The Show - CRACKERMAN

Episode Date: October 19, 2026

What is the perfect time for a coffee shop to be open? Some don’t open until 9am. We are hosting fewer get-togethers than we used to and Josh is just fine with that. The film “You Can See Everything” is a masterpiece. Cody’s Cowboys lose again & co much more on a big Mondee show!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. What a stretch of weather. Do you look at this like 10-day-4-14?

Oh, wow. Everyday sun. What up, son? Low 60s, 67 today. What up, son? What it is, fan. My kind of weather, folks. All right.

I don't mind that. Fall time fun. Ahoy, ho, everybody. Because it makes it, even if you're inside. Nice. It just makes it. So you don't have to,

oh, look at it out. Oh, great. Nope. You can even crack a little window, get some fresh crisp fall autumn air. The sun coming in, looking noise. I love it. Well, ahoy, ho, everybody.

Happy, uh, happy Monday, October 19, 2000, 26 year by Lord. Wow. That's fair. We're here, man. We're cooking right along. We're cooked. Super busy weekend for your boy. How was your weekend?

What'd you do? Anything fun? Just a, very relaxing. Lots of, uh... Nice. Sports activities? Yeah, just, uh, it was one of those fall weekends. where just every game from

even the ones I made fun on Friday night where I was like, oh great, can't wait for, it doesn't matter, versus doesn't matter. It's still good stuff. How'd your Seminole's do? Actually, double overtime. They lost some double overtime, so it was way better than I thought it was going to be.

Better than the town boy. Yeah, I didn't see the count. Who would they play yesterday? They lost 2313, but it wasn't that close. It was like 237, close. Okay, gotcha. And I got to go back and look to what our score was on Friday. because I said it was going to be exactly that,

so I want to see how close I got. All right. I had a great weekend. I watched, I went over to the mall. I had stopped to the mall Saturday. Nice, nice. Went and saw what? Your third or fourth mall Chinese?

No, I ate. So we popped over there, had the little protest, and then I went up to the movies because I wanted to see the, you can see everything. That Elizabeth Holmes movie. Oh, my God. What was the everything you saw? You see a guy's wiener.

She doesn't get naked. One for the ladies, well. Were you hoping that she was going to be the naked? Well, they said it was. Yeah, and I was like, what? Yeah. Hey, that's one for the ladies. Thank you, Kelly, 28 months.

Okay. Youngest wanted to see that movie, and the oldest had to go, like, you know, get some clothes. They don't have any pants and stuff in the fall. Yeah. So we all popped over, and then I said, all right,

you guys go shopping. We're going to go to the movie. Nice. Youngest and I just did a quick Wendy's. Right there when you come across that. Pretzel bun? No, just standard. Just standard Baconator.

Burger King has a pretzel bun now. Is it good? I don't know. They're all under construction right now. I don't know. No, mine are back open. We're good. So we got our Wendy's Berg and then we went to the movies.

Three hour movie. Doesn't feel like it though. Really? It's a masterpiece. You didn't stick any burgs in your pockets? No, but we did. I did a move. I don't know if this is allowed, but I think it is allowed, where I was like, let's get a couple

lemonade here at Wendy's. Yeah. And try to walk in with them. And if they say no, I'm just out two bucks. We'll toss them. Yeah. So we walked up up. Scanned our things.

We walked in with our Wendy's. But other guys are walking in with coffees and stuff. That's what I mean. I'm assuming like drinks, they probably don't have a problem with. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, I didn't make a big to do about it.

And I walked right in and they didn't make any stink. You could be like, I got diabetes. This is from home. I got it. This is my diabetes drink. No, but if they're allowing that, you put some booze in there, too, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Boozing up a little bit?

Absolutely. Busy, busy week ahead of us. We've got to get down our Wheel of Tattoos designs today. Maybe we'll go through those today. Do a little bit of that? Yeah, go through the Discord channel and see what we can get lined up for those. That's a sighting. We've got our friend from the train show coming in.

I saw that, and I didn't even turn around and make a comment at you. I couldn't even find my train whistle. I found my train at. It's here. It's here somewhere, right? But I don't know where it is. And don't you have like a thing of a bin of props? I didn't.

It's not in my bin of props. I found my hat, but I can't find my horn. Did you bring it? What I brought it home? Did you use it for Whiskey Wednesday for something? I don't remember what I brought it to another train show. I don't know. I don't know if we've got, I know we've got angry barista who owns her coffee truck in here.

She'd be a good opinion to have on this. So, as they're debating online, what time coffee shops should open and what time coffee shops should close. Oh, geez. Because there's a lot of coffee shops that don't open until seven. And people are like, that's too late. But I mean, there's got to be that group that you just have to do it at home. And it might be, it might be.

Oh, if you're up that early? Yeah, it might be after me the, I mean, I kind of also agree. I think maybe seven is too early or too late. I think you've got to hit six. If you're, if you're selling coffee, unfortunately, I think your people have to be probably have to be there at five. to start doing stuff to open at 6. I bet there's a little bit you got to do.

I can't just be like... I can't argue kind of any angle here. Because... Close, I don't know. If you go to work early like us, I'm just grateful if a business is open at that hour. Like, Burned Dairy by me opens by five... By five.

Yeah. So I can get it right as it opens. I can stop in there if I need to. Yeah. I don't know. The dunk in Downer Street in Beaville, that opens by five because I've gotten food there before. Yeah, that seems to be open as I'm driving past.

it in the morning. A lot of gas stations are open at that hour anyways. Yeah. But no, I think if you're going to be specifically doing, like, I am a coffee shop. Yeah. Then you got to go early. Well, some people are upset because their local coffee shops don't open until 9 a.m. That's too late.

That's too late. People go to work by 8, right? Well, yeah, you're not getting any of the business from, like, the main. Gotta go, got to go hours, right? Yeah, like by 9 a.m., I would think most people are in at work. Yeah, you got it, you're already there. So one barista in this, and I'll ask our baristas, what? Most people don't wait until they get to work to then get their coffee orders.

Most don't. No, here though, here at Galaxy Pommel Incorporated, we wait, do we get settled in. And then we talk about our coffee order for about 15, 20 minutes. Although it's been a little bit. Well, Chuck was here. They got to put on a good show when Chuck is here. Others are saying that coffee shop should be open late. Like you'll love a coffee shop that will close the two.

That I can't get down with. I mean, again, it depends. If you are, I think it's, if you're specifically a 5 a.m. whatever, then two is all right. Because you've got to find people that want to work. That's the other problem. You're open all day. You got to cover all day.

I got to ask you people that are doing this. Because I see a lot of people on the TikTok. into social media being like, I need to stop by blah, blah, blah for my afternoon, pick me up. You need an afternoon, pick me up? Yeah, you just... It's that low. You need an iced coffee at 2 o'clock in the afternoon?

Yeah, you get that midday lull. It's my mother. My mother drinks coffee all day long. Well, and the more Italian you are, the longer end of the day you have to drink coffee. That's a rule. The more Italian you are, the longer end of the day. It's like a scale.

You got to just have it all day long. Yeah. If you talk it like this, like Ralphie, I bet he drinks coffee at like, eight o'clock at night. You know. Yep. They say every coffee shop should be open until 7 p.m.

No. No, no, no. That's ridiculous. I would say it's got to be like I could see seven because you get that after dinner rush for whatever reason or that, you know, third shift something just to snatch that little bit more business. But I don't know if it's that necessary. But doesn't your mom do the same thing my in-laws do or like after dinner is for decaf coffee? Well, she does it all the time. She only drinks decaf, right?

Yeah. Yeah, my in-laws will be like, does anybody want coffee after dinner? And I go, coffee after dinner, you're going to be up all nights. Right. No, it just helps for digestion. They said, one barista said that in her experience, people don't show up until 7 a.m. And they usually stop around noon or two. Like, they're not coming that late in the day.

No, unless you're open and then they'll realize that they could get their, like, dinner. coffee from you and then it would probably change a little bit but yeah and that's what i say katy business is business if it was profitable then they would be open that's probably yeah it's probably they have the five or six people that come by late in the day they don't open that day and it's in this isn't in the question but it also depends on what they've got on top of like i've never been to that other those other coffee places around here but you know Duncan runs out of stuff and they're like sorry we're out we're out yeah yeah yeah those other places seem like they have more options so you could go there a little later and still get a pastry or something of that nature.

Yeah, like how often or how later those brews that are popping up, all later those open. Right. Or that Zah, Zomans. The one everybody likes, yeah, what is that? So, well. When should your coffee shop open get the show on demand? Wherever you download your favorite podcast, type in K, K, rock the show, and boom, there we are.

How do you do? I don't know what's going on with our app. I don't know if that was canceled or, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. But our app is no longer in the app store. Sorry about that. I don't have an answer for you. Nobody really tells me anything.

