The Show - CHUNKY

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

We’ve got a new keepie uppie world record holder. By a lot. The Giants have a new head coach. Verizon was down for a whole lot of people yesterday. Josh likes that someone starts his peanuts for him. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Thursday, rainy cold. Uh-oh.

Getting slippery out there. What? The winter weather advisory warning. Slingo County's eating tacos. They're eating tacos up there. Slinga County's eating tacos. It is slick this morning. Be careful on your commute as it's just kind of like,

and it is barely freezing. It is barely freezing. It's 34 Nudica, 28 Syracuse, so some of it's melted and some of it's not. Well, yes, it's where you came from. It's what, if it happens down here, that's when it's going to get. rough because you up by you it was like upper 20s if it gets to that here everything will freeze

and it's soaking wet out on these rolls and it was definitely me turning out of my driveway and slipping a little bit so it is slick out there be careful luckily I only just had a coating on my car yeah not a lot of snow yet I mean it was that like you can't turn on your high beams

squall yep but up on air hills and then once I came down here there was nothing but you can see it's making its way here's a free invention for anybody who's smart at making things. It attaches to your window. So like when you roll down your window and there's snow on the window, the snow goes out instead of falling into your car.

Am I making sense? I wish, yes, because it's the same. I know they have sometimes that little like rain guard thing on the outside. Yeah. But there's still nothing that can keep snow from going to your car the same way when you open your door before you brush it off. Even if you brush it off when you open it, they're still going to get every bit on your seat.

It's very confusing. And, of course, it's like, without fail. Like last night I drive home, so my wipers are on. Yeah. Park my car. I don't think to turn my wipers off. I get in my car this morning, wipers immediately turn on and throw all that snow right to the vehicle.

Yep. Yeah. So somebody can invent something. Maybe it's a... Trying to think here. All right. Well, I mean, the invention is a snow brush, Josh. If you would just brush off your damn window.

I was trying to think of something. Something on the inside, like a little gutter. Yeah. On the attachment of the window, that way when, you know, you roll down a little, when it comes in, it falls right into your little gutter. You know what I'm saying? But then it's a gutter full of water. But, I mean, it's snow right now. Yeah, true.

All right. And then, and then, now that it's done, it's into your gutter thing, right? It's a movable gutter. So you just go like this. You roll the window down a little more, flip the gutter, and it goes out the window. Well, there you go. free invention for somebody if you want to make the snow gutter idea. Cody just came up with. Regular

Harry Houdini over here. Look at them over there. It is a Thursday. What does that mean? Well, we do have another pair of five finger death punch tickets to give away. Congratulations to somebody who's going to win those. This many. Five? Five fingers? And the death punch? I can't do that. It's that Bruce Lee thing.

Oh, that one inch of fury where like they do that. Do you look guys that do that? Like that one, whatever it's called. You're right. I'm not. It's weird. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football. Of course, they are playing the Broncos this Saturday. Programming note, Utica Friends.

What's up? Bill's game will be on Tony FM, 991. That's cool. So we'll be on K. Rock is going to be carrying. We got a hoops game, and then there's comics game. Wow. The Bills game will be on 991 in the Utica market here in the Syracuse, Swigley area, 100.9, 1065. So.

I turned into K Rock, and it was. It wasn't there. Where is the game? I'm telling you now. I'm making you privy to that information now. 99.1. Tony. All the Tony is you, Tony.

It actually, that's all it is. It's Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony Braxton. Uh-huh. Give me more. Oh, man. Tony, Tony, uh, cold guy. Tony Bennett. Tony Bennett.

They mix it in, pallet cleanser. They call it. Time for the Tony Bennett palate cleanser. Has Tony Dan's ever done music? Uh, anytime he, he sings on his show, they use that as the bumpbacks to random. You're listening to Tony one at 99.1. Okay, he's the voice guy. Yep.

Uh, man. I can't think of any of their Tony musicians. I mean, back in the day when they first started, obviously Tony Barbardo did their weather. Yes. That's an obvious. Um, yeah, I don't, uh, that's, it's not a lot of Tony's. Tony I owe me from Black Sabbath But that would just be guitar music

Tony Orlando and Dawn Remember Tony Orlando and Dawn Okay yep They could do like quick little Like the house band Tony the tiger is the mascot That's the mascot That's how they sell the show

Tony Joe White is an American singer Known as the Swamp Fox Oh I thought they You said you were known as the Swamp Fox I thought I was Tony 99.1 it's great.

Tony Lewis is the singer of the outfield. Oh, Tony Braxton. You said Tony Braxton. Oh, I did. Oh, okay. That was like the second one you did. Oh, I don't know. I was going to make sure.

Tony Banks plays keyboards in Genesis. Well, they're definitely playing Genesis on Tony. Yes. There's really not. That's like, that's the end of Tony's. And those weren't really famous Tonys. I mean, they were, but. Wow.

If you're out there and your name is Tony and you got a little. bit of music ability. I think there's an opening for you. Figure it out. I think there's an opening for you. This is a legit Guinness World Record. This is cool. This one's not stupid. Because I couldn't do this. Nobody can, obviously, because it's the record. Soccer player kept the ball in the air, meaning doing that like juggling? Juggling it. Yeah. How long you think he kept in the air for?

Oh, man. I have, I don't know how long, but I have seen some of these records attempted, and it's a long time. So I'm going to shoot for the moon. I'm going to go 20 hours. hours, 21 minutes, two seconds. He did it for a day. The soccer enthusiast used only his knees, chest, head, and feet to keep the ball airborne, surpassing the previous record by 26 hours. It's like, bro, at that point, you're like, all right, dude, you beat the record like 20 hours ago. You're good.

I didn't realize it was that short of a time. He was allowed a 15-minute break every three hours during the attempt. The activity is also called kick-ups or knee-up. There's no, who called? This is, you know what? This is the most British thing ever. The activity is called kick-ups or keep-y-uppies. I might, do a little keep-y-uppies, don't you?

I go do yourself a little keep-y-uppies, do you, man. Brof, do a little keep-y-uppies in the neighborhood. Keep-y-upies. It sounds like, I want to go out so do me keep-y-uppies. Hey, my, Matt. You can come running back inside. I froed up. I froed up doing my keep-y-appies.

Oh my God. Did anybody ask him why he decided to go for 20 hours longer? That I don't know. He said, I want to inspire others to push their limits, promote consistency and focus, and show how social media can be used to spotlight positive challenges and achievements. Look at that. What a positive young chap. Well, he's doing his keepy-uppies.

No for him. Keep-y-upies. Can you imagine that? You're varsity soccer player. Hey, coach! You want to start to keep me up easy or what? I'm going to start for practice. All right.

We're all stretched out. You want to do, you want to make the team, just keep me upies out here. Keep me upies. Boys, we don't keep yuppies. Let's go.

Grubble puppies. Thursday means Cocoa Puffs tonight. Yeah. Yeah. 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel, Twitch.com. T.com. C.N.Y.

Coddy will go live. Yeah, we'll see what's up. Show you some of that. Good, good. Brought you by Sweetgrass, Joe's Buds, and East Coast, Emeralds. Maybe we'll play some hockey or something. Oh yeah, you said you've been playing that game.

It's hockey season, kind of, right? Or download that free Mickey game. Get real big to play that Mickey game. I forgot that that wasn't. That's free for some reason. Yeah, that's a free Disney game is, I feel like that's a big deal, right? And it looks trippy, so if you're a little stone, that'll be fun. All right, everybody wants your opinion on this John Harbaugh news.

