young bullers. And then he fried up the bullers for himself, but I had to learn how to gut him. All the bullhead, it was awful.

You never had a gut a fish? Sounds traumatic. No, it's terrible. I don't eat fish. I don't want to. You rip off the hole. inside. That's why, like, that's the part of me where, like, I like doing outdoor stuff,

but there's a limit to what I like to do. Like, I could never feel dress a deer. That's too gross to me. I don't want blood and guts all over my hands. No, I like to be out. I don't know, got a fish. I like to be out there with them, and I like to, oh, Lee Baldwin. I like to run around with them and I like to grab them.

I like to, yeah. Any animal? Oh, I want to grab you. I got to get you. I like to catch him on a hook, look at him, go, look at you. Yeah. And I rarely ever even catch them on a hook. It doesn't matter.

But you all smell. Mm-hmm. Fish, you smell. You stink. You're swimming around in poop water. Snakes, you smell. Deer, you smell. Yeah.

That one opossom I saw that one time that I got kind of close to you. I could already tell you smelled. Yeah, I will let, listen, it is no secrets. I am not a big outdoorsy tough guy. I don't want to be getting blood and guts all over me. No. There's more for you. I watch.

You guys have fun out there. More for you. I'll watch you do all the deer stuff because I want to eat it. Because you got to understand. When I'm cooking dinner in my own home, I wash my hands every three seconds. Same. So I'm not going to be covered in blood and guts out in the wilderness.

No, no, no, no. That is not me. I am an indoor kid who happens to like to do a couple outdoor things. You want me to help you, you know, convert a PDF file. I can help you with that. Right. You want them? You need installing RAM.

Let me put some RAM on your computer. I'm an indoor kid. I can help you with that. You need somebody to Google a nice recipe for that Vanishing that you're chopping up out there. Sure. He got you. He got you. But I'll leave the other stuff to you guys.

You can do all that fun stuff. All right. Yeah, that's also true. Josh smells, too. I'm telling you, how they all, all, you know, everybody around me here, smells. Um,

I don't know how to tell you this. This is not a new thing, Gen Z. Uh, Cody, hold on what Susan said. Cody, yeah,

you had to handle bullheads. Those fish are scared the crap out of me. They're the reason I won't take my fish off the hook. My dad had to do that. They just got, they got a bunch of pointy parts. Not like, you know,

sunfish are like, meh. They've got like random just pieces on them that are going like this and they'll just bop you. Mm-hmm. But no, catch some bass, I'll throw it back, so I guess I'm all right. I'm gonna catch everything and put it all in one bag and just let it die and then dump it on the ground.

So there is like what they're trying to make a new trend, but it's not a trend because we've talked about it multiple times here on the show. And that's napping at work. The difference is that this guy who I'm going to play for you is just skipping work for like two hours. Dude, that... You're doing it wrong. Well, that's what it just eventually turns into, I bet, because I had that same. thing years ago with the chopper with my overnight guy he would sleep for too long no he he would start by do he started out by doing these things where he would take breaks long extended brakes

and like the cooler and then he would like go and sleep in his car overnight and stuff to the point where he then would just start showing up punching in turning right around getting in his car driving home going back to sleep my man and then uh sometimes he would forget and i'd see him walk in at like, that is time theft. 8 a. Oh, yeah, he got waking fire. Yeah, 8 a.m. to like punch out. Mm-hmm. And it's like, bro, what are you doing? Yeah. He's, oh, I just forgot to punch out. I was like, you weren't even here.

I was here. I would have seen you. You weren't here. I've been here for three hours already. No, this is a guy, this specific dude is sharing his story where he goes, he wanted to know where's the best place to take a nap in the middle of your workday. And by that, you mean middle of your work day. You get, what, an hour lunch at most? Well, we have a couch. We could sleep on the couch. Oh, I was thinking of... We could sleep anywhere.

You know what? The upstairs? No, well, yes, but because I have hid from somebody. Under your desk in your production room? Yeah. You could very easily... You get cozy? If you turn those lights off, do like when Kelly had her birthday...

I'll say, yeah, when she had her birthday nap. You could 100% be under that table with a blanket, a little pillow, and it would be dark. It would have the hum. from all of the equipment around you. And it'd be warm from all of it too. Mm-hmm. You could definitely do it there.

Like you can sneak a nap in if you have a place in your office to go nap. Like not to keep reverencing the office, but that little, they would nap behind the boxes or whatever. Oh, yeah, yep. Cousin Jay says when I drove Schwanzh, if I was running ahead of schedule, I would 100% pull off the side of the road and catch a quick nap. Mm-hmm. Well, how would you not?

Full Kstandza, Jojo, exactly. I would do that on road trips when I was, like, doing solo road trips for comedy shows. I would just, this isn't anything, everybody does this, but you just pull off and do a rest up, put your seat all the way back. Yep, done. Get about an hour in. Go a little flip. So this guy, Ben, says he was looking for the best place to nap in the middle of his workday.

