The Show - DAYLIGHT SAVED
Episode Date: March 9, 2026We did it. We saved the daylight. Let’s get in to a Monday show. Our boy Danhausen pops up again on Smackdown. Cody’s ghost app is detecting a bunch of stuff in the studio. Olive Garden ju...st hits sometimes. Plus, random stuff left on planes in 2026 & lots more on a Mondee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
That it felt good, too, Katie.
Better felt good.
Come on it!
dummies, wow.
Here we are.
You are out of Monday.
Right?
March 9th.
Frick.
We've saved the daylight or whatever it was, daylight.
Do we end daylight saving?
We did it.
We bumped the clocks up.
Katie and Chats and I went around and changed our clock at 5 p.m. on Saturday.
How dare you?
Yeah.
Don't even.
I fought the urge, Katie.
I'm not lying to you.
Don't either.
I haven't tacked.
and Cody, I was like, it'd be nice just to get it done right now.
No.
Just give me a, I'll get it, I'll get it out of the way.
No.
If you don't know the running joke on this show is that my stepfather, my entire life,
sets the clocks like, way or like he does, he gets it out of the way.
It was done Friday.
Probably done Friday.
It was absolutely done Friday.
I saw my family yesterday.
I meant to ask, but.
It was done Friday.
You know, like, whatever.
Late Saturday morning.
Whenever.
Saturday was the questionable day.
Yeah, either whenever he would, uh,
because he's retired, right?
Oh, dude!
Whenever he would potentially get home from work on Friday,
or when he would wake up Saturday.
One of those two, I would say.
I really need Tam Tam in here to tell you this.
So I saw my family yesterday for my brother's 40th birthday.
Uh-huh.
And, yes, my stepfather is retired now.
And I guess he's just hanging out at Dix,
making friends in the golf section.
My mom says he just goes to Dix and he's gone for hours
Because they have the
Some of them have that like
Pudding section
That's his retirement thing right now
He's chipping, he's trying out different clubs
He's making friends at the Dix golf set
If you see a man hanging out in the Dix golf section
That's Bob
Because it's free
You can try clubs
It's like a little mini
A little chipping green
She was like he'll leave
And he'll just
be gone for hours.
So, yeah, he's retired.
That's what he's doing with his retirement.
Yeah.
Good.
Oh, hi, ho, everybody.
That's the best.
Good.
We can all go, uh, we can go golfing.
We can do whatever it's called where we take the best of the ball,
and it'll just be whatever you, it'll be whatever your son's.
Captain and crew.
It's the best over and over.
Captain and crew is what you do.
That's what we have to do, because I can't.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm terrible golfer.
That's what I said when, uh, uh, uh,
Rick and Gomez and
and I went to that golfing place.
Yeah.
We were like, yeah, if we ever did this,
you two would have to be the...
Do captain and crew.
Here and here.
My son was golfing on Saturday.
He went to the golf simulator.
Oh, I was pretty impressive.
I mean, I was, you know, bad.
Yeah.
But I was pretty impressive in the areas
that I thought I was not going to be
impressive.
When you were doing the simulator thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it piqued my interest again.
I told, I told, when I set up,
I said, I want to do,
all three.
I want to take the driving range
lesson again.
I want to start again over again
to, you know, just to freshen up.
And then if there's the middle game one,
and then a putting lesson.
Yeah.
Because I don't understand any of that stuff.
No, I don't either, but I enjoy being out there.
It's fun.
Now that my kid does it,
and it's like, I get out there and do it, you know?
That way you can go to say for 24 months.
On Saturday morning, when it's nice.
It is nice to just get out and walk around.
It is nice.
You do that.
Nah.
The youngest has burned through every penny of Christmas and birthday money.
He gets that big influx of cash around the turn of the year.
So like Christmas and then birthday's January.
I was going to say he suffers from the same affliction that I suffer from.
Just in a different order.
I get it at the beginning of December and at the December.
He gets it at the end of December and then in January.
Our parents screwed us over a little.
That's okay.
They could have timed out their humps a little bit probably.
Could have kept it in their pants for different times with that.
That's okay.
We're just a wintertime babies.
He burned through all of his money with golf stuff.
He got a new.
Hell yeah.
What did he get?
He bought himself a new bag.
He bought,
there's a,
I think there's a putter coming at some point.
I don't know.
I was,
this is going to sound a,
I was holding all of Khan's clubs.
Uh-huh.
Just like checking them out.
Yeah.
Wow.
The difference,
like the putters and,
oh,
if you're a real golfer,
yeah.
Yeah,
he's got all of the clubs.
So I was looking at different.
You know, like wadges and all that.
Oh, man, nice clubs are nice.
It is nice.
I just take whatever.
I grabbed a couple clubs from a thrifty shopper last year.
And then I got to find out what they're doing over at Winola because my brother-law was telling me it's going to be more like a top golf than it is a simulator.
I drove by because I was out that way for my, I can't remember what.
They took down a lot of land to, they're going to be putting up a bunch of cool stuff over there.
That's going to be.
I got to see what that is because I thought they were just putting like a thing inside of a barn or something.
But my brother-in-law, is that where he golfs?
No, they're going to be more like top golf.
So that'll be cool over there right there.
That is, Winola is in Manoa?
It's Manoa.
Right?
Kirkville-Mano.
Kirkville, Manow.
And a lot of the boys are going to be all like, hey, what the heck?
Got to do it.
They've been going there for years.
But no, that's going to be such a nice thing for that area.
Oh, well, we got a beautiful couple days here, guys.
Right.
60s, almost 70, potentially 70 today and Wednesday.
I will tell you, it has done a lot of snow melting.
I saw Lock One couldn't even open yesterday because of the melting snow.
How caverns is flooded.
The amount, you're eight feet.
Yeah!
What?
It can be naked in there.
It's hard to explain.
Don't tell me where I get me naked.
The amount of snow that melted from the parents' backyard this weekend was astonishing.
Dude.
There was huge.
snow mounds. When I got there Friday, when I left Sunday, no snow.
Dude, it was crazy how much snow melted.
What the hell?
I have never been more thankful that we live on top of a hill because that, if you live in a flood zone.
I've still only got my couple spots left by me that have any snow left.
It's very weird.
But, you know, but it is doing the thing.
It's going to do what I said.
It's going to snow on Thursday and Friday.
It's going to have all this melt.
And it's going to do quicker, though.
It's going to rain a little.
I'd like that.
Oh, and then snow again.
I'd like some rain to just clean off the roads a little bit, clean things up.
I can't believe how gross we all are.
Why?
The amount of garbage.
Garbage and dog poop and stuff.
Yeah.
Dog poop, I mean, I get it.
But garbage?
What are we doing as a community?
It is gross.
It is gross.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
It's like, what do you guys just take your garbage outside and flip the garbage bag upside down and dump it?
out. You know I was doing a show with Captain Planet over here?
Listen to this guy. Earth, wind, water, heart.
Ice?
100.1.196. K. Rock.
No CM Punk on Friday night Smackdown, but everybody else was on, basically.
Yeah, no, they try to keep them separate.
They don't, they, um, they'll eventually do it again, but they'll do, like, drafts to try
to, like, freshen things up, which we used to be wicked cool, because,
I'm not a fan of the brand split.
I like when it's everybody on every show.
But that's, I mean, it makes for more opportunities.
But then every once in a while, they would do a draft where then they'd be like,
oops, see a punks were drafted to Smackdown.
I was texting with the U and Hambone on Friday night because I haven't watched a Friday night
Smackdown in forever, but I wanted to watch for Danhausen because I knew Danhausen
was going to be on.
Yep.
And that was stacked, man.
That was everybody on that show.
Yeah, they have a lot of people on Smackdown, man.
A lot of people to the point where they don't know what to do.
with a bunch of them.
And then I texted you guys.
I was like, are they going to really main event Cody Rhodes for
WrestleMania again?
Like that's...
I told you,
that's a just will you wait?
What's the feud he has?
It's just they, it's great.
It's whatever, everyone wants to see it.
They're just not at the expense of a bunch of other things.
It's a nice SummerSlam feud and a WrestleMania one,
but they could easily hold it off for a SummerSlam.
They just,
Cody Rhodes kind of came up in the business in WWE under Randy Orr in a stable.
And then they were friends and they had a little feud.
just the littlest feud.
And, you know, they never really got to do anything.
Because when they did, quote, quote, feud,
Cody Rhodes wasn't anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there wasn't a feud with that versus the greatest guy in the company.
So now it needs a little more.
Now, yeah, saying, Ann Orton's going out.
If you guys say, you and Bone both say that that's a good,
awesome.
Wrestling fans will love it.
I'm just, I've had enough Cody Rhodes, I think.
It'll be great.
And I think it's going to allow Cody Rhodes to turn heel.
Oh, that would be nice.
He's a really good heel.
That would be nice.
I think he's, because I think this is,
they're going to boo him out of the building.
Yeah.
He's not going to get cheered in Vegas.
He's just not.
Do you like the Danhausen,
the Mizhousen now?
Do you like that?
