The Show - COUCHELLA

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Cody called it. We went from 30’s to 80’s this week, so prepare for humidity. Weekend before Wrestlemania has a bunch of fun matches. Josh spends a lot of time with Coachella this weekend. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Monday the 13th, you guys. Ooh, creepy.

Scary. Can you get trouble? Going to get murder to do. Go get scary. Well, Cody called it. And he's right. Oh, no. It was 20 degrees.

This Thursday, it will be 80 degrees. And you said it was going to go from snow to 80. And here we are. We're going to have an 80 degree day this week. Yep. We don't get that little, little. Bill Spring. We don't get that nice stretch of, you know, mid-60s, upper 60s with some nice sun.

No, 80. A few days. It's going to be 80. 80, 80, 80. 80. Pretty scary thunderstorms are predicting. Ooh, when? Today?

As of the newscast on yesterday's newscast, it was Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Oh. Like this humidity is going to, uh... Oh. It's going to cause some. storms. I'm a scared. Big bang and chat says happy mania week, Cody, yes.

Right. Yeah. Cody has more wrestling on his schedule this week. Man. Oh, boy. All of it. TNA two nights. Yeah.

Party, party tonight. People go into that. And then Mania, Saturday and Sunday. Wow. Right. Yeah. And Saturday is looking like a gorgeous date. It's going to be nice.

It might be a... Saturday I'll be at the cavalcade of cars doing auctioneering. and stuff. Right, once I go take social media presence there and make it look like I was there for much longer than you. Poppin, yeah, you were. You work hard. You were there. You were there. It's like a jam-packed week. Yeah. Yeah. Not bad at all.

Although I'm sure you get to the weekend it'll be like, ooh, it's actually lower 40s and some snow. No, that's our bad. Oh, we're sorry. What happened over the weekend to get ready for mania? I know I saw Pat Maccavy come out. There's the jelly roll thing. There was Smackdown. I'm getting, it's getting clouded because there was So many things.

There's an AW pay-per-view last night, I guess. But it's, I can't, Sunday night, starting at 8, what time do you get over? 1 a.m.? You know what I mean? They used to do some pay-reviews on Saturdays. Yeah. I wish they would.

Yeah. I wish they would. Because that was great because Sundays aren't, that's impossible. Yeah. I saw Dan Housen had his first match, housing. That was exciting. That was hilarious. His debut Housen.

I like the pyro. He was funny. Who is that guy he's wrestling? He's a handsome British guy. Well, Kit Wilson. Kit Wilson. He was part of a tag team, I think you would like, but the guy got hurt, his buddy got hurt.

They were like legit friends that like came up. Yeah, you showed me that. Yeah, you showed me that. Pretty deadly. You showed me them before. Yeah, actually, you probably saw him in the video game. Yeah. They're hilarious.

But he got hurt a while back. So now they're doing that because they really like him and he's really good. So they're trying to keep him on TV. The thing with the Miz is. is working out pretty well. It is really funny. I hope they don't overdo it because you can burn people out on a gimmick, so don't overdo it. Yeah, I'm curious to see what they do because now he's wrestled and he cursed him.

Like now is the time to pull back a little bit, let mania week happen. Yeah, I'm sure he'll have a segment because mania will go nuts, but is this leading to like a misface turn or they're actually going to be together? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Lots to discuss as far as that goes. There's no joke. there's wrestling every day this week of your life. And I always laugh as,

and some people will be like, oh, you're just a WWE mark. No, I just, for how some of like the indie people and certain AW people and stuff like that, it'll be like, WW sucks. They learn lame,

hate them, lame. They sure as hell make sure that they get as close as they can to Las Vegas for the next week to suck up some of that WrestleMania residual. Oh, like the indie guys. Oh, God, there are so many shows

randomly, huh, very weird, in and around Las Vegas, all week long, and all weekend, so crazy. No, I get it. Which is smart to take advantage. Yeah. But it's, you know. You run into business, try to get involved.

You know, it's the biggest show in town. Yeah. It's fun to see everybody doing stuff. I watched an obnoxious amount of Coachella over the weekend. It's all, I don't know if any of you care about Coachella, but I have so many takes on it. I tried to watch a couple minutes of, and then I just...

I watched so much, Coachella. So I would say I didn't. And the 9-ish noise set, for those of you who celebrate, it was unbelievable. It was unbelievable. That album comes out this Friday, the 9-ish noise record. Yeah. It was unbelievable. Well, that's good.

The stage set was unbelievable. He sang with his wife. His wife was singing back up. Maybe they'll do a tour. I hope so. They had a stage set. setup that was like it was like the it was

nine inch noise was in like a kind of a square pit and I got to show it to you and it kind of was like elevated stage and just these I can't even describe what these it was human it was people in body suits looking all dirty and stuff and they would just crawl around the stage so it was very Trent Rezner

very Trent Rezner very Trent Rezner he had a whole vision that made no sense but to him it made all the and to my A nice stoned brain at 1130 on Saturday night? It made all... I go, I see what he's doing there. Oh, okay, yeah.

That's perfect right there, yeah. Mm-hmm, yes, because for reptile, these people are being... Well, I'll be a lot. And then the lights, yep. And now they're all, and for this song, they're totally dead. They're not moving.

They're dad, yep, mm-hmm, I see it. Oh, I was so locked in. I've watched it three times. One of his kids comes into the office, just slowly grabs the door and closes it. Well, I did a thing. So, so the, the, there was a DJ Whose name I don't have in front of me right now

Who might have been my new favorite DJ I can talk, I'm, I can talk, I'm, I should not be gonna DJ's gonna, so this DJ Okay, was before nine-inch noise. Okay. And it was the stuff that you used to pick on Frank about listening to It was like, like, boom, go, go, go, go, go, like all of that. But it was this, and he would do these things where he was DJing

and then out of nowhere he would play all of Mariah Carey's always be my baby. Oh, nice. It was so fun. Yes, all of it. Like, he had just done the most intense drum and bass stuff. And then he, like, cool down. And then everybody's listened to that. So I did a move where I was like, all right, this is the volume I'm going to want to listen to nine-inch noise at.

Yeah. And you know, my house, my office is right next to the bedroom. So I did a thing where I put it at the volume and then I went into our bedroom and I laid up. my wife's pillow to see if it was too loud. And I was like, all right, is she going to hear? Because I've got to have this. It's not the worst idea. It's not the worst idea.

So then she's getting ready to go to bed. It's funny to picture, but it's not the worst idea. So right. So 9-inch noise played at 11. And she comes in, she was going to bed at like 10, 15 or whatever. And she comes to the office and just stands in the doorway. Plenty having to be asleep, too. Yeah. She comes to the office and stands in the doorway.

And she goes, you know this music really stresses me out. And I go, I know. I agree. No. I know. Yeah. Yes. And I go, I know.

I agree. I go, honey, I know. But when you go to bed, you're going to see that on your pillow, you're not going to hear it. I tested it. She goes, okay, because this music really stresses me out. That's a good way to describe it. I get that. It makes sense. It really does.

It really does. It was really stressful. But I said, honey, I know. And then I go, but I already tested it. On your pillow, I tested it. So you're not going to hear it. She goes, okay. And then I said, and if he's bothering you, you just text me.

Because I knew it was a late night party. He sits down in his office all of a sudden sees a random pillow come flying out of the bedroom. We need a pillows. I did. I really did test it. I did a whole test. I don't think she heard it.

Was it actually 11 or was it like banned 11? Coachella was to the second. To the second. They kind of probably can't mess around. They don't mess around. It starts and it ends exactly automatic because there's billions of dollars into this thing. Chuckie Love, everyone else is watching.