He started doing research online. He looked on Reddit, found a thing. I'll let him tell you what you do, and then I'll be the boomer. I'll have the boomer take here. I needed a place in NYC to nap. So I looked up on Reddit, where to nap. And it was like all these things being like, there's one secret room in this library that if you go at these hours, the guards aren't there until I read the best idea ever, which I did. I went to the movie theater, paid $15 for a ticket, and slept in the recliner seats during the movie.

Popped in my earbuds, put on my beanie, and I had one of the best naps of my life. Bro, that's too long. How long is your lunch break? Yeah, what do you? You can't disappear from work for two and a half hours. You'd just be like, I was on lunch. I was on lunch. I'm sorry.

More young workers were commenting saying were they nap during work. Yeah. But what? There's no. Why do you need to nap so bad? Yeah, there's nowhere or just, you know, being adult and you don't get to at work. Sorry. Yeah, I know.

You get to sleep at work. That's kind of my boomer opinion on this. Sorry. You don't get two and a half hours to go nap, bud. Yeah. Go eat your lunch. And you've got $15 to nap? No.

You couldn't get home? How long is your commute? And if you have a place that is cool with it, then you could probably just nap right at work. Yeah, you got nowhere in your office. Right. You can sneak away to? But no, that's just, and no, because that's probably frowned upon.

Sleeping in your office. Right? Because it says, you know, the guy that went to the movies to do it. Instead, oh, I can't sleep my office. They yell at me. Well, they're so leaving for two and a half hours. You know what I mean? Like, that's probably the first thing.

Yeah, they might notice after. that. I don't know. Or let me ask this, because it's New York City, and there's just why not, from everything I can hear about you big city folk, was he just saying in general?

Like he just wanted an app? Because if you go back, does he ever mention work? Hold on a second. Where's my clip? I just... I think he just is... Because the library thing is what threw me off, where he's like, if you go to the library... He said, well, this article says,

A man in New York City was burned out at work, but you're right. I don't think you ever reference his work. Hold on. I needed a place in NYC to nap. So I looked up on Reddit. Yeah, I don't think he mentions work. Because now he says the thing about the library and then he says the thing about the hack and at the movie theater. So where do you do it at your home?

Yeah. Go home. Because I get it, though. With him with the movie theater, I would have to go see like a longer movie. Because I can't do what some of you can. Like where you can power up with a 30 minute. Bro, I'm a nap champ. I can knock out maybe 35 minutes I wake up.

No. Fully rested. I just, you're out for hours. My body doesn't allow it. Yeah, but you don't sleep well at night. That's also true. So my body craves it.

And it just thinks it's nighttime. So it's like, oh, all right, we're getting our four. Yeah. Let's go ahead. Yeah. Because I feel always, always worse. After a nap? If I take a nap and it's like only like a half an hour and I'm like,

and you force yourself to get up from that nap? Yeah. I'm done. That's it. Yeah. It's over. No, even yesterday. Like if I've, and my wife knows when it's happening because I'll lay on the couch and the

glasses come off. Yep. And she yesterday was working on her puzzle. She's on spring break. Working on a puzzle. I'm laying there on the couch. Freddy's laying next to me. Glasses come off.

Yep. I'm like, all right. I'll be back in about 30 minutes and then I do. I come right back. And I'm almost always wake myself up by going. Yep. Oh, okay. We're up now.

A little r. We're up now. A little head, Bob. Yeah. No, I got good sleep last night. I got about, what I get? 7 hours, 15 minutes like that. That's good.

I'm feeling pretty good. I won't need a nap today. It's a busy day. It's a busy day. The busy day. Where are you guys napping at work? You're going to the movies and dropping 15 bucks. Whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 o'clock.

Come get yourself something to drink. Presented by Liquor Wine and Moonshine State Fair Boulevard and East Coast Emerald. He's, uh, give me a, what's like a bottom whiskey. Like a, like a bottom shelf. Like a wild turkey, probably. He's been marinating jelly beans and a wild turkey for three weeks. And tonight, he guzzles it. What do you want me to do?

Give me some ideas for tonight. I don't know. What's an Easter? We did this last week. Yeah. And like the joke was like, I did Dead Rabbit. We did redemption. I think I saw one that I'm, I can't remember.

Yeah. Easter stuff is hard for for whiskey. Thank you for 14 months sub sub. C-dub, appreciate you, bud. Is there like a drink you could easily make? We'll find it. Well, that's cool. It's all.

