The Show - CHUBBY CHASERS

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

An epic ending to the college football season. A woman is arrested for pooping at an officer. Chubby Checker was in town to promote a chocolate bar. High Strangeness & the disappearance of a plan...e 75 years ago in Alaska.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Tuesday. How's my East Boylston listeners doing up there?
Starting point is 00:00:48 Right. Anybody up north of Richland? How you holding up? Wow. You got about a foot so far. I think there's about two more coming. Man, I don't even know what those little areas in pink were that have two plus feet right now. Checking in on our northern listeners.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Are those are just, you think those are just spots? Those are just fields. There's a couple spots. They're just like, listen, don't. Don't. We can't put people here. At least Sandy Cree. The Greek reporting is closed already up there.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Yeah, you guys are getting hammered up there. I would imagine they do a scientifically saying a ass ton of remote learning. Yeah. And not in that way of like around here where it's a random snow day and they still expect kids to hop on a computer. They're like, hey, we're going to use. We have to. We're going to use more than the state will tell us we're allowed. Yeah, there's.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Because Albany is like, no, you don't get any more days. No, two feet of snow of what? Of snow? Of what, though? You still coming in, though? But when are you going to go into school? You still coming in, though? You're still going to be here?
Starting point is 00:01:51 There's plows. Mm-mm. Well, good morning, everybody. Mm-mm. Happy Tuesday. How was everyone's Monday? Good? Who won that big football game last night?
Starting point is 00:02:01 Was that any good? A game. I was asleep. Unreal. Honestly, all day, basketball, NBA games were awesome. Yeah? There was a couple of random high school games that were on of, like, the best kids. And then that national championship game ended probably, I'm going to say,
Starting point is 00:02:18 the best year of college football I've ever seen. Wow. Games-wise. We had back-to-back action in Skinny Atlas yesterday to watch that on Huddl. I mean, that's what you watch back. Perfect record from a team that's never won a college championship. 16 and oh, bro. 16.
Starting point is 00:02:39 The Hoosiers kept a perfect season by beating the hurricanes. So I know you love the Hurricanes. I say that sarcastically. Just a simple Neil, 2721. A century of futility is forgotten. The Indiana Hoosiers are the kings of college football. What do they do to be so good this year? Do they, like, change stuff around?
Starting point is 00:02:59 The coach is unreal who is going to get looks from the NFL. Oh, yeah? I know it's going to, you know, people are going to want him back in Indiana, but there's a real big NFL job openings right now. Buffalo Bills is one of them, unfortunately. Yeah, that's exactly. Exactly what I'm thinking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And this guy is next level coaching. He's fun to watch on the sidelines with, he's always grumpy. Yeah. Even in his, when they won. They won. You still mad about it? He said something or something. And then the very next sentence was, I mean, we didn't pass protect at all.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Ha ha. He's like, bro, you just want a natty. Those are those coaches, though. But it was never good enough. It was crazy how back and forth it went and derpy Miami hanging on. and then Derpy Carson back through an interception at the end for Indiana to seal it when they were driving. I honestly stood up and started turning like things off, not the TV, because I was like, these stupid hurricanes are about to march down and score a goddamn touchdown
Starting point is 00:04:02 because what happened was Indiana kicked the field goal with, they don't have so much time left down the clock, but no timeouts left really for the hurricanes. But they had like two minutes left. and there's Miami just going down the field and all of a sudden interception on like the five. Who are the two quarterbacks? Are they going to be big NFL players for Indiana and Miami? Carson back, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:22 As much as I call him derpy, he's a little older and he didn't really show him too much. I don't know. He might get drafted way late. Who's Indiana's QB? Mendoza's going number one. Is he that good? Yeah, he's going to the, I think it's the Raiders had the first pick.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Wow. He's going to the Raiders. Wow. Congratulations to that man. It was great. It was a great. It was a great story. The game was great. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:04:46 That was awesome. How many years has this coach been the Hoosier's coach? He made it happen pretty quick. Yeah. It sounded like he's been there a decade or whatever. I want to say two, but it might be more. I'm not really sure. But not long enough.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Or, you know, not long enough for, you know, most coaches are around forever. Yeah. I don't do anything. This guy. Oh, that was great, man. That's awesome. That was such a good game. What time did you finally wrap up?
Starting point is 00:05:10 Like a lot. And it could have gone overtime. So it's like 11 something. I'm like, come on. I don't know how you do it. Don't do that. I don't know how you do it. I was in bed by 8.30 yesterday, man.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Oh, it's too good. I get cozy. If it was a blowout, like if Miami was blowing them out, I definitely would have been like, I'm. Yeah, get out of here. Right. That time. I'm glad you got a final.
Starting point is 00:05:32 You feel like it was the best college football season? Yeah, that was unreal. You've witnessed in a long time. Games top to bottom. I mean, Florida State was, they beat Alabama. Alabama to start the year, and then all sorts of crazy stuff. It was crazy. It was not so great, but maybe next year, right?
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yes, I think next year is going to be fun. They have the former number one, I mean, he hasn't done that great. Overall recruit coming in at quarterback to the least compete, so that would be fun in Calvin Russell. Nice. And then I'm actually interested in the home games, so. Who's that kid that's playing two sports? Calvin Russell. That's Calvin Russell?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yep. When does he start with hoops? I know he's practicing with him. I don't know. I like two sport athletes. Yeah, just to get into like do a dunk in the dome or something. Just get the fans all riled up. The C.NY BarooFest, Wildcat Sports Pub, C.N.Y.
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Starting point is 00:06:43 Hang in some, you know, couple. Some Slimmy jimmies? Well, I was thinking like a couple pieces of steak. Remember how you used to make... Chicken wing off of there? Well, what about this? Remember how you used to make macaroni necklaces with tonal pasta? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:56 What if I just threaded through a bunch of little Slim Jims? Yeah. I wore that as a necklace. I mean, that really would be hilarious. It would stink. I mean, yeah. But, I mean, you're there, and it's just all beer smell anyway, so it would be beer and slim jims. I don't know who I said.
Starting point is 00:07:11 to it. Somebody on chat was, I think... Like Names Ma's house. Oh, somebody on chat was like my dog has seen me to Slim Jim right now. And I realized, slim jims are the probably closest human food to dog food we got out there. Not the Sully Slim Jems, because I love you. They are dog treats.
Starting point is 00:07:27 The ones that I didn't put in your candy cans, I shared with Elsa. I would take a little bite and then I'd give her the restaurant. Yeah. Because it's the closest thing to dog treats that we eat. Yeah. It really is. They're just like, compressed, every meat is compressed into a little tube, and then I'll eat 40 of them. Just the, and the varieties they have.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Yeah, at this point, it's too much. Endless. Too much. Endless. And I love Slim Jims, but I can't do the monster one or whatever that, like, the, the, Randy Savage one, the gigantic one. That one, pardon me, I don't know if he still can, but Hambone can crush that, and it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Wow. Watching that. See, you piece mode on that thing. Even Putt in our chat who openly talks about doing cocaine and methamphetamine says it's processed garbage. So this is a guy who won't eat a slim gym. And then I told you, I did what people said you're supposed to do and I peeled one.