I like that.
That's funny.
I like that he's looking for a guy to mentor him.
I mean,
Miz would be a good one because he doesn't have to do.
Yeah.
But I don't know where actually they're going to put him.
I don't know where they're putting Danhaus.
I don't know if he's going to be on both.
He's going to be on Raw.
Yeah, I got to see him wrestle.
I really want to see him wrestle now.
going to be a bit. I bet. I would not be surprised if it's
after even mania. I just get worried that he's going to annoy people now
if he doesn't get in the ring. But I get what his character is. He's like
just comedic. Yes, that's what he does that.
Everything, whenever you see, M. Monday is Smackdown. That's so far what he is.
He'll, I mean, he does two more, you know, he does bigger things, but that's kind of his
stick. I like that he's, uh, if you guys haven't been following, Dan Housen was just
introduced at elimination chamber. Comes out that CM Punk was really
pushing for him because they became friends
of AEW.
His gimmick is that CM Punk
stole his go-to-sleep so he makes
C-N-Punk pay him off.
There's videos on Dan Housen's YouTube
channel. Yes.
Where he went to a comic show and he made
CM Punk buy him a bunch of comics because he's been using
his go-to-sleep. Every time he uses his movie,
owes him a comic and stuff like that.
Yeah, he does a bunch of comics or stuff.
He's a big comic guy.
And he's still making YouTube videos.
Yes.
Well, that's his, I mean, his
Yeah.
His brand is him.
Is him being silly.
And I like, like, when was the last time there was like a comedic wrestler?
Like, what was the last time?
Well, our truth is that guy.
Oh, yeah, he is funny.
Yeah.
They always like to have that guy around to do stuff, whether it be a Santino Morella with the cobra.
Sure, sure, sure.
Or, I mean, you know, look at the whole attitude era with different guys and stuff like that.
They like to have some comedic elements.
but it helps that when the comedic element is also one of the most over guys in wrestling
and can sell the most merchant wrestling.
That helps a lot.
I like that he's just annoying to everybody.
And he's so on up.
He's not self-aware at all.
Nope.
Yeah, I like it.
Everybody acts like that to him good and bad.
Yeah.
It was a fun smackdown.
Well, yeah, they're saying that he's already been added to 2K26.
Oh, really?
Season 5 of the ringside pass.
Yeah.
When did that game come out?
Is it out now?
Like a couple days.
ago.
Yeah.
I don't wait.
Cool.
Oh yeah.
I haven't watched a SmackDown
or a while.
It was a nice that gets me,
it's like as weird as it is,
wrestling is like a summertime nostalgia for me.
Yeah.
Because that's when I'd watch it at my grand,
with my grandpa.
Yeah.
Is he'd watch wrestling and it would be like,
so, you know, Friday night's a little warmer.
I got wrestling on.
Like it just is a nice nostalgic blanket for me.
Yep.
And we didn't have to go to school.
Nope.
You can stay up late.
On Tuesday.
So, you know, we'd get out around and watch in Raw.
we can actually enjoy it.
I like it.
That's fun.
It was good.
I like it.
Three hours is a lot.
It was a lot of show.
I was watching for a while.
I'm like, oh my God.
I get caught up.
Not that I expected him to wrestle, but it was like,
no, there's, but.
I waited a long time for that.
All right.
They get caught up in a lot of that stuff.
Yeah.
There's just so much to do that is three hours.
And then I get caught up and doing anything else so I can just tape it so I can fly through
commercials and anything I don't.
Yeah.
want to watch, although they're
figured out, advertisers figured out
some deal with the TV people
where wrestling is one of the shows
where they're like, oh, you're going to skip the commercials,
are you? Well, I guess we're just going to put
a little bit of the match right here on the side screen.
Yeah, they'll do screen and screen stuff.
They know what they're doing. You got to do it. And then I'm
sitting there watching a random
commercial for four minutes.
You watch an Ovalteen commercial while in the
in set, you got a wrestle match going on.
Because they are also told,
We're in break, but we're on TV, but they get told, so they're not going to do anything great.
They're dazed in the corner for a long time or whatever.
Sunday is 315 Day, and we are going to be giving you chances to win tickets to five-finger death punch.
Shut up.
Be listening all day on 315 this Sunday for a ticket code.
Every hour, you're going to get a different code to text the text line.
and you have a chance to and tickets
If I remember the number
That's weird because there's only one code
What's that bro code?
No, me
Oh, you are code
Yeah, that's true
Yeah, that's you, that's true
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
But no, that's cool though
Um
It'll be fun, 315 day
That means a bunch of stuff going on around town
They like to celebrate that around here
Well, let's look at the combo
It's gonna be parade day Saturday
Then 315 day on Sunday
Yeah
When is actual St. Patrick's Day?
Tuesday.
of next week.
So, I mean, there's going to be a lot of drinking dough happening, right?
From, you know, the start of this weekend all the way through to the, because once Tuesday,
okay, cool.
St. Patrick's Day, Wednesday was nice.
Yeah.
But then the tournament starts Thursday.
So there's no break.
We're on that long-ass stretch of stuff now where, I mean, if you want to talk, maybe
like that little stretch between like April and the National Championship is going on from, like,
Russellmania, or whatever Easter is.
But now we're into it.
We're into it.
There's March Madness.
There's Easter.
There's WrestleMania.
There's baseball.
There's outside.
We're into it now.
No, we're into it in a way that I...
I don't know how this happened.
But somehow like every appointment is these next two weeks in my life.
I don't know how the scheduling happened this way.
Get it out of the way, I guess.
Everybody has teeth cleanings.
There's orthodontist appointments.
There's eye appointments.
I've got an infusion appointment.
And all just happened to fall.
these two weeks for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like one of the, what's that, what's the word of catch 22?
It's catch 22.
Or you get it all out of the way for the next, you know, all summer, but, you know.
It'll be nice.
It'll be nice that that, you know, is done, but holy cow, it's a lot on the calendar.
Yeah.
At least the weather will be okay, I guess, right, instead of it being last month.
And I know these are like made for, like, I can't tell if this is a joke job or a real job.
But this is a job I'd actually be caught.
This our job is a joke job.
This one is a joke.
But the Wendy's Chief Tasting Officer position,
I can't tell, I think this is a real job.
The CTO?
The CTO?
Are we hired a CTO here?
I need a CTO.
I think that we've got a CTO.
Because like, yeah.
Baby Huey.
Because they'll put these things out where it's like,
I don't know, blockbuster, what's a movie thing?
like watch all these movies and you'll write reviews on them,
but they're like joke jobs.
No, yeah, because this sounds like a real job.
Those would be the jobs to just be like,
all right, yeah, I rented 10 movies.
You know, like what you're saying.
Yeah.
It's they're hiring a chief tasting officer for 100 grand,
so you got my attention there.
It involves tasting menu items and creating video reviews
with duties being primarily remote,
except for the occasional restaurant visit.
Bro, I would be great at this job.
Yeah, that's...
A company representative confirms
that positions legitimacy.
No professional experience is required,
though applicants must submit creative videos
and be comfortable on camera describing food.
Requirements include human mouth, pulse, and opinions.
Bro, you should just send the quest for the biggest.
Any of those to them.
Be like, look, I already did it.
Like I would be a great chief tasting officer, Wendy's.
I like your food, although I don't want to eat any fish.
Do you have fish?
Don't make me eat your fish.
You're going to have to eat everything they have.
I can't have a baby mouth then.
No.
It's going to have to have the biggest, juiciest burgers with the lettuce,
tomatoes, onions, and all that stuff on there.
They're obviously referencing, you know, this is what it looks like when you don't have to
pretend you like your product.
They're busting on the McDonald's CEO.
Yes.
My favorite.
Oh yeah, I can't take onions off.
No, that's what I'm saying.
It's got to be.
Damn it.
Everything.
You could.
I can do it.
For a hundred grand, I can eat onions.
Let me tell you something right now.
I effing love fish.
Yep.
It's my favorite.
For a hundred grand, I love this tartar sauce.
Put tartar sauce on everything.
Oh, man.
That there are all this, people are still posting about the, I don't know if I can say this on the radio, but.
Because, you know, McDonald's CEO and then Burry.
Burger King CEO.
Every burger CEO has been having to do a video.
I'd eat my numnums.
Yeah, right?
Somebody tweet.
RB CEO about to start banging them flaps.
And I'm like, you know what?
That would be the way to finish it.
Just cut to the RBCEO, just going to town.
Any ghost activity at the place this weekend?
No, I forgot.
You were a Mama Max, right?
That's what I opened it because I just remember now.
I'm an idiot.
That place is calling it as ball.
and probably would have exploded my phone.
If you don't know what we're talking about.
The end of Friday show.
Cody was playing with his ghost app.
He was playing with his ghost app in his apartment.
Yes.
Where his father's ashes are.
Yeah.
And what was the thing?
Like he pointed and he said water berry because you're supposed to bury him in the water.
Yeah, like I asked a couple of random questions and it answered with things about like,
like how do he die and it said stomach.
And yeah, and then it said waterberry.
