The Show - CHUBBY CHASERS
Episode Date: January 20, 2026An epic ending to the college football season. A woman is arrested for pooping at an officer. Chubby Checker was in town to promote a chocolate bar. High Strangeness & the disappearance of a plan...e 75 years ago in Alaska.
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
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What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Happy Tuesday.
How's my East Boylston listeners doing up there?
Right.
Anybody up north of Richland?
How you holding up?
Wow.
You got about a foot so far.
I think there's about two more coming.
Man, I don't even know what those little areas in pink were that have two plus feet right now.
Checking in on our northern listeners.
Are those are just, you think those are just spots?
Those are just fields.
There's a couple spots.
They're just like, listen, don't.
Don't.
We can't put people here.
At least Sandy Cree.
The Greek reporting is closed already up there.
Yeah, you guys are getting hammered up there.
I would imagine they do a scientifically saying a ass ton of remote learning.
Yeah.
And not in that way of like around here where it's a random snow day and they still expect kids to hop on a computer.
They're like, hey, we're going to use.
We have to.
We're going to use more than the state will tell us we're allowed.
Yeah, there's.
Because Albany is like, no, you don't get any more days.
No, two feet of snow of what?
Of snow?
Of what, though?
You still coming in, though?
But when are you going to go into school?
You still coming in, though?
You're still going to be here?
There's plows.
Mm-mm.
Well, good morning, everybody.
Mm-mm.
Happy Tuesday.
How was everyone's Monday?
Good?
Who won that big football game last night?
Was that any good?
A game.
I was asleep.
Unreal.
Honestly, all day, basketball, NBA games were awesome.
Yeah?
There was a couple of random high school games that were on of, like, the best kids.
And then that national championship game ended probably, I'm going to say,
the best year of college football I've ever seen.
Wow.
Games-wise.
We had back-to-back action in Skinny Atlas yesterday to watch that on Huddl.
I mean, that's what you watch back.
Perfect record from a team that's never won a college championship.
16 and oh, bro.
16.
The Hoosiers kept a perfect season by beating the hurricanes.
So I know you love the Hurricanes.
I say that sarcastically.
Just a simple Neil, 2721.
A century of futility is forgotten.
The Indiana Hoosiers are the kings of college football.
What do they do to be so good this year?
Do they, like, change stuff around?
The coach is unreal who is going to get looks from the NFL.
Oh, yeah?
I know it's going to, you know, people are going to want him back in Indiana,
but there's a real big NFL job openings right now.
Buffalo Bills is one of them, unfortunately.
Yeah, that's exactly.
Exactly what I'm thinking.
Yeah.
And this guy is next level coaching.
He's fun to watch on the sidelines with, he's always grumpy.
Yeah.
Even in his, when they won.
They won.
You still mad about it?
He said something or something.
And then the very next sentence was, I mean, we didn't pass protect at all.
Ha ha.
He's like, bro, you just want a natty.
Those are those coaches, though.
But it was never good enough.
It was crazy how back and forth it went and derpy Miami hanging on.
and then Derpy Carson back through an interception at the end for Indiana to seal it when they were driving.
I honestly stood up and started turning like things off, not the TV,
because I was like, these stupid hurricanes are about to march down and score a goddamn touchdown
because what happened was Indiana kicked the field goal with,
they don't have so much time left down the clock, but no timeouts left really for the hurricanes.
But they had like two minutes left.
and there's Miami just going down the field
and all of a sudden interception on like the five.
Who are the two quarterbacks?
Are they going to be big NFL players for Indiana and Miami?
Carson back, I don't know.
As much as I call him derpy, he's a little older
and he didn't really show him too much.
I don't know.
He might get drafted way late.
Who's Indiana's QB?
Mendoza's going number one.
Is he that good?
Yeah, he's going to the, I think it's the Raiders had the first pick.
Wow.
He's going to the Raiders.
Wow.
Congratulations to that man.
It was great. It was a great.
It was a great story.
The game was great.
It was fun.
That was awesome.
How many years has this coach been the Hoosier's coach?
He made it happen pretty quick.
Yeah.
It sounded like he's been there a decade or whatever.
I want to say two, but it might be more.
I'm not really sure.
But not long enough.
Or, you know, not long enough for, you know, most coaches are around forever.
Yeah.
I don't do anything.
This guy.
Oh, that was great, man.
That's awesome.
That was such a good game.
What time did you finally wrap up?
Like a lot.
And it could have gone overtime.
So it's like 11 something.
I'm like, come on.
I don't know how you do it.
Don't do that.
I don't know how you do it.
I was in bed by 8.30 yesterday, man.
Oh, it's too good.
I get cozy.
If it was a blowout, like if Miami was blowing them out,
I definitely would have been like, I'm.
Yeah, get out of here.
Right.
That time.
I'm glad you got a final.
You feel like it was the best college football season?
Yeah, that was unreal.
You've witnessed in a long time.
Games top to bottom.
I mean, Florida State was, they beat Alabama.
Alabama to start the year, and then all sorts of crazy stuff.
It was crazy.
It was not so great, but maybe next year, right?
Yes, I think next year is going to be fun.
They have the former number one, I mean, he hasn't done that great.
Overall recruit coming in at quarterback to the least compete, so that would be fun in Calvin Russell.
Nice.
And then I'm actually interested in the home games, so.
Who's that kid that's playing two sports?
Calvin Russell.
That's Calvin Russell?
Yep.
When does he start with hoops?
I know he's practicing with him.
I don't know.
I like two sport athletes.
Yeah, just to get into like do a dunk in the dome or something.
Just get the fans all riled up.
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Although my meat necklace idea got rejected again.
Oh, did it?
I always suggest. But what I put on?
Hang in some, you know, couple.
Some Slimmy jimmies?
Well, I was thinking like a couple pieces of steak.
Remember how you used to make...
Chicken wing off of there?
Well, what about this?
Remember how you used to make macaroni necklaces with tonal pasta?
Yeah.
What if I just threaded through a bunch of little Slim Jims?
Yeah.
I wore that as a necklace.
I mean, that really would be hilarious.
It would stink.
I mean, yeah.
But, I mean, you're there, and it's just all beer smell anyway, so it would be beer and slim jims.
I don't know who I said.
to it. Somebody on chat was, I think...
Like Names Ma's house. Oh, somebody on chat was like
my dog has seen me to Slim Jim right now.
And I realized, slim jims are
the probably closest
human food to dog food we got out there.
Not the Sully Slim Jems, because I love you.
They are dog treats.
The ones that I didn't put in your candy cans,
I shared with Elsa. I would take a little bite
and then I'd give her the restaurant. Yeah. Because
it's the closest thing to dog treats
that we eat. Yeah.
It really is. They're just like,
compressed, every meat is compressed into a little tube, and then I'll eat 40 of them.
Just the, and the varieties they have.
Yeah, at this point, it's too much.
Endless.
Too much.
Endless.
And I love Slim Jims, but I can't do the monster one or whatever that, like, the, the,
Randy Savage one, the gigantic one.
That one, pardon me, I don't know if he still can, but Hambone can crush that, and it's
awesome.
Wow.
Watching that.
See,
you piece mode on that thing.
