The Show - COOL CAT

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

The apparent scam that was the D.A.R.E. program. We’ve got cheese out here getting agents & movie deals. Y’all love the deer heart. If you didn’t live through the 80’s & 90s, you have no idea how massive Garfield was. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, faultless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Kevin? Kevin? Kevin? Are you home?

Yes. Kevin? Yes. At Martin Dummies, ahoy, hoi. Happy Thursday. Scooting right along. Boots scooting boogie boys and girls. Quick week. I'm like a bird. I don't live right away. I'm like a boot. I'm like a flower.

I'm a little bit. There you go. A little Nelly Furtado. Right? Oh, that's a little A little Fittado. How's everybody doing tonight? I did watch that.

What? That Sebastian Mascow. Did you have the sketch? I told you, I like that one. Why would he be there? It was very nonsensical. That was very funny. What else is going on?

No sports last night. Had a whiskey Wednesday show. I mean, there were sports, I'm sure, but... I mean, I watched... Basketball and stuff. I watched a little bit over. football game, but it was a sleepy night.

Who's Thursday night football tonight? Oh, um, geez. Bills, Texans. Bills are tonight? Yeah. Oh, all right. Bills, Texans. A fun little football game for us to play

later on. Of course, we are your home for Buffalo Bills football. So look at me. Look at that. Learning about our programming live on the air. Something like that. So that means tomorrow we will have, oh, no, no, we don't. We would have some type of sticky, onion

I think I don't think I don't think there's a Bordop for Bills they'll just comments Yeah if there's a Comets game they'll board off from here

Then there will be a Then there will be some mayonnaise Slippery onion dressing They gotta eat Bordops gotta eat bro I mean they gotta have a meal You expect them just to sit here

And not have two Three meals They're in a shift Come on now I had a big Italian Sub Come on now I wish I made that kind of money

Back in my Bordop days To have Buffalo Wild Wings, get a sub in here, some chips. They eat well. They eat real well. I don't start hanging out with them. How are you guys doing? Who's in our chat this morning?

Kevin. What are you guys eating? He was hungry? Devin is in there. Stickers is in there, Memoli Postie. Pink, Micah. Everybody's saying, hey, Ken's in there. Fucking falafel.

So you got your dare shirt on today? Right? That's for Thursday. It's drug day. Everybody has sent me that clip about Dare being a pyramid scheme or like an MLM. Have you seen that? What's that mean? What's MLM?

Like, you know how like it's like, I'm an Avon lady. If I sign up 10 Avon ladies, I make cut off of there. I guess back in the 90s, and I don't have any evidence of this, so don't sue me. Okay. But I guess like off-duty police officers, it would sign up for Dare. And then if they signed up like 10 off-duty police officers to do their program, they would make money. And then it was kind of like... I can only debunk it for...

I era because we had officer Godfrey, and he was the dare officer. Okay. When I was a kid, I'm like through high school. So if he had any other dare officers, they weren't in my district. They weren't over in ESM. I got awesome. I don't know if that's true. But you all sent me that video.

There was a video going around TikTok last week of like some former dare officer saying like, yeah, you sign up these people. I wish I knew him. I would be like, hey. I just liked that they would bring the pill display, and I thought it was cool to see all those pills under glass. I don't know if you guys had the pill display. No, we didn't.

It was like a big framed thing. Okay. And it had all the drugs. I don't know if they were the real drugs or not, but it was always interesting to me as like a six-year-old to be like, that's all the drugs. I mean, it's interesting. They bring all the pills up to Oswego County.

No, we didn't have that or the weed. Like, here's a, here's what a nugget. weed looks like or whatever. I mean, we had like pictures and stuff. I do remember that I was way too young to be at a dare program though. Like I went, so we lived in Fulton and I went to the Valny Elementary for kindergarten in first grade. Gotcha. And that's where they did the dare. I have a core memory of me in the cafeteria at Volney Elementary, get learning about drugs. And I remember being like, I'm seven. I'm seven. I don't know any of this. I think we started in four grade. I want to say. Well, then it was fourth grade. Maybe because it was Volney and they're like, listen, you guys, you're going to go home and see a lot of these things laying around, probably on your parents or cousins tables. So just so you know.

They showed you guys all the pills. Yeah, welcome to you. Help here in the Swega County. You're going to be seeing this at a really young age, so we'll get you ready for it. And then I moved to Phoenix after that. But I was definitely at Volney High School that we did a DARE program. Interesting. Well, I mean, does that so round out? Oh. You want to sign up for Dairy? I'll be a dare officer. Mm-hmm. If it pays, if it pays well. Twitch and YouTube, Mike Serran. Of course, we will do a Coca-puff show tonight. 7 o'clock. We'll give you the whole rundown for that. We'll give you a whole lights on the lake rundown.

Long story short, didn't work. What didn't work? Dare. Oh, yeah, Dare did not work for anybody. Long story short. It worked on me, and I've said this joke a million times. It worked on me for a while. I didn't do any drugs or alcohol until like I was 30.

It should have been more education and less. Yeah. You will die and use heroin if you smoke weed. Yeah, that was kind of, that was a bad message. Yeah. If you'd even, if you even dabble in marijuana, your life is ruined. Your life is ruined. You'll be a heroin addict and your life is ruined.

You'll be doing sex on the street for weed drugs. I mean, I do, I do sex on the street, but I don't do it. For less money. For, it's free. It's just a performance. Oh, it's a performance art that I like this. He's an artist. Yeah, thank you.

You are listening to the two. worst humans in morning radio. Terrible people. We take everyone's jobs and paycheck and off the air. We're the worst human beings. We'll spit right in your face for freezes. Imagine hating Cody and I, when we're literally at home just singing songs to our dogs, we don't go anywhere, we don't do anything.

But a lot of people on Syracuse.com don't like us. No. And I'm fine with that. It doesn't really bother me. I'm just bringing you up because it makes me laugh. I think I went home. What did I do yesterday? Um,

well, I took the oldest teen out for a drive again. We went to Walmart. Nice. Jerk. Got to take, uh, they got to drive through their first car wash,

splash car wash plug. Another terrible thing you did. Uh, went and fixed my mother-in-law's computer. Bottle. Um, through Freddy's ball. Oh,

geez. Weird. I'm sorry. Went and did a whiskey Wednesday show and then watched Wicked on NBC. You're a monster of a person. I guess. I don't know. I'm the devil incarnate here, I guess.

I can't believe you're playing with my dog. You had an antler in your mouth and you were tugging more with the dog. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. In our mansions. Yeah, I guess that's... That's the other thing, too, is every time someone leaves the station, we take their paycheck. We're like Kirby, how we suck it up.

We suck everyone's income in, yep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Internet commenters. I don't know any of these people. I literally don't know any of these people. No, they do. They do.

I know them, no, personally. No, I know them. I don't know any of these people. No, personally. Personally. I can tell you for a fact. I really don't know. No, no.

They know so much about me. I don't know any of these people. I don't go anywhere and I don't do anything. No, for a fact. There's no instance where you could have had a negative reaction with me because I don't go anywhere. Unless you see me at the thrift stop or, I don't know, one of my kids' school events, I don't go anywhere. I don't hang on with any people like that because they are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

So we're going to start taking unnecessary shots. My God, some of you are the ugliest, and your makeup choices are terrible. See, now that's where you're going to get them mad at you. Oh. Mm-hmm. Well, geez, like that. I get it. Halloween time you want to look like a ghost, but to make that choice all the time, good luck.

