The Show - CRINGE

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Lots of football talks as we recap Week 2. Cody gets screwed by Uber. Josh catches some of the Emmy’s. Everything Josh does is cringy to his kids. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, faultless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. How about them cowboys?

How about them? Huh? How about them Cowboys? Segma Barclay. How about them Cowboys? Goes to overtime for you against the Giants. Red-Eball. What a game.

A lot of great football yesterday, buddy. Even I was watching it. All weekend was unreal. Yeah. What a game. That's what I was saying about rivalry games, man. You can't underestimate no matter how bad you think a team might be.

Patty Mahomes starting 0 and 2 for the season. That's his first three in a row loss. Did you see that stat? No. Because they lost the Super Bowl. Yeah. And then they just started O and 2. And it's the first time he's gone all in three.

I mean, like lost three in a row since like 2014. Ah. Pardon me. They play good. I think they'll be fine once they get a little healthier. It's just they keep coming up just that little bit short. And it's good because Tom Brady was on that game and he had some good insight.

We'll get in a whole bunch of football talk here this morning. But he was like kind of pointing out that all of Patrick's weapons aren't what they used to be and that he's lost some people. That's what I mean. Once he gets a little, like Xavier Worthy comes back from the shoulder thing. And, you know what I mean? They get rolling a little bit. It might be a little better.

So it was interesting for Tom to be like, you can tell that Patrick Mahomes is back in that pocket. And he used to have like one, two, three options. Yeah. But now his first option is not there, second option, and he's like... And none of them are that good. Right, right. The first option isn't even at good right now. That's what sucks for him.

But, I mean, that's what makes good people good like him. Obviously, your bills just massacred the Jets. We'll talk about that game. Syracuse murders whatever that high school team was. They played Friday night. Yeah, geez. That was something. I don't know what the point of that game is,

all right how was it to at least be there? Was it fun? You stayed with the whole thing. Almost. Almost a good amount. Let's see here. They started to kind of score some points.

And then I was like, all right, we can head on out of here because that was, you know what I mean? They threw in Ricky Collins for that quick second. Yeah, it was like,

all right. We're all set. Yeah. But, I was watching that game. I was like, you know what? They might put Cody in a Q,

B, they got nothing else going on. I gave Fran a way. I'm like, I, Fran, if you want me to drop in. Let me just, I'm going to just go ahead. Rest your QBs, bud. I'll throw a couple darts down there. Just real quick, because, you know, I couldn't get a hold of anybody. And, you know, we've been bitching about Uber this summer.

Screw Uber and them not. I can't feed me with your screw Uber. Feed me. If I were to say I scheduled an effing ride for somebody's business in there, and, you know, I'm standing out there, and they get literally down the road where I can see their car, and I go like this and cancel the ride, I'm going to get in trouble.

I'm going to, quote, unquote, trouble, because, you know, Uber trouble. This douchebag, feel it feed your hate. In a white Toyota Corolla was literally one block away. I could see his car, and he cancels it, cancels with a ride, takes a right,

and I see him get on the highway. Yep. And then it shuts off because, you know, we're not in it. And we're not in the system anymore. And I'm like, are you kidding me? Yeah, dude. And there's no way for me to get to contact Uber and be like, hey, this guy just dicked me over. Bring back disgusting taxis.

Like what the hell, man? And then Uber's like, don't worry, we will prioritize you because of this like, you know, don't worry, we'll find you a ride with him, whatever. And then it took forever in the prioritized ride. this guy was great, was all the way over here. Yeah, yeah, dude. So I'm like, so I got to wait another, what, 20 minutes outside? Uber sucks.

Welcome. If I were to do that, I would have gotten into trouble. And they would have been like, whoa, you can't just cancel your ride if it's a block away. It's going to be the whole thing that happened with Airbnb. Everyone was like, oh, I can rent people's houses. And then the people who owns the house just become annoying and exhausting. And you're like, I'm going back to a hotel. I am going to start my own taxi company where you can be as disgusting as you want.

You don't got to leave any ratings. It's unreal. And you can't get in touch with anybody to complain. I was thinking about it. If I did, I would just complain. And they would have to take my word and what? Give me a voucher. I don't know.

I have no idea how that it would work because there's no way that that's in the system. No, yes. We can go back through and see that. Oh, yep. He was headed towards you and then canceled. Yep, we see that. We'll reprimand him. Yeah.

Oh, I was so mad. But the first step would be having to talk to a human being, which you can't do at any sights anymore. So, yeah. I agree. Sister says, enough with the sports talk. How was your viewing a Hamilton? It was delightful.

I'll tell you about Hamilton. Did they even use tambourines? Great question. I don't know. I didn't tune my ear enough to see if there was a tambourine down there. You didn't hear this? Again, I could have been like, A little of this?

Excuse me, pit orchestra. Excuse me. Do you guys have a tambourine tonight or do you need one? Do you need? I can. No. Yes? No?

I'm like a block from here. I could go get it. You could limp walk back. Just drag your foot back. Just go real quick. Get them that tambourine. I got two shoes on today and a cane, bud. Look at me.

I know. I'm not even going to. I'm cane in it. It's just sad. He's got a cane. I got a cane, folks. I got a cane, folks. And that walk back from the landmark,

to our parking lot. Not going to pretend like downtown is 100% safe because it definitely isn't. It's not as dangerous as a lot of people want you to think it is. No. But also I am with my wife and I would like to be able to

defend my wife. We only had one kind of seedy-looking person walking right towards us. That was me. That was you. We were like a block from here. We were just past Navi. And I saw someone who was clearly on some things. stumbling directly at us.

And my wife goes, oh no. And I go, I got my cane. If I got to hit it with the face, I'll hit him with the face. Yeah, you see that later here. I forgot all about that. What? For football games and stuff, just things that you see at night or early on in the morning or whatever. Yeah.

I was laughing. I saw the guy that usually definitely doesn't set any of the fire is going to carry a box of things under the bridge and went, hey. No. And he was, wow, I'm not even, like, doing it. It doesn't even, like, start any fire or anything. You said, no, you just admitted to him now. I went insane about a fire.

You did. You did. The stinger, bro. That's what I want to make. I don't know how people make those tennies like that, no. He made fresh tennies. We're talking Maddie Matherston or whatever. How do you do that?

How do you make that style, though? Because he made him from scratch in that video, right? Yeah. He explains it. Later on, watch the reel, because he says something in it where he's like, yeah, if you're going to deep-fried tenders, do this first, and then it's a thing that makes them better, I guess. Okay, okay.

But the stinger is, I've never, I'm not a, I didn't go to school in Buffalo. I've heard of it, but I guess it's a cheese steak with Buffalo tenders in it. Yeah. And I'd never heard of it until recently. I apologize. No, that, uh, although they have to come out with something type of sauce now, that's like Josh Allen nose blood or something. Oh, yeah.

yesterday. Somebody's definitely got to come out with a wing sauce. That's that. I'd buy that. That's hilarious. Hey, speaking of wings this Saturday, Cody is going to be out at Killa Brew. We'll give you the exact time. Not sure. Once I started saying it out loud. I just got to ask Rachel because it's being billed as a tailgate, which happens before games.

But they might actually mean like Cody will be there watching the beginning of the game with you. Because the game's at noon. So do they want you there 10 to noon or we don't know? At noon, I will be there. There. Either arriving or leaving. I'm leaving. I just want to make sure the, the, because it's listed as a tailgate, which generally

happened before games, and I don't know if that makes any sense. But this Saturday, just plan on it for that Syracuse-Clemsing game. Come on over to Kilbrosello. What's up? Your favorite boy right there, Cocoa, will be out. Hang out. He'll rip a ball with you. Eat some chicken wings.

Mm-hmm. And I will. And I will. What did Joe say? Joe said, I ate lunch at a brewery union on Friday. You guys weren't joking. That's some good eats. Yeah, brewery unions, no joke.