And then it said his name.
Yeah, and then said Francis.
Yeah.
When we were here.
It's like, oh, oh, no.
Yeah, it was not cool.
That the ghost is talking to.
Don't be doing ghost stuff.
And then you said your ghost app will show like the little stick figures moving around sometimes.
Yeah, like that's, but that I never can get because like it picks it up all the time.
Like there's one on it right now.
Where?
See it?
I can't move it.
I see it moving.
Yeah.
There's a little ghost right there.
It's like breakdancing on the floor.
floor here in the studio. Yeah. It's like he's
going through my bag. Well, I mean, many
careers have died in this room, so I don't know.
He's gone now. Oh. Oh, he's back.
All right. It's like he's rifling through my bag.
So I don't know. But like it definitely picks up
like there, picks up your face, but now there's a little body
dancing on you. There's a ghost behind me?
It was dancing on you for the, either like right in front of you.
There just seems to be that one where it's like
sideways. I don't know if the camera.
I can't really see that. Yeah, but I don't know how much of these I trust.
Oh, not even a little bit. It's just weird
what it's picking up. The words one is
Weird.
That's what this one is.
It's the same thing.
It just does.
Also, it picks up the stick guy and facial, like the red box.
Okay.
Is the spirit's face?
Like right now, it's on you because it can obviously see a face.
Okay.
What's the name of the app people are asking?
Well, I don't know.
While you do that, let me do this plug.
We are doing our first ever K-Rock baseball draft.
Or what is it, fantasy baseball thing?
Yes, we're doing fantasy baseball.
Baseball.
Cody's going to have a league.
Con's going to have a league.
Division. Sorry.
I don't know any of this stuff.
I'm just saying words.
Like he's the A-L, I'm the N-L.
If you want to be in the fantasy baseball,
oh, Jesus Christ, I can't even get my head around.
This works a lot easier.
This makes it more memorable.
If you want to be a part of the baseball fantasy league.
There's no one name for it.
Whatever you say, yes.
Yeah.
Hit up the K-Rock text line because there's like,
I think you're each pick and six, right?
What is it?
It's going to be 12.
team league and con and i are going to be in it so that takes uh one or so uh what is it six each six
and yeah so five each yep so five each yep so five each so hit the krock tax line three one five
three six four one hundred nine let us know that you want to be in the base fantasy baseball thing
whatever there's no name for it there's no name for and they'll pick it and you'll do the whole
hey well businesses did you want your name to do you want a sponsor it yes did you want your name
to be where we were just saying all those things?
Hit us up.
We can get you on this show.
I was selling the show this weekend.
We got someone we're going to be sponsoring us soon.
That can be yours.
That can be yours right there.
We'll do it directly.
We'll take care of our own ass.
And on my thing, it says spectral seekers for the ghost app, but then when I close it
and open it, it says ghost SLS.
Oh, so one of those two.
I typed in free ghost app.
Free ghost app and he got it.
Yeah, they're all for silly fun.
He's sitting around.
Yeah.
Well, scientists in Japan have created a new onion.
Can they do the opposite?
Get rid of onions?
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Although,
I ate an onion.
You were all just talking about onions.
I ate an onion on Saturday.
Depending on what it is,
I've been trying to more as well.
After that burger ate at the fair,
I've been trying to more, but sometimes...
It was in the salad.
It was in a salad.
Okay.
And I was, I didn't want to...
It was a...
a lot of onions and I didn't want to pick them out.
So I was like, all right, you're just going to do this.
Just going to do it.
Yep.
And I did it.
And it wasn't terrible, but my breath tastes like onions.
For Smoochin's sake, everyone else is having onions too.
So when you go to make out with the rest of your family, that's okay.
Because everyone else will taste like onions.
I'm not making out with anybody.
But it just, it was like that lingering onion taste.
Yeah.
So in the moment I handled it.
Yeah, I get it.
But the rest of the day, I was like, I don't need what's going on with this.
But they've discovered, they've created a new onion that does not.
make your eyes water.
And because it's Japan,
they've named it smile ball.
Oh, smile ball.
I love...
Smile ball.
I love chopping up a smile ball.
Do all onions make your...
Well, onions release...
It's like that enzyme, right?
They release a volatile gas when they're damaged,
like being caught with a knife.
Gas is a reactor with the moisture in your eye and your body creates tears.
Do you ever do that just because of how weird it is?
What?
You ever hold when chopping onions, hold them up to your eyes?
Just like, why does this do you?
I've never done that.
It's so weird.
I have chopped onions and had, you know, my eyes water.
I've never held them up to my eyes.
But, like say you're chopping up, uh, I'm chopping broccoli.
Broccoli does not make your eyes.
No, no, it doesn't know.
Like those, there's scalyons, the long green, uh, bro.
Do those make your eyes cry too?
Um, I don't think.
I don't think I've ever chopped up a scalyland.
No, I try to avoid scalyons at all costs.
I don't like scalyons.
I don't know what purpose they serve.
I, yeah, I'd rather just have onions regular.
I don't love.
I like scalyons.
I don't know why they're on things.
I don't know why they're on so many things.
I'm so glad Taco Ba was like, you know what?
Get out of here.
That little scare was enough.
We're taking them off the nachos,
B'O grande.
Get them out of here.
You'll go to an Italian restaurant.
You'll have scalyons on your chicken franchise.
Nah,
multibani, no.
You'll go,
where else have I seen scalyons?
Now I'm blanking on them.
For, like, garnishes.
Chinese people will sometimes have scalions.
Oh, here's my delicious buffalo chicken wing dip.
Yeah, get it out of here.
What would you do that for?
Scalions make me so angry.
Just give a little color.
The green eyes, it's going to be in my mouth.
Eyes eat first.
I don't have teeth in my eyeballs.
Sadly, they're going to be called a different name when they come to the states.
Oh, boo.
We're going to call them Goldies for some reason.
Boo!
No, onions can't be called Goldies.
Smile ball has been bred to remove the enzyme responsible for making your eyes water.
Yeah, that makes sense.
why wouldn't they should do that.
Now do that for the hear onions, for the regular onions.
We're going to have Goldies now.
Yeah, but they're going to be like $40.
Yeah.
$40 for the magic onion that your eyes don't water.
Because that's the down part of all of those.
Of food inventions?
Because there's a ton of weird new fruits and apples and everything out now
because they're just crossbreeding everything.
They're all expensive as hell.
I got another new apple last week, and it was like $270 something.
And I'm like, for an apple?
It was a huge ass apple, but...
Come on, man.
Too much for an apple.
That's a lot for an apple.
It was good.
Who's your apple guy?
Let me know what your apple guy is.
All right, when you got to get an apple guy?
Happy national meatball day to those who celebrate the morning.
This is cute.
I'll celebrate a meatball day, Bob.
That's a definite, yes.
Hell yeah.
Meatball day, that's the best.
I ate some meatballs yesterday.
My brother had a little thing.
small family gather for my brother's 40th.
Yeah, yeah, no cake.
Over here, I see.
Oh, yeah, what was the sweets?
No, that's cool, though.
No, no, no.
No, I don't think there was.
Oh, for his birthday, there's no cake.
You don't even have to lie.
I mean, I think I'm being honest.
I don't think there was cake there.
He had a spread of all of his favorite foods.
He got chicken wing dip.
He got Swedish meatballs.
Sam's the Scalions?
No, scalyons.
Damn right.
You can't right.
I'm leaving that house.
But Swedish meatballs.
That's an interesting meatball.
I like that that's a...
Little cheeseburger slider, some little pizza was there.
Cupcakes and cookies, Jay said.
Cousin Jay said, all right.
Thank you for being honest, Cousin Jay.
All right.
I don't know where those were.
Oh, okay.
I don't really look for cupcakes or cookies.
I like to have the savory.
Here he goes.
I really don't.
I like, if I'm at a party and that's the options,
as much as, like,
I'm thinking I don't really care for a lot of sweets a lot of the time.
I'm on cupcakes.
You do?
Yeah.
I like all that.
I'm gonna get, I'm definitely, I'm gonna like a cupcake.
I like, I'm a sweet guy, I like the savory, but I'm a, I'm a sweet guy.
Yeah.
I like, I like baked goods.
I'll have a slice of cake, but I'm a savory fella.
I'm gonna eat some meatballs in the dips.
See, I was just gonna say, I like what Susan says, cake is first.
That's why I kind of like cupcakes and stuff like that, because then I could do that first.
It's hard to do cake first, because then you got to ruin somebody's birthday or day.
Why to eat the cake first?
If I eat cake first, if I just go over there, cut a slice out of your wedding cake,
I'm probably going to get in trouble.
Yeah, you can't do that first.
You've got to, that's a closer.
Yes.
There's got to be a song before that.
But, you know, you've got a big old tower of cupcakes.
You ain't going to know if I take one.
Well, that was my sister's wedding.
Nanny went to the cupcakes before the thing even started.
You know, Nanny's got to get something to eat.
Damn right.
What's that, bunch of cupcakes?
They're not going to notice one being gone.
