The Show - DINNER FOR ONE

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

We made it to March! New month with new horrors around every corner. Josh watched a lot of ‘Alone’ this weekend. Elimination Chamber introduced a lot of people to their new favorite wrestler. Cody gets called out the self-check out. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. I'm on a Monday Happy March

Second Oh I've tried to wear a nice Springtimey shirt Because it was kind of Nice out It was just freezing I don't want to wear

A springtimey shirt at all I'm gonna tell his little tambourine cat Get back in it's old It's chilly It's 10 degrees Well it's one degree Outside of our Utica studio F

9 outside of this studio And when I say F You mean it capital F, I hear you, dude. Yeah. Happy, uh, women's history month. Oh my God.

The whole month. Here they go, bud. They get a whole month. Oh, boy. When's men's history month? When do we learn about a man's history month? When do I get them on? When's my month?

I want my month. I want the longest month and I want consecutive. I did recently hear a gay man refer to the St. Patrick's Day parade. as heterosexual pride. And that's how I view it going forward. Because it really is.

It's just before, after he made him breakfast. Aw, I love when he comes over. That is really, really funny. It is. You're hammered, you're out walking around, having a great time. There's your straight parade. There's your straight parade. It's a couple weeks.

Right over, somewhere in there. Hey! Jackie, we'll be driving our truck. Feel free to throw tomatoes at it or whatever you do out there in Utica. We are, there's a lot of rainbows in it. It's great. It's fun. It's fun.

Yep. Cere sexual pride. I love it. This guy's in Little Green Tights. Oh, they're all dancing. We're having a great time. Yes. Oh my goodness.

At least we're warming up this week. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Yeah. It did say Saturday was going to be 70. I've been dialing back a little bit on that. Yeah. Mine now says 61 and I was the one I texted you.

I was so excited. I was like. Oh my God, I got a television. Cody texts me yesterday. He says, dude, check Saturday's forecast. So I did. Said 70 and Fulted, at least on my app. And now mine says 61.

I know. Yeah, mine 1070 as well. I screenshot it, posted it. You can't do that because any time we mentioned any kind of temperature ever. No, no, that. I saw you did that and I was like, no, not even have to click the comments to know. That's not Syracuse. Nope.

Where's that? Your app sucks. Your app's broken. Okay, I'm sorry. Don't know what that is. All right. I just took a screenshot, guys. I don't, I don't, sorry.

Sorry. Stupid piece of is that app is. I'm like, okay, I'm sorry. I just, I sort of said on my screen. I'm sorry. Yeah, well, hope you throw it in garbage. Okay, hope you'd burn your phone down because it broke. All right.

No, yeah. Both, they both said 70. I didn't even, yeah. Regardless, it's 62 right now on the report. Yeah, if you look at, Still in the 60s. depending on who's app. Next or this end of the weekend,

like Saturday's supposed to be like 50 or like 61 now. Sunday's supposed to be like 50. And think about how good. Tuesdays and 70s? How good did Saturday feel at 45 though? So think about what 60's going to feel like. Yep. This Saturday felt like crack cocaine.

I've never done crack cocaine. But that sun was out. Oh my God. And it was 45. Oh my God. Oh, mix that with getting out stuck kind of. in parts where nobody's walked at, so the snow was still a little deep. Yeah.

Oh, I was sweating at one point where I took off the jacket I was wearing and the hat, and I was just out trudging through the snow with sweatpants and boots. I just had a hoodie on instead of a coat. I could see the steam coming off my arms. I was like, this is nice. That's right. Let's just hold together. Oh, man.

It's around the corner. It's happening. It's going to be happening. We're going to be warming up. Well, again, hashtag no spring. Yeah, that's my other fear. my head now. Right to the 80s. Because he's like, it's going to be 70. We were texting yesterday.

It's going to be April's going to be 86 degrees. There it is. There it is. I didn't hear him, so I don't know yet. I said hacky sack squirrel. Because the guy out alone made a hacky sack out of a squirrel. No one knows what I'm talking about right now. But it popped in my head as soon as that song. They sound like words, so that's good. Every year

So you know the show alone That I watch every year and I love it But I wait till it comes on to Netflix I don't watch it on Discovery or wherever it runs So this is like last Falls alone or whatever Okay If you don't know alone

I think I'm obsessed with it Because I could never do it I could never survive in the woods by myself With nothing I like to be out I like to do that for like an afternoon And then I like to turn around And go back to my car drive away

Yeah same I like to have my phone and music and good food and clean clothes and all that. Did they have to be naked in this one? No, that's just taken and afraid. This one is in the Arctic Circle. Okay. And I just needed a show to like clean my brain.

I'm just so stressed out lately that like I just needed something. Yeah. And I saw that it was on Netflix, so I just put it on. And I'm probably like six hours to do it there. But there was a point, and this isn't spoiling anything. It's disturbing. No, I don't mind. I'm not going to watch it.

You got to figure these are. people. First of all, huge divorce dad energy coming off of the show alone. Okay. All right. Every single one of these guys that's on a loan, a lot of shared custody going on.

I could do that. Yeah, and these guys can. But they're all like. But you've got to figure. But you've got to figure. So like, I'm not going to ruin any of it, but there was a cut. There's already been a couple of guys who just like go out in the woods. Yeah.

And they're there for like five days and have these. mental breakdowns or they miss their family. Oh, geez. And they want to go see the kids. Which is kind of great. Miss their kids. Oh my God. It's kind of great for them because it's like these are guys who clearly have been focusing more on the woods than like their kids.

Yeah. So they get out there and they're like, oh, I want to go see my kids grow up. And they do. But anyways, there's this one just hillbilly from like. Screw my kids. I don't even if he has kids. I can't keep them all track. I do, but I don't know none of them.

But he's doing. Josh, how do we get here? Follow me. Follow me. So I'm watching alone. Yep. A lot of dudes out in the woods. Not a lot of female representation for Women's History Month.

Never, because I don't think women are stupid enough to care about bushcraft. You're watching old ones, remember? Oh, yeah, it's not new yet. It's not new. So whenever new one, maybe they are. Every season, there's like maybe two or three women because women have the sense of like, I don't need to know how to live in the woods. What are you doing?

What are we doing? So this hillbilly, what's his name? Is it timber or something? whatever. He kills a squirrel. Okay. And he says, he's like,

my grandpa always taught me never to waste any parts of the squirrel, which great. And he eats the squirrel. And then he's like, he has the squirrel tail, and what he calls it is it's trousers, which is just the bottom half of the skin on the squirrel. It's trousers.

And he takes moths. And he takes moth. and he puts it inside the squirrel skin and then he sews it up and I'm watching him do this and I go huh I snorted I go what huh and what are we going to do with this part like I'm thinking this is a bushcraft guy who's gonna make he's gonna use something with this and he's taking his paracord and he's made this little thing and he's sowing up the squirrel I can't over the trousers and he calls it's trousers and he's so it's a lot of squirrel skin with the tail hanging off it and I'm locked in.

I'm like, huh? I wonder what this genius bushcraft man is going to do with this part of the squirrel. Yeah. And he sews it up. Yeah. And he goes, squirrel hacky sack. And then he just kicks it. And not even like hacky sack.

No. Just as far as he can. He was put it. And I go, what the hell did I just watch? Squirrel hacky sacky sack. I don't know where that, I don't know what the point is. My name's Cletus. This is a squirrel hacky sacky sack.

Welcome to Jack A's. My grandpa taught me never to waste parts of your squirrel, which I respect. He's out in the woods. He's got to, so he's so, he's using valuable. I mean, that's paracord. We could use that for something later, my friend. Or like bait, huck it into the river. Catch yourself a salmon, something.

