The Show - DISCO DUCK

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

Busy weekend over at The NYS Fair & Cody ate ostrich?! Things are unsurprisingly getting weird in Florida. If you’re going to Disney, there’s some rules you need to follow. Why don’t radio jocks have hit songs anymore? Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. We got to do this again? Didn't we just do a whole week?

of this? I thought we did. Confusing. Come on. Can we back on vacation yet? We don't have to be here Monday. Oh, yeah, Monday. If that counts.

Mm-hmm. But then December. Ah, all right. All right. Just right around the corner. So, yeah, December. Ahoy, hoi, hoi, friends, how do we do on this Monday morning? Anybody get out to the fair over the weekend?

We were there Friday. I was there Saturday. Very nice, very nice. The youngest son was there yesterday again. He went two days. They both love that fair, though. They love going. They were there all day Saturday.

Yeah, that's what you used to do back in the day, man. You used to go with your friends, just kind of meander around. It's an enclosed area. You know what I mean? Relatively safe. I mean, where you're going to go, you know? Nope. Cody ate an ostrich burger.

We'll get into that. I finally ate a bird. He ate a bird. Give me you, bed. Well, last than a week away from us seeing, I don't know, freaking Oasis on Sunday. Did you see I put Liam right front and say he's going to join us this week? Hello.

Hello. A biblical. He's got to leave. We're less than a week away, friends. Yeah, we're stoked about that. That's our weekend plans. Yeah. Yeah.

What else is going? Anything else goes? I mean, besides the weather, that storm that came through yesterday, Yeah, that was, I mean, nuts for a little while. Looks like everyone was okay, though. I mean, you'd see some people got a little what. Yeah, Cody texted me in concern because the map was showing white. And I don't think I've ever seen white before.

Right? Yeah, I'd never seen white. Did it come through your house? The rain did. The thunder you could hear and, like, you could see some lightning and stuff, but you could just see it kind of stay like this right over all of this here. You know what I mean? Like right at the bottom of, uh, of my.

like hill. Sometimes that definitely comes in handy living higher up there on Onondaga Hill because you could kind of watch it. See it coming? Yeah. I was getting nervous because like the radar had it coming right towards. It's coming right for us. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm about to have a bad time up here in Grambi and then it

I got rained hard for like five minutes, but everything was south of us. Like I was just getting drizzles but also the sun was out and rainbows were shining. So yeah, it was weird. It rained for a little bit and then it stopped and like the sun came out and it was it was a little weird and I went all right so I tried to take else out and that's when the that second wave came through and the second we got outside it started to you could see it you know to the right that's when you could see some lightning and stuff and it was like oh boy all right never mind back inside and that's when we got real bad for like an hour so and then it just kind of rained for a while hopefully you guys

didn't sustain too much damage. I see a couple trees down. Cindy says my sister, major damage from a tree down. All right. Well, I'm hoping that everybody's safe. Yeah, I probably took down a couple. Things can be repaired, I would guess. Yeah, hopefully not too much anyway.

So that's good. And a sky high fly ball to left should do it. And it will. For the first time since 1996. There it is. Chinese Taipei champions of the Little League. Chinese Taipei. What a team, man.

What a team. I was watching that with Cody. Well, we're not together. He was watching it. I was watching it. They were unstoppable. I was like, they're locked in, man. This poor Nevada team.

You know, you hate to see kids lose a game, but that years weren't beating this team, man. They were locked in. I don't know if they allowed to run the entire tournament. They were crazy good. I'm not sure if they allowed to run the entire tournament.

They were that good. You were invested in the whole thing. Was there any other really great teams that just didn't make it The distance was Nevada really good? Nevada was pretty good. The South Carolina team that they beat was good. Connecticut was decent.

Okay. But in Aruba, they were really good. They had a couple kids on the team that people were like, oh yeah, they've already been scouted. And how do the logistics work? Like obviously, I don't know how Chinese Taipei works, but like around here, because my son had a couple of friends who like go to the tryouts. Yeah. Did they just like pick the best people from the local area to go then represent that area?

Yeah, pretty much. I remember going through all those like all-star tournaments and stuff like that. Yeah. And then like... Being asked to do like travel ball things and stuff like that. I remember doing some of it. It's just it's expensive. They don't ever cover the costs for, I mean, maybe for these kids now, I'm sure they got sponsors and stuff.

And I remember back in my day, it was like, well, no, your parents paid. Bro, that's... I don't think I have fun on your trip thing, guys. I don't think so. I'm blessed to have one artistic child and one child who's very athletic, but I don't think he's going to be doing any of this stuff. He's very much into golf right now. So I can't imagine the cost for these families, the time restrictions,

like the time requirements. It's been all summer long. Like they've been out, is this down in PA or something? Where is this? Yeah, this has happened. But they started what, you know, like the Nevada team. Yeah. They all started.

God knows how long ago, because they all start, you know, they all have their own Little League seasons where they're all on different teams and stuff like that. And then those kids that are good go to different tournaments, you know what I mean? Like they put together like an All-Star type team. And then those kids go through tournaments to get to the qualifying tournaments that you then get to like the qualifying for the Little League World Series, which is the stuff you see that's like the end of July type deal. And then they go until, you know, over this weekend.

I love my children more than I love anything on this planet, but I would not want to just sit an entire summer in Podunk, Pennsylvania. Because that's where these always take place, like some random town, right? Yeah, that's where these, like the Little League World Series was, they had to be wherever they were in, you know, Connecticut and Carolina and all the other tournaments and stuff. During my family trips, like every summer will go to. to random towns and you see these towns that exist only for sports tournaments

and now you're going to be there for two weeks. Like there's a spot in PA that has like a hundred soccer fields that all the kids in soccer play. There was a spot in Gatlinburg that had as like one of these baseball facilities where there's like 10 baseball fields and a bunch of games going on. And I don't know

what's around there but I'm sure there's not a ton in you know, I'm blanking on where the hell it is but it's still, it's Pennsylvania so it's not going to be anything crazy. You know, they got like A Denny's maybe or McDonald's. And it's like, what about your job? Like, don't these parents have to go to work, any of them?

Yeah, I don't know how that all works because I think it sucks. Yeah. Because they were talking about it that the, after the third place game, they were like, and these Connecticut kids are actually going to be kind of getting right on the road as they've got school tomorrow. Oh, no. My kid's not going to school. The Monday after.

You can take Monday off. Yeah, Lottie says it's all summer long down in Cooperstown in Oneonta. Just a million little kids running around. Yep. Yeah, man. That's what happens. If you ever stay at a hotel and there's a baseball tournament in town. Oh, yeah.

Or a hockey tournament. You're going to have a lot of kids running around them halls doing kids stuff. And you can't be mad at them. I mean, they got to be respectful of other people in the hotel. No, they're just annoying. But they're also kids. Yes, because they're kids. I would have done the same thing.

You're telling me I get to spend a week in a hotel with my friends. Oh, my God. Right. And especially these upper echelon teams that were wearing, that's, I laughed my ass off at some of this stuff, that they've got eight different arm guards on. Well, that's the other thing. Here's my batting gloves, but here are my running gloves,

and here's my sliding gloves. Yeah. One that I put on on top, but I also put my slide sleeves on it. It's like, how about you just play some baseball? You have to also recognize that at some point these become an affluent sport. The people who are making it to the Little League World Series, those families have the affluence to afford all this stuff. To be able to take an entire summer to travel with their kids' baseball team.

And the sponsors are just handing them boxes of all of the, like, arm warmer things. So there's plenty of kids. They're just putting on gear after. Exactly. There's plenty of kids that are probably great enough to play, but their parents are like, but we can't, I can't send you for a month down to, you know, Gatlinburg, Tennessee or Cooperstown Dream Park.

But they're making memories, their kids, they're having fun. Congrats to Chinese Taipei. First time since the 90s that they won, man. Good for them. That was a heck of a team. And like, it's weird to watch Little League baseball and then be like, I could see that guy going pro. Oh, yeah, there was a bunch on there.

Like a 12-year-old pitcher. They were talking about getting scouted and all that crap. And they're like, oh, all right. Okay, this kid's pretty, pretty. good. Yeah. Week one of your Syracuse?

Is it one or week one or week zero still for SU football? Because they play Tennessee this weekend. Week zero is over so now it's week zero into one.