See, we can take thinly veiled shots for no reason, too. I just don't know any of these people. It's wild. It doesn't matter, though. We're having a good time. It's fun to be able to do this because they shouted into a void where we actually hit people. Cocoa Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock on our Twitter channel, brought to you by East Coast, Emerald's Joe's buds, and Sweetgrass.

We'll tell you all about that. and I'll tell you someone who's doing better than both of us. Uh-oh. And that's Parmigino-Rugino cheeses. How do I say that? That was it. Parmigiano. Parmigiano.

Parmigiano. Yeah, there you go. Yes. That's good enough. Well, they got talent agencies now. They've been signed to contracts. Cheese. Cheese has been signed to contracts.

I like that blend when you buy the blend. When you put on things? That's a good blend. The United Talent Agency, UTA. And not to be confused with my UTI, UTA has signed Parmigiano Reggiano Consortium to secure the placement of Italian cheese in films, television, and streaming content worldwide. So like, I guess when the characters eat in cheese, they're going to be eating Parmigiano-Regiano. Yeah. Yeah.

The agency will leverage its expertise and global connectivity. across entertainment and culture. Is this a joke? No, they really got agents now. Cheese has agents. But they look to further the message of gastro. Oh, boy, this is a tough word. Gastronomical excellence and high quality ingredients,

production and distribution. So it's basically... Idiocracy, yes, we're getting there. Cheese has agents. Or it's like a silly, stupid way of a company getting their brand. ending across. Like in Wayne's world

when he was like everything was a product placement? Yes. I'm fine. Product placement. We'd do it in here all the time. Yeah, I would have no issue with it. I'd have no problem with that. These pumpkins.

I just want to be in those negotiations. Yeah. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're talking to Valveda? Right. Hold on a second. Oh. That character wouldn't be eating Valveda.

No, no, no. They'd be eating Parmesania. Parmesania. Parmesan. Margino. Right? Oh, they're having spaghetti. And they're just going to,

put what great value on there no no no no no no shatter on your spaghetti no no no no no parmesan a reger rajer rogeron oh it's really fun to say wrong try it do it right now at your house there's only one name that comes to mind when you think spaghetti topping yeah parmigrania rog ramajara ramarama rizana that's okay so get out of here with that other stuff parmajana russia who we who you fit It's the culture option. Who even is their competition? Like if I'm in the cheese aisle, I would...

Are you talking shaky cheeses? Yeah. Sometimes it's just regular Parmesan. So this one is... Generic Parmesan? Yeah, because no lie, I get that second one. You know, there's the other one where it's like, it's got like the other cheeses in it too? Uh-huh, uh-huh.

So one of them is that one. Okay. So I would contact these guys for my spaghetti services. Hi, I'm looking for a... I'm looking to work in some new cheeses into my fill. This partnership with UTA, a leading agency in cultural marketing allows us to connect with new audiences in an authentic and relevant way. Parmesan or Reggijan. Parmigini, Rijijijini.

The one name you know. Oh, Cindy, I don't know about the upcoming Worcestershire. Responsorship. Your Worsesha, your Parmesan a Ritjana. To design the LexiS, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.

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This is K. Rock. Johnny. Just caking as much black. paint on his body as he can. I did not know he airbrushed that on him. I thought he just painted it that way. You see the same video as me where he was just doing it on himself? I assume that that way when he sweated it, it would come off easier, but... I've referenced that trend quite a bit on this show where it seems like rock guys need to paint

themselves black before shows. If I looked like him, I would never, ever wear a shirt either. Oh, I'd never ever shirt or shoes on either. But no. Stegu Shahua Shire shoes. No, these rock guys are all like Jack now and they're all. all handsome and hunky. But they do that, yes.

So they're shirtless and they got like a move with the paint. Airbrush black paint on their neck or they got blackout tattoos like Daughtry. That's the other thing. I can't say that hard. Everybody I see. Everybody's doing it, but I just don't. Like, I don't get it. I don't get it.

They don't have anybody in their life that when they told that was like, what? You know who's doing it cool? Oh. You know Corinne's tattoo shop? You know Corinne, right? Oh, yes. Yeah, sorry. Yes.

Yes. She tattoos with this woman Kim. And Kim blacked out her arm, but she did this thing where it's black. But in the negative space, she did like flower shapes to show her old tattoos. Does that make sense? Connie, I see what you're saying. It's like you can see. Yeah, it's not all the way.

Yeah, it's something interesting, you know? Yeah. It was more interesting than just like the straight black arms. It was at least something a little bit to show like your past tattoos. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it had some meaning and stuff or whatever. Cool. But I feel like with the rock.

You know what I mean? There's no way that a goofy-ass Ronnie Radke is doing it for a purposeful meaning. No. You know what I'm saying? And I don't know why you'd even subject yourself to that level of pain. I have no. I don't, I don't want to. Thank you.

I don't know. Because that just has to be so much scratching and pain. I don't know. It's very weird. As someone who has their whole left arm done, and then I went back when I was 40 and redid the whole. whole thing to imagine going and being like, all right, I'm going to cover this all up with black.

I don't know, man. In a bunch of other parts. I don't know how you do it. So you know how yesterday we were watching, for those you don't know, when we're doing the show, the Today Show was on silent in here, like we'll watch the news. And we kept seeing Susan. Yes. Susan Powder?

Yes. Do you know why she was on? No. I have no idea. They made a documentary about her. Oh, really? Remember to stop the insanity lady from the 90s? I remember her, like, name, but I really.

don't. I don't really don't remember her. I don't remember her infomercials. I feel like I was probably just too young. Like, right. She had super short white hair or like a bus cut maybe. And she would do like the stop the insanity. I think it was weight loss, right? Was that part of the weight loss?

Workout videos like they were showing, I guess. And apparently the reason she was on TV is because Jamie Lee Curtis made a documentary about her. Okay. Because she went from a vet. She had a net worth of $300 million to going on welfare and driving Uber Eats. That's how far she fell. What, what did, I mean. I'm going to watch the documentary because now I'm interested.

Do you know what she did? And then anybody doesn't want to hear it. I have a clip real quick. I think he said, do you remember Susan Potter? And I was like, stop the insanity. Susan Powder was a queen of the infomercial. She was the original wellness influencer. Susan was inescapable in the early 90s.

She was a bona fide celebrity. This is fun. Is that why she disappeared? I never said, show me the damn bank balance. I should have. You are walking back from having spent the whole day in a welfare. Probably a manager, dude. It's always a manager.

Maybe I'm crazy. I have no money and I check my bank balance every day. Maybe that's why I check my bank balance every day. If I had $300 million, I would be so aware of everything happening. Like the same thing happened to Dane Cook. Look, his brother stole all of his money. Yeah. Yep.

Just by like lying to him? Ed, show me the damn bank balance. I should have. You are walking back from having spent the whole day in a welfare office. And you're walking back to the welfare weekly that you live in. Hey, this is Susan with Uber Eats. It's this tsunami of what was, what happened, the truth. Wow.

And I'm going to blow the roof off this time. I got to watch that, man. I feel terrible with people that have. they find success and they lose them all. Wow. I didn't know her story, but I mean, that's a pretty big fall from three hundred. That's like Mike Tyson level. I think people just get taken advantage of.

Yeah. People just take their money and like your managers, screw them over. You don't think the person that's, you know, on your side or helping you or you or you would think, you know, was helping you. be the one that's literally stealing everything from, you know what I mean? But that's how those people work. I mean, I take everyone's paychecks when they get fired, so who am I to talk? That's also true. I'm out of here just stealing from people as well.