But he just sewed up this wad of squirrel pants. some, and a tail. Shottled moths into it. Shov mons and he goes squirrel haggie sack. And then he just boots the goddamn thing. And I'm sitting there going, huh. I guess this is what you watch, Josh. That's how we have fun down here, you city folk watching the TV.

It is, though. I don't know why I love this show. Every year I look forward to it. I could never do it for a day. Even when I was in Boy Scouts, a weekend was good for me. Like, I like to get a shower. I like to have a bad. Yep.

I really like to have toilet paper. I don't know what they're doing out there in the woods without toilet paper. I mean, it's really a lot. A bunch of leaps. Then they all inevitably, for being people who are supposed to survive in the woods, they always get diarrhea. Like, you should always know what you can and can't eat. They're always almost immediately like,

I should eat this. this fish is absolutely fine, I'm sure, as a experienced fisherman. Num, num, num, num, num. Yeah, diarrhea death. Or, like, they're eating random berries. Right. There's one berry they can't eat because the seeds have a fine hair on them and your ass will itch really bad.

They call it itchy ass berry or whatever, butthole. Bottle berries. And I'm just so locked in. Make sure you stay away from the Bothole berries. And I'm just so locked in. Oh, you kick the frog hacky sack into the. the bottle berry bush. The frog rendered it useless.

Oh, grandpa always said you gotta keep eating them for you gotta use every part of the frog. Sew it up to a hacky sack. And then boot that some bitch clear cross the yard. Season of a loan. I'm just locked in. I'm locked in. I don't know why. I just always love it. I love it. I couldn't do it for a second, but I love watching these people survive in the woods.

Yeah, uh, no. I mean, it depends. Day yes. I'll do it over a day The way I get on the show Get a little bit of that check Just to make a little cash Before it's nighttime I have to make the firemen

And be like And they're only One mosquito bites me I'm done Well here's the thing The first night They're up in the Arctic circle For this season

No tap out The first night This guy's in his little Because they haven't Excuse me They haven't made their Their good shelters yet No

They're just like in their like quick little lean tubes For the nighttime Homeboy's chilling in his little like tarp tent. Uh-oh. Here's a just outside of it. He goes, uh, hi bear, go bear. No. The biggest bears you've ever seen.

They're going to, they're about to enter permanent darkness. Oh, great. Like where the sun's not going to come up and it's going to be freezing cold. And it's all, and I know this is more money than I'll ever make, but it's just to win $500,000. That's it? Right. That feels like not enough, right? I mean, I guess,

Technically all you're doing is not dying. Nothing the longest. Yeah, you're doing nothing the longest. So it's still impressive. But I thought, you know, like $5 million for that. I would think it'd be a bigger number too. I got, you know, that's still a life-changing amount of money. Well, and like, no offense to these people's lifestyle, $500,000 is an extreme amount of money.

It doesn't have to move me out of this apartment into a condo. I get my kids in over there. Dude, they don't even have apartments. Oh, they barely have houses, like, because they'll do their backstories. These are Bushcraft people. These are people who either like lead bushcraft experiences, their homestatters. Yeah, no. They're just, they're in the woods anyways.

No, thanks. So $500,000 is like five different chanties. They can then build on their land. No. They're living. So it is a lot, but. Damn. Anyways, that's my, that's my, uh, alone rant.

That was my Sunday yesterday doing laundry watching alone. Squirrel? Heck is it. You don't got any degrees up there in big, Moose in Saranac Lake. Negative 24 up in Saranac Lake right now. You guys forget how to do degrees? You forgot your degrees.

I know it's a Monday, but you went all weekend and then you forgot that you would need degrees on Monday. Got to refill your degrees before Monday, you guys. Too cold. Warming up this week, though. Let's look forward to that. Good morning, everybody. Happy Monday. Happy March 2nd.

Yes. Oh, yeah. What horrors await us this week, friends? Every week is a new stack of anxieties and horrors. Yeah, but March Madness. Oh, but we do have March Madness. When does that start? Now.

It does? Well, I mean, I'm sure there's games that will start at some point this week for those, like, lesser conferences. You know what I mean? Because in a couple weeks, the actual conference tournament start or like a week. You know, like next week, I would imagine that the ACC tournament would probably start. Syracuse at Louisville tomorrow. Yeah, they only got a couple left. Saturday's their final game.

Yeah. And then they get to be, they get to go to the ACC tournament, right? Because everybody's invited to that. No, the last few seeds don't get in. Oh, bum. I don't know where they are as far as that goes. Let me take a peek. No, they'll be okay.

That looks like they'll be okay. Okay. Let's see, in the conference. Oh, yeah, those teams are way worse pit. Well, well, I'm saying that. They only have to have a couple teams win, lose, win, lose, and they're right at that bottom. Boston College is 3 and 13.

They won't make it. In Georgia Tech, 2 and 14, they won't make it. Then there's Notre Dame and Pitt, 4 and 12, Wake Forest and Syracuse, 6 and 10. Stanford, Virginia Tech 9 and 7 probably okay. You see Syracuse fans, it could be worse. You could be Boston? Yeah, you could.

Yeah, Boston College. No, they, and I've heard rumblings from Syracuse fans, they want their coach. What are you talking about? You see that? We don't want ours for that. Win out the ACC tournament. Win that out.

Then we'll get in the big tournament. Then they're in. Then we'll win that. So it's looking pretty good, guys. You're right there. Pretty good. You're right there. It is March.

It is Women's History Month. Purple. I don't have much purple. And I like that color. And I like that color. I just don't have much purple. I'm like, get punched shirt. That's purple.

That's purple. But other than that. So. In my Rousseau shirt. And then we get St. Patrick's Day this month. So we got a couple things to look forward to. I'm more pessimistic and expect just another week of anxiety and horrible things to happen in and around my life. And then you go to bed and wake up and do it again every day.

Yeah, but at least the sun is going to sign. Going to later on there. It's going to try to, bud. God, you won't. Huh? A trash talk of that little. I'm going to try to, bud. I don't know.

what the hell's going on with Jim Carrey guys. I know that we want to talk about it, but I don't have any answers. We're all talking in chat there during commercials and music about Jim Carrey's face. But it wasn't its face, right? Because for those of you who are not terminally online like the rest of us, Jim Carrey did like a lifetime achievement thing in France, I guess it was. Yeah, but he didn't. And everybody started sharing like photos of him that were just,

weird photos and weird angles. Like, you can pause any photo. Look, watch. You can take a video of me. Watch me. Then I pause. You can take any photo. Freeze it and make it look weird. So that's what I thought it was. Who was that? Who was even over here a second ago? What the hell's going on? It's me.

Hi. It's me. You should have been you. There was a weird guy. No. I didn't know. I was like, oh, it's just weird photos. But now I get in here this morning and you've all got like conspiracies. It's video. It's not just one photo. It's a bunch of things. It wasn't just like he was spotted out somewhere. He took a whole, like he took an award and got up on stage. Okay, now this is him. All right. That just looks

like old Jim Carrey. Yeah, someone's shutting down the stream. We're freezing again. That's another thing. Why can't we get, why can't we get internet that works? I don't, I don't, anyways. Yeah, no, what's that. I don't know what the hell's going on. Our last bastion of our internet to stay on Twitch. Like, maybe this, we don't work with this internet company anymore. If it's going to freeze our stream every morning. Maybe we got to find a new internet company. Anyways, what were you saying? What were you saying?