Even Putt in our chat who openly talks about doing cocaine and methamphetamine says it's processed
garbage.
So this is a guy who won't eat a slim gym.
And then I told you, I did what people said you're supposed to do and I peeled one.
And it was awful.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It was terrible.
It's not great.
No, there's no way those were made to be peeled.
What is your meat stick of choice?
If you grab them one of the gas station, you would jacks a lynx fella?
You don't like meat sticks?
Not really, no.
And usually it would be a beef jerky, but not anymore.
Yeah, it's like $30 a bag.
It's insanity.
Yeah.
How expensive beef jerky is, because that's usually what I would do is a little jerky jerk.
Yeah, I...
We toy with the idea of getting a dehuman, what of those meat dehydrators or whatever?
Food dehydrated.
Food dehydrated?
Which we toy with that, and that's getting to the point where you got to.
I was gonna for, for the rents,
for Christmas, but I went with a necessarily large popcorn machine and stuff.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
So, you know, there's always next Christmas.
I got to wonder what was going on in this massage parlor if this woman was willing to do what she did.
If the police are showing up, what?
I read how that gets mentioned.
I just remember when just Joe blew up the entire scene here when he mentioned that.
Oh, that handjob website.
And then immediately everybody got raped.
Yep, yeah.
Thanks, Joe.
Well, this is down in Florida.
Excuse my ignorance.
Rules don't apply down there.
Are there massage parlors that are actually just massage parlors?
Yes.
And you can just go get a massage.
Yep.
And even if it looks a little shady, you can just get a massage.
I mean, you kind of probably, I would imagine,
I would avoid some of the shadier looking ones.
But, yeah, I've got a coupon for one somewhere.
Oh, okay, good.
Because I love it.
All right.
So there are some legitimate massage parlors that operate as businesses.
This one, I don't know, I don't know, but the police showed up, so maybe they had suspicion.
This was Fort Walton Beach, arrested Fang Wang for battery.
I know, I know.
Fang Wang.
The incident occurred at Palms of Emerald.
Hold on.
Let me try this again.
Palms of Emerald Coast
Massage Parlor
Department of Health
showed up to conduct a routine inspection
so maybe it is a bub bar
They were just checking to see if anybody was being
rough on any wangs
And then they ended up being rough on a wang
Fang wang became upset
When the inspector tried to come in the
building which you're looking guilty
Fang wang
Fang wang
And then did something I'd like to
Maybe have you helped me understand
Oh no
Would Fang wang do
she defecated toward an officer
I would say similar to how you have fart mic and kind of
she poop
like a dog just spray like trying to spray poop at a
turn all right turn you know that
I think the phrase turn the other cheek
that's what this was that's exactly what this is
turn the other cheek
officers attempted to detain Wang
when she defecated in their direction
to avoid arrest
Police say this was a follow-up visit.
But Wang was slippery.
They couldn't get a go hold on Wang.
As gross as that is,
to have the ability to defecate on demand,
that's coming from me.
Yeah.
Who will eat 25 slim jims.
Like a skunk spraying their scent.
That has to be like the perfect,
I mean, for that time,
perfect good timing storm of what you just said,
a bunch of slim jimms in your belly,
and then the cop show up.
Now all of a sudden you have nervous belly on top of like IBS and stuff.
Uh-huh.
Maybe you could.
That's a situation where you've got to have the body cam footage because no one's going to believe you.
Nope.
You're not going to be like, yeah, she pooped at me.
At me.
Oh, sure, she did.
No, dude, watch the video.
Watch.
She sprays her like a hippo, right at me.
Flops her tail and everything.
She's flopping around.
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You're eating dinner with us.
You're going to come over to the Taco Bell canteen in May.
Manlius.
Come on.
Come.
Come and get a cassidia.
Four to six tomorrow at the brand new Taco Bell
Cantina in Manlius.
Coco and I will be guest bartenders.
More focused on the guest eater than bartender probably.
Yes, you boys going to eat some snacks.
We'll come in with us.
Four to six tomorrow.
We'll bring out all of you guys.
I don't even if we have stickers left.
Do we still have stickers?
Yeah, we got stuff.
We'll bring some stickers.
We'll bring some of that stuff out tomorrow.
And Taco Bell, bud.
Yeah, that's the little.
Don't you have this bag? A woman faces multiple charges after officers discovered drugs
and a bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. Don't you have that?
Hammo got it for me for birthday or Christmas one year, yeah.
Is that what it says exactly? Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Definitely not a bag full of drugs.
And mine has definitely always got drugs in it.
Well, yours is at least just weed. Yes.
Hers had a couple pop brownies. Yeah. Some mushrooms.
Okay. And maybe some other paraphernalia, which I'm fine with all of those things.
Yeah.
Mushrooms and pop brownies, that's fine.
Right?
Wow, thank God they got that off the streets.
Ooh, now.
I was not to make her sound totally innocent.
She was twice the legal limit when she was pulled over.
So the booze gets you again.
Yep, can't be having that.
Booz gets you again.
We're going to be doing that.
You know, you can't have drugs a car.
You got to have like a baby or something.
That diverts their attention.
I was texting Jojo.
I'm last night because your boys' grandpa's cookies were delicious last night.
I'll tell you that much.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Oh, boy.
Definitely not a bag full of drugs, Coco.
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Whiskey Wednesday, tomorrow night, Cocoa Puff's Thursday night,
probably a little house party on a Friday night.
You know how we.
It is.
We're just having fun.
Hot mics all morning, every morning, from 6 to 10 a.m.
A little gaming in there, all of that.
I do like this article on reading on BuzzFeed, because you and I talk about this all the time.
It's like we're just a couple of children in adult suits.
Like, we're walking around doing adult stuff, but I don't feel like an adult.
I don't think I ever will.
No, I'm wearing an oversized ladies' housecoat.
Yeah.
That I specifically asked for for Christmas, so.
Like, I'm with you.
Probably to my wife's chagrin, she would.
rather I do more adult things and grow the hell up, but I, uh, listen.
But, but, but what?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
What I'm going to do?
If we give us specific examples, then maybe we'll do them.
Because these are things,
these are things that people said, they, oh, it feels fake to do it because you're like,
I'm me, a former baby.
A former baby.
I, okay.
You want me to do this.
Yeah.
Things like wearing a business suit to go to work, you're like, what am I doing this?
When we put on fancy outfits, I do feel like that.
You're like, what is this?
Okay, I put on a little costume.
Okay, nice a lot of it.
Nice a lot of it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Filing taxes?
You're like, yeah.
Here you go.
Yeah, sure.
That's how much monies I did.
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
Yeah, that's about time to do that.
I do my own, like an adult, like without any help.
I'm just kidding.
I have that.
I pay for the service where you can just press the button and that turbo tax lady pops up and something's like.
Hi, what can I help you with Mr. Lacey?
I don't know.
I have a good.
I have a guy I pay to do my taxes because I juggle so much wealth and investments and so much investment in homes.
Well, I'm not even joking.
I highly suggest anybody that's not in my situation, you should do that.
Yeah, I just do it because I don't want to screw it up.
Yeah, I just have me and a dog.
A couple people say this.
