The Show - CRUSH, CRUSH

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

The guys invent “SnowBall” which is just baseball in the snow. Sorry, but you didn’t get a secret Stranger Things episode. Who were some of your first TV/movie crushes? Bath & B...ody Works has to recall a candle too gross for customers. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Bessor! You wish.
Starting point is 00:00:44 You wish. Here's my pitch. Ha, it's funny that I said that. Baseball, but in the wintertime. Wintertime baseball. Like in the snow and stuff? Like in the snow. Because they just showed a baseball field covered in snow
Starting point is 00:00:59 and I go play a game on that now. It'd be funny to watch because it's impossible. We wouldn't even if it rained a little they used to make us. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're in the gym. We're in the gym. It's a whole new league, wintertime baseball. Outdoors in the snow.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Look at all the different sports and random crap they're coming up with anyway. Why not? Why not? I watch at least something in the snow like that. There's plenty of almost pro guys who had joined a wintertime league and run around out in the snow banks. I mean, and the name's right there. What?
Starting point is 00:01:34 Snowball. Tees just said wasteball, but I get it. Snowball is a better name for it. Yeah, yeah, sorry. We're going to play snowball. Snowball. And it doesn't need to be nine innings. It can be like six.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yeah, first to 10 or whatever. I don't know. There's rules that we can figure out. The problem would be like ground balls because they would just stop right in the snow. They wouldn't roll. But where is it? Right, where is it?
Starting point is 00:02:04 We're not going to change the color of the ball? We're going to leave it white. You can see that it went in there, but how far where you got to root around? Snowball. Then your hands cold as hell. Mm-hmm. You're digging around looking for it. Well, I'm rounding all the bases.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Aw, dude. You're trudging. My big snow boots on. Trudging like me yesterday through the snow out there. Really? Taking house out? That snow was, it was weird. It's not as deep, but it's...
Starting point is 00:02:30 Now it's wet. It's heavy and thick, and you go all the way in. It was like quicksand. My thighs and calves are on fire. Yeah. They're on fire. You put on your big dairy boots and go out there? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Yeah, it's like melting into the rain. Gotta wear those for snowball. Got to wear big dairy boots for. snowball. And like the uniforms would be like those old like 80s snow suits and everyone has a uniform that looks the same. I like that and can you sliding would be so fun? Well that's exactly what I was just going to ask about. Can say you're the base. Yeah. And right where I am, can there be like a little one of those little circle desks? So the person run into first once they get to a certain spot. They can grab the baseball. Dives on to them.
Starting point is 00:03:14 That and slides into first. All of this is patent pending. If you steal our idea, you owe us millions. Oh, sorry. And yeah, okay, some of you are saying the ball would be too hard to find in the snow. Yeah. That's part of it. That's part of it.
Starting point is 00:03:27 But all right, I would be willing to make a little bit bigger ball, maybe, like softball size that you can see easier than a baseball. Yeah, I have no problem of that. But that's part of the game. I'm rounding the bases while you're digging around looking for that damn thing. And now that, um, Tisha said the word snowman there's something there with a snowman building
Starting point is 00:03:49 like if you're in the outfield and you can build a snowman before your team gets three outs or something or while the round you know what I mean there's something with a snowman and then if you're at bat and you can hit the other team snowman it's an automatic 10 there's something there with a snowman
Starting point is 00:04:08 Katie says he uses the 11 inch yellow softball like the bigger one there you go okay those are hard to be to throw with my little hands. And you're going to be around on the base is so slow anyway. So, like, it's like, it's not a one-to-one comparison. While I'm digging around looking for the ball, you're still trying. And you're going to be in so much pain the next day after a game of snowball.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Oh, absolutely. It's going to be hurting, man. What is else to do in this snow? Can she like... Oh, she loves it. She can navigate, like she doesn't sink down in it or anything? What she does in some spots? She doesn't care.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Yeah. She bounds, dives in it, dives her face in. She... Dives are facing constantly. And every once in a while, and she just did the other day, she pops her head up with a freaking giant mole in her mouth. What? I'm like, how did you find it?
Starting point is 00:04:56 What are we doing? Yeah. And that's just dead? Well, I get it. I'm not letting her kill. You just get out of there? I pry and shake, and it drops. And, like, we're not killing a mole right now, as much as there are a hazard to some people.
Starting point is 00:05:10 This is out here that's... We're not out here hunting and gathering. Yeah, it's the forest. I'm not having you. You have mole blood all over you. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, everyone's a mile. Just, because she'll dive in there and dive in there and dive in there.
Starting point is 00:05:21 And it pops up and there's like, eh. I'm always impressed by dogs who, like, find things that none of us can see or smell or here. Right. They just know it's there. And they can poke around in the snow and come up with a mole. And it's not like she did that in Texas when she was a stray for a day or however long. No, there was no snow for her to bound around him. No, but no, that was a jughead specialty.
Starting point is 00:05:43 So I wasn't reliving that. That was his favorite in our yard, foals and moles. And then just beat the hell out until they die. He liked to snar from. And then Jughead would do the pounce. He would come up. And 75 pounds back down. And it was like, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:01 I have never seen Freddy take a life. Freddy, to my knowledge, has never taken a life of any little rodent out there. No? I don't think you would know what to do with it. They know. Like Boston Terriers were bred to chase rats. I bet he would destroy a ball. Yeah, I bet he'd destroy a mouse if he got a hold of him.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I don't know if he would know what to do. Like, he has that part of his brain. Like, that's the one fascinating thing about Boston Terriers. Is they're called Boston Terriers because they were bred for Boston factories. They were overrun with rats. They let these terrier run around and kill him. So he has that instinct in his head where I got to chase things and I got to get him. But I don't know if he would know what to do with a real one.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Well, he pretty quick once he stays with me and we go outside. It only takes like two trips outside before he is right there with Elsa like ready to hunt. Troutting around. So maybe he needs a leader. Yeah, maybe he needs a leader. What are we doing? Or kill it.
Starting point is 00:06:52 He needs someone to show him the way of the... He's like, oh, we can do this on here? The way of the hunt. Right. Get me my meat. Weigman's lights on the lake wrapping up this week. Of course, we'll tell you about the charity night on Monday. A couple days left.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Only a couple days left. Then we've got to put it all back in its bins. Put it all back in the attic. All right? Until next year. Although, again, I've laid them all out And I tried to take one down just to practice It doesn't fit in the box, so...
Starting point is 00:07:17 Everything's going to be taped. Everything's going to be taped shut. You guys crash Netflix. I told you there was not going to be a secret episode. Everybody thought there was going to be a secret stranger things yesterday. I started watching another episode yesterday. Halfway through it, definitely fell asleep. Good.
Starting point is 00:07:35 So we'll restart that. No, we're sleepy boys this week trying to get back on schedule. We'll restart that again. But no, everybody was calling it conformity gate. Stranger Things conformity gate. Even both of my kids were like, no, they're dropping a secret episode at 8 o'clock tonight. And I go, I didn't watch the finale, but I don't think there's more to do. I think they wrapped it.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I don't think they would do that. No. I don't think they would, without, you know, they would want the hype of coming in a week. Like the finale was a very big deal, and people watched it, and you buttoned everywhere. I'm not going to say you buttoned everything up, but you completed a bunch of storylines. They've done stuff. They're not going to throw another episode out. What?
