The Show - DOG DAY

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

Welp, Cody passed out for some reason, but we’re gonna do a show anyways! Josh really enjoyed ‘The Oddessy,’ but really dislikes the Marcus theater guy. High Strangness looks in to the Michigan Dog Man. Josh likes his glizzy’s plain, plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. It's a stick killer Tuesday. Oh, I like that.

Happy triple testicular Tuesday to those of you who celebrate. One, two, three. Look at me. One, two, three. Look at my testes. Yes. How do we do? I don't know.

I don't know about you, bud, but I don't know about you. I don't. Good sleeping weather last night, man. Although I didn't sleep very well. I don't know why. Same. I was up like all night long. I just couldn't settle into a sleep, man.

No, it was another one of those. every hour. Oh, sweet. Yeah. Oh, sweet. And then after a while it's, oh, no. Oh, man. Yeah, now I'm counting down.

I got to get up. It sucks. I hate that. Because you start off thinking you're going to be, you're going to have a good sleep. Yeah, it was like, it was 9.30. I went to about early-ish. I said a good night to the family.

I was like, ooh, the windows are going to be open. No. It's in the 50s. Mm. I know, all night. Up all night. And I wish I could talk. I wish I could teach my dog.

time. I wish I could teach my dog. I get up at 4.15, bud. I can let you out to pee at 415. Yeah. Not 355 when I hear he jumps off of someone's bed and then he's walking down the hall and I'm like... Yep. Yep. Yep. But you couldn't give me 25 more minutes. That's one of my favorite things about Elsa. She won't get up? She's an iron bladder and she's very well. She knows, like, Like, hey, just a little while longer. Yeah.

A few more minutes. Thank you. A few more minutes. And she's good. She'll lay right down next to you for a while. And then eventually she'll start smacking you and being like, all right. Yep. Yep.

Sleepy, Stacey. So good morning, everybody. Hopefully you got some good sleep. Rain coming through today. I don't know about what time. Early afternoon it looks like. Oh, really? Okay.

Maybe a couple showers pop off around lunchtime. and four or five of six o'clock tonight, so you might get through the day. Dinner timeish. Dinner timeish. Some possible thunderstorms and then nice weather. The rest of the week, 70 tomorrow, nice weather. Nice looking weather. Just nice, comfortable.

Nice looking weather. We are here live, of course, twitch.tv slash the show or the show.fm. Yeah, if you die during the shift, I can't, I can't pay you for the full shift. Got a doc you from when he came in to when he came in to when he. die. Yeah, so you were only here for a few minutes before you died. So, I mean, full day's paid? Technically. Like 10 minutes? Yeah, I don't know about that. I got to go to HR. You are HR, but now that you're dead, so I don't know who to go to. Now there is no HR, so there's nobody to rule. So it just goes off of what I think, and I think that you, I don't, not full day paid. I don't think it's

going to work. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. Tuesday means, we'll get into your high Strangeness? It puts a lot of pressure on me that you guys like high strangeness so much. It's one thing that's brought up to me all the time. It's fun. Even at Hidden Gardens. Like, I love that, I love that hidden guard.

That High Strangen's a second. And I go, I go, yes, stop liking it so much because I think I'm going to run out of stuff eventually. There's only so many stories. Yeah. But I mean. Only so many things. But, you know. Can shift bear attacks.

Okay, sure. I can do that. Yeah. I can do that absolutely. So we'll do that. next hour, we'll do your five-finger folder punch. Oh, the death shuffle. Mm-hmm.

The death shuffle. Went and saw The Odyssey yesterday, bud. I really enjoyed it. I was saying, you really liked it. It's a commitment. Yeah, I think I'm just going to wait until it's streaming and I can do my one-hour chunks like I like to do. You couldn't do a three-hour movie? I don't know if I have it in me anymore, man.

Yeah. That long anymore. It's like three and a half hours because the mark. guy has to do his old skit before He's got to talk to you, play eight different commercials. The Marcus Theaters guy, if you don't know what I'm talking about, if you go to movie tavern or what,

now he's renamed it Marcus Teeters. He's like, screw it. He's clearly the, he was the dorkeiest kid ever. But he somehow, and he loved movies and acting. Yep. And he just became very successful in owning movies

or maybe his family. I don't know what his story is. But now, Before the movie starts, he puts himself in a little skit with actors. Like William H. Macy's Benin' one. The one yesterday, all of the Super Troopers three cast was in it. Or a couple skits. Or a couple skits.

Or a couple skits. And he'll do this thing where, like, clearly he's like, well, if you want to be in my theaters, you've got to do a skit with me. And he's the worst actor. He's so silly. And it's so uncomfortable. And I never understand it. And they just keep getting longer.

So you sat through 30 minutes of trailers. Oh, before. But before we do that. But wait. And you know that he planned that. He's like, hey, Mr. Marcus, should we run your little skit before the trailers? No, no, no, no.

I want to make sure it's the last thing people have to see right before the movie. My little skit. And then a 30-second clip on how it's a new, we are now a sports bar as well. Sure, that as well. Yep. Got to make sure we tell the people that the movie theater is a sports bar. So we're 30 minutes into trailers. And I'm like, all right, now we can.

start this three-hour movie. Yeah. No, Mr. Marcus got to come out with the Super Troopers cast and they all got to do jokes at each other. But he's not a good actor, so he's awkwardly looking off the camera and like trying to read whatever. It's so cringe. It's like a terrible ass on all sketch. So cringe. He's the cringiest.

Just be a, be a millionaire. Why can't millionaires just be millionaires and go away? Why do you got to be on my movie screen? Because some just need that like, look at me, look at me, look at me, oh, look at you, look at you. It's the most annoying part about going to movie tamper. But I digress. Enough about that guy. So then, movie starts, and I was locked in, bro.

I doubted myself having the ability to watch a three-hour movie, too. Yeah. I settled in. It never got boring. It never, I never lost interest. They were even talking in kind of like a little, like, Greek poetic thing, and my brain locked into it. And I was like, oh, I know a secret language.

I felt like I was getting it. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? He knows a secret language here. And I really enjoyed it. And I really enjoyed it. I did not enjoy The Odyssey in school.