We're back. It looks like it's him. It looks like. This picture, this looks like him, but then the other pictures don't. Like, this is the first one of seeing that... But it doesn't look fake. Like, you're not going to tell me this, like, makeup artist did makeup to look like Jim Carrey. It didn't. The other one did look fake, though.

I think it looks like just an old Jim Carrey. But that, yeah, these ones look like old Jim Carrey. These looks like old Jim Carrey. Because now, yeah. The concern is, has Jim Carrey been replaced by a clone? Is he a lizard person? I don't know. That maybe.

People were posting photos of the eyes and how the eyes are different. Like how his normal air color, eye colors like brown and these are blue or something? I don't know. What are you looking at? You're reading something. Yeah, no, I'm just looking. This is, this is brown. They said his eyes are brown.

Right? His eyes are brown. Yes, but this guy had blue eyes. At the, oh, at the French thing? There's the French thing. Okay. Okay. This is a way better picture than the first one I saw.

That looks like him. He might have just gotten filler and stuff like that. Or Botox or, you know, these... They get older and they like to have a little bit of tinkering done here and there. I would get Botox. Everyone was sharing this. The phrase where he said, if I ever come out of retirement, it's not me.

Well, I mean, he said that though, but he's done a bunch of random things here or there. I think people are just trying to get worked up over nothing. Yeah, this is him. I think it is Jim Carrey. And then who was this makeup artist trying to claim that he did it? Alex Stone, Alexa Stone. Said that he tricked everybody and was Jim,

Carrie or something? I don't think he did. I think it was Jim Carrey. I think Jim Carrey's just older. What did Jim Carrey say? Did anybody ask Jim Carrey? Well, what's it matter? Because nobody believes that's even Jim Carrey.

But I'm saying if it, oh, here's a, here's a video of it. Hold on. Let me hear, one sec. Let me hear his voice. Go ahead. Let me hear his voice. Let me hear his voice. Does it sound like him?

Yeah. Yeah, I think it's him. I think it's a much to do about nothing. Yes. I think he's just got, he's older. He's older. You got to remember, like, we don't see him for big chunks of time, and then he comes back and that's what he looks like.

Right? We didn't see him for long as time. And then he just was Dr. Robotnik. Yeah. So? I don't know. Whatever the hell you guys want to believe. I don't. I don't.

To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus. Find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.

We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. You did not watch Elimination Chamber. Come back in a few minutes because we're going to talk about it. I didn't watch it either because I don't have ESPN Pro Max Plus unlimited, whatever the hell you're supposed to have. You don't have a hot dog wrestling action?

I don't have any. I don't know what. I no longer do either. Whoever is access I had. I am, but although I am very thankful that I had it for Roll Rumble, so whoever had it. At least thank you for having it for a few months. So I can get through some of these results. Can you just first?

You can. It was very quick. There was only a couple matches. I'm like a casual wrestling fan. I like it. I like a lot of it. Yeah. I like the stories. I watched a couple of those mini-docks that they released.

Yeah. I love all those documentaries. The fourth wall is no longer really a thing. So it's fun to kind of see behind the scenes and stuff. What's different from a. Elimination Chamber versus a Royal Rumble. It's the Elimination Chamber. So what do they do?

It's like six tons of steel and. But it's still like. They're chambers. But it's still like. And you get eliminated. All right. But it's still like. The elimination shape.

People come in one at a time or something. Into the ring. Yes. You all show up and you all get locked in your pod. And two guys start. And then every like five minutes, a little fun count on happens like the Rumble. and the guy pops out, and then they, and then they hug each other all over a little.

So it was Trick Williams, Logan Paul, L.A. Knight, Javan, Javan, Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes. Yes, and they had to move some stuff around because it was supposed to be, I guess, Bronson Reed, and he got his bicep all torn on Monday, which was gross. So they had to change some stuff around and it ended up being Logan Paul, so they could eventually do their reveal. Again, spoiler alerts, their weird masked guy thing, pay. off. Yeah, so that's two things I want to talk about.

Yeah. They've been working at an angle with this masked man for a while, right? Yes. And it was all right, and it was cool, I guess. Like, I like stuff like that, but I knew what the payoff was going to be. And it was like, all right. You can see where this is going. It was kind of neat that they were, they unmasked a couple of them the last couple

days and they were nobodies. It was like, wait, a little swerve. Let me see. Do I have a nobody, including the one they did before. This is the masked man. Oh, he's in there now. Beating up Logan Paul. They had a guy come in before.

Oh, really? And they unmasked him, and it was a nobody again, which is what happened on Smackdown. Oh, okay. This guy is now finally... Is it going to take a second? All right. This guy finally reveals himself as Seth Rout. There you go.

And Seth Rallens has been out with an injury or whatever? Yeah, they put him out and kicked him out of the vision, and it was all... Everyone kind of thought it was him to begin with. And then they were like, oh, it's not because they unveiled him on like Friday, Smackdown and stuff like that. And it wasn't him, but it was a fun little swir. So the elimination chamber. It's so popper for guys. The one of, the winner of the elimination chamber goes to WrestleMania.

Drew McIntyre. So he interjects himself in this after all of that. Right. Because it's down to Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton, which is whoever wants to see Russell anyway. Which is Randy Orton? Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes because they have history and that'd be cool to see now. Okay. So, spoiler.

Randy Orton wins the elimination chamber. He's going to WrestleMania. But there were other matches that happened? They did. Because I see a Rio Ripley won two. She won her chamber, which that's a cool match. Her and Cargill, that'll be neat. Those guys are big, strong, sexy women.

I'd like to watch them smack each other around a little bit. Okay. AJ Lee beat Becky Lynch for the belt. Because AJ's married to CM Punk and it's C.M. Punk's hometown show essentially in Chicago. Hopefully they don't swear in this. Let me see it. In the entrance? Yeah.

I don't think they do. I don't know if the crowd does. But Seampunk being from Chicago had the Bulls announcer. Yeah. It's not his normal music. And he gets some of the loudest crowd reactions that I've ever heard of wrestling, being in Chicago. So this is pretty cool. I can't really hear him.

This is so cool. Second City Saint. He walks out. That's cool. That's a cool. Isn't that awesome? So CM Punk wins in Chicago. Yep.

Is this, are we on his like farewell tour now? No, he'll be going on for a little while. All right. I mean, he doesn't have long. He doesn't have long, that's for sure. So that'll be cool. However, they set that up with him and Roman. I like that as a match, I guess.

I don't, I don't have any issue. So far, the card is kind of all over the place, but I'm all about it. I still don't really like two days at all, but I'll deal with it. Polly in chat says the Becky Lynch social media meltdown after she lost has been glorious. She is one of, if not the best characters. Yeah, she really is.

Workers of all time. Right. She knows how to work every single gimmick they give her. She just is amazing at it. Now, this latest one where she, her, she's been doing it for a little while, this like social media meltdown, everybody's against her thing. It's very funny and very believable. I did like that she interrupted Sam.

Robert's radio show the other week. I like that. Right. She's doing actual things. She doesn't have to do, but it helps the character. But I think you told me about this part, which I'm in now. Yes. They've been working the masked man angle for a while. Yes. We got that resolved. But also there's been a box.

Yeah. Where has the box been? For those you from the 90s might remember the egg? Yeah. It was given egg vibes, and this is kind of what this poor guy is going to have. to deal with, you know, being compared with this. It's not his fault. But it was a box that was bouncing back and forth from Smackdown to Raw where each general manager was like, I don't want this, send it over there. Yeah.