Yeah, they do the updates real well with what they're serving. They're one of those where it's like, oh, is that? What's Stella said? I went to X. Crispy and Maddiedale, delicious. They give you samples while you wait. I don't know what that is, Stella, but I want to check out X Krispy. Is it too early to be talking this much food? A chicken or anything?

No, we have a breakfast pizza right in. All right. Very good. Okay A lot of stuff I actually watched some of the Emmys last night And it was really funny because All the Emmys were on

Ney-Bergatsi I like Nate Bargatti We're gonna go see him We got tickets to see him in May It's from my wife's birthday She asked for those tickets So we're gonna go see him when he comes To the On Center in May They didn't even ask us

If we were nominated for an Emmy No I don't think we won or nominated Or won any Emmys or anything like that Messed up But it was funny because he started Do I have him explaining the rules He did a thing where, all right, yeah, I'll let him explain it and see, and I'll tell you how it played out at the end.

45 seconds, that's what you got. To start the show, I am going to donate $100,000 to the Boys and Girls Club of America. So if you stay at 45 seconds, it stays at $100,000. Every second you go over 45 seconds, we will deduct $1,000 away from the, Boys and Girls Club. And they did. I know. I know.

Can't change it. This is a game I made up, and these are the rules. So, so every time somebody would do a speech, as soon as their speech ended, the tally would be on the bottom of what they're going to give.

Oh, man. It went bad. You did it? Dude, it went into the negative so quick. Oh, no. Thankfully, spoiler alert at the end of the show. Yeah. CBS and Nate Bargatzee are donating $350,000 or whatever.

But it was funny to watch. Like these actors start to panic. They're like, oh, I'll pay the difference. What? I'll pay the difference. Who ruined it? They all started to ruin it. But who was just like, nah, screw them kids and just kept going and draining it?

There had to have been somebody where you're like, bro. You're asking me because I don't know any of these actors' names anymore. But was there someone that you're like, oh my God, they don't care? Well, Seth Rogen won. And then he came up and he literally didn't prepare anything. So he was rambling for a while. I won. And I got nervous about that.

And then some woman won. But you started to notice that even though Nate Bargazzi went on stage, explained to the rules, set it all out loud, these celebrities don't pay attention to anyone but themselves. I don't think that half of them even knew the game was going on. No. So I don't think that they were even paying attention to how long they were talking because they're in their own world. Even though they were all right there.

when he said it. Coolidge came out at one point and she... I don't speak English quite. I don't know if she was on something, but she just talked for a long time. No, she just refuses to drop that character, even though we're all good. Yeah, we're good.

We're all set now. We're good. The presenters were talking way longer than any of the people who actually accepted speeches. Yeah, see, I don't... I just don't... I never got a fine.

I never got into award shows like that. I don't usually care, but it was on, and I didn't really care. What was the game that was like... I watched the people. Vikings. Yeah, I don't really care about the Falcons Vikings. Oh, my good. I moved on. But I watched it and I'm going to find it because I got to show you.

I don't know if it was my, you know, pre-bed delirium, which means a little whiskey, a little, you know. Or if it was literally the worst commercial I've ever seen. When you're watching the Emmys, they throw all of it at you. They're like, here's all the new shows coming to CBS. Yes. Here's all the new shows. There's a show. I'm going to find it.

I sent myself a text last night saying, Find this commercial. Yep. It's for a show with Donnie Wahlberg about Boston. Oh, don't. Donnie of Boston, bro? And I remember. What type of cop is he?

Exactly. It's called like, here, I can just do it. Well, let me stay on time. Other side of this, I'll find this. I can't tell if this looks like the worst show ever made. Is it Boston? It's a spinoff from Blow Bloods. Don't Boston Blue.

And all I remember in my mind is him going at the, in one part of the commercial going, Holy in Boston. Holy in Boston. So let me find this commercial. For lead actor in a comedy series, Seth Rogen, the studio. Lead actress in a comedy series,

Gene Smart Hats. For supporting actors. actress in a drama series? Catherine Lanasa. For lead actress in a drama series. Britt Lauer. For supporting actor in a drama series. No.

For supporting actress in a comedy series. You don't know any of these? Anna and Bundher Hatch. That name is not really. That's amazing. That's a movie. Series last week tonight with John Oliver. For outstanding live variety special.

S&L 50, the anniversary. special. For outstanding talk show. The late show with Stephen Colby. For best comedy series. The studio. The lead actor and a drama series. Noah Wiley.

For outstanding drama series. The Pitt. Interesting Colbert won. That must have been fun to go up and get. Oh, they leaned into that hard. Yeah. He even came out with his resume at one point. He's like, yeah.

I don't know. The only show I really know. This is my fault I guess I gotta watch The studio seems to be Everybody says the studio is so good What is that? Seth Rogen, he runs a studio

Okay And whatever his fake producer name is In that show Yeah People now at reality shows Are thanking that character Oh okay You see what I'm saying?

Okay If his role If his actor's name on the show is Cody Lisi All these acceptance speeches Would be like And also Cody Lisi All right

I like that Which is funny Severance I watched A few episodes of I get that it's amazing I just don't have Apple Plus and that's what both of these are on. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you're like signing up for something else, but I do like it.

You're all saying the pit is a good show. I don't know what that is. Well, what will be winning all the awards next year? Is it? Donnie Walbert, Boston Blue. Here we go, bro. I don't know if it's just me or if this looks like the worst show ever, but... Well, he's, it's Donnie Whollberg.

It's a don't fucking Walberg, dude. Poor Mark has to give all his family members job somehow. Please go to war on my crime scene. I'm chasing. I'm Detective Daniel Reagan, NYPD. My shield is in my front chest pocket. Oh, you mean your badge? Where I'm from, it's a shield.

Danny, you have a reputation. Yeah, for getting things done. We're getting things done. I think we take this ride together. She's awesome, though. She is. Is this the one who found the body? Only in Boston.

Yeah! We are one family, and we have faith in our family. Oh, Ernie Hudson! Ready to run it back, Brooklyn? Try and stop me, Bingetown. Let's roll. Boston Blue, premieres Friday. They call each other, Brooklyn and Beantown.

That will be the highest rated show of whatever quarter it's in, guaranteed. It just looks. Those people that's crowd, the CBS crowd, loves those shows. Old white people, you mean? Yes, Boston Blue Bloods or whatever with, Tom Selleck, that's like the biggest hit ever. And I'm a sucker for a good crime show. I love all the CSI, whatever, CSI Miami, CSI, New York or whatever.

Yeah. Wow. I'm watching that and I go, really, Donnie Wallberg? That, he's doesn't bother me with that. He doesn't? Just those shows don't interest me in the least. None of them. I've never been, I don't watch SVU of any, you know what I mean?

I don't watch CSI event. Like none of them have ever done anything for me. There's just something about that type of show. Yeah, I only ever... I got into CSI Miami because I like David Caruso, and that's why I like that show. Yeah. And I think that must have always been on.

I can't imagine it was on when I was in college, but maybe it was. I don't know, but I just, it was just an on during the daytime show, but that's the only, you know, cop show I ever watched. No, just none of them ever. Other than cops. Yeah.

The show. Well, those reality shows, yeah, I watched. That I liked, but no, just didn't do it. But that will absolutely be a super... Miss smash it. Yeah. 315, 364, 1009 K-Rock text line. Sister says, if Detective Stabler and his dump truck aren't in it, I'm not interested.

What show is that? See, I don't even know that one. Detective Stabler. What one of the Detective Stabler? Who's that one? Oh, is that? Which one's that? What did you see?

What's his name? Christopher whatever. Nolan. No, the other guy. What's it? Christopher Guest. Maloney, that he said he said he? Oh, yeah.