I work at a grocery store and I just always feel like I'm playing store when I check out things at the register.
Hey, you go.
That's $2.
Like at the strong, you probably never been to the strong.
They don't have mini-weggman's in there?
The most has their...
Oh, they have their mini store?
Their little setup.
It does feel like you're playing store.
Yep.
This one says,
I feel like I'm playing kitchen
when I cook meals from my family.
I do feel like I'm running a fake diner
when I do dad's diner.
That's fun.
I do like that when I'm grilling.
Yep.
I do enjoy that.
I always feel like a fraud
when I go to a bank in person.
Hello.
I am here to talk about money as an adult.
Oh, I like that one.
Hi.
That one doesn't get it.
but I can see that one.
Mailing anything.
Mailing anything makes you feel like a fake adult.
Not a, pardon me, geez.
Not a fake adult, but I do feel like an adult when I'm doing post office stuff.
Uh-huh.
And you're like, yeah, I need to do this.
Yeah, this is going to there.
Yes, this for this.
Okay, thank you.
You know, you're doing government.
You know, look at me.
I'm doing some work here.
Whenever I go to, like, a real adult for the federal government.
Whenever I go to, like, a wedding or some kind of, like, dinner.
And there's other, like, older adults there and they want to talk.
I always feel like I'm totally, I'm like, I shouldn't be in a grown-up conversation.
Where's the kids table?
What are we doing?
Yeah, same.
When that's happening and they're doing businessy talk.
And then they ask my opinion.
Oh, what?
What, oh, me, yeah, invest golf.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Because, yeah, when I'm in an important teams meeting, I have a wall of Muppets comic books just off screen.
Right.
Same in my house.
Like, you can make a.
serious phone call with me, but I've got toys
in this room. Yeah. Oh, you mean the
backdrop with me with my gut out? Yeah.
Yeah, that's, that's behind me. What are
some of the things that make you feel like a phony
adult? Like you're just in a adult
body suit? Being
the person in charge during an emergency,
like when a pipe burst or someone faints,
everyone looks to you as the
adult. What?
Yeah. Yeah. I've told the story
a million times on this on the air, but when
you get sent home with a baby and no one's
there to help you with the baby, you're like,
What am I? Me? Yep, get out of here. Take that baby and go.
Oh? I'm just supposed to bring this baby home?
What? I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Mm-hmm. No, I feel like it on going on like vacation.
Yeah?
Yeah. Because it's, you know, just, I don't know what it is. It's just you could do.
I'm here to check into a hotel room.
Yeah, like I can do anything I want. Yeah.
You know, it's a weird like, that's not how that works.
That is the coolest part when you're like, I have free will and I can do no one.
telling me no, I can't do things.
And then you're supposed to make adult decisions when instead you have
like chicken wings. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to
eat a birth. I'm going to eat cake for dinner.
Yep, yep, cake for lunch.
Before we had kids, my wife went away for a weekend
and I ate nothing but cake for
two days. Just chocolate cake.
It's good. It's good.
I do like chocolate cake. Cambone, I spend at least two hours a day
at work looking for wrestling action figures.
Oh, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
Listen, we're all, we're all just, we're all
former babies in adult suits.
It's all right. We got a chilly.
High Strangness for you today.
The Iceman coming.
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Oh, nice. Grif's currently doing sex.
He's got turkey sausage in the freezers.
I assume that's innuendo.
It's an innuendo.
High Strangeness is the unexplained, the paranormal, the cryptids, all that we love, the mysterious.
Every Tuesday at 7 o'clock here on K-Rock.
And this week, Coco, we have the 75th anniversary of the disappearance of the Air Force C-54 Skymaster, known as the Douglas.
Okay.
January 26th, the 1950, a plane takes off in Alaska, had 34 servicemen, eight crew, two civilians, and root
to Montana and it has never been found.
Now it was the Alaskan wilderness, it was the Yukon.
But now you would think you would see something.
By now, somebody would have found it.
It would have had to have gone maybe like in a different direction.
Instead of like I'm doing like a fork with my fingers, like you would probably have to go left to go to Montana.
But if you just go off a little to the right, you're going out into the ocean.
It's one of the many theories.
Now, it was coming from Alaska to Montana, so it really wasn't over much water, but you're right.
It could just have accidentally...
If it went the wrong direction and just headed right and set a left, eventually you're going to be out there.
I have the story of the plane.
Okay.
And then I have one of the most popular theories.
So it's two different videos.
The story of the plane is basically every two hours it was checking in, and it gets over the Yukon, which is just right where Alaska meets Canada.
Oh, right, so it wasn't over the water.
So by then it wasn't over the water anymore.
No.
checks in this one small air base that says everything's fine,
and then it vanishes. Nobody ever hears from it again.
So let me tell you the story of the plane, and then we'll get into the theories.
Okay.
All right.
On January 26, 1950, one of the largest disappearances of U.S. military personnel in history occurred.
44 people boarded a Douglas C-54 Skymaster at Elmendor Airport Base in Alaska on a routine flight to Great Falls, Montana.
and despite one of the largest search and rescue efforts ever conducted by the U.S. military,
none of them would ever be seen again.
On that fateful day, the now-missing Douglas C-54D was scheduled to fly 34 U.S. servicemen
from Alaska to Montana.
Hone Gord were also eight crew members, the pilot, co-pilot, and instructor pilot,
a navigator, radio operator, and three flight engineers.
There were also two civilians, the wife of Master Sergeant Robert Espy, Joyce Espy,
and their two-year-old son Victor.
Joyce Espy was also seven months pregnant at the time.
She was flying south to Colorado to visit family there
and give birth to the couple's second child.
Everyone on board the plane that day would be fitted with a parachute,
even Joyce Espy.
Seated with her was Robert's best friend Roy Jones,
who was flying back to the lower 48 states to be discharged from the army.
Robert Espe would later state to her reporter a few days after the plane was reported missing
that his last words to his wife were,
If you have to jump, give the baby to Roy.
The plane attempted to take off early that morning,
but the engine problems caused the plane to remain at Elmendorf Air Force Base
until the necessary repairs were completed.
Finally, around 1 p.m. local time that day,
mechanics gave the all-clear for the plane,
and it took to the air on its approximate eight-hour flight.
The weather that day was all clear, but the temperatures were extremely cold.
At ground level, the temps were around negative 25 degrees.
During much of its flight that day,
The C-54 followed an established air route called Airway Amber 2.
This route was established during World War II and approximately follows the Alaska Highway
as it snakes its way through the Canadian Rockies.
In 1950, the popular air route was provided with its own radio station and an emergency
airstrip about every 100 miles.
The plane made regular radio contact, which was standard procedure during its flight,
frequently radioing their situation reports and everything seemed to be going just fine.
At 309 p.m. around two hours after departure from Elmendorf Air Force Base, the C-54
made one of its routine situation reports. It stated that it was flying at approximately 10,000
feet over the town of Snag in the Yukon Territory and that they expected to reach the next
radio station located in Ajaat for about 30 minutes. This standard situation report would be the
last time anyone ever heard from the plane. So it checks in and snag.
Okay. We'll check in again in 30 minutes. Yep. Never checked in again.
