The Show - CRACKIN’

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

The most important thing in the world right now is the new Cracker Barrel logo.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. I think it's good. I think my, I think this chair's all right.

a legend. This chair's a legend. I think it was here when I got here. I think it was here and they built the studio, to be honest. I really think it was here when I got here. So that might be a 20-plus-year-old chair. And it has handled some bodies. I'll tell you that much. Come on, everybody. Yeah. It's seen some fart. Why is, I thought the website was nysfair.org, but that somebody owns that. Really? Yeah. That's a smart idea to snatch that up. What's the New York State Fair website?

Is it like dot edu? NYSFair. Dot NY dot go. All right. There we go. Because we'll be out there tonight. One great fair. Endless new memories at the 2025 New York State Fair.

Oh, hoi. That's what they're trying to say the thing is. What the tagline is it looks like. What do we got, coming up today. I'm trying to see all the events. Oh, today, Pride Day? I may have it. I ain't going.

I ain't going. I ain't going out with none of them gays. I don't want them turning out with none of them gay. I can tell you right now the daily schedule. Yes, go ahead. Thank you. I mean, from what, though, because it starts from 9 a.m. I want to know who the concerts are tonight because we're going to be out there. So go to the concerts. AJ I look awesome last night. I'll start with the 6 o'clock.

It is, it is Pride Day because that parades at 6 p.m. Thanks, Joe Biden. You sure you're going to do it at gay o'clock? Thanks, Joe Biden. And it's New Americans Day. Oh my God. We'll be able to listen to Neon Trees. Former K. Rockathon artist, Neon Trees.

What stage are they on? Sorry, no, I was thinking of her mad. Right in front of us. They're the Chevy Court. Chevy Court on. Uh, ba, ba, ba, eight o'clock over yonder, though. Oh, it's, uh, it's, uh, What's or nuts at 8 o'clock?

So it's going to be busy when we're leaving, dude. I don't know who watched your nuts is. Jesse Murph. Oh, the country thing we were playing? No, that was not country, I don't think. That, that was. Whatever that was with the little cigarette. Oh, all right.

I'm going to get you. Lady Gaga tribute at 9. I'd like that. At the Chevy Corps. Oh, is Jesse Murph gay? Is that why? I think today is all, because it's Pride Day, isn't it all? Is musician Jesse Murph gay?

Yeah, Jesse Murph. I think that... No publicly... No public information is available. It doesn't say anything. Well, I'm hopeful she's an ally on Pride Day. Not my kind of music, but you kids go have your fun. No, yeah, I got nothing against her personally, just the music.

Not my jam. What the hell is that? Why can't I remember the Neon Trees song? Neon Trees. Is it that the... Oh, I can't even remember. You know it. We played it on Mix for forever.

Is it everybody talk? That's what it is? I'm pretty sure. Now that you say that, I don't want to be, I don't know. But I'm pretty positive. Yeah, there's all sorts of fun stuff, though, today. Neon trees. What else is going on?

Give me something else. Just the usual. They've got the fun, all the same fun stuff. Like, I love the dog show. There's those dog stunt show. Dog show. Dog show. Let's see.

A lot of just fun things you to walk around and look at. If you'd like clogging. This is the Adirondack Mountain Cloggers. I would like to watch some clogging. Paul Bunyan, Lumberjack Show. I like those. Racing pigs. Oh, they're doing the racing pigs still.

Three o'clock. Oh, they're doing basketball and stuff over there again. I liked when they did tournaments and games and stuff over off of the sports activity center. It's literally kitty corner from where I'll be tomorrow at the Lock One booth. They do boxing over there sometimes. That's fun. Oopi says he's coming with a D.D. Oh, boy.

Oopey's getting hammered at the third. Fair. A little bit of piano to tickle your ivory gemitals. If you want, just Joey's at the Shamrock at 2.30. Just Joey's out there. He's doing his day at the fair. That there's, uh, if you want to go to that, the Pride Day ceremony, it's at two. Cool.

Very cool. Plan on two. You're looking for all a lot. Very cool. I just like all that. I like the dog stuff they do. Those pig races are funny. I was watching the, the, the teaky guy last night on the news.

He pulls around this like mobile teaky. hut and plays like a guy would be at like a Sylvan Beach bar. That's cool. But he's like mobile. Although I didn't see Bandolini. Is he not there this year? I haven't seen any coverage of Bandolini. I don't see his name pop up anywhere on this. Did they swap them out for Tiki guy? The living Zoltar. I saw the big stilt ladies. Well it says the Tiki Shack 530, a long

restaurant row. Yeah, I think he's just like mobile. Is that the Tiki Shack? I think that's the Tiki Shack, yeah. Because I don't see the He was doing like Jimmy Buffett on the news last night. That's cool. And then maybe they just swapped out a bunch of new stuff tonight. I guess you do got to try new stuff. It's endless. Like, ready?

I'll show you. This is like the start at 9 a.m. The 4-H goat bowl trivia contest. And then this is all day. You can make a day out of it. Well, listen, make sure you make us part of your day. Five to seven actually win today. Yeah, why are we on there?

We should be. We should be the top-billed thing on there. All right at 5 o'clock, the show. Slinging it. Five to seven at the location right across from Chevy Corp. So if you're going to Neon Trees, you'll see us right there in the colonnades is what it is called. We are in the party trailer, the big K-Rock logo on the side of it. I'm a pretty big fan of exactly where we are because I watched that video of the Eats local guy yesterday that did of the free drinks.

Thank you. I like that it's situated in a different little, like, you know, we're not going to be like directly facing the sun and all that. It's going to be a nice setup today. I'm looking forward to it. I'm excited. Hopefully, you guys are getting ready for your weekend. Kick off your weekend with these two beautiful boys. Tonight.

Where? 5 to 7. Ashley Lynn Winery right there at the Great New York State Fairgrounds. We'll be there 5 to 7. We are a couple delectable treats ourselves. It started with a slushy. I should just do parody neon trees all day. Just all morning.

People would love that. Everybody talked. Everybody talks. All about the sluggies. This is the worst timing for this poor person's to phone to be shut off. So this person does DoorDash for their gig. And they get an order. I don't know what order it went in, but I'll be the person who's doing the DoorDash.

Phone goes off. Oh, okay, I'm going to do this DoorDash delivery. I go to the restaurant. I get the food. All right. Get back to my car. T-Mobile shuts off my phone because I haven't paid my bill. Oh.

So now the person can't do the delivery. A Milwaukee woman is facing felony charges for causing $10,000 in damage to Faith Morris's car because Faith couldn't deliver her chicken wings because T-Mobile shut off her phone in the middle of the delivery. Oh, man. Morris, Faith, the delivery driver, said within five minutes of getting the food, T-Mobile shuts my phone off and I'm shocked. I didn't know what to do. Somehow the customer who ordered the chicken wings tracks down Faith's car

starts throwing bricks at it and stuff. I mean, way overreaction. I mean, Thor dash has banned that person, obviously, but... A little bit, but kind of with the brick throwing lady. Chicken wings are... That's $500. That's... How did she find her car?

I don't know how... I don't know the back story there. The only guy could think of is that... shows you the little map. Well, that and then it shows, oh, that, yeah, that could be. Maybe she's like, where are, why aren't you moving anymore? That was the last place she saw it, and she knows what kind of car it is because they show you, like if I were, it would be an Uber driver, well, not Uber, because you're banned.

If I were a lift driver and I had to pick you up, it would say Cody's coming in his black Nissan Marano. I never get to DoorDash, but I did a bunch while we were off. Yeah. Because it was in, you know, a much more popular area. Yeah, I really like it. Right? It's when you can find ones that don't have the crazy delivery fees and, you know,

the ones that aren't trying to charge you an arm and a leg, it's very convenient. There's a bunch of restaurants that were in where we were staying that they must just eat the delivery cost because they want you to buy their food. So it would be like delivery zero bucks. Yeah, there's a bunch that I, if it's more than 49 cents for delivery, I don't do it. Yeah. It's not, it's like I'm not paying all that I have. I missed it already because. We live too far away from anywhere to get DoorDash where I live.