Thursday night at like 5.30 there's Boise State and somebody and then it goes buck wild from there dude. We're off and running. There can be many days

where we don't have football for months after Thursday. He is locked in. Yeah, because we have Thursday and then there'll be a game there's games Friday. and Saturday.

And I don't know if there will be games Sunday for football, but then you just get through. Oh, no, there is because there's a Monday night game too. There's a random, I think Monday college game. So you get through Tuesday and Wednesday with probably nothing. And then you're sat. The next Thursday. You're locked and loaded, buddy.

It's football time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we got your SU football coverage in the Mohawk Valley, of course, this weekend. Nooner, Tennessee. It's a neutral site. That's not a neutral site.

But it's all the way down in Where's it Georgia or whatever? Like, it's literally a home game for Tennessee But not in their home stadium Some weird ass loophole 949K Rock and of course BroStat, TK99 Yep

Although as much as I'm always with Wildhack I don't know if I can get behind his He needs, came on their show And it was like, we need our fan support, we need down there But I'm like, oh I need people to travel Yeah, like

Because then you people putting up the cost And it's something like you need like $1,400 to get down there to see that game. It's like, oh, can I, it's a wildhack? Can I borrow $1,400? I'll be glad this. Tennessee, like, is drivable, right? Where is the game? It's something like Georgia or some BS thing that's real close to them.

Tennessee. It's against Tennessee, but it is at the Mercedes Ben Stadium. So it's like, how is that a neutral site? You want neutral site? You've got to put it in like the Carolinas or something order. get there from Tennessee. Let me see. Or like Outlast or something where it's a legitimate to where the Falcons play. Yeah, legitimate neutral site.

Like that's not neutral. Still a drive from, I mean, Chattanooga is still how far to Chattanooga. It's still a state away, right, for them? It's just like on the border. It doesn't matter. I don't care. Either way, it's like, come on. Put that game in the dome. An IHop employee.

This is a roller coaster, has been arrested for sexually harassing a female. customer. Okay. So Allie May Wright 26-year-old server at a Florida IHop. 51-year-old unnamed woman rolls in and something about that woman just gets Allie all

hot and bothered. Just gives her big plate of sausage and winks. Close. Oh. She gave her an unrequested milkshake. Called her a sexy, see you next Tuesday. Oh. Then sat in her booth began rubbing her back, right breast, and resting her head on the victim's shoulder.

Like, she was horny with this trick. This grown-ass woman. Who was the lady there with? I'd be like, uh, excuse me. Why are you hitting on her? And maybe intervene a little bit or? Police detected an indication of alcohol. Oh.

So it seems like Ellie may have a little buzz going on. I mean, buzzing at the eye hop. I think that's like one of the. benefits when you get to work there. I think it says it in the handbook. Yeah. You can be buzzed while working at I-Hop. She's been obviously required to have no contact with the victim, and it is unclear if she still worked at the I-Hop, but that went from zero to 60. Yeah. Hey, you want this as a milkshake? Right. Let me just put my hat on your shoulder real quick.

Oh, put the air milkshake in my booby. Oh, hello. Come on. This is Kay. Happy Monday. I see. I see what she did there because this is the band's name. I know we got some. Well, I know Jojo and Robber had announced Disney very soon. I know my cousin Jay loves Disney. And there's, I guess, unsaid rules of things you can't wear to Disney. And if you have those things on, I bet.

Yeah, it's a family. Hey, it's a family place. It's a family place. You don't get to, like, honestly, I bet I couldn't wear my DX sucket shirt. I bet someone saw that. They'd be like, no, suck it. They could request you. School rules.

Lacey, inside out. Turn inside out. Lecy. And they have the right to. Yeah, it's private property. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I could wear it this America. To an extent.

Yeah. These all makes sense, though. The New York Post has a list of fashion choices to avoid if you're headed to Disney. Because every once in a while, you'll see like a random, I don't want to say skank, but they're acting in skanky ways. No, no, I know you mean. They're wearing their, let's just say, Central New York Beach attire at Disneyland almost. Like their whole ass is out. Like, careful.

Your kids, yeah. It's like, I know. This is a family place. Please. I just show it off and wear whatever you want, but still be careful. So, um, this one, this one I like. And I'll be controversial when it comes to Disney adults. I don't get it.

But I also don't care what you do with your time and money. It's your life. Go live it. No, we, the ones that I know. Mm-hmm. Don't bother me because they're not the ones that I see on the internet. Yeah. I know several that are all about it.

We have several on here. And they're not annoying. No. No. The ones I'm thinking of, there are ones you see on the internet that are... Costumes for adults.

Oh, that makes sense. You as an adult cannot wear a costume at Disney. They must be 12 or under to dress like your favorite character so kids can show up in costumes. Yeah, that makes sense. You can be a princess, a pirate, whatever,

but Disney wants the official characters in the park to be the only ones in costume. And you know why that is? Because I guarantee you there's just random Disney adults showing up in their most epic costumes and they're walking around dressed like a frozen princess or whatever

and people are like probably stopping for photos. You're not representing the brand. Or and we still have them around here which blows my damn mind when I see him at things. Or I bet you there's a lot of Johnny Depp. Oh, there is. There's a lot of those.

There's a lot of those. Yeah. Look at the Rome of Disney. It's like, all right, man. We get it. We get it. Thank you. Thank you. You wear an eyeliner and we get it.

Yeah, Jojo says, there are jerks that walk around dressed like characters and we'll do pictures and act like the characters. That's not your job here. No, it's not your job to try to scam a couple bucks off of some family because you're dressed like Gaston. Like that was a big thing. I don't know if we'll get to Times Square this weekend, Cody, but that was a big thing when I worked in Times Square is that everybody's in a costume. Yeah. Because they know, like, there's 10 Elmo's, you know, 10 different gimmings. to people doing photos and stuff.

Same in Vegas. It was a guy's dressed like big transformers walking around. Anything and everything, where they'd get all angry if you don't take pictures with them. Right. I don't need a picture with fake Spider-Man. Thank you, though. And I would imagine at Disney, they put so much time and effort into their characters. They don't want some T-Mu version, you know, Bell walking around.

Yep. Yep. Yeah, I don't think so. They also say you cannot wear outfits with long, or dragging fabric? Like capes? Excuse me. What exactly do you mean by no capes?

I am here spending my money. Is that capes all? Is that all capes or hooded capes? Technically I'm supposed to wear mine as a level seven. Here's this thing. Here's this thing. You said that it's no capes. Mine is technically a cloak.

Yes, it has a hood. I am technically a cloak. Yes, and when I'm wearing it, you're not supposed to see. No, this should be invisible. Oh. Floor length gowns, capes, anything that could trip you or someone else in the crowd, Disney's site safety concerns, especially on rides. My cloak was caught in the ride, and I was dragged to my death. I cannot get grease on this.

Like I said, revealing attire, like crop tops. Yeah. Basically your ass cheeks out. All of that. They don't want that. A little bottom butt cheek, though? You're a little bottom butt? I'm a fan, but I can see that maybe Disney not wanting that around the kids who are enjoying themselves.

Scary or offensive clothing as well, and then they might scare the children. Yeah, why do you got to be in a cot? Why? Like wearing like a dying, stabbing baby death t-shirt or something. You know what I mean? Or like an old cannibal corpse t-shirt. Yeah, those would be. Same with offensive tattoos?

What, well, I mean, well, that. Hentai tattoos or like swastikas. I was going to say I understand some of them. Mm-hmm. But who's gonna start being the tattoo police? I would have, like, bro, there's some tattoos I can show you that I want covered up. Like, full-on intercourse tattoos. You don't ever see those?

No. Bro, you don't know what hentai tattoos are? I thought that meant just like those weird ones that are like brown. No, that's hena. Oh, oh, oh. Hentai is like Japanese sex. And there's people that get... And they just get it?

Dude, I mean, like the... I can show you. I can't show you on stream. Stand by. H-E-N-T-A-I tattoo. Look how fast he knew how to spell that. I think it's disgusting, but people get these things. I mean, it'll be full-on sloppy sex.

Yeah, dude, yeah. Huge cranks. Oh, my God. Why would you get that on your body? Oh, you can't be shocked by human behavior anymore. Look how far we have fallen. That's not what you. a vagina looks like.

