The Show - DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

So it looks like Jericho is back… at AEW? We had absolutely no survival instant when riding the bus. We sent four people in to space & if you start to think about it, it’s terrifying. A Beer Thursday with Branching Out? And so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Oh, the hoi-hoi. That seems...

The Simpsons was on the other day. Well, all the fun. Oh, hi, hey. Yeah, the origins. Mm-hmm. Yeah, FX is showing all the, they've been showing a bunch of, like, they're still on, like, I don't know, 90s 8 right now. They just been showing the really old ones.

So it's like, all right, even the mid, late 90s are still okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny that you say that because I was just, I was watching. So, all right, let me frame all this. I'm getting here because. Conan O'Brien wrote a bunch of those Simpsons episodes before he got a show. He was the ones that were referencing. The good ones.

And now Conan O'Brien is trying to catch up to the Danhausen pop. Because I told you, Danhausen has modeled his gimmick after Conan and the Simpsons and all that. Like, I guess Danhaus wore Homer's Moomoo and one of a man. In the hat. In the hat? Yes, he did. So, during the pandemic, fourth wall

Donovan Danhausen was on an episode of Conan O'Brien needs a friend That's when like a fan gets to be on Conan's show Yep So Donovan was on Conan O'Brien Needs a friend but Donovan didn't put the makeup on

Because he was afraid If like they went to him And he had makeup on they'd be like Ah get out of here Yeah So he was just this fan named Donovan Just a guy And he was taught

This was four or five years ago When he's talking to Conan And Conan's like So what are you doing? He's like oh a wrestler and you're a big inspiration and here's my paint like all that stuff it was four or five years ago nobody knew who dan has it was but now conan's realizing oh my god we had like the biggest guy on right look before anything happened he was a star back then so now he's like reposting all the dan

housing clips yep speaking of wrestling are you as disappointed as i am about that last night oh i i don't i just don't understand what what's going on unless it's an angeles because his contract, I thought, was end of March or something with them. If you didn't, I mean, it's not really a spoiler, but Jericho showed up at AEW last night and just said I'm home, which I don't know. He doesn't just do things. I wouldn't be surprised. I thought someone was going to come out beat his ass and they wrote him off TV. Yeah?

But I don't know what they're doing because he looks like he got in. I don't know what that disappoints me. Because I don't know. I kind of wanted to see him do on one final run in WWE, but... Yeah. I mean, he can do a final run

in AEW, I guess. I mean, he looks like he found the Wagovi weights. Yeah. It's like, it's AEW to me just kind of feels like a, like a... Like you said I'm here before. They keep collecting talent, but don't know what to do with it.

Yeah, they just... So he's just going to be wasted there. They grab them until... They grab them so WW can't have them. And then do nothing with them. And he got up pop and everything because he hasn't been out in a while. But, like, that's what he should have done there a while ago. Like, I thought he wore out his welcome by doing, like, three different gimmicks all the way to their end.

He had a bunch of different stables and angles. And, but you know what, though? I guess. I don't know. Yeah. As long as I get to watch him wrestle as Jericho. We thought he was going to get fed to Gunther, too. Like we figured he'd be like he'd get his,

Gunther's the legend killer, let him go out there and retire him. No, I don't know. I just did not expect that last night. He could still very much have another, you know, just like a last little WWE run because he will be inducted into the WWE Hall fame. Sure, sure, sure.

There's, we will see Jericho in the WWE in some capacity at some point, just not like that. Yeah. Right now. Well, you seem with the Rome Capital Theater tomorrow night with his kiss cover band, too, I guess, you know? Right. So he's going to be in town.

I just, if you had said to me that that was an option, I would, okay, I was, number one option is he doesn't come back to wrestling at all. That's what I thought. Maybe he just doesn't do anything. But then after we talked to him, I was like, maybe he does this WWE thing. Yeah. I would have never thought he just goes back to AEW. That was a swing and a miss for me.

No, I thought maybe he is the, because again, the Monday Night Raw after WrestleMania is the biggest Monday Night Raw of the year. It's like kicking off the new season. I thought he would show up. on that and do some stuff or whatnot or I don't know but this is also fine I also now wonder if part of me

because there are a lot of guys are friends now I wonder if because Jericho again is a huge showman yeah above and beyond everything else he's a showman yeah I wonder if he maybe he reached out to his buddies like punk and Rollins who maybe got it okay with Triple H because you know

it's their boys drop those Jericho lines Oh like just to get people hyped up Drop those Jericho lines Yeah I can see that too Drop the learning tree Because that still makes no sense It makes no sense

Those three things have never been ordered to WWE, the inner circle The learning tree And the one I keep forgetting about Yeah why would they do that? Yeah I don't know Text line says word is Jericho's

contract froze in 2025 When he went on tour with his band So he might owe more time And Tony Con is huge with that stuff. And you've got to fulfill your date. He will make you stay there. Like, if you were injured and took four months off,

well, you're going to do four months on. I don't care if your contract is up. Because they have a lot of smart lawyers to do their contracts. Like with, with, like, TNA, TNA plays nice with WW. But AEW doesn't play nice with that. No, not anymore. So it's like this isn't going to beat the air? I mean, no, yes, but no.

Yeah. But no. Not in the way you're thinking, no. So I, very interesting. Maybe it's maybe a little further down the road They bring Jericho Maybe he's doing the I'm home thing at AEW To make a bigger pop when he goes to WWE

I don't know Well there's still time because if he wasn't going to be on WrestleMania Yeah Then maybe there's no point So why not build an angle For your last however at AEW Because their huge show

Where they're gonna You know the All In and all that stuff They still have their big stuff Yeah Get on those do those, finish up, come back in time next. Yeah. Royal Rumble WrestleMania season.

You can still have all that Jericho stuff because it's not like he's going to do, even though he should have retired probably a couple years ago. Yeah, I know. He's still going to go probably a couple more years. All right. Well, we are here. We are live less than 24 hours away from our first diner tour stop. Tomorrow morning we'll be up in a swagger.

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What is this season? No, this is awful. It's awful. This is what throws us for a loop and then all of a sudden... What weather is this? Because watch, all of a sudden, there's just going to be that week that pops up and it'll just be straight 80s. Yeah. What?

What do you mean? 80s? But it is. It'll just happen. and a couple weeks out of nowhere, because that's what we get now. Because it was what? Monday, like this week has felt like the longest week. Yes, it really has.

It's very weird. Because Monday and Tuesday was warm, right? I don't even remember anymore. No. I don't know what days are anymore. I was thinking that yesterday, that this was a very, been a very long week already.

It's weird. It feels like we've done so much. Yep. All right. High of 52 today. Right. Then high of 73 tomorrow. Yep.

70 Saturday. Yep. 62 Sunday. Yep. 38 Monday, 37 Tuesday, 47 Wednesday, 56 Thursday, 56 Friday, 76 Friday, 74 Saturday. Hey, yo. What do you want from us? Say what, say what.

What do you want from, is it winter, spring, or summer, or fall? Right. It's right now, it's an emotional teen. I've said it for a while. It's not mother nature. We've been way wrong. It's anxious teens. It's anxy teen.

That's who controls the weather. I don't know. Here, here's your summer. I have a couple days of warm weather. No, we didn't want summer. It's spring, just a little spring. Oh, my God. Here, here's spring.

Hey, Bod. Monday. On Monday. Hey, Bob. Yeah, Bod. We forgot spring. Did you know today we just... Every day?

Monday and Tuesday, I was sneezing my ass off because of pollen. Yes, it was warmer. Yep, because I remember that now. I remember I said I had the windows open, but I was sneezing like crazy because whatever was flying around. Oh. I can't imagine those of you who are suffering from like migraines and pressure sinus headaches and all that. Yeah, it gets me in the throat overnight. You gets them in the throat.

Isolate that audio. That's if I, in this time of year when I leave the window open, when I wake up, oh, man. Sore throat season. It's like, uh-oh. And there's a part on my walk with Freddie. There's a part of the road that I walk with Freddie. It still has a giant snowbank. Isn't that weird?

Isn't that weird? There's one left up. me. Yeah, I'm like... Because it's in the shade. Yeah, it's in the shade. Yeah, it's in the shade. It's in the shade.

No matter how warm it gets, it's still snow. And I'm like, oh. Are you kick it a little? Yeah, it's like you're on the moon. You're like, what? It's all crystal, those like crystal chunk things. Mm-hmm. That is funny that everybody's got that one little.

It's the random patch of snow sitting in the yard. Get out of here. You're done. Um, this headline is concerning, quote, Hershey, to resume using chocolate in most products. Uh-oh. What you? what you been using, bud?

That's a Russell Stover. Remember we did this, like the grandson of Hershey has been criticizing Reese's peanut butter cups or not being like real milk chocolate or something? Probably a lot of like manufactured artificial goods, corn syrup and such. What do you mean to resume using chocolate? What about eating sawdust? Or just, like, yes.

Probably if they could find a way to make it taste like chocolate Without costing them the chocolate money It will return to using classic milk and dark chocolate recipes And all of these Reeses and Hershey's products by 2007 Well Where are you gonna get that chocolate from? Reese is who demands that Hold on Reese who's the grandson of Rees

What still confuses me that that's real Yep whose demands that Hershey stopped skimping on chocolate went viral. Sorry. Yeah, the anger. God, that's speaking of allergies. The anger said he trusts his taste buds more than he trusts the company that produces his grandfather's iconic candy. We're going to make small investments that really align the portfolio by...

Reese's peanut butter cups. I don't like business talk. Reese's peanut butter cups have been made with the same ingredient since 1920s. milk chocolate and peanut butter. So what have we been eating then? Artificial, they probably, like things to make it taste like sugar and then things to make it look like or chocolate and then things probably to make it look like it. I bet. Tanner.

Who is this Tanner got? Hold on. Tanner. Tanner. Tanner. Tanner. Yeah. Kirk Tanner.

Hershey CEO. Listen to this how this guy talks about chocolate. Oh my goodness. Listen to this how. This is what I'm saying. He has eight to ten yachts. When I started with the company, we did a deep dive across our portfolio. Shut up.

Why is everything so corporate? I can just picture. God! He says that and that his butler just dumps out a box of candy. Yeah. We've looked across our portfolio. Man, you've even made chocolate on fun. Right?