Like, he might go coach the Giants. Yeah, that's, I mean, when you look at the teams that, available that have got coaching vacancies, I mean, I would go to the Ravens. That's where he came from. So that kind of, can't do that.

As an idiot, why did he leave the Ravens or do you fire to what, I don't know anything about the guy. I read him and Lamar kind of their relationship soured a little bit. Pardon me. Maybe it just kind of ran its course.

They weren't really getting anywhere to the teams they have had the last few years with Derek Henry and Lamar. Like they should be unstoppable. So I think it was just probably maybe this time. He got kind of sick of it. Is the Giants problem a coaching problem or is it a team problem? See, that's my thing with NFL and actually a lot of coaches. I know that they're very big and it's important blah, blah, blah.

I mean, Ryan Dable was good. I think that just didn't work out. So you got to find the next guy to try, even though Day Bowl, it wasn't really his fault. You know, I mean, you've got to, if you're going to be hiring these coaches, you've got to let them pick their teams. Yeah. It's the, there's a funny press conference from way back in the day from Bill Parcells

that if you're going to, oh, no, I'm going to mess it up. But if you're going to want me to cook you the meal, you got to let me shop for the groceries. Oh, okay. And if I'm cooking your meal, I'm shopping for the, so what does that mean? Like the front office is picking all these players and the coach can't. And he's, he stopped with what you're dealt. And he's a pretty good.

guy when it comes to talent and development and stuff. So when you got a young-ass team, like the Giants do, then, I mean... Dave says Harbaugh lost the room as well, wouldn't fire his offensive coordinator. Yeah, he's a Harbaugh. They're very stubborn. Yeah.

Look at all the crazy stuff that went on in Michigan under Jim Harbaugh, and he was like, I don't know, I didn't do it, and I'm out of here. Yeah. So, I mean, out of all the vacancies, the Steelers, he doesn't want to go there. that's Ravens Arch nemesis So that one was weird

I mean all the other ones Are all kind of wishy-washy When it comes to the roster You don't know if the dolphins with Tua You don't know I don't think that Kyla Murray is coming back And the Cardinals The Raiders are

They've got pieces But the Giants There are a lot of coaching openings right now I think what I see 25% of the league or something There's like eight And I'm missing a couple I'll coach if somebody needs a coach

Throw me in I'm pretty good at Madden Yeah right We're good at Madden Cleveland but again, Giants have, I think, is, I'm a Cowboys fan. Their core roster, I think, is better than a lot of these,

if not all the other teams that are out there that he could go to. Ben in our chat says Giants have the most potential talent with all the teams that have openings. Dart, Malik Neighbors is going to come back from his ACL. I mean, they probably will resign Wondale Robinson. Maybe you've got Cam Scatterbro that everybody likes. So if they get another running back, you got good defense. It's a good team.

That's at least a fun team, which since they drafted Daniel Jones has not been fun. I don't even remember who was before him. But man, that era just sucked, watching his derpy face. Tommy Cotlet's still on the backups down there? No, where is he? I saw he was like, is it the Patriots? I don't know where he ended up. I don't follow that guy at all.

I saw he was on the Patriots or their Packer Squad or somewhere. Well, not to be a bummer here, but have you been following this Sam Beal story? Mm-mm. Former Giants cornerback Sam Beale has been missing for seven months. Oh, that's weird. His sister posted on Monday, I'm not here to answer a bunch of whys and hows. I just need this to land in the right direction to gain some form of answers and closure.

I'm a big sister and I need my brother to know that we love you and miss you. And it's been a very heavy feeling for months to carry around. I guess Beal was last seen by his girlfriend in July. He dropped her off before. a week, before work, told her during a phone call that he was headed home to Virginia Beach. He was in her vehicle. The vehicle was recovered in Virginia Beach with his shoes, socks.

Oh. And a pair of slides in his wallet. Yeah. So it sounds obviously where that can go. Yeah. Where was the car? Like at Virginia Beach. Like at Virginia Beach, though?

Like, you know what I mean? It just says in. So maybe the town of Virginia Beach. I don't know where. That sucks. I remember him. I remember him. Yeah, so that's...

He's only 29. Yeah, 29. They don't know where he is. Malth illness. You can make assumptions, sadly, based off that, but... These athletes, man, I've seen so many documentaries on these guys where you're in the biggest of the spotlights you could possibly be in in the world. He was a cornerback for the New York City. New York Giants.

I mean, you know, it's a big deal. And then nothing. And then nothing. A lot of these guys stop it. There's nothing. They just have nothing. They don't know what to do in order to go. Everyone leaves.

So who knows? It's sad. Yeah, wow. If you ever need to help or talk to somebody, 988 is always the number you're going to dial. 988. So I hope they find them from closure. Yeah.

You know, maybe best case scenario, you just went to hiding for a while. I don't know. We'll find out. Have you ever seen the baby from dinosaurs? now, it looks just like that. Good morning, it's killing. Oh, it's all.

We're talking about how, like, there's a woman who has, like, collectibles of all the Ninja Turtles. Yeah, and she bought one of the movie foam heads. She's got her, her, or Michelangelo, was her new one. It's the one from the Ninja Turtle 3, so when he says things like, and then she gives an exact

quote from the one where they're samurai. Yeah. But those costumes start to degrade over time, so of, like, the baby, like, the not the mama baby from dinosaurs is all like foam falling apart. And they all look so creepy too.

It looks so creepy. Yeah, like if you look up the like an E.T. Like the original E. Yes. If you look up the original E.T. It's all like falling off the bone and stuff. My face is melting from your earth air. It's really depressing.

Oh man. I mean, I get it. They're just phone costume. But also like, let me have my memories for God's sake. I just wish there was a way to like lacquerum or something. so it stays like that for forever times. Yes.

Put him in a safe case or something. Well, yes, Lottie with a great question. Everybody survived the great Verizon outage yesterday. Joe, not the guy I learned about it from at Walmart. What happened? Oh, dude, losing his mind on the phone with Verizon. What happened? He was just furious.

Like, I was just a customer? Yeah, he was, well, he wanted, oh, I was just, oh, I'll last two hours. Okay, two hours. I've been trying to figure out what exactly is going on. You're telling me that you're going to make your customers go all the way to a place like a Walmart. He sounds delightful. And that's what he was doing, standing in the middle of Walmart, where I then walked by somebody and went, oh, that's why our techs aren't going.

And the guy goes, yep, I guess not. I go, there's a reasonable reaction to that. And he goes, yep, just kept walking. Was he an older guy? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Old guys love to complain. And they love to do it in the most public way possible.

Pharmacy of Walmart. Verizon Service should now be restored following a major outage yesterday. Lasted 10 hours. It was weird. Like you did when an SOS mode, your phone did? Yeah. And like little parts would come back. Like if I connected to a Wi-Fi, which I was at Walmart.

So it would let me connect to their Wi-Fi and then I could use some things, but not others. And then piece by piece all throughout the day, parts came back until I think it was like, It was after Whiskey Wednesday that my calls started to work. Yeah, people during the show last night was like, we're getting their service back during Whiskey Wednesday. So like 7.7.30 or whatever. Yeah, mine was right about there, 7.30 sometime between 7.30 and 8. Her oldest never lost service.

So like it wasn't all Verizon customers. It was just some. Oh, interesting. Many users reported no network bars on phones like the iPhone. And they were replaced with that SOS thing, which it says when you have, you know. Yeah. Problems started about 1230 yesterday.