Well, and those they do. See what I'm saying? You walk around with that on your back or your arm. Yeah, cover that up, please. Oh, that's really gross. For adults that would still like to channel their favorite character, there is a thing called Disneybound. It's where fans use regular clothing to mimic a character's look with the same color

palettes, except, oh my God. Wait. So it's basically a way for adults to dress like their character, but still follow rules. So if you want to... Because I was saying, that kind of sounds kind of cool. So like, to dress like Elsa from Frozen, you wear a bunch of light blue and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, you want, oh, you want to, here's an idea of an outfit you could wear to Disney that's allowed. Here's a cute Alice in Wonderland, which is just this cute little... Like, people are putting together dresses. That I can see, because that could turn into a whole thing. Yeah. And then Disney will ban that. Oh, well, as soon as they find out, there's a website with where Disney in it, you're going to jail. go to jail.

Big smoothie. You'll be out of the Great New York State Fair this Friday, 5 to 7 over at Ashley Lynn. That was so fun. That was a great time. It flew by. It really does. Coco was back there making drinks.

I tried to make a couple. I was not very good at it. I just, once you get into that, it's another one of those, like when I do the punched stuff and Cloudy Day stuff where you can just shut your mind off kind of. Just work.

And just make those over and over. All of a sudden, two hours was gone. Yeah, the peanut, Buzzer is a big, big hit this year. People loving that. The cookies and cream they got over to Ashley Lynn. Watching people's reaction to those was a lot of fun because they're really good. Did you see me make the Buffalo Bills one for the guy in the Buffalo Bills shirt?

Yes. I did a blue layer and then I did a stripper red and then I did another blue layer. We were fancy. We were very fancy. I did love the blue diamond wine slush you had one of those in a couple years. I had a lot of those. I was thinking about that again. They were so good.

I'm going back over there on Thursday. for lock one and I'm like I gotta get me with them wine slushies because that's just good drinking. I wonder if they put that in a bottle because they have their, I have one of them, they're sangria one that you can, what you do is you buy the bottle and you put it in a big bag and you put it

in your freezer and then you have wine slushy. You can do what Robin Jojo did and just buy a whole whole ass home slushy machine. They showed me on Friday. Oh really? They're getting one for the house. It's a good idea, man. They're so fun. They're so yum and so good. Even just for like normal slushy.

How was Bustab? bus last night. Anybody go to Buster Rhymes last night? I have not looked for photos of it yet. How was it? Good times? That's what I was going to look up earlier. Buster Rhymes photos. Yes. I don't know who this interviewer is, but this interviewer is interviewing. Marlins' pitcher Tyler Phillips last night. Did you see this? No. He's a reliever with the Marlins. I guess he used to be on the Phillies. This is, this interviewer is so much better at this than I am. I do not like talking to athletes, coaches because I don't know their life. I don't know their world. It's very hard for me

to relate. And they never have anything to really say. No, not until you get to like really know them. You just get a lot of coach speak. This is the relief pitcher for the Marlins doing the quick

little side of the field interview after the game. Yeah. Given nothing. He just seems like a psycho. All right, Jack. Thank you very much. You threw 32 pitches yesterday. When did you know you were going in tonight? When they called down.

And you were ready to go. Yeah, I'm ready. They call down, I'm pissed off, I'm ready to go. Why do you get so pissed off? I don't like hitters. How did you get through that ninth? Throw the wall over the plate. How long does it take you to cool down after a win?

I never cool down. And the slapping, what was the level of slapping when you came on? Pretty hard. My face is hot. Yeah. How important was it for your team to get this win today? I mean, everyone's big. It doesn't matter what the record is. Everyone's big.

That's what we're here for. It's to try to win the game. What does this organization helped you unlock for your career this year? I think you just be yourself. Go out there, do what's you're going to make you successful. That's what you do. In this team, I see it. We're a lot of young guys.

When you play for each other, have some fun with it, that's what you got to do. Great win. You're scaring me. Go to the clubhouse. Thank you very much. Great interviewer, whoever you are. I'm getting cold, That was hilarious.

Getting nothing back. See, that's when you got to try to lean into it a little bit. That guy, the interviewer, was refusing to kind of, you know, lean into it. Like, you know, I don't know what I would ask there. I don't either. But, you know what I mean? Go with that. Can we get any kind of conversation down here?

No. Do you hate me? Are you mad at me? No. Are you mad at me? No. Are you sure? Are you hungry?

Oh, is hot. Are you hungry? little bit. And what's the facing? Does he slap himself before he goes in? He must have, like he said, my face was hot, so he slaps, I slaps himself in the face. He just seems like, all the comments on this video are like, I love this guy, he's a great reliever,

he's a psycho. I think he's just like a psycho. How many Mountain Dews do you drink before the game? Do you punch walls? Yeah. Well, the new study has shown that if you're looking to boost your mood on a Monday, drink coffee. Simple as that. I guess a new report says coffee makes you happier and more enthusiastic on Monday mornings.

It's the caffeine. It's the caffeine, right? It's the drugs that you're doing. Drugs. Y'all do drugs. In the study, regular caffeine consumers immediately reported feeling happier and more enthusiastic after a cup of coffee or some other caffeine, and that joy typically lingers for around two and a half hours.

This isn't a study. This is just science. Yeah. You're saying that a person drinks caffeine and then feels good for two hours? So on a Monday, when they're tired after they had a good fun weekend and then they're like, oh, I'm so tired on a Monday, you're saying that they perk up with coffee? Space babe with a great life pack. If you're feeling like a mood boost on Monday, just calling to work.

That'll boost your mood. But what if I told you that that was not regular coffee? What if I told you that was Columbia Coffee Crystal? Oh, that's Sanka. And the boost was more obvious in the morning. You know what I think it is? I'm not going to keep reading this story. I'm going to tell you this.

You're literally on a Monday morning coming off a tolerance break, essentially. You can do it with booze. You can do it with weed. Probably other drugs. But if you haven't had coffee since Friday. Yeah, maybe you're not on the weekend. Saturday and Sunday, you take it off. On Monday, you had a tea break.

Yeah, maybe you didn't eat. it's all it is you're getting your fix they didn't break down why previous studies have shown that about one cup of coffee every four hours can give you a boost but don't overdo it four cups should be the max per day unless you're italian we got people man who will do like just a whole pot of coffee oh yeah that's what i mean unless you're katie i don't know do people like do you still drink coffee on the weekends i'm not a coffee drinker so i don't know That's probably when I would because I'd have time to make a pot. Can you just sleep in on a Saturday and not need that boost?

But then when you get up, you're like, I'm just going to have some nice. I'm going to have my coffee. I make it and then you have a bunch of throughout the day. Okay. If I wanted. I also do it more in the fall. All because it's cozy season. Yeah, you wake up is all cozy.

But, yeah, right. Breaking news. Stimulate. Stimulate you. Shocking. Four cups of coffee is about 300 milligrams of caffeine a day. That should be your max. Yeah, Fuzz is right.

You can't actually enjoy it on the weekend. You're not just slamming it to get into work. All right, just because you hate yourself and don't want. You know what I mean? It is really wild how coffee is just like a drug we're all cool with. Caffeine. It's like, somebody is like, hey man, yeah, I got to rip this bomb before I get into work. What, you stoner?

We're ripping. I'm going to slam this espresso. Oh, cool. Get me one. Did you see John Sina describing a flat white and how intense he is with flat whites? I don't even know what flat white is. Okay.

So flat white is basically an espresso with milk. All right. A whole lot of second. I want you to watch this. Okay. There's this clip that's going around this weekend of John Sina describing a flat white. Interesting.

I don't know. And it's like all these coffee snobs are like, oh my God, I had no idea. John Sina was so. to coffee. Hold on. Where is it? Interesting. I've had an espresso in years. This is John Sina. I can see him be in a coffee snob. Because he's so worldly travel.

That's what I mean. He's, he's been everywhere. A very uptight, like, the, have you ever seen, like, the stuff he did on that Bella show? No. How he treated Nikki Bella and his, like, weird house rules. And, like, he didn't like having, didn't like his kitchen being used. Oh. Yeah. We're, it. He's not as nice of a guy, but he's...

I think he's fascinating. He's weird, yeah. He's just like a well-traveled. Take the wrestling out of it. He's just a man about the world. Because he's been everywhere. He's been everywhere now because of wrestling and now because of acting. Here we have an American version of a flat white.