Dork. Thanks, dorks. We checked out our candies. Yeah. You make candy and your, well, our portfolio is fast and blah, blah, blah. Oh, I'm so over it. I mean, it's vast. My grandfather built Reese's, said Reese, with milk, chocolate, and peanut butter.

But Hershey has replaced the original formula with, quote, compound coatings and peanut butter, peanut butter style creams. Ooh. All right. That's what, never mind. Peanut butter style cream. Yep, yep. The core recipe for our Hershey chocolate bars and Reese's, as peanut butter cups have not changed, it said, but clearly it has.

So we'll get chocolate back, I guess, guys. Well, the thing is, is that I can't remember now. Did you look across the portfolio? I mean, have you checked our portfolio? Have you expanded the portfolio? We need somebody very old that remembers eating the peanut butter cups in the 70s. And they remembers them right now. Are they different?

Were they better? Well, everybody knows that the European chocolate tastes better than our chocolate. They have real milk chocolate. In the Cadbury and stuff. That'd be awesome to have a Reese's peanut butter cup with like... The milk got chocolate from Sweden, yeah, dude. Or is there a peanut butter cup? Like, probably they got something over there.

Well, because there's no peanut butter, I thought. Where? In Europe. There is it? Uh-oh. What's that theory in your brain, bud? I thought there wasn't peanut butter in, like, England and stuff. I thought they didn't have...

That wasn't like a European thing. Where'd you find that little tidbit? I don't know. That's an interesting little tidbit. I'm sure they have peanut butter over there. Let me see. Huh. There's peanut.

What's that little factoid bouncing around in there? Europe. Let's see. It's available, but it's not, it's not like it is here. Gotcha. They don't go balls to the wall. All right. Interesting, though.

Step up your game, England. Well, that's an opportunity for us to slide over there and get a big peanut butter chocolate concoction going. Right. Exactly. Thursday means. What? I already forgot. No, it's Cocoa Puffs tonight at 7 o'clock.

Special Easter edition Coco Pop. Right. I think that you should probably, I was thinking about this, because last night I drank peanut butter whiskey out of a hollow bunny. Yep. And it was a 10 out of 10.

The videos on our Facebook, highly recommend. You're going to have to smoke out of a hollow bunny tonight. Oh. And I was thinking that you should probably take one of those little stem pieces and put it in the bunny so that you don't burn the bunny.

Or melt the bunny. That's how I did that other thing. Okay, good, good, good. So if you want to see that. 7 o'clock tonight, Twitch.com. That's funny. That's funny. I'm going to do the little chocolate bowl.

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Right in the middle, there's like a chicken place or something that wants. Sure. And I get us like two hours there or something. We want to get you on the show. So text me, 315, 364, 1009. Come on, you know, you want to drum up business for your gay. You dang stoner's Christmas. Really, literally any business you own.

Just text us. We want to get you on the air. We're ramping things up here for the summertime months. And it, Taxline says it's going to taste amazing. It's going to taste like a chocolatey bong rip, dude. Good for you. Yeah. I bet it's going to be good.

Because the whiskey and chocolate combo last night was incredible. Yep. And I encourage everybody to try that if you can. I did the smoky's peanut butter whiskey into a hollow bunny. Yep. And it was like drinking similar to our portfolio. Oh, you would see a Reese's peanut butter cup. No, it did taste like a Reese's peanut butter cup.

Yeah, I bet that's good. Mm-hmm. I bet it smelled good. The weedster bunny is coming, Scotty. The bester bunny. I like it. You know, you know what's funny? What?

When I remember we called Scotty, uh, Weedlejuice? Yeah. He has stoner beetle juice shirts. He does? At East Coast? Yeah. Well, he is wheedlejuice.

We're calling him wheedlejuice. That's funny. Um, bo-do do-do do-do-do-do. So I found myself saying, uh, Cody's line yesterday where Cody hates April Fool's Day. And I don't know what's free on the internet. Multiple times on April Fool's Day, you'll hear him say, I hate today. I already don't know. what's real on the internet. I got got like twice yesterday. Because I also hate April Fool's

Day. Did you get got? Well there was so many pranks. And I never know what's true and what's not true. Well, because a lot of things borderlined on just lies that weren't, like the one I fell for that said that there was going to be a like a Ghostbusters themed Frosty. Yeah? That wasn't like an outrageous. just, no. Oh my God. Oh, you fell for it. No, it's just, hey, you want a cool product? Yeah, that's what I hate. Because I have a bunch of them here. I have a bunch of yesterday's pranks.

But that's what always pisses me off. And it's like, here's a really good idea for a product. April Fools. Yeah. Well, I'd buy that. Why can't I have that? Okay, see, I like that. What? The one of the lot, he said there.

Sam Adams. Have a machine for beer like the drink machines at five guys? That'd be pretty fun. That'd be pretty fun. That's a funny prank. That's a funny prank. That's a funny April Fool's. That I don't mind.

Watching the president talk last night. I was like, is this an April Fool? That was, see, that's a good prank. Is this, are we being prank right now? It was a great. Great prank. Raising Cains, which I said mid, I know, I'm no controversial. Raising Cains had cane sauce coke.

It was a Coca-Cola inspired by their sauce. Okay, see, that's okay one. I bet people would buy that, though. I like that one. That one is still silly where you can see that it would be, but yes. Uh-huh. Watching after that Swifty thing, seeing the craze of dirty sodas up close. You'd be like, all right.

I couldn't put past people to dump that sauce into a soda and drink it. Ugs put out Ugg umbrellas. Their umbrellas you put on top of your ugs. Simulation. You said that this week. That's what I wanted for my... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Earlier this week, Cody on the show said,

they should make umbrellas for shoes. And then you guys all said, I think you just invented galoshes. Well, Ugs must have been listening. That's what I just wanted. Right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Would there be in fakesies? Emergency chocolate on a phone case? Terry's chocolate had a phone case that carried an emergency release like my mother's condom key chain. This was a break glass in case you needed chocolate kind of situation. All right. See, that's a silly prank that yes, you'd be like, okay, that's silly. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Company?

I want to know. This company is. There's a company called Monte Bojangles. Oh, is it the chicken place? No, it's just Monty Bojangles where they have chocolate wrapped cheese. So it was a piece of cheese dipped in chocolate. Again, that might be good. See, I could somehow see that working with certain chocolates and different cheeses somehow.

Like a sharp chatter with some chocolate on it? People pair random stuff like that, like on their shark hooterie boards. Aldi threw shade. And I know that you guys think this is a Midwest thing. It is a Central New York thing, too. That's the one I saw. Aldi's joke that they were renaming to Aldis. Because at least growing up in Central New York and living here my whole life,

everything has an ass on it, Walmart's. Walmart. All these. You know, going to tops, I guess it does have an ass. But they're like, yeah, we're naming it Aldi's. Well, because it also makes sense. It also makes sense. Aldi.

It's not enough letters. It's not enough letters. You need one more letter. Top ramen butterfinger was a prank yesterday. Peanut buttery glaze and real peanut and real butterfinger pieces in your favorite ramen. Yeah. That's gross. Keebler toothpaste.

Go on. Hold on a second because I feel like I'm having a Mandela effect right now. They called it cookie paste. Oh. Where they had toothpaste in the flavor of EL Fudge, soft-based. Chips Deluxe, Fudge Stripes, Sandy Shortbread and Vienna Fingers. I don't want it to be anything with

toothpaste. I want them to put those into a tube so I can skirt them out and make fun little shapes and then bake them. Do you remember? Did I just imagine this? Because you used to be able to get bubble gum in the toothpaste. Do you remember that? Remember the... Yeah, yeah.

Did we not have some kind of cookie paste in a tube in the 80s or 90s? I remember. What am I remembering? I'm remembering the candy aisle thing with the tubes that you'd squeeze out like that.

What was in those? It was a thicker consistency. But it was like... Because the bubble gum was real. We both remember that, right? The bubble gum you'd squeeze out and it was all gritty and stuff like you... Yes.

Like you were putting some kind of abrasive in your mouth? Yeah, that's why the only gum I chew. Big League chew. Cody's brought you by Big League chew today. But that's a fever dream. right? We didn't really have cookie paste. I bet there were flavors just, I bet, a lot flopped. Heinz Macha Mayo was a prank from yesterday.

A bold new take on your favorite sauce inspired by everyone's favorite macho. What is Macha? It's the thing I like that tastes like grass. That fermented drink, right? No, I think you're thinking of kombucha. Oh, I am. So what's Macha? The green.

Macha powder. Yeah, the green. just tastes like grass, but I don't know, I better like it. I get it, cows. What is it? What does it do? I'm not really sure. I think it's kind of healthy.

Oh, it is? I guarantee someone in here knows. Katie knows. Is it like a flavor enhancer? Is it vitamins? Yeah, you know what? Yeah. It's vitamins.

I think vitamins would because I don't ever remember. I just know it's supposed to be good for you. And I like it. And I like a little shot of blueberry in it. It's a tea. It's a tea. Oh, okay. No vitamins.

Dog pee bags. So instead of poop bags, Your dog pees in a bag and you carry the pee around. Gross. That would be hilarious. I can see that. Some HOA. Your dog is not allowed to pee.

You need to be using a pee bag. You need to put the pee bag stirrups on your dog. Thank you. Red Lobster had their cheddar bay biscuit flavored pop tarts. Again. I'd try one. I'd try one. I would take a bite, but I could, I bet if they'd like the.

frosting on it would be like a lobster or something. Michaels became Big Mike's text line thing yesterday. You love that. All right, that'd be a good one. Halls. Good one, halls. The cough drops? Yeah.

They released Grandma's purse flavored hall cough drops. Lavender and Lind inspired flavor. All right, see, that's another good one. Yeah. All right, I like these ones. The Massachusetts Department of Transportation announced the Boston to Cape Cod connector, a 45-mile bridge from Charleston to Provincetown. There just was so many of it yesterday.

That'd be good. There should be one of those. That'd be a good freaking idea, Bob. That's what I'm saying, Bob. There needs to be that bridge over there coming into Boston. There was tons of pranks yesterday. Everybody was, anybody in entertainment was like retiring or they were pregnant or blah, blah, blah. It's all classic. Did crazy.

Omaha stakes had pocket stakes. Oh, just a little walking around snakes? Yeah. And it's not a bad idea because the bit. That is kind of. You remember what were you, did you eat the MRI with us in here? Were you not on that show? No.

