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Episode Date: July 11, 2026

No recaps on Friday’s show because we just found out our grandfather is Charles Manson....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Dumb's Happy Friday. Come on.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I like that. I like that. Now. Like when you can manipulate the mic for noises. It looks like the little pitter-patter when you run by the lady's little thing there when you're trying to impress her. Yep. It's the only way to impress a girl. It's the only way to impress a girl is run real fast.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Or you got to, like, hit your friends hard. Yeah. How hard I punch. Yeah. I got big muscles and he is a weak. So therefore, I outrank him in the hierarchy of sex. He didn't know what's coming in. So I punched him in the gun.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Do you want to kiss in the big tire? Did we have a big tire? Hell yeah, we did. It might still be there. Where was your tire? Handling. Right over by me. That park that is over in the village.
Starting point is 00:01:38 And it was like buried in the ground, like half in the ground, half out? And it was enormous. A big tire. And people, we lost our privileges so fast every day from people peeing in it. Yeah, people used to pee in our school slide. People used to pee in the school slide. Yeah, you lose privileges real quick. It was like the furthest away thing you could be in.
Starting point is 00:01:58 You know what I mean? Like away from like where the camp counselors were up from and all that stuff. Go back to the tire. Go back to the tire. Oh. Somebody peeing the tire. And it was a sick hide-and-seek spot when there wasn't pee because you could get up, you could get up top of the tire and like Spider-Man yourself up there.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, what a good hiding spot. And if they just do like that quick, like, look, and run away. That's hilarious. Yep. What a fun little, fun little memory. All right. Jimmy and Chad, I did some things in the handling dugouts and that tire. Right.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Were the dugouts enclosed? Um, were the Little League ones? Because I know, like, the high school ones were not, but there was like, those, like, sheds for things and stuff. Sure, sure. A little over the pants off of the buried tire. No big deal. What are you going to do? You all just swinging?
Starting point is 00:02:53 Happy Friday. did it, we got here. Touchdown. Touchdown. Goal scored. This, yes. Did you watch the France Morocco team? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Good. That good. I don't know how they lose. France? That's what my son was saying. My youngest was saying, I don't know how. He thinks that. And Bapa is just so good.
Starting point is 00:03:16 In Argentina is really good. And you can see how they refuse to lose as well. But I don't know. There's just something about. about that France team, man. They're really good. That's going to be a showdown. You think it comes down to France?
Starting point is 00:03:29 I could see. Absolutely being France, Argentina. Messi versus Mbapé, the Mbapes versus the Mbapes. Will they pass the torch? Will they pass the Mbop test? Or does this old dog have a new trick off his sleeve?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Yoshua. Did Argentina win the last World Cup? Is that who won last time? You are correct, sir. All right, so Messi's got a... So he's at least won one. He's at least won one. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:03:54 That was good. Although, Mbapé, man. Thank you. And this goes for his whole, every game I watch with him. What? Not just the World Cup, other ones. He, bitches, after everything.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Why? What do you complain about it? After every kick he takes, he doesn't make. It somehow, he goes and yells at the refs. The world is unfair. He missed that penalty kick. Okay. When the other guy saved it on him,
Starting point is 00:04:16 he immediately sprinted into the ref. Like, bro. Spain, Belgium today at 3 o'clock. Yeah. That a good one? Yeah. That'd be real good. Had a good one. All right. All right. We got Weird Al tonight. Who's going to Weird Al?
Starting point is 00:04:29 Man, what a weekend. I'll be out there at Weird Al. Who's coming to Weird Al? Who's coming to Weird Al? Over at the Ampet Theater. All right. You know all the buttons. You know all the places. Yama! Yamo! Last than a week for your Napa Autopar, Syracuse Nationals. Coming to the Great New York State Fairgrounds next Thursday.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Great. Great. Real nice. Imagine that guy, he's actually really excited. He's not very good at it. He's not good at intonation. I love that. I'm really looking forward to this. Oh, Thursday. Oh, real fun. Why does it feel like an SNL sketch?
Starting point is 00:05:03 Like somebody who sounded sarcasticness or not? Doesn't mean to be sarcastic guy. Yeah. Yep. Oh, cool. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:11 It kicks off on a Thursday this year. Okay, that's a good idea. All right. Well, let me hear what they got. I do you want to go? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure. I want to go to the Seric use magic. I just can't tell about your tone. I'm not sure your tone is confusing me. Why? Sure it is.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Why is it confusing? Is it? What's wrong with my tone? Are you mad at me? I'll give you all that information later on this morning. First of all, last night, Coco Puffs. As you're all asking, uh, ghost activity. Um, no, nothing.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Two nights ago, Cody, uh, was that Debbie's Duby? Duby Den, Debbie's Duby Dungeon. Yep. Which is a house that does not look old. If you are at their home, which I've been there many times, does not look old. But apparently it's how old? That area, that one was probably like,
Starting point is 00:06:12 I mean, I don't know when it was built, like late. Turn of the century, like early 1900s? I imagine, yeah. So over a hundred-year-old house. Two nights ago, Cody has told the story. He even showed us last night on camera the actual door that was being messed with. That you, if it's locked, which it was,
Starting point is 00:06:29 you can't turn the handle. You can't do that. And it wasn't just in his memory or his mind because all the dogs reacted to it. They were, you know, noticing what was going on. Yep, they were not excited. Sidebar, can we just point out something? When Cody does
Starting point is 00:06:43 Cocoa Puffs from his mother's house and Elsa is on the couch, all that is is an indictment on how much you must talk to yourself on a daily basis. Because the dog does, He doesn't even react to you talking nonstop. No.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Doesn't, like, lift the head up. You're talking to me? She's not confused by it at all. No. She just sleeps, and I'm like, this must just be him on a daily basis. He's just running his mouth. That's why.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Because else is not reacting. That's why sometimes I don't know that I don't have a voice until Saturday afternoon, because sometimes I don't say anything. I got no more words. And then I'll go to say something and this. And I'm like, uh-oh, I'm a Kennedy. Like, I just know that when,
Starting point is 00:07:26 if I'm in my office and I start to talk, his head goes up. Elsa has no reaction to you because that's just your daily life. And none of them really do either. They all kind of. Yeah, they're just used to it. Deal with me just. But it was funny how when you did take us upstairs to show us the door, they all are like, okay, I guess we're all going upstairs. Yes. Oh, they are all little shadows. Yeah, they just follow you around. Anywhere you go, I'm like, what are we doing, though? So Cody brought the ghost stuff to Cocoa Puffs last night. No real activity. No. A couple of random things. It was the, that EMF thing or whatever.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Yep, it said a couple little, like, like when I had the little log thing up there where I can say words, there was a couple times where it was weird. Yeah. Or it said some, it said else. So then, as it seems to always do, right after he ends the stream, like these spirits mess with him. Yep.
Starting point is 00:08:17 When he's at his apartment, Frank messes with him. The second it's done, they somehow know. The second you end the stream, the ghost box said, Coffin, Grandpa, Necessary, turn, fire. was like, um, in rapid succession. Excuse me? Because the, uh, Chris's dad is there. He's in, it sounds like the dearly departed mantle that we have.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Oh, really? It's like the ashes. All right. So there are, there are grandpa ashes there. Okay. So, and then turned fire, the guy did shoot that chicken thief. The thick chicken thief.
Starting point is 00:08:52 So, then you told me and I don't know if the audience heard this, but like investigators have been to your mom's house. My mom has had someone there before. What did they say? They said that there was a definite little boy in the basement. And then last night you got like a boy thing or something? And then the very last thing I got was, I was just sitting there watching TV and it went, logical, children, seller. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:16 And I said, well, and then I said to my, I didn't know this part about the kid, the boy in the basement. I then sent to Deb, I said, oh, you got dead kids in your basement, bra. And then she sent that the lady that they had come over said that there was a little. little boy in the basement. You got to sleep there tonight, too, or are they done? I think tonight might be it. Okay. Or tomorrow?