Starting point is 00:08:16 I don't know. Last night about 8 o'clock, Netflix did go down because people kept reloading it, checking to see if there was a secret episode of stranger things. It's over. It's over. Secret episode did not drop. No. The imaginary theory still apparently caused Netflix to crash around the time some fans expected conformity gate to drop. about 8 p.m. last night.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Although that's got to be disappointing to really think that something's happening like that for your favorite thing. It doesn't. But you convinced yourself. Nobody had told you that. The Duffer brothers weren't like, we might not have a secret. I think even they were all. Those people are all like, no, there's not. There's no on another
Starting point is 00:08:56 episode. People on the internet are like, don't, but I know more. I know better. Yeah, they were like, wait for spinoffs. I know badder. Yeah, there's like a documentary coming out about the making of this season. I think on Monday that comes out There will definitely be spin-offs They're not going to let the Stranger Things franchise go away
Starting point is 00:09:13 No They'll be probably an animated series itself I don't know what they'll do but I don't know it'll be fun Going forward to see I mean it can't be Listen it can't be worse than The Game of Thrones stuff
Starting point is 00:09:27 I hated that Yeah dragons Butthole or whatever that It's the prequel crap they tried to do Yeah I never got in any Game of Thrones That was you The Game of Thrones was good. I mean, the crater was really into incest, but it was good other than a couple things, and then the ending was terrible.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yeah. And then the spin-off, I couldn't. Spinoff. That's a wrap. Sorry, everybody. Can't get any worse than that, no matter really what they do. Sorry, everybody. No new stranger things last night. Sorry to bum me out. Sorry. Done. It's all done. What about Julia Stiles from 10 Things 8 about you. Did you like her?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Nah, not as much. No, that movie she did, kind of. What movie? The one where she was like... A hardcore dancer. Oh, the, what was that? I can't remember it now. Was it Save the Last Dance?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Saved the Last Dance. Zap up? I don't mind. Something, I don't know. Either way, that, being like a 14-year-old and seeing that, I'm like, what? We're going through our... I'm going to be watching right now.
Starting point is 00:10:28 We're in chat right now going through our 90s, just girl crushes. And you ladies can give us your crushes as well. I'm sure there are several lesbian listeners who had their world rocked by several of the same ladies we're talking about I gave credit to Larissa Olanek aka Alex Max she was the first ballot for me I was in love with her big fan this all started with the step-by-step cast
Starting point is 00:10:53 because I loved all of them they were all just so good looking Suzanne Summers was a smoke show Stacy Keenan was my girl Angela Watson who played Karen Foster The Foster Girl, bro. Yes. Okay? Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:09 That was it. A lot of ladies in chat saying Jonathan Taylor Thomas was it for them. Oh, I mean. JTT. Yeah. Devin Sawa. You're awakening. Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Who's Devin Sawa? I don't remember him from that same era of all those movies. Was he in Huck Finn as well? Remember Devin Sawa? He was in Casper. He was in a couple things. What did you look like as a kid, Devin? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I see a lot. Yeah, he was a hunk. So Jonathan Brandis made you rest in peace. And Hansen was huge. Hanson was a big one for a lot of ladies out there. Yep. And some fellas. Alyssa Milano for Ken, good one.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Christina Applegate. I'm trying to think of any that you didn't name for me. But that, yeah, that was really, I mean, Pink Power Ranger. Pink Power Ranger was a good one. Pink Power Ranger. Clarissa from Clarissa explains it all was for me, man. A lot of Nickelodeon girls were for me. There was a couple of girls on all that that I had crushes on.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Yeah, yeah. A couple of cuties on that show. I'm trying to think of what else. Everyone's saying Topanga. I get Topanga. I'm trying to go more of that era of those type shows. Yeah. I'm just brain farting.
Starting point is 00:12:18 But yeah, yep, there we go. What? I'm trying to put together like my Mount Rushmore. Mm-hmm. And it's got Topanga. And there's the other one. Callie Koppowski. That's going up there.
Starting point is 00:12:28 That's going up there for me. I didn't, I mean, they were fine. Yeah. But none of that really appealed to me back then. I wasn't a huge, like, saved by the bell guy. I wasn't really either, but I liked her. Yeah. I mean, at least a turtle.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Jennifer Love Hugh. It's a great one. That is a good one. Who was the girl that did the Neutragina commercials? Because I liked her a lot, too. Somebody will know who I'm talking about. Crap. But she was all over those Neutragina commercials, and I had a crush on her, too.
Starting point is 00:13:00 A lot of you ladies are saying, Jared Leto. That was, I mean, yeah. Yep. That's how Jared Letto was still in Hollywood. Because everybody grew up watching Jared Leto on like, what, the one season? Yeah. Of my so-called life.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah, Rebecca Gayhart. Rebecca Gayheart, dude. That was a cutie. That was a big one. Textline Tatiana Ali was one coming in. Ooh, that could almost get up there on the Hall of Fame list. That's for sure. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I like the Maori sisters, T. Tamera Ma'i. sister, sister. She didn't do any TV, but Tyra Banks was huge for me. Oh, yeah. Good God, Tyber Banks. Yeah. Well, I mean, if we're getting off TV shows, I think that, like, my first awakening was EnVogue.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I mean, when I saw EnVogue and Salt and Papa on TV. But that's where you'd see these people. You'd see these and you go, oh, my God, I like that. Yeah. Yeah, Alicia Silverstone, specifically in that video with Liv Tyler. The Aerosmith video. The Aerosmith video and they're driving around. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Which is actually kind of creepy that they're probably like 16. Well, we were all that age. No, but for Steve to be like, they're like, let me put my daughter in this and they're like a real sexy. Who's Nadia Biorland, tax line says? I mean, look what that is. Oh, I don't know that one. Nadia B.
Starting point is 00:14:24 How do you spell that? I just like to say it out. Natia. Nottia. I want to see who that is. don't think so, Tim. Who is she? Days of our lives.
Starting point is 00:14:35 I can't spell. She was a soap actress. Really? Okay. Evil Angoria was a little after my time. I was grown up by the time that show came out. Yeah, I didn't know of her until, I don't know if she did stuff before, but until, uh, damn it.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Desperate Housewives. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot about you. You're not even talking about WWE girls. Trish Stratus, dude. Oh, was that a crush for you? I thought they were, they were hot, but they were old. But they were older.
Starting point is 00:15:01 But no, yeah, they were older. And they were, they were like wrestlers. So sometimes when I was younger, I hated them. You know what I mean? Because they were bad. Oh, that's right. I hate you. No, I was talking about I was in my teens and I liked the teen girls that were on TV, you know?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Yeah. That are all now in their 40s like we are. But if you want to talk wrestling girls, I mean, it's, the list is that list for the hoties in which. And then I started from. And then eventually, like the grunge era. took over and I started to get really hot for like Courtney Love and stuff. That's what I mean. Now that every wrestling chick has some type of goth angle or something.
Starting point is 00:15:40 That's what did it to you? Well, I mean, now that's like the last 10 years. It could be a list of mile long. Yeah. Showbro, Josh, Stacey Keenan from my two dads. We just talked about her because she was also on step by step. Yep. She was an icon back then, man.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Who was your 90s crush? You liked the MTV chicks too, right? Oh, Tab of the Soren. Yeah, I was in love with Tabba the Soren. Kennedy, although she's like crazy now, I think. I love Kennedy back then. Who else did that? Pretty much, what was her name?