Verizon eventually confirmed a tech radar that its network was experiencing a disruption shortly after 1 p.m., relatively quiet on the issue, and then they updated it by 9 o'clock last night, so you should be good by now. Yeah, just if you feel like it, change your passwords. If you think somebody, you never know. Who knows? Well, it's scary that they can knock out a service, like a whole service for the country. Because you never know what exactly it was.

You know, who knows if it was on purpose or if it was a dad. at a breach or, you know what I mean? They're not going to tell you. No, you're never going to find out. They're just going to be like, that. Oh, it's fine. Yeah, no, it's fine. Nothing happened. It's fine now. Yeah, but what was it? A couple people on Verizon didn't lose it. So it's weird because some Verizon customers didn't lose service at all. But some people did. I know a bunch of people here were mad about it at the office.

I got singular wireless. I don't even care. No, mine didn't do. I mean, it did it, but it didn't really bother me. It didn't affect me. If you're still experiencing an outage, it's best to restart your device, see if that reconnects it, you know? Mine did after the last, very last time, like eight. This is what I was bragging about. I still use Debs Beeper World. I don't have a cell phone.

I want right over there. I've got my pager from Debs Beeper World, and if somebody needs me, they can page me. I'm good to go. I was over there at the time because I had to get my antenna replaced. My phone. I pulled it out too hard. Yeah, I get it. Because sometimes I use your teeth.

Do you see that? You definitely didn't see this because you're not on all the nerdy things I. I'm on. I'm nerdy. There's this cell phone guy. Like, not in this country. It was in another country, but he,

like, owns a cell phone store. And he got a package that he ordered from 16 years ago, and it was a box of old Nokia phones. Oh, my God. He ordered it 16 years ago, and it finally showed up. I don't know where it was.

That's crazy. It was just lost in the world, I guess. And then finally, somebody found it in an old warehouse. Mm-hmm. Ship this out. Ship this out. Pretend like we didn't lose this

for the last 16 years. Yeah, just get it out of here. So now he's got a bunch of, you know, In-box Nokia phones, I guess. You know what, though? He could probably make more money off those now. I think so. Then he could back then.

I think so. They're probably a nostalgia item now, and they've come back, so I can sell them for 500 a pop. Uh-huh. Yeah, and that's always the best question, off-road. So are we going to get a little credit on our bill, Verizon? Usually, if you call them,

they will, but it's like 20 bucks. But I mean... Still better than nothing, I guess. Yeah, still better than nothing. I always do that. I do it to national green. Oh, God, if my power goes out for 10 minutes. Yeah.

I'm like, hey, just so you know, my power went out for 10 minutes. How much did that say to you? Because I like to be comp for that. And they always, it's like a $10 credit. But still, I'm like, you damn right, $10 credit. I wish someone smarter than me could explain to me why National Grid is just getting more expensive. I see all these solar panels going up. I see all these windmills.

There's something. Aren't we supposed to be bringing prices down? What are we doing? There's something going on with like, the service fees and delivery fees. There's got to be, I don't know, I don't have any idea. That's what I'm saying. Can someone smarter than me explain to me why the prices are going up and not down?

I don't know, she probably already left at Channel 9 or 5 or whatever is Mary on the I team. Check that out first before you go. Mary Keeler, yeah. Before she goes to Vegas, can you please pop on over to National Grid? Like, I don't understand why, like, it just keeps going up and up and up. And everywhere I drive all over Svica County. I love solar because I feel like the sun is free, so let's harness that energy. Yeah.

I don't know if we need to cover all these like, as long as it's fields we're not using, I'm fine with it. I wish we covered like car parks and stuff with solar panels. Agreed. I also love windmills because those just look cool when you drive around. But shouldn't my prices be coming down? And I just, I don't understand and it's not everything is a scam, but it seems like there's some scam going on where the delivery fee is the same. amount is how much I use. So you're going to double, doesn't that double dipping?

I'm already paying to use it. Isn't you delivering it to me? Yeah. Me using it that you already charged me for. Yeah, see, I don't know anything is going on. So I don't, I don't know. I'm not smart enough for all that. And I'm sure that, you know, it would be.

And I know that like. Someone's getting kickbacks way high up. Well, I know these data centers are sucking a lot of energy, but that's not a me problem. I didn't do that. It's not my fault. I didn't do that. I want cheaper electricity. Yeah.

I don't know. Are people still putting solar panels on their house? Can I just do that instead? I wish. I've seen a couple. That's the move. Kind of is, man, with these electricity bills going crazy. Coco Puffs on our Twitch channel,

presented by Joe's Buds and East Coast Emeralds. Noice. And noise. The show too dangerous for radio, so it's on the Twitch. A lot of new Twitch followers, because we're giving away some five-finger tickets here in a little bit. You know what I know. noticed, uh, your penis?

No, no, you've seen that in years. No. Um, I was just to, like to see what comes natural as I go up and down the aisles for things to use as a, uh, a tobacco pipe. Tobacco pipes. Um, I noticed that Skippy peanut butter, getting into the chocolates game. What are they doing? They're putting, they're like, oh, really, Reese's, we got good peanut butter too. We'll put those inside some, uh, peanut butter cups and chocolate hearts and such. And they weren't even, uh, they were kind of reaies. reasonably priced and I would absolutely They've got Waiper bars,

they've got peanut butter thins. Okay. It looks like the G or Deli chocolate squares, but it's got Skippy in it. Right? Dude, Skippy is calling out. Skipy slap. They're like, all right, Reese's.

I mean. All right, Reese's. Get out of here. I mean, it would be next level if choosy moms had something to choose as well. Chosy moms choose Jif. That's okay. Are you a creamy or chunky peanut butter guy? Both.

Same. I buy them both. Same. Yep. No, because I know you're extra, why do you buy both? Like, you're not making sandwiches. I know you've got a whole thing. What do you do?

I do. I make sandwiches, but I like, sometimes I like to have, I use the creamy one for a lot of, like, things. I don't use the chunky one to put on my apples and crackers and celery. So what do you use chunky for? Eaton. Just like a spoonful of it? Eaton.

Yeah. Yep. Just for eatings. Yeah, I'm back on my. my nut BS, if that makes any sense. Yes, it does. Dude, it's a problem. I had to bring mine to work for when I'm hungry for later times.

I'm so back on my nut BS. I took a couple months off, and then my wife brought home a thing of cashews, and your boy can't stay out of them cashews. I've had to go slow, though, because I noticed, and this was my fault, like a week ago I saw that some of the Walmart still had the, all of a sudden maybe they got a random ballot,

order of those festive nuts. The ones that I like, I got for Christmas Day, like the chocolate one and all that stuff. And I was like, all right, so they're kind of available. And then I went back

and they were gone. So I got to slow down my nut consumption of those nuts. He's never going to slow down his nut consumption. I got to branch out my nut consumption and put some, a different variety of nuts in my mouth.

But I got plenty of varieties of nuts to put into my mouth. This is going to sound disgusting and it's not really what I feel like, but I like chunky peanut butter because it's like it's half chewed already. Whereas I like a handful of cashews. I like chunky peanut butter because it's like somebody started it for me already.

No. Like I'm a busy man. I live a busy life. I don't have time to chew a whole mouth full of nuts. So chunky peanut butter is like somebody started. Got it going for it. You like a little baby bird action first. I do.