Starting point is 00:09:34 We'll see. All right. I want to see if something else happens. I don't even want to pick you up from Depp's house anymore. I don't want to go over there. You're attached, bro. I don't want to go over there. Sorry, bro, we got you attached.
Starting point is 00:09:45 But, but we're always looking for a place to do a Halloween stream, so maybe it just might be your mom's house. Right? We've been looking for haunted places and it's been under our nose this whole time. Just set up in the back. Yeah. Just go to the basement. We'll go sit in the basement.
Starting point is 00:09:58 No, that's how you'll know that it's, I have to duck a little bit. All right. Yeah, well, just go sit out in the yard. It's crazy. Yeah, so there's definite boggings down there, I'm sure. All right. Well, it was great, great Coca-puffs as always. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:12 There's some new paranormal activity happening. And even if you don't believe in this stuff, it's weird. Which I really try not to. When things like this, like last night happened, or when the door handle happens, or when your father, Frank, names his, ex-wives by name? Turns on my GD. Sync. And on the, like, on the, like, why would the random ghost box know Frank Lee sees ex-wives names?
Starting point is 00:10:39 It's weird. It was very interesting. Although the doorknob thing might have creeped up to almost the top. Just because it happened twice and it made the dogs bark so I know I wasn't sleeping. Yeah, that's a scary story. This is weird. That's a scary story to hear that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Anyways. Anyways, Twitch. dot TV slash the show. Cody's uh, Cody's possessed. He's the keymaster. He's a gay keeper. He's a keymaster. It was coming to Weird Al tonight, baby. I'll be there. If you see the most handsomest man you've ever seen walking by, that's me. And then stop him immediately.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Please don't. And give him big sweaty hugs. If Pauli big sweaty hugs, please go ahead be my guest. Hey, do you want to get. Part of me is really just waiting for him to back out of this. If we know Polly. He seems set on it. He seems set on it, but Polly is the best to back out of plans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:33 So I'm waiting for that to happen. No, I think he... Indy's got gas. I really shouldn't leave her alone. She did a toot. They didn't want to leave her with a toot. And I'm, I think, I mean... We made it to Friday and he hasn't backed out yet, so we should be good.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Should be good. You should just rent yourself a lawn chair, pop a squat. I don't know if my tickets are in the lawn or room if we have seats. I haven't looked at them. I don't know. But if not. I'm not going to sit in the lawn with the common people. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I don't think that's a little much. I don't think so. There's a lot of stuff. Who? Weird now. Dude, the show is incredible. I don't even know if it's sold out. I don't think it's sold out.
Starting point is 00:12:15 But if you want to see, like, when I tell you the best show I've probably ever seen, as someone who's been going to lots of concerts for many decades now, Yeah. He does it all. He's doing all the weird ale hits that you know. He's doing videos. He's doing costume changes. Five, six,
Starting point is 00:12:33 he still does fat in the fat suit. I don't think that aged very well. That's okay. But it's, you know, you got to remove that and say it was the 80s. It was a different time. There's a song on here that he does 11 different songs. Yeah, he does like a medley.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I can't even imagine the costume changes. Oh, it's so good. So that's cool. That's neat. And Puddle's Pony Party. Like, not everybody likes Pottles, but if Potten's, uh, Potts is listening, I'm a big fan Pottles. I like him.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Brad Garrett. He does kind of look and sound like Brad Garrett. You never, you're going to convince me it's not Brad Garrett. It'd be even cooler if it was Brad Garrett. Okay. All right. Everybody loves Weird Al. I, uh, I don't necessarily love the surveillance state.
Starting point is 00:13:18 We're slowly becoming with all these flock cameras and everybody's keeping an eye on us. I don't love it. I think that encroaches on a lot of our personal freedoms. Especially when you got some kind of just hanging out in parking lots all day. Yeah, I don't love it. And I don't know how I feel about this, because I can see the good and I can see the bad with this Waymo. So you know what a Waymo is, it's so self-driving cars.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Okay. And what people in these Waymo's don't know is that there is a camera watching you in the car that goes to a human in a center somewhere. So, like, you're smoking. I've seen videos people smoking. And they get in trouble? And they'd be like, please, excuse me, hi, can you please put that out or whatever? Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:59 So there's somebody checking in on you. Yeah. And two teenagers were in a Waymo in California, San Mateo. 15. They were drinking alcohol. Oh, my God. And firing toy guns out the window. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:14:15 How did they get into that? So, they just rented the Waymo and they're like, ha, ha, we're in a Waymo, we can do whatever you want. Well, the onboard cameras detected their behavior. And the vehicle drove them directly to the police station. So somebody, some employee must have been like, no, you're going to the police station. That's awesome. Then, well, I mean, but then what? The police arrested them.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Oh, really? They came out? Yeah, the police said two 15-year-olds are in trouble in a waymo this afternoon. Are these your teens? We were able to stop the car and detain these. two teens who were drinking alcohol and firing these like water BB guns out. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:59 So it's like... Cars got no chill, bro. Like I want to be like why you a narc, but it's also like yeah, they were doing an illegal thing. So it's like... Yeah, no, they gotta get in trouble. They got to get in trouble for that. And you're in a Waymo. That is a private business and a company. So if they're going to watch you...
Starting point is 00:15:15 It's like the car drove into the police station. Yeah, yeah. Waymo says its vehicles do have interior cameras. And in urgent situations, employees can access. live videos during the ride. Which means it might drive you straight to the cops. You're going right to jail. Still right to jail.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Right to jail. I don't love all the cameras that are just posted everywhere. No. Where it's turning out law enforcement's just like monitoring their ex-girlfriends and stuff and all those stories to keep coming out. That's kind of what it seems like now. Car snitched on you, bud. Car snitched on you.
Starting point is 00:15:44 I was trying to advise Taco Bell to just stay out of this conversation on the explosive diarrhea thing. Not worth it. But I get why they've hit. had to do it, but I don't know how they would navigate this. Like, obviously the joke is that Taco Bell gives you diarrhea. It doesn't give me diarrhea because my system is advanced. I'm a more advanced human than most. He's had it more than any human in existence.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I've eaten more. My body is just a more finely tuned instrument. I don't get diaries from Taco Bell. Nope. Just to be able. Unlike you other people. Body just absorbs all of its nutrients. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Yeah. There is no waste. My body knows all the elements. It uses as. Every bit. Every bit of that sour cream. Josh's body is like the Native American where they would use every part of the deer. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Whereas your body is the Native American and inside of you is the deer with the taco bottle. Is all the Taco Bell. Nick, his microbiome has finally merged with Taco Bell. It has. See? It has. Think back to grade school when you'd see that one like amoeba absorbing another like cell or whatever. Yeah, my body has done that. It's symbiotic with the Taco Bell.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Isn't it how they have a baby? Isn't that that? Oh, is it? No, the budding is the other one when they butt off. Oh. And that's how they do it. Speaking of babies, guys, did you know that we're parents? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Our guppies in our fish tank have little baby guppies in it right now. They finally peed on each other. If you don't know what our fish tank looks like, jump in Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. It's right behind Cody. It's been there for years and years and years. He used to be the home with Dwayne the K-Rock Lobster Johnson. He was too aggressive. He went to a new home.