Listen, her blood sugar was a little lotion.
Got to get over there and get a cupcake.
Same, exactly.
Got to get in there.
Well, it is...
I do want a meatball, though.
It is National Meatball Day.
Get yourself some meatballs.
I can kill a meatball right now.
We had, uh, once a year this happens in my house.
And I don't care if you judge me, because I'm going to play a clip of another guy.
I don't care if you judge me.
Once a year, we like to get Olive Garden, all right?
I know there's a lot of Olive Garden hate.
Oh, phell out of here.
Not from this side of the booth, my friend.
Anytime you bring up Olive Garden.
Get out of here.
Well, we got so many great Italian restaurants.
Yeah, we do.
Exactly.
Because of that, we are allowed to indulge in a guilty pleasure once in a while.
That's the same argument we have with pizza and stuff like that.
Right.
I know.
We've got great Italian restaurants here in Central New York.
But when I want some fine, authentic Italiano.
And once a year, we'll be like,
Friday night takeout.
Yeah.
And we'll start bouncing around.
Yeah, we start bouncing around in the family chat what we want.
Wow, all right.
And my wife will be like, all right.
You can do you can?
Interesting.
She'll be like, do we want to get Olive Garden?
We haven't had it in a while.
Once a year, we'll get Olive Garden.
And I'll put in the order on my phone.
And then after she leaves work, she'll pick it up on the way home.
Right there, you pull in, you get it to go.
Is there only one Olive Garden?
The one over there?
All right, great northern mall?
Is that the only one?
No. I was silent because I was going through my brain.
There's one on Erie Boulevard.
Interesting.
Oh, yeah, there is.
There is one over there, right?
There's two.
Right?
That's the next to a...
What about? Do we have Utica?
Utica, do we have an Olive Garden out there?
What's your go-to at Olive Garden?
What do you...
I was just on their website right now.
It's usually, I like the...
They do a lasagna combo.
Their lasagna's top-notch.
Tour of Italy?
Yeah, I like a tour of Italy
because I like their sausage.
Mm-hmm.
They got a good sausage.
and that very tall lasagna.
I like one that doesn't fall over.
New Hart for a house.
Okay, yeah.
I'm a fan of that.
So we've got good Olive Garden coverage in the area.
Yes, let me just look at the menu.
You're going to get yourself all worked up.
It is impossible to go to their menu.
They're going to want you to choose a store.
I went through this Friday.
Right, like I'm just, I want you to choose a store and then start an order.
Right, damn.
But there's, oh, look at that big toasted raviolis are going.
Oh, the lasagna frida?
Yep.
Dude, Olive Garden.
Oh, they got a lot of stuff.
So I got no shame in my Olive Garden game
No, hell no.
But an Italian exchange student was here in America.
Okay.
And his host family got Olive Garden.
Now he's, you know, Italian.
I would imagine it's like when I go to another country and they're like, here's American food.
And you're like, all right, I mean.
Yes, and it's like, here's a hamburger.
Yeah, here's a hamburger.
Thank you.
So I can see that.
But here he is explaining his feelings on the Olive Garden.
Why am I here?
Am I forced to it here?
Yes, and I would get the fetidiney Alfredo.
Excuse me.
Alessandro, they have carbonara.
They have...
Calamaria fried mozzarella will be enough torture for me.
You're going to love that.
So it's going to be a great review then.
Sure.
Can you explain to people that they don't have Alfredo in Italy?
It's not an Italian thing.
It's not.
No, Alfredo is not like a sauce that exists in Italy.
A cheese sauce?
I guess not.
I don't know.
Ask Ralphie when he pops in here.
On their big, that big, melty wheel of cheese thing that you see in the internet, that's not,
I tell you?
I mean, but wouldn't it be so on brand for some American to make the cheesiest sauce out and be like,
I don't know, call it Alfredo or something.
That's my buddy.
That's a stupid name.
Call it Alfredo.
But I don't, some of these, though, I think.
What are you looking at?
The Oligar menu.
Yeah, what else?
I'm just trying to see here because they got the limited time four cheese man I got.
Oh, I'd like that.
I like a little four cheese man I got, but there's the tier.
the tour of Italy right there.
I was trying to see what else it had.
It's the chicken parm.
Chicken parm, and I don't want the
of Alfredo, because it comes with that.
I get just, I just get scabby.
Okay.
And sauce.
All right.
But what I also then do after when I get the spaghetti,
you know, let me get a side meatball.
Yeah.
Let me get a side meatball.
I like that.
I like that.
I like the, they call it like a chicken frida or whatever.
It's like a crispy chicken.
I like putting that on the side somewhere.
Yep.
And sometimes I'll even get a meatball to go.
Hold on. Reader says, we took our son to Olive Garden for his birthday.
He didn't want to be saying to, so his waitresses who are awesome had the entire staff,
write him happy birthday notes and drop them off.
That's awesome.
Gave her a big tip.
To this day, our son continues to go there and make a point to seek it out.
The waitress if she's at that one.
That's the commercial drive one on New Hartford.
Well, that's awesome.
Philly says Elfrido isn't part of their cuisine.
It's something that they make as a comfort food when feeling sick.
Oh, I don't know anything about that.
It's a cheese sauce.
They have some kind of cheese and dairy sauce.
Right?
I mean, I got it.
I don't like an Olive Garden red sauce,
so I don't get any of the things you guys are talking about.
I'll do like the chicken Alfredo.
You do like an Alfredo from there?
Oh, I do like an Alfredo.
No, I'm just looking at the different things here.
I think you're getting sucked into the Alv Garden menu, bud.
It's been a while since I've had any Olive Garden.
You've got you craving a little OG over there.
Right.
Forgot some good some of these were, the lasagna frita.
That looks pretty banging.
That's my go-to.
I love that.
From my opening act, I love that.
Yep.
And then, oh, my God.
So Friday night we get to go.
Lazzania, I mean, the Olive Garden to go.
And then Saturday morning, everyone waves off their leftovers.
Wow.
They say, the youngest is done with his leftovers.
Really?
My wife is done with their leftovers.
Well, they're all going into a thing.
They went into a big bowl in your breakfast.
Boy ate them.
Yep.
It was a combo of some brazed beef, some tortellini, some brachian.
Some chicken in there.
Oh, now I want Olive Garden.
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So I love when these lists come out of weird things they find on airplanes.
Unclaimed Baggage.com puts out their ten weirdest lost items from 2025.
Oh, no.
And, I mean.
A baby.
Number one.
Oh, I want,
that didn't come on here.
Let me see.
No, no baby.
A did you redo?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They're very large items,
so I don't know how you misplace that.
Oh, I forgot getting it out of me overhead bin, man.
I don't lost me dejory do.
Oh, forgot my didgerid do and me overhead bin.
I don't lost my didgerid deal.
Oh, it's some bitch, isn't it?
A giant stuffed goose?
Now, I have a question.
Doesn't, no one's going to have an answer.
But are we talking like a stuffed animal goose or like someone killed a goose and stuffed it?
Mmm, delicious.
Either one I'm fine with going.
No, that sounds like a parent was like.
Oh, no.
We forgot Gooseley.
The way too big goose we have to bring everywhere.
Oh, no.
Gooseley's gone.
I guess it was a Valentine's Day thing.
But did you see those giant bears they were selling it?
Walmart for Valentine's Day?
Like bigger than me.
No.
That's hilarious.
I would have taken a picture with it because if it's bigger than you, then it's definitely
way bigger than me.
That would have been hilarious to see a six-foot-tall bear.
But those displays like in the middle of an aisle.
Oh, damn it.
No, I don't know whether they're like in the bigger like the boxes.
Yeah, but like they can only fit like three in a box.
Oh, that's awesome.
I didn't see how much they were.
Because if we see that, we got to get one because that's a good prank.
So like put you inside of it?
Put it me in a bear suit and have me to be anywhere?
But, like, I have a question, and I'm a terrible gift giver.
Obviously, you know that about me.
Is there any woman or man that wants that as a gift?
Nope.
Because Mel says there's six feet peep bunnies now, too.
No, it's a cute idea.
Nobody wants that.
And it's funny at the time when, like, a boyfriend or something like,
oh, look, ha, I got you a six-foot peep bunny, ha-ha, on Easter.
And you're like, oh, that's...
so cute. Oh, like, that's wicked funny.
Ha ha. And then when, like, an hour
later and Easter is no longer
like present time, Easter?
You're going to be like,
what do I do with this now?
Yeah, what do we do with a six foot
stuffed animal? How much was that?
You spend $50 on a stuffed animal?
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
You bought me a six foot tall peep bunny?
Really? Really? This was important?
Yes, because that's nothing. You can't resell it.
It's not a thing you could put on any Facebook
marketplace or anything, you know?
Yeah, no.
Nobody's. Nobody on our chat or tax is saying they want one of these.
Nope. You can try, but you'd be giving it away for like five bucks.
Yeah, cousin Jay says three weeks after Easter, you'll be seen these all over Facebook marketplace.
Yeah, they can be like, here, $5. Do you want this?