Starting point is 00:08:27 And it was awful. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was terrible. It's not great. No, there's no way those were made to be peeled. What is your meat stick of choice? If you grab them one of the gas station, you would jacks a lynx fella?
Starting point is 00:08:43 You don't like meat sticks? Not really, no. And usually it would be a beef jerky, but not anymore. Yeah, it's like $30 a bag. It's insanity. Yeah. How expensive beef jerky is, because that's usually what I would do is a little jerky jerk. Yeah, I...
Starting point is 00:08:59 We toy with the idea of getting a dehuman, what of those meat dehydrators or whatever? Food dehydrated. Food dehydrated? Which we toy with that, and that's getting to the point where you got to. I was gonna for, for the rents, for Christmas, but I went with a necessarily large popcorn machine and stuff. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
Starting point is 00:09:15 So, you know, there's always next Christmas. I got to wonder what was going on in this massage parlor if this woman was willing to do what she did. If the police are showing up, what? I read how that gets mentioned. I just remember when just Joe blew up the entire scene here when he mentioned that. Oh, that handjob website. And then immediately everybody got raped. Yep, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Thanks, Joe. Well, this is down in Florida. Excuse my ignorance. Rules don't apply down there. Are there massage parlors that are actually just massage parlors? Yes. And you can just go get a massage. Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:56 And even if it looks a little shady, you can just get a massage. I mean, you kind of probably, I would imagine, I would avoid some of the shadier looking ones. But, yeah, I've got a coupon for one somewhere. Oh, okay, good. Because I love it. All right. So there are some legitimate massage parlors that operate as businesses.
Starting point is 00:10:16 This one, I don't know, I don't know, but the police showed up, so maybe they had suspicion. This was Fort Walton Beach, arrested Fang Wang for battery. I know, I know. Fang Wang. The incident occurred at Palms of Emerald. Hold on. Let me try this again. Palms of Emerald Coast
Starting point is 00:10:39 Massage Parlor Department of Health showed up to conduct a routine inspection so maybe it is a bub bar They were just checking to see if anybody was being rough on any wangs And then they ended up being rough on a wang Fang wang became upset
Starting point is 00:10:54 When the inspector tried to come in the building which you're looking guilty Fang wang Fang wang And then did something I'd like to Maybe have you helped me understand Oh no Would Fang wang do
Starting point is 00:11:05 she defecated toward an officer I would say similar to how you have fart mic and kind of she poop like a dog just spray like trying to spray poop at a turn all right turn you know that I think the phrase turn the other cheek that's what this was that's exactly what this is turn the other cheek
Starting point is 00:11:28 officers attempted to detain Wang when she defecated in their direction to avoid arrest Police say this was a follow-up visit. But Wang was slippery. They couldn't get a go hold on Wang. As gross as that is, to have the ability to defecate on demand,
Starting point is 00:11:49 that's coming from me. Yeah. Who will eat 25 slim jims. Like a skunk spraying their scent. That has to be like the perfect, I mean, for that time, perfect good timing storm of what you just said, a bunch of slim jimms in your belly,
Starting point is 00:12:04 and then the cop show up. Now all of a sudden you have nervous belly on top of like IBS and stuff. Uh-huh. Maybe you could. That's a situation where you've got to have the body cam footage because no one's going to believe you. Nope. You're not going to be like, yeah, she pooped at me. At me.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Oh, sure, she did. No, dude, watch the video. Watch. She sprays her like a hippo, right at me. Flops her tail and everything. She's flopping around. Tomorrow, we're eating dinner. You're eating dinner with us.
Starting point is 00:12:33 You're going to come over to the Taco Bell canteen in May. Manlius. Come on. Come. Come and get a cassidia. Four to six tomorrow at the brand new Taco Bell Cantina in Manlius. Coco and I will be guest bartenders.
Starting point is 00:12:47 More focused on the guest eater than bartender probably. Yes, you boys going to eat some snacks. We'll come in with us. Four to six tomorrow. We'll bring out all of you guys. I don't even if we have stickers left. Do we still have stickers? Yeah, we got stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:59 We'll bring some stickers. We'll bring some of that stuff out tomorrow. And Taco Bell, bud. Yeah, that's the little. Don't you have this bag? A woman faces multiple charges after officers discovered drugs and a bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. Don't you have that? Hammo got it for me for birthday or Christmas one year, yeah. Is that what it says exactly? Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Starting point is 00:13:22 And mine has definitely always got drugs in it. Well, yours is at least just weed. Yes. Hers had a couple pop brownies. Yeah. Some mushrooms. Okay. And maybe some other paraphernalia, which I'm fine with all of those things. Yeah. Mushrooms and pop brownies, that's fine. Right? Wow, thank God they got that off the streets.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Ooh, now. I was not to make her sound totally innocent. She was twice the legal limit when she was pulled over. So the booze gets you again. Yep, can't be having that. Booz gets you again. We're going to be doing that. You know, you can't have drugs a car.
Starting point is 00:13:52 You got to have like a baby or something. That diverts their attention. I was texting Jojo. I'm last night because your boys' grandpa's cookies were delicious last night. I'll tell you that much. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, boy. Definitely not a bag full of drugs, Coco.
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Starting point is 00:14:53 Oh, boy, all week long in the Twitch chat. Whiskey Wednesday, tomorrow night, Cocoa Puff's Thursday night, probably a little house party on a Friday night. You know how we. It is. We're just having fun. Hot mics all morning, every morning, from 6 to 10 a.m. A little gaming in there, all of that.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I do like this article on reading on BuzzFeed, because you and I talk about this all the time. It's like we're just a couple of children in adult suits. Like, we're walking around doing adult stuff, but I don't feel like an adult. I don't think I ever will. No, I'm wearing an oversized ladies' housecoat. Yeah. That I specifically asked for for Christmas, so. Like, I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Probably to my wife's chagrin, she would. rather I do more adult things and grow the hell up, but I, uh, listen. But, but, but what? I don't know. You know what I mean? What I'm going to do? If we give us specific examples, then maybe we'll do them. Because these are things,
Starting point is 00:15:44 these are things that people said, they, oh, it feels fake to do it because you're like, I'm me, a former baby. A former baby. I, okay. You want me to do this. Yeah. Things like wearing a business suit to go to work, you're like, what am I doing this? When we put on fancy outfits, I do feel like that.
Starting point is 00:16:02 You're like, what is this? Okay, I put on a little costume. Okay, nice a lot of it. Nice a lot of it. Okay. Yeah. Filing taxes? You're like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Here you go. Yeah, sure. That's how much monies I did. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Yeah, that's about time to do that. I do my own, like an adult, like without any help. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I have that. I pay for the service where you can just press the button and that turbo tax lady pops up and something's like. Hi, what can I help you with Mr. Lacey? I don't know. I have a good. I have a guy I pay to do my taxes because I juggle so much wealth and investments and so much investment in homes. Well, I'm not even joking. I highly suggest anybody that's not in my situation, you should do that.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yeah, I just do it because I don't want to screw it up. Yeah, I just have me and a dog. A couple people say this. I work at a grocery store and I just always feel like I'm playing store when I check out things at the register. Hey, you go. That's $2. Like at the strong, you probably never been to the strong. They don't have mini-weggman's in there?