People like it. What shows that? What's that? What's that? Long order. Law order. See, I just never. Dun, don't know.

Yeah, I never watch any of them. Also, what doesn't help any of these shows is that, depending on when for my whole life, Mondays was as huge for shows. Yeah. That was either football or wrestling. Nothing else. Tuesday and Thursdays alternated pretty much between, you know, Smackdown forever.

Wednesday, if there was something on, you know, Thursday was Smackdown. You know what I mean? So there was always wrestling on or some type of sport. So I never got, I never really watched any of these shows. CBS is the home of, and I don't know any other way to say this, so I'll say it like this. CBS is shows made for people who are going to go,

just rest of my eyes. Yes. That too is full. Yeah. If you put it on and then you lean back in your reclining and just, No, I'm watching, no, I'm watching that. God damn tone of selling. You're watching Boston Blue?

Yeah, I'm watching that. Don't turn on. I like his mustache, leave it. I'm resting my eyes. I'm watching that. No, no, don't talk about it. This is a family in Germany, and I don't have the video pulled up on my screen,

so I'll just play the audio and describe it to you. They're having a birthday party. And you want to have your birthday candles, and you want to have the celebration, right? In my opinion of birthday candles, we've gotten a little crazy. And this is the danger that we have. I'm not in that world, so I don't know.

You're, I'm not really either, but I see all these videos. Used to be, you have a birthday, you have a little birthday candle, you blow it out. Now, they're sparklers. Now, there's these ones that open up like big flowers and spin around, dude. Really?

There's ones that open up and release butterflies, like fake butterflies all over the place. Oh, look, those? I don't remember even getting, yeah, I get candles, but we didn't even have sparklers back then. You can jam onto a cake. The world of birthday cakes and party celebration is getting out of control. Well, that's how we lead to this, where this family thought, I just bought some fun sparkly candles. No, they didn't. For a cake?

Yeah. Uh-oh. They bought fireworks. Oh, oh. And they put them in the cake and lit them. See what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? If I can describe it visually to you, there's a table.

And they've got those, like, they're like conical shaped. What you would think would just be like a little table decoration. Nah, they start popping off, dude. All right, so Transformer and Twitch heard it too. Yeah. Did that guy yell everybody, duh? It's German, but let me see. Hold on a second.

It sounded like... Oh, never mind. It's just yelling. Just German gibberish. I thought it said, everybody duck. At that point, it don't matter. Oh, man. That point it don't matter.

Jeez. Be careful. Yeah, I'd be careful. No, I would get just, you know, candles and then a little bear that holds a candle because that's what I had when I was a little baby, so every year I get that one. My mom might even still have it.

It might have been on my 40th birthday cake. The 40th birthday's got a little candle holding. Oh, I better. You better. Get a cake until forever. You have no idea the world of birthday. No. Gender reveal announcements and like party supply lightables, I guess.

I did see a funny video of a couple that was doing a gender reveal. And they were in on the joke, but like they're like older people in the crowd didn't really get it. And then once they were told what was happening, they were a little more like, oh, you guys, the family squished a cream pie to reveal. Yeah. Because of. Yeah.

That's. Some people just are doing too much. And I was like, that's a lot. That's a lot, man. You better hope your entire family is cool with dirty jokes, but. And even that, it's like, come on. It was a boy. Clean it.

Clean it up. Clean it up. Former pro soccer player. Now, N-A-R-R-R. Boom. And boom. And boom. There you go.

I feel bad for, even when the Cowboys win, people can't be happy for you. Because even with this, people are like, it shouldn't take you five quarters to beat the Giants. They won.

It was a great game. That was one of the best games you'll see all year. And it's what I say all the time. Division games are different. No matter, it could be the best team in the league and the worst team of the league.

And it'll always be a battle. That's why, you know, like bills and jets and stuff like that is always usually good in the past. But that was a really good game. And there was some more drops that the Cowboys have to figure out because their defense, I mean, other than you're giving up some huge plays,

isn't the worst. And if their offense would just catch the damn ball, we might be too. Oh, no. But let's run through some of these scores from yesterday. Cowboys over the Giants in overtime right there. Steelers lose to the Seahawks, 3117. A little bit of an interesting score.

I thought Steelers kind of were going to have a at it. The Titans. Good one. Yesterday. Bill's killed the Jets. Yeah. Who was even QB for the Jets yesterday? I can't even remember.

Justin Fields. Oh, yeah. And then he got hurt. And then. I don't remember who the backup was. Josh Allen had a little bloody nose, had a little bop on his nose, bloody nose.

Yeah, he took a little, a little boopsky, and we got to see some Mitch Trubisky pop on in there for a minute. Wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. No, he's, that's the role he is made for.

Just come in for a bit. Game managed for a second. Mm-hmm. Don't kill it for us. Just don't lose. Patriots over the Dolphins, 3327. Dolphins, rough. Yeah?

I mean, everyone thought they were going to be, You like to say, here we go, Tua. They got this. They got some weapons. Their defense just looked awful. Bengals over the Jags, 31-27. They won the game, but they will lose the war now as Joe Burrow. Now they're saying he needs turf toe surgery.

How do you get turf toe? You just like from, you like, you know what I mean? I don't even know how to describe it. You just bop it on there. And it's the worst. It's the worst. I remember having it in high school. and you just can't run.

You can't. It's the weirdest thing. You're like, oh, I'm okay, but then you put a little pressure. Yeah. And it just feels like your toe's going to snap off. I'm sure I'll get turf toe. I get the stupidest injuries. I'll get thrift toe nuts.

That's what I thought you had before when you stopped your toe. But no, you're good. I don't know. Forty-niners over the Saints. Yep. Who's the QB for the 49ers? Mac Jones. Matt Jones. Yeah, who was on the Patriots for a while.

They did decent without Brock Purdy. Ravens killed the Browns, 41-17. And without Derek Henry doing anything. Lions killed the Bears. Yeah, that was... I thought the Bears were supposed to be good this year. It started again, like last game, where they start out, they look decent. Caleb Williams looks good, and then things just fall apart.

I don't know, man. Bears are going to be... They're going to slip fast if it's going to be 0 and 2 and then 0.3 and 4. Talk briefly about this earlier, but Chiefs losing their third in a row for the first time, I think the stat was like since 2014, maybe, they said. Either way. But this like has Patrick Mahomes has a lost three in a row since college, they were saying, basically. Well, that's a slippery slope as well because I don't think it gets much easier for them.

I don't know if they're the team that they used to be. The problem is is that they had, yeah, Patrick Mahomes is unreal. But what helps is that he's had unreal weapons. And they're all getting older or they've left. And they got rid of Tyreek Hill, which they probably maybe shouldn't. have. They keep having guys that are like, oh no, this guy will be fine. And they might, but they get

hurt. Or they're not out there and there's nothing you do. And it's like, all right, we got Xavier Worthy. He looks awesome. And dislocates his shoulder week one. Two minutes into it. So he'll be out, you know what I mean, who knows how long he's out for, stuff like that where it's, they just need help. Travis Kelsey is doing good. This is not how

the script is supposed to go. Yeah. How are you supposed to get married in the offseason if you don't end it with a ring? You're supposed to end it with a Super Bowl win and then you go Mary Taylor Swift. You take off your Super Bowl ring and then you put your wedding ring on and it's supposed to be his whole thing. Yes, thank you. Well done.

Falcons killed the Vikings 22 to 6. Two games tonight for a little Monday night football. Might as well. Bucks Texans. And then if you want, please don't stay it for the night. Chargers at Raiders. Yeah, because it's beyond until 1 o'clock in the point. Why are they doing two Monday night games?

Because they didn't last week. I don't know why they waited this week to do that. All right. Okay. Any big shockers you saw yesterday for the teams? Let's see here. I mean, Seahawks, the Steelers, just because the way they both looked last week. That Patriots one was pretty impressive to see the Patriots beating the Dolphins.