I don't know about that. I don't know about all that. So, uh, head to the show. Dot FM for our stuff. Yep. That'll work. Rest of the day stuff, I don't know how to tell you. Above my pay grade there, boss.

Just get in your car. Switch over to the FM. FM radio. And there it is. It's on the dialtoe. Americans are doing a lot less entertainment. than they used to, Cody. Yeah.

And this is, this is one thing I'm fine with. I'm, the most unrelatable thing about my mother-in-law is that she loves having people over. She'd have people over to her house every single day. And she'd put out a whole spread.

She loves to entertain. I get you. I have no desire to have anybody over really at any time. We do one party a year. It's Christmas Eve. That's true. And that's it. Yeah.

That's all I need. Okay. No, but that's that, but that's you. That's me. You don't, you're not- Do you like hosting parties? I mean, having people over? I didn't mind having a gathering when I had a house. I didn't, I didn't really mind that. I mean, I don't really have any room to do anything now other than a couple people, but, no, I don't mind, but it gets to be a lot.

So I can see where you'd be like, oh, I got to do this, and I got to clean. That's the, it's a fake house. Anytime anyone's coming over, we got to go fake, full, fake house. mode or we clean every nook and cranny. Nope. There's got to be perfect. Getting snacks and such. And you got to put out a spread.

I don't want to do any of that. No, I get you. I get you. I don't want to. I don't want you coming over to my house. But it depends where, like a pool party. That's why communal spaces like restaurants exist and the malls and clubs and pool halls or wherever people go.

Yeah. I'll see you there. Pool halls. I'll see you at the train show. He'll see you what the old sock house. I'll see you at the old sock hop. I don't need you coming by the house. They go by the old driving debby.

In 1975, 45, 42% of people say they like to host friends or family. Now it's 12%. Yeah, there was also not as much to do back then. Mm-hmm. You know? Now, like, you just named a bunch of things. I mean, some of those were available back then, but, you know, there's more to do where you don't have to host the event. Yeah, you could go to another place and do it.

There's wineries and such. That's the goal. Yeah. Is go somewhere else and that's somebody else's place to feed, eat, clean. Well, and it's somebody else's set it up for that. Yeah. So it looks nice specifically for that reason for you going to hang. Some of the examples of why we're hosting less is we're just too tired.

We don't really want to put all that work into it. COVID probably killed a good amount of that. A lot of gatherings. See, couldn't do anything for two years, pretty much. And then a large people weren't even comfortable for a while after that. And I think it's kind of That died out See showgirl Tammy on her text line

The more the merrier She has people over all the time She's always gathering with people Yeah You got a bunch of people I mean maybe I'm just different Like to be social like that drains a social battery in me

And there's got also be something It's got to be like a reason Like a football game or something Yeah No not the people I'm talking about That's what I know I couldn't just do Just a cuss.

Not just a come over, just a cuss. No, no, no, no. No, they will have just because. Come on over. Yeah. No, they will have just because. And then it's up, yeah, just add to the stress that most people already have anyway. Yeah.

You did kid stuff all day. You're exhausted. Now I got to put on a show. Yeah. Uh-uh, not happening. Nah, I might. Katie says we don't have a little lady at home all day cleaning and dying for social. Well, that's a good point.

I mean, showgirl fuzz. I recharge when I'm home. People there would mess that up. Yeah. This is my quiet space. Yeah, we do a lot more now. I like to be quiet in this house. Everybody's very, very busy.

So then when they got a little bit of the time to then go, hey, all right, let's have a whole day choir. You're like, I. Yeah. Can I sit? Can I just sit? Can I just sit for a minute? Can I sit for a minute? You're just tuning in.

We are hosting gatherings a lot less than we used to back in the 70s. That's apparent. I can see that. It's expensive. They say everything costs more nowadays. So bringing people over, you got to buy the, like you say, snacks, drinks. I got to buy a meal. Yep.

That's a lot. How many of you are coming over? I got to buy a meal? Yep. Multiple pizzas? Pizzas are $80 now. Right. Geez.

And we have a few. were friends. In 1990, 63% of Americans had five or more close friends in 2021. That fell to 38%. Yeah. See, again, that was that, like, COVID splintered a lot of... It's just a different generation. Yeah, where it made it okay to be like, get it was. She just knows everybody. My mother-in-law knows everybody. She has everybody, everybody's over all of the time. She goes to places and sees people. She just knows everybody. Yeah. I don't want to know anybody. And COVID made it so you don't have to. You know what it's acceptable.

It allowed the people that, like you, not saying that you did, but you before, you would go to all these things. You would host all of these events. Hypothetical me. Josh, real Josh never went anywhere. COVID happened. It allowed people like you to be like, I don't have to go anywhere? I don't have to do this. I don't have to go anywhere.

Then when it ended. Yeah. And you could. There weren't as many people left because I'm like, no, I don't have to. bro, handsome Nick, and chat says maybe I'm in the minority, but I love being social. There's plenty of you that love being social. I like stuff. Depends on what it is, you know.

I like going to things, but I'm not looking to, you know, host a weekly tea club. For sure. And then screens make staying home easier. Like you said, you can do a lot of get-togethers through, like, a lot of people game. Like, they'll be like, you want to just jump on a game tonight and talk to each other that way? You want to... And back in the day, not... Everybody had everything.

What do you mean? So it's football with Josh's on Sunday because he's got Red Zone. Oh, good point. We all got Red Zone now. Yeah. We've all got all of it. So there's no need to... All right, over to there, we've got to do this because he's the only one that has it.

He's got cable over there. You want to go over there and watch cable? Right? Like, he's got PS2. I've got to go over there and play. Now everybody's got it. Nope. It's annoying is what it is.

It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a little who, like, who's got... Good morning. This is Kirok, by the way. Just because this is how everything works. What member of Congress owns Calci? I don't know, but I bitched about it on my Facebook yesterday.

You can't escape Calci ads anymore. Everything is brought to you by Calci. Maybe this is a Calci ad. That's the irony. Bro, I don't you don't use TikTok. Ask TikTok. Is it a... It's 90% advertisements now.

When I try to watch my sports reels on things, I noticed Instagram is a lot of ads now. Dude, it's ridiculous. And I'll get, I'll get that. I get a lot of calchie. I just like the stupidly, mindlessly doomscroll TikTok from time to time. Yeah. Every three videos is a calci ad.

I deleted it because you told me to. And then when it's not a calci ad, it's an ad for something else. I mean. Because it's not real gambling, right? It's stuff that could like be. It's the prediction markets. So it's like, like, there could be. Will Cody say jelly peanut butter on the show today?

No, he will not. But if you put money on it that I will. You can throw that. Yeah. That's, I don't like that. That can get people in a lot of trouble. Yeah, this is, dude. Like that's too.

This is what I complain about. Like the, not just the younger people who are getting into gambling right now and just learning. But the addicts. Yes, this is what I've been bitching about for months. As we've made gambling too easy, you're supposed to have to go to a place to gamble. You can't gamble in your pocket. It's going to ruin people's lives. I like the apps.

I use Fandual. But not everybody has the ability to stop like you do. I use it at least 10 times a week, I would say, but they're all little tiny bets. I go, when I think that, like, it's a sure thing. It never is. Never is. Then I do like 50 cents. So I never do anything too crazy, but.

Yeah, dude, every video has an ad. Everything has a commercial. Everything is Cali, Calci, Calci, brought to you by Calci. Look, anything on your phone today, I bet you see 20 Calci ads. Especially, well, now, especially. Which just should go to show you Calci users. They're not giving away money. No.

If they've got all this money to sponsor everything. Yep. And again, they're not giving it to you. That and I noticed that Internet and TV is Calci. serious is Chumba Casino. Oh, the Chumba. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Chubba Casino. And it, again, both of those.

That's podcast too, Chumba Casino. I can't believe that someone like a Ryan Seacrest, well, he loves money more than anybody. So maybe him, I get it. But these celebrities are just absolutely fine. Again, with their fans. Fallon does, and Jimmy Fallon does all these.

Yep. You've seen Chumbah. Casino? Right. Like, thanks, Jimmy. You want your fans to be ripped off. It's so dystopian to me. It's very weird that they just are perfectly okay.

Gigantic celebrities telling people to gildoble like that. Yep. No, but come here to this one. What? How much money did you get from Monopoly Online the app? Jason Mamoa? Yeah. This is weird.

Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. I'm not going to be quiet about that. I just hate because people are being taken advantage of now. And there's nothing to seem to be seemingly stopping this. No, it's right now's, looks like the, I don't know, the penis ones are, they ran out of money. What ones? If you want to pay.

Oh, the boner pills are out of money? It looks like that ran out for a little while. And now we're getting these. They took the place of that. Yeah. It just is. Are you done paying? And boom.

There's plenty of people. Listen, you could say about, say it about anything. Weed, uh, booze, all of it. There's plenty of people that can enjoy. responsibly. Same with these apps. There's people that can't enjoy it responsibly, but there's a lot of people that can't, and it's predatory, and I just don't like it.