Starting point is 00:17:05 The most has their... Oh, they have their mini store? Their little setup. It does feel like you're playing store. Yep. This one says, I feel like I'm playing kitchen when I cook meals from my family.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I do feel like I'm running a fake diner when I do dad's diner. That's fun. I do like that when I'm grilling. Yep. I do enjoy that. I always feel like a fraud when I go to a bank in person.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Hello. I am here to talk about money as an adult. Oh, I like that one. Hi. That one doesn't get it. but I can see that one. Mailing anything. Mailing anything makes you feel like a fake adult.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Not a, pardon me, geez. Not a fake adult, but I do feel like an adult when I'm doing post office stuff. Uh-huh. And you're like, yeah, I need to do this. Yeah, this is going to there. Yes, this for this. Okay, thank you. You know, you're doing government.
Starting point is 00:17:54 You know, look at me. I'm doing some work here. Whenever I go to, like, a real adult for the federal government. Whenever I go to, like, a wedding or some kind of, like, dinner. And there's other, like, older adults there and they want to talk. I always feel like I'm totally, I'm like, I shouldn't be in a grown-up conversation. Where's the kids table? What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah, same. When that's happening and they're doing businessy talk. And then they ask my opinion. Oh, what? What, oh, me, yeah, invest golf. Yes. Uh-huh. Because, yeah, when I'm in an important teams meeting, I have a wall of Muppets comic books just off screen.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Right. Same in my house. Like, you can make a. serious phone call with me, but I've got toys in this room. Yeah. Oh, you mean the backdrop with me with my gut out? Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's behind me. What are some of the things that make you feel like a phony
Starting point is 00:18:43 adult? Like you're just in a adult body suit? Being the person in charge during an emergency, like when a pipe burst or someone faints, everyone looks to you as the adult. What? Yeah. Yeah. I've told the story a million times on this on the air, but when
Starting point is 00:19:00 you get sent home with a baby and no one's there to help you with the baby, you're like, What am I? Me? Yep, get out of here. Take that baby and go. Oh? I'm just supposed to bring this baby home? What? I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Mm-hmm. No, I feel like it on going on like vacation. Yeah? Yeah. Because it's, you know, just, I don't know what it is. It's just you could do.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I'm here to check into a hotel room. Yeah, like I can do anything I want. Yeah. You know, it's a weird like, that's not how that works. That is the coolest part when you're like, I have free will and I can do no one. telling me no, I can't do things. And then you're supposed to make adult decisions when instead you have like chicken wings. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to eat a birth. I'm going to eat cake for dinner.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Yep, yep, cake for lunch. Before we had kids, my wife went away for a weekend and I ate nothing but cake for two days. Just chocolate cake. It's good. It's good. I do like chocolate cake. Cambone, I spend at least two hours a day at work looking for wrestling action figures. Oh, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Listen, we're all, we're all just, we're all former babies in adult suits. It's all right. We got a chilly. High Strangness for you today. The Iceman coming. Ahoy, hoi-hoi. This is K-Rock. Oh, nice. Grif's currently doing sex. He's got turkey sausage in the freezers.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I assume that's innuendo. It's an innuendo. High Strangeness is the unexplained, the paranormal, the cryptids, all that we love, the mysterious. Every Tuesday at 7 o'clock here on K-Rock. And this week, Coco, we have the 75th anniversary of the disappearance of the Air Force C-54 Skymaster, known as the Douglas. Okay. January 26th, the 1950, a plane takes off in Alaska, had 34 servicemen, eight crew, two civilians, and root to Montana and it has never been found.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Now it was the Alaskan wilderness, it was the Yukon. But now you would think you would see something. By now, somebody would have found it. It would have had to have gone maybe like in a different direction. Instead of like I'm doing like a fork with my fingers, like you would probably have to go left to go to Montana. But if you just go off a little to the right, you're going out into the ocean. It's one of the many theories. Now, it was coming from Alaska to Montana, so it really wasn't over much water, but you're right.
Starting point is 00:21:40 It could just have accidentally... If it went the wrong direction and just headed right and set a left, eventually you're going to be out there. I have the story of the plane. Okay. And then I have one of the most popular theories. So it's two different videos. The story of the plane is basically every two hours it was checking in, and it gets over the Yukon, which is just right where Alaska meets Canada. Oh, right, so it wasn't over the water.
Starting point is 00:22:01 So by then it wasn't over the water anymore. No. checks in this one small air base that says everything's fine, and then it vanishes. Nobody ever hears from it again. So let me tell you the story of the plane, and then we'll get into the theories. Okay. All right. On January 26, 1950, one of the largest disappearances of U.S. military personnel in history occurred.
Starting point is 00:22:24 44 people boarded a Douglas C-54 Skymaster at Elmendor Airport Base in Alaska on a routine flight to Great Falls, Montana. and despite one of the largest search and rescue efforts ever conducted by the U.S. military, none of them would ever be seen again. On that fateful day, the now-missing Douglas C-54D was scheduled to fly 34 U.S. servicemen from Alaska to Montana. Hone Gord were also eight crew members, the pilot, co-pilot, and instructor pilot, a navigator, radio operator, and three flight engineers. There were also two civilians, the wife of Master Sergeant Robert Espy, Joyce Espy,
Starting point is 00:23:02 and their two-year-old son Victor. Joyce Espy was also seven months pregnant at the time. She was flying south to Colorado to visit family there and give birth to the couple's second child. Everyone on board the plane that day would be fitted with a parachute, even Joyce Espy. Seated with her was Robert's best friend Roy Jones, who was flying back to the lower 48 states to be discharged from the army.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Robert Espe would later state to her reporter a few days after the plane was reported missing that his last words to his wife were, If you have to jump, give the baby to Roy. The plane attempted to take off early that morning, but the engine problems caused the plane to remain at Elmendorf Air Force Base until the necessary repairs were completed. Finally, around 1 p.m. local time that day, mechanics gave the all-clear for the plane,
Starting point is 00:23:48 and it took to the air on its approximate eight-hour flight. The weather that day was all clear, but the temperatures were extremely cold. At ground level, the temps were around negative 25 degrees. During much of its flight that day, The C-54 followed an established air route called Airway Amber 2. This route was established during World War II and approximately follows the Alaska Highway as it snakes its way through the Canadian Rockies. In 1950, the popular air route was provided with its own radio station and an emergency
Starting point is 00:24:18 airstrip about every 100 miles. The plane made regular radio contact, which was standard procedure during its flight, frequently radioing their situation reports and everything seemed to be going just fine. At 309 p.m. around two hours after departure from Elmendorf Air Force Base, the C-54 made one of its routine situation reports. It stated that it was flying at approximately 10,000 feet over the town of Snag in the Yukon Territory and that they expected to reach the next radio station located in Ajaat for about 30 minutes. This standard situation report would be the last time anyone ever heard from the plane. So it checks in and snag.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Okay. We'll check in again in 30 minutes. Yep. Never checked in again. Nobody ever heard from it. They set out what you heard in the video, the largest military, like, retrieval operation ever. And nothing? U.S. military went out, Canadian military went out, to look for this plane. Yeah, and you don't, that's so weird to not see. To not know where it was. Now, obviously, you heard in there, there were some engine problems earlier that morning.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Yeah, that's what I, when I, soon as I said that, I was like, oh, boy, here we go. And I hear that the most popular kind of, I guess, resolve would be that this plane crashed. Yeah, but... But the creepy part is nobody in 75 years has found this wreckage. You would see... Any evidence of it. Something. Any evidence of it.