Coachella, Chuckie loves watching, going, look at how they're just moving through. Right on time. They say at 11, at 11 o'clock, they're on. This is great. I have a lot of takes on Coachella. We can talk later about it because there's drama about Suprina Carpenter.

There's Justin Bieber, hate. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff I'll get into. Twitch.com.com. It is warm in this studio. It is warm. I agree. Where's your crowd tank?

Yeah. Hawaii. Letty, I'll be. They're still going, sorry. Turn the mics on too early. Oh, another hour. Every song, the producer just fades them out. Absolutely.

You know, but then I can do these waves like this, like their water. Oh, good. You're doing an interpretive dance. I like that. I like that. You're doing an interpretive dance. Thank you. Staying the voice, too.

I like that. Yeah, when we got me like a real bit. Thank you to everybody who stopped down to see us on Friday morning at Brewer. Union. What a jam-packed morning that was. There was too many of you. It feels like... It feels like it was forever ago, but it was just a few days ago. Yeah, but...

How much food you got left? Is it gone? I don't talk about it. I can shame myself. There's the, um, the eggs from, and the potatoes from the steak. And a little bit of the steak. So what do you use the steak for? I, I reheatheat.

it, but I couldn't figure out. I just spent like an hour trying to figure out because I didn't want to ruin it. I was like, it's already done. Yeah. So I don't want to like overdo it. And see it. Because any way you do that, it's going to just be tough. Yeah.

So I let it very, very slow crock pot in beef broth for like two and a half hours. Ooh. And it just made it. Like a brazed beef kind of. It just was, yep, just nice and fall a party. Oh, it was just so good. Fall a party. So fall a party.

So fall a party. Yep. Now, if you wanted to reference the photos are up on our K-Roc, C&Y Facebook page. I mean, he out did himself. He just out, he, he, it was a homicide. I went home. Yeah. And I'm not ashamed to say this.

I want, I want you to go and specifically look at the photo of the pork chop, the, the Hoosier Daddy. Yeah. Which is the size. It didn't do justice either. It was the size of a hubcap. It was the size of a hubcap. It was legit. I can't express how big that pork chop is.

A foot around. It's my favorite thing he makes because it's got sausage gravy on it. I mean, you had a few nibbles off it, but it's not like you had much. I thought I put a good chunk into it, but I was trying to hold myself back. You went pretty good. I went real hard on it. You went pretty deep at it. So at the end.

Listen, I like it when you eat. It's nice to see you enjoying a meal. At the end, Coco and I box things up, divide you. things up and I brought home the remainder of that hubcap. Yes. And I got home. I was, we left Brewer Union in a food coma. Yeah.

The photo of us sitting down, almost passed out. Yep. I was so full. I laughed when I think that I was going to take pancakes to go. Yeah. So I get home. And I get to about 11 o'clock. Mm-hmm.

And I was doing work. I was getting to. podcast put together. And I'm thinking about the rest of that pork job, just sitting in my fridge. Just, your boy went and kicked it off. Just sitting there like a jerk staring at it. And I texted it, Cody. I go, I just ate the rest of that pork job.

Which is fine. The amount of food I put in my body before noon on Friday. You need a little treat. So good. It was worth it. So good. I hope you all had a good time at Brewer Union. Yes.

Oh, it was just. Then you see all the pictures of people all weekend getting stuff. Oh. Just a good spot. We're heading. to second chance diner this Friday morning. I hear it is huge. I'm going to go stake out the place.

Steak out the place. Somebody says steak. See what we're going to set up and all of that. Yeah, I've heard nothing about good things. I can't wait. That's going to be a good one. I've never been, even when they, did they still have the other spot?

Or is this the main? I think this is the only one, right? I didn't get a chance to go when they were at the other spot. So either way, I'm excited. It's my second chance. Go try that. Yeah, no. I was texting with Eddie yesterday.

He says they're excited. It's a huge spot. I even hit up our former. So we went to finally hours last year. Yeah. What were you saying? No, say they were packed. Is it yesterday?

Did you go over there? Just buy on the way to like a disco and stuff. Like I mean, hundreds of cars. Dude. So Saturday. Our oldest is starting to do acting classes on the weekend. And it's out near Camillas. but they're only an hour in 15 minutes,

so we're not going to go home. Yeah. No. So my wife and I are just finding things to do in that area. And I was like, do you want to like just go get something to eat? Shout out to finally hours because drop the kid at acting class,

went to finally hours. Like you said, I saw like 100 cars and I go, ah, we might not be able to get in in time because we only had time to eat and go back to the acting class. Yeah.

And I walk in and I go, how long's the wait? She goes, none. And I go, all right, table for two. All right, done. Bro, we had an entire. entire meal. We got there,

ate, and we're out the door in 30 minutes. Because there's still a diner. It was incredible how fast they turned things around there. Well, yeah, yeah, but what did you get? I got my country fried steak with some sausage gravy. Oh, my God, dude. The amount of sausage gravy I had in a 24-hour period. It's not going to be a good morning for me in here, is it? I'm about to have a very, I'm about to have a no-good, very bad day.

We were eating so much. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, I can't wait. It's just, it keeps going. Although it's now kicked off a thing where all I want is like diner stuff now. That's why I wanted to go. That's why I hard sold finally hours on Saturday morning. I was like, let's just go get some breakfast real quick. I turn the rest of that.

Wade's bread into French toast. Yeah, I'm in a super diner kick right now. And that's good because we're in the midst of our diner tour. Yep. Driven by Burdick BMW. Broome, vroom. Who's coming out to see your boys on Friday? Everybody.

You have maybe. No. No. And I just my cheeks. It was just in my cheeks. Rest. No. February and rest.

So you did in February. Give it a rest. All right. Thank you. Yeah, the ghost is on Mike this morning. As always, chiming in very chatty today. As it seems to always be in here.

I was watching that, what was it, Untold, the WWW thing? Unreal? Unreal, yeah. Isn't it? Who's the big, who's the big like Ivan,

Ivor, Igor? The Viking Raiders? The War, Warmer Raiders. The big guy? Yeah. They were talking to him and he said, they were asking each other, have you ever pooped your pants in the ring? Oh, I have seen that.

And he's like, no, just my cheeks. And I go, my fellow cheeks, just the cheeks. Because, yeah, that's a thing in wrestling. There's plenty of stories of that. Yeah, because you got probably, probably not eating the best on the road. Maybe you're underdabbling in a couple of drugs. Right. Especially, yeah, especially back. Like the story I know the most is that, and you don't know,

you can't really tell that at WrestleMania, Sid pooped, when the Undertaker tombstoneed him. It was that, I can't even remember what number it was. Was that the finisher at least? Were they done after that? Yeah, but if you try to pause and look, you can't tell if he poops. But there are, there are. He's admitted to it, though?

There are stories that he pooped. Okay. Okay. This year, Hall of Fame inductee, sick. Well, I don't know how I transitioned to this, but I will. The Artemis 2 Splash landed on Friday nights. The transitioning are rockets. Everybody's transitioning.

And I texted you just to kind of trail you a little bit. when they splashed down because they did splash down. And then I started to turn into you because they splash down. And they were like just floating there. And after a while, I was like, all right, what do we? What are we doing? You couldn't get any closer? I don't know.

Yeah. It was dope that they hit the exact spot at the exact time. Oh, did they? They predicted. But after they floated for a while, I started to become you. And I was like, guys, you knew the exact spot. You knew the exact time. where the boat's at. Right? Like you guys around. Here was them coming back in and splashing down.