Yeah. Because now there's these apps like Pudgy's wife is saying, my daughter spent hundreds on the Rip It Pack Pokemon card app, where you just literally open cards on your phone. Yeah, I don't like that one either. That seems to be a thing, too, where it's like internet cards.

You just, oh, just buy a pack, because I got a couple of those. Yeah. I didn't buy them. I got the ads for them, And I'm like, what hell is this? It's not actually, you don't send it to you. He's still right there. No, my youngest was showing me this when we were on vacation. He's like, has this app where he's opening cards.

He doesn't put any money into it, but it's just like they get, if you get people to sign up, meaning if you get people to, oh, give you their data, I don't know, whatever it is, but you just open packs. Now you say that, I for a while spent actual money on something that I thought was going to be the next big thing. and I can't even remember the goddamn name of it. Oh, those cards you were trying to collect? I remember you did that for a minute.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. I can't remember the name of that. Yeah. I mean, I did get, I got a couple decent valuable ones or whatever, but no, it, that thing was, it got too big for itself and it was too confusing and impossible to get cards. I know I sound like a fuddy-duddy when I complain about these gambling apps, but they're not good for society. And everywhere I look, I'm getting gambling. ads now. It's every 10 seconds.

It's another gambling ad. Yeah. What's still in Polly Market? Is that that's the other prediction market? Oh, I just get the first couple. I'm stuck on those two. Kalshi, Polly Market, Chumba Casino. Okay, that didn't take me long. What did you get now? Or two seconds in, I'm getting all of these now. So how long before

we start seeing these? What is it? Where it's ads from places like, hey, you want to sue draft Kings or a fan duel? Oh, yeah. I don't. Yeah. I don't think you can sue these people for you betting. Yeah. All right.

Listen. Said enough about that. Other side of this. We've got business to get to you guys. We've got the wheel of tattoos coming up in less than a month. Friday the 13th, we're spinning the wheel of tattoos over a timeless tattoo in Baldwin'sville. And we got to pick our designs. Get to work.

You've been putting this off a long time. You got no fun music? Do you want music for it? I don't know. I mean, this is going to be a big break. So you'd just be listening to music for a long time. Just the price is right. Theme looped.

Bung, bong, ba-dam. So here, let me break down this bit. Maybe some new listeners are listening. Hi. Maybe some new bosses who are in different parts of the state are listening. Here is the bit. Many years ago, I guess this is our eighth year doing this. So eight years ago, we saw a tattoo shop somewhere,

maybe up in Oregon or something, I think it was, had a gumball machine where you just, you pay money, you put a thing in the gumball machine and whatever tattoo came out of the gumball machine, that was your tattoo. That's what you get. And we're like, we should do that with our big prize wheel that we have here at the office. We should put a bunch of tattoos on the wheel. People spin the wheel and whatever it lands on, they get that tattooed on their body forever. Yep.

I don't know the math, but we tried to figure it out. Must be at least 50 people, if not more? It would have to be, right? 50 to 60 of you have done this. At least 10 a time, I would say, right? The first couple of years were chill because we did like four over the course of a month. Or like just handbone. Yeah.

So it started out slow, but I would say over 50. At least 50 people have done this. We've had some great designs. Oh, it's amazing. There's been things that I would actually get outside of this. Just because it was such an important part of my life. I'm going to go back. and get the Oasis tattoo from last year.

Oasis, brav. With the two crutches and the tambourine rub. Have him do it one with there. All right. Have him slap one on you. Griff, you can come spin the damn thing anytime you want, Griff. I thought he already had one. He was supposed to go last year, but he didn't.

I thought he had like two separate. No, he keeps saying, I want to go in and I want to go in. Then he never does, Griff. Come on. All right. Yeah, and not, sister, good point. You're going to get Oasis over your nanny tattoo. Yeah, I forgot about that nanny tattoo.

I mean, Oasis. Her little lipstick there. I mean, Oasis was kind of more important to me last year than my nanny, I guess. Oasis did a lot more for me last year than my nanny did. I mean, geez. All right, going back, let's jump into this. As on November 12th, the 2025, we wrote our first one for this season. Now, technically our first one.

up quick. Yeah. Season 8, right out the gate, we said, exploding whale. We talk about the exploding whale all the time. Okay. And I guess it was on a hat at one point, and I like this logo. If you want to look at my screen, Josh put that in Discord. Okay.

That whale holding the dynamite. A whale with some dynamite. You don't know the story there. Oregon blows up a whale. We do talk about it every year. All right. Okay, I mean. All right.

I'll write it down. You're not as into it as I am? I don't mind it. I'm just, I'm tempering expectations. All right. Just in case, I don't want to be like, I love all of them. And then we have to delete some. All right, got you.

Kelly put in Discord on 1126, Granberry sauce, the Italian man who kept his mom for years to collect her pension. I remember it, but not enough to be a tattoo. Granberry sauce. Must have been a joke he made. It's all right. No, see? That's what I mean.

I don't want to... We got a drunk raccoon right after that, but I feel like we just did a raccoon last year with the meth raccoon. I feel like that's almost like a thing every year is going to have to be a raccoon. Yeah. Because I think this year we'll get to it way, way, way further down the list. But Jimothy's on this. I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I think Jimothy needs to be on this. I think Jimothy's on this. Yeah. All right. Kelly also put Miss Piggy Karate. chop. Hey ya! I love it, but I don't know if it's tattoo.

I mean, it's a tattoo I would get. I just, I don't know. That one's, uh, I don't know. Just write down Miss Piggy. They're all saying yes in chat to Miss Piggy. Maybe a Miss Piggy karate chop tattoo. Because it's a funny tattoo of her with the, you know, the karate outfit.

Hey ya! Also, this was big a year ago and I loved it. Dr. Papa, baby. It's good and nice. Do do do do. Dr. Pepper Can? That's a good one for a little jiggle. Or good and nice.

Put down Dr. Pepper Can. I can see that. This one was hilarious. I got to remind you of it. In January, a Chinese toy company accidentally made a stuffed horse with the upside down face. That's got to be on the wheel of tattoos, right? If you're not watching, jump in twitch.tv slash the show or the show.com.

Remember this toy? I loved that so much. I love this so much. Sad horse. Sad horse. Put down sad horse. Oh, that's, I wrote a whore. Oh, my goodness.

I'm putting a little star next to that because that one's a good one. Baroness, the biggest python. One of the quotes says, this snake could easily swallow half a calf, if not an adult now. A snake with a bulge in its stomach, Kelly suggested. I don't remember that one. Kelly, don't feel bad. You do a lot of work for us. That's what we wanted.

There's a bunch in there. That way we would have options. But I don't remember. I mean, we talk about a bunch of snakes when they come up. Fuzz and Jojo and chat said Cody's noise maker sound effect device. Your little thing over there. Is that still prevalent? It's over there somewhere.

We can't even find it. I don't know if it's prevalent. It's just over there on the little cart. What about my El Tabo? When I invented my nice and easy drink, a cup that says El Tabo on it? Ooh, a big. Big nice and easy cup with L. Tubbo written on it? I mean, it is the only time a drink has been named after us, right?

Fuzz in there saying, the cocoa, the condiment king. How do we do the condiments? Hmm. How do we do those? Trying to work through these ass tattoos in my head. I'm seeing like a bunch of bottles. Like little ketchup bottle. A little mustard bottle.

Next to a little barbecue sauce bottle. But I don't hate that one. I like this idea better right after. Stacks in Discord said a dumpster loot crate. Somehow we honor your dumpster that continues to gift you things. Oh, the magic dumpster. So like a dumpster maybe glowing a little bit. Yeah, write down glowing dumpster.

Magic. Mm-hmm. Magic, like a dumpster that provides some way. We'll work through that. Handwriting is awful. We do have a lot of listeners in Australia Do we want an Australian tattoo Or like a kangaroo or something?

I don't know Um Oh my god Because sister said the magic giving dumpster You do it like the What is it like the giving tree? I don't know the giving tree Was it Shell Silverstein or whatever

And you just have the dumpster and the little kid standing on it Next to it Okay write that down That's what we're going through Vegemite But yeah like maybe like the Australian flag All right, write it down because we'll knock some of these out. We'll knock some of these out.