Yeah, the only things you would get would, I don't know the quality that they would be for you. Like I could get food from Fulton. Like Fulton food would be to me probably within 15 minutes, but it's like. Even then. Maybe that barbecue place. It's just, uh, the one by me? Because that would be at least not. Oh, that's been closed for a long time.

No, no, no, no. The one that's in that new place that used to be, it's been like eight different things over by you there. over closer to Phoenix. What the hell is that? I don't know what the name of it is. Oh, oh, you're talking about the new Angry Pig spot over there on Lampson Road. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Think about that. But that would at least be, because it's not like French fries or whatever. That I can deliver. Even still. Yeah, you're very limited. Yeah, limited to what you can get. Although we got a lot of spots popping off. Tones, cones in Phoenix now does food.

He's doing food over there. So, I mean, I have that spot. I got obviously duskies right there in Phoenix, too. That's a hopping little area, man. She's, why couldn't she go get her own wings? That's what I'm saying, yeah. If she's got time to. To rage on it.

Go and run and huck bricks at people. Lazy ass. All right, so you can go out then. Yeah, you could have gone and got these. Unless she's just walking around the streets with bricks. Just walking block to block. As someone who is now recently a fan of your big city ways with your door dash. I get it.

It was pretty cool. It's pretty cool watching someone. Deliver me my burrito. Bring it to me. Bring me my burger. A little car driving. Yeah. And I never knew how much to tip

because I get nervous about that. I'm like, do I give him $100? What do I get this person? Usually with DoorDash, yeah, depending on where and how far and all that other crap and how much and all the delivery fees, blah, blah, blah. I'll give them, you know, whatever it recommends on that little app.

Okay. Because it'll tell you. I'll give, it'll be like, 325 and be like sure and then when they bring me it i always get like i have a couple random dollar bills so see you're like oh you give more okay just every once in a while if they're coming from like like anybody that brings me like the sam's chicken land stuff that's not far but it's a little further than coming up from like velasco or you know whatever so i'll give them i'll grab my my move is i have i take all the ones and i save them for whatever same and so

the little cup that they're in the loose ones i just go in and i just go in and i do like a quick pull. So whatever I pull out is what you get. If it's three, four, or five dollars, that's what you get. If it's $1. All right, that was the roulette. We got the $1 jar too for whenever the kids need random stuff. But I was, like, do they see the tip before they get my food?

That was my nervousness. I was like, if I don't tip enough, are they going to be mad at me and then do something to my food? I would imagine so, because if you look at, like, doing an order. It asks you for the tip before. But if you do it, yeah, because it says if you give them, you know, this tip, oh good, there is something in my cart already. Like if you give them, like, let's see, continue here. All right, delivery time. All right, but if you want to do more, like right there, it says when it talks about tip,

100% of the tip goes to your driver, the more you tip the faster you get it maybe. The better than whatever. So. Because some people will do like multiple deliveries, right? You could add stuff. Well, no, I mean, I noticed that like we got food one night. Oh, and you watch it and he goes to different. They go to someone else's house and I'm like, oh, was I my tip not good enough?

No. There's also that. They have a thing what you can do and I've done it a couple times depending on what I guess. You can pay a fee. And every once in a while, it's either two bucks or three bucks. And when it's two bucks, I do it. I'm like, yep. Me first.

Because obviously my obsessive ass was staring at the delivery the entire time. So I'm like, I'm watching the car, go to the restaurant. And then it goes in the opposite direction. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Bud. No, I'm not your priority.

This relationship is not your priority. I get that because they just, when I get, if I get something from just down to Alaska, it's a quick two-minute drive. And you see them just coming straight up. And then they veer off. And you're like, no, no. It's not it. You go straight up this hill.

But also my dad brain takes over where like obviously you're all doing great jobs of the Uber delivery. But my brain is like, I'll just go handle this myself. I'll put in the order like you always tell me. And then I'll put it in in DoorDash. And then I'll go pick it up. Oh, 90% of the time that's what I use DoorDash for. Just to order online. There's the pickup option.

Yeah. I use toast for that. There's just deals. Oh yeah. I use Uber E. has got that option. Yeah, toast. There's another random one that the Mexican place next to my mom makes me use.

That's a random service that they like. So I don't mind dealing that way. The whole experience, I was a new DoorDasher last week. And if you do that with the DoorDash and you go pick it up, like sometimes you should just do that on your way home because it builds up your points and stuff. That way you earn. Oh, you earn rewards all the time, all that crap.

Good morning, everybody. Luckily, it didn't filter through. It did not filter through as somebody's gassy. Happy Friday, guys. Well, how do you like that? Join us tonight at the Great New York State Fair, five to seven over at the Ashley Lynn Winery. Right there outside of Chevy Court.

Come see your boys. Five to seven tonight. Little League International has condemned sports betting on youth games. I didn't know you could bet on Little League. I was, you gotta have a guy? Yes, because we were joking around about being able to bet on it. And I get why you can. It's kids, you can't bet on it.

But still, let me just throw away. I mean, it's a contest. If I could just defend my degenerates here for a second. Yeah. It's a game that's going to happen anyways. So why can't I just put a little money on it? I won't try to sway the game. I'm watching from my house.

That's the thing is that, you may be saying that, but others won't. Others, whereas it's probably harder to, yes, or it's harder to probably sway a Little League game. Who knows? Who knows? But no, I'm trying to look at just like even the more fun ones, like a Draft Kings, and even they don't have,

I mean, I get it. Honestly, I do get it. Even like a fun for free. Like prop bats or anything? Yeah, I don't see anything. Little League is a trusted place, where children are learning the fundamentals of the games and all the important life lessons that come with having fun, celebrating teamwork, and playing with integrity.

No one should be exploiting the success or failures of children playing the game they love. I got a life lesson for you. You don't hit this double. I'm going to break your little legs. I told you, man. My little league coach told me that I exist to make other teams look better, so really. You were right field? No, I was second base that year.

Oh, geez. That was my second base year. Oh, geez. For those of you that don't know, I was athletic for a little bit. Not long, because then I turned to song and dance. And then he got a little taste of all for you. And then I discovered the stage. No wonder.

I said that one. John Solomon of Project Play noted the negative impacts on young players involved in betting. Are the kids betting? Are the kids betting? That's fine. Who cares if the kids we all used to bet and stuff like that when we were growing up? Like my kids at his lunch table, they play poker. Yeah, you would do it.

I should probably be more concerned about that. Nah, it's fine. That's little life lessons. He loses his ass. Guess what? I guess you know. I guess next time you won't go all in on a pair of eight, will you? Now you know, bud.

Five to seven, we'll be over at the state fair. Ashley Lynn Wine Booth right there outside of Chevy Corp. And I'm saying, guys, we're talking about this in chat here. If you don't mind riding the bus into the fair, it's pretty clutch. Yeah. Instead of trying to park over there, which can be a pain in the ass and stressful, especially like a Friday night. Yeah.

It's park of the mall or park wherever. Go to central.org, and they got it all listed right there. Yeah, it's a lot easier to do that than all the other ridiculous stuff of trying to get in there and pay all of that. Yeah, it can be stressful. Parking always stresses me out. If I didn't have a parking pass, I would probably take the bus in. Although I don't know if they go to the towns like they used to. They used to just pick you up right in Phoenix and drive you in.

That I don't know. I think that because of, again, it's probably some kickback deal. They try to filter everybody to the mall. I know like the shopping town mall one is closed. Well, it's not there anymore, but that location is closed. They don't do that anymore. The shopping town, I was going to get back to school closed there today. Casey Penny is no longer there.