Starting point is 00:25:43 So why is this a high strangeness? Well, because that is part of what is known as the Alaskan triangle. We have the Bermuda triangle, and we have the Alaska triangle. Gotcha. Where there's a lot of weird things that happen. in the Alaska Triangle right there where the Yukon meets, you know, Alaska. Where the rubber meets the road. So why would I suspect anything other than a plane crash?
Starting point is 00:26:05 Well, because there is a lot of stories of pilots encountering either electromagnetic forces in that exact area. Oh, boy. Time portals in that exact area. Yeah. And alien spacecraft. And the video I have here is of a Japanese pilot. you're going to hear his voice calling in. This is a more, this is not the 50s, this is pretty modern.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Calling in an encounter in this exact area with a wild UFO situation. All right? So, well, yes, that plane could have crashed and gotten covered in snow drifts, very likely. It's also a pretty creepy part of Alaska to be flying a plane. This is a, this came from the Travel Channel. This is a recount of a pilot. Now this Japanese pilot was a former fighter pilot. And then he flew commercial planes.
Starting point is 00:26:58 So people take his experience very seriously. Captain Tarucci had 20 years experience as a commercial airline pilot. But as flight 1628 flew deeper into the triangle, he would witness something never before seen. At 5.11 p.m., the captain looks off to the left and about 2,000 feet below him are what he Thanks for military aircraft, because who else would be up here with him at 35,000 feet. So Captain Tarucci radioed Anchorage Air Traffic Control at 519 p.m. What follows is the actual recording of communication from the cockpit.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Soon, air traffic control picked up a high-speed object, tracking the 747. Oh, okay, shot picking up the hit on the radar. Approximately five miles in trail on your six o'clock position. That's actual air traffic control saying, yes, we are picking up something in your position. Jim Derry was an investigator for the Federal Aviation Authority at the time. At first, they weren't too frightened when they saw the lights. They thought it was another aircraft. But our air traffic control people contacted the military.
Starting point is 00:28:25 A controller radioed the regional command center at the nearby U.S. Air Force base, Elmendorf, to see if the mysterious aircraft belongs. to them. Nah, they said, nah. Air traffic control is saying, verifying that you do not have anybody, and then Almondorf says this isn't a firm. We do not have anybody up there.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Unable to identify these unknown aircraft, the air traffic controllers were troubled. Could this be an incursion from Cold War foe Russia, or something more sinister? Our big concern was when you have something at 35,000 feet that's not under air traffic control, it is a major safety hazard. But what happened next suggested these certainly weren't Soviet, and they were no ordinary planes.
Starting point is 00:29:15 So if you're just tuning in, let me get you caught up. Let me get you caught up on today's high strangeness. It is the 75th anniversary of the disappearance of the C-54 Skymaster known as the Douglas. It had 34 servicemen, eight crew, and two civilians. It was en route to Montana. Takes off in Alaska, goes through this route, which is also known as the Alaska Triangle, and disappears. No one has ever found the wreckage. No one knows where the plane went. It's been 75 years since this plane went missing. Nothing came up.
Starting point is 00:29:46 And a lot of you were saying what could be very likely. It could have just crashed into the Yukon, covered in snow, no one's ever going to find it. That's fine. But I have evidence here from actual pilots saying that in the exact same area is where they would encounter UFOs, different electromagnetic activity, just weird stuff. And it's known as the Alaskan triangle. This is a Japanese pilot just flying a 747 through exactly where this plane went missing. And he's now encountering something up at 35,000 feet that nobody can identify. It's not a military thing.
Starting point is 00:30:19 It's not anything that, you know, is it the Russians we don't know? No, it's not. Now it approaches his plane. Now this thing starts to approach his plane at 35,000 feet. They were about to perform a gravity-defined maneuver. Something impossible happens. These two things instantly jumped from 2,000 feet below to shooting forward to a position in front of the aircraft.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Jets can move quite quickly, of course, but there's nothing that can do that. The objects exhibited, according to Captain Tarucci, a complete disregard to the limits of gravity. The hell? It would start, it would stop, it would accelerate. Can you imagine what that must have been like. You've never seen anything like that in your life.
Starting point is 00:31:17 UFO investigator James Fox believes these were extraterrestrial. UFOs have the ability to appear in one spot and literally blink out and appear in another location. Conventional aircraft don't do that. This was a bona fide UFO encounter that was documented on radar and had visual confirmation. Now, just 500 feet ahead, the unidentified aircraft started closing in on the 747. Captain Tarucci was terrified of a mid-air collision. The captain is saying these lights are unlike anything he's ever seen before. No wings or real fuselage in the conventional sense that we would think of,
Starting point is 00:32:00 and he still can't identify what these things are. Now, the captain will eventually, I'm not done playing this yet, but the captain will eventually draw what he saw. Yeah. And if you want to jump in Twitch and obviously we're watching, the footage here, but I'll explain it. It's like a big looking basketball thing. Like, we all picture UFOs like the flat saucers.
Starting point is 00:32:18 This one he said was like a giant ball. He was holding the picture, the very first picture they showed of him. Yeah, it looked like a basketball with a very thin rip. Like a seam or something. Around it, and that was it. The unidentified flying objects continued to close in. The lights become so bright. They fill up the cockpit.
Starting point is 00:32:38 and then the aircraft began to shake. If this is an otherworldly type of flying object, then these could quite possibly be some types of scan. Maybe infrared, heat-based initially, and then ultrasonics could account for the aircraft shaking. So incredible was this encounter that the captain said he could feel the heat on his face from the craft next to him.
Starting point is 00:33:06 And at that point, of course, he's very, very concerned because what is this thing? or things, and why are they so close to his aircraft? Then the UFOs mysteriously disappeared. Oh, okay. So now he's calling into air traffic control to say it went away. So he thinks. With the calm of the Alaskan night skies around him,
Starting point is 00:33:28 Captain Tarucci and his crew assumed this terrifying UFO encounter was over. Captain Tarucci and his crew said they watched in terror as another huge UFO approached their 747. Its size and scale left the season pilot awestruck. So now he's like, all right, were those other smaller ones just like scouting me and now this is the mother, like the mother ship is coming to me? Right. What the...