Starting point is 00:17:21 But it's been fish forever. and Tom, our fish guy, put some guppies in there. He says, hey, I'm going to breed some guppies in your tank. And he put, like, six guppies in there. Yeah. And he said, they're going to have babies, and we never thought it was going to happen. And then yesterday, I looked over there, there's freaking baby guppies swimming around. Just swimming around.
Starting point is 00:17:38 And remember, Dwayne wasn't the issue. Who was? Remember a rando kept popping out and eating everything and being a jerk? I don't think, I don't think it was. Was it that, like, clownfish? It was that, like, crab that was, that showed up. all of a sudden. Dwayne was just, I think he got too big or something.
Starting point is 00:17:56 But that crab was what was killing everything. Because he brought in the clownfish and we're like, don't do that. Yeah, we're like, bro, there's something, yeah. Right in front of him, he ate like six clownfish. That's right. Now I remember. It was a salt water tank and we're like, maybe we just want a freshwater tank. So we said take the lobster.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I don't know where Dwayne ended up living, but all right, regardless, we have. Someone's belly. We have grand guppies now. We have grand guppies. Very gringobies. So there is a Taco Bell, I don't know why they felt the need to hang signs saying that they're removing items. Lettuce, cilantro, onion, pico, de gallo, and guacamole due to a nationwide recall. That recall is because of a parasite I can't pronounce, but I'll try.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Cyclospora. Cyclospora. Isn't that a who song or whatever that? Yeah, that. No, that's talking head. Psycho killer. Ah, slime was para. Diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Basically, it's just said, and like I'm seeing grocery stores hanging these signs. There has not been a specific produce supplier or specific produce type identified in this nationwide outbreak. So, I'm just not eating veggies, I guess, for a while until we figure this out. Yeah, that's not a... I don't want the explosive diarrhea bug. Because that means they could get on, you know, some more summer. time vegetables that we like more than just a lettuce. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Like a corn. Cases of cyclosporiasis appear to be surging around southwestern Michigan. It has not been declared a national health emergency. RFK, do you have any thoughts on the bug? Well, here's the thing. All you got to do is be leading a healthy diet. Okay. To begin with dead bear meat.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Okay, good. And home in unpasteurized milk? I'm bastardized raw milk. So, RFK's on it, guys. I don't worry. I'm taking care of it. I'm not concerned at all if RFK's on it. I'm taking care of it.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Thousands of illnesses are reported each year. It's not immediately clear how unusual this is, but past outbreaks have been linked to mostly bagged salad mixes. That's all Joe Biden ever ate. That's how it got into the White House. What I've been telling everybody, RFK. Joe Biden's bank salad. Salonro, basil, and snow peas usually have it.
Starting point is 00:20:17 So I guess just wash it or like sisters, saying in a chat, you can do peelable veggies, right? I mean, yeah, I guess. Okay. I don't, like, do a ton of veggies anyway, so I don't really either. I think I should probably be okay. I don't really either. So I'll just pump the pregs on my vegetable intake, which is not hard for me to do.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Oh, no. I wouldn't, we can't eat my vegetables. Oh, mom, I don't want to get to esposive diarrhea. Oh, I will poops. So I did not do any of my veggies because of my safety concerns. And remember how angry you got in me last time when I pulled my pants and I hid them underneath my dwezzle? I'm doing this for you, Mom. I'm not going to eat my vegetables.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Blamed it on my little bottle. What is that jacket that you just got on? Where'd that jacket come from? I've had this for forever times. But I forgot. You never worn it before? Yeah, but not in a long, long time. But I forget that it's so old that now it's like stained and there's no way to get the stains out.
Starting point is 00:21:11 This was... For those you're just listening, it's like a dad goes to... Dad goes to Waterpark in 1982. Oh, it's from the 70s. Yeah. This was my dad's. It's a jockey. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I like that coat. No, I just wish the stains you can kind of see there if you. That's not. It gives a character. No, it's not bad. There's a character. It's a throwback little jacket I got. It's comfortable.
Starting point is 00:21:34 I used to wear it all the time, and then it was just in my closet. Yeah, that's a guy who's taking his kids around Storybook Village, 1982. Yep. Kids, go out, all right. It's very, Kurt Griswold. Smokes are absolutely. in my pocket. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Yep. Big the thickest wallet you've ever seen in the other pocket. Caring around a beer while they look at stuff. Let's go watch the jumping horse kids. Come on. Let's go watch the carnival. Uh-huh. I'm going to play an audio clip.
Starting point is 00:22:03 See if you can tell me what it is. An audio clip. Yes. You dick. Nailed it. But it's also something. See if you can tell me what this is. Oh, now I don't know what that.
Starting point is 00:22:24 end part. I was going to say it was either the end part was because, I'll tell you something, the end part was because a minute had ended. Okay. And somebody was doing something for a minute that's now the most of that in a minute. Listen again. Now I don't know because I thought for a minute it sounded like a roller coaster
Starting point is 00:22:51 for a quick second, but it's not. It sounded like our, like the, when you spin the wheel of tattoos. Then I thought it may be a roulette. That is the new world record for the amount of mouse clicks, in one minute. 760 clicks a minute.
Starting point is 00:23:12 One egg. Just 40 eggs? I don't know. I've never gotten this far in my game. Here it is again. You in a nude egg. It's got a bush. It's Yigot Arslan is his name.
Starting point is 00:23:23 He is the new world record. Excuse me? 760 mouse clicks in a minute. Oh my God, what a dork. It is this. How do you find out? I don't know, man. Oh, fast I do this.
Starting point is 00:23:45 There's a lot of people that do, like, fast skills. There's this one guy I watch. I don't know what my algorithm is. Ruined. There's this guy who sits by a laptop. And he's trying to start and stop a timer in the fastest time possible. Okay. So it's like he must hit the space bar and then, or like the timer starts and he stops it.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I can't describe it. Gotcha, though. I get what you. I get it. But now because he's so good at that. he's adding extra things. So now it's that and then... He cuts a cucumber in half
Starting point is 00:24:19 and then stops the timer, but it's all so fast. I can't see it. Oh my God. That's... Like, how do you discover that? I don't know. I don't know. And that's got to suck to have a talent that is meaningless. Yeah, but you could say ours is meaningless
Starting point is 00:24:35 too. Like, who knows? Yeah, we're not... We're not clicking mouse as fast as we can. Is he a good first-person shooter, maybe? Like, is that how he learns? No. No. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Did real, real good hand stuff. It's the best hand stuff in person. I don't know. Because I don't know how you find that ability. I can tap your parts 173 times a minute. Be a Kimbo real quick. Are you pleasured? Are you pleasured?
Starting point is 00:25:03 Are you pleasured? Is that pleasure to you? Congratulations. That's a new world record, bud. Cool. That's, uh... Great. Great for you.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Great for you. A week from today, you will be over at the great New York State Fairgrounds. For the Napa Auto Part Syracuse Nationals, kicks off Thursday. So less than a week from now, Thursday. You'll head to the New York State Fairgrounds thanks to McGuire family of dealerships and camping world for the largest car show in the Northeast. Over 7,000 vehicles at 250 vendors. Tickets and information again at those local Napa dealers. Get info at Syracuse Nationals.com.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And Thursday night is the big Thursday night blowout. Boom. After 5 o'clock, it's just $5 to get to the Syracuse Nationals, music from the arcade. A lowrider exhibit, Nitro Car Fire Ups, Modern Muscle Dino Challenge, and a flamethrower finale. All of that happening on Thursday night for just five bucks. Get your tickets and information, Syracuse Nationals.com. No. Kids, 12 and under are.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Free. Full free. How much are kids, though? I'll tell you what, every child under 12 right now listening, 30 free tickets. You're under 12. That's crazy. I don't know if I didn't love this movie. I don't remember it.