Somebody already started chewing it up for me. No. No. Well, as long as we're talking food. No, we're not anymore. Not anymore. No. No.

I have a baby bird. I like it. I like, guys, I'm an extremely busy, is that why you like salsa? Media personality. A little salsa, because it's like kind of like already chewed up vegetables. It's like somebody stopped on the tomatoes already. You're like, right?

What? Cousin Jay, thank you. You can't sit there and say that and think that's a normal statement. Well, you guys don't feel like when you get a mouthful of nuts, it takes a while to chew all those. Well, just only put a little sample nut in your mouth. Like what I'm... Chew your nuts slow.

Here's what I'm saying. Listen, the show can tell you anything. I don't know how many nut tons we can make, but... If I got the thing of cashews... Yeah. And I have a handful of cashews and I eat them. Yeah. I'm chewing those for, what, 30 to 60 seconds?

Whereas if I got a spoonful of chunky peanut butter, that's a 10 to 15 second treat. Because it's like somebody already... Somebody already started it. What about like a cashew butter? They have one of those? I've never had that before. That's the whole thing.

I'm imagining so. Dude, if you go to sodders, they make it for you right in front of you. They just mush up peanuts? I don't know if they're Amish or Mennonites and Soddors, but they have, like, the peanut butter station? What are they just squeezing nuts with their hand as hard as they can? No, they got a machine and they make the fresh peanut butter right there in front of you. You know. Listen, that's the thing with kids these days.

There's all sorts of machines to help you not. There really is. It's different. It's crazy. Back in our day, you had to not by hand. We had to go analog. There are none you can do. But now, Cousin Jay's right.

I'm in such a hurry. I don't have time to be chewing nuts. He hasn't got time. I'm not to be chewing. I don't got time. Full loads of nut in his mouth. I don't got time. He likes to little.

Why don't you put less cashews that in your mouth? All right, here's what we're going to do then, because we've rambled on about that. Sometimes if you don't talk about it for a while, there's a lot of nuts to talk about. I want to jump, everybody jump in Twitch. As we're going to put the pole up. Here's how this works. From nuts to polls. Nuts to polls.

I'm going to put up a vote. And you're going to choose between two five-finger death punch songs. The End and Jekyll and Hyde. All right. Don't. Don't type anything yet. Please don't type anything yet. You all go hard here.

I want you to get in the chat, and you're going to vote when I put the poll up. Not yet. Not yet. Slow down. Son of a bit. Ah, subway to make a handstick. So when I put that poll up, then you'll vote.

Then you'll type in chat. That'll register you to win tickets. I'm typing the end because I couldn't spell jackal to say my life. Try. Jackal is, I want to spell jackal. So let's see. The jackal. Jackal is J-A-C-K-Y-L.

I don't know if this is spelled right in our system, though. Let me see. J-K-K-Y- Let me see. I guess that's how it's spelled. to start over again. Is it just that one? I didn't hear the thing you said because I was typing it. Is it like J, like two Y's in there?

There is a Y. Jekyll Jekyll J-Y. J-E-Y? J-K-Y-K-Y? J-K-E-Y. Is it J-Quelen? Is it that one? No, it's not that one.

I don't even know, right? Can anybody, without Googling it, can anybody spell Jekyll? From Jekyll and hide. Some of these smarter people will be able to. J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J. Jack. J.

Without Googling it, I want to see somebody type it. E L L. Y. No, no one has got it right. R O L L. Nope, that ain't it Fuzz. J E K. Nope, that ain't it, Pat.

Right, none of these, I don't, there it, J E K, Y, Y. No. Sister had it right. J E K Y L. Double L! None of that makes sense. Double L. He's so angry.

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If I ask. Yeah. What? Cody Jakes, what his name is, and I say at the same time, is it double jinks? And he owes me double Cokes? No, that it negates Cokes. Because it's Cote, Jinks, Jinks. Nade's Cokes.

Oh, and then he goes, I owe him. It's like a, okay. Damn. No, a black hole opens up. If you ask Cody Jenks, what's his name, and you say, you say Cody, yeah. Yeah, oh, geez. A black hole opens up, you know.

Oh, boy. All right. So we are approaching the Super Bowl. We're getting there. Yeah. And Instacart has ranked its most popular Super Bowl snack purchases, Cody. It's going to be a lot of chips. It's going to be a lot of random things like that. I bet there's some sneaky sleepers on there now, man.

There's a lot of crazy. new snacks out there. You walk down that freezer aisle, bro. It's a wild, wild word out there now, man. You know what I've learned, and I have never traveled to the Midwest, really. But I've learned that they've got a whole world of frozen pizzas

we know nothing about out there. Yes. Like, I sometimes try them when they're not as pricey. That's how I've tried some of the weird that's screaming Sicilian or whatever. Whatever you think we have for frozen pizzas, they have like 10 times that. I see videos all the time of like, you know, when you go

to a Walmart and there's like one freezer section of frozen pizzas. Yeah. They've got like six. Yeah. Sometimes I see ads for ones where I'm like, where's that one? I don't know, but everybody's making a frozen pizza, man.

So let's go through some of these. Number one, tortilla chips. Getting some tortillas. What do you get flavored? You get white? You get yellow. I get canteena style. Those are good ones.

I like that. Well, hold on. Your canteen style, the thinner, the thicker. Because I like thicker. That's canteena style, right? I think that's the thinner I think isn't that more of restaurant

Or is it thicker I don't but either one of those I like them so I'm in I'm in with what you're getting Nebreka says the frozen pizza aisles out there She's in Nebraska She says they're massive I didn't know it wasn't like that I were

No because out here we've got real pizza You have no pizza out where you live We have the one aisle We got one aisle because we can go get some of the We get the best pizza ever Yeah you guys don't have that You're so lonely out there with your non-pisa.

They gotta freeze their pizzas out on the planes. Why? What was your go-to, Tortilla chips? I do like a yellow. I like a yellow. I don't like salsa, though. I don't really eat a lot of salsa. You're not a salsa guy? No.

See, I like a salsa. I like a good salsa. I'll do a queso fondito. That's what I like. A cheesy dip. For a while, though, I went too hard on the different styles of salsa to where now I only, for the longest time, I only like just a regular salsa.

Because there was like peach mango, blah, blah, blah. Oh, dude, salsa will go. nuts. There's a lot out there, man. And it doesn't, like, trigger your things are touching when it's all mixed chunky style? Some reason salsa doesn't do it, because it's all one thing in my brain, I guess. Instacart has reviewed their sales from last year's Super Bowl and ranking some of those popular snack purchases. Number two is going to be potato chips. I think we all know that I'm a ruffles guy. I like the ridges. No offense to anybody that does the Instacart shopping or anything,

I don't trust someone else with my crushables. I'm not going to be dooredashing eggs and bread and tater chips. True. I'm too scurred. You don't want them to ruin your chips. I get it. I don't know if they have the same, you know, respect for my stuff as I do. No, you got to take care of it.

A lot of them do, but still. Number three is ranch dressing. Probably for like dips and stuff. Forgot he can't have certain things without a deal. And then like some of these are like number four is salsa, canned iced tomatoes, number five. People making stuff, I think, probably. Yeah.

There's just so many options now for things. Scalions is on the list. Like, who's even, why would you get scalyons? What is the point of scalyons? Who is at home? And then goes, oh, I forgot the scalyons. And then, like, well, we'll door dash them. Just forget them.