The Bengals won, but again, Joe Burrow, who was the best quarterback in the league last year. That's, who knows how long he's going to be out for. If he needs surgery, then, I don't know. I don't know. Everybody can chime in on this, too. Give me your full review of Red Zone playing ads. How do you feel? Was it imposing? Was it annoying? No, I was saying to you, I paid attention for the first little bit. And they had a couple commercials where they knocked the game audio off and put the, uh, you know.

Commercial audio on, yeah. Commercial audio on, but they kept the live action on the screen. Mm-hmm. So it wasn't like intrusive or there weren't, there was no times where I was like, oh, come on, man, not right now. Right now. Hopefully they would time it out in a way that that wouldn't happen. So it wasn't too bad. And then Cody discovered his YouTube TV. will let him build his own forescreen display. Yeah.

So how did that work out for? You just had every game on, right? You couldn't put Red Zone on one of them. Oh, that. But no, you could, sorry, but you couldn't put different things on there. Could be Red Zone and then like one other random thing. But for Saturday, oh, my God, I was putting. For college?

I was putting a college game here, college game here. Oh, let me put the office down here for fun. Yeah. Oh, it was so cool. I'm a fan of that. He sent me a taxi. He's like, look, you can build your own force screen. And I go, that's honestly, two.

much stimulation for me. Oh man. To pick four channels at once. Woo! Like, I got to hear what's going on on one of them, but I can't be watching a Bob's burgers in one window, but then the office is happening down here, but then he got also a news up here. And the news up in the other corner. Sends my brain

into super speed, man. Huh? Huh? What do you guys think about week two? How'd your football team play? You're going to go watch that Clemson game on the TV? It's a nooner. Yeah. Come hang with Cody out at Killabrew. Oh. Get on yourself, son, any.

Put chick wing in your mouth. Just eat up. Eat up. Eat up. You saved that receipt. You come back saying, I had to for work. Oh, absolutely. Had to.

Hell yeah. No, and I know everyone likes them. They're not my jam, but everyone loves that their everything one or whatever it's called. That's fun, yeah. That's a fancy one. So a new poll, a new UGov poll asked, what are some things that are, quote, just for kids? No, I don't know. Tricks.

Tricks are for kids. You're kind of close, though. The number one is trick or treating. Really? They said trick or treating. 81% feel that's mostly for kids. 80%? It should be 100% right?

Who out there is like, no, if I put a mask on, I don't care. I'm 35. Give me free candy. Unless they misinterpreted what we're at. Like, trick or treating, yes, adults enjoy it. Yeah. Because we're out walking around or pulling the wagon or catching a buzz or drinking a beer. and watching the kids get their candy,

that's the fun part for adults. But no, yeah, you're not allowed to. But they ask 2,000 Americans, what are... That's a good answer on Twitch. What are you said, Wes? Pediatrician, yeah. Oh, that's for nothing but for kids. That should be 100%.

Wes says 100% crapping your own cheeks should be for kids. Ah, ah, but some of us throw off those numbers. Thanks for skewing them. skewing the averages. He's skewing the average, butt. Number two, they say dolls. All right, let's find dolls. Their action figures.

Thank you. Thank you. And I display them throughout my room. Yeah. Ultimate Warrior is holding the title. I'm going to read you the text. He sends me. Oh, and I was taking pictures of the plants and realize that if you don't really know what wrestling is and you're like a lady that comes to my room, you're going to think that I might be.

fancy the gents a little bit. He was sending me photos of his plants because I think he saved that snake plant that was dying in here. I took that snake plant apart and it's mostly saved, I think. And he's just a single fella. And he goes, imagine if you don't watch wrestling and you come into my bedroom, this must be so weird for chicks. And it was...

The one with... It's a huge... A.P.K. Huge picture as shirtless Shaw Michaels and shirtless Triple H. All sweaty and posing next to each other. There's a... An action figure of the ultimate warrior holding his belt. Painted chest.

Yeah. Yeah. Something for the ladies to be excited about when they come over. All right. Just give them a warm. Just give them a warning. Hey, before we go in here, you're going to see a lot of weed stuff and a lot of wrestling stuff. Yep.

If that's a game changer. Yep. Sorry. That's all of it. Number three, bumper bowling. That's a specific. Specific response. Bumper!

No adult should use bumpers. You hear that? You hear him? Who cares? It's fun. It's fun. I have a really good average. No one's going pro here.

If you want to have your drunk ass, use the bumpers. Use the bumpers. Who cares? Never, never talk to me about bumpers. Exactly. Things that are supposedly just for kids. Stuffed animals? Oh, no.

You can have stuff. You can have whatever you want. But let me think of adults with stuffed animals. I mean, I don't, not like. Like 40 of them might be too many. Like if you walk in your house and there's a lot of them. On that shelf thing, I got, I got Paul Bunyan from the water safari. He's a stuffed animal kind of.

He's still technically because it's stuffed. Yeah. I have a couple stuffed animals. My kids have given me. I have a stuffed Doc and Marty that are in a Dolorian that sits on my shelf. Right. So define stuffed animals, okay? Exactly.

Number five is going to be a debatable one. coloring books because I see a lot of adults who enjoy coloring now hard disagree not even the adult coloring books you color whatever coloring book you want color whatever you want life is hard this is you know every day is a goddamn struggle

if you want to color a little bit you color whatever you want but those are nice though the adult ones they are relaxing there's a company that I don't have their name in front of me but they've released basically highlights books for adults so like little comics in there

little games you can play crossword stuff like that. Good idea. Sarah, my squish mellow collection says otherwise. Yeah, but companies know how to get adults. They really do. They know we got that money now. So I'm like, yeah, but look at this. You know what you guys really want is you want really expensive stuff to animals, right?

Right. Legos, number six. We're going to start getting into like less and less for. Number one was trick-or-treating. Now it's more, more adults. Yeah, trick-or-treating I was okay with. Now, no way. Legos are for everybody.

Legos are for every one. As long as you're like one or you know not to swallow them from then on. Yeah. You got to understand with a lot of this. And yes, Jojo, Disney is coming up on the list. Don't worry. A lot of this, you got to remember something. We're all miserable.

We're broke and we're struggling. And every day is a new hell. And the news is exhausting. And it's scary. And the world is terrifying. Yep. So if I got to play with Legos, I'm going to freaking play. with Legos.

Yeah, screw you. When do you care? Because it's not fun out in the world. Let me put together a damn race car or something. If I want to sit there and play with my RC cars, a 44-year-old man, I'm going to. If I want to make my trains, I'm going to. Exactly. Do whatever you want.

Dressing up in costumes was number seven on the list. No, again. This is where again. Yeah. What if we're doing Halloween time or just fun time because we found our Brad Hart costume in the closet? it all of a sudden. Exactly. And Wes is right. How do children even afford Legos? They don't? They don't. Yeah.

Textline says, on the Lego box, Max age is 99. So, check the box. Yeah, sorry. There's some 100-year-old out there that's just sobbing. Well, I went into an old folks home recently, and I saw a woman playing with Legos. And I said, how old is she? And the attendant said she just turned 100. I went over and then and slapped the Legos right out of her damn hand.

Just like that. Not so fast, Bethany. flipped to that board. Not so fast. You sit here and pay attention to the TV. We're about to put your old ass face on a smucker's jar on the news. Whoa, whoa. Did you not read the Lego box?

99 is the cutoff, you old bitch. Give me that. Harry Potter and Disney made the list. Oh, yeah, anybody that's an adult that goes to Disney. Just crazy. I would imagine being an adult or any Harry Potter fan right now is not easy because J.K. Rowling sucks. Yeah, that's too bad.