Starting point is 00:26:25 I think maybe my brother loved this movie. All right. You remember? No. Released in 1993, Free Willy. Oh. It was a movie about an orphan boy who befriended a captive. Orca.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yep. And it became a global phenomenon. Well, it's in the reboot now. They're going to remake it. As a thing said, well, he's going to be free. Now, I don't know this production crew. Jade Halley Bartlett and Mary Margaret Coons. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:19 They're the ones that to do it. Something called Miller's Girl and Icebrose. I'm not familiar with those. No, me either. But they're working with Warner Brothers to develop a reimagining of the film Free Willy. I mean, they can, aren't they getting rid
Starting point is 00:27:34 a bunch of marine land? Whales are going back to the wild or something, I thought. I would bet they don't use a real whale. They probably use a CGI whale. Yeah. Tell me when you're a big whale. That's all the information I have on it because this article and variety
Starting point is 00:27:51 he just keeps going deeper into like their producer credits and stuff. Oh yeah, who cares. It's not going to be that hard to make a CGI whale. The movie's already been done. The original Free Willy took place in 1993, launching a franchise of movies about the beloved whale. I didn't know this. There was like an animated series,
Starting point is 00:28:14 a Free Willy animated series. I remember watching it, but I didn't care. There was a direct-to-video continuation of the Free Willy series. I do remember that. There was like Free Willy series. Four and all that stuff. Yeah, no. At that point, you just suck at freeing Willie.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah, what's he doing? You keep getting captured. Justice, I will cry right now. Yeah, Mike's going a little too hard right here. It's about a whale, bud. Well, he releases way before Free Willie came out. No, he knew it was coming. He did?
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yep. No, I'm wondering. No, I'm just saying names. Christian! Well, you... Sarah! Hold on a second. Did he record this just for Free Willie?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Maybe he did? Oh, did he? Well, it was on the Dangerous album in 91. Okay. Maybe they knew that back then, because, you know, take eight years to make none of movies. You got to use a real whale.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Got to get that real whale. Yeah, you got that real whale. I'm available to play the whale in the remake if you'd like to, anybody want to give me a call. You're going to swim real fast and jump over a kid? I can do my best. Last time I did that on a night of shores, I did get a ticket there for the game.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Yeah, so maybe not. You can get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite pod. Type in K Rock the show, or all of our links will be at the show. Dot FM. Follow, like along, subscribe. Internet! Do internet parts. Well, World Wide Web. I'll be out there in a couple weeks, and I'm talking San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Are you going to San Francisco? And it's just him going. It's just me. You know what I'm saying? If you know what I'm talking about. Finally, I can live my life. Which we support him. Just.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Thank you. Thanks, Bob. I don't know if we ever see him again. No, San Francisco's Board of Supervisors just voted on Tuesday to allow Amsterdam-style cannabis cafes within city limits. Okay. So like in Amsterdam, like you get a cup of coffee. Yeah. AJ used to tell me this all the time when he lived over there.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yep, that was like the first place to let all that happen. Everybody would go to Amsterdam. You can just walk in and buy a joint. And then just chill. And just chill out. So we'll get there in what? 10 years? We'll get to do this in New York.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah. Watching how inept the people that are running the, like the licenses and the OCRM and stuff. It's assinine that like the people they put in place in Albany, they keep firing and putting different people. Then they restart the whole process. It's insane. It's tricky. They got, they saw money first and didn't know what to do second. And now they're screwed.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah. Sam, maybe he's got to follow San Francisco's model. Monium does, you know, a lot of tourism business, has a lot of benefits from having the cannabis cafes. San Francisco is not Amsterdam. I don't know if that's what we're going to see, but there may be elements of that here. And, you know, that, again, could be part of our recovery. This will help them, we hope, find a more competitive business model to help them sustain themselves over time. What I don't like about this legislation is that it permits indoor smoking.
Starting point is 00:31:37 And I think that is going backward on our public health goals. Well, then you just don't go to that place. You don't have to go there. It's like a cigar bar. Yeah. I don't go there because I don't want the cigar smoke. I do. It used to be like you'd go, use the smoking model.
Starting point is 00:31:54 You'd go into a Wendy's. There was a smoking section and not smoking section. That was stupid. Smoke floats. Yes. That's detrimental to public health. I don't know. I feel pretty good.
Starting point is 00:32:05 But if you know that in there they're smoking, you can just not go in there. Why other, what other reason would you have to go to a cannabis cafe? I was just going to say, if you don't like, smoke you're not going to a smoke cafe yeah you're not going because they got the best coffee probably no you can't just or a delicious sandwich we don't need that Karen involved because she's worrying about other people's health so I need to make decisions for other people yeah because I'm wearing a balladette yeah like lucky says in chat it's like a non-smoker going to a cigar bar and complaining about the cigar.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Or just like, oh, I don't want to go to a bar. They have alcohol there and then they drink it. Oh, you guys are just going to drink here? I'm not comfortable with that. Why are you drinking alcohol? Yeah, it's a pretty easy fix to just not go to the cannabis cafe if you don't want to go to the cannabis cafe. Because it sounds like they're separate, which is a great idea.
Starting point is 00:32:59 It sounds like you can go to this cannabis cafe, get whatever, you know, have a little bit or whatever. Or, you know, you take whatever you got from somewhere else. It's not like it's a, you know, Josh. and Cody's weed shop where, okay, hey, how you doing here? You want to pre-roll? Okay, right there on that couch, you can smoke. They allow that in San Fran.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I wish we had more consumption lounges here in New York. We don't have any. No, because again, they can't get out of their own way. No, to just make it so you can go somewhere and chill and smoke. Yeah. Because you can go anywhere and drink. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:35 So, I mean. San Francisco currently allows for pot smoking in certain dispensary. when this measure passes, pot would also be about pot shops could then also sell food and non-alcoholic drinks while offering live entertainment. What's so? Oh my God, you're making them not have a... You want them to have a...
Starting point is 00:33:52 They're going to have a good time. Is that what they're trying to say? How fun would it be to go to a cafe and smoke a pre-roll or a whatever bowl you want? Or even a vape and watch some live music. Right, just chill. Maybe a comedy show. With like-minded people.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Yes. Because again, stoners are the chillest group. Very chill. Well, unless you're on the internet. Stoners are not chill on the internet for some reason. No, but I think that those are almost not even stoners. They like smoked a minute ago in high school or something. There's a certain caveat of stoners that are the most uptight,
Starting point is 00:34:30 angriest people on Reddit or whatever Facebook posts. They try to... Your pot sucks. Terrible. This dispensary sucks. Terrible. This dispensary sucks. These sucks.
Starting point is 00:34:40 It's like, all right, then it ain't for you, dog. Like, you're just, maybe you should try some of this marijuana
Starting point is 00:34:44 because you are miserable. It's the guys, it's usually the guys. Yeah. Who like grow their own and they have like, theirs is the bass and everything else sucks.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Yes, they know a guy. Okay, fine. So then, then this just ain't for you. I need to go to those Spencery. That's bogus.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I got my boy. He grows these pounds, dude. It's, it's like, cool. It's like, yeah. You have a friend that can supply you with marijuana.
Starting point is 00:35:15 That's awesome. It's like being mad at McDonald's because they have mass-produced burgers. Like, then don't go. I go to my house and make better burgers. I make way better burgers than McDonald's. This is ridiculous. You shouldn't be buying burgers from anywhere but a store and then making them at your house. Yeah, they're just really mad on the internet for some reason.
Starting point is 00:35:33 No, I almost think those are fake stoners. Uh, quote, we're looking to develop a space where people can socialize, relax, unwind, grab a bite to eat and have a snack, have a coffee, and consume some cannabis in the way they were doing it legally anyways. Yes. They don't have to do it in their apartment. They don't have to do it on the streets.