Starting point is 00:16:10 Like that, the San Francisco episode, the San Francisco season of the real world, there was a couple girls on there, I crushes on too. Real world chicks. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, I can't remember any of their names, but that, I mean, that,
Starting point is 00:16:30 list is pretty long as well. Let me tell you who I had a crush on. Where is the cast of San Francisco Real World? Corey Murphy. Corey I had a crush on. Okay. Okay. And then what's her nuts now? Rachel, who's married to Sean Duffy? Like, I had a crush on her back then. I don't know. I don't know. Go without her. But Julie from the original season, Ben says. Okay. Okay. Who's Shannon Elizabeth?
Starting point is 00:16:54 I was older by then, but like the American Pie movies and stuff, Shannon Elizabeth was a big 90s crush. Man, she showed her hoodies. So that was pretty big for us when we were... It's a big deal. That age. It's a big deal. Yep. Katie says Ryder Strong was her crush or 90s crush?
Starting point is 00:17:08 I mean, yeah. That was everybody. So, I mean, the ladies loved them. That show put out a lot of teen heart drops, man. What show was that? Boy Meets World. Isn't Ryder Strong? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Isn't that show them? Mm-hmm. Doing that. And then when they got a little older, they had that other guy on there. And they all a girlfriend. They all had crushes on Mr. Feeney. You know. You know.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Who doesn't? Yasmin Bleath off the text line. That's a solid one. Good one. Yep. Yasmin, what are you up to, Yasmin Bleaf? She's 57 living in New York. Doing fine.
Starting point is 00:17:45 She's married to Paul Serito. Okay. Of the cheese empire, got you. Serena from MTV News. Good one. Oh, wow, yep. MTV News, yep, definitely. Freddy says China in the chat.
Starting point is 00:17:58 There you go. What was your 90s crush? It's Thursday, and you know what that means? Coco Puffs tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. Absolutely. I'll be a little late. We got hoops tonight, so I'll be rolling in late. Shooty hoops tonight.
Starting point is 00:18:15 At least I don't go to drive anywhere. It's a home game, thankfully. But you guys can tune in bright and early at 7 p.m. tonight. Twitch.tv. slash K-Rock C&Y. Coco Puffs is presented by East Coast Emeralds. Joe's buds and sweetgrass, two locations, Union Springs and Seneca Falls. Yeah, they're going to haunt stuff for holidays.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Oh my God. Out there, sweetgrass. Merch and stuff. Yeah, we got to make a run out there, I think. Do a little gambling, go visit sweetgrass. Yeah. Stock up. But Matthew McConaughey can't hang with whatever stuff you guys are smoking nowadays.
Starting point is 00:18:50 What? He was on Ted Danson's podcast yesterday. As we all strive to be. We strive. Someday we hope to be, yeah. Someday. And he was saying that he used to smoke. weed with Woody Harrelson, but he can't smoke the weed that's out now.
Starting point is 00:19:03 He doesn't know anybody named Woody Harrell. You don't know, Sloan Cattering. The do, the do stuff that does not agree with my constitution and my mental makeup. It goes the other way. Time speeds up for me. I've chipped front two three times falling out of a tree on a full moon. Wow. Swam some of that stuff Woody has.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I'm feeling like, Matt, you're putting yourself in that situation. Why are you climbing a tree? in a full moon. I keep falling out of this tree. Like, most people can just smoke and hang out and watch TV. Why are you climbing a tree every time you smoke? Right. I get real high.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I've never, well, no, no, no, no, no. What? I climbed, not like that. You did fall out of a tree, though. You did fall out of a tree. But, I mean, I mean, I'm not like out there getting high and climbing them really, nearly all the time. Like, I can understand that the newer stuff is definitely stronger than it used to be.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Yes. geniuses who home grow, you've figured out how to make it stronger. All these dispensaries have super strong stuff. Yeah. So if you're used to the old, you know. I have heard that a hundred times, though, from older people that are like, I can't hang with the new stuff. This stuff now.
Starting point is 00:20:14 It's crazy different. Yeah, even me, like, I know that there's certain strands, like, I don't do sativas because I get anxious. Yeah. But a nice indica calm me down. But also, like, I'll look at the percentages in some of these things, and it's like 96% THHC, and you're like, whoa. It's like, let me get all of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:36 But no, it's definitely stronger. My dad even used to say it. Really? Compared to the stuff that he used to grow. It's like, yeah, I used to grow good. Stop. Woo. Like, I don't know the numbers, but it used to be like 2% or 3% THC was a joint.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Yeah, you couldn't really. And you couldn't do, like, sciencey stuff. My dad used to grow it like a farmer. Yeah, you just put it outside and chew animals away and water it. water it and stuff. Yeah, and now, like, they're doing, like you said, science and stuff, crossbreeding, finding the way to, like, pH levels and get the turpines and all that stuff. It's a wild world.
Starting point is 00:21:08 No, it's nuts. No, I've never gone full moon and in a tree. You've never climbed a tree to a full moon. Okay. Sometimes he's like a full moon in a tree. Listen, I don't know what Woody Harrelson is smoking, but yeah, that's... But yeah, is that what he needs to get is, is he have his own strain? Woody?
Starting point is 00:21:24 Let me try some of that. That'd be pretty cool. tax line says average was like 7, 8% THC back in the day. Right. And now it's like 27% THC. Right. And I think that like sometimes to his point, you can get too high. Yeah, oh yeah. It is possible. I've never climbed a tree. But you can get like, all right, I don't want to move my body right now. And then you just don't move for a couple hours. You forget how to work the body. Yeah, you forget how to work the body.
Starting point is 00:21:52 And what does he say at the start of that? What does he... The new stuff does not agree with my constitution and my mental makeup. The constitution of mental makeup. It's constitution of his mental makeup. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:22:06 The new stuff does not agree with my constitution and my mental makeup. It goes the other way. Time speeds up for me. I've chipped front tooth three times falling out of a tree on a full moon. Wow. Swam some of that stuff what he has.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Like one time that's on you. Yep. Now when you're the second time. Okay, that's an accident. But three times, Matt. Hey, Woody, let me get up there, man. I'm telling you I can do it. I can do it, man. What was I think?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Oh, this isn't going to make any sense. In the movie Four Christmases. Okay? In the movie Four Christmases. One of the little boys, when he gets angry, he streaks. Okay. Because Katie Mixing is his mom in that movie.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Yes. And she's like, oh, when he gets upset, he's just got to go streak. And he climbs out the window and he gets naked and runs away. Like, it's a thing they're used to. I'm thinking of every time somebody sees Matt McConae start to smoke, they go, oh, he's going to climb that tree again. Oh, there he is. I knew it. Here he is. He's already on the third branch. All right. He's climbing that tree. He's going to chip his tooth again. We already know what's happening.
Starting point is 00:23:18 And a lot of these celebrities and stuff, they tend to be doing a little more than Jost. You think so? Sometimes. I'm not saying they do or Woody or Matt does, but, you know, but yeah, like sister says, they found him naked playing a bongos. He might dabble in other things. And everyone's brain chemistry is just different. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Sometimes you just can't do weed. I'm sorry. Some people you just can't because your brain can't compute with it or whatever it is. The synapses ain't firing or whatever you need. No. So when you do add that, You're climbing trees and falling out and chipping your tooth. At least it's not like everybody following them up after.