Starting point is 00:33:59 This is a Japanese pilot recounting what he witnessed in the Alaska triangle where the C-54 Skymaster, the Douglas, went missing 75 years ago this week. This is crazy. It's quite big still coming like a formation, he says. What came back was the mother ship, the size of an aircraft carrier, only walnut-shaped and could only have been a UFO. Eight to ten times as big as his aircraft in height and width, and he is astonished. Anchorage Air Traffic Control alerted the nearby U.S. Air Force Base Elmendorf.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Amazingly, they too had picked up the hostile, unidentified aircraft on radar. Yeah, it's one else two of you. We have for a front of us. It was a large aircraft of some kind. In the radar dots that were picked up, it moved very rapidly. And the military people said we checked out our primary target with another piece of equipment we have here, and it also detected it. The fact that it's correlated now between not only a civilian control agency on the ground,
Starting point is 00:35:17 but the Regional Operations Center at Omendorf, to me means this is something we have to take very seriously. Air traffic control were so concerned they hatched a plan of emergency. In a rare move, they advised the 747 to make a drastic maneuver. The requesting a request you're making three things sort of a... They're requesting it make a 360-degree turn. Okay. This is actual recording of it. Number of 747 is not a fighter jet.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It takes about five minutes at that altitude and airspeed to turn a 747 360 degrees. And you're talking about trying to get away from unidentified objects that have been bouncing back and forth between the horizon and you. So he really doesn't have any type of evasive or escape maneuver. With few options left, flight 1628 descended to 31,000 feet. and started its 360-degree turn. Is it following him, they said? It looks like it is, yes. The UFOs continued to stalk the airliner.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Air traffic control had one last choice, military action. Would you like military to scramble on the traffic, they say, negative, negative? The air traffic controller says, would you like our military to send some fighter jets up to have a look? And he says, negative, negative. Not just once but twice. He's very emphatic about this. The captain refused a fighter jet
Starting point is 00:36:59 because he feared it could provoke a hostile response as it's believed happened in the infamous Mantell incident of 1948. Infamous. Well, it goes on. I'll post the whole footage. They eventually do. The hell. The aircraft starts to shake the plane
Starting point is 00:37:18 and they do eventually separate. I'll post the whole thing of there. There's just an encounter and then that plane lands safely. That's crazy. of the Alaskan triangle on the 75th anniversary of the C-54 Skymaster that went missing January 26,
Starting point is 00:37:34 1950. It has never been found. There's never been evidence of the plane crash found anywhere. They don't know what happened. But that is a story of a fighter pilot turned commercial pilot who encountered a UFO up in the exact same spot. So it happens a lot of that stuff getting declassified now where we can see all this
Starting point is 00:37:51 stuff. Listen, I know it's some of it can be. into cool videos and stuff. Some of it can be unbelievable, silly, all that, but that's what high strangeness is. Yeah, that's the point. This was a long one today. That was awesome. That was a real good one.
Starting point is 00:38:05 If you want to watch more about the Alaskan Triangle, I'll post that travel channel video. A century of futility is forgotten. The Indiana Hoosiers are the kings of college football. What a way to finish this playoff, 16 and 0. Wow. 2026, college football, national champions, Coach Kurt Zignity and Indiana Hoosha!
Starting point is 00:38:28 If you keep your nose down in life and keep working, anything is possible. Great job tonight. Great job by our fans. Who? National champion, I think they want to sing their song. Absolute Cinderella story. A coach goes 27 and 2. Unreal.
Starting point is 00:38:55 In two years this season. Queens would be singing Queens. We are the champions, but here they are. Undefeated season. What an amazing game. The Heardons trophy winner from right here in Miami, the Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza. Great time. Let's go! What a game. You said it was fantastic. It was an unbelievable game. Blocked punts for touchdowns, big plays, comebacks, taking the leads, defensive plays.
Starting point is 00:39:25 I have never. Oh, my God. I've never watched an Indiana game in my life. But this Fernando Mendoza, you're telling me, he's going number one. He's going to go to the Raiders. There's your, here. That's what you get. You get to go to the Raiders.
Starting point is 00:39:36 But this dude is media trained. I've never seen him talk before. Yeah, he's really good. He's really good. He's really good. After the game yesterday. There was an epic moment in this game. It is the fourth quarter.
Starting point is 00:39:47 You're leading by just three points. And coach decides to go for it on fourth down. What did he say to you in that huddle? And how did you execute it? That's one of our team. We're always going to put all the on the line. And you know, I want to give all the glory and thanks to God. They're my offensive line been blocked perfectly.
Starting point is 00:40:03 And we're able to execute the team towards a common goal, had the Indiana Hoosier synergy to score and then give our team a chance to win the game. How did you get it in there though? You had to go airborne, Fernando. I had to go airborne and I'll dive for my team. Whatever they need me to do, they need me to take, you know, shots from the front and the back, whatever it is, I'm going to die for my team out there,
Starting point is 00:40:21 and I know they're going to do the same for me. That's what makes us so close, and that's what makes this national championship so special. so special. What a great dude. He's got a great vibe to him. Yeah. Although I mean, if athletes could please stop.
Starting point is 00:40:34 What? Asking God for help with their sportiness please. I feel like he's got other stuff to do. He's got a lot going on, but he's got time. He's a little busy. He's got a time. But yeah, no, he's great. That play, I was saying that that run he had was
Starting point is 00:40:50 going to go down in the likes of which when we see the John Elway running the Super Bowl when he gets hit and does that like helicopter spin. Like that was one of the best plays in the history of college football, really, just because of the importance of it. It was awesome. That game was so good. Big win. That was a great man.
Starting point is 00:41:11 For the Indiana Hoosiers last night, went 16 and O, completely undefeated this season. Yep. Which, how often does that ever happen? That's never happened. It's undefeated. Yeah, 16 and 0 has never happened. Wow. That's unreal.
Starting point is 00:41:23 And now, I mean, yeah. One story. Super Bowl and everything, but if we could please hurry up and get to April, where we could do some draft. Start talking about the draft. We do not say, this actually leads into all the coaching news, as if you didn't know, yesterday, Sean McDermott was released by the Buffalo Bills. Yeah, somebody had to bite the ball.
Starting point is 00:41:45 The simple explanation was Josh Allen or Sean McDermott. Right. You're not getting rid of Josh Allen. Yeah. It's just the way it is with coaching. A lot of coaching shakeups, it seems, this year. Oh, crazy. Dolphins need a coach.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Steelers need a coach. Bill's need a coach. Giants have Harbaugh now, right? Yep, he went there. Stefanski went somewhere. I forget. There's a couple that have filled up that there are people have gone places. The D guy from the Rams, I think, went to the, was it to the dolphins?
Starting point is 00:42:19 A couple jobs have filled up. So there's a couple openings left, and they're the big ones. Reven's Bills. And I forget who it was somebody in Twitch said it. I didn't even think about that, Dable to the Bills. That, I mean, you reunite Josh Allen with Dable who got him his first real success. And then had that poor crap with stupid Danny Dimes. But would people be mad because he didn't do well with the Giants?
Starting point is 00:42:43 But he did amazing work with Josh Allen and the Bills before. That's where he was before. I think that's, I don't know who you bring in into Buffalo. because again, it wasn't, I'm sure, and I'm sure the bill's owners and management will say it. It's not because McDermott sucks or anything. It's just sometimes things get old. You got to move in a different direction.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Crap like that. As a football nerd, do you feel like McDermott wasn't calling the right plays? Like, what could you point to? You know, with that, I mean, I don't know. There's only so much Josh Allen can do. And, I mean, there are a couple play calls here or there, but their defense always had good play calling. Their offense was usually pretty good.