Splash down, sending post-landing command now. Splashdown confirmed. Copy splashdown, waiting on VLDR. From the pages of Jules Verne to a modern day mission to the moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete. Integrities astronauts back on Earth. And I wish I had the audio of the astronaut they were interviewing during this. Well, Well, they're always trying to do too much astronauts with space stuff. Like, I get it because, you know, what it is, but they're always doing a little, just a little much. Well, they got to make a big deal, a lot of it. Uh-da, uh-ah, oh, celestial trafter.

And I don't know. The feed that we were watching, they were interviewing a female astronaut who had done this. Not obviously this mission, but she'd come back from space. Yeah. And she was describing that, like, the way your body feels after being in zero. zero gravity. Yeah, like how heavy everything feels.

Yeah, I thought it's weird. And she was like, yeah, when we were reentering, you hit like, like, three point five Gs or something like that.

And she's like, when we were reentering, I was like, oh my God, we must be at three Gs already. And she said, I looked at the G meter, whatever it is.

And she's like, it was at point two. Oh my God. So your body is like, whoa. Didn't it like change that other guy's whole, like, structure he was up there so long?

Did it? Oh, yeah, changes DNA. That's what we were talking. talking about. Yeah, so that makes sense. I can see that. A crew traveled further than any humans from Earth flying around the moon and returning.

Welcome back to Earth. Welcome back. The four crew members traveled to the Johnson Space Center in Houston where they were officially welcome back. They were all like doing that move or they were seated. Well, they can't. You can't, you can't walk. No, they can't walk.

You have to be like wheelchered around for a couple hours, I think. But we got to put mics in their faces. So just like, uh-huh. What you saw was a group of people who loved contributing, having meaningful contribution, and extracting joy out of that. And what we've been hearing is that was something special for you to witness. And the reason I had them form up here with me is because I would suggest to you that when you look up here, you're not looking at us. We are a mirror reflecting you.

And if you like what you see, then just look a little deep. This is you. You're right. They're doing too much. What? Did who? I don't know. That was the commander,

Reed Wiseman. I'm impressed by the feet, but Cody is right. Well, what the hell is that? You're saying a lot of words. And I said what I said before I, I had no idea he said that.

This is a mirror, and you're looking back at all of us. We are you. You are we. What? Where we meet Vass. Yeah. He's a guy.

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Mmm, meats. What? It's what's for dinner. A lot of for dinner. Well, a Canadian border service agency dog named Moby. Intercepted 40 kilograms. Use American numbers. I mean...

I mean, what are we doing? How much... I don't know how many that is. 40 kilograms. Tell me how many that is in baby ducks. Thank you. How many baby ducks is for you? 40 kilograms.

40 kilograms. What is that, ghost? What is it saying? What did it say? I can't read it. You got to read it out loud. What did it say? Dog!

Because this thing is haunted! It said dog. Yeah. After I said a dog. All right, ghost. Thank you. Great. It was a border service dog named Moby.

Who intercepted, I guess. 40 kilograms of undeclared beef and chicken in Toronto. My band Undeclared Bees is plain. Canadian law requires travelers to declare all food, plant, animal products brought into the country. I don't like it when you bring in vegetables.

Failure to declare such products can result in detention, penalties, and fines. Also in meat dog. The best beef is the undeclared beef. You want a real bird? Yeah. You want an undeclared bird. Yes.

Obviously. And I have to always declare my meat whenever I enter any It's by law. By law, what I'm carrying is I have to declare it. Even at the airport, I go, just so you know I am carrying a pretty considerate amount of meat down. Just a considerable amount. It's going to be a carry-on. It is going to show up in the radar.

I don't know if you need to put this in the flight manifest, but I am carrying a substantial amount of meat. And you're welcome there is not enough. Color. What? Okay. Fluid ounces in there. So we're not a threat on that side. There's no ounces.

I took a peepee before. In Montana, a butcher shop is installed a 24-hour meat vending machine. Offering cuts around the clock. That's a neat idea. If it's refrigerated, I'm fine with that. Yeah, that's because they can have those. You see, well, yeah, I guess, yeah, it sounds stupid now. You see refrigerated vending machines all the time.

I was thinking, like, you know, food ones, not so much like the soda ones. The soda one, yeah. They have those, so why not? What type of meats, though? And isn't Bozeman? I've never been to Bozeman, Montana. Isn't that like a rich people place?

Like, they go to Bozeman to do rich people stuff. So that's probably they can afford. Because it says, like, bacon is 1099. There's jerky. There's various steak cuts. It's probably for the convenience of just rolling up to a vending machine and being like, Bebo, boo, boo, boo, boon.

Bacon. Bebo beep, beep. Take home the bacon. They say, Austin Daniels, who owns the butcher's, who owns the butcher shop, installed it two weeks ago. He has, like I said, daily products

like Bratworth's jerky, meat sticks, bacon, and steaks. The unit features its own compressor, condenser, temperature sensors. Somebody's always... Oh, Joe says his brother lives and Bozeman. I thought, like, Montana and Bozeman were all, like, where the wealthy go to buy their plots of land. I think that's just that Yellowstone show. Oh, all right.

It was, they said, we're closed on Sunday. It's a great opportunity for our fisherman skier and Abbott, stores people to come in before or after hours. Yeah, because he just pre-ppped. Yeah. And then they just stock it and then they're like, okay, bye. Where can I get some late-night meets and boas in Montana? Thanks, Mazha.

Oh, my God. Yo. That's Trent's white. Whoa. Yeah, dude. See what I'm saying? All these bodies crawling over the stage. Oh, well, that's weird.

I didn't see it until, oh, goodness. God, they're weird. They're so weird I love it This is 9-inch noise from Coachella Look at that stage! That goosebumps

I love this band so much He's so good He's just so good Look at that stage set up man Isn't it crazy? Tilted Twitch. That TV slash K-RocCNY

I'm bumping back with 9-ish noise from Coachella over the weekend We'll talk about Coachella Because I have a couple Old Man takes on the thing If you can go watch Clift to this, it was so, so good. I wish I could do that.

What? That arm thing that used the kids you see. Oh, yeah. It's creepy. It's weird. Anyways, if you got to enjoy it, you were able to stay up late Saturday night to watch 9-inch Niles, 9-inch noise, rather.

And that's only, but. At Coachell, it was awesome. How long they play for? Like 30 minutes. Yeah, as I say, because they only have smaller sets because they got to get off, because someone else is coming right after. They got to get off. to get your headliners on.

Chuckie Lowe, don't care. He's not. Let's go. The Landerf's Trump, Resner. Moving along, I don't care who you are. Get off my stage. That's also the other funny thing.

They got to get the headliner on there. They do. It's Trit Resner. They got to, I know. They got to get Bieber on there. Oh, he was after that? No way. Yes.

Oh, man. Let's talk. And I watched Bieber too. Oof, that might be a rough choice to. Because I've got a lot, I got a lot of takes on Coachella that probably nobody watched but me. And I get it. I was just on the internet all weekend,

watching live streams from California where the rich people do in their concert. No, they're fun. I haven't watched those in a long time. They used to, I used to watch like the Lollapalooza ones all the time when they would show them. Because, you know, it's just neat. I like the whip arounds that they would do.

So let's start with the drama. First of all, there's drama around Sabrina Carpenter. And I will tell you what happened. And I'm going to preface this by saying, everybody is wrong in this situation. Everybody is wrong. Okay. I don't know.

what's going on. So Sabrina Carpenter was Friday night and she's doing this whole big like state it was really cool. She had like old cars on stage like she was a drive through movie like she put a ton of effort into this. Okay. And she's over at the piano and it's a

quiet moment and she's going to do a quiet song. I don't know Sabrina Carpenter music. Same. And a woman or a girl in the audience did what is called the Zaga I guess or a Zagu Rata.