I have a photo shoot booked at the gym. I'm getting my hair done. Oh, boy. What do you? I got new. I got some bad news for you. I booked the appointment 10 years ago. What is going on?

Were you the one that kept trying to order a large pizza at Sabaros? Yes. Well, come on up. It's ready. A fisherman in Florida. Let's check in on animals versus humans. Haven't done that in a little bit. Fisherman in Florida catches a shark for some reason.

I don't know what you're doing with it. I don't understand those people. Anita says they're running buses in Phoenix, Fulton and a Swego on the weekends. That's cool. Look that up. Centro.org. I don't understand those people. The people you see on the beach with the 50-foot fishing pole hocking out into the whatever. They love it, dude. Why are you going to bring in a shark?

They love it. I love those shows. You know that. Wicked Tuna. Deadliest Catch. I love all that stuff. Yeah. I wouldn't do it. But it's interesting when you watch Wicked Tuna because I know that that guy is going to sell that tuna.

to that market and make, you know, hundreds of bucks. Yeah. The shark, I think, is just like a, I got this shark. Right? Like, I caught a shark. It ate food because that's what it does.

And then I reeled it in. Well, he caught a shark. Reels him back in. I haven't seen the video. I only have the audio clip. But you know how they do that move? Oh, I see what he did. So he's doing what you're saying,

where you're standing on the beach and just chucking it. That's what I mean. That's what I think is like, what do you get in? And then he reels in this shark and now he's got a shark. Great. Now what are you going to do with it? Well, you're going to get bitten by that shark and have to be airlifted to the hospital.

Oh. Because the shark got you. Sharks like, I don't want to be on the land. And one of the guys I'm with got bitten the leg. He's awake. We have a tourniquet on his leg. He's got a towel on it, try to stop the bleeding. We were taking the hook.

It was just taking the hook out of his mouth. We were going to go release him. And the shark just turned and. Good. They'd get me. I'd go back today if I could leave the hospital. It happens sometimes. Luckily, he only took a little bit of me.

I'm one of the fortunate ones, and I'm a shark bike victim. A lot of good stories now. And for the shark that bit him, he has a message. See you next time. Oh, Angie says his friend grabbed the back fin and that might have startled it. Oh. But no, like that's not really. The people that have like a cool story of being a shark bite survivor are that, you know,

they were out surfing and it came out of nowhere or something. like that. Not that you reeled it in. Yeah, you hooked it. And then you stupidly stood so close to a shark. He's straddling it. You're so close to a shark that it's

on land. Cannot breathe. Struggling to survive. Right. And it manages to bite your leg. We spend so much time avoiding sharks. Right. We're told where they are. There's people keeping an eye out for sharks. You just brought one

out of its house and let it bite you on land. Of course. That'd be like having a lion claw at you in the middle of a river or something. Or if you're like in your swimming pool in a lion attacks. Right? You'd be like, I got bit by a tiger. Where? In the middle of the ocean. Yeah, orange. I'm orange chuck. I'm on team shark. I think I'm on team shark.

For this one? Team shark? Happy Friday. Tonight at the Great New York State Fair, neon trees will be performing while we sling wine slushies. Right? That's a fun little. little spot to be during a fun little show. That'll be fun. We're there five to seven. They're at six right there in Chevy course. If you're coming on down, come over and see you, Burrhoys.

What? I think I want a sweet egg roll. Go on. Is that a thing that exists somewhere? Yeah, you know what I mean? Like where they shove other crap in it that's not savory. I've never had a sweet egg roll. I saw somebody have them. What's in it? Like a chocolate. Chocolate sauce or something? No, this was a like a cheesecake one, I want to say.

I got to find where it was. I never know. There's so many random influencers in Syracuse. Marco, isn't that just a canoli? Wouldn't that be a canolee? No. That's much different. A whole egg roll, like deep fried with like delicious treats in the middle of it?

I'm trying to think about what the delicious treats would be, though. Chocolate. It would be too much chocolate if you just filled an egg roll with chocolate. Well, like a chocolate and some other stuff or whatever. trying to find... Kid got a cinnamon egg roll. See, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I mean.

Like, there's other, other, you know, like how that sin bun place does... Savory. Sweet and savory cinnamon buns. I'll find something. Come by and see us. And by the way, side plug. So yes, we're at Ashley Lynn today, 5 to 7.

Come see your boys right there by Shubby Court. Tomorrow, four to 10, I will be at the Lock One booth. Well, look at you, Mr. Man. So if you're coming Saturday night, tomorrow night, I will be over there. Sassy boy. Come get some free samples of booze. Just give me anything. Dude, it gets to that point.

That's my fear. Do you get to be able to say no? Do you get to be able to be like, no? Well, I have. Cody's referencing. I told him a story. I'm nervous about working until 10. Because I've seen it at places, so I know what you mean.

I got to ask Big Nate who I'm working with tomorrow night at lock one. Because once the fair. kind of shifts into that nighttime crowd. Especially on a front. And you start to get people who are a little buzzed. They come over and they're like, they don't care about the sampling. They're like,

can I just get five? They're not there to taste a little bit to be like, oh, I'm going to buy this. Can I just get five? A slicker. So my excuse is always, yeah, the state liquor authority only allows me to do two. sorry.

Or I just like one. You get one little one. Which is the truth. You are limited to how many samples. Not everybody has to follow that rule if you're my buddy. Yeah. But the liquor, I'm sorry,

the state liquor, though, I can only give you two a little. And there's those little communal cups too anyway. Yeah, that's, yeah, there's nothing crazy. Or is yourself over there anyway, like now?

It's for sale. Can you just go get it so I can, I got to re-up my stash of, uh, hawking whiskey. Oh. Although the peanut butter buzzer at Ashley Lynn. Yeah.

I think they're going through all of them. Well, now that Alex did a video and, like, people are really loving that drink. So I think they're going to be buying a lot of my whiskey over there. So good. I don't expect it much to last through this fair. If you want to get a bottle of weekday whiskey, head over to liquor, wine, and Moonshire State Fair Boulevard. Or come and see me at lock one. Tomorrow, four to ten.

Tomorrow night, four to ten, I'll be over there. Happy week zero, Cody. I know. Hot. Oh, I'm ready. Football action is Iowa State takes on Kansas State. That'll be a good one. In Ireland, my friend.

That'll be a good game. Is that the only game that's going on this weekend? There's there multiple. I think you can probably find yourself another game here or there. But I think that's it. And it's supposed to be that way because it's, you know, a big deal. It is also the final weekend of preseason games for your NFL. Yeah, I forgot that they don't do four.

They do three and then skip a week or something? Well, they added that extra week on the end of the regular season. So preseason is not what it used to be at all. There's other games you can find, but that one's the good one. But yeah, it's different because back in the day, you'd use the preseason to, you know, kind of scope out your team. Get guys ready and scope the team out. In the third preseason game, you know,

all your starters would play like a whole half, maybe just a little bit into the second half even. And then the fourth week, none of them play. Now it's, there's only three. So you see a starter for like a couple minutes here, there, and then they don't play at all. And then they get into this regular season, and then you start seeing a bunch of injuries.

And it's like, well, live game action is different than being at practice. Yeah. You're playing harder. I don't know. I mean, I don't think they should have four preseason games, but I don't know if they're all game ready by the time it's, Starts in like two weeks. Even going off of what we were complaining about yesterday with WWE costing so much money.

Which you do have to get the $30 tier. See? So it's ridiculous. Most people say they're also frustrated by NFL games being spread all over all these services. Oh, it costs you, I think, $1,500 or so if you want to. Even if you buy the $400 Sunday ticket on YouTube, still don't get all the games. Oh, no. No, not at all.

No, yeah. They, does it have the list of the, because you legit, if it has it on there, you need all of them. Yeah. Hulu has games, I think. Prime has the Thursday night games. Which, by the way, I don't know they're doing it this year, but last year, they streamed them all on Twitch. Because Amazon owns Twitch. So they might be, so check that if you are. So if you're watching us on Twitch, and I kind of like that you could chat along while the game was happening.