You also like love the story, right? Yeah. Is that like we always say separate the art from the person? Yeah, you're just going to have to pretend that... That she didn't... Yeah, just don't even acknowledge it. Trading cards? Maybe illegally stream it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't pay for any of the books. Don't give her money. Steal the books. Well, then the store doesn't get... Trading cards is for everybody, man. Pokemon cards are for everybody. Magic the gather and go nuts.

All those things, because now that's starting to be a whole thing again. You heard Brandon Snyder in here, about the cards. Big money. That's big money. Polly's doing a whole side hustle. I was going to say. You can even hit up Polly and he could maybe see what you got because I know that I got

some good one somewhere. Yeah. Other things that made the list, ketchup on hot dogs should be for kids only. I don't care. I don't care. That's one of those words. I'd never really understood why that mustard was so important. I don't know.

That was, that was, is disgusting. Cach about hot dogs always seems to be a very controversial topic. I don't know why. I don't know why it's any of your business. What I put on my wiener? They're both squeasy condiments. Thank you. Thank you.

Reba McIntyre and the ladies from Little Vinclair, pay tribute to the Golden Girls with the performance of the show's iconic theme song. All right. Play it. The iconic sitcom is celebrating. Oh, shut up. I didn't come here for your take. Jesus Christ.

I want to know. I just wanted to play the song. I want to know. I wanted to play the song. They sang, uh, all right. Is this going to be it? Can I watch it or is it to chime in? Nope, going to chime in.

Here comes. Oh, this person is absolutely chiming in. 40 years ago tonight, the Golden Girls premiered on NBC. Oh, 40 years to go tonight. And now they're all done. It was an instant classic. It was a little edgier than people might remember. Like, for growing up, I was not allowed to watch the Blanche part.

Does she do sad? She was so lardy. She was so lardy. She was celebrating the show and to present the award for best supporting actress. in a comedy series, please welcome Reba McIntyre and Little Big Towns, Carrie Fenshaw, Fairchild, Karen Feltzler, and Kimberly Schlattman. You're silly.

Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidence. And a mama works two jobs. Yes, Cody just blew my mind. I didn't know all four of them were. All four of the original Golden Girls were dead. I say original, like the remake.

Like, that was the remake. No, the original four, dude. I'm telling you right now. They replaced Blanche and no point. No one ever talks about that. Rose passed away in 2022. Blanche passed away in 2010. Dorothy passed away in 2009 and Sophia 08.

All right. Yeah. All right. Good run for them, man. Yeah, for real. And they're still. I can't keep buying them. What?

They're pumping out new golden girls shirts all the time. There was another one I saw at either Walmart or, or, uh, or Coles or something. Yeah, it's on TV all the time. My wife loves watching Golden Girls. I used to watch it. It's, I mean, it's not like a, oh, I'm going to watch Golden Girls, but it's definitely a good show. It's so unrelatable in the fact that, A, these women were like in their 50s. Yes, it's hilarious to watch that.

And like, you're 50? Like, as a person who will never have enough money to retire, I couldn't, I can't still relate to, you worked a job and now you just live in Florida with your friends. Work to you, job. Sing a mom who works to. That's always unrelated. I'm like, wow, must be nice. And it was always so weird, like what Nate Bargantzzi said, I was allowed to watch Golden Girls. You know what I mean?

Roo McClan. But it was always weird to watch that, like, growing up and being like, these old ladies are just getting it. Dude, they're getting it. They're just getting it. I'm grossed out by people my age having sex. Like, if you're over 40, knock it off.

You're gross, you're old. They're down in the villages. But they're down there in the villages. Is that where they are? I don't even know where they are. No, this is pre-villages. Is they in Florida? They're definitely in Florida.

But it's like, it was like what the villages are now. It was like a retirement community. They are in a retirement community, though? Because they would all go on those dates and like another old guy. would come over and they'd be going on a date with that one. They definitely had lufas attached to the place. Things and they weren't for Warshin. And they definitely had to use lube because they're getting older, so it's like...

Well, Blanche. Oh, natural moisture. Blanche was the original hawk, too. Say that louder. Say that louder. Blanche was the original hawk to watch. There it is. That's your boy right there, okay? Hi.

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100.9.1065. Walk. I was thinking of a car made of a big steak. And we were driving around it because it said the show was driven by rancher's 20. You give me your weed. What was that? What's the, is it Richard Scary where the worm is driving the apple? That's what you picture us.

A couple of fellows driving a steak around. I literally pictured us sitting on a steak. Three. Good morning, everybody. It's Monday. Monday, yes, September 15th, 2000, 25. We're just chugging right along. Yeah, wow, September, ripping.

We are, uh, I believe I'm going apple picking this weekend, bud. Are you? We're into our fall activity season. Yep. Uh, as hopefully I am fully recovered by this weekend and can do some apple picking. Me. What? You get a little rascal.

I got my scooter on. I got my scooter on standby if I need to. You ride it out into the orchard. We've updated to Cain. not cane now. So I'm caning around and I'm... He's the oldest person. I'm literally oldest person and I hate it.

I get the worst injuries and I got to walk with a cane. Like some stupid bottle. Nothing against canes, by the way. If you have a cane, it's fine. Yeah, if you're disabled, I mean... Where's Farm Fest this weekend? Farm Fest? I don't know.

Where's that? Well, Cody, as we talk all things fall time, my favorite season of the year, Halloween season. Is that how you ended up with the cane? What? What, what's that? Fall time, you said. Oh, because I thought, nice. I get it, nice.

Huh? Uh, right. Well, there's controversy. Uh-oh. As people are starting to see Christmas decorations at their local Costco. Oh, they're at the dollar, uh, dollar tree right now. Dollar tree has them. We saw them, the Hobby Lobby has them up already. That's fine with me. You got to, that's how you get the good ones.

Costco's have already begun putting up their Christmas display. People say it's nice because they can get their bargains now. Otherwise, yeah, that's what I mean. People are horrified because it's still 80 degrees outside. Well, you're not getting a bargain. No, you're paying for price. Yeah, you're just getting the pick of the litter. I picked out a couple random Halloween decorations when they first showed up at Dollar Tree like a month ago.

You just put them off to the side. Technically, it is still summer until September 22nd. Yeah. So you got like seven more days. Yep. Then there's three full months of Ful. Flaw. Flaw. Yep, that's my favorite. But shoppers of Costco have noticed, as well as you're all saying,

Walmart saw them, dollar tree, all the dollar stores they got them up. You might as well put them up because people are going to buy them. I would put up my Halloween decorations and everything. But as much as I like decorating for the Halleons and the fall and then the Christmas, I don't like the clutter. What do you mean? There's all the things out. There's all little trinkets.

Oh, I love. You know what I mean? There's things that aren't. I love Halloween decorations so much. And then my favorite thing is putting them away. Because it cleans up. That's my favorite part about Christmas is putting away Christmas. Yeah.

Setting up for Christmas. The older I get, the less I like Christmas. And it just gets less and less. So now I got to just keep tearing all these things down and put them away. But right now we're getting ready to transition to the fall decor. Yep. You don't even like, you like your Thanksgiving decorations. Oh, no.

I like all of them because I have fall decorations and Halloween ones and Thanksgiving. So I have a whole mix. It's just then I got, you know, pumpkins out and candle things and wax mouters and funny little little guys here there. So. You don't like added clutter in the house is what you're saying. Clutter added clutter does not candle joy. Even Halloween candy is being pushed aside for some Christmas decorations. Oh, wow.

We are getting a little ahead of ourselves here. Relax. Relax. Jeez. Relax. You shouldn't be moving anything Halloween to make room for. No. That's insanity.