Maybe AJ did that. I've never had. I know what you're talking about though. It was, yeah, it was. AJ showed us how to use an Emma, how to eat. Wasn't Pauli? For sure. But AJ showed us how he would, you know, how he was trained to use an MRI.

Yeah. And that heating element in there to like warm up the food. Yes. No, I remember listening to that. steaks and I would do that. Like a little pocket steak that I can just heat up? Yeah. Got a hot pocket steak?

Baskin Robbins. Had strawberry cheesecake soup? What's the broth? Well, it's a tomato paste, bro. No, because this might be a good idea. Like, look at this. It's obviously Photoshop, but it's just Baskin Robbins ice cream in a tin can. Just melted with chunks?

Sure. But that might be a good way to. sell ice cream in a can. Honestly, it wouldn't be that bad. Claussen an ounce protein pickles, 30 grams of protein in each pickle. Some of these are just good ideas. Yeah, that's the other thing is that every once in a while, just because you're throwing darts at, you know, whatever,

there's like a good product that gets randomly and you're like, wait. Like the Mo's Caso stuff brownie? Oh, no, sir. No, is that one of them? Yeah, it was a prank. How about the iguana burrito? No? People, I mean, no? They're eating them in Florida. Has anybody had it?

Is iguana any good before I poop-poo that? I don't want to say it before. Because I'm thinking of it right now, just a pun. Dad Aquana, whole potty. We're talking the random, the random April Fool's pranks from yesterday. How about accelerator bread and their active energy bread? 200 milligrams of caffeine and a sourdough bread? Yeah, I can't. That's kind of real.

We've seen those with like, My bread's got 800 grams of protein in one little tiny piece. I don't think we have Jamba Juice around here, but Jamba Juice had... Oh, rest of peace. Pickle lemon twist, Jamba Juice, chunky pickle bowls. Oh, no. And pickle dream machines available.

And what is a pickle bowl? And one, now what is that? But the first one, we had it here. We've had a pickle lemonade. You know how, like, when you get, like, the Pillsbury dough in the thing, and you pop it and then you roll out. They released a face mask of the dough.

You put the dough on your face like Dwight does with the face, yep. The dough mask. Dude Wipes butt mask. Meant to white and tight and cool and wax your bum. Okay. The burrito blanket. A blanket made on a brinket. I mean, I can keep going on and on. There was so many pranks from yesterday.

There was hundreds and hundreds of them. But like Cody, I hate it. yesterday because I don't know what to believe. I don't know what's going on, man. Today's be a lot easier. Ahoy, hoie, everybody. Happy Thursday. Tonight, Coco Puffs, very special Easter edition.

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we release a noxious gas that makes them fall in love with us. Like, who is that, scarecrow in Batman? Oh, yeah. He does the skater. We are like a scarecrow. I'm going to use this on my. on my cocoa, I think. Uh-oh.

It's a new way to stop toddlers from tantruming. I saw this on TikTok the other day. You start to yell Jessica. Here, I'll give you an example. Because your toddler is just, they don't understand their emotions. They don't know why there's tantruming. Yeah, I'm tantruming.

So you're trying to distract them. And this is what this mom does. Bye-bye. Jessica, come here. Come here, Jessica. He's crying. Come here. Are you going to stop crying because Jessica's coming?

You know what Jessica could have come? Yeah. There was another kid who was like in a living room. There is no Jessica. That's what breaks the, that's what breaks their brain. So like there was another one where this. It broke my brain.

I know. So that's what I'm saying. I'm going to use it on Cody when he starts to spiral. Anytime, like there was another video I saw where this toddler was in the living room to scream crying. Yeah. And the mom was like, Jessica. Jessica, come here.

Jessica. And the kid's like, huh? That's hilarious. It's like the, it's how you'd be like, all right. What's that? Come on it, officer. I'm going to get the police. Yeah.

I'm going to have to call them. See, that. I don't want kids to be afraid of cops in case they need to use a real cop. Wow. But like sometimes. You see how silly that was? Yeah, right. Sometimes it was like, but yeah.

We'd get threatened. Like, what would Mama Mac threaten you with? Santa was always a big one. Like, all right. So well, Santa's watching right now. Especially if it was like at like close to Christmas. Yeah. I'm sure Santa was one back in the day.

Mm-hmm. But usually just it was the intimidation of the claws behind the arm. Yeah. What was that? Tam would put those Lee Press on nails right into my arm fat. Yeah, because that shut that right down. Our moms were way scarier than our dads. Oh, God, yeah.

Yeah, your mother did kill people. I'm pretty sure Tam would and could. I'm sure they've both helped hide bodies. For sure. For sure. A lot of land out there Tantam liked to use the line I brought you into this world I'll take you out of it.

Right. And I believed her. I believed her because I just felt like, well, I don't think she's got anything to lose here. I think she's just going to take me out of this world. As well. She didn't need to yell for Jessica. I will throw you off a bridge.

I will take you out of this world right now. But that's funny that. I want to see more people to try that. It doesn't have to be really, I guess, Jessica. It can be anything you want. Just with a toddler screaming just looking. All right. Come on in.

Yeah. Whatever. All right. You can make up some kind of scary demon monster too. But then, see, now they're going to be scared of scary demon monsters. Blogdorf? Blogdorf. Come in here and see this child.

Blogdorf? Blogdorf. Um. Yes. So, speaking of kids, a bus driver in Massachusetts was terminated for urinating inside the bus. Oh, no. you ain't a posy take out your winky in front of kids. No, no, no, no.

Forget about even the peeing part. That's not even... Yeah. That's gross. Like... But the wiener-out part is the part that you can't. Cannot in any way, shape, or form do that. Because here's the thing.

They need those pee bags. Again, man, do you? See? Well, yeah. Because here's the thing. Bus driver pees his pants while driving bus. That's fine. Now it's like, oh, unfortunate.

He's 71. Medical emergency, sure. Take you, you peepee, I almost said. Cannot. You take your winky out to go pee pee. And I don't know what it's, I don't know what he relieved himself in. It just said the driver then allegedly relieved himself inside the driver's seat, like in a bottle or something. Gatorade bottle, those are usually best.

Investigators believe no one witnessed the driver's action. Students later reported the incident to teachers prompting an investigation. They looked into it. But how do they know? If no one saw it, would he like, hold. Did he like he put the peop on the bottom? He'd like, I just took a whiz. Look at this.

Kids, hang it out. Look at this. My pee's green. You make some little bit of gatorade in the bottle. Like, dumb question, what would a bus driver do if they have to use the bath? And the kid is leave the bus with the kids in it. You can. Why not?

I know some bus drivers have the, like, the bus aid. Like, maybe some people have an aid on the bus to help. That now is what I see more common. But, like, we would. would get on our bus. Like, I'm thinking of, like, getting in, like, in a line of buses. Well, it's not running and whatever. I think, take the keys.

And our bus driver would be on the other buses talking to the other bus drivers, and there'd be no one on our bus. Yeah, I think they have a lot of, the bus drivers, Katie said bus drivers coming to the school and pee before they start to run. Yeah. But I mean, if you have to, you just... You've got, like, diarrhea or something. Like, what do you do?

You either call in or you just have to, I don't know, go back to the school, I guess. Go back to the bus garage and be like, can somebody come on? watch the bus because I'm going to go. I mean, I don't even know. Yeah, you'd have to radio back. I don't know. I'm sure there's bus drivers out there that have had this happen.

Yeah. It would just, yeah, you'd have to. Yeah, going in the pee bottle is not the option. That's the thing you should not ever do, I guess. Yeah. Tisha says, is a former bus driver, I can tell you you're not supposed to leave kids on the bus alone. Yeah.

If you got little kids, you can't like run into the gas station. There's bus driver aids now. a backup on there. Not when I was on the bus. No. Shout out Miss Woolridge, who kept it straight and tight all by yourself. She kept us in line on that bus. But no, back in the day.

She throw those eyes in the mirror and the big mirror? That's all they had was the eyes in the mirror that you made eye contact with. I wish they had a mirror to just, you all of a sudden you caught this from a bus driver. Up in the mirror. And you don't even need to see Cody to know what he just did. Because you all know it. Yep. You all know the bus driver looking up in the big long mirror.

you're doing that thing where your right knee is up. Yep. On the seat. Yep. And your left arm is on the seat in front of you, the seat of the back there. Because you're being chatty. Because you're standing up kind of, so then you catch the eyes. Mm-hmm.

Lissy. Mm-hmm. Katie was a walker. She doesn't know it. She doesn't know it. Oh, wow. Walkers, you didn't experience the bus. No, it was the big long mirror.

And if you were acting up, you're, we were going to go to the bus garage? Oh, I don't know. What's going to happen in the bus garage? They kill you. Do we get murdered there? Because I don't want to go there. They would look up in the mirror. You'd get a, you'd see those eyes darting right at you.

Yep. And you go, I'm just going to sit down. I don't want any trouble. I don't need to catch those hands. Then they tried for a while to do the thing about Noel's this camera right there. That red light's blinking. There's a, there's, you're being recorded. And now they are.

Now there's definitely cameras on the outside, inside everywhere. Yeah, now there's not you do. In 1998, there was not. I remember we had someone on one of our, or was it, was it a baseball team? Because again, then you'd be left on the bus alone Because it was just a driver doing extra stuff And of course we have to do stuff And I remember one of the kids like

Just being like, I'm gonna open that We're gonna see. And there was just like a thing There was nothing Yeah, there was no tape. No, I told you before that Phoenix didn't have enough money for cameras but they installed the boxes And all the buses and then they would just pass the camera around

So you'd have to check to see if do we have a camera today or not Yep, no. No, we're good. No red light, we're good dude We're good. Let's get crazy back here, man. It's go wild. It's kidding nuts. Take her wieners out and pee in the...

Give me your lighter. I'm burning this seat. I'm burning the hell out of this scene. What's this? What's this? What's this? Right? I'm going to burn your computer. One sec.

Or the one with the pen. You do the little pen. Oh, you light up the pen, yep. Pook little holes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Man. Or, you try to roll the thing.

Or got to jump to one side. God forbid there was ever the only way to fix it. A hole. And they decided to just put that duct tape. Oh. Everything you could possibly put into that. Yeah, yeah. If there was a hole in the seat, that's where everything went.

Every piece of garbage. Chips, bags, everything was going in there. Kids hats. You knew the jump in the, you knew the bump in the road was coming up and you all jump to see if you can get that bus airborne. We had no survival instincts at all. No. Let's roll the bus we're in, guys.