I don't know why I like interaction with. things. No, it's just cool. It gives you something else together and just sit there and watch. People are typing and stuff, so they did have it for free last year. I don't know if they will this year. Netflix, you need it for Christmas games. What else? What am I leaving out?

Because I know there's new, it's on other stuff. There's different apps that you're for the ESPN, ESPN, ESPN, plus or whatever the hell that you're going to need for it to be on. It's just unreal the amount that you're going to need. If you want to watch every single NFL game.

And listen, I don't know what I'm allowed to say or not say, but if you can pirate it, just pirate it. Just go and get one of these. All you always chiming in, I bought this box on Amazon and I have everything. Then just go do that. Yeah, do it. Because they're doing this to themselves. It's not, you can't do this to the consumer.

You can't spread out on a ton of different streaming platform so that I can't watch my team play. On the basis literally of it's so popular, we need to spread it around so everybody can make money of us. Yes, that is the only reason that they're doing it

the way they're doing it. Same thing we bitch about. It's nuts. With WWE yesterday is that you're just doing this to get rich off of us. We've supported you for so long. Yep.

Then now I've got to pay 50, 60 bucks a month to watch wrestling. Stop it. Yep. Now I've got to pay like Cody said $1,500 to get all my team's games.

The problem is is that the the WVE thing, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it's going to crash and it's not going to be good. This though, the NFL stuff, it'll see an uptick. It won't see, it won't see a downswing at all. People pay it.

That's what's going to suck. The economy is not headed in a great direction. People aren't going to have this much expendable money. No. To watch all of these games, et cetera. Well, the five worst teams in college football this year, Cody, do you know, any of them. I want to see if you can guess one of the worst.

This is off Bro Bible. They listed the 10 worst college football programs according to ESPN's Power Index. I don't really know because Florida State was on that last year at the end of the year because they were really that one win. I don't know. Would it be like U-TEP? Yeah, you got it.

All right. The U-TEP minors are the worst team. Oh, really the worst? That's usually one. Yeah. That's usually one of them. The Kent State Golden Flashes. Oh, okay. Spent all of his money at the Golden Flashes. That's my favorite store for football outfits. The patterns are so complicated.

It's just my style. Let's see. You see a team with a bunch of guys that look like me playing on it. You go in. You do. New Mexico State Aggies. Okay. Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders.

And the Tulsa Golden Hurricane. Oh, I was going to say Marshall, Thurgeon. thundering herd. Who's the Marshall? Where are they? Ohio? I don't know. Are they really bad, too?

Every once in a while. I don't really know where Marshall is, I think. They had that crazy thing from in the 70s, that movie. You ever see that? We are Marshall or their whole team died in that plane crash. Oh, that's horrible. That was crazy. So, Cody, now let's do 20 minutes on how the SU football team would rank against every one of these teams.

Of the bad teams? Of the bad teams. If they played them. If they played them. Yes. Now let's do 20 minutes. And then after that, if they played them here. Yes.

Did you, um, did you see that Cracker Barrel's changing their logo and everybody's mad about it? Damn right. It's too damn woke. I ain't going to Cracker Barrel no more. I want my old man legs cross leaning against the goddamn barrel. I'm curious. First of all, I will say I'm bummed that they're kind of like sanitizing it. It seems like everything now is just kind of like. Bland.

Yeah, like when you see the McDonald's from the late 80s and the McDonald's from the 90s and now and you're like, oh, like every, it used to be fun. Like hotels used to look cool and now they're all just like, sterile as possible. Sterell. So I hope they're not. That was the funniest joke, Markle. They took the cracker out of the Crackerbell. They did.

They took the white guy off of the, but I don't, I don't know why you even mess with it. Like it's working, right? Is it not working? I don't, I don't know. You know what a Crackerberry. is. There's going to be crap all over the walls. You go to a little store after the Cracker Barrel is. When I read the headline,

it's, she's a new, like CEO. So she's got to put her mark on it? That's all it is. She's new, wants to make a splash for whatever reason, but like some things don't need to be, like you're not in like a bad way, but you're nobody, man.

You're just a CEO. Stop it. You don't need to make big splashy headlines. We don't worry you, we got to get back out there in front of the people. You're out there in front of the people. This ain't going to do anything. Nobody was not going to Cracker Barrel because the logo was old. Yeah, I wasn't.

Come on. I've never seen a Cracker Barrow and been like, guys, we got to update this. Right? Like, I know what it is. It's got the Chotchkes on the wall. It's the whole point. It's got the little country store. You got the Rock and Chairs out front.

The big checkerboard. Down south, it's an institution. If you've never been to a Cracker Barrel down in the south, That's like after Sunday church you go to Cracker Barrel. Because their food is great. I love Cracker Barrel, but guess what? You're not that great, Cracker Barrel. No, you're just, your diner food with just a little kind of country kitch to it.

But not even, there's diners that slap the bejesis out of you, especially around here. The only thing setting you apart is your Cracker Barrelness. And your prices. I don't know how, like, those billboards will be like steak and egg. $2 or something. I don't know. Because that's what they're going to eventually do. They'll do that.

Knock the things off the walls, change things around, up the prices a little bit. You'll go in and it'll be another bland restaurant. Everything's bland. I like things with some personality. Right.

I like, it was funny to go in there. Yes, you go in, you get the stupid oil lamp on your table. You got that little game, that little bearded peg game. Every stupid little kid and adult with the stickiest gross fingers is just

Like that's what Cracker Barrel is. Yeah. You got the weird stuff on the wall that they have a warehouse apparently for. What do you mean? Oh, you're right, they do. They have a warehouse. We're like, we need more Chotchkes for... I need an old washboard.

Can I get a washboard to bring over to the Cicero location? You have a real old-timey-looking farmer that's out in the field on a painting? Yep. Yeah, bring that one in. Because those are all like American pickers go around and fill the warehouse with that crap. and then you got the fireplace there, no TVs. That's also true. Like that's your appeal is what it is for a reason.

You're going to change it around for what? You're not, no matter what you do, Cracker Barrel, you're not going to be young and hip. Yeah, you're not going to be young and hip. You're not that store. Yeah, no 20-somethings are going to be like, we got to go to the Cracker Barrel. Now, I do think that the people who are saying it's because it's woke

are some of the dumbest humans ever. It's literally just. just a company trying to make more money by sanitizing. I don't think they're being woke by any means. They're not taking it. They took my white guy off my Cracker Barrel. This woman, we can disagree with her

decision to change the whole vibe of Cracker Barrel. Yes. But it's not woke. It's just a stupid business decision that I don't think is a good one. No. Just to, again, there's nobody that was driving by Cracker Barrel. And they're like,

I can't go in there. It's not updated. Look at them. Sitting cross-legged. Look at that. They got those rocking chairs out there. Kidding me? Where else am I going to get my biscuits? Right?

So, I mean... Anyways. Mm-hmm. I don't know. 315, 365,000, 1009. Yeah, it's... I don't know why the internet needs to freak out about it. If anything, I am angrier that the font changed.

But it didn't. It did, but it didn't. They did a... From a graphic design standpoint, it is pretty cool. look at the logo now. The font is similar, and then it's in, like, a sideways barrel. Again, I'm still standing by it. Oh, it's in a sideways.

Like, look at the new logo. You'll see it's kind of a barrel, and then they do, they... They're going to hug us up with that? Like graphic design nerds probably, see right there? That's like a barrel, but it's sideways. I don't know. I don't like that. Just keep like that with the swoopy and it's coming.

I don't know. But again, it's not going to do the opposite of... All right, so now you've got your change. Yeah. Nobody's going to be driving by that and go, did they change their logo? New plans, guys, for dinner. New plans for dinner. Have you seen the inside photos of the new cracker barrels? No.