But I also know people like Griffin, who he is like a psycho for Christmas. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already got a Christmas tree up or some kind of Christmas decorations up. Or just the person that has a tree, they leave up all of the times. And just change it to just like a... It turns into seasonal. Like how I get the Dallas Cowboy Playoff Christmas. Christmas tree for a little while for one game every year. At some point here,

Grandpa next door is going to flip to Santa 102, right? Oh, yeah. Is that anything not? No, that's Thanksgiving. Lights on the lake starts tomorrow, right? Yesterday. Do I start my lights in the lake reads yet? Are they putting those up?

Is anybody going over to the parkway to notice that putting those up yet? They got to be starting. They got to put them up now. Dragging them out of storage and all that. You know, you got to have these youth teach us how to use our texting machines from time to time. Everything I do in front of my teens, is the cringiest most embarrassing thing ever. Well, it's rightly so.

It's cringe. You are so cring. It's awkward. It's weird. I mean, I can't tell you the list of things my children find about me. You're going to use a cane? That are so cringe.

Oh, my God, the cane is one of them. Yep. We're at my in-laws, is my mother-in-law's birthday Saturday, and all this is like, he's so weird with his crutches. And I'm like, what do you do?

What do you do? They're like, oh, yeah, he's just so needy with his crutches. Crutches. I go, what do you want to do? It's so weird with his crutches. Sorry, I'm cringe with my injury. I'll keep it to myself.

I'll give it to myself. Sorry to bother you. It's just like he always needs something. That's what that said. He always needs something. Yeah, because I'm injured. And you're 16. You can help your father.

God, he's so weird with his crudges. I don't know what it is. It's such. And that's, that's, such teen. And then they had a problem in my voice. They're like,

his voice is so loud. I'm like, dude, I was getting, I was getting roasted. His foot hurts and he's crutches, boom roasted.

Yeah, they're boom roasted. Ha, his voice sucks, boom roasted. And it was all from the oldest. The oldest was like, he's so weird

his crutches. And then he was like, his voice is so loud. I go, yeah, I have a loud voice. I come from a loud family. What are me to tell you?

I found the one job I can do with a loud voice. Yes. Yeah, but when you, like, sing, it's like weird, loud radio voice. All right, then I'll go live in the yard. I'll go live in the yard. I'll go live in the yard. What do me do? What do me do?

Cousin, Jay, oh, they're putting you in a home as early. The second they can. You're just going to be there very, very with it. Normal they're going to be like, yeah, we're submitting our dad here. Yeah, he's just gone. He's crazy. There's nothing we can do. We feel bad.

We want him to get the carry easy. You're just standing there. I'm okay. I'm 45. I just kind of hurt my foot. No, but it would take a minute and then the people at the home be like, oh yeah, he's really gone. He's real far gone.

What? He's so weird with his crutches. Yeah. Okay. I mean. Sorry I exist. What? Oh, here he comes with this cane now.

He's always like hopping around the house and stuff. It's just weird. Okay. Fine. I'm sorry. I bothered you. But this is. This is a Gen Zier who made a presentation on how we're supposed to properly use exclamation points while texting.

Well, I use them all done. Mom and I love you, but you need to get better at texting. So when you emphasize something, it means you agree with what they are saying. You're in the same situation as someone. Someone exhoring you and you want attention. Let's go over an example. I sent this text and I said, I'm at a bar with Alex Cooper. And you emphasized it.

I was excited for you. That would mean that, like, you're also at the bar with Alex Cooper. No. No, but I would have liked to have been. This would be a great like. Give it a thumbs up. So what he's saying in that is that he was at a bar with so-and-so, Alex Cooper. Yeah.

The mom replied with an exclamation point. Like, that's exciting. That's how I would reply. Yeah. He's saying no, that the thumbs up reply, not an exclamation reply. Oh, I, but I don't. If I'm excited for you, I'm excited for you. But that also, that doesn't mean that she is also at the bar, right?

Isn't that what he said it means? He says, no, that means you're also. No, it does not mean I'm also. also there. I'm excited for you. I'm celebrating through you. You're so weird with your exclamation points. Why do you text? I do not. Why do you call her inside of the exclamation points? I don't even know. My mother. You're probably L.O.L. My mother in chat saying, I don't think we are that loud. Mom, I can attest. I don't think we are either, but. Is your family loud?

I'm not me and my mom. I mean, I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When we were at my grandmother's calling hours two weeks ago. We're allowed. And I think I said this on the air, but my wife said, Quote, this is the loudest calling hours I've ever been to. Yeah, I get it. And I'm like, yeah, it's not just like, clearly I'm loud. Yeah. And my wife is not at all.

No. So it's a lot for her to be around my family. But when we're at nanny's calling hours, it's not just me. It's not just my mother. Yeah, it's my aunt. It's my great aunts. It's all of my nanny's siblings. She had like 10 siblings.

They're all loud. There's nobody. quiet. And if they're older, got to be loud as they got to hear. But no, yeah, I, I can, I don't mind, though, when things are loud or people are loud, because I know I'm very loud. I know I don't have much of an inside voice. I get overstimulated by volume, but I think I'm just desensitized to my family because I've been there for 44 years. I'm just, since I was in the womb, those loud people I've just been used to. No, I don't even know when I'm being that loud unless someone has to, They have to tell me.

Be a little loud. Yeah, cousin Jay said, first thing my wife pointed out to me was saying, why is your family so loud? We don't think we're loud. No. I don't. We're just talking. If anything, you're quiet.

This is my indoor voice. No, I, I wouldn't. I'm going to try. Look, see, I can't even. I was trying to just do a normal. I can't do it. Just if you just talk. It makes me uncomfortable.

I can't do it. I can't be normal talk. It's way easier to talk like this. Yeah, this is the volume. What? He's so loud He always sings so loud His weird crutches

He's always sing us so loud Alright I'll go walk into the ocean Loser Oh What's that Jennifer Coulad? You're still going? I made it Oh no

I was actually hoping to be nominated Alongside you tonight For my work on This Season of the Pit Huh? I said to I played a horny grandmother they're having a colonoscopy during a power outage.

Yeah. And I had to play a lot of levels, you know. Yeah. I even had to do my own prep. Get it on. Last night on the Emmy is Jennifer Coolidge going on and on and on. She went for three minutes. Oh, my God.

So she had no idea that they were doing that thing. So she's the one, when I've mentioned, who just drained the $100,000. to go to the boys and girls club or whatever. They weren't counting her because it was funny because as soon as... Yeah. So Nate Bargazzi announces the contest where he's like, if your speech goes over 45 seconds, we're deducting money from the donation.

And then as soon as Jennifer Coolidge came out, clearly people were tweeting at the Emmys, well, why aren't you punishing these announcers? He's like, no, I know. We're just going to punish the people that worked the hardest to be here. Yeah, right. Here was him after it went into the negative. I was already in bed, but by the end of the show, it was in the negative.

CBS was going to add, $100,000. I will give $250,000. It takes us to $350,000 to the Boys and Girls Club. Look at it. Thank you guys so much for being out here. They cut out to the audience because I guess one of the Boys and Girls Club's, like, alumni is... J.B. Smooth. Oh, was he? Jamie Smooth. Oh, but I'm here in the audience now.

I'm not here in the audience. I'm J.B. Smooth. At one point, I was in the Boys and Girls Club. Now I'm here being J.B. Move. J. J.B. Smooth. I'm not the only one that doesn't find him in the least bit entertaining, right? He's just a, he's a, he's a shock to me that he's so famous. There's, I don't, there's nothing about him. I don't even, a lot of things. A lot of things.

A lot of things. But he is one of those guys where I was like, huh. I'm like, cool. He's at everything. Like, you can be an actor, fine, good, but are there really people clamoring in the streets for J.B. smooth? I think he's just connected well. I think he's just in everything, you know. I got the hostiff.