Starting point is 00:24:01 What do you mean? All the Hollywood stoners. He's got like Woody Harrison down there and be like trying to boost up Woody Nelson. That's good. That's good. Willie Nelson. Get up this tree, man. Get up this tree.
Starting point is 00:24:12 There he goes. Matt's climbing the tree again. Oh, well, they're all going to take a walk. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the availability. head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football. And this is a big game this weekend, Cody Mac.
Starting point is 00:24:50 What's everybody saying? The Jags are hot, but the bills are experienced. is the thing. Yeah, the bills have been consistent all year. The Jags, that's what wins these games in the Super Bowls are teams that get hot
Starting point is 00:25:04 at the right times. Like, that's what happens with the Eagles a couple years ago. That's what happened with the Texans this year, where they get, they've gotten hot, now they look good,
Starting point is 00:25:14 the Jags this year. It's going to be quite the handsome quarterback battle, Josh Allen versus Trevor Lawrence. I mean, a couple of fancy gents. But I don't know, I think it should be a real good game, although this local media, man, you got to be careful.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I know. It's tricky how you can talk about the team now. Well, you definitely don't start saying about how, yeah, but the real challenges start after this game and stuff. It's like, no, it doesn't. The real challenge starts when you go down there and the Jags throw 21 on you in the first quarter. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:49 That's a very real possibility. And then you got to, yes, Josh Allen, is used to having to win games all by himself, but you don't want that. They do better when he can find open-wide receivers and the run game is working. You got the leading rusher in the league. Like, hopefully they can get it to them. Bills at Jags, 1 o'clock game. Of course, all of that right here on your home for Buffalo Bills football.
Starting point is 00:26:14 K Rock. Yeah, I mean, all the games I want to see, but Sundays, all there, that's the day right there. It's that game. and then it's, I'm forgetting the middle one, but then it ends with Chargers and Patriots. You've got your rundown is Saturday as Rams at Panthers. Which that one is the only reason that Saturday's a little iffy,
Starting point is 00:26:34 but I mean, not much. Packers at Bears is your 8 o'clock. I'm prime. Sunday you got three games, bills at Jags, 49ers at Eagles. There we go, yeah. That might end up being the game of the weekend right there. Yeah. That's a real good game.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Are the 49ers good this year? I know the Eagles always are. Yep. And then Chargers at Patriots is your Sunday night. And then Monday night's Texans at Steelers. All of those should be good. Again, the only one that could possibly be a blowout would be the Rams and the Panthers. And you never know with the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:27:02 The teams getting hot. Playoffs. Well, listen, Cody, as I always say, the games don't matter. It's the friends we made along the way. It is what you say. And if everyone had fun. Did everybody have fun? Do we have fun?
Starting point is 00:27:17 Did we make friends? Did we learn a little bit about ourselves? Or about others. Did we learn a little bit about others? You will not find another rock radio morning show. Huh? That is just, I want you to make friends along the way. Did you have a good time?
Starting point is 00:27:35 I don't you have a good time with your friends? These guys. Do you have a good time with your friends? They get to go out. He's going for those who are not watching in Twitch. He has his comfy fleece mom to pullover right now or he's a cardigan. And he's sipping on his little cup. Yeah, you have some fun with your friends.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Did you have fun with your friends? Who cares if you want? I don't even care. Don't even tell me. I'm just glad to you're getting. Getting exercise. La la la. Josh and Trevor, I'm happy that you're out there getting exercise.
Starting point is 00:28:00 It's good. Did you bring the fruit snacks I brought for everybody for half time? Everybody gets a little cheese platter at the end and we all had fun. Little pepperoni cheese cup? You and I, we don't disagree on much, but we do disagree on food-scented candles. You like a food-scented candle. Depends on what it is, yeah? I don't.
Starting point is 00:28:17 I like nature-scented candles. I like apples. I like a pine. Apples of food, jackass. Oh, I guess you're a good. You're right. I guess you are right. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I know what you mean. I mean like apple orchard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you still rocking a sidebar question? Yeah. I'm still rocking a pine tree scent in my house. I have the... Even though Christmas is done, I still like it.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I have the balsam fur one going right now. Oh, good one. Before it was like a more of a Christmasy, piney, whatever. But now it's like when you're walking out in a snow cover forest. Yeah, that's a, now it's a winter. smell to me. That one and I have a good one that I thought was, I thought it was going to be hot chocolate because it was like a thing with like marshmallows, but it's like a cinnamon-y type something that's banging, but you would not like it. We had a like a cranberry cinnamon
Starting point is 00:29:08 clove one that was for Christmas times. Okay. Pretty good. Yeah, I got it. You got to have them be seasonal. That's the end of the sentence. Seasonal. Seasonal. You just got to be seasonal. Yeah, I agree. You can't. What do we have in here right now? What's our, I think right now it's the warm, it's the warm leather amber. Oh, that one is just generic and best my favorite. That's a fall through the winter one. Yeah. But there's the pine one over there.
Starting point is 00:29:35 There's the way too strong fall leaves one that is for, that one I call, that one's the drastic measures. I call that one drastic measures. Says the scent is poop. Poop is the scent in that studio. Well, that's, well, when it is, that's what drastic measures is for. Yeah, drastic measures. That fall one is, it's potent, too potent after like 10 seconds.
Starting point is 00:29:52 So I'm bringing this up because, Bath and Body Works had to discontinue a candle it just debuted because it was making people gag. Oh, no. What? So they released these. First of all, I didn't even know Bath and Body Works was still a store. Oh, God, yeah. Where is it?
Starting point is 00:30:07 It's in the mall and they make bank. It's just busy in there still? Michael Bath and Body is got to be. Mikey Bath? Yeah. It's over in that little area and it's two stores. Oh, yeah, because you'll shop there for your mom sometimes, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Yeah. And you got to have coupons. Oh my God Expensive. Yeah, you better has coupons. And even after that, it's still a little pricey. Like back in the 90s, that was a spot. And every girl you had a crush on smelled like Bath and Body Works spray.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Or they'd buy like that cucumber melon bath and bodyworks. Yeah, it's different now. Oh, they got a couple out in a mall. Oh, there's one in Fairbild. All right, then they're still doing great. But yeah, the one in the mall is connected to that candle store. Like, you'd get all your lotions and then you're like, did you guys knock down a wall?
Starting point is 00:30:49 So they released four of these candles last month. $26. For a candle. Yeah, you could smell. Um, don't. Perfect pairings. Coffee and donuts.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Okay. Okay. Again, I don't like, I like to smell of coffee. I don't like to drink coffee. So that might be okay with that one. I was to say, that might be right up your alley then. Popcorn and slushy. Mm.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I, like a movie theater smells. How that's supposed to be? Because popcorn, I like popcorn, but then, like, after, I don't mind if, like, you know, you make bacon and a, your house smells like bacon for a little while. But popcorn, I don't want to smell popcorn after for some reason. Oh, really? You don't like
Starting point is 00:31:29 that lingering smell? Not really, no. There's certain popcorn. If it's buttery, I like the smell of it, but yeah, I know what you're saying. So if it's that fake one, mixed with, like, I can see it being like cherry or something. You know what I mean? My brain said blue slushy, but I hear what you're saying. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:45 I don't know. I think movie theaters are they going for with that. Yeah. Chips and salsa. Yeah, people say that one was pretty ranked. That had a 1.5 star review. Salsa is a rough flavor. But the one they had to discontinue. Oh, it wasn't that?