Nobody ever heard from it.
They set out what you heard in the video, the largest military, like, retrieval operation ever.
And nothing?
U.S. military went out, Canadian military went out, to look for this plane.
Yeah, and you don't, that's so weird to not see.
To not know where it was.
Now, obviously, you heard in there, there were some engine problems earlier that morning.
Yeah, that's what I, when I, soon as I said that, I was like, oh, boy, here we go.
And I hear that the most popular kind of, I guess, resolve would be that this plane crashed.
Yeah, but...
But the creepy part is nobody in 75 years has found this wreckage.
You would see...
Any evidence of it.
Something.
Any evidence of it.
So why is this a high strangeness?
Well, because that is part of what is known as the Alaskan triangle.
We have the Bermuda triangle, and we have the Alaska triangle.
Gotcha.
Where there's a lot of weird things that happen.
in the Alaska Triangle right there where the Yukon meets, you know, Alaska.
Where the rubber meets the road.
So why would I suspect anything other than a plane crash?
Well, because there is a lot of stories of pilots encountering either electromagnetic forces in that exact area.
Oh, boy.
Time portals in that exact area.
Yeah.
And alien spacecraft.
And the video I have here is of a Japanese pilot.
you're going to hear his voice calling in.
This is a more, this is not the 50s, this is pretty modern.
Calling in an encounter in this exact area with a wild UFO situation.
All right?
So, well, yes, that plane could have crashed and gotten covered in snow drifts, very likely.
It's also a pretty creepy part of Alaska to be flying a plane.
This is a, this came from the Travel Channel.
This is a recount of a pilot.
Now this Japanese pilot was a former fighter pilot.
And then he flew commercial planes.
So people take his experience very seriously.
Captain Tarucci had 20 years experience as a commercial airline pilot.
But as flight 1628 flew deeper into the triangle,
he would witness something never before seen.
At 5.11 p.m., the captain looks off to the left and about 2,000 feet below him are what he
Thanks for military aircraft, because who else would be up here with him at 35,000 feet.
So Captain Tarucci radioed Anchorage Air Traffic Control at 519 p.m.
What follows is the actual recording of communication from the cockpit.
Soon, air traffic control picked up a high-speed object, tracking the 747.
Oh, okay, shot picking up the hit on the radar.
Approximately five miles in trail on your six o'clock position.
That's actual air traffic control saying, yes, we are picking up something in your position.
Jim Derry was an investigator for the Federal Aviation Authority at the time.
At first, they weren't too frightened when they saw the lights.
They thought it was another aircraft.
But our air traffic control people contacted the military.
A controller radioed the regional command center at the nearby U.S. Air Force base, Elmendorf,
to see if the mysterious aircraft belongs.
to them.
Nah, they said, nah.
Air traffic control is saying,
verifying that you do not have anybody,
and then Almondorf says this isn't a firm.
We do not have anybody up there.
Unable to identify these unknown aircraft,
the air traffic controllers were troubled.
Could this be an incursion from Cold War foe Russia,
or something more sinister?
Our big concern was when you have something
at 35,000 feet that's not under air traffic control,
it is a major safety hazard.
But what happened next suggested these certainly weren't Soviet, and they were no ordinary planes.
So if you're just tuning in, let me get you caught up.
Let me get you caught up on today's high strangeness.
It is the 75th anniversary of the disappearance of the C-54 Skymaster known as the Douglas.
It had 34 servicemen, eight crew, and two civilians.
It was en route to Montana.
Takes off in Alaska, goes through this route, which is also known as the Alaska Triangle,
and disappears. No one has ever found the wreckage. No one knows where the plane went.
It's been 75 years since this plane went missing. Nothing came up.
And a lot of you were saying what could be very likely. It could have just crashed into the Yukon,
covered in snow, no one's ever going to find it. That's fine.
But I have evidence here from actual pilots saying that in the exact same area
is where they would encounter UFOs, different electromagnetic activity, just weird stuff.
And it's known as the Alaskan triangle.
This is a Japanese pilot just flying a 747 through exactly where this plane went missing.
And he's now encountering something up at 35,000 feet that nobody can identify.
It's not a military thing.
It's not anything that, you know, is it the Russians we don't know?
No, it's not.
Now it approaches his plane.
Now this thing starts to approach his plane at 35,000 feet.
They were about to perform a gravity-defined maneuver.
Something impossible happens.
These two things instantly jumped from 2,000 feet below
to shooting forward to a position in front of the aircraft.
Jets can move quite quickly, of course,
but there's nothing that can do that.
The objects exhibited, according to Captain Tarucci,
a complete disregard to the limits of gravity.
The hell?
It would start, it would stop, it would accelerate.
Can you imagine what that must have been like.
You've never seen anything like that in your life.
UFO investigator James Fox believes these were extraterrestrial.
UFOs have the ability to appear in one spot and literally blink out and appear in another location.
Conventional aircraft don't do that.
This was a bona fide UFO encounter that was documented on radar and had visual confirmation.
Now, just 500 feet ahead, the unidentified aircraft started closing in on the 747.
Captain Tarucci was terrified of a mid-air collision.
The captain is saying these lights are unlike anything he's ever seen before.
No wings or real fuselage in the conventional sense that we would think of,
and he still can't identify what these things are.
Now, the captain will eventually, I'm not done playing this yet,
but the captain will eventually draw what he saw.
Yeah.
And if you want to jump in Twitch and obviously we're watching,
the footage here, but I'll explain it.
It's like a big looking basketball thing.
Like, we all picture UFOs like the flat saucers.
This one he said was like a giant ball.
He was holding the picture, the very first picture they showed of him.
Yeah, it looked like a basketball with a very thin rip.
Like a seam or something.
Around it, and that was it.
The unidentified flying objects continued to close in.
The lights become so bright.
They fill up the cockpit.
and then the aircraft began to shake.
If this is an otherworldly type of flying object,
then these could quite possibly be some types of scan.
Maybe infrared, heat-based initially,
and then ultrasonics could account for the aircraft shaking.
So incredible was this encounter
that the captain said he could feel the heat on his face
from the craft next to him.
And at that point, of course, he's very, very concerned
because what is this thing?
or things, and why are they so close to his aircraft?
Then the UFOs mysteriously disappeared.
Oh, okay.
So now he's calling into air traffic control to say it went away.
So he thinks.
With the calm of the Alaskan night skies around him,
Captain Tarucci and his crew assumed this terrifying UFO encounter was over.
Captain Tarucci and his crew said they watched in terror
as another huge UFO approached their 747.
Its size and scale left the season pilot awestruck.
So now he's like, all right, were those other smaller ones just like scouting me
and now this is the mother, like the mother ship is coming to me?
Right.
What the...
This is a Japanese pilot recounting what he witnessed in the Alaska triangle
where the C-54 Skymaster, the Douglas, went missing 75 years ago this week.
This is crazy.
It's quite big still coming like a formation, he says.
What came back was the mother ship, the size of an aircraft carrier, only walnut-shaped
and could only have been a UFO.
Eight to ten times as big as his aircraft in height and width, and he is astonished.
Anchorage Air Traffic Control alerted the nearby U.S. Air Force Base Elmendorf.