And it's another one. We're now knowing with just poor random people that just are trying to just do a damn job and drive these stupid kids, and we're trying to kill that basically. These poor, underpaid, exhausted bus drivers with 30 kids. kids they're in charge of.

And you're right. We were trying to kill them. Hey, you want to ruin their careers? You want this block? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know this poor person has to get up super early to drive us to school. Yeah, no, they just can't. Let's kill them.

5.30. Let's freaking kill them, dude. Let's just roll this whole damn thing over. All right, ready, here comes to the turn. Katie's got a good point. These better kids are just on their phones now. Yeah, you know what? We were trying to commit homicide.

Right. And not even... It's kill this bus driver. We were too stupid to even know it. No, we didn't know? We thought it would be... We thought we would survive. Because you don't know as a kid that you are also a body of flesh.

Let's roll the biggest car on the roll right now. Let's roll it. With no seatbelts. Let's roll. You know how we're in these seats with no safety harnesses whatsoever? Let's roll it and see what happens. You know, we've got to get into that ditch down there. We've practiced coming out in the back door enough times.

We know we'll be fine. Watch. Watch. And happy Thursday tomorrow we go live that Wade's diner. a swiggo. I got a remember. You got my alarm for. Let me text in the morning.

Don't drive here. You might as well. Don't drive here. Drive to a suigo. Although luckily though, that's not that bad considering if I go from my house to here. Yeah. You know, it's just, it's very much out of the way.

It's equidistant for me to get here or for me to get to a smigers at the same time. Oh, you son. I don't got to do anything. Well, no, I'll get there bright and early on the amount. I'll help chief engineer set up because we don't have like a caterer anybody, so I got to Make sure I put up our plinkled board to get our stickers and stuff together today. Yeah, I didn't even think I'll rummage around. I didn't even think of that.

We ought to put together a whole bin today. That's part of it. I want to bring some good, good up there. It's part of it. It's part of it. Well, before Whiskey Wednesday last night, we watched a rocket go into space, Bond. I didn't close my window blinds.

You're right. Kids, you want to come watch this rocket shoot from Earth into space? Ew. Huh? Literally. Literally the oldest. I'm shouting upstairs. because clearly it meant something to my wife

that these kids see this damn rocket launch. Yeah. You got to start that private text thread of just you and your kids of things are just for your mom. Oh, I've had that conversation. I'm going to have to start hating you both. I've had to have that dad conversation.

You're going to have to pick a say for it. And then when this word is sent, it's because it's your mom and you love her and should do anything. There is. That is part of the unspoken dad code. Pineapple. Where you've got to grab your kid and be like, listen to me, I don't care if you want to do this.

Yeah. I don't want to either. It's for your mother. Yeah. Okay? Or the youngest gets a little latitude. Yep. And I'd say, hey, come here.

And you don't have nails. No, I don't have nails. But I have to say, hey, come here. You do not talk to your mother that way. Oh, I do. You're going to track your tone because it's upsetting your mother. You got to knock it off. Because I have a roll of quarters.

I will put it in my hand. So I go. she's like, she texts our family group. Ten minutes till the rocket launch. I go, okay, she wants the family to watch this. It's the first time we've gone near the moon since 1970. I thought it was canceled or I wish I was on the text thread. I would have sat with your wife and watched it.

So, so I go out in the living room and you know how my house is. The stairs are right there. I can shout up to the room. Two minutes to the rocket. I shout 90 seconds to the rocket Oh Guys guys

So I'm sitting there And then right this is about to go off The oldest comes halfway down the stairs Why do we got to watch this And that was just I'm like you know what? They're right Because it's it's

We're going We're doing the thing We're going to the moon We're shooting humans In a rocket To space Yeah Nothing you're looking at on TikTok right now

is cooler than that. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, but. Hold on now, though. You got to hold on. Ben Riley said that the exact same conversation.

Could you please yell up to the kids about the rocket? I did. And they didn't care. I don't know if they don't have the same kind of like, they're not impressed by it, I guess. No, because look at everything

that's been going on. There's random celebrities kind of going to space. Right. You know what I mean? There's Elon. Musk with whatever those exploding rockets that he has.

So they just see a bunch of ramps? Because honestly, I never really know the difference unless I have to Google like, hey, what is it? What is this? Yeah. Sometimes you see SpaceX or the Space Station. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, are they going to that? Oh, no, they're just doing it or whatever. Like, this is

a legitimate, like, space mission, right? As opposed to... I'll break it. I went down a wormhole yesterday because I got really into it. Because I was embarrassed that I didn't know anything about it. We went down a black. Mm-hmm. Get it. And what also pisses me off is we just saw Project Hail Mary.

We just went and watched a whole movie about space. Oh, yeah. They're doing the thing. We're doing it. We're doing the thing. We're sending Ryan Gosseling to the moon. You know what? It's for your mother. It's for your mother. She wants you to be a part of this. Oh, okay.

Oh, you know, Riz. Straight up. Mom. You, straight up. Mom's going to the moon? Mom's. No, Mom. Oh, yeah. Mom's right there. She's not going on the moon, bro. So then I'm saying they're explaining it to these teenagers.

Anyway, so I went down a whole wormhole. So it's the first time we've gone toward the moon since like what, 75, 76, something that's been like 50 years. If you're a sheep. Sure, yep, if you're a sheep, sure, sheep. Here's what they're doing. And then I'll break that. I got audio. I got the toilet thing, all that. So they launched Artemis 2. It's going to go around Earth twice.

It's getting speed, right? It's like ramping it up. It's like ramping it up. It's getting a big old, yeah. Yeah! You know those fox tail things you throw for your dog? Yeah. It's one of those.

So we're going around planet Earth once, and then on the second time around, we're getting real, we're getting real fast about it. Is that happening right now? Takes six days for that. Yep. So right now we're doing. Just going around planet Earth.

We're out there. Sling shot mode. We're starting the slingshot mode. So now it's going around planet. at Earth, and in six days, it'll be headed towards the moon. Well, five days now. But here's where it gets cool. And I'm kind of freaked out about it.

We're going around the moon for a reason. One of the reasons is we're going to try to put some kind of base up there. Now, I did hear that there's like a mineral that obviously the billionaires want or whatever. Or maybe they're building an escape hatch. I don't know what they're doing, but they're going to build something up there. I'm going to live there. I'll see you later, losers. My moon house.

And so that's one thing they're going to like investigate and they're going to look at. But the thing that's really going to scare me, and I said this last night on Whiskey Wednesday, they're going to put a listening device on the dark side of the moon. Because our planet's too loud to really hear deep space because we got all these microwaves and signals bouncing all over the place. Yeah. And we can't really hear deep space. so they're going to go and fly around the back side of the moon.

That's crazy. And somebody's smarter than me and explain what this means. They're looking at the far side of the moon illuminated for the first time ever. Because it the sun, the way it never hits it. So yeah, the way it rotates, it always does like one of these. So I don't know if I don't, yeah, the dark side of the moon is always away from the sun. So it's never, that's, you're going to piss off. So I was saying last night, if you're about to whip around the dark side,

of the moon and shine a bunch of flashlights or something at it. And like some, I said last night, some oiled up Danny DeVito looking creatures like like confused and scared. I mean, don't tell me that. Don't tell me if you see something. Could you even imagine though, it'd be, oh, it gave me goosebumps. It'd be like the scene that scares me the most in signs. Yeah.

When they show the party, the little girls party down in Mexico, the birthday party. And it's like, we're going to go now live to the. Artemis 3's first picture of the dark side of the moon. And it's, oh my God. Yeah. What is? Ladies, what is, what are we seeing? And then they lose transmission.

Oh my God, I gave myself a boner. I don't want them at any tragedy or trouble at all because that, you know, that's not. I don't want them. No. Encountering any danger. So I hope it's just a see and they get scurred and then we come back and then we have to go from there. Whatever you see, astronauts. Tell the government, I don't want to hear about it.

I don't want to know about it. No, it's going to be shown to us live on TV. And we're about to pass the dark side of the moon. Yeah. Oh, that's weird. I don't like it. I don't like it. So they're going to go on that side of the moon,

illuminate it, whatever that means. Like shine lights on it. I don't know. Do different devices. Look to put a base up there. You're going to see some weird looking like X-Files, fluke monster, staring back at you.

Like trying to, like, get out of the light. Yeah. And then, they're going to have so much speed built up that they don't even need to use their engines to come back to Earth. Oh, they're just going to just like tilt themselves a little bit. And then just come back here, yep. Man. Yep.

That'd be so weird. Oh, I don't like this. I don't like any. I don't like this. Oh, that's what that was? I didn't know that that. until that started. Now, and this is all they hear.

This is all they hear. We asked the astronauts what they felt when they saw all of it. They're like, just peace, man. So apparently, within hours of launching four astronauts, the crew reported a glitch. Their space toilet broke. No more poops.

They said the toilet fan is reported to be jammed. That's okay. Now the ground teams are coming up with instructions. on how to get the fan clear. Very, Betty stinky. So does that mean they just, all right. Yes. It means like what we deal with every day

with our men's bathroom here and the goddamn animals that are in there that every day when they go home, they just eat, I don't know, mounds and mounds of dead flesh before they come back here, destroy our men's room bathrooms. Yeah, I don't. That's very relaxing.

So it's the quieter side. the radio. It's the radio shadow. They're going to put a listening device there. And we're going to see what's on that side of the moon, man. Who knows? Who knows? Don't be afraid to get.

Sorry, I do poop real bad. Why doesn't the fan work? Here's the audio, if you miss it yesterday, of the launch. Two, one. Booster ignition. And lift off. Play one of your fart. Mm-hmm.

The crew of Artemis. Artemis 2. Humanities next great voyage. I don't have the exact numbers, but it's like, Jeanette Apps, who we talked about, has been to the space station, which, like, is terrifyingly far away to me. It's like 200-something miles away.

Yeah. The moon is like 200-something thousand miles away. It's so much further away. Very weird. So much further away. You matter how far I'm president of it now. President of U.S., Venezuela. I ran Cuba and now the moon.

And if I think about it too much, and it's not, this isn't a joke. In Greenland. The, what Cody has with water, I have with space. Like, I hate heights. Yeah. And what I see, footage, not necessarily of like the rocket up in space, because my brain can't comprehend that. But it's from inside the rocket. And then they're looking at Earth.