$350. Shopper is going to be full of these giant overstuffed peat bunnies.
Let me see here.
What?
I'm going to say, I'm going to go to.
Is it on their website?
Can it get shipped to you?
I don't know if I was going to go to Facebook marketplace and type in.
Look it in Breck.
My mom gave my daughter a gigantic stuffed unicorn and I hate it.
It takes up the entire living room.
Can you just throw it away?
Yeah, we got to be done.
Like, these oversized stuffed things.
Right.
Nobody really wants these.
No.
You think it's funny because you're giving it as a gift
and you're done with it then.
Yeah.
There's a parent somewhere or somebody stuck with these stupid rabbits.
Well, it's like how I used to give at the fair.
I'd give little kids.
Oh, the, I'd win as many goldfish tickets as I could
and then give them to little kids.
Yeah, because you're cleaning your hands up.
of it.
And here you go.
And I have fun with fish.
All right, there's a six foot Olaf, if anybody wants it, for 40 on Facebook, on Facebook
marketplace.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
Well, I wanted to see what they would go for later once you're like, I'm done.
I'm done.
Yeah, Memley and chat, I think that's where they end up.
She says, I have a five foot teddy bear in my storage unit because, yeah, nobody wants it.
But then...
Kids want it, but they don't understand storage and where things go.
And then you also don't want to throw it out because you're like, it's a, it's a little.
six foot like I spat $50 or $100 on this damn thing.
There's a $40.
This, look at the size of this, it's called a ginormous carnival raccoon.
It's on a pretty big love seat.
Look how big that is.
That's funny for me, but I wouldn't want that in my house.
That takes up a whole couch.
Yeah, it's a human size thing.
40 bucks though.
Yeah, so nobody wants them.
Other than children who want to wrestle with it or jump on them.
Where's something get an enormous Heathcliff?
Let me see that.
Like a current Heathcliff?
What?
Where do you get a huge Heathcliff?
All right, cool.
All right.
It's good to see.
He's still kicking around.
But yeah, wow, no, there's not a big market.
Although there's not a ton of huge stuffed animals on there.
So, I mean, maybe you can put them on Facebook marketplace.
Cousin Jay said there's a house between Liverpool and Cicero that has a six-foot stuffed animal snake tied to its tree in the front yard.
I just want to know the story behind that.
Yeah, somebody had a six-foot stuffed snake, and they're like,
just go put it in the tree or something.
We got to get it out of the house.
Or it keeps some woodpeckers or invasive birds off of it or something,
so they stop drilling in it.
Keeps the mongooses away?
Well, I mean, yes, that.
Well, no, mongoose.
That's the ones.
Rikiki Tiki Tavi killed the snake?
That's the only ones that aren't afraid, right?
Because I think their venom doesn't affect them as much or whenever you see those fights in her life.
But what an underrated little cartoon that was.
Well, Ricky Tiki Tubby.
That was good.
Back to our list of weird things left on planes.
This just must be a billionaire who doesn't have any focus on their money.
Uh-oh.
$60,000 gold-plated golf clubs.
What?
Somebody left a $60,000.
That was a mistake.
That person thought he did not think they were in his overhead or whatever.
However he forgot him, he forgot him.
He thought they were, he checked him.
Is that the word?
Yeah.
Like where they take care of it?
Somebody else had them somewhere.
He thought the airline was doing it.
Whatever that was, he thought the airline.
And then after that, you're not going to get those back.
You know what they went.
Sorry.
Oh, wow, I don't know.
A full beekeeping outfit was found on a plane.
Oh, for some bees.
That guy's going to be pretty angry.
Those are probably expensive.
Matching pair of samurai swords.
Well, that's the thing, though.
You bring those with you that way, you know.
If you're running to Randy Jackson.
You got to have them.
You got something for.
not have him.
A one ounce gold bar.
What?
Like a one ounce gold bar was left on a plane.
How pissed would you be?
If I lost my gold bar?
If you just had it in your pocket and it did that thing where it slides out of your, like your keys in your car.
It wouldn't be in my pocket.
It'd be somewhere a lot safer than that.
But yeah, why did you have it in your pocket?
Was he smuggling it in it or stealing it from somewhere?
I don't know how to pronounce this fire poy.
Nice.
But it's ropes with balls on the end that fire dancers dance with.
Cool.
Cool.
Those like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That hot goshick spin around.
These are the random things that were found on planes.
A meteorite.
That's probably not good.
Was the plane crashed?
Yeah.
Did the meteorite come through the plane and the plane crashed?
I want a meteorite, bro.
Someone's just leaving that around?
Man, this Christmas party at this airport?
Oh, it's going to be bumping.
All of this was at one airport.
airport, that'd be the best Christmas party ever.
A set of grills made with diamonds and 10-carat gold.
For your teeth?
Your teeth grills, yep.
For your teeth?
Yep, teeth grills.
A bionic knee.
Yo, I need that.
Let me get that real quick.
Prostatic knee with built and motor.
Yo, what?
It had...
Like a Terminator like?
Yeah, but if somebody needed that, they wouldn't forget it.
I bet that was somebody who was working on it.
or maybe like a prototype or like an inventor
and they were just traveling with it.
Bringing it to somebody that did need it and they were like
Sorry, bud, lost that leg we talked about.
Sorry, you can't walk now.
I know you really wanted to walk.
I left it on the plane.
But I accidentally left your $100,000 thing on a plane.
And somebody left a fully assembled robot on a plane.
What?
How do you?
Probably checked.
Somebody checked it.
No, yeah, yes.
That's, again, they thought the airline was doing it.
But that, I need to know the story of why you're driving a full robot.
See, I want the backstory from some of these.
Give me the backstory of the guy that was like,
and I'm heading off to the airport, honey.
Well, that's the problem is we don't know who the people are to get the story.
Yeah.
All we know is somebody left this robot on this plane.
Or how hard did they actually try to get some of these things back?
You would think that someone calling for a $60,000 set of gold-plated golf clubs
that wouldn't be that hard to find if you were the,
you have them,
because it ended up in this article.
And then the robot person.
No, robot, huh?
Well, I don't know.
I can look, but I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah, the robot in the seat.
There's a little bit of an onus on the airlines to be like.
That's what I'm saying.
We think we have your robot.
Yeah.
You've got, like, does the airline make no effort?
Not on us.
No, not.
Just knowing it how.
dushy like the top people are that run these airlines.
We don't have time to call you if you left something.
Well, you know that it would save that rich ass old white guy a nickel a year.
Right.
If his employees did not attempt to return any lost and found items, that's on the person.
Yeah.
It's in your ticket.
When you sign up, it says it right in there in the bylines.
Yeah.
We are not responsible for anything that you leave.
I think your mom is right.
They need to stop serving alcohol on planes.
Or more.
Or more.
But yeah, right, like you're so drunk.
I just, I lost by a robot.
Oh, my robot's gone.
Or you're like, I don't know.
Like, you, like, the lost and file wouldn't be like,
it's linked to this guy's ticket.
Should we call him?
Right?
Yeah.
No, look, this guy checked in a robot.
That's not our problem.
It's not our problem.
I don't know.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus E.S. Not just for you.
Buy you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Cafe Monday, March.
Nice.
That's insane.
That's insane.
26 year of our lower beautiful couple of days ahead of us.
There's already teams clinching a tournament bid.
This week starts a bunch of more games.
Syracuse is the 14th seed losing that balls game to pit.
Wait, hold on.
When is Selection Sunday?
Did that happen?
No, you got a while.
When is ACC tournament?
A couple days.
Got a little.
Oh, okay.
Starts, what is it Tuesday?
Because the tournament starts next week?
Not the 18, yeah, not until the 19th.
19th and the 20th.
Syracuse starts at tomorrow 430.
I think it is against SMU, but man, that.
What was the game?
The overtime loss on Saturday, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know, man.
It's just, what else?
I can't.
There's another more.
I can't dump anymore.
There's no other takes on this team, guys.
Because half of them are kids, even though they're getting paid.
So I don't.
They're not kids.
They're all over 18.
They're all adults.
But they're younger than us by a lot.
Just watching them just play like trash.
Dine Freeman, what a disappointing year that is.
He's good as gone.
I'm sure someone will give him $2 million to go be a bench player
and come in and hit a couple threes or whatever for Kentucky
and everyone will lose their damn mind.
Oh, look at Donnie Freeman.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, great.
Right.
It's weird.
I'd be shocked if even Kian Anthony stayed.
Why would any of these people stay?
I don't know.
We got to make it up to them.
We got to make a reason for them to stay.
Maybe a new coach makes him stay?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
Maybe I can see maybe, now that I say that, Anthony staying, like, you can see his dad being like, no, you stick it out.
I bought them.
I paid for the basketball center.
You're going to stay there.
Yeah, we're going to stick it out.
But, man, that's just, not, not.
That's just disappointing.
It's disappointing.
I don't know if it gets better with another coach, but I didn't just, poor red, good dude.
Terrible coach.
And for him, yeah.
For that.
Terrible head coach like that.
Yeah.
Anywhere else, assistant.