No, the book. Having a book and read and there was like a version we watched at some point. I remember in the 90s, remember that? They've made The Odyssey a bunch of times. No, I heard the book in this movie are close. Okay, I ain't reading the book. I ain't come here to read, bud, okay? I ain't going to come here to read, bud.

watch the movie and then read the book. But it was a great movie. I expected to win all of the awards. Really? Maddie Damon's, uh... Matt Damon doesn't show off too much, uh, emotion. Like, he's pretty even keel the whole way. Yeah.

But like Annie Hathaway's, she's great in it. The Annie Hathaway's. Who's the other ones in it? Uh, that Elliot Page, he's good in it. Everybody, Andrew Garfield. That's the one, Andrew Garfield. Is there a Tom Holland? Zendaya's in it?

Or is it, I always say the wrong name. No, Zendaya is a one. No, no. Tom Holland, not Andrew Garfield. Hold on. I get the two Spider-Man's mixed up. I do it every time. Because I'm watching the movie going, who is that one?

I get the Spider-Man from like 15 years ago, I call the one now. Yep. Tom Holland. It's not Andrew Garfield. Travis Scott was in it? Where was Travis Scott? I don't know. Who played Travis Scott?

Charlize Theron is in it. Yep, that I knew. Robert Pattinson's in it. Yep, the Batman. Yeah, there's a lot of names. in this movie. Yeah, they went all out. I like it.

They spent, um, wait, was Travis got the guy in the dining hall doing the stick thing? Maybe that's who he was. In, you know, proper terms, an ass ton of money on the cast.

Yeah. Yeah, I think they're going to make it back. All right, Hyubasa says he is that guy. All right, I didn't recognize him. There's a guy,

all the suitors are trying to get Odysseus' wife. They want to bang Odysseus's wife. So they're all just locked, they're just in her palace, eating her food, causing a, and before the dinners

there's a guy with a staff like making a speech. I guess that was Travis Scott. I had no idea. I don't know. I couldn't pick Travis Scott out of the lineup. I don't know his music. Yeah.

But I loved it. It was a fantastic movie for looking to spend some time. I did not love coming out of it to seven missed phone calls. Oh. That's lame. A bunch of calls from work.

Call from my stepfather because God forbid, we spend the $75 to have them haul away the old water. washing machine. Oh, God. Josh. Here's what we're going to do.

First of all, he was like, what are you doing tonight? I go, I'm not moving a washer and dryer. It's not what I'm doing tonight. No. All right, well, can you do it tomorrow? I'm not answering that man's phone calls anymore. I'm not answering that man's phone calls anymore. Now I've got to move a washer and dryer after work.

Could have just already paid you. $75. They'll haul it away for you when they drop off the new ones. Just put it out front and write free. That means I still got to carry it out there. I don't know what he's going to do with it He wants to put it on the back of a truck No, it's going to sit in the garage forever

This is what's going to happen Oh, you're going to put in the garage We're going to carry it out of the laundry room It's going to sit in the garage forever Instead of giving the company Whoever's dropping up Here's $70,000, haul those away for me You never do the simple thing in my parents' house

Now it's gone forever Never the easy thing Jimithy continues to own the internet, Coco That poor little raccoon man Deformed raccoon He's just running around living his best life. Yep, like we talked about yesterday,

Jimithy the raccoon is a raccoon in the Seattle area, very recognizable to becoming everyone's spirit animal just because he's got some kind of spine syndrome where he looks, he's just short and stocky. Stubby little guy. Let me, if you will, the King of the Hill father, Cotton,

how he has his shins blown off. Yeah, that's right. Just imagine this raccoon had his like, torso spine blow. Yeah, it's been about a week. Husky and Big Bone. Donkey is right. Jimothy has accumulated millions of views. People are now getting tattoos of Jimpathy.

Cartoons. There's murals being made. Somebody made an appearance at a Seattle Mariners game. Like, it looks like I can only see a little bit of the video. They made their own Jimothy, it looks like. Oh, that's got to be creepy looking, though, because it's, again. It's like a spine here. It's a guy with a raccoon mask and a t-shirt kind of hunched over and I think his shirt says, Jimithy.

Oh. All right. I like that. We're just picking on some deformities, I guess. It's just, I've never seen it in a raccoon. I've seen that in dogs. Oh, really? The spinal thing?

Yeah, I've seen that in dogs, but never in a raccoon out in the wild just happened at life. If you never saw, this is only the audio. This is the original video of Jimothy running by. What am I looking at? You have the strangest body. buddy. How. Hey, that's not the first time I heard a lady say that.

Hey, you've got the strangest body, buddy, buddy. We celebrate Jimothy. That's so funny. And it doesn't help that his arms are even a little longer, too. Like, his body is stocky, but his arms are long. Yeah, it almost looks like when you, as a human, like, bend over and pretend to, like, run like a, a galp, like a pony for a second. Yeah. Yeah, it's exactly right.

Hey, do the pony move. Okay. I'm Timothy. I'm Jimothy. I'm Jimothy. It's the glizzy god. Good morning. You are listening to you.

Telling chat. Telling chat during the song there that I had a little late night hot dog snack, little hot dogs. You want heavy on the dogs. Yeah. Boiled up four dogs. It was only going to have two, but then I wasn't going to leave those two stragglers behind. I mean, they're there.

Put down four dogs and a glass of whiskey at 8 o'clock at night. Come on now. Eventually, we've making it through almost the first hour, luckily. No. I ain't going to put. that, I'll, uh, I'll walk those tuts in the other room. I'm not going to put that to you. I don't think you can control it. I don't know what's going to happen

to me. We'll see. That's it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's your boy. It's your boy. And again, you are one of the very few that just boil their laws. I love a boiled dog. Actually in the summer. I love a boiled dog. I don't know why y'all are crisping them on the outside.

Who wants that? Or like my mother. I like my wieners. Blank. I think so funny. No, I don't like the crust on the outside of a dog. I like a bowl cafeteria-style dog. Yep, nice and mushy. With no, also, if you're not watching Twitch, no condiments. Yeah, she says that pissed him off that I had no condiments.

Not a cats up, not a mustard, not a relish. The Lord made the hot dog perfect already. Why would I need to mess with that? The seasoning and condiment is water. Why would I need to mess with all the natural flavors inside the dog? Yeah, they got all their juices. They get the juices cooked into them for a real. See, jealousy's on my side.