I don't understand, like, and I'm saying this, I guess, half joking. But what is the point of scalyons? A topper. Like, it's an onion flavor that you're adding to something. If you absolutely want a piece of flaky green onion to stick to your teeth, you eat a Scalions. I don't know what the point of them are. Like, I'll get a dish.

Sprinkle them on a stuff. You go to an Italian restaurant. You get the chicken francesni. They got scalyons on it. I don't want scalyons on this. I'd rather just have... You get your pork fried rice. It's got old scalyons there.

Why? What is it for? Don't need it. Don't need a garnish. It's adding the garnish. Is it adding a flavor to it? It's green. That way, everything is all yellow.

And this adds a little green. It's a nice little touch. Makes it pop. Scalions are like the worst, man. Because you're so tiny. You can't just pick them off everything. Well, that was for that long time there. They weren't available.

Was there a scallion? There was that scalyne shortage for a while. Scarcity, Scarcy, Scarsity, Scare Scalion, Scarsity. And then I told you about that. That time of one of the funniest ones ever when we were in college, and the girls' parents from Long Island called her up in the most Long Island voice you've ever heard that your entire life was screaming at her on speakerphone for 10 minutes about not to get any scallions

because the workers are peeing on the scallions. Oh, yeah. You can't have any of the scalyons. I'm trying to tell you, Barbara. So just a little dab of racism in there, I guess, for me. But it was 10 minutes of the funniest. Sure, because it's the thickest Long Island accent ever, yeah. And she was, and the friend was poking at her because she knew that we all thought it was funny.

So why can't we? Because they're peeing on them. I'm trying to tell you. Yeah, Texine says scallions are like mild onions. Well, I don't like onions. Nope. Of any variety. Some, it depends now.

I mean, I'll use the onion powder. Because I know it makes flavor as pop. So we can look through different states as well in different areas during the Super Bowl season. And these are like where things are noticeably, I guess like a spike. Like this is where like these are very popular. Like Buffalo, you're going to see a lot of chicken wings. Yeah. Yes.

Okay. And in Florida randomly, but I feel like a lot of Florida people are from up here. Yeah, we get a lot of transplant. So they moved down to Florida just because it's warmer. I would imagine that would make sense. If you would have had a damn enough of that buffalo. weather. You're like, I'm going down to Florida.

Got one to Florida. New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, Buffalo sauce is the most popular. So, like, people making wings maybe or making a chicken wing dip, maybe. Yeah, I've been a chicken wing dip in a while. We made it this past weekend because my kids are spoiled. And my wife does whatever they ask for some reason. I don't see any.

It was delightful. It was delicious. Oh, that's what it was. California and Arizona love a French onion dip. So we're talking like the hell of a good dip. Okay. All right. For somebody that doesn't like onions and does not like French people,

I do like a French onion dip. Uh-huh. You have a problem with me, yoshua? I am part French, so it's a joke. Yeah, but I get it. I like a French onion dip. Yeah, some of those dips are good, man. That bacon one that hell of a good does.

The horse radishes will go to. Yep. Yep. The problem is, and this is going to be gross, the French onion dip's going to hang with your mouth for like a day. That's the problem. You're going to wake up the next day still tasting French onion dyes. That's the problem.

Yep. I used to have a guy that used to lose his mind in a good way over when we'd have them, and then we'd buy all of them, and then when they stopped making them, lost his mind on me and was going to complain to the whole company that I discontinued, the clam dip that hell of a good would make. Ew. It was your fault, obviously. I would order, if I have to fill the shelf, oh, I need a case for the shelf, I would go,

and two, so this guy can have a whole case of clamble. dip. What do they got for dips right? We got to get a hell of a good sponsorship because I love hell of a good. I wish they're around here. Their local hell of a good. What the hell? Meet our dips. They got a French onion. When I dip, you dip and then we all dip. We got the bacon horse radish. I accept all your cookies. We got a beer battered onion ring dip. Bold balanced and irresistible. Hell of a good harpoon IPA. What did you just go on me? What? Harpoon IPA?

Like Harpoon, the brewery? Yeah. They partnered with hell of a good and made it. Okay. Buttermilk ranch dip. What would I dip that in? Like a carrot? Carrots and broccoli probably in a ranch dip.

Anything you friggin' want, but yeah, that one's not so much my jam. The bodacious onion? Yeah, that one is... No. I've heard it is very onion-y. It's like a popin a onion. The jalapeno cheddar dip? What do I dip that in?

What do I, is that a chit? Like a tortella? Like a chips, yeah. Okay. Backyard barbecue dip? Wait, what do you? Limited time, bring the bold, smoky barbecue flavor you love and crave. Interesting.

Sassy, tangy, delicious dip ready to be. Okay. I bet that's pretty good. What would I dip in the barbecue dip? Just chips, I guess. Like a ruffle chip and then I kind of make it a little barbecue? Yeah. Mike's hot honey.

Hot honey is the big thing, man. Everyone's doing hot honey. All right, that one sounds good. And that's all other dips. All right, hell of a good. Wow, I want that one. We got to get a hell of a good sponsorship on this show. I always forget that they're all around, y'all.

Koso is popular up in Minnesota. So why? I love a good Koso. Beef sausage, popular in the Midwest. Processed cheeses down south. All of that. What are you snacking on? What are you getting for Super Bowl?

Where do you go to your moms? I think I might do it because I've done it like in my place a couple, last couple times. So I like to do it there. I don't do much. And then do they come over to your place to watch? Yeah. Nice. There's not too much room for things.

What are you getting for snacks at the Super Bowl? Already a Thursday. Look at this week. Crazy. Just chugging right along. Oh, never mind. Thinking something else. Remember it's like a butt chug?

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Wheatgrass, two locations, Union Springs, and Seneca Falls. Nothing spells romance like getting married on a Southwest flight. Oh, it doesn't. It really doesn't. Mm-mm. Just the stench of everybody in a tiny little fart box. Is Southwest the ones where you don't even get to reserve a seat? It's just like first come, first serve? Like, aren't those lawless flights?

What? That's a thing? That's a thing, I think. That would suck. Like I think they, like there's enough seats. You just got to go find a seat, right? Isn't that out where? I'm not flown southwest.

That's why people would be so antsy to get in line to board. Stevie says not anymore. All right. Yeah, I got to know where my seat is. That would be a nightmare. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can sit. I don't know if you'll be sitting with your family.

That's so weird. So weird. Tina and Roger Simpson got married on a Southwest flight. here was a writer for the New York Post who was on the flight. By the power vested in me by the state of Indiana, why? I was saying, already it gets a negative response, a review, because everybody hates when people clap on airplanes. Yeah, they do. They hate that.

I wonder if, like, what's interesting about this is I wonder if these two ever decide to get divorced, if they'll be able to find some weird law, like, well, you were in the air, So you didn't actually get married in a state. Yeah, where were they? What did she say by the power vested in Southwest and what? By the power vested in me by the state of Indiana. State of Indiana. It's where they took off from.

Are they still over it? Because honestly, that would make sense. You could not avoid my marriage because I was in international skies. I was in California at the time. That's not where we are. The state of residence is Indiana. I would have been the guy with the headphones on and my hood over my face and not even looking at anybody.

If we get everybody please stand and you're just like, oh, Jesus, no. Yeah, no, no, no. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football. So don't forget Saturday, like 4 o'clock game. We'll have the pregame and all that stuff. But programming, no. Syracuse and Oswego, standard.