Sure.
Helping out?
Sure.
All that stuff.
I mean, I guess I make that joke.
This town is going to lose their goddamn mind when he wins J.D.
the state championship in a couple.
Oh, yeah, right, right.
When Red goes and coaches basketball, like a high school or something.
Yeah.
But, yeah, for now.
We'll see what happens.
They would have to win out the ACC tournament to really have a...
No, to, no, not to have a two.
They're not making it unless they win the ACC.
That's what I'm saying.
They have to win out the ACC tournament to even be in the real one, right?
Yeah, it ain't happening.
No.
I mean, they almost made it so they weren't even going to get into that.
Because they keep out the bottom three seeds.
By having Pitt win, they let Pitt in.
Yeah.
Pitt wasn't going to get in.
It's how bad they were, but then they won.
Now they'll be in the ACC tournament.
We're talking to Gris too right now.
And Chad, who was at the, he went to the Oswego game,
Oswego Hobart.
Oh, how that's Saturday night.
They lost.
I guess Hobart's really good.
Everybody in Chad is saying Hobart should be D1.
They're really good team, yeah.
So our alma mater's out of it.
No more Swigo hockey for the season.
They played well, though.
And I love that they do a great job with the broadcast.
Yeah.
They stream them on the WTOP YouTube channel and all that.
Nope.
It was a good year.
They had a good year.
The Phoenix boys had a good year for basketball.
Yes, I'm boys had a good year for basketball.
All of our alma mater is looking pretty good.
You love it.
Holbar went undefeated, yeah, for the whole season.
That's a damn good team.
But they may be in the wrong league.
They got to go up.
Holbert.
You got to go up.
Listen, it sounds like this is kind of sad because this guy might be an alcoholic,
but a sheriff in Metro Atlanta County has been charged with DUI
after troopers saw his vehicle driving erratically.
Is she done?
Already done.
What was the sign?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was it?
Ten minutes?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Sheriff Gerald Couch told them he had been drinking four loco since since
6 a.m.
Bro.
We've all been there, haven't we?
No.
Haven't we?
Four locos.
It was 11 a.m. at the time.
Troopers also found two 24-ounce Bahama mamas
in his car.
Damn.
So just anything you can get a hold of that's sweet?
Yeah, it sounds like he's battling some demons here.
Got to be a better alcoholic than that, bud.
You got to hide the stuff.
Troopers say his blood test was three times over the legal limit.
So what, that's point?
Like two something?
Point two something.
Right?
Yikes.
Yo, I'm asleep at that point.
You better be careful.
And he's out doing cop stuff.
Yeah.
Ooh.
This is the audio.
Let me see what this audio is.
Should he keep his job?
Probably not being in that position.
It's not good for anybody to be drinking and driving, especially a public official.
It's not a good look for anybody.
That's not a good look for anybody.
I mean, that's just not a good look.
Yeah.
So that's a bummer.
I think he's probably bad on something.
If you need to drink at 6 a.m.
A.
Four Locos.
Four locoes.
That's here.
All right.
All right.
My name is Josh.
That is Cody.
And we are here to entertain you briefly this morning.
I sprung too far ahead.
It's Monday morning?
Yeah.
It's Monday.
Oh, balls.
Come on way too far ahead.
I was just sleeping on a Saturday night.
Did anybody, and clearly not a lot of you did,
because it only made $7 million at the box office.
But did any of you go see this Maggie Gyllenhaal, the bride?
Have you seen the previews for this?
Yes.
And no, because I don't understand.
I don't understand what I'm watching.
Because when I saw a little bit of a longer preview the other day,
is it supposed to be like Bonnie and Clyde?
I don't know.
And it's like kitschy.
You know what I'm trying to say?
My wife, on Friday.
They're trying to do a thing where they're somebody else.
So our oldest really loves horror movies.
Yeah.
So on Friday, my wife said, this podcast,
I listened to said they really liked the bride.
You should go see it. And then I get here today and the headlines are like bride flops at
theaters. Yeah, I'd watch a trailer first, like a long one.
If anything, did they watch
Frankenstein?
Or that one that's on Netflix?
Is that any? Well, I want to know if it's any good.
I don't know.
That weird one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That one I heard was supposed to be pretty good.
So forget that, Frank.
Watch the other one.
It's supposed to be the bride's take since you have never heard her story.
All right.
I'm just not in that world.
I don't know anything about Frankenstein, bride of Frankenstein, all these like what the, like, backstory is, I guess.
I don't know anything about it.
Yeah.
No.
So I have no, I have no investment in it.
It costs $90 million to make.
Jeez.
The Frankenstein Cody is talking about is great.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
Cool.
they're all saying in chat, it's a really good movie.
But, I guess.
Yeah, the Netflix one.
Like, I guess I literally know nothing about Frankenstein.
I don't know what's the, what, does he have powers or something?
Or is he just a bumbling, moron?
No, but that's what I mean.
Like, if you go watch a trailer, it's like he looks almost like he's supposed to be like,
cool?
Yeah.
And I'm like, because it's Christian Bale, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is the bride a spinoff of the Netflix one, Cody's talking about?
Oh, no, no, no. Separate, separate.
No, no, very separate looking.
Well, what does Frankenstein do?
Like, somebody boil it down for me.
Kick the table.
What does it do for the greater good?
I don't.
What's the story?
I don't.
We'd have to watch a longer...
And I know Frankenstein is...
Hey, shut up, nerds.
Oh, my God.
That's what you're focused on, nerd.
Oh, my God.
So, all right, yes, Frankenstein's monster or whatever the rule is.
He's Frank Stein.
Boy, he's Frank Stein.
So what is Frank Stein powers?
Yeah, like, what's his magic?
Yeah, I don't know.
Because every time I've seen any footage of the Frankenstein monster,
he's just like a bumbling,
er, walking around not knowing what to do.
Yes.
So now we got two whole movies based around this,
and I don't know what it is you do, Frank.
Like what?
He has inhuman strength and can't be killed?
That's what you think.
So is he mad?
He's a threat to us, is what you?
you're saying. Because he's wearing like a tuxedo in this picture. And there's another one where he's
like, in this little scene, he's like slicking his hair back with his shirt unbuttoned.
Something's supposed to be horny for Frankenstein now? Yeah. And the bride doesn't look
extremely all messed up, but she didn't in everything else either. But as
a monster. Buddy says, Frankenstein wants to kill Dr. Frankenstein for creating. Well,
that sounds like it's their problem. Why do I got to get involved? I mean, I would.
If he's mad at Dr. Frankenstein, I didn't do this.
So it looks like he's more human.
Like, look, look at this.
See what I mean?
Like, that's yet not how...
Yeah, what is that?
That's what I mean.
It's just...
He's a handsome Frankenstein?
It's a monster.
Monster.
Yeah, it's not how we've had Frankenstein's whatnot portrayed to us to forever.
So it's harder to grasp.
I don't know.
Let it be free on something.
And then maybe I'd take a peek, I guess.
but that's most movies now.
I'll watch most.
I watch Dave Boutista in Trapp house this weekend.
All right.
I'll watch most movies.
I mean, if it's good, I'll watch it.
I just don't know.
I don't, yeah, what easy.
I don't know how to ask the question any other ways,
and nobody's really giving me the answer other than he's mad at the doctor that created him.
Again, why would I watch a movie about that?
He's mad at the, all right, then they can figure it out.
You know, in this little scene, they're in a little Bonnie and Clyde-style car.
And that's what I'm saying about this movie.
I don't even know where they get off with this movie.
They're a couple that I'm supposed to be excited about.
And then they're going to go together and kill Dr. Frankenstein.
Textline says he's like American Psycho-Christian Bell after a car wreck.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
So he's a dead body, but he's back to life?
I don't know, man.
It sounds fun.
I just don't know what it is.
Frankenstein does is what I'm saying.
What does he do?
See there, come on, and this is K-Rock.
I'll tell you the remedy to my problems would be some ice cream today.
Right?
We're all trying to figure out who's got ice cream right now as we're on that cost.
I want soft serve, though.
A lot of the places aren't open yet.
That's what I mean.
I don't want just like, yes, because I know, trust me, I know stewards has got my ice cream.
But they don't have your soft serve.
But no, I want, like, yeah, I want some soft serve.
And that's, that might be a little harder.
So who is?
Who's got the ice cream today?
Friendlies who will have your soft serve, would they not?
A fribble?
Where the house are our friendlies?
That is true.
Oh, up on me.
And, yeah, no, I'm not going there.
Or like a, no, and I don't, yeah, I could do like, like, like, dairy queen, stuff like that.
But no.
Oh, yeah, good call.
Yeah.
No, I want ice cream shops.
And if, you got an ice cream shop and you want to advertise on the show on K-Ruck, you hit us up on the K-Rock text line.
Yeah, why don't?
Why would you wait until it's hot summertime and everybody's already advertising and all that?
No, get in right now.
Tax us, 315, 365, 10, 109.
Scoops and Fulton's open.
I do love scoops.
Okay, yeah, there's a couple, but they...