I can tell because it's too big and there's too much milk and the milk's not steamed. The reason I love a flat white... And I can never tell me's being fake. No, he's serious. Throughout the world. So, I will judge. a place based on its flat white. Some people misinterpret flat weight, but that's also how I can be like, oh, this place

isn't a real coffee shop, or this isn't coffee first. A lot of places are food first, coffee isn't a kuchamp. Can I share with you that this is from the Kandai Nass. It's obvious that they are not coffee first because it would be in a smaller cup, six ounces or less, probably five, six. This is more to the eight side. Think of the difference or like the in between of a cappuccino, a five. Fomeless cappuccino or a cortado and a latte.

The best flat whites I've had are in Australia, Melbourne, Australia. They are coffee first people. The term flat white, everyone has a different interpretation of it, which is why I order a flat white instead of a latte, because I want to see what I'm served. Now, I'm going to take a sip of this. This is John Cena. It looks a little too milk forward. Talking about his favorite flat whites.

I would say that this is a shot of espresso with eight ounces of milk. here's another catch with the flat white to double shop. So you get a little more strong coffee taste and a little less milk, which is why I like that six ounces because you should see a cappuccino cup in my hand. It disappears,

and a cappuccino is like one sip. There he is. That's John Sina, taking his flat whites. My God, bro. Very serious, but that was all over these coffee. Oh, really?

Discussions this weekend about snobby is about his flat white. I was just going to see him prehanna said. What? Or shut up and drink your coffee. No, not John. seen. Oh my god. That's crazy footage. Bombshell just has their own stand.

Did they? I didn't see that. You should there's, if they have their own stand, that's where you can get your purple ones. That was bombshell. That was bombshell. I like a good bombshell drink. Oh man, I kind of want to go today. Today's Maple Day at the Great New York State Fair, law enforcement day. Bro. Did you see

all the different maple things that were available this year that they've got, man? I know you can get maple lemonade, maple condies, maple candies. Yep, they're doing like this crazy maple sticky bun in that little booth there too. I love that. That's one of my favorite little spots is right there and that. Hold on, hold that thought.

Slipery one wet at one, red jumpsuit at Brass at six, and then 98 degrees tonight. Is Badger going over? Oh, he's already there. He's working. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I forgot. I forgot.

He took his vacation time from here to go work another job. Like the guy never takes a day off. But yep, that's our boy. He used to be out on the road. 98 degrees. He's got the 98 degrees tattoo on him. Yes, he does. They're going to be a good show.

They're still great. As funny as you want to make about boy bands, they're still great. All the boy bands that, when they have all done all these reunions, they all can still do it because whether or not there is, you know, mobile and agile. You know what I mean?

With the dancing around is here or there, they've always been able to sing. They're good to look at. That's how the boy bands are still doing it, because they're aging, but their fans are also aging. Right. And I think that there was a time when I think a lot of them started to let themselves go. And then I think they were lucky enough that they didn't let themselves fully go because they saw the resurgence that was happening.

So they're like, like, all right, let's get back in the gym. Let's get our teeth whitened. Let's go. Let's get out up on there. Well, let's head back out to California as he's back. Who? That's serial butt sniffer, Cody. I was here in Central New York the whole weekend. Matt, this is a month ago I did that story about a guy who was hiding in the clothes crouching down next to. What?

In the Nordstrom rack. What size is down here? You'd walk by and he just he would just give a little sniff. It's not consensual. It's not cool, not acceptable. But he was out there doing it. Well, he did it again this weekend. Uh-oh. Listen, God forbid, a man to have a hobby.

I didn't realize he was so close to me until I heard like his jewelry or something and he he sounded extremely close to me so that's when I turned around and noticed that he was right under me so that's when I stepped back towards the bookcase and I asked him what he was doing

and he said that he was tying his shoe he was smelling me and he smelled another person in the store it's honestly infuriating because he's done this for 13 plus years so they know what he's going to do when they release him again like what can you do with this guy

He's got a mental illness. I thought California had like three strikes or something. So if it's again, I don't know how any of that works, but. You know this. He's not, he's not getting better, guys. Yeah. He's been doing this for 13 years. A man previously arrested for inappropriate behavior was taken into custody.

Once again, 38-year-old Calise Crowder, also known as the butt-sniffer. Butt-sniffer. was recognized by store employees before 11 p.m. Officers reported to the scene, that woman you heard talking. He was just arrested back in July on the same behavior. Unreal. Using the store surveillance system, officers monitored the suspect as he moved to various departments. Well, what are you doing?

Can you just kick him out, or is it going to be like, well, I'm not doing anything. You can't kick me out. But it's trying the property. Be like too bad. We know what you do. We know what you're setting up to do. what you do and we're not going to allow you to even possibly attempt it again.

And if he does that, you can't prove him to attempt it again. You'd be like, yes, I can. By the laws of whatever. Science. I can go back and see that you've done this 500 times based on your arrest record. So goodbye. In the women's section, the suspect was observed following a

female customer, crouching near her and engaging in lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks. Buttocks. Nice. Crowder, a registered sex offender, naturally, currently on parole as a history of similar offenses in Glendale and Burbank, going back to 2021.

So wait a minute, this is just like a new last four years? The lady on the call said 13 years. Yeah. Regardless. Either way. We got to do something. Like, it's enough. Because if you went in, say I went into, you know, Wagmans over the last five years.

And every time I went into Wagmans, I would just spit on the floor. Yeah. I would just go right in front of the manager. Or you urinate or something gross. I was trying to not take my wiener out. I was going to say, what if I just took my wiener out? Good point.

I just spit on the floor. Or you threw up. You have a vomiting problem. Every day I go in there and I spit on the floor. You know, then they kick me out or I get arrested. Eventually, the second you walk back in there, you're going to get kicked out because you keep coming in and spit out on the floor. You keep coming in and smelling people's butts.

Take them out. Why is it a problem? Owned the Nordstrom rack or wherever this guy keeps going. I'm going to put a giant picture of his face up and say, keep an eye on this guy. He's doing weird stuff. And if you see him, you tell him. Boot him. Tell me who he is, because I'll boot him out of here.

I don't care if he's not doing anything. We don't want his business. No. His money is not welcome here. It's not worth it. He's back on these streets. Good morning, everybody. I encourage you to get in our Twitch.

feed right now because I'd never seen the video for disco duck that I'm bouncing back with right now. It's a lot. How in the world can I keep my seat? It gets better. Wait for it. Dot TV slash K-Roc C&Y. Here we go. Here we go. Pop the voice.

He's doing Donald Duck. I don't know. He's doing Derek Duck. How dare you? They just sound similar. in your weekly top 40. Look at the legs on that, dog. I gotta think Rick Dees is the only, like, radio drop to ever have, like, a number one song, right?

That's a weird trivia I should know more about, but... I don't know of it. Has anybody besides Rick Dees? For those of you that don't know, Disco Duck, that was Rick Dees. He was a radio DJ, who then came up with, like, this funny song in the 70s. And because of drugs...

Yes. It was a huge hit. Yes. It was a huge hit. Go ahead. You always thought you were looking something up. No, I was just looking up. I was just looking up, Rick Dees. Was it the 80s? Not 70s?

I forgot what you said. I don't even know. Like, just ask your phone. Has any other radio DJ had a hit song? Has any other radio DJ ever had a hit song? Because if it's our time to shine, I can make that happen. Let's see here. Rick Dees.

We did the Bob Rivers thing and Casey Kasem. Casey had a song? What was Casey Kasem's song? Oh, just the, oh wait. Bob and Tim. Tom, but I don't have ever had a number one song. I bet actually you should find this. He had a minor

hit in 64 with a spoken word single. Who did? Casey Casey. Okay, hold on. So it's going to be Casey Casey. All right, what was it called? Letter from Elena, E-L-A-I-N-A. Is that how you say that?

Elena. Which told the story of a girl who met the Beatles. So Elena was just 19 years old. All right. And she decided. Definitely not in Apple music. I got to go deeper here. What she wanted to do.

Let's go to YouTube. Well, it's bag, all four members. Of the Beatles? Of the Beatles? Geez, Goob. Wasn't he, that too? He did do that, yep. Elena.

All right, Casey Kasem, letter from Elena. Yeah, Gaisy Gase. I don't think I've ever heard this. I have no idea what it is. And following a beetle performance, one of my listeners wrote me a touching letter. Okay. Because it really happened, I'd like to share it with you.