And on the box, I said, do not open until. So if you guys, if you guys are, whatever. There was a big egg that was in WWV. Survivor Series. Back in the day. Yep. And nobody knew who was in the ag. Yep.

And the tie-in ended up being that the Mark Callaway was getting called up at the same time as this egg was going to be open. So Mark Calloway was worried he was going to be in the egg. He was not. He ended up being the Undertaker. Who was in the egg? Is that bald thing? Terry Taylor ended up being the gobbly gocker, which sucks because

Terry Taylor was actually a decent wrestler. The gobbly gocker! Wait, it might not have been Terry Taylor, now that I'm saying that out loud. But either way, it was, there was nothing you could do with that gimmick. He came in... Hector Guerrero was the gobbly gockers. Sorry.

Yeah, Terry Till, he was the Red Rooster. Yeah, sorry. Right. Wrong foul. Yeah, sure. Related. Different foul. Gimmick, yes.

All he did was come in and tumble around in the ring and make poor mean Gene O'Kerlin tumble around with him. And that was it. Yeah. There was nothing you could do with it. And it was one of the biggest dismal appointments ever, if not for the shockmaster. Several years later where the guy came crashing to the wall and his Star Wars glitter helmet fell off.

people have seen that and they don't even know wrestling that was wrestling yeah that's right yep but now this was started giving off those vibes we're like oh god who's in the box what's in the box that thing yes which no fault to the guy who was in it it was just what people immediately gravitate to now when you have something like this also because of who wb in the past has come out of the box

or the things they've done with things like things being hidden yeah they had pardon me um Vince years ago, one of his last things, at a Survivor Series, he also did a thing

where the Rock left a golden egg. It was the little, like a little golden orb egg. I remember that. I don't even remember what the payoff was. There was none,

but yeah, it was very weird. They do stuff like this all time because again, it's throwing things at the wall. Let's see if they stick. All right, I'm running out of time,

but I do want to play this clip. So this was, this, what was in the box, and I'm really into what's in the box. Now I'm a fan of this. guy. Yes. Jump in Twitter, YouTube.

We want to see them open the box. Because you're going to like the ladies that come out too. Yeah. There's a coffin inside the box. Which immediately people kind of were like, wait, wait, Undertaker? Sting? But no. Coffin is opening.

Smoke coming out of the coffin. Now sexy goth girls are coming out. Now tell me who this is, Cote. It's a guy called Danhausen, all one word. There you go. He cursed somebody. It's a little explosion. Just by pointing at you, you get cursed, right?

Yep, that's his little move. He curses you and a little explosions happen. It's a guy that created this gimmick during like COVID kind of. And he has built it himself, built everything about it himself. And he's become one of the most over indie guys. I love it. I love this. He was in AW, did nothing, was their top merch guy.

Yeah. Because people love this. He's a silly but actually good wrestler. Yeah. This gimmick is original and fun. He's giving Michael Cole a jar of teeth because he's still evil. He's very evil. He's very evil.

He's evil nice. But he's very nice. It's a weird like 60s. It is. It's like a 60s like Batman kind of vibes. Like vampire kind of vibes. Yes. I really like.

like it. There's sexy ladies and like leather clothes dancing in the ring. He does a fun voice. Did he wrestle or just come out of a box? And people are saying that the booing was at him once the lights went out. Yeah. I think they booed because they wanted more Danhausen. Because he is over and he's fun. It's a, it's a fun gimmick. I'm going to read you the thing I sent you yesterday when it comes to this Danhausen character. I love it. It's great. Danhausen has trademarked his ring name and catchphrases, quote, love that Dan and very nice, very evil. In addition, he has trademarked the design of his face paint.

Which is, that's the move. And is believed to be the first wrestler to ever trademark his physical appearance. Yes, because that's the move. So that's awesome. Yep. He'll be getting paid. And he's hilarious. Yeah.

It's not a, he's a good wrestler? And he's actually a good wrestler. It's entertaining. I think the problem is, is what we got for last. few months is guys like AJ Stiles leaving. John Sina leaving. We're talking about CM Punk and there's Chris Jericho

and Undertaker and all these guys leaving and all this stuff and then we get that. I think, you know what I mean? People were mad. It's not his fault, but you know what I mean? You gotta bring up new guys. Yes. Not everything is going to be the return of, you know, Brett

Hart to lock somebody in the sharpshooter 40 years ago. I like the Dan Hous and Theatrix. Yeah, if you don't know what it is. So does he show up tonight and wrestle? Is that how works? I would imagine he does something. I don't know how much wrestling.

Are they still in Chicago tonight or what do they do? They should stick around there. Yeah, no, I really like him. He's very fun. You got to wait until he does a gimmick or a segment backstage because he's very... Does he talk on Mike? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's good.

He does a whole voice. Oh, okay, good. That voice you heard that you are cast. Yeah, that's him? That's him. I like it. It's fun. It is 1960.

style kind of like horror. Yes, I want to see what they do with it because also people now are excited. They want to see him and Our Truth. Oh, why? Do a, because Our Truth is brilliant and does the comedy angle as well. So, Chad is saying that he was best friends with CM Punk. Yeah, that also helps. Probably Punk let him was like, hey, I want on my Chicago show. Yep. I'm very curious already to see what his, he already has a shirt. I want to see the numbers on that in two days. Yeah, I'm into it. If he's going to wrestle tonight, I'll watch him tonight. It's fun, man. It's fun. He's a very fun character. Twitch and YouTube mics are still on. He want to talk

about wrestling. Happy women's history month. Here they go. Getting a whole month. Unreal, an entire month. Also, this Friday Paralympics kickoff. I like watching the Paralympics. The curling, wheelchair curling is this Friday. Okay, okay. If you want to keep some more Olympics going on.

Is that also in Italy? Or is it? I don't know. I don't know where they. Do they do that in the same? They must, right? They must. I'm not sure. I don't know. Paralympics kickoff. Yes. Opening ceremony inside the historic

Viterone, the arena. Good for that. That's awesome. That'll be fun. Did you... All right, I got two things here. And exactly, Katie. When is my men's history month?

Thank you. Well, that's... Well, that's... But we are already... It's just absurd. Hey, uh, we have our New York State Department of Motor Vehicles and licensing and all that. Well, every state has that. Mm.

And Washington State, the Washington State, has a press one for English, press two for Spanish. Here he goes. Yep, about pretty soon. Three for other. Press four for they, they, them. I knew it. I knew it. Where's the trans phone lines?

So when you did press two for Spanish, it wasn't in Spanish. It was just a woman speaking English with a Spanish accent. Oh, no I'm no I'm English? That's awful. Please press one for English. Two for Spanish. Thank you for calling the department of licensing customer support center. For assistance with scheduling a driver licensing office appointment.

That's it. That's not... That's not Spanish. ...that's not Spanish. ...or questions about an upcoming appointment. Please press one. Thank you. The reaction online to the accent was absurdly humorous.

A lot of people compared it to Consuela. to Consuela from Family Guys. It was hilarious to us in the moment. Had Sophia Vigara vibes for me. Because it was so absurd, but it has real accessibility issues for people who call in every day. Wow. That's wild. What was that?

It was an old Garrett Morris sketch on SNL where he would like do interpretation for the heart of hearing and then just talk really loud from the 70s. Yes, yes. Where he would do his, uh, yeah, was that Illaria? Did they hire Ilaria Baldwin to do that? Four to do that. Yeah, he would just scream at them. I can't help you right now.

So, yeah, they are going to go ahead and fix that. That's insane. Yeah, that was all. I mean, maybe heard like a word of Spanish in there. Your wait time is Trace Minuto. Thank you for calling. Gracios. Hey, bro, gracious.