Like, they're showing it a little bit on this video, but they, and I guess their shares went down. It's having the opposite effect, because now they're getting all this bad attention. And this CEO is probably going to get fired over it, I'm sure. but like this see right there it's like white walls with like three photos it's not what it used to be it's not it's very it's it's that sterile look bright and it's bright and it's just doesn't look like an old-timey country store i don't know why i'm thinking this much about cracker barrel because it's one of those where this is such an unnecessary change and yeah look they got the CEO on one of these shows and she's trying to do that where she's all overly excited and going on the news

And it's like, you are not a celebrity, Julie. We're really looking to synergize and diversify. They'll use all the buzzwords. You could have kept it old-timey by making it look old-timey, but they made it look hospital old-timey. Look, Uncle Herschel remains front and center in our restaurants and on our menu. See, even doing all this is showing that you knew or you know that it's not working. right out the gate.

And I think I- having to release a whole PR statement. Judging by like what this CEO looks like, I don't think she understood her prime customer base. The prime customer base is old southern white people. Yes.

Why mess with it? They were happy with it. They were loving it. It's the older-ish folk from around where the place is. You could have just showed up as the CEO, done nothing. And been like, guys, you're welcome.

I'm a great CEO. Right? You could have changed some. things. Be like, this old time he would, update it to newer old timey wood. Yeah, let's just paint it white, but keep all the crap on the walls. We need newer old timey wood. Let's get some newer

old timey stuff. Not so cluttered. You know what I mean? Like, little things just to kind of improve stuff. Not just be like, nah, complete overhaul. And you could have been, you could have been a legend. I'm the best cracker barrel CEO ever. Right. Now, I think a lot of these CEOs just

fail upwards. Like, if you look at their Yeah, they just keep getting jobs. They just keep getting jobs. Well, we went bankrupt at the last place. But this place, though, it's definitely going to work out. You should get $100 million of your salary then. It's always ridiculous. Happy day three of the great New York State Fair.

Happy Pride Day. Come get gay with us tonight. Over and Ashley Lynn, five to seven, we'll be at the party trailer. Look for the big K-Rock logo outside of Shabby Court. We will be slinging slushies. I ain't messing with those milkshakes. I'll screw that up.

I'll let one other people do those. I mean, I'll make one or something just to see if it's like a show bro or showgirl. I'm not going to let, I'm not going to mess one up for, you know, like an actual. They're doing like drizzles and cups. Show Bros aren't actual or showgirls are an actual customer. No, what I'm saying.

Yeah, like someone doesn't know who we are. They're not going to think it's real silly if I get crap all over everything. So, no, same. I agree. I'm only messing with sloshies tonight, but come hang tonight five to seven. We'll be over there, neon trees on the Chevy court stage right across from us. So you get some good tunes. You get in good weather.

I'll try one before we went like when we're leaving. For what? The milkshakes? Yeah. Because it's a milkshake. And if I do it while we're there, within two hours will not be enough time for all of that lectose. But those those milkshakes are banging. I think those are going to be one of the hottest items of the fair this year.

And everyone's raving about them. They're big, too. Huge. And those big old, those tumblers that they have. Getting a full-ass meal out of those things. So come and get you some to drink tonight. So technically, though, there will be just a machine serving soft serve,

tactically? I don't know how they're doing it because over... Because it's ice cream, right? Yes, but it might be booze infused ice cream. I don't, like, it might be... Because over at Lock One, they do like their purple drunken monkey and stuff. Yeah. Those are, they're in these big spinning machines that have already been mixed.

Oh, they don't just take like your whiskey and like, I don't know how they do it. We'll find out tonight. But either way, say it is infused. it's still just a soft serve machine? Because in which case, I'll just get a... I mean, I don't need all the Coutrements and the Tumblr. Let's take a big old cup and just... Well, I got to let Lindsay know you're coming down and looking to eat some soft serve

because you'll put your mouth right underneath that thing. You'll hamster it. This is I was just saying, can I hamster it? Susan asking if they make mocktails? I don't know, Susan. Probably it's all mixed, so I'm not going to say yes, but we'll find your drink. Susan, if you come to the fair, I will find you something delicious.

Oh, there's plenty of crazy good stuff like that, man. Over in that, like the dairy building and stuff. You guys, your boys' fandom, your boys' fandom never gets old to me. I love, I mean, I just love Cody, but I love the things he does. He's extra. He's so extra with everything. Everything he does is extra. I can't even fight it.

So he comes in today and he goes, well, first of all, you said look up the, I just said Google. Google. Old Spice Body Wash Collectors Edition NFL S-C-E-N-T-S. Yep. And I did. And Badger, if you're listening.

Badger, you got one coming to you. There's a George Kittle one. I got, yeah, yeah, I saw it. You can get... Sequin Barkley Soar? He's on the, I think, the body wash or deodorant, perhaps. Jared Goff's Driftwood Drive. Yep, I forget which one he's on.

It might be body washing. And Seedy Lambs teak toe taps. Yep. It's a little body spray. Why do you tell the people what you did, bud? It's a body spray. You can get it in deodorant and wash as well. Oh, you could get it.

I didn't see it as a wash. I probably would have, well, that's just fine enough. All these have three versions, so you can get them in the body wash. I thought they all had their own individual. The spray or like a deodorant stick. Well, I got the CD lamb body spray. And I went, oh, look at that. That's neat.

Let's see what it smells like. Can I, a little spray on my arm? And I went, I don't know if I really like that. It doesn't smell that good for, you know, it's not my scent, but I went, but I got to obviously buy this because it's got C.D. Lamb on it. I got to wear it on Sundays. Or Thursdays or Mondays?

Or next Thursday. Yeah. Whenever the games happen. Yeah, I just, he has a specific smell he's going to wear. I don't know. On Dallas Cowboy Game Days, and I don't even really like it. Why is it teak toe taps? What is that?

Does that a reference to something he does? The touch, like the, like you touch down. To tap, gotcha. All right, gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. I won't walk in mind. I went, oh, football guys.

And I went, a little Dallas Cowboy guy out here. Oh, that little Dallas Cowboy guy. I'm trying to think of what other football player sent would be. Like, Jim Kelly sent would have been like a booze, probably a liquor smell. Right. Michael Irvin. Dog food. Whatever.

Well, I was going to say whatever people. No, it's Michael Vic. Oh, sorry, sorry. Michael Irvin, whatever, cocaine. Yep. That smell, yep, yep. So, Sequin has the santole speed. I don't know what these words mean.

I didn't smell any of the others, just the seedy lamb. I wasn't going to buy to use in Philadelphia Eagle. Jared Goff has the Driftwood Drive, and I told you about CD Lam. George Kittle is scent of sea tides. Okay. Yeah. Sure, whatever that means, what, like, smell like salt? Right?

Like fish, salty fish, sea tides? Watch play CJ. That's the CJ Stroud deodorant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has the amber scent, as an amber scent, I guess. It's not bad.

But he did it because he's extra. Yep. Now he's got to have a smell. When you smell it in a couple Thursdays, it smells good. Other people will like it because I wouldn't have gotten it if I was like,

this is going to be offensive to people. Because I'm not a big body spray guy. I wear the one, the chocolate axe, and that's it. But this one, I think you like. Did you know these existed before you went to the store?

So you go down, you're just in the soap aisle. No, I was going to see what plants were on clearance. Okay. Go see what was good. And that was out in the middle of the aisle is one of those like center things. And that's what they're there for. And what was your thought process? You're like, I'm going to get this so that it'll give the team luck or you wanted to celebrate the team that day?

Just the stupid. It's like how we wear our jerseys on Sunday. You know what I mean? Like, I got it right now with Cowboy Jersey. Well, why? Well, they're playing. So then what happens if they lose? Do you give up on that or you stick with it?