And that's the second part of the story. Harvey. July 1970, it's over music too. If a peak. If you're wondering what it is that I'm writing about, I'll tell you. I hug my favorite beetle, George Harrison. On August 19th, the night of the beetle performance at the cow palace in San Francisco, two of my friends came along with me. Naturally, when I saw George Rock on stage,

Dear Pet House. When he sang, I knew that I had to touch him. When they announced their last song, I nudged Aaron. Eric, the boy that I was with, and told him that I was going outside to find the limousine where they'd leave in. He said that he'd come with me. What a wild! This is all this is not, this isn't a talk-up.

No, this is it. This is the song. Peaked at 103 on the billboard charts. Wow, good for him. Good for you, Casey Kasem, rest in peace. I think we still, I think we still play Casey Kasem here. I always see Jordan. Oh yeah, Casey Gatim.

Yes, we do. Working on Casey Kaysam files. They will interrupt in the middle of what I'm doing over there to try to load their Gasey Gaysom all the time. But Gatzy Gatim. On Sunday morning. How do I ask this question without... How the F is still relevant?

Are those people still alive to listen to them? Well, how are we doing new ones? They're not new. What are they? They're all just repeats from over and over just this week. And Gathe Gatham. And they just do like, it'll be probably some... But doesn't he count down the top 10s?

But he's not now. It's the top 10 songs from 1932. Oh, go do that. That's what it is. It's not top ten songs now at all. Or even the last like 20 years. But I bet we could use AI to make him do new ones. Oh, I bet.

Because I used to get angry over having to listen to this because it's what like my stepmom would listen to. Like the oldest crap. And it's like just because you had to listen to it. Don't make meals as awful. And we'd have to listen. It would be, and this is the top 10 song from 1957. And I look at my dad and be like, why are you allowing this? What is it?

What is, what are you doing? I think Frank disappointed you a lot of ways of that marriage. What are you like, what are you doing? Why are we doing this, Frank? What is happening? She's not fun. Dad. And then gave thee gathom.

Ooh, and they're worth of life ever. Yeah. You talk, can I ask you like, you don't have the answer to this if you don't want to. Yes. But you talk about that one woman he married. Yeah. Not very glowingly. her very much. What was the breaking

point that Frank then left her? Oh, it was not. It was he got booed because he off the wagon like one of his worst where it was like then he was done trying to be on a wagon. Oh, but that worked out better for you because you didn't like her, right? Well, that I probably that, I like that whole situation

better than, yes. Good point, yeah. Then having to then be the caretaker. Yeah, good point. I guess you're right. But no, that was all that was all on him. Yeah. His stupid ass. Anyway, so, So happy Monday new full fair week this week. We only had a few days last week, but now we get the fair all. The first full week is there.

Full week. You great, do your day there. And then what? Monday, one week and that's done? This whole week and then next Monday and then that's a wrap, bud. A lot of stuff to give you some tips. Cody and I spent a good amount of time there Friday. I was there for a very long time on Saturday.

Yeah. I'm going to give my boys at Lock One and gals. whole crew at Lock One a plug. Okay. Because here's something that I don't think a lot of people know.

Over at the lock one booth, yes, you can try my whiskey. I'll be back there Thursday. But a lot of people walking around the great New York State Fair were shocked to find out. If you come to the Lock One booth, we can sell you

any of our spirits on the rocks. Yeah. Meaning, if you're like me and you just want whiskey, we got it for you. Right over. They got the booth.

Buy all the military vehicles. Come see Lock 1 because I'm a pretty heavy poor too. Nine bucks. Nine bucks for drinks on the rocks. Was there anybody who had to be like, I don't know if you need that? Or is that not your job? I mean, that's not kind of my job. But nobody was really blasted on Saturday night.

You know, you see the people like you say, they were like, anything. Yeah. Give me a try all of that. There does get to a point. So when I'm over at the Lock 1 booth, I'm doing sampling. I want people to try.

I'm proud of my town up in Phoenix. I'm proud of the guys at Lock One. I want people to come to my town. So I'm like, yeah, we make this about 20 minutes from here up in Phoenix, New York. Come try it. And they'll be like, what's your strongest? I'm like, all right, we got that. All right, hold on.

But you know what I figured out? And this might also not be a great compliment for me is that I've got a secret power. And I think that secret power is alcoholism because. I don't know if that's a secret power. Well, here's the thing. Sampling on Saturday, you would see the roughest, toughest, toughest, grittiest-looking bearded dudes walking up. Hey.

Like, dudes that worked like 80 hours last week. And they got their boots on, and they come up and they go, what are you got? And I go, well, this is our bourbon. And I got a weekday whiskey or 70 proof. Our bourbon's 105 proof. They're like, give me some of that 105, brew. I like Keystone. And I pour them.

And I pour them. And I put them. this because I'm going to look like a money. I'm going to put them that little communion cup of 105 proof bourbon and they throw it back. They're worse than Cody face. You look so strong compared to some of these guys who'll be like,

a lot of those dudes hang out thinking that pounding Coors Light in Mickelope Ultra is the most badass thing that they could do. And I'm like, fellas, if that's your reaction to some bourbon, I could outdrink all of you. Yeah. I don't even make a face when I do whiskey.

To quote my wife, Josh drinks so much whiskey, I doubt he even has taste buds anymore. You might not. And then she laughed. I felt so good. And you didn't even go home to take your work boots off just to put on a different pair of work boots to go to the fair. Correct, correct. So that was great. So that's my first tip, is if you are just looking for booze, booze, we got it over a long time.

Yeah. I'll be there Thursday after the show. if anybody's going to the fair on Thursday. Also, can we celebrate my buddy, Cody? Yo. Who did? Yo. The bravest thing I've ever seen him do at the great New York State Fair.

Not only did he beat his decision paralysis. Sometimes I get real lucky. He got hyper-focused on something. Yes. Tell the people what you saw when you walked in. That's what helps sometimes my decision paralysis is sometimes I see something that piques my interest so much that all I can think of is that. Like, that's it. I'm getting that.

Friday I got there. We both got there about the same time and kind of went. We didn't meet up until we got to Ashley Lynn. Yeah. I had a hot beef Sunday. Yep. I had a walking taco and I went in. Did you eat before Ashley Lynn or no?

No. Before was me looking for a comfortable bathroom to put my testicle powder on. Ah. Because all the bathrooms were all full. You did the LeBron James down there? And wearing my head, I was like, I'm just going to do it right out in the open in front of everybody. But I was like, I don't get. I'll find a bathroom.

So that's kind of what I was doing. but it made all of the difference to get that on there, man. Find your bathroom and in some point you walk past something. I walked past a booth that had smash burgers written on it. And I went, oh, I don't know if I ever seen smash burgers at the fair. But this said smash burgers, chicken, duck, or ostrich. I went, wait, wait, wait, what? Ostrich?

And so I went up to the guy and I went. So, and he went. it's real ostrich. He knew exactly what I was going to say before I even said it. And I went, I will be back. And so for the next two and a half, three hours, that's all I thought about was Osper Smasburger. We did our shift at Ashley Lynn. Shout out to Ashley Lynn, love wine slushies. She's over there and see them. So much fun. And we left. And for like maybe the first time in a long time, he had a destination. I knew where I was going. He said, I'm going to go get that ostrich burger. And I was like, well, I got to follow you. We were going the same way anyways.

Yeah. So report back. How was it? It was so good. When I have something like that, it's at the fair or whatever, I don't tend to do what's on it. You know what I mean? Yeah, he got onions on it. I just get it.

No baby mouth. Even with, my baby mouth is more like if I can, I won't. But if I'm not going to make them, you know, change up their whole thing they're doing at the fair just because I'm not a huge onion fan. However, there were a little, a little too, a lot of onions on there. They could have done a few less. The burger was awesome and it tasted so good. Yeah, like I figured it'd be like a chicken flavor. What it tastes like?

It tasted like really, really, really good beef. Like very good. Yeah, like fresh beef. Yes. Yeah. Was there cheese on it? Yes. Not a lot.

There nothing crazy. You cut the cheese too? Yeah, because it was just a normal. Oh my goodness. Yeah. I went to town, man. It was so good. I ate probably half of it before I even got to the car.