Plain dog for the win, man. At the Mets game on Saturday. I got a dog and I brought my wife back a dog. And I'm just sitting there eating my plane dog. And she just walked away. I go, where'd mom go? She wanted to go put condiments on her hot dog. Yeah.

She did. She got mustard and relish, put it on there. Yeah, because I don't even like hot dogs, but I know you got a pus off on them. Yeah, no. By the time she got back, Glizzy was gone, baby. Glizzy was gone. And I'm the only one that's farted today.

Yeah, you got to get the LD. the illness otty over there. Got that demon in me. Floating adds a slice of cheese to his dogs. Very nice. Very nice. Sometimes I'll wrap it in a, I'll wrap it in just a white bread if I don't got the buns.

I like a white bread dog. I do remember back when I was a kid that I did eat the cheesy dogs. You did? The ones with the cheese that were in the middle when we were growing up. Yeah, I remember those. Those are kind of even a little gross for me. And then something just happened. I don't know what switched, but.

You grew up and realized you don't need to eat these. You're not in prison. No hot dogs at all. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't like the cheesy dogs. I like a straight-up. I'm a Hoffman boy followed by a Nathan's.

Although I feel like there's a whole lot. I feel like I should just do like a hot dog. What am I saying? What's the charcutory board? Oh, make a couple. I want to try all these. There's so many brands of dogs around the world. Zwigles.

Oh, okay. I want to try all the dogs. Okay. That could actually be done. I like a ballpark dog. I sure do. Yeah, that's definitely doable. It's hard to live up to a Hoffman, though.

You travel around and... Hoffman dog is always top, man. That's everybody's favorite. Subrettes. Yep, see, there's an other. Diner tour replaced best hot dog. Hot dog tour. Biggest.

The biggest tour coming up. A lot of pressure on me that you guys like this stupid segment so much. Mmm. You love it. It's going to be hard to top last week. Garnie grabbed me by the ass. That was just great audio last week. I'll never be able to top that one.

That was just good. Got me by my ass. High strangeness, the unexplained, all the cryptids, the ghosts, the UFOs, all of that. I said, I'll save you. Well, and kind of in honor of Jimithy, the raccoon, I wanted to find another, like, another, like, woodsy cryptid to talk about. Because when I first saw Jimetty, it made it to on all of my cryptid subredits where they're like, is this a new cryptid?

No, it's a raccoon with a weird spine thing. What is this alien? It'd be funnier if it was walking on two feet or two legs. Sure it does. At some point, it gets up on its hind legs. You'd lose your mind. Weird that hunk of cheese from that commercial. We ain't a hunk of a cheese.

Today we talk about the Michigan Dog Man. Oh. The Michigan Dog Man. is a cryptid that, obviously, roams Michigan. Okay. But it's got kind of a fun radio tie-in story. It's described as a seven-foot-tall bipedal creature with the torso of a man, head like a wolf,

with blue eyes and a human-like, human-like scream. So years ago, like in the 80s, this morning radio show, comes up with a parody song about the dog man. Oh. Because it was kind of like a legend within Michigan, right? Like someday people have songs about the Penelville Pied Monster. Many times people will sing songs about that. So they made up a song about the Michigan Dog Man.

I'm going to play that for you just a little quick clip of it here. Okay. They play it on the radio. And people who listen to that show are like, well, wait, you guys know about the real dog man, right? And they'd only heard the legends. What this song did is it sparked a bunch of people calling in and sharing their Michigan Dogman stories. So here is their parody that they released.

Hold on a second. I'm starting to start the wrong clip. Here you go. It's called The Legend of Dog Man. Do you hear that? Steve Cook. Steve Cook wrote, and it was the 80s, so it's going to sound very 80s.

Officer and I went out there to take a look at it. He just tried to chew in. Around the doors, you can see a dog print, you know, alongside the window there. This part's real, though. So it was, you know, obviously a dog. So they make this for the radio show just because it's silly. And it sparks all these phone calls and stories. Like, you don't know what you're messing with.

I love this keyboard. And you also, all of you in chat, teams, know the same books that my kid had. The dogman books where the kid had his head body, his body his dog's hat was on a cop's body. Okay. At a nameless logging camp

in Wexford County where the master river ran. Eleven lumberjacks near the Garland Swamp found an animal they thought was a dog. In a playful mood, they chased it around until it ran inside a hollow log.

A logger named Johnson grabbed him a stick, poked around inside. Then the thing let out an unearthly scream and came out and stood upright. What is this? It's just a bad radio song, but... I am a fan. I think we need to start spinning it. As someone who is dorky about radio, I love radio, and I just love the idea of them playing this on their radio station. Because you know, after, like, all right, okay, so here's what we're going to do. Let's come up, let's come up with some lyrics for it.

And you guys know that my dream is to someday be in the shack, being a shack in the woods, doing like a midnight to 5 a.m. coast-to-coast-type show. Where I'm doing this. All right. They play that song back in the 80s, 87, then they re-release it in 97. Oh my God. Because in Michigan itself, like you know how around, Bob Rivers isn't from central New York,

but you know how Ted and Amy growing up always played the 12 panes of Christmas and it became a local love around that season in Michigan around Halloween they love to hear the Legend of Dog Man song so what is the legend of Dog Man what was the first one of the first sightings well they in the song there they talk about the lumberjacks that saw the dog man they're playing with it until it ran into a hollow law I'm gonna jump this into Twitch because this is let me give me the YouTube channel bedtime stories on YouTube

did a good retelling of some of these stories and they show a couple photos of the alleged dogman if you want to jump in Twitch and YouTube right now I will show you the story of dogman this is the end of the radio segment here which was supported by photographic evidence and a more difficult to dismiss all right now we get in

to one of the sightings one such sighting occurred in 1961 when a night watchman would working at a manufacturing plant in Big Rapids, Michigan, was about to start his rounds of the premises. As a perk, the guard resided in a house situated directly opposite the company he worked for. This manufacturing plant was located alongside a large area of dense brushland, known to the locals as the Haymarsh. The encounter was related by his son, many years after it took place, who remembered his father warning him many times not to play out seriously.

side after dark. He recalled how he'd acted skittish and claimed to have heard coyotes, bears and other strange animals in the brush whilst walking the perimeter fence late at night. As the story goes, the watchman was keeping an eye on the plant from his front porch, maintaining his alertness by sipping a cup of coffee and consuming a sweet roll. It was around 3 a.m., and the shift had been uneventful, but all that would change in a matter of minutes. There was a sudden movement along the chain link fence located at the rear of the property, and being so early in the morning, the guard suspected that mischief was afoot. He drew his gun and continued to watch the fence line for a few minutes,

until he realized that what he was looking at was in fact not human at all. So he's going to show a clip here coming out, just a still photograph, it's not yet. And I see Happy and YouTube says, the Beast of Bray Road. That's its other name to the Michigan. And dog man is also known as the beast of Bray Road. One of the sightings is near Bray Road, yeah. Oh, or on my. A fur-covered creature had emerged from the darkness that was far too tall to be a normal man.