Starting point is 00:43:25 There wasn't really much that McDermott did wrong. It seemed like the team really liked him. Oh, they loved him. They loved him. That's what I mean. It's just sometimes, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's just a matter of... So why does that tie in?
Starting point is 00:43:39 It's because this Indiana Hoosiers coach is obviously getting all the attendant. What's his name? Kurtz. I always say it wrong. Siniati. Sinieti. You think he stays in Indiana or takes one of these NFL jobs? I mean, what else, I mean, what else you do in Indiana?
Starting point is 00:43:55 You just did it all. Yeah, what else you do in Indiana? He just had the two best years. Your first year you show up, you're amazing. The second year you show up, you go. Signetti. Yeah. The best undefeated season of all time. Mm-hmm. I mean, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:44:10 What do you do? It's not going to get better. And that's the problem that every woman was ever better with E says. It's not going to get better than this. It's not going to get better. So why even continue to date other people? He's going to be, they said he got a raise. That doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:44:24 But still, like, you have to live up to that every year now. Yes. If you don't go 16 and 0, the fans are going to be like, well, they're falling apart. You don't want a championship every year. Which they've got a couple pieces coming in. So they're not, I mean, yes, they're losing the Heisman winner. Yeah. That's also true.
Starting point is 00:44:42 But they've got a couple good pieces coming in. I can look to Syracuse and we had a big year and then the next year not so much when the quarterback was different. Exactly. And you never know, you kind of got a strike while the iron's hot. It's never going to be higher than this. I don't see Indiana winning next year. Okay. So if anything, you don't, you know, the interest goes down a little bit unless he does
Starting point is 00:45:03 another amazing run. I don't know. It'd be up to him. If he's looking to ever go to the NFL, you go. You go now. You go now. If the Ravens ask. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Or the Steelers ask. Why are those because they have good teams? Ravens have a great core. They've got a margin. Jackson. They're usually really good. The Steelers have longevity. They've only ever had, what, three or four coaches and they've history of their program. And the bills got to John.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yeah, got you. Tomorrow, four to six p.m. We will be live at the brand new Taco Bell Cantina in Manlius. We'll be guest bartending, guest eating, mostly eating, a little bit of bartending. But we'll be out there. Come get dinner with us. We'd love to have you stop by. Four to six tomorrow, manliest.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Because it's fancy. It's a restaurant. Do they have a drive-thru? Oh, I don't know. I'm sure they have to, right? If you got a Taco Bell, you got to have a drive-thru. I've never done a drive-thru before. I would take a drive-thru order.
Starting point is 00:46:03 No, this Taco Bell is only sit-down dining and you've got to wear a full suit. No, jacket requires. It might be sitting-down only. I'm not sure because it's the old firehouse. I don't know if the parking lot is conducive to drive-thruing. Yes, drive-thead. Nice. Yeah, you got to.
Starting point is 00:46:18 I've never done that before. I'm going to try to do one of those. I want to work the drive-thru a little bit? Just for a minute, just to see. See what's going on? Oh, got to Taco. Are you using the app? Yeah, check in for Josh.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Okay. Please put forward. Hi, this is Cody. Can I talk to take your order, please? What can I get for you? Uh, yeah, checking in for Josh. Yeah, postings right. I went to the Taco Bell Cantina in Vegas, and it's just, it's a party down there.
Starting point is 00:46:50 excited. This one is like, you're kind of taking all my favorite things and putting them together because it's Taco Bell, I love that. Yep. It's got booze. I love that. Yep. They have live music at Taco Bell, which is great. Yep. I should DJ a set at Taco Bell. Why haven't I thought of that? You could absolutely DJ a set or even just play an acoustic set with your guitar and mouth. How funny would that be to perform at a Taco Bell? I've never done that. That'd be awesome. They've had a couple people do it already. They do it every weekend so far. So just Joey was over there, just Josephino. Yep.
Starting point is 00:47:22 They've got, it's like a little sports bar, so if you want to watch the game. You can watch it there. They have a bar, yeah, it's a bar. Yeah, sheesh says they serve liquor. Yeah, that's the gimmick. Yeah. It's an up, I guess an upscale version of a Taco Bell. Yeah, DJ Chalupa, check and handball.
Starting point is 00:47:39 That's huge. DJ sour cream in the house. Well, it is National DJ Day, do you know that? It's National DJ Day and National Cheese Day. I am both of those things. Yeah, that's a good day. I'm just my favorite day. I'm a good day, Tater.
Starting point is 00:47:51 But, yeah, we don't really do that much of that anymore. You do what doing the house party. Yeah, I don't know if I were disc jockeys in here anymore. No, when I get asked for professional reasons, like, you know what my occupation is, I usually just say like on air or media or news. Media personality. I don't even know what this job is. But I definitely don't say radio DJ.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Like, I absolutely used to. Keep up radio DJ. Yeah, I guess it used to have a little more cachet than it does now. Now we just talk and fart into microphones for jobs. Yeah. Well, it is National DJ Day because January 20th, 1965 is when Alan Freed passed away. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Now, we always learned he was a bad guy because he was taking payola, right? And then we say, don't do what Alan Freed did. Whenever you go to school of broadcasting. No payola. He was the first person inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1986. Oh, really? Yeah. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Speaking of which, Chubby Checker was in town this past weekend and nobody knew but Channel 9. No. He snuck in. Did he just drive to Channel 9 to do a press? I'm here for a little bit. Hello? And I'm going to split. For those you knew to the show, we are obsessed with Chubby Checker.
Starting point is 00:49:06 His lifestyle's fascinating to us. Yeah. He used to come to the fair every year. Then they snubbed him. And then they finally got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and he snubbed them. Yeah. He's like, oh, what did he? do with the Rock and Hall of Fame? He told his
Starting point is 00:49:21 manager to absolutely book me the day of the Rock and Roll Hall Fame somewhere else. I respect the man's hustle. The dude never stops grinding. And then he was here to show off those awards. He came here. He went on News Channel 9. He brought his Rock and Roll Hall Fame trophy. He brought a new
Starting point is 00:49:36 candy bar he's hawking. Yeah, the checker The checker bar. Looks good. Looks pretty good. It looks good. It looks good. A little chocolate and vanilla mixed back and forth. Like, I feel like we got to get in like we got to be part of his press junk. That'd be great. I've just become obsessed with Chubby Chucker.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Chep Chubby Chalker. What did I say? Chebby Chacker. Oh my God. His name's not making sense. You did that and it totally ruined. I couldn't think of his name anymore. My brain just like shortwired itself. I be chubbies.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Chubbies. Checker. Checkers. I don't know. I don't know. But he was in town this past weekend. Did he? He was on Bridge Street.
Starting point is 00:50:18 He did a news. He took his bus, right? I just always envisioned him driving in that Trubby Checker boss. He's got his bus, right? Yeah. The one that was parked by the stage every year at the fair. He drives absolutely himself. Yep.