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Come on down down. Come on down, get some triggin and some ribs. And, of course, East Coast Emeralds over there behind the Daily Diner. Yo, Sweetgrass has got some sick winter merch, like hats and stuff, man. Like, I want all three of the things I just saw. Oh, you want her to go get in our cars and drive to Sweetgrass and buy some good good and also gamble? You want to go gambling? Yes.

Okay, let's go. We still never, I've never even stepped foot into the casino they have out there. I know, I want to. I don't go see what they got going on in there. I've been itching to play some slot machines, and then you went with your mom, and now I'm on a go slot machine even more. Me and my mom fed some fat pigs.

My mom took me gambling at the casino. We fed of fat pigs real quick. I'm trying to wonder what wrong here. As, oh, oh, I think. Angel Curl, age 47, was arrested for domestic. battery for punching her boyfriend in the face. Now, why did she punch her boyfriend in the face? Yeah, what do you do?

Police report that Angel Curl and her boyfriend had invited another female over to engage in sexual activity. Ain't no wrong way in a three way. However, investigators say once all parties were in the same room, all parties declined participating in sexual activity. This made Angel angry so she punched her boyfriend in the face. Wait. So then.

So maybe it kind of sounds like cold feet type deal maybe. But Angel is all horned up and now she's mad at her boyfriend because they couldn't go all the way with it? But yeah, you're going to be mad that your boyfriend didn't want to do it with another lady? I don't know. There's more to this than. Can I just speak on behalf of the boyfriend? because maybe I'm speaking on behalf of ugly guys. Maybe like maybe as an ugly guy, maybe like she got there and saw that he looked like me and she's like, I don't want to.

And then Angel's like, damn it, you blew it. You blew it. You blew it. Keep the mask on. To bring that dad-ass text works. Speaking as an ugly guy, I think maybe that could have happened. So she got mad at him. Yeah, I really don't know because he said all parties declined to have sexual activity.

So they got in the room and Angel looked said, no, I don't want to do sex. The boyfriend said, no, I don't want to do sex. The new lady said, I don't want to do sex. So Angel punched her boyfriend in the face. That doesn't make sense. The best part of the report is that the female guest who was not doing the threesome. Yeah. Is quoted in the report saying the female guest witnessed curl, hit the victim in the face with a closed fist.

So she's just sitting there on the couch. Like, you guys, can I go? Never mind. Thank you, though. Can I go? They met that now. There's again, there's more. Honestly, because they, again, I'm focusing a lot on the, they all said that no, none of us,

we all declined to do sex. They all did the sex. He focused more on the new lady than his girlfriend is what I'm, that's what I'm going to go with. So they're doing a little PR move or they're saying, no, no, no, no. We didn't want to do anything. None of us had sex. But what ended up. as Angel Curl did not like that she was not getting the attention.

Yes. You only have one winky and two Jynies. Yeah. That's just math. So, I mean. And this show is still on the air. I don't understand it. I don't understand it.

It's science. Two winkies and one. No, two jimky. One winky. Two giants. Yeah. One jealous girl. Yeah.

One jealous girlfriend. Man. That was my favorite TGIF show. One winky two gianties. Yeah. And one jealous girl, man. One winky, two jini's. After step by step on Friday.

I love it. It's just math. After the diet dana car, diet rupee or dana car. That's just math. Nothing you can do about it. Well, I hope they all get it worked out. Or do we think maybe like, let's stick with that same math, one winky two gianties? Yeah.

Maybe my fellow here couldn't. Couldn't sustain long enough. That's true. As an ugly quick guy, I'm telling you right now, I get it. I would get the struggle. She was like, this was it. This was our one time. This was our one try.

I got too excited. Sorry, Don. Got a figure with the two of you. No time is cut in half. Oh, so we're not having a three-way then? Great. We were for. One winky, two dineas.

Fifteen seconds. We will be live at Bagelicious, on about a week and a day. Cody, next Friday, we will go live for our annual Thanksgiving hangover food drive. Live and in person, come on down and get yourself. Crazy old baloney banana. That's already happening.

But the silliness aside, it is a great cause. We try to bring awareness to our food bank as there are people with food scarcity this time of year and always, sadly, in our community. So how do we help them? Well, we give back. And to benefit the food bank, you can bring non-perishable food items or cash donations. Down to Bagelicious. Anytime.

They're taking them all the way up until next Friday. So stop over there. If you do stop over between six and nine, six, nine next Friday. And no purchase necessary, and you donate a non-papers of food item. You are eligible to win some party passes to neon New Year's Eve. This big neon party happening, and I'll tell you about later on this morning. Yeah, this is crazy. I got to find these.

I'm going to steal them. for tickets and information. I got to get in on all that. We will see you next Friday morning over at Bagalicious. Speaking of eating, and then I'm going to get into something here. He has a snack? I'm sure it's great. I just don't know how you guys do it.

So many of you are eating your deer hearts right now because I guess didn't rifle season open Saturday? Yeah, people take big bites. I love venison, but I don't know if I could eat a deer heart. Not the way that you see the people out in the woods doing it. Everyone is saying, text line just said, it's the best, you goes, I'm having Deerheart tonight, help my cousin yesterday, and he rewarded me with the heart, one of the best pieces of meat on a deer.

You guys ever try it, no thank you. Cook it, and I'll take a bite, but you could have the rest of it. Because I eat when, I mean, it's similar. I was saying Deerheart's good. Lottie's had pickled Deerhart. It's similar to when you cook a turkey and there's all the giblets. I've taken a bite of every single one of those giblets that are in there. Mm-hmm.

They're, it just, I think it's a texture thing for me. Yeah, no, it's a weird texture. It just tastes like a dry, crumbly meat. The giblets, so does a deer heart just tastes like, kind of like a, like it tastes good, but kind of like dry and crumbly? Everyone raves about it.

I got photos on my timeline last night, people eating their deer heart. Yeah, my dad would, would eat all of the, not the heart, whatever in the turkey, all that crap. Mm-hmm. I don't know, I would at least try it. I don't, I mean, you see people out there's take a bites of it, though.

Just like out in the wild. You're more badass than me. I ain't taking a big old bite out of a deer heart. No, I don't thank you. But I'm sure it looks good. Susan says, my father hated the heart and liver, but my uncle used to eat them raw. That's what I'm saying.

Like, yeah, you see people out there just going like an apple, and it's like, no, that's okay. I'll throw up later, though. You're good. Thank you, though. You do your thing. I mean, listen, I love that all you are out in your deer stands and you're all hunting, and that's great, you know,

kill them and eat them. but I'm not going to eat the... That's where I lose it. Like, I would like sitting out in the woods, but then I don't want to have to, like, field dress a deer and stuff. I'm an indoor kid, and I'm a song and dance, man.

I don't know some of that stuff. I'll take some of the horns if you guys don't want some of the horns for it. I'll eat the meat and the jerky if you guys bring it back. I'll be back here at camp putting together a show for later. Well, my only issue is I wouldn't be a good hunter because I talk too much. There's no way. And then how I'd be it to be quiet for two to three hours, let alone two to three minutes.

Yeah, you guys hear this show. Even when the mics are off, it's vocal stims nonstop. I can't stop making noise or singing songs or thinking thoughts out loud. I can't do it. Nope. Sorry. Tech sign says the heart is closer to a steak. It's not crumbly like a jiblet.