And they look back at Earth. And you're like, oh, that's a continent. I hate that so much. That's so far away. I hate that. And that's from like the space. No joke. Because it is.

It's going to be a very stoner thing. That's why I like looking at Google Earth the way I do. Okay. I get all baked up. Yeah. Because I like to zoom out and just be like, look at how much water.

There's so much water. There's so much water. And then I just will go, Zoom random point, bro. It's so vast. And if you start to like... The mass is with you. Like how big.

this planet is compared to like the universe? And it's nothing. It's nothing. It's nothing. No, it's like that. We're like a speck of sand, you guys. Have you ever, I'm gonna forget his name now. There's a funny bit on that. Yeah? Pete something. He had a late night show for a little while.

Pete, um, I like him. He's funny. He's the clean comic. Pete, why don't, I knew I was friends of them. I forget his last name on him. I don't know, but he's, we'll figure out. We had a late night show for a while and he has a funny bit on this where he's like, you think you're just on earth, zoom out. Yeah, zoom out. That was his bit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so they're up there. They'll be back

in eight days, nine days now, I guess. And that's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. They're out there. It's crazy. Bro. Look out your window right. Pete Holmes. Pete Holmes. Yes, yes. Look out your window right now and look out. Just look out. You could have seen it last night. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. They released a chart of... I probably wouldn't have able to see it. They released a chart of where you could see it when it launched.

And New York was in that chart, but I don't know. I didn't go out there to see it. They will be as close to the moon if you want an understanding of how close they get to the moon. The scientists I listened to yesterday said, if you held a full-sized basketball at arm's length, that's how close they are to the moon. That's how big the moon will be to them. Oh, they're not landing? No, no, they're just going around it.

Oh. This ain't a landing mission. This is just a looky-lo mission. And then eventually they land. They want to see some things. And then eventually they'll go back. This is like a whole big plan. Yeah.

No, now I'm remembering the timeline they were saying about in like 20, 28. Mm-hmm. They're going to do like actually land or something. Yeah, it's a whole big plan. And then we're going to put the listening device up there. I mean, still pretty cool. No, that'd be cool to see it.

But you mean, I could have seen it when I was laying, face down on the couch clutching a pillow at 9 o'clock last night with wrestling playing in the background. Could I've seen it then? Why were you clutching a pillow? Just sleeping. Are you sleeping?

No, you probably could have. Could I have seen it then? You might have, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, we got people who don't believe we've ever been to the mood before. That's fine.

Go ahead and believe that. I'm not going to lie. I'm convinced myself of it when I tried to do that little conspiracy thing years ago where I was long. I don't know. I'm going to try to believe in a conspiracy theory. Sure. Because that one was, that's like the easiest.

It is the easiest, but you've also got to understand the Russians would have exposed us so fast because they. Not for the right amount of money, we don't. Not if we were. With any conspiracy. Yeah, we run American though. The fail point is humans and humans can't keep their mouth shut. So somebody on their deathbed by now would have admitted something or the Russians would have exposed it or the Chinese would have exposed it. Yeah.

It's just an incident. There's just nothing there. Really smart people did things that we can't understand. And it turned out that it wasn't really worth. Yeah. Unless you have the means to like, oh, who knows it, drill in all that crap. There's some substance they want. I also don't think they should be drilling into it.

That you, that's valued at like, I think of like they said $3 million a pound or something. Yeah. But that, I can't even imagine. They start drilling. Mm-hmm. They're doing whatever they do and throw it off of some access or whatever and F with all the tides and everything. Oh, yeah.

Now boom, now we've ruined Earth. Sure. Because somebody had to make more money. Right. Because Steve Bill Gates' jobs wanted to have a billion pounds of uranium plastic metal gold or whatever. Somebody's got to always make money off something. So, shout out to those four astronauts. They're brave.

Be careful up to answer. Like, it's terrifying that. Sorry, only got one toilet. When I was listening to that New York Times story about it yesterday, when they said their mission is to not die. I hated hearing that. Their mission is to literally not die. Stay alive and observe and then come back safely.

It is. Not a fan. At least it's just people and not dogs that they put up. Oh, yeah. My wife reminded me that when they're on the far side of the moon, they lose complete contact with our planet for 40 minutes. So there's 40 minutes. The year out there just floating in space.

Their picture is going to come back, and it's just going to be all them just sitting there staring at the monitors. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Because they've been taken over by the aliens. Yeah, and then Cody told me a story I didn't even know about that the astronaut. I forgot that I saw that. Back in January on the ISS couldn't speak for 20 minutes.

Yep. He was doing spacewalk preparations and all of a sudden. I'm trying to get people freaked out here, but that's freaked out. He just couldn't say anything. And they're just trying to be like, yeah, that's fine. It's normal. He didn't have anything wrong. No, nomadical issues, nothing.

That doesn't just. happen. You don't just... Without like a stroke or something. Yeah, there is a reason. There is a reason. Imagine that for 20 minutes I stayed here and just couldn't. I dream of 20 minutes without you talking. Well, most people two minutes. They don't think so. I don't think you've ever stopped talking for 20 minutes. Okay, bud. Not even if there's nobody in the room. Uh-huh. So yeah, 40 minutes are just no rules.

You're all saying they're just going to start doing naked stuff. Has that ever, I'm serious. Has that ever happened? Like, even on the International Space Station, are people hook up out there? I would imagine just to be like, yo, sex in space. Let's do it. Zero gravity sex.

Let's do it. There's no emotions attached, just somebody. Even just, hey, Bill, get over it, who cares? It's not cheating if you're not on planet Earth. Oh, right? I'm not on Earth. I'm married to you on Earth. There's no gravity.

Not cheating if I'm up there. But I imagine, yeah, I don't. I don't know, but I would think that that's got to be either awful or really fun to have zero gravity. You could probably do just any position you want. And imagine that. I'm just picturing random things. Zero gravity weinerings, Kelly. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. Spinning each other around on each other's, you know, whatnots and your corkscrewing all over the place. Mm-hmm. Really? Pat Lucas, is that a fat Google that? Ask Cody A.I. that. Pat and chat just said something.

Do you need gravity in order to have an Iraq? That wouldn't make any sense. No, you do not need gravity to have an erection. All right. Pat Lucas said allegedly meant to take it. Don't say that. Boners without gravity. Can you, hold on, I've asked that. Can you get a boner in space?

Yes. We're doing the hard science. Although microgravity and reduced blood pressure can make it more challenging and behave. What I say? And behave differently. Yeah, because there's no, well, think about it. Think about it. There's no gravity.

It's like getting a boner in a pool. going to float a little bit. Oh, yeah. Just going to go up. Yeah. Text line is saying there was a documentary about this. It's nearly impossible to have sex in space. Yeah, because how are you going to thrust?

Like, unless you have to, you have to just. I'd like to try. You have to pull the person into you and then just you're using them like a flashlight. Yeah, kind of. Kind of. Anyways, we're really getting deep into this here. Where's, all right. The porn world, you got some work to do.

They've done zero gravity porn. Really? Because they can do those flights, like how they do movies. Or like, okay go music videos. It's only reference I have. Remember there's zero gravity video? Did you see the okay go zero gravity video? Did I?

I don't know. It's got to be exhausting to be in the band okay go. Everything you're doing to make music that's like... Jesus Christ, why? I'm like, yeah. All right, yeah, like the music's like a four. Yeah, you're like, I mean, we're an okay band, but you want me to do what?

We're going to make these epic videos where we fly back and forth than what? To here we go again over and over? Well, no, it's going to be different songs. Oh, really? I don't know. It's like that one. Oh, my God.

Imagine being the bass player in OK, go. You're like, I'm doing what? It's going to take us five days to a music video? We have to go to the, we have to, We have to go to the International Space Station. Bro, our band ain't even that good, guys. Relax.

We haven't had a hit in 20 years. And I do like OK, go. They're fine. No, I don't want a problem with them. That one song is fun. Okay, oh, here it is. Sure, they're playing at local state fairs sometime soon. Or they're a random festival band.

They'll play like five or six songs at some random thing where there's already 100,000 people. I don't want to know how we did it I'd like to watch the music video please How'd they do it Well they were in one of those planes I was telling you about Oh gotcha gotcha gotcha got you're like it just drops really fast Yeah and does parabolas so that you lose zero gravity

And action Hey We're we're gonna do a music video Oh No come on I don't want to no no no to To what song? We don't know yet We don't know yet, but we're going to go in space.

We're just going to do it, and then whatever music fits. This is what we're going to do. All right. Oh, okay. You're going to be covered in a lot of paint, and it's going to be a big ordeal. How do you feel about glitter and neon? Yeah, I don't want to be in this band anymore. I don't think so.

So everybody knows the, or maybe you don't everybody, but many of you know the John Mullaney bit about how you thought quicksand will be a lot bigger deal when you grow up. And, you know, there's not really a lot of quicksand problems. Although I do see it. There's quick sand inside way. I do tell them I can't set up the equipment here. I can't have quicksand anywhere near.

While you like to pick on me for my fear of sinkholes, okay. Talk to my friends out in a T-go or wherever that is the other day. I saw that where it's because that one makes sense. Friken sinkhole opens up. Those big ditches in the, you know, in the middle of the highways and you got to think underneath. It's just sand or whatever washes away after a lot of rain. I live in daily fear of sinkholes, all right? What?

Was there going to be a joke there? Singles. Uh-huh. So, people started talking about this online this week about, all right. So I've never really encountered quicksand. I've never really encountered sinkholes. All right. Speak for yourself because they're popping up everywhere.

You have encountered things similar. You ever been at certain spots in, like, the beach and stuff where that sand, you get your feet stuck in it, the more you do that and more it sucks in. Yep, that can happen. That's fun. So they're like, what are some more things we grew up thinking would be a bigger deal than it actually was? And I have a few examples here. For one, ninjas.

I thought I'd see more ninjas. I've never seen a single ninja. Well, I guess I'm not supposed to see a ninja. That's the point of it. That's how good at their jobs they are. They're really that good, right? Are ninjas even real? Like, in Japan, are there in like ninja societies or stuff?

I think there were, they're six. Samarize way back. Mm-hmm. But I don't, I think it's just part of their culture to respect, like, samurai. But ninjas, I don't think is, I don't, I don't think it was like a thing. I mean, I don't know. I know of a movie called Three Ninjas. All I can think of is goddamn foot soldiers from the Ninja Journal.