Josh admits to being a ranch slut on May 16th. Well, I'm always a ranch slut. Have we done a ranch tattoo? I feel like we've done a bottle of ranch, right? Have we ever done a bottle of ranch on the wheel of tattoos? I feel like I'm picturing it, but only just because it's an easy picture in my head to picture a bottle of ranch. Not my millions, but thousands of people have bottles of ranch tattooed

because we're all ranch. Yeah. Put down ranch bottle Because maybe that'd be a fun one Like a Hidden Valley Ranch bottle or something Right that down We'll remember that. Camp Slut now Ranch Slut Ranch Slut

I feel like I've done it but I can't remember all these designs now And yes, Cousin J we did my vacuum. Josh has it. I have it right here It's on my arm, cousin Jay It's on my arm right now. Hmm Something about my broken teeth How I broke two teeth

Stacks put that in there I broke two teeth this year due to the stress of company mismanagement. I would like it if it was like, not that I would like it, but like your front ones. I don't know how you do. Like a broken tooth. Like I see it like a tooth,

but it's got like a crack in it or something. Put down broken tooth. I was like it. Right at that. Right on. But down broken tooth. Oh, in June of this year. Showbroke, Glenn's dog.

renamed us the Sillies. Do you remember that? I do not. I don't remember being called the Sillies. But thank you, Showbro, Glenn's daughter. Yeah, I don't know what. I can't picture. I got nothing for that.

Yeah, if I can't picture a tattoo pretty quick. It's got to happen. And I mean, obviously the guys at Timeless are way smarter with the tattoo. Crack at a pack? We did that for a little bit. Is that a tattoo? Like a pack, maybe? Just have like a...

Chew on that one. Yeah. I'm a crack. Did you write down Jimothy? Heck, no, I didn't. Now this one was... Is it now? Right, is it now?

Yeah, write Timothy now. This one was Cody, if you're not watching in chat, I'll describe it best I can. Cody kept playing with his Play-Doh and Googly eyes. Where he would make little Play-Doh figures and put them in the camera with googly eyes. Do we like that for a tattoo? I think that's pretty funny. I like that for a tattoo. Plato.

That exact image right there. Yeah. Plato Face. Plato Face. I like that. Okay. Plato Face. Yeah, you got to do a scoop of something.

Put scoops down. Scoops. Put scoops down. And we'll work through this after the show. Scoops. Get some scoops. Anything for Debbie's dooby dungeon? Huh.

See, again, I'm having a... It's good. It's a reference to when Cody would smoke pot at his mom's house and we'd stream it. But... How do you do that? Yeah, I can't think how you would condend... condense it to a, uh, a tattoo. Yeah.

Sit on that one. Oh, how do we honor the time Buddy Green jumped off the Uncle Sam Boat tour? Oh, man. How do, because he didn't want to hear the acoustic guitarist. That's one of the best stories of the year, but I don't know how to. That really is one of the best of the year.

I would say you do, I'm picturing the back of the, like the boat. Yeah. You know that like... Allegedly, obviously. You know that, um... The old time, you're like how it spins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then just like a little guy... I'm seeing it from the back. Yeah. And like a little guy next to it. Just write down Buddy Green flees the law. Yeah. Boat jump. Yeah, boat jump.

I'll remember that. Ooh, when we ever done confetti cannon? Have we done confetti cannon or dickeroo says Bologna boy? Bologna boy, thank you, Dickeroo too. In chat? Sorry that old sentence. Put down confetti cannon and baloney boy I'm sorry

After all that we'll go through and narrow these down after the show We're just taking our favorites right now You're just tuning in we're going through our What I'm sorry what am I Bologna boy is one Okay baloney boy And then confetti cannon is two Okay

Okay These are all things that we have written down Or you guys have documented in our Discord By the way, join our Discord. We're chatting all the time in there. Yes. I don't know if I can say that one on the radio, but it was a good tattoo.

Fists up, clams out. Remember that? You get, it's like a... What was that in reference to? It's, I forgot. Oh, no, I forget, because it just happened. It just happened. Write it down.

Write it down. That's a recent one. And that could be a funny one. Like, I can see Kyle being like, yeah, I want to figure out how to draw that. Yeah, he'll, he'll, want to work on that. Fist up clams out.

Yeah. Or another word we can find, I'm sure. Lottie's got a good one. How do we work in either the California raisins or a Jason Statham tattoo? Ah, the California Raysen tattoo is also a killer. Jason Statham, California, Raisin? Yeah, because you have it. Could he be bald and look cool?

Yeah, I don't know how you would. Write that down. Jason Statham, California, Raisins. Combine them both. California. State them as a raisin. I think that's the tattoo. All right.

Listen. Those are our favorites. Now we'll go through and narrow them down to 10. On our own time, we won't bother. Let me just check text line real quick. I was looking a lot. It was a reference to the naked lady fighting in Florida, I think. Yeah.

Fistop clams out. Yep. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, do we put that guy that looked like me in the swamp? Remember that guy? Penneville Pine Monster? Yeah, but the Penneville Pine Monster looks different from the Syracuse Swamp Guy.

But I feel like we need Panneville Pine Monster. I know Syracuseauke's Swamp Guy was more in the news, but... I think Penneville Pine Monster, put that down. Penneville Pine Monster has come to be this... I mean, it's... The lore has been hundreds of years. It exists. But...

And Kyle also grew up in Penneville, so this will be part of his lore as well. All right, okay. All right you saying ankles. I wore... I did ankles with the crutches last year. I had weak ankles. I always have. Yeah, that's the Oasis one.

Wegman's Deli, Pinwheel, or Salmon? All from our lunch. Oh, dude, we got to honor that terrible lunch. I don't even know what you, what do you. I don't even know what you would do. Trying to think you. I just picture like a cold chicken cutlet sliced up for some reason.

I'm picturing the prosciutto croissant. Just like a croissant. Just right down lunch. And if I can't make 10 great ones out of the other ones, then we'll just go back to that. Listen, it's going to be great. I will start taking your submissions. All you got to do, and I don't, well, I guess you can start now.

Oh, yeah. And I'll start making the schedule. That sounds familiar. What? Caga Ranch. It wasn't, yes, that was years ago, Caga Ranch. That sounds familiar. Let's just do a bottle of ranch this year.

If we need it, maybe we don't need it. Maybe we got 10 that are totally not related to ranch. Yeah, yeah. I like a lot of these. We'll start breaking these down. We'll be a timeless. Saturday morning, November 13th, Friday the 13th. We definitely had a dirty dogs one on there.

For before, right? That was like three years ago now. Have we ever had a dirty dogs tattoo? And have you received it? Just their logo? The logo with the middle finger? Didn't they? I don't know. If not, that should definitely be on there.

Could, yeah, definitely do a dirty dogs. Kelly asked, can previous wheel spinners spin again? Probably. There's been so many of you that have spun. I'm going to have to start doing it. repeats, I guess. Yeah, I was going to say it's... Ashley wants us to do the rhubarb patch.

Remember when Carissa was mad about... Was it kids in a rhubarb patch or something? That is a good one. I write rhubarb patch. I'll need to really stew over these. Because, yeah, because again, even if they are great, like that's a great one, I'm trying to think, they can't be hour-long pieces.

No, I know, they got to be quick flash, like 30-minute tattoos. I can picture. a farmer shaking his hand little rhubarb patch but that's a long tattoo that's a little intricate. All right. All right. I'll start working

through my wheel of tattoos lists. And keep sending ideas if we forgot stuff. If you're new to the show, it's a stupid bit. I hope you want to spin. Let's get some newbies in but of course if I've got some repeats, that's fine. Gris, if you want to spin the wheel of tattoos, I love to get people who are getting their first tattoos on the wheel of tattoos. That and like the most

More uncomfortable we can make it for Rosa in particular. So if we could get, you know. I don't know how I'm going to beat her kid getting his ears pierced, but. That was pretty good. That's pretty much it. I don't know. I don't know. Short of Don's spinning the wheel.

I don't think that would even bother her as much as Rocco getting his ears pierced. Rosa will be in the building for it. Are there any nuns? Have a nun come get her? Are there any nuns that want to? Have her mother spin the wheel with dance? Oh, my God. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Okay. Nick, want Rosa to spin for her? Listen, we'll start working up the list. Did I let her spin for me? Are you a couple? Probably. I feel like that that makes it more fun.

Probably. 315, 365, 164, 1009. So much to get to. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus. Find me an alternate route.

Open your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. What? I just go back, just one quick second.

The tattoo thing. That would be funny. Whatever it is on, at that moment, the fart counter. You get exclamation point fart and then the number. Whatever it is. That's a quick test. too. You can add that on to anybody's

too if you want. That's just funny. So I had a delightful weekend. Hope you did as well. And can I just complain about something with entertainment right now? Yeah. Yeah. You can. Lord knows I don't complain about enough. I don't know if it's artsy

or there's a reason for it. And this is going to be really kind of nerdy to complain about. But all these movies are now shot in three by four aspect ratios or the old square that our TVs used to be. Now, what does this mean? The Oasis documentary was shot in three by four.

It was a square. This, uh, uh, you can see everything I'm about to talk about. Shot in the three by four square. I go to watch the Lizzie Borden thing on Netflix. It's a square. It makes me so angry. that for the last 15 years you've been making us by widescreen TVs and like everything is 16 by 9. And then you cut off.