Starting point is 00:35:49 And yeah, maybe you're someone like me. I can't smoke in my house. I got kids. I got a wife. They don't want to smell that. They have those systems, the air systems like casinos have now. Yeah, which are magical. Smoke's gone.
Starting point is 00:36:01 You don't smell anything. I don't know. It's just one of those where it sounds like people that are going to have nothing to do with this. and not even like I'm going to have nothing to do with this. It's just, I got nothing to do with this, are going to make the decisions about this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I don't think we need this. No. Well, you weren't going to go anyways. Let me just, hold on. I got to pop my percocet. Hold on. I got a couple X-Croes. I got to pop.
Starting point is 00:36:24 There we go. Okay, now what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, illegal weed. I'm mad about this. Yeah, come on. What do you guys think? Do we ever get these in New York? Cafes we can smoke at?
Starting point is 00:36:34 A couple years. Couple? I think a five and under? I'm thinking? Okay. I don't see any reason for it. The product is legal. It's consenting adults.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Right. There should be no way. It should be... There should be no reason we can't have this, but... Yep. It'll take a while. But I'm sure that... But they have to figure out a way to tax that part...
Starting point is 00:36:53 That extra consumption tax. Well, we've been taxing everything else, but this has got to be... Got to get that tax. Much tax. ...differently. Textline thinks that the ghost app is warning of us, warning us of a indefinite impact. Because it's... had speed dive die world and it's a necessary before a couple times and it's been active we're back
Starting point is 00:37:15 it's very active we're back on our ghosty BS and I don't know why it's really doing it's something attached to Cody or something and uh following them around for some reason city yeah what pay grandpa so grandpa came into the city said Fay it's like yeah that street maybe we turned all that you don't know it keeps saying Adam to which my theory is just that the ghost's best, longest, most personal, bestest friend is named Adam. So he's just telling us about... This one communicates better. Yes, it does.
Starting point is 00:37:48 This ghost is more chatty than that, Adam. Yeah. All right. So I don't know. This is just interesting. It's going off, man. Because again, top skeptic right here. Yep.
Starting point is 00:37:58 But these last few days have been wild with what it's saying on there and like the things that are lining up with the words. Because a lot of this time, this thing just, I don't know, it doesn't say anything. It's not stuff, but it doesn't make any sense. You try to reach for whatever, and then you just end up turn it off. But this has been consistent. Yeah, it's used Adam a few times. Yep. It says grandpa a few times.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Yep. A lot of activity at Cody's mom's house. That turn fire was weird. Turn fire was scary. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? Babies in the...
Starting point is 00:38:33 There's babies in the basement. Children in the basement or whatever, man. Yep, yep. So it's just weird when it lines up with whatever you're doing if it's, however you're doing it. Yeah, you can make it be whatever you think it's saying. But when you don't have to try very hard, it's pretty cool. Sail. Sail.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Horrible. Yeah. I was just going to say, because you were singing that horrible sale song for the whole day. Me? Yeah, the other day? Yeah. I'm sailing. No, no.
Starting point is 00:39:05 No, because you kept forgetting and then going to that. That one of the guy that. Say. Yeah. Takes me your way. Christopher Cross, yeah. Mm-hmm. Nope, didn't say it.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Anything else, Ghost? So I don't know why this is a documentary, but I'll probably watch it. Capital. Capital what, ghost? We're going to do a thing now. Can you hold on? I'm going to about turn you off, I think, for a minute, okay? Ghosts.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Leave it on. Leave the ghost on. Okay. I'll let the ghost interject. We just won't pay attention to it. Okay. Unless something creepy comes out. New documentary hitting Hulu this month.
Starting point is 00:39:36 called my grandfather Charles Manson. No. It's a report. A documentary is like a report, yeah. Report back. You watch it. Um, I guess why is that maybe because you didn't know Charles Manson was your grandfather?
Starting point is 00:39:50 That's why it's a documentary? Yeah, because you wouldn't. Right? Because it's not like he had... I'm sure he slept around. But he probably didn't have kids old enough to then have kids while he was still doing Charles Manson stuff outside. Let me listen to the trailer.
Starting point is 00:40:06 So this all started because you never knew your dad. Yeah. And who's your dad? Charles Manson. I've always been the kid with her head screwed on right. And then you find out your grandfather's mansum. I submitted my DNA to unlock my grandfather's sealed records. I need to understand what happened no matter where it takes me.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Hmm. Well, I don't know if I'd be crying if I found out my grandfather. You don't have to be. You're doing anything. I gotta be a heartless killer now. I got a zabby ball. I mean, it's called. Well, Charles Manson never killed anybody.
Starting point is 00:40:50 He just sent his soldiers out to kill people. Now I got to lead a call to those soldiers. Oh, now I got to go find relatives of sharing taint. I don't like living in a compound. I don't know why she's crying. It's got a big. Hammer. Geek.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Call me a geek. Geek. I'm here, dog. Well, it's probably. shocking to learn. It would be shocking, but it doesn't mean that you have to become a psychopathic cult leader. Yeah. Nothing's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:41:20 No, it's not like anything could change. You should just go on about your day. Go on with the Crawfield. Like if somebody came in here, like, Josh, we found out your great-grandfather's Hitler. I'm going to be like, I mean, that sucks. Well, crazy. A lot of us have European roots. Yeah, like, I'm not going to cry about, like, well, okay, I just won't
Starting point is 00:41:39 do Hitler stuff, I guess. Well, all of us are related to Genghis Khan, right? Yeah, we are. He was semen and in everything. All over. Go back to Genghis Khan in some way, shape, or form. So, I mean, oh, I know, I gotta ride a horse across Mongolia. Starts carving a swastika on their forehead. I don't know why I'm doing this. I gotta take down the Great Wall of China. You were fine before you found out. Yeah. Maybe she was hoping her grandpa was just a chill dude and instead it's literally Charles Manson. You open it up your grandfather is and you slide. It's just his face.
Starting point is 00:42:13 This is weird his face. Your grandpa's Charlie Manson. Here's a video from Charles Manson. Hey, can you get my green dog? Isn't he crazy? He was crazy. He got real crazy. Just because when I start killing, there'll be none of you left.
Starting point is 00:42:34 By the time I influence some underappreciated youths. They're still going to kill everybody. I don't think I'll watch this one. I don't think I'll watch this one. Yeah, this could have been just like a segment on, like, CBS Sunday morning. I was going to say, that's that Mori? Yeah. Is your grandfather a Hitler or Charles Manson find out today on Mori?
Starting point is 00:42:58 Can it not be either of them? Uh-huh. When it comes to Joshua Grossman. Oh, no. Your grandfather is Charles Manson. Oh, oh. That was the audience. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Freaking out because for some reason. But then I jump up and I storm backstage where the camera's got to follow me. I don't like this. This is unreal. Huh? You're already crushed with a swast in your head. Oh, no. Oh, forget.
Starting point is 00:43:28 I do like a good robot story. Robits. I like a... I don't love the humanoid robots that are coming out. No, they're weird. They're weird. I do like to watch the video. of them like messing up and like slipping with their feet and trying to catch their
Starting point is 00:43:48 their ground. Yeah. So for example, the robot known as the Unitry G1. Okay. We all know that one. Well, you may have seen it as it was on a viral video during the Knicks playoff win. As for some reason, it was out at a thing. I'm not going to listen to the ghost right now.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Unless it says something, you tell me. Said the X, Y's name. It did? Frank's here. Frank's here with us? All right. Hey Frank. But we're good.