No, I'll keep wearing it. I'll wear it forever. Oh, this scent was bad luck for the team. I'm not going to wear it anymore. No, bad luck for the team is the team. No. I just didn't know if it was superstitious or just celebration. It's just celebration, right?

With the set, there'll be nothing I can do. Yeah. With jerseys and stuff, I'll take stuff off. Like if I'm wearing something to do bad, this jersey's got to go. Hat changed. I've told you guys before. Watching a football game with my brother. is a roller coaster ride.

Yeah. Especially on Thanksgiving because we'll be at like my sisters and the bills will be on or something. And if the bills are doing well while he's in the living room, he's got to stay in the living room. But if they're doing bad,

he'll go into another room. And if they're still doing bad, he'll go home. That's hilarious. He'll say, I can't watch this game here. This is too much. I gotta get out of here.

They know I'm not my normal. They know I'm not home. He's cause him the game. There was one time I forget what it was, but his wife, he was in the living room and his wife was in the kitchen doing something and the bills were playing really great so he wouldn't let her come out of the kitchen and he wouldn't leave the living room. He's like, you got to stay in there! Whatever we're doing is working.

Oh, it's great. It's my big, bro. I'm not that superstitious. I mean, I'm a little stitious. Yeah, I'm a little stitious. But not superstitious. I didn't know that story that we were told. I won't tell you who told us to.

story. But apparently when Bob Dylan played at the On Center, right? When he walked the halls, the staff of the Oncenter were told to face the wall. Like F you, dude. I get it. You play songs. Yeah, he's always seemed weird and everything.

I've never been a Bob Dylan fan at all. I don't, that there's nothing appealing about his voice. I can understand why he has an appeal, but I'm not facing the wall because you're famous, F you. No, it's back. I look at him as he's famous because back then he was the first.

That's the one thing I always say. He was the first person to do all of that. And it made him difference. So people like it. If that was the first time anybody had ever heard that stick now, they'd be like, that sounds like I do. And it's like, you're surrounded by yes men and women who are like,

when Mr. Dylan is walking to the stage, please face the wall. I'd, honest to God, I'd be like, no. I mean, no, I'm not. And what would happen? Yeah. Are you going to arrest me? Is he going to? He refused to go on stage.

Right. Okay, good. Then I would love to be... I would love to see that lawsuit. Yes, I would love to be that reason that, you know, I'd be in the news for that. Mm-hmm. Because on a much lower level, it's when I would refuse to stop every single thing I was doing and go up front to applaud when the Wegman family would show up to Wegmans.

Oh, you'd make a big deal on it? No, they would force you. Oh, I'm not doing that. They would say the Danny Wegman, whatever, they're coming here. And I could say it's because it would be public because we would all go right at the front of the damn store. They would say, you drop what we are doing when we say this code and you come up

and you get in a big semi-circle. And when they walk through those doors, I can't, I won't live that life. I can't imagine that life. The first time I heard that, I would laugh. And I went, what? And I kept doing what I'm doing? And my boss was like, oh, no, no, it's serious.

Come on, we got to go up front and do it. And I went up there the first time. And I'm standing back behind. kind of behind people and they're all like clapping on just to like to this. And I remember turning around walking away after and being like that was the most demeaning thing I've ever done in my entire life and I will never ever do that again. So dumb. But also please, uh, when Cody and I arrive at the fair today, we do expect you to applaud for us. When we get there, you stop everything.

It's kind of a double request. I want you to face the walls and not look at us, but be clapping to celebrate us. You could even kneel if you want. Oh, okay. I mean if you want. Do you want us to lay hands upon you and yep send you our power and energy well you can wait to lay the hands upon me around me wait until I'm sitting at a table with a wicked fake looking Bible

in front of me and then you put your hands on me sorry sorry sorry we got your last chance today to get a couple tickets actually so if you want to go see Hardy that is coming up on September 4th over at the amphitheater all you got to do is text the word Hardy to the K Rock tax sign 315364109

plus big squeaky in the afternoon smoothie's got your tickets to see Pop Roach and Rise Against. I do see a lot of you asking or texting us. Hey, I won tickets to that show. When do I get them? As always, we usually get tickets released to us the week of the show. Yeah.

So you'll get them that week. So just plan on that. But smoothie has your tickets to that show. That's September 11th at the amphitheater. He's going to put you in the big row under the pavilion. Yeah, or you don't feel free when you want them from him to bother him with your stupid-ass question. So I'm not one of those like astrological signs people. I don't know.

Mine is Leo. I'm a Leo. I'm a vegetarious. I think I'm a goat person. Or am I a horse person or a crab? I don't know. People that do take it seriously, take it real seriously. And that's fine.

You can do whatever you want with your life. I just don't buy into it. I don't know why all you're telling me because I was born in a specific time that me and every other person exactly born in that same time have these exact same traits. I tend to believe that people are just different. I was 30 seconds ago. What are you?

Leo, Leo, Leo. August 11th. 11 days ago, I turned 44. Look at the number synergy happening. It's 22nd. 11 days ago. Yep. Was August 11th.

I turned 44. All those double-digit numbers. Let me see. What are you looking up? I was going to do your horoscope for today. Oh yeah, give it. Do you find it? Let's see here. Leo Horoscope for today. Yes. Oh, God, that's a lot.

As the sun exits your sign and enters Virgo, oh, because it's almost done. Consider how you can sustain momentum on any projects you've initiated these past few weeks. An era of manifestation lies before you. Oh, okay. Let's see. So through precision and planning will be the key to building your ambitions. Allow yourself space to dream.

Okay. you've got vibes that can be helpful for prioritizing self-love. So you're going to rub one out later. I'm self-loving all day, buddy. You'll feel particularly hopeful while Luna moves through your sign, especially when you indulge an intuitive whim, set financial goals for the next six months under tonight's Virgo New Moon. Tonight it switches over?

This is it? Oh, it is. Yes, wow. This is it for you. I'm having a big rager today. Or does that just mean for the week? I don't either way. What's yours?

You can, sink yours. What's more? What? Does it matter? If I'm not. No, everybody has a horoscope every day. So it'll just look up People do that every day? Every day? I'm saying. Oh yeah, I do. And I'm doing this for a reason because I have a whole thing about Zodiac signs.

Let's see. My responsibilities grow as the Virgo thing happens. Increasing my efficiency and notoriety. Leverage these cosmic tides to your advantage by investing more time energy and thought to long-term aspirations. Oh, what are your long-term aspirations? I don't know. Two chicks at once.

Nice. Nice. Keep my eyes forward, even when curveballs, obstruct my view. Compromise will be crucial when developing partnerships. Okay. Let's see. I have to be mindful. Set my ego aside if ideas clash.

Okay. Yes. That's what I always say. His ego. He's got an ego in here. Let's see. The New Moon brings extra luck to my corner, helping me navigate drama to get ahead. Okay.

So there's, okay. Create practical structures under tonight's Virgo New Moon, emphasizing the importance of discipline. All right. Well, we got a big new moon tonight, guys. Looks like we got a lot to damn do today. So I bring all that up. Yes.

If you believe in this, okay. Netflix is now recommending shows and movies based on your Zodiac sign. Really? It's, I feel like Zodiac and astrology stuff is BS. This seems like BS,

but it's fun. Whatever. So let's go through some of the recommendations. Let's say, I wouldn't mind if it can nail some good ones for me. I'll be good to go. I got it up on my screen right here. Let's start.

What are they recommending for you? Virgos, you are always hustling. Whatever that means, they have recommended Animal Kingdom, sneaky Pete, and now you see me, and now you see me too. I don't know any of those. I don't like that. I didn't like Now You See Me. It's the magician thing.

Libra's Play Fair in Love and War. They recommend Ozark. That's a show you love. Yeah, that was good one. Peaky blinders and designated. Survivor. Scorpios. You revel in mystery.