And now you're cutting the sides off. Huge chunks either side, whatever way. I don't know if it's enraging anybody besides me. No, I noticed. But I'm so angry about it. No, I've noticed and it's like I don't, I don't have a, like, I bought the TV. Because I want to watch it in 55 inches. Yeah.

Not the 30 that you were now making. We go to see the Oasis movie. I didn't notice it. And I'm watching it. I'm like, oh, maybe this is old footage and it's going to go, it's going to fill the full screen at some point? Never does. Hmm. I'm watching every, you can see everything.

I'm like, all right. I wonder why. Maybe at some point they're going to fill the screen. No, they don't. Is it? Lizzie Borden, I go to put it on because everyone's saying, you got to watch Luzie Borden on Netflix. And I was like, all right, I'll put that on. Is it better?

Oh, so now I, now I've got three inches of screen on both sides that are useless. The better picture quality and they do it that way and they don't care about the screens. I was like, why are directors doing this? And they're like, it gives it a more claustrophobic feel and blah, blah, blah. I don't care. Art school. I paid for the whole screen and used the whole screen. Because then the movies that you go to are you can't charge people an arm and a like to go to a movie if half the sides of the screens are going to be cut off.

It's really annoying me. And maybe it's not a relatable thing to be annoyed about, but it's really annoying me. That being said, I've noticed that with things. It's annoying. The film is a masterpiece. Nathan Fielder. I'm just becoming familiar with him. Showbro Tim told me to watch Nathan for you, that show.

You'd like that show. It gets a little repetitive towards the end of it because he sticks to the premise. Yeah? He sticks to... What is the premise? He... Because I hear it's really strange just like we like Tim Robinson and stuff. I'm trying to figure out like, like...

One episode is him trying to help this lady's business as a realtor by what if she's like the ghost realtor. Okay. So it's silly. Yes. I like silly. Stuff like that. It's very dumb.

Like that one quote that I mess up all the time explains it very well of the one episode of him having to get a substitute for the class he was teaching because he was going to be sitting in the class. played by an actor dressed as himself. Gotcha. It's very meta, it sounds like. Yeah. All right.

So I go see this Nathan Fielder documentary. I didn't know what to think about it. I don't really, I didn't jump into any of this Elizabeth Holmes stuff. Nobody knew he was even doing this, first of all, so nobody really had a chance to be like, yo, can't wait for this until we all saw that. The trailer.

That trailer. So, so Elizabeth Holmes, if you don't remember her story, she launches this company called Theramos, a Theranos with this dude named Sunny something or whatever. They just call him Sunny in the movie. And promises it can do all this amazing stuff and it can't do all that amazing stuff.

Like you would put a blood drop in a cartridge and put the cartridge in it like a CVS and it would give you all this data. What did it work? According to her it does. She never backs off the gimmick. No. No, why would she?

So she gets in trouble. has to, I guess, pay like, hundreds of millions of dollars back in restitution she doesn't have, but she's also going to prison for 11 years. And for like the month and a half, before she leaves for prison, she let Nathan Fielder move into her house. Now, he has like a guest house. It's like detached a little bit, but he's there. Wow.

And he records all of this stuff. Is she in jail right now? She's in jail now as we speak. She went in, I think, 20, 20. Maybe she went in jail. Gotcha. So like a year ago, maybe two years ago. So regardless, he gets all this footage of her and this husband and the parents.

And dude, it's so good. I don't know how, like, there's nothing I can say without giving things away. Yeah, no, it's just, it's a, it's a thing brilliant. Documentary. But it's not. It is. Real life. But then, like, it's a reality show.

The second half is wild. I don't want to give anything away. It's so good. You can give away what the full frontal is. Full frontal is a guy's wiener. It's the husband's wiener. But that sets you up because of the way he talks about himself and how he like, like, him being nude in front of Nathan.

It makes sense when you just read little blurbs about the two of them. Yeah. They're wild. It's not giving a. anything away because at the end, you feel like maybe she worked Nathan too? No, you know, yeah. It feels like he got suckered into it. You can tell just by that clip that he knows he got got a little.

Like he's almost like he realizes, oh my God, she got me. Like, you're going to watch potentially if you count the husband, two of the biggest narsonsor. You've ever seen in a master class of just manipulation and lies? He's just crazy. And it's not giving it away at the very end. Nathan's speaking to someone who becomes a part of the movie. And the person at the end of the movie is like, do you feel like she got you too? Yeah.

And he's like, what do you mean? And like, I think he realizes, oh my God. That's why she had me move in. She worked. She worked me too. Dude. It's incredible. I don't know how to explain it.

It was three hours long and you're like a three-hour documentary. You don't even feel like it's three-hour. You're so sucked in. If you don't want to go to the movies, just wait until it's make it a three-part, whatever, for yourself. It was cool being in the theater for it because it was like people were laughing at different things. Like there are funny parts in it. Oh, no, he's hilarious in it. That show is, the other one is funny.

It's a funny show. But, yeah, that. Another documentary I watched over the weekend is the Norm MacDonald one on Netflix Also brilliant, also beautiful Man, there's a lot. It's fantastic. A lot of documentaries.

A lot of them, I love them. I love them. So if you're looking for something to go see the theaters, go check out, you can see everything. I really enjoyed it. If you ever missed the show? How dare you? Wouldn't necessarily say I'd been missing it, Josh. Head to the show.com for live streams, past live streams,

podcasts. And so much more, of course, right there. get all the info you need at the show.fm. My experience is purely anecdotal, obviously. There's a guy on TikTok claiming that Ritz crackers changed. I don't feel like they've changed. In what way? Well, he says they're not as buttery and crispy as they used to be,

and I'm a pretty big cracker connoisseur. I, on the regular, crush a sleeve of crackers. I mean, like, one a week. Of the Ritz brand. Yeah. Yeah. And do you feel like they've changed? Here's what I could say.

Yeah. On the occasion, I might exclaim, oh, these are a little salty. Mm. But it's never like a, oh, these are so salty, I cannot eat them. And it's not every one of them. But I could say in that sense, I have noticed that a little bit, but not like, oh, these aren't crispy at all. They're still feet to the fire. And I think I'm going to know what you're going to choose.

Ritz or club? Club Cracker or Rich Cracker? Oh, the little like rectangle one? What am I? For what? Okay, let's dabble. Yeah, I was going to say it, because it all varies. Piece of cheese?

You don't do cheese and cracker, do you? On the occasion I do. Um, interesting. What's normally on your crackers? Everything. Well, no, I am a, yeah, so if I'm not doing that, I kind of like to eat them just raw dog. Mm-hmm.

I'm a raw dog guy. Wild. Yeah, but no, I like a good peanut butter. I'll sit there with a knife. I have a... But I think I'm going Ritz. I'm sure eventually when my arteries clog and I dropped out here on this microphone because I've eaten so much cheese, I have been a cheese and cracker aficionado.

Probably my entire life, at least 40 years. It's just so good. It's my favorite. If you ask me what's your favorite food? Cheese pepperoni on a cracker. It's my favorite. And we're getting into that season, baby. Do it for football.

Get into that season. I got mad old cheeses, bro. My dream combo, and this is not a slight on them, they're just a little expensive. It's cheese-filled company. I can only afford so much. It's a price here to treat. Yeah. And it's worth every goddamn penny.

Ritz Cracker or a club cracker. Yeah, I like most. With a cheese-filled company, paparoni, and they're extra sharp chatter in there? Oh, there's Colby Jack. Oh, my God. I like a sharp, nice sharp, the sharper the better. Oh, my God. And I like a, I'm trying to think.

I mean, you know what cracker I like. What? I get myself a little trisket cracker. Yeah, let's get out of you. Get a nice base. It holds all the mustards real well. You're the only human being. You're the only human being who likes a trisket.

Oh, he holds a nice dollop of mustard. You put a little 10-year-old cheese on there. Text line saying, Josh, do you buy, do you like cutting a brick of cheese into rectangles or buying it pre-cut? Because that would influence my cracker choice. I will say this. Nah. I make a very comfortable living.

So when I am in the grocery store and I, need my cheese fix immediately. I'll buy the pre-cut. But that's very rare because you're paying too much money for that. I like the brick. I always get a brick otherwise. And usually just because with those, it's always some type of deal.

It's always like two bucks. That's some reason that's, that's stayed steady. Inflation be damned. Brick cheese is still like two bucks. Top brand brick cheese does just fine. If I'm in a rush and I got to eat some driving around pepperoni and cheese, then I'll get the pre-sliced. Yep.

I'll get the pre-slice. And they're okay. But you know what? I really don't really care for. What? Wheat thins. I'm going to stop you there. As a Trisket guy.

Because I love a wheat thin. I guess you're on one or two camps. I'll eat a couple like plain. But there's some of the bottom where I'm like. Have you ever done a wheat thin with a cheese? That's what I'm saying. They're there and I'm like, all right. There's got a sweetness to it.