So all right. All right. That does. I show your dear heart. That sounds pretty good then. Your dear heart. It's just not for me. I would say someone cook us up some and let us try it, but it's like a...

It's common. They're not going to say it's going to just be handing that out. All right. So let's get back into a, well, this is a little silly here. And I was going to do it on Whiskey Wednesday last night, but the deeper I went down this wormhole, the more I was like, I got to bring Cody in on this conversation. Because you, you, if you didn't live through the 90s, it's hard to understand how big of a deal. Garfield was back in the 90s. Okay, and still is. Still is, but

Garfield in the 80s and 90s, you guys. Yeah, but not like, yeah. You had to see it. Yep. So every night on Whiskey Wednesday, every week on Whiskey Wednesday, I try to find albums that came out 30 years ago and we'll watch music videos or whatever. If you don't watch Whiskey Wednesday, first of all, how dare you?

Yeah, and I mean, how dare you? What in the hell? So last night I'm looking for albums that turned 30, and I have like this whole database I go through. And it doesn't tell me like just pretty popular albums. It tells me every single album. Like the most obscure albums ever. Okay.

And I'm clicking through it. I don't imagine this is pretty high up on there. And 30 years ago today, a Garfield album, but kind of not a Garfield album, was released. And I, yeah. Let's go back. In the 90s. And I guess still today, like, because this K-pop Demon Hunters is like a show that has a music

to it, right? Yeah, I was going to say, if you're going to say what I think you're going to say, not like this. But back in the 90s, like every show put out an album. Simpson sing the blues. Well, and cartoons had background music. Like, you know what I mean? They're just walking through the living room. Garfield would have a soundtrack.

Yeah. There was always sound. There was always sound and there was always spin-off merch. Yeah. Coming out of their shells. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Love that album.

All the Vince Gore, all these stuff we play from, I mean, that's the 60s and 70s, but all the Peanuts stuff. Yeah. Simpson sing the blues, do the Bartman. That was the 90, 80s and 90s. I had it, I would listen to it. It was, oh, crap, what was the second half? Because the first half of it was the Renan Stimpy Christmas album.

Oh, Ren and Stimpy Christmas album. Cat hair balls, cat hair balls all over the place. Don't look now, hear one comes. Smack right in your first. face. So that's what we were living through. Yeah. And I, before I get into the 30-year-old album, I sent it to Cody and I go, have you ever heard of this?

And you said, I think I have. I've heard, heard, like, of it. Here's what you, I think, is in your brain. Cody said, yeah, when he texted me back, he's like, I think, like, Garfield talks on it and stuff. Yes. In another album. Oh, okay. I was saying, he doesn't sing. He just kind of, I don't say Garfield things.

Like that. In 1991, Okay. Carfield released, Am I Cool or what? That, yeah. Featuring, listen to this. Music from the Pointer Sisters,

Patty LaBelle, Natalie Cole, The Temptations, B.B. King, Lou Rawls, and it goes on and on. That's insane. It's insane.

I can't explain it to today's youth. That, that, that, Can't like you. Our cartoons were putting out best-selling albums back in the day. Right? Here's the first song off of that album that you're probably thinking of.

Shake your paw. Probably. Anything where he just didn't. Yeah. They worked on this. They worked on like a studio. Yeah. It was a simpler time.

Yeah. Because you're like, yeah, I'm just going to go listen to my Garfield album. Making Garfield albums. Where's Garfield? Here comes Garfield. in this song. Because he's got to have an appearance. Peter Vankman.

I remember this. I remember this. This is like the starter end of one of the Garfield specials. Yep. These were real musicians going into real studios. Yep. Recording songs about Garfield loving lasagna. He loved lasagna.

Can I get the saxophone turned up a little bit on the part when I say he loves lasagna when I'm talking about the cartoon cat? And what I say we do. don't want to interrupt his nap, right? We say that, right? Look his nap time. Oh, my God. I loved it.

Do you want to hear Love It when I love it when I'm naughty? I want to hear all of it. Oh. Oh. They all have a Bartman sound to him. They do. It's all that. Patty LaBelle, baby. Grammy Award winning artists

are singing songs about Garfield. You know how much money they made doing this? I don't know why they agree to do it. But that, it encapsulates what the 90s were. They love Garfield. They love Garfield. I like to imagine that like Patty LaBelle, she's like recording her album and she's like, guys, I wrote a song about Garfield. Is that a... Can we work it into this album? Remember that song I wrote a couple years ago about Garfield?

No, Patty, Patty, not. But when? But when then? Then when? Here comes Carfield. Let me just play it for you. This is Nine Lives. Oh, listen to that. I mean, this got the... Fonkey. Turn the credits of the Garfield movie. Yep.

At the end, if you're sitting in the theater long enough. Doodoo. Doodoo. If I had nine lives, I'd spend them with you. And you know there's just session musicians, given they're all like, it's going nuts. I love it. So that's the first Garfield album. You guys.

You can go run in your friends. Those, where you been all day? Bro. Still, have you heard this new Garfield? So back to my original thing. that I sent Cody. That was Garfield and like cool or what?

Yeah, that was... That's the cassette that you had in 1991. All bangers. So then, in 1995, another Garfield album calms out. I mean. And the music has changed a little bit. If we remember the mid-90s,

what was happening in the mid-90s, Cody? It was that... Beats. Yeah. Kind of techno was starting to happen in 1995. Yep, a little more electronica. So November

20th, 1995, Garfield releases Keep Cool, Cat, a techno Garfield album. These are all real words I'm saying. Yeah. To bring you, if you want to know why our generation is the way we are, is because our cartoons were best-selling musicians and they were... They were movie stars.

They were movie stars. You could buy their cassettes, their merch. Albums and Garfield, man, people... I'm pretty sure my grandma that was, she might still be, was obsessed with Garfield. Like, there was a lot of Garfield stuff. Like, people did that. Like, that Tim Robinson sketch was funny, but people really did have an ass-tled of Garfield Desquere.

The amount of Garfields that were stuck inside car windows. That was like the biggest thing ever. That was the biggest thing ever. Yep. To have a Garfield with four suction cups stuck to the inside of your car. Why don't we have that anymore? Where did those go? Bring them back.

I don't want to start sticking stuff to animals. Oh, my windows are tinted. So Garfield gets cooler in 95. I mean, now he's in, now he's in like LSD and stuff. 91 was fine. That was okay. We're doing Pagney LaBelle. No, no, no.

Now they're doing Molly. There's a cool cat in town. Don't you try to take an tag. He's a cat. He's a cool cat. Make him party in the night. He will show you how to move. He's a cool.

That people have pretty. Because of Garfield. We've got to get him on the Garfield album. Listen to this beat. I want to sing these to my cat so bad. He's a cool, cat. He's a cool, cat. How about music take control?

Ooh, the whistle's in it. Jojo, exactly right. If this song is not part of the Thanksgiving Eve House Party Jam, I don't want to listen. Oh, I'll work it in. Must have play a whole album. Garfield rolling absolute faith to this. Yeah, he's losing it. He's losing it.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jim. There's a party. We're in the house. We're in Garfield's house. It's his funky house. There's a party going on tonight. I don't know if John Arbuckle knows that. I was going to say.

It's not Garfield's house is John Arbuckle's house. Yeah, that's not Garfield's house. And was Odie invited? Right? Arbuckle's out slaying poo. But it's cat music. I just had to bring that to the air because I couldn't believe the wormhole I went down with Garfield albums last night.