Starting point is 00:32:00 It was not tips and salsa. I thought all of these they had to because they were all pretty. Pizza and ranch. Guys, I could have told you that was a bad idea. No. That's. Call your boys. I could have told you a pizza and ranch candle.
Starting point is 00:32:17 No, that sounds terrible. It has gone viral because people will go to the store to smell it and literally gag. It smells so bad. They say, my life flash before my eyes when they smelled it. Do I have audio of it?
Starting point is 00:32:31 Yeah, here we go. This is somebody sniffing it in the store. Yeah, already being discontinued. People were not fans of it. And I could have told you that. Although it was way too expensive and now I don't know where the hell it went. Walmart during Christmas time
Starting point is 00:32:50 was selling an ass ton of random bigger candles. And they had one that was Pillsbury, It smelled so good. I wanted it so bad, but not a chance. I'm not paying $15. Oh, yeah, I got it. Sister says, check out Kenzie Jonathan, local candle maker,
Starting point is 00:33:09 and you can make your own scent. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, wittywicks, you can make candle. I think over there, maybe. I don't know. I don't know if they do that, but there's a lot of great candle spots. I love just a good fragrance. I always have.
Starting point is 00:33:20 That'd be neat. Make your own scent. And you could get your, you can dial in your fire pit smell. That's the one scent that I got to figure out. I want like a wood stove smell. Or like a fire pit smell. Right, there you go. I don't even tell you what my mom got me for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:33:36 A candle it smells like a wood stove? No. Or a fire pit? A diffuser, but it's a diffuser that's shaped like a train. And you fill it with water and you put your oil in there to diffuse the scent. And then the smoke comes out of the train. Oh, that's wiki cool. I can bring it in here if you want.
Starting point is 00:33:51 That's really funny. We could have our choo-choo train diffuser. Mama got me a chutu-train diffuser. So over this break, though, you definitely set up your train then, right? What's that? Over break, you were... Bro, not even... Not only have I not set up the train.
Starting point is 00:34:06 I had a whole plan. We were gone for a week and a half. Every year you have this plan. And I was like, dude, clear the spot. Clean up the basement, make a spot for it. I didn't even do that. Nope. I'm so lazy, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:17 I'm telling you, figure out a way. We have room in here where it could... You could figure out a way to have a train we're running around this whole area the whole time, and that'd be hilarious. But here's what I'm noticing. about myself. Here's why I think this might be the year. It's not going to be the time.
Starting point is 00:34:34 11 months or like now. And I feel so bad saying this because show bro Joe, every year for Christmas gets me a little house to put with my train set because he believes in me. Yeah, no. Joe, you've given me what, three now? Two or three?
Starting point is 00:34:49 Joe gives me a little. Yeah, exactly. I was going to clear out the space for my train, but then I got high. I've learned about me. that I'm, I'm, I'm being overwhelmed with, like, worry thoughts
Starting point is 00:35:00 and, like, all the, like, the world is on fire and everything is terrifying. Yeah. So I need to find a distraction that's not looking at the internet. There's your train.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I think it's got to be the train. It's got to be. That's why I'm, I'm getting there. I'm getting close, you know? Not a chance. Getting close.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Not a chance. Griss, I've got an N-scale and an H-O-scale. Shut-off. The end scale is what I got building for. I got, come here. I got to punch you in the gut. Yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:35:26 give me, Give me your lunch money. You take a train show coming up, bud. Okay. Nguam? Nope. Nope. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:35 All right. You go out there, you meet Mel and. Mel and she drags her husband out there. Yeah, he likes it. No, I don't think he does. Cousin, you really want to come over there? Help me build my train set, Cousin Jays? I almost got you, but it was $50.
Starting point is 00:35:52 What? At a thrifty shopper over Christmas, before leading up to Christmas. was a train set, like a big ass box of a train set. But I was like $50 for a train set. And then I was like, no, don't get it for the 40-year-old to play within his basement. You know what actually? Let some kid that actually is going to want to play with a train set have it for Christmas. I have to run into this.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Now is the perfect time to show you another gift I got, but I have to get it from the other room. Okay. Go ahead. Here. Go ahead. Oh, let's see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Because it's the rest of this week we've got just all, you know, going normal style. And then Monday is the last day, January 12th. Yeah, that's it. All week. Then January 12th, the charity give back. Other than all the donations go to Operation Northern Comfort, Sunshine Horses, and Restore CNY. And then we huck all of them into the lake. Now, folks, I have to preface this by apologizing for what I'm about to do.
Starting point is 00:36:55 and I don't want you to be mad at my wife for gifting us these because I want you to love my wife like I love my wife. Yeah. My wife gifted us these. Okay. And I guess now is the time to show the audience. Let's start with mine. For those of you not watching,
Starting point is 00:37:22 she gifted me a sound machine of trains that the entire time I was on vacation I was just playing train sounds I would just walk through the house doing that Why not? When you get in your car I feel like you have to carry that around with you
Starting point is 00:37:44 You weren't left out You guys got me some other thing to make noises I know This is, I'm so sorry everybody I'm so sorry About what I'm about to hand this guy Okay, what is it? Yours isn't trains
Starting point is 00:38:02 I still don't even understand really what these are. I've never even seen these before. Yours isn't trains. Yours is just various sound effects. Oh my God. Susan, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's this one? Katie says I could never hate your wife. She's a saint,
Starting point is 00:38:30 but why would she do this to herself? Because she knew I'd bring them in here. Wait, wait, before you give the answer. Because, oh, Susan. You guys have no idea. I've had these since we got back on. It's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:38:47 And I was waiting for the time to give it to... Oh, I dropped. What do you got? What do you got? Oh, you dropped a glass? Oh, that's my bad. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:38:55 So those are some noise makers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to be standing here. What? Mel says that's your boner sound. It's Cocoa Puffs.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Oh. Seven o'clock on Twitch. You will be live. Oh, they liked it. The audience liked that. He will be live on Twitch tonight at 7 p.m. for the show, too dangerous for the radio. Children love it.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Presented by Joe's Bud's Sweetgrass and East Coast Emeralds tune in tonight. Seven o'clock. What, oh, wow, he's a rast. What were you saying that you're going to do something tonight? You have a thing tonight you're going to do? Oh, pardon me. Yeah, I found in my post-Christmas adventures. I found a couple things.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Maybe we could see if it works. Okay. Like as smoking devices? Maybe. We'll see. We'll see. Maybe it'll work. Maybe it won't.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Never know. This is just how you secure future business. This is just smart. Guy's a fortune teller. You've seen these fortune teller. We have them at the wine and chocolate. You go over and get your fortune red, your cards right or whatever. Fortune teller sitting there and he's doing the fortune and he goes, you're going to
Starting point is 00:40:21 lose something valuable. Oh, no. What is that? Put this right in my pocket. And then the fortune teller stole the woman's iPhone. Now that is just job security. You're going to lose something valuable. Yoink.