Starting point is 00:44:18 The bystandard asked this robot, Nixon 5 or what? To which the robot replied, Nixon 5, Nixon 5, Nixon 5, Nixon 5, Nixon 5. Yeah, Nixon 5. F. Tray Young, F, Tray Young, and his wispy hair. So they kind of go. Just as a heads up, you have to hate that guy. Trey Young. Nick's hate.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Trey Young. As a Knicks fan of Tate, Trey Young? Okay, good. That's why the robot was programmed to say that. That's hilarious. The robot then claimed, I'm wild and out. Is it like it's got a... Like, one of the things I always wanted to do
Starting point is 00:44:53 where you're the voice of, like, walk around a park with the robot and I'm the voice behind the curtain. You know what I mean? You're walking them around? You're thinking of that thing from the fair? Yeah, yes, yes, 100%. I want to that guy. Remember that thing from the fair that still exists?
Starting point is 00:45:10 Was it a fire hydrant the guy drove around? It was some, like, police thing or something. It was a police thing that would drive around the fan. Yeah, and you could talk. 10 yards away you'd see a guy with a headset, but you're not supposed to see the guy with a headset. He's hiding behind a pill. Does he get the little remote control?
Starting point is 00:45:24 Sitting over on the table. Hey, kids. Hey, kids, what are you doing? Think sure you're saying school. Make sure you're saying out of drugs. That's what's going on there. Well, for some reason, the small town of... What district is this in North Carolina? You're trying to have a robot?
Starting point is 00:45:38 Not in my small town. In my small town. Forsyth County. North Carolina, a town of fewer than 400,000 people has purchased the G1 to assist with hostage negotiations. That doesn't make any sense. I don't know why this would be an appropriate use of your taxes for Seith County. Or like if I were holding somebody hostage and then you just sent a robot over to talk to me,
Starting point is 00:46:07 I'd be like, no, no, not having a robot. Okay, I'm turning. Hey, bud. What you doing? doing in there with those guns. The hell? Because it's probably a little tiny things, you don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Hey. Hey fella. He's trying to, like, knock on the door to the... He got any bombs in there? No, go away. No, we're cool, bud. I want to talk to the negotiator. I am the negotiator. And then I need large pizzas and diamonds and rubies.
Starting point is 00:46:36 No. Helicopter on the roof. No. he's down. We got a man down inside the house. Robot just shoots him. Man down inside the house. But like I could see him trying to,
Starting point is 00:46:52 because I can picture in like just like that Bob's burgers where they're inside the bank of being held hostage. And I can just see that robot just like trying to push open the door. Yeah, I don't know. Negotiations. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Here is the, here is the sheriff who bought this thing for Forsyth County explaining it. We could send a humanoid. into that same situation and accomplishes the same things. Hoss's negotiation. Breach the door, go inside of the house,
Starting point is 00:47:21 do all the talk and the recording. I can program it to do whatever I want to do. Hit buttons. As you saw, it started fighting. It started dancing. It talks. Any motion that I wanted to do, I can program it to do. It sounds like you wanted a toy and you
Starting point is 00:47:36 spent taxpayer dollars on it. I was going to say, however, what I did do is spend taxpayer dollars. frivolously on this stupid robot. Because whereas, like I said, a humanoid, but why would I not want to waste taxpayers dollars? Yeah, this sounds like you wanted a robot, bud.
Starting point is 00:47:51 He's like saying the out loud part, the, you know, quietly and the quiet part out loud, like, I wanted a toy robot to play with. Yes, you. Why can't I play with the robot? You're damn right. Why can't a robot be gainfully employed in this country? Well, I could program do whatever I want.
Starting point is 00:48:08 What would you like me to do? Do you record? Yes. Filming. Damn it. Filming. Filming. Are you like a pleasure bottle?
Starting point is 00:48:17 Why don't turn that camera? I don't do sex stuff. Please don't ask again. I'm not even talking all. I am here for negotiations only. I do not do sex stuff. Let's negotiate for a handle. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:29 I do not negotiate for sex stuff. How many robot treats for a handle? Oil can. Oil can. Now we're talking. Give me oil cans. No, we're talking. Let's live them up. Let's get him in there.
Starting point is 00:48:45 I don't know. How much does this thing cost? This is just stupid. They're like $90,000. It is. It's like when the police departments buy like ATVs and sports cars and they turn them to police things. Or we had that like, didn't we have like a walking robot around here?
Starting point is 00:49:02 Wasn't it in the like St. Patrick's Day parade? Oh, did we? It was like that dog robot walking. Oh, yep. I remember. Yeah, okay. That's my dog friend. Don't talk about him.
Starting point is 00:49:11 We need to have the dog robot. To do robot stuff. Watch this. I can do backflip. Yeah. Mama Mac, do they have a lot of hostage situations in Forsyth County? Right? Like, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:49:21 We do. People be wild and down here, Deb. At least two a year. At least two to three per year. That's just crazy. I'll handle it. Everyone chill. I'm going in.
Starting point is 00:49:31 I'm going in. I'm going in. Just kicks them. The guy just kicks them over. Get on. I didn't think you robot. I've been capsized. I've been.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Because those are the videos. again that I like, where all of a sudden they're flailing around. Yeah. They're trying to keep their feet of them. Oh, that's the best. I have been compromised. I am on my back. I am on my back.
Starting point is 00:49:53 I'm on my back like a turtle. I can't get up. Please help. I can't get off my back. Hostas negotiations failed. Hostages failed. All hostage is dead. I'm a turtle.
Starting point is 00:50:02 I am a turtle. Turtle mode activated. Turtle mode activated. Feed me cucumbers. Give me carrots and food, please. Oh, damn it. He turned into a turtle. I got to read the manual.
Starting point is 00:50:14 You got activated into Turtle Mall, man. I got to read the manual again. Get the show on demand wherever you download. Your favorite podcast type in K Rock, the show. Or just head to the show.fm. It's our home base for all things, links, and videos, and streams. And? And if you're on, like, your computer, it's a good thing to have up as the secondary.
Starting point is 00:50:35 So if you're trying to look at butts. Oh. It can be us and butts. Well, the wife he pops in, and then boom, right back over. Oh, the show. No, I'm on the show of it. I'm not looking about it. You hear some weird noise?
Starting point is 00:50:46 These guys are crazy. These guys, they're crazy. They're cutting up. You know these two. So there you go. Trigger warning for self-harm and all the things. So just I'm giving you a trigger warning. Because this story does involve suicide, but there's a lot of like, I'm mad about this story.
Starting point is 00:51:05 It's been everywhere. I don't know if you've seen it. But the pilot that jumped out of his own plane. I saw just a headline. go any further because I never know. It's tragic for everyone involved and I'm mad. But like, what, yeah, what was that guy's deal? Is he just...
Starting point is 00:51:18 A flight instructor in Argentina jumped to his death during a lesson last weekend. Like, whoa. Leaving his student to land the aircraft alone. 42-year-old Leandro Bertazzo Yikes. Told his 22-year-old student during the flight, quote, You know what you have to do. Carry on.
Starting point is 00:51:42 He then removed his headset, unbuckled his seatbelt, and jumped from the Cessna. They found his body after. What the hell, man. She did safely land the plane and was in complete shock. Well, yeah, you just saw someone die. And, like, now this person, the student has to live with that. Like, I'm so proud of them they landed the plane. That's pretty impossible.