Scoops has a drive-thru window, bud.
That's clutch.
That's the spot.
That's the move right there.
Hmm.
Like, screams.
Yeah, who's open?
Charlie's is kind of closer.
If I do some adventure...
That's a good coming back from adventuring spot.
I like, I don't think Hickory Hills open yet, but that's the spot I'll stop in, too.
Yep, that's a good one.
Of course, Gannon's yield right by you, but that's not open yet, right?
No, that's the thing is, yeah, not yet.
Not yet.
Mm.
What about our boys down at Gilligan's?
Are they open yet?
They're open all the time.
They're always open.
So I bet you could then.
If they're open year round, then I bet you absolutely could.
Oh, there we go.
Texan, Gilligan's and Cherburn, open year round.
Boom.
Best hard ice cream around.
That's, I mean.
Burn dairy, some will have soft serves, some will not.
They're in that weird also middle ground right now where it's not the season yet.
Depends on which ones are.
I'd imagine like if I worked at a burn dairy, we would have it all the time because I would want it.
You'd want to leave it on?
You know what I mean?
I'd be like, I'll hit, no, I'll close.
clean it.
I'll clean it.
Don't worry about it.
I'll do it.
That way we're going to have it.
Yeah, Gilligan's who made our pretty nuts ice cream.
Yep.
And they got great stuff over there.
Yeah.
Pretty pretty good.
Hopefully you're all running on time this morning as we did.
We survived it.
We saved the daylight.
Or maybe we stopped saving the daylight.
All right.
And one in six Americans claim to be surprised by daylight savings.
This is just what I'm saying, guys.
you go through life and you assume that people are informed and they're really not.
A lot of people have no idea what's going on at any time.
No.
How does daylight savings time surprise you?
Like you aren't aware that that's coming up?
I mean, I guess I could see.
I don't even know.
There's scenarios that I could play out where all of a sudden it's the today and you're like,
wait, what?
Really?
Oh, I didn't even notice.
Because, like, your, my phone did everything.
Yeah.
So, it's, you wouldn't have to worry about your phone waking you up on time.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Like this morning, I never, I didn't have to change my alarm time.
Yeah.
So, I mean, there's scenarios, I guess, but like, come on.
Come on.
Like, I, I have to talk myself down sometimes because I obviously am way more informed than the average person.
I understand that.
Yeah.
You're a scholar.
I get that people are not following the news as close.
as I might.
So I try to give them some leeway.
But with a lot of things that I really should not be giving leeway, you should be informed.
But to just wake up on Sunday and go, oh, the clock's shifted?
Okay.
And then I guess if you're, your Cody's right.
If you only use your phone or, like, your computer for time, it would just do it for you.
Yeah, you wouldn't even really pay attention.
And if you're just kind of doing stuff, and especially because it's on a weekend,
where you are waking up when you want to.
So to wake up, it doesn't matter if what the time is.
You're going to wake up and that's the time.
You're like, oh, I'm up.
It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
Wow, I feel like I've been sleeping forever.
Well, you know, because if it was backwards, then it was 11 o'clock.
Or if you're like 10 o'clock.
I'm sleepy.
That's weird.
Even though it's 10 o'clock.
Well, it was just 9 o'clock yesterday.
Hambone said his wife had no idea.
Sent me a text at 6.30.
Yeah, and no idea was daylight savings time.
That'll get you.
Yeah, I guess that there are people just going through life,
not even knowing the daylight savings thing is happening.
See, that's just another reason to get rid of it.
Yeah, people don't even know what's happening.
Not needed.
Although, it was nice to having it not be dark at 7 yesterday.
It was really nice.
That was kind of cool.
It was really nice.
I didn't hate it.
But, no, no.
So right now I'm with it.
This morning was nice.
The sun came up.
It was like a cotton candy sky.
Right.
It is nice.
The summer of years nice.
Did you guys remember to deal your clocks?
What did you see?
Joe Stanley rocking the LeBron style sweater.
What is that?
You know, like the big neck, not a turl neck, but like the sick.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
You know, talking about like the bigger kind of neck sweater there?
Who was that NBA player went in that giant neck thing?
What was that?
Did you see that?
Oh, no.
They're in his press conference.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Hold on a second.
Let me see.
This is a Cody A thing.
NBA player wearing giant neck thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No,
shy from the Knicks.
Hold on.
Who is this?
Who is it?
Oh, SGA with this pregame look.
This is,
all right,
I'm gonna show you.
Oh,
for Oklahoma City Thunder.
Yeah.
Look at what he had on.
Oh, what?
What the hell?
Look at what?
What the hell is that?
He's a damn baller, man.
I love.
For those you just listening,
Gilgis Alexander, dude.
If you're in Twitter, YouTube, you can see this.
I don't know how to explain it.
It's like, imagine a fur coat, but a giant neck.
You know those giant hats that, like, George had to give back at Seinfeld and, like,
rushing.
I, what are my big hat?
Imagine that around your neck.
That's awesome.
Well, he's, he hails from Ontario, Canada.
So he's, like, a North Country kind of thing.
So he's used to the cold.
That's a hell of a way to fight the cold.
I'd wear that.
There was another clip of a video of him trying to give a press conference.
And he's trying to talk.
Yeah, where is?
Hold on a second.
He's like doing this, like a, he's cat it around.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm going to show you the clip here in a second.
I really like to, when I play basketball, oh, sorry, sir.
When I play basketball, and then what I could.
Oh, damn, sorry.
There was a clip, but now I can't find it anywhere.
Yeah, there was a clip of him trying to talk through this thing.
I mean, it looks dope.
I couldn't pull it off.
I'm not a gigantic man with a fur coat.
Nah, it's not even about pulling it off.
You just got to wear it.
Just got to wear it.
Wear it, never acknowledge it.
I can't pull off a ladies' vera Wang house coat thing.
But I do, you pull out.
But I do because it's comfortable.
I agree.
You should have to wear that during a game.
Well, that's okay.
If it does, as long as he can still drive to the lane and get a random easy foul
and get to the free throw line, he'll do it.
That's what you need.
It's all he does.
Well, as long as we're judging SGA, I'm going to read you some of.
other things people are being judged by.
I'm reading this BuzzFeed article.
And you and I are pretty judgy.
What we make our livings?
I'm always judged on my ravishing good looks.
We're always having opinions.
Yep.
Yeah.
People are like, good thing you're not tall too, because, man, you'd be president.
I know.
So some of the things that people are being judged on, this one talking too loudly on their
cell phone, I'm judging you if you're talking about.
Shout out to the boomer at Topps, who was just,
Just listening to conservative talk radio on full blast in his phone in his pocket.
Just walking around shopping with whatever.
I've heard an old lady do that at Walmart.
Twice.
Twice.
It was me on Friday.
She's just walking around.
She's got it in her,
she's got their phone,
like her phone on her purse on her cart in front of her.
Yeah.
And twice at the Fairmont Walmart,
I've walked past her as she's listening to.
I don't know what it is.
It might be what you said because it sounds like.
conservative talk radio.
Like a Rush Limbaugh.
Yeah, it's what it is.
Thing, but I don't know any of those people anymore because,
thank God, like Rush Limbaugh, they're all mostly dead.
No, they're still doing very well, but I hate to break it to you.
Well, I mean, like Rush Limbaugh.
You turn on WSYR in the afternoon.
They still have all of those.
Yeah.
People who get pushy and unnecessarily crowd others.
I, yeah, if you don't respect my personal space.
Yeah, I, now that, like, COVID should have taught everybody.
give me space
that once you're over
the people that just revert right back to
Hey I'm gonna just run up here next year like this
Get up right on you yeah
Come on man we learned in COVID like
Let's all give each other a little bit of space
I actually had somebody
Oh like it was around Christmas time
Say that to me when we were in a line
At the dollar tree
Yeah
I had like I don't know
From me to you away from the person next to me
And the guy behind me is like
Hey buddy you want to move up
but it ain't god damn it.
He said the F word COVID times anymore.
And I went,
COVID has nothing to do with personal space, bud.
And I just turned back around
and then he was trying to converse with everybody in line about.
We would have had fun during COVID.
I did this thing where I had a mask that looked like my face
and people come up and they would say,
oh, you're red.
And I go, what?
I was too scared.
I was too scared.
I couldn't do that.
For me, everyday sopranos.
Yeah.
Supranos, every day, sopranos.
All day, sopranos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People who walk their dogs off leash.
Judgmental, judgey situation.
Depending on where.
If I'm over in that,
I never forget the name,
I remember the name of that tree park that's over near me on Timp Hill,
that's the arborary place there.
That's four dogs off their leash.
So I can't get mad if.
I don't know what dog rules are.
Are you not supposed to have an off leash dog?
Like up in my apartment?
No, dogs on leash at all times.
And there's a couple people that, yes, I do.
get judgey, but it's because
I'd love to take Elsa off
where I am. There's
so much room for her to run around and have
exploring time, but you're not allowed
to. Yeah, and Elsa's well-behaved.
Sometimes it might be not a well-behaved
dog running around. But like that other place where
I am, I keep her on the leash because there's openings.