100.91065. You're in the Utica Market, Mohawk Valley. The game will be on 991, Tony FM. All right. Just think of it as you got to give yourself a little high five. Go up five little notches on there. It's 94 to 99. A little high five on the radio.

So we will be on 991 for that Bill's game on Saturday. As K Rock and Utica, we've got hoops, we've got comets, we got a lot of stuff going on Saturday. Actually, I don't know what it is. I'll say. I'm assuming it's on CBS. Sure. So then just think you'll have Tony Romo calling it on Tony. Is he really?

I would imagine if it's CBS, it would be him unless it's he's doing whatever the, maybe the Texans. I don't know. I don't follow Tony Romo's schedule. Oh, they put the announcer's schedules out there. He sounds so uninterested in this broadcast and blah, blah, blah. He's just too excited. I think he's just dorky. I think that's what he is.

That's the opposite is he's too exciting. People are just irritated by him for some reason. I got no problem with Tony Romo. Well, for one, if you're going to do the same thing, we're going to know so much about freaking football launch for me. to us please when you're on the field with the Cowboys instead of waiting until the time matters the most and throwing an interception deep over the middle

that calls me the game, Tony. Yeah. Sorry, bud. I don't hold any resentment to Tony. It's okay if you go to hold the ball and decide we're going to kick a game-winning field goal against the Seahawks and the ball too slippery so it slips out of your hand and then you go to run it into the end zone

and you get tackled a yard short thusly ending all chances of any success forever. But again, he doesn't hold any grudge against Tony Romo. He's fine with it. I love him. He's dealt with it. Fine. A new poll has looked at America's top areas of expertise. Well, according to Facebook,

you're all experts on everything. Oh, I mean, that's it. You know how everything works and everybody's wrong but you. Yeah. How every single business works, how the smartest decisions are made and based off of what? Well, they should have just... You're all so very educated. They asked Facebook out. They must have. Yeah. Yeah.

2,000 people were surveyed and they asked on a scale of 1 to 10, how knowledgeable are you about this topic? 10. 10. I know everything about everything. 10. I'm the smartest person ever. List not needed. 10. Number one is reality TV show drama.

Oh, I used it. 6.4 out of 10. Yeah, I would have a while back said that, but now, dude, it's like a two. Does wrestling count? Is that reality show drama? I guess. Like, you know what I think the new reality TV is? Is it's on TikTok because if you just scroll TikTok,

people are spilling tea about other TikTokers that are like, well, Cody went over and said this about this. And did you see this video and then they'll like make a response video? So it's very reality TV on TikTok. Hmm. Well, I'm not going to be with that. Then that's even worse. I'm zero.

Number two is social media trends. You might think you know, but you don't. Don't know because we don't have any control over social media. They can change the algorithm. They can shadow ban things. They can mute you. They can hide your video. Which they do.

They do all the time. It's crazy. Free speech, but not really. Number three was home improvement or DIY projects. A six out of ten. I don't know if it was six out of ten. No, much further down. I'm pretty handy and handsy.

He's very handy. I'm handy and handy. I can do simple things around the house. Yes. I'm not really going to, I'm not great at, like, huge repairs. Yeah, no. I'm barely good at the smaller stuff. Again, anything that's like outside, that's where I come in.

Anything, once you get inside and you start having me, you know, fix a hole in the wall or, you know, any of that electrical, whatnot. See, that's why we'll be good roommates in our old age. because I don't like outdoor stuff. See, I'll be outside. I hate being outdoors. I hate to the gardens while you're making, you're hiding the wires and cables in the wall so it doesn't look all messy on our TV.

As we turn into just an old Burton Ernie. Trending music. People are knowledgeable about trending music. I don't know what, I don't know what the youth listen to now. I'm still listening to email from 2002. I try for what we do, but it's hard. What do they give it? Like what's...

5.9 out of 10. Yeah, that's what I'll give myself. And that's probably should be. not here being in the, you know, radio business, but... Yeah, I just don't know if we're... I don't know if we're in the music side of the radio business. Like, obviously we are on a music station, but our job is to just, you know, do this and talk and...

Yeah, and I tried, because I like to see what's up and coming. Like, I've, I kind of wish we played a different sleep token song. You like to have a different one you like? They have other ones before you, you gotta wean people into that, like, lullaby sound that they have in that Caramel Carmel song before you get into those. But like that, maybe we'll open it up for people to go and check them out on their own. I like to think that my music tastes our Vast Meek Good because I like a whole bunch of different things.

Like, I guess the two newest artists that I'm aware of in like the rock and like music, that side of it is Bill Murray, B-I-L-M-U-R-R-I. I like him and I like that band and that sound. And then I'm really into Fred again, who's a DJ. like an electronic DJ. Okay. And those are, I guess, newer. They could have all bolpen out for a decade for all I know, but that's what I'm listening to now.

Not even joking. Do you listen to Ronnie Cycly? Does he have a thing if you're listening to that? I would. That's that same thing, right? He's a DJ. If there's a place to listen to Ronnie Cycly, I would. I assume anywhere wherever you get Fred again.

Bro, I'm in. Ronnie Cycly, right? If you guys, if I ever have to release my dash cam footage, it's going to be so cringy at how loud I, I'm listening to like DJ sets and electronic music. Yeah. No,

as a 44-year-old man. I can't criticize you because I told you those stories about when we would turn down the road at just the road to my camp back in the day. And you could hear my dad who had recently discovered that type music playing that on his 1970s giant speakers for the whole lake to hear. And that's why I would have been best friends with Frank Lise. Because we would have liked squirrel nut zippers and we would have also liked techno. And you've just been going back and forth out on the deck. And that's, I literally, you know, obviously I love you guys and I appreciate your support. But I do house parties for myself.

I just like DJing and listening to music. Yeah. And it's great to you guys tune in. But that's probably my biggest hobby right now. I was just telling chat, I'm trying to save up for a new DJ controller so I can have new things to play with. You like to play with new little things. And I'm trying to, I'm trying to teach myself scratching as a 40. Yeah.

You should get one of those, like the first. DJ things or whatever that help you practice that. They do. Those exist. And like part of me is embarrassed that I'm a 44 old DJ but I'm also really, I like it. Screw that. I don't care what anybody says. No, you do you. Who cares? I really enjoy DJing and listening to music.

No age limit on hobbies. Yeah, no hobby shame. No, no age limit on hobbies, no hobby shame. Anything that you do that helps you relax. Doesn't matter what it is. Absolutely not. I really enjoy it, man. Nope. You do. you. This is where you and I

would outshine the the average consumer. This is if you're just tuning in, this is a new poll where they ask 2,000 people, how knowledgeable are you about different things? Obscure facts about movies and TV shows. We'd be like 9 out of 10 with that, right? Now we're talking. Now we're talking. You and I are on

the outlier for that one. Again, we've come to remembering random things that you need. Not so much, but then, you know. No, if you need a random cheers quote, We got you, but I couldn't tell you where Idaho is on a map. Math? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Plot of the Muppet Babies?

Yeah. Obviously. Gotcha. History. I don't know. The thing about, am I knowledgeable about history? I used to be way more, man. That was my favorite subject.

I think I'm more knowledgeable than most, but I'm not like one of these guys that can rifle off World War II facts and stuff. I used to be very good at all of. of like the Ottoman Empire. Yeah. I took, I paid extra. I didn't even need it to take a two different classes in college. Right, right.