I mean, there's two. How many more does he have? These are the two I find. I'm sure there's more Garfield albums. I mean, there's got to be. I only want Garfield album. Mr. Crabs is driving to the airport right now. Like, they did 20 minutes on Garfield music.

You didn't get it. You damn right. The Garfield albums are there. Excuse me. There are over 10 albums depending on the artist. The musical artist, Garfield, has... He's not a musical artist! Disagree.

Eight studio albums, with seven being released from 76 to 81, and one studio album from 2008. There's also a jazz pianist named Garfield. Wow. James Garfield that does stuff. But there's also, yeah, there's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, Crimson.

I know they did a whole world tour for Ninja Turtles. I know. I was obsessed with it. I loved all of it. Toasty is saying you've got to look up the son at the hedgehog power dance power albums. Oh, boy. I can't go any further down this wormhole, but I'm just trying to bring you all into what we lived through in the 90s.

He's a musical artist. Garfield is a musical artist. Garfield at large. Uh-huh. Oh, my God, there's 79 Garfield books. Yeah, dude. If you, I'm not over-emphasizing. You don't know how big Garfield was.

If you didn't live through it, you don't know how big Garfield was. Yeah. Crazy. Anyways, that's enough Garfield content, I think, for one day. Whoa, well, I mean, hold on. Hold on a second. The whole house came furnished. You know, one ever talks about it, though.

Go ahead. Kick that, uh, kick that chair up. so he's tongue oh what's this one Garfield coming to my life oh boy sounds like she likes his sandpaper tongue

got that little bit of that Dr. Dre Westcoe sound in this one okay yeah and okay I got one more I want to play for you because I forgot

I heard this one I think she wants to have sex with Garfield I don't know I think I might have sex with Garfield Jojo's exactly right if you're just tuning in I don't know how to explain

this segment we're talking about Garfield albums that came out in the 90s I'm out to my life Garjojo is right in chat. These are like the CDs that would be in the cereal box or if you mailed away with like a dollar bill they'd send it to you. Yep. Yep.

I couldn't believe that I saw this last night when I was listening to this album because, yeah, I spent about an hour to listen to this album. Okay. This is a real song on a real Garfield album from 1995 marketed to children about Garfield. Yeah. And it's very appropriate for a Cocoa Puffs. This is real. I'm getting high, baby. What is this?

What's this one called? It's called Getting High. It's literally called Getting High. No way. I hear if she references Garfield at all. It's about catnip. Maybe it's about catnip? Oh, yeah.

Susan with the best line of chat. Oh, my God, people would buy anything. Exactly. Happy Cocoa. I'm getting high. Cocoa Pocop's seven of course. clock tonight. And he will be.

Yep. Twitch.at TV slash Kirox C&Y. Cocoa Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch. The show, too dangerous for radio. But we will be live on Twitch tonight at 7 p.m. Thanks to East Coast Emeralds, Joe's Buds, and So Wegrass. Your Snoop is staring right into your soul there. Snoop on Sto.

Sto. Stairs right into your, oh, there go. You move he moves. There we go. Perfect. The owners of Takeria El Carbone apologize. That's our bad. They didn't know that their in-store Santa Claus was a convicted murderer.

Sorry. You Santa. Cut it up. What do you do? Robert Selling killed his wife back in 2011. I don't know why he's not in jail. But he's out and he's playing Santa. That's a good disguise, I guess, if you're...

It's out in Washington State. He got out? I feel bad for the business owner. What are they? They're not going to do a deep dive into their Santa impersonator. I mean, maybe just a... Just a Santa helper. Maybe a tiny background check.

So you should do like a little, like, could you just like tell me one thing? Can you just tell me like one thing about it? People aren't aware. Here's a perfect example. They're not aware. I don't blame them at all. I couldn't imagine a child sitting on a murderer's lap. I would not want that for my child.

And we totally agree with that. We didn't know his past. On behalf of my parents who run this establishment, they just want to apologize for any misconceptions. We've basically told him to knock him around until we have a chance to speak to a family. Uh, yeah, he's no longer a lot on the property. The family was shocked to learn that Selind was planning to play Santa during the holidays. I guess he enjoys it.

Oh, oh, boy. Uh, I mean, so, you... he does this on the regular or maybe this was his first year I'm glad that they stopped it before it happened well they said he enjoys it yeah because I mean he's been he's been doing this for a while

or they say we have basically told him that for the time being not to come around until we have a chance to speak to the family let's just cancel him as Santa let's find a new Santa what family his or the murdered like the rest of his family I don't know because if you kill my mom, say, and then, like, you do your time,

and then 10 years later, Kroger's calls me and says, hey, can John Doe play Santa? Do you mind if he plays Santa? I know he killed your mom, but you're over that, right? Excuse me, what? What is this in? You're over that, right? No, remember when he was convicted murder, but he's out.

But he did kill. He's good. Is that cool? Is that cool? Are you fine with it? Yeah. I don't know if I want kids. Yeah.

So he's not going to be Santa at that Takaria. That's fine. But I mean, if it's not a crime involving kids, then I mean. Oh, I do be. I think people can be rehabilitated. Maybe it's okay. I don't know the guy. I guess I don't know the circumstances.

Listen, you want to be Santa and you're a murderer. it's a case-by-case basis. I don't know, maybe you're also crazy and we'll... You did take a human's life. So let's just talk about it. So maybe, uh... Can you, can you not be fair?

How come if you're like a sex offender, you've got to tell everybody you're a sex offender, but if you're a murderer, you don't have to tell... You don't got to, like, lead the conversation of, hey, I am a convicted murderer, but I do love... It had nothing to do with kids. Yeah, just my wife. That I...

Bro, I don't know that one. I'm playing Santa. but now you know, and you do murders, you gotta tell us. You gotta tell us. Happy Thursday. Oh, buddy. Special Thursday. Why is it a special Thursday?

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It was so great. It was so fun. So much added, so many cool things. I'm absolutely going to be going back through several more times. Hell yeah. I have to. I like it. It's just a good vibe.

It's also a mood booster. Yeah, I mean. You're feeling down to the dumps or whatever. Like, you tell me you put on Christmas music and you slowly drive through that scene, you're in a bad mood? Mm-hmm. No, come on. Coming up in the 8 o'clock hour in Twitch, if you want to jump in there,

I will give away some weird al-ticket. Hi-oh, that's cool. A little wheel spin here for everybody in our chat. So hang out, hang tight. I'll give those away here before they go on sale. Tomorrow, although I did see a pre-sale code bouncing around. I don't know if I can share it, but you know somebody with a presale code. I was going to say usually I get them through because I'm an empower member.

Mm-hmm. So let me see. I wonder if I got a pre-sale. Oh. If I get one, does that mean it's only good? Like, if I say, hey, my pre-sale code is this. If you guys want it, is that a thing? You can give it out.

People can use it. I don't see. I don't even know. I didn't get one in my email as a fellow empower user. Oh, really? We'll give away a freebie coming up next to you. Our. Well, it is the holiday.

It's the holiday season. So what they do? And Americans are set to travel for Thanksgiving next week. Popular days to travel are going to be Tuesday and Wednesday, because they are expecting what? Oh, the days before they get in. They're expecting about 82 million people to head out on the road this year, up from 80 million last year.

Wow. Okay. Busiest times on the road are going to be next Wednesday from 11 to 8, so 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. I'm thankful my family lives around here. I don't got to travel anywhere. Yeah, that's rough, heaven. any travel for the holidays has got to be rough.