Yeah, that's all I know. It's not out in the ninja thing. It's not, no. Mel texting him with a great one in the chat here, having to stop, drop, and roll. I thought I'd be on fire a lot more than I had. have been. Have you ever had to stop drop and roll? No, I burn myself more times than I probably should. In the back of your Dragula?

With the witches? Yeah, yeah. But like, no, just with fires and stuff. Yeah. You've, like, I've burned off my leg hairs numerous times. Every knuckle hair I've had. I mean, I've done stuff like that. I've never had to stop drop.

And when you ever you see a video of somebody on fire, they never know to stop, drop and roll either. No, they always tried to take their clothes off, whatever is, you know, on fire or whatever. PJ and chats says, I've been on fire and stop, drop, and roll didn't enter my mind at all. Yeah, I think that you're probably going into survivor mode. If I'm near a fire like that, I'm usually near a lake, so I would just run right into the lake.

Sure, just jump in the water, yeah. Yeah. Tax line says, Predators offering me candy or drugs. Never happened once. And I mean, we joke. We joke? It really was, I mean, we were, you know, the younger, nowadays you're going to be careful. But, yeah, we really were, it was driven home that you will be kidnapped.

You're going to be kidnapped. There are vans driving around everywhere. Every day all day. There are pedophiles out there looking to put you in a van. Yep. And then rape and kill you. No one ever wants to. No.

Again, why is our generation so anxious? I don't know. You're telling me there's white vans out here. I can't even go to the playground. I got to know the safe word. Right. By the way, everybody, this isn't even a joke. Like, for people with older parents or older grandparents,

you should have a safe word because, like, Cody has told you about work in the grocery business. If like your grandma thinks that you're trapped somewhere and need money. Yeah. She'll give it to you. Have a family safe word. Yeah, we'll give it to you. You know what I'm saying?

Safe word is coming back. There's a new wave of safe words coming back. Written down somewhere that you all know that, okay, something's not right here. It's a pineapple. He said Triske-Decophobia. Oh, no. The Bermuda Triangle.

I've been obsessed with the Bermuda Triangle for many years, but I don't think I've heard any reports of anything in my 44 years alive on this planet of anything going down in the Bermuda Triangle, right? It has stopped. You did growing up used to hear random like, planes go missing all the time. I haven't heard anything about the- Watch out for Bermuda Triangle. I haven't heard anything about Bermuda Triangle in a real long time.

Yeah, now people's, there's so much navigation and all that stuff that now, even if something gets taken down or offline, then they're like, well, let me just connect to the emergency satellite. We're talking about things we thought would be a much bigger deal growing up and they just haven't been. Having police commandeer your car. Get out of your car. I need to use it. I've never seen that happen. Yeah. That'd be awesome. Would it be awesome? Not me. Well, then you get a new car, right? I don't know. No, you know what? Do the police need to buy you a new car?

Somehow, I bet not. I bet it's for government use, sorry. It falls under emergency government need and they're no longer, they're viable and they don't have to. Mm-hmm. Um, a significant part of my childhood was devoted to learning about dinosaurs, and I've used none of that knowledge of my adult life. I guess unless you're not an archaeologist, what are you going to use it for, you know? Yeah, but now you know some cool ish about dinosaurs.

That's true. I mean, that's true. That helps. Parallelograms. Why did we learn so much about parallelograms? I've never had to, I've never, I've never, I'm thinking I've never encountered a parallelogram. I mean, no, it's not just because I suck at it, but, Most of math.

Most of math I've never had to use. We were, it was drilled into us, man, that you're going to need your every, I don't care what field you go into. You're going to need to know this. You are going to need to know this very, very specific algorithms. You're going to need to know that A squared plus B squared equals C squared. You're going to need to know that. You're going to have to figure out what is X. Mm-hmm.

If A plus whatever equals C, you're going to need to figure out why. Why it's B. Yeah. You're going to need to know. But why? Because. Because. I remember having that argument with math teachers.

What am I going to use this? But why? Because you're going to. You're not going to have a calculator in your pocket every day. You know that. You know that. We've made this joke. Square dancing.

Well, I spent a lot more time learning about square dancing than I have never need to use. I haven't had to use it yet. It's being stored for someday when I need to do-ce-do. Somebody. Well. I will know how. to promenade. Show Sister's been posting videos of her and like all these youngans going out line dancing now,

so maybe he's coming back. You're going to need it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're going to need it. Someday I'll get the call and I'm going to be thrown into action and I'm going to need to know how to turn to your left. Cursive. Thought I'd be writing a lot more cursive. That did die out.

I got rid of. I've never used it. I, but don't worry. I'll bring it back. But no. My kids can't write in cursive. No, that was. I remember you needed that real bad because you're going to need it for writing.

That's how people write. That's how you're going to need to write your letters. You're going to need to write your letters in person. Textine said, I thought I'd be climbing a lot more ropes in adult life. Nah? I've never had to climb a rope once. No one's ever putting a rope up for me to go up and... Also, what?

Can I... That was so dangerous that we did that. Did everyone else's, because I know that we did it at ESM in the school, some of them. Yeah. We had the two ropes. Yeah. The one with the knots. Yep.

And then we had the one without knots. And then you just free climb to the top of the gym. There's a quarter of an inch mat underneath you. You'll be fine. Like that was the cr. Get up there. There's a piece of vinyl with the least amount of padding ever behind underneath you. You'll be fine.

And they would. force people to climb the ropes. Do that. Get as far as you can. Well, then if I get as far as I can, that means I can't go any further and then I fall. Yeah, I don't know what it is. We were, that was crazy. I don't know what it is about climbing ropes in gym class. Again, the anxiety thing.

Did it make you extremely horny? Like, did it make... No, I didn't... And I don't really remember rubbing up against my crotch. I just remember like... First of all, I remember how cool it was. Yeah. That you were climbing so...

High up there. Did ESM have the cargo net too? Phoenix had a huge cargo net on the wall you could climb. I don't remember. Again, there was a quarter of an inch of padding beneath us. So we'd be fine. Yeah, yeah, that. We'd be fine.

But yeah, man. Just, yeah, get up there. Yeah, we haven't, I haven't had to climb a single rope in adult life. Nope. Nope. But it did a thing. And I remember that, that, I think I've shared this on the show before, is that, I won't say anybody's names.

But in sixth grade, maybe seventh grade, a buddy I sat next to in class wrote a letter to a girl and used the line, you make me feel like when I climbed the ropes in gym class. Did it work?

I don't know whatever happened between the two of them, but I don't think it did anything now. But I remember, I remember not knowing other boys felt that arousal on the rope until I saw him write the love note. I go, oh, so we're all feeling that?

Yep. We're all feeling that feeling? That's hilarious. All right. I'm glad you guys are. Yeah, and I have no other body strength. The Michael made to remember that. The bagboard.

I'm going to use a pegboard once. Well, I would. I mean, there's something with, I would. With the bagboard, but it won't talk about. But no, that used to be, all right, just. And you just hang? Take that out, and hold on you can jamming in.

If you miss you fall right straight to the ground. Again. I don't even remember I'm mad at that one. It was just over, because that one I remember, it was just a veil. So you were just in gym, monkeying around. You could go do it. You just do it because I definitely remember getting yelled at

when you're not supposed to being like all the way at the top of the pegboard. Let's say, what are we doing? Let's get down. What are we doing? Textline, I fell off the cargo net in second grade, broke my arm. And I'm sure you're not alone. Right? I'm sure you're not alone.

I fell from the rope in second grade at Herman Street Elementary. Oh. Okay, yep. No, I'm sorry. I bet. That's the worst. Text line. And does the president really care about how many pull-ups I can do? What was that president's fitness challenge? I don't know,

but it's coming back. That was weird, man. I used to hate that so much because that... I can't touch my toes and that always got me busted. Well, I mean, yes, same. Well, that and it had the pacer, which was my nemesis and the mile run.

Those were just the worst. Because I was badass at that little shuttle run. My tiny little body with my little legs and being fast. Yeah. The little erasers. You grab an eraser, bring it to the cone. Grab an eraser, bring it to the cone. That's it.

I was never athletic. I was never good at any of that stuff. But man, I was tall early, so I was okay at basketball, but that was it. I just, I'm giving myself anxiety. They still do the pacers by the way. Remembering those. My kid had to do the Pacer. Really?

Yeah. They still do it. Oh. I ought to do the Pacer just today. Well, what was something from her childhood that we just do not have to use in any way, shape or form. Something you thought would be a lot bigger deal growing up. Taxline says alien invasions.

Well, we're up there stirring the pot right now. Good morning. This is the show. You are listening to K. Rock and our friend Lindsay from the Marriott, Syracuse, downtown is with us. Hello, my friends. How are you? Fantastic. We got a busy spring coming up at the Marriott, Syracuse, downtown.

Because Easter, right around the corner, literally, is sold out, but we have seating in 11 waters? Yes, we're sold out officially in the grand ballroom, very, very packed this year. And 11 water still has some seating available, and you can book those reservations on open table.com. And what are we going to see on the menu again? I forgot what you mentioned before. We've got the goodies, carved ham, prime rib, pastas, chicken, salmon, something for everybody. Okay, so we'll do that on open table. And let's not forget about Mother's Day coming up in May. So what are we doing for Mother's Day? I don't forget. A jam-pack weekend with us, graduation.

Yes, Sunday, May 10th, we are going to have Mother's Day brunch in the Grand Ballroom. But again, also in 11 Waters, if you want a cozier, more private vibe to celebrate your mother. Okay. And those tickets are going to go live for the Grand Ballroom on Eventbrite today. Okay. And I highly encourage you, if you want to have it in the Grand Ballroom, you book immediately because Easter sold out at a record rate this year. Good, good, good.

And then same for 11 waters. Reservations are available on Open Table. Okay, that's coming up in May. And, oh, I don't know, I hear there's a bingo night happening now. You just did bingo. I love bingo so much. He just got his, the bingo hooks in them, if you will. Bingo's hot right now.

Yes. People want to play bingo. So what are we doing it? Shaughnessy's we're doing this? Every Monday starting April 6th, so the day after Easter. We are going to have bingo from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. I love it. Prices and specials.