This is an animation. You'll see the photo on a second. It possessed broad and powerful shoulders and alternated between walking on two legs and all fours. Thank you, tag, and Twitch. As it moved silently along the fencing. It appeared to have a canine look about it. In disbelief, the watchman, an avid photographer, ran inside and grabbed his Kodak's signet 35mm camera.

When he returned to the porch, the creature was still prowling along the factory's driveway, directly underneath a lamppost. He adjusted the camera for a long exposure as it was still dark, and then steadied his hands to take the picture. The photograph that he subsequently took shows a hunched figure standing upright on two legs, which is extremely broad and powerfully built. It appears to be at least seven feet tall and is covered in a thick fur coat from head to toe

seeming to have an elongated canine snout Immediately after the photograph was taken The creature slowly headed back into the haymarsh That's it This time moving on all fours So let me describe what I'm looking at here Interesting Twitch.tv slash the show or the show.fm

Also on YouTube type in the show K-rock And you'll see it It's exactly as described seven foot tall it's by a lamp post it is pretty big so you can tell it's height you can see kind of its body it's a little furry it's got this big old head and then it wanders off on all fours back into the woods that's what that's usually you beast of bray road the go the the the dog man the Michigan dogman usually with these things it's like oh I didn't have my camera or it's like oh it turned off at least this guy ran inside and got something yeah

Yeah, the guy actually got a photo of it. And there's a couple other photos. This was my favorite photo from what I was researching last night. Is this one? What up, Mark? And there was a bunch of other ones, but they're not as, not that this one was clear by any means, it was the 60s, but. But for, you know, compared to what they usually give you.

It's the story of the Michigan Dogman. By the way, shout out Monster Creek.com. I met these guys at a horror con last year, the Vernon Downs Horicon. Okay. They're a local company that does all this cool cryptid merch. Oh. If you're like, he just texted to say dogman swag is available at Monster Creek.com. That's pretty funny.

They do. Like, I met them at the Verona Horror, which we're going to talk to next week. I met them out there. They're a local company out of Edmondston, just making all these cool, like, crypted shirts, patches, hats. Support local guys. These guys are doing really cool stuff. Monster Creek.com. They got a lot of cool stuff.

Put it into chat. So there's your. There's your high string. That's a neat picture. The Beast of Bray Road. the Michigan dog man. Show for that dog man. Can I bet that dog?

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See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Well, we do got the ghost box on, and that song was called Ghost, so good morning, everybody. Happy. It's saying it stuff. Tuesday, it is 7.30, and that means it is time to play America's favorite mid-market nonsense ticket giveaway game show. Five-folder death punch.

The death shuffle. I will take caller five. Right now, 424. 315, 424, 7, 6, 25, the game is simple. I'm going to kill the app. Kill the ghost app for a second here as I take my calls. We're busy. Caller one, caller two.

You will pick a folder. Uno dos. Caller three. Caller four almost. My next caller. The winner is you. Kay Rock, who is this? Anna.

Anna? Yes. Anna, you are my contestant today. The game is very simple, Anna. All you need to do is pick a number between one and five. And if Cody can stay conscious long enough to tell you your prize. All right. Anna, whenever you're ready, tell me you one through five.

Three. Ever? She's going number three. Yes. We'll try the middle. Okay. There's tickets. There's autographed guitars.

There's four passes. This one is the seats. Two pack. Two pack a seat, Anna. Congratulations. Three. And hang on the line. You're very well.

Welcome, I will get your information. Yo, C1 and 2. Really? In what row? N. Congratulations, Anna. I will get your information here online. That's cool. We will play again tomorrow morning at 730 America's favorite game show.

Five-folder death pick two. The Death Shuffles. Congratulations, Anna, our winner for this morning's five-folder Death Punch. I might have sent you out. into the hall. She came in here. She's in Twitch. Good. Well, Anna, thank you for playing. Congratulations. We'll play again tomorrow. And I'm going to go through all the folders tomorrow because I want to give you guys a couple

days to pick up the tickets since the show is this weekend. Okay, so tomorrow's the really big show. The really big finale. I'm taking callers and you can pick remaining folders until they're all giving out. That autograph guitar, still in there. Those pick passes still in there. Yeah, I didn't look to see, so I don't even know. Tomorrow's a good day to play. So I'll be listening around 7.30. tomorrow morning. Today's show brought to you by

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and you're in luck because I found video footage of this real doll. Do you not want to know? I want you to invasion, kind of like a knock-off Barbie doll. But the knock-off Barbie doll has got a pregnant belly. Okay? Because it's pregnant.

Okay. It's going to have a baby. It's going to have a baby. And head popped off. Now I don't see a ring on her finger, so I'm just saying maybe. Ah, it's a bastard. This is what these lips want. A bastard.

A bastard baby. It's a new toy. Now the box just says my mini baby, but the ad for it says, my mini baby mom and surprise doll. It is a pregnant, Barbie-style doll with a stomach that contains... What? You like pop it open.

Yep. Little like fetus that they give out at the fair sometimes. No, better than that. It's inside of an amniotic sack. So your baby, Cody, let me give you a little biology here. So they put it in like a little Ziploid face. No, no, no. I'm going to show you.

It's kind of like a squishy, almost like a needo. And then you're going to open and get the grease all over your hands. Oh. It's butter. Babies are slippery. Kelly, I'm bringing that word back. Trollope. What a Trollope this woman is.