It's an Arabian like Yodal chant. I guess they do it for celebration. Okay. She did it. Okay. And Sabrina acted like it was weird. Here's what Sabrina did. I want you to take that knowledge of what I just called it out of your head. I want you to say you

don't know anything that's going on. Okay. Okay. Hear it? Is that what you're doing? I don't like it. That's your culture. Is yodeling? Is this Burning Man, what's going on? So she says that in the moment. Okay.

So let's start with the internet. All right. Here's why everybody is wrong in this situation. Sabrina has that reaction to a sound coming out of the audience. I didn't. I don't know if, I don't think I heard what the sound is supposed to be. Listen very carefully. It sounds like a yodel.

Hear it? Is that what you're doing? No. No. No. Okay. She was doing it over now. She did that.

Yes. It's a meant to be. Yes. It's a celebration. Even me as stupid as I am. know that that's supposed to be like, I'm happy. But let's start with the internet. Who immediately called Sabrina racist, uncultured.

Internet. Not everybody knows every culture in the world. You can't expect somebody to know every single sound that is made in what culture it's tied to. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes. Yes.

So that's why the internet's wrong. All right. The internet is wrong for just yelling at Sabrina for not. knowing this. Why is Sabrina wrong? Sabrina, don't acknowledge it. I get that you're on stage and you're trying to do a performance, but don't let the audience take control of you because now you put your foot in your mouth.

Especially not with such a huge show. But also though, I, as soon as she said something about culture, that's when I'd be like, okay. Yep, that's the exact reaction you're supposed to have. You're not supposed to say, well, that was weird. No. If she said it's part of my culture, you go, okay, back to me. Because again, like the ghost.

I ain't getting canceled. The ghost box. I ain't getting canceled. Yeah. So Sabrina, ignore it. The internet loves to, I mean, it's... Ignore it and move on. You don't know what that is.

Somebody will probably tell you after the show, ignore it and move on. So that's why Sabrina's wrong. Now, why is the girl wrong? Shut up. Shut up. It's a concert. There's this new trend where everybody who goes to live shows, I don't know if it was like a COVID thing. They think they can yell at the stage.

stage and make themselves part of the show. With comedians and stuff. I see that. It's happening. It's an issue on Broadway now, or people on Broadway are yelling at the stage. Yeah. I've seen it at live shows.

When there's a quiet moment, Sabrina's at the piano trying to do a thing, and you're shouting it. You've got to make it about you. And it's Coachella, so you're probably on various drugs. I don't know, but who knows what you're on. Yeah.

And I mean, Burning Man ain't that much different, lady. Yeah. It's not, yeah. It's like you're pretty close to the same thing. And then you, in this moment, feel the need to do your, again, your Zagoruta or Zagorit. I'm not familiar with it, but why now? Shut up. Shut up. So, Internet, you're wrong. Not everybody can know everything. Sabrina, you're wrong. She said it was her culture. Ignore it, move on. Late in the audience, shut up and enjoy the Sabrina Carpenter show.

Yeah. You're all wrong. You're all wrong. It's just a weird, it's a weird mix because there's so many different, uh, performers too. Dude, I follow a lot of like Broadway people on Instagram. Yeah. And they've all, especially like this year, have had to make video saying, please, just enjoy the show.

But then you can't. It's not, it's not a stand-up set where we're like doing crowd work here. Yeah. No. Just enjoy the show. Yep. Yep. And I get it.

You're excited Sabrina Carpenter's there. That's what your culture does when they're excited about something. It's fine. But now you're having a dialogue? Yeah. It's my culture. Okay. Everybody shut up.

Okay. We're done. Thank you. But no. Sabrina, though, yeah, you can't open up for that because with so many, like you said, that 9-inch noise was on and then Bieber was after, you're going to get hecklers. You're going to get people out there saying things.

You're good. If there's people there, there are there. to watch whoever's after Sabrina. You know what I mean? Yeah. So you're opening up a can of worms. You've got to be careful because like you said, one person yells, now everybody's, now everybody's involved.

Everybody's going to want to be yelling and then someone else is going to be, that's her culture. Okay. Oh, can I do? I'm being paid a lot of money to do this right now. Let me do a song with a fan. Just shut up if you're in the audience. My fanny cheeks. Unless the performer is wanting to speak to you, just shut up.

Yeah. You just enjoy the show. Now. Do you want to talk Justin Bieber? I don't... Yes? I don't expect to really... No?

Wait a minute. I would expect that listeners of this show have accepted that my musical tastes are vast. I love a lot of things. I just bump back with Nine Inch Nails Heresy, and I'm also talking Sabrina Carpenter, and I'm about to talk Justin Bieber. I just like performance and I like music. Yeah. So Bieber goes on stage.

Okay. Now, he's getting a lot of crap. Uh-oh. Because, again, the internet's got a complaint. What did he do wrong? I don't feel like he did anything wrong, but I'll tell you what he did. He goes on stage, and he does a... Now, he hasn't toured in forever.

He hasn't done live shows. He got diagnosed to something that I don't know off the top of my head. No, but yeah, I know you're talking about. He just does random things here or there. So this was a big deal that he was coming back to Coachella over the weekend. Yeah. And I... I

I kind of loved what he did and I think it's being missed by a lot of people he goes on stage, he does a couple he had a cool set, another cool set and he comes out and he does a couple hits does he still do baby listen, he does but here's what he did

and I thought it was brilliant and I think maybe I'm missing it or something on stage was a laptop and a couple of songs into a set, he goes over to this laptop and just starts typing in his own music videos and performs along with his music videos. And I think that people are missing the fact

that Justin Bieber was like the first YouTube thing. Like he blew up on YouTube. Yeah, he was at one point the biggest star in the world. Easily. When he was coming up, And again, I interacted with them at that age when I was at 93Q. Because you do these radio tours where, like, if you're a new upcoming artist, you come into the local radio stations and you do a thing.

So, I don't know, 15, 18 years ago, little Justin Bieber and his mom came into 93Q because he had that bit, I don't even know if he had baby yet, but he was on YouTube doing like a Neo song or whatever. Yeah, I don't know anything else, but baby. So during his Coachella set, he goes to his, he goes to YouTube. and you just starts typing in Beaver videos. Because it probably got 35 billion views. And I thought it was brilliant.

Because it was like coming back to where the guy started. And yeah. He's like watching himself. It was something emotional about it. Like he's seeing his younger self. The audience loved it. And really that's all that matters if the audience loved it. That's what I was going to say there.

He was probably like, there you want. There is what you want. But all the head he's getting is. Oh, yeah, Justin Bieber doing what I do. on Saturday night is watching YouTube. Except he's Justin Bieber. Except he's the guy in the videos. And he's watching himself and he's singing along with it.

And I think it's really smart. Except for he's Justin Bieber and you're not. Yeah. And I thought it was a really brilliant approach to his return. You're drunkenly singing along to his songs. Yeah. He is. He is him.

Yeah. I felt pretty cool. I don't know. It gave me a little more respect for the guy, you know? Well, because what's he going to do? Come up there as a 30-year-old. take his shirt off and go, baby, baby, oh. No, he was like, I'm an adult now.

Yeah. This is who I used to be. You guys love these songs. Because I get it's their thing, but like one like, Baxter Boys and all those guys do that now at this age. Like, you look silly. Yeah. Baxter boys look silly up there doing their same moves and all that.