Because I was going to bring it home. and they're like, set it on a plate. But half of it did not make it. So try that ostrich burger. Cody got it. It was so good. I was shocked that he liked it. He took a bite before we even left.

He liked it. It was still pretty hot, though. Yeah, it was very hot. Shout out to my boy Jim over at fried specialties, dude. I was leaving Saturday. Oh, would you get? And it's like, sometimes I know that, sometimes I know that this is a simulation and I just accept it.

Because I leave lock one. Sometimes it works out for the best. I got to lock one about three on Saturday. And I was like, I'll hang. Because I'm only there sampling. Like, I'm not a lock one employee. I'm just there hanging out trying to get people to buy my booze.

Yeah. So I'm really not on a schedule. Yeah. So I'm like, I'll hang at lock one until it's not busy anymore. Well, it was busy, nonstop till like almost 9 o'clock. Good. So I'm leaving. I've been there all day.

I'm like, I just want to get some deep fried chicken wing dip. Oh. And don't I come around the corner? His is top notch. His booth was right there. They, not all of them had the chicken wing dip. No. That was a chicken wing dip one.

It was a fun center on the board one. That's good to know. And I go, well, I got to get some of these, so I get two of them. They're very good. And I just drove home, like you, drove home, eating chickenling dip, dude. So good. Yep. At one point, I had to take my shirt and I did like a fold kind of because I was taking bites.

And it was all wrapped up. But every once in a while, I'd like, I'd pull like an onion out and like another one to fall. And so when I'm like, I didn't know what to do because I was like, oh, I didn't. I didn't have any napkins in here. So I was just kind of like using my shirt as a little bit of a napkin a little. But then I had the one hand with a burger. And I'm like, I don't, I don't just leave that onion until I get out. Yeah.

When I got my chicken wing dip, they gave them to me. Yeah. And I go, do you have a fork? And they laughed. And they go, it's finger food. And I go, yeah, but I'm going to eat it while I'm driving. So a lot of great stuff. Have you guys found any sleepers?

Obviously, I've been eating chicken wing dip forever. but the ostrichburg was a big sleeper. That looked good too. Have you seen that? The deep fried turkey wing thing that they've got going on. That looks good. Oh. Or they brushed the sauce on it. And I'm running way out of time here, but I do want to give you a couple. I don't think she'll be mad at me.

Julia from Savercuse. She posted a photo together. So she comes over and I was like, all right, well, I got to ask you, what are like your favorite things here? Oh, good idea. Because this is kind of your job. You're a food influencer.

Yeah. If you come and see me at lock one, just down a little bit. Okay. Is this ribs stand that does deep fried ribs? I saw that picture that she put, or yes, she said that.

10 out of time, these deep fried ribs. I was thinking about those. And I was, I almost got him Saturday, but I was like, I don't want to touch ribs right now. So I didn't,

but I will. No, that seems like one that would be worth the other one I have not tried but either her or her husband said there's a burger on a funnel cake somewhere I saw that picture I really want to try I think that would be good too because I I usually get um the big cahuna that little stand there I usually get their donut burger because I like it so much so I thought the the funnel cake one would be good as long as it's it's not like that's not that big crunchy. Like the say you take a bite, it's going to all crumble apart, right? Of what? That's not a funnel cake, right?

No, no, it's more like, it's like... No, no, it's like a dough? Okay. Closer to like an elephant ear, maybe. It's not going to fall apart, though. It's got to be a bun. Yeah, I got to try that. Yeah, dude, I got to get them ribs.

I'm going to try them ribs on Thursday, I think that we might go to lunch. What have you guys found? Anyways, I'm running later. The police are here for me? That's it. They're outside waiting for me. It's selling your old wall. I'd love to see it, but...

Rick Gary refuses to park in the parking lot anymore. Well, the park of the hood on the road. That's where I could get right out of here. Our outdoor camera is just his Jeep now. Sorry, folks. I've got bored in. I've got so much going on in Florida. I don't know why.

Like, I got a million Florida stories. That IHop story was the Florida story. This is when everyone's down there from up here. All of our people go up or down there. Do you want... Florida is Shemberton. I'll do both of these Florida stories, but do you want the Florida lady dress as a hot dog

or the Florida man with the cross necklace? I love Jesus. I'm going to do both. What are you on first? What Jesus? Jesus always comes first. 20-year-old man in Florida says his faith. That's why his girlfriend's always gets so mad.

21-year-old man of Florida says his faith has been renewed. Okay. After his cross necklace saved his life. Okay. Now, his buddy, guys, if you're going to... Yeah, here we go. Like, if you're going to own a gun, please be smart about it. You're ruining it for the rest of us.

Stop. You don't play with it. You don't need to show it off to your buddies. Nope, you don't need to... Please be a responsible gun owner. Pretend to clean it 30 times a day. His buddy was showing off his gun and shot him in the chest from 10 feet away. Yep, there you go.

But because of his necklace, it stopped the bullet. This must have been a huge cross necklace. Yeah, geez, what was it? I was going to my friend's house. Is he a rapper? To watch a UFC fight. And then they have guns out. I'm feeling uncomfortable.

And then I hadn't even been there for five minutes. And then the next thing you know, my guns pointed at me and I'm shot in the chest. I wore it every single day from the day I got it last Christmas. If he wasn't wearing that cross, the bullet would not have been deflected to the left and where it went through his arm. It would have went into his chest and probably caused devastating injury to his heart and probably great vessels.

and definitely would have been a different outcome for Aidan. I can't give much advice on this show, but I can give you the advice that if you were up to a buddy's party and they've just got guns out, leave. Yeah, it ain't. It ain't going to end well. It ain't it. Responsible gun owners don't just leave their guns out on the table, folks.

And they're not always flicking them around. You know what I mean? Yeah. If you roll into an event where you feel like these people are stupid about their guns, Right. Someone's getting shot at this event. Get out of there. It ain't worth it.

Whatever the UFC fight is, go buy it at home. Yeah. Go buy it at home. I'm going to go home and watch this because you all already got. The table has a charcutory. Yes. It's got some chips. It's got a sig-sour 9-mill.

It's got some drinks. I'm out of here. Like, it'd be different because it's different if you go to someone's house and, like, they have their gun rack. That's different. Like, you know, I have. It's up. You can see it. Yes, I have hunting friends that they've got their rifles and all that.

But they're not out. They're probably locked up, hopefully. And they're in a case. Right. Behind a thing. Yes, it's not a just up yourself to a gun. Plus, I can say this. You, the owner of these weapons, may be a responsible gun owner.

But you don't depend on all your drunk buddies to be responsible gun owners. Yep. They're going to think it's funny to wave it around like the Wild West and then again, somebody gets shot. All right. Alcohol and guns, don't mix, booze, or weed and guns, you don't need to be mixing all that stuff unless you know, you do on your hunting friends, you do whatever you want out in hunting times. I do like that our chat is trying to figure out who owns the cross necklace.

Was it Flav of Flav? Was it Carolyn Levitt? You know, the press secretary, that gets bigger and bigger every time. Yep. Still, I'm going to stay in Florida. Kid Rock, baby. Could have my kid rock. Now let's go to Marsha Morgan, who was arrested in Florida,

for covering a neighbor's car with toilet paper. This was at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Oh, you gotta do it on the cover of night. The problem is she was dressed in a hot dog costume. We're all trying to figure out. Come on, guys. Come on, guys. We want to find them so we can spank their butt balls and back. I guess.

Nobody is going to claim anything, what I'll do. Who was also intoxicated at the time refused to cooperate with the investigation. You got a drunk Florida lady dressed as a hot dog at 4 in the afternoon. You're not getting anything out of her. She pleaded no contest, was fined $550 and was given the opportunity to work it off through community service. She says she did not. I'll read the police statement. Yeah.

The reason behind her choice of attire during the incident remains. remains unknown. She dresses a hot dog. It's a hot dog. We're all trying to figure out. Well, she should now relish the opportunity to make this better. Oh, Chloe Feynman? No, Chloe's still there.

That's another one I can see. You can still see Chloe. Good morning, yeah, we're talking to us and Alan chat because I guess they're going to shake up the cast a little bit. I don't know who's coming back yet, but we'll see. Honestly, I can see the biggest one because he's talking about shakeup is the desk. I could see those two both going. Colin Jost and Michael Chey,

as much as I love him. Yeah. And I started because I've could have the serious, the comedy channels there. I've heard a bunch of Michael Chey's stuff. I didn't realize how much I like to stand up. He's really funny.