Yeah. Okay, you don't have to, though. So all the Emmys, we've been picking apart the Emmys all throughout the morning, of course. Oh, you're back on my part. Of course. Oh, no. Biggest winners were the studio that won a ton of awards. The Pit, which I just asked Cody, I guess that's a doctor show starring the doctor guy.

As soon as I saw the guy from that show that used to do the doctor stuff. From the other guy. I was like, oh, that's what the pit is. Yes. Yeah. Adolescence, one for Best Limited Series. Is that the Scottish one? Is that that Netflix show that was Scottish?

Says, yeah. Oh, I started this. My kid didn't like this. No, I started this and didn't. I don't know why. I can't remember why I didn't continue watching it. 15-year-old Owen Cooper made history as the youngest ever Mel Emmy winner in any category.

Oh, that little kid won. Mm-hmm. Okay. Colbert won Best Variety Talk Series. Which is hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah. Hilarious.

Last week tonight, won Best Variety Scripted series, beating S&M. What? You don't, as of the producers, you don't do a little curveball? Nobody's going to know. What? That Stephen Colbert didn't win. Just to avoid, like, I would have just avoided that. I'm like, we're not having Colbert up there.

That's too awkward. But why should we avoid it? Why? No, I don't. Just because it makes the president, man. Oh, no. Not. I wasn't even thinking that.

Just because he got canceled. Then you're going to have him walk up there. Well, here's your Emmy. Here's what I like that Stephen Colbert did. is that he pointed out, yes, he's fired, and he'll be fine financially. Yeah. But he pointed out he's got 200 staff members that do need jobs

once this is all set and done. And then I hope do they get picked up somewhere because there are a lot of hardworking people. Yeah, they will. They didn't get fired because it wasn't a good show. Winner for Best Variety scripted series, Survivor. We talked about Survivor last week. It's like the most watch show still.

Did I say scripted? Oh, it did? So we're just going to gloss over that as a... It did? As a... The best variety? Hold on a second, wait. Maybe scripted because they're doing things.

There's like... The winner for... Did I read this wrong? I don't know. Is it best scripted variety... Best variety scripted series Survivor, Superstar Jeff Probst. Because I guess technically it's... Oh, okay, I see...

Because there's games and... It's confusing. He did a bit. I did see this, where he put Lorne Michaels and John Oliver on stage and had like a showdown because it was for them where John Oliver's show beat S&L. Gotcha. So I read it wrong. Okay.

The Traders beat out Survivor. That's the Allen Cumming one. My wife watched that. I didn't watch that. People loved that show, man. Loved that show. I didn't watch it, but I know people friggin loved it. Who were, uh, who was in the, in Memorium segment?

I'm not going to get into the. in-memory and stuff. Who did they leave out? You know, I'm not saying who they left out. Oh, really, though? I'm not getting into that. No, no, that's fine. That's just interesting.

Nope, no, we're good. Brad Garrett said that he presented the award during which, oh, he won an Emmy, I guess. You know, what a- something, Ray, I just thought that I would have been back here sooner. What do you mean? After winning the Emmy, you know, I were to work more at all.

Don't think that if you win tonight, your life's going to change. change. Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on. Let's be honest. I think the next time I'm on the Emmys, it'll be in Memorial. Oh, no, no, no. Brackard. Poor guy. I think people didn't realize he was doing, he was doing Robert.

Yeah. That was Robert's stick. But did he work much after Raymond? I mean, he made his money. He's fine. Yeah, he had a couple of random shows here and there. a couple things. But it's also your Brad Garrett. I'm not going to see you anything about Robert. I'm sorry. But also, you didn't need to do anything, bro. Your show is still on. Yeah.

It's, I get, well, right now, it's 8 o'clock in the morning. But I will go home at some point today. I guarantee you, I start flipping down. Everybody loves Raymond will be on at least two different channels. I don't feel bad for character actors who find success. Like Dwight, I'm not sorry for you, Rain. Yeah, no, sorry. You've made a million dollars.

You were one of the most iconic TV show, characters of all time. You walk off into the sunlight, sunset, or whatever. I'm seeing more little clips from that paper show. Oh, yeah. And I guess the first scenes with Oscar are really funny. All right, good. Like, I guess throughout all of it, I guess he is not happy.

He doesn't want to do this again. I guess he didn't know this was happening. So I won't ruin anything for anybody. But it just looked funny that that happened. I have not watched that. Not, I know that, yes, obviously. I'm not trying to toot our own horn, but we're pretty successful.

And what would we win of something? Would it be one of these? Because Ron B and Becky won their country, huge country award. Remember them? They went down to the CMAs or whatever. Like they were on TV or whatever the hell it was. What would we be for?

Well, the CMAs do a radio category. Yes, and they won that. There's no category for us. No, no. So I don't. And even look at that. So Rod and Becky won what? Would you say a CMA?

Yeah. A couple, I think. Maybe two. And they were still canned. So what are you going to do? One passed away and the other was fired. I think he's just a high. The classical radio switcheroo.

We don't care what you've succeeded at. No. You're done. You're done. Especially at I heart. Oh, no. Yeah. No, but Carson's going to that because she's on that Big D& Bubba show.

Oh, really? Yeah, they're up for that country award. Oh, geez. Somebody, by the way, is listening to Carson on Big D and Bubba because she got a birthday. She sent me a text on Friday. Yeah. She got a birthday gift because her birthday was over the weekend. Okay.

From somebody up here, they sent her candy from Hercules. Oh, really? And it was like from, I think the listener was from Manlius. Oh, neat. In which case, how dare you? Yeah, I didn't get any Hercules candy. We are your local morning show. It's only in my hometown of Hercules Canyon and East Syracuse.

How dare you? Listen. But that's okay. To Big D and Bubba. We are your morning show. I'm offended. Burr Dog. Derr.

Good morning. Happy Monday. This Saturday, Cody, he'll be out of Killabrew. You want to swing on out for someday? It's Saturday for that noon game. Get over there. Cuse at Clemson. I'm leaving this afternoon.

I got to get down to Clemson. I got to start driving down. I'm driving. I'm going to leave today. That's going to be a good one now after as you putting them all points. Maybe they needed that to get a kickstart in the ass. Yeah. Clemson. They lost this weekend, right?

It wasn't upset. Possibly the best game of Saturday. Georgia Tech. 55-yard field goal to end the game, bro. I was thinking too. Because your boy on the Cowboys hit a 64-yard field goal. Baller. Everybody like, okay, this is not a hot take. Hot take. Athletes continue to get better and better. Okay?

All right. What else? Like you look. Hold on. Where's you going with this? You got me a little. Let me see where you're going with this here. Do you think in my lifetime I'll see somebody who can kick a full field, field goal? If we're at 64 yards right now? No, no, not at all. Maybe 70.

I wouldn't be shocked at some point just because these guys are so big and powerful. Yeah. They can already, from like the T, I bet guys can kick full-length field goals. I bet. I can kick like 55 yards. That's my top of my range. The longest one I ever did was in practice, and it took me like three or four times,

but I hit a 35-yard. And it was like I had done the greatest thing in the history of the world. I've never, I don't think I've ever kicked a football field goal, but back in high school, our soccer field was also the football field. So you would do soccer practice, but then when you're just kind of screwing around, you're kicking soccer balls at the field goal. It's because I came from soccer.

so they immediately were like all right yeah you can be running back but you know also or you're obviously all of the kicking right? I went well no I've never kicked a football in my life that's much different although I was really good at punting I'm a very good punter the end of Breckis says every once in a while you'll see him get from the up

like a punter will get it through the upright yeah so you can definitely guys and yeah like Big Merr said that the kick from Aubrey was good from like Savity look like but I mean I don't know because it was an preseason somebody tried it from that far.