Amazingly, they too had picked up the hostile, unidentified aircraft on radar.
Yeah, it's one else two of you.
We have for a front of us.
It was a large aircraft of some kind.
In the radar dots that were picked up, it moved very rapidly.
And the military people said we checked out our primary target
with another piece of equipment we have here, and it also detected it.
The fact that it's correlated now between not only a civilian control agency on the ground,
but the Regional Operations Center at Omendorf, to me means this is something we have to take very seriously.
Air traffic control were so concerned they hatched a plan of emergency.
In a rare move, they advised the 747 to make a drastic maneuver.
The requesting a request you're making three things sort of a...
They're requesting it make a 360-degree turn.
Okay.
This is actual recording of it.
Number of 747 is not a fighter jet.
It takes about five minutes at that altitude and airspeed to turn a 747 360 degrees.
And you're talking about trying to get away from unidentified objects that have been bouncing back and forth between the horizon and you.
So he really doesn't have any type of evasive or escape maneuver.
With few options left, flight 1628 descended to 31,000 feet.
and started its 360-degree turn.
Is it following him, they said?
It looks like it is, yes.
The UFOs continued to stalk the airliner.
Air traffic control had one last choice, military action.
Would you like military to scramble on the traffic, they say, negative, negative?
The air traffic controller says,
would you like our military to send some fighter jets up to have a look?
And he says, negative, negative.
Not just once but twice.
He's very emphatic about this.
The captain refused a fighter jet
because he feared it could provoke a hostile response
as it's believed happened in the infamous Mantell incident of 1948.
Infamous.
Well, it goes on.
I'll post the whole footage.
They eventually do.
The hell.
The aircraft starts to shake the plane
and they do eventually separate.
I'll post the whole thing of there.
There's just an encounter and then that plane lands safely.
That's crazy.
of the Alaskan triangle
on the 75th anniversary
of the C-54 Skymaster
that went missing January 26,
1950. It has never been found. There's never been evidence of the plane
crash found anywhere. They don't know what happened.
But that is a story of
a fighter pilot
turned commercial pilot
who encountered a UFO up in the exact same spot.
So it happens a lot of that stuff getting
declassified now where we can see all this
stuff. Listen, I know it's some of it can be.
into cool videos and stuff.
Some of it can be unbelievable, silly, all that,
but that's what high strangeness is.
Yeah, that's the point.
This was a long one today.
That was awesome.
That was a real good one.
If you want to watch more about the Alaskan Triangle,
I'll post that travel channel video.
A century of futility is forgotten.
The Indiana Hoosiers are the kings of college football.
What a way to finish this playoff, 16 and 0.
Wow.
2026, college football, national champions,
Coach Kurt Zignity and Indiana Hoosha!
If you keep your nose down in life and keep working, anything is possible.
Great job tonight.
Great job by our fans.
Who?
National champion, I think they want to sing their song.
Absolute Cinderella story.
A coach goes 27 and 2.
Unreal.
In two years this season.
Queens would be singing Queens. We are the champions, but here they are.
Undefeated season.
What an amazing game.
The Heardons trophy winner from right here in Miami, the Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza.
Great time. Let's go!
What a game. You said it was fantastic.
It was an unbelievable game. Blocked punts for touchdowns, big plays, comebacks, taking the leads, defensive plays.
I have never.
Oh, my God.
I've never watched an Indiana game in my life.
But this Fernando Mendoza, you're telling me, he's going number one.
He's going to go to the Raiders.
There's your, here.
That's what you get.
You get to go to the Raiders.
But this dude is media trained.
I've never seen him talk before.
Yeah, he's really good.
He's really good.
He's really good.
After the game yesterday.
There was an epic moment in this game.
It is the fourth quarter.
You're leading by just three points.
And coach decides to go for it on fourth down.
What did he say to you in that huddle?
And how did you execute it?
That's one of our team.
We're always going to put all the on the line.
And you know, I want to give all the glory and thanks to God.
They're my offensive line been blocked perfectly.
And we're able to execute the team towards a common goal,
had the Indiana Hoosier synergy to score and then give our team a chance to win the game.
How did you get it in there though?
You had to go airborne, Fernando.
I had to go airborne and I'll dive for my team.
Whatever they need me to do, they need me to take, you know,
shots from the front and the back, whatever it is,
I'm going to die for my team out there,
and I know they're going to do the same for me.
That's what makes us so close,
and that's what makes this national championship so special.
so special. What a great
dude. He's got a great vibe to
him. Yeah. Although
I mean, if athletes
could please stop.
What? Asking God for help with their sportiness
please. I feel like he's got other stuff to do.
He's got a lot going on, but he's got time.
He's a little busy. He's got a time. But
yeah, no, he's great.
That play, I was saying
that that run he had
was
going to go down
in the likes of which when we
see the John Elway running the Super Bowl when he gets hit and does that like helicopter spin.
Like that was one of the best plays in the history of college football, really, just because of the importance of it.
It was awesome.
That game was so good.
Big win.
That was a great man.
For the Indiana Hoosiers last night, went 16 and O, completely undefeated this season.
Yep.
Which, how often does that ever happen?
That's never happened.
It's undefeated.
Yeah, 16 and 0 has never happened.
Wow.
That's unreal.
And now, I mean, yeah.
One story.
Super Bowl and everything, but if we could please hurry up and get to April,
where we could do some draft.
Start talking about the draft.
We do not say, this actually leads into all the coaching news,
as if you didn't know, yesterday, Sean McDermott was released by the Buffalo Bills.
Yeah, somebody had to bite the ball.
The simple explanation was Josh Allen or Sean McDermott.
Right.
You're not getting rid of Josh Allen.
Yeah.
It's just the way it is with coaching.
A lot of coaching shakeups, it seems, this year.
Oh, crazy.
Dolphins need a coach.
Steelers need a coach.
Bill's need a coach.
Giants have Harbaugh now, right?
Yep, he went there.
Stefanski went somewhere.
I forget.
There's a couple that have filled up that there are people have gone places.
The D guy from the Rams, I think, went to the, was it to the dolphins?
A couple jobs have filled up.
So there's a couple openings left, and they're the big ones.
Reven's Bills.
And I forget who it was somebody in Twitch said it.
I didn't even think about that, Dable to the Bills.
That, I mean, you reunite Josh Allen with Dable who got him his first real success.
And then had that poor crap with stupid Danny Dimes.
But would people be mad because he didn't do well with the Giants?
But he did amazing work with Josh Allen and the Bills before.
That's where he was before.
I think that's, I don't know who you bring in into Buffalo.
because again, it wasn't, I'm sure,
and I'm sure the bill's owners and management will say it.
It's not because McDermott sucks or anything.
It's just sometimes things get old.
You got to move in a different direction.
Crap like that.
As a football nerd, do you feel like McDermott wasn't calling the right plays?
Like, what could you point to?
You know, with that, I mean, I don't know.
There's only so much Josh Allen can do.
And, I mean, there are a couple play calls here or there,
but their defense always had good play calling.
Their offense was usually pretty good.
There wasn't really much that McDermott did wrong.
It seemed like the team really liked him.
Oh, they loved him.
They loved him.
That's what I mean.