Your wait time is Cinco minutos. And some cinnamon chips. My dog's back. The fluffy dog. I bet you that dog is the softest dog that's ever existed. It looks like it's one of those

hyper, hypoallergenic. Like, I don't know what they're called, but it looks very fluffy. They lack dander, if you will, they're all... Dander free. Dander free? You ain't got no danda?

Hey, Mama. Hey, mamas. Hi. How's the kiddos? My mama bear energy thinks that your kiddos need more salt. Uh-oh. Do you have more salt? Mamas.

Mamas. A bunch of salt. The new trend. Well, I'm not even going to say this is a trend. This is just a woman who has a TikTok account. Oh, it's a woman. It's a lady. Very topical.

And here's like, I can't, I say this. I got to find a scam because this. woman is going viral right now for encouraging you to salt your kids. Like Gail the snail? No, no, no. Get out of your snail! Go! Get out of here, snail!

Remember we went to Aqua Spa and sat in a salt room? Yes. And what did that do for us? It was awesome. If you do it a bunch, it clears out your, your crap inside of your chest and your lungs and your whatever, dude. Like salt air? Even the one time I felt a little bit.

You're supposed to do it a lot for like a week or two. But yeah, it's supposed to do and they release a whole thing where it does stuff. But man, yeah, that place is brilliant. We got to get back there. But I also like when I see stuff like that and you just gave a little bit of information where that did work for us. Yeah. So then I see this lady's video where she's super annoying and seems a little crazy. Yeah.

And I don't know what to believe. Well, I don't necessarily. I mean, I don't know how young. But we've had, you know, 40 years of, you know, cigarette smoke and weed and weed smoke. You know what I'm saying? Like, our nasals and lungs need it. I don't know if, like, little kids so much need it, you know? And I think this woman.

I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't doctor. I just play one with your mobbo's lady on all. This woman is the whitest woman you're going to really encounter. Okay. I mean, the caucasity of this woman. Where she says her. Her voice is annoying because she does the things that I really hate. I don't like when people are like, hey mama bears.

And like I don't like referring to kids as kiddos or my little cubs and hey mama bears like hey mama's. Oh, you kid weirdos do all that stuff. Yeah, I don't like it. You all love your kids. You're all weird. But no, I get it. She has this company called the Caney Salt and Weld. Wellness Center where she is...

What is it? Caney. C-A-N-E-Y. I thought it was like a medical... It's out in Massachusetts. Like her name or whatever. It is in clearly a very affluent part of Massachusetts. I got to start taking money from rich people.

I got to figure out a scam. What can I offer? I don't know if you have a... Megan. It's going to have to be a multi-person thing now, now that I showed you that... Allie's a lineman, too. Yeah, Allie's working all the jobs.

I didn't know that she was. was a lineman. No, like, because when we were in, like, I realized that if you can just trick rich white people

into giving you money, you can get very wealthy. And when we were in Los Angeles, there was a, I laughed about it, there was a, business that just said brain rejuvenation. And I'm like,

what does that mean? Okay. Brain rejuvenation. Doesn't really mean anything, but I bet people will give you a lot of money. It depends on what... For brain rejuvenation. Depends on what they're doing.

This show is technically brain rejuvenation. Right. Brain rot. Yes. Brain rot. Because I'm very skeptical of all of these things. Mm-hmm. Until I do them.

And as someone that's done some of these, I can attest to them. This is a woman. I don't know about brain rejuvenation. Who has opened the Caney Salt Studio in Massachusetts. Okay. And she says she is a certified Halo Thubonel therapist? That game from

To which I Google How do I become a certified Halo therapist? Apparently she just made it up. Well, I was going to say, is it the same way that I am a, what am I? You're a pastor.

A halo therapist can be certified by the Salt Therapy Haloth Therapy Center. So it's not really anything. Yeah, it's the same way that I'm like a doctor or a scientist or anything. It's the same way that I'm a

clergyman probably. Here's $80. You're now a certified halal therapist. Which I, Josh, you are now a certified halo therapist because me as a probably next level, either up or down, from a certified halo therapist is a member of the clergy, myself. Is that what Dan Housen is doing when he points to you? He's making you a

certified halo therapist? Yes, that's your curse. This is a video she's going to play where she's showing And for those you just listening, let me explain to what she's going to be walking you through. Imagine a giant converted bedroom. Nice. Covered in salt like a litter box. Okay, like what we kind of were. No, like the floor, we weren't walking.

Were we walking on salt? Not there, like right on the floor, but all around us and stuff. No, there's like a six inch layer of salt on the ground. All right. And she's just having her children play in it. I mean. It does, see, it does do all that stuff where it clears out your things. But does it or we just believe in that?

No, no, it, I don't know. I thought it did. Okay. Just in the littlest bit, I cleared out. It felt good to clear out a little of the, you know, the nasal passages and your lungs and stuff. And I bet if you do it every day for how long you're supposed to, I bet it would work wonders. However, I don't know if that stuff is good for kids because they don't need to be cleaned out. They're already clean.

They're kids. Let me see what the average home. Average home price is. this town is $350,000. $700,000. Damn, that's close. By $700,000. Yeah, I don't know.

I gotta steal from rich people, man. Someone else much smarter than me would have to... Here's her video. I'm gonna play it for you. Really quick. How quick you think her voice annoys us. Immediately. Here, let me start over.

You got us to hear right from the beginning. Oh, okay. My kiddos and you should too, because immune regulation. matters more than immune boosting. I used to think boosting our immune systems was the goal. More vitamins, more supplements, more everything. But what I've learned living with asthma, severe allergies, and watching out for flare-ups is that an immune system on overdrive isn't strong.

It's stress. What our kiddos actually need is balance. When their airways are constantly irritated by dust, allergens, pollution, their bodies can stay on alert. Aylotherapy helps to clear that out. Sounds like she needs it. System can settle. Respond when it needs to. Rest when it doesn't.

So I'm not trying to boost anything. I'm trying to support what's already there. It sounds like she might need to do some of that herself a little bit, but just the time of bet. Well, she has no medical background. She just is saying things that people are going to take it seriously. And maybe it does something or maybe it's totally a placebo effect. I don't know. I don't know if there's video that goes along with each little cut.

It was her kid playing in a pile of salt. All right. So there's someone at its audio all day for the last 20-some odd years, that is the most annoying crap in the world, those quick cots like that for no reason. And it's because she messes up and wants to put them all together and just puts clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, and hits play where you're like, you're like,

put a little bit effort if you want to be taking everyone's money. But again, I'm sure most of her life has been spent doing the minimalist amount of work for the maximum amount of profit. I guess if you want to have your kids playing salt It's just like we I'm not telling you what to do We've gotten away from any experts and anything People just feel like if they have vibes

They're an expert on it And I like the Where the condescending laugh at the end Where she's not trying to tell you what to do But she's just got the healthiest kids Yeah It's rich white women That's what they do

You're gonna climb around an assault pile Yeah well I had a pit of mud in the backyard It was just fine I loved it. We had frogs and everything. That's way better. Are you playing in your mud pile? Yeah. Playing your mud pile.

Hey, Mama. Hey Mama. My skin makes my affiliation like, it's great. What our kiddos need most is salty mud. It's a salt park. What? What? Come on down to Cody's Puzzle Emporium.

Open Monday through Fridays, 9 p.m. to 5. A.m. Overnights only. I know. The piece is fit. Cody's puzzle nasia. That's all I could think I'd actually come down to your puzzle house if you got puzzles. It'd be fun. A little weird jingle for us, don't or. That'd be fun to hang out.

