The Show - CHEESEBALLS
Episode Date: August 29, 2026Exactly how many scoops of ‘Non-Blonds’ were in that band. We’ve got loose cheezeballs on the West Coast. A paranormal cirque is coming to town. Plus so much more on a Friday!...
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
You dummy dumb bags.
He called me.
Your 3-0 Buffalo Bills.
Do you watch any of that last night?
A little bit sooner, yeah.
It must have came down to a finish, man.
It was 28, 27.
Yeah, they were losing for, like, the whole game.
So that's good.
They'll come back.
I did not watch the whole thing.
My wife turned it on right as Cocoa Pust started.
It was on in the living room.
And I walked out there.
I was like, I can't.
I'm not ready for this.
I just, if you're not.
I'm not ready.
If you don't do like fantasy football and you're not like real into like who's going to make the team and all that other crap, then preseason is not for.
I was like, what are we doing here?
Yeah.
What are we doing?
Josh Harold didn't play a minute, did he?
No.
No.
Nope.
Not needed.
Not necessary.
You don't want anybody to get injured.
So there you go.
So now it's got a good look at some people.
Now they got Sunday, they got till Sunday all the teams.
Preseason finishes on Sunday.
And they have to cut the rosters down.
So you're going to see some,
there's usually at least a couple.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
But you won't see.
A little breakouts, if you will.
You won't see anything that unexpected.
I know you got a lot of Bill's fans listening.
Anything you guys liked that you saw last night?
That Frank Moore Jr. was pretty good.
Yeah.
That's a name we should keep an eye on?
I don't, I don't know.
They've got Cook.
And I don't know who's behind him.
Okay.
So, possibly.
I should probably learn some more about the team as we get closer now into the season.
You will.
Happy day three of your great New York State Fair, Pride Day.
Celebrate pride over the great New York State Fair today.
Unbelievable.
Oh, here they go.
Unbath-able.
How was Jimmy the Live and got to go?
How was Sean Paul last night?
Good.
Look to rock us.
Big, that I'm out of a thing, Mitch, got a water.
Give it to die.
Stimilar lot.
Today you got Elton John tribute at one.
You got Melissa Etheridge at eight tonight.
Over in Suburban Park for you, lesbans.
Enjoy your lesbian show.
Come to her will and give her the law.
Sister could hear Sean Paul from the house.
Nice.
Well, you're taking that thing.
Miss.
Got a lot of that.
And this drone show they're showing off this year.
That looks so sick.
Now I want to go to the fair.
That looks so sick.
I wonder if I could see it.
From your place, maybe?
Nah.
The last two nights, they've done these sick drone shows,
and I've never seen a drone show with my eyes.
No.
I thought we were going to see the Oasis one,
but they just did fireworks, and I'm not mad about it.
It's okay that mine's not movie quality.
Yeah.
Yeah, so, but that's so cool.
Very cool.
Even my nerdy brain can't comprehend all these.
drones all get together and they program it.
Yeah, how they all lay them out on like a field or whatever.
It's crazy.
And like, like just imagine that.
Like imagine you trans-
I guess if you took a caveman and put him in these times,
he'd be shocked by a lot of things.
But just seeing that in the sky.
Yeah.
And not knowing what that is.
Even just like 25 years ago.
Or just going and finding some uncontacted tribe and show him a drone show, man.
They don't even like when they see your boat.
Now they'd throw a Coke bottle at it.
Because I was on my big Nirvana thing after visiting his hometown.
I hadn't watched the entire unplugged in probably decades.
Oh, the MTV plugs.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
So I encourage you.
If you're looking, honestly, any of those unplugs are so good.
So I went and I watched Nirvana unplugged because I was feeling nostalgic and I just visited Aberdeen and all that.
Holds up, still fantastic.
And then I put on the Alice and Chains Unplug.
That was great.
10,000 maniacs.
Because the night belongs to lovers.
I was going to say, is it that or I didn't know if they were those people or the...
Oh, that's...
What's going on?
No idea.
No, I just forgot how many non-blondes there were.
Is it four non-blondes?
Five?
Three non-blond.
Three?
Four.
It's not two.
It's not six.
It's not two and five.
It's either three or four.
Nobody tell me. Nobody tell me.
Three sounds three non-bonds.
No.
Four is a lot.
There's a lot of blondes.
There'd be four members of the band.
I think that was the name of the band because it was four members.
So I'm going to say four non-blons.
What's your final answer?
Three.
Three non-blond.
I don't know.
It's coming out better.
Posty's saying six non-blons?
That's too many non-blons.
The answer is.
Four non blonde.
It's a lot of nonblons.
You were short and one scoop of blonde.
I left out one scoop of blondes.
There was one blonde missing.
You were shorting them one scoop.
Oh, I didn't.
You know what?
It's in the bottom of the bag.
It was under the napkins.
Oh, there it is.
Gotcha.
I didn't see it.
That's my fault.
All right.
My fault.
Yep.
So we love when AI can't do something.
And this guy discovered and,
If you're going to drink, drink now because this will make you spit take when you hear it.
I love that.
He's in his car and his car doesn't have a horn for some reason.
It's broken.
Okay.
So he asks AI to make a car horn sound.
Okay?
All right.
As you'll hear, AI doesn't know what that is.
Not yet at least.
It hasn't learned.
So this is what AI, and I'm replacing Mike.
car horn with this.
Which is surprising.
Immediately.
That it doesn't know.
You'll hear why it's confused.
All right?
Ready?
Okay.
There's a car driving at me, but my horn's not working.
Can you just make a honk noise?
Hunk.
Hock.
Halk.
Don't just say honk.
Make a car honk.
No, just like make a honk noise at them.
Huck!
Not a clown horn.
A goose.
What was that noise?
A quick horn blast.
No, it wasn't.
You're a car honk.
They're coming right at me.
Let's do it.
I like the clown one was fine.
Yeah.
And I like just the man saying loud car horn sound.
Loud car horn sound.
There's a car driving at me, but my horn's not working.
Can you just make a honk noise?
Hunk, honk, honk.
Don't just say honk, make it a car honk.
No, just like make a honk noise at them.
That was not bad.
That was not bad.
A clown horn.
What was that noise?
A quick horn blast.
I like that one.
A quick horn blast.
No, it wasn't.
Your car was coming right at me.
That last one was just a combination of different maybe words.
A quark.
A quark.
So good news, horn manufacturers.
I ain't taking your job yet.
Which one you're going to put in?
I'm putting a number one.
Oh, the first one's my favorite.
There's a car driving on me, but my horn's not working.
And you just make a honk noise.
Hunk.
That?
That one.
Honk.
Because it sounds like you're squeezing like one of those chicken or duck toys.
Hon.
Honk.
Don't just say honk.
Make a car honk.
Mine is one after this one.
That one just sounds like violent diarrhea.
Just like make a honk noise at them.
Huckoo!
Not a clown.
That's the one you like.
Hank-hink.
No, just like make a honk noise at them.
Huck-oh!
I like that one.
Yeah.
I like that one.
That one.
We're pretty close to be, like with, there's newer vehicles you can install your own sounds in, like the electric vehicle.
So we're pretty close to being able to pick our own horn sounds.
That would be fun.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Move bitch.
Get out of the way.
Happy day three of the great New York State Fair.
Happy Pride Day at the Great New York State Fair.
You got an out in John tribute.
You got Melissa Atheridge tonight.
Because she's a lesbian now.
Then tomorrow you got third eye blind on the big stage.
Yeah, that'll be good.
Sunday, you got gym class heroes at one.
It's random.
It's random.
But, yeah, a lot of activity happening over at the fair.
Sean Paul looked fun last night.
Hopefully you got over and got some food.
I mean, Shavie Corrid on Sunday at 6.
Could it be anybody but air supply?
Is it?
Is it air supply?
Yeah.
Who's on the suburban stage Sunday night?
It is.
B, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Florida!
Oh, Florida, get a good crowd, too.
But I know everybody's waiting for Tuesday with Scotty McCreery.
Is Florida here every year now?
Is he our new, like, every, is he our new Chubby Checker?
He could be.
He's here often.
I feel like he's here a lot.
We like them.
Yeah.
Well, you got a nice weekend for it.
The weather looks good.
It got pretty good weekend.
And you got Manson and Rob Zombie out in Dary and Lake on Sunday, too.
You're heading out that way.
Just be careful of spilled cheese balls, Coco.
Would you see this story in California?
No, cheese balls down.