He's had some controversy over the years, but he is very funny. You could hear, I bet he does some more controversial takes than the one they put on the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because even the ones they play there, some of them like, oh, goodness gracious.

Yeah, but you're right. Colin Jost has Scarlet Johansson money now. He doesn't need to work. Love for him to play. both to keep doing it because I love them on the update desk. That's always the trickiest part about SNL is finding a good update, either team or just someone to host it. Like,

it's hit or miss, man. I liked when, I liked when Tina Fey and Amy Pollard did it. I was just going to say those two were. And then I like when Seth Myers and Amy Pollard did it. I like that one. I've liked a bunch. There's a lot.

There's probably more that I could find that I didn't like. Yeah. It's like, oh, that was not. Dennis Miller annoyed me back of the day. Norm was the legend. Norm was a great host of update. No, Dennis Miller, I never, I never hated him. I don't, I just never liked the way he talked.

I wasn't really in this big shit. Really smug, yeah. Kevin Neal. Kevin Neal was a good update host. Yep, Kevin Neal was good. Jimmy Fallon was always funny, even when you know, laughing at everything. He's a good, I'm at a desk, I'm presenting things guy. That's kind of what he does.

Yep. Well, it's inevitable that this is going to happen. But our, I'm talking to my fellow olds out there. Oh, boy. Eventually, our favorite celebrities are going to start to endorse the products that we more likely use. You know, back in the day, yo, come get this beer. Come get this cigarette. I don't even know what the people promoted.

Is that how the youth talk? Come get, could get these beers and these cigarettes. This cigarette. I don't know. What do people are used to endorse? That's how out of touch I am. To the youths. Yo, what's up, fellow, you come smoke this cigarette.

You want a beer and a cigarette. That makes you wicked cool. Hmm, interesting. Oh, okay. That rapper asked me if I'd like a cigarette, and I think I would. But no, I know what you mean as opposed to now Rick Flair doing Cialis on the end or whatever the hard-weener drugs are. Yeah, yeah.

Want some pots with that cigarettes, kids? Well, Big Boy from Outcast has a new partnership with whirlpool washers and dryers. Now that makes sense. So fresh and so clean. I was just going to say, if you can work it in, use your past successes, man. It's a commercial. Right? What a great idea.

All right. Okay. I guess there's a contest. They're going to give one lucky fan a washer and dryer combo that does play so fresh and so clean when you wash it. I don't know if I want that. Dude, when our dishwasher finishes, it sounds like Shakira. My old washer and dryer used to do that where it would sing you a damn song for a little while. Dude.

We're good. Are we done? We're set. We do, do do do do do do do do do. Our new dishwasher does a whole Shakira. It goes, Yeah, da da da da da da da. It does that sound, though.

Hold on, let me find an example for it. Can you program it to say different things? No. Because that's what they need to start doing. Shakira. Hey, yo dishes are dumb. Hey, get your ass in on load this dishwashers. Here, I don't know.

If she swears, I'll dump it. But this is what the dishwasher sounds like. It's literally Shakira's. Hold on me, unmute this. Pop-ups. Thank you. Yes, I'm good. Okay, unmute.

Go back. Got more pop-ups. Go back. Okay. Why does my dishwasher literally sound like that Shakira song? Okay. Here we go. And, and...

And... Learn to edit your videos better, ma'am. You hear it? O'le, ole. Olae, o'le. Olae, allee. Olae, o'le. That's what it does every single time.

time so I got Shakira in my head all the time. That's funny. 315364, 101 K Rock text line. Go register to win your fresh and clean washer. Yeah, our appliances don't need ringtones. No. They all got them, though. They don't need that.

Yeah, no, not drier. Even the ones that my mom does the... We don't need this. We don't need this. We like, I don't care. We hear it. I'm not going to get it out now anyway. What's up, kids?

It's Josh from K Rock. Want to get a cigarette? Endorsement. Yo, we want your clothes extra dry? Colonial laundry bag. Blowing smoke. This is a band that's kind of in town, but not really in town, and I'm jealous of all of you. I'm going to play Nine In In In Inis Nails here.

They were in Toronto over the weekend. You could have went to that. They're in Philly. They're in like all dry. They're like in, I think Baltimore at some point this week. They're my final. Well, we got a waste of Sunday! Still knock on wood.

But after that, after that, it's just 9-inch nails on my bucket list. Because I got to wait until I'm actually there. To accept it. You can't be like, whoa, it's the week of, because it's the day of. The last time you had it. I was five minutes outside the border. So we had MTV breaking news. They like each other anyways, right?

They like each other a lot right now. Thanks, Kurt Loder. So this band, if you're going to see him, or you're, You just saw him in Toronto or you're going to see him this week. I'm very jealous of you. The set list looks incredible. They're doing two stages, an A stage and a B stage. Where you're like in the middle.

Oh, it looks incredible. Had it to the New York State Fair today. Make sure you go see our friends over at Ashley Lynn Wine. Slushies. They got three spots. They got the one up by lock one on, I guess, military row. Was that stretch? They got one over by pickle barrel on your way and midway.

But they got the big one right there in the colonnades. They're doing the boozy shakes. They're doing the wine slushies. Big smoothie will be there Friday. Oh, bad for the other competing places around on Friday when we were just. Sorry, we're crushing it over here. We were just knocking it out there ballpark. That's the benefit of having Josh and Cody,

you partner up with your business. We bring in the peeps. And those are my favorite wine slushies. They are. Without any other, you know, there's nothing to do with us, you know, always teaming with those guys. They were my favorite, you know, before we even did anything. with them. I just like the way they taste. I got to get me one of those. I want, I was like,

as I was leaving the fair Saturday, I have to walk past Ashley Lynn. And I was like, yo, I want to grab one of those wine slushies. Then I realized, then you'll be drinking alcohol from an open container as you drive home. Yeah. Yeah. But I did want one just because they're good to haste good. That's why you got to go over. I don't know if I think they still do it. What? You can just get them from the store. Yeah. poured into a bag. Treat yourself to the fair. Go see Ashley Lynn Winery while you are. there. A lot of you recommending different foods and stuff. Coe did the ostrich

burger. That was so good. I would honestly get it again. I got to see, or something else from that stand. I want to see what else they got. I never even looked. You were just dead set on an ostrichrist burger. I saw that and never looked at anything else. Hambone said I had a Dubai chocolate latte

from Zaman coffee house in North Syracuse banging. Is that just a different coffee house or is that at the fairgrounds? I think you're just saying it's a coffee house. I think that might just be the one in North Syracuse. But there's a ton a different. I don't know what this Dubai chocolate trend is.

We got to get you something so you can try it. It's good. It's just chocolate with the pistachios in it? No, it's not just chocolate. Yes, but no, it's like pistachio

like paste almost. I don't know how to explain it. I'd have to just go down the this year. Yeah. It's clearly a big trend. It's the big thing this year. Everything's got to have Dubai chocolate

in it some way. And yes, I did throw Oreo cookies at Michael and I'll do it again. Did you? I did. Oh. At the locker at the Ashley Linoleon on Friday.

He brought his baby. And then I threw cookies out. People online are sharing some weird flexes. They've heard someone say, like boasting about stupid something. At a fair? No, like in the world. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Just out and a boot.

Some of these are all ridiculous flexes. This guy says a manager prided herself on being so busy that she hasn't listened to music in 15 years because she doesn't have the time. I used to, there would be people at the chopper. Would you say I don't listen to music? No, that would do stuff like that where they'd be like, oh, I'm always so busy. I haven't done this in 20 years. And it's like, that's not a flex. That's really sad.

Yeah, I don't understand hustle culture. I know that people, like, they like to compete with people to be like, well, I get up at 4 in the morning. I don't listen to music. I do my ice bath and then I do my journaling and then I do my running and then I do all this. No, this one guy was like, I don't know if I haven't taken vacation in 35 years. Well, that's stupid. I don't have time for a gig. What am I doing?

What am I doing? Like that, like, All right, good for you. And I'm better, are you living? And I wanted, and I never did, just because I don't like talking to this guy. I want to be like, all right. And so you've got the biggest mansion. Yeah.

Beachside, Mountainside, Lakeside. Yeah, right. You're set for life. You got all of the class of cars, maybe in triples. Oh, yeah. But you know what I mean? Like, oh, no. Oh, you're still wearing that God awful loser tie and outfit that you wear every day.