Yeah, I guess I'll use a wheat thin. There's not any other. It's got a sweetness to it. Mickey saying you ever try a Limburger baby mouth. No, I don't like Lindbergh. Smell's got a little bit of smell. That's nothing to do with baby mouth. Limburger is...

Limburger's just gross. It's crazy. So back to this gentleman, Mr. Denny on TikTok says his rich cracker tasted weird. He ran it through water to see if it would get soggy. It didn't. Because I think they got like a coating on them. I don't think they're going to get soggy. I'm going to do that.

I'm going to go home. And test them? I'm going to run it underwater. Many people in the comments agreed that rich crackers taste different now. They're less buttery, flaky, and fluffy. They're flatter and harder. Well, and you got to get, no, I disagree with that. I disagree with that.

But you got to get, depends on what you get, because they are also guilty of shrinkflation. No, being, they dabble with other things. Flavors, God, got you. Like, well, these ones are regular. Did you get the buttery flaky? Mm-hmm. Because that's the whole not weird.

Oh, you didn't get the butterblast. You didn't get, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Or get in that scene. where they get the snowflake ones. They're just shaped like snowflakes, but I love them. Dude, the problem is right now, if I'm coming to your house for a party,

and I know we talked about, we don't do a lot of gatherings. I go to a lot of gatherings during the holiday season here. Yeah. If I go to your house and I see a tray out with cheese crackers and pepperoni, I'm taking the whole, I'm eating the entire tray. I can't stop myself.

Yeah. I have a lot of vices that I battle all the time. And this is one of cheese and cr. And that's the one I surrender to. And there's some battles you just cannot win. There's a lot of vices bouncing around in my brain from just my DNA. I want to gamble so much. And I say, no.

You can conquer a lot of monsters, but the more monster you cannot is Moonster. I can't beat the Moonstre. That monster is a monster. The gambling addiction, it wants me. I say, no, no. Ha! The alcohol addiction, I say, just one glass. Well, I mean, I've won a two glasses.

But I say, no, no. But if I see a plate of cheese and crackers, oh, my. My God, dude. He... Because my mother-in-law is such a hostess? Oh, Josh? He did fall off the wagon. He OD'd on cheese and crackers.

The goo-go-cuh. Because my mother-in-law is such a hostess, if you just go over there for like a Sunday dinner, she's got a plate of cheese and crackers. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And I just hover. Yeah. Hover!

Both our moms are very good at that. Oh, I might just eat that for lunch today. Cheez and crackers? Yeah. Okay. It's a meal. It's a lunchman. meal. Well, it ends up to lunch meal.

Because of it, it's, you know, a pound of cheese. Look at Bono the Clown. If you have Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip of your party, I'm eating the whole thing. I haven't had that in so long. We should talk longer about what's our party vices as now we're getting into the holiday season. I haven't had that in so long. And you know what, Texan, I always forget about the good chicken and biscuit cracker. I love chicken and biscuit. I do too.

I don't put anything on that one, though. Those are just straight up. There's a lot of crackers. I raw dog. I've already gone through two boxes of the cinnamon and sugar. Chris gets this not even holidays yet. You know what I did over the weekend? This is going to sound not like me at all. We have tomato bisque soup in the fridge. What?

Just cold tomatoes sauce. It's cold tomato soup. Okay. Just cold tomato soup. Okay. Burn my lips on the gazpacho. Well, when you expect something. Yeah. It would be cold. I was in it. Speaking of weird things then, like that, on Friday, I was eating chili with tortilla chips.

Dude, chili with Fritos is a great combo, too. That's the way Tullies gave it to me, and I was like, this isn't a combo in which you. You didn't get tendies? You got chilies? I did, but I wanted a cup of chili. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, because she handed it to me, and I went,

oh, I only just got a cup. And she goes, they're for dipping. And I went, dude. Okay. Frito scoops. Thank you. For the chili? Unbelievable.

Yeah. Last night my wife made a phenomenal broccoli cheddar soup. Okay. Everything gets dipped in that. Yeah. Do you ever once in a while, grab a bread bowl? Do a bread bowl? I basically do a bread bowl, but it's a deconstructed bread bowl where I'm just like dunking an entire loaf of bread in there.

Because if you'd wait too long, it's no longer a bread bowl. Here's Mr. Denny talking about his rich cracker experience. So I was eating some ritz crackers and I thought they tasted weird. So I just tried to try something out. Putting it underwater. Is that normal? I think it is, bud. I think they got a coating on them.

I got it. I got a... I got it myself on note, because I'll never remember to do something like that. But I'm going to do it tonight. I think that that's just a normal coating. It's just a baked cracker with like a layer of whatever. I'm calling his bluff.

I don't know what he's got. I think you got a bad batch. But I bet you when I go home later and I do that, I bet they just sog away. You do it? And I waste a cracker. Yeah, well, let me know because I think he just got a bad batch. Cracker test

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Can't. You can't steal a flamingo, bud. Can't. How'd you find out about that? I've been meaning to talking to you about it. It is very loud in the apartment. No, Michael Fairbarn, 34, is standing trial due to animal cruelty, admitting he stole a flamingo named Peachy from the Flamingo Hotel and Casino in Vegas.

He kill it. Oh, did he? Oh, I don't know. Just what you said it, I was like, oh, no. It's fine. It didn't have a great time, but it's fine. It didn't have a great time. I'll tell you, it didn't have a great time.

How do you know it didn't have a great time? I'm going to tell you what happened to it. Oh, oh, oh. He claims he stole the Fomingo as a prank after drinking 30 to 40 beers. You get all numbers, baby. That's sweet box style.

I don't know. That could be done. I'll be honest with you. 30 to 40 beers? I didn't know that was a thing. He has some history with alcohol. If I could venture a guess. I can put down some booze.

I don't think I can put down 30 to 40 beers. No. Fair Barn testified it was, quote, a silly prank joke. denying any intent to harm the bird, security footage shows him laughing and grabbing Peachie by the neck before carrying the Flamingo to his hotel room.

The treating veterinarian testified Pichi suffered missing feathers, broken shafts and blood loss consistent with trauma requiring weeks of pain medication. Oh. He is a married father of three that runs an excavation business. The flamingo? The Fomingo runs a... A very successful excavation business.

Closing arguments are scheduled for today. Dude, if you're on video doing it. Yeah. Sorry. Busted. Can't grab a flamingo. Are they protected? Oh, I don't know. Like how you can't punch a Canadian goose here.

Can't punch a stupid goose. Unless you want the cops to hassle you for an hour. For some reason, can't punch a goose. And do I see those in the wild? Like, if I'm in Florida, do I see a flamingo? I honestly don't know. I know that they're in I can only just picture

them all taking off from a group in a nature video I can just picture them standing on one leg in a marshland So I don't know I don't know if they But yeah I mean they're not Are they Native to Florida

They're native to somewhere In this country Ask Cody AI Where are flamingos native to They're native to somewhere They do exist They're a real thing Where are flamingos native to

The Caribbean Central and South America, Africa, the Middle East, parts of Southern Europe, and South Asia. How do they get to Florida? I don't know. How do you can? How do you can't? They do seem flurdy into me. American flamingos are native to Florida.

Why the hell wouldn't say that when I asked? Because I wasn't specific. Yeah. Oh, wait. They've lived. They're wiped out and they've continued to arrive naturally from the Caribbean or escape from captive populations. Oh. So those are about gone.

native ones, so now they just come from other parts. All right. And they do fly? They really do fly, yeah. Think of those nature videos. The beautiful flamingo has taken off. I wonder if they're delicious. They're protected in Florida.

So you can beat the hell out of the, what, the, you can you get down there? The pythons or whatever. What can you kill down there? The pythons they want to get rid of and those iguanas, you see people diving after, and then they put them on a pizza. So bright and early yesterday morning, Eagles at Jags, but not really.

really overseas. Because it was... Texans. Oh. Jags. What day do I have? You keep going one week behind. Why am I a week behind?

Because you're a silliest goose, that ever, silliest goose. There we go. Texans, Jags, 34, 31. Hell of a game. That was it. Yep. Travis Hunter. Do you get up early and watch it? I didn't get up on purpose early to watch it.

It was just I got up and I missed a solid chunk, but... They were singing Wonderwall you said in the sands. Yeah, I did see that. And then it was funny because Cameron Little was going up to kick. So they turned the song off and the crowd realized it after a minute and they stopped singing. And they let them, they kicked it. And as soon as they kicked it, they started singing from the exact point. Yeah, it was really funny.

It was a hell of a game. That might end up being the game of the day. Really? How back and forth that went. They both looked really good. I bet Texans turn their season around now. Jets Patriots, I watched a little bit of that waiting for the Bill's game to start. Yeah, but now the Patriots look hot.