Starting point is 00:50:31 And then it's like... Don't even old driver? And I get it. I don't want you to think I'm picking on Trubby Checker. I'm just fascinated by him. No, it's interesting. So do you think? He's a hustler and he's 80-something.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Do you think he shows up? He does his media appearances. Yep. And then, like, he sleeps on the bus? Like, right. Not like right at two o'clock. Maybe at two o'clock. He gets off the air, be like, all right, everybody.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah. Maybe. Goes right to sleep. Him is a character and fascinates me. But like, does he like pull it into a Walmart and like there's a chubby checker bus? And that's where he sleeps. He's not going to spend money on a hotel if he's got a boss. He's got a boss.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Why would he? I could absolutely see that. He pulls into like a Marriott parking lot or something. I can see him like one of those hotels off carrier circle. Just being in that one of those parking lots. Because as two people who work quite regularly with current rock stars, they can be a real pain in the ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Chubby seems like he's the chillest dude ever. Man chill. Yep. King, King, that's our name. We're Chubby Chasing. We're Chubby Chasers.
Starting point is 00:51:39 I mean. We're Chubby Jason. That's it right there. I did see Checking on Choppie was one of the suggestions, but we're definitely Chubby Chaser. That's our sagging. That's a segment. Chuckin' on Chubby with a couple of chubby Jaisers.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Our Chubby Checker fandom, we're Chubby Chasers. We love them. Yep, yep. He's in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. Cracker Barrow parking lot. He parks his boss. He spends the night on it. It has a good meal.
Starting point is 00:52:03 But like, I just want to know his day. Like, how did he end up? Did he have a show anywhere around here? Did he drive up here just to do the news? I think it was just one of those, he's one of those guys that gets the attention up here in Central New York for whatever the hell reason, more so than others. Remember, it was like the Benny Mardonis, Hermann's Hermits, Bowser from Shannana.
Starting point is 00:52:31 He has no dates on his calendar. No, hell no, it's the wintertime. So he must have just drove his bus up to here. He wants to come see his friends at a rich street. News Channel 9. It's like when you feed a seagull and they keep coming back. New Channel 9 gave him a lot of attention and now he's like, in town.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yep. Yep. You want me to stop? Good for you, Chubby. Good for you. And I do love the, I'll stop talking about Chubby Chack.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I just, I can't stop thinking about it. Hey, never. Don't you love. Stop talking about Chubby Check. That when Chubby does news or like a broadcast, he's in a suit and time. It's my, it's my favorite thing about him.
Starting point is 00:53:11 But when he goes on stage, it's Canadian tuxedo. It's denim jacket, denim jeans. I love that he does that. Yes. Because that's his rock and roll persona. Yep. 5 a.m.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Hits out of the fairgrounds, full suit. 1 p.m., same fairgrounds, 100 yards back from where the interview was. Jeans and a jacket. That's his vibe. I love it. That's his guy. Nebraska with a great theory.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Maybe he has a girlfriend in CNN. Maybe he's got hos on every area code. Chubby Jacker does. Listen, we're not the only Chubby Jasers. Do you think that News Channel 9 booked him or he just showed up? You think he just like, hark, hark? Hey, yo. Hey, you need a spot to fill out on Brew Street?
Starting point is 00:53:54 And they put him on. They're like, ah, Trubby Checkers here? What about tomorrow? All right, I'll hang. It's January 18th. I know, but he's just here. You'll hang until tomorrow? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Can I park my boats in the Bargallon? I'll be on there. Because it's back there already. Oh, I love Trubby Checker. Do not forget about the CNY Baroo Fast Wildcat Sports Pub. C&Y Brewfast over at the Great New York State Fairground, Saturday, January 31st, 2006 year by Lord.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Yeah, we'll be a dog. Get tickets right now, CNYBrewfast.com. The theme is lumberjack, even though Cousin'J's friends won't believe him. Nope. It is flannel lumberjack theme. So come have a good time. Two sessions.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Gotta wear suspenders. No axes allowed. Oh, shirtless with suspenders. That's what I mean, that's what I wear. Like all the hunky guys on TikTok the ladies like who are doing like log chopin and stuff. where they whip those logs up into the air and they splice them on their axes. And they're all sweaty and tattooed.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Not that I watched those videos. No, no, not at all. Shut up. Sweat drips off their nipples. Such glistening bodies on those men. It seems like, it's funny that I'm doing this the same day I did a missing airplane story, but it seems like airplane travel just gets worse and worse. Yeah, every story, there's no, they need a new PR team.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Airplanes, airplanes, in general, all airplanes? All airplanes. Well, WestJet Airlines. was initially going to do non-reclinable economy seating. Like these airlines want to stuff our fat bodies as many on top of each other. Because it makes an extra $20.
Starting point is 00:55:30 They want us shoved in there. It's awful. Well, people pushed back. And they're like, dude, we're paying you hundreds of dollars. Please let us recline. Here's one of the videos where a woman's parents were jammed into the seats. You just straighten out your legs there? Impossible.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Just straight-knit. Mom, how about you? Yeah, well, I'm going to be sharing my leg space right now. New planes. You have to pay for the other leg. And speaking of someone with long legs, that sucks. Because you got nowhere to put them. If the seat in front of you is too close.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I remember being on the plane's like, if I'm cramped, I can't imagine taller people. It's just, it's unnecessary. All you do is just take out like two seats. And I bet everybody would have so much more room. But how would that help the shareholders value, Cody? That's the thing. You're not thinking about the shareholders. We never ever think of the billionaires here in this show.
Starting point is 00:56:28 That's our downfall. You're thinking about the passengers and the customers. You're not thinking about the shareholders. The billionaires and the millionaires need more monies. The 75 cents per person that will now make them, they need that. I'm being selfish. Okay, you're being selfish. Tomorrow from four to six.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Four to six p.m. Four to six p.m. Four of six. We will be at the brand new Taco Bell canteena in manliness. We'll be out there. Serving up drinks. Eating some food. Hanging with you guys. We'd love it if you stopped by and said, hey.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Come on. Come on here. Welcome here. Come on. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and this is a guy whose wife is a lawyer. She was looking for work in Chicago, and he used his tools to help her. to us. He's got a TikTok account and he knows out of them write songs. So he wrote a song asking somebody to please hire his wife. Oh boy. That's already going to be really quince.
Starting point is 00:57:28 It worked though. Oh really? I haven't listened to it yet. I wanted to hear it with you. It's going to be quinge. Somebody hire my wife. My wife is an attorney. She's a lot smarter than me. She's sucking for legal work in Chicago or writing. She's the go. Let me tell you her experience. She's the other deals vehicular. Animal cruelty and SVU, I swear to God, if you hire her, should be a great addition to your crew. I like that guy. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:01 That's funny. It's cringe on purpose, you know? It's a little quench on purpose. No need to do a four-up. Please hire my wife because she's got some skills. That's low-key, real dope. Lo-key dope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:14 That was Loki dope. I wonder what he does. I wonder if he's in like a situation like, I am where my wife is the breadwinner and she is in charge of everything. I mean, I wish that's the dream. That's the dream, bud. It is the dream. Low key, the dream, bro. She was throwing darts at me
Starting point is 00:58:28 yesterday, though. Uh-oh. Because she's counting down to 55. Like literal? Not, like, just verbal darts. Because she gets to retire at 55. Yeah. She's like, when I'm done at 55, we're going wherever the kids go. Like, wherever the kids move to, she wants to be there. She's like, not like you could ever retire.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Yeah, teachers are always too nice, though. They never retire 55. She's... They all say that, but then they're like, oh, they care too much because they're all helpful and all that. She's a speech pathologist. She can do things like privately and stuff, but I think she needs a barric. She's tired.