Prices, specials, you name it. There's going to be an 80s vibe going. We're going to kind of see what people like and what they want to play bingo to kind of change things up every month. I think it's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be awesome. And I know we have a lot of people listening on the outskirts and you're maybe afraid to park downtown. We got a garage for you, right? We do have a garage for you.

And let me just plug this. Anytime you eat at 11 waters, you get free valet, not free parking. Free valet. You don't have to do a thing. You look like such a big shot. Right. High roller pulling up. Here's my keys.

I'm going to whine and dine my person. Oh, imagine a date, a first date. Right. To 11 waters. You get your car valeted. Oh, my God. Don't scratch the 98 Dodge Neon. Don't move the towel on the seat.

It's where my dog is. Her name was Sally and she was blue. We all owned Dodge Neons, I think, at some point. All right, Lindsay, again, everything. Easter sold out in the grand ballroom, but we can still get tickets in the 11 waters. Open table for that. Smothers Day brunch coming up on May 11th. Book now.

May 10th. Sorry, May 10th. Book now. When that fills up, so we're going to have room in 11 waters. And then Monday night, Bingo Night, 6th. Right. That's right. Actually, she's Marriott, Syracuse, downtown.

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25 and then another 35. Cheese It celebrated their 105th birthday this week. I was going to go 80 and went, no, that's too old. First introduced on March 31st of 2020. I mean, sorry, 2000. 1921. Really? Snacking crackers.

We've got the Cheezette crackers here. What were they like? I wonder the history. Right. What were they? Weston Green found a green and green company. They dropped a sliver of cheese into the whole botchers. of crockers, thus making the first have a bunch of cheese.

It'll keep the rats off the crockers. He founded a company with a variety of baked snack foods called Dalton, Dayton Crackers. They did graham crackers and ginger snaps. Nice. As well as Hardtack during World War I. Remember, ever try that? That I have, gross. Yeah, that is gross.

It's really gross. It's like the weirdest, not crackery, whatever, ever. And then on March 31st and 19th, in 1921, he introduced cheese at crackers. The company marketed the cracker as a baked rare bit. A reference to a dish of melted cheese over toast. Stop it. Stupid things were back then.

It's a baked rabbit. Oh, this is a delicacy. We take a piece of toast that we don't have toast yet, so who, God knows how we toast of this piece abroad. They were... And I'd mount a some cheese over it. That's a fine meal. Okay.

That's really, it's just like they melted a bunch of cheese on a piece of toast. Teethers 1075 year, though. It was, it was acquired by a Kansas-based company, which actually is the same name as my drag name, Sunshine Biscuit. Oh, Sunshine Biscuit. Sunshine Biscuit, what is my drag name. Sunshine Biscuit. We'll dance again.

And then they go on and on with. So the reason we get into this is because it's their birthday this week, people are debating online, and they had a poll on the Cheez-It website, to rank your favorite cheese at flavors. Oh, well, it's... I didn't know there were 12. Well, it's absolutely insane, but it's, if it's anything other than A is regular,

and then B1 and B2 is white cheddar and extra toasty, and then I don't care what you do with the rest of the flavors, then your list is wrong. You were right with your number one, that one. No, no, white cheddar. Okay, that's B1. Yep. Original's third place.

Now, I know I might sound crazy. I like original more than white cheddar. I like original more than extra toasty. No, same. That's why it's original is my number one, and then it's depending on how I feel. Uh-huh. White cheddar, their white cheddars used to be way better.

I don't know why. They changed a recipe? Yeah, it's not, they used to have, it was more of a like, I don't say you get more of a film on your fingers, but they weren't so stingy with the white cheddar powder dust. Do you do that thing at the bottom of the box, where you're just, it's just handfuls of salt. You know, when you're eating a box of cheese that's and you get in there gone.

And you go to it in your life. But there's still that little corner pocket of ground up cheese that's and salt. Well, now what my OCD has started to do because I've become obsessed with it because it's always worked out. Now at the end of like chips and stuff, I've started to grind the bejesus out of them and add them to my Panko thing for my Tendys Mixins. Good thinking. Just because it's worked. But what I usually do is when it's something like that, I take the bag out. You cut with scissors the bag like all the way down.

Then you just have yourself a pouring option. But it's not the whole bag. No, you drink it. So you're crumming all over. You're just getting a nice little pore. No, when I'm doing that somewhere, my cardiologist is going, what? I feel a disturbance.

What's happening? Oh, his heart just seized. Oh, my God. Is there a man eating a whole bag of salt and ground cheeses? Yes. So good. I love cheese. Sidebar, since you just had one of your extras,

extra food things that you do. I meant to text you about this. It's very important news. Made a chicken patty sandwich for lunch. Okay. It's on a potato roll. Oh. Listen to this.

Okay. I was like, hey, now, hold on a second. I could have just a chicken patty sandwich. Yeah. But what if I had a chicken bacon ranch chicken patty sandwich? Hey now. And I put a dollop of ranch and bacon bits on it, dude. I was going to say, do you have some bacon, but little bacon and little bacon bits?

That is, it's like a little mini. Chicken bacon ranch lunch lunch. CBL? Or, wait, chicken, bacon is the B, ranch, R. It was awesome. There's my, if I had a cooking show, there's where it is. Air fryer, a chicken patty, put it on a roll, ranch bacon bits, boom. You'll dollop.

Again, my cardiologist is feeling a disturbance in the force. Number one was white cheddar. Number two. Smoked cheddar. Um, nah, I mean, nah. Number three is original. It's okay. And then we get into the ones I didn't even know existed.

That's insane. Sank, smoke catter over original. Number four is Italian four cheese? Mm-hmm. Okay. You have those? I've seen them. Yeah, they've had a couple here or there.

There's a good variety of cheese that's out there. Number five is gluten-free original. I get it. People have ciliac, or they have different diseases. They can't eat their gluten. They're nerd. So it's going to make it, fine. Sorry, you're a nerd with gluten-free animals.

I won't judge you, but I will judge the number six who was ranking whole-grain cheese-its. What's? Cheez-its are supposed to be a garbage food. They're not meant to be whole-grained and healthy. They're meant to be a terrible decision. Yeah, because then, aren't they at that point? They're like the wheat thins almost, right?

Someone's selling four cheese that's stuck together on eBay for a grand. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, no, I've never seen those. Okay. When does, are there like those crunch ones on there at all? What ones? Just like the cheese hits crunch?

There's bigger. No, they're not in the top 12. No. Number seven, cheddar jack. Ah, yeah. I like that. I do like that one. That one is pretty good.

I like a cheddar jack. I don't hate that one. I've never had these ones. The buffalo wing? Yeah, those are good. Those are good? Not bad. Does it taste like a buffalo wing sauce?

A little. Yeah. Depends. Hot and spicy, number nine. Oh. That, eh. I don't always like what stuff is just spicy. You know what I mean?

None of these are going to. beat the original for me. So, I agree. Smoked Gouda cheez-its? I don't even know. That was an option.

I, I, have I, I, I'm looking for the box. Jealousy says hot and spicy, hot and spicy suck. Really? Yeah. Interesting.

Okay. No, no, I've never. And then reduced fat and pepper jack. Oh, come on. Rounding it out. Yeah, pepperjack. You like pepper jack? Pepperjack I've had.

Some people online see a pepperjack is their favorite. Yeah. Oh, there's the whole, okay. Reduce fat ones. Do they taste bad? I don't like reduced fat foods. I'm already gonna be fat. You'd probably like the smoked Gouda.

I would. Don't you like Gouda? Isn't that what cheese you like? Boxcar says grooves. Havardi, that's what. Are there cheese? Is it Groves? Yes.

Those are good? Those are good because they're kind of like trisketes. Mm-hmm. They're these. Look at those. Yeah. Those are good. More space for dips and stuff.

Yeah. Well, there you go. I like making pepperoni and cheese sandwiches out of my cheeses. So you'll make a, you cut up some cheese. Instead of using crackers, he used cheese. It's double cheese. I like that. You know, for a little cheese roll-up, I got curious because I found a random cheese stick left over from my egg rolls.

I took a cheese stick and I put it on my little corn tortilla. And I put that in the microwave and then rolled it. That was pretty cool. Yeah, like a cheesy roll-up. That was pretty good. Talk about cheesy roll-up, dude. Yeah, that was neat. Good for you.

Good morning. This is Kay Rock, and it's a beer Thursday. What the question? Mark. Yeah. We're at diners all those Fridays this month. So I said, why doesn't Joe and Chris come in on a Thursday and do some beers? And then tomorrow morning we'll be up at Wade's.

Oh, like a beer. In this we go. Hi, guys. How are we doing? Hello. Are we getting ready for nicer weather? Are we going to be opening doors? Oh, it's the best.

I had it open the other day when it was 40. I was like, I'm good. I'll mop the floor. I want that door open. You got to burp the house. Just to be able to hear the outside sometimes. Yes. Even if it's the cars and the table.

That's what I mean, just to hear it. Branching out bottle shop, Township 5 in Camillas. You know them, you love them. They're right there. You go over there and get your beers, and we got a spring-themed four-based. Yes, and we're really. Spring into existence. Spring has already sprung.

We all know this. Something sprung. Hey! It'll get sprung. I'm sorry. That's fine. All right, go ahead. What are we got?

First one. I set them up, you knock them down. All right, bud. Sounds like tangerines. We've got a little pale American wheat from fat orange cat called no spring. kitten. This tastes like shower shoes. It was mere moments ago that I realized that was a riff on no spring chicken.

He means the beer called shower. It doesn't actually taste like the shoe that's wearing to the shower. That just hit me immediately and I couldn't like this tastes like shower shoes. Yeah, years ago we made a beer with IBEU called shower shoes. Because it has a sour

because it has that little IPA. I don't disagree here because there's natural flavors added and my guess is like a grape fruit or something. Because you can smell it. It's really good. I think shower shoes was a grapefruit sour IPA, right? I don't remember yesterday show.

It was a New England style IPA and a sour. Yeah. That's all, because I don't like usually IPAs. That's really good. This one's not an IPA. Oh, just a... It's a pale wheat. Where's fat orange cat out of? Connecticut. Connecticut.

Yeah. Or at least brood in Connecticut. Interesting. Distributed by 12 percent brooding canned by fat orange in North Haven, Connecticut. Very nice. It's a little kitty in a basketball hoop. Are any of these from road trips? No. No, all right, cool.

No. No. That's the only non-New York, though. All right, go on. That is true, yeah. So, moving on to the New York beers. Okay. We have from Evil Twin, is it too early to get spring fever?