I'm afraid he's can kind of run out of it.
But I can't be mad when dogs
come up to us there because
they're allowed to be. Reading this BuzzFeed
article of people sharing
the things they silently judge
other people for. I'm not silently
judging everybody. I'm letting people know when I have a
problem with them. That is true. I do judge you
when I look at the camera when I do the... You do
you give the gym look to the camera.
Got to look at it.
This one and I'll just
re-past it quick.
Not voting and bragging that they don't
vote. I tell you right now.
I hate...
I voted twice. I hate
people bragging about their ignorance
when you're like, I don't even watch
the news. Great.
Right.
I don't even vote.
Nope.
All right.
It's literally your most important civic duty.
Not only that I vote in the last election, but I also made my dead dad vote too.
Thank you.
We doubled down.
Double Biden.
Finally.
Oh, he wasn't in the last.
I voted 25 Biden.
I did 25 Bidens the last election.
Uh-huh.
How you like that?
Donkey says, I judge you when you tell me what you eat.
That's fine.
I get it.
You can judge me for everything.
Sometimes it a little, but no.
You judge it.
I don't care.
I really don't care.
Parents who let their kids run wild in public places.
Absolutely.
Yep.
Yep.
And then make it everyone else's responsibility to have to like,
it's not cute.
Listen to me.
Listen, I want you all to hear this.
And I say this as a father of two.
Get in.
Listen.
Listen, close.
Yeah, get real close.
None of us find your kids.
cute.
Okay?
None of us find your kids cute.
I know you think it's funny that they're running around the restaurant and they're climbing
on the booth and they're staring at you and they're, they're so cute.
No, they aren't.
No, they aren't.
My kids weren't cute to any of you and none of your kids are cute to us.
I mean, there are exceptions where sometimes kids are doing kids selling things.
And you're okay.
Fine.
Fine.
But if we're in a restaurant, your kids jumping on everything.
and running around and you're laughing or you're at the Walmart
and the kids are just running to everything and you're ha ha ha ha stop or at places
it's not cute where yes they can uh-huh but not as much as you let them right aka
pumpkin patch apple orchards and such what's the what's your ruling there what which one
no but you said pumpkin patch or apple orchard like like you can go out at the pumpkin
patch and like there's a maze for your kids good let them run all
run around. But don't make it
so other people are having to
have their time affected
because your kids are running around them or over
near them or bothered them. Great rule of thumb.
If we're at the
Apple Orchard and there is like a maze or there's like a big
one we go to has a gigantic thing
of corn or the kids climb in the corn.
Yeah, that's where they can do whatever the hell they want.
Yes. I've entered that space
aware of the fact that kids are going to be going
nuts in here. They're going to be going crazy
in there. Yes.
But if we're just picking apples and your kids running down the apple thing and knocking things over.
Yep.
That ain't cute.
Mm-mm.
The kid ain't cute.
No, sorry.
Kids and dogs on leashes.
Nope.
I don't be running every which way.
Yeah, second that you, as soon as you start making it.
So other people have to watch your kids.
Yep.
Yep.
Then it's a no.
Because like I told that one little kid at that one night thing we did about, you having to watch your kids.
No, I don't.
The F I do.
You got to watch me bounce.
No, I don't.
No, I do not.
And kids are to the, I'll make the excuse.
They're kids.
They don't know any better.
Everything they do is cute to people most of the time.
Yeah.
So they're used to just doing whatever they want.
Your job is the parent.
Yep.
Especially someone as a former.
Former baby.
Baby and little boy of these ages.
There is nothing worse than little boys of that, like, age group.
You know what I mean?
And they're, I don't know exactly where it is.
Sure.
They're just gross and annoying.
Yeah, there is, yeah.
Little boys.
Oh, God.
They're touching everything.
Right, we're so awful and we're sticky, but we're boys, so we're saying boy things.
Mitch has renamed us salty old men.
That's who we should be.
Yeah.
But also, what is it?
What are we teenagers?
No, somebody said we are teenagers with boomer opinions.
Yeah.
Well, that's a good way to describe this.
We are immature.
We're childish.
But then we do this and we complain about your kids at restaurants.
So.
Yes.
and then for that one guy that listens back the next day,
but what about bad bunny?
Oh, yeah, the guy that hates bad bunny.
We also talk about bad bunny.
I just wanted to do it for the evening later.
Love you.
People who wear baseball caps inside restaurants.
Oh, my mom don't like that.
She even yells at me.
Take your head off at the table.
It's like the one 1940s thing that she still holds on to.
Have your hat on, but no hats at the table.
That's just.
But sometimes I have to because my hair doesn't always look good,
so I don't want to be at dinner like,
you know what I mean?
Sometimes, like, okay, yeah, this is way more comfortable for me to eat.
He's just pushed his hair all forward.
Right?
I see your points.
I see your points.
But yes, it's get that hat off it.
That was a rule at my parents' house, too.
But usually, we don't eat.
We don't go to like, you know, five-star restaurants.
It's just at San Miguel's.
Yeah.
They don't mind.
They don't mind.
Hey, can I wear the hat?
Thank you.
They like it when I wear a hat.
People who don't respect the school bus.
Don't slow down.
I mean, it's the law.
You're supposed to slow down.
I hope that that, I don't know, someone did it at my apartment complex.
I hope you get a nice, fat ticket.
They ran past the school bus.
Right past it.
They went around me to go around them.
Like, good luck, dude.
That's a huge deal now.
That's why you need a dash cam.
You need a dash cam of that, man.
I couldn't even believe it because I saw him coming and I went, bud, you better slow down.
He did not and just continue to right around us.
I'm like, yeah, that's great.
Yeah.
Good for you.
So your mother says it doesn't matter if they don't mind.
I mind.
That's the most mom.
I don't care, Cody.
I mind.
Well, news is breaking here.
What's the headline?
The Dolphins have released Tua.
They're going to let him go.
Wow.
Bro, that is insanity.
Not because he's so good.
I think he's just very, uh,
but the $99 million worth of dead money that the dolphins are going to be hit with
is unbelievable.
Post June 1st designation.
As of June 1st, the team can divvy up that record dead cap.
Oh, my God.
$67.4 million this year.
Oh, my God.
$31.8 million next year.
That's unreal.
And then they'll still owe them $54 and guaranteed money.
Dude.
All to probably sign the exact same player in Kyler Murray once he's released.
Right.
So who's going to be their quarterback?
Is Kyler Murray?
Or there's rumblings that.
for some reason, Malik Willis,
the backup from the Packers is like
the next hot thing.
And I could see them doing that
as well. They, they,
oh boy, that's rough.
Wow. So head coach and Tua,
both out. That Tyree Kill
will eventually be released. They released
He was saying he might come to the Bills?
He needs to go somewhere where he can
torch the dolphins.
That would be nice. Bill's Patriots
Chiefs, I think. I hope Bills.
Are the three. But, man,
That's, yeah, they just can't get out of their own way.
I thought they were about to be the next big thing in like a year or so ago.
That offense was scorching hot.
The dolphins also let go of guard James Daniels, whom they had to sign a three-year, $24 million deal with.
They've released.
They've released everybody.
So someone picks up to a right?
Is he any good?
I mean, right here.
All those injuries were scary.
That's the problem.
In 23, he had an NFL.
A bast 4,624 yards and 29 touchdowns.
So he will go somewhere, I would imagine.
Wow.
What?
Are we in like a trade deadline or something?
Why today?
Why would they do this today?
Before the new league year starts.
I don't know.
So very soon.
So there's things written into contracts.
You do it now.
It saves you.
Sure.
Whatever.
You do it after.
It saves you.
It costs you.
stuff like that.
I recent, this is the, I believe
the manager, who's dolphin general manager
John Eric Sullivan said,
I recently informed Tua and his
representation that we're going to move in a new direction
at the quarterback position and we'll be
releasing him after the start of the new league year.
Okay, so yep, post-designated June 1st.
As I shared with Tua, I have great respect for the
person and the player he is. On behalf of the Miami
Dolphins, I expressed our gratitude for his
many contributions, both on the field and in the community
during his six seasons in Miami.
All right.
All right, diamonds.
Unreal, man.
To start all over again.
Yeah, man.
And again, they'll probably just sign
somebody that's very too alike.
Is it all because, like,
a lot went wrong this season?
A lot has gone wrong for a couple years.
They, like, I'm saying,
their offense looked like it was going to be,
like, the best next thing.
They had a tight end.
and Jono Smith, who also just got released by the Steelers,
he was on fire.
The running backs were, they couldn't not have a running back that was in there
and it was successful.
Everybody they put in there was real good.
They had Tyree Kill and Jay Lauddle it, Tua,
and a couple other wide receivers in the defense.
They had Bradley Chubb from Denver.
They're like, oh my God, we're going to be so good.
And everything from there has been bad.
Ending with Tyree Kill breaking his leg,
that was like, all right,
That, they're going to blow all.
Yeah, a lot went wrong.
All right.
Wow.
There's some breaking news.
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