Even just a couple hours is not enjoyable. Yeah, just driving around wherever is in this area is much better. And then the worst times to be heading home are going to be 11 to 8 on Sunday as everyone's heading out. Best day to drive, though, is going to be Thanksgiving itself. Yeah, that's true. People are off the roads. They're already in somewhere. It's not as bad later you get on Thursday.

Mm-hmm. But again, another crazy stat, though, to end it. So you're saying from like 11, the more. morning to like 8 p.m. on Sunday is when it's going to be the busiest driving back. Like, because this is, this is the kind of data you're paying for. That is true. I am a AAA member. AAA membership.

Yep. People are, uh, I don't know who's flying. Tom and chat says he's flying out next Tuesday. Your arm is going to be tired, bud. People flying, I'd rather drive. I mean, if it's to like Florida, then I'll fly. Mm-hmm. Well, I kind of, honestly, if it's, if it's quicker, other than, you know, like,

if you were to fly to New York City, it's quicker to drive, you say. If as long it's not a situation like that, I'd probably rather fly. I prefer flying. It's faster. I mean, yeah, down to New York City, it's faster to drive than it is to fly. But if it's not that type of situation anywhere else, I think I'd rather fly. Yeah. Down to Florida, down to wherever you go, maybe warm weather.

Are you guys traveling? Who's traveling anybody? Not me. And then if you are traveling next week, what's your pee break rule? Do you have a pee break rule? How many hours are you allowed to go? Oh, if you're traveling and you're driving, you got to pee, I don't care. If you've got to pull over, you've got to pull over.

You don't set rules. You're not like, hey, we got, you get four hours. Nah, just because it doesn't, as long as we're not, well, as long as we're not like lollygagging and making it a whole to do. Because I can get out, go pee, get back in the car. I know with families, though, it's harder because kids got a look at stop. We got to look at snacks. We're hungry. You're spending money.

You don't need to spend just because you had to pee a little bit. One checks mix, bro. I mean, yeah, yeah. Rock puppies travel into their couch. Nice, nice. Nice. Sugar's walking 500 feet to her parents' house. Perfect. Nice.

Getting the steps in. Getting them steps in, bud. Where are you guys traveling to for the holidays? Twitch dot TV slash K-Rock C-N-Y. Get back into town. K-Rog welcomes bigger and weirder. 2026, July 10th, over at the Empower Federal Credit Union Amphitheater at Lakeview.

Mm-hmm. Puddle's pity party opens it up. I love it. I saw this show last summer, or I guess this summer, because it's still this year. Probably the best show I've ever seen. It's, what? What's he said? What? Oh, because of Oasis.

All right. He left the room. They're different. They're different. All right? They're different. Who are you calling? Are you calling the Gallagher brothers right now?

Yeah, yeah. I'm calling it. and Liam in all right now. Weird AdVogs in the area. It's a hell of a show, you guys. Oh, you heard him. Okay, never mind. You got it. Oh, banned for life. I'm banned from Oasis for life. He does costume changes. He does all the hits that you know. He's energetic. It's incredible. It's an incredible show. That is intense for... He's like 70, right? He's in a six. He's not that old, but he's still.

Dude, you watch this guy. He's running on and off stage. He's getting costume changes. He does the big fat suit. He's on a Segway scooter. I'm not represented it for you, but... Marilyn Manson stood out of podium the entire time when he was here. Uh-huh. So 315. I don't know. I'm going to give you the text letter. Yeah, give it to him. Yeah. We're doing it on Twitch right now. We're doing it on Twitch right now. Everybody has typed in chat.

Yes. Cody, are you ready to pick? Go at a... A pair of tickets is going to. Hold on. Get winner. Five, oh God, Here we go. Here we go. Three. Oh God.

Two. One. Bowen! Oh, congratulations. Bowen 74. You want a pair of tickets to go see weird out at the Lakeview Amphitheater. Nice. One thing that's good about you or I, maybe it's because of the profession that we're in.

We don't do a lot of like, uh, um. Hello? Uh. We seem to be able to string together phrases. and sentences still pretty well, right? Sometimes my brain shorts out a little bit. It disconnects. Yeah.

Yeah, for the most part. Do you feel like your brain is doing that because there's too much information coming through your brain? Sometimes I do. My mouth can't keep up with the thoughts. That and sometimes it just, it shorts out and there's nothing there. Like, I can't think of the word for the easiest thing. And I just...

How do you say cucumber? How do you say cucumber? I don't want to freak people out because I don't want people to think that their brain is in decline. Oh, my ears. Yeah, you've got a few. You've got a few concussions over there. Oh, I've been smashed in the head too many times to not have something wrong.

I would imagine the amount of whiskey I drink has done something to my brain, right? Dried it right out. You're more the lower half. What's that? Balance? No, like with the drinking, you've got like the liver and belly and stuff. All right, you got smashed in the head. Together, I think we're like a...

We're a mess. A mess. Or we have enough parts for one person. You know what? At the end of the day, when both of us die, because I don't know if I totally, I don't know if I totally But much like the Egyptians used to do, if I die, you get killed and buried with me. That's how they used to do with their cats and dogs. Yep, they just, they hug it.

So when that happens, I encourage medical science to put together one person between the two of us. Oh, I like that. Because you got good eyes, you got good hair. Well, you have all right eyes. Better than me. You got good hair. Kosh or Jody, either one. You put together one.

Whatever it is. We'll use your. My lungs are probably better than yours. Yep, yep. We'll use... But your liver is better than mine. You're taller, so we'll use your body as like the... The skeleton?

Yeah, we'll cut you open and start taking things out. And, like, I'll be like the side pieces. Like, let me on a table and they'll be like... All right. Put that in there. Yeah, put your scalp on mine. Bring that over there. Bring over Cody's...

A magnum dong that he uses with his enormous genitals. Yeah. Bring that over there. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Some lady's going to be like, I was having sex with that kashi guy. Mm-hmm.

That was the best wiener you could get? That was the best one. Between the two of them, that was the best one. Why did neither of their testicles make it? Neither of them had any. It was the weirdest thing. Haven't you read the Facebook comments? They don't have balls?

The one only had a joke butthole. Jaws for a little fart. A study at the University of Toronto found that using lots of filler words like, uh, could be signs of cognitive decline. They tested speech patterns. of more than 250 adults and the ones who paused or used filler words a lot tended to have the biggest declines in executive function. Or they're just nervous.

Yeah, it could be nervous. Yeah, and it could be nerves too. But if they're doing that probably with older people, they're like, well, you know, I can just picture just like a, uh, um, well, like that because you're old, old man. Executive function includes everything from memory and planning to reasoning and problem solving skills. Okay.

A decline as you get older is totally normal. That's what I worry about is when that kicks in. Oh, I don't. You know? I assume I'm already doing that, where they're slowly declining. It's already 40. Yeah, I'll walk into rooms and not know why I was in that room. And I'm like, is this cognitive decline or am I just, this is old people?

I guess it's kind of one of the same. Do it all the time or just the forgetting of random words or, you know. Lots of fun old people stuff. Yeah, isn't that great? Listen, don't freak out. you're fine I don't care. People who use

uh and um are probably just nervous or public speaking isn't easy. I recognize that. So maybe that's hard for them to do. Our friends from the Marriott are back. Hello friends. Hello, they do a thing that I'm going to steal

where they just abbreviate things. They call brooger bagels brooks. I like that. They call buffalo chicken wraps. What? Buff chick wrap? Yeah. Buff chick rat. I love it.