Is it too early to get spring fever? But that's when you want to do. do kisans to people, spring fever. That's what that means. They get Twitter-pated. Yes. I was just going to say that's when deer do sex to each other. And then she says Twitter-pated.

What he was from the movie with the deer who gets his mom shot in the head at the start. Wow. I haven't even watched. Spoiler alert. Honestly, it doesn't really ruin much of the story. I have it on my TiVo. Is Evil Twin around here? Why do I know that?

Brooklyn. Oh, down in the city. All right, cool. We typically go down there for our beer runs, but we've been having a pallet shipped Maybe I know them because you bring them in a lot. You like them? Yeah. They just have really neat flavors.

The strong smell, too. And fun names. And fun names. That's actually one of their shorter names. Woo! So you, uh, yes, you invoked the IPA.

Yeah. So tell me about this beer. I wasn't paying attention. I don't think. Whoa, that's a strong one. That's a strong. The 7% IPA with Motuika,

Ariana, Comet and Citra hops. Ariana Grande's. Ariana Grande's. A little bit of Ariana in every can. Wow. That's what that. It's an IPA that tastes like an

You're an IPA fan. That's your beer right there. I can hang with it, but I can hang with a couple of sips. Yeah, I was going to say. A little tasting cup for you. Big, big beer. I didn't even ask you what the four-pack price was, Carissa. What do we got?

$17. $17. Get over there. Tax and deposit included. Very nice. Oh, yeah, that one made my nose. Right? I'll need another cup.

I don't want to mix the flavors. That's flash my face and the microphone. Nice. We can't bring him anywhere. He can't. Number three was a cute dog on the can. I know. Oh, that's the kind of dog that is outside when we see it that looks like a cow.

Oh, it does. Is this an English bulldog? Is that what that is? I think it's a French. French. Yeah, a little Frenchie. So this is from Brewery Ardennes in Geneva. Okay.

It's a spring farm ale or a Belgian-style Bierre de Marse. Oh, that sounds fancy. Excuse me. Down in Geneva, eh? Yes, it's a really cool spot. It's an old sheep farm, and it's just a beautiful facility, great food, delicious beer. Lots of Belgian beers. They do a lot of...

Yeah, the Belgian beers have that clove taste. I'm going to like this. I like a good Belgian beer. And they do the like higher alcohol Belgians, like the Belgian doubles and triples and quads. So that gets more raisin and fig flavors. That's good. He says they do Belgian-style food there too.

That's exciting. I like a good Belgian beer. What else is there other than a waffle? I was going to say, what is Belgian-style food exactly? I don't know. I think that might be Swiss. I don't know. Do they do like...

Some type of meat and cheese. Meat and smash meat. meats maybe. Yeah, I'm going to have to look this up. That's really good. I do like this one. Yeah. Thanks for confusing us, Ace.

You're welcome. I think I'm ramping up the flavors in the order that I picked here because the next one has a little more. Oh, yeah. Belgian food is hearty, indulgent, French-inspired. And, okay, so you've got things like double-fried friets. Oh, okay. Rich beer-stued meats. Okay, yes.

And a lot of chocolates. All right. They also do creamy mushed vegetables, no. Yeah, that sounds weird. And muscles. Okay. I don't like it. But yes, waffles are a big one as well.

What is creamy mushed vet? What is that even? I try it. What are we talking? I don't like mushy vegetables like that. Like a vegetable puree situation? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. They took like a carrot and boiled it and then like.

And then mush and shredded. I don't hate that. So you're going for like the fancy presentation. Ooh. Yeah. It looks like a carrot. Sounds like it's like Brussels sprouts and stuff. Oh, that makes sense.

I like Brussels. Yeah, Brussels. But yeah, it sounds like baby food. I don't know. I'm sure it's good. I just had Brussels sprouts. Now you got me down a rabbit hole. Did you see that?

A friend of mine got April fooled yesterday. No. Somebody brought in a tray of what it looked like strawberry covered, like chocolate covered strawberries with sticks in them, and you go to bite it and it's a Brussels sprout. Ah, that's hilarious. That's a burn. That's impressive.

Is the Brussels sprout cooked? Oh, that question. You might like it. I'd probably eat that. Chocolate covered Brussels sprouts. I like Brussels sprouts. You like it. So I might if it's all mushy.

I don't know about a raw Brussels sprout. Have you had a raw brussel sprout? I tried. It's hard. It's very hard. Yeah, it's like a hard cabbage you can't eat. No. I don't,

I don't have with Brussels sprouts. These beers are much better. Yeah. What's our last beer here, Joseph? All right, so we've got from Beer Tree in Binghamton. Spice of Life, a spiced spring ale at 6. 0.8% And there are

pictures of mint, ginger, chinaman. It says all the things right down the side here in a really small brand. Well, that's lame. He wanted to do it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

It's an adventure. What a wild ride that is! Yep. That was all the spices you just listed off. Ramping up those flavors, baby. Take a sip of that. Honey, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cardamom, coriander, vanilla, and lactose. Take a sip of that beast.

Yeah, clear it out, cleanse the palate. Spring has sprung. That's a bomber right there, bud. Yoo! That is fun. This little baby's on sale right now. That 990th. That's really good, though.

Yeah, it's delicious. I like it a lot. Honestly, for as flavorful as it is, it's got a lighter body so you can drink it. And just enjoy it. It's all of the flavors. It reminds me of a fall beer but lighter. You guys always bring in one that's like a whole new taste. Yeah, cool.

And that one's like a whole new flavor I've never had before. A whole new beer. Oh, Aladdin. You like that one? I do like this one. I like fall beers. It would work at Christmas time too, chat. It would work at Christmas time to.

It has a lot of the winter seasoning winter warmer flavors. But it's lighter. So it's, I think they were trying to do like their fall pumpkin spice thing. Then they're winter warmer and now this is like the spring warmer. Like, hey, all those flavors, but lighter, brighter. And kind of like, warming up a little. Yeah. What was it called again?

Spice of life. Spice of life. Spice up your life. Every boy and every girl. Go ahead and run through the four pack again, Jolson. All right. We started with a fat orange cat, pale wheat called no spring kitten. Then we did Evil Twins is it too early to get spring fever IPA.

Then we had the Bierre de Mars from Ardennes, the spring farm ale. And we finished with... Wow, these animals. They're matching the cans. I know what she's doing. Because I want to see what she does for this last one. He's pepperonies. He's doing pepperoni.

There's something in this studio. Where is it? But I don't know what it is because there's multiple. Get out of here. All right. Sorry, I'm sorry, Joe. Go ahead. What's the leg?

Go ahead. I try to explain the last. Beer trees. Spice of life And now they're spice girls We let in a bunny What is going on? That's hilarious

The sound of a bunny Sporty spices in it Interestingly, do you know That one of my very first pets Was a fat orange cat? It was named Garfield I think my dad didn't like it So he gave it away

My wife's dream is to someday have another orange cat She had one for a while We named Wilson I don't remember it She loves orange cats Are her favorite We saw that one. They have a thing.

That says the orange is the naughty in all of our cats. So we have cats that are multiple colors. We have two cats with orange. And whenever we say something they did naughty, she's like, hmm, that's the orange in them. Yeah. That's the orange. That's funny.

What is that? What is that? Orange tabby? Every time. They're orange cat. Every single time we go to branching out or over a township file, we got to go look at the kittens. We got to go to the moths.

Yep. Where's their animals? At the pet co. A pet co. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I don't know if that's C&Y Cat Coalition, but there's... I think so. Some adoption agency has their cats in there, and we always got to go get them.

Every time that's empty, I'm like, no. I know, it's a bummer. You know what I'm not buying what I was going to buy. It's a bummer. Yeah, I don't need anything anymore. Oops, just not, never mind. My wife and oldest will be like, well, we got to go see the cats and there's no cats there. Like, why am I even here?

Well, I guess is that... Isn't that like a good thing then, I guess, right? That means it, oh, they're all in the house. All right, what's the price tag on that, Carissa? $17. $17. Box what we got coming up for tastings. Yeah, so tonight we have industrial arts.

No, no, we don't. Tonight's Thursday. Thank you. Tomorrow, we don't. Friday, four to six, we have industrial arts and Saturday. I'm still working on the time. I think it's going to be noon, noon to three. We're doing a infused beverage sample.

Oh, very fine. Do you have that other side of those ones? Is it rhythm? Is that the name? Rhythm is the dancing. I don't know what you're talking about. No, of the, you know. Oh, no, I don't have that brand.

I have. I have. We have over a hundred different. I was going to say, I don't know if you know because there's a million. Yeah, the new popular one is the bottles of them. 750 meter little bottles. So you pour it in like a shot and instead of it being alcohol. Yeah, those are good.

That's interesting. And put it in anything. You know, like those unflavored ones. You have a watermelon one. We have a lime one. So there, see how the trends are changing? Branching a bottle shop is it? We're on top of it.

They're on top of it. They're adapting. We went to the Galapagos for a reason. We wanted to know about evolution. and adaptation. And I think we did all right. We came out better on the other side. Oh, yeah.

I wanted to say that. It's Easter for Jesus' birthday. Yeah, for Jesus. We'll say that. We'll say that. I mean, listen, we're going to be in Cleveland seeing the one day. So that's what's going on, all right? They're in Cleveland, the Wonder Years and Cleveland?

Yeah, Saturday. And then we're going to a Cavaliers game Sunday because why not? Rock and roll Hall of Fame, Cavaliers game. I've never been. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's so awesome.

I love the Rock and Roll Hall of. Yeah, but what's the NBA game? Yeah, but who are the Cavs playing? I'm more excited about that. Pacers. They're not great. No, but I like, it's a cool arena. That is a very cool arena.

Do I just wear a Bill's jersey because it's the only sports team? No, I told me she's going to wear whatever she buys at the Wonder Years' concert. There you go. There you go. Yeah, that works. Hi, I'm here for the basketball game, but I'm only aware of the Buffalo Bills. Go, Bill! Go, Boos!

Yeah, sports. Yikes. So, go, go, go sports, I guess. All right. branching out bottle shop follow them on social media of course go over and see them in person and like i always say they're like a couple little beer gnomes if you don't know what you like they'll help you find something you like or if you want to get gifts they'll help you get the gifts little beer numbs running around that's what i don't know that's what's happening right now all right

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