So you might as well take a playoff yourself. So there's my video. There's audio of me defending Justin Bieber on a Monday morning. I thought it was cool. I thought it was cool what he did. It was an homage to like his beginnings. The dude did not have a great childhood. I don't know if he got wrapped up in any of that.

Who knows what happened? Yeah. His mom was really crazy. I think he got like, I think he was one of those Scooter Braun victims who like stole from him. I don't know, but it was weird. It was got a deal with super goofball, Stephen Baldwin, bouncing around with this stupid hair straightener.

Let's not even forget about the fact that the poor guy's father-in-law is Even Baldwin, dude. Did someone pack my hair straightener? Your father-in-law, Stephen Baldwin, did anybody pack my Timberlin boots in full sweatsuit that matches the color of my Timberlin boots? Like, if he deserves any grace, it's the fact that he's got to go spend Thanksgiving with Stephen Baldwin, you know?

Anyway, that's my Coachella take. I enjoyed it. I'll probably watch it again this weekend. It's two weekends. Oh, really? I don't know how I got sucked into it. I guess I had nothing else going on. And I enjoy it.

all the sets. I watch and I have a new favorite DJ who I'm obsessed with now. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it where your taste meets fast. I like that. See, I got you all hyped. You're all hyped on a Monday morning. You're all hyped on a Monday morning. Oh yeah. That's

the word. Yep. I'm making the chat listen to all my favorite techno bangers from the early 2000s. We talking tact? We talking tech? We talking Tech, no? We're talking tact?

Don't know the words. Stop it. I did. I tried to make... Don't you dare. I tried to make this music on Frooty Loops in my dorm room, too. I don't even know of this. Fruitilups was a computer app? Sure it was. Where you can make dance tracks? Yeah, I bet it was.

And you just were bumping these beats out? Oh my God. And you would just build your own beats and I tried to make my own beats? And they were awesome? Yeah, I was so good. Did you save them somewhere and listen back? to what in the middle of them later. I definitely do not have them anywhere else. Oh man, that.

If we had your fruity loops beats. And this isn't even anything compared to like some of the music that I listen to in my car by myself. Like when my wife comes to the office and says this music stresses me out, this is nothing. Because listen to it. This is nothing. No, this is, no, this is. You're a happy

hardcore, dude. No, this is normal compared to like the Molly induced, you know, 3 a.m. after four days awake. This. This is what I would drive around my Chevy Cavalier and listen to. And you weren't getting any nibbles from Lainey's. What's that?

Ladies don't like this music? No, they do. They do. And you said Frank would bump this too? Well, there was a weird era where I don't even remember. Run! Let's get wicked! There's always that guy on the tape on the background.

There was that weird. Run, run, run. Like, I think when satellite first started, you're going to discover these random ass channels Or no, sorry, sorry, no, I take it back, I take it back You know what it was, and he bumped it through his, you know, all of our dads had these speakers Remember TV had the music channels?

No, I didn't have that. You don't remember that on like whatever, Spectrum channel, 1,200, whatever? Sure, I didn't know that. Was it? And that's what he would. Oh, they did have the music channels, you're right. And he would bump that. So you could hear it turning down the road.

Let's get Wicked. Roy, right, right, right, let's go. We don't have to. We could stay right here. He's so happy right now. I don't even want to do the show. I know. I was going to say, I would just say I could just stand here and let him just do his what-nots,

and he'll do that. It's so annoying. So see? So see? Yes, I know my music is stressful. I don't know if it's like doing so. I got to get tested for ADHD. I think you already did, didn't you already?

It was in the 80s and 90s. Can someone come in here and just do that for us? I don't know. My wife thinks that I'd be so much happier in life if I just got diagnosed and got on meds or whatever. But it would just be riddling. That's what they give you for that stuff, right? I don't even know anymore. So just find, like, what we all do.

Yeah, because... Be an adult like the rest of us and find a guy that has some... Riddling at a row or whatever? That's all I was I say. Find a guy that's got some addies for you and pop on that he's like a damn adult. But I think that music did something to my ADHD brain where it's scratch and itch.

Like normal functioning people like you and my wife and everybody in chat, that's too much. That's too much. But for me, it's almost not enough. That's too much going on. It's almost not enough. And I would crank it at full volume. Could be a part of my tism too.

I don't know. I'd crank it in full volume in my 1995 purple Chevy Cavalier and rip around Phoenix. No, yeah. We definitely should have someone come in and test us. for things on air. And everyone can do like that. The play at home game. Place your bets.

Let's see, do you? Well, because... Yeah. People report that once, like, adult ADHD, once you get diagnosed and you're put on meds for it, the whole world opens up. And I would like to experience that. Like, I'm so anxious and depressed every day of my life.

I would wonder what it would feel like. I mean, I don't know. I don't think I would. would, I don't, I don't even know how to say it. Like, I don't think I would take whatever they would tell me to take, to make me normal. You wouldn't take the meds? No, not if it unless, I mean, if it would change the way I am, no, I'm good like this. I don't know, I don't think I want to change.

Yeah, Hambone said my wife cry from happiness the first time she took her ADHD meds. They are life changing. I'm wondering if I'm just missing out on life. They're going to say, if you feel that way, then why not try it? Who cares? Worst good thing that can happen is that you go, ah, no thanks. I don't know how all that works. I don't know who you have to go to.

I mean, not to pull, be too much of a bummer, but after these last few months of my life, I've never been more anxious and depressed. And I wonder if that would help. You know, people are always raving about it. Is it really just legal meth? I don't need to do meth. Yeah, let's just get to, all right.

I don't need meth. You got to have someone come in here, do all those things, and then also have a guy bring us meth. Like, I, you know. Is this all asking too much? What the hell's the manner with you guys? Bring us to math. Yeah.

I know you all rave about it, and I am curious. but I don't need to get on another substance, do I? Somebody here's got Addies. I'll just go out there later. I'll just go out there later. I'll get to go through a medical professional. To do what? Give you Addies, we got to get you a test dose first.

Before you go all through the trials of tribulations, we gotta just do street drugs first. We should find a therapist. We should find someone who can't. Because I think that adult ADHD testing is a whole thing. What did they even do? I don't know. You have to sit and watch or listen to how long,

how many episodes you can listen to of love. I don't need to watch this video. I already know it. Of Marty or whatever he's calling himself over there right now. If you can listen to a whole podcast, a whole morning's worth of 95 X. Oh, do they still do a morning show? Oh, I have no idea. I don't know if they did.

You get through it. You don't have. You don't know. It's just interesting. It's just an interesting thing I'm curious about. Because living in this brain ain't been fun, bud. I think I was tested in like sixth grade and they said no. I was too.

But it was back then time. I don't remember it. So I don't know what they did. So I could be like, well, let's just reenact it. Mm-hmm. So let's find out. What do we have to do? Or the situation I'm in could get better.