Here's my relationship with cheese balls.
Yeah.
I don't dislike them.
I don't seek them out.
But if there's a top of them, I'll grab a handful.
Yeah.
Right?
I like them.
I like those better than the cheese pot.
puffs. What's the puff? Like a Cheetos?
Oh, no, I know you're saying the big cheesy poofs essentially. Yeah, the ones that get stuck in your teeth no matter what.
Yeah, why? I don't know. I don't know what that is. It's very confusing. But I like the old school ones that was it, who made them?
The cheese puff balls? Was it like planters or something that made? And the blue, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can all know what we're talking about. It was that blue circle thing. And you pop the top off and you got cheesy balls. Those are just different.
They just hit different. Yeah.
And I never eat them.
I don't seek them out.
They're never in my home.
No.
I don't think anybody ever.
It's somehow they.
Do people purchase?
It's what I mean?
It's like somehow they end up in your house some way or another and then you just have them.
Somehow you get randomly your hands on one of those like five pound things without even meaning to.
It just happens.
Yeah.
I think it's like they.
Come with the pool, right?
Because it's a pool side snack.
You get out of the pool and there's a thing of cheese balls.
Yep.
Yeah, Lottie's right.
You buy the giant thing, eat 2% of it and the rest go on,
they go stale.
Wipe your hands before you get in the pool after eating all those cheese balls.
I saw you.
And not on your shorts.
Uh-uh.
Do not get the cheesy dust in the pool filter.
Not on your shorts.
Those are obviously going into the pool as well.
Dan on the tax sign is a giant tub of them right now.
Well, a traffic incident in Southern California this week
caused slowdowns as pallets of cheese balls spilled all over the freeway.
There's a lot of cheese balls in the freeway.
So just be careful, guys.
This whole place is damn.
So drive safe.
People worse pulling over and grabbing the tubs that were not smashed open.
A few of them did smash open.
Made a little bit of a mess.
It looked like, is it the UTS brand?
I'm trying to see.
Uts.
Uts.
Yeah, it's the UTS brand.
Cheeseballs all over the freeway.
Those are decent.
I definitely, if I'm stopped,
I would definitely take whatever is spilled.
On the side of the road?
Yeah.
But I'm not stopping on a freeway.
That's when a cop somehow then stops me and then goes,
well, guess what?
No, you're in trouble.
I'd be the one that gets a ticket.
Do I stop for a bucket of cheese balls?
I do because the story'd be funny.
I'd be like this.
One time I was driving on 690 and I saw a bunch of cheeseballs,
That's what I grabbed.
I grabbed that bin.
Right.
Right.
That's my 690 bin of cheese balls.
That would be awesome.
That'd be the greatest thing ever.
I guess my favorite cheesy snack, if you consider it, it's going to be a Dorito.
Because that's a nacho cheese.
I love, I love.
All right, let me think my cheesy snacks.
Well, what constitutes a cheesy snack?
Cheese ball.
No, but like, I was going to say, no, for you, wouldn't it be like your queso?
No, no, no.
I'm thinking that something's going to, that's going to be in the cheese.
Chip Isle. Okay, all right. I'm thinking like a chip aisle cheesy snack.
And my, honestly, I think Cheetos might beat it. I love Cheetos so much.
A cheese it. Oh, we're putting cheese. It's in there. All right. Hold on a second.
Yeah, the name is cheese. Yeah, I forgot all about them. Can I go out on a weird limb?
Please do. A fresh, like at the candy cottage in this old forge.
Uh, cheddar puckoon. Yeah, that's, that's a good call. That's. Can I do that?
call. That's a good call.
Can I do that one?
What about like a mon pos? Have you had their mompaws?
Do they have a good cherry popcorn?
Yeah, I can go, yeah, that's fine.
Yep.
There's a really good, too.
You're not going on in a Lynn.
That's a good cheesy snack, cheddar popcorn.
I don't like popcorn.
But you're thinking in the grocery store aisle.
And you can get cheddar popcorn in the grocery style.
But it ain't the same as that.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Ain't a fresh one.
Yeah.
I'm probably going to say my top three are going to be a cheed-chito.
Number one.
Cheez-it.
Number two.
And then I'll give number three a Dorito.
I'll give a number three a Dorito.
You know the different cheese.
Yeah, sometimes when I want that, that is like the go-to snack.
Like, I got to get some nach cheese Doritos.
We did last night.
I did walking tacos last night.
I needed some nach cheese with some taco meat.
You got it.
Yeah.
It's only right.
But your three.
I want to put cheese hits up there.
Okay.
Because that's just what keeps popping in.
Mm-hmm.
And then so I, and I keep.
popping it right back out.
I was going to say like a cheese pretzel,
like you know,
those little crumbled up pretzel,
bite nugget things that are like the Snyders or whatever,
like the honey mustard ones,
the ones they smash those,
but no.
I never have those.
I know.
I'm going up and down the aisle.
I'm trying to think.
I think there's something that I'm missing.
Yeah, you're dabbling in some different kinds of cheese snacks
that I'm not even aware of.
I like different stuff.
And now I can't think of like what I'm trying to put my,
my brains,
mouth.
Cheese-its is probably your number one.
Yeah.
Right.
Cheese-its.
Standard cheese.
It's not like extra-toasty.
No, no.
I do like...
We burned them.
That the baked lays.
Okay.
The cheddar and sour cream ones there.
That's a good chip.
That's a good chip.
Good call.
That's a pretty good one.
Good call.
And then...
I don't...
Possibly a Cheeto.
Okay.
Ooh.
Let me ask you this.
Go ahead.
there's that cheese filling inside the combos.
Oh, Christ, I didn't even think about that.
That threw a hole.
That throws a wrench into it, man.
The cheddar cheese bugles.
I didn't even talk about combos.
Or the nacho cheese bugles are phenomenal.
Those are phenomenal, not my top three.
No.
Hold on, who's getting bumped for a combos?
That's why I'm so iffy to put things on my list.
I'm trying to go up and down the aisles in my head.
You're having decision paralysis right now.
Because there's something I'm missing that I'll see later and be like,
that should have been out of the list.
All right, number one Cheetos.
Number two combos.
Those rolled gold cheddar pretzels.
Those are all right, but not my top three.
Those might be up there for me.
That might be...
You're dabbling in a lot more pretzel business than I knew about.
I like pretzels.
You got a lot of flavored pretzels over there.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm going to go Cheetos.
I'm going to bump cheeses.
They know I love them.
Yep.
But combos are such a delicious treat, so it's going to go cheese.
You're going to ask me what kind of combos, aren't you?
Well, if it's the cheese, it's got to be the nacho cheese, right?
Baked cracker nacho cheese.
Because it just has to do for this.
You can do the pretzel with the cheese.
You can do the pepperoni pizza.
Yeah, but that's not cheese technically.
Sure.
Okay.
That's pepperoni pizza filling.
Oh, and you know what?
I just remembered.
What about those little Ritz sandwich crackers with the cheese in them?
I'm a little sore.
Damn it.
All right.
What were those called?
The Ritz bits?
Rick Spits.
Oh, freaking Ritz bits!
Ritsits.
All right, shut up.
Everybody shut up.
Ritz pits.
Everybody shut up.
Rits bits can be number one.
Rits bits are just sitting there.
Rits bits.
Hey, Jimbo, thanks for joining us.
Ritz bits.
Yep, combos.
And then the cheese hits.
I'm sorry, Cheez-It.
You're getting bumped out of my top three.
I want to keep mine on there because I like a good cheese it.
Get a good little handful of some good cheese-its.
And every once in a while, those baked extra extra.
amount cheese it slack.
Okay. Okay.
But all right, but what do you,
what are you thinking now?
Because we're going to,
we're going to keep snagging things in our brain.
I know, I got to end this bit because you guys are going to keep
reminding you. I told you. You keep going up and down
the aisle and things pop up.
You're like, son of a bitch.
It's going to go Cheetos.
Cheetos? Number one?
I think Cheetos are my favorite cheesy snack.
Not that cheese poofs.
No Cheetos. Chester Cheetah Cheetah Cheetos.
Crunchy. Crunchy.
Crunchy.
Chitos.
Cheez-its are back in the top three.
Ritz bits.
Ritz bits.
And then that takes combos out of the top three.
But that's a tough decision.
I think I might switch the combos out.
Oh my God, dude.
We already goldfish crackers.
Doesn't change.
Doesn't affect you?