I'm not sure in an regular... Jacksonville Jaguars hit a 70-yard field goal. Yeah, I'm not sure in a regular season game to be football nerd. You're risking, given the team the ball. A great field position. Right there. Already in field goal position for themselves if you miss that. So it has to be one where you're comfortably in the lead and you just want to try

and the other side coach is cool with you trying something asinine for trying to have a little fun during a game when you're getting your ass kicked. So I can see a coach being like, oh, I'm not letting you. You know? I didn't ask you how you felt the team, the S.U team played on Friday night. We kind of glossed over that game.

You liked it? I think they played well. That was a game that if you're going to do that, do that game one. Because not all that game against Tennessee, whereas the score, you know, whatever, Tennessee looks really good. Yeah. So if S.U had a little bit of momentum going into the Tennessee game,

I think it might have been a little bit different, but they looked really good. They had a couple guys, a couple local kids, make some catches. They went to CBA. So that was cool. What was his name, Gil? Made a sick touchdown. He went up and jumped over a guy and brought it back down and ran it in for a touchdown. That was right in front of us and it was wicked cool.

They have a shot against Clemson. Although poor Ricky Collins, man. Why? He comes in, finally. Ricky Collins, after Angelie struggles a little bit. They're like, we're going to see Ricky Collins. He immediately throws an interception. Aw, Ricky.

Might have been his second throw. Ricky. And even he said, though, he's like, I was nervous as hell. I get it. I'd be scared to death. That's terrifying. But, yep, it was fun. That was an interesting game.

It's the momentum you need to go into Clemson because then you beat Clemson, then it's Duke. and all of a sudden I think they should probably be Duke and all of a sudden you're looking at like 4 and 1 before you got to take on like SMU and stuff well speaking of athletics this is a runner in Florida now

she is the runner and I guess when you're a runner sometimes you need mid run snacks you got to like you know redo all your things so she gave her boyfriend a bunch of snacks to hold on to while she was running the marathon John. I can just picture myself.

Same. Be like, well, I can just have some of these fruit snacks. She's not going to need all. She's going to eat three pouches of fruit snacks. Yeah, he ate all the snacks. Oh.

What the fuck. What's the fuck. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I mean, dude, you got to come on.

You didn't know what those were for you. But like, what do you say? Sorry. There's nothing else. You could. I know. You go and watch up.

I know. I know. And I didn't even do that one. No. Sorry. Get us wherever you get your favorite podcast. Type in K Rock the show and download a quick version of this stupid show. Right to your ear holes every single day for free.

It's free. You got to give credit to people who think bank robberies are still going to be a thing. You're never going to get away with the bank robbery. Well, you don't. know that yet, my friend. The Dunning Kruger effect, you know what that is, right? The Dunning Kruger effect is when you are, someone

is so dumb, they think they're extremely smart. We're living in the Dunning Kruger times right now. Okay, I was going to say, I could... There's a lot of them. But the beginning of this study came from a guy who robbed a bank and he sprayed lemon juice all over his face

because he believed that the cameras wouldn't see his face because he had lemon juice. all over his face. And then scientists were like, why would someone so dumb think they're so smart? Hence, Dunning and Kruger, the two scientists that looked into it. Gotcha. Yeah, what, what, it was.

Did that guy ever say why he determined that lemon juice would alter the camera's abilities? No, but the only guess I could have is, like, lemon juice sometimes shows invisible link. So maybe that was like a thing in his head. I don't know. The Dying Kruger effect. All right, then. But this is a guy out in the San Francisco. area. He's a chef. He's a Bay Area chef.

Robbed three banks last week in the same day. Uh-oh. Not allowed to do that. That's the thing. They don't they don't let you just take the money out like that. Between banks and casinos, there's probably not more cameras anywhere else. Right? Like a bank has a million cameras, bro. You ain't getting away with this. No. So on September 10th, he robbed, I'll say allegedly, because this is obviously still in her investigation. Upon a ride. officers learned a male suspect

entered the business, passed a note to the employee demanding money. Do you want to go out on a date, circle one? Yes, no. And she circled maybe. Rodin maybe herself and circled it. She circled or? And he got mad. Will you be my homecoming date to the homecoming dance?

Or. The suspect fled that area. Investigators did not say how much you got away with. Later on that day, officers determined the suspect had robbed a city bank where he got away with $18,000. Yo, that's actually an okay amount. Usually you hear these things and are like,

and he got $3,000. And you're like, oh, good job, bud. You're going to... After the third robbery, they eventually caught up with him. He was booked into the San Francisco County Jail and was facing felony charges, multiple robberies. You see, though, like, you got away with it. Mm-hmm.

And you were out there. Yeah. Good for you. The first one you got away with for now. And then you got away with it again? Yeah. And you're like, hmm, I'm not going to leave. I'm going to attempt it again.

I think that over time, I don't think he would have gotten away with even the first one. No, but. They were all right back to back. There was no time to even look into them, really. The very least, after the second, get out of the country. You've got 20 grand right now or whatever total. Take a little and get out of here. And I think some people, because he was a successful chef, this guy that got caught.

What was his name? Not that you're going to live off of that, but. Valentino Luchin. was a famous Italian chef who worked in the Bay Area. I think some people just like the thrill. Yeah. He's probably like, all right, I'm not getting my rocks off chefing anymore. Maybe I need to rob some banks.

We'll put your hands up. Ah, I sneak him up. So, what you're saying is before he was a chef. Yeah? He's a chef. Yeah. But now, because, but now it's like he's the one that's cooked. 3.9.1065.

K. Rock. Oh, I've been medicating, fear not. Send Cody a few videos. I've also almost polished off that bottle from last whiskey Wednesday. That apple-flavored stuff. Oh, really? It's yummy.

Bird dog. That bird dog with the apple-flavored liquor wine and moonshine. I'm trying to understand what... I'm going to read you the article, and you can tell me if you understand how he did it. Okay. A man is facing charges in relation to accusations he tunneled into the residence above him in an apartment complex. What?

I guess there's a fireplace, so imagine you have an apartment. Okay. And there's a fireplace in your apartment. Okay. So obviously there's one chimney. Yeah. So the one above you, the fireplace is going to be right there. Yeah.

Ben Mays 46 climbed into, like, the wall. And just shimmied his way up. And shimmied up. And pop, hello. I don't know what the point is. Hi. Here, do I have the audience? I have, yeah, this is, here's the inspector talking about what they found.

I had a difficult time getting inside their house because it had been locked from the inside. They were able to make entry inside the premise and then noticed a hole in the wall by the fireplace. Subsequent further investigation by themselves, they noticed another hole leading to the basement suite. Subject to a police search warrant on the basement suite residence, we found a ladder and another hole leading from that residence. So he was trying to steal from the apartment, I guess? I guess, right? Yeah, he did a little reverse Santa. The idea...

He came up, the chimney to steal your stuff. The old reverse Santa. The idea that someone would go to such lengths to gain unauthorized act as to a person's home is not only alarming, but it also shatters the fundamental sense of safety we all deserve. I don't know what the plan was here, though.

He was arrested. He's in jail. Don't worry. Where do you think they were going to look first? Like, if I come home, my apartment's been robbed and there's a hole in my chimney, That hole goes down to a basement. I'm going to look down. Hey, you steal my stuff.

Did you steal? Yeah, thought so. Yeah, I did. No, that hole's always been there. No, it's like that. When I moved in, this hole was here. It's always been like that. That's why I can't have a fire.

Big hole. It's always been weird to me. I don't know. Sorry. Radio World. Hello? We will hand you off to the 90s at 9, dipping back to our favorite generation, the 90s.

The 1900s. The old. Oh, all the way back to the 19 aughts. So weird when he talks about his 90s. Back in the 1900s. Ew. Weird. So cringe.

Oh, my God, it's his birthday. Ugh. Gaming stream, we will be doing Chargers at Raiders. I am the home team. Cody is the Chargers. We'll play a little football. They're playing in Allegiance Stadium. Oh, is it?

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