On that stuff. Like one of them was specifically about like the Ottoman Empire and stuff. And now it's just gone. I don't remember really a lot of it. I used to read books and stuff about it. I don't know if it's an ADHD thing or what, but my brain has never remembered things. Does that make sense?

That's all, no, it's always been in one ear and out the other. I've just never, you can teach me all these great, historical facts and I'm going to forget it the next day. I just always have. That stayed.

It was those stayed and weirdly all of John Carra Smith class stuck. Oh, he was fun. He was fun. For some reason, all that interpersonal communication stuff. Intra-personal, like all that weird stuff. Somehow stuck, but, you know, other things didn't. I guess it goes back to our obscure facts about TV's a movie show. Yeah.

Yeah. I can rifle off dozens of random. Kurt Cobain and Nirvana facts, but I don't I don't know what year things happened in history. It's all right. Hey, listen, here's the thing about history. What? Every year something happens.

Oh, it does. Every day. Every day is historic, isn't it? Every day is history in the making. It feels like currently in the times we're in. It feels like everyday history is being made. And not always for the best. Yuck.

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Oh, do yourself something to rip. Tonight at 7 p.m. on Twitch. Oh, we. Matthew McConaughey has trademarked his famous catchphrase. All right, all right, all right. Did he really? Yeah, he's doing it to protect his voice and likeness from unauthorized AI misuse. Yeah, I mean.

I guess you're going to start doing that. That's smart. Well, that stuff, because, yeah, you or someone's just going to take it. You and I aren't even on the radio right now. This is actually all AI. This is just gathered. Voices from other parts. From when we are doing everything over the last couple years.

His lawyers applied back in December to trademark it. And it was just to prove this month. He secured seven other trademarks. Including. What else is? Just keep living, right? I mean, what are we going to do? Oh, good.

Yeah, he's the only person that's ever said. Like, come on, man. That's like when LeBron tried to trademark Taco Tuesday. Oh, he did? He thought he came up with, no, not just because he was usually, he really did. He thought he came up with it. Oh my gosh. Yes.

He's the first person to say, Taco Tuesday. Exactly. Yeah, and wouldn't it be like the writers who came up with these lines, Oger Says and chat? Like, you didn't invent these lines, Matt McConaughey. Yeah, you didn't say, you weren't just like out in the open and we're like, outright, all right, all right, all right. Unless that he was before all these movies and the writers, like, just put it in there. He's just going to say it anyway.

Just going to say it. Just put there. So maybe that's it. What else did he trademark? The all right stuff. Did he? I guess I can't find the other ones. There's a whole bunch of explanations here.

Because there isn't anything else that he's known for. It's just that. That one else, I'll give you all right, all right, all right. Because I don't think he could trademark. You're out of Lincoln. Because Lincoln probably owns Lincoln. You know what I mean? So what?

That clip everybody uses of him being like, you know what I love about high school girls? I get older than they stay the same age. Like, that's a, the writer said that. That's in a movie. You don't own that. Right? It'd be like Jim Carrey trying to trademark all the Ace Ventura stuff. No, no, that was me.

It's just off cuff. Ad lib. BC says, is trademarking your likeness a thing people can do? I think the more AI comes out, the more it should be something you can do. And if you're like a character, I bet. Yeah. Like, I don't know why, but Hawk to a girl comes to mind. I don't know, like, because she's hawk to a girl.

And that's her whole gimmick. Right? Something with like that, I'm sure you could trademark. if your whole thing is, or like a, I don't want, Duffman. Doffman, sure, yeah. Like, that's a, no, but you or I would. Well, I don't want anybody using our likeness or voices for things we don't approve of. No, absolutely not, yeah.

But it's like wrestling, how they come up with other characters. Right. Because they can't trademark Joshua Grossman. Mark Calloway can't be yours, but the Underdager can be yours. Like how the Rock had to buy back his stuff. He was Dwayne Johnson when he started his movie. movies and people are like, the hell's Dwayne Johnson? Yeah.

He's like, yo, Vince. Who's that guy just asked you about who's come back with a whole new name? That guy. Oh, no. He's in his 40s. He's an older guy. He just came back. Marks.

Is this something? No, I can't think. How do you know now? I asked you the other day about it. He did? He had it. Cardona. Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, Zach Ryder. Zach Ryder. So he was Zach for how long and now he's another. He gave a cool explanation about it on, I think it was Smackdown. What did he say? About how when he left, he could, either like go away forever or he could make a name and come back and that type deal and show that Zach Ryder is a person you want around type deal.

It was better than that. But his real name is Matt Cardona. Yeah, but he left. But Zach Ryder doesn't exist anymore. That was his gimmick for. That was his WWE gimmick. So when he got fired, they have able to keep Zach Ryder. So he had to be, and he showed that he didn't need that.

And yes, he gets to see Chelsea Green nude. So that's pretty cool. Yeah, good for him. pretty cool. He wins all around. Yeah, man, I'm telling you. I've already hit up, I've already hit up Splash Car Wash once this week, because we did it a video and I need to wash

it. Because I wrote, well, wash me. I might need to go again today before the snow hits. You plan on going today. I got it. I'm up by, I go to East Coast Emeralds, and then I just make a big loop. If you aren't familiar with our obsession, we are these spokespeople for Splash Car Wash, because we're the handsomest boys, as you know,

and they wanted the handsomest, fanciest boys. The dapparist of gentlemen. But with that, we get the membership so we can go over and wash our cars as much as we want. Yeah. Sometimes I do a lot of it, so much so that there's been times I'm driving down 57, and I'll hit the one over by, like, just past Abecoli's. And then by the time I reach 31.11, I'm like, go again. Oh, that would be. Double it up.

I would lose my mind. Double it up. They're building one over somewhere back here, the next one that I know of, on, uh, he's kind of a turnpike because that was on like a corner of somewhere back there. And I'm so excited because then I just take that almost all the way home. So I'm excited about that. Yeah, that'll be clutch. Zippy says, can you do it multiple times today?

Zippy, we did it multiple times in 30 minutes. We did a video where we just kept doing a loop and the lady was looking confused and I had to roll my window down and go, we're doing it. We're filming a commercial. I'm sorry, no one told you. There's probably wondering why these two gentlemen keep coming through the car wash. But I absolutely, I've only done it twice where I go through. through and I don't like to do it if there's lines.

Uh-huh. But if there's nobody, the way Splash works, the one that I go to on 11 over there, is you could take a left out of there. It's a little hard to do. When you take a right is easier, but if you take a very hard left, you go right back in line, it's flash and you can go back through again. Yeah. Just to get it.

I mean, you're paid for it. You're paid for it. All right. That I do. I do a couple of them. Keep the machines working good. They're all a little different. Like some of them have the spinny things.

Some of them don't have the spinning thing. Some of them are touchless. Well, that's the thing is I go through the smallest of the three. You do? The one on 11 is smaller than the other two. Oh. No, I go through the big ones. Yeah.

My whip has not yet gone through those. And then the Salt X, you're going to see our commercial come out for Salt X. Yeah. Which is like the undercoding protector or whatever. Yeah, it gets rid all that, the salt. It's all off. Yeah. Because that's what you need for this.

They've got a couple different options for, uh, it's the crap you could get, but like a little extra accoutrements. You can add on stuff. And they have like the text alerts. Dude, I, at least once a week, I get something that's like, use this code free conditioner, blah, blah, blah, yeah. I'm like, I know this sounds like a splash car wash commercial and I guess it is, but it's because we like them and they like us.