What's this? What'd you find? What are you looking out? Oh, I can't read it now. Something with, oh, number, I thought of something to do with Easter eggs and whiskey, but it's not completely separate. I don't like, if I liked chocolate or peanut butter whiskeys, I mean, you could do that for like Easter candy theme,

but I don't like chocolate or peanut butter whiskey. Take a shot out of a half of like a, like hollow out something real quick. Like a Easter little. Why I'm going to steal your gimmick and pull up, put some whiskey in a cabaret cream egg? Take out a little, or get like a caramel. Get like a caramel. Get like a caramel one so it's not like gross because I've had a Cadbury. Or get the Cadbury one.

Yeah, do a shot of whiskey out of it. All right. Hollow Bunny, hollow out of one and fill it with whiskey drink out of it. Do it. All right. We got a commercial shoot today, so I'll see how much time I got. But I'll try it. I'll try it.

Because then tomorrow, I might then reverse that hollow bunny. So just saying. Yeah. Are you really going to try that tomorrow? I got one. Did you? How do I hope they're hollow? It says it, and it's depending where you go.

Oh, man. Oh, really? Yeah. You might have to just spend. You could just get one of the, you're going to have to spend like five or six bucks, and it's annoying. But like the lint ones, that could easily fill up with whiskey. I'll do out of a shot. I'll find a candy I can do a shot out of it.

tonight. How does that sound? Because if you can get to a Walmart, they have them. They're just on the bottom shelf of their Easter display. Of their Easter candies. It's just, they're a sponsor. I'll see where my day takes me today. We got a lot going on. I know you don't like the Mets. The Mets! But I do like this piece of merch they're selling right now. The New York Mets down in the city. I don't know if it's here in the Syracuse area.

Probably not. But you can buy Tony Supremian. full velour tractsuits. I'll give it to you. Hold on a second. Okay. I can kind of see it. All right. And they're, I mean, was he a match? I thought he was a Yankees.

I don't know what he was. I didn't watch it enough. I didn't watch it enough. But yeah, you can now buy. Cool. It matches the usual outfit of everybody that goes to a matcher. Yankees gamer wearing a full valour blue track suits. That's hilarious. I would love if we put, if we just started wearing track suits. How comfortable would that be?

Not that I'm uncomfortable now. I had one that I used to wear every once in a while. It was a champion. Track suit. It was just like the pants and the jacket. That's comfortable. I like the old Beastie Boys, Adidas track suit. That's what this was.

It was just kind of like that. Why was that a thing on the Sopranos? Because they were just old fat mafia guys. It's comfortable. That's what I wear. He's a nice pants because I'm fatty from eating all the gab of gold. Like I always get nervous because I see fellow, fellow dudes wearing like

big baggy sweatpants and stuff. And I'm always like, well, your phone's going to fall out of your pocket or your wallet. You ain't got, that's not a safe pocket. No, that makes me very nervous. Track suits are the same. To that and, I mean, I put it in my back pocket sometimes, but I have an actual back pocket.

Seeing the women that do that, oh, you make me nervous. The back pocket phone? I know. They always say, I always reply. Where do you want us to put our phones? But they have the tiniest back pockets. I know, and it's like 90% of the phones poking out of it. But I get it.

You're right. There's nowhere for it to go. You don't got front shorts and all that. Anyways, it's fun. It's available if you're going to a mess game. Get that. Lee Baldwin's here just in time for the ghost to be saying devil at us. You never know what I'm walking into here, guys.

Not in this room. We got a lot going on. What I was doing. I was doing this voice. And then it said evil. Yeah. And then it said devil. And we're going to wrap up, I think, here pretty quick.

We've got to get out of this building. Dollar Investmentclub.com. What's the market going to do? Yeah, there you go. Yeah. What's the market going to do? What are the market going to do, goes? What do you advise?

You sign up dollar investment club.com. You pay a bill to yourself, essentially. 100 bucks, 200 bucks, whatever you can afford. Go bigger if you want to. And Lee and his crew will invest it for you. What's going on in the markets, Lee? Well, we had a big rally, the Hormuz Hope rally yesterday. What happened?

Well, there's talk maybe that... That we'll open that up soon? Right. Or that the conflict is coming to some sort of resolution. Okay, certainly helps so. Yeah, so we had a big day in the market. It looks like we're going to be okay today. So fingers crossed.

You don't want to have that. Jupiter. Go said Jupiter. I don't think so then. So we will see how that all plays out. But gasoline prices did get on average in the U.S. to $4. So they're at that Mendoza line, haven't been there since August of 22. Not great.

Not great. No. Getting yanked. Yanked, it said. Yeah, we are getting yanked around ghost. Hey! We're getting yanked around. But let's see what else. You said the final four is in your mind right now?

Well, there was an article, and I'm following, I'm looking at Arizona, and they were talking about the coach, and so they're obviously in the final four. So their team takes, I think, the third least number of three-point shots of any team in the country this year. Interesting. And he basically was saying,

to win a tournament like that, you have to win six games. And so you could be a great three-point shooting team. You put news in my sport parlance. But if you have an off night, it's one and done, and you're done. So he said, we like to double down on our strengths. We have a good inside game. They shoot like 26% only from three-point. So he's leaning on his strong attributes.