Do they? Yeah. They look good. I mean, it is the Jets, but They turn and turn it around. Sorry, Eagles fans. Panthers over the Eagles 2514. But that's not, they've got that Tanner McKee

or whatever. He looked terrible. And what's funny is that they signed Joe Milton from the Cowboys practice squad, whoever all Cowboys fans were like, oh, we want to see Joe Milton. Yeah. You will next week when the Eagles start him against the Cowboys and he lights us the F up.

Good. Steelers over the box. And they didn't, they didn't, it was overtime. It was, yeah. They didn't blow them out. I said, now watch, the bucks are going to be terrible. That guy actually was pretty decent. You had to watch Aaron Rogers as usual self, though.

Like, God, there's no way more annoying in the last. So obnoxious. A couple years is his ass. Brown's over the Ravens. 13 to 10? That one was a weird one. Again, it was a kick at the end. Syracuse guy.

They missed that kicker of that. But he kicked the game winner. I thought Lamar Jackson was going to. to play in this one for some reason, but he did not. So that contributes a little. Oh, when is he coming back? I don't know. I thought it was just going to be a game, but apparently it's a couple, so we'll see.

Bears over the Falcons, 3123. Speaking of star quarterback coming back, Caleb Williams looked unreal yesterday. He looks exactly as promised. Saints over the Giants, sorry Giants fans. Yeah, they don't know what they're doing. The Giants don't. The running back situation is bouncing around. Their quarterback bouncing around.

I mean, three, two, and one. You can see the wheels slowly starting to come off. Yeah. Titans over the Colts, 2620. It was a little closer than it should have been. Even with the Titans win, the Colts, oh, they look terrible. It could be that Daniel Jones is the worst quarterback in the history.

No matter where he goes. He's a little better on the Colts, but still, if you just listen closely enough to Daniel Jones play, you're like, oh, there he was. There it was. That's your boy. There it was. Cardinals over the Rams, 18 to 16.

Rams. What happened to the Rams? This might have been my worst prediction year ever going into the season. Really? The Rams, I don't know, they can't get going. The Chargers are the worst team ever. But yeah, the Rams, they looked terrible. Chargers got murdered Chiefs, beat them 22 to 6 yesterday.

I said it when they signed him. And everyone was like, oh, yeah, Kenneth Walker to Chiefs. It's like, no, great. the Seattle let him go, oh, he's not that great. It's like, this is going to be a big deal. And this has been the signing of the offseason, has been Kenneth Walker to the Chiefs.

19 carries, 128 yards, two touchdowns. Bill's game was closer than I would have liked. Bill's obviously beat the Raiders, but. Raiders are in a situation where when you, for 10 straight years are drafting the best guys because you're so low. I mean, not the best guys because they have some mispicks.

But eventually, you're going to have a decent roster. Yeah. And I think they've got a couple pieces. in place, but at bills, they just, if you're not getting killed by Josh Allen running, then cook 95 yards in a tutty. And then lay down your cowboys losing of the Packers last night. It wasn't even as close.

It wasn't even as close. 2313, but he said it was, what, 2310 basically? No, it looked at 237. They scored a random garbage touchdown at the very, very end. But it was, pardon me, it was just, Dak tries to do too much because he's so conditioned already now that, all right, well, I'm going to have to drop 45. that he looks like he is struggling the second that the ball is snapped

because he's like, well, this has got to be a huge play. We can't have any plays that aren't huge plays because they're going to score unlimited amount of points on us. And then he throws a bunch of picks or, you know, makes bad passes. Are the Packers that good? Are they a good team? They're pretty decent. They're getting healthy.

And then when Micah Parsons comes back, they'll be even better. The Brecker says it should have been 52 to 7 if the Packers would stop dropping touchdowns. Yeah, no, they had a couple guys when I said, start Christian Watson and Golden Love and Golden dropped. He had 104 yards in a touchdown. He probably should have had three touchdowns. And then tonight you got commanders, 49ers.

Should be the 49ers pretty easy, right? I would say yes. Sorry, Deb, I know you love your commanders. Maybe it could be a good game if Daniels plays like he usually can. But I mean, his elbow was still just all jacked up. And they're a decent team. That's at home.

Yeah. Football. I would imagine the Niners. And then going back, Saturday real quick, you were at the dome for the Louisville game, obviously another loss. What's your takeaway from that? You can't have the mistakes, the self mistakes, like the penalties, and stuff like that. And at Louisville team, you saw the speed of some of those guys.

You didn't see it on TV, but on TV at one point, there was one guy they clocked running 22 miles an hour down the sideline. Brown, I'm assuming, that number one, the kind of little guy, but little guy, I love him to do that. You can't catch him. No. No, no. He's running that fast. But that's, again, it's a, the only excuse I can give them is that they stayed that close

with their third string quarterback. I like him. He's not a third string at all. Yeah, he was a former five-star recruit. He's a good quarterback. Who knows how to play football. You can tell when they make NFL-style throws. Like watching Angelie, no offense,

not to always just keep piling on that poor kid, but when he goes to make like an NFL throw, like across the body or you know, you scramble out and you get, got a guy streaking across the anzon, you've got to make a laser pass. Those other guys can do it. Malachi and Odom can do it. And Jelley's just not, it's almost like he's trying as hard as he can

to throw it as hard as he can and it doesn't go anywhere. No, I don't think Angelie's the guy, but I like Odom and I like Malachi. Yeah, they're both pretty decent. So, I mean, I'm looking forward at the games, I see where we could get better. It's just. What was the vibe in the dome? People getting upset towards the end?

Yeah, just those mistakes. It's the mistakes of people that, that, again, like with Calvin Ruffel. You don't have a kicker? That also. That kid, dude. Poor kid. I don't want you to boo, but.

You got to find anybody, guys. Yeah, you're going to, like, that's the, the vibe. It seems like they spent a lot of time, you know, looking for certain positions and players in the offseason. We did not get a kicker. And when you can't just like, it's an extra point. Stuff like that. I know.

I know. You know, he is a kid because I think it's a true freshman, but like, that's why you're there. So you're going to get criticized. Yeah. Because that's the nature of the business. All right. But for just college football in general on Saturday, I'm going to get it wrong. But number one went down, number two went down, number four went down, number five went down, number six and seven went down.

Everybody lost on Saturday. Another primetime game for Syracuse coming up on Saturday at UNC. Bill Beelich. Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson. And who knows? And who knows? And who knows? Who knows who when they're going to announce the goddamn time for this Halloween game from Syracuse?

Any insiders know the time? It's the 19th. For the Halloween games. People can make plans here. Everybody know. I get that SMU at Syracuse. There's nothing you can do. Maybe.

I don't know who comes up with the times and when, blah, blah, blah. But like, it's Halloween. Yeah, like, let us know. Can we get that time out there, please? Any inside info? Maybe instead of like. two weeks before the game we won't share it just tell us on the

K Rock Tech sign 315364-101 if you think you know the team please pretty please oh what time is it it's train show time I'll just hang out over here I'm just meeting Tom for the first time

good morning Tom thank you for coming in Tom in case it has not been clear I'm a big fan of the train show I go every year and we're talking this year's train show. First of all, you brought a prop that I hope people can see on Twitch right now on the show.com.

Tell me what this is, Tom. So this is a model in O scale of a Hudson, which if you go back to the history of Syracuse, the trains used to run through the streets, and then they built the upper pass-through, which is now where 690 is. And this is a model of the first engine

to go through that upper... So right where that train... train station would be off 690. It's kind of dilapidated now, but that's where that station would have been? Exactly. Wow. That's neat. So Tom, let's talk about the great New York State model train fare. I go every year. How many years has it been in the new Expo building? The last two years, right? I should know this, but I forget the first year we were there, but it's been three or four years. Although, you know what? They blur together. I've been involved with the show for over 30 years. So what makes this show so special, Tom? I think it's a, it's a

good place for, you know, the true model railroader, but also families to come and experience the fact that, you know, model railroading and railroad history, because there's a lot of real railroad history there too, is not just the trains. It involves, you know, carpentry, electronics, art, painting, and there's a lot of families that enjoy, you know, one person enjoys this aspect, the other enjoys that aspect,

and as a family, they will build stuff. So we really try and do it as a show that there's something for everybody. And, you know, it's a good fun time. You know, come hang out with other train people. Yeah, my nephews come. They don't care about building trains. They just care looking at all the stuff. Like the displays you guys have set up are incredible.

We have, you know, all those displays are individuals or clubs. And, yes, the work that they do on them. Plus, we have the train that's big enough that we give kids rides on. Yeah, my nephews will ride that train off. around. You said that you have a ride-along scale, right? I do. The one that's going to be at the show is the clubs. Mine's currently at another club that I'm in. It kind of lives out there for the summer. Wow. And then you know what? What's that super tiny scale that I'm really into? The Z scale? So Z. You put it in like suitcases and stuff?