I could find a better. This Friday, we will be live at... Almost it. Don't, you see, this is you doing glass half empty. Is it? This is a glass half full situation. He threw a cup. He threw a cup

And that's me throwing the glass on the ground Deb, Deb, come pick him up Until he's ready to behave I throw it on the way around Until he's ready to behave He cannot be in this room Friday morning We'll be live at Second Chance Diner

We call it Camillas right Their address to Syracuse But that's like the Camillas area Yeah Yeah Yeah a quick one for you. It's just,

I think it's, I've looked yet, but I would have to say, I bet it's the exact same distance from here. Oh yeah? Yep. To my apartment as it is from

second chance to my apartment. Yeah, you've had to travel a little bit these last couple of weeks. That's okay. For me, every spot except Goldens is exactly 25 minutes

from my house. Right? No, this is 25 minutes. They're all, 25. This is 25. They're all the easiest drives

because there's no one on the roads in the mornings. Yeah. There ain't nobody all up around, nothing. Yeah, we'll be, live at Second Chance this Friday morning. And again, as I think you've all caught on,

please shower us with gifts. I mean, if I'm getting out of bed, you will shower us with gifts. And who have we had so far? Oh my God. Okay. White's farm supplies come by twice. Yep. With rulers. Yep. And then Cabota hats. Yep. We had Misfit games in Aswego. Tyler's coming to studio today. We're going to say to him. We had Burke's home center. Bring us. some t-shirts. Yep. We had, what's your pizza place? Top this.

Top this pizza. What I was going to say? And Brewerton brought us some shirts and some sauces. I already tried the sauce a little bit just because I can't help myself because that's my favorite sauce. And, oh, I just, I can't. Showgirl Fuzz isn't even a business owner, but she brought us gifts. I used, I used Fuzz's maple, uh, maple sugar on my peas yesterday.

On peas? Yeah. You like peas? I love peas. I always forget that about you. I'll eat them cold out of a can. And that's. The grossest thing I've heard.

Absolutely. Although I did a, this was a steam bag. Oh, yeah. Malfire has gifts for us at Goldens, and I saw what yours is, and you're going to like it a lot. You're going to like it a lot. So again, please. And this was my favorite from people's personal homesteads.

The foul attitude, the maple syrup. Was that the maple syrup? Whatever that was. Cassidy brought us to maple syrup. I love that stuff. I love that when people make things in the, It's also regularly a lot of homegrown produce. That's brought to our cocoa.

Springtime flowers, if you will. It's always like some guy who walks up and goes, Thurgo, man, and gives you a jar, like a thing of something. All right, thanks, bud. Have you sampled any of that? Have you dabbled? Oh, yeah. No, that one, yes.

From Oswego? Yeah, from Oswego, top notch, and from where we just were. Oh, I forgot. Yes. And don't forget, because it was part of the simulation. It got mentioned. ACDC when we were talking about it. Lock one gave us... Lock one showered us with gifts. What did those shirts go? Are those in the bin?

I put everything but the top this sauce in the thing. That way at the very end. Yep. To like take a pick or something. But the top of this sauce, I couldn't help I to take home. So again, any Camillas area businesses, please shower us with gifts on Friday morning. Now, we're talking out that way. No. Please stand. We're talking. For the National Anthem. As performed... I am. This is my normal height. Oh, okay. As performed by four times. Whistling Champion and member of the Whistling Hall of Fame, Chris Ollman.

Okay. Oh. I could do better. Oh. Mm. Not impressed. Now he's showing off. He's adding a lot of jush to it.

Oh, he is. He's at the Baltimore Orioles game this weekend. What the hell? America. Sarah and Chat says whistling upsets me. I need more information. Is it because it's an annoying sound? I whistle all the time.

Do you really? I like to whistle. It just. It helps me not have, because I can't just talk to myself all the time. Sometimes whistling helps a little bit. Can somebody Google where the Whistling Hall of Fame? I think you're a good whistler. The Whistling Hall of Fame.

Yeah, I can do that part. Hold on a second. The Whistling Hall of Fame recognizes elite whistling performers, often highlighted by the winners of the International Whistler's Convention, Four-time champion, Chris Allman, who you just heard. Notable members include Bing Crosby, Angus Woodward, and Lillian Williams. But is there a location? None of your damn business or we'd contact you.

Do I go? Can I? Like, can I go into a, like the baseball hall of name? I just... Who are the people again? Say it's Bing Crosby. Stature of him. A statue, Agnes Woodward?

Statue. Lillian Williams and Lillian Williams And Ronnie Rinaldi As well as Chris Allman Who would be, we just heard The fifth So it was just the five of them just All right, we didn't have anything else to do

So we're all actually here Because that would be a place I'd make my kids go Yeah, you really would No we got Guys, we gotta go to the Whistlers We're not gonna be here We don't, we don't at all When are we ever going to see

The Whistling Hall of Fame Ever again? We don't have to I know, that's the point. Why are we going to be in Lewisburg, North Carolina again, you guys? We got to get over there. We got to check it out. It's the IWC, the International Whistler's Convention.

I mean, it only happens probably, like four times a year. I just really like niche hobbies. People are into the weirdest stuff, and I like it. Well, it's that. It's like the Guinness book stuff. It's like that. You don't need a international whistling convention. I'm going to get that Guinness book somehow.

Or whistling. Well, now that we've heard the National Anthemps, them let's talk about the masters. I try to watch it. I don't care about golf that much. No. I get that it's a big deal. I tried just because I was a,

it wasn't like hot out or anything, but it was like a nice day and the sun was out. So I was like, all right, let's put that on. And there's no other sports in between me doing other random things and messing around. We just have that on. It was all right. Although I can't, the fake gym Nant stuff is so weird.

weird. What's he do? Where he make sure that he does a nice low and it's the Masters Oh. Look at the very pretty flowers. All right, but, okay, you and Tony Rome will make up the universe's

most fake thing that's ever existed. Thank you. Roar McElroy won the Masters again yesterday. He tapped in at 13 under. He almost blew it. He did? Repeat winner. How do you almost blow it?

A couple bad shots. Okay. About halfway through the round. Like I said to you, I saw the one guy who was having like an F this game where he hit it in the woods and then he hit it from the woods over to the people. Yep. That's when I would throw my controller and say, I'm not playing. I don't want to play anymore.

I'm done. Turn it off. I don't want to play. And from our childhood to golfing fans, remember this guy, to still see that Sergio Garcia is acting like a douchebag out there. Yeah. It's like, bro, you were. were never that good and you're still

He did not have his drive On the second hall of the Mastards He immediately smashed his driver Into the ground a couple times On the Masters Then swung it into the green T-box That this is like anybody who reacts this way To anything

You're a baby And he was doing this when we were in like 7th grade You're a grown ass man Stop with your tantrums All right, it's weird 40 yards Is this it?

Oh oh oh Oh. Frustrated Sergio, he hits the ground and then not only do you take it out on the T-box, but that driver is done for the day. He broke it. It happens. What did they tell you on the floor? I'm not going to tell you.

What a baby. Next question, please. No question, please. You did it. I'm not going to tell you. Any adult who reacts to a situation by having to break things or punch things. And then that part where it's like, bro. No.

Bro, you were the baby out there. All right, well, it's okay. We'll find out because they're going to tell us because, you know, they obviously warned you and you got in trouble for it. Yeah. So. Yeah, what happened? What happened, bud?

No, there's a bunch of him doing that in different videos and stuff from our whole lives. It's just embarrassing. Grow up, dude. Stop with the tantrums. Luckily, golf is easy to understand so I can watch it and grasp everything. Although it was, uh, it was windy, but it was nice. It was one of those where it's like, I don't, I can see what,

why all you dads, gotta go. Just to go out golf? It is very nice out there and walk around. I don't know, I get too bored too quick. I'm like a little kid. Okay,

I'm gonna go walk away for a little while. I don't have the patience for it. Like three hours doing something? I have no interest in that. No, my cousin Jay says I went down a wormhole yesterday. Augusta has rules with no cell phones. You have to make calls from a phone bank wall.