Trollope out there just getting. Unmarried. Mother. So here's how it works. She's got a pregnant belly. Okay. Now the baby's not going to be born vaginally. It's going to be born by C-section.

That's where you come in. Me. You or the over owns my mini baby doll. Okay. Exactly. Jeff Boppet, twist it, pull it, birth it. Boom. So you open the belly and then you'll see a ball of sack with a little plastic baby inside the sack.

How do that get there to start? Like, where did it come from? Where do babies come from? Oh, boy, we'll talk about that after the show, bud. But when a baby is in a lady's belly, it's in a big old ball of sack. That's all the fluids it needs. Makes it easier to poop it out. Sure, yep, that's what it is. Yeah.

And when your water bursts, quote unquote, well, what I see? You can throw the percent that the wall see if it creeps down. When Barbie and Ken love each other very much. Yeah, you can see, it's one of those wall crawlers. You whip it. Or like we would do, we'd throw to the ceiling and wait before it the drop back down, but then we'll leave a stain on the ceiling.

Yep, again, I think there's still a stain in my mom's ceiling in the living room. from when I did that, when I was like 14. In reality, when a woman's water breaks, quote-unquote, it's the amniotic sack opening. And the fluid, and then it's baby time, baby. And if you catch that and drink it, you get her powers. I feel like the public school system has failed you so much. We'll go through it after.

I have some charts. I'll show you after this. You freeze and eat it like a bopsicle? Some people will take the placenta. I know that. Add Kuolchak sings extensively about the placenta. Even if it falls on the floor. Even if it falls on the floor, he's picking it right back up.

That part I knew. Mm-hmm. Ugh. So I can show you the actual toy in action. You want to jump in Twitch and YouTube right now. Nothing would make my day better than a barbecue. For those you just listening, I'll describe it. You as the owner of the mini baby Bobby Bunky bumper toy.

You open the mom's belly and you pull out the sack and it's full of liquid and the little baby's in there. You do a quick little C-section. Personally, I wouldn't open the sack. That way I can play with it more than once. I can put it back in the mom's belly. But if you wanted us birth to baby and be done with it, you can then flip the mother's stomach around so then it's a flat belly again.

As damn right, she got right back in shape. I mean, she got right back in shape. She better have been working out while she was pregnant. I want the husband's stitch and I want that tight belly. Here's a dumb question. Okay, it's in the sack, right? Yeah. Because it's realistic.

Yeah. That's how it happens. Yeah. when you do a C-section, do you have to, like, you got to pop the sack out of there first and then yank the baby out? Yeah, if the baby's breach. So if it's not head down, I've watched doctors, like, spin a baby in, like, outside, like, rearrange the baby.

Sometimes they can get that head down. But if they can't, and they're going to do C-section. It's just always in that sack. It's in that sack. And then they got to bust that sack. Listen. Like a water bag. You got to be careful.

As beautiful as it is to have my choice. children, I'm not going to act like it wasn't gross. We can say how beautiful all the gift of birth was. It's beautiful. The more I love my children more than I love anything on this planet. The less beautiful it is. But it's a disaster, having them be born. It just sounds not as fun.

And I didn't do anything. No, you're... I didn't do a damn thing. You're not your boss and sacks. I held the lag and I cut a cord and I didn't want to cut the cord. Oh my God, not a chance. I don't know if that's a faux par or whatever. I'm not doing it.

Yeah. I'm not doing it. They hand you the scissors. Yeah, good. You help inspect them. They look great, Doc, here. It's all you, bud. I'm paying you, bud.

You're doing this whole thing. And then you're going to hand me the scissors part? Yeah. Nah. Oh, I got to do all the work in here. You're going to do all that. And then be like, where are the scissors? I'm like, whoa, scissors.

Yeah, those are for you to cut. Yeah, not only that. Not only is my job just to hold the leg. And they're like, they're like, just say encouraging things in your. wife's here. She doesn't want to hear me talking right now. Do you hear this voice? Yeah. This is extremely obnoxious. Do it a great job. Hey, go in there and get it. Come on now. Yeah. So I'm holding the leg, what? Katie, like a real man, caught her own baby. Pulled it up. Damn right. Right out of my own chest. Coolest thing ever. Uh-huh. So I'm holding the leg. And then they're just like,

they hand you the thing to cut the cord and you cut the cord and it's like, speaking of hot dogs, it's like cutting a hot dog. I don't even. I don't even. Like, how much pressure do you have to, like, is it like just cutting paper? Mm-hmm. Or is it, you know, sometimes you think you're, like, you take your scissors out to, like, cut a piece of meat. Mm-hmm. And it's a little harder to cut than you thought of it. And you're like, ah.

It's like cutting a thick earthworm. Like, if you found the thickest earthworm and you're going to put it on your fish hook, Cody? Did you pass out again? Nope. Oh, okay. Nope. Uh-huh. Yeah, listen.

This conversation is going to help. If you're on the fence about having children, you'll probably, you're probably going to make your decision here. Yeah. And again, I didn't do a thing. This poor woman had all her parts out. And then they invite in like spectators. Come on in. They're like, we got a couple of students.

They want to see this? We got a couple of nursing students who'd like the pop end. You're like, no, what. Sure. No, what they need to do. Sure. What they need to do is sign moms up for a scared straight program where a bunch of 14, 15, and 16 year olds go marching through those as some as the parents given birth in various stages.

Yeah, good point. They should do that. Make little Megan take a peek at her future if she doesn't knock off the horseplay. Yeah, bring it in. Hey, you think condoms are lame? Hmm? You think birth control's lame? Guess what?

Watch this guy cut this thick earthworm. Come here. Katie, cut the damn course. What are we going through as far or worse? Oh, I don't know, Katie. Did you try cutting the corners hard? Anyways, back to the... I mean, I feel like it was pretty traumatic for me, but all right, fine, fine.

You're going to discount my trauma. Oh, okay, weird, well. And yeah, Cousin Jay was right. You're up by her head because they have... a curtain? Because you as the man really can't handle what's going on. You don't want to know what's going on.

No, no. And cousin Jay said he accidentally snuck a peek. You don't want to sneak a peek. You want to, you want to remain, I'm not going to say anything else. I've probably said enough. No, you, it's, no, wait, let me make a terrible comparison.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes you don't want to like see the dead person inside of the cast because you want to remember them a certain way. I'd like to remember the things south of the equator in a certain way. I don't need to see... I don't need to see the tsunami going on.