We got to start doing that. Chickie nugs. Chick nugs. I like it. Well, I do that now. His name's Joshua. I call him Josh. Yeah.

We're going to talk New Year's Eve. But first, before that, we've got a tree lighting coming up. What are you guys doing for that? So it's a completely free of rent on Black Friday, which is Friday, November 28th. So day after Thanksgiving. So after you've done all your shopping, you want to head on down to the Marriott. And there's horse-drawn carriage rides, visits with Santa, live performance by Syracuse City Ballet, free hot chocolate, hot cocoa. This is completely free all of that.

Okay. So you want to do that before you go to the tree lighting and clinics. Square. Do you guys like vibe up the hotel Christmasy? Like does it get crazy Christmasy? The process has started. We invest a lot into our decor. I would bet that it looks so cool. I've never seen

the Marriott at Christmas. I want to come see it this year. It's very beautiful. So, Nino from Backyard Garden, Flores and Manlius and his team do the decorating of the hotel. So true experts. Wow. Okay. So that's the tree lighting. What time do you say that starts? That's 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.

And we can, it's only a few blocks, right, to walk from the tree lighting? Oh, very quick, walk. Very quick. And you can go to the tree lighting in the Clinton Square, come down and have a big fun evening. And the weather's supposed to be nice. Knock on wood. Knock on wood.

The weather's supposed to be nice. I can. That one didn't work. You tried. You tried. I couldn't do that one. I am. All right.

But then New Year's Eve happens. So we're going to have, are we still selling tickets for our New Year's Eve? Oh, yeah. Still selling tickets. Tickets are going fast, especially up in the Grand Ball Room, because everybody wants to be up there. You can purchase tickets rate on eventbrite.com. And we're also today for our listeners offering a surprise.

So if you're listening, use the code Galaxy 15. Whoa! And that will get you 15% off your ticket purchase. Oh, wow. Can you explain just because I was a little confused and I want people to understand how it works? Because I was looking at your tickets and it's like broke down by room and stuff. So how does this all work for New Year's Eve?

So when you select the ballroom, that is just the ballroom that you'll be seated in, just for dinner only. Okay. But for cocktail hour beforehand, that's completely in our entire lobby area. Okay. And then once you're done with dinner, you have access to all three ballrooms, the main lobby, which will have a really fun DJ in there, but all of the entertainment. So the ballroom that you choose is just for where you'll be seated for dinner.

Okay. And what was our theme this year? Studio 54. Disco, baby. Disco, baby. That's going to be so fun. So you're going to kind of like flip from the Christmas vibe to the Studio 54 vibe. Christmas will still be around.

But it's like Christmas at Studio 54. Yeah, that's awesome fun. So Christmas and disco balls. Very cool. Have the two of you picked out outfits yet? Not yet. We're struggling. I know.

I think I'm going to go for a share vibe because she was so big during that time, you know? That's my share. Do some hair flip. They're going to look at Dorbs. All right. Nailed it. Lindsay's going. What are you going?

I'm not sure yet. I'm stuck between like... Sonny and Cher? She won't. No, not so much. I'm thinking like sequins are like metallic. Not sure, yeah. Sequins.

All right, he votes sequins. It's going to be a good vibe. Yeah, that's wicked cool. Very cool. All right, next Friday's tree lighting, get over there. That's totally free. Doesn't cost you anything. Come get the vibes.

Come have a great. It's for me. Go get the vibes and have a good night and then all the information. If you just type in Marriott Syracuse downtown New Year's Eve, it'll pop right up in your Google search, but of course it's on of that bright

and you can buy right there. Guys, good to see you. Good to see you, all. Thank you guys. Oh, there we go. My new Garfield bump back. Well, I just know what they, this is like the only one that doesn't make any real mention to Garfield. Does she want to do sex with a cat?

Oh. Cocoa buffs tonight at 7 o'clock. Don't forget, friends, we are in the darkness times. So we go an hour earlier. Yeah. Because that stretch from 7 to 8 waiting to do a show would be rough. It was awful. Rough.

It's too much. It's too much. This is perfect. So 7 o'clock tonight, we will go live on Twitch. dot TV slash K-Rock, C&Y. Cody will show you the good, good. Oh, ho ho.

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Neek and Scotty and all of them. Because every time I go there, as soon as I get out of it, that car, you get hit with that delicious diner smell. I love it. Oh, is that an omelet? Our friends over at Joe's Buds. Love Joe's Buds.

46-58 Onondaga Boulevard behind a still open Olymp lizard location. Oh, God. Hi. They have that cranberry thing. What cranberry thing? The one from our friends. Oh, they do.

Yes, they've got it. Okay, good. They have got it. All right. I've got to get over there and try that. And if you're on Twitch, it's this many. Okay, he's showing you. If you want it.

You know what I'm saying? And then, of course, over at Sweetgrass, two locations, and they are sovereign, so they can do things other places, can't like a little mix and match? That's all, I'll say. Although they say that, but then I pitch them bottomless Tuesdays for buttenders, and all of a sudden, I'm the crazy one. Sweetgrass got two locations, Union Springs, and Seneca Falls. Now I'm thinking of it.

Inside that gas station there where we were, is that, that's not the casino, right? I think there's slots in there. Yeah, there are. But that's not what, right? Is there another location? I don't know what casino is out there. Me? I've only ever gone to that right now.

The little slot spots out there. Because when I was looking for you guys at that one time, I walked in, and that's where I was. And I was like, well, this ain't it, but now I don't want to leave. Yeah, I want to play a lot of machines. I'm like, I think I can hang right here. I haven't played this clip because I want to hear it with you. Okay. But a drunk driver in Florida got pulled over and tried to blame a medical condition,

but he couldn't pronounce the medical condition. Parmigano Rajajana. Is it Parmigiano? Is that what it is? Does he get Parmigiano? Let me listen. If he lets go of you, you're going to fall over. Yes.

I'm not even going to try. Just follow it tip my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Don't move your head. I see your finger. Okay. Well, follow it. You got to track my finger. That's where I've always had a.

Um, which one I, my, my, my, EFD. What is your EFD? Hyper AFD. Uh, one of those. Yeah. Um, we do believe you're impaired. Any idea what he's going for there? EFD.

Okay. Is it like, is he like, like his ADD? Let me see if this description in the article says anything. Like he can't follow his head as he's got. He showed shines of heavy impairment and could not stand on as, zone. Yep. This is where I've had a problem with my EFD.

What's your EFD? Hyper Abnett, Hyper Blach. Blach. That's what he says. Uh-huh. Officer says one of those. So we still don't know. Yeah, one of those knew it.

We still don't know. He got to hyperapnette, hyper. Hyperactive blah. Okay. Well, we do believe you are impaired. He's got, he's got the count disease. What's that? Hyperactive blah.

He's going, blah. One, two, three. Or he's got the, or he's got the metal core breakdown disease where he goes, bleh. Yep. He just one must be. He puts it into conversations that don't need it. I got hyper, blah, well, listen. Well.

Well. Well. Well. Cutter. Come out, cutter. Roll out, cutter. The Wine and Chocolate Festival returns to the great New York State Fairgrounds coming up this Saturday after Thanksgiving. Listen to this.