Doesn't change mine.
Stop telling us new cheese snacks.
No, keep throwing them in there because there's things we're forgetting.
I forgot about goldfish crackers.
I changed combos for Cheetos.
Okay.
And I switch, because I'm still putting cheese hits, number one.
Yeah.
But then cheese hits, bits, combos.
Dude, Ritz bits.
Are they still available Ritsbits?
Yeah.
They are?
Oh, yeah.
Cheesy or peanut butter?
Oh, yeah.
Do you ever think you're getting the cheese in its peanut butter?
No.
And what else are good?
You're like, are you getting me?
I would never make that mistake.
I would triple check.
It's like sandwich crackers.
Uh-huh.
Those are so good.
Because I'm not going to, I'm not trying to throw off anyone's cheesy snack.
Because maybe this one won't qualify.
The kebler tray with the little breadsticks and then the cheesy dip.
Or the crackers with the red stick and the cheesy dip?
Is that a cheesy snack or no?
If we're counting combos.
It's the same kind of concept, right?
Yeah, you're just having to do it yourself first.
Breadstick.
What?
Do you go cracker with the?
Or do you go breast stick?
I go, if I have my druthers, it's always breadstick.
I do like the breadstick, but I don't hate the,
the spreading cracker.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I do like it.
I can't pace out my cheese
for the spreading cracker,
and then I'm either, like,
got way too much cheese
for the last cracker,
or I've got none left?
No, that's the move.
You have to sacrifice.
The first couple are, like,
on the front line,
and we're just sending them in.
We're sending them in to see it.
We're sorry.
You get it just the little as dip.
We have,
we got a plan for the best.
backside of this.
That way at the end, that last cracker can get the most absurd, disgusting amount of cheese.
Like your hand is shaking as it comes to your mouth.
It breaks the cracker.
There's so much cheese.
Oh, I need a treat.
What's in our vending machine?
Come on now.
Puka, Bella.
I'm sure you've noticed some changes.
How are you talking to?
I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins.
You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat.
But the twins.
Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade.
And what about the...
Extra cargo space for strut.
Rollers and dog beds?
I guess you're right.
Can we go to the hospital now?
The contractions are getting closer.
The three-row Lexus TX.
Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Bunchy you were going out to this paranormal circ thing in New Hartford this weekend.
This looks cool as hell.
Until you just said it, I ain't even know all about that.
I guess it's, I know Amy and Kenner going.
I saw somebody out in here in chat was going.
Where is it?
Is it in the, it's in the Singertown mom?
parking lot it looks like?
I'm also with the Sagertown Mall parking lot.
Give me six, Clay.
If you want to come out, enjoy the circus.
Enjoy the circus.
Enjoy the circus.
Go along.
Okay, that's cool.
Also check out paranormal Cirx Specter.
That's tonight through the 30 through Monday.
It's rated R.
Yeah.
Ken was telling me in chat, you can't even go if you're under 13.
You got to have an adult.
Nice.
You got to have an adult.
So yeah, it's in the parking lot over at Singertown Mall.
I like that.
I like when they utilize space.
Use it. It's there. You made it for cars.
You got a ton of empty room.
Put something up there.
Yeah, man. Put a wrestling ring in there.
I love when a circus comes to town. I always have.
There's something about me.
I don't think I've ever been to the circus.
Wow.
Because that wasn't like, yes, it came around here when we were kids, but that wasn't like a regular thing.
Not even like school circuses?
No, we didn't have really anything.
We had donkey basketball.
We never had donkey basketball.
And we had the Harlem Wizards.
No, we'd have, the circus would have come to the high school.
No, no circus.
I watched the Enchanted Forest Circus.
Does that count?
Yes, then you've seen a circus.
Is that count?
I don't know if they're like, I don't get the vibe that a lot of animals are involved in circuses anymore, probably rightfully so.
They were none at this one.
Remember the gigantic pig I told you about?
This guy.
Yeah, but that was like the best.
Was it Roscoe, the pig or whatever that came out?
Yeah, just the stories from that were the best thing.
And the dog show.
Katie.
Katie's in the city school.
She said we didn't have school circuses or donkey basketball.
They brought that to your schools, yeah.
Yeah, we did.
Never donkey basketball.
But they'd have the Billy.
I usually know his name because the posters go out.
It's a guy that has a circus.
His name's Billy or whatever, you know.
It's the one he still does it.
Still does it.
It's the one with the pig.
Yeah.
I've been doing my whole life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The dog show will come out.
We did not have that.
Maybe they did after I laughed or they had it like Pine Grove or
somewhere else but not they did not have it while I was whatever previous life I had it clearly
involved trains and circuses because I have an unhealthy obsession with the railroad and old train
stations and old train cars yeah you love it and how a circus comes to town like even the one
that comes to the high school I'm fascinated because like the U-Haul truck pulls up and they all unload
it yeah and like the guy selling the popcorn's also setting up that and then he'll come do a unicycle
ride at some point.
And then Badger pulls up because he's absolutely working.
He's just any live event Badger's working there.
And then like they tear it all down and go to the next town.
Yep.
They tear it all down and go to the next town.
Yeah, it's like wrestling.
Yeah, that's why I love wrestling.
I love a circus.
You ever seen the time lapse of like a WrestleMania set up, like where they get there and
they show the empty stadium and then they show the how they cast.
I love it.
I love it.
My wife says there was donkey basketball.
Your mom never brought you.
You were allowed.
Thanks, Tam.
You probably got in trouble.
I probably was.
She probably was like,
I'm not bringing this idiot to a donkey basketball.
But like the whole origins,
like I've watched so many documentaries about circuses.
It was like the one thing that happened in so many towns every year.
Yep.
Like now we can get entertainment very easily.
But around the other turn of the century,
not the one I lived through,
but during that turn of the century, you got up, you worked on your farm,
you knew the three kids that went to your school,
but on that one night out of the year, the circus comes to town.
And you're going to see things you've never seen.
The one documentary where I watched on that,
it was like an intertwined with, of course, wrestling,
because that's where that started.
That's where it comes from. It's all the same.
They would show up with a lot of times the circus and capitalize on that
and go stand out front and who wants to do all that.
Yeah.
And do all that.
fun stuff. Because wrestling used to be like, I want to wrestle the strongest guy in your town.
And that's what they did. It wasn't like you're just going to sit down the audience.
Like, the strongest men were in the wrestling exhibit.
Yeah. And you got some big farm hand that wants to wrestle them. You could.
And a lot of times they would then, hey, you want a job?
Come on in. That's where some of the first wrestlers came from.
I love the circus. Yeah, Billy Martin Circus. Rick on text line is right. That's what it is.
That's the one that comes to.
Billy Martin. That's the one that comes to town. Well, enjoy.
your paranormal Cirque Specter tonight.
I wonder what I'm going to do.
It looks awesome. You can watch the trailer. I'm not going to play it because it's just music.
I'll send some of my ghosts.
There's fire.
It's like a Cirque to Soleil, but like.
Oh, is a sexy fire chick?
Oh my God.
Yeah, dude.
You'd have so many hot goth chicks at this tonight.
Sexy fire spinning chicks are awesome.
If you're in the market for sexy goths, I think this will be a good hang for you.
Those are okay.
They're doing magic exhibits.
All right, all right, I guess.
There's a guy in a bunch of chains.
There's a guy doing swinging from the ceiling.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to be fun.
And it's raining up for a reason.
Yeah.
So you're probably going to see boobs and swears.
Swers.
They're going to say the ass word like a bunch.
You're probably going to see boobs and swears.
If it's got to, they got to put a disclaimer on it.
Anyways, 315, 365, 604, 1009.
Other side of this, I had to, I had to strip down myself yesterday.
Oh.
So I.
Is this that guy you were pretending to be?
I was Andrew McMahon a second ago, yeah.
I thought I bumped back with him.
I don't know this guy.
I know of him.
This is one of the sad guys, right?
I mean, he's all right.
He's sad, happy, give or take?
I thought it was one of the sad.
I mean, it was, it was emo, but it was like something corporate.
Not Elliot Smith? No, not that sad.
Gotcha, gotcha.
He's sad, but not Elliot Smith said.
Nobody's that sad.
He was something corporate then Andrew McIntyre.
Man in the Wilderness.
And then just Andrew McMahon.
Yep.
And then Jack's Manichin in the middle of there.
Yeah.
Didn't he do all of them at once at one point?
Except that's his tour right now.
I wish it was coming around here.
Three pianos.
That'd be funny if there were actually three pianists.
Like, no, this is that band's piano.
He does that.
I'm touring.
Oh, really?
So with a...
Listen, there's a little different sound.
With something corporate, he had like an upright piano, like a parlor piano.
Okay.
And then with Jack's Man.
And Anakin and Andrew McMahon, he had more of a, more of a, like a baby grand.
Okay.
So when you see him on stage right now, he's, he has his own new corporate piano and he has his baby grands.
And he jumps from piano to piano to do that version songs or whatever.
That's a neat thing to see when you're going to see a concert.
Yeah.
It's not just the usual just standing there or whatever.
He's one of my favorite sads.
He's one of my favorite guys.
By the way, if you're a fan of sad, if you're a fan of sad music, I posted them on my Facebook page,
yesterday.
This band Doppler effect, they're a local band.
You know them?
Oh yeah.
I went to college with Mikey May.
You did?
And he's in the band.
This band is so good.
I've seen him a couple times when they were before they, they went and did you know,
life.
If you're a fellow CMI said, this band Dockler effect is incredible.
This record I had on repeat yesterday, I messaged one of the guys in the band to tell
how awesome it sounded.
if you like
I compared them to like
City in color
Alex is on fire
Kind of a Jimmy world vibe
Yep
The record is called
Things You Miss while you're away
It is so
I come here
They were extremely talented back then
I think just life happened
Or else I think they were one of those
You know back
They're all originals grass
Back when
Like the
Mid 2000s when all those kind of bands
were taken off
They would have been
one of them a hundred percent.
Absolutely.
And it's back because not to get two in the weeds with, you know, being early 2000 sad.
Yeah.
But like the album cover looks like it comes from 2003.
Yeah, like 20, yeah, like right, yep, right in there.
I don't know if they swear if they do, I'll dump it.
Take a minute, take a moment.
You know the guy?
You know one of the guys?
Yep.
I think it's a guitar.
College or high school?
College.
Couch.
Hung out a ton.
I love this band!
They're very talented.
Very talented.
They were a couple different versions to get...
They broke up for a while and like reunited?
Well, like there were a couple different versions of the band
than it was this.
Like this is what, you know, finally settled on.
And they were so good.
Yeah, then they went away for a bit.
And now they're back.
They're playing.
You're playing like little shows.
Something out in Utica.
Oh, really?
Oh, man, I'm going to forget what it is.
I don't know. Shout out the Doppler effect.
They've got shows lined up already.
I'm a new fan.
I like your sound.
I like what you're doing.
I never even thought to letting me a little about them.
Yes, they are.
You got a great sound.
I posted one of their videos on my Instagram,
K Rock Josh, on Instagram if you want to see it.
All right.
What I'm going to say here might,
I don't know, might be controversial.
He's got controversial.
It might be controversial.
And it might come off as a little gay.
I only want to show my naked body to men going forward, all right?
I mean.
Now, let me clarify what that means.
Yeah.
You could.
I had to go to the dermatologist yesterday.
And I, like, I get that there's going to be women.
We let them do stuff now.
Listen.
We let them have jobs.
now, I guess.
Let them out of the house.
No, they're like...
All right, let me let me back up.
I've only shown...
And it is pride date the fair.
So this, if all the days for me to do this,
this today...
There you go.
I have only shown my nude body, Cody.
To a handful of lucky ladies.
Don't throw my name in the end of that real quick.
Cody?
Yes.
I have been...
I have been married and with my lovely wife
since I was in my deep sads,
early 2000s.
Yeah.
And before my wife, I had only been with three other ladies.
So a less than five human beings have seen my adult naked body.
All right.
And when I go to the doctor, I prefer, I prefer a guy.
Is that weird?
No.
That's a lot of people.
Because I'm not.
I'm very uncomfortable with it.
So everybody did a great job.
I go to the dermatologist yesterday.
And of course it's like some young 20-something nurse.
Yeah.
And I don't, I don't, I'm awkward as is.
I'm uncomfortable in this, in this meat suit that I walk around on.
And she's like, okay, here's your gown.
And you go ahead and you strip down.
And she leaves a room.
And I put on my gown.
And then I'm just sitting there on the dermatology table.
And then a female doctor comes in.
And then the nurse comes back in.
And I'm just sitting there.
I'm just sitting there.
No, I get it.
Like a hairy, I don't know.
I'm just gross.
I understand.
I just, I sucked it up.
I got through it.
I just don't, I don't need, I don't know how to navigate that.
No.
Because now I got to go back once a year.
No, that makes perfect sense.
You're more comfortable around a guy because you're a guy.
And it's just, that's not a weird, like, bad thing.
to be like, well, I'd rather have a guy just because it makes me more comfortable.
Whatever makes you more comfortable is what goes.
And that goes for everybody.
Nobody should feel uncomfortable with the doctor.
And I'm not, everybody was great.
I'm doing a little bit of a bit here.
But it also, I was aware of how gross I am.
No, it's just very funny that, of course, the one, usually like the doctor,
my doctor is a good looking lady.
Yeah?
I didn't have to strip down.
You, of course, go to a dermatologist and you're not, not sure.
strip down.
Strip down.
Like that's just, it's part of our fun look.
And again, while we're on air, I'm not a doctor.
.
Could you just look at it though? Could you just look at it? Go ahead. My primary physician is a fella. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And he has felt my testicles many times trying to find, you know, testicular cancer.
I send that extra.
He's just like a guy that's in the waiting room.
And LJ,
LJ says make a charter that says mail providers only.
I'm not that uptight about it.
They don't care.
I'm not,
I'm just sharing you how I felt yesterday.
It can be the same people.
I'm fine.
Then I go to the urologist who famously said,
and go ahead and take those down for me.
He was the initial guy who said,
and go ahead and take those down for me.
And that is odd.
He got right up in there
because he was on one of those doctor rolly chairs.
and just rolled right up.
Got in there.
Yeah, looked right in there.
Boom.
My colonoscopy doctor.
That seems to always be a man.
I mean, there's female nurses in there.
Yeah.
But that guy's looking up there.
He's a fella.
Is he the same as the prostate?
Is that checking your prostate?
The colonoscopy type stuff?
No different.
Like anybody can check your prostate.
I can check your prostate.
Come over.
Come over.
Come here.
I can check your.
No, prostate, they're just like my general doctor has done that for me.
The finger in the box.
Okay.
See, that's, I got a little.
Well, you got to do that.
No, but when I do soon, I'm imagined, I got a lady doctor.
So that's good, just small hands.
Yeah, yeah.
And looking for you over there with your big, huge sausage fingers,
just go ahead and push down on him.
I mean, your giant nine inches long fingers.
But the dermatologist was a new experience for me.
I'd never been.
The reason I had to go, and it's right, I should go,
is that I have an autoimmune disease.
I have ulcerative colitis.
Because of that, I am on immunosuppetian drugs.
So they say, if you do get cancers, it can spread faster because your immune system.
Gotcha.
That's fine.
I don't obsess about that 24 hours a day, but I digress.
So they're like, you should go, you should start annual dermatology appointments.
My wife was saying the same thing.
Just go get checked out.
So I went yesterday.
I could have checked you.
I went yesterday.
Who else seen body more than me?
Strip down.
And they are up in your biz, bro.
They got a light.
They're all up in your biz.
You want to check your whatnot and check your whatnot.
I mean, and then again, it was funny, though.
He kept telling me about how they kept asking him to take,
if you could just take down your.
funny, unique, hairy underpants that he was wearing,
but I wasn't wearing hairy underpants.
And it's like I'm self-conscious because she's like,
she's checking like my lower back where I've got a tramp stand.
No, I get it.
I'm just so self-conscious.
I share everything with all of you guys all the time.
But I just felt so vulnerable.
I was so vulnerable sitting there just like a nude baby boy.
See, I don't have that as far as I know.
what?
Like I wouldn't, that type of stuff doesn't tend to bother me.
Disrobing in front of strangers?
And I don't really even think about it.
Like, I never even want to thought about that my doctor is a female as opposed to.
And they don't even think about it.
It's not a big deal to them.
They do this all day.
No.
To me, I don't disrobe in front of ladies.
Yes, exactly.
Yes.
I am very much approved in a lot of ways.
I like to be covered up.
So this is new for me.
The chance I get to pop this top off.
I know.
You like to take it a hot.
I know.
You get to pop this top off.
But I understand that.
And that's the same again.
Same for everybody.
If you're not comfortable,
at a part of your doctor's appointment,
you can change it.
Yeah.
Obviously, I'm doing a little bit of a bit here,
but congratulations they got to see.
But yes,
it's also funny to think of you standing there.
Yeah, hi.
And then just.
Yeah, it's gross.
They took three, three moles off me yesterday.
Ew.
They sliced you?
Yep.
Does you feel like anything?
It was wild.
What does it feel like?
Where are they?
I want to see it.
Well, I can show you one, I think.
No, I want to see where the weird one is.
It was on your butt.
The one on my thigh that took off.
What do they do?
Bro.
So, I'm not deterring anybody from going to the dermatologist.
Do these things.
No, this sounds cool.
I like, check down your body.
I like, nope.
After that one.
So she's like, do you have any marks on your body?
You're concerned about it.
I go, I'm not concerned, but I've had a mole on this thigh my entire life.
And it was a dark one.
But I've had it for 45 years.
Not anymore?
So I told her about that.
And then she's all in my business with this light,
scanning all of my skin, getting all up and looking at my head.
Yeah.
And then she would take a marker and she'd go, we'll just take that one.
Hell yeah.
And then she goes to my back and she goes,
eh, we can take that one.
And then the big one on my thigh, she's like, yeah, we'll get rid of that one.
That's pretty cool.
And then what do they use?
A little, a scalpel?
She, mate, I can't look at it.
Oh, see, I know you will, but I can't look at it.
I have to see that stuff.
I got to know what you're doing.
So she took a little, I guess, lytocane or some numbing agent.
super localized because it's not like my body felt numb.
I feel a shot go next to it.
And then she sliced it off, puts a Band-Aid on it.
And I think there was like another tool that was like cauterizing my skin.
Oh, I can't just leave it.
It's probably got to get like a quick.
Because you could have like, you could have like a, you could hear like a sizzle when it like burned my skin.
You all of a sudden he needed a burger.
So anyways, I got I got those things chopped off.
Three of them yesterday.
They're sending them off to be tested.
Probably going to obsess over that until I get my results back.
But I digress.
Why not?
Think of the best possible scenario.
They would have been like, well, let's for, you know, I mean,
they would have had that tone as opposed to, they'll get that off there.
It's why.
Yes.
That's me.
I didn't, I don't know that.
It was wild how quickly they can just scoop these moles off your body, bro.
Yeah.
Better be safe.
Do you have any moles you're worried about?
Not that I know of.
I mean, I've always kind of looked at,
my stuff and never really seen anything.
So, but I don't, I don't know.
And it was so fast.
I'd let them determine that.
Dude, it was such a fast visit.
It was like, the check.
It took me longer to get disrobed and cleaned back up.
Yeah.
Then, and the whole, she's like, I'll get that one.
We'll get that one.
And I always like when doctors say smart stuff, because I don't know, like Dennis do it too.
Yeah.
Or they'll be like looking at something.
And they'll be like B7, 28, blah, blah, blah.
She was like,
Dada da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I'm like,
And perfect.
Uh-huh, whatever they're saying.
Yeah, you never know, though.
I would go to Dermatilus, though.
I'm out in the sun.
You should.
Quite a bit.
You should.
But I, I tend to wear...
Early detection is best.
I'll wear something.
You know what I mean?
I always have, like, a...
Yeah, well, that would that...
She had asked me that, too, she goes.
So when you get...
There's a slather a little.
She goes, when you get, uh, when you're out in the sun,
do you, like, get red and blistery?
I go, no, I got a lot of Italian DNA me, so I brown right up.
Yep, I've never.
And she goes, so when you're out and about, you're wearing sunscreen,
and I go, I'm an indoor kid.
I don't really go outside.
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I, like, peeled a bunch.
I never get sunburns.
The top of my head got a sunburn in San Francisco because it was on that bus.
But otherwise, I don't, just got to.
I brown up pretty good.
It's worth it to take care of yourself.
So I was checked over.
Stuff like that.
Checked over.
I'll hopefully get those results back.
Knock on wood.
Knock on wood.
Be happy.
I'm happy about that. Go to the dermatologist.
Hold on who's there.
Do all the preventative things, fellow olds.
Go get your skin check. Get your behole check.
Get your boobs check. Get your balls checked. Get everything checked.
So then if you do got a problem, you get out of it.
Just come on.
The show.com for all of our links in live streams.
I guess I do forget that you and I are somewhat spoiled in the fact that pizza huts are going the way of the Buffalo,
yet mine and Fulton and yours and East Cuse are hanging on.
Yep.
We're very spoiled.
No, I asked the last time I was in there just because I was curious.
I don't know how many we got around here anymore.
There's mine, yours.
Is there the Cicero one with the Wing Street?
No.
That's gone now?
Yep.
That's what I mean because they can be doing good.
I don't think it matters anymore.
I think it's just a matter of the pizza hot people seeing one where one is.
I'm like, we don't need that all the way out and blah, blah, blah.
But we do.
But they just close it.
But they don't realize it.
People do.
Auburn has been updated.
There's one in Liverpool.
Where's the one in Liverpool?
Oh, there is up on 57, yep.
That one's still there?
Past Pascal's liquor.
All right, good.
But I mean, it's few and far between.
Mm-hmm.
But when you think about it, there's never really like a billion of them.
It seems like they just kind of went around and went, oh, there's one here.
There's one in Kenny Street and Erie Boulevard.
Who's, who's less?
Who's moving more pies?
Yeah.
Kenny Street is.
Kenny Street stays.
You're both of it.
You're closed.
Oh, there's one over it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, there's one in Rome and New Hartford, uh, bone says.
Not on Rome.
Does yours have the buffet?
Yours has the pizza buffet?
No, there's a bit, a minute.
There's room for it.
And I don't know if they did or do.
I've seen signs, but there's a room for it, but they use it for like pizza boxes
and stuff for mine.
I don't, I think the one in these East Cuse now, you get people that
dine in.
Because every time I'm going to pick something up.
There's a family in there.
But that's probably not like packed.
It's probably more.
carryout. Yeah, well, because I was explaining to Cody there during the Nirvana song.
His, uh, uh, Tom's wife saw me driving in Fulton yesterday. And Cody goes, you buy that pizza
hut that's still holding on. And I was like, if the Fulton Pizza Hut were to ever be closed,
there might be riots in the streets. That's the pizza place. That's dude, not only is that
the, isn't that necessarily a pizza place? Like, as a Fultonian for my whole life, Gino and
Joe's is a big pizza place. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mama Gina's is good.
Red Barron's good.
They're all good.
But Pizza Hut was like the event space or like,
here's the things you'd go to a Pizza Hut for.
Back to school lunch or dinner.
Grandma wants to take you to Pizza Hut for a special treat.
Book it programs.
You read your books?
Yep.
Let's go to the Pizza Hut.
Boy Scouts.
Boy Scout troop.
Let's go to the Pizza Hut.
We would, we'd have a memorial ceremony if they ever got rid of that pizza.
It'd be tragic.
It was our sports.
banquet place for our regular teams.
Not like everybody, but just that our team.
Your team. Go get some pizza hot.
Yep. Yep.
That was a big deal going on that one.
And I think it was, it's, all those places are starting to close up.
We'd have that one and the village deli was the other one where people would kind of convene in
East Syracuse.
And now it's the Mexican restaurant.
And there is no place.
There's no like, deli with an ice cream.
shop connected or just ice cream stand or something like that because that's where everyone
used to just kind of get and gather and all that.
No, ours was the Fulton Pizza Hut, man.
That was the spot for everything.
And it helps because it helps with that like sense of community.
It really did.
It's right there on the intersection.
Which is what I would, if I ever got involved in Syracuse stuff, which that's what I
would push to bring back.
We need more of a community place with, you know, options for people as opposed to, yes,
the businesses are great.
but we need a space to get everyone together
or else no one's going to be on the same page for stuff
because you see that in the village of E Syracuse
all the time where everyone doesn't get involved
and then all of a sudden the fire department is almost obsolete
or the police department gets booted by the DeWitt
the police department and everyone's like,
what the hell?
It's like this was all right there.
Yeah, you didn't go to your town meetings.
It was all right there, right in front of you.
You got to pay attention.
Do we have a pizza hut, Niswego?
No, that's the same.
It's got to be gone.
But that's way gone, right?
It's got to be.
Because it was when the split, it was like there, by that Dunkin and Subway.
Yeah.
There's no way.
That's gone.
I think it became something else.
I think it was even gone before we really even got leaving.
I love a Pizza Hut.
I just really, really do.
Pizza Hut Express.
Where's that?
I'm trying to think.
Oh, dude.
I'm just like the small, like, inside of like Target.
Oh my God.
You just unlocked something from my last travels.
We went into a gas station and it had a Taco Bell Pizza Hut Express.
Oh, that's cool.
It was awesome.
It blew my mind just that that one we went to for Yankees had the Burger King.
I'd never seen that.
Yeah, right there.
Like Cassation Burger King?
No, we were driving around.
But that's interesting.
And you would go in and it had ready to go pan pizzas.
Dude.
You could make a taco pizza real quick with that.
You could.
I could do whatever I want.
Hard taco and just crumble it up and boom.
They had a whole, like a whole heated cabinet.
And it was like there's a cheese, pepperoni, and there's a meat lovers.
That would be.
That should be what they do.
Not that these, because I have no idea that those Hunt brothers are any good.
Yeah.
I'm just too skeptical because we're trained by Pizza Hut.
We're trained by Pizza Hut.
Yeah, Tax Line says Cam's is in Oswego.
Cam's is great.
We used to have Cam's in Phoenix.
We have independent pizza.
Now they're good.
And we have pizza pie hole, which I just tried this week.
Their cheese pie?
Cheese pie is a 10 out of 10.
I like that.
Pizza pie hole in Phoenix, check them out.
Their cheese pizza is not too greasy.
10 out of 10 cheese pizza.
Have to Oswego, though, you always found pizza.
Yeah, plenty of it.
on pizza.
Probably, yeah, we had Enzo's, we had
dominoes, we had everything up there.
So, this question was online.
So if you have kids
and they don't want something for dinner,
then they don't eat in this house.
Damn restaurant.
They don't eat.
Go back to the fields.
Have a bowl of cereal.
No, like your kid will say,
can I use that chicken nuggets?
Yes.
And you make them chicken nuggets.
So they asked other countries,
What's your chicken nuggets?
Okay.
Like you, your kid doesn't want dinner.
What's your chicken nuggets?
So, for example, Mexico.
My kid always wants a cassadia and chocolate milk.
I was trying to think of what's an easy thing with the staple foods they have.
Cazade and chocolate milk.
I was going to say that or like a, just here, have nachos.
Someone else in Mexico said, my kid just wants butter on bread.
It's butter on bread.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Kids are weird ears.
They are weird eaters.
China says, my kids want tomato and eggs over rice.
So it basically scrambled eggs with tomatoes,
and then you put it on white rice.
Because I saw a video of that, like,
that cheesy sauce thing,
where people like, they take the tomatoes
and then they kind of like pull the peel off
and once they've boiled in the little pan,
and then they put the egg in there.
I know kind of what you're talking about.
I've never had that, but I saw it,
and I wondered if I could make that.
Is that like what that is?
and they just put it over rice because that sounds damn good.
Spain says they want white rice with tomato sauce on top.
I see, this.
They call it Aros Cubano.
I do rice.
Tastier than you think.
It's kind of like a mac and cheese, but with more of a tomato flavor.
I did that yesterday.
Mm-hmm.
Mal, I was to a butter noodle kind of kid.
That's what my brother was.
My brother was.
Pasta scabby with cheese and butter.
Yeah, a little shaky cheese on it, dude.
So good.
Yep.
In Germany, their chick.
and nuggets would be noodles with butter or
Nutella. Just some
Nutella on a bread. Okay. All right.
Sweden. Meatballs.
I was going to say
them in Italy. Can I have meatballs
please? Skebby and meatballs. Yeah, what is? Did Italy
make this list? I don't see anything on Italy in here.
Australia, Vegemite toast, brava.
We've heard from all Australians that they
don't like that. They don't like that.
Peas and chicken in Romania. That's what the kids will eat.
Oh, a can of peas, bro.
Can I get a kid.
peas real quick?
Just a cold can of peas that you open and you just leave them in the can and you eat them
like a hobo.
That is how he does it and that is so gross.
Thailand, they'll demand eggs and rice.
A lot of eggs and rice dishes.
Yeah, that's like the easy.
You don't want dinner and eggs and rice.
Because it's an easy thing for like either kids to make themselves or, all right, fine.
You don't want this?
Here, fine.
And the parent, you know, very fast.
Oh, all right.
And Poland just having the best standby food.
when their kids don't want dinner, they get parogis.
I was just going to say pulling parogis.
Dude, I want parogis.
Give me some parogis, man.
Want they pirog?
What's your go-to?
What was your go-to?
What was your butter noodles is my question for you?
I wonder what mine was.
Was it cheesy rice?
No, because that didn't come to way later.
Mm-hmm.
So I don't really know.
Deb would have to tell me what I, maybe just cereal.
Oh, cereal.
That's fine.
You can have a bowl cereal.
Now it's rice.
Rice are like crackers.
Flavor rice or white rice.
Um, usually just white rice, because then I'll just do a little butter and like salt and pepper,
but I did it last night because I made some, a couple different kinds of chicken in the crock pot.
And then once the time came to be, I was like, I'm going to make rice go with it.
And then I made the rice and ate mostly rice and only a couple bites of the chicken.
And you know what I still have not grown out of that I've had my whole life through college and into my 40s?
I like some ramen.
I'll make some just...
I have it as a backup.
A packet, or I make three packets of top ramen.
And I never eat it.
But it is really good.
I like the noodle part of it.
I like it.
Do you, I think I've asked before.
I drain all the liquid, yeah.
It's just noodles with a little bit of liquid in it.
Skebby's.
Yeah, scabies.
Beefy scabies.
Beefy scabies.
What is that?
What are you showing chat right now?
That's those nachos fuzz wanted.
What do they call?
They called something?
The crab rangoon nachos.
We're gooning down, boys.
Goon and down.
That's a favorite cute.
She tried good stuff.
Julia does a great job.
Look at these.
The stuff I want all of these.
Follow Juliet.
Sabercuse on Instagram. She's doing the influencer thing over at the fair.
Wow. There's no way she eats all that. It's just so much food.
I hope she has friends that she shares it with.
Every time I've seen him, it's just her and the hubby just being badass is crushing stuff.
What was that one? The dolewip and the pineapple?
Yeah, it's like, looks like a whole pineapple filled with ice cream.
So much ice cream. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that.
That thing. Yeah, show the camera. Look at that thing.
Savor Cuse on Instagram.
We love Julia.
She has always been a friend of the show.
Her and her husband.
Wow.
That's what I was complaining about the other day, though,
is that you go to the fair,
you buy one item and it's so big,
you only want one item.
Yeah, that's, when I get that deep fried taco thing,
that's really, you're like,
all right, now I'm done.
It's not like a sample fast.
You're eating a whole, multiple meals in one.
You're getting meals.
It is day three of your great New York State Fair.
Happy Pride Day.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
I knew it.
Happy Pride Day for...
I always like to go over...
To get all those free things they have.
On Pride Day?
Because I've got like the...
Well, this, I bought the Trans-Alli bracelet
and the trans-ally stickers
and all those things and the flags.
I like, I like grabbing a handful of those.
You get a lot of freebies.
The gays give out a lot of freebies.
The gays like to give you stuff for their support.
They do.
They appreciate your support.
Bro, when we left the Pride parade,
we had a huge bag of stuff.
They just keep giving you stuff.
I love to show my support.
Although, babies don't need stuff.
Okay, if I'm seated next to a baby, I'm going to wear that.
The baby's not.
If you're ever at a parade, this is my biggest complaints about parades.
Okay?
Not just the pride parade, but any parade I go to.
The baby doesn't want candy.
I want candy.
Why are you throwing in at the babies?
You're saying that when, like, you're the parade.
I get so mad at babies near me because they get all the stuff and then I don't get anything.
So you're saying in a different roundabout way how when,
just because I was like a couple years older,
in your house 96,
I went up front row and Brett Hart gave his glasses to somebody right next to me,
but not me.
But the entire time he was walking over, it was like this.
He was staring at you.
He was staring at you.
He was staring at you.
And then he gave him to another kid.
Oh.
Yeah.
You're saying like that.
I'm a former baby.
Every parade I go to.
Yeah.
it's
I mean
yeah the pride parade had like
there was a baby near us
but they're not like handing out candy
they had like
these things these bracelets
because you're trying to turn the baby's gay
I can tell you that
you lib priority number one
damn right
but then even like the Memorial Day parade
we're sitting there in our chairs
and there's a baby near us
and they keep throwing like
tutsie rolls to the baby
he ain't got no teeth thank you
he got no teeth
thank you
you're sucking on a tony
I'm trying to say
I'm trying to sound like a dick here, but the baby don't need candy.
No.
I got a, I'm a former baby.
Yeah.
I want those dumb-dums.
That's why I tried to get your grandma those dumb-dums.
I just hit her in the head with one instead.
And then like six years later, she died, so thanks.
So thanks.
You killed my grandma.
You really did it.
I know.
Anyways, that's what I'm just saying.
But no, I understand.
Yeah.
He ain't wearing that shirt.
He ain't wearing that.
It's comical for a one-second picture of, oh, look, he's got a large, whatever shirt.
Large, that's my size.
Baby don't need one of those paper fans.
Baby don't have a fan hands.
You don't know what's going on.
Get out of here.
He can't grip things yet.
Watch, here, look, put my finger in front of him.
He don't even want to do.
I'm going to take you to a steak and shake.
Steak and Shake is cool.
Oh, never mind.
That's Shake Shack.
Yeah.
So something different.
I've never been to that.
Steak and Shake is one of those drive-up restaurants.
Is that what we had?
No, no, no.
We have Sonic.
No, we had.
Steak and Sunday?
Steak and Sunday.
It's taken Sunday we did.
Okay, that's what I'm thinking about.
That was over...
Like the corner there in Eastwood.
Oh, they had such good food.
It's taken Sunday.
Oh, really?
I never been there.
I used to go there all the time for lunch,
rest and peace,
taken Sunday and thought about that in years.
No, this is in Florida.
This is only funny
because I have questions.
Okay.
What the gentleman did is not funny.
Oh, buddy.
It's inappropriate and rude and illegal.
But I have questions.
So if Florida fast food work,
was arrested after exposing himself to a female customer during a car hop delivery.
Not appropriate.
It's really offensive.
But here's how he did it.
And this is where my question's coming.
Because it sounds like it's similar to like a Sonic where you're like just sitting in your car and then they walk out a tray to you or whatever.
Right.
Oh, and he had his little pod out.
He walked out to the car serving his food.
while just having his penis through his zipper.
It was the guy.
Oh, oh, okay.
What are you saying?
I had it reversed in my head.
No, it was a woman just in her car.
I had it reversed.
Okay, I see.
He was doing car side.
Oh, so he was decided to get fired and have a record.
And he just had his little weenie out through his zipper.
He had his little tiny vienna sausage sticking out.
What did he think was going to happen?
She was going to be so overcome with horniness that he was just going to have coitus
right then and there on the clock under the caulk.
under the camera lights of his job.
This is the advice I give to every dirtbag
that thinks that like immediate depicks are going to get you something
or exposing yourself is going to get you.
Like, no woman has ever been like, oh!
Oh, well, then in that case.
Well, in that case, I had no idea.
You know what?
I am horny.
I know we're just standing here in a parking lot or whatever.
Fells, it is never, ever worse.
Keep it in your pants.
So now he has a nice little.
little record and there's no job.
He's going to jail. He lost his job. I hope it was worth it.
Did they ask him? Like, what are
doing? Did he have any
type of... Would that be you as the manager?
What do you? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? You could have just left it in your pants and you just still be
working here today. What are you doing? You know?
That's, uh, you went to a little, a little fast there, bud.
Exactly. Grass nose. Grass knows my tip.
It's clear your mind, fellas. Clear your mind.
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Cody's got football on TV.
Here he goes.
It's tingling something in his brain.
Rams win the,
but what was the battle of last?
I know.
I didn't see because you won't shut up.
He's trying to watch a football.
I don't know.
It's just some preseason.
It's probably the one that was after Bill Steelers.
I didn't watch this.
Whenever they show football clips on TV,
he's like a dog being shown a card trick.
Next day sports highlights.
What?
Dude, next day sports highlights.
What is it?
Oh, love it.
And then opening, so hold on, can you explain something to me?
Yeah.
There's a Wednesday night game, right?
September night.
Yeah, there is.
But then there's a Thursday, like, morning game?
Thursday Friday, something?
Were there overseas somewhere?
Oh, is it on earlier in the day?
Because they're in...
I think so.
There's like a rando game.
There is a rando game.
I just don't remember the exact details.
I didn't see, like, the times for it.
Yeah, I heard somebody say that, yeah, there's Wednesday night,
and then Thursday night,
Friday or something, I don't know.
There's like a Netflix thing.
Yeah, he's locked in.
He is locked in.
What do you say yet this weekend?
Little League World Series, right?
Yeah, you've got.
Florida State plays.
Yep, they're on it like six or seven, I think six, six, six 30 on the CW.
Is this a real game or like a, oh.
I mean, Cupcake Schedule or Schedule, yeah, an opponent,
but it's usually how some of the bigger programs do it.
It's just New Mexico State.
Okay.
But USC will be on tomorrow playing somebody.
The first game is North.
Carolina and TCU over in Dublin.
Oh.
So that at least be fun.
Why are they doing that?
They're trying to get college football over there now?
Yeah, they're doing that.
They did it to Florida State last year or the year before or whatever.
I can't remember.
Remember when they were complaining that they weren't on some whatever.
So they're like, oh, that's right.
Guess what?
Week one, Ireland, noon.
Yeah.
Enjoy that.
Okay.
But then you've got the Little League World Series championship games between, you know,
to find out who plays Sunday for the overall championship.
this year has been
unreal.
The Little League World Series?
So much fun.
How does the international stuff work?
They have their own bracket.
It's almost look at it like a March Madness bracket.
The international side is all in one side
and the U.S. side is all on their own side
and then they just kind of, they go.
Now they're in the semis
and then the winners meet on Sunday.
I'm in the semis right now.
But you also get awesome baseball,
like actual MLB games
because it's starting to get down to the nitty gritty.
So Yankees Red Sox is this weekend.
So that's like the game of the week for tomorrow night.
For wrestling fans, I completely forgot.
Because again, this late Labor Day is killing me.
Why?
There's A.W's pay-per-view on Sunday, which is basically like the WrestleMania.
Okay.
But that's over in London.
So there's stuff all weekend.
It's just a good weekend to kick off.
So you're locked down.
Is you going to make a chili or something this weekend?
for Saturday.
I'm going to do my what-nots today.
Because you got to kind of prep it and leave it into the thing.
And then you wake up and slap her on low in the crockpot.
And then obviously everyone will be celebrating Sunday's anniversary.
What's Sunday's anniversary?
You know what Sunday's anniversary is.
What's the day?
Or was it Monday?
Sunday or Monday's anniversary?
You know.
Of August.
Don't forget our anniversary, body.
Our anniversary?
Oh, oh, so I was thinking like 50 years to come.
Oh, yeah, my phone will tell me exactly because I...
31st, I believe we saw a ways this down and MetLife.
Yes.
I look at the videos all the time.
I watch them once a week, man.
You have to.
It was either 30th and 31st because they did the 31st and I think September 1st.
Maybe that was it.
So Monday would be our big.
anniversary day.
Of course, now I can't find them.
That's okay.
It's all right.
But man,
that was just the best.
Ask Cody A.I.
What dates,
OAS has played MetLife?
Right there.
There's.
Oh, that's not.
Okay.
What dates did OASS play MetLife?
Definitely wasn't September 1st.
I think it was.
Oh, August 31st and September 1st.
Yeah, that's what I thought it was.
We went to the 31st.
So Monday's our anniversary.
Mm-hmm.
Well, when life gives you lemonade,
you make lemon.
Wait, no, wait.
Wait, I got that around.
Stop.
Strike that.
reverse it. When life gives you lemons,
that's the end of champagne supernova with the fireworks in case you guys are wondering what that
sound is. Do you want us just to play all of it?
Did you guys, did you guys even know we went to COA?
Did we tell them? Did we talk about that at all? I don't feel like we did.
Did I imagine that I had a sprained ankle while we were down there too? Did we talk about
that and all? And it was a lot of fun, but also trepidation.
We'll talk about it one day.
A New Hampshire man who was arrested on Tuesday because, well, all right.
Right. Nestor calls the fire department.
Nestor.
Nestor.
Nester.
Calls the fire department.
And I was a tuberculosis survivor.
Oh, my God.
Jeez.
Have I not talked about that?
So the fire department shows up.
Okay.
And now Nester says, well, if I'm losing my house,
what do I get out of the deal?
He jumps in the fire truck and steals it.
I don't.
He was arrested Tuesday for stealing a fire truck while Cruz battled the fire.
at his home.
Yeah, the fire department didn't set your house on fire.
He jumped into a whitefield fire engine and drove off.
While fleeing, he struck another fire engine.
By that.
Drove over water supply lines and narrowly missed hitting three firefighters.
That's not going to help you get the fire out, bud.
No, that has no, they have nothing to do with the fire in your house.
That's not going to help you get the fire put out, bud.
I'm taking you with me.
He faces many charges, obviously.
He stopped at a residence a few miles away.
and attempted to enter the back of the home before state police.
Why?
I mean,
might be just crazy.
We don't know,
maybe he sent the thing on by here.
Who knows?
I don't say,
that sounds like a crazy person,
allegedly, allegedly.
Oh,
rock action.
Home was completely destroyed.
Yep.
I mean,
you make you go for it,
I guess.
Right.
Your house is not,
it's not going to be put out because
have at it.
You stole the vehicle.
Yep.
Not long,
it wasn't on the long term plan,
Nestor.
No,
I feel like you got driving and went,
well,
well,
not,
What do I do?
I can't exactly sell a fire truck.
This fire engine.
Show up tomorrow morning back at the fire place.
Hey, you guys want to buy a fire truck by any chance?
Do you have a need?
I happen to have one for sale.
You're going to go home listening to some BB Rex, I think, bud.
It's like the...
She's on the today show right now.
She's doing all sorts of stuff.
I didn't realize that.
I was a smoke show she was.
Yeah, she's always been a hottie.
Yeah.
I can't name a BB Rex a song off the top of head.
I just know...
I used to talk them up on 93Q, but I don't remember what her music was.
Yeah.
We saw her open for Jonas Brothers when we brought the kids to see the Joe Bros.
That crazy.
And that horrifying experience.
My favorite and those are the people that are also looking at your camera.
Those are always my favorite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a photo I've posted many times.
And, well, I'm reading this article on Ultimate Classic Rock where they're breaking down the tallest rock stars.
Now, Cody Elise, he's number one.
Cody is the tallest of boys.
Well, I was going to say, me first, and then they go from there.
So this is all like 1B down.
Who do you think?
And I guess that you could split hairs and find a band that maybe they're not thinking of.
And he's like, well, that guy is 7 foot two.
Who do you think is the tallest rock star?
Let's see.
Don't just think lead singers either.
No, no.
I'm trying to think of.
Who's got a guess?
Wasn't the bass guy from Nirvana really tall?
You got it, number one.
Oh, really?
Yep, number one.
Goodbye.
Six foot seven inches tall.
See you guys later.
Yeah, he's out of here.
Six foot, seven inches tall.
Chris Nova Selle.
Which is, when you think about it, short for, you would think there'd be like,
nah, seven foot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but nope.
No, he's freakishly tall.
He was really tall, though.
He was compared to Kirk Cobain, who he would stand by Kurt, and Kurt's not, was not tall.
Wasn't he like, Kurt like me?
How tall was Kurt?
5-8, 5-9.
Which is still tall to me.
5-9 like you?
He was 5-9.
Yeah.
5-9 or up.
He was not that tall.
He was a little shorter.
So, James Hadfield, 6-1.
Ooh.
Coming.
Yeah.
There's no one in between.
No, now I'm going to the bottom.
You've guessed the top.
Oh, okay.
There's got to be something.
Yeah.
Like, for example, Robert Plant, 6-1.
What's Manson?
Manson's tall.
He didn't make the top 20.
Ah, he's tall.
Right?
Unless he's just those boots and he's a little guy.
I think he might be Marilyn Manson.
That'd be hilarious if it was just the boots.
They say he's 6-1, but he's only 5-11 without his boots.
So that didn't make the list.
Nick Cave from Nick Cave in the Bad Seed, 6-2, Gene Simmons, 6-2.
Spass says Peter Steele from typo-negative.
Peter Steele was a seven-footer?
He wasn't seven.
How tall was Peter Steele?
He had a gigantic crank.
I remember that.
Oh, really?
Interesting.
Let me see, how tall was Peter Steele?
Big old hoina.
Six foot eight, it says.
Okay.
Six eight.
That's pretty respectable.
Trying to think of anybody that we've come across to where I've come across in my
times at things that was really tall that I was like, oh, wow.
And I really can't think of anybody where I was like, wow, that's a really tall person.
We introduced, or maybe I just introduced, Buckethead.
He's 6'6.
No, that wasn't me.
He was 6'6.
Okay.
With the bucket tall?
Are they count the bucket?
No, he's naturally very tall.
Okay.
Thirsten Moore from Sonic Youth, 6,6.
Mick Fleetwood from Fleetwood Mac, 6, 6.6.
Hey.
Danny Carey from Tool, drummer, A Tool.
That guy's tall?
6.5.
All right, I didn't know that.
Ed O'Brien from Radiohead, 6'5.
Tom DeLong is 6'4 and Blink?
That makes sense.
He looks tall.
He does look tall.
He looks tall.
All right.
Yeah, I think Peter Steele was left off this list.
He is 6'8.
Yeah, he seems to be the little bigger guys.
Josh Homi from Queen.
of the Stone Age?
They've been putting on some shows lately, just seeing clips of their stuff.
Yeah, he's crushing it right now.
I've never seen them.
That'd be a band to see.
I've been back into Queen to the Stone Age and mastodon this week.
I don't know why, just that sound.
Yeah.
I've been really into crunchy guitars lately.
Billy Corrigan, 6-3.
Oh, that's, okay.
He's a tall one.
I've always thought he was tall.
But you're right, I can't think of anybody.
I don't think we've met anybody.
I'm trying to think of all the years of K rockathons and all the years of random
shows and there's never been anybody where I was like, whoa, man.
How tall's Jericho? We met Jericho.
No, he's 5-9, 5-10. He's not tall.
I was watching Tanked and they did the Jericho episode. He had a tank built for him.
Really? Yeah.
I'm trying to think, and I don't know if it may not have been that tall. I think it might just be
the beard and the hair. The guitarist that tragically drowned in his pond from
that hardcore band.
Oh my God, he's blanked on the name.
We have him here all the time.
I'm never going to remember the name.
I don't know. Somebody in chat might know.
They will. They'll remember it. They'll remember it.
Because I remember him coming to Kay Rockdown and he was pretty tall.
Okay.
But maybe it was just the, you know, the hair and the beard and everything.
But he seemed to be a big old dude.
Now that you say that, I do know that Adam from Kill Switch Engage is tall.
He's a big guy.
All right.
But I've interviewed him and he's a taller guy.
How tall?
All right.
How tall is Adam Killswitch?
He is 6-4.
He's tall.
Adam D.
He's a big tall guy.
Okay.
Jim Ruta, Slipknot, 6-5.
Matt from Trivium is 6-3?
Really?
Is he?
You don't look that tall to me.
Oh, wow.
So who are some tall rock stars?
Who do you guys know?
Who's out there?
Who's man tall?
Gwar was not very tall.
You what? No, it's just the outfits.
The outfits I think.
To make them look real big.
Same with Wayne Static.
He was not very tall, but he had that high hair.
Yep, that's true.
That gave an illusion that he was tall.
Yeah, does that count, though?
What?
Because I think Truman was saying this about Guar and Shaq never in the same room.
I think he's skipping over without even thinking about it.
The fact that Shaq does DJing.
Does that count?
He's a musician.
He is a musician, not a rock star, I guess.
Oh, okay.
We're doing rock stars, rock stars.
Yeah, rock stars.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, I don't know.
Who else do it.
we leave it off the list.
Rick says the guitar player from Seven Dust is really tall.
Does he?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would say Adam from Kill Switch is probably the tallest guy.
I think I've met in person as far as rock stars go.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Good morning.
I don't know.
I think I've lost my mind here at the end of the week.
Rand and Raven.
All right.
Radio World, we will hand you off to the 90s at 9.
Crazy.
What a fun week.
What a long, quick.
week though. It was a good one. It's like, it goes fast, but then you're like,
oh, no, I guess it is only blah, blah, blah.
Mm-hmm.
Again, it's the late Labor Day. It's throwing me off big time.
I know. It really is screwing me up a little bit.
Like the week's leading up to it.
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