Anyways, back to this. Mini baby and mom surprise doll. If you're just tuning in... Yes. It's got a baby in an amniotic sack inside of the baby doll. You can take the baby out, in its sack.

I'm going to show you Twitch and YouTube right now or the show.com. And you can pop the sack and get a baby. So if this conversation hasn't grossed you out enough... And now he's just have a Barbie having a baby. Here's the toy right there. It is, she's pointing to the box. Yeah, okay.

You're taking the box, the baby, and she's just a song underneath it, nothing important. All right, so, okay, there it is. Oh, oh! You flip out the baby, and then there's the baby coming out in the sack. Oh, you're going to pop the sack. There's the greasy baby. Why is it like that?

That's a greasy baby, and then you flip that tummy right back around six pack of abs. Wrap the baby right up, Cody. Perfect. Perfect. I'll play it one more time for you. Oh, my God. This seems like a lot, right? I mean, I love people who should learn about the human body.

That is a huge baby. It's a big effing baby. That's a huge baby. Why is it so... That's a 14-year-old. They don't need to have it be like that. It's realistic and then spin that belly right back around. It doesn't need to be greasy.

It could have just been water. Yeah, they really went above and beyond with the amniotic sac fluid. No, you need it as realistic as possible. Now make sure that belly spins right back to a six-pack. And then I want that belly as tight as can be husband stitch and a six-pack by the afternoon. All right, there it is. I don't know if you need this. It'll be available this month.

Good luck. I kind of want to have just a whole, I want to just buy a bunch of the babies in the amniotic sack. I don't want the doll. No, I just want a little babies. I just want a bunch of babies in the amniotic sack as like a fidget toy. Just a big bag of baby sacs. Yeah. I want to whip them at people.

Yep. Like the factory clearly has a box of just the babies in the sack That's what I would like Yeah I buy you just buy in bulk Let me get a bucket of baby sacs Yeah can I just get the baby in the sack I don't need the I don't need the doll

I'm not keeping the doll Sir you mean you want Like 30 of the I said what I said Of the Barbie with No Just the babies In the sack

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That's where you damn kids go out. your pornography. First of all, I just cannot emphasize enough how very, very little I care about Jelly Roll and Bunny X-O's divorce. Um, exact opposite for me, bro. You're locked in. That's it. It's all I need. I don't care. I didn't care about them when they were married. No, no, that's what I was going to say. I don't care about their divorce. I didn't care about them when they were together. I'm sure as hell not going to care now. I don't care about who they're dating, who they're not dating. I don't care about anything. Although at the grossest level, I saw a picture of her with some, like, younger guy. And all I could think of is, like, him doing things to her.

And just the visual of just jelly roll. That you're like... Sweaty. Your sloppy seconds to another to jelly roll. Bouncing off of where your face currently is. Everything... I only wipe my butt when I'm in danger. Everything I've ever learned about jelly roll and bunny X-O has been against my will.

I've never sought out. a jelly roll story I don't seek out jelly roll music No But now I'm getting fed this says Bailey and DeFord Jelly Roll's daughter Well they got kids

Not this isn't through Bunny XO I think this was a daughter he had Pre her Oh regardless Now I'm getting fed videos from Jelly Roll's daughter Because she said Don't y'all ever come from my father's name like that Oh Jesus

I'm so done Y'all have no F&ID at what happened and wait till y'all find out i don't i just so don't care here was she stealing money so don't care really i don't i don't know she said quote the daughter and she's 18 by the way says i quote i promise y'all the view of what y'all have and not only the situation but their relationship and the internet is totally about to eff and crumble the day i open my mouth Well, this is just, I don't know this is something y'all can relate to, but I have what I call a Swigga County loudmouths,

where it's just people yelling about things, and they're always arguing, and it's just, they all got a look to them, pajamas usually are on, maybe not a most well-kept people, but they're all barking at each other. You go through Fulton, you go through my neck of the woods, It's just a Swiga County loudmouths, and that's exactly what she hears. She's a Tennessee loudmouth.

Well, here's a thing where you know and I, none of y'all know. So wait, not to, you know, paint anybody in any pick in any certain way, however. You're here to tell me that a former drug-dealing criminal and a D-level escort porn star has. Had some skeletons? There might be some skeletons in the closet. And when she talks, y'all, the internet's going to crumble. You ain't insane. I don't want it to.

Nobody cares. Nobody's going to be shocked at what. He was cheating. She was cheating. He was stealing money from her. She was stealing money from him. Nobody cares. Oh, my God.

We can't believe it. There. And I'm done being shocked now. Unless this woman, she's 18, she has sold daughter, comes out and says, hey guys, jelly rolls a. Skinwalker. I won't care. Unless you said, yeah, Jelly Roll this whole time, he's of a different planet. He's put on a human skin suit. He knew that you guys liked singers and he is here to take over the world. Yeah. No, there's not. Other than that, I don't care. If you just tell me,

yeah, a couple trashy people did trashy things. Or also, who were you? Jelly Roll, daughter. Exactly. Exactly. Not even from the famous mom. Like I've said forever on this show, just because somebody's famous or just because somebody's rich doesn't mean they ain't trash. Trashy people can get famous. Yeah. Trashy people can get rich. And they're going to keep doing trashy stuff.

They just got more money now. Good Mama June. Honey Boo Boo. Exactly. Every show on TLC during the early aughts. Yeah. You're going to get trash people getting rich and famous. Those big fat sisters that are not big fat no more.

I pay my bills. So let's shift gears as Cody can speak. pretty intelligently to this, and that is my dad walk. I'm smart. A recent study has found only 7% of people are what you'd consider a very fast walker. I don't any longer, years ago, I gave up trying to keep up with him. I don't bother. Yeah.

I walk my own speed, my own pace, because you cannot. You'll get there when you get there. You cannot. I'm a very fast walker. I want to get to my destination. I don't want to dilly-dally. But he doesn't realize that. nobody else is six foot tall with long, long legs.

Accurate point. I take little tiny little steps. And now because, you know, my wife has been with me for so long. She does the same probably. No, I get a warning. Oh. I get a warning. And I understand it.