Yeah. Yeah. You still have that stupid. fluffy haircut and you still have a mustache and the pierced ear you know when you got your ear pierced they put that weird little stud in that you have to wear for like a day and it's just the same stud dude still wears that well i always say to people to your point whenever it's like oh i'm working 80 hours a week bud and i'm like well i'm looking at your car and i know where you live so you're not the one getting rich off of that yeah you're killing yourself for someone else

If that's how you want to live your life So that you can walk around bragging I worked 80 hours last week All right He used to all the time He would tell you Every start of week Okay

Or you'd be dragging Like on a Monday or whatever He'd be like If you're like this now on a Monday I don't want to see you Like when I clock out on a Saturday night I've already been here for 66 hours This week and I got a whole Sunday

Right on I'm going to flex To be how busy you are It's not a flex Yeah you just Everyone just be like, yeah, man. One thing about me is, you're fun. I ain't busy. I'm chilling.

It's like, yeah, you gotta have. You can all out hustle me. You gotta have downtime. Yeah. I like to go hard, you know, when it's time to go hard. But, man, I sure is how like to relax. I've never seen anybody running around crazy because their job is so stressful, happy.

No. My life is more important than anything. else, I want to be happy. I don't want to be overworked and stressed out every day. That's no fun. Yeah. Then what, you die of a heart attack at 65? Right.

Or if... I'd be napping. Or if you left, they would replace you in 30 seconds. That's also the point. 30 seconds. Your job will have your position listed on a website the day you're gone. So don't kill yourself. No.

My brother-in-law is almost 60. He brags about never eating any fruits or vegetables. I think it's funny that kids and grandkids are the same. I hear that sometimes. It's like I try because, you know, not the best, but you have to. You got to get a multivitamin or something. That's not a flex. Or the I've never read a book.

Mm-hmm. Those ones, I've never, ever read a book. Yeah, exactly. Oh. Text line. My supervisor gave to the company for 40 years, and when he quit, they replaced his job the same day. Yeah. Yeah, guys, your life is more important than your job.

I'm telling you that. Live your life. Spend time with your kids. Go to the things that you want to go to. And for the most part, especially if you have the time, yeah, some of your boss would probably be mad, but they'll deal with it. They'll deal with it.

It's your time and you have it. Take it. I had a boss who would call my handwriting ugly and chicken scratch. She claimed that she won her handwriting award 60 years ago. Oh, wow. Oh, me? I'm just a championship handwriting. Oh, this?

My penmanship award? So. I didn't show you that? No, I have chicken scratch. I might have the worst handwriting that I know of of anybody. I have terrible handwriting. I sometimes have to go really, really slow just so I can read back my own scrawl. We had a thing this past weekend.

Our oldest is at a point where they need a signature. Oh, nice. And I'm like, they're like, well, what do I sign? Yeah, because they weren't. They didn't do cursive and stuff. So I go, well, I can show you how I sign my name, which is just three big letters. Yeah, just make a scribble. So I was like, do that, I guess.

I don't know. It's just got to look the same every time, really. No, my first and last name both look like the end in a Y when I'm done. Who cares? Just do it. These are weird flexes people are posting. My cousin bragged that he has never used sunscreen in his life. Oh, all right.

So we absolutely know what you're going to get in about 10 to 15 years. but okay. I'm at that point this summer where, I mean, I use it to protect myself, but only in the trouble spots where you don't want to, like the back of your neck burns and stuff like that

because now I don't burn anymore. Like I was just out in the sun all weekend. And it's the same. I protect my head and face. The rest, it's just kind of, I'll keep an eye on it. Like if I feel like,

oh man, you got to. But it's stuff like when we're working and stuff, man, I just pile it. These are random flexes. Yeah, my buddy Carol,

with the line here. Unless you're a cop, firefighter, an EMT, nobody's life depends on whatever you're doing today at work. Just chill out. That's what I've... Chill out. It's what we say here when we are driving work in the morning where it's like...

Chill out. Thanks for driving like a nut job. Mm-hmm. Cousin Jay wants to kickball through a basketball hoop in fourth grade wearing his LA gear light shoes. All right, well, that's awesome. That's a good flex. That's a good flex.

I'd brag about, I'd put that on a resume. These people I never... Special skills? Well, this. This guy says, a guy I work with brags that he's never read a book. Oh, yeah. That's what I... Yeah.

That's the other one I think is dumb. I always think when people, people love to, like, confidently say, I don't watch the news. Yeah. You don't, you don't watch the news, like, ever? You don't know what's going on in the world. You got to be informed. I don't watch the news. I don't have time for that.

All right. Good thing you're up to date on things. You might, yeah, to Cody's point, you might as well say, I don't like information. Yeah. I don't need information on things. No. I don't let the news sway me. I make up my own opinions.

Yeah, okay. But it's not what the president. Yeah, exactly. I know someone who jokes about never doing anything around the house. My wife does it all. Then you're a selfish prick, but I'm sorry. That's like the guy I used to make fun of, multiple people at, like, grocery stores when they'd be like, I don't know. My wife does all of this.

I'm like, picks out your food. Like, you don't, like, you know what I mean? I always would make fun of that old guy that would be standing at the yogurt's just staring at me. I don't, my wife does this. I don't normally, like, it's not,

like, I'm not going to look at you and be like, oh my God, he's buying yogurt. What a loser. Yeah. You're the least masculine man ever. Yeah. It's always those guys. I'm going to tell you a secret then.

If your answer is, my wife does all this, your wife's not happy. I bet she doesn't want to do all the cooking, cleaning yard work. Pick out the yogurt for an invalid. My wife does it. I'm sure she's so happy at home. He loves it. Let's roll into your 90s and 9 with a great pick by Alex.

Alex, another great pick of something that he did over the weekend. Oh, yeah! That's a boy out there. Alex's picking a banger for your 90s and 90s. What we got? First, let me tell you about days dispensary. Open right now. 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. up on the S.U. Hill.

No home game this weekend. But next weekend, you'll want to stop there on your way to see a little cute football. Can't wait. Right there on Marshall Street, buddy. Who is it, though? It's Connecticut. Oh, that's a win. Yeah.

And don't forget about our friends at the Marriott. You can park there. Yeah. You get a beer. You get a snack. Yep. They drive you up there. Totally clutch.

No, I've done that before. And it really is. easy as they say it is. It's clutch. They do drop you off right at the top and they get you back real quick and it's fast too. If you don't make the shuttle because it's multiple people

they're all that. Two minutes later there's another one. So that point totally unrelated to S.U. Hoops if you're going to the fair this week park at the mall. Everybody who I've talked to, Stella and her wife. That's what I've heard. Everybody's been raving about how they just park at the mall. I think it's a buck. And they've made it, I've heard they've made

it a lot easier because if they're going to be. Lanes. They're going to be forcing people to basically do that, then they need to make it easier. It looks like they have. If you're going on a busy day, just go to the mall. Because it seems like everybody that I talked to this weekend is like, dude, I just part to the mall. They drop me right here.

I was wondering about Uberin. Oh, another good choice from your house. Just because I was curious to see what, you know, how much that would be. But I didn't, I never looked. Yeah. So instead of stressing out about the lots, because even like on the busy nights, like tonight's 98 degrees, they'll probably get a good one. but it's just if it's easier you know what I mean you can just trust me there's nothing more stressful

than driving up and they go sorry this lot's closed you got to go to that lot and then you go to that lot and it's the police going sorry I told you that when we left on Friday night we just missed it because again Friday we were we got lucky bro that was like we got out there right before yeah yeah but I was at that light by the burned dairy and I there's a bunch of cops there and you could hear them all go lots close go lots close Redirect. All right's closed. Redirect. Redirect. And you can see the two cops looking at each other. And the one was like, yeah, all right, I got it. And he went and just right out on that off ramp. He jumped and just put his hands up like this.

Yeah, it is. And there were a couple cars where I, just because I had to sit there for a few minutes and just washing them. And I was like, that's badass. Because some of them didn't want to accept the fact that they were being redirected to those lots. All right. Let's get into our 90s at 9. Of course, Twitch, we're going to do some. from gaming powered by day's dispensary we're going golfing 90s at nine kicking off with a bang oh it's a good one white town it's k rock