Starting point is 00:40:38 38-year-old fortune teller. That's not how that works. Told the woman he saw bad luck in her future and that she'd lose a valuable item. He said he could prevent it for an extra fee. She said, I'm not paying an extra fee for you to prevent it. Okay. We stole her phone. Well, I know.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Later that day. That's not how that works. She went back, accused him of stealing it. He denied it and claimed he's just really good at his job. No. I'm just really good at predicting things. Yeah, that's not it. It's you stealing a phone.
Starting point is 00:41:11 She called the cops. They went through his stuff and they did find the phone and his belongings. Yeah, you're really good at being a thief. Yeah. I'm really good at predicting things that I'm about to do. And you know he saw the phone like there. He's like, you're going to lose something valuable. He was doing the shifty eyes at.
Starting point is 00:41:27 About $1,000 worth of something. And why did she set her phone so close to a, like, you know what I mean? That'd just be like, let me just put this way away from me here. If you can't trust fortune tellers, who can you trust? You know what I'm saying? I never thought of it that way. 7 o'clock. Tonight on Twitch, Cody will go live, the show too dangerous for the federal communications
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Starting point is 00:42:35 Hey-oh. I'm, uh, I, as someone who is, would you get brain freeze, bud? Yeah. What'd you do? You got a little brain freeze? Thank you, Scott. I don't do that. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Was it ice water? What is it? Yeah. He gave himself a brain freeze for those of you just listening. Oh, that's like the, I like to pick on the people who do what I'm about to do. So I recognize the irony. Whereas everyone on the internet's always like, back in my day, this is how it used to be. Like, with all the snow, everybody was always like, back in my, this is a normal winter.
Starting point is 00:43:05 It's like, where are you from? The Appalachian Mountains from the 30s? Data shows this is a considerably worse winter than most. But, again, in the last six years or so, you just said the key word. What? Data. Yeah, data. That don't make no difference is what that's a stand for.
Starting point is 00:43:24 As Mark Twain said, there's no amount of evidence. to convince an idiot. And that's just true. You can have all the data you want. Yeah. But I also recognize that things were a little different back in the day. Because I saw this post inspired kind of a conversation online. And it does make me feel old that, like, people on social media are saying,
Starting point is 00:43:47 did parents back in the 80s and 90s really allow their kids to roam freely? Or is that just a portrayal scene in movies? No, we really were. just out wandering around. Like current generation youth don't understand that. Yeah. And it created a whole conversation on Reddit of, well, what was the things back in the 90s that if it happened today, you'd be shocked by it.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Like you couldn't believe it. I'll give you an example. Smoking in restaurants. Yeah. If you walked into a restaurant now and somebody was like a table of people were smoking, your mind would be blown. Yeah. But back then, you walked into a Wendy's and they were smoking.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Especially with how they thought they, could keep it away. You're 10 feet away from me. Obviously, that's the smoking section. They're in the back of the building. Yeah. Oh, okay. Then we're all fine. Yeah. They got a... Shout out to, like, the casinos, though, like, Turning Stone
Starting point is 00:44:41 that has a legit smoking section. You can't even tell. You can't even tell. You get one of those machines installed that sucks everything out. Mm-hmm. You're good to go, bro. Joe smoked at a Waffle House in South Carolina. There are still states you can smoke indoors, right? Yeah, manly ones. God damn right.
Starting point is 00:44:59 God damn right. None of your blue lip states. You can't. Woke bastard states where you can't smoke while I'm eating my sausages. So here's a bunch of things that were seemingly, like, to Mel's point, we were feral back in the 80s and 90s.
Starting point is 00:45:15 We just got on a bike and left. Here's some other things that were strange from that time period. Showing up at someone's house unannounced to just hang out. Yeah. I mean, sometimes. Could never do that nowadays.
Starting point is 00:45:27 No, God, no. But sometimes, though, like, somebody's sister or something is on the phone or something, and you couldn't get through. So, I just don't know what I mean? My neighbor John would never call my house. He would just walk over and knock on the door. He just go. Hey, what's up?
Starting point is 00:45:43 Although, I will say this, though. Most people never, like, we all, like, our parents and stuff knew basically where we were. It wasn't like we'd, like, sneak out of the house and be gone for days. No, it wasn't like stranger things where these kids have been missing for days. Right, no, it was just a, I'm going to so-and-so. Okay. If you go anywhere else, let me know, and then, you know. You knew the general area.
Starting point is 00:46:09 But then, once you are out, then, I mean, you were free range. Yeah. Don't die. And no, you couldn't find us. You couldn't get in touch with us. No, you couldn't track us on Life 360. You had to do the mom move. What?
Starting point is 00:46:24 You kind of drive that area. You look around? And then if up there, they are. There's his bike. All of our moms, numerous times, they would just show up to kind of the area and be like, okay, can you come out? All right, bye.
Starting point is 00:46:36 And then one of the moms would drive away, and then the person whose mama was, you'd have to bike your ass on home. We weren't this, like this was more 70s and 80s, but it was more common to have no idea where your kids are. Like they would run those PSAs. It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?
Starting point is 00:46:52 Yeah, because our parents would forget about us. Yeah. Mooning was more socially acceptable than it is now. Which is a bummer. Cody and I still moon each other. We try, yeah, but it used to be... We used to be... Yeah, it used to be way more of a thing.
Starting point is 00:47:05 There used to be a guy that would suction cups on his hands, Seymour butts, that you would stick to your windshield with a little squeeze ball. And you would just moon people on the road. All day. All day every day. Point, there's his fanny. No. Seymour butts.
Starting point is 00:47:21 That's probably been ruined because now it's... front stuff, dude just wagging their front stuff at people instead. Somebody's always got to take it too far. Yep, they ruined it. I don't know if my mom ever did this. This is things that are seemingly crazy now, but just a couple of generations ago, we're very common. Leaving your kids in the car while you went grocery shopping.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Did Tam Tam ever do that? Sometimes, because it didn't want to go in there. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't want to go in the stupid store. Sometimes, yeah, you stayed your ass in the car because you didn't want to. Yeah. But for a lot of times, you know, went in. But yeah, there's some.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I want to look around. I'm going to get a toy. Right? Can I get a toy? But that's why you had to just stay in the car. Yeah, just stay, no. You're not stay in the car. Yeah, you got, but it wasn't like, all right, it's 90 degrees.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Mm-hmm. You know, you're staying in the car. Yeah, it was normal. Yeah, it was normal. Carissa says, can you imagine going over to a friend's house unannounced now? No one would know what to do. The kid would show up, be uncomfortable. They wouldn't know.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Yeah, unannounced would be a thing. But kids now are always connected, meaning my kids are always on the phone with you. each other. Right. They're always on with their friends, always communicating. But it would be very inconvenient if a random, like, 16 year old just showed up at your house. Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do. Very inconvenient. Why is this
Starting point is 00:48:36 my response? Anyway, Ken says, there would be times when my mom would be like, who is this kid in my house? And then go back to watching her soaps. Who is this? Is it a friend? Yeah. All right. Yep. No, there was always somebody somewhere. Other things that seem crazy now compared to our, back in our youth,
Starting point is 00:48:56 being babysat by like an 11-year-old. You're five, this 11-year-old is clearly responsible enough to know how to take care of you. That I didn't have because I was the older one. So I went to like yaks and after-school stuff. Like I couldn't just be home all day every day. Yeah, that's one thing too. like, there's still latchkey kids, right? Like, you and I were latchkey kids.