Good morning, everybody. Happy Monday. Happy March. Happy. Yeah, March 2nd. All right. All right. Yeah.

That's crazy. Now I was when it's going to start getting into the quicker part to the year and all the side. And we're like, look, it's already the end of March, basically. My little brother turns 40 this weekend. Oh, geez. Yeah. How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel, everybody?

Oh, do you all? Everybody's how old man. Memory's so old. So old man. And here we are. New week, new week of horrors and anxieties. Friends, let's buckle up and enjoy them together with a delicious ranch milkshake. Ooh, uh, Great Wolf Lodge.

You just get a little piece of the little powder that hasn't all the way from the mix. He has a mixed, yeah. Great Wolf Lodge, which is a great place to spend 10,000. and dollars. Yeah. It's an indoor water park. Bro. How long does I want to go there?

I don't want to take a loan out from the bank. Dude, it's wild. For those of you without children, Great Wolf Lodge, ah. Don't imagine they're a sponsor, but it is hell. Is that where we drove by? Calahari, probably what we drove by. Well, when we went down to New Jersey?

Yeah, we drove by something where it was like, whoa. Calhari's right off 81. Stuck out of the hotel or whatever the hell. That looked awesome. It's dope. But it's expensive. They know what they have. They know where we are.

And if you want to go somewhere that's a little more affordable, we got cascades at Greek Peak. Greek Peak has a little indoor, not even a little. It's a dope indoor water park. My kid was there yesterday. Nice. Randomly. Nice. Great Wolf Lodge has launched a ranch milkshake.

Now you almost got your boy here. Yeah, no. You almost got. I'm not going to. do it. You didn't even almost with me. You didn't. I didn't do it. The indoor water park

has a special ranch-flavored milkshake coming this spring. But why do you want to throw up immediately? Yeah, why do I want to That's not a thing. I don't want people thrown up in the wave pool, guys. It's not a fire thing. It's not fun. It is topped with

carrots, celery, whipped cream, crispy chicken, and a lime salt rim. Mamas, are you lime salting your rims? That's gross. Hey, Mamas. No, that's not an enjoyable,

uh, like that's not a milkshake that's, you know, like some of them are like a silly, like a, even like a pickle one. Yeah. Is like, oh, okay. But it doesn't go. Like, I don't know who I got to talk to about this.

And I say, this as a fan of ranch. Yeah. It doesn't got to be in everything, guys. Same with pickle stuff. Same with pickles. I don't even really like pickle stuff. They don't got to be in everything.

It doesn't got to be in everything. We don't got to keep cramming ranch and everything. And I love ranch. But ranch is not a standalone item. No. It's a dip. It's a salad topping. Yeah.

And that's kind of where it ends. Yeah, I don't, there's not a... I don't need ranch soda. I don't need ranch milkshakes. Oh, that's a dip. Well, those are for handball. He loves a blue cheese or a ranch soda. They launch on the 20th, if you are headed down to Great Wolf Lodge.

I don't, no, that's just, that's a waste. And you know what sucks, though, is that some kid that likes ranch is going to make his parent pay $20 for that damn thing. Take one sip and go, I don't want that. I don't, I don't really like it. I don't want him. I'm on a full wall. I think I feel, though.

Yeah, I also can't think of a worse thing. No, F. All right, drink a big, thick ranch milkshake. Then go running around and splash around. Getting that water. In hot water with a steamy building. You want to close down at Indoor Water Park real quick? Yeah, dude.

You have a bunch of little kids, a bunch of ranch milkshakes. I float up. I'll tell you what I'll do, though. Listen, I know your kids probably want to go to Calahari, Great Wolf Lodge, wherever that is. Yes, I do. It is a lot more expensive. Give me $100. I'll spray you with a hose.

That's it. Yeah. I'll save you the trip. Also, yeah. I'll save you the drive. I mean, we did it. We did it. We took the kids down there once.

Cost us a lot of money. Yeah. Fun though? Fun, but it's a lot. You got to understand, man. Yeah. There was a woman on TikTok I saw made a video from Great Wolf Lodge. It's great memory for the kids.

They're having a blast. But as a parent, it's you're in hell. You're in hell. Is it like when you go to other places? where now you're in there and now you also have to buy food and all that other crap? Yeah.

Oh, so, yeah, oh, man. No, I, as much as I would love all that stuff. Yeah, that's the thing is like, could you balance your law of the water park with the reverberating screams of hundreds of children inside an enclosed area? At least in Enchanted Forest, the sound dissipates. You're in the woods.

It's peaceful. And like the kids, they have the areas. Yeah. For them in Enchanted Forest. You know what I'm saying? Like there's not a little screaming kid going down, you know, some of the bigger water ride. These are the kids.

They're up at 7 a.m. They want to be down there in the water park. They're all amped up. And then throughout Great Wolf Lodge, there's other games to play. Oh, okay, okay. I mean, it costs more money. Everything costs more money.

Yeah, I'm sure they've got arcades. So, like, there's arcades. There's this, like, there was this, not like a treasure hump, but it's like you to go find little screens with your wand. Do these at least have like a food court? I don't remember where we got food. They have food.

They'll sell you anything, dude. They'll sell you anything, dude. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Listen, get on the air with us. I don't know. It's not a fun. I don't even think you would,

because cousin Jay is saying in chat, you would love Kalahari. I bet. I don't think his love of water parks would outweigh hundreds of screaming children. It would be, I would like it and be absolutely okay with it if it was all inclusive to me. Like if it was all of a sudden they were a big sponsor and they're going to get Cody back down there and everything he wants is free. But then, you know what?

I'll deal with some kids throughout the day. Yep. Because I will go out to the parking lot and get as high as balls. I want to come back in them. I'm just fine. Yeah, dude gets stoned and run around. Yeah. But no, that's indoor water park fun concoction.

Ranch milkshake, not fun concoction. And then I was a lame dad yesterday like I get sometimes. Sometimes. Because my youngest, for some reason, my youngest's friend had his birthday party at Cascades yesterday. I mean, these are 15 and 16 year olds, but they wanted to go to the water park. Hell yeah. Duh. So he's like, well.

That, no, it's not Suigo's. No, that's splash up there. No, this is the one at Greek Peak, the Hope Lake Lodge down there. It's like an hour from our house. Gotcha. And he's like, he comes down, he's like, I was, because I demanded he tell me where he's going. What I got was this.

Saturday, what I got was, can you bring me to Sosos house at noon? Why? Oh, we're going to go to the water park. Well, one. Arl. Who's going? Arl.

Who's going to drive you? Arl. So I demanded I get any, I mean, any information, bro. See, that's where he's got to learn, because then you're allowed to do anything. That was the move. We'll let you live your teenage life. I just need to know who and where you're with.

You give all the details. Then your parents don't care. So eventually he went on a fact-finding mission somewhere and got the intermaging. Yeah, see, and then it's all good. And he comes back downstairs, he goes, we're going to go to someplace called Cascades. And I go, that's where we went when you were little. And remember how we went to the arcade and we got a fake snake and we put it under mom's pillow because she's so afraid of snakes and we all laughed?

and I cried a little. I'm so lame. You're such a loser. I'm so lame. I know how lime I am. But that's how I described it. And then we went in the wave pool and everybody went, I loved it.

Cascades good booby bar. It was a good time. It was a good time. This is why he doesn't want to tell me, sister, but I got to have the information. Exactly. I don't care. If you don't cry every time he tells you something,

then he'll tell you more thing. And remember we found that game that was giving out of a Unlimited tickets and we had so many tickets, bud? Nope, we don't remember. I'm leaving. Bye. We have so many tickets bought? I'll be in the car.