And she'll know if we're at a concert, then when the concert's coming to an end. She'll say, I'm not walking, I'm not running out of here. So you need to slow down. Not sprinting. She goes, you need to walk my speed. And I go, yep, can do it. And then I can just lock in.

We'll leave. And I walk her speed. I walk her speed. I'm going to do that to you for me and out. I'm not running out of here. I'm not sprinting to where we're going. Well, you and I don't share a bed, so I don't care what you do. You'll catch up to me at some point.

Not anymore. We don't. Never since that. No, a recent survey found 7% of people are fast walkers where 12% say they're slow or 5% very slow walkers. Well, it depends. What I'm doing. I'm just like out for a walk with the dog

or something somewhere nice. I'm going to be a very slow walker. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to take my time and just I'll go a long distance. When I walk Fred, I'm trying to get that heart rate up. So I'm trying to walk him fast and he's generally pretty fast. Yeah. When I'm with my wife, I got to put on my slow

legs because she ain't trying to keep up with me. Slow down a little bit. If like somebody at work is like, hey, you I want to go to lunch or whatever. It never happens. But like, and they want to have like that chit-chat walk where you're walking down the sidewalk chit-chatting? No, I'm. I ain't looking at chich-chat.

I'm always a couple people behind because I can't. I can't keep up. I'm looking at ch-chat. Mm-hmm. My little legs can only carry me. So face. So they asked, well, what do you do if the person you're walking with is slower or faster than you? Do you match their pace or do you just do what you're going to do?

63% of people say, I'll just do what I want to do. Yep. Because you're not. And that's how I feel. I'll get there. I'll meet you there. I'm not going to sprint. I'll meet you there.

To try to keep pace, that would be silly. It'd be like a TV show or a movie. I'm jogging along next to you as you just walk a fast pace. I recognize that I'm moving faster than most. There could be negotiations that are had. Hey. Like family vacations, I got to walk their speed. Yes.

Now. You don't need to be. My youngest and I. We're all back here. My youngest and I are both fast walkers. Oh, okay. So like the Mets game gets out. Saturday. He and I are back at the car at least four minutes before everybody else.

They're still in the stadium. They're still in them. We're gone. We're gone. Are you a fast walking or a slow walker? I don't know where the car. Where the hell? Hey, hey, hey, hey, over here. Over here. Over here. Ligwilly, what up, dude. Anthony. I'm sorry. And he's, well, he's, we're all furious. He didn't bring us meat. We're all furious. He's lucky the microphones are even turned on right now. Yeah, yeah. El Construction at C&Y.com. The best in the biz, Anthony Legwilly and the crew over there. So let's talk about your summer, Legwilly.

As school gets out less than a month ago, maybe three weeks ago, you've been going nonstop. Day after we went to Lake George for eight days. Eight days with the kids up in Lake George. Anthony's got a three-year-old and a six-year-old. Yep. So we went up there for eight days. I came back on Sunday.

Then I went back to work on Monday, and I had two managers off and my estimator off for the week. So I cover them. Then I went to Cubsculptown camp for a week. And then my wife's birthday was on Sunday, but we had her party on Saturday. I got a race, I smoked all day. And then 311 on Sunday. Three 11 on Sunday, yeah. And I brought my kids first concert, so that's pretty fun.

Oh, that's pretty fun. Oh, yeah. I don't know if the concert goes around us, enjoyed us, but... Why? You know the ponchos and the balls? The ponchos and the balls? The ponchos and a ball. Oh, okay. Kids loved it.

They're tossed in my tons throwing up in the air. I think he hit a guy in the back of a couple times. They're trying really hard to keep them low, but they're staying out of menace. Yeah, we're a menace. Yeah, we're a menace. What are you going to do? Maness. Too bad.

I ever spent on ice cream, though. What was it? How much? The Sunday was $12. She didn't eat the whole thing. Yeah. And then she wanted a pop for $8. Yeah.

But it was fun. It was... It's fun watching you go through these stories because it's like all this stuff you're talking about right now in about 10 years you're going to miss. You're going to be like, oh, I remember when they're little when we did this and this. That's what I go through. I'm an emotional mess with William. I cry out.

I cry out. I cry to the Cubsal Camp. You did? Just the motivation. effort that you put into like the kids because I was at the we were building um like a treasure box so I had 10 little kids like hammering like crazy and like the camp director came up and she's like how do you guys deal with this I don't hear anything and so it's just fine they're just wagging away it was a blast it was just so fun I think

most of the world's problem can be fixed if you just become a better parent exactly be a parent and raise better humans yes and be there be there yeah be available that was my goal as a dad to always just be there and be available. Be there or be square. Summer camp is the best this time at your age. There was my kids, they were a little older than six and three. They were probably like eight and ten,

but they went to camp to Luli. Okay. And they had a whole thing where this, I don't know, it wasn't called the Phantom. It was called something else. Oh, I remember. Remember it was like there was this,

one of the counselors was dressed up as something and running around and stealing candy, but then like would leave you candy. And the kids would get so amped up for it. Yeah, there's a guy that. I guess his name is, like, Mr. Primrose. He would scream from our, like, good morning, Mr. Primrose.

And, like, they would scream. And it was just, I was wondering how she was going to like it. And we stayed up there in the cabin. And she had a blast. It was just so much fun watching her, like, growing up and, like, kind of being independent and learning some things. Yeah, these are core memories, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And not everyone has, like, parents.

And they, oh, they're not handy. And so they got to do, we got to go fishing. Like, fishing is very anxiety-producing for me with kids, mainly because it takes an hour to get set up and all the kids want the fishing poles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, I'm putting on worms. Like, I had nine kids, and I was helping up out there scout guy there. And it was fun. I had a great time.

I did do a first yesterday for my son, and I think you're going to appreciate this. What? His first late-night Taco Bell trip. For the six-year-old. You're three-year-old. You're three-year-old. We played disc off, and we got there like seven, so we got done at, like, 839, and then we went and played with some Nerf guns, and now he has a Nerf Gun.

TB, Ron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was so happy. He didn't like the Baha Blast. I did a thing, I don't know if you were listening back that. That's hilarious. Speaking of Nerf guns, the best, and I just found photos of this recently, the best birthday party we ever threw for my youngest was we converted our basement into a Nerf Gun Battlezone.