Listen to this. Listen to all the things we have. plan for you. He's going to read every single wine vendor and every single other non-wine or distillery. But think about what we've talked about this morning. Here's the rundown. Say your family's coming to town next week and you've got to keep them busy. You're feeding them on Thanksgiving,

all right? And then the day after Thanksgiving, you're coming to see us at Bagelicious for our food drive, get yourself some breakfast. For some reason they're still around. Go home. First of all. That night, you can head over to the tree lighting. We just talked to the

Marriott about. They can do their whole party. You can go check out the Marriott and go see the tree lighting. And then Saturday, you got two sessions over at the Wine and Chocolate Festival. So we're giving you a million things. And you throw in a trip to lights on the lake while they're here. Why not? You know? There is nothing to do in Syracuse.

There's nothing to do in Central New York. Man. I hate it here. There is nothing. Wine of Chocolate Fest is coming to Syracuse on the November 29. New York State Fairground Sip your way through samples from New York State wineries and distilleries plus all that holiday shopping.

My face will be shopping there. I know I'll be walking around. Lots of local vendors. For shop local Saturday, limited tickets available at wine and chocolate festivals. com, Josh. You're going to hobnob with the common folk. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Wow. I'll intermingle with the peasants. Don't you dare make eye contact with them, though. You will be a move from the premises. If you've read it on the end of the comments on Syracuse.com, I am the worst person. You're terrible.

I'm the, I'm the worst person you'll ever interact with, Cody. We're bad people off the air. You are a terrible person, and they are a terrible person. All right, a new study from No Doe magazine. No, oh, I made that up. No, I was going to say, I can't say no S magazine. I would read it.

Finds that marijuana consumption reduces alcohol consumption. Yeah, because I'm already wicked high. No, duh, bro. research published yesterday in the American Journal of Psychiatry suggests smoking marijuana leads people to drink less alcohol. Why do you think they're trying to get rid of weed? Because the alcohol people aren't thrilled about that. And I own a liquor brand.

They don't get big monies. But sorry, I like to take my wheat and barley and turn it into a trisket that I'm eating very high and using my shirt. as a plate while I'm on the marijuana. Go ahead, circle that back again. What would you do? You like to lay on my couch. But if, yeah, like, triscuits are crumbly.

Like, they give a, so you lay there. You just let them fall and you're like, just let them fall on your shirt like this, right? Your shake, your trisket shake? Yeah, your trisket shake. You just kind of do it like on your chest. And then when you want to get up, before you get up, you take the bottom of your shirt,

you grab it, right? Like this, like I'm holding both hands. And then you stand up like this. And now you're holding your shirt up and your crumbs fall onto your shirt. Now, if you're going to vacuum in a little bit, you can just go, or you walk them over to the sink, and you go, boop. Bro, I like taking a piece of cheddar cheese and rolling it and some Trisket shake, bro.

You ever, that I just blow your balls out of your pants? Why are you wasting that keef, bro? I never really thought about what to do with my Trisket Keith. Why are you wasting your Trisket Keith? I never really thought about doing anything with my Trisket Keith. I mean, you can do a lot of things with that. You can do a lot of that, man. Right off the top of my head, I'm thinking.

and dip my fork or knife or spoon into some peanut butter and put it in that bag. That's your Trisket Keith, dude. What are you doing? I've been wasting Triscuit Keith this whole time. Brown University, Brown. Brown University tested 157 heavy drinking adults, age 214 to 44. No one interviewed me. No one asked.

It's weird. Who used cannabis at least twice weekly. Participants smoked join. with varying THC levels. Participants smoked jazz cigarettes. Whoa! With different levels. Unreal.

Then had access to alcohol for two hours. Those smoking THC cannabis drinks drank less. I mean, this is just all the numbers. It's obvious. Yeah. Lead researcher Jane Metrick said cannabis reduced the urge for alcohol in the moment, lowered how much alcohol consumed over a two-hour period, And even delayed when they started drinking once the alcohol was available.

Right. And up to the urge to do this. Exactly right. Exactly right. New findings support the California sober trend of using weed instead of alcohol. However, marijuana can also be addictive. Everything can. Yeah.

You're not going to die if you stop doing marijuana. No, I'm sorry. that feeling is awesome. It's awesome. It's awesome. You're been wicked high if you're not being high at all. That's the last thing. From my own research, when you are really stoned,

you can't physically go get booze. Because you're in the, at least for me, I'm busy watching a movie. I'm sitting in my chair. You're in the couch. I'm in the couch. Get it? I'm vibing out.

I'm relaxed. With me and stay. Stah, so standing up with Steve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are a more active stoner than I am. When I'm stoned, I just want to lay on the couch and watch a movie. That too, yes. But just wild laying on the couch watching a movie.

There's been times when I've been so just barbecued that I'll be laying there and I'll be like, I would love to go get some food or a treat right now. But I forgot how to work the body. I don't want to work the body. And that's fun. That's fun. And I feel bad for all of you who don't live in a legal state. You're going to get screwed by this stupid half of the man.

That sucks. But listen, hopefully somebody comes to their senses eventually. Treat yourself. If you're, Good morning. It's K. If you're ever feeling down on your life,

go Google the image of Bill Belichick, 74-year-old Bill Belich. One of the greatest NFL coaches of all time, subjecting himself. standing at an adult co-ed cheerleading competition where his girlfriend was cheerleading. As a 70-plus year old six-time or maybe even more Super Bowl champion. I...

With his stupid cut-off hoodie. I just said it in Twitch. If you're doing it for exercise, do your cheerleading, whatever. But to be an adult who is going and participate No, we're picking on this one. An adult cheerleading. We're picking on you both. That is some supreme dork behavior, and that's coming from me.

Well, because it doesn't help the fun stereotypes that everyone is throwing at them of, like, of what they are. When you pay for, because you know, he paid for. He probably to buy all their uniforms. Right? Like, he paid for a good amount of stuff. Can you buy our uniforms? Dad, we need, I mean, Bill. Can you buy our uniforms?

That's what you do. with your young daughter, bro. You pay for her co-ed cheerleading competitions. Not your 26-year-old girlfriend, and then you go to the... Yeah, I love supporting her.

I love watching this. It's very invigorating. Cheerleading is something that you have to leave behind once you leave college. I'm sorry. Unless you're an NFL cheerleader. Unless you went pro. If you went pro, congrats.

I mean, some of those, I don't know what those weird competitions you see on ESPN, I don't know the ages of those people. I mean, it looks very hard, but still, I'm sure it is. But still, we're not picking on the cheerleading itself. I can't defend. We're picking on Bill Belichick paying for his 26-year-old girlfriend

to be in a co-ed cheerleading competition that she has done up to look like a five-year-old girl. And he's there watching it. And he has to stand there and watch it. I love it, I actually. You did really good on the cheer squad today. You did really good. I will just say that thing must grip like crazy. If he can even get it up anymore.

I guess with hymns and stuff. Who knows, yeah. Two couple popsicle sticks. Man, it's really, that footage made me feel really good about myself. One of the richest, best NFL coaches of all time has to subject himself to an adult cheerleading competition. Hanging out watching adult cheerleaders. We are going to play some football for your gaming stream. We'll do bills at Texans.

Let's flip it, baby. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Well, I mean, this one's kind of easy. Heads, I'm the Bills, tails, I'm the Texans. Like, I very much don't want to be. I'm the Bills. Davis Mills. You're the Texans.

We'll put up a bet in our Twitch chat. You can bet right there and watch our football game in Twitch and YouTube. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9. Gaming stream power by Ryan Phelps auto sales. Be buying with Ryan. 90s and I kicks off with some Nixon.