Starting point is 00:49:22 There's still latchkey kids that just come home and their parents aren't there yet. Right. That didn't out date. No, but yeah, it was always weird when you hear that. It's like, yeah, who cares? You mean, I got to come home and do whatever I wanted?
Starting point is 00:49:33 Yeah. Oh, no. Make whatever food I want, watch whatever show I want. Right? Oh, no. But then did you, like, when you were home, were you expected to be, like, cleaning or doing homework or something or was... Well, I mean, if you wanted to go do anything,
Starting point is 00:49:47 you had to, like, do your chores. first. We better make sure the dishes are done and stuff like that. But yeah, you can't just leave without doing that stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Because sometimes like you weren't allowed to put the TV on until your homework was done so like you would you'd sneak some TV but then like if you hear your parents come home
Starting point is 00:50:03 you change your channel a couple of times so they can't last previous channel and see where you're watching. I was watching them TV you want what are you talking about? What are some of those
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Starting point is 00:50:43 And I'll pick people at random to go to that show coming up on Sunday. Yeah. Anybody have an alcohol for breakfast or what? Dr. Oz says don't have alcohol for breakfast, Cody. Yeah. I mean, that's not... Oh, so I can't have moses?
Starting point is 00:51:02 Oh, well, that's... That's like you're having food and stuff, too. He's probably... He probably means, like, don't spin around and crack open a Budweiser first thing. Oh, I thought you partied, my bad. Well, unless you're partying. Because a whole bunch of, like, data came out. Not that I believe a thing Dr. Oz says, but he, more care.
Starting point is 00:51:21 But he, uh, the, the American Heart Association. Yeah. Was like, hey, maybe a little light drinking would be good for you. So that's all I'm going to focus on now is what they said is a little light drinking. Yeah, there you go. You're fine. So he was commenting on how like the data may be different now. Alcohol is a social lubricant.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Yeah, it brings people together. In the best case scenario, I don't think you should drink alcohol. But it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize. and there's probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends in a safe way. If you look at the blue zones, for example, around the world where people live the longest. Alcohol is sometimes part of their diet.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Hell yeah. Small amounts, but the implication is don't have it for breakfast. There should be something done a small amount with hopefully some kind of an event that may have alcohol at it. But they general move away from two glasses of men, one glass to win. There was never really good data, the support that quantity of alcohol consumption. I'm just going to listen to the part
Starting point is 00:52:15 where you say the blue areas or people live longest. They have alcohol in their diet because your boy likes a little sippy see-up. Right. All right. Thanks, Dr. I know. Head back to your segment on Oprah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Or whatever he does. I mean, he's just, he's in the White House now. It's all he kind of does. They all are. And we all have alcohol for breakfast from time to time. Maybe a little mouthwash? Oh, no. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:52:35 If you ever accidentally swallowed some mouthwash? No. That makes your stomach hurt. No. That's the worst. Splashing around in there. Listen, don't cancel my mimosa party. Coming up at the end of this month, the Wildcat Sports Pub.
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Starting point is 00:53:01 Whatever one works out for you. But, of course, you can check out the information right now at C.N.Y. BarooFast. Dot com, Cody. That's an internet thing. That's the, that's the worldwide web. That's the web. I've been there.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I've been there. It's crazy. keyboard day. What is it? Yeah, World Typing Day today. So you can type it in. Okay. See my Brewfest.com. Okay. One of the longest words that can be spelled using just the top row of the keyboard is, look at it. Think old-timey typing machine. Quarty. No. Typewriter. You can type out typewriter using just the top row of your keyboard.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Oh, son of a bitch. Yeah, Zippy got it. Cousin-J got it. Also, stewardess. Stourdes? Stewardesses is one of the longest. You can type with just your left hand. All, I see how that works.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Did you have to take a typing glass in school? Yeah, I can kind of do it. I'm a terrible typeer. We didn't have any kind of... But I don't do the... Keep my hands. You have to have ASD... A-S-D-F and then L...
Starting point is 00:54:18 Is it that? I can't remember where they used to make your... hands be but I can still do it but I have to start was it like part of computer lab and stuff oh I missed it yeah did that and you just had computer class I had computer class but I never I never like had a typing test or anything like that
Starting point is 00:54:34 it was another one of those things while they were like you gotta make sure that if you're on you need to know how to look up and type out the same type like not everybody's gonna be a court stenographer No. It's not needed at all. I can very much do this and type out anything I want while still talking to you and it doesn't matter. Just in it.
Starting point is 00:54:58 See, look, you did butts. Look at you. That's impressive because one thing about me, I've been a heavy computer user for like 30 years. Yeah. 35 years maybe. And I still have to look at the keyboard to type. I'm just, it never clicked in my brain for some reason. Yeah. No, I can't do it as well. But it was one of those weird things where, they were like, yeah, you got to make sure you can do that. And it's like, and someone, like, once you get to a certain, like, when we were growing up, did they think once we got older,
Starting point is 00:55:29 they rip out your eyes and take any calculator you've ever known and burn it? Yeah, I think they do. Yeah. They have a calculator hit, and you ain't going to be able to just look down at your keyboard. But it is one of those interesting skills that I wish I had because I don't think it matters now. You make you faster. Because it makes you faster.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Like, there was a period of the internet. mid-90s to like 2015, where that was impressive. You could type really fast. But now you've got AI that can dictate everything. You're going to say words and it becomes... And it's just taxed. It's one of those jobs where you don't need to type. Unless you need to type...
Starting point is 00:56:05 Mm-hmm. A hundred words a minute or whatever, then you don't need to type 100 words. Are there jobs that still need that? Like, you need to be a great typist? I bet. I bet. Like, court stenographer might be probably... But they have that whole special keyboard.
Starting point is 00:56:19 He does say theirs is a lot different, but you still probably have to be pretty good at that. I mean, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Fuzz is right. We were supposed to be offered drugs every day. Right? And that doesn't happen. We're in a shirt.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Where is that? I got more shirts offered to me than drugs. Exactly right. The only country whose whole name can be typed out on one row of the keyboard is Peru. See, P.E.R.U. The only U.S. state that can be typed. typed out on one row is, can you guess? Let's see, I'm looking on here, T-8, nope, there's Texas, no.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Alaska. Well, no, I wouldn't have gotten that. Tax line says typing fast makes me so much more efficient at my job, lots of input in the computer. Yeah, there are jobs where I think it does matter. You being a speedy typist, textline, typing club.com, you can learn typing for free. There you go. That is one of the things that I think will be taken over by AI. I don't think we're going to need to know how to type for much longer.
Starting point is 00:57:24 We're going to say words out loud. Well, look at after we had that one meeting where all of a sudden we all got the emails of it summed up. What? Oh, like how we have like, yeah, we'll have like Zoom calls. And then like an AI bot sends us an entire transcript of the entire thing. Here's everything that was happening to summed up. And we're like, oh, that was very accurate. Yeah, people who work in 911 say they have to type 40 words per minute.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Smoke eater when I started at 911, we had to type 40 words per minute. Gris says a 911 dispatcher asks to type fast too. Yeah, so you got to know it. Ners. Nets knowing your computers with like the back of your hands. Brianna said I had to use it, Boses. I went from 45 words per minute to like 75 words per minute. So there's jobs.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah. It is impressive if you can type. I'm always impressed by that. It's definitely a skill. Thanks, Ma's fingers move fast. Wow. Got them. Got a couple of days left.