It's just sometimes, you know what I mean?
Yeah. It's just a matter of...
So why does that tie in?
It's because this Indiana Hoosiers coach is obviously getting all the attendant.
What's his name?
Kurtz.
I always say it wrong.
Siniati.
Sinieti.
You think he stays in Indiana or takes one of these NFL jobs?
I mean, what else, I mean, what else you do in Indiana?
You just did it all. Yeah, what else you do in Indiana? He just had the two best years.
Your first year you show up, you're amazing.
The second year you show up, you go.
Signetti.
Yeah.
The best undefeated season of all time.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, what do you do?
What do you do?
It's not going to get better.
And that's the problem that every woman was ever better with E says.
It's not going to get better than this.
It's not going to get better.
So why even continue to date other people?
He's going to be, they said he got a raise.
That doesn't matter.
But still, like, you have to live up to that every year now.
Yes.
If you don't go 16 and 0, the fans are going to be like, well, they're falling apart.
You don't want a championship every year.
Which they've got a couple pieces coming in.
So they're not, I mean, yes, they're losing the Heisman winner.
Yeah.
That's also true.
But they've got a couple good pieces coming in.
I can look to Syracuse and we had a big year and then the next year not so much when the quarterback was different.
Exactly.
And you never know, you kind of got a strike while the iron's hot.
It's never going to be higher than this.
I don't see Indiana winning next year.
Okay.
So if anything, you don't, you know, the interest goes down a little bit unless he does
another amazing run.
I don't know.
It'd be up to him.
If he's looking to ever go to the NFL, you go.
You go now.
You go now.
If the Ravens ask.
Yeah.
Or the Steelers ask.
Why are those because they have good teams?
Ravens have a great core.
They've got a margin.
Jackson. They're usually really good.
The Steelers have longevity.
They've only ever had, what, three or four coaches and they've history of their program.
And the bills got to John.
Yeah, got you.
Tomorrow, four to six p.m.
We will be live at the brand new Taco Bell Cantina in Manlius.
We'll be guest bartending, guest eating, mostly eating, a little bit of bartending.
But we'll be out there.
Come get dinner with us.
We'd love to have you stop by.
Four to six tomorrow, manliest.
Because it's fancy.
It's a restaurant.
Do they have a drive-thru?
Oh, I don't know.
I'm sure they have to, right?
If you got a Taco Bell, you got to have a drive-thru.
I've never done a drive-thru before.
I would take a drive-thru order.
No, this Taco Bell is only sit-down dining and you've got to wear a full suit.
No, jacket requires.
It might be sitting-down only.
I'm not sure because it's the old firehouse.
I don't know if the parking lot is conducive to drive-thruing.
Yes, drive-thead.
Nice.
Yeah, you got to.
I've never done that before.
I'm going to try to do one of those.
I want to work the drive-thru a little bit?
Just for a minute, just to see.
See what's going on?
Oh, got to Taco.
Are you using the app?
Yeah, check in for Josh.
Okay.
Please put forward.
Hi, this is Cody.
Can I talk to take your order, please?
What can I get for you?
Uh, yeah, checking in for Josh.
Yeah, postings right.
I went to the Taco Bell Cantina in Vegas, and it's just, it's a party down there.
excited. This one is like, you're kind of taking all my favorite things and putting them together because it's Taco Bell, I love that.
Yep. It's got booze. I love that. Yep.
They have live music at Taco Bell, which is great. Yep. I should DJ a set at Taco Bell. Why haven't I thought of that?
You could absolutely DJ a set or even just play an acoustic set with your guitar and mouth.
How funny would that be to perform at a Taco Bell? I've never done that.
That'd be awesome. They've had a couple people do it already. They do it every weekend so far.
So just Joey was over there, just Josephino.
Yep.
They've got, it's like a little sports bar, so if you want to watch the game.
You can watch it there.
They have a bar, yeah, it's a bar.
Yeah, sheesh says they serve liquor.
Yeah, that's the gimmick.
Yeah.
It's an up, I guess an upscale version of a Taco Bell.
Yeah, DJ Chalupa, check and handball.
That's huge.
DJ sour cream in the house.
Well, it is National DJ Day, do you know that?
It's National DJ Day and National Cheese Day.
I am both of those things.
Yeah, that's a good day.
I'm just my favorite day.
I'm a good day, Tater.
But, yeah, we don't really do that much of that anymore.
You do what doing the house party.
Yeah, I don't know if I were disc jockeys in here anymore.
No, when I get asked for professional reasons, like, you know what my occupation is,
I usually just say like on air or media or news.
Media personality.
I don't even know what this job is.
But I definitely don't say radio DJ.
Like, I absolutely used to.
Keep up radio DJ.
Yeah, I guess it used to have a little more cachet than it does now.
Now we just talk and fart into microphones for jobs.
Yeah.
Well, it is National DJ Day because January 20th,
1965 is when Alan Freed passed away.
Oh, great.
Now, we always learned he was a bad guy because he was taking payola, right?
And then we say, don't do what Alan Freed did.
Whenever you go to school of broadcasting.
No payola.
He was the first person inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1986.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's cool.
Speaking of which, Chubby Checker was in town this past weekend and nobody knew but Channel 9.
No.
He snuck in.
Did he just drive to Channel 9 to do a press?
I'm here for a little bit.
Hello?
And I'm going to split.
For those you knew to the show, we are obsessed with Chubby Checker.
His lifestyle's fascinating to us.
Yeah.
He used to come to the fair every year.
Then they snubbed him.
And then they finally got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and he snubbed them.
Yeah.
He's like, oh, what did he?
do with the Rock and Hall of Fame? He told his
manager to absolutely book me the
day of the Rock and Roll Hall Fame
somewhere else. I respect the man's
hustle. The dude never stops
grinding. And then he was here to show off
those awards. He came here. He
went on News Channel 9. He brought his
Rock and Roll Hall Fame trophy. He brought a new
candy bar he's hawking. Yeah, the checker
The checker bar. Looks good. Looks pretty
good. It looks good. It looks good. A little chocolate and
vanilla mixed back and forth. Like, I feel
like we got to get in like
we got to be part of his press junk.
That'd be great.
I've just become obsessed with Chubby Chucker.
Chep Chubby Chalker.
What did I say?
Chebby Chacker. Oh my God.
His name's not making sense.
You did that and it totally ruined.
I couldn't think of his name anymore.
My brain just like shortwired itself.
I be chubbies.
Chubbies.
Checker.
Checkers.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But he was in town this past weekend.
Did he?
He was on Bridge Street.
He did a news.
He took his bus, right?
I just always envisioned him driving in that Trubby Checker boss.
He's got his bus, right?
Yeah.
The one that was parked by the stage every year at the fair.
He drives absolutely himself.
Yep.
And then it's like...
Don't even old driver?
And I get it.
I don't want you to think I'm picking on Trubby Checker.
I'm just fascinated by him.
No, it's interesting.
So do you think?
He's a hustler and he's 80-something.
Do you think he shows up?
He does his media appearances.
Yep.
And then, like, he sleeps on the bus?
Like, right.
Not like right at two o'clock.
Maybe at two o'clock.