Yeah. And you have to call all people watching patrons. It's very weird. It's very uptight. There's like a phone on the thing. It's like courtesy phone. It says, okay,

I'll use this to call. Like you're in prison, you got to go use the phone bank? Well, it's just very weird, the old rules they still try to follow, including, I think even up to recently

something weren't that good at that place. I think that they didn't really like like women golf for a long time. Oh, yeah, that's probably got with that history. Other people for certain periods of time. Didn't get its first female member until 2012.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy your pimento egg sandwiches, you old white, bastards. So what is it now? Is this like the Masters kick off like a season of tournaments or is this the big one? Yeah, that was really it. And then I mean not that wasn't it. There's

a ass tonne all summer. But like that's, like that's their big. That's the World Series. That's the big one. I would imagine. I mean, they have a ton of tournaments and stuff all summer long and fall and all that. Well, congratulations, Rory. Is he like the most winning golfer

of all time now? No. He's good for now. Only the fourth player to go back to back. He shares with Jack Nicholas, Nick Faldo, and Tiger Woods. Yeah. He's up there for like this, and that's very impressive. But, no, I think he's got a while to go, because even Tiger had a while to go, I think, to catch the top guy.

No, and I hear you over in chat. By allowing women to golf on that course, we're putting ourselves in danger. I mean... They're going to be on their periods, and then sharks will come over. Or the bears. Well, I was going to say, they're not going to... Be in the locker room making sure that the outfits are clean and doing the laundries and who's cleaning the clubhouse. I just, okay.

They're too emotional. That's the thing. That's the thing. 40 yards. That's the thing. A woman would, oh, oh. What's that? Frustrated Sergio, he hits the ground.

It said they're too emotional. Not only that you take it out on the tee box, but that driver is done for the day. And I'd imagine bees. I don't know. Period. attract bees. This weekend we got a big event going on the Jammer Sports Pub and Restaurant. Cavalcator Cars.

On the Facebook page for it, the ad, or it says that or whatever. And because comments, somebody's like, Cavalcator Cars, but it's got a Ford truck on the picture cover. Jack-offs. It's like, oh, God. Everybody's got to comment on everything, I guess. Well, it's because it's anything with wheels. This Saturday and Sunday at the New York State Fairgrounds Expo building,

hundreds of vehicles including lifted trucks. Then why did you say a car? Wow. Wow. Wow. Just crazy. Lifted trucks, jeeps, motorcycles, and more of it's got wheels. They're going to bring it.

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That's the ladies. Hot ladies, I know I get to, that's the ladies. I get to intro into the lady who's going to host it, and then she's going to host it. Over 35 awards presented on Sunday. That's so many awards. Everybody gets a trophy at the Camble King.

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Kids under 12 are free. So bring your kid under 12 for free. Even if they just look under 12. No, he is 12. They're not going to have ID. Of 12. Although I had definitely had a little moustachio hair. Did you?

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Crazy. There it is, there it is Posty. What even is that? Thank you, Posty. You don't know that photo of Fat Joe and Big Pond? That was Fat Joe and Big Punt in an award show. I'll post it on our social media. It looks like both of us are the blueberry scene in Willie Walker.

Yeah, we are. Good job, Posty. Thank you for that. So, New York again, kind of middle of the road on this study. What are you reading? Sorry, no, I'm just the pants. My pants. That's what his pants really looked like.

Look at Google, Fat Joe, and big pun, and that photo will come up. I just wanted to post you to put our faces on it because why not? Because, yeah. I'll share that on social media here in a minute. Yeah. The states that spend the most on booze. Where's my fellow booze bags at? Where's my booze bags at?

I'm going to go old, just basic. Florida. No. What? I want you to think isolated, kind of destitute, working class. Well, I was going to say Alaska. Yeah, that's number one. Really?

That's number one. Is it because it's like, per whatever, because there's two people and there's two boozes? No, it just says, a recent report analyzed the states to spend the most on alcohol and not surprisingly Utah's dead last. Yeah, that's Utah. Yeah. But really? Alaskans spend the most. Each adult drops an average of $1,250 a year on booze.

I bet I beat that. Whoa. If I get a bottle a week for Whiskey Wednesday, I would beat that, right? I guess, I guess. It's about $104 a month or $24 per week. Number two comes in with Wyoming. But here's the theory. See, it's skewed with the...

Wyoming borders Utah. So it's probably people crossing the border to get the drink. Bouncing back and forth. Like, we definitely don't go. somewhere else to get our fireworks. No, we don't do that at all. That'll be illegal. How dare you?

Absolutely not. Colorado coming in at number three. Really? Mm-hmm. Man, what? All right, so like. Massachusetts number four, Boston? Louisiana, any of these?

No. Like, you know, Mardi Gras, none of these are skewing up the numbers? Rhode Island. Rhode Island's drinking. They're boozing. Good for Rhode Island. What else are going to do? New Hampshire.

Oh, okay. Oregon, Hawaii, Washington, Montana. Where's Florida even on here? I was way off. Where are we? Middle of the road. We don't spend the most, we don't spend the least. What's our numbers?

Are you skewing the average? What is it? I bet I'm helping the numbers a lot. Let me see. Let me go to New York. H, A, B, C, D, E, F, H, A, J, K, K, L M. Elemento. Elemento on there?

It's not even an alphabetical order because we are not, we're closer to the bottom. New York is 33rd. Oh, geez. $8.004. per person. A year? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Per person. Total expenditure on alcohol in 2024 was about $12 million spent on booze in the state of New York. And cannabis times 10. Oh, I bet those numbers were a lot higher before we got legal. You know, we hear from all of our liquor people that booze is getting hurt by cannabis, which is fine.

I. Level it out. I do both. Yes. Both. I like to mix. We'll parties. I like to mix it up, you know? We like to party.

We do. This Friday, we will be over at Second Chance Diner. Wow. What do you know? 6 a.m. We go live. Come get yourself something to eat. Stop number three on the K-Rog Diner Tour.

Gm-N-N-N-N-M-Divin. Driven by B.M.W. They really should have given us a car. I expect that's a car. I know every Friday to drive to these things. I expect that. coming as local businesses continue to shower us with gifts. I'm sure that...

Oh, you think that's going to be the final one on... I think that, yeah. On Goldens in two weeks. I'm not trying to get too excited, but I would expect Kelly to roll up in a beamer for both of us. One for each. Makes sense. That makes sense.

Authorities in Riverside County, California, have launched an internal investigation after a deputy was filmed using a dating app during an active SWAT operation on Wednesday. I ain't trying to give this deputy any leeway here. What, so he was scrolling on the Tinder while they were... He was swiping ladies, but don't SWAT operations sometimes take a while. Yeah, if they're sitting there for hours, who cares? You were just standing around. Right, so does it matter if the other guys were on their phone doing Facebook?

Like, yeah, I would imagine there's probably a lot of time to kill in a SWAT situation. I've never been a one, I hope never to be in one. Did they do the thing? Did it work? What? Then leave it all? I mean, whatever the operation? was, then who cares?

Right? Overhead surveillance captured the deputy swiping through three women's dating profiles on his phone while feet from an armed barricaded suspect. Oh, nothing's happening right now. Well, I mean, if there's a guy, he's just a couple feet away, it's got a gun on him, maybe.

The incident occurred after the suspect crashed near a school and remained trapped in his vehicle. He was armed with a whatever inside the vehicle. Deputy browsed his phone from behind a SWAT vehicle, while the Armed individuals stayed barricaded on the opposite side. Maybe he wasn't having to do anything.

Or just he's staying very calm. Sounds like he stayed very calm all in the face of danger. I mean, that's a pretty good opening line. Like, hey, babe, look at me, I'm at a SWAT thing right now. Right? No, I was so taken aback by you that even... By your beauty. That even during a guy had a gun on me, I still found time to swipe okay.