Z is one of them. The other one that's a little bit bigger is N, but Z is the real small one. Yeah, I've got an N scale whole setup at home I haven't built it. Oh, you put this. Don't worry. This winter, though. This year. This is going to. This is going to. to be the winner that he does it. Tom, I got a problem. I keep buying all this model railroad stuff. I just haven't put it together yet. Any of it. I understand that. I have the same problem at the moment. And then I go to the train show and I get overwhelmed because they're so good and I don't want mine to be embarrassing. But it doesn't matter. I can build whatever I want and as long as I'm having fun, that's all that matters, Tom. That is all that matters. And I tell people that all the time.

As long as you're having fun. Let's give people the information. It's coming up in November, the 14th and the 15th and November, 110,000 square feet of model trains Saturday from 10 to 5, Sunday from 10 to 4, over 30 operating layouts, over 300 vendor tables, $15 for adults, children under 15 or free. Mom and heard, you hear that? Kids under 15 are free. And what's great is if you want to just look at trains

and all the amazing work, all these hobbyists have done, that's great. You're thinking about getting started. You can just kind of buy like a... starter kit, you have something going already? All the accessories are there, right? It's all there. You can, like I said, there's something for everybody.

Buildings, foliage, little people, all of it. I mean, it's in that, the biggest building on the fairgrounds. Listen, it's the great New York State model. There it. Okay. Great New York State Model train fair. It's the New York State Fairgrounds November 14th and 15th. Uh-huh.

ModelTrainfair. Tom, Tom, thank you for putting up with me. I appreciate it. I've had a great time talking to you. Thanks for having. I will see you at the train fair, Tom. Joe Stanley is here. Stanley Law, the maximum award people. Good morning, Joe. Good morning. Beautiful week ahead of us. So let's talk the craziness in legal news. Let's talk about Elon Musk. It seems like he makes a lot of news. Yeah, mostly ugly, but anyways. Remember, he bought X and said, oh, I'm buying it because I want free speech. and I want anybody to say whatever they can say.

Well, I guess it doesn't apply when he's involved. Yes. The movie Alex Ginley Musk, which I haven't seen yet, but I hear it. It's four hours long. It's not complimentary. No, it's not. And he banned it. It's not allowed on X.

So like people are just running advertisements for it? You can't advertise for it. Nothing. Yep. Then you're not allowing free speech there. Oh, yeah. Well, it's good for the goose. It's not good for the name.

And you said Meta tried to do the same thing? Meta and TikTok tried to do the same thing. They got threatened with a suit and they said, oh, we were just flagging it for checking it for political content. But it doesn't sound, that's not political content. No, this sounds like a baloney. Yeah, baloney. Thank you, Joe.

That's correct. Well, let's talk another meat. Lobster. As you say, there's a lobster being sued or suing? No, no. This is a great story. Okay, go ahead. An aquarium in Maine put out a leaflet saying,

don't eat lobster meat because it's bad for the environment and it's bad for this and bad for that. And the aquarium got sued not by the lobster, but by lobster fishermen in the main lobster association claiming they defamed them about the lobster. So the aquarium said don't eat lobster. Why? Do they have a reason? Well, environmental. It was environmental. Oh, man, it's gross.

Yeah. Gross. Okay. That's why. Yeah. So, but they got sued for defamation. And the court threw it out. And they didn't say maybe the only people who got into fame was the lobster.

He wasn't suing. He wasn't suing. Yeah, the fishermen were suing. The lobster was happy because I'm still alive. Wow, that's funny. Joe Stanley. Stanley Loves is the maximum award people. Do you represent any lobsters, Joe?

No, yeah, no, yeah. Before we get into your 90s and 9 and play a little football. I have not experienced this, but I feel like I need to pay closer attention when I'm at the Walmarts. What? they're dynamic pricing. You know how they have those digital price tags now? Yeah, so not that. I just every other day is something different.

What do you mean? I would hate to be the tagging pricing person for Walmart. That's why I think they're digital now. So no one needs to manually do it. I've seen some of them where they'll like they'll flash if someone's like looking for it. You know what I mean? Like the shopper. Oh, that's cool.

The little flash blue if someone's going to look for it or whatever. But no, it's just they get away. And I don't know why they're allowed to get away with that. You shouldn't be able to check it. change a price of something every single day. Well, it's worse than that. Why is it changing every day? Like, say like, you know, it's in the morning time and that's when a lot of coffee sells.

They kind of bump it up a little bit. Or I saw a thing about the first of the months. Allegedly, I don't know any of these things to be true, but whatever, yeah. Watch the prices first of the month because they're taking advantage of that's when people get their EBT and their, you know, their grocery money. So they don't care. They'll make it more expensive. That way they get more of it.

So this dude goes into a Walmart, picks up a stick of butter, or one of the boxes of butter, and by the time he gets to the register, it's a different price. Yeah, no, that, I don't, I don't know how that's legal. I grab my stuff, and I'm very aware of prices because of how high stuff is. And I go to check out, my prices are higher. So I call the manager over, and he comes over, and he says, the prices can change from the time you leave the area to the time you get to the register because the computer updates.

And I'm like, no, no, no, no. You can't tell me that if I pick up an item, that's $398. By time I walk to the register, which is less than two minutes. Is this what we're doing, Walmart? Like, are we serious? I'm telling you guys. Yeah. That's how you push back with this crap.

You just don't support businesses to do this. And you have to check your receipt as well. Yeah. I feel like I might be one of the only nerds that still does that when they're done. You go check your prices. I eyeball everything that I bought to make sure that it matches up because it was something like that, man. I can't even fathom poor customer service for people that lose their goddamn mind over something like this. And they have every right to.

And it's not the employee that is making these decisions. It's someone in a very nice office, someone far away. Because that used to be the worst thing ever. You have everything up and then all of a sudden, well, no, just all of a sudden the poor pricing lady would come walking by and be like, here, you're doing this. And she would just hand you 50 tags. Wow.

How do we have 50 tags? But again, I've said it before. That's how I used to gauge what was about to go on sale every couple weeks. Because you'd be like, oh, that's going up. It's going on sale. I mean, I'm not trying to single out Walmart, but I see guys on TikTok making these videos of like they'll buy the Walmart meat and they'll say a certain price on it and they'll get it home and weigh it and it's not that weight. No, I just don't.

Like the weights are different on things. I just don't know how they get away with that. Yeah. Or every single day. Something comes out. Or you just go, go. They get away with it because a lot of these communities don't have any other option. No.

It's only a Walmart. So what are they going to do? Go to Walmart a couple times this week and take a gander at just, the ground beef. Mm-hmm. Because that's the one that I seem to notice the most.

The price is on it? That every single day this week, it'll be a different price. Yeah. Which shouldn't be legal. No, it's crazy, man.

It shouldn't be legal at all. Yeah, Bowen says, I'll take the meat right to the scale and the vegetable section see if it's correct or not. No, it's not.

We just got to be more aware of like how we're being taken advantage of, I think. Yeah. Anyways, not to end in a downer like that. Right now we're going to be football. Forgot the,

what? Let's see. Tomorrow. What is the season for tomorrow? The ghost thing. I forgot. I had another. I kept forgetting that little things keep reminding me.

I forgot. But tomorrow. Well, I have two minutes. Can you do it in five minutes? Yes. All right. It's quick. Cody has a ghost experience.

Everybody showed up from it. While I was sleeping, because I was at the dobie dungeon, in the middle of the night, I had the fan in the window. And I heard, like, tapping at the window where the fan is. And after a while, it's like, fine. I'll shut off the fan. I'll just sweat. So I shut off the fan, which makes the room completely quiet because I'd never turned on the overhead fan.

So now it's just a quiet-ass room. And all of a sudden you start hearing like that. It's not a branch or anything? No, there's no branches over there. So I heard it and I went, wait, wait, what? And I heard it again. Which then makes Sinbad,

who is sleeping in another part of the bedroom under another window, bark. Because he don't like that stuff. Everyone else kind of ignored it. But he barked. So then it stopped for a second. Simbad is under the window on the other side of the bedroom over by his window. Shut up, bro.

And I went, which that makes Elsa bark because now it's a different thing. And I just kind of lay there for a minute and was like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't supposed to do. And then it just, it stopped. Once they both barked, it stopped. But it was. And that's a second floor window, right? Yep. There's a tree in the front yard.

It's not anywhere near the windows. And then the side window, there's nothing. There's a wind chime that I thought was tapping it at for a second, but it wasn't windy. And then it was doing the... Like that kind of tapping. Too! Come on, man. And then it stopped because the dog's barked.

I hate that house so much, but I'm so curious about it. It's so haunted. Very weird. Anyways. That's a good story. Revisit that tomorrow. That's a good one. Oh, my God.

All right, Radio World, you're going to get Nirvana. Nineties and I kicks off with Breed. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. com. For some football, I will be the 49ers. Oh, yeah. Cody is Washington. It's K Rock.