He gets off the air, be like, all right, everybody.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Goes right to sleep.
Him is a character and fascinates me.
But like, does he like pull it into a Walmart and like there's a chubby checker bus?
And that's where he sleeps.
He's not going to spend money on a hotel if he's got a boss.
He's got a boss.
Why would he?
I could absolutely see that.
He pulls into like a Marriott parking lot or something.
I can see him like one of those hotels off carrier circle.
Just being in that one of those parking lots.
Because as two people who work quite regularly with current rock stars,
they can be a real pain in the ass.
Yeah.
Chubby seems like he's the chillest dude ever.
Man chill.
Yep.
King,
King,
that's our name.
We're Chubby Chasing.
We're Chubby Chasers.
I mean.
We're Chubby Jason.
That's it right there.
I did see Checking on Choppie was one of the suggestions,
but we're definitely Chubby Chaser.
That's our sagging.
That's a segment.
Chuckin' on Chubby with a couple of chubby Jaisers.
Our Chubby Checker fandom, we're Chubby Chasers.
We love them.
Yep, yep.
He's in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.
Cracker Barrow parking lot.
He parks his boss.
He spends the night on it.
It has a good meal.
But like, I just want to know his day.
Like, how did he end up?
Did he have a show anywhere around here?
Did he drive up here just to do the news?
I think it was just one of those, he's one of those guys that gets the
attention up here in Central New York for whatever the hell reason, more so than others.
Remember, it was like the Benny Mardonis, Hermann's Hermits,
Bowser from Shannana.
He has no dates on his calendar.
No, hell no, it's the wintertime.
So he must have just drove his bus up to here.
He wants to come see his friends at a rich street.
News Channel 9.
It's like when you feed a seagull and they keep coming back.
New Channel 9 gave him a lot of attention and now he's like,
in town.
Yep.
Yep.
You want me to stop?
Good for you, Chubby.
Good for you.
And I do love
the, I'll stop talking
about Chubby Chack.
I just, I can't stop thinking about it.
Hey, never.
Don't you love.
Stop talking about Chubby Check.
That when Chubby does news
or like a broadcast,
he's in a suit and time.
It's my, it's my favorite thing about him.
But when he goes on stage,
it's Canadian tuxedo.
It's denim jacket, denim jeans.
I love that he does that.
Yes.
Because that's his rock and roll persona.
Yep.
5 a.m.
Hits out of the fairgrounds, full suit.
1 p.m., same fairgrounds,
100 yards back from where the interview was.
Jeans and a jacket.
That's his vibe.
I love it.
That's his guy.
Nebraska with a great theory.
Maybe he has a girlfriend in CNN.
Maybe he's got hos on every area code.
Chubby Jacker does.
Listen, we're not the only Chubby Jasers.
Do you think that News Channel 9 booked him or he just showed up?
You think he just like, hark, hark?
Hey, yo.
Hey, you need a spot to fill out on Brew Street?
And they put him on.
They're like, ah, Trubby Checkers here?
What about tomorrow?
All right, I'll hang.
It's January 18th.
I know, but he's just here.
You'll hang until tomorrow?
Yeah.
Can I park my boats in the Bargallon?
I'll be on there.
Because it's back there already.
Oh, I love Trubby Checker.
Do not forget about the CNY Baroo Fast Wildcat Sports Pub.
C&Y Brewfast over at the Great New York State Fairground,
Saturday, January 31st,
2006 year by Lord.
Yeah, we'll be a dog.
Get tickets right now, CNYBrewfast.com.
The theme is lumberjack,
even though Cousin'J's friends won't believe him.
Nope.
It is flannel lumberjack theme.
So come have a good time.
Two sessions.
Gotta wear suspenders.
No axes allowed.
Oh, shirtless with suspenders.
That's what I mean, that's what I wear.
Like all the hunky guys on TikTok the ladies like
who are doing like log chopin and stuff.
where they whip those logs up into the air and they splice them on their axes.
And they're all sweaty and tattooed.
Not that I watched those videos.
No, no, not at all.
Shut up.
Sweat drips off their nipples.
Such glistening bodies on those men.
It seems like, it's funny that I'm doing this the same day I did a missing airplane story,
but it seems like airplane travel just gets worse and worse.
Yeah, every story, there's no, they need a new PR team.
Airplanes, airplanes, in general, all airplanes?
All airplanes.
Well, WestJet Airlines.
was initially going to do
non-reclinable economy seating.
Like these airlines want to stuff our fat bodies
as many on top of each other.
Because it makes an extra $20.
They want us shoved in there.
It's awful.
Well, people pushed back.
And they're like, dude, we're paying you hundreds of dollars.
Please let us recline.
Here's one of the videos where a woman's parents were jammed into the seats.
You just straighten out your legs there?
Impossible.
Just straight-knit.
Mom, how about you?
Yeah, well, I'm going to be sharing my leg space right now.
New planes.
You have to pay for the other leg.
And speaking of someone with long legs, that sucks.
Because you got nowhere to put them.
If the seat in front of you is too close.
I remember being on the plane's like, if I'm cramped, I can't imagine taller people.
It's just, it's unnecessary.
All you do is just take out like two seats.
And I bet everybody would have so much more room.
But how would that help the shareholders value, Cody?
That's the thing.
You're not thinking about the shareholders.
We never ever think of the billionaires here in this show.
That's our downfall.
You're thinking about the passengers and the customers.
You're not thinking about the shareholders.
The billionaires and the millionaires need more monies.
The 75 cents per person that will now make them, they need that.
I'm being selfish.
Okay, you're being selfish.
Tomorrow from four to six.
Four to six p.m.
Four to six p.m. Four of six.
We will be at the brand new Taco Bell canteena in manliness.
We'll be out there.
Serving up drinks.
Eating some food.
Hanging with you guys.
We'd love it if you stopped by and said, hey.
Come on.
Come on here.
Welcome here.
Come on.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and this is a guy whose wife is a lawyer.
She was looking for work in Chicago, and he used his tools to help her.
to us. He's got a TikTok account and he knows out of them write songs. So he wrote a song
asking somebody to please hire his wife. Oh boy. That's already going to be really quince.
It worked though. Oh really? I haven't listened to it yet. I wanted to hear it with you.
It's going to be quinge. Somebody hire my wife. My wife is an attorney. She's a lot smarter than me.
She's sucking for legal work in Chicago or writing. She's the go. Let me tell you her experience.
She's the other deals vehicular.
Animal cruelty and SVU, I swear to God, if you hire her,
should be a great addition to your crew.
I like that guy.
All right.
That's funny.
It's cringe on purpose, you know?
It's a little quench on purpose.
No need to do a four-up.
Please hire my wife because she's got some skills.
That's low-key, real dope.
Lo-key dope.
Yeah.
That was Loki dope.
I wonder what he does.
I wonder if he's in like a situation like,
I am where my wife is the breadwinner and she
is in charge of everything. I mean, I wish
that's the dream. That's the dream, bud.
It is the dream. Low key,
the dream, bro. She was throwing darts at me
yesterday, though. Uh-oh. Because she's
counting down to 55. Like literal?
Not, like, just verbal darts.
Because she gets to retire at 55.