Scorpio. So they recommend the Blacklist, one of my favorite shows. Wednesday, which is news, Beck, and Blind Spot, which,

Blind Spot, maybe I'm a Scorpio because I love all of the shows Scorpio's listed. I love the Blacklist, Wednesday, Blinds. I don't love Blindspot. No, I don't know what that is.

But I love Dark Winds. I love Lincoln Lawyer. Blindspot is this weird show. Huh. Where here's the plot. I'm not ruining anything for you. Can I don't care. Come back if you don't want to.

Here's the plot of blind spot. This woman shows up. Oh, I started watching this. Go ahead. Did you bail? Because I bailed out. Or I just, you know how many of these shows I've started and never gone back to just cause?

So I. She shows up at like the FBI basically, covered in all these tattoos, doesn't know who she is. When Jane Doe. is found naked in Times Square. Her memories erased. Her body covered in fresh tools. She was naked in Times Square.

But now all these tattoos are like clues to stuff. And Kurt Weller's been tasked with finding out who, what, where, when, why, and how. But so is that girl. Who was the girl? Okay, hold on a second. I don't know. I can see a picture of them all. I don't know who they are, though.

I asked of, because she was in something else and now she's an adult. Yeah, Ashley Johnson. Oh yeah, she was on all sorts of stuff as a kid. But what was she? Oh, she was in what women was? She was in growing pains. Yeah. It's the girl from growing pains.

Yeah. And I can't not see her in growing pains. Look at her doing stuff. Good for her. So. She was in a ton of stuff when we were kids, man. The reason I bailed on Blind Spot is because the tattoos aren't believable. Like, they don't look like real tattoos.

and like they wouldn't be as detailed. No, they're Sharpie. They're like Sharpie. Yeah, no, I agree. And the acting was weird. I just didn't like it. But some of you liked it. Handbone loved it, he said.

Although I, I, uh, spoiled a little and looked. And I am now very furious at this list. Why? Go ahead. Okay. Go next. Sagittarius. Well, you bring adventure.

That's fine. So they recommend Lost. Yep. Apollo 13. Yep. Jurassic Park. Yep. Quantum Leap.

Fast and Furious? What you start with there, bud? Apollo 13? Nope. Lost. Yeah, I don't think so. Recommending that for me. You hate lost.

You hate lost. You son of a bitch. You loved it and it did you dirty. I have seen, I saw Apollo 13 in Jurassic Park. I've never seen any other of the Fast and Furiouses other than like maybe the first. I've never seen Quantum Leap and I don't know what the union is. Is it the next one that's say Venom though? If you just scroll over one more on Sagittarii?

The union. Oh yeah, Venom, you're right, yeah, I liked Venom. You're just tuning in. This is, Netflix will now recommend shows and movies based on your Zodiac sign. I don't buy into astrology, but some of you doing this is fun. Capricorns, activate boss mode. Oh, okay. I guess you're real bossy.

So they recommend Department Q. I don't know what that is. Something called Radiation House. I was going to say a show with an Asian lady on it. Hostage suits, NCIS, the founder? Okay, because you're a boss, like the founder is McDonald's. Hostage is good. Aquarians.

Ooh. You are otherworldly. So Netflix recommends Stranger Things, ancient aliens, resident alien. That show's funny. Is it comedy? Yeah. I like that show. Do you ever watch that?

No. But I would think I'd like it? Maybe. Pirate Steve is an alien that is trying to blend in with humans. but he's an alien Yeah, that sounds funny It's neat That sounds funny

Pisces, you manifest The Dream They recognize Groundhog Day They recommend a star Is born What the hell's that fourth thing One hit wonder and damsel What's damsel

Looks like a dragon or something I've never seen that Aries you love chaos And competition So they recommend Squid Game Final Draft Love is Blind UK Blown away

I love that glom Last Blowing Show. Oh, that is? Yeah, I love it. Taurus. You're the life of the party. Where's my tourist people? Look at you guys.

They recommend dazing and infused. Old school, Nanas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Animal Kingdom Road Trip. Gemini's like to spill the tea. Well, I want to be a Gemini. Look at all their stuff. So they got fun shows. They got Dusty Slays, new stand-up special,

which is great. He's a great comic. Look at all of them. Long story short. Detroiters. Gillis, Napargatsy, shameless. I'm sure I think you should leave is on there, all of our favorite. I want to be a Gemini.

Cancers, you like to cry. You like to be emotional about it. Sullivan's Crossing, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Ginny and Georgia, Bridgerton, Virgin River. Leo's got me all wrong. I don't like any of these shows. Leos have main character energy. I watched one of, I feel like a couple or one of these. I started to maybe watch the crown or king, I feel like.

I would agree that I should be treated as a king. I am the most important person. The crown, king, the witcher, Emily, and Paris. The witcher's cool as balls. Is it? What's the plot of the Witcher? It's like this, like I think it developed it from a game or a comic or something. He's kind of like a sci-fi type, but like medieval-looking thing,

or he fights, you know, bad guys and characters and such. Is it like really sci-fi or like just a little? bit. No, it's pretty. It's really sci-fi. And not, not sci-fi like science fiction. I don't know. Somebody else would be able to describe it. Way back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Lord of the Rings-E type. It's, it's cool. And then, uh, did it just end at Leo's?

Leo's the last one? Could I go through all of them? It was, oh, because then it says, Mercury. Beware. Mercury is in retrograde. Is Mercury a thing? And then find meaning in the stars. I don't know what that means. That I miss. It's all of them. That's all they gave us. All right.

That didn't feel like, is there only that many astrological signs? No, because there's like... Which yours? Sagittaries. Did they do you? Yeah, lost. Oh. Wrong.

But they did get you right because you did like it. Yeah, no, they did. That's why I was so angry about it. Just real quick. Yeah. It's not Kayuga. Not Fennell. Hart, Johnson, Anida, Daga, Rigs and Scales.

Sonica. No, it's none of these. Waterbury and then the village and the village is the only other two because I don't even see like Macon on there because Mackin was the hall where you'd go and you could custom order food. Fellow Oswego people.

Yeah. What was that dorm or resident hall that all the people that like the older guys lived at? Like it was basically you're going down you're driving away from campus and it's the last one on your left right before you get all.

like the power station and all that stuff. Yep. What was that called? Because it was something. Mackin. Yeah, Macon was attached to it. It was like. Morland.

It was Morland. Was it just Morland? I think it was Morland. Everyone's saying Morland. All right. Because that's where it was that. But I don't, that's probably honest to God, if you went up there now, I wouldn't be shocked if that whole building was torn down.

No, it's still there. They're doing so much awesome stuff. They're doing a lot of awesome stuff. I love this week. But they, that was the dorm where like, I'm on my fifth year English lit. Yes. But you got your own room. You didn't have a roommate.

Nope. And you had a full-size fridge. Yep. I remember that. Yep. That was crazy. That, that, oh, man. I, I could just,

there's a girl that, just go back. Of? Go back 20 years, man. I'll tell you, man. Of, uh, and if my wife is listening, turn it off for a second. Of. Now she's turning it up. You can't say that.

Of the handful of times I did get to make out with a girl in college. Oh, I made out with one girl in Morland once. Nice. It was nice. It was pretty cool. Nice. I think, one,

I mean, women who were not, girls who were not my girlfriend at the time. Yeah. That were not also my wife now. Yeah. I probably made out with like two girls in college. One of them was in Moreland.

Yeah. The desperate door. Yeah, the desperate door. The bottom of the barrel. They're like, oh. The bottom of the barrel. He razor scootered all the way over here. And I did.

And I did. And I did. Got anywhere where I could put up my chopper? Hey. We're going to lean this against the wall. Hey, you want me to, this would be a sentence that I would actually have said. Oh boy. You want me to scoot over after my improv show tonight?

Is a sentence I would have said in the year 2003. Once we're done cleaning up the ozone. A hat on over. It shouldn't take too long. She's got some sticky beverages cleanup. You want me to bring anything from late night? So, you know, I get two pieces and a soda. If you want one of them slices, I got you.