Yeah, and I like to use it. I like to use it. It's really fun. I'm a big fan. I like the way, and I like the way they do a thing where they, they blow a smell. I like the smell! I don't know what that is, but I like that smell. So make sure when you go through it, your air is not filtering inside.

Make sure it's sucking from outside. Yeah, I don't know what that smell is, but it's like a clean... Magic. Magic. They're blowing magic smell in the air. A little bit of this. Aw, that's what it sounds like. It's what it sounds like.

Susan, they have dryers. They have different air dryers. Like one of mine has like a big spinny towel, but there's another one that has just blow. Mine's got the... Yeah, it's all fun. A Utah man named Michael Grant Robinson is facing federal charges after grabbing a Wells Fargo bank on Monday.

Why is that still a thing? What's the matter of the people? Robin Banks? Yeah, that's... Running around Robin Banks? All hopped up on Scooby's sticks? Nobody is ever in the history of ever gotten away with it. Well, not in the history of ever.

I think in the history of the last 20 years probably. Yeah, like it's over now. You're going to get busted. Yeah, that's no longer the thing. That's it. Robinson entered the bank around. one, handed the teller the note reading, I got a weapon, I need $1,000. First of all, bud, set your goals higher.

You're robbing a bank. You're going to jail. Also very weird. That's my Tinder profile. I got a weapon. I need $1,000. Mm-hmm. He displayed what appeared to be a knife.

A knife. A knife. Dude. You're going to think you're going to rob a bank with a knife? Dude, you, I'm not telling you how to rob a bank. No. But it's not a knife. If you rob a bank without ever showing a weapon,

you get way less charges than if you had a weapon. Yeah, just a little bit of this. You just say, I promise I do. If you flash a knife or a gun, now your charge has just got exponentially worse. Yeah. But if you're just like, hey, I got, I got a grenade in my pocket. But never show it.

Again, please don't rob banks, don't break the law. I got numb chucks. You really want me to take those out? He gets the money. He only got about $140. Good for him. There you go. Walked right over to the Mexican restaurant,

ordered a meal, tipped the server. $140. That was able to, they were able to link, that's the guy that robbed the bank because he's there using the money that came from the bank.

Very easy to catch him. Unreal. Very easy to catch him. Get your hands off of his pedus. You're not getting any bank. You're not running banks. No. And they don't have.

There's nothing there, right? Like, they don't have it there and they're not gonna, like, the bank manager, even if there is, ain't gonna give me the key to the, Like, there's no, like, big huge vault with gold bricks in it. No, everything is digital now. I don't think you get much.

It's not even worth it, you know? Just, if anything, you got to wait for one of the, you got to, you know. Do the Italian job. We got to look for a while and see when they refill one of those, like, random ATM somewhere, and then come back with the chain and pull it with your truck and then explode it with crow bars. Oh, I've seen those videos. Yeah, please don't do any of these illegal things. No, none of that is.

But if you want a good Jason State, the movie, there's a, there's one way is the driving a truck. I'm the banker. No, he's the armored truck driver. Oh, I thought he's going to get it back. He's going to get the money back for the bank. He's just trying to have a normal job as an armored truck driver, but things go sideways, and his former skills come to the top. Dem's monies were going to kids with cancers.

Yep. Jason's, every movie's the same. 7 o'clock Cody will go live. Nice. Twitch.tv slash K-Rock. C-N-Y for Cocoa. The show, too. It's too naughty for radio.

Why is so naughty. That's going to get you a panking. You get you pankin if you don't do. A Colorado sheriff found himself taking on the role of poultry wrangler when multiple chickens broke loose in the neighborhood. I had that problem too when you're wrangling. Although here's the thing. When they get ornery, you just got to choke your chickens.

Choke your chicken. That's all. Do you like chickens or no? I forget it that about you. You do? Yeah, I would love to have some chickens. And run around and gather them all up. Yep, I want them eggs.

I couldn't cut their heads off. No, I couldn't. You know, some places make real good money off of that stuff, but that part I couldn't. I'll just have them for eggs. On behold, there'd be a chicken. Just so you know, there's a loose chicken in this front yard. Nobody knows any of their neighbors or anything owns chickens. So I just have a loose chicken.

Yeah, good chicken. Come, Bertha. Bertha. I really did not think through step two of this plan. Good chicken. What do I do with the chicken? Yeah, nothing. Nothing you can do.

Nothing you can do. I know that it's not an only-in-a-Sugia County thing because I know y'all have this, but we just have free-range chickens all over the place on by us. Randomly, you always see it on the East Syracuse Facebook thing that there's always, there's a couple houses to have them, and they're just like, yeah, whatever's chicken is on the corner or whatever, and it's funny because it's the village of East Airview. Yeah, somebody's chicken is loose here. No, when you get them in, like, a building, then I don't really, like, as much as I like

that building at the state fair, that's, yeah, that building is rough. They get stinky. But outside, and then we're going to have a little coop for them. That'd be great. Because the eggs, that's my main goal. I want to me. You'd get a lot of them. Sugar has them, right?

Didn't she have chickens? She says you get, what, want a day or something like that? It's something crazy where it's plenty of eggs. That's for truth. Gonna be eating. You're going to be eating. We can go to eat one damn eggs. Other side of falling in reverse.

We'll play a little basketball. Yeah, and then tomorrow we do. Do Buffalo Bill's Broncos. Twitch.TV slash K-Rox C&Y's where we'll play some video games. Courtesy of Ryan Phelps Auto Sales, you are buying with Ryan. Locations all over the place. Go see our friends over Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Hopefully next, tomorrow, we're playing, yes, Bills Broncos, but hopefully next weekend, or next week we're playing whatever.

Bill's again. Again, programming note, bills will be on 991 in the Mohawk Valley this Saturday. So we will not be on K Rock. We got hoops and we've got Comets. So, oh, we got all the sports happening right now. So if you were listening for the Bills, our boy Chris Brown in the call, that will be on Tony FM, 991 in the Mohawk Valley. As much as I want.

Syracuse and Oswego, you're fine, same location. Yeah. As much as I want different outcomes, I don't know if there would be a bigger game than Bill's Patriots next Sunday. Now that your cowboys are out, who do you want to go? That's what I mean. You don't really have a dog in the first. I mean, I like the Texans because I like their defense. But when it comes to this, now you look for, like, players you like.

Yeah. And again, it's kind of the Texans. Like, I like C.J. Stroud. I like a lot of their defense. I like the Seahawks. Yeah. And I like their defense. I just want Buffalo to get one.

And I feel like this would be a good storybook ending because they've closed this stadium. And then, like, they win a Super Bowl. And then they can. I wish I had a little more connection with the bills. Because then I would root for them for stuff like this. But I just don't. They don't really tug on the heartstrings. I'm not one of those, they deserve it.

Yeah. Guys, because like, yeah. Everybody deserves me. Yeah, there's a bunch of teams. The Lions have never the Browns. But the bills have come the closest. They, you know, had that stretch in the 90s and now. Now, and it's not that it's not closing, but their window in football, the windows

close real fast. What does that mean? Where their championship window, like right now their windows open. Okay. Josh Allen is probably. fire down on all cylinders. Team is crushing it. They're looking great.

But those windows get slam shut really fast. You are right. All right. So you don't want to be wasting. We'll play that game tomorrow. Best quarterbacks that have ever existed in the NFL. Those Broncos for your gaming stream tomorrow. Right now, we'll just do a random basketball game.

We're really into this basketball game right now. That's so much fun. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9 with some dishwala.