Yeah. She's like, when I'm done at 55,
we're going wherever the kids go.
Like, wherever the kids move to, she wants to be
there. She's like, not like you could ever retire.
Yeah, teachers are always too nice, though. They never
retire 55.
She's...
They all say that, but then they're like,
oh, they care too much
because they're all helpful and all that. She's a speech pathologist.
She can do things like privately and stuff,
but I think she needs a barric. She's tired.
It's a long run.
Yeah. What do we...
Or she'll hang her. I don't know what she'll do, but... Help them kids not say
quinge.
Yeah, I... My job is to just...
I got to work to, like, drop that in here.
We're a widowly quinge.
We are widowly quinge.
So good... That's exactly what I would have done.
Yeah.
Because I have no skills to go get a job.
Yeah.
I would say, please hire.
my wife because she is smart and good at things
and I don't have brains.
Attorneys get paid a lot, so please.
Pretty, please.
Please hire my wife so I can stay home and play with my sound machines.
Thank you.
Oh, nice.
I want to play on computer while wife go job.
I mean, yeah, if any attorneys out there need, you know,
trophy husband.
Oh, right here.
He's right here.
Shark King.
Like some black socks because it does stain.
It's going to stain your socks.
Oh, good idea.
I only, I weirdly, I don't even think I have any white socks anymore.
I went from all white sock to all black socks.
That happens as you get older.
Yeah.
That happens.
There's something I was about white socks where I'm like, oh, I'm going to make me look how old.
I bought a pack of these these van socks that I wear.
Yeah, those are different.
Yeah, I like those.
I'm sure I have some with a little somethings on.
I pretend that I'm still young.
Hey, hey, we are spry young.
We're youthful.
Gentlemen.
We're full of energy.
Yots.
What?
Susan's never it was.
Yeah, I know, Susan.
I'm sorry.
Yop.
A Vee in chat says, if you've been.
Put a Wawa pretzel on your dash with the defroster on.
It'll keep it warm and soft.
That's a nice little hack.
That's a good idea.
We had pretzels.
Where do we go?
Oh, we ate at the Skinny Atlas Lakehouse Pub yesterday for lunch.
Nice.
Yep.
I don't know exactly where that is.
No, but I've driven by all those places a million times.
I've looked at their menus.
Did you get the chicken wings?
Sun did.
They looked good on the pictures where they top notch.
I'll run through the whole table if you want.
I do know that I like that very much.
I got the Philly cheese steak.
Okay.
With some fries.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a good lunch menu.
The youngest got buffalo tender, so I guess not wings.
Buffalo tenders.
I just like it.
Were they good?
Were they good?
Okay.
Clutch.
Good.
Uh, wife got shrimp tacos with onion rings.
But they look really good.
She's fancy, though.
She likes that stuff.
That's what I mean.
Oldest got cheese cassidia.
Oh, we got Zadilla.
With some fries.
Mother-in-law got the biggest plate of loaded nachos I've ever seen.
My mother is a little baby.
My mother-in-law is a little baby bird.
She eats like,
She eats like two peanuts a day
That like sustains her
Yeah
When they brought the plate out
I go you'll
This is a joke
That's great
There's not any way
Chicken or beef
Chicken
Chicken
Nice
And then my father-in-law
Got the beef on whack
People love that
I love a beef on whack
I think I've tried
But we started
With pretzel logs
Oh
That's what good
The honey mustard
Good spot
You don't like a beef on whack
I don't know if I do or not
Is it
It's the
It's like the
Like the beat with the
I shruke
Right
And they dump it all over
But the chemoac roll is what makes it.
It's like a saltier roll.
And sometimes those rolls are way too salty for me.
Also, sometimes they have a horse radish on them that can be clearing out.
That's what I like.
And they had a good horse radish over there.
You know that's made out of real horses?
It is?
Good.
They take a horse and a radish and they put it in a blender and you go horse radish.
And you squeeze out what the juices are.
I hate hair metal.
I always have.
I think it sucks, like glam rock and all that stuff.
So I don't really care about a poison re-anniversary tour.
No.
But did you see why they?
They called it off.
So Poison was going to do their 40th anniversary tour.
But Brett Michaels wants all the upstate money for himself.
Yeah, how'd you guess?
Oh, that's just what I figured because he comes up here and does it himself.
Why would he want to split that?
Exactly.
Brett Michaels demanded 600% more than the rest of the band.
Because he can come up here and do all of Poison songs and get paid that.
Yeah, that's all, like, he's figured out a way to screw his band over and be like,
I'm just going to go do on Skinny Bop without C.C.
see Bobby and Ricky. I'm going to go do it myself.
Real nice upstate New York. You killed poison.
They said, Ricky Rocket says he wanted the lion's share of the money to the point where
it makes it not possible to even do it. He wanted $6 to every one of our dollars. You just can't
work this way. Not like that. I can see him like if it was a three to one.
Fine. It's Brett Michaels. Yeah, it's a friend Michael. It's no longer poison from
88. Right. It's people are clamoring for us.
The basis.
Yeah, no one cares about, I mean, some people care about Ricky Rocket and C.C. DeVille, but it's one of those where...
They want to go see Brett.
Yes, it's one of those where, be thankful that you're going to get a little money out of this.
You know, because, again, hop on board.
No one's going to be offering you the same money to tour solo as, you know, I drum for poison.
He's working on, he said, finding a replacement for Brett and doing the tour without him isn't out of the question.
Yes, yes, it is.
Who?
What are you going to do?
Or, you just.
Chris Gaines out there.
Come on.
You're right?
Or you just don't have to.
Yeah, just don't do it.
Because again,
but there's so much money to be made, you know?
Well, just you see how many people show up to just Brett Michaels around here.
Yeah.
But I'm going to say, are people really clamoring for poison?
I think the same people that would go to Brett Michaels would go to poison.
I don't think.
Yeah.
I'm probably way off.
I don't think he sells any more tickets with poison.
Like, if you're like Brett Michaels at the amphitheater or poison.
at the end of there, I think he sells as many.
Insert, state fair, grandstand
things. Or casino, yeah, I apologize, yeah.
But, yeah, it's, uh,
I don't know. Yeah, so I mean, it's not
a surprise that he wanted more money, but six to one.
Yeah, that's a lot. No, why even bother?
I've got bad thoughts, I've got bad vibes,
I've got bubble belly.
I'm gonna throw it up.
Go throw it up.
All right, radio world, we're gonna hand you off to the 90s and 9.
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We're a lot today.
I agree.
I know we're a lot.
I wish somebody out there would do a Ronnie Radke spoof.
Parity where he sings about salads.
Yeah, make him a salad and make him a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
Not so mopey.
Chat says we're a lot today.
I think we are.
We're shot out of a cannon this morning.
We got a lot of thoughts and feelings coming out of us.
And we're not done yet.
We're going to do a basketball game.
We got big emotions.
We got big emotions.
Like Cody said, are you looking at our old report cards where we're disruption to
the class and others?
Pleasure to having class.
Just really wish he could keep his thoughts to himself.
Talkative.
If he just applied himself.
Just a little talkative.
You're talking to two fellas whose desk got moved to the hall a lot.
Okay?
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