Starting point is 00:52:04 That's pretty impressive. Yeah. But they said Bertazzo showed no warning signs beforehand. You never know what someone's going. through. Yeah, you just don't know. But man, dude, it's... That's crazy. It's crazy to just say you know what you have to do and then jump out of your own plane.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Yeah, I just, I don't know. I don't... I can see probably why they were doing that that way. It's just him that's hurt. He doesn't have to crash his plane and potentially injure others or whatever, but still, like... Mouse says he'd been in treatment for something, has some mental health issues. Yeah, he probably shouldn't have been teaching flight lessons then. But I'd imagine certain countries are very last. when it comes to all of that stuff. His poor family, that poor student,
Starting point is 00:52:47 everybody involved. It was just tragic. Well, help is available. 988. Taxter call 988 if you're ever having those thoughts, all right? Less than a week until you're not bought apart. Syracuse Nationals take over the great New York State Fairgrounds. Tickets and information. So much, so much happening at the fairgrounds next weekend.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Kicks off Thursday. Head to Syracuse Nationals.com for all of that. Okay. Yeah, we're talking movies and chat real quick. Any of you guys watched that Sina Eric Andre a movie? I didn't,
Starting point is 00:53:17 I wasn't really interested in it, but then the more clips I see, I'm like, I don't want to watch this. Yeah, I'm not seeing many people that are saying it was really dumb. No thanks.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I'll pass. I don't, I'm just not a big scene of fan with that. Him is an actor? Some of his things, yes, he, okay,
Starting point is 00:53:32 fine, you find him funny or blah, blah, whatever. He just, it comes off so fake to me his whole persona
Starting point is 00:53:39 in real life that I can't can't take him as an actor when he's doing stuff because all I hear is him doing his adult. This is exactly how I am. And I want you coming to my house. You take off your shoes. We're not using the sink. Like,
Starting point is 00:53:54 you were seeing any of that stuff with him? Oh, yeah. He's kind of nuts he is. He's kind of nuts. I know, he just doesn't. Is he still with one of those bellows?
Starting point is 00:53:59 No, they've got divorced. No, yeah. I don't know. There's just, I don't know. Moana's out today with Tharok.
Starting point is 00:54:08 That just, that, I don't know. I was going to say that's just going to be. such a huge flop. But now kids might go see it. Kids might. It's not an adult movie. I get a lot of hate for my hate on Moana. People will message me and say that's what he's supposed to look like. I, what?
Starting point is 00:54:23 Did I bring a glass of ice back in here? That's so weird. Where'd I leave it? Okay. Never mind. You did not come in here with a glass of ice, I don't think. That's what I left earlier for. Sorry. Minions and Monsters is out. Evil Dead Burn is out. Young Washington? What's Young Washington? Oh, I saw the previews for that. Isn't he like a super badass, but it looks bad?
Starting point is 00:54:46 Yeah, it looks a little bad. Isn't it that that one? That Odyssey movie is out that you think is going to suck. I think it's going to be a flop. I think they're trying too hard, and I think people are just going to see the grand CGI effects, and it's not going to be that good of an actual movie. Yeah, they put every actor in it.
Starting point is 00:55:05 All of them. Every actor's in it. All of them, because they're trying to make that a whole thing. And he Hathaway's in it. Matt Damon's is in it. Multiple ones of that. I think they're doing the whole... Bobby Pattinson's in it.
Starting point is 00:55:16 The whole trilogy. Yeah, Batman's in it. Batman, bro. Doing Batman stuff. That'd be awesome. Batman is the one inside of the horse. I liked him as Batman. Have we discussed that?
Starting point is 00:55:25 I liked him as Batman. I had no problem with him as Batman. I'd go for a Batman movie. Because back in the day, they made like Michael Keaton's in Batman. It wasn't like he was spin kicking dudes or anything. No, wasn't that big of a deal? They just find good actors. And I think Pattinson's a pretty decent actor.
Starting point is 00:55:39 So I don't know what movies There's nothing really out I want to see right now I saw an interesting interview where they were like Movies like The Odyssey Are the only movies these places will make now Because they think nobody wants to see comedies in the theater And I disagree No what, that's the best place to see a comedy
Starting point is 00:55:56 Is in a theater because people are laughing Although I tend to like Oh, it's in the theaters I'd rather watch it at home Sure So I mean, but that's all movies Not just comedies but I mean Depending on what it is
Starting point is 00:56:09 I might see it in the theater You got Moana at the Midway this weekend Or boys up with the Midway Drive-in texting in So go see for yourself Go see for yourself Go to the driving The driving's always fun though Even if you don't care about the movie
Starting point is 00:56:23 The driving is just a fun night Yeah go get some I'm assuming they have snacks and such Oh yeah they do the whole snack shack Yeah get some snacks and get on open now I will be at Weird Al tonight Grass Squatch saying Young Washington was great Is it streaming somewhere
Starting point is 00:56:38 Looks like it's in the theaters. I'm not going to the theater. Weird out tonight over at the amphitheater. I believe tickets are still available. I'll be there. Hope you will be too. It's going to be a great show. I'm not and I want to tell you weirdos.
Starting point is 00:56:48 It's one of the best live shows, if not the best I've ever seen. Are you going to skank? Do I skank? Well, I'm wondering if it will embarrass Polly, who's my date tonight. Yes, I will. It's pretty true. The song doesn't even call for it. No, I'll skank.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Yeah, I'll skank. If it's going to embarrass Paul. I like that. I like that. And bring attention to Polly, I absolutely will. And it's a beer Friday. And what was? I almost flipped that beer all over myself.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Oh, but, Branching Out Bottle Shop is here. Hey! Joel and Carissa. One battle after another? One battle after another was the movie. That's the one. That's the one. With branching out mom, come say hi on the microphone.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Come on the microphone. Come on, say hi. Good morning. Good morning. What brings Branching Out Mom to town? What are you doing out here? I help in the shop on Thursdays, and then I spend the night, and Joel fixes us a delicious dinner.
Starting point is 00:57:39 I do. What did you cook last night? Last night was like an Asian turkey lettuce wrap situation. Yeah. It was delicious that I had to stop myself from eating. It was so good. Good for you, branching out mom. Branging out mom is just an example of our generation and our overly supportive moms for some
Starting point is 00:58:00 reason. Like, I don't know what. I don't know if like our moms. Yeah, but I think that our moms, I can only speak from my mother, but I don't think that her parents did that great of a job. So then, like, they're the first generation of, like, being really involved in our lives and, like, going to games and stuff. And now branching out mom is helping in the shop. Your mom is helping with your cotton candy.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Right. Yeah. My mom just talks to ghosts. It's a whole different thing. She thinks that my grandmother's talking to her. Okay. Yeah, well, she probably is. Get her an ovulus to check.
Starting point is 00:58:29 I know what? I probably could. The ovulus are ghost box. Oh. A ghost box. That's the name. It's also his finishing move. I'm sorry, but you know, Mom.
Starting point is 00:58:36 There it is. And give him the ovulus. Branching out mom. Full ghost stop. I should have worn branching out mom. She knows. When it's a beer? Oh, she watches you.
Starting point is 00:58:47 It gets a little off the rails. Township 5 in Camillas, the K-Rock four-pack this week. How much? 18. 18 bucks. Out the door. What do we have for tastings coming up? I got nobody tonight.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I try to get a tasting tonight. I know. Well, if you want to be a brand and you want to contact your local brewery and want to pop in and do a tasting from four to six. What are we starting with, Joseph? We're going to start our day. with a triple IPA. Although it's not billed as a triple IPA, and it shouldn't be anyway
Starting point is 00:59:12 because it's only 9.1% which is not a triple. Wait, so what does that have to be to be a real group? I'd say 10 plus. That's just me. It's a personal opinion. Wow. And I think most people should agree.