Starting point is 00:59:01 It's a long run. Yeah. What do we... Or she'll hang her. I don't know what she'll do, but... Help them kids not say quinge. Yeah, I... My job is to just... I got to work to, like, drop that in here. We're a widowly quinge. We are widowly quinge.
Starting point is 00:59:13 So good... That's exactly what I would have done. Yeah. Because I have no skills to go get a job. Yeah. I would say, please hire. my wife because she is smart and good at things and I don't have brains. Attorneys get paid a lot, so please.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Pretty, please. Please hire my wife so I can stay home and play with my sound machines. Thank you. Oh, nice. I want to play on computer while wife go job. I mean, yeah, if any attorneys out there need, you know, trophy husband. Oh, right here.
Starting point is 00:59:36 He's right here. Shark King. Like some black socks because it does stain. It's going to stain your socks. Oh, good idea. I only, I weirdly, I don't even think I have any white socks anymore. I went from all white sock to all black socks. That happens as you get older.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Yeah. That happens. There's something I was about white socks where I'm like, oh, I'm going to make me look how old. I bought a pack of these these van socks that I wear. Yeah, those are different. Yeah, I like those. I'm sure I have some with a little somethings on. I pretend that I'm still young.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Hey, hey, we are spry young. We're youthful. Gentlemen. We're full of energy. Yots. What? Susan's never it was. Yeah, I know, Susan.
Starting point is 01:00:16 I'm sorry. Yop. A Vee in chat says, if you've been. Put a Wawa pretzel on your dash with the defroster on. It'll keep it warm and soft. That's a nice little hack. That's a good idea. We had pretzels.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Where do we go? Oh, we ate at the Skinny Atlas Lakehouse Pub yesterday for lunch. Nice. Yep. I don't know exactly where that is. No, but I've driven by all those places a million times. I've looked at their menus. Did you get the chicken wings?
Starting point is 01:00:37 Sun did. They looked good on the pictures where they top notch. I'll run through the whole table if you want. I do know that I like that very much. I got the Philly cheese steak. Okay. With some fries. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:49 Okay. It's a good lunch menu. The youngest got buffalo tender, so I guess not wings. Buffalo tenders. I just like it. Were they good? Were they good? Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Clutch. Good. Uh, wife got shrimp tacos with onion rings. But they look really good. She's fancy, though. She likes that stuff. That's what I mean. Oldest got cheese cassidia.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Oh, we got Zadilla. With some fries. Mother-in-law got the biggest plate of loaded nachos I've ever seen. My mother is a little baby. My mother-in-law is a little baby bird. She eats like, She eats like two peanuts a day That like sustains her
Starting point is 01:01:20 Yeah When they brought the plate out I go you'll This is a joke That's great There's not any way Chicken or beef Chicken
Starting point is 01:01:27 Chicken Nice And then my father-in-law Got the beef on whack People love that I love a beef on whack I think I've tried But we started
Starting point is 01:01:35 With pretzel logs Oh That's what good The honey mustard Good spot You don't like a beef on whack I don't know if I do or not Is it
Starting point is 01:01:42 It's the It's like the Like the beat with the I shruke Right And they dump it all over But the chemoac roll is what makes it. It's like a saltier roll.
Starting point is 01:01:51 And sometimes those rolls are way too salty for me. Also, sometimes they have a horse radish on them that can be clearing out. That's what I like. And they had a good horse radish over there. You know that's made out of real horses? It is? Good. They take a horse and a radish and they put it in a blender and you go horse radish.
Starting point is 01:02:06 And you squeeze out what the juices are. I hate hair metal. I always have. I think it sucks, like glam rock and all that stuff. So I don't really care about a poison re-anniversary tour. No. But did you see why they? They called it off.
Starting point is 01:02:19 So Poison was going to do their 40th anniversary tour. But Brett Michaels wants all the upstate money for himself. Yeah, how'd you guess? Oh, that's just what I figured because he comes up here and does it himself. Why would he want to split that? Exactly. Brett Michaels demanded 600% more than the rest of the band. Because he can come up here and do all of Poison songs and get paid that.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Yeah, that's all, like, he's figured out a way to screw his band over and be like, I'm just going to go do on Skinny Bop without C.C. see Bobby and Ricky. I'm going to go do it myself. Real nice upstate New York. You killed poison. They said, Ricky Rocket says he wanted the lion's share of the money to the point where it makes it not possible to even do it. He wanted $6 to every one of our dollars. You just can't work this way. Not like that. I can see him like if it was a three to one. Fine. It's Brett Michaels. Yeah, it's a friend Michael. It's no longer poison from
Starting point is 01:03:13 88. Right. It's people are clamoring for us. The basis. Yeah, no one cares about, I mean, some people care about Ricky Rocket and C.C. DeVille, but it's one of those where... They want to go see Brett. Yes, it's one of those where, be thankful that you're going to get a little money out of this. You know, because, again, hop on board. No one's going to be offering you the same money to tour solo as, you know, I drum for poison. He's working on, he said, finding a replacement for Brett and doing the tour without him isn't out of the question.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Yes, yes, it is. Who? What are you going to do? Or, you just. Chris Gaines out there. Come on. You're right? Or you just don't have to.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Yeah, just don't do it. Because again, but there's so much money to be made, you know? Well, just you see how many people show up to just Brett Michaels around here. Yeah. But I'm going to say, are people really clamoring for poison? I think the same people that would go to Brett Michaels would go to poison. I don't think.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Yeah. I'm probably way off. I don't think he sells any more tickets with poison. Like, if you're like Brett Michaels at the amphitheater or poison. at the end of there, I think he sells as many. Insert, state fair, grandstand things. Or casino, yeah, I apologize, yeah. But, yeah, it's, uh,
Starting point is 01:04:25 I don't know. Yeah, so I mean, it's not a surprise that he wanted more money, but six to one. Yeah, that's a lot. No, why even bother? I've got bad thoughts, I've got bad vibes, I've got bubble belly. I'm gonna throw it up. Go throw it up. All right, radio world, we're gonna hand you off to the 90s and 9.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Gaming stream powered by, according to our chat, We're a lot today. I agree. I know we're a lot. I wish somebody out there would do a Ronnie Radke spoof. Parity where he sings about salads. Yeah, make him a salad and make him a nice guy. He's a nice guy.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Not so mopey. Chat says we're a lot today. I think we are. We're shot out of a cannon this morning. We got a lot of thoughts and feelings coming out of us. And we're not done yet. We're going to do a basketball game. We got big emotions.
Starting point is 01:05:14 We got big emotions. Like Cody said, are you looking at our old report cards where we're disruption to the class and others? Pleasure to having class. Just really wish he could keep his thoughts to himself. Talkative. If he just applied himself. Just a little talkative.
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