Starting point is 00:58:18 to get over to Wegman's lights on the lake tonight through the end of the week. And then Sunday is a wrap. Monday will be charity nights, five bucks. And then we pack it all back up in its bins and it goes into the attic. And hopefully it's not damp. And then because when we open it up, we have all sorts of like molders soft on it. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:58:39 So they're studying what they're calling funeral giggles, meaning laughing at inappropriate times and why the body does that? Yeah. Do you find yourself doing that? Absolutely. Can you think of an example of when you did a laugh? I can't think of one.
Starting point is 00:58:55 I can't. I just know that I mean, I find a lot of things funny, even if you don't mean to, just sometimes what's funny is that awkward silence. And in my head, I'm like, I don't know. It's so quiet.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Right. And you can't help it, but laugh, but it's hard. Yeah, because there's a whole show going on, I think, in probably both of our brains at all times. And I want to say, the things, but I'll think the things.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Yeah. Like a funeral, like even my grandma's funeral, we'll laugh because it's, people are funny and silly and it was, right? Not somber. Yeah, you're just talking. They say nearly everyone has experienced it, experienced it, that terrible moment when laughter threatens to erupt at precisely the wrong time. Perhaps during a funeral or a tense meeting or while a friend is confiding something
Starting point is 00:59:42 serious. I think people might, even during, like, sex will start to laugh. You better not allow it. You're laughing at it. Why? Brianna says, I used to do that when my kids would get their shots when they were little. I must have looked like a psychopath to the doctor.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I have no idea why I would just do it while my kids were obviously crying. It's your body's reaction. Yeah. It's just like, I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes you see something and the body doesn't know how to take it. Mm-hmm. Researchers at the University of Göttenberg
Starting point is 01:00:22 recruited participants First strategy was to kind of suppress these laughs as they were happening They find that Like how crying is kind of just a response Laughing is a response I have like uncomfortable laughing sometimes When people are saying things
Starting point is 01:00:40 That maybe make me uncomfortable I'll laugh at out Yeah it's just a kind of reaction to being uncomfortable They're calling at the funeral giggles Also, they notice if somebody else starts laughing, then you're going to start laughing because it's inappropriate to be laughing right now. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:55 The instinctive strategy most people use is to try to suppress their facial expressions, but that makes it worse because you're like, oh my God, I'm going to start laughing, I'm going to start laughing. They say distraction is an approach, so I don't know. Just anything else. Fighter jets, fighter jets, fighter jets. Right, anything baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, looking up at the corner, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Math, math, math, math. Yeah, Susan, that reminds me of the Mary Tyler Moore show When she lost it at the funeral for The Clown. I didn't ever watch Mary Tyler Moore? This is a clip of it though. It's funny that she said that. This is a funeral. A man has died.
Starting point is 01:01:31 We came here to show respect, not to laugh. I'm sorry, Mayor. No more jokes. Jockels the clown brought pleasure to millions. Remember how when his arch rival, Signor Caboom, hit him with a giant cucumber and knocked him down. The Fee-5-4 would always pick himself up. That is funny.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Dust himself off and say, I hurt my food for. The involuntary nature of laughter combined with its social contagiousness and the limitations of our own control strategies mean that sometimes, despite our best efforts, the giggles win. The funeral giggles, if you will. I mean, that's funny. Sometimes things are funny Or I'm trying to think of
Starting point is 01:02:20 When people are like explaining serious things Sometimes you have to try to If Because sometimes it'll relate to Like you know The shows we watch or something So someone will be trying to explain like Yeah
Starting point is 01:02:32 They had like a dead body And we had to get We'll pick out the casket And then I start thinking cough and flop Yeah That's our problem Is our brain is just full of references Man
Starting point is 01:02:45 Right So sometimes it's a rocket it's a reference that'll get you and you don't mean to while they're explaining. Body after body falling out of Ishwood and hitting pavements. I didn't do you. I didn't do.
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Starting point is 01:04:04 room making fun of it because he's like, this is going to challenge the inner me. That's everything I thought I knew about myself. It's about to be shown in a real light that is Will Smith's darkest corners of my mind. And I'm like, shut up. Why did he need to do this? I don't know. It's been so annoying. bro, relax a little bit, Will Smith.
Starting point is 01:04:25 If you haven't seen it, he's going to, like, I guess, all of the continents or something and, like, doing adventures. He says in the commercial, he's been traveling for a year. So, like, you wanted to get away from Jada for a year? Is that why you did this? Well, and he's got to do something after that absolutely failed attempt at trying to be a rapper again. Oh, yeah, I felt bad for DJ Jazzy Jeff getting pulled back into that.
Starting point is 01:04:47 I assume Jazzy Jeff probably sent him a text after. It was like, well, let me just, I'll do this DJ stuff here. We don't have to be anymore. I mean, I bet Jeff will take the paycheck. Like, if they're playing Wembley Stadium, but he was... And I'm saying that as one of, like, Will Smith was one of my, like, first favorite musicians. Right. So to hear him now, I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:05:08 Well, he did it to himself. Yeah, I know. I know. The whole slapping thing was embarrassing. The whole yelling out was embarrassing. The whole rap thing was embarrassing. He's done nothing but be embarrassing for a couple of years. Like, he's like Jada's cuck or something now.
Starting point is 01:05:21 It was just weird. Like, you were, like, like, possibly the best actor in the world for a while. And it's just for no reason other than your own weird actions. It drops on the 13th. So here in a few days on Disney Hulu National Geographic, I don't. If he would just be Will Smith in it,
Starting point is 01:05:38 maybe it'd be all right. But I bet he's going to be like, when I first started this trip, I never thought it would be like this. Well, it's all Hollywood actors. Digit? You know, he's been surrounded by Yes Men for 25, 30 years now, even longer actually.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Where he thinks he's like an explore adventurer now. You know what I mean? And he takes himself very seriously, I bet. Like he's like, I am basically bear gross. You are right. It's a bummer to me how far he's fallen, man. Yeah, because I was a Will Smith stand, as they say. I really loved his movies.
Starting point is 01:06:10 He made great movies. It's just, other stuff, man. It's like, oh, bro, come on. Pole to Pole with Will Smith documentary coming out. On the 13th, I've been seeing the promos for it. I don't know what the deal is. I guess you just go and make documentaries about yourself going on traveling trips. Because that's, you know, I mean, what is more, more entertaining than watching rich people pay for things?
Starting point is 01:06:36 I know, right? Great, yeah. Great. You could afford to go country to country and mooch along with people that actually know what they're doing and get in their way. Angie says in chat, he's trying to stay irrelevant. It's sad. What's ironic is if he had just done nothing, He'd be more relevant now than if he tried doing the rap,
Starting point is 01:06:56 then he tries the rap comeback. He does this thing. If he just been Will Smith and you haven't heard from him in a few years? And then you're like, oh, Will Smith is doing a movie again? Yeah, that'd be cool. But, no. Shot himself on the foot, I think, you know? Yeah.
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