Oh, okay. Sure you did. No, and then there's, and then there's witnesses, and there's proof. Look, they caught me on camera. Unmatch, not interested, unmatched. Blocked, band, blocked. Twitch.tv. Slash, K-Rock, C-N-Y.

Well, the new report comes out. The average pet owner spends what? Yeah, exactly, Mel. According to a new sturdy, the average pet owner spends blank a year on their dog or cat. What do you think that number is? Oh, man, let's see here. 5,000. 5 grand.

You're close. $4,200 bucks. Yeah, I was just trying to. Yep. $4,200 bucks. A new study says, on average, we spend about $50,000 over the lifespan of our animal. How much for a kid, though? Way more.

You know what I mean? I can't afford to feed these kids anymore. Is it too late to put them up for adoption? No. Bro, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with these kids. teenagers. They're growing adults, bro. This is what happens.

They're taking their final form. I don't know how I can feed them any more food. I don't have the funds to feed these children. You're going to have to go to the food bank. It's like every two hours. I would never do that. That's people who need to do that.

But apparently you're... I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Every two hours. I have, okay. I'm not trying to embarrass my kids. No, but I will. It's teenagers, man. This is what happens.

We're coming home. Like I said, the oldest does acting classes on Saturday. Coming home from acting class. Before I left, the youngest comes downstairs and says, oh, can you give me McDonald's? I said, I'm not spending money on McDonald's. He goes, I'll buy it. And he whips out four McDonald's gift cards.

Oh, nice. 10 bucks each. Okay. All right. All right, your money, I'll get you some McDonald's. Yep. Well, now the oldest wants to eat. Well, what the hell?

So we're in Baldwin'sville. We go to that McDonald's, get the youngest, his bag of goods. The oldest goes into, what is that, a Speedway right there? On the way to get the ice cream cones of Speedway. Turns out, it's $8 day for a large cheese at Speedway. Wow. So the oldest gets an entire pizza. Now, I'm complaining about the cost of feeding these children.

That didn't cost me much. No, but. But it's the amount of food. Yeah. By the time Saturday. ended, the oldest had eaten an entire cheese pizza. You're damn right. And the youngest had probably eaten

that McDonald's, a frozen meal, another meal. Maybe it snuck a little piece. No, that one does say that is a good speedway. That's one where you can get your own ice cream cones. Yeah, you can. And it's like it's getting to the point where every two hours are like, y'all,

whoa, wait, what's, whoa, we need some nuggets. Like a meal at three o'clock apparently doesn't count as a meal at five. Like three o'clock. Say he got the McDonald's at 3 o'clock. That was a snack. Five o'clock. What's her dinner?

I go, you just hit that McDonald's in dinner. Then what was it, bud? Just have a little something to eat. Then what was it? Tell us what I'm going to eat? A little snack, bro. What? A little snack, bro.

I, your mother and I, you need to get jobs. Oh, oh, you mean he got like a belly base at 3 o'clock? I know. I wonder where he got that from. They learned it from watching me. They learned it from watching you. They learned it from watching me. Yep.

They're just smaller versions of me who are now finally eating, like, the level I ate. When I was a teenager, my mom would have to fill an entire chest freezer of Schwand's meals. Right, don't you remember that growing up? Yes. Teenagers are all, they're growing. I bet there's people that could text in that we wouldn't even be able to fathom the amount of food that these damn kids go through. Yeah, are your teenagers just insatiable food pits? Because, oh my God, there's eating and eating and eating.

and I'm like, I don't have any more ideas. And my wife and I don't like to cook. No, you're like, what, what do you? Just, uh, Costco. What do you want? And they can get their own stuff. They have to start learning to cook. That's the thing, though.

That's what we've been trying to drive home. Because now they're at that age in that era of, or you're hungry. Well, you know how to use things. You are an adult. Go make your food. Yep, have some cereal then. Ooh, cereal. I like cereal.

Well, no, the youngest tried to make. make, I'm sorry, I'm dragging them. I don't mean to embarrass them. We're trying that now. We're very forcing, like, you are functional adults, essentially. Yes. You need to learn to cook for yourself, do laundry, all this stuff. Yep.

So last week, the youngest, the youngest, was going to make that chicken rice that comes in a bag, you know, like the green bag that you get it, and then you put it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He thought that the, he thought it was just a suggestion for how much water to put in there? Oh, no. Because he's used to

making ramen where there is no really like, yeah. Those bags are like specifically two cups of water. Yeah.

So I go out there, he's like, I think I did it wrong and it was like a lot of water. Yeah, all water, no flavor.

Trying to hell. I was like, I'm sorry, bud. Now you know, you gotta read it. Yeah, you gotta read it.

You gotta read it. You gotta read it. You gotta read it. But almost. What are your teens eating? How you feeding them? Yeah,

Deanna. My 14-year-old daughter's a bottomless pit. Yep. Yeah, Journey says my son works at Taco Bell, so he eats all the time. I tell them to cook at home, but nobody doesn't like to cook. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I am.

Well, say a restaurant. Tambo. You're abandoning your babies. You're just abandoning them. If I make Tam Tam get me an Easter basket, you're right. I got to feed them as well. Real nice. Shout out to the frozen food section, though, because that has been a lifesaver.

There are so many great options in the frozen food. Oh, yeah. That the kids can just microwave. Yeah, it's some viral pop-tart on the Today Show, I guess. That's what my mom made. I know. I want to make those so bad. I just want them again because I like baked goods.

I thought your mom liked us. I guess not because she hasn't made them for us again, but all right, that's fine. I had to drive all the way out to God knows where yesterday find my own baked goods. You did? Where'd you go? A little shed on the side of a road. Like Amish? I like very much when people make things at their house and then sell them on the sides of the road.

I like to buy that. Yeah. And I saw on the internet there was this place out by me near a Tisco called Spring. Finkle Farm. Yeah. And they've got like one of those cool like wooden sheds that you see. But this, I don't know who runs it,

but this family puts a billion baked goods out there. What did you get? Oh, man. I got a little hard. Yeah, I got a chocolate covered strawberry brownie, a s'm s'mores cake. Oh my God.

A, because I was like, I'm just going to drop a 20. Yeah. Strawberry shortcake thing. And then I wanted to bring in the, the, what is it,

pecan cinnamon rolls on sourdough, but they make everything themselves. There was bagels and pancake mix, and I got there, I got there late because I went on a Sunday and they're open on weekends. They had a billion things or whatever. And I guess they do, like I was just looking back through their stuff. One of their posts was like, I'll be outside making breakfast sandwiches, seven to a ball.

That's pretty dumb. I'll roll back out there. Yeah. You like a good adventure. And I, a big, fan when we were doing our adventures, I saw at the bottom, and this is where you got to get the food, the bottom of this guy's driveway

and a cooler just said free eggs today only. Yeah, you damn right. You're damn right, I'm going to snatch up some eggs. If you got chickens, they probably lay more than you need. He had chickens everywhere. You're like, just take them. Please are going to go wasted. This was a very successful day. Look at you. He went out hunted and gathered. He was a hunter-gatherer. I love that so much. I love stopping it. That's the summertime vibe is driving around and finding the little

roadside stands. Because I was initially looking for a place that I saw before that had breads. Oh, hell yeah. I'm looking for all the things. Radio World, we will hand you off to the 90s at 9 with a little Nervina. Twitch, we'll play some hockey. We're going to do Hurricanes at Flyers. Cody is the Hurricanes. I am the Flyers.

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