That's just me. I don't care. That's just me. I don't know him. I'll be in the car. I'm leaving. All I got going for me in one of these damn memories, I like it. That's it.

We're going. Well, they caught the taco seasoning thief. Now, if you were like me and you saw this headline and you had no understanding of what the hell they were talking about, let me explain. Because over the weekend, I kept seeing headlines of Florida man And I don't know if the news was just writing the headline weird Florida man

steals $40,000 worth of taco seasoning Kind of but no Did you just get like A pallet of Ortega? No here's what he was doing And I'm glad I read the story because this makes it more obviously a crime He's facing felony charges Because what he would do is he'd go to Target

and he'd take one pack of taco seasoning and a box of sports cards. And he would go to the self-checkout, and he would just hold the taco seasoning packet like under the thing, like when you're scanning. You see what I'm saying? No. You can't picture what I'm saying. No, why does he have sports cards?

That threw me off. So he would do that. And he'd pay 99 cents for a box of sports cards. Oh, I'm an easy. I'm an idiot. You weren't putting it together. No, I was like, why is he hiding the taco? I was the other way around.

He was faking out the barco. Okay, okay. So he'd hold this box of card so like on camera it looks like it's all good. No, they'd hold the taco seasoning in a way that he would scan it. They have cameras like this. Yeah. They can just go. Yeah.

Everyone in chat is now trying to slow it down for Cody. Cody, he was using the taco seasoning barcode. I had it reversed. Why would he pay so much for tacos? He's not good at shopping. Why would he buy a $20 taco season? Well, here's what in my head was that he was doing that, then taking the taco seasoning and the receipt and getting $90 back.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Look at what he did. No, what he was doing is he was flipping the cards on eBay. So he would go do the barcode thing I just explained. He did it 75 times between last July and this month. Oh, wow. Investigators claim he would grab the expensive boxes and equal amounts of the seasoning packet. So sometimes he would get greedy and do like two boxes.

So the taco seasoning thing headline is just silly. It's just silly. It's probably the cheapest, flattest thing you could find in the store. $0.99. You'll say they're, well, you can even get like the great value ones are like 50 cents. Mm-hmm. So he was doing that. Oh.

He generated $40,000 in revenue. Yo, what kind of cards did he get? He must have got some good ones. It's what Polly tries to do. But like, Polly doesn't follow through on anything he ever does. No, then he didn't want anymore. He stopped. And he's got some actual good ones that I keep telling them to keep away from the garbage.

He's got too much going on. He's facing organized retail theft, dealing stolen property and money laundering charges, getting up to 90 years in potential imprisonment. Money laundering? Hope it was worth it, bud, because essentially, yeah, because you are laundering money, but how? Because he's selling a stolen good.

Because it's, you're not... Maybe there was a layer we don't know about it. Like, he'd get the cash and then launder that somewhere. I don't know. Damn, though, man. I don't know. Bob said somebody on stream was doing that on Target and got banned. Yeah.

Target is no joke. they will legit watch you steal until you hit a thousand dollar felony marker and then they pop on over no i've had walmart people come over to me where they like i've missed like i you miss a scan and they come flying over because you you know and they show like the underneath and like look you can see right here and then you can exonerate yourself immediately because you can see i thought that it beeped i don't know sorry i'm doing your job or you can go to price chopper and those scanners have no idea what's going on at any point. Oh, man.

That between, oh, Blentry. Thank you. Yeah, the move of those and I found tops is that you,

you still have to slow and then please slam it. Rescan previous item. You got to just slam it onto the thing. It's very confusing. How many bags? Yeah.

How many bags? Please scan previous items. Every grocery store. I didn't do. I scanned it. If they don't have one that they're invested in that has the ones that weigh it everywhere,

then it's going to take you forever. Like, where it's like, no, scan it and immediately put it over here. Like, no, I only have five things. I'm putting them back in the bag that's right here next to me. That's what I always do. I don't need to put it on your little counter thing. Like, I have, that's what the bag is for.

I don't need to take everything out. I'm a little basket. Yep, that's what it's for. I'm a little shopping basket, like your grandma going to the store. Right. And I set it down on the top, table top thing, and then it confuses the scale. Sometimes you get lucky. And if you get like a good one and there's no one really there,

and you have like the hand thing, oh man, I can be done in two seconds. And then they get mad at you for using the hand thing. Well, that's, that one is very annoying. That's for larger items only, sir. Walmart yells at me about that all the time, and I hate that. That's annoying as hell. Yeah, Zippy got yelled at for using the hand scanner.

Yeah, why can't I use it? Yeah, you don't get to tell me how I get to scan my items. If I can do it fast and it pops it up on screen, so you can't monitor it as extreme. fast as you'd like, that's not my fault. Somebody tell me in chat. Why is that such a big deal when we get you out? Why is it such a big deal?

It's not as a former double grocery store employee. Nobody ever anywhere at Price Shopper, Wegman's ever said to me, if they go to grab that hand scanner, you tell them, uh-uh, sir, you aren't to be using that. Yeah. Like, yeah, don't, you don't get to tell me how,

especially if I take everything out, why does it matter? It's very weird. Yeah, if anybody's in the biz, tell me why. Then take them away. Because I'm so fast. Yeah. I'm so fast with the hand scanner.

And that's what, you know, then how about this? If you want to go a little slower, Mm-hmm. Open more registers, Walmart. Yeah. What is that? I don't want to go through an aisle anymore. I want to only self-check out.

Well, I would go through any aisle. Uh-huh. I bet most people would have. be in agreement with me that I don't give a crap. I'll go through one that has got an ogre with the worst B-O I've ever seen cashing me out. We just want a register that's open. Does Wegmans really do that? Your mom says Wegmans broadcasts what you bought and the cost.

Yep. Yep. Yep. What? Yes, they do. It's a little weird. I don't want everyone to know that I'm getting certain, like not certain things, but like, I just don't need everyone to be like, pretzobites, 45, like,

extra small condoms, right? $36. No, it will say, Magnum, condoms. I mean, I'm assuming if you did it. Why is it doing that? I don't know.

I don't know why Wegman's does do that. I don't know. It's very weird, though, right? It makes no sense. Two brownies. What? What did you,

what did you have to tell them that I got two? Single, serve dinner for one guy, only one person dinner for one. One sad dinner for one person. Oh, okay. Thanks. Thank you. Personal lubricants, $2. Personal use lubricate for only one person, not for use with females.

Vaginal cream. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, sorry, yeah, hold on, hold on. I got to remember what Mike's talking to. Are they, even like, if you get like, like a vaj cream or something, it'll say it out little? It'll probably, I don't know, like, Vagicil and stuff, but like, it popped up the ice cream, you know, wagmints, that bit, ice cream, four, 99.

Like, oh, okay. Three things of ice cream for one man. Yeah. 299. Only one person living in apartment. Four gallons ice cream. Good. What are you doing?

Manager coming over to approve sauce purchases. Too many sauces. Mustard, hot mustard, yellow mustard, ground mustard, chicken tender dip. Hey! Yellow mustard, ground mustard, chicken tender mustard. Yellow mustard. Mustard, mustard on the beat, homie. Employee coming over, did you scan 32 sauces?

Yeah. That's too many sauces. Waiting manager approval. No, that's really... I just need to... I mean to manager approval on the self-checkout. This guy wants 15 sauces. Based on previous purchases,

you bought 34-pack, toilet paper? Too much? Mistake. You have lots of poops? This is a lot of toilet paper. Oh, shut off for a second. Shut down for a second. Extra strength. Hamroid cream.