Starting point is 00:59:24 9.1. 9.1. It's just a little IPA, double IPA. It's called dogs and boats. To be fair, I went with the theme of the cans, and I didn't quite look at the 9.1. I like that, but it hits, what's weird is it doesn't
Starting point is 00:59:36 hit hard, and then immediately hits. Like it's, you're like, oh, that's not bad. Whoa, there it is. I gave you both small pores because I figured it was not going to be the favorite. I actually do like that. But if you like this stuff, you would definitely like this. That's citrusy, delicious citrusy beer.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Yeah. Dogs and boats. Cut as branching on mom, reveal it. That's cool. Step on up. Tell me your review. Well, I'm not really an IPA drinker. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:01 But this is good because it's juicy and citrusy. It is juicy and citrusy. What is your go-to? at the shop. Do you have a favorite? No, no. Just say cucumber blessings. Oh. That's true.
Starting point is 01:00:14 What was that cute little skit you two did with your beer, like a hot day beer? What was it called? Oh my God. What was that? Beer to drink when it's hot out. Yeah, beer to drink when it's hot outside. Adorable. They're doing skits.
Starting point is 01:00:26 I love it. All right. Beer number two, Joel. Go out. Oh. That was good. So this is from Casey B.C. We may have had this in some.
Starting point is 01:00:37 iteration before because it's called Beach Zombie and it's a rotational fruited sour. This is Rubbery Guava. Oh, I'm going to like that combo. With confidence. I think that's good. Casey, BC is downstate?
Starting point is 01:00:52 Is it Brooklyn? Okay, very good. Brooklyn. What's it called? Is it zombie something? Beach. Zombie. Zombie, Cody. What do you think about this one? Just listening. All the cans are beach themed. You can, you can see them on our Facebook or Instagram right now. I posted the cans.
Starting point is 01:01:09 That hits hard. I like that. That's a good one. Not hard, but yeah, that's, I like that. Woo. Yeah. You gotta make a noise. I would like more tart, but for a not super tart sour, I think this is like the perfect amount of like
Starting point is 01:01:25 that was good. But he did like it. He drank it fast. I love that. It's making my mouth water. Yeah, that was good. I was a fan of that. Brangier got mama's making faces. She's having a little bit. She's like in the sour faces. I love the sour faces.
Starting point is 01:01:39 It's also guava. I think guava's one of the ones that sometimes comes off like bile. It has like a weird. Yep. It's polarizing. Flavor? I wouldn't describe a beer as bile, Joe, Joel, as a, maybe it's tripping it off. It tastes like stomach acid.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Bile, right? You guys like that. Yeah, you love this. You're going to like acid reflux. What's that smell like? Go ahead. Tell me. No, it's good.
Starting point is 01:02:01 I do like that. That was a good. What's number three, Joel? Number three. This is Konichiwa beaches. Oh, I like that. That's so funny. It's a rice logger with mango, marshmallow, and, uh...
Starting point is 01:02:16 What? Oh, that's just all natural and artificial and certified flavors and colors. Okay. You've got to put that on the can. We could leave that out. Interesting. Cody and I were just talking about eating marshmallows. That'll be a cool one.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Sinister tacos and chats. Looks like I'm making a trip over to branching out this weekend. Gotcha. Which one gotcha? You absolutely should. We're catching out bottle shop Township 5 in Camilla. And this is like 0.0000001% of what they have. Yeah, this is nothing.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Whoa, drink that beer. Drink that beer. Bring that beer right now. Drink that here right now. Dude, right? Wow. That marzip hello is wild. Wow, that's really good.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I like the marshmallow taste in that. Wow, that is toasted marshmallow. Konigua beaches. Mango and marshmallow. Dude, that. That's hilarious. I don't so much taste like the mango, really. I don't either.
Starting point is 01:03:10 The marshmallow takes over. The marshmallow is, I don't think I've ever had marshmallow flavor in a beer. It's like a toasted marshmallow, like Carissa said. I guess stuff like that some more, but they're always like a winter. Yeah. Stout or porter. It's a very light beer with a marshmallow. You could just drink your smore at the campfires.
Starting point is 01:03:26 That. That's a dangerous. What's the ABV on that one? So do we have to add mango to our smores now? Yep. I don't taste any mango in that. No. 5%.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Yeah, don't even put that on the can. Yeah. Well, they needed someone to wear the headband. Oh, I guess so. All right. Could have a marshmallow? All right. That's really, that's something new.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I like that a lot. Very cool. One more beer from branching out bottle shop in Camillis. One more or not quite beer. Not quite beer. We know you love cider, so we're going to finish with a cider. I do love a cider. Me too.
Starting point is 01:03:57 That's hot weather. I just want cider. This is from bee nectar. It's called bikini bottom. It's a hard cider with pineapple. I drank mine too fast. What color one was the peach one? That was the fruited, the strawberry glove.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Oh. That you chugged. Interesting. I didn't let it settle before I didn't see the color was. I don't even know what color that was. It's gone. Yum. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:04:23 It's a pineapple. Oh, my goodness. Pineapple cider. Pineapple cider. I can't give this one on the shelf. Holy balls. Dude, that's so good. Yep.
Starting point is 01:04:31 You drink a lot of that. Delicious. With or without the bikini bottom. Yeah, take your pants off. The candy picks a floating bikini bottom. So that makes me feel like someone lost it. Or did they gain it? Other than that first one, none of these were really like beer beers.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Like the triple IPA was very fruity. The beach zombie sour was really good. The Kenichiwa beaches with the marshmallow was phenomenal. And then we're closing it out with this pineapple. I'm never had a pineapple cider, but I'm going to have more of it. That's really good. It's a banger four pack, y'all. It really is.
Starting point is 01:05:04 That's a very interesting four pack. Yeah. Hell yeah. And so you can get the four pack for 18 bucks, or we can point out where all of these are individually. If there's just one that sounds interesting, you can come in and we'll point it out. All right. Go through them one more time. Run through the homeless.
Starting point is 01:05:16 You got it. We started with dogs and boats, the 9.1% double IPA from Beard. Then we did the KCBC Beach zombie strawberry guava sour. Then we had Konichiwa beaches. Onichua beaches. The rice lager with mango. and marshmallow. And then we finished with the bikini bottom from B nectar.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Cranching out, mom, what was your favorite one of the fourth today? If you had to pick one, what was your favorite? I'll put her right on the spot. I'm going to have to go with the marshmallow one. It wasn't too sweet. Because usually when I see marshmallow, I go, oh, yeah. You know that fake sugar taste. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:02 So yeah, I like that one. And like you said, toasted. It was like a toasted. Currida said toasted marshmallow. And I wonder if the mango took a little of the sweet away from the marshmallow. Maybe that's what it was doing. Maybe that's what it was doing. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Carissa, give us the rundown hours of operation for the weekend. Yes, we are there today. And tomorrow, 11 to 7, we're there. Or Casey's there on Sunday, noon to 5. No, we're there on Sunday, noon to 5. Our Sunday guy is on a cruise. Must be nice. Yeah, we're there all weekend.
Starting point is 01:06:30 11 to 7 in tomorrow. Follow them branching on by. shop on social media. I saw that you got a whole big load of stuff to unload this week. Yeah, lots of infused beverages. Stuff. A lot of infused beverages. Lots of stuff I have to blur. Other side of this, we will get into your
Starting point is 01:06:45 90s and 9 and play some World Cup. Thank you, Branch and out. Thank you. We are going to get into your 90s at 9. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. Video games will be happening. We're playing Norway at England. I am the Viking. Cody is England, bro. There, I'm going to hit you over the goals. Unless you want to do that. No penalties one.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I like the penalties because sometimes they go my way too. All right. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. com for all video streams. And then I hope to see a bunch of you at weird ale tonight. Come out and get a good time. Yeah, my other's going to be great. Good night for a concert over at the amphitheater, okay?
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