I don't listen to you since high school. Oh, that stuff was big for a while. It was huge. We had a ton of Nerf guns and I just black, I hung up black, like that vinyl sheeting all around my basement and made little like hides and tunnels and stuff. And then I pumped fog from a fog machine and put random lights in there. It was so cool. Yeah, I forgot about that story.

But yeah, I remember you talking about that. It was so cool. But these are the memories. Yeah, I know. I'll do anything for them. It's just, like, they got to have fun. It's the best. Like, you think of your childhood and you're like, those memories you have.

Yeah. They're making those right now. Yeah. Like, they're baking those right now. It's mind blowing. It is. Yeah. Just got to have fun.

Like, we went to, like, George. We saw the fireworks. And we were at that Fort Henry or whatever. They're shooting cannons off. Like, in the middle of the fireworks. It's just a great, great experience. It's just fun doing stuff with them. You got to make them.

You got to raise good humans, Cody. Yeah, listen. Building memories and kitchens. Anthony and I are a couple of sappy dads over here. You guys love your kids. Oh, my God. And I was playing the, I went up north to my wife's friends. I forgot.

That was the other weekend that I did. So we went up north. And I guess he's into guitar. I didn't know that. And I was like, I should have brought my guitar. We could have jammed. He had extra guitar. So we saw a jamming all weekend.

That was great. It was so much fun with him. And I went to the Scottish Fett. I forgot about that. the scotch festival. You got yourself a summer already, bro. Summer, man. Oh, yeah, and then we're standing in the line,

and my son's stealing the chips because he just wants the chips out of the box. And we had to wait, like, ten minutes for this order to go through. I was like, I just want to buy this $2 bags of chips so they can get any of just trying to steal it. I get it. Standing right in front of the mister. I get it, dude.

These are summer memories account. You don't remember these forever, bud? It was fun. Soke them up. L-Guilly Construction, L-C-N-Y.com. Don't be silly. Hi, Ligwilly. Don't be silly.

I love it. Thanks, Anthony. Good to see you, man. I wish I could play this clip. Good morning. It's K Rock. Unfortunately, he curses too much and I don't have time to edit it. But when you think of cat care and veterinarian care for your feline friend, you obviously think of Exhibit. Rapper. Actor. Well, he will. Entrepreneur. He is going to give it to you.

Exhibit. He's going to give it to you. He going to give it to you. Well, isn't DMX going to get X going to you? Catmads. Is Exhibit going to give it to you? DMX going to give it to you No, because... Is that exhibit?

Isn't that it was a... Which one's going to give it to you? What song was I just thinking for him? Kids. Yeah, because DMX, X, yeah. So he won't give it to you. I'm sorry. I can't think of any of his songs right now.

No, this... No, you're right. Hold on, let me see. What song am I thinking of from a exhibit? He's got an X going to give it to you. Hold on. Every time I come around. X, that's him.

Something, something, something, something. No, you'll know this. Yeah. This was in Madden, like, 98. Oh, that's an absolute Maddeninger. X. X. I stand behind the mic like Walter Cronkite.

X. Oh, the only only all one, apparently. Oh, yeah. So this gentleman, this rapper, So this gentleman, this rapper here, has a 20-year-old cat. Wow. And apparently he just posted a video of his cat on the internet, and everybody lost her mind because they're like,

your cat's 20? They should pimp that cat, bro. His pet cat is named Thunder for Thundercat. It is more than 20 years old, and he got it back during the Pimp My Ride Days. That's crazy. People started commenting about how his cat was So he made a video

I can't play because he's like Oh yeah, he's losing your effing minds over with my cat I'll tell you what I do with my cat He's just had a cat Quote, she likes junk food But I also give her fancy feast When she's on her best behavior Okay

Same with Josh Her longevity, thank you Her longevity is To dry and wet food And then also receiving fluids at the vet I guess she gets like an IV bag From time to time because she's had previous kidney and thyroid issues.

Okay. That's all he says is he's like, fancy feast for treats. Combo, wet and dry food, go get your ivy. I mean, that's kind of guess how you keep it. It's a man that loves his cat. Keep that kitty healthy. You're good. There's jokes in there somewhere, but...

There's a bunch, but they're too easy. I'm better than that. I'm not by that. Do you see all the issues that? having with AI bands on Spotify right now. Ah, no. So there's bands like that band is Sleep Theory. Yes.

There's dudes and gals who will just generate AI music and name their band things like Leap Theory in hopes that somebody types it in wrong or whatever and it kind of sounds like Sleep Theory and then they're making money off that. Oh, that's messed up. They get millions of plays. It's really sick. That's messed up. Yeah, that's not.

That seems to be an issue from the start. Yeah. Remember we talked months ago about that. that one band that was making all those tops of the charts or whatever the hell. Tons of AI music out there, yep. It's out there, man, and people are making money. People are making money.

That's not fair. Colorado police have arrested a man from Arizona after he was caught surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive. Bro. How do you do it? I get you. That sounds fun. The whole point is let your wiener be flopping around

while you're going train speed. That sounds fun. He arrested a man named Daniel Balance. His name is Balance. He, come on. Danny Balance. Is he like a clown? Dan Balance?

I'm Danny Balance. Watch myself on this locomotive with my winky. He looks less clownish, more homeless. Maybe unhoused. Maybe methamphetamine. I don't know. Just a little dabb. He'll probably do you.

He's all messed up. While he was arrested, he expressed his love for vodka, beer, and the banjo. I mean, those are the top three. He's caught naked on top of a moving locomotive. In a statement, the department said, quote, for those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman, I want you to know, he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges. Mug shot is on brand for his mug, for what I'm reading about here. He wasn't supposed to be on the train to begin with. Police say he broke a window on the Union Pacific Railroad locomotive to enter it.

Come on, Dan, Balance. Don't do any B&E's. Danny Balance. You're just getting up there and balancing when your wiener flap around. I don't think anyone's going to say anything. I think they still might actually. I think they still might have a couple of notes for you. Yeah, probably.

Hey, you're going to make a phone call. Do you want to play golf? We don't go to play anything if you don't want to. We're fine. All right, so we'll play some golf. Hanging out. Uh-huh. Gaming.

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