Why to get louder? Hamroid cream, pro-Mats. X XL. What the hell? Oh, man. What the hell? Come on, ma'am. Texan says, I love how you guys range from teenage boys to boomers.

We have varying opinions. We don't like the checkouts at the grocery store. You damn right. Green Day. Good morning. This is K Rock. I got a, get it? I got a green day coming up with our new friend Allison in here.

Hi, Allison. Hello. Allison is here on behalf of. The dispensary by Bud Boys Hey, oh, that's right. Now, as you know, or maybe you don't know, the FCC doesn't allow us to talk about certain things on the radio, but what we can't, boo, that's right, Al.

For real. What we can't talk about is your locations. So I know we have two. Tell me where we're located. We are located in 642 Old Liverpool Road in Liverpool, and also 918 North Salina Street. Okay. And coming soon to?

And then coming soon, we do have 3078 East Ave in Central Square. Okay. Now, I can say that you've got a lot of professional people there who know what they're talking about. Definitely. You want to come in and most people tend to leave dispensaries with more confusion than they had going in. That's not the case with Bud Boys. So we want you to come in and we want to educate you on what you're taking home so that you're happier. I love it.

So we're going to jump into Twitch right on, Twitch and YouTube. We can talk about all this stuff freely. So if you want to hear more about the products, other stuff we have going on at Bud Boys, jump in Twitter, YouTube, K-Rock, CNY. Download the show. Wherever you get your favorite podcast, we've been podcasting for 15 years this stupid show. Yeah, leave the podcast and us. Real men, the how to do stuff.

Not you down in your mom's basement doing God knows what, dill holes. Oh, man, I forgot about that. Zippy is right. Ralphie just went to Dubai. Is he okay, Joan? Is Ralphie okay over there? I didn't think about that. He went on a trip over there.

Oh, Ralphie. Let's get Ralphie home safe, all right? Oh, error 2000. I've gone through all of the gauntlet. Listen, you've got to stop using you. computer. Error 5,000! What? Because I can't go through the stress of not knowing if this is working or not.

Oh, so I just shouldn't yell it? Yeah, probably not. Because I think we're on, although it's red. So maybe we're not. I don't know if we have internet. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what happened. They're trying to say this is just how they talk to each other on the news, but it's gone a little viral, this Texas newscast. They're busting balls where, I guess we did drop out.

Refresh if need be. I'd refresh and I'm good. This seems to be like something we have to remedy. Yeah. I just, I don't know how we, this is an incident. It's a necessary thing.

Maybe the company we do internet with is not a good company to work with, in my opinion, if this never works. Anyways, these are two newscasters. Texas news anchor and the station's chief meteorologist were bickering over the, chance of rain.

Okay? Okay. And later they said the phrase, somebody here for me? It's a thing where I can't. Yeah, it's Joe. Later they said, no, we're just friends. This is how we talk.

But it does sound kind of like they are really bickering. You don't have any rain in our forecast, but Midland Weather, and you don't have any rain in the forecast? In the next few days. But in the next few days, we have Midland Weather Rain. I just said a second ago, we have rain. in the forecast.

No, not until this weekend, right? Well, I have the day of the event, I have racing. I'm talking like three of four days. Actually, the rain chances is coming before the event. Stop trying to correct people and just do your job. I just don't know why you'll listen to me. Anyways, take a look at the story. Oh, wow.

Wow. Okay, anyways. Damn. That sounded real to me. Yeah, good. They shouldn't have more real news stuff, man. Go at each other. Hell yeah. It's more.

It looks faker how news people act with, with that, I must be the most prim and proper. They later posted, have it at it. One of the reporters said, Carney and I are super close, nearly siblings in a way. We literally talk trash to each other all day

and sometimes it comes out on air. Trust me, it's all love. I mean, yeah, it can be, but. Can be, but that's not a little, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can fight. Monday means Joe Stanley pops in. Stanley Law, the maximum award people. Good morning, Joe.

Morning, guys. Not to give Cody or my one. any ideas, but you've got an article here. A story about a woman that poisoned her husband. Yeah, this is a very weird story. She, on trial for murder and her husband by lacing one of his muscle mule or whatever. Oh, the mule cocktails. Yeah, a mule cocktail with fentanyl and killed him.

And allegedly, she had tried it two weeks before on Valentine's Day in a sandwich, but he only got sick. Oh, bummer. And the reason, allegedly, is she needed money and he had five policies of about four or five million dollars worth of life insurance. And so that's some of the proof that's going forward. But the ultimate weirdness about this is after he dies, she writes a book about grief for their two children.

Like a children's book. Oh, she did. And she became successful. Oh, no. I mean, you created the morning. That's why we needed to mourn. Right. It's because of you.

I got to think, though, like, if anybody starts asking you to sign a lot of life insurance policies, Be suspicious of that person. Well, you know, assuming they did them years before when they were happily married, and you have all these life insurance policies and you're in a split-up mode, you might want to seriously consider changing your beneficiaries or at least leaving them to the estate. Good tip. Like if you and the wife aren't getting along anymore and you know that you got a bunch of life insurance.

Well, and that's something that sometimes in divorces don't get taken care of, or if somebody passes away after a divorce, If you don't change those beneficiaries, you end up giving money to somebody you don't even want or have anymore because the beneficiary stays the same. You can get divorced and if you don't change it. Oh, that's a good point. So if you get divorced and you never, like Joe said, update that beneficiary, your ex-wife. Oh, yeah. I have had people come to me and say, I want to sue because the distributes of the estate.

She, how does she get the money that have been divorced for years? They hated each other. Yeah, well, they didn't update the paperwork. And here we are. Sorry. And can you ever win those suits? No, because they didn't update it. Wow.

Stanley Law, the maximum award people, Joe. Always great stories. Thanks for coming in. Radio World, we will hand you off to the 90s at 9. Where you going by? I'm putting on my fart scar. Oh, I wonder why. That's weird.

Sounds like marijuana. That's a good tradeoff. We'll put some hockey and Twitch and YouTube. Jumping on Twitch and YouTube stream. I love hockey. I'm really into that game. I was telling Cody. I've been working on my career mode all weekend.

It's fun. It's a, every year they update it. And these games, just the littleest bit. It's been really fun. Yeah. I was sent down to the HL briefly. I had to really earn my spot, but I'm back. You got to learn.

I'm back on the Calgary Flames. Don't you worry about that. Yeah, how does that work? What? How do I get put on a team? I really don't remember. I think when I did the juniors, I think I got offered something from the flames maybe.

I don't remember how that part happened. I don't, they make you pick at the start. So I just pick the Bruins. Not the career, the game. Yeah, this is what's your favorite team? And I'm like, all right, yeah, I guess just them because I liked them from NHL 94, came Neely, blah, blah, that other stuff. Then I was hoping that they didn't get drafted.

They don't put you on that team because for Madden, you would pick like the Cowboys as your favorite team. And then the game would put you on the Cowboys. Yeah, so I don't want to be put on the bro. I don't know. You'll see. There's a draft. It's really fun. Yeah, I want it to be random.

We'll play a little hockey in our gaming stream. Gaming stream powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. Buying with Ryan. You are styling profiling. and jet plane flying. He told me to tell you you can't sit in any of his cars because your butt thinks. Oh, Josh's butt stinks. That's what the tax line says.

Tell me to tell you that personally. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9 with a little hole. I'm in a hole.