And trying to be consistent to win the tournament. to, and so, and then you have two other teams, Michigan and you kind of shoot well over 40%. So this article in Wall Street Journal was very, like, so now we can relate it to investing a little bit. Yeah. Does the tortoise or the hair, right? So I'll be interested, see if, you know, because we always talk about we want to be consistent, have good things, make good percentage of our shots, right? Mm-hmm.

And see if that will win. So there you. Well, we got to lean on the good products. What do we think about that Micron report? I saw that they... So they had a great report, but stocks gone straight down. Why? What happens? Well, I mean, a stock went from like 60 to 400 and something.

So sometimes definitely you have the... And because of Google's new AI model, you've been following that? Yeah. So if you guys don't know, Google announced the other day that they... The big... I guess the powerhouse behind AI is a lot of RAM, a lot of processing. Chips, all that kind of stuff. Well, Google found a way to do it basically six times with six less, six percent, or

six X less RAM or whatever. So these companies like Micron and other RAM manufacturers probably took a hit from that, right? Yeah, I mean, for sure. And it's going to evolve, you know. It's going to continue. Yeah. Yeah, and it moves so fast now. So here you have this huge project in Syracuse, which may not be online for like several

years now, but things are just moving fast in that world. Yeah, so Google had some bad news last week and then some good news, right? And that's kind of the... Well, I think it's also good, too, for all these towns that are getting stuck with these big data centers. As well, sure, we would love to use AI. It's not going to take that much space forever. And you see how fast technology advances. What's that?

What is it? Blog. In a minute. It'll release a new blog for you. What is it? Jack. Jack's releasing a new blog in a minute. You're going to see these data centers get smaller and smaller, so a lot of these towns are worried.

If we build this giant place, Google just announced we don't even need this much space. What are we going to do with it? Right. And, yeah, they're already talking about some of the EV manufacturing plants that are kind of like empty already. Yeah, so nobody wants to get stuck with that. We're stuck with that. So very interesting times. It's, you know, tech is, that's what we talk about all the time.

But we will see how we make out with the political events that we're dealing with as well. So, but I do think that. that, you know, managing and being disciplined and, you know, kind of going for the best shots, I think, if you want to compare that is the way to invest. Play smart, play safe. We love it. Dollar Investment Club.com. Lee and his crew will take care of the rest.

Good to see you, Lee. Great, thanks, guys. We've made it. Oh, yeah, wait. To the 90s at 9. Maybe we'll see. I said, you have a $20 spending limit at the gift shop. Well, not 22.

After we're going to the club? Oh, the ghost wants to go to the club? Paint? The clerk? Watch. Watch. You hurt? You hurt?

You hurt? We're going to the club. We're going to the club. We're going to watch all fans. You're going to watch everyone in the... Oh, because they're going to watch us play in the game. It's the gaming club. Oh, they're going to come watch us.

All right, Ghost, you want to watch us play hockey? Yep, we're going to play hockey for our gaming stream. Gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales now open all over the place, including Rome. You are buying with Ryan. Styling, Profiling, Jetplane flying. with Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. The ghost was wondering if you have that one game where the lady sits in front of the clay machine and it molds the clay while the Patrick Swayze sits behind her and helps her mold the clay

and she feels him there. Did it say ghost really? Do you have that game? No, I don't have that game. Did it say ghosts? No, but get it because that's... The movie ghost, I get it, yes. I get it, I know where you were going with that.

I thought it said something. Last thing it says it's what it heard. Heard and heard and heard and watch. Just playing. Wagon? You complimenting my big dump truck butt? Wagon. Are you pulling this wagon?

Like what we said before about making requests. Are you just late and you want to make a request for wagon wheel or you want to take it to the bank? Badger would love if we played wagon wheel. That's his favorite song. What's his favorite song? Did you know that about Badger? Bank though? All right.

Because in the in the club. We got to go to the bank first. Yeah, we got to get some money for the team. the obulus ghost box in studio. If you're just really confused about what's happening right now, that's what all those words are. We will play our gaming stream hockey game coming up. Radio World.

You will get the 90s at 9. Ghost will stay active the entire game extreme if you want to listen to it. It did say devil. It said hell. Not thrilled about that. That wasn't on air? Was that on Twitch? Where I was talking like this.

And then it said evil. And then it still was talking like this. And it said devil. Yeah. Yeah. Again, these are fun when you can put stuff together. and make it sound like it's a... It's just silly.

Who cares? Scary ghosts. Who cares? World's on fire. Have fun, folks. All right. Radio World 90s at 9 kicks off with some lit. You may...