Or a whole calzone. Ladies, try to contain yourself with the thought of a skinny. I did have hair then at least. Improv comic. Yep. Asking if you'd like me to scoot over after my improv show on Saturday night. Huh?

Raps up about 9 o'clock. I could scoot right over. Yeah. I could scoot right over and then we could kiss and then push maybe like we could dry hump a little bit. Can watch. Want to rub?

Watch the Oswego channel on your TV? And then I can happily say I've only kissed one woman since 2003. She's the one that's at my house. And then you got married. five or six years after that and that no the Morland girl

the Morland girl was the girl right before I met my wife it was like my last hurrah that was it that was I scooted over the after the improv show and then my wife and I started talking and there you're a wild son of a bitch I'll tell you right now man you went out with a bang dude dude some of us took college real hard we almost went real hard

in college all right oh my god well if you go hard tonight then you get hammered and you wake up tomorrow with a hangover the newest TikTok cure for hangovers are ice baths. And I figure... I don't really see how that would work. Ice baths make me very nervous and I'll tell you why.

I love them. I'm a big ice bath guy. I haven't done it in forever and ever and ever because that's not readily available. I'm not going to go buy eight bags of ice. No. They make me nervous because I feel like people could have potentially heart problems they don't know about and then they're going to dunk themselves into ice cold water.

I don't want you to have a heart attack or something. That's like that cryo stuff. Yeah, it makes me nervous. Yeah. No, but it's the health benefits, man. It's worth it. It's real nice. I don't know about hangovers, though, but...

I've never had a hangover. I don't know what they feel like. Shock in your system. But they say that the cold water helped your body process, slow down, because you're kind of, like, freezing. Yeah. stops that process of feeling sick. Huh.

Maybe cools your body down a little bit. Basically, the ice cold water, like you would splash in your face. It would kind of like rat or wake you up a little bit. See, I don't, I don't know.

I don't know if it would help, but I don't know if it would help, like the entire, like, just shocks your whole body out of a hangover. Because don't people get, like, barfie with hangovers and stuff?

Yeah, I feel like you got to do other things. I like the places that it'll be like, come, let us hook you up to an IV. Yeah. That's really, that's what you need. Dude, like that, when we were up at like, I don't know if they do now, but like an aqua spot, they had that oxygen bar. If you could do an oxygen bar while also getting a nice IV, any business that could just do that.

Dude. Would make so much money around here. If you're like, hey, are you hungover? Here's an IV. You see that. An oxygen bar. There is a spot. It just opened, but I'm not going to give free plugs because I don't remember their name.

They don't get a rebug. Come on over and hang out with us. Yeah, we can give you a lot of business. But I know for a fact there's a spot that just opened recently that does that. But as long as it's, it's got to be a very chill place. Because a lot of these places, they look like spots or doctors offices. I think this area needs something that looks more like you're just chilling, like a tattoo parlor. Like look where you come in.

Like, hey, we know you're hungover. We don't need to do all the crazy things. We're not doctors. What we do know how to do, though, it's hook you up to an eye. We're going to do that. We're going to get you an oxygen bar. You want a little drink. If I could have one of those machines Aqua Spa has and just hook up to oxygen every morning.

Right? It was just like a little tabletop thing. You put their thing in your nose and your just brain wakes up. I really liked that. It was great doing that. The little floating thing. But yeah, that would really be it, man. But he says they have oxygen and Kratom bars in D.C.

When you live there? Vegas had the oxygen bar. What is Kratum? Why is everybody raving about Kratum now? The mushroom stuff? As I say, I don't think I like that. I don't think I like Kratom. Isn't that the stuff you see on, like, the windows of shady gas stations that aren't allowed to sell weed?

But like, we got Kratum. Yeah, what is Kratom. Isn't that? I don't know what it is. I just see it popping up everywhere now. Hmm. I don't know. I'll stick with weed.

That's the only real drug I need for that. We will be over at the Great New York State Fair Pride Day. More like Slushy Day. Nice. I mean, we'll get a little gay with some slushies for sure tonight. I'll make you a for a rainbow. For the exact cost of whatever it is for an Ashley Lynn Wine Slushy, I will make you a special Pride edition where you'll get the rainbow one.

I'll do all. I wonder how many colors they got. I won't know until I get there today. I would imagine Applejack. The bad news I have for you, though, is that it's just going to become brown. I don't think they'll stay separate. Yeah, because you can mix. We've mixed.

I've done like the two. They'll be fun. I mean, who knows how long did they will stay that way. But yeah, I would imagine something like an apple jack, a blue raspberry, obviously, because of the fish bowl. The white one. That's, I think Applejack, right? Okay. I think.

And then the red, whatever a red is. Okay. And then probably another color of some kind. Right? So at least four. So for whatever, the cost of a slushy is. King in our chat. We want a hamster the slushing machine, but we can't.

They've got like health code violations. Can't just be sucking on the... And that is one. 100,000% how you get the quickest frozen headache you've ever had in your entire life. If you try to supple at the teat of a slushy machine. I did forget to ask you, though.

Are you accepting challengers tonight, or what's the plan? I mean, I can do like one or two, but I can't do a bunch because I don't want to be drinking like 10 miles and wants to challenge Cody to a chug-off or whatever it is. What do we call it before I forget? I think just a chug-off.

See, if you can chug it faster than him. It's been like what? Let's see. We did like two years at the Expo bar, two. Yeah. Just say two and another say two at the trailer that we had. This is the fifth. It's been at least five years since I've done it, right? It's been before the pandemic, yeah.

Before the pandemic, yeah. Before the pandemic, yeah. Wow, I wonder if I even still got the chop. We don't know. Start training. As soon as I get there. I got to start training. We're right across from Chevy Court tonight.

Five to seven, Neon Trees will be on the stage, and we'll be slinging slushies at Ashley Lynn. What? You look right at me. You hear me, Alan? I was, I was doing that. I wasn't looking at her.

I was looking at the camera, and she turned and looked, and then looked right back. Yeah, for those you're just listening, we are in a studio that has windows. So if you're walking by, you can see us,

but they can also, no. Sometimes they can see us a little bit. We can see them more than me. We can see you. Sometimes they can see us. Yes. Cody was just bent over,

scratching his ass while a woman walked by and I was screaming Holy Water. The sound probably caught her attention. She looks over, sees somebody. And we've, despite people's best attempts to say they cannot hear us, they can hear us. Tom already gave us confirmation that one day that he could kind of hear us as we yelled. Bro, I can't imagine.

I can't imagine the peace and quiet ABC creative enjoyed while we were on vacation. Hey, we already heard it from at least everybody here that they hated it. What? That we weren't here? Yeah. It was too quiet? Patty said that her and Jay hated it in there because it was quiet and we're like, we're more used to that.

It's not, it makes it feel too like stuffy office when we're not here screaming at the top of our lungs. Especially when we do our gaming stream and we're freaking out for an hour. Yes. Right above us is ABC Creative. There's no way they're not hearing us screaming. Got it. Somebody's office is there.

So I apologize to whoever's above us. We should start getting just that. Whoever's office is right above the K-Rox studio. Here's a Christmas present. We apologize. It used to be somebody with high heels because we hear a, I'm walking around, but not anymore. Yeah.

Not anymore. All right. So speaking of gaming stream, let's get into it. Let's play some baseball. We'll do Dodgers at Padres. Cody is the Padres. I am the Dodgers.

Place your bets. Are you? He's starting to toss again. I don't know if I would have to let him this year, but are you going to toss them too? Or are you going to just battle? I think they should probably give the option. Who else do they have to pitch?

You know what? I don't know who's off the IL with the Dodgers, man, and they let go with some guys. So I'd have to really take a peek at see who's on the around there. I feel like I should be of the B. Otani, even if he's really not pitching right now. No, no, you can't. I was